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Everybody, hey everybody, how's it going?

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Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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I'm Needles.

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And it's really great to be here on this show right prior to Christmas.

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Our Christmas show.

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I hate the holidays, I really do.

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Yeah.

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It makes everybody that's already an asshole be even more of a bigger asshole.

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Everybody pretends they're such a good person around this time.

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Is that the vibe you're getting this year?

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Oh, I get it every year. I hate the holidays.

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Yeah, I can't stand Christmas. It's the worst holiday of the year.

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Everybody's lost touch of what it's about.

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I wouldn't think that the people are any more assholes though now than they are any rest of the time of the year.

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Well, no, they're just pretending to be not assholes. That's the problem.

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I'm such a good person and look what I'm doing. I'm going to spend all this money.

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People have lost touch with this. We're actually celebrating, right?

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And if you look at the world around us, it really accentuates what a shithole that we're living in a country right now.

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I'm really supposed to pretend that everything's all fucking cheery and great right now, but it's really not.

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Man, what a joyous Christmas show this is going to be.

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This is only the first two minutes of it. Let me really get into it.

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But no, I can't, you know what I mean? I really hate the holidays. It's cruising my work schedule.

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I'm under the gun enough as it is already.

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It really doesn't, I mean, if you're really into Christmas and you don't have kids and you're an adult,

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you're really dragged out of the street and beaten down.

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Yeah. That's like an adult Disney person.

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Well, those people are fucking weirdos.

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Well, yeah, that's just that. It's like someone that loves Christmas that doesn't have kids.

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But that's completely different, though. Those people actually get on a plane, spend money, go to Disney,

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Disneyland, Disney World. I mean, this is, you can celebrate at home.

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Oh, he's still got the whole.

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People fucking, yeah. Remember I said we're going to smoke him on the thing, man?

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Don't worry. The other one, go.

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No, that's it. We had two.

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Jokey.

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This motherfucker wants to fight already.

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I'm not, I'm too tired to fight.

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Oh, but no.

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Bullshit.

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It pisses me off. It's like, so I work with this guy.

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He doesn't work for my company, but he's a complete asshole. He really is.

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Shit's, and everybody's perry. You know what I mean?

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He's a Debbie Downer.

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And I'm like walking out, and I got to work tomorrow.

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And, you know, he's like bitching at some dude and he's like, oh, are you leaving?

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I'm like, yeah, he's like, Merry Christmas.

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I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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Like you're yelling at this guy right here.

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I'm like, you've completely lost what the Christmas spirit is.

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Obviously, you're bankrupt internally, morally and morally and...

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Was he serious though when he said Merry Christmas?

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Yeah, he just turned, he just turned him because he knows better to do that bullshit.

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I'll choke his ass out.

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But it's like, you know, you see these people, okay, so let's get back to the people that are like...

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The assholes that work.

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Well, no, no, not the assholes that work, it's these people that celebrate the holidays.

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Adult Disney people.

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Well, but it's, I mean, we really lost sight and touch of what this is about, right?

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I mean, it just shows, it just goes to show the decline in society of how we've lost our, you know what I mean?

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You got to get right with God, that's the first thing.

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And I hate to preach about that.

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But in the end, I don't care if you believe it or not, we're all going to be judged in some sort of way.

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And if you want to go through your life being a whole, told douchebag, then do that.

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At the same time, don't pretend for one month out of the year that you're an honorable person.

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They're very honorable.

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For one month, I'd be honorable.

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Well, just don't pretend, you know what I mean?

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If you're going to be a dick, be a dick, 12 or 17 days.

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I'd be big A-H.

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So you don't, 12 months out of the year, you're going to be a douchebag, be a douchebag.

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Don't, you know.

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And the worst thing is that these people have kids.

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He's not getting nothing, right?

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There's a curmudgeon when it comes...what's that?

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Is he getting anything for Christmas?

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Oh, what do you mean is he getting shit for Christmas?

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And for Christmas, he gets things.

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But I don't like to put on this whole of the societal pressure of that, you know, people need gifts and people deserve gifts.

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Some people don't deserve shit.

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Well, everybody should be very grateful that they don't get what they fucking deserve.

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You see these videos of people asking for...

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I'm talking about God, motherfucker.

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I don't understand what you mean.

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I'm just saying everybody should be grateful that they don't get what they actually fucking deserve.

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I'm talking about the wrath of God, what we really deserve with fucking dirtbags.

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And everyone's so entitled that they're worried about, you know, Christmas and shit, but they miss the whole...

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It's a shitty holiday.

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...site of what it is.

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Completely commercialized, it's bullshit, you know.

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Like I said, I don't want to be a cramudgeon in a Grinch.

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But you are.

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No, I'm gonna be put on a fucking smile and do a tap dance for everybody and pretend it's a great day when they all know I don't think like that.

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For my kid, though, I'll have a good time because I like to see the joy in his eyes of doing shit.

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But at the same time, when you look around the world, the state of the world right now in the state of the United States, how the hell could you be happy for anything?

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But when you're a nine-year-old kid, you don't know that.

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It's not like I'm implementing my thoughts on, or my, you know, all my stuff on him.

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But at the same time, it's like people are so unobservant of what's going on.

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Like, oh, you know, everybody's happy and let's spend money and let's do all this bullshit.

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It's all about being with your family and trying to get right with everybody.

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Basically, I look at it as a reflection of the year.

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I have not had the greatest year and it's all because of me. It's my fault of what I've done.

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I'll tell you, man, to be honest, some of the most depressing times, but some of the best times were the Christmases and holidays that I missed when we would be with the band on tour and you miss your family.

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But at the same time, you don't have to fucking deal with that.

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And you get all this road sympathy from whoever you're hanging around with on those particular days.

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You're all like, oh, you're away from home here and then they feed you.

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Well, no, I'm just saying it's better to fucking be moved from it.

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Not by your family. Yes. Not by your family.

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You know, you're still getting love from people and then you're getting love from your family too.

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They miss you. You know, you're just not there.

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I think everybody's lost touch of that.

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Like, what is... What really is it?

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Is it just to shower people with gifts and try to win their love and affection?

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Or is it going to be a nice fucking person all year round and then reflect on yourself at the end of the year

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and be like, you know what, this was a pretty good person this year?

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Well, the actual reason is to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ and, you know, that is what Christmas is.

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Well, technically, he wasn't born during the winter.

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No, and that's the thing. They took Christmas and they melded it with a pagan house.

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A pagan holiday which incorporated, you know, they would worship this fucking tree.

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So Christmas trees are bullshit. Me and my wife have never really done a Christmas tree.

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A couple of years I did a guitar Christmas tree.

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Once it ended up in Guitar World or Guitar Player Magazine.

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One more thing, you know what I mean? It's just one more thing to portray that you're such a wholesome family.

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Like you see these people that put up all these lights and they put up all these decorations and they put up all this crap.

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What hole are you trying to fill? What are you trying to hide so much? I never trust those people.

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People get away with what you let them. That's the whole thing.

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It should be. There was like this episode of Seinfeld where they, I know to bring it up,

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but it was like they had this thing called Festivus and they did this thing where the airing of grievances.

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Which is awesome. That's how it should be.

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Believe it or not, that is one thing I've seen out of all the things that I haven't seen.

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But it's because, you know, it's gonna come, it's gonna go. Shit's still gonna be horrible.

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I was like, what do we really have to celebrate?

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Well, you know, Christmas Day isn't gonna change.

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You know, how things are going.

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The illegals are still gonna be brought into this country.

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The government is still gonna be in shambles.

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Ron Paul just, or Rand Paul just put out his list of, you know, the government spent $8,000

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and the Pentagon spent like $9,000 on a fish tank.

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Nice.

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And like,

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$38 million to study transgender monkeys.

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Like, it's appalling how these people get away with spending our money.

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Because there's lots of transgender monkeys.

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Well, you know what would be the greatest Christmas gifts if they didn't tax the hell out of us?

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That would probably be the best Christmas gift if they actually, instead of twice a year, they sent us our own money back.

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Obviously, they don't know what to do with it. I know what the fuck they do.

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That would be nice.

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They do. Yeah. You think that.

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But that'll never happen.

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Well, no, we can't. But there's gonna have to be an uprising.

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That's what's gonna have to happen.

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We can't let people keep getting away with this.

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It's like paying for the, it's like getting the dope and then paying for it after you did it.

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It's harder to pay for it. You know, the government's not gonna give back.

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It's the government's saying.

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They're not gonna give back money that they already fucking have in their procession.

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Well, they do. I mean, we get our tax, we get taxes back.

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I mean, I know you don't understand about that because you're sugar baby.

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But they gotta have a special form for that.

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It's the decline of society, the way that things are going, that people, I mean, like,

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The internet has completely bankrupted us morally and China has really infiltrated us

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in what they're doing. I mean, these TikTok and Facebook and all this shit where it looks like.

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I don't know if you, I think we were talking about this yesterday,

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about the new trend of people are gonna stop paying taxes.

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And they want to take all their money out of the banks because that's the way to get back to the government.

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That's great. Geniuses.

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It's not gonna work though.

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Well, it's not gonna work. You think people would come together and want to build this country up

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rather than break it down in so many other ways.

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Societal standards are just shit right now.

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People don't understand. There is no love.

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Evil is winning.

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You're really negative though, man. This is a Christmas episode.

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I'm very negative. This is how Christmas episode should be.

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Let me tell you something.

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Still good people. I want to thank Kiki for giving me this vintage fucking joint that Neville needles are smoking right now.

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Okay, I'm grateful for that.

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How about Bobby bought us this microphone that looks like a crack pipe slash baby bottle.

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Sounds real nice. That was sweet.

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It's good to have people that love you and care about you.

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I'm not morally bankrupt, but I'm not top echelon of...

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I don't even know what that is though. I don't hurt people. I treat people how they want to be treated.

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How I deem them to be treated. I don't fucking go out and hurt people.

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My old tactics were, you know, I'm a mirror of what I get.

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I'm gonna give it to me shitty. I'm gonna look shitty right back.

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I'm gonna be nice if you're nice.

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You know, but here's the other thing. Now that I'm older, I don't do that tactic anymore.

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I'm just... I kill them with kindness if they're shitty. I'm nice to them if they're...

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Because you know what? Don't let it fucking get to you, man. Fuck them. Who cares?

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I don't care. I just let her like a dog. Let her roll off my back.

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I don't listen. If I don't need you in my life, I don't keep you in my life.

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That's just another thing also. Keep your circle tight.

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People you love in that circle and people you don't need that don't have anything to give to you.

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Not fit, you know what I mean? Not like monetarily or anything like that.

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If they don't make you a better person, then they shouldn't be around.

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Because they're just dragging you down then. Right?

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Yeah.

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That's like a monkey on your back. You got a bad habit.

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Did you hear that people? He just admitted that I make him a better person.

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I didn't say that at all. I didn't call you out specifically.

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Now you're just putting words literally in my mouth.

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You know, if you don't hang around someone unless they make you a better person.

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Listen, we have a contract. So I have to fulfill this contract to do this podcast with you.

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It's recorded. It's recorded.

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But no, it's like because I was driving by the mall and these people are just driving like animals.

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Coming off the road. You know what I mean?

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They're like coming away from the mall.

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I mean, not all of them might be mall patrons, but very aggressive, very like everybody's in a rush.

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Everybody, nobody, I think that anxiety, society anxiety is at a peak right now.

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You know, there's not everybody. Nobody can, like I said, I work with this kid and kids 25 years old.

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I literally, if I turn my back on this kid and I'm not in the same room with him, he's automatically on his phone.

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Oh man.

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Oh.

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On fire is this.

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Excuse me.

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I was the boss and be like, okay, Junior.

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Yeah, but we need a body right now and he's cheap labor.

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Well, what does he do? How hard is it? Would it knock me out?

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What's that?

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Would it kill me if I did it?

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Well, I mean, it wouldn't kill anybody. It's just, are you willing to do it?

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Are you getting up at three o'clock in the morning and meeting us at four o'clock, you know, for the whole week?

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That's what it is. And then working 12 hour days.

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Depends, man, maybe.

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Not that many people are willing to do that and for low pay because you're green.

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And then, I mean, and that's a nothing.

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Yeah, if you want to, man, I can get you a job. It's not that difficult, but it's just, just literally want to get up and go to work.

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No, I'm just asking.

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Yeah, exactly. No, you heard that on the camera.

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I would come in and fucking, I would come in and fill in and do some labor, but I wouldn't, you know, I don't see the need for me to be there that early if I'm just some grunt.

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Well, everybody has to be there. You just can't pick and choose your hours.

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Right.

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Well, yes, you know, you can't work. Look at your sugar baby mentality rising to the.

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The cream always rises to the top.

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No, it does not. Sometimes it sometimes it curls and it gets really nasty.

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But no, I'm, you know what, I just, I just don't, you know, it's like a.

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Well, Merry Christmas, needles.

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It's like a Merry Christmas.

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Too many Christmas people out there. I love you too, Niels.

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And I'm very grateful for you and Mary and all my boys.

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And you know, you gotta cheer up. And this is a time of the year when a lot of people do a lot of crazy, stupid things and they hurt themselves or even fuck themselves up.

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Yeah, people are very depressed right now also.

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So, you know.

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Which I can understand. And, you know, and I, and I shall say that I do have a family and I have friends.

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So I'm very grateful for that because some people don't have anybody.

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And like you were just saying that this is a time in the month, the holidays are very tough for people.

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So if you do something, what you're saying is it's going to say son, this is all because of your mother.

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No.

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In your note.

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Oh, I don't know about that. I mean, some people don't even leave a note.

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No, they always leave a note.

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I don't know about that.

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No, I mean, if you want to be, sometimes you shouldn't leave a note because it's even worse.

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Well, you know what? The people I know did.

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Okay, well, I'm sure that there's, you know, I don't know, I don't know what the statistics are for people that kill themselves every day.

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But I would like to see how many leave notes and how many don't.

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If you jump off a bridge, or maybe you leave it at home.

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Yeah, I think most of them do.

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Yeah, it's a temporary.

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It's a permanent solution for a temporary problem.

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Yeah, I know. I'm just saying though about the note thing.

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So please, we love you. Don't harm yourself. Don't hurt yourself.

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We'd rather have you see needles on the street and harm him.

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Yeah. Shit's gonna pass. I dare you to. Please do it on a Christmas day.

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Oh, I'm saying that.

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But all my anger comes through an apex.

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So, but I just think that the way, like I was saying, that society is just, it kind of dictates your mood also.

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Like you could be a very happy person, but then you run into two or three douchebags in one day.

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But here's another side of it though, a cheerier side.

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Like you could think you're in a society where you can't do anything and you can't say anything.

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And everyone's all politically correct and everything.

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And then you're in a room with midget wrestlers and they say, this guy's from Boston.

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And then he flips off the crowd and then the whole crowd gets a new chance.

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Don't say it.

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Boston, fang it.

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Why did you say it? I just said don't say it and then you said it.

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I'm just saying what they said.

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I know, but I just specifically asked you not to say it.

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Anyways.

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Real Christmas-like, Larry. Jesus, love that one.

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It was incredible.

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That one's definitely gonna get us caught.

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Another guy came and he's like from Brooklyn and they were like, fuck New York, fuck New York.

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And then another, it was really a wonderful thing.

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Me and Milos went and saw Midget Wrestling.

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But we went with like nine dudes to go see Midget Wrestling and it was, for some reason,

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I have a fixation with little people and it was all cracked up to be.

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It was fucking awesome.

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I don't know if anybody's ever partaken in this event or sport, but I would highly recommend it to get your spirits up.

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It was very intriguing.

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It was like old school 70s or 60s wrestling where they used weapons like garbage cans.

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Oh yeah, I forgot. Yeah, they were hitting each other with folding chairs.

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And these little fellas were only probably three to four foot tall.

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There was one that was like two and a half foot tall.

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They were just tossing him around like a medicine ball.

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Yeah, he was the smallest Midget I have ever seen.

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And then they had like barbed wire and they've beaten the tar out of each other, which was very funny.

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Yeah.

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But it was very, it was the place that it was at was very interesting.

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Nobody got searched in the order capital of the United States.

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No, and it was, you know, it's just, it's a near summer of Chicago, cool neighborhood, Burwin.

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And it was at a VFW hall.

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It was the Burwin Eagle.

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Shout out.

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The fucking drinks.

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I can't remember if I bought it.

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I bought it if it was four drinks or five drinks, but it was 17 fucking dollars.

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I don't know, you people.

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New York, LA.

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You might think that's not that.

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They take me for one drink.

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Yeah.

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For one drink, man.

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I mean, I couldn't believe it.

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I thought I was going to not have enough money on me.

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I pulled out a 20 and I was digging through my pocket for more money.

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And the lady's like $17 and I'm like, holy fuck.

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I couldn't believe it.

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Because of the VFW.

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When I went with World War I was like, man, they should have more events like that.

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They probably do in the city all the time.

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I mean, I'm sure there's no shortage of events going on there.

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But when I went with Roller and Kiki to go see this podcast, it was shit, man.

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For three drinks, it was like 70 bucks.

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Oh, man.

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It was crazy.

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Crazy.

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It's fucking brutal.

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We ordered like five or six drinks at once and different stuff like it wasn't all the

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same.

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Yeah.

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And it was almost, it was over $200.

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Oh, man.

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For like a makers and something.

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No.

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Nuts.

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That's why I don't understand how, and the place was packed.

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It's like, I don't understand how, you know, okay.

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Wow, because you imagine the bread they make on their fucking liquor.

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I would love to be.

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Oh, it's the markup is probably 75% on all the booze.

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More than that, dude.

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It's like, who dictates, it's like, how do you dictate these prices?

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And I don't understand.

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Is it supply and demand, because the booze isn't expensive.

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Most things are 100% markup, which means, you know, you pay five bucks, you sell it

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for 10, you double it.

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Yeah, but when you're, it's way more, they're, they're, I understand how business

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or, they're just, the markup is fucking ridiculous.

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Well, but getting back to the VFW.

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9000%

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Convected the VFW.

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70 bucks.

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They were, you know what I mean?

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Like, yeah, that's how it should be.

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American.

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It's not how it should be.

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It's like, that's what the, probably the markup is they're making a buck or two off

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each drink.

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But it's still fucking good.

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It's still worth it.

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Yeah.

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These guys are making, I mean, you know what I mean?

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If you're charging $25 for a drink, that drink does not cost, you know, five, six

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bucks.

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No.

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With the amount of booze you're buying, it's all, it's all.

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It costs like, it probably costs.

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200%, 300% markup.

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It's outrageous.

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What a fucking scam.

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Yeah.

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But the problem is, people keep going.

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All I hear about is inflation.

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Well, shit.

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It's great.

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It's country is so shitty.

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And everywhere I look, people are buying.

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Well, the dude I fucking worked with bought a truck.

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$23,000 over value.

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Damn.

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I'm like, what are you doing?

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He's like, I wanted the truck.

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Does he play guitar?

430
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Huh?

431
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Cause I like to sell him some guitars.

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Oh no.

433
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Well, but I need to work truck.

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So it's like he's going to be using it.

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But $23,000 over value.

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And it's a badass truck.

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But now you think about the fucking payments on this thing.

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Crazy.

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The way that people just frivolously throw money around right now.

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Well, man.

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How could you do that?

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He fucking has it again.

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No, no, he has it.

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I'm just saying, I don't mean to sound like a douchebag.

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Here's the thing.

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Here's the thing.

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But I just, when I look at somebody and it's like,

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You really are.

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Complaining about fucking money.

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And the guy's like, oh, I just bought this truck.

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Yeah.

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So you love Christmas.

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So that's, we got that.

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What are you talking about?

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I hate Christmas.

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I am not a fan of Christmas.

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I will say that aloud.

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I just really am not.

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When I was a kid, it was cool.

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I have a kid.

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It's okay.

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I don't want to decorate shit.

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I don't want to, you know, be nice to people.

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Like you see some of these, these are neat setups.

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See, I'm nice to people anyway.

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I know, but I mean, that doesn't, Christmas isn't going to be

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really going to dictate who you are for the whole year.

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I don't change anything.

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I don't change at all at Christmas.

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I don't change at all.

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You shouldn't.

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It's just another day.

473
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
You know?

474
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Yeah.

475
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
I mean, what do you get at all?

476
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Except that you commemorate the day that Jesus was born,

477
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
even if it is on the wrong day.

478
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
That's how far he was born.

479
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
In the winter.

480
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
I love it how they do that.

481
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
And then they show pictures of the summer.

482
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
I know.

483
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
It's because here's why, man.

484
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,000
It was like one of these kings like Caesar or some shit.

485
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
They're just making shit up.

486
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Yeah.

487
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Augustus or some motherfucker that said, okay, here's what's

488
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
going to happen.

489
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:37,000
We're going to move this Christ thing with the manger, with the tree

490
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:43,000
holiday that these pagan fuckers do and make everybody happy.

491
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000
And because it was a because it was a week long celebration about

492
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Black Santa, the tree, you know, the tree thing, the tree.

493
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
What are you talking about?

494
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Dude, can you fucking pay attention to a story?

495
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Yeah, the tree thing.

496
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,000
What though?

497
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000
I don't understand whether you mean the tree thing was in Rome or

498
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,000
whatever, it was already a fucking week long celebration for these

499
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
pagan things.

500
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000
So a tree festival?

501
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:10,000
So the king said, let's combine Christmas, you know, with the tree.

502
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
The tree festival.

503
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Yeah.

504
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
And that's why we have a tree and all that today.

505
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Like I said earlier, but here's the thing.

506
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Of course, it's not on the right day.

507
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,000
But although it's on the wrong day, you could still fucking have

508
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000
reverence for it and fucking recognize it.

509
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
It's not even the right season.

510
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
I know, but you could still fucking be respectful.

511
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000
And does that make you think recognizing it is the day?

512
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
That's all, man.

513
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
I know that makes you think a little bit though, doesn't it?

514
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
No, it's it's because because think about that Easter Bunny.

515
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
Because it's bullshit because they move the days around, man.

516
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
They moved it around.

517
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
They moved the fucking day.

518
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
I understand what you're getting at, man, but I'm just saying it is

519
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
bullshit.

520
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000
There's evidence where it's like, OK, well, here's here's what we

521
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:56,000
think we're interpreting as this guy was born in the summer.

522
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,000
In the summer in a desert or an outside of a town was definitely

523
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000
in the in the warm time of year.

524
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
And it was definitely in the desert.

525
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Yeah.

526
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Or not.

527
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
I mean, it was outside.

528
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
It was in a warm climate place.

529
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
You know, this is, you know what?

530
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000
And this is what I think he was born in Egypt and shit.

531
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
You know, how do you know he wasn't, man?

532
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Because they what do you mean?

533
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
How do I know it's in the Bible?

534
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
You fucking moron.

535
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,000
OK, I'm just saying the Bible also says the one thing and then

536
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
the people interpret it as another thing.

537
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000
That's why I'm saying that's why you're not a biblical scholar.

538
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000
I don't want to be a biblical scholar because I don't know if it's

539
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,000
a God or not because you're just fucking idiot.

540
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
What are you doing?

541
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
I just don't want to study the Bible.

542
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
OK, well, it's a good thing.

543
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
It might be fake.

544
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Well, it's fiction.

545
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
It could be fiction.

546
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
A lot of people have studied it.

547
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,000
They thought it was fiction and probably figure out things out

548
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
about Christians.

549
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
What theologists?

550
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
I like to see the shroud of Turin.

551
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000
That's kind of intriguing.

552
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000
But I don't know exactly what is.

553
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
You want to see all the trinkets in the fucking?

554
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
No, I don't want to see the trinkets.

555
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
The shroud of Turin would be.

556
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Yeah, because people say that that's the face of Jesus.

557
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:11,000
I've been in these churches and shit in Europe and shit and

558
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
they would have like a glass case and have like the bones of

559
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
some fucking saint in there or something like that.

560
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Which I mean, come on.

561
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Like the femur of a guy or something like that.

562
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,000
And one place I was at, they had like a fucking huge.

563
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
It was in Germany somewhere.

564
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,000
It was a fucking huge rock and it was encased in fucking glass

565
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
and it was all holy and such.

566
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
It was a holy rock?

567
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Yeah, I didn't.

568
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
And I don't know exactly.

569
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
You bow down to that once or twice.

570
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Yeah.

571
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
And here's the thing is I don't know exactly what it was

572
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
because I couldn't read it because it wasn't written in English.

573
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Rock is your balter.

574
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
But it was something.

575
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
It was a rock.

576
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000
But it was hilarious.

577
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Like anybody could have been like.

578
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000
It was all encased with lights, you know, in fucking, you know,

579
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000
like someone would have their fish tank all lit up.

580
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
This is a rock.

581
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Yeah.

582
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
In a church?

583
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Yeah.

584
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Wow.

585
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,000
And I seen ones with big, like a big display case and I saw ones with

586
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
little things.

587
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Little rocks too?

588
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,000
No, like a little fucking finger bone of somebody or some saint

589
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
or some bullshit.

590
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
I don't know man.

591
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Crazy shit like that.

592
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
I really want to know what this fucking rock is.

593
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
I don't know.

594
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Well, you know what?

595
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
It was.

596
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000
I bought, you know what?

597
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
I bought Mary a book from there.

598
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
I mean, this is what I'm getting at.

599
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Who the fuck knows if that rock, what sort of semblance of please

600
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000
to anything, like anybody could down the line been like, hey,

601
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
this is a holy rock.

602
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Right.

603
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Build a house around it.

604
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Well, my dad went to Jerusalem and they're saying, well,

605
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
here's where Jesus did this and here's where Jesus did that.

606
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000
And my dad's like, how the fuck do they know where?

607
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Yeah.

608
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Like, like a brick on the ground.

609
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000
It's just like when you go to Jamaica, they say, yeah, Bob Marley did

610
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
this here.

611
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Bob Marley slept here.

612
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000
It's like when they come to Chicago, they want to go to the gangster

613
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,000
party, you know, Al Capone, everything has its infamy.

614
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
And I don't know if that's what, it's tourism.

615
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
That's what they make their money off of, right?

616
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:09,000
You go smoke weed in Jamaica and hopefully not like they told

617
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
them for it.

618
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,000
You know that Bob Marley, Bob Marley, son of a cool ground was my

619
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,000
bed in the rock was my pillow to walk in blues.

620
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Okay.

621
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Okay.

622
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,000
They told Mark, these guys that were working for money for a tip.

623
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:33,000
This is the rock that Bob Marley slept on that he talks about in

624
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
the song.

625
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
What the hell was this rock at?

626
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
In Jamaica.

627
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Was it, you know, was this rock in a house or anything?

628
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
No, this is just like outside somewhere.

629
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Don Antsworth.

630
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,000
And they sit to see because they had like a little soft groove, like

631
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000
a natural shape where you can rest your head in there and they're

632
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000
telling them, see, and he comes back and tells me and I'm like, dude,

633
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
that wasn't the fucking rock.

634
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
How much money did he give him?

635
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Who knows?

636
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
10 J, man.

637
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
But okay, so sorry.

638
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
I didn't mean to run.

639
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Yeah, but yeah, that's all.

640
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
It's just like when they tell you that they know where Jesus went.

641
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
That's bullshit.

642
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Well, you know, when you're in the town, when right, that is

643
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
awesome.

644
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
That's what I'm talking about.

645
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I like that.

646
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000
But when they're saying he was in this exact house, this is the exact

647
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
house that he was in.

648
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Yeah.

649
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000
He did this or the exact house.

650
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
This is not maybe not the house, but this is a location.

651
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Well, that's what they do though when you're in Jerusalem.

652
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
You know what I mean?

653
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I mean, man, I'm not even want to.

654
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
They hustle you.

655
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
That's not.

656
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
They hustle you.

657
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:38,000
That's talking about our unholy brother in during this time of year.

658
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Because Dave, the numbers man didn't say it.

659
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
He didn't even look at us and bad.

660
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000
So last night I cried my God when we were leaving.

661
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,000
I said to everybody, hey, so and so, Merry Christmas.

662
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Hey, Merry Christmas.

663
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Merry Christmas.

664
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,000
And then to the numbers man, I said, see you later, dude.

665
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
See you next time, man.

666
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Because I know that he doesn't care about fucking Christmas.

667
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
No, who knows though?

668
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
I really wonder about that.

669
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Is he a numbers man for Jesus?

670
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
I don't know, man.

671
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:12,000
If he's a real numbers man, he's, you know, down with the shackle.

672
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
He's definitely not down for Jesus.

673
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
I think he's down with the shackle.

674
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000
I think this is because I think what's a big thing that they do is what do you call it?

675
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Christmas or they go to get Chinese food and then a movie or something like that.

676
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,000
I think that's a Jewish Christmas to a North to a Goyam.

677
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,000
And that Christmas day they give a few shackles off.

678
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Who does?

679
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
The theater.

680
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Oh.

681
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
I'm kidding, man.

682
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
I just wanted to use the word shackles one more time.

683
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
It's a very funny word.

684
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
It is.

685
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
It really is.

686
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
A term for money.

687
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
A better than what is that?

688
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
So it's funny, man.

689
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,000
And I walked in on, the other night was my niece Noelle's birthday.

690
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Happy birthday now.

691
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000
I said it to her in person, text on the phone, everything else.

692
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,000
But now I'll say it to her through the internet if she sees this.

693
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Happy birthday, Noelle.

694
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
My niece, she turned 25.

695
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
And I walked in at my mom's house the other night.

696
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
My brother and his kids are there.

697
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:16,000
And my mom and dad, my brother's girlfriend, and they're watching the Larian Needle Show

698
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
on YouTube on my dad's gigantic fucking TV.

699
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
And I'm like, holy fuck.

700
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
And it looks pretty cool.

701
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:30,000
And they were watching the episode with Frankie the beard was throwing up in the garbage can.

702
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
And the kids were laughing so fucking hard.

703
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,000
And then Frankie the beard wants it.

704
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:44,000
He texted me today and wants to know, does he need to get an agent to get a hold of us

705
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
to get on the show again?

706
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
I said, no, dude.

707
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Come on, whatever you want to say.

708
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
We'll do it again soon.

709
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
It's no problem at all.

710
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I just got to control the fucking party.

711
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I don't know what that means.

712
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Well, we can't let him get too fucked up before the fucking show starts.

713
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
I'm sure he's listening.

714
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
No, he will be.

715
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000
That's why I tried to say it nice.

716
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000
First time.

717
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000
He knows what's going on.

718
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaking of Frankie the beard.

719
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:18,000
And then so this fucking guy, he's all fucked up.

720
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
He couldn't find his hoodie.

721
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000
And it was right there.

722
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,000
And he kept dropping this thing and eventually he left it behind.

723
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000
This is not really show and tell right now.

724
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:37,000
But this is this is a fucking brush that this motherfucker.

725
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
All right.

726
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Comes through his beard.

727
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I love the brush.

728
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Jesus.

729
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
So I got it.

730
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
He's got to come and get that.

731
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Yeah, I'm sure when he comes on enough.

732
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
So that's a reason for him to come by.

733
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000
No, it's funny though.

734
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:57,000
How about stupid ass dick Durbin not wanting to release the Epstein's list?

735
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Because his people are on it.

736
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Either he's on it.

737
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Of course.

738
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
We all know that.

739
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
We all know that.

740
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
It's obvious.

741
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
It's just how deep does this go.

742
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
It's just how deep does this go.

743
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
It figures he's from Illinois.

744
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Well, no, that's what I'm saying.

745
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
I mean, it's the other thing.

746
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I think it would be California or New York.

747
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000
No, no, we got to get our, you know, if it's really, really crooked and corrupt, you know

748
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
that fucking Illinois is around.

749
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
It's got their hand in the fucking pot.

750
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
The home of corruption.

751
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:27,000
We taught the whole country how to cheat on elections, how to fucking, you know, rig the

752
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,000
system, how to fucking, this is where it was born, man.

753
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Electric rigging at its finest.

754
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Philadelphia and stuff like that.

755
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
They know what the fuck we're talking about.

756
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
They know what we're talking about because they got the same shit going on.

757
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Yeah, these other places have it a little bit worse than us in little smaller cities,

758
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
but thank God.

759
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Well, no, but I mean, it was really, you know how corrupted it is.

760
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Somebody must have got to this guy.

761
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Yeah.

762
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000
And they said, listen, Dick Durbin, you're going to be fucking dead soon.

763
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Yeah, exactly.

764
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Or your family's.

765
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Yeah.

766
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,000
First they kill your dog or your cat, whichever you have or.

767
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000
That just sends a message.

768
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Yeah.

769
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,000
And then they say next it's going to be one of your kids or your grandkids, you know.

770
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
That's a pretty far jump, but okay.

771
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
But you know, that's how they roll these fucking tough guys.

772
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Well, yeah.

773
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
They just grab what they want.

774
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000
They need it.

775
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
They'll take it.

776
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I'm going to have something on good old Dickie boy.

777
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Oh yeah, sure.

778
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
They do.

779
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,000
You know, they know him in the back room with some page or something.

780
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Yeah.

781
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Or who knows even a dude.

782
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Yeah, yeah, because all of these guys just like that dude that was in the Senate, that

783
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
was jamming stuff in his ass.

784
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Hmm.

785
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Right where they sat.

786
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:41,000
And he was just getting raw dog, which is crazy nowadays because they make what it is.

787
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:47,000
The meaning of the word filibuster.

788
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Fill a twink.

789
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Because he was a little twinker man.

790
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,500
And here's the other thing.

791
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:57,000
These motherfuckers say, oh, oh, it's because you're homophobic.

792
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000
No, dude, it's because you're filming porn in the fucking.

793
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Well, he was on the Senate floor.

794
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
If it was straight sex, we'd be pissed off too.

795
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Yeah.

796
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
I mean, I think it would be more hit.

797
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Well, the thing is, is that he posted on social media, which is the downfall of idiots.

798
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Well, you know, I would post your shit on social media.

799
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Somebody's got to find it.

800
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Yeah.

801
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
I mean, that's some people's jobs is just to find dirt on you now.

802
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Everybody puts all their bullshit out there.

803
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
I mean, we have no room to talk, obviously.

804
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
But here's the thing, man.

805
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Um, anyone that knows us or comes in contact with us or whatever, there's nothing that we

806
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
we're not hiding anything.

807
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I'm not, I'm not looking to keep some corporate job at Enron or anything.

808
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Yeah, because then runs knocking at your door to hire you.

809
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
You know, you got a position.

810
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
He's got a position.

811
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
The guy just like to rip bongs and play guitar all day.

812
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,000
It was the only, you know, the best thing about being in a band or being in a musician

813
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
or, you know, playing, you know, you go to a gig.

814
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:00,000
It's the only job where you walk in and they ask you, Hey, man, do you need a drink?

815
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:05,000
And, you know, they expect you to drink on the job because most places would fire you

816
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
if you're drinking.

817
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Well, work.

818
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,000
And then the other thing is, is I would say to him, Hey, man, is there some kind of back

819
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
room, you know, get high in.

820
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000
And they'd be like, Oh yeah, sure.

821
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Back here, buddy.

822
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:22,000
You know, this is your key card, you know, weird stuff in there.

823
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
All left alone to your own devices.

824
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Yeah.

825
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000
You mind if I drill a hole into the ladies washroom and put this camera in there?

826
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Go ahead, Larry.

827
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Don't worry.

828
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I'm going to take the camera home with me.

829
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
You don't need the camera.

830
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
You just need the thumb drive.

831
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
You could probably actually just stream at home.

832
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
But.

833
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Okay.

834
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Chuck Berry.

835
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Chuck Berry Jr.

836
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
What the fuck?

837
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Hey, dude, Chuck Berry was the man.

838
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
He was doing some crazy shit, too.

839
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
He knew how to.

840
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
He was getting golden showers and stuff.

841
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
But he knew how to fucking drill a hole in the ladies bathroom.

842
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Well, he only joined.

843
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
I know.

844
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:03,000
I think he had, I think he had cameras in each stall and things like that.

845
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Oh, it's Chuck Berry.

846
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
If you're into that, I mean, you know what?

847
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Okay.

848
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Number one.

849
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
He made the back office with his TV screen.

850
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Like a bank of screens looking at like 10 different fucking things.

851
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I don't think I don't know if he was looking at it.

852
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
People doing cold T1 people.

853
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Yeah, okay.

854
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I think you don't think he was watching them on site at the restaurant.

855
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
10 cameras.

856
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
No big TV's would have to be back then.

857
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Take up a whole wall.

858
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Just doing gator tails.

859
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Fucking hilarious.

860
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
But, oh.

861
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Get old Chuck.

862
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
The problem is he's getting a rock and roll.

863
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Number one.

864
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Okay.

865
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
For those people, I could see that.

866
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Number two.

867
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000
That's where I draw the line.

868
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
And then he's got kids coming in through there.

869
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
This guy's a real, you know what I mean?

870
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
He's a real sicko.

871
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
But here's the thing.

872
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,000
I think it was a nightclub in St. Louis where it was adults.

873
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Oh, was it?

874
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Yeah.

875
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
It was like a bar.

876
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Oh, okay.

877
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
He had like a blues joint or a rock and roll joint.

878
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
That was a restaurant.

879
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Was it a restaurant?

880
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I don't know.

881
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
I don't know my facts on that.

882
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
I know as I see it.

883
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
It was a while back, but I remember when it was happening in real time.

884
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
I'm like, holy shit.

885
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
My dad's like, yeah, Chuck Berry.

886
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
And I'm like, man, that's fucking awesome.

887
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
And we laughed.

888
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000
There was a video of him farting on a prostitute, which is very funny.

889
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
And they grain it ass fucking.

890
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Chuck, yeah, Chuck Berry farting on a poker.

891
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Well, you know, those guys are real sick back then too.

892
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
And they were like gods.

893
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Well, I mean, he was still African-American, so I'm sure they gave him shit.

894
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:36,000
But Chuck would travel around on the road just with the guitar and his guitar.

895
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
And he would tell him, I need a fender blues.

896
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I need a fender twin reverb there and give me a, I need a piano, a bass and a drummer.

897
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,000
And these guys would not know what song he was going to play.

898
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
He would just start playing and would expect them to know.

899
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
And sometimes the band would be good.

900
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Sometimes the band would suck because he would get a different band in every single city because he did not want to fucking pay anybody.

901
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Yeah.

902
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
He didn't want to.

903
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000
He didn't want to deal with the drama of other band guys.

904
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000
He didn't give a fuck.

905
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Well, that's pretty smart.

906
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
I mean, Chuck Berry would travel around.

907
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Yeah, and then if you were at a night where he had a band that was hot, that was cool.

908
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:26,000
And if you were at a night where the band sucked, that was cool too because he's probably going to fucking explode on these motherfuckers on stage, you know, like scream at him and say, what's wrong with you?

909
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Well, he's a guitar man.

910
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
That was his thing, right?

911
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
I mean, he had that energy, that vibe.

912
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Pretty interesting, Chuck.

913
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
And sometimes he, you know, real scumbag too.

914
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Yeah, and usually he traveled with a white bitch, you know.

915
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Yeah, well, I'm surprised he didn't get arrested for that.

916
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Yeah.

917
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Traveling over state lines is that what Jack Johnson got busted for?

918
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Wow, that's a wow.

919
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
A lot of time in between.

920
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
I know what I'm just saying.

921
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,000
But there was a point of time when you couldn't travel with a white woman over state lines.

922
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000
No, especially if you were Chuck Berry type.

923
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Ah, wow.

924
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
You knew something bad was going on.

925
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Chuck Berry was real sick of RIP Chuck Berry.

926
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Ah, he wasn't a real sicko.

927
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Yeah, he was.

928
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
He just was a fucking perv, man.

929
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Yeah, and so he was a serial killer or something.

930
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Well, how do you know?

931
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Well, I doubt it.

932
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Maybe one or two, maybe a bunch of bodies.

933
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Accidentally strangulating the hooker here and there.

934
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,000
It was like James Brown shooting his car, getting all fucked up, Richard Pryde.

935
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Those guys were crazy.

936
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Yeah, man.

937
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
But back then it was a little bit more acceptable.

938
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Well, back then it was a lot more acceptable to do PCP and shit.

939
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
They're free-basing and stuff.

940
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Yeah.

941
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Crazy shit.

942
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000
It's not a great drug.

943
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Well, you know, it's not like fucking, you're acting like...

944
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
You're going to kill somebody?

945
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
No.

946
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Like you're acting like you never met anybody that free-based or something.

947
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Oh, I'm not saying that, but to the extent that those guys were going to, I mean...

948
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
You're going outside and would you shoot your car, like James Brown?

949
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
No, but Brown was on, he was on other drugs.

950
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
He was on fucking like PCP.

951
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I don't know if that makes it any better.

952
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
A PCP, yeah, I can see that shit.

953
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
He was fucking flipping around.

954
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
I'm sure.

955
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:14,000
You know, he's arranged us whatever, you know, it's pretty much the same thing, you know.

956
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:21,000
I want to think he was in a fight with his bitch and she was going to leave and he's like,

957
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
not in this car, motherfucker.

958
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Oh, yeah, it was assuming.

959
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
He was off the fuel into the motor black.

960
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
At least he didn't shoot her.

961
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
No, exactly.

962
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
He showed restraint.

963
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,000
50%, 50% restraint.

964
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Oh, the Godfather assault.

965
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
James Brown, ladies and gentlemen.

966
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Oh, I love that motherfucker.

967
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
He's so good.

968
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
He's very good.

969
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
That was the best concert I ever saw, probably.

970
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
He was one of the best.

971
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Yeah.

972
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000
James, man, I'm in that motherfucker jam.

973
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
About the 500 now?

974
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Yeah, we should.

975
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
I have my little book here.

976
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Book with the cat.

977
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:03,000
And now, there's time for very, very honorable time now.

978
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
I want to get up.

979
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Let me show some respect.

980
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Get on up.

981
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Get on up.

982
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Get up.

983
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Get on up.

984
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000
No, it's time for Fortune Cookie 500.

985
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Very honorable time of day.

986
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Special Christmas edition.

987
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:30,000
The Quasar for the Blacks.

988
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Very funny.

989
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000
All right.

990
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Very exciting.

991
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Did you mark it?

992
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Where's Pat Terry's license?

993
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
There we go.

994
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
RIP Pat Terry.

995
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Actually, let's see.

996
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,000
It might be Pat Terry's birthday today.

997
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Today's the 22nd.

998
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Yesterday was Pat Terry's birthday.

999
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Really?

1000
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Yeah.

1001
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
RIP Pat Terry.

1002
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Yeah.

1003
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
All right, read the four.

1004
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Poor Pat Terry.

1005
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Who knows, he might be in a better place.

1006
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Poor Pat Terry.

1007
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Oh, wait, no, no.

1008
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Are you in the right month?

1009
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
What are you looking at?

1010
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Yeah, I was looking at the wrong thing, man.

1011
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000
I'm looking at the wrong thing.

1012
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
What are you looking at?

1013
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,000
His birthday is a couple days after Christmas, the 28th.

1014
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Oh, okay.

1015
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
28th.

1016
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Jeez, man.

1017
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
I was looking at his license number.

1018
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000
How would you mix that up with DOB?

1019
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000
I mean, there's letters and then the numbers.

1020
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Born in 1228, 1970, poor Pat Terry.

1021
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Okay, here we go.

1022
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Okay, did you even mark it?

1023
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Okay, we did this hope for the best,

1024
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
but prepared for the worst.

1025
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
That was obvious.

1026
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Everybody should always hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

1027
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:59,000
I'm not even going to do that in proper accent.

1028
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Anyways, that was from last time.

1029
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Now, you, here's for today.

1030
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
We just got learned.

1031
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:19,000
You will soon have the opportunity to prove your finances.

1032
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Wait, what?

1033
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,000
You will soon have the opportunity to improve your finances.

1034
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,000
I thought the IRS wrote your letter to improve your finances.

1035
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Like, bitch, I'm a sugar baby.

1036
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
You'll soon have the opportunity to improve your finances.

1037
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
That's very vague.

1038
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
That is very vague.

1039
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,000
I mean, that doesn't really, I mean, hopefully you're not going to start in OnlyFans, are you, Larry?

1040
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000
You probably have to, the way the inflation is going.

1041
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
No, it's a good thing, man.

1042
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,000
So you should, the people make holes out of themselves and only the top 1% make any money.

1043
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,000
You make $500 and the top 1% a month, I think.

1044
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Holy shit.

1045
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Yeah, there's 2.3 million content creators out on the planet.

1046
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:04,000
So the people that think they're going to be millionaires from it are really, really on hallucination.

1047
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Well, think about, I do, like I said, there's 2.3 million people.

1048
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:13,000
It's like less than 1% of the population.

1049
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
I know someone that started OnlyFans.

1050
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000
It's a content creator and how's that going?

1051
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
A guy or a girl?

1052
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
A girl, you know.

1053
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
You sure to tell me after we go?

1054
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
After we're done?

1055
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Okay, I'm not going to say her name because I'm a girl, but here's the thing, you know, it's like,

1056
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000
I just, I,

1057
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Saks itself, it's so lecious.

1058
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Yeah, but I have no desire to look at her and shit and she's like, what's my friend or whatever.

1059
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Maybe, you know, maybe she doesn't care about me, that could be, but.

1060
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Yeah, but I mean, if you're, it's not like you're.

1061
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000
It's weird, you know, like.

1062
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
It's just, some people find that more attractive.

1063
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Mary knows her and such.

1064
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Okay, but like your neighbor, if your neighbor does, like, I don't know, I mean, like stuff like that.

1065
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Some people find that.

1066
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Sure, she's not my neighbor.

1067
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Okay, but like I was just saying, the amount of content and creators and how much money you have to make,

1068
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
people don't make a lot of money.

1069
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
We're talking about the webcam.

1070
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,000
But you know, you're the desperate point when you're doing that for actual money and I think.

1071
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Well, I don't think that I just think that you have nothing to offer society.

1072
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
That that's all you could do is your body to make money.

1073
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
You can't get a job.

1074
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
You don't have anything to offer society.

1075
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Well, if that's what you're going, I mean, if that's you're doing something that's the easy way out, that's laziness.

1076
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Yeah, yeah, I mean, you're lazy.

1077
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
And I'm not saying that it's bad.

1078
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:39,000
And you're looking for, you're looking for like a payoff and you think you're going to be like this rock star millionaire,

1079
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
but it's not going to happen.

1080
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000
No, you put a cucumber in your butt for $20 a week.

1081
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Exactly.

1082
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Yeah, it doesn't sound like fun.

1083
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,000
And then you can't get another real job afterwards when they find out.

1084
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Somebody will search your shit and they'll find out.

1085
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
That's the problem with it.

1086
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
That's the main problem.

1087
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Well, you're giving it, you're selling your soul for.

1088
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
You're fucking your future up.

1089
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Yeah, you're selling your soul for a kick block.

1090
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
I've never looked at only fans.

1091
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000
I watch camps.

1092
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Neither. I've never had any.

1093
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
I don't interact with them, but I'll watch them just to see what's going on.

1094
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,000
I only look at the ones that like, you know, yeah, forward themselves.

1095
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
I would never like search it out.

1096
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Oh, no.

1097
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
But no, that's great.

1098
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Like I said, there was this one chick and man, she was just going to town on herself.

1099
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,000
And all of a sudden the cat walked in the picture and she swatted the cat away with her.

1100
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Yeah.

1101
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
And then she just started typing.

1102
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000
I was like, oh my God, man, that is crazy.

1103
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
You need to clean that hand off.

1104
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
You can't just be taught.

1105
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I'm like, what is that apartment like?

1106
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:40,000
And then some of them look like they're in a Ukrainian prison.

1107
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Like they have these rooms.

1108
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:49,000
And if you notice, like, because you could, what you do is you there's one and then it'll show you like, dude, there's thousands of them.

1109
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Well, a lot of people in Europe live like they live in a Ukrainian prison.

1110
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Well, it's not that.

1111
00:47:54,000 --> 00:48:00,000
It's you can tell it's just like this little room and it has like LED lights and it's just like got a bed in it.

1112
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Yeah.

1113
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,000
It's like, you ever heard of those content creator labs that they have in China?

1114
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
No.

1115
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
It's like people, they rent these little spaces and they create their shit.

1116
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:13,000
You say here, you make very honorable content.

1117
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:18,000
And then if it's good, we let you live.

1118
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Then we ring gong.

1119
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Then gong.

1120
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Take 80% of your earnings.

1121
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:28,000
We say 99.5% of your earnings and we let your family live.

1122
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
It's pretty crazy, this amount of stuff.

1123
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,000
But if that's what you want to do, it's first of all, it's a lot easier for women to do that.

1124
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Dude, you know what I mean? I should have found the percentage out of the amount of men that do it.

1125
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000
It's got to be a crazy, crazy high women.

1126
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
75 to 25 down here.

1127
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:54,000
But I got to say right now, my wife, very nice, is cooking right now upstairs in the kitchen.

1128
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
I could smell it wafting down here, man.

1129
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Peppers, you smell that?

1130
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I do smell that.

1131
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
She very cooked.

1132
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,000
The amount of money you're going to make doing this to selling your soul out for her.

1133
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
That's the thing.

1134
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:12,000
And then literally when, like say, a good job opportunity comes along out of the blue.

1135
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:18,000
You meet the guy who owns the greatest, easiest place to work at that pays the best.

1136
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
He says, hey man, I love you.

1137
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Come on and work for me.

1138
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:27,000
And then maybe it's not him, but everyone else finds out you're on OnlyFans.

1139
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
And they fired other people being on OnlyFans.

1140
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:38,000
And he says, listen, sister, I know you're cool and you're a lot more than just a hot body on OnlyFans,

1141
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
but my people are giving me pressure.

1142
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
I can't hire you now.

1143
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Imagine even trying to get like marrying.

1144
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Some of these chicks are married.

1145
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
It's crazy that...

1146
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Well, a lot of guys will look past a lot of shit for a really hot chick.

1147
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Yeah, but eventually that always turns sour.

1148
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Nothing is, nothing is, it's like dating a stripper.

1149
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
It kind of fun for a little while.

1150
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
It fucks everything up.

1151
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
It fucks everything up.

1152
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000
It's like, you know, you think you're going to marry a porn star.

1153
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Honey, I got to go.

1154
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
I'm making 10 movies today.

1155
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
I'm just going to get gang banged.

1156
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000
It's going to be an interracial gang bang.

1157
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
You want to come and watch?

1158
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Yeah, I'm making gang bang.

1159
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
But some dudes are into that shit.

1160
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I'm making interracial gang bang number 13 to 25 today.

1161
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Some dudes are really into that shit.

1162
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
I don't understand the whole cock thing.

1163
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Here's the thing, you know, it's not going to, psychologically, you can't fucking...

1164
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
You can't last, bro.

1165
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
You can't say, okay, that's cool.

1166
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Well, how long is it going to keep on going on for?

1167
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
How much you're willing to put up with?

1168
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
And what's the payout for it?

1169
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
If you're really into it that much,

1170
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
I'm going to say this chick is going to fucking...

1171
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Yeah.

1172
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Well, then you're not in it for the right thing anyway.

1173
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
You know, it's all just a perversion.

1174
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Just the love of the game.

1175
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Yeah, it doesn't matter then.

1176
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Being in love, right, Larry?

1177
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
That's what you want.

1178
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000
You want love, that's right.

1179
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
True love.

1180
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Love is overrated.

1181
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Without true love, well, what do you have?

1182
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,000
I don't know, talk to some guy's money.

1183
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
You got a guy that says, I hate Christmas.

1184
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
That's the apples and oranges right now.

1185
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
I know.

1186
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
You know, doesn't mean that I don't want to love.

1187
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
You're being loved and still hate Christmas.

1188
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Yeah.

1189
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,000
No, I just, you know, what here's the thing, man?

1190
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000
I've been with lots and lots of chicks that I hated.

1191
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
And I fucking hated them bitches.

1192
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Barely tolerate them every time you see them.

1193
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,000
A lot of them, you know, like, and then here's how I knew that Mary was the right one.

1194
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Like, she would do the same things that a lot of these other chicks would do.

1195
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
They would make me want to kill them.

1196
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
And it wouldn't bother me when Mary saw it.

1197
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I was like, okay, that must be a sign.

1198
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:47,000
Or you just put up with the same shit and now you're just tolerating it.

1199
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
No, no, no, I'm not.

1200
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,000
You know, I would blow my stack and shit before.

1201
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
I was a lot different.

1202
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
I wasn't as cool as I am now.

1203
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Well, because you're an old man.

1204
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
You've mellowed in your age.

1205
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Back then you said there were other variables that were...

1206
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Yeah, but you know, there was other variables going on with me and Mary too.

1207
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,000
I had variables going on my whole life up until just a few years ago.

1208
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,000
I'm just saying, you pick a chicken, she's hot, but she might be crazy.

1209
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000
You know what I mean?

1210
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
So she's hot, but you'll tolerate crazy for a little while.

1211
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000
But not for long.

1212
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Yeah, a little while.

1213
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
It took crazy pulls in life on you.

1214
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000
It takes a lot less than that for me.

1215
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,000
I would get pissed off over the smallest shit after a while if I didn't really like them.

1216
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Yeah, well, you know, I'm a picky motherfucker.

1217
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
I don't know about that.

1218
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
If I'm not sugar babying...

1219
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Sugar being sugar babying ain't living.

1220
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
I gotta be picky.

1221
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:48,000
You have to be picky with time over here.

1222
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Oh, wow, we're at 53 minutes.

1223
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Nice.

1224
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
You start doing your hit list?

1225
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Yeah, so it's been a wonderful Christmas.

1226
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Again, I gotta thank Kiki, this joint.

1227
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Very good.

1228
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Very good.

1229
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:08,000
And he also supplied me a needle with the weed on the night of the Midget Wrestling,

1230
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
and we got high all night.

1231
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
So that was really very fun.

1232
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Not to mention the cheap alcohol, which added to the events and all the people that were there were really cool.

1233
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
So that was cool.

1234
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000
It was fucking funny.

1235
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
There was one Biden voter.

1236
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Oh, yeah.

1237
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,000
The guy said, yeah, he said he voted for Biden.

1238
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Well, he was Democrat.

1239
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,000
He wasn't a Biden...

1240
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Yes, okay, Biden voted for him.

1241
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Democrat, we should use the proper word.

1242
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Fucking socialist Nazis.

1243
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Communist fascist lover.

1244
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,000
Yeah.

1245
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
This is just a joke.

1246
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,000
This guy was cool, bro.

1247
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
You know, yeah.

1248
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:49,000
We love all you people, left, right, center, whatever, fuck it.

1249
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,000
I just don't like that everybody separated over all this shit.

1250
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:57,000
And at Christmas time, see, I look at it the other way the needle does.

1251
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:07,000
We should fucking just overlook all that bullshit and then just try and continue it on and not just do it today in this time of year.

1252
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:14,000
But start today, right now, whatever fucking day it is, and then just continue that shit.

1253
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
Indulge until New Year.

1254
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Continue that shit.

1255
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Just blow it all up.

1256
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
No, forget New Year.

1257
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,000
It's just from now on, and you just treat everybody like that.

1258
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Yeah, just take advice from us.

1259
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000
You should definitely do that.

1260
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Do you have your hit list?

1261
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Yeah, well, where are those books that were in there?

1262
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
I don't know.

1263
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000
I didn't grab it, man.

1264
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
No, you didn't.

1265
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
We were out there getting out that thing.

1266
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
I didn't grab books, too.

1267
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:49,000
No, there was like a clipboard, a little thing, a notebook that was in that US mail thing.

1268
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000
I didn't grab anything.

1269
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Blaming me for everything.

1270
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000
We can just do the hit list off the top of our head.

1271
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:04,000
No, we don't need to do the hit list, man, because everybody out there, no one in specific,

1272
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,000
but all the specific people that we name, they all know who they are.

1273
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
We love you, Merry Christmas.

1274
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
We do love you, Merry Christmas.

1275
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
We'll see you soon.

1276
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Some of you I will see on Christmas, so that'll be cool.

1277
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000
That's great.

1278
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Like Sherry, no shirt, neck, nephew Alex.

1279
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Those are some people we shout out all the time, but everyone else, I'm not going to see

1280
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Merry Christmas, and all the people that we don't know.

1281
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Thanks for listening.

1282
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Merry Christmas or happy, whatever it is that you get down with, you know?

1283
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,000
It could be, I don't know, quanzah.

1284
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Here goes.

1285
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000
It could be Hanukkah.

1286
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Hanukkah's over, right?

1287
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Yeah, it ended Friday.

1288
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000
It could be a numbers man.

1289
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:50,000
You could be whatever, so.

1290
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Sure, there's a lot of you people that follow some twisted fucking shit.

1291
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
I wouldn't doubt it.

1292
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Close this bitch out.

1293
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:06,000
You just kind of ram a lot about sick and twisted shit now.

1294
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:16,000
So I have a solemn twisted Christmas, like, I don't know, Q101 or something, the radio.

1295
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,000
All right, man, Larry Needle signing off, everybody.

1296
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Peace.

1297
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,000
I'm going to do a camera switch for just some high tech shit.

1298
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Peace.

1299
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,000
And now I'm going to press some buttons.

1300
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Later.

1301
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Later.