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And the Niddle Show.

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And the Niddle Show.

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And the Niddle Show.

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And the Niddle Show.

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Niddle Show.

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I'm Larry.

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I'm Niddle, switch the camera.

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What do we got?

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And I'm Kiki.

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Hi Kiki, thanks for the camera.

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Oh, like, follow, subscribe.

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And this has been making Larry and I die for the last week.

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Shout out to all the people that are down voting us.

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So when we watch it, all of a sudden you did like vote,

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the thumb goes up, goes and then comes from the bottom

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and it goes all the way to the bottom of the screen.

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And it makes us die every time.

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So we really thank you guys for watching enough to down vote us.

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Yeah.

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So like, follow, subscribe, follow us.

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We have our own YouTube channel.

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Then you get to see what we look like.

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Yeah, it was funny because, you know,

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normally I'm watching it and then I'll see the little thumbs up go

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and then I'm watching it and all of a sudden I'm like,

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what the fuck is that?

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Because it was a slightly different color than that.

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I'm like, oh, we just got a, a dislike.

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It's a very amazing that people really take,

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you know what I mean?

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Like some people take it really personally.

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Like they actually like say dislike.

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I mean, how many things do you dislike in your life?

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Well, a couple things.

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Well, I'm just saying, but I mean, would you actually be like,

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say you dislike Starbucks, would you go there and put your thumb down

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in front of them?

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No.

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No, because it's on the computer.

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So there's anonymity.

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You can do whatever you want.

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Yeah, I mean, because I mean, like I said,

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thank you very much for down voting our content.

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That means you're watching to some extent.

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Yeah.

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So that does mean they're watching.

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So we have, we are in your brain.

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And they know what's going on.

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Well, that's what I'm saying.

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So technically we're taking up rent in their head.

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And honestly, I like to be weird.

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Or space in their head without.

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I'm going after the videos that people dislike because I want to see what the

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likes of them will.

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Yeah, that's true because what's the wrong with this?

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Yeah, what's wrong with this?

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That they don't like it.

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I mean, granted the guy all the way on the left gets naked and tries to hit on

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the other guy, but it's just a normal Friday night for literally.

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That's what I do.

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Yeah, I know.

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You're the little guy who said it.

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No, you said it.

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You agreed.

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How's that?

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So, I wanted to play a game today.

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But I could not find a menorah.

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Like I went to three places to find a menorah.

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And then finally he found one and it did fit up his ass.

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I mean, just going to hit the same joke over and over.

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Minora, is that the candles?

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Yeah, one, eight of them.

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Yeah, yeah.

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We wanted to do like a.

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For Chinooka.

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I was going to have you guys battle out a conspiracy theory and then you want to

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the winner lights a candle.

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Or it gets to blow up.

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Yeah, but I couldn't find one.

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No, you light it because it's today is the last day of high.

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You got to go to like Buffalo Grove or something.

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Yeah, that's exactly what I told him.

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Well, you told me to go somewhere else.

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What?

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Didn't I said you got to go by where Mary's sister lives?

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Where's that?

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Buffalo Grove.

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Is it in Buffalo?

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I thought it was.

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Well, it's around there.

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I go by Stevenson High School.

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Oy vey.

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Anywhere where the Palestinians are protesting, that's where you go to get a menorah.

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You find a Palestinian protest.

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That would be funny if we went down there and sold menorahs during the protest.

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It's a good idea.

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Go there dressed as one.

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Also, you can do that.

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How about that?

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I'll do it.

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You know, I'll sell menorahs.

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I'll sell the candles.

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We'll sell the menorah.

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We're all combined with arms and they're all eight candles.

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I don't want to get it.

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Well, actually, that would be funny because then they would attack us and then we could

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actually kind of use our skills on them.

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Yeah, but if you see these candles and charge them later.

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Well, you know what?

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It's actually good to practice Krav Maga and the Palestinian protesters.

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They're not even Palestinians.

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Well, but that's it, but they're still protesters.

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I mean, these people are soft little fucking pussy.

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That's why it's good to practice.

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We don't mean just internally, externally, they're also soft also.

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And you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting purple hair in that crowd.

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Or a chick that's got a nose ring and she's like a couple of sandwiches short of four bills.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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You know, she's the one.

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Do you even understand what's going on?

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I was watching this thing about a...

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Throwing the rascals.

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Yeah, protesting.

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Now that would be funny if we got on rascals and got a Jewish flag on the back of them.

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Oh, yeah.

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And drove through them just to see what would happen.

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I want to get a rascal.

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I'm not getting into jackass.

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I want to get a rascal with wheelie bars.

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I bet you do want to get a rascal.

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A little cute rascal.

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Fuck the same as me.

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A little twinkie rascal, right?

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Is that what you were talking about?

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All this fag shit.

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I mean, this guy is a nice man.

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What?

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What?

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Do you try to get a single?

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Oh, no, that's all right.

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Words hurt.

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You can't say that.

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Yes, words hurt people.

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You haven't heard of this?

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Oh, man.

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I don't think people like that.

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Words hurt.

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Words people.

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It's a slur technically now, right?

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Is it?

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I mean...

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I don't mean any slur.

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Unless you're in England.

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I'm just going to keep pointing out.

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I can't really get you canceled because you're the half of the show.

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That would suck.

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I'd have to do it behind...

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He'd have to be behind a curtain so nobody could see you.

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You just have a mouth opening.

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Oh, man.

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Please.

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That's how we got canceled in the first place.

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Now you're reminding me of his old job.

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Can I get a...

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Can I get that thing, Larry, please?

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Fuck you.

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Okay, that wasn't very nice, but...

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It was funny, though.

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Excuse me.

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Can I see it?

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So, getting back to this, there was a train conductor in Canada that got on the speaker

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when the train was full and everybody was gone.

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He said, good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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No, boy.

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Yeah, I mean, yeah.

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They fired him.

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That's like just laying napalm and you're just standing there with the fucking action

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weight.

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You forgot disease and deserves.

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Yeah, and the cues and the dollar sign and I don't even have a percentage sign.

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Like, I don't know.

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But...

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Fucking...

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So now he's looking for a new job?

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Whatever it was, threw a fucking stink because they didn't say the proper pronouns.

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Of course.

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There was such chaos that they had to stop the train and...

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Let the person off to have a tantrum.

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They know the person would not get off.

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They had to apologize to the person that did it and then the train company released a statement

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Oh, my lord.

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What is fucking going on?

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Well, take what happens when you bend down to these people.

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They're just gonna keep on putting their boot on you, you know?

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It's why you never fucking bend a knee, no matter what.

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Anybody out there already probably knows this, never bend a knee to any motherfucker.

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Kind of like, you know...

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Unless she's bending over and free of charge.

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Or she wants to be kneading the throat.

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Yeah, either way.

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If it's just for a good time, that's alright, but never fucking do it.

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I read a statistic there.

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I read a statistic.

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I think it was...

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You know, they do word counts.

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And how many times a word is said during a year, something on the internet, whatever.

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That's pretty interesting.

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So, before 2012, like, trans, any of this LGBTQ stuff and all this stuff...

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He didn't say it properly.

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He's fine.

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But the word count was nothing.

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All of a sudden, I think it was 2012, all of a sudden, these words have come out of no way.

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And everything is emphasized.

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Yeah, from the cover of it.

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From the media.

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It's all made predictive programming.

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It is.

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They fucking...

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Oh, hey, you wanna hear something?

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What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?

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Larry can't take a joke.

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I got a good one for you that I can't tell you on this air.

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I just came to my head really quick.

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It's like predictive programming.

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Well, they're doing this shit to, you know, erupt chaos so they can get away with all

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the bullshit that they've been doing for so long.

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Yeah, well...

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And destroying our fucking economy, destroying everything we're doing.

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To fucking Kansas City shuffle.

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And then, like, look at the war going on.

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Have you noticed how much cheap gas is all of a sudden?

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I keep on talking about that.

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You still don't think it's that cheap.

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You know what?

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I was just gonna say, I did.

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It's glistening in the light, dude.

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I got an Amazon trimmer.

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I mean, I didn't go like...

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I don't know how I feel this day to long.

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I went inside the ears.

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I didn't go like all over the ears.

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Oh, you have to, bro.

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What do you mean?

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I gotta trim all this shit?

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What do you mean you have?

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I mean, what happened?

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I was going inside.

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I thought maybe it was just inside.

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I mean, when all of your dates take shackles, you really don't have to worry.

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They don't care.

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They just charge you a little more.

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Yeah, that's all right.

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They look in your ear and say 25 instead of 20.

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That's what they do.

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They turn my head real quick.

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So getting back to this whole thing with the government, obviously we have disdain for

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the government.

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We know that they have not...

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Scoop for yourself.

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Okay, you know what?

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I forgot how Left Larry turned.

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Started watching all these...

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You know what?

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He was a huge proponent for that whole Christmas video in the White House.

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Yeah, yeah.

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He's trying to bring that dance trim.

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I masturbated to it.

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Wow, man.

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You had to take it to that level.

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Oh, you didn't see it?

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It's like trans people dance.

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They have it all.

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It's crazy.

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Oh, right up my alley.

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Yeah, one of the best Christmas videos I ever came across.

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Oh, man, Larry, you're jerking off to it.

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I just said that.

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Is he in the even same room here?

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He's got the one with the hair in his ears.

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It's weird because I can't see you.

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He's big balance.

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Motherfucker that don't want headphones can't hear.

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Well, no, I can't see you, I said.

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I didn't say I couldn't hear you.

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I did like that.

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So I had used the one with the Hunter Biden where he was, you know, speaking in front

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of CNN.

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Sorry, I moved my chair, I apologize.

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He was speaking in front of CNN and somebody edited the hymn like swinging naked from his

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videos.

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My wife was showing me that today and he's talking.

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Yeah, the body's moving.

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The naked body's moving.

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That was great.

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Yes, yes.

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That was excellent.

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This fucking guy gets away with anything, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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He's filming himself doing nefarious acts.

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He's doing it with murder.

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Smoking crack and has a handgun to a prostitute's head who's probably a traffic sex slave.

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Because he's Ukraine.

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Aren't they all?

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No, no.

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And I'm not saying that he's...

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And I'm not saying what he did was wrong or unethical, but...

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No, no.

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I mean, we don't condone pointing loaded weapons at prostitutes on crack though.

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The only loaded weapon I ever pointed at prostitute.

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Oh boy.

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You know where I'm going with this.

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Where are you going with that?

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You know.

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You know.

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Okay, well thank you.

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No need to get that involved.

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So, but this guy just does shit.

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If this was...

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If I did this, I'd be fucking thrown in jail.

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I mean, I already...

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I just got into some trouble.

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They might be going to jail.

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This guy's doing...

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And he didn't even do shit compared to what he did.

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What?

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What's that?

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You didn't do anything compared to what he did.

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No, man.

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It's a fucking tenth of a problem.

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How about this, man?

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How about the fucking movie, the video of him smoking crack behind the wheel of his hot

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ride going like one...

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There's a hundred miles and hours or something.

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No, he's going like...

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He's going almost 200 miles an hour.

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He's in like some like...

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The hour, 200 miles and hours quick.

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Dude, how fast do some of these cars go?

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What's that?

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How fast does a fast Ford go?

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You can only get away with the 200.

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So, the car is going pretty fast, man.

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No, he was on a highway by himself, driving from California to like fucking Vegas, smoking

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crack in a car.

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And he's smoking, he's lighting the pipe, and then he puts the camera on this phenomenon.

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It's like...

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It's like, holy fuck, man.

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Dude, he is...

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But you have carpaccio, you're going to do whatever you want.

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What does it say?

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Yeah, when you can do whatever the hell you want.

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Shit.

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There's no limits, there's no ceiling.

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Would you do that?

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The only...

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Would I do what?

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Would you do that if you had carte blanche?

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Would you smoke crack and go on 40?

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I don't know what I would do.

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I wouldn't be filming this shit.

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Well, I don't know...

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Yeah, I mean...

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I have a little more important thing going on.

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There's so much cooler shit you could do than just sitting around...

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Well, obviously he's not doing that.

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He's just driving around smoking crack and doing whatever he wants.

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Well, he was, you know, going from here to there.

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Well, a secret service was probably behind him.

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That's another thing.

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Yeah, he's got other people that had to go 120 to 140 miles an hour.

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Ah, man.

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So he doesn't keep up with them.

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You know what I think is funny is that when...

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So the secret service, the NSA, all of this shit is...

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Okay, I know it has to...

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It's not really the truth, but they have to pretend to be behind the president.

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You know what I mean?

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When we know that they function on their own terms and services.

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Yeah.

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Now, all of a sudden they just have to switch over to Trump,

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whoever wins the next election.

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They're sort of like collusion going on there.

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Like these people are going to stay in his positions.

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Well, they operate above the president and all that shit.

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Well, yeah.

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I mean, do they even have...

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Can they even show political beliefs?

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Because they just have to do a job, right?

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No, they're supposed to be unbiased.

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But they're totally biased.

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Yeah, the DOJ, they're totally biased.

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Well, green is what fucking...

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That's what gets them.

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Money, prostitutes, they busted those go...

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Secret Service guys, they were in Columbia or something,

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and they're using company credit cards to buy prostitutes and shit.

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Of course they are, man.

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Off the chain and shit.

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What else are you supposed to do?

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Get cash, there's no paper trail.

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I mean, I need good person knows that.

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Yeah, these fucking guys are lazy and they're morons.

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They've been doing it for decades.

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At this point in time, they've been fucked up all day.

422
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You know what I mean?

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Like they were off duty, so...

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But another good way of spending taxpayer money, right?

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Well, they've spent it in a lot worse way.

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Well, I'm happy it's going to hookers and blowin' shit like that.

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Me too, that sounds good.

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Rather than fucking Joe Biden just giving them more money to Ukraine.

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I couldn't agree more.

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I mean, how about...

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I thought they had some American fucking coke dealers and whores

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get the money than some fucking oligarchy fucking...

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Dictator, some leader, somebody that's just there fucking...

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At least let some middlemen out here get it.

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So, hunters at least spending the money in the right place.

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Well, he was saying that he might have to leave the country

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if Trump becomes president.

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Oh, he's such a...

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Hunter was saying that?

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Yeah, he was actually making statements about that.

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And you know what?

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Trump is so cool that he would probably pardon Hunter.

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I don't know about that.

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Why not?

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Well, actually, he probably would.

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Yeah, he just sets a slap in the face.

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Because he's so cool.

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And then they'd keep an eye on him.

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Like, ah, he can't do this anymore.

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Because they're such assholes.

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Yeah.

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It would only be so fitting for him to say, you know what?

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Here you go.

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After what you guys did to me, I'm going to pardon your son,

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even though the motherfucker deserves to do at least 20.

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Minimum.

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Minimum.

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I mean, he got a federal gun charge.

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I mean, this is not even a court or charges.

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Just on general fucking rule of thumb.

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He should do at least 20 just because...

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Well, but this...

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Okay, if this was an African-American...

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It can be an African-American.

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Amidigand...

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Individual.

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If it was a brother, he would be fucking...

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He'd be in jail for life.

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You know?

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Oh, yeah.

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There's no...

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We're not...

473
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There's no...

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It's all biased.

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There's no diversity.

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Everybody wants to...

477
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But the problem is...

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The fucking dude is a poor man.

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Alcatraz.

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You know what's happening?

481
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It's...

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I think what's...

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We're starting to turn into the lower class.

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We have, you know what I mean?

485
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Like, we're...

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Let's say we're minorities now.

487
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You were always the lower class.

488
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Well, no.

489
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But I'm just saying that the white...

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Yeah.

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I'm just saying that, like, white people and stuff like that...

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We're starting to turn into minorities.

493
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Yes.

494
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We're starting to treat us like it.

495
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Like, we're the devils.

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Well, it is a thing.

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We're not the minority, but they are starting to treat us like it.

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But we will be the minority with Wendulat and all these Venezuelans and every other motherfucker.

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And...

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Well, they're already doing that.

501
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It was going that way before we even...

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We're way beyond that point in time.

503
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I know that my aunt and uncle that lived in...

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They live in California, they live in Los Angeles.

505
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I want to say back in, like, the 80s and shit, it was 20% white, maybe?

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Yeah, there's happy Latino communities.

507
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Yeah, there's happy Latino communities.

508
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And black and Latino and whatever.

509
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Well, it's the second biggest city, so...

510
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Well, no, it's just...

511
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We're going to deal with the short-own whites.

512
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And it's closer to the border, you know?

513
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It's closer to...

514
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I'll tell you what, it's a good thing that the Mexicans are going to be the majority.

515
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Because they still have a lot of kids, they're hard workers.

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They're like the whites of the old.

517
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Like our grandparents and our parents.

518
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Like the whites of the 40s and 50s.

519
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The hard workers, they believe in God, they have family, and they still...

520
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
They spend money?

521
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Yeah.

522
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They do send some back home, but they do...

523
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
They do it right, man.

524
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You know, like weed?

525
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Okay, I mean, sure, now you're just saying they're old drug addicts, but that's fine.

526
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
No, no, no, that's not a drug addict, man.

527
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We ain't a drug addict.

528
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Larry left coming out again.

529
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I don't know why.

530
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What you saying?

531
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You want them all to have virtual IDs?

532
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Oh, come on. Larry, then they can all vote.

533
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What are you talking about?

534
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They're not even virtually on their knees.

535
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Oh, man.

536
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,000
You always bring it back to boys, though.

537
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
But that's all we...

538
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000
But now the problem is it's not even Mexicans that are just coming over.

539
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000
And listen, everybody's got a fair shake at life, right?

540
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000
But do it the right way.

541
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
There's procedures to do things.

542
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Like we literally...

543
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
I was reading this article about these...

544
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
There's a...

545
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
So I was talking to Larry about this.

546
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,000
In New York, there's a serial abuser.

547
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Two of them, that they said.

548
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000
And they've been abusing children in the migrant shelters.

549
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Oh, Jesus Christ.

550
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:06,000
And there were multiple reports of two of them doing this.

551
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
And what they just kicked them out.

552
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Why leave a serial?

553
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
They just kicked his ass out.

554
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,000
See, street and now they don't know where this person is.

555
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
See, I'm hoping that's a case.

556
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
He's a ghost now.

557
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Well, I'm hoping that's a case.

558
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Well, we kicked him out.

559
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
We don't know where he is, but he's actually at the bottom of the river.

560
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
Yeah, yeah.

561
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
I tell those people to do justice sometimes.

562
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:29,000
That's how they roll in those woke ass fucking issues.

563
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000
No, no, no, but in the third world country justice.

564
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Oh, yeah.

565
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
They don't fuck around, man.

566
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Anyone that diddles kids, it's like prison justice, you know?

567
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
You do any of that shit, you're dead.

568
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
As well as you should be, though.

569
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Yeah, it's like Dahmer.

570
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Well, no, but these motherfuckers actually let the guy go.

571
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Yeah, they kicked the ass out.

572
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
That was it.

573
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Nobody reported anything.

574
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,000
And then all of a sudden it came out after the fact that this guy is...

575
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000
They're saying two.

576
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
So I would multiply that by eight.

577
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Well, wait a minute.

578
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
You know, and now...

579
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Yeah, exactly.

580
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Oh, yeah.

581
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Well, you know, a lot of those foreigners fuck kids.

582
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
That's what they do, man.

583
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Well, I don't know about that.

584
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000
I hate to say it, but if you're an illegal out there listening, you probably fuck kids.

585
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Whoa, Larry, man.

586
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Sorry.

587
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Dude, it's part of the...

588
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
I don't know about that.

589
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
It's part of the Muslim culture, too.

590
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Well, Muslims fuck kids.

591
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Listen, religion...

592
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Renowned in the pedos and not Catholic, the church.

593
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
People hide behind a lot of shit for religion.

594
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Obama and all those people.

595
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
That's the easiest way to get to children.

596
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
You know what I mean?

597
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000
If you fucking open up a daycare, you're gonna get kids.

598
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Well, look at who's the guy from Penn State.

599
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Who's the coach from Penn State?

600
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Sandusky.

601
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Yeah, Sandusky.

602
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Jerry Sandusky.

603
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Oh, yeah, he would have like children...

604
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Like summer camps and they're like, man, he would do an awful lot of these things.

605
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Tell a lot of children, man.

606
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000
A lot of kids, man.

607
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Come here, kids.

608
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
I'll throw you around in the pool.

609
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Yeah, they say there's like a correlation between him and Epstein and some other guys.

610
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:56,000
How about Dick Durbin will not release our Illinois fucking asshole senator fucking...

611
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Will not release the Epstein list that he has that they do have.

612
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
The manifests and shit.

613
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Yeah, and they're saying that...

614
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Freedom of Information Act.

615
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,000
The other asshole, Gates, Gaines, whatever, build the computer guy.

616
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Bill Gates.

617
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Bill Gates, he's been there like...

618
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
37 times.

619
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
I sent you a meme the other day.

620
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Yeah, I just sent you a meme about this the other day.

621
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
Yeah, yeah.

622
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Did I kill Gates?

623
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000
What a fucking...

624
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Well, his wife broke up with him because of that.

625
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
I can see he's like, hmm...

626
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
He's just what it was creepy.

627
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Oh, yeah.

628
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Like Mr. Burns.

629
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Fuck.

630
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
I mean, and this guy, and you know what?

631
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Oh, yeah.

632
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Shout out to Corona Beer because you guys, we got kicked off last week for a little while

633
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
and Larry had to do a morality test.

634
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Yeah.

635
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
And he failed it.

636
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Fuck.

637
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
And then they had to give him the...

638
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
But then they sent me a free case.

639
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
And then they had to give him the answers, basically.

640
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
The sent me a free case of beer.

641
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Yeah, all right.

642
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Yeah, I had to answer seven questions for YouTube because they're such fucking...

643
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Okay, Larry, let's keep it vague.

644
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
You know, because we got being...

645
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
But you know what?

646
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Here's the thing.

647
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,000
I protested it and then they review it and then they say, if we review it and something

648
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
is...

649
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Because they just said they thought something was said.

650
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
It's all AI.

651
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
So, the key word...

652
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
So, then they actually took a further look into it and it was okay.

653
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
They reviewed it and they released it.

654
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000
And the sequence that probably triggered some...

655
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Yeah, because you know what?

656
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:24,000
They said if we check this, you could protest this and we'll release it.

657
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Yeah.

658
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000
If it's okay, but if it's bad, we're gonna ding you for protesting.

659
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000
This is what we should be protesting for as freedom of speech.

660
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
That's what we should be protesting for.

661
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Not in the war that we have nothing to do with.

662
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
You know, come on.

663
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
They're taking our rights away slowly.

664
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Slowly.

665
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
And you don't even realize it.

666
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Not that slowly.

667
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
They're taking it pretty quickly.

668
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
No, they're slowly taking it.

669
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Apple is the only place where we could say what the heck we want.

670
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
And soon they're gonna put the cabash on that.

671
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
In Canada...

672
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
You can't even say what you want in a crowd of people in the public.

673
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Well, I'm talking...

674
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
But this is better than a crowd of people.

675
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
This gets out to more than a crowd of people.

676
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:07,280
But in Canada, they want to review your podcast and deem it rhetoric or any misinformation

677
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,000
or something to the extent that the Canadian government is...

678
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Did you see what's going on in Ireland?

679
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Don't quote me on this.

680
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
It's either Ireland or England.

681
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Where they're like...

682
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:25,000
The cops can arrest you if they find information on your phone that can be offensive.

683
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Like you haven't even done anything with it.

684
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Tweets.

685
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
If you send tweets.

686
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:34,000
No, not even if you have information that can be turned into a tweet or a meme that can

687
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
be offensive.

688
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
You can be arrested just for having it on your phone.

689
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Do you want to know something?

690
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Listen, I just read that article.

691
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000
3,400 and some people got arrested last year.

692
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Oh, that was in England.

693
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Yeah, in England.

694
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,200
Oh, yeah, yeah, because some guy was talking about how 2,000 people got arrested in Russia

695
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,200
for this stuff.

696
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,200
And they were like, oh, guess what?

697
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,200
We watched the same thing.

698
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200
It was in our group chat.

699
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200
I didn't see this.

700
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,200
And then...

701
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200
In our other group chat.

702
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
For tweeting something.

703
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,200
Yeah, we'll send it to you.

704
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,200
We'll have to review him first.

705
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200
I don't want nothing.

706
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
We'll review him.

707
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,200
You will get nothing and like it.

708
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,200
Get back to the field.

709
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,200
I don't want anything to be jacked off.

710
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,200
Let's play a game really quick.

711
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,200
It really is from every fucking group chat.

712
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,200
What kind of game we got today?

713
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200
Today's guest erase of the case.

714
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,200
I love this.

715
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,200
I know, that's why I did it.

716
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200
I did shitty last time.

717
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,200
I got the first one.

718
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200
I thought I was on a roll.

719
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,200
I know, I like to dump you guys.

720
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,200
I know, well, that's a whole point of the game.

721
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200
Larry did pretty well.

722
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:31,200
All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to guest erase of the case.

723
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:35,200
I like two contestants today as Larry Jones.

724
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,200
He's a small drink of water and likes to kiss dudes.

725
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,200
But he's powerful.

726
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,200
Good things come in small packages ladies.

727
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,200
Just don't bend over in front of them fellas.

728
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:53,200
And we have Kiki, the Polish princess, the Kielbasa queen, once known to do boys butts

729
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,200
three and six.

730
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,200
Wait a minute.

731
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,200
There are movies, porno movies.

732
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,200
He got invited back for number six.

733
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,200
You got to put that number in there.

734
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,200
It's like ages for a minute.

735
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,200
That's what you think of.

736
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,200
I'm just doing nasty porn.

737
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,200
It's different.

738
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,200
All right, let's start the game.

739
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,200
Women's stole Uber drivers.

740
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,200
Oh, remember, so these are just titles from the paper.

741
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,200
These are headlines.

742
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,200
Yes, the head, not titles.

743
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,200
The headline, the title, the title of the whatever.

744
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,200
I'm going to come over there and just kick you right in the chops.

745
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,200
Larry, you're going to take it.

746
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:34,200
All right, so women stole Uber drivers car because she was driving too slow on the way to the airport.

747
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,200
That's a white lady.

748
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,200
Yeah, I was just saying that was my first guess.

749
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,200
I'm just going to go with that on instinct because I said it.

750
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,200
Yeah, you know, I was thinking the same thing.

751
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,200
I'm going to go with white lady too because that sounds like a good thing.

752
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,200
So your final guess is?

753
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,200
White lady.

754
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,200
Larry?

755
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,200
Yeah, I'll go with that.

756
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,200
You're both wrong.

757
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,200
Her name was?

758
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,200
Nushana Afkami.

759
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,200
She was Indian.

760
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,200
And you know, that's surprising because not only do women drive terribly,

761
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:11,200
but Indian women fucking really drive fucking horrible.

762
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,200
She's 27, so she's a new bride.

763
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,200
Okay, she's not old school.

764
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,200
She's a hot rod.

765
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,200
Yeah, so she also grabbed the lady's phone and threw it out the window.

766
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,200
I want to meet this woman.

767
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,200
Yeah, I know.

768
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,200
She's a cutie patootie.

769
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,200
I bet.

770
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,200
But remember, you don't want to ask her to come back to your house and get stoned.

771
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,200
Because she'll throw your phone out the window.

772
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,200
No, because she thinks you're going to kill her.

773
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,200
Yeah.

774
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,200
Yeah, he's stoned.

775
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,200
No.

776
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,200
Why would you want to stoned me?

777
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,200
That's one way to make the date go really quick.

778
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,200
Yeah.

779
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,200
All right, number two.

780
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,200
Everything was really good, Mom.

781
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,200
And then the guy wanted to stone me all of a sudden.

782
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,200
That one threw me off.

783
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,200
I know.

784
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,200
See, I got you guys good on that one.

785
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,200
Yeah.

786
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,200
Definitely said like a white woman.

787
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,200
Because here's the thing.

788
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200
What's the thing, Larry?

789
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,200
Normally, you know, the women don't seem to cause crimes.

790
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,200
Yeah, but like I said, she's a new breed.

791
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,200
She's usually the crimes.

792
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:05,200
Yeah, usually the crimes involve a curved fucking sword, is what I'm saying.

793
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,200
Yeah.

794
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,200
Indians, and that's not even Indians.

795
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,200
Well, this is American Indian, and she's not the feather either.

796
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,200
Yeah, she's not the, yeah, she's not the woohoo.

797
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,200
Yeah.

798
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,200
All right, so you both got that one wrong.

799
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:23,200
Miami teacher paid sixth grade student for explicit photos and touched the student in

800
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,200
class.

801
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,200
Wait, so that's a white lady.

802
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,200
The teacher paid the student?

803
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,200
Paid the student that was 13.

804
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,200
All right, the black chicks.

805
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,200
For photos.

806
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,200
Paying for photos.

807
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,200
You're saying black people are cheap?

808
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,200
I'm just saying they ain't paying for photos.

809
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,200
Insinuating?

810
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,200
They got game.

811
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,200
Take it up your alley.

812
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,200
They know how to manipulate little kids.

813
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,200
Yeah, that's definitely a white, it's gotta be a white chick.

814
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,200
Yeah.

815
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,200
Okay, so you want me to read the headline again?

816
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,200
Oh man.

817
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,200
It's in Miami too, so.

818
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,200
That gets them all worked up over there, man.

819
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:58,200
That's a white, because every time I see a case of a teacher fucking the students on

820
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,200
TV, it's a white bitch.

821
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,200
Well, I've seen a couple of black chicks, but typically it's.

822
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,200
All right, one more time.

823
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,200
Miami teacher paid sixth grade student, which is appalling.

824
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,200
I mean, that sentence, that one sentence right there.

825
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,200
Yeah, right.

826
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,200
So, you want to visit photos and also and touch the student in class.

827
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,200
This person can't keep their hands in themselves.

828
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,200
This is six fingers.

829
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,200
This sixth graders making money.

830
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,200
Yeah, I don't.

831
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,200
Well, all right, what's your guess?

832
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,200
Okay, I think it's a black guy.

833
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,200
I'm guessing it's from, uh, Dade County, Miami Dade County.

834
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,200
It's gotta be a white person.

835
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,200
You're both wrong.

836
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200
Marie-Ciel Ruiz.

837
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200
It's not a Cuban.

838
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200
I was gonna say.

839
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200
I said Miami.

840
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,200
I know.

841
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,200
I was like, but you did.

842
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,200
You did reiterate Miami.

843
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,200
Yeah, but you did.

844
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,200
But Cubans, they're like pretty good with money, I would think.

845
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,200
Because they never have any other black guys.

846
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,200
They like to fucking.

847
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,200
We already literally just said this.

848
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,200
Fuck kids.

849
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,200
Well, wait, wait, wait.

850
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,200
This is, but I thought it was a female teacher.

851
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,200
No, it was Marie-Ciel Ruiz.

852
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200
No, it was a teacher.

853
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,200
It was a teacher.

854
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,200
Oh, I see.

855
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,200
I thought it was a female teacher.

856
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,200
No, no, no, I never said that.

857
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,200
I said Miami.

858
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,200
It's why they say female.

859
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,200
That gives it away.

860
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,200
I said that usually lately that teachers, you know, I'm watching,

861
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,200
I'm watching these with my wife and I'm like, damn,

862
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,200
not only is that teacher fucking good looking,

863
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:26,200
why didn't these fucking bitches fuck the kids when I went to school?

864
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,200
I would have fucking loved if they were fucking couple.

865
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,200
Because they were all being in each other.

866
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,200
Well, unless the kids were smart enough to do it.

867
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,200
Unless the kids were smart enough to keep it to themselves.

868
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,200
I mean, it's real hard to do.

869
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,200
It's hard to do.

870
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,200
It's almost impossible to do.

871
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,200
Text messaging and shit like that.

872
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,200
Yeah, that would almost be impossible.

873
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,200
And I mean, come on, you got to tell one kid,

874
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,200
you have to pussy brag.

875
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,200
Yeah, it's like pussy fucking powerful.

876
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,200
Especially you fucking banging the teacher, you got to say so.

877
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,200
It's like that.

878
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,200
What's that?

879
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,200
Adam Sandler moving to Donnie Burger.

880
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,200
He bangs the teacher.

881
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,200
Oh, oh.

882
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,200
The kids, the kids, the kids.

883
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,200
Billy Madison?

884
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,200
No, no, he has that.

885
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,200
I think it's something with Donnie Burger.

886
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,200
He has the kid that's got a new kid's tattoo on his back.

887
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,200
Never seen that.

888
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,200
Because the kid's like 10, he wanted a new kid's tattoo,

889
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,200
so he lets him get a new kid's tattoo.

890
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,200
Jesus.

891
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,200
But as he grows up, it's all stretched out.

892
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Shit.

893
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,200
Dude, it's a pretty funny movie.

894
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,200
It sounds very weird, but I'm looking black.

895
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,200
No, yeah, but that's a kid has it.

896
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200
Dude, it's a great movie.

897
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,200
I'll check it out.

898
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200
Vanilla Ice is in it.

899
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,200
Oh, man.

900
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,200
It's Donnie Burger.

901
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,200
It's actually very funny.

902
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,200
All right.

903
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,200
Oh, yeah, and Susan Sarandon's daughter is the teacher.

904
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,200
She got cans too like her mom.

905
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,200
Oh, what do you think?

906
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,200
Oh, man, no.

907
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,200
That's why they gave her the job.

908
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,200
Did you see when she...

909
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,200
Does she suck dick like her mom did?

910
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,200
I'm sure.

911
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,200
All right.

912
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,200
That got a little creepy, but okay, Larry.

913
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,200
Why is that creepy?

914
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,200
Because we both just stopped for a second.

915
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,200
You didn't want her to suck your dick.

916
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,200
No, I want to see her tatas.

917
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,200
I would mind her seeing him while she's sucking my dick.

918
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,200
Honestly, I think you can look him up online.

919
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,200
She's a fucking old lady, man.

920
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:07,200
But listen, when she got canceled for saying anti-Semitic shit, people were posting videos

921
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:13,200
of her and her big boobs on Twitter, and her son asked people to stop doing that.

922
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,200
No, that's going to work.

923
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,200
Yeah, I know.

924
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,200
Come on.

925
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,200
They put fuel on the fire.

926
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,200
Seriously, people learn very...

927
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,200
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

928
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,200
So nice.

929
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,200
Okay, so...

930
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,200
People always like a nice rack, Jack.

931
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,200
Yeah, boobs, man.

932
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,200
We're attracted to them.

933
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,200
We sit down and we were dead in the calendar, bro.

934
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,200
Thanks.

935
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,200
Oh, is that gold?

936
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,200
Yeah.

937
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,200
Oh, wait, hey, did Dol Susan Saranen think...

938
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,200
There was a bunch of Hollywood idiots that were saying the same shit.

939
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:44,200
Now they all conjoined and wrote like an apology letter.

940
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,200
Oh, yeah, that was a while ago.

941
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,200
Oh, they wrote an apology letter.

942
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,200
All of them together.

943
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,200
All of them together wrote an apology letter.

944
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,200
We're sorry.

945
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,200
It's like...

946
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,200
We didn't know.

947
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,200
It's like, uh, Semitic, We Are the World.

948
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,200
Yeah.

949
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,200
That's what they should do.

950
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,200
They should make them sing like We Are the World.

951
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,200
We love those.

952
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,200
Oh, Larry, you have to change them.

953
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,200
I'm so sorry.

954
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,200
Oh, they should be fucking...

955
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,200
Why?

956
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,200
They thought that's where the wave...

957
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,200
The woke wave was going.

958
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,200
They didn't realize...

959
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,200
Right.

960
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,200
They should have realized Hollywood's the dumbest thing out there.

961
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,200
Yeah, it's the other thing, man.

962
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,200
It should be set on fire and pushed to the sea.

963
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,200
So serious.

964
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:21,200
Why would you even get all involved inside with one and genocide?

965
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:27,200
Either one of these people, Hellscience or fucking Jews, you don't even fucking know these...

966
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,200
It's like, hey, talk about Hamas.

967
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,200
You want to genocide somebody?

968
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,200
Hamas.

969
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,200
Get rid of them.

970
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,200
Yeah, when people start saying exterminate, that doesn't sit well in people's stomachs.

971
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,200
No.

972
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,200
You know, I mean, that's a hard pill to swallow.

973
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,200
You can't just be like, hey, we need to get rid of these people.

974
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,200
And then, because...

975
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,200
I just...

976
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,200
It's comical.

977
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,200
They write, they can join together.

978
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,200
We can write an apology letter.

979
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,200
Which they probably didn't even do.

980
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,200
They hired somebody to write that.

981
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:51,200
Right.

982
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,200
They just don't fucking...

983
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,200
I wonder if Saranda dipped their nips in pink and then just put two nips in.

984
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,200
That's what, you know, like they'd seal...

985
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200
She's holding one with a smack in the air.

986
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,200
You know how they would seal the letters in the old days in England with the wax thing?

987
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,200
Yeah.

988
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,200
That's what they did with her tip.

989
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,200
The nipple.

990
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,200
That's just Saranda's nipple.

991
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,200
That's some sadist shit.

992
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,200
It's like, well, everybody knows her titties.

993
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,200
So it's like, oh, that's her titties.

994
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,200
That's her nipple.

995
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,200
Oh, wait.

996
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaking of the big titties, did you ever see that video or that nasty bra that's like...

997
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,200
Oh, I used a dater.

998
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:28,200
She's eating Mexican food and a cockroach walks across the table.

999
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:33,200
She grabs her tip, smacks it, kills it, and then just finishes her meal.

1000
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,200
That's like the lady with the smashing beard.

1001
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,200
I didn't see that.

1002
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,200
I think that might be the same lady.

1003
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,200
I don't know if I dated that one.

1004
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,200
Well, she's in the...

1005
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,200
Yeah, there's a letter.

1006
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,200
She would manhandle you.

1007
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,200
You'd be just a mush of bones right now.

1008
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,200
She'd take all three of us.

1009
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,200
Yeah.

1010
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,200
And not that she'd use the letters in the dildo.

1011
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,200
I'm starting to get horny.

1012
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,200
Come here, little guy.

1013
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,200
Come here, little fellow.

1014
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,200
You're coming with me.

1015
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,200
I'm going to show you something.

1016
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,200
She shaves his head.

1017
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,200
One time to fuck this.

1018
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,200
Just rubbing it on her.

1019
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,200
I hope you can hold your breath.

1020
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,200
I'm going to dip you in the syrup.

1021
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,200
What was that, Larry?

1022
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,200
How big is this bitch?

1023
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,200
As big as you want her to be.

1024
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,200
Oh, I did.

1025
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,200
I mean, obviously, she could smash roaches with her titties.

1026
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,200
How big you think she is.

1027
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,200
Well, here, there's another video of her and her girlfriend.

1028
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,200
She's another biggin.

1029
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,200
They're eating McDonald's like hotcakes and sausage.

1030
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,200
The one looks over to the other one.

1031
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,200
It's like, oh, this is better than sex.

1032
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,200
And she's like, holy shit.

1033
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,200
I was just about to say that.

1034
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,200
And they're dumping syrup all over her shit.

1035
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,200
What is up with, you know what?

1036
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,200
I will say that the internet has made people that should be

1037
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,200
secluded in closets and cordoned off, you know,

1038
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,200
like in a special area.

1039
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,200
Like people that have gotten touched by Jesus, you know?

1040
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,200
We're going to change camera.

1041
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,200
No, don't change camera.

1042
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,200
Don't fuck with Tony.

1043
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,200
Larry, come on, man.

1044
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,200
Don't do that, please.

1045
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,200
Larry, come on, dude.

1046
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,200
Rory Sutton, Rory Sutton.

1047
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,200
I don't like that view.

1048
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,200
I just want to show our technical abilities to the people

1049
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,200
and fucking on the news.

1050
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,200
Dude, don't tell, don't tell, give away my.

1051
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,200
They can see you doing it.

1052
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,200
It's off screen.

1053
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,200
Look it.

1054
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,200
When I go do it, my hand disappears.

1055
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,200
You see that?

1056
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,200
Look, it disappears.

1057
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,200
All right.

1058
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,200
So yeah, number three.

1059
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,200
I'm gonna tangent today.

1060
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,200
All right, so I'm O for O.

1061
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,200
Yeah, you're both O for two.

1062
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200
I don't know why I thought that was a woman too.

1063
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,200
I should have, I was thinking Cuban, the entire time too,

1064
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,200
but I'm like, there's no way a Cuban woman's spending money.

1065
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,200
Mother, they've never had money.

1066
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,200
Wait a second.

1067
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,200
Let's, okay, we're done with that one.

1068
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,200
How much money you gotta spend?

1069
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,200
All right, ready?

1070
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,200
A little goes a long way.

1071
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,200
That's what men do.

1072
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,200
They spend money on shit.

1073
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,200
I don't talk about that in a minute.

1074
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:47,200
Mother pleads guilty to murdering her two-year-old twins.

1075
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,200
Ha!

1076
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,200
She's an Irish, Irish man.

1077
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:59,200
Yeah, you could go any country, any nationality.

1078
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:04,200
Mother pleads guilty to murdering her two-year-old twins T tasney.

1079
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,200
T'si black.

1080
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,200
You fuck her.

1081
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,200
Tresa, T nisha Jones.

1082
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,200
I screwed up with that because I was thinking about,

1083
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,080
because literally he said, he said nationality and not a race.

1084
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,680
So that's what I was thinking of when I said that,

1085
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,320
because I was going to say something stupid.

1086
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,280
He jumped on that pretty quickly.

1087
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,360
I know, because I mean, Tania Campbell.

1088
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,420
Yeah, I know, I said, all I heard is Tanisha or Tania.

1089
00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:29,260
Damn it, Larry.

1090
00:34:29,260 --> 00:34:31,260
You're a soup arse.

1091
00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:32,720
The Campbell soup arse.

1092
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:33,620
That was quick, Larry.

1093
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:34,860
That was good.

1094
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:37,060
I know, Hire Woman asked her ex to go for it.

1095
00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:38,300
He couldn't even play along, too.

1096
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,300
That's the problem.

1097
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:40,500
I'm playing along.

1098
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:41,000
No, you did.

1099
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,560
You just canceled the whole thing.

1100
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,840
And Ohio woman asked her ex to go for a walk,

1101
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,000
then shot him in the testicle.

1102
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,740
Oh, yeah.

1103
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:51,600
Ohio woman.

1104
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,240
And Ohio woman asked her ex to go for a walk,

1105
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,780
then she shot him in the testicle.

1106
00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:57,540
She's got to be a white woman.

1107
00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:59,240
That's a white woman, because yeah, she's vicious.

1108
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,980
She's going right for the balls.

1109
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:02,440
She's like, I'm going to shoot this mother's-

1110
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,220
And this is all allegedly said, too.

1111
00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:06,080
Allegedly.

1112
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,620
And the guy said, well, allegedly, my nut

1113
00:35:09,620 --> 00:35:11,120
did get shot with a bullet.

1114
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,760
Oh, maybe he get shot in the nuts.

1115
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,420
No, I can't.

1116
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:15,200
You hit the fucking bullet, man.

1117
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,200
Oh, man.

1118
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,960
And I mean, I should have read more of the story,

1119
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,200
but I just got the headline.

1120
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,600
Yeah, that's a good shot.

1121
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,840
I mean, I don't know if that's a good shot or a bad shot.

1122
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,340
She might have been going for the gut.

1123
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,300
She wanted him to suffer.

1124
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:27,580
No, she was going for the balls.

1125
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:28,240
Yeah, that is.

1126
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:28,740
She had.

1127
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:29,080
They're not.

1128
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:29,680
Yeah, they're not.

1129
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,140
She was trying to fucking stick off.

1130
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:33,380
She was fucking hitting on her.

1131
00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:34,380
All right.

1132
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:39,120
It could have been a black dude, but a white chick,

1133
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,080
a fat white chick.

1134
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,020
Man, they are vicious, man.

1135
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:45,260
Let me tell you, if they don't get McDonald's breakfast,

1136
00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:46,560
they are going to go on a tangent.

1137
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,260
Yeah, right.

1138
00:35:47,260 --> 00:35:47,760
Especially.

1139
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,500
They're going to show up in like Tweety Bird pajamas.

1140
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,260
Yeah, especially.

1141
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:50,960
Oh, yeah, right.

1142
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,200
They're just climbing over the counter.

1143
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,060
They got slippers on and just climbing over the counter.

1144
00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:55,560
With cats, too.

1145
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,600
What are you, nuts?

1146
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,240
They don't have the fight in them to fight or breathe.

1147
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,000
They can barely breathe.

1148
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,340
They fight to breathe.

1149
00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:08,640
Although fight for that McMurphy sandwich.

1150
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,840
Also, how about that stupid McDonald's that just opened up?

1151
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,620
People waited in line for four fucking hours.

1152
00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:12,820
Where?

1153
00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:13,420
Where?

1154
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,420
The one in Balingbrook, the McCosmos or something.

1155
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:16,820
Oh, is that to like the make?

1156
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:17,820
Wait, is it actually?

1157
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:19,860
It's an actual brick and mortar McDonald's,

1158
00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:22,020
but it's completely different than McDonald's.

1159
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,400
But is it the same shit?

1160
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,500
No, it's completely different shit.

1161
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,260
You mean it's not hamburgers and chicken McDonald's?

1162
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:31,140
It is, but they have they flair on shit.

1163
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:32,100
I didn't look at the menu.

1164
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,240
I looked at the drinks and shit.

1165
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,800
It just is set up differently.

1166
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,940
Yeah, but ketchup is blue.

1167
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:40,180
I think they serve different shit, though.

1168
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:41,180
That's the whole stick of it.

1169
00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:42,040
I've had beer.

1170
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,620
I've had beer at a McDonald's in Germany just because I was able to.

1171
00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:47,420
Yeah.

1172
00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:50,080
And you know that Roy L. with cheese shit that he's like,

1173
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,960
oh, and then the Amsterdam blah, blah, blah, Amsterdam.

1174
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,620
What movie is that?

1175
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:54,900
Amsterdam.

1176
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:55,660
Well, yeah, if you know.

1177
00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:56,260
Hot fiction.

1178
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:57,360
Oh, OK.

1179
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,400
It's like that all over anywhere that doesn't have.

1180
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,300
The mattresses.

1181
00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:04,100
Yeah, it's not just in Amsterdam.

1182
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,600
Well, I mean, I have a McDonald's in different countries.

1183
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,900
You can get some decent stuff or good stuff like quality stuff.

1184
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,100
The food is a lot better than here.

1185
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:12,480
I don't know if I've ever told you, man.

1186
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:18,840
I was I got a small chocolate shake at this one place in this small town called Hell.

1187
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,820
It was probably called Hell.

1188
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:22,580
It was H-E-L-L-E in Germany.

1189
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:27,960
And it was literally a Dixie cup.

1190
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,960
Yeah, it was a normal size.

1191
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,160
I'm talking small.

1192
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,900
Yeah, it was real little like a Dixie cup when you were a kid with the jokes on there.

1193
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,300
It's like a fucking thimble.

1194
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:37,300
Like the fluoride.

1195
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:40,140
And my buddy Matt was with me, you know, the drummer.

1196
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,980
And he's like, dude, you want another one?

1197
00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:45,440
I mean, you know, because that's how you like, you know what?

1198
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,080
I'm going to just stay with this because this is probably the healthy limit

1199
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,980
that you should probably be eating.

1200
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,680
They're giving us fucking gallons.

1201
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:55,860
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

1202
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:59,060
Do you ever when you go into Thornton, you see those people with the 64 ounce

1203
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:01,420
car, man, master goal breakfast.

1204
00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:03,660
Yeah. Dude, the thing is like this fucking thing.

1205
00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:05,900
64 ounces of soda.

1206
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,760
I used to work with the guy who would drink Mountain Dew Slurpees.

1207
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:10,860
Oh, my God. And you have those for breakfast.

1208
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:13,100
And I can go for one of them.

1209
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,500
I mean, obviously, yeah, tweaker.

1210
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,540
Well, his breakfast was fucking heaters and Mountain Dew.

1211
00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:20,040
Yeah, his baseball jersey said Diabetes on the.

1212
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:20,900
Yeah. All right.

1213
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:21,940
So what do you think the race is?

1214
00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:23,540
Team Diabetes.

1215
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:26,280
Oh, wait, I'm seeing the latest shot him in the nuts.

1216
00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:28,080
Yeah, I think she's a white.

1217
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,080
Yeah, it's either white or black, but I'm going white.

1218
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,260
You're both right.

1219
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:34,320
Tanya Nester, even though she has a black name.

1220
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,680
Yeah, no, that's just it was probably a black.

1221
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,480
She was a slave owner.

1222
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,360
Oh, what's better, an owner or a trader?

1223
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,420
For a trader or a slave trader.

1224
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:45,860
Well, come on, Larry.

1225
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:48,760
I mean, just going to add things to this conversation now that don't.

1226
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,260
Yeah, dude, I will.

1227
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,460
That's what I do.

1228
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,660
That's why I'm here.

1229
00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,640
I had Larry the bit killer.

1230
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,140
That's what you are.

1231
00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:57,740
I'm a bit killer, man. You are.

1232
00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:59,540
You don't know you fuck up delivery.

1233
00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:00,440
I mean, this guy's got the comeback.

1234
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,780
You don't get the jokes.

1235
00:39:02,780 --> 00:39:04,080
You don't hear the jokes.

1236
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,540
You don't hear the jokes.

1237
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:07,540
I don't get you right in the chat.

1238
00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,080
You're talking to me about.

1239
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,680
One for three.

1240
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,480
One for three.

1241
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,280
OK, one for three.

1242
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,780
Thank you, Kiki.

1243
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:16,160
That's how many guys he got off in the glory hole.

1244
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,160
Needle.

1245
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,360
I can use my feet, my hands, my mouth.

1246
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,800
That's like five things, man.

1247
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,000
I can put it on my next question.

1248
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,460
You don't like the gay stuff.

1249
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:27,840
It brings back memories.

1250
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,140
Put the art.

1251
00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:30,500
Put up the glory hole.

1252
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,500
It's a view in your uncle.

1253
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:36,140
That fucking judge who admitted substance abuse problem

1254
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:39,780
bullied campaign manager to recant testimony

1255
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:41,780
about their drug use.

1256
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:46,660
So a judge who admitted substance abuse or using drugs

1257
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:50,600
bullied the camp, the campaign manager to recant his testimony

1258
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,600
about their drug use.

1259
00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:56,900
Damn, that's a black dude.

1260
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,660
That's a black judge.

1261
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:02,700
I want to say too, but I'm going to just have to go something different just

1262
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,640
because and I'm going to say what you want, Larry.

1263
00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:07,680
I'll tell me what the fuck you want.

1264
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,380
Larry, I already know that I can do what I want.

1265
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:16,120
If I just if I just break it down by percentage and who commits crimes.

1266
00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:19,380
I mean, it's probably a black guy.

1267
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:20,560
The percentage is up there.

1268
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,260
It's pretty. Your odds are pretty good.

1269
00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:24,600
But you're right.

1270
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,560
But here's the thing.

1271
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:26,760
And I'm not saying anything bad.

1272
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,260
A lot of people use drugs and a lot of drugs.

1273
00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:33,060
Well, and if you're getting in trouble, you're going to bully somebody no

1274
00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:34,900
matter who you what race you are.

1275
00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:37,940
Yeah, this person is it wasn't an Irish guy.

1276
00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:41,400
I know, but he's building the camp but bullying the campaign manager.

1277
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,440
I mean, he was a judge running for reelection.

1278
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,180
He was a person running for a judge.

1279
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,680
Not a he or she. It's a them right now.

1280
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,420
I shouldn't have said he.

1281
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:52,780
Well, he she is a he she.

1282
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:55,180
Tits. I'm still guessing.

1283
00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:56,720
I'm still guessing black.

1284
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,820
Very I'll go white.

1285
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,120
Kiki's right.

1286
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:01,960
I knew it.

1287
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,800
And Juanetta Melissa Boyd.

1288
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:07,100
And for kid black.

1289
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,360
But I think that's the last one.

1290
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,160
Oh, no, this one's good.

1291
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,240
All right.

1292
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,740
I like it. It better be.

1293
00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:16,940
This is what I want to do to Larry.

1294
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:19,440
Oh, man. More gay shit.

1295
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,540
Fuck. Exactly.

1296
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:22,880
Man chokes, Termini,

1297
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,720
ill, terminally ill wife to death in front of her family.

1298
00:41:26,780 --> 00:41:27,780
Oh, man.

1299
00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:30,580
Family. Wow.

1300
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:31,860
Holy shit.

1301
00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:32,620
This is a crap.

1302
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,920
She. Yeah.

1303
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,260
I mean, we should just put all the race.

1304
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,160
That's not really.

1305
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,060
He's throwing.

1306
00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:37,960
I'm sure there's.

1307
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,760
Yeah, I'm sure every race has got this.

1308
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,120
That's a fucking method.

1309
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,860
This sounds like a Muslim because that's a loud.

1310
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,800
He says method, which isn't even a race.

1311
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,240
OK, it should be.

1312
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,400
I mean, yeah, it should be.

1313
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,340
Riverside, definitely.

1314
00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:54,380
That should definitely be other or math.

1315
00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:55,880
I mean, yeah.

1316
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,380
But holy.

1317
00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:58,380
Black, that's.

1318
00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:59,880
Oriental Caucasian.

1319
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,140
You know, you got your choices.

1320
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:04,180
I think my grandpa.

1321
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:06,080
Irishman, Germanman.

1322
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,160
Well, you know,

1323
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,380
orient, you know what?

1324
00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:12,220
I could see an Asian or something like Japanese, like they like China.

1325
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:13,700
Men, you shame the family.

1326
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:14,760
Now your husband must.

1327
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,660
You know, you. In front of family.

1328
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:17,860
Not even this was.

1329
00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:19,740
This person was terminally ill.

1330
00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:20,860
So man chokes.

1331
00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,260
You're going to die anyway.

1332
00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:24,440
Now I kill you in front of her family.

1333
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,440
I wonder if this was like, was this was this an arranged choking?

1334
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,540
No, it was not.

1335
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:30,300
I mean, she's German.

1336
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:31,340
Spontaneous.

1337
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,780
Well, she's terminally ill.

1338
00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:34,420
Oh, spontaneous.

1339
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:36,280
How about this? It was out of love.

1340
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,320
A spontaneous.

1341
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,520
He was quoted.

1342
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,080
That's what I say.

1343
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,880
So it was kind of everybody was behind it.

1344
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,320
No, no, they were expensive to put her down.

1345
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,620
Obviously, they didn't live in Canada.

1346
00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:49,120
I was just going to say they're not in Canada because that shit they're like,

1347
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,300
hey, so you have.

1348
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,960
You have at it, which hey, I respect that man.

1349
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,160
You don't want to live, man.

1350
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,660
Hey, it's more population control.

1351
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:57,200
Yeah, Canada.

1352
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:57,700
I mean, come on.

1353
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,000
Talk about population control.

1354
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,440
They offer assisted suicide or you could kill yourself.

1355
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,300
And they don't government doesn't have to intervene.

1356
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,580
And you have to pay for it.

1357
00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:04,940
Yeah.

1358
00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:05,680
I mean, come on.

1359
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,440
The capitalism and population.

1360
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,380
If you call like a world economic.

1361
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:11,180
If you call like life support.

1362
00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:12,980
Like it's what I used to tell my girl.

1363
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:14,380
I'm about to commit suicide.

1364
00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:16,060
Well, we can help you with that.

1365
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,460
First of all, come down to.

1366
00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,460
The guy has a minimal thing wrong with them.

1367
00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:21,920
I broke my toe.

1368
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:25,300
Well, we could put a cast on it or would be quicker.

1369
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,800
Or if you just go in this chamber here and you'll just take all like

1370
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,840
real fix everything at once.

1371
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,840
Drill bits and fucking saw blades and stuff.

1372
00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:40,040
It's just a blood splat and then water cleans it out and flushes.

1373
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,340
I thought that's what that's, you know.

1374
00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:46,620
Oh, man, this is this is what oral sex was population control.

1375
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:47,380
Huh?

1376
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,180
Yeah.

1377
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,420
Well, no, they push.

1378
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:52,460
He goes they push the agenda and the transgender and all the shit.

1379
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:55,860
So people are procreating any other way of population control.

1380
00:43:55,860 --> 00:44:01,060
Tell all these girls and I mean, seriously, it's for population control.

1381
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,340
Or do it in the ass, do it in the ass.

1382
00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:06,440
Yeah, there you go, man.

1383
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,040
Shit.

1384
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:07,400
All right.

1385
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,040
So what do you guys think?

1386
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,140
Catholic virginity.

1387
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:11,340
What is the race of the case?

1388
00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:12,880
Man, just choking somebody out.

1389
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,640
I'm guessing to take a foreigner.

1390
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:14,980
Yeah.

1391
00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:16,120
I'm a sign of her.

1392
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,480
I mean, come on, that's very.

1393
00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:21,020
Yeah, but it's an Oriental.

1394
00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:23,360
No, I mean, you got to keep going with that.

1395
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,520
All right, I'm going.

1396
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,260
Yeah, I like it.

1397
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:28,720
Well, I mean, earlier we had I think we're getting two Indians in this round.

1398
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,560
Oh, yeah.

1399
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,000
I could see it.

1400
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:32,660
I could see it.

1401
00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:34,600
That would be you're right, dude.

1402
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,540
It's an Indian.

1403
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:36,400
I could see an Indian.

1404
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,200
Yeah.

1405
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,340
I mean, I don't know, man.

1406
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:43,540
Indian dudes, man, like some sort of kung fu or muscle powder or whatever.

1407
00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:46,880
You know, if they're neganches are tougher than them.

1408
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,920
Well, that one, you're in your terminal.

1409
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,920
L. Dude, when they're shitting in the same river, waving to their neighbor

1410
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,260
that's taken a bath and the cows are in there.

1411
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:57,760
Yeah.

1412
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,860
That's going to say I'm taking a shit at the same time you brush your teeth

1413
00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:02,500
in the game.

1414
00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:03,300
Yeah.

1415
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,460
Oh, hey, you want a weird fact real quick?

1416
00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,800
You know how what's the number one?

1417
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:13,600
I think it's the number one country that what he called kills cows.

1418
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,600
Well, it's not India.

1419
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,480
It is India.

1420
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:21,920
I because they're sacred out there, but for sale, they're not commerce.

1421
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,420
Yeah, they want to do commerce and they sell a lot of me.

1422
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:27,980
God, I don't know if it's the number one country, but I know they do.

1423
00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:29,280
So they can't do it.

1424
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,160
You've been hanging out with Larry too long.

1425
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,220
I just want to hear a fact.

1426
00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:34,800
But I'll be right.

1427
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:39,560
I'm just making this up as we go along.

1428
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,200
What are your effect that may not be true?

1429
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:41,700
Yeah.

1430
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,200
Welcome to another Pollock Corner.

1431
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,000
Yeah.

1432
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,640
I know they they have him's Pollock Corner.

1433
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,440
Yeah.

1434
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,480
Let's do it.

1435
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,480
I know they kill them kill more cows that we did this way.

1436
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,640
No, change it back.

1437
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,080
Larry, I hate when you do that.

1438
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,920
Man, don't tell me when the change is.

1439
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,880
I don't do it.

1440
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,960
I'm the producer.

1441
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,680
It does it, but I'll come over there and slap the shit out of this bottle.

1442
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,360
We do have like a little wrestling area.

1443
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,160
You guys can wrestle.

1444
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,360
We'll wrestle one of these days.

1445
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,960
All right, you're going to guess the race or what?

1446
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,320
I'm getting up.

1447
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,600
I'm guessing Indian.

1448
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,460
I'm guessing Larry.

1449
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,060
What's your guess?

1450
00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:10,400
Yeah.

1451
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,060
No, it's an Indian baby.

1452
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,760
Dwayne McCullough, black.

1453
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,800
Oh, that's a tough one.

1454
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:17,600
I mean, I can see that.

1455
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,000
Black honor killing.

1456
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:19,600
I'm very happy.

1457
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,240
I got what you get.

1458
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:20,700
One.

1459
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:21,080
Are you?

1460
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,000
We got two.

1461
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:22,640
I got two.

1462
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,440
He wasn't like half black.

1463
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,580
I got more and more than him and the one.

1464
00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:26,080
Yeah.

1465
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,380
It doesn't matter because there's one for Isis.

1466
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:29,120
Yeah, there is.

1467
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,120
Slap to the chops.

1468
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:30,780
That's what you're getting.

1469
00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:32,320
Oh, boy.

1470
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:32,980
You get to choke.

1471
00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:35,520
Come over here and get it, you bitch.

1472
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,120
Come here and get a choke.

1473
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,120
So today.

1474
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,160
Oh, shit.

1475
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,360
I'm Larry's guitar showcase.

1476
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,560
Oh.

1477
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,200
We got the.

1478
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,100
The Paisley Corritor.

1479
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:49,560
I had this guitar when it was actually in mint condition.

1480
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,000
Hey, was it a Tele?

1481
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,680
Yes, it's a made in Japan Tele.

1482
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,640
It's from like 1981.

1483
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,880
And I had this guitar.

1484
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:03,640
This was my only guitar for fucking 16 years.

1485
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,440
Now, last time I couldn't talk when I showed it off.

1486
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,680
And I'll show you where I wore all the paint off of this bitch.

1487
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,520
No, you just like to see this.

1488
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,720
This is the beginning of Larry's.

1489
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,360
This used to be all.

1490
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,160
You could see the paint chipping off.

1491
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,360
See, now we should change the camera.

1492
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:18,860
I know.

1493
00:47:18,860 --> 00:47:21,800
That would be.

1494
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,760
He's up there talking.

1495
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,920
He just checked.

1496
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,240
He's talking to the camera.

1497
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,400
Here's what it looked like in the back.

1498
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,600
Here's the back of it.

1499
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,400
Dude, I love Tele.

1500
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:33,800
And I got this thing tuned to the Keith Richards five string

1501
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,560
Keith Cord.

1502
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,280
And he don't use the top.

1503
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,880
It is fucking killer.

1504
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,240
It's a very nice guitar.

1505
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,680
I just want to show this.

1506
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,680
Yes, they have these little replica guitars.

1507
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,920
It's actually.

1508
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,440
Larry, don't put it there.

1509
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,640
You fucking mama Luke.

1510
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,120
What are you doing?

1511
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,840
I know you hear that isolate that.

1512
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,960
I want that played on the engine.

1513
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,800
He said, you're right.

1514
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:01,800
He was right for a while, so that was my pink paisley

1515
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:06,040
telecaster and I have seven or eight telecasters and we'll

1516
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,880
show more of those in the future.

1517
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,360
No shit.

1518
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:08,880
Do you really?

1519
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:09,720
Yeah.

1520
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,360
That was a bad ass telling.

1521
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,800
There's a rack of four of them right there.

1522
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,280
Holy shit.

1523
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,120
Four.

1524
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,360
Like alien with four titties.

1525
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:18,840
Yeah.

1526
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,800
So and imagine that.

1527
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,640
I mean, that's a thing.

1528
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,840
You can have your hands full and your mouth full.

1529
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,960
You can just laugh them around like the three stooges.

1530
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,120
And I got another boat.

1531
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,720
I got another cool thing, man.

1532
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,720
This could be for the autistic corner.

1533
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:37,240
This is a vintage.

1534
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:38,680
Yes, this is a vintage.

1535
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:39,240
That thing is.

1536
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,320
It's the only time you get to switch the camera off

1537
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,080
when you get on this thing.

1538
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:47,800
This is a bottle opener from the Seoul 1988 Olympics

1539
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,520
and it's still in the package.

1540
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:54,240
And I know needles goes crazy when I open these things

1541
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:56,400
because they're always sealed and then I always say,

1542
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:56,920
fuck it.

1543
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,120
Don't open it, Larry.

1544
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,800
Don't do it.

1545
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,120
Wait, you know what's kind of crazy?

1546
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:01,760
It's so hard.

1547
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:02,720
Wait, wait.

1548
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,320
So wait.

1549
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,560
Seoul, Korea has a cat on their bottle opener?

1550
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:07,440
Yeah.

1551
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,240
Why is that?

1552
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:08,880
I mean, come on.

1553
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,160
It's a tiger.

1554
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,640
Here, check it out.

1555
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,240
Well, that's the Olympic mascot.

1556
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,880
Yes, it was the Olympic mascot.

1557
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,840
I do not know the reason they go.

1558
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,800
I mean, that thing looks like it's better to sell.

1559
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,320
My godfather, my uncle, John, went to the Olympics.

1560
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,040
Why the fuck would they even have this?

1561
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:24,760
Oh, he did it?

1562
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,160
He went there and that's what he brought back for me

1563
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,320
because it was my godfather.

1564
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,920
He went to the enemy's land.

1565
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,880
That's Seoul.

1566
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,400
Mine probably is a microphone in it.

1567
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,680
Back in the 80s, my uncle, because he worked for Flying

1568
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,200
Tigers.

1569
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,520
Do you ever remember Flying Tigers?

1570
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,080
I think FedEx bought them out.

1571
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,400
Yeah, I do remember that.

1572
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,880
They would go to Korea all the time

1573
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,640
and that's where A2000's baseball gloves were made.

1574
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,600
Oh, shit.

1575
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,080
Yeah.

1576
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,640
Oh, dude, that was a cream of the crop.

1577
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:48,680
Oh, yeah, $10.

1578
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,520
Yeah, we would bring all the time.

1579
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,760
So you're getting baseball mitts for 10 bones.

1580
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,080
Yeah.

1581
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,960
And they'd sell for over $150, $200 sometimes.

1582
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:56,920
Oh, they're bad at it.

1583
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,040
You see this down here?

1584
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,000
It's the stadium.

1585
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,680
They don't make shit like that anymore.

1586
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,000
Look at all the credit ship in that.

1587
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,800
That is crazy.

1588
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,560
Are these wearing the Olympic necklace?

1589
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,920
Well, actually, you got to learn why.

1590
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,400
Hey, wait.

1591
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,960
I think it's a medal.

1592
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,280
Larry, see what it was made.

1593
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,360
That's pretty cool.

1594
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,560
Look on the back.

1595
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,560
There's absolutely no writing at all on the back.

1596
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,600
This fucker's blank.

1597
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,400
What a mystery.

1598
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,240
But it has some shit on the bottom.

1599
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,880
It's written in Korean.

1600
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:28,600
Official marketing license of the games of the.

1601
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,840
What a slap in the face to North Korea.

1602
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,080
They have the Olympics.

1603
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:32,600
What a time.

1604
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,480
I was probably going to say they didn't bomb them.

1605
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,080
Dude, you know like South Korea,

1606
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,120
they have no natural resources.

1607
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,240
Well, either it does England.

1608
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,080
They don't, huh?

1609
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:40,640
That's true too.

1610
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,040
No, I mean, well, I think most of Korea has no problems.

1611
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:49,560
This does not have a place of origin or manufacturer place.

1612
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,840
And it says main stadium opener.

1613
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,000
And he's wearing that little hat.

1614
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,040
Oh, they're Honorable.

1615
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,080
They're Honorable hats.

1616
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,200
Feel a segue coming.

1617
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,240
Yeah.

1618
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:03,320
Well, China is just south of themselves.

1619
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,040
And I'm sure some of these gongs and hats and shit

1620
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,080
make it into Korea.

1621
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:08,400
They're all fucking China.

1622
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,840
I can't read the rest of it.

1623
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:10,480
Chill together.

1624
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,840
It doesn't say made by or what country.

1625
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,280
No, it does not.

1626
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,640
I'm sure this thing was made in China.

1627
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:17,480
It was made in China.

1628
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,120
Amazing that I still have that in the packages.

1629
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,000
Yeah, I wonder what color.

1630
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,800
It wasn't A-cho in Mexico.

1631
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,320
That's for sure.

1632
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,800
No, no, not H-cho in Mexico.

1633
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:25,480
So think about that.

1634
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,760
They had to get the materials.

1635
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,520
They have to make all that stuff in a country that, like you

1636
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,320
said, that has no natural resources.

1637
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,080
And I think this would be an S, like this shape behind it

1638
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,360
for a soul.

1639
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,200
Yeah, you know what?

1640
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,640
I just noticed that.

1641
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:38,640
That looks about right.

1642
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,680
And what's weird too is it almost looks like you can fuck up

1643
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,200
and use this part accidentally as the camera.

1644
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:44,680
Yeah, right?

1645
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,480
It's like a belt.

1646
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,760
It goes on your belt almost.

1647
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,560
I can see some.

1648
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,960
Yeah, I can see some double American.

1649
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,360
It does. It looks like a belt loop.

1650
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,160
Yeah, you know, like you hold a knife loop on it.

1651
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:53,800
That is, yeah.

1652
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,280
So back in the 80s?

1653
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,400
Yeah, that is an S behind it.

1654
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,200
Pretty cool, right?

1655
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,040
That is pretty cool.

1656
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:00,880
It's very cool.

1657
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,360
So that's your job, man.

1658
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,680
The cat, is it holding up a peace sign or is it?

1659
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,480
It's doing devil hands.

1660
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,840
I don't know what he's doing, but he's definitely a tiger.

1661
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,000
It almost looks like if I was Kellogg's,

1662
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,920
I would sue those mother fuckers to say.

1663
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,680
It looks like Tony the Tiger with a Chinese hat on.

1664
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,280
Yes, what are you doing?

1665
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,360
This isn't Tony working in the rice fields.

1666
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,480
Right.

1667
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,920
I mean, it really is.

1668
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:24,800
No, I mean, honestly.

1669
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,800
It could have looked more like Tony the Tiger.

1670
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,200
That's Tony the Tiger.

1671
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,440
And it has some semblance.

1672
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,920
I mean, I thought maybe they'd give him.

1673
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:33,040
It looks like his twin brother, Timmy.

1674
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,360
They didn't give him slanty eyes or anything like that.

1675
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,800
Tiki the Tiger.

1676
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,200
Rony the Tiger.

1677
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,280
Very good worker.

1678
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,120
He worked for you all day long.

1679
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:44,760
Here we go.

1680
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,040
You know, I have the downfall.

1681
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,240
He would not even take lunch break.

1682
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,040
Tony worked all through lunch.

1683
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,880
Oh, yeah, because you force him.

1684
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,320
I mean, there is no lunch.

1685
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,600
He would crack and he'd fall.

1686
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,720
I think Tony the Tiger's eating the workers.

1687
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,560
If he's a tiger, did you ever see like India?

1688
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,360
If they don't work good enough, they feed them to the animals?

1689
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,080
Well, I think the animals just, they know when to come feed.

1690
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,200
When everybody's walking out from work, they're tired.

1691
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,560
The tigers are hungry.

1692
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,480
It's dinner time.

1693
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,560
How many people are in China?

1694
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,440
Fucking billion?

1695
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,160
Well, supposedly China's overestimated their population.

1696
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,800
Well, now, especially with that one child policy,

1697
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,880
fuck them in the ass.

1698
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,760
And they genocide him like crazy.

1699
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,920
Oh, yeah, they have no problem putting their own people in camps

1700
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,000
still when people think that.

1701
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,200
And the U.S. is so bad.

1702
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,040
They have Muslim camps out there also.

1703
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,160
They're still doing slave trading there.

1704
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,960
Summer camps.

1705
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:39,480
That's what you want to call it.

1706
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,600
Cubs, scouts.

1707
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,760
That's not one summer camp.

1708
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,320
I don't want to.

1709
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:42,720
Yeah, I know.

1710
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,600
It sounds like you're shooting arrows and fucking canoeing.

1711
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,240
You're making a little abstract ceramics.

1712
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,840
These guys are cracking rocks and making fucking iPhones.

1713
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,240
They got little fingers and little hands,

1714
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:55,840
so that's what makes them very advantageous.

1715
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,960
Why wouldn't you?

1716
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,000
Oh, you want another one?

1717
00:53:59,000 --> 00:53:59,960
I'm all right right now.

1718
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:00,480
All right, man.

1719
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,240
I can't wait a minute.

1720
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:01,880
But thank you.

1721
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,040
Slaming them.

1722
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,400
How about Frank?

1723
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,600
He's going, you need one?

1724
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,320
I'm like, no.

1725
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,000
You need one?

1726
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:07,560
No.

1727
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,240
You need one?

1728
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:08,640
No.

1729
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,360
I mean, it's motherfucker.

1730
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:14,520
And then the second episode, he's like this,

1731
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,120
we're passing beers and joints over his head.

1732
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,000
You're like, resting your arm about it.

1733
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,440
Hey, speaking about that, yeah.

1734
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,840
Shit, what are you going to talk about?

1735
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,240
I had something else I wanted to talk about.

1736
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:26,360
Give me one second, fellas.

1737
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:27,040
Shit.

1738
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,800
No, I'm not going to give you one second.

1739
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,600
Well, then give me the joint at least, then.

1740
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,720
You talking about that hemorrhoid you're bitching about?

1741
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,080
Oh, man, you ever had a hemorrhoid?

1742
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:34,480
Come here.

1743
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:34,880
I have not.

1744
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,440
Fuck, man.

1745
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,600
The only hemorrhoid I ever had was needles.

1746
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,160
Oh, sorry.

1747
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,560
That was so predictable.

1748
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:42,520
You're so predictable.

1749
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:42,880
Let me tell you.

1750
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,240
Dude, I remember an old girlfriend had a hemorrhoid,

1751
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,120
and she was freaked out.

1752
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,240
And you licked it and popped it.

1753
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,000
I tried to.

1754
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,800
And it fucking bloodied up in her face.

1755
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,960
No, the doctor told her it was herpes.

1756
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,240
Oh.

1757
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:55,960
And then she, like, she left.

1758
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,320
Yeah, I'm like, then she showed me.

1759
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,360
And you told her, who's fucking in the ass, man?

1760
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,520
I'm like, sweetie, that's a hemorrhoid.

1761
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,240
Because women get hemorrhoids, because they're always

1762
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:05,600
forcing shit out.

1763
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:06,600
They're trying to take quick shifts.

1764
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,520
Maybe they usually eat.

1765
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,400
Well, hemorrhoids, yeah.

1766
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,520
So they get, or they have more big babies.

1767
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,200
No, no.

1768
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,680
Well, now they're always trying to shit fast, forcing it out.

1769
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,360
Yeah.

1770
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,640
But it's, I'm like, I don't know what doctor you're going to.

1771
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,280
And why do they want to shit fast?

1772
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,240
Well, because it's women, men think that women's

1773
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:26,360
shitting, unless you're into it, is something that is off-putting.

1774
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,360
Maybe they don't like to linger in their own state.

1775
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,640
Isn't that why they make glass tables?

1776
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,640
Yeah, if you like that.

1777
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,280
That's what I said.

1778
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,200
If you like it, then, yeah.

1779
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,840
You get a crystal ship if you want.

1780
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,200
Ha, ha, ha.

1781
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,440
But there's nothing wrong with that either.

1782
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,880
No, listen, man, we don't, we're not pregnant.

1783
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,560
Nothing right with it either.

1784
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,320
Yeah, yeah.

1785
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,760
I don't condone anything you do as long as it's in your own.

1786
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,040
As long as you do it in needle's mouth.

1787
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,120
No, I'm not into that stuff.

1788
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:50,880
We already talked about it.

1789
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:51,280
Oh, I don't.

1790
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:51,880
Don't lie.

1791
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:52,680
I'm not into skits.

1792
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:53,120
I'm talking about it.

1793
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,040
No, that's the one thing I couldn't get into.

1794
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:55,640
No, not at all, man.

1795
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:56,440
Excrement?

1796
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:56,920
Ew.

1797
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,000
I mean, even the word is fucking horrendous.

1798
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,880
All right, so hijacked Israeli ship

1799
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:07,200
becomes selfie hotspot as I ran back rebels invite influencers

1800
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,200
to party on board.

1801
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,760
Jesus, what the fuck?

1802
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,520
Isn't that a statement?

1803
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,320
That is fucking crazy, man.

1804
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,680
That's just fucking stupid.

1805
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,440
The visitors take selfies and dance.

1806
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,280
They smoke hookah and hang with social media influencers

1807
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,480
sitting on the sunbathe ship deck in full view of the Red

1808
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,040
Sea laid out in front of them.

1809
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,520
And then they get raped and murdered.

1810
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,000
Nice.

1811
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,840
No, no, no, these are the fun part.

1812
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,680
These are what do you call it?

1813
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,160
So it's a hijacked Israeli ship.

1814
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:35,920
Yeah.

1815
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,440
So this is like Hamas or whoever.

1816
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,000
Exactly.

1817
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,200
But then they get raped and murdered.

1818
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,280
Yeah, I mean, who knows.

1819
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:41,560
Yeah.

1820
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,640
So one time, check this out.

1821
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,280
Here's a real story.

1822
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,400
One time on Land's Down Street.

1823
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,800
Because the rest of them are fake.

1824
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,000
Yeah, we were playing in Bill's.

1825
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:50,600
Deep in a liar.

1826
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:51,720
Shut the fuck up.

1827
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:53,760
Will you shut your mouth?

1828
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,600
We're playing this place called Bill's Bar on Land's Down

1829
00:56:56,600 --> 00:57:00,440
Street in Boston right across the street from Fenley Park.

1830
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,160
And there's this black guy.

1831
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,000
After all the bars closed, and everybody

1832
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,960
was just loading into the stadium.

1833
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,720
And they had like a side door open.

1834
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:11,360
And come on in.

1835
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,720
Do you do in my Boston stadium?

1836
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,120
Yeah.

1837
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:13,960
And yeah.

1838
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:14,560
Yeah.

1839
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:15,920
Yeah, the big green.

1840
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,520
Yeah, yeah.

1841
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,400
And just go in there and party balls, dude.

1842
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,000
And I was like, wow, what the fuck is going on?

1843
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,080
And I was with my band.

1844
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,560
Everyone's like, I don't fuck, man.

1845
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,560
This is wild.

1846
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,520
And in this black.

1847
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:28,680
Somebody broke into this.

1848
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:29,920
Come on in.

1849
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,680
And tons of people were just loading in there.

1850
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,360
And I don't know if you've ever been to this area.

1851
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,720
But at this time of night, and weekends, because it's

1852
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,280
a lot of college kids.

1853
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,760
The bars let out.

1854
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:41,960
They can't even fucking.

1855
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,200
There's no cars or anything, because the streets are just

1856
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,880
wall to wall people.

1857
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,680
It's almost like Mardi Gras.

1858
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,080
Not quite as crazy, obviously.

1859
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,880
But a lot of kids at a rush point.

1860
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,640
Or there's a shit ton of colleges in that area there.

1861
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,160
So yeah.

1862
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:57,640
A shit ton.

1863
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,280
It's a madhouse.

1864
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,120
But here's another dumb thing I did.

1865
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,960
You ready for this fucking story?

1866
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,760
This is the greatest.

1867
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,560
This is the greatest.

1868
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,560
I'm just saying.

1869
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,480
They hijacked.

1870
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,120
They hijacked the broken stadium.

1871
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,560
Oh, they broke the dead stadium.

1872
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:10,060
Yeah.

1873
00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:11,760
They kicked out.

1874
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:12,560
Did you go in?

1875
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,160
Yeah.

1876
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,040
Did you get kicked out?

1877
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:14,680
No.

1878
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:15,840
So how long did you stay there?

1879
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,320
I would stay there about 45 minutes an hour.

1880
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,520
And I was like, this is crazy.

1881
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:20,400
It was mostly.

1882
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,040
And nobody intervened with this.

1883
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,080
No caps, no nothing.

1884
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,840
I don't even know how they fucking.

1885
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:25,440
What did you do?

1886
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,120
Were you on the field?

1887
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:27,600
No.

1888
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,400
It was milling around in the fucking.

1889
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,280
In the vestibule.

1890
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,040
That is wild.

1891
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,360
Stands and shit.

1892
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,480
And that's fucking.

1893
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:35,200
It was weird.

1894
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:35,760
That's crazy.

1895
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,120
No security, though.

1896
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:38,520
That's weird.

1897
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,320
No security.

1898
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:40,600
The place wasn't even open.

1899
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,680
There wasn't even a game going out.

1900
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,240
Yeah, probably back in the day.

1901
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:50,000
And it was probably approximately 2002, 2003.

1902
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:50,760
That's not that long.

1903
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,320
I'm enjoying it.

1904
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,160
It was after 9-11, though.

1905
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,960
It was after 9-11.

1906
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,680
But here's what I did.

1907
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:00,600
So far after 9-11 that it was three days ago.

1908
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,200
One morning, remember the other morning when it was super fucking

1909
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:07,120
cold and the window was covered with ice?

1910
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:12,280
So I start the car and I go out there and I think I'm going to

1911
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,640
take off and it's too thick and I can't see.

1912
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,200
And I'm like, oh fuck.

1913
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,800
So I just leave it running and I go back in the house.

1914
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,960
And then a little while later I look out the window and the car's

1915
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,000
not in the driveway.

1916
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,640
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

1917
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,840
Someone stole my car.

1918
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:33,800
And we shit-bag steel that thing.

1919
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,800
I know.

1920
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,960
Nothing's been ran into everything that you know when it's

1921
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,560
put in a parking lot.

1922
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,760
Bollards, curbs, a fucking trash can.

1923
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,840
So he steals it and they get it.

1924
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,720
Mary drives that thing like she stole it.

1925
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,920
She don't give a fuck, man.

1926
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,880
There was just like a dent one day.

1927
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,960
I don't know.

1928
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:53,560
What do you have?

1929
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,440
You don't know.

1930
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,280
They're fucking dents inside of a basketball.

1931
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,280
And I'm like, shit, man, where the fuck is the car?

1932
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,160
And I'm like, the car's not in the driveway.

1933
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:06,720
And I look and it's in the neighbor's ditch across the street.

1934
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:07,720
I feel the car.

1935
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:11,120
I got out and come out, Larry.

1936
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,960
It was so stoned that I just fucking jumped out of the car

1937
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,800
and shut the door.

1938
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,640
And I'm like, man, it's cold out.

1939
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,000
And I ran into the house.

1940
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,200
Let's go to reverse.

1941
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,080
Yeah, because he was going to leave.

1942
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,840
But the windows were still too foggy.

1943
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:24,340
Right.

1944
01:00:24,340 --> 01:00:26,320
So then I jumped out of the car and didn't even

1945
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,440
put it back in park.

1946
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,400
Was it still going when the tire was still

1947
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,600
going when you got there?

1948
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,360
No, it was just in the ditch.

1949
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,720
And it's a front wheel drive because I would have tore his

1950
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:36,360
one up.

1951
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,000
And it's my neighbor Bob across the street.

1952
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,760
Oh, it was all the way past the street into the yard.

1953
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:42,520
Yeah.

1954
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:44,400
Oh, Larry.

1955
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:47,080
If we didn't have the ditch, it would have fucking

1956
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,680
went into his house.

1957
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,320
Yeah.

1958
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,600
See, that's where you need a camera in your house.

1959
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:52,080
I know.

1960
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,440
You want your funny story now.

1961
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,400
That's good.

1962
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,240
And I told Mary and she's like, oh, if I would have done that,

1963
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,920
I would have just never let up on her.

1964
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,280
And I'm like, I know you're right.

1965
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,200
I'm so sorry.

1966
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:01,600
Oh, yeah.

1967
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,880
You wouldn't fucking chew to hated you for months for you

1968
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,680
ragging on.

1969
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,360
Now you want to hear a funny story.

1970
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:10,560
When I lived down the street, I had a Mustang and it was stick.

1971
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,680
And I fucking parked it on my hill.

1972
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,920
Or because the driveway was pretty high up.

1973
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:15,360
Oh, yeah.

1974
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:15,960
Yeah.

1975
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:17,360
And I just ran inside.

1976
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,800
I didn't put the parking brake on.

1977
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:24,360
It popped out of gear and went into the neighbor's garage.

1978
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,720
And the corner of the garage on the left hand side

1979
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,520
was made out of brick.

1980
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:33,240
And it went all the way down and smashed through the garage

1981
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,560
and smashed through the brick.

1982
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:35,680
Oh, fuck.

1983
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,840
OK, you want to hear what I did once?

1984
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,480
So I know what that feeling is like.

1985
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,480
Like, you come out and you're like, where the fuck's my car?

1986
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,440
And then I look over and it's in the neighbor's garage.

1987
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,160
OK, I probably should.

1988
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:45,600
That's fucked up and popped out of gear.

1989
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,720
I probably shouldn't say this because it was

1990
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,640
a statute of limitations has to do with me.

1991
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,480
Oh, man.

1992
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:52,120
So I come.

1993
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:55,320
I'm supposed to listen.

1994
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,880
I'm supposed to do I'm doing hardwood floors.

1995
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,680
I'm supposed to do an install job at these rich people's

1996
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:03,800
house in Bloomingdale, kind of where it's a bucket list.

1997
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,800
And I'm fucking it's it's a winter time.

1998
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,440
It's it's real snowy and icy and cold out.

1999
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,720
I like when it's going.

2000
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,840
People's driveway real hot.

2001
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,720
And I can't stop.

2002
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,040
I smash into the house.

2003
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,560
Did you just back out and get the fuck out of there?

2004
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,320
And it was funny because this was one of the days

2005
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:26,600
that the people is the job he's working at.

2006
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,400
So people weren't home.

2007
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:32,120
Oh, the boss gave me the key and I was going to let myself in

2008
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,360
and start the job.

2009
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,880
So I smashed into the house really hard and they have like these

2010
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,200
archways, a triple thing in their garage.

2011
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,880
And I totally just take one of them out.

2012
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:45,280
And my car is, of course, fucked up.

2013
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:49,000
And so I fucking look around and it's nice and cold out.

2014
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,480
So there's no neighbors out.

2015
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:51,240
Nobody's out.

2016
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,360
And I fucking take off and I just go back home.

2017
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,160
I can't make it.

2018
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,880
I don't let anybody realize that the only guy who's

2019
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,200
so slow didn't show up that day.

2020
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:03,200
I jump back in bed and my mom's like, what's going on?

2021
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:04,680
You know, I still live in my mom's house.

2022
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,640
I was a teenager.

2023
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:07,560
Yeah, you see his hair comes.

2024
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,000
I got the shits.

2025
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,320
I'm like, don't worry.

2026
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,560
You know, I told her what I did.

2027
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,560
And she's like, oh my God.

2028
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,840
And I said, I just go along with me here.

2029
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,480
So then my boss calls me.

2030
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:18,440
My boss calls me.

2031
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,320
He's like, hey, man.

2032
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,560
Did you go to the job site today?

2033
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,920
And now, you know, I'm known for being a fuck up and

2034
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,480
snow over sleeping and missing jobs.

2035
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:30,080
Yeah.

2036
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,960
So it was really easy for me to say.

2037
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:32,680
It's what played out to your vanity.

2038
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,040
I said, oh, fuck, man.

2039
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:35,960
I'm still a man.

2040
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,040
I didn't even make it there.

2041
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,640
And she's like, oh, well, I'm kind of glad this time

2042
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:46,360
because they said someone smashed into their house.

2043
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,440
And I'm like, oh, wow.

2044
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,680
And I acted like I didn't know anything about it.

2045
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,600
Until you show it to work the next day.

2046
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:57,120
So then listen, a couple days later, the boss is I would work

2047
01:03:57,120 --> 01:04:00,240
on the crew with the boss's husband, this guy, Kenny,

2048
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,800
who's a real fucking moron.

2049
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:02,760
He couldn't even read.

2050
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:04,480
I'm following the use of dummy.

2051
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,640
And he looks in my car.

2052
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:07,960
And he's like, hey, man.

2053
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:09,120
He's trying to work.

2054
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,520
He goes, what else am I going to do?

2055
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,320
I mean.

2056
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,120
And we used to park at that shopping

2057
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,280
that shopping center were.

2058
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,680
I mean, he just implicates himself.

2059
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:22,120
Because our cars were such beaters that the neighbors

2060
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:26,240
started complaining that they parked the boss's driveway

2061
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,120
during the day because we would go to the house

2062
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,120
and jump in the van.

2063
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,320
Well, you have massive front end damage.

2064
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:32,320
Right.

2065
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,920
Still in bricks after.

2066
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,480
Because I just hit a brick wall.

2067
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,800
Because he had light about it.

2068
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,240
And I'm like, oh, wow, man.

2069
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:42,400
What happened to my car?

2070
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,720
Oh, I didn't even notice that.

2071
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:44,560
I wonder what happened.

2072
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,240
And he's like, huh, he doesn't even put two and two together.

2073
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:51,080
And I'm like, holy shit, this guy's an idiot.

2074
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,960
And it matches the damage.

2075
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:54,440
Yeah, exactly.

2076
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,760
Two idiots make a right.

2077
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,200
That's what it is.

2078
01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,320
I mean, he's doing a lot.

2079
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,520
I mean, it's one dummy drives off.

2080
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,160
Another dummy looks at it.

2081
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,160
That's a great story.

2082
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,240
When Menards were stolen.

2083
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:08,240
That's a great story.

2084
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:11,360
But when Menards' store just was a store run.

2085
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,080
He goes, hey, there's this new hardware store called Menards.

2086
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,080
Let's go check it out.

2087
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,800
We got a little time before this job.

2088
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,880
And I'm like, OK, there's one right in this neighborhood.

2089
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:20,200
I don't know where we were.

2090
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,000
Far away somewhere.

2091
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,800
Palatine or some shit.

2092
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,760
And we pull in the fucking parking lot.

2093
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,200
And we're in front of the Menards.

2094
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:31,280
And there's the store with the giant letters, Menards, giant.

2095
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:32,880
You know how those signs looked.

2096
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:33,960
Oh, yeah.

2097
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,680
And he's like, is this the place?

2098
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,520
And I'm like, holy fuck.

2099
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:41,280
That's when I realized this motherfucker can't read.

2100
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,640
He cannot read.

2101
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:43,440
He didn't know.

2102
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,440
He didn't know if this was it.

2103
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,440
This was Menards.

2104
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:49,600
And it says fucking, you know, I mean, Menards, it's not like that hard a word.

2105
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:53,200
You could probably get away with it back then more than you could now.

2106
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,440
He was a fucking chuch.

2107
01:05:55,440 --> 01:06:01,720
So he couldn't put together that my car was damaged and that the house was damaged.

2108
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:04,080
And I was supposed to do the fucking work.

2109
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:05,080
The day after.

2110
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,080
Yeah, he's so dumb.

2111
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,320
I mean, that's how smart this guy is.

2112
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,800
He just drives right there.

2113
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:10,800
Oh, that's class.

2114
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,680
And like Cheech and Chong just smoke coming out the windows.

2115
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:14,680
Yeah.

2116
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:15,680
And I knew that I was going to get the house.

2117
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,680
Dude, you had to be coming in.

2118
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,680
Dude, into a driveway.

2119
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,960
He was just all of a sudden really icy and like, oh, shit, my car just.

2120
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:24,960
All of a sudden.

2121
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,520
He's like, it's been snowing all night.

2122
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,800
All of a sudden it was real icy when I pulled into the driveway.

2123
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:29,800
Well, no, that's the thing.

2124
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:31,120
It wasn't snowing.

2125
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,320
It was just one of them fucking cold days.

2126
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:37,560
It had been snowing, but everyone's driveway was shoveled off by that.

2127
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,560
It was that black ice.

2128
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,560
Yeah.

2129
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,040
It was really slick.

2130
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,040
Yeah.

2131
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:46,480
It was funny because I slammed that house, dude.

2132
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,440
That black ass, the black guys will get you.

2133
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,840
That black ass will get you, too.

2134
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,160
Oh, man.

2135
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,200
That's very funny.

2136
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:55,200
What's happening at the end?

2137
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,200
That is a good story.

2138
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,680
Yeah, we're about at that time.

2139
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,680
You know, we got to do one thing, though.

2140
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,480
We didn't do.

2141
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,480
The Kiki hit it.

2142
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,480
Oh, that's a little hard.

2143
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,480
There.

2144
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:10,480
Very nice.

2145
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:12,480
Watch a cookie eat 500.

2146
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,480
That was a nice hit, man.

2147
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,480
I feel like he's got like post-its on there.

2148
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,480
I know.

2149
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,480
You got to remember.

2150
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:24,480
Last week he got so stoned and so fucked up that he read like three in a row.

2151
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,480
He's like, this where are we left off?

2152
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:27,480
Because he didn't even mark it.

2153
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,480
So who knows if this is the right one.

2154
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,480
I know where we are.

2155
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:31,480
Okay, let's see.

2156
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:32,480
This one is funny.

2157
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:33,480
It's not really a fortune.

2158
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,480
It almost seems like something Confucius would say.

2159
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:42,480
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

2160
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,480
Confucius said it.

2161
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,480
I mean, that is pretty good.

2162
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,480
Yeah, hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

2163
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:49,480
That goes with the climate of society right now.

2164
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,480
Yeah, like Krav Maga.

2165
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,480
You do want to hope.

2166
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,480
What's that?

2167
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,480
Krav Maga.

2168
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,480
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

2169
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,480
You know, hopefully you could talk your way out, but you might have to rip the guy's eyeballs off.

2170
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:00,480
Yeah, that's a life lesson.

2171
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,480
Well, it goes for anything, right?

2172
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:03,480
Yeah.

2173
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:10,480
If you have a fucking shit ass attitude and you think everything is going to be bad, it's going to be sort of karmic also.

2174
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,480
I mean, you have to believe in some things and yourself.

2175
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,480
Yeah, that is good.

2176
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:15,480
But you want to prepare for anything.

2177
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,480
Like I said, the climate of what's going on right now.

2178
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,480
It's going to be third world citizens soon.

2179
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:22,480
People are just going to take us over.

2180
01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:23,480
It's a pretty good one.

2181
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:24,480
Yeah, it was very good.

2182
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:25,480
It was good.

2183
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,480
I mean, it's inspiring.

2184
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,480
We'll hit this one more time just so I can say.

2185
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:35,480
Molten Cookie 500. Get your rickshaw on the circle.

2186
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:37,480
Very on-board.

2187
01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:39,480
Oh, shit.

2188
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:41,480
So that was that.

2189
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,480
And that was a pretty good fucking episode, boys.

2190
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:45,480
I have a list.

2191
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:46,480
Where's my...

2192
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:47,480
Are you thank you list?

2193
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:49,480
Yeah, man.

2194
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,480
I'd like to thank God.

2195
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:53,480
You don't know that shit by heart, by now?

2196
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:57,480
Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, my nephew Alex, my brother Nick.

2197
01:08:57,480 --> 01:09:01,480
Jeff, Stoney.

2198
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,480
No shirt, Nick.

2199
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:04,480
I already said him.

2200
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:05,480
No shirt, Nick.

2201
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:06,480
Yeah, we're sure.

2202
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,480
That was a good dog.

2203
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:08,480
Because I didn't...

2204
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:09,480
I just said my brother Nick.

2205
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:10,480
Chris.

2206
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,480
You're right. No shirt, Nick.

2207
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,480
Chris.

2208
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,480
Mr. Rex.

2209
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:14,480
Yeah.

2210
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:15,480
Ross.

2211
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,480
Yeah.

2212
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:17,480
Matthew.

2213
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:18,480
Yeah, I mean, you're still gay.

2214
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,480
You javill.

2215
01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:20,480
Oh, man.

2216
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:21,480
Davey.

2217
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:22,480
Wait a second.

2218
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,480
Did he get those rupees we sent him?

2219
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:26,480
I hope because I know he's been having a tough time in that Indian.

2220
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:27,480
I know.

2221
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:28,480
I hope you really get...

2222
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:29,480
I think he meant rupees.

2223
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,480
I mean, he's learned how to play High-Li.

2224
01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:33,480
But that's pretty good though.

2225
01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:34,480
I really respect that.

2226
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:35,480
High-Li.

2227
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:37,480
And I don't know what else do they do in there.

2228
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,480
What do they do in an Indian prison?

2229
01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:40,480
Oh, what's that game?

2230
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:42,480
We have the ball and you throw it.

2231
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:43,480
You have to hit the sticks?

2232
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:44,480
Oh, cricket.

2233
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:45,480
Cricket.

2234
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:46,480
Cricket.

2235
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:47,480
Yeah, they hit the cricket.

2236
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:48,480
Cricket's huge.

2237
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,480
Yeah, okay.

2238
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,480
So hopefully we'll send you money for a new cricket paddle.

2239
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:52,480
Some jail yard cricket.

2240
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:53,480
Yeah.

2241
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,480
It's fun.

2242
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:55,480
That's really nice fun.

2243
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:56,480
Yeah, we'll send you more rupees.

2244
01:09:56,480 --> 01:10:01,480
Remember when Ricky was mad that he was getting out of jail because he was in the hockey fucking

2245
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:03,480
tournament in jail?

2246
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,480
He was gonna get back in.

2247
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:07,480
They wouldn't let him play.

2248
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,480
Yeah, he's like, what do you mean I'm getting out today?

2249
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:11,480
And he's like, I don't want to fucking get out.

2250
01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:13,480
And he's like, tomorrow's pizza night.

2251
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:14,480
Ha ha.

2252
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:15,480
She'll like that.

2253
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:17,480
You're gonna go have pizza now if you want.

2254
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,480
He's like, the food sucks in home.

2255
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:21,480
My wife can't cook.

2256
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:23,480
Oh, that's funny.

2257
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:25,480
So, Javel.

2258
01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:27,480
David at Starbucks.

2259
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,480
Dave from the Gung.

2260
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,480
Davey from the Gung.

2261
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:32,480
Camille at Starbucks.

2262
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:33,480
Big Joe.

2263
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:34,480
All the kids at Starbucks.

2264
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:37,480
Yeah, my dad, Big Joe.

2265
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,480
Sherry, Jay.

2266
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,480
Yeah, my cousin Richie.

2267
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,480
Tiffany, right?

2268
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:44,480
Yeah, it's Tiffany Woodcock.

2269
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:45,480
Haley and Harmony.

2270
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,480
What's your name again?

2271
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:47,480
Surgery.

2272
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,480
Sherry, we said Sherry.

2273
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:55,480
I'm gonna say Virginia too, even though I know she's way too pure and we're too vulgar for her.

2274
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,480
But I love Virginia too.

2275
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:57,480
We're all children of God, Larry.

2276
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,480
Yeah, I know.

2277
01:10:58,480 --> 01:10:59,480
Get right with God.

2278
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:01,480
Let me get joined before we go.

2279
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:10,480
Virginia, or Sherry, usually takes me and Mary to those, I'm looking for a lighter.

2280
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:14,480
To those religious movies.

2281
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:15,480
What religious movies?

2282
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:16,480
What are we talking about here?

2283
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:19,480
You know, like, you know these...

2284
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,480
The Passion of the Christ?

2285
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:23,480
Not that one, but like the newer stuff that's out.

2286
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:26,480
Like the last one we saw was this one called Switch.

2287
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:32,480
And the one we saw before that was the one where we were sawing a freedom or sawing a freedom.

2288
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:33,480
By the way...

2289
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,480
So we're not really religious.

2290
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,480
Well, I know.

2291
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:38,480
Okay, then why would you say that?

2292
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:39,480
Now you just lied.

2293
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:40,480
Because you're just a liar.

2294
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:41,480
You're just a liar.

2295
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:42,480
I'm not a liar.

2296
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,480
You just lied right in front of us.

2297
01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:48,480
You made it those angel studios, the people that make the shows and the TV show?

2298
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:49,480
Never seen it.

2299
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:50,480
Oh, okay.

2300
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,480
Well, it's about Jesus Moron.

2301
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:53,480
Why would you call me a moron?

2302
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:54,480
I said I never seen it.

2303
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:56,480
Is it the wire movies?

2304
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,480
The daily wire movies or something?

2305
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:04,480
No, it's angel studios and they make like...

2306
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,480
Movies about religion, about God.

2307
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:07,480
It doesn't sound like it at all.

2308
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,480
You said they weren't about God though.

2309
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:10,480
You just said that.

2310
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,480
No, well it kind of is though in a way too.

2311
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:16,820
This movie was, The Devil was fucking switching people's lives and it showed how there was

2312
01:12:16,820 --> 01:12:22,480
many timelines and it was really fucked up and it was scary.

2313
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:23,480
Excuse me.

2314
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:29,480
You know, it was not per se God, but it had a message to it.

2315
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,480
Well, I had to do it for a little bit.

2316
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:37,480
And then the other one was not per se God, but it was saving kids from getting ass raped.

2317
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:38,480
Whoa, jeez man.

2318
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:41,480
I don't know if you could be saying that stuff Larry.

2319
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,480
Yeah.

2320
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:45,480
Well, I don't know how to say it.

2321
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,480
We just talked about how Corona almost got us canceled.

2322
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,480
Yeah, no, that's good.

2323
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:50,480
That is good though.

2324
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:51,480
I mean, we gotta...

2325
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:52,480
People need to get the word out.

2326
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:55,480
I mean, come on, we just talked about Dick Durbin in the manifest.

2327
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:56,480
You gotta let this stuff out.

2328
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:57,480
Yeah, Dick Durbin.

2329
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:58,480
I mean, come on.

2330
01:12:58,480 --> 01:12:59,480
You can't...

2331
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:01,480
I mean, I'm speaking of it incidentally and shit.

2332
01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:05,480
Dude, watch anything Whitney Webb does is fantastic.

2333
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:10,480
She was talking about, I believe it was her, they were talking about how Disney would

2334
01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:15,480
take tours like what their cruise is with kids and bring them to Epstein Island.

2335
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:16,480
Yeah, I saw that.

2336
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:17,480
Get the fuck out of here.

2337
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:21,480
And I guarantee some of those kids aren't getting back on the ship.

2338
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,480
Oh, Epstein Island, that was in Florida, right?

2339
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:26,480
That was close by, yeah.

2340
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:29,480
Oh, no, Epstein Island, Little St. James.

2341
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:31,480
It was like in the Bahamas or some shit.

2342
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,480
But that's in...

2343
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:33,480
It's right there, it's in the vicinity.

2344
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,480
That's where they all flew to.

2345
01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:35,480
Yeah.

2346
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:37,480
But cruise ships would stop there all the time.

2347
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:41,480
Now, you know that Biden has an island right there too.

2348
01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:47,480
All I know is any place that's got a huge like synagogue or effigy or some sort of,

2349
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:52,480
I mean, that thing where he prayed in or whatever that temple was, that's the first indication

2350
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:53,480
that something's arrived.

2351
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:55,480
Yeah, it was a picture of the building.

2352
01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:56,480
Do you think?

2353
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:57,480
Yeah, I know this.

2354
01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:58,480
I'm not saying anything.

2355
01:13:58,480 --> 01:13:59,480
There's only shit.

2356
01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:02,480
So after you do your duty, you know, you can go pray and forgive your sins.

2357
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,480
Well, Jones was talking about this shit 10, 15 years ago.

2358
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:06,480
Oh, yeah, even longer than that.

2359
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:10,480
You know, he brought it up to other people and they scoffed at him like he was a fucking

2360
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,480
lunatic.

2361
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:14,480
Well, and part of the reason is because they're all pedophiles themselves.

2362
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:19,480
Well, they all adhere to some sort of master and that master tells them to do what they

2363
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:20,480
are supposed to do.

2364
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:21,480
It's not master blaster.

2365
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:24,480
No, I mean, it's not master nice either.

2366
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:25,480
It's all heinous stuff.

2367
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:26,480
Yeah, it's fucked up.

2368
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:28,480
And they all have a proclivity.

2369
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:29,480
They all find each other.

2370
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:30,480
They're all put...

2371
01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:31,480
And they don't even find each other.

2372
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:35,480
I always had this illusion that it's like grand illusion that these people just found each

2373
01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:36,480
other.

2374
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:37,480
They are all put together.

2375
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:38,480
Yeah.

2376
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:39,480
It's like a big puzzle.

2377
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:41,480
Well, they're kind of forced into shit, too.

2378
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:42,980
It's like, you want this, you want that.

2379
01:14:42,980 --> 01:14:44,980
All right, you have to be into this club.

2380
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:49,280
Well, at one time they were pure and then tyrannical shit made them turn.

2381
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,280
That's my phone.

2382
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:51,280
Oh, I thought it was like a cat.

2383
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,280
No.

2384
01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:55,980
Give me some food when those randoms outside or something.

2385
01:14:55,980 --> 01:14:57,720
But it always turns into tyrannical shit.

2386
01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:58,720
Oh, yeah.

2387
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,480
You know, everybody can be bought.

2388
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:02,880
Everybody can be sold.

2389
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:05,440
Anybody is, you know, I mean, I was looking at the.

2390
01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:10,800
Shit about the WHO and the World Economic Forum and these people, they take donations

2391
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,840
from these companies, so they have to sway towards their.

2392
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:14,840
Oh, yeah, man.

2393
01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:15,840
They want to go.

2394
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:16,840
It's terrible.

2395
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:17,840
It's very terrible.

2396
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:18,840
And that's the same thing.

2397
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:22,120
It's how these politicians do and everybody else.

2398
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:25,400
And it's ridiculous.

2399
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:32,440
And then after they fuck everything else all up, they get jobs in these big companies.

2400
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:36,320
And then they're friends with all the other guys that are still politicians.

2401
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,440
Well, I wish I really, really get corrupted.

2402
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:39,440
It gets worse and worse.

2403
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:41,440
What's the same thing with the banking industry?

2404
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,120
You're a CEO of a bank.

2405
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:44,640
The bank fails.

2406
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:49,920
Then all of a sudden you go to the Fed or you go to part of the government that approves

2407
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,560
shit for the bankers.

2408
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:54,640
And then you have to earn your way back in to be in a CEO.

2409
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:55,920
Like the Sackler family.

2410
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:59,200
They had a guy who worked for the FDA that wrote all these rules.

2411
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,200
That wrote all the rules.

2412
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,800
Well, they paid them all, yeah, they paid us.

2413
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,160
Well, he quit and then started working for them.

2414
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,160
Oh, yeah.

2415
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:10,400
So he knew all the laws and he knew how to circumvent them because he wrote them all.

2416
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,400
Yeah.

2417
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,400
That's all they do.

2418
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,400
It's all fucking money.

2419
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:15,840
It's all power.

2420
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,720
Everybody thinks it's this person or that person.

2421
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:18,720
Well, when they throw money in.

2422
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:20,720
He's a collective of people that are unseeing.

2423
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,560
When they throw money in, they're hot ass at you.

2424
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:23,560
I mean, it's kind of tough.

2425
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,560
Well, honeypots.

2426
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:25,560
I mean, come on.

2427
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:29,720
No man can, I mean, if you're a dwarf and they throw a 10 at you.

2428
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:30,720
Yeah.

2429
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:31,720
Well, a multiple 10s.

2430
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,720
You won't.

2431
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:33,720
Yeah.

2432
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:34,720
It's like, oh man.

2433
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaking of dwarfs, how about we're going to see some middle.

2434
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,520
I said dwarf, but not dwarf, but I know you said dwarf, but how about dwarfs?

2435
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:39,520
Yeah.

2436
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,520
Tomorrow we're going to see.

2437
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,520
We're going to go see midget wrestling tomorrow.

2438
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:42,520
It's going to be amazing.

2439
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,520
We got ringside seats.

2440
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,520
We got $55 seats.

2441
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,520
From the front.

2442
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:46,520
Somehow it'll dive far.

2443
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:47,520
I don't know how that happened.

2444
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:48,520
We got a meet and greet.

2445
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,520
Yeah.

2446
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:50,520
That's why.

2447
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:51,520
Oh, yeah.

2448
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:52,520
I told you about that.

2449
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:54,520
I want to sit on my neck like master plan.

2450
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,680
I want to have one of them hot looking little midgets go up on me.

2451
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:58,680
I hope there's some.

2452
01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,680
We'll nugget.

2453
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,680
Like the one that works.

2454
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:05,680
You know, at the place in town.

2455
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,560
What place in town?

2456
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:10,120
Remember our very first episode?

2457
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,120
Oh, yeah.

2458
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:12,120
Yeah.

2459
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:13,120
Oh, yeah.

2460
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,120
Yeah.

2461
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:15,120
The local dining.

2462
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,120
She was cute.

2463
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:17,120
Now she was actually cute.

2464
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:20,600
The best part was I was able to make fun of my wife because she was only like a half

2465
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,320
inch taller than this midget.

2466
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,720
I'm like, are you sure you're not a midget?

2467
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,720
Yeah.

2468
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:26,720
She's like, fuck you.

2469
01:17:26,720 --> 01:17:27,720
Fuck you.

2470
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:28,720
Oh, you got to make her.

2471
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:29,720
I said no, yeah.

2472
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,720
We might have to.

2473
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:35,000
What's that meme where a guy goes into like, I don't know if it's a Friday's or some coffee

2474
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,040
bar and there's a sign that says completely different things.

2475
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:42,720
Yeah, well, no, but it's a restaurant, but people are working there and there's a sign

2476
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:44,640
that says, be patient.

2477
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:48,920
We are short staffed and the guy veers over and it's a little person and the girl like

2478
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:55,640
looks at him and he's like, you know, they decided her and it was hilarious.

2479
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:56,640
She like tell you, I love her.

2480
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:01,320
She's like, I'm a big fan of the little person community.

2481
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:02,320
I really am.

2482
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,320
How can you not be?

2483
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:07,320
Well, they don't want some mythical creatures that only are here to cause chaos.

2484
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:11,680
Yeah, but you're famous on wrestling and you fucking find out tomorrow.

2485
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:12,680
It's like a cat.

2486
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:14,160
He called excited to me.

2487
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,160
He probably never corner a midget.

2488
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:17,440
Little fellas got some weird.

2489
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:20,360
I don't think what is how I knew you were into it.

2490
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:25,320
I'm like, dude, 55 fucking dollars to see these.

2491
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:27,440
You're like, Beleri, it's ringside.

2492
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:29,760
I'm like, oh my God.

2493
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:32,360
Because they're going to fight right in front of us.

2494
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:35,640
If you watch the videos, they fight outside the ring.

2495
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:39,800
And there's like breaking chairs and there's like 10 of us going.

2496
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:40,800
Yeah.

2497
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,000
So it's going to have a crew.

2498
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,000
It's going to be interesting.

2499
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,000
Yeah.

2500
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,000
It's going to be funny.

2501
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,000
And it's going to be the bouncers.

2502
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,440
No, I'm sure they're going to have a lot of security there.

2503
01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:53,400
No, I'm saying for our fucking 10.

2504
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:54,400
Yeah.

2505
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:55,920
Yeah, there's going to be some shit going on.

2506
01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:56,920
Security.

2507
01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:57,920
It's going to be a good time.

2508
01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:58,920
I'm looking forward to it.

2509
01:18:58,920 --> 01:18:59,920
You two going then and coming.

2510
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,920
I got to fix Roller's plumbing too before we leave.

2511
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:02,920
Oh, man.

2512
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:03,920
Is that a euphemism?

2513
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:04,920
I'm not a wifey doing it.

2514
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:08,080
Is that a euphemism or something else?

2515
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:09,080
The bathroom plumbing.

2516
01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:10,080
Yeah, even worse.

2517
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:12,080
I mean, you have to fix the cobbles.

2518
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,080
Oh, Christ.

2519
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,080
All right, you want to close this bitch out?

2520
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:16,080
Yeah.

2521
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:17,080
Yeah, you got to get better.

2522
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,080
Okay.

2523
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:21,760
I want to say, also, I got to say thank you to all of you all for fucking tuning in.

2524
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:22,760
Oh, yeah.

2525
01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:23,760
Like, follow, subscribe.

2526
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:24,760
Like, follow, like, follow.

2527
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:25,760
And if you're watching.

2528
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:31,920
I got to say YouTube, the Larian Needle Show, Twitter, the Larian Needle Show.

2529
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:37,200
And I want to say thank you to Tom's Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinarian Services

2530
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:41,280
for paying for the studio time and microphones and such.

2531
01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:42,680
Opening a new location soon.

2532
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:43,680
Unclosed.

2533
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:50,800
If your wiener's turning red and it ain't from getting ahead, call Tom's Free Clinic.

2534
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:51,800
That's right.

2535
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:52,800
Classic.

2536
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:53,800
Okay, everybody.

2537
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:54,800
Have a great evening.

2538
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:55,800
All right, fuck that out.

2539
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:56,800
Hang on, everybody.

2540
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:57,800
Don't have that great evening just yet.

2541
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:58,800
No, I'm kidding.

2542
01:19:58,800 --> 01:19:59,800
No, I'm kidding.

2543
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:00,800
All right, have a great evening, everybody.

2544
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:22,800
Peace.