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I'm Larry.
I'm Niddle, switch the camera.
What do we got?
And I'm Kiki.
Hi Kiki, thanks for the camera.
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And this has been making Larry and I die for the last week.
Shout out to all the people that are down voting us.
So when we watch it, all of a sudden you did like vote,
the thumb goes up, goes and then comes from the bottom
and it goes all the way to the bottom of the screen.
And it makes us die every time.
So we really thank you guys for watching enough to down vote us.
Yeah.
So like, follow, subscribe, follow us.
We have our own YouTube channel.
Then you get to see what we look like.
Yeah, it was funny because, you know,
normally I'm watching it and then I'll see the little thumbs up go
and then I'm watching it and all of a sudden I'm like,
what the fuck is that?
Because it was a slightly different color than that.
I'm like, oh, we just got a, a dislike.
It's a very amazing that people really take,
you know what I mean?
Like some people take it really personally.
Like they actually like say dislike.
I mean, how many things do you dislike in your life?
Well, a couple things.
Well, I'm just saying, but I mean, would you actually be like,
say you dislike Starbucks, would you go there and put your thumb down
in front of them?
No.
No, because it's on the computer.
So there's anonymity.
You can do whatever you want.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, because I mean, like I said,
thank you very much for down voting our content.
That means you're watching to some extent.
Yeah.
So that does mean they're watching.
So we have, we are in your brain.
And they know what's going on.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
So technically we're taking up rent in their head.
And honestly, I like to be weird.
Or space in their head without.
I'm going after the videos that people dislike because I want to see what the
likes of them will.
Yeah, that's true because what's the wrong with this?
Yeah, what's wrong with this?
That they don't like it.
I mean, granted the guy all the way on the left gets naked and tries to hit on
the other guy, but it's just a normal Friday night for literally.
That's what I do.
Yeah, I know.
You're the little guy who said it.
No, you said it.
Okay.
You agreed.
How's that?
So, I wanted to play a game today.
But I could not find a menorah.
Like I went to three places to find a menorah.
And then finally he found one and it did fit up his ass.
I mean, just going to hit the same joke over and over.
Minora, is that the candles?
Yeah, one, eight of them.
Yeah, yeah.
We wanted to do like a.
For Chinooka.
I was going to have you guys battle out a conspiracy theory and then you want to
the winner lights a candle.
Or it gets to blow up.
Yeah, but I couldn't find one.
No, you light it because it's today is the last day of high.
You got to go to like Buffalo Grove or something.
Yeah, that's exactly what I told him.
Well, you told me to go somewhere else.
What?
Didn't I said you got to go by where Mary's sister lives?
Where's that?
Buffalo Grove.
Is it in Buffalo?
I thought it was.
Well, it's around there.
Yeah.
I go by Stevenson High School.
Yeah.
Oy vey.
Anywhere where the Palestinians are protesting, that's where you go to get a menorah.
You find a Palestinian protest.
That would be funny if we went down there and sold menorahs during the protest.
It's a good idea.
Go there dressed as one.
Also, you can do that.
How about that?
I'll do it.
You know, I'll sell menorahs.
I'll sell the candles.
We'll sell the menorah.
We're all combined with arms and they're all eight candles.
I don't want to get it.
Well, actually, that would be funny because then they would attack us and then we could
actually kind of use our skills on them.
Yeah, but if you see these candles and charge them later.
Well, you know what?
It's actually good to practice Krav Maga and the Palestinian protesters.
Yeah.
They're not even Palestinians.
Well, but that's it, but they're still protesters.
I mean, these people are soft little fucking pussy.
That's why it's good to practice.
We don't mean just internally, externally, they're also soft also.
Yeah.
And you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting purple hair in that crowd.
Or a chick that's got a nose ring and she's like a couple of sandwiches short of four bills.
Ha ha ha ha.
You know, she's the one.
Do you even understand what's going on?
I was watching this thing about a...
Throwing the rascals.
Yeah, protesting.
Now that would be funny if we got on rascals and got a Jewish flag on the back of them.
Oh, yeah.
And drove through them just to see what would happen.
I want to get a rascal.
I'm not getting into jackass.
I want to get a rascal with wheelie bars.
I bet you do want to get a rascal.
A little cute rascal.
Fuck the same as me.
A little twinkie rascal, right?
Is that what you were talking about?
All this fag shit.
I mean, this guy is a nice man.
What?
Do you try to get a single?
Oh, no, that's all right.
Words hurt.
You can't say that.
Yes, words hurt people.
Yeah.
You haven't heard of this?
Oh, man.
I don't think people like that.
Words hurt.
Words people.
It's a slur technically now, right?
Is it?
Yeah.
I mean...
I don't mean any slur.
Unless you're in England.
I'm just going to keep pointing out.
I can't really get you canceled because you're the half of the show.
That would suck.
I'd have to do it behind...
He'd have to be behind a curtain so nobody could see you.
You just have a mouth opening.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Please.
That's how we got canceled in the first place.
Now you're reminding me of his old job.
Can I get a...
Can I get that thing, Larry, please?
Fuck you.
Okay, that wasn't very nice, but...
It was funny, though.
Excuse me.
Can I see it?
So, getting back to this, there was a train conductor in Canada that got on the speaker
when the train was full and everybody was gone.
He said, good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
No, boy.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
They fired him.
That's like just laying napalm and you're just standing there with the fucking action
weight.
You forgot disease and deserves.
Yeah, and the cues and the dollar sign and I don't even have a percentage sign.
Like, I don't know.
But...
Fucking...
So now he's looking for a new job?
Whatever it was, threw a fucking stink because they didn't say the proper pronouns.
Of course.
There was such chaos that they had to stop the train and...
Let the person off to have a tantrum.
They know the person would not get off.
They had to apologize to the person that did it and then the train company released a statement
apologizing.
Oh, my lord.
What is fucking going on?
Well, take what happens when you bend down to these people.
They're just gonna keep on putting their boot on you, you know?
It's why you never fucking bend a knee, no matter what.
Anybody out there already probably knows this, never bend a knee to any motherfucker.
Kind of like, you know...
Unless she's bending over and free of charge.
Yeah, I mean...
Or she wants to be kneading the throat.
Yeah, either way.
If it's just for a good time, that's alright, but never fucking do it.
I read a statistic there.
I read a statistic.
I think it was...
You know, they do word counts.
And how many times a word is said during a year, something on the internet, whatever.
That's pretty interesting.
So, before 2012, like, trans, any of this LGBTQ stuff and all this stuff...
He didn't say it properly.
He's fine.
Yeah.
But the word count was nothing.
All of a sudden, I think it was 2012, all of a sudden, these words have come out of no way.
Yeah.
And everything is emphasized.
Yeah, from the cover of it.
From the media.
It's all made predictive programming.
It is.
They fucking...
Oh, hey, you wanna hear something?
What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?
Larry can't take a joke.
I got a good one for you that I can't tell you on this air.
I just came to my head really quick.
It's like predictive programming.
Well, they're doing this shit to, you know, erupt chaos so they can get away with all
the bullshit that they've been doing for so long.
Yeah, well...
And destroying our fucking economy, destroying everything we're doing.
To fucking Kansas City shuffle.
Yeah.
And then, like, look at the war going on.
Have you noticed how much cheap gas is all of a sudden?
I keep on talking about that.
You still don't think it's that cheap.
You know what?
I was just gonna say, I did.
It's glistening in the light, dude.
I got an Amazon trimmer.
I mean, I didn't go like...
I don't know how I feel this day to long.
I went inside the ears.
I didn't go like all over the ears.
Oh, you have to, bro.
What do you mean?
I gotta trim all this shit?
Yeah.
What do you mean you have?
I mean, what happened?
I was going inside.
I thought maybe it was just inside.
I mean, when all of your dates take shackles, you really don't have to worry.
Yeah.
They don't care.
They just charge you a little more.
Yeah, that's all right.
They look in your ear and say 25 instead of 20.
That's what they do.
They turn my head real quick.
So getting back to this whole thing with the government, obviously we have disdain for
the government.
We know that they have not...
Scoop for yourself.
Okay, you know what?
I forgot how Left Larry turned.
Started watching all these...
You know what?
He was a huge proponent for that whole Christmas video in the White House.
Yeah, yeah.
He's trying to bring that dance trim.
I masturbated to it.
Wow, man.
You had to take it to that level.
Oh, you didn't see it?
It's like trans people dance.
They have it all.
It's crazy.
Oh, right up my alley.
Yeah, one of the best Christmas videos I ever came across.
Oh, man, Larry, you're jerking off to it.
I just said that.
Is he in the even same room here?
He's got the one with the hair in his ears.
It's weird because I can't see you.
He's big balance.
Motherfucker that don't want headphones can't hear.
Well, no, I can't see you, I said.
I didn't say I couldn't hear you.
I did like that.
So I had used the one with the Hunter Biden where he was, you know, speaking in front
of CNN.
Sorry, I moved my chair, I apologize.
He was speaking in front of CNN and somebody edited the hymn like swinging naked from his
videos.
My wife was showing me that today and he's talking.
Yeah, the body's moving.
The naked body's moving.
That was great.
Yes, yes.
That was excellent.
This fucking guy gets away with anything, right?
Oh, yeah.
He's filming himself doing nefarious acts.
He's doing it with murder.
Smoking crack and has a handgun to a prostitute's head who's probably a traffic sex slave.
Because he's Ukraine.
Aren't they all?
No, no.
And I'm not saying that he's...
And I'm not saying what he did was wrong or unethical, but...
No, no.
I mean, we don't condone pointing loaded weapons at prostitutes on crack though.
The only loaded weapon I ever pointed at prostitute.
Oh boy.
You know where I'm going with this.
Where are you going with that?
You know.
Okay, well thank you.
No need to get that involved.
So, but this guy just does shit.
If this was...
If I did this, I'd be fucking thrown in jail.
I mean, I already...
I just got into some trouble.
They might be going to jail.
This guy's doing...
And he didn't even do shit compared to what he did.
What?
What's that?
You didn't do anything compared to what he did.
No, man.
It's a fucking tenth of a problem.
How about this, man?
How about the fucking movie, the video of him smoking crack behind the wheel of his hot
ride going like one...
There's a hundred miles and hours or something.
No, he's going like...
He's going almost 200 miles an hour.
He's in like some like...
The hour, 200 miles and hours quick.
Dude, how fast do some of these cars go?
What's that?
How fast does a fast Ford go?
You can only get away with the 200.
So, the car is going pretty fast, man.
No, he was on a highway by himself, driving from California to like fucking Vegas, smoking
crack in a car.
And he's smoking, he's lighting the pipe, and then he puts the camera on this phenomenon.
It's like...
It's like, holy fuck, man.
Dude, he is...
But you have carpaccio, you're going to do whatever you want.
What does it say?
Yeah, when you can do whatever the hell you want.
Shit.
There's no limits, there's no ceiling.
Would you do that?
The only...
Would I do what?
Would you do that if you had carte blanche?
Would you smoke crack and go on 40?
I don't know what I would do.
I wouldn't be filming this shit.
Well, I don't know...
Yeah, I mean...
I have a little more important thing going on.
There's so much cooler shit you could do than just sitting around...
Well, obviously he's not doing that.
He's just driving around smoking crack and doing whatever he wants.
Well, he was, you know, going from here to there.
Well, a secret service was probably behind him.
That's another thing.
Yeah, he's got other people that had to go 120 to 140 miles an hour.
Ah, man.
So he doesn't keep up with them.
You know what I think is funny is that when...
So the secret service, the NSA, all of this shit is...
Okay, I know it has to...
It's not really the truth, but they have to pretend to be behind the president.
You know what I mean?
When we know that they function on their own terms and services.
Yeah.
Now, all of a sudden they just have to switch over to Trump,
whoever wins the next election.
They're sort of like collusion going on there.
Like these people are going to stay in his positions.
Well, they operate above the president and all that shit.
Well, yeah.
I mean, do they even have...
Can they even show political beliefs?
Because they just have to do a job, right?
No, they're supposed to be unbiased.
But they're totally biased.
Yeah, the DOJ, they're totally biased.
Well, green is what fucking...
That's what gets them.
Money, prostitutes, they busted those go...
Secret Service guys, they were in Columbia or something,
and they're using company credit cards to buy prostitutes and shit.
Of course they are, man.
Off the chain and shit.
What else are you supposed to do?
Get cash, there's no paper trail.
I mean, I need good person knows that.
Yeah, these fucking guys are lazy and they're morons.
They've been doing it for decades.
At this point in time, they've been fucked up all day.
You know what I mean?
Like they were off duty, so...
But another good way of spending taxpayer money, right?
Well, they've spent it in a lot worse way.
Well, I'm happy it's going to hookers and blowin' shit like that.
Me too, that sounds good.
Rather than fucking Joe Biden just giving them more money to Ukraine.
I couldn't agree more.
I mean, how about...
I thought they had some American fucking coke dealers and whores
get the money than some fucking oligarchy fucking...
Dictator, some leader, somebody that's just there fucking...
At least let some middlemen out here get it.
So, hunters at least spending the money in the right place.
Well, he was saying that he might have to leave the country
if Trump becomes president.
Oh, he's such a...
Hunter was saying that?
Yeah, he was actually making statements about that.
And you know what?
Trump is so cool that he would probably pardon Hunter.
I don't know about that.
Why not?
Well, actually, he probably would.
Yeah, he just sets a slap in the face.
Because he's so cool.
And then they'd keep an eye on him.
Like, ah, he can't do this anymore.
Because they're such assholes.
Yeah.
It would only be so fitting for him to say, you know what?
Here you go.
After what you guys did to me, I'm going to pardon your son,
even though the motherfucker deserves to do at least 20.
Minimum.
I mean, he got a federal gun charge.
I mean, this is not even a court or charges.
Just on general fucking rule of thumb.
He should do at least 20 just because...
Well, but this...
Okay, if this was an African-American...
It can be an African-American.
Amidigand...
Individual.
If it was a brother, he would be fucking...
He'd be in jail for life.
You know?
Oh, yeah.
There's no...
We're not...
There's no...
It's all biased.
There's no diversity.
Everybody wants to...
But the problem is...
The fucking dude is a poor man.
Alcatraz.
You know what's happening?
It's...
I think what's...
We're starting to turn into the lower class.
We have, you know what I mean?
Like, we're...
Let's say we're minorities now.
You were always the lower class.
Well, no.
But I'm just saying that the white...
Yeah.
I'm just saying that, like, white people and stuff like that...
We're starting to turn into minorities.
Yes.
We're starting to treat us like it.
Like, we're the devils.
Well, it is a thing.
We're not the minority, but they are starting to treat us like it.
But we will be the minority with Wendulat and all these Venezuelans and every other motherfucker.
And...
Well, they're already doing that.
It was going that way before we even...
We're way beyond that point in time.
I know that my aunt and uncle that lived in...
They live in California, they live in Los Angeles.
I want to say back in, like, the 80s and shit, it was 20% white, maybe?
Yeah, there's happy Latino communities.
And black and Latino and whatever.
Well, it's the second biggest city, so...
Well, no, it's just...
We're going to deal with the short-own whites.
And it's closer to the border, you know?
It's closer to...
I'll tell you what, it's a good thing that the Mexicans are going to be the majority.
Because they still have a lot of kids, they're hard workers.
They're like the whites of the old.
Like our grandparents and our parents.
Like the whites of the 40s and 50s.
The hard workers, they believe in God, they have family, and they still...
They spend money?
Yeah.
They do send some back home, but they do...
They do it right, man.
You know, like weed?
Okay, I mean, sure, now you're just saying they're old drug addicts, but that's fine.
No, no, no, that's not a drug addict, man.
We ain't a drug addict.
Larry left coming out again.
I don't know why.
What you saying?
You want them all to have virtual IDs?
Oh, come on. Larry, then they can all vote.
What are you talking about?
They're not even virtually on their knees.
Oh, man.
You always bring it back to boys, though.
But that's all we...
But now the problem is it's not even Mexicans that are just coming over.
And listen, everybody's got a fair shake at life, right?
But do it the right way.
There's procedures to do things.
Like we literally...
I was reading this article about these...
There's a...
So I was talking to Larry about this.
In New York, there's a serial abuser.
Two of them, that they said.
And they've been abusing children in the migrant shelters.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
And there were multiple reports of two of them doing this.
And what they just kicked them out.
Why leave a serial?
They just kicked his ass out.
See, street and now they don't know where this person is.
See, I'm hoping that's a case.
He's a ghost now.
Well, I'm hoping that's a case.
Well, we kicked him out.
We don't know where he is, but he's actually at the bottom of the river.
Yeah, yeah.
I tell those people to do justice sometimes.
That's how they roll in those woke ass fucking issues.
No, no, no, but in the third world country justice.
Oh, yeah.
They don't fuck around, man.
Anyone that diddles kids, it's like prison justice, you know?
You do any of that shit, you're dead.
As well as you should be, though.
Yeah, it's like Dahmer.
Well, no, but these motherfuckers actually let the guy go.
Yeah, they kicked the ass out.
That was it.
Nobody reported anything.
And then all of a sudden it came out after the fact that this guy is...
They're saying two.
So I would multiply that by eight.
Well, wait a minute.
You know, and now...
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, a lot of those foreigners fuck kids.
That's what they do, man.
Well, I don't know about that.
I hate to say it, but if you're an illegal out there listening, you probably fuck kids.
Whoa, Larry, man.
Sorry.
Dude, it's part of the...
I don't know about that.
It's part of the Muslim culture, too.
Well, Muslims fuck kids.
Listen, religion...
Renowned in the pedos and not Catholic, the church.
People hide behind a lot of shit for religion.
Obama and all those people.
That's the easiest way to get to children.
You know what I mean?
If you fucking open up a daycare, you're gonna get kids.
Well, look at who's the guy from Penn State.
Who's the coach from Penn State?
Sandusky.
Yeah, Sandusky.
Jerry Sandusky.
Oh, yeah, he would have like children...
Like summer camps and they're like, man, he would do an awful lot of these things.
Tell a lot of children, man.
A lot of kids, man.
Come here, kids.
I'll throw you around in the pool.
Yeah, they say there's like a correlation between him and Epstein and some other guys.
How about Dick Durbin will not release our Illinois fucking asshole senator fucking...
Will not release the Epstein list that he has that they do have.
The manifests and shit.
Yeah, and they're saying that...
Freedom of Information Act.
The other asshole, Gates, Gaines, whatever, build the computer guy.
Bill Gates.
Bill Gates, he's been there like...
37 times.
I sent you a meme the other day.
Yeah, I just sent you a meme about this the other day.
Yeah, yeah.
Did I kill Gates?
What a fucking...
Well, his wife broke up with him because of that.
I can see he's like, hmm...
He's just what it was creepy.
Oh, yeah.
Like Mr. Burns.
Fuck.
I mean, and this guy, and you know what?
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to Corona Beer because you guys, we got kicked off last week for a little while
and Larry had to do a morality test.
Yeah.
And he failed it.
Fuck.
And then they had to give him the...
But then they sent me a free case.
And then they had to give him the answers, basically.
The sent me a free case of beer.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, I had to answer seven questions for YouTube because they're such fucking...
Okay, Larry, let's keep it vague.
You know, because we got being...
But you know what?
Here's the thing.
I protested it and then they review it and then they say, if we review it and something
is...
Because they just said they thought something was said.
It's all AI.
So, the key word...
So, then they actually took a further look into it and it was okay.
They reviewed it and they released it.
And the sequence that probably triggered some...
Yeah, because you know what?
They said if we check this, you could protest this and we'll release it.
Yeah.
If it's okay, but if it's bad, we're gonna ding you for protesting.
This is what we should be protesting for as freedom of speech.
That's what we should be protesting for.
Not in the war that we have nothing to do with.
You know, come on.
They're taking our rights away slowly.
Slowly.
And you don't even realize it.
Not that slowly.
They're taking it pretty quickly.
No, they're slowly taking it.
Apple is the only place where we could say what the heck we want.
And soon they're gonna put the cabash on that.
In Canada...
You can't even say what you want in a crowd of people in the public.
Well, I'm talking...
But this is better than a crowd of people.
This gets out to more than a crowd of people.
But in Canada, they want to review your podcast and deem it rhetoric or any misinformation
or something to the extent that the Canadian government is...
Did you see what's going on in Ireland?
Don't quote me on this.
It's either Ireland or England.
Where they're like...
The cops can arrest you if they find information on your phone that can be offensive.
Like you haven't even done anything with it.
Tweets.
If you send tweets.
No, not even if you have information that can be turned into a tweet or a meme that can
be offensive.
You can be arrested just for having it on your phone.
Do you want to know something?
Listen, I just read that article.
3,400 and some people got arrested last year.
Oh, that was in England.
Yeah, in England.
Oh, yeah, yeah, because some guy was talking about how 2,000 people got arrested in Russia
for this stuff.
And they were like, oh, guess what?
We watched the same thing.
It was in our group chat.
I didn't see this.
And then...
In our other group chat.
For tweeting something.
Yeah, we'll send it to you.
We'll have to review him first.
I don't want nothing.
We'll review him.
You will get nothing and like it.
Get back to the field.
I don't want anything to be jacked off.
Let's play a game really quick.
It really is from every fucking group chat.
What kind of game we got today?
Today's guest erase of the case.
I love this.
I know, that's why I did it.
I did shitty last time.
I got the first one.
I thought I was on a roll.
I know, I like to dump you guys.
I know, well, that's a whole point of the game.
Larry did pretty well.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to guest erase of the case.
I like two contestants today as Larry Jones.
He's a small drink of water and likes to kiss dudes.
But he's powerful.
Good things come in small packages ladies.
Just don't bend over in front of them fellas.
And we have Kiki, the Polish princess, the Kielbasa queen, once known to do boys butts
three and six.
Wait a minute.
There are movies, porno movies.
He got invited back for number six.
You got to put that number in there.
It's like ages for a minute.
That's what you think of.
I'm just doing nasty porn.
It's different.
All right, let's start the game.
Women's stole Uber drivers.
Oh, remember, so these are just titles from the paper.
These are headlines.
Yes, the head, not titles.
The headline, the title, the title of the whatever.
I'm going to come over there and just kick you right in the chops.
Larry, you're going to take it.
All right, so women stole Uber drivers car because she was driving too slow on the way to the airport.
That's a white lady.
Yeah, I was just saying that was my first guess.
I'm just going to go with that on instinct because I said it.
Yeah, you know, I was thinking the same thing.
I'm going to go with white lady too because that sounds like a good thing.
So your final guess is?
White lady.
Larry?
Yeah, I'll go with that.
You're both wrong.
Her name was?
Nushana Afkami.
She was Indian.
And you know, that's surprising because not only do women drive terribly,
but Indian women fucking really drive fucking horrible.
She's 27, so she's a new bride.
Okay, she's not old school.
She's a hot rod.
Yeah, so she also grabbed the lady's phone and threw it out the window.
I want to meet this woman.
Yeah, I know.
She's a cutie patootie.
I bet.
But remember, you don't want to ask her to come back to your house and get stoned.
Because she'll throw your phone out the window.
No, because she thinks you're going to kill her.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's stoned.
No.
Why would you want to stoned me?
That's one way to make the date go really quick.
Yeah.
All right, number two.
Everything was really good, Mom.
And then the guy wanted to stone me all of a sudden.
That one threw me off.
I know.
See, I got you guys good on that one.
Yeah.
Definitely said like a white woman.
Because here's the thing.
What's the thing, Larry?
Normally, you know, the women don't seem to cause crimes.
Yeah, but like I said, she's a new breed.
She's usually the crimes.
Yeah, usually the crimes involve a curved fucking sword, is what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Indians, and that's not even Indians.
Well, this is American Indian, and she's not the feather either.
Yeah, she's not the, yeah, she's not the woohoo.
Yeah.
All right, so you both got that one wrong.
Miami teacher paid sixth grade student for explicit photos and touched the student in
class.
Wait, so that's a white lady.
The teacher paid the student?
Paid the student that was 13.
All right, the black chicks.
For photos.
Paying for photos.
You're saying black people are cheap?
I'm just saying they ain't paying for photos.
Insinuating?
They got game.
Take it up your alley.
They know how to manipulate little kids.
Yeah, that's definitely a white, it's gotta be a white chick.
Yeah.
Okay, so you want me to read the headline again?
Oh man.
It's in Miami too, so.
That gets them all worked up over there, man.
That's a white, because every time I see a case of a teacher fucking the students on
TV, it's a white bitch.
Well, I've seen a couple of black chicks, but typically it's.
All right, one more time.
Miami teacher paid sixth grade student, which is appalling.
I mean, that sentence, that one sentence right there.
Yeah, right.
So, you want to visit photos and also and touch the student in class.
This person can't keep their hands in themselves.
This is six fingers.
This sixth graders making money.
Yeah, I don't.
Well, all right, what's your guess?
Okay, I think it's a black guy.
I'm guessing it's from, uh, Dade County, Miami Dade County.
It's gotta be a white person.
You're both wrong.
Marie-Ciel Ruiz.
It's not a Cuban.
I was gonna say.
I said Miami.
I know.
I was like, but you did.
You did reiterate Miami.
Yeah, but you did.
But Cubans, they're like pretty good with money, I would think.
Because they never have any other black guys.
They like to fucking.
We already literally just said this.
Fuck kids.
Well, wait, wait, wait.
This is, but I thought it was a female teacher.
No, it was Marie-Ciel Ruiz.
No, it was a teacher.
It was a teacher.
Oh, I see.
I thought it was a female teacher.
No, no, no, I never said that.
I said Miami.
It's why they say female.
That gives it away.
I said that usually lately that teachers, you know, I'm watching,
I'm watching these with my wife and I'm like, damn,
not only is that teacher fucking good looking,
why didn't these fucking bitches fuck the kids when I went to school?
I would have fucking loved if they were fucking couple.
Because they were all being in each other.
Well, unless the kids were smart enough to do it.
Unless the kids were smart enough to keep it to themselves.
I mean, it's real hard to do.
It's hard to do.
It's almost impossible to do.
Text messaging and shit like that.
Yeah, that would almost be impossible.
And I mean, come on, you got to tell one kid,
you have to pussy brag.
Yeah, it's like pussy fucking powerful.
Especially you fucking banging the teacher, you got to say so.
It's like that.
What's that?
Adam Sandler moving to Donnie Burger.
He bangs the teacher.
Oh, oh.
The kids, the kids, the kids.
Billy Madison?
No, no, he has that.
I think it's something with Donnie Burger.
He has the kid that's got a new kid's tattoo on his back.
Never seen that.
Because the kid's like 10, he wanted a new kid's tattoo,
so he lets him get a new kid's tattoo.
Jesus.
But as he grows up, it's all stretched out.
Shit.
Dude, it's a pretty funny movie.
It sounds very weird, but I'm looking black.
No, yeah, but that's a kid has it.
Dude, it's a great movie.
I'll check it out.
Vanilla Ice is in it.
Oh, man.
It's Donnie Burger.
It's actually very funny.
All right.
Oh, yeah, and Susan Sarandon's daughter is the teacher.
She got cans too like her mom.
Oh, what do you think?
Oh, man, no.
That's why they gave her the job.
Did you see when she...
Does she suck dick like her mom did?
I'm sure.
All right.
That got a little creepy, but okay, Larry.
Why is that creepy?
Because we both just stopped for a second.
You didn't want her to suck your dick.
No, I want to see her tatas.
I would mind her seeing him while she's sucking my dick.
Honestly, I think you can look him up online.
She's a fucking old lady, man.
But listen, when she got canceled for saying anti-Semitic shit, people were posting videos
of her and her big boobs on Twitter, and her son asked people to stop doing that.
No, that's going to work.
Yeah, I know.
Come on.
They put fuel on the fire.
Seriously, people learn very...
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
So nice.
Okay, so...
People always like a nice rack, Jack.
Yeah, boobs, man.
We're attracted to them.
We sit down and we were dead in the calendar, bro.
Thanks.
Oh, is that gold?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, hey, did Dol Susan Saranen think...
There was a bunch of Hollywood idiots that were saying the same shit.
Now they all conjoined and wrote like an apology letter.
Oh, yeah, that was a while ago.
Oh, they wrote an apology letter.
All of them together.
All of them together wrote an apology letter.
We're sorry.
It's like...
We didn't know.
It's like, uh, Semitic, We Are the World.
Yeah.
That's what they should do.
They should make them sing like We Are the World.
We love those.
Oh, Larry, you have to change them.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, they should be fucking...
Why?
They thought that's where the wave...
The woke wave was going.
They didn't realize...
Right.
They should have realized Hollywood's the dumbest thing out there.
Yeah, it's the other thing, man.
It should be set on fire and pushed to the sea.
So serious.
Why would you even get all involved inside with one and genocide?
Either one of these people, Hellscience or fucking Jews, you don't even fucking know these...
It's like, hey, talk about Hamas.
You want to genocide somebody?
Hamas.
Get rid of them.
Yeah, when people start saying exterminate, that doesn't sit well in people's stomachs.
No.
You know, I mean, that's a hard pill to swallow.
You can't just be like, hey, we need to get rid of these people.
And then, because...
I just...
It's comical.
They write, they can join together.
We can write an apology letter.
Which they probably didn't even do.
They hired somebody to write that.
Right.
They just don't fucking...
I wonder if Saranda dipped their nips in pink and then just put two nips in.
That's what, you know, like they'd seal...
She's holding one with a smack in the air.
You know how they would seal the letters in the old days in England with the wax thing?
Yeah.
That's what they did with her tip.
The nipple.
That's just Saranda's nipple.
That's some sadist shit.
It's like, well, everybody knows her titties.
So it's like, oh, that's her titties.
That's her nipple.
Oh, wait.
Speaking of the big titties, did you ever see that video or that nasty bra that's like...
Oh, I used a dater.
She's eating Mexican food and a cockroach walks across the table.
She grabs her tip, smacks it, kills it, and then just finishes her meal.
That's like the lady with the smashing beard.
I didn't see that.
I think that might be the same lady.
I don't know if I dated that one.
Well, she's in the...
Yeah, there's a letter.
She would manhandle you.
You'd be just a mush of bones right now.
She'd take all three of us.
Yeah.
And not that she'd use the letters in the dildo.
I'm starting to get horny.
Come here, little guy.
Come here, little fellow.
You're coming with me.
I'm going to show you something.
She shaves his head.
One time to fuck this.
Just rubbing it on her.
I hope you can hold your breath.
I'm going to dip you in the syrup.
What was that, Larry?
How big is this bitch?
As big as you want her to be.
Oh, I did.
I mean, obviously, she could smash roaches with her titties.
How big you think she is.
Well, here, there's another video of her and her girlfriend.
She's another biggin.
They're eating McDonald's like hotcakes and sausage.
The one looks over to the other one.
It's like, oh, this is better than sex.
And she's like, holy shit.
I was just about to say that.
And they're dumping syrup all over her shit.
What is up with, you know what?
I will say that the internet has made people that should be
secluded in closets and cordoned off, you know,
like in a special area.
Like people that have gotten touched by Jesus, you know?
We're going to change camera.
No, don't change camera.
Don't fuck with Tony.
Larry, come on, man.
Don't do that, please.
Larry, come on, dude.
Rory Sutton, Rory Sutton.
I don't like that view.
I just want to show our technical abilities to the people
and fucking on the news.
Dude, don't tell, don't tell, give away my.
They can see you doing it.
It's off screen.
Look it.
When I go do it, my hand disappears.
You see that?
Look, it disappears.
All right.
So yeah, number three.
I'm gonna tangent today.
All right, so I'm O for O.
Yeah, you're both O for two.
I don't know why I thought that was a woman too.
I should have, I was thinking Cuban, the entire time too,
but I'm like, there's no way a Cuban woman's spending money.
Mother, they've never had money.
Wait a second.
Let's, okay, we're done with that one.
How much money you gotta spend?
All right, ready?
A little goes a long way.
That's what men do.
They spend money on shit.
I don't talk about that in a minute.
Mother pleads guilty to murdering her two-year-old twins.
Ha!
She's an Irish, Irish man.
Yeah, you could go any country, any nationality.
Mother pleads guilty to murdering her two-year-old twins T tasney.
T'si black.
You fuck her.
Tresa, T nisha Jones.
I screwed up with that because I was thinking about,
because literally he said, he said nationality and not a race.
So that's what I was thinking of when I said that,
because I was going to say something stupid.
He jumped on that pretty quickly.
I know, because I mean, Tania Campbell.
Yeah, I know, I said, all I heard is Tanisha or Tania.
Damn it, Larry.
You're a soup arse.
The Campbell soup arse.
That was quick, Larry.
That was good.
I know, Hire Woman asked her ex to go for it.
He couldn't even play along, too.
That's the problem.
I'm playing along.
No, you did.
You just canceled the whole thing.
And Ohio woman asked her ex to go for a walk,
then shot him in the testicle.
Oh, yeah.
Ohio woman.
And Ohio woman asked her ex to go for a walk,
then she shot him in the testicle.
She's got to be a white woman.
That's a white woman, because yeah, she's vicious.
She's going right for the balls.
She's like, I'm going to shoot this mother's-
And this is all allegedly said, too.
Allegedly.
And the guy said, well, allegedly, my nut
did get shot with a bullet.
Oh, maybe he get shot in the nuts.
No, I can't.
You hit the fucking bullet, man.
Oh, man.
And I mean, I should have read more of the story,
but I just got the headline.
Yeah, that's a good shot.
I mean, I don't know if that's a good shot or a bad shot.
She might have been going for the gut.
She wanted him to suffer.
No, she was going for the balls.
Yeah, that is.
She had.
They're not.
Yeah, they're not.
She was trying to fucking stick off.
She was fucking hitting on her.
All right.
It could have been a black dude, but a white chick,
a fat white chick.
Man, they are vicious, man.
Let me tell you, if they don't get McDonald's breakfast,
they are going to go on a tangent.
Yeah, right.
Especially.
They're going to show up in like Tweety Bird pajamas.
Yeah, especially.
Oh, yeah, right.
They're just climbing over the counter.
They got slippers on and just climbing over the counter.
With cats, too.
What are you, nuts?
They don't have the fight in them to fight or breathe.
They can barely breathe.
They fight to breathe.
Although fight for that McMurphy sandwich.
Also, how about that stupid McDonald's that just opened up?
People waited in line for four fucking hours.
Where?
The one in Balingbrook, the McCosmos or something.
Oh, is that to like the make?
Wait, is it actually?
It's an actual brick and mortar McDonald's,
but it's completely different than McDonald's.
But is it the same shit?
No, it's completely different shit.
You mean it's not hamburgers and chicken McDonald's?
It is, but they have they flair on shit.
I didn't look at the menu.
I looked at the drinks and shit.
It just is set up differently.
Yeah, but ketchup is blue.
I think they serve different shit, though.
That's the whole stick of it.
I've had beer.
I've had beer at a McDonald's in Germany just because I was able to.
Yeah.
And you know that Roy L. with cheese shit that he's like,
oh, and then the Amsterdam blah, blah, blah, Amsterdam.
What movie is that?
Amsterdam.
Well, yeah, if you know.
Hot fiction.
Oh, OK.
It's like that all over anywhere that doesn't have.
The mattresses.
Yeah, it's not just in Amsterdam.
Well, I mean, I have a McDonald's in different countries.
You can get some decent stuff or good stuff like quality stuff.
The food is a lot better than here.
I don't know if I've ever told you, man.
I was I got a small chocolate shake at this one place in this small town called Hell.
It was probably called Hell.
It was H-E-L-L-E in Germany.
And it was literally a Dixie cup.
Yeah, it was a normal size.
I'm talking small.
Yeah, it was real little like a Dixie cup when you were a kid with the jokes on there.
It's like a fucking thimble.
Like the fluoride.
And my buddy Matt was with me, you know, the drummer.
And he's like, dude, you want another one?
I mean, you know, because that's how you like, you know what?
I'm going to just stay with this because this is probably the healthy limit
that you should probably be eating.
They're giving us fucking gallons.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Do you ever when you go into Thornton, you see those people with the 64 ounce
car, man, master goal breakfast.
Yeah. Dude, the thing is like this fucking thing.
64 ounces of soda.
I used to work with the guy who would drink Mountain Dew Slurpees.
Oh, my God. And you have those for breakfast.
And I can go for one of them.
I mean, obviously, yeah, tweaker.
Well, his breakfast was fucking heaters and Mountain Dew.
Yeah, his baseball jersey said Diabetes on the.
Yeah. All right.
So what do you think the race is?
Team Diabetes.
Oh, wait, I'm seeing the latest shot him in the nuts.
Yeah, I think she's a white.
Yeah, it's either white or black, but I'm going white.
You're both right.
Tanya Nester, even though she has a black name.
Yeah, no, that's just it was probably a black.
She was a slave owner.
Oh, what's better, an owner or a trader?
For a trader or a slave trader.
Well, come on, Larry.
I mean, just going to add things to this conversation now that don't.
Yeah, dude, I will.
That's what I do.
That's why I'm here.
I had Larry the bit killer.
That's what you are.
I'm a bit killer, man. You are.
You don't know you fuck up delivery.
I mean, this guy's got the comeback.
You don't get the jokes.
You don't hear the jokes.
I don't get you right in the chat.
You're talking to me about.
One for three.
OK, one for three.
Thank you, Kiki.
That's how many guys he got off in the glory hole.
Needle.
I can use my feet, my hands, my mouth.
That's like five things, man.
I can put it on my next question.
You don't like the gay stuff.
It brings back memories.
Put the art.
Put up the glory hole.
It's a view in your uncle.
That fucking judge who admitted substance abuse problem
bullied campaign manager to recant testimony
about their drug use.
So a judge who admitted substance abuse or using drugs
bullied the camp, the campaign manager to recant his testimony
about their drug use.
Damn, that's a black dude.
That's a black judge.
I want to say too, but I'm going to just have to go something different just
because and I'm going to say what you want, Larry.
I'll tell me what the fuck you want.
Larry, I already know that I can do what I want.
If I just if I just break it down by percentage and who commits crimes.
I mean, it's probably a black guy.
The percentage is up there.
It's pretty. Your odds are pretty good.
But you're right.
But here's the thing.
And I'm not saying anything bad.
A lot of people use drugs and a lot of drugs.
Well, and if you're getting in trouble, you're going to bully somebody no
matter who you what race you are.
Yeah, this person is it wasn't an Irish guy.
I know, but he's building the camp but bullying the campaign manager.
I mean, he was a judge running for reelection.
He was a person running for a judge.
Not a he or she. It's a them right now.
I shouldn't have said he.
Well, he she is a he she.
Tits. I'm still guessing.
I'm still guessing black.
Very I'll go white.
Kiki's right.
I knew it.
And Juanetta Melissa Boyd.
And for kid black.
But I think that's the last one.
Oh, no, this one's good.
All right.
I like it. It better be.
This is what I want to do to Larry.
Oh, man. More gay shit.
Fuck. Exactly.
Man chokes, Termini,
ill, terminally ill wife to death in front of her family.
Oh, man.
Family. Wow.
Holy shit.
This is a crap.
She. Yeah.
I mean, we should just put all the race.
That's not really.
He's throwing.
I'm sure there's.
Yeah, I'm sure every race has got this.
That's a fucking method.
This sounds like a Muslim because that's a loud.
He says method, which isn't even a race.
OK, it should be.
I mean, yeah, it should be.
Riverside, definitely.
That should definitely be other or math.
I mean, yeah.
But holy.
Black, that's.
Oriental Caucasian.
You know, you got your choices.
I think my grandpa.
Irishman, Germanman.
Well, you know,
orient, you know what?
I could see an Asian or something like Japanese, like they like China.
Men, you shame the family.
Now your husband must.
You know, you. In front of family.
Not even this was.
This person was terminally ill.
So man chokes.
You're going to die anyway.
Now I kill you in front of her family.
I wonder if this was like, was this was this an arranged choking?
No, it was not.
I mean, she's German.
Spontaneous.
Well, she's terminally ill.
Oh, spontaneous.
How about this? It was out of love.
A spontaneous.
He was quoted.
That's what I say.
So it was kind of everybody was behind it.
No, no, they were expensive to put her down.
Obviously, they didn't live in Canada.
I was just going to say they're not in Canada because that shit they're like,
hey, so you have.
You have at it, which hey, I respect that man.
You don't want to live, man.
Hey, it's more population control.
Yeah, Canada.
I mean, come on.
Talk about population control.
They offer assisted suicide or you could kill yourself.
And they don't government doesn't have to intervene.
And you have to pay for it.
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
The capitalism and population.
If you call like a world economic.
If you call like life support.
Like it's what I used to tell my girl.
I'm about to commit suicide.
Well, we can help you with that.
First of all, come down to.
The guy has a minimal thing wrong with them.
I broke my toe.
Well, we could put a cast on it or would be quicker.
Or if you just go in this chamber here and you'll just take all like
real fix everything at once.
Drill bits and fucking saw blades and stuff.
It's just a blood splat and then water cleans it out and flushes.
I thought that's what that's, you know.
Oh, man, this is this is what oral sex was population control.
Huh?
Yeah.
Well, no, they push.
He goes they push the agenda and the transgender and all the shit.
So people are procreating any other way of population control.
Tell all these girls and I mean, seriously, it's for population control.
Or do it in the ass, do it in the ass.
Yeah, there you go, man.
Shit.
All right.
So what do you guys think?
Catholic virginity.
What is the race of the case?
Man, just choking somebody out.
I'm guessing to take a foreigner.
Yeah.
I'm a sign of her.
I mean, come on, that's very.
Yeah, but it's an Oriental.
No, I mean, you got to keep going with that.
All right, I'm going.
Yeah, I like it.
Well, I mean, earlier we had I think we're getting two Indians in this round.
Oh, yeah.
I could see it.
That would be you're right, dude.
It's an Indian.
I could see an Indian.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know, man.
Indian dudes, man, like some sort of kung fu or muscle powder or whatever.
You know, if they're neganches are tougher than them.
Well, that one, you're in your terminal.
L. Dude, when they're shitting in the same river, waving to their neighbor
that's taken a bath and the cows are in there.
Yeah.
That's going to say I'm taking a shit at the same time you brush your teeth
in the game.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, you want a weird fact real quick?
You know how what's the number one?
I think it's the number one country that what he called kills cows.
Well, it's not India.
It is India.
I because they're sacred out there, but for sale, they're not commerce.
Yeah, they want to do commerce and they sell a lot of me.
God, I don't know if it's the number one country, but I know they do.
So they can't do it.
You've been hanging out with Larry too long.
I just want to hear a fact.
But I'll be right.
I'm just making this up as we go along.
What are your effect that may not be true?
Yeah.
Welcome to another Pollock Corner.
Yeah.
I know they they have him's Pollock Corner.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
I know they kill them kill more cows that we did this way.
No, change it back.
Larry, I hate when you do that.
Man, don't tell me when the change is.
I don't do it.
I'm the producer.
It does it, but I'll come over there and slap the shit out of this bottle.
We do have like a little wrestling area.
You guys can wrestle.
We'll wrestle one of these days.
All right, you're going to guess the race or what?
I'm getting up.
I'm guessing Indian.
I'm guessing Larry.
What's your guess?
Yeah.
No, it's an Indian baby.
Dwayne McCullough, black.
Oh, that's a tough one.
I mean, I can see that.
Black honor killing.
I'm very happy.
I got what you get.
One.
Are you?
We got two.
I got two.
He wasn't like half black.
I got more and more than him and the one.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter because there's one for Isis.
Yeah, there is.
Slap to the chops.
That's what you're getting.
Oh, boy.
You get to choke.
Come over here and get it, you bitch.
Come here and get a choke.
So today.
Oh, shit.
I'm Larry's guitar showcase.
Oh.
We got the.
The Paisley Corritor.
I had this guitar when it was actually in mint condition.
Hey, was it a Tele?
Yes, it's a made in Japan Tele.
It's from like 1981.
And I had this guitar.
This was my only guitar for fucking 16 years.
Now, last time I couldn't talk when I showed it off.
And I'll show you where I wore all the paint off of this bitch.
No, you just like to see this.
This is the beginning of Larry's.
This used to be all.
You could see the paint chipping off.
See, now we should change the camera.
I know.
That would be.
He's up there talking.
He just checked.
He's talking to the camera.
Here's what it looked like in the back.
Here's the back of it.
Dude, I love Tele.
And I got this thing tuned to the Keith Richards five string
Keith Cord.
And he don't use the top.
It is fucking killer.
It's a very nice guitar.
I just want to show this.
Yes, they have these little replica guitars.
It's actually.
Larry, don't put it there.
You fucking mama Luke.
What are you doing?
I know you hear that isolate that.
I want that played on the engine.
He said, you're right.
He was right for a while, so that was my pink paisley
telecaster and I have seven or eight telecasters and we'll
show more of those in the future.
No shit.
Do you really?
Yeah.
That was a bad ass telling.
There's a rack of four of them right there.
Holy shit.
Four.
Like alien with four titties.
Yeah.
So and imagine that.
I mean, that's a thing.
You can have your hands full and your mouth full.
You can just laugh them around like the three stooges.
And I got another boat.
I got another cool thing, man.
This could be for the autistic corner.
This is a vintage.
Yes, this is a vintage.
That thing is.
It's the only time you get to switch the camera off
when you get on this thing.
This is a bottle opener from the Seoul 1988 Olympics
and it's still in the package.
And I know needles goes crazy when I open these things
because they're always sealed and then I always say,
fuck it.
Don't open it, Larry.
Don't do it.
Wait, you know what's kind of crazy?
It's so hard.
Wait, wait.
So wait.
Seoul, Korea has a cat on their bottle opener?
Yeah.
Why is that?
I mean, come on.
It's a tiger.
Here, check it out.
Well, that's the Olympic mascot.
Yes, it was the Olympic mascot.
I do not know the reason they go.
I mean, that thing looks like it's better to sell.
My godfather, my uncle, John, went to the Olympics.
Why the fuck would they even have this?
Oh, he did it?
He went there and that's what he brought back for me
because it was my godfather.
He went to the enemy's land.
That's Seoul.
Mine probably is a microphone in it.
Back in the 80s, my uncle, because he worked for Flying
Tigers.
Do you ever remember Flying Tigers?
I think FedEx bought them out.
Yeah, I do remember that.
They would go to Korea all the time
and that's where A2000's baseball gloves were made.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Oh, dude, that was a cream of the crop.
Oh, yeah, $10.
Yeah, we would bring all the time.
So you're getting baseball mitts for 10 bones.
Yeah.
And they'd sell for over $150, $200 sometimes.
Oh, they're bad at it.
You see this down here?
It's the stadium.
They don't make shit like that anymore.
Look at all the credit ship in that.
That is crazy.
Are these wearing the Olympic necklace?
Well, actually, you got to learn why.
Hey, wait.
I think it's a medal.
Larry, see what it was made.
That's pretty cool.
Look on the back.
There's absolutely no writing at all on the back.
This fucker's blank.
What a mystery.
But it has some shit on the bottom.
It's written in Korean.
Official marketing license of the games of the.
What a slap in the face to North Korea.
They have the Olympics.
What a time.
I was probably going to say they didn't bomb them.
Dude, you know like South Korea,
they have no natural resources.
Well, either it does England.
They don't, huh?
That's true too.
No, I mean, well, I think most of Korea has no problems.
This does not have a place of origin or manufacturer place.
And it says main stadium opener.
And he's wearing that little hat.
Oh, they're Honorable.
They're Honorable hats.
Feel a segue coming.
Yeah.
Well, China is just south of themselves.
And I'm sure some of these gongs and hats and shit
make it into Korea.
They're all fucking China.
I can't read the rest of it.
Chill together.
It doesn't say made by or what country.
No, it does not.
I'm sure this thing was made in China.
It was made in China.
Amazing that I still have that in the packages.
Yeah, I wonder what color.
It wasn't A-cho in Mexico.
That's for sure.
No, no, not H-cho in Mexico.
So think about that.
They had to get the materials.
They have to make all that stuff in a country that, like you
said, that has no natural resources.
And I think this would be an S, like this shape behind it
for a soul.
Yeah, you know what?
I just noticed that.
That looks about right.
And what's weird too is it almost looks like you can fuck up
and use this part accidentally as the camera.
Yeah, right?
It's like a belt.
It goes on your belt almost.
I can see some.
Yeah, I can see some double American.
It does. It looks like a belt loop.
Yeah, you know, like you hold a knife loop on it.
That is, yeah.
So back in the 80s?
Yeah, that is an S behind it.
Pretty cool, right?
That is pretty cool.
It's very cool.
So that's your job, man.
The cat, is it holding up a peace sign or is it?
It's doing devil hands.
I don't know what he's doing, but he's definitely a tiger.
It almost looks like if I was Kellogg's,
I would sue those mother fuckers to say.
It looks like Tony the Tiger with a Chinese hat on.
Yes, what are you doing?
This isn't Tony working in the rice fields.
Right.
I mean, it really is.
No, I mean, honestly.
It could have looked more like Tony the Tiger.
That's Tony the Tiger.
And it has some semblance.
I mean, I thought maybe they'd give him.
It looks like his twin brother, Timmy.
They didn't give him slanty eyes or anything like that.
Tiki the Tiger.
Rony the Tiger.
Very good worker.
He worked for you all day long.
Here we go.
You know, I have the downfall.
He would not even take lunch break.
Tony worked all through lunch.
Oh, yeah, because you force him.
I mean, there is no lunch.
He would crack and he'd fall.
I think Tony the Tiger's eating the workers.
If he's a tiger, did you ever see like India?
If they don't work good enough, they feed them to the animals?
Well, I think the animals just, they know when to come feed.
When everybody's walking out from work, they're tired.
The tigers are hungry.
It's dinner time.
How many people are in China?
Fucking billion?
Well, supposedly China's overestimated their population.
Well, now, especially with that one child policy,
fuck them in the ass.
And they genocide him like crazy.
Oh, yeah, they have no problem putting their own people in camps
still when people think that.
And the U.S. is so bad.
They have Muslim camps out there also.
They're still doing slave trading there.
Summer camps.
That's what you want to call it.
Cubs, scouts.
That's not one summer camp.
I don't want to.
Yeah, I know.
It sounds like you're shooting arrows and fucking canoeing.
You're making a little abstract ceramics.
These guys are cracking rocks and making fucking iPhones.
They got little fingers and little hands,
so that's what makes them very advantageous.
Why wouldn't you?
Oh, you want another one?
I'm all right right now.
All right, man.
I can't wait a minute.
But thank you.
Slaming them.
How about Frank?
He's going, you need one?
I'm like, no.
You need one?
No.
You need one?
No.
I mean, it's motherfucker.
And then the second episode, he's like this,
we're passing beers and joints over his head.
You're like, resting your arm about it.
Hey, speaking about that, yeah.
Shit, what are you going to talk about?
I had something else I wanted to talk about.
Give me one second, fellas.
Shit.
No, I'm not going to give you one second.
Well, then give me the joint at least, then.
You talking about that hemorrhoid you're bitching about?
Oh, man, you ever had a hemorrhoid?
Come here.
I have not.
Fuck, man.
The only hemorrhoid I ever had was needles.
Oh, sorry.
That was so predictable.
You're so predictable.
Let me tell you.
Dude, I remember an old girlfriend had a hemorrhoid,
and she was freaked out.
And you licked it and popped it.
I tried to.
And it fucking bloodied up in her face.
No, the doctor told her it was herpes.
Oh.
And then she, like, she left.
Yeah, I'm like, then she showed me.
And you told her, who's fucking in the ass, man?
I'm like, sweetie, that's a hemorrhoid.
Because women get hemorrhoids, because they're always
forcing shit out.
They're trying to take quick shifts.
Maybe they usually eat.
Well, hemorrhoids, yeah.
So they get, or they have more big babies.
No, no.
Well, now they're always trying to shit fast, forcing it out.
Yeah.
But it's, I'm like, I don't know what doctor you're going to.
And why do they want to shit fast?
Well, because it's women, men think that women's
shitting, unless you're into it, is something that is off-putting.
Maybe they don't like to linger in their own state.
Isn't that why they make glass tables?
Yeah, if you like that.
That's what I said.
If you like it, then, yeah.
You get a crystal ship if you want.
Ha, ha, ha.
But there's nothing wrong with that either.
No, listen, man, we don't, we're not pregnant.
Nothing right with it either.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't condone anything you do as long as it's in your own.
As long as you do it in needle's mouth.
No, I'm not into that stuff.
We already talked about it.
Oh, I don't.
Don't lie.
I'm not into skits.
I'm talking about it.
No, that's the one thing I couldn't get into.
No, not at all, man.
Excrement?
Ew.
I mean, even the word is fucking horrendous.
All right, so hijacked Israeli ship
becomes selfie hotspot as I ran back rebels invite influencers
to party on board.
Jesus, what the fuck?
Isn't that a statement?
That is fucking crazy, man.
That's just fucking stupid.
The visitors take selfies and dance.
They smoke hookah and hang with social media influencers
sitting on the sunbathe ship deck in full view of the Red
Sea laid out in front of them.
And then they get raped and murdered.
Nice.
No, no, no, these are the fun part.
These are what do you call it?
So it's a hijacked Israeli ship.
Yeah.
So this is like Hamas or whoever.
Exactly.
But then they get raped and murdered.
Yeah, I mean, who knows.
Yeah.
So one time, check this out.
Here's a real story.
One time on Land's Down Street.
Because the rest of them are fake.
Yeah, we were playing in Bill's.
Deep in a liar.
Shut the fuck up.
Will you shut your mouth?
We're playing this place called Bill's Bar on Land's Down
Street in Boston right across the street from Fenley Park.
And there's this black guy.
After all the bars closed, and everybody
was just loading into the stadium.
And they had like a side door open.
And come on in.
Do you do in my Boston stadium?
Yeah.
And yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the big green.
Yeah, yeah.
And just go in there and party balls, dude.
And I was like, wow, what the fuck is going on?
And I was with my band.
Everyone's like, I don't fuck, man.
This is wild.
And in this black.
Somebody broke into this.
Come on in.
And tons of people were just loading in there.
And I don't know if you've ever been to this area.
But at this time of night, and weekends, because it's
a lot of college kids.
The bars let out.
They can't even fucking.
There's no cars or anything, because the streets are just
wall to wall people.
It's almost like Mardi Gras.
Not quite as crazy, obviously.
But a lot of kids at a rush point.
Or there's a shit ton of colleges in that area there.
So yeah.
A shit ton.
It's a madhouse.
But here's another dumb thing I did.
You ready for this fucking story?
This is the greatest.
I'm just saying.
They hijacked.
They hijacked the broken stadium.
Oh, they broke the dead stadium.
Yeah.
They kicked out.
Did you go in?
Yeah.
Did you get kicked out?
No.
So how long did you stay there?
I would stay there about 45 minutes an hour.
And I was like, this is crazy.
It was mostly.
And nobody intervened with this.
No caps, no nothing.
I don't even know how they fucking.
What did you do?
Were you on the field?
No.
It was milling around in the fucking.
In the vestibule.
That is wild.
Stands and shit.
And that's fucking.
It was weird.
That's crazy.
No security, though.
That's weird.
No security.
The place wasn't even open.
There wasn't even a game going out.
Yeah, probably back in the day.
And it was probably approximately 2002, 2003.
That's not that long.
I'm enjoying it.
It was after 9-11, though.
It was after 9-11.
But here's what I did.
So far after 9-11 that it was three days ago.
One morning, remember the other morning when it was super fucking
cold and the window was covered with ice?
So I start the car and I go out there and I think I'm going to
take off and it's too thick and I can't see.
And I'm like, oh fuck.
So I just leave it running and I go back in the house.
And then a little while later I look out the window and the car's
not in the driveway.
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Someone stole my car.
And we shit-bag steel that thing.
I know.
Nothing's been ran into everything that you know when it's
put in a parking lot.
Bollards, curbs, a fucking trash can.
So he steals it and they get it.
Mary drives that thing like she stole it.
She don't give a fuck, man.
There was just like a dent one day.
I don't know.
What do you have?
You don't know.
They're fucking dents inside of a basketball.
And I'm like, shit, man, where the fuck is the car?
And I'm like, the car's not in the driveway.
And I look and it's in the neighbor's ditch across the street.
I feel the car.
I got out and come out, Larry.
It was so stoned that I just fucking jumped out of the car
and shut the door.
And I'm like, man, it's cold out.
And I ran into the house.
Let's go to reverse.
Yeah, because he was going to leave.
But the windows were still too foggy.
Right.
So then I jumped out of the car and didn't even
put it back in park.
Was it still going when the tire was still
going when you got there?
No, it was just in the ditch.
And it's a front wheel drive because I would have tore his
one up.
And it's my neighbor Bob across the street.
Oh, it was all the way past the street into the yard.
Yeah.
Oh, Larry.
If we didn't have the ditch, it would have fucking
went into his house.
Yeah.
See, that's where you need a camera in your house.
I know.
You want your funny story now.
That's good.
And I told Mary and she's like, oh, if I would have done that,
I would have just never let up on her.
And I'm like, I know you're right.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, yeah.
You wouldn't fucking chew to hated you for months for you
ragging on.
Now you want to hear a funny story.
When I lived down the street, I had a Mustang and it was stick.
And I fucking parked it on my hill.
Or because the driveway was pretty high up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And I just ran inside.
I didn't put the parking brake on.
It popped out of gear and went into the neighbor's garage.
And the corner of the garage on the left hand side
was made out of brick.
And it went all the way down and smashed through the garage
and smashed through the brick.
Oh, fuck.
OK, you want to hear what I did once?
So I know what that feeling is like.
Like, you come out and you're like, where the fuck's my car?
And then I look over and it's in the neighbor's garage.
OK, I probably should.
That's fucked up and popped out of gear.
I probably shouldn't say this because it was
a statute of limitations has to do with me.
Oh, man.
So I come.
I'm supposed to listen.
I'm supposed to do I'm doing hardwood floors.
I'm supposed to do an install job at these rich people's
house in Bloomingdale, kind of where it's a bucket list.
And I'm fucking it's it's a winter time.
It's it's real snowy and icy and cold out.
I like when it's going.
People's driveway real hot.
And I can't stop.
I smash into the house.
Did you just back out and get the fuck out of there?
And it was funny because this was one of the days
that the people is the job he's working at.
So people weren't home.
Oh, the boss gave me the key and I was going to let myself in
and start the job.
So I smashed into the house really hard and they have like these
archways, a triple thing in their garage.
And I totally just take one of them out.
And my car is, of course, fucked up.
And so I fucking look around and it's nice and cold out.
So there's no neighbors out.
Nobody's out.
And I fucking take off and I just go back home.
I can't make it.
I don't let anybody realize that the only guy who's
so slow didn't show up that day.
I jump back in bed and my mom's like, what's going on?
You know, I still live in my mom's house.
I was a teenager.
Yeah, you see his hair comes.
I got the shits.
I'm like, don't worry.
You know, I told her what I did.
And she's like, oh my God.
And I said, I just go along with me here.
So then my boss calls me.
My boss calls me.
He's like, hey, man.
Did you go to the job site today?
And now, you know, I'm known for being a fuck up and
snow over sleeping and missing jobs.
Yeah.
So it was really easy for me to say.
It's what played out to your vanity.
I said, oh, fuck, man.
I'm still a man.
I didn't even make it there.
And she's like, oh, well, I'm kind of glad this time
because they said someone smashed into their house.
And I'm like, oh, wow.
And I acted like I didn't know anything about it.
Until you show it to work the next day.
So then listen, a couple days later, the boss is I would work
on the crew with the boss's husband, this guy, Kenny,
who's a real fucking moron.
He couldn't even read.
I'm following the use of dummy.
And he looks in my car.
And he's like, hey, man.
He's trying to work.
He goes, what else am I going to do?
I mean.
And we used to park at that shopping
that shopping center were.
I mean, he just implicates himself.
Because our cars were such beaters that the neighbors
started complaining that they parked the boss's driveway
during the day because we would go to the house
and jump in the van.
Well, you have massive front end damage.
Right.
Still in bricks after.
Because I just hit a brick wall.
Because he had light about it.
And I'm like, oh, wow, man.
What happened to my car?
Oh, I didn't even notice that.
I wonder what happened.
And he's like, huh, he doesn't even put two and two together.
And I'm like, holy shit, this guy's an idiot.
And it matches the damage.
Yeah, exactly.
Two idiots make a right.
That's what it is.
I mean, he's doing a lot.
I mean, it's one dummy drives off.
Another dummy looks at it.
That's a great story.
When Menards were stolen.
That's a great story.
But when Menards' store just was a store run.
He goes, hey, there's this new hardware store called Menards.
Let's go check it out.
We got a little time before this job.
And I'm like, OK, there's one right in this neighborhood.
I don't know where we were.
Far away somewhere.
Palatine or some shit.
And we pull in the fucking parking lot.
And we're in front of the Menards.
And there's the store with the giant letters, Menards, giant.
You know how those signs looked.
Oh, yeah.
And he's like, is this the place?
And I'm like, holy fuck.
That's when I realized this motherfucker can't read.
He cannot read.
He didn't know.
He didn't know if this was it.
This was Menards.
And it says fucking, you know, I mean, Menards, it's not like that hard a word.
You could probably get away with it back then more than you could now.
He was a fucking chuch.
So he couldn't put together that my car was damaged and that the house was damaged.
And I was supposed to do the fucking work.
The day after.
Yeah, he's so dumb.
I mean, that's how smart this guy is.
He just drives right there.
Oh, that's class.
And like Cheech and Chong just smoke coming out the windows.
Yeah.
And I knew that I was going to get the house.
Dude, you had to be coming in.
Dude, into a driveway.
He was just all of a sudden really icy and like, oh, shit, my car just.
All of a sudden.
He's like, it's been snowing all night.
All of a sudden it was real icy when I pulled into the driveway.
Well, no, that's the thing.
It wasn't snowing.
It was just one of them fucking cold days.
It had been snowing, but everyone's driveway was shoveled off by that.
It was that black ice.
Yeah.
It was really slick.
Yeah.
It was funny because I slammed that house, dude.
That black ass, the black guys will get you.
That black ass will get you, too.
Oh, man.
That's very funny.
What's happening at the end?
That is a good story.
Yeah, we're about at that time.
You know, we got to do one thing, though.
We didn't do.
The Kiki hit it.
Oh, that's a little hard.
There.
Very nice.
Watch a cookie eat 500.
That was a nice hit, man.
I feel like he's got like post-its on there.
I know.
You got to remember.
Last week he got so stoned and so fucked up that he read like three in a row.
He's like, this where are we left off?
Because he didn't even mark it.
So who knows if this is the right one.
I know where we are.
Okay, let's see.
This one is funny.
It's not really a fortune.
It almost seems like something Confucius would say.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
Confucius said it.
I mean, that is pretty good.
Yeah, hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
That goes with the climate of society right now.
Yeah, like Krav Maga.
You do want to hope.
What's that?
Krav Maga.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
You know, hopefully you could talk your way out, but you might have to rip the guy's eyeballs off.
Yeah, that's a life lesson.
Well, it goes for anything, right?
Yeah.
If you have a fucking shit ass attitude and you think everything is going to be bad, it's going to be sort of karmic also.
I mean, you have to believe in some things and yourself.
Yeah, that is good.
But you want to prepare for anything.
Like I said, the climate of what's going on right now.
It's going to be third world citizens soon.
People are just going to take us over.
It's a pretty good one.
Yeah, it was very good.
It was good.
I mean, it's inspiring.
We'll hit this one more time just so I can say.
Molten Cookie 500. Get your rickshaw on the circle.
Very on-board.
Oh, shit.
So that was that.
And that was a pretty good fucking episode, boys.
I have a list.
Where's my...
Are you thank you list?
Yeah, man.
I'd like to thank God.
You don't know that shit by heart, by now?
Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, my nephew Alex, my brother Nick.
Jeff, Stoney.
No shirt, Nick.
I already said him.
No shirt, Nick.
Yeah, we're sure.
That was a good dog.
Because I didn't...
I just said my brother Nick.
Chris.
You're right. No shirt, Nick.
Chris.
Mr. Rex.
Yeah.
Ross.
Yeah.
Matthew.
Yeah, I mean, you're still gay.
You javill.
Oh, man.
Davey.
Wait a second.
Did he get those rupees we sent him?
I hope because I know he's been having a tough time in that Indian.
I know.
I hope you really get...
I think he meant rupees.
I mean, he's learned how to play High-Li.
But that's pretty good though.
I really respect that.
High-Li.
And I don't know what else do they do in there.
What do they do in an Indian prison?
Oh, what's that game?
We have the ball and you throw it.
You have to hit the sticks?
Oh, cricket.
Cricket.
Yeah, they hit the cricket.
Cricket's huge.
Yeah, okay.
So hopefully we'll send you money for a new cricket paddle.
Some jail yard cricket.
Yeah.
It's fun.
That's really nice fun.
Yeah, we'll send you more rupees.
Remember when Ricky was mad that he was getting out of jail because he was in the hockey fucking
tournament in jail?
He was gonna get back in.
They wouldn't let him play.
Yeah, he's like, what do you mean I'm getting out today?
And he's like, I don't want to fucking get out.
And he's like, tomorrow's pizza night.
Ha ha.
She'll like that.
You're gonna go have pizza now if you want.
He's like, the food sucks in home.
My wife can't cook.
Oh, that's funny.
So, Javel.
David at Starbucks.
Dave from the Gung.
Davey from the Gung.
Camille at Starbucks.
Big Joe.
All the kids at Starbucks.
Yeah, my dad, Big Joe.
Sherry, Jay.
Yeah, my cousin Richie.
Tiffany, right?
Yeah, it's Tiffany Woodcock.
Haley and Harmony.
What's your name again?
Surgery.
Sherry, we said Sherry.
I'm gonna say Virginia too, even though I know she's way too pure and we're too vulgar for her.
But I love Virginia too.
We're all children of God, Larry.
Yeah, I know.
Get right with God.
Let me get joined before we go.
Virginia, or Sherry, usually takes me and Mary to those, I'm looking for a lighter.
To those religious movies.
What religious movies?
What are we talking about here?
You know, like, you know these...
The Passion of the Christ?
Not that one, but like the newer stuff that's out.
Like the last one we saw was this one called Switch.
And the one we saw before that was the one where we were sawing a freedom or sawing a freedom.
By the way...
So we're not really religious.
Well, I know.
Okay, then why would you say that?
Now you just lied.
Because you're just a liar.
You're just a liar.
I'm not a liar.
You just lied right in front of us.
You made it those angel studios, the people that make the shows and the TV show?
Never seen it.
Oh, okay.
Well, it's about Jesus Moron.
Why would you call me a moron?
I said I never seen it.
Is it the wire movies?
The daily wire movies or something?
No, it's angel studios and they make like...
Movies about religion, about God.
It doesn't sound like it at all.
You said they weren't about God though.
You just said that.
No, well it kind of is though in a way too.
This movie was, The Devil was fucking switching people's lives and it showed how there was
many timelines and it was really fucked up and it was scary.
Excuse me.
You know, it was not per se God, but it had a message to it.
Well, I had to do it for a little bit.
And then the other one was not per se God, but it was saving kids from getting ass raped.
Whoa, jeez man.
I don't know if you could be saying that stuff Larry.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know how to say it.
We just talked about how Corona almost got us canceled.
Yeah, no, that's good.
That is good though.
I mean, we gotta...
People need to get the word out.
I mean, come on, we just talked about Dick Durbin in the manifest.
You gotta let this stuff out.
Yeah, Dick Durbin.
I mean, come on.
You can't...
I mean, I'm speaking of it incidentally and shit.
Dude, watch anything Whitney Webb does is fantastic.
She was talking about, I believe it was her, they were talking about how Disney would
take tours like what their cruise is with kids and bring them to Epstein Island.
Yeah, I saw that.
Get the fuck out of here.
And I guarantee some of those kids aren't getting back on the ship.
Oh, Epstein Island, that was in Florida, right?
That was close by, yeah.
Oh, no, Epstein Island, Little St. James.
It was like in the Bahamas or some shit.
But that's in...
It's right there, it's in the vicinity.
That's where they all flew to.
Yeah.
But cruise ships would stop there all the time.
Now, you know that Biden has an island right there too.
All I know is any place that's got a huge like synagogue or effigy or some sort of,
I mean, that thing where he prayed in or whatever that temple was, that's the first indication
that something's arrived.
Yeah, it was a picture of the building.
Do you think?
Yeah, I know this.
I'm not saying anything.
There's only shit.
So after you do your duty, you know, you can go pray and forgive your sins.
Well, Jones was talking about this shit 10, 15 years ago.
Oh, yeah, even longer than that.
You know, he brought it up to other people and they scoffed at him like he was a fucking
lunatic.
Well, and part of the reason is because they're all pedophiles themselves.
Well, they all adhere to some sort of master and that master tells them to do what they
are supposed to do.
It's not master blaster.
No, I mean, it's not master nice either.
It's all heinous stuff.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
And they all have a proclivity.
They all find each other.
They're all put...
And they don't even find each other.
I always had this illusion that it's like grand illusion that these people just found each
other.
They are all put together.
Yeah.
It's like a big puzzle.
Well, they're kind of forced into shit, too.
It's like, you want this, you want that.
All right, you have to be into this club.
Well, at one time they were pure and then tyrannical shit made them turn.
That's my phone.
Oh, I thought it was like a cat.
No.
Give me some food when those randoms outside or something.
But it always turns into tyrannical shit.
Oh, yeah.
You know, everybody can be bought.
Everybody can be sold.
Anybody is, you know, I mean, I was looking at the.
Shit about the WHO and the World Economic Forum and these people, they take donations
from these companies, so they have to sway towards their.
Oh, yeah, man.
They want to go.
It's terrible.
It's very terrible.
And that's the same thing.
It's how these politicians do and everybody else.
And it's ridiculous.
And then after they fuck everything else all up, they get jobs in these big companies.
And then they're friends with all the other guys that are still politicians.
Well, I wish I really, really get corrupted.
It gets worse and worse.
What's the same thing with the banking industry?
You're a CEO of a bank.
The bank fails.
Then all of a sudden you go to the Fed or you go to part of the government that approves
shit for the bankers.
And then you have to earn your way back in to be in a CEO.
Like the Sackler family.
They had a guy who worked for the FDA that wrote all these rules.
That wrote all the rules.
Well, they paid them all, yeah, they paid us.
Well, he quit and then started working for them.
Oh, yeah.
So he knew all the laws and he knew how to circumvent them because he wrote them all.
Yeah.
That's all they do.
It's all fucking money.
It's all power.
Everybody thinks it's this person or that person.
Well, when they throw money in.
He's a collective of people that are unseeing.
When they throw money in, they're hot ass at you.
I mean, it's kind of tough.
Well, honeypots.
I mean, come on.
No man can, I mean, if you're a dwarf and they throw a 10 at you.
Yeah.
Well, a multiple 10s.
You won't.
Yeah.
It's like, oh man.
Speaking of dwarfs, how about we're going to see some middle.
I said dwarf, but not dwarf, but I know you said dwarf, but how about dwarfs?
Yeah.
Tomorrow we're going to see.
We're going to go see midget wrestling tomorrow.
It's going to be amazing.
We got ringside seats.
We got $55 seats.
From the front.
Somehow it'll dive far.
I don't know how that happened.
We got a meet and greet.
Yeah.
That's why.
Oh, yeah.
I told you about that.
I want to sit on my neck like master plan.
I want to have one of them hot looking little midgets go up on me.
I hope there's some.
We'll nugget.
Like the one that works.
You know, at the place in town.
What place in town?
Remember our very first episode?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The local dining.
She was cute.
Now she was actually cute.
The best part was I was able to make fun of my wife because she was only like a half
inch taller than this midget.
I'm like, are you sure you're not a midget?
Yeah.
She's like, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh, you got to make her.
I said no, yeah.
We might have to.
What's that meme where a guy goes into like, I don't know if it's a Friday's or some coffee
bar and there's a sign that says completely different things.
Yeah, well, no, but it's a restaurant, but people are working there and there's a sign
that says, be patient.
We are short staffed and the guy veers over and it's a little person and the girl like
looks at him and he's like, you know, they decided her and it was hilarious.
She like tell you, I love her.
She's like, I'm a big fan of the little person community.
I really am.
How can you not be?
Well, they don't want some mythical creatures that only are here to cause chaos.
Yeah, but you're famous on wrestling and you fucking find out tomorrow.
It's like a cat.
He called excited to me.
He probably never corner a midget.
Little fellas got some weird.
I don't think what is how I knew you were into it.
I'm like, dude, 55 fucking dollars to see these.
You're like, Beleri, it's ringside.
I'm like, oh my God.
Because they're going to fight right in front of us.
If you watch the videos, they fight outside the ring.
And there's like breaking chairs and there's like 10 of us going.
Yeah.
So it's going to have a crew.
It's going to be interesting.
Yeah.
It's going to be funny.
And it's going to be the bouncers.
No, I'm sure they're going to have a lot of security there.
No, I'm saying for our fucking 10.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's going to be some shit going on.
Security.
It's going to be a good time.
I'm looking forward to it.
You two going then and coming.
I got to fix Roller's plumbing too before we leave.
Oh, man.
Is that a euphemism?
I'm not a wifey doing it.
Is that a euphemism or something else?
The bathroom plumbing.
Yeah, even worse.
I mean, you have to fix the cobbles.
Oh, Christ.
All right, you want to close this bitch out?
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to get better.
Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, everybody.
Have a great evening.
All right, fuck that out.
Hang on, everybody.
Don't have that great evening just yet.
No, I'm kidding.
All right, have a great evening, everybody.
Peace.