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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Larry and Needles.

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And the Needle.

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Larry and Needle.

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And the Needle.

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Show.

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I want to get that joint from Larry, buddy.

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How's it going?

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Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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I'm Frank.

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We got Frankie the beard.

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Frankie the beard's joining us tonight.

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How you doing, Frankie?

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Hey, pretty good.

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That's awesome.

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I want to start off the bat by saying, you know, we didn't really do a Thanksgiving episode.

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No.

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I just want to say that I am very grateful.

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Yes.

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And I am very blessed.

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And I love doing this with my boys.

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And thank you everybody for listening.

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Like, follow, subscribe.

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And any of our platforms, Apple, Leave a Review.

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And YouTube.

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We got our own YouTube page at Larry and Needle show.

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Yeah.

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So please check us out.

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But all I want to say is thanks everybody for listening.

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All our friends and family.

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And you really mean a lot to us.

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Yeah.

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And it's really not bullshit.

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We really do appreciate it.

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It is fucking great.

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I mean, we, this really is a ramshackle operation.

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I mean, we really don't have any good opinions, any bad opinions.

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We really don't know what the hell we're talking about.

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We usually smoke too much weed and drink too much, too much Ambs.

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So, I mean, you don't really know what we're going to say.

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You don't.

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But I do have a hate mail that someone sent us directly to our Twitter, which, um,

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our Twitter was shut down for a little bit because someone reported us as being racist.

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Something.

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Which I shall not or can sort deny.

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I don't know if they didn't say why.

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They just made me jump through a few hoops to get it going.

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Yes.

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They didn't tell me exactly why.

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Well, this comment is the one that got us.

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You think so?

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Yeah.

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I know so.

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Okay.

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Well, I think it is canceled.

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But I mean, it says on our, if you look at our Twitter, it says, like, no, we're not

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making money off of this.

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We're not going to bow down to the men, to the man.

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We were going to keep doing this for free.

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We might bow down to the men, but not the men.

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Yeah.

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Even multiple men.

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That's what Larry likes.

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That's why he's got two hands and two feet.

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That's all right though.

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So, um,

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A dick for each foot.

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Excuse me.

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Sorry, Amry.

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Kicking the dick with each foot.

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Kicking the dick with each foot.

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Is that what you're into now?

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No.

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No.

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Kicking the dick.

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Just one.

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I would expect you to be more of a multi-hand guy like you're fucking downhill.

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So, Kari, yeah.

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About what?

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You were talking about.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, no, I was just saying that about what?

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About our Twitter getting canceled?

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, somebody said something because, um, you know what?

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I might as well just start off the bat with that.

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Um, let's get the hate mail going.

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This person says, okay, so this was a DM.

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No, you see that thing.

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Oh, sorry.

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This was a DM sent to our Twitter.

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Thank you, sir.

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See, when you're in the middle, you could double bump all day, but I don't do that.

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You can't.

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Basically, it starts off that saying, I have reported this podcast and Twitter, excuse

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me, what is this called?

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What is that called?

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Like our Twitter page for racism, which we don't say anything bad on our Twitter page.

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No, we don't.

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I mean, we try to crack jokes.

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We're not comedians.

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We're barely podcasters.

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We're not a fan.

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We're not a, what are those people called, broadcasters?

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No, I'd say we get into the point, man, that we got over 75 or so shows.

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Yeah, we do.

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I mean, we're probably becoming podcasters.

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We're consistent, right?

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I mean, it takes 10,000 hours to become a professional at anything they say.

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So, oh, anyways, you're like, okay.

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So basically this person is saying, I'm not going to, I don't want to use pronouns here.

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So we'll just keep it neutral.

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Well, that, that should be racist.

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What's that?

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Pronouns.

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I mean, I don't know if it's a pronoun racist.

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I'm not saying that.

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How you want to be.

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No, but.

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I mean, you just, I mean, shit bag would be pretty bad, you know, if you call someone

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a bitch.

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The way things are now, the way we accommodate people.

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Oh, well, I mean, the climate of what things are going on is, it's appalling, right?

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Quite.

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I mean, the things that we condone as a society.

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We're not even in reality.

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Well, we are in reality.

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I don't know if this is, I mean, it's seriously, the way that things are going, you're really,

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I really come to believe that we're in a simulation more and more each day.

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Like they just really put the fucking screws to us to see how much we'll take.

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They've locked us up for COVID, like lemmings.

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I mean, the World Economic Forum and who.

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And we all just went along with it.

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Well, and who is fucking.

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And who is fucking.

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No way we complied with the mask and all the vaccines.

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I didn't comply with any of that shit.

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I didn't either.

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I don't never wore a mask.

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But the way, like, it's almost like you were like.

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I worked all the time.

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I worked all the time.

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I was ashamed being Americans that said, oh yeah, and they bowed to that.

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They bowed to me.

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Well, the thing is, is that the government implements control on us and we just freely,

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freely give it away.

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Like they collect, we were talking about this.

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They threw it out there and we fucking ran with it.

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And everybody bit with, well, the whole thing is when the government shuts you down, you

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really have no choice, especially, you know, if you work in an office or a restaurant

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and you're just a normal person, you can't, you have to comply.

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And then they were doing, they were implementing fines on companies that were, had people that

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were non-vaccinated.

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So if you didn't tell your employers, or employees to get vaccinated, we have to let

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you go, which is communism and fascism.

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Oh, absolutely.

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It's most extreme.

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I mean.

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So Mary was getting something done in the hospital, some procedure.

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I forgot what it was.

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Like some cyst behind her knee or something.

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And it was just a simple thing where they drew it out with a needle and that was it.

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Now I was going to pick her up and the lady at the fucking front desk is like, you have

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to have a mask on her and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

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Fuck off.

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And I'm like, you work at a hospital.

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You should know better than that.

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And she's, I'm like, you're going to make me put this maid in China motherfucker on my

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fucking face.

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And I started going off on this bitch.

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That doesn't make you look like a psychopath.

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One second from the security guard.

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And I just, and that's, I finally just give me the mask and I, well, yeah, I took it like

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this and then I threw it on the ground and walked right past her.

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But the problem is, is that they shame you.

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They weaponize.

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Yeah, but I fucking went off on this.

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Weaponized shame.

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That's a, you'd be standing.

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If you were in line, I wouldn't wear a mask and they literally, there were businesses

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that turned me away that I don't frequent now because of that.

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A gas station.

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I walk in, put a mask on.

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It's like, come on.

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Dude, there's places I will not give you my money.

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Well, you should.

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This is, this is what America is about.

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Capitalism and choosing what the fuck you want to spend your money on and who's giving

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you the best product.

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There's this record store right in town, man.

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They're Wonderland and they have a great selection of used records and shit, but I went in there

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one day and they gave it up all the information.

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The guy wanted me to fucking use hand sanitizer.

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For what?

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To come and thumb through his fucking old used records and I'm like, are you fucking

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kidding me?

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That's going to ruin the fucking records.

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What if that seats through?

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No, but he was making everybody do that.

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Like how were all the other stores so safe?

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I didn't do it.

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I said no and I never went back.

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That Walmart was safe or Costco or you know what I mean?

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Like how are all the other guys you can't shut everybody down.

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It's a corporation though.

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Well, that's where you're conspiring with.

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It's like they don't want competition, but it's like, well, there are no mom and pop

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stores anymore.

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Are there?

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But it was like so controlling.

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This one was that the record store.

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Well, that's what, but okay.

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You want to go to that.

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That's why they would do that.

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Fuck COVID.

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Let's talk about something else.

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It was such a fucking, I'll never fucking tell you.

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We're not talking about COVID.

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We're talking about the masks.

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We're talking, oh, that's all part with COVID.

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Well, let me know it goes hand in hand, right?

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It's just a fucking, fuck your vaccine, fuck your poison, fuck your mask.

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Well, the problem is, is that people are still compliant and they're safe.

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They lock them down.

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They have to be locked down again.

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It's like, come on, really?

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I don't want to shoot.

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You want to go through that again?

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Some people are very happy sitting in their houses collecting $500, $1500.

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But after you got like punked or duped, you'd be like, all right, man, you got me.

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No, fool me once.

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You know what I mean?

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You know what I mean?

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Fool me twice.

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Shame on me.

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But you're still wearing a mask now driving in the car by yourself.

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Oh, I've seen people walking wearing a mask.

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I mean, car, okay, whatever, but walking in fresh air.

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I mean, I've seen high school kids with fucking masks.

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Well, but do you know what?

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That might be because of their parents.

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I'm fine.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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I don't want.

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That might be because of their parents.

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Next segment.

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I like music.

266
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I don't want to talk about music.

267
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I'm still in the middle of the thing that the lady wrote us.

268
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Yeah.

269
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So what's she write?

270
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Okay.

271
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So I'll read it again because we completely digressed from what we were talking about.

272
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I have reported this podcast and this page for racism.

273
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Like we said, we never write that in.

274
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I hate everybody equally.

275
00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,560
Well, it's not even that.

276
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It's like, I don't have time to hate people.

277
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If I don't like you, you're not in my life.

278
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I know.

279
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I love everybody.

280
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I love everybody.

281
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He knows I'm on your side.

282
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Yeah.

283
00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,440
Like that's, no, I know, but I have to be the heel sometimes.

284
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That's why we have a podcast.

285
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,240
You can't always agree with each other.

286
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I will say some crazy shit.

287
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So basically she's saying, she calls us degenerates.

288
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I was sent a clip of you degenerates.

289
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Amazing.

290
00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,960
I like that.

291
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,960
I mean, that's pretty good.

292
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Somebody let you down.

293
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I'm gonna grab it.

294
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Hold on.

295
00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:22,760
I mean, I've been called a lot worse by a lot closer people than I love.

296
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Me too.

297
00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:24,760
My mom degenerates.

298
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I wish she would have called me.

299
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Me too.

300
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DG?

301
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She said so.

302
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DG.

303
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Yeah.

304
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,920
So you degenerates making fun of people of Asian descent.

305
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When do we do that?

306
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,920
Never.

307
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,560
When do we make fun of people with Asian descent?

308
00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,560
Of Asian descent?

309
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I love people of Asian descent.

310
00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,760
Even if you did, if it wasn't good fun and good, you know.

311
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Well, I mean, there's always a disclaimer to this.

312
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It's just comedy and fun.

313
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I mean, this is the lowest form of comedy that we know how to do.

314
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No swarm of rock and roll.

315
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,000
Well, no, this is comedy, Larry.

316
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You know what?

317
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,560
You're having a Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell moment over there.

318
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That's all right, though.

319
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,320
So she's seen the cats in her room.

320
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,920
Yeah, my wife is feeding cats.

321
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:11,640
So making fun of people of Asian descent with Asian voice.

322
00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,440
So that's what she, no, that's just Mary.

323
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,920
But so she specifically says that because of the Asian voice that we're using, that

324
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it's not PC.

325
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Oh, fuck PC.

326
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:22,640
No.

327
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,160
PC to me is pussy control.

328
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I love a girl with some pussy control.

329
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:35,440
I don't think the first 25 years of your life.

330
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I'd like to live one day, maybe with a pussy.

331
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Just see what it was like.

332
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My dad always said something that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.

333
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Don't trust.

334
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,400
One day.

335
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One day.

336
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,400
Yeah, one day.

337
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,400
I wouldn't.

338
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I'd fuck everything.

339
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,240
And the women I guarantee I didn't pale myself.

340
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,200
The women I guarantee they wish they had it.

341
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,920
One time was one day with the pussy.

342
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:56,920
I died.

343
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,920
You died.

344
00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920
You died from a pussy.

345
00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:04,280
I mean like, he tried to shove a parking lot ballard in there.

346
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:09,000
He died in front of the Jimmy John's sitting on a parking ballard.

347
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000
They even used a step stool.

348
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,200
What a sight to see, wouldn't they?

349
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:21,480
I really don't want to be a woman because I want to get into another thing.

350
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,360
But being a woman sucks, man.

351
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:28,280
And I'm not saying, I'm going to say, well, because I'm just going to tell you why.

352
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:33,080
I was just about to tell you because of all the women that I've dated, getting their hair,

353
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,280
getting their nails done.

354
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:38,000
They have to keep up this image.

355
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000
Do you know what I mean?

356
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
If women don't...

357
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
No, it's not being vain.

358
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000
It's what society dictates.

359
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,200
Society dictates what's hot.

360
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And that's a good thing.

361
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,200
Let me tell you.

362
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,200
No, it's not.

363
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:52,400
My wife's a good thing that a woman wants to take care of herself.

364
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,280
Yeah, well, but that's the thing though.

365
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,080
She doesn't put up all those false fronts.

366
00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:02,520
Let me tell you, man, the last couple of days she's been pissed off at me and today...

367
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,520
Yeah, because you're an idiot.

368
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,080
Yeah, here's how dumb I am today.

369
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,080
Yeah, here we go.

370
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,080
You're making a fucking mistake of...

371
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,080
What are you doing, man?

372
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,080
Why are you fucking...

373
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,880
He's being a dummy because he's stoned all the time.

374
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:11,880
He's a drug addict.

375
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,880
Why are you fucking a pooch?

376
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,880
Well, dude.

377
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,360
He takes that literally.

378
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,360
He's fucking the pooch.

379
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,360
Wait, I didn't fuck no drugs.

380
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,360
What is he talking about?

381
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,360
Have you seen me on the YouTube?

382
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,360
Oh my God, you see those videos?

383
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,360
Those are just between you and I, Larry.

384
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,360
Why are you fucking up a woman?

385
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,360
Nah, here's who I am.

386
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,360
It's all fair and funny games.

387
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,360
Look at the guy.

388
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,360
He's half retarded.

389
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,360
That's what I did today.

390
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:38,840
So she goes to the doctor, you know, she had to get some stress tests.

391
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,840
Some fucking lungs.

392
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,840
So they bring you to give them stress tests?

393
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:41,840
No, no, no.

394
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,840
And yell at him.

395
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:43,840
He says, he was a lung scum.

396
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:44,840
He was a lung stent outside the window.

397
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,840
He was a lung spanker.

398
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:46,840
No, I'm sure he'll go higher or lower.

399
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:47,840
Listen, you jagged ass.

400
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:48,840
He was a lung scum.

401
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:53,840
And she's like, you know, I've been smoking for 50 fucking years.

402
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,840
I'm probably gonna die.

403
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,840
No, I'm gonna keep rolling.

404
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,840
I'm probably gonna tell me I have cancer or something.

405
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,840
Keep going, sister.

406
00:12:58,840 --> 00:12:59,840
So she came home from the doctor.

407
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,840
That's why I don't go to the doctor.

408
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,840
I can see on her face after being married for 24.

409
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,840
You didn't go to the doctor with her?

410
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:06,840
Shut up, asshole.

411
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,840
Dude, you just stayed at home and got pulled bongs and played guitar?

412
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:11,840
Oh my God.

413
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,840
I mean, now I see why you're the asshole.

414
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:19,840
Even you can't even, oh man, Larry.

415
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,840
Dude.

416
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,840
She's all freaked out and she's like, I might have cancer.

417
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,840
You're like, that's cool, honey.

418
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,840
I'm just gonna rip bongs.

419
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,840
She said pray for me and I said, OK.

420
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,840
Pray for you.

421
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:29,840
I prayed for her.

422
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,840
Make some sweet guitar licks.

423
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:36,840
Well, you worry about dying from cancer in the waiting room.

424
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,840
So she came home.

425
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,840
She came home from the doctor.

426
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:43,840
And I could see on her face after, because, you know, for an endless marriage,

427
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,840
I could tell when things are good and when they're bad.

428
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,840
I knew when she had dope and when she didn't, I knew when she was going to cry

429
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,840
or she was going to kill me or she was going to be happy.

430
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,840
Right.

431
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,840
So when she came home from the doctor, I could tell by the look on her face

432
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,840
that everything was OK.

433
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,840
Well, and I didn't ask her how everything was.

434
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,840
Jesus, man.

435
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,840
I mean, what kind of case are you making for yourself here?

436
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,840
You're like, yeah.

437
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,840
I was in the whole bottom fell out.

438
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,840
Oh, you think when you didn't ask her how her visit wasn't what she told you?

439
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,840
Yeah.

440
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,840
Because what is she going to do?

441
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,840
Come running up to the door and be like, Larry, I have cancer.

442
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,840
No, I would have seen on her face right away.

443
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,840
And I would have been like, how about you just ask her questions?

444
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,840
Like a human being.

445
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,840
Use your words, Larry.

446
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,840
I know.

447
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:27,840
Well, anyway.

448
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,840
Oh, yeah.

449
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,840
No, you don't know, obviously.

450
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:30,840
That's the problem.

451
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,840
We're trying to break this chain of abuse.

452
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,840
So, but I just want to put it out there on the world.

453
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,840
I want to let everybody in the world know that I'm a shitty husband.

454
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:40,840
He is great.

455
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,840
Yeah.

456
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,840
I suck.

457
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:43,840
You know what I am?

458
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,840
Kissing Mary's ass.

459
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,840
Because I'm a douchebag.

460
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,840
I mean, are you shoveling shit with one hand or two?

461
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,840
Because that's a big load.

462
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:53,840
That was two.

463
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,840
That was with two that day.

464
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,840
It really looked like it.

465
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,840
And yesterday I don't even really know why she was pissed off at me.

466
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,840
Probably because of the day before.

467
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,840
I mean, if you wouldn't think, I mean, now she thought, well, what did you do stupid this

468
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,840
day?

469
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,840
She hasn't been pissed off at me in fucking years.

470
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,840
Did you show your wiener to the neighbor?

471
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,840
I didn't.

472
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,840
No?

473
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,840
Did you start drinking at eight in the morning?

474
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,840
No, I don't know what I did.

475
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,840
Yeah, exactly.

476
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,680
Well, yeah, so probably carried over from the other night.

477
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,680
Something happened.

478
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,680
Yeah.

479
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,400
You're not caring about your wife.

480
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,840
You'll think about it in ponder.

481
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,840
A ponder on it.

482
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,840
Are you kidding?

483
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,840
Is anybody else hearing this besides me?

484
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,080
What do you have to ponder?

485
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,840
How about not be a douchebag?

486
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,840
How hard is that?

487
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,840
Obviously really hard.

488
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,840
Wow.

489
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,840
I mean, guitar riffs have to be made and bonds need to be pulled.

490
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,840
You find that in a dictionary?

491
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,840
What's that?

492
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,840
What you just said.

493
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,840
What's that?

494
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:44,840
That needs a ponder?

495
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,840
They should.

496
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,840
Yeah.

497
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,840
Well, I mean, it doesn't take a rocket science to reel.

498
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,840
That's a lary.

499
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,840
I mean, sugar baby gone wild.

500
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,840
Here's another thing.

501
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,840
Dude, you're sugar baby gone wild.

502
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,840
That's it.

503
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,840
Yeah.

504
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:55,840
You are, man.

505
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,840
You're off the rails.

506
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,840
This sugar baby is going to the moon.

507
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,840
He's reaching for the stars.

508
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,840
Here's the other thing too.

509
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,840
It's been about three or four weeks since we smoked cigarettes.

510
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,840
And I know they taste great.

511
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,840
I endorse them.

512
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,840
I love them.

513
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,840
She's been smoking a little bit, a couple of cigarettes here and there.

514
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,840
Yes.

515
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,840
Sneaking them off.

516
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,840
Hey, hey, hey.

517
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:17,840
Now you're talking shit about her?

518
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,840
No.

519
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,840
I understand.

520
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:20,840
I understand why she's on edge.

521
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:21,840
Mary, I smoke.

522
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,840
I understand why she's on edge.

523
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,840
I don't know what they say.

524
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,840
I also want to fucking cigarette.

525
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:28,840
I know it's tough on her.

526
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,840
I understand.

527
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,840
I'm a cigarette.

528
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,840
Okay, so I mean, where does the story end?

529
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,840
Because I mean, this thing is going out.

530
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,840
You just ended it right now.

531
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,840
There was no end to it.

532
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:39,840
There was no end.

533
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,840
You're like, yeah, you're just an, you're just an asshole.

534
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,840
I mean, that's what it boils down to.

535
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:47,840
It just turns out that my heart is going, it's keeping us alive.

536
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:52,840
I mean, you're turning on your fucking, you don't bite the hand that feeds you.

537
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,840
I know.

538
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,840
Literally.

539
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:55,840
Are we playing the guitar, man?

540
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840
No, we're not playing the guitar.

541
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,840
We're in the middle of a podcast.

542
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,840
What are you talking about?

543
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,840
Hey, Mary, love you, man.

544
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,840
Mary, keep smoking.

545
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:05,840
Jesus Christ.

546
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,840
We're going off the rails.

547
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:11,840
Hey, when we have the guitar segment though today, I have a very special guitar.

548
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:12,840
I'm going to show it.

549
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:13,840
Put you in the down here.

550
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,840
No, it's my good friend, Sherry's bass.

551
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:20,840
It's a national bass with the, with the violin body style, like the Paul McCartney

552
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,840
Beatle bass made after Beatlemania.

553
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,840
Yeah, I'll do that little thing.

554
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,840
I mean, how long is this podcast?

555
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,840
It's not, well, I'm literally, that was, I was being so far away.

556
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,840
As long as you stay awake.

557
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,840
For 17 minutes and 35 fucking seconds.

558
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,840
Okay, so making fun of Asian people with Asian voice.

559
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,840
How can you pretend to be funny?

560
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:41,840
Kamma.

561
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:42,840
Who said we pretend?

562
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:43,840
Kamma.

563
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,840
And then in quotes, when you're not, which thank you very much for using quotation marks

564
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,840
after a comma.

565
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:50,840
I appreciate it.

566
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,840
Me too.

567
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,840
And I like, I like good punctuation.

568
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:57,840
I like the fact that she pointed out that it sounded like a quote from us saying that

569
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,440
we already know we're not funny.

570
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,840
So why are you even writing this letter?

571
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,840
Well, but that's the whole thing is that, you know what, do we do this for, look at us.

572
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,840
I mean, we're, I mean, this is debauchery, right?

573
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:12,840
I mean, if we had, I mean, the only thing we're missing is hard drugs and prostitutes

574
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,840
and play blow your nose in the mic.

575
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,840
We need orange, man.

576
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,840
I'm turning my mic off with it on my nose.

577
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,840
We need orange.

578
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,840
What's orange?

579
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,840
We need Trump, bro.

580
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,840
That's it.

581
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:24,840
No, we need Trump.

582
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,840
And why do we need Trump?

583
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,840
It's our only last hope.

584
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,840
I mean, well, there's only a couple of candidates.

585
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:31,840
And they could still take it.

586
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,840
So I mean, really, he's a lesser of two evils.

587
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,840
Yeah, that's true.

588
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,840
So I bought at the same time.

589
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,840
He's a lesser of two evils.

590
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,840
When it's down and dirty, who are you going to vote for?

591
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,840
What's it?

592
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,840
I'm definitely not going to vote for the guy who doesn't know where he's at right now.

593
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,840
I mean, but there's only two candidates.

594
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:46,840
Right.

595
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:47,840
Yeah.

596
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:48,840
I mean, what are you going to vote for Chris Christie?

597
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,840
Viggly.

598
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,840
I mean, the guy is a man fucking moose knuckle.

599
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,840
Our only fucking like, he's not our savior.

600
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,840
He's not the great white hope that everybody thinks.

601
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:03,840
No, I'm not saying he can't vote for the guy who's a voter, but we need him right now.

602
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,840
We're like, it's the breaking point.

603
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,840
Frank, you're old nut to remember.

604
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,840
Do you remember that TV show, the great white hope?

605
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,840
It was like the white basketball coach in the black school.

606
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,840
It's fucking funny.

607
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,840
Washington.

608
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:16,840
Washington High.

609
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,840
Yeah.

610
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,840
Fucking motherfucker.

611
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,840
That was a good show.

612
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:25,840
But do you think this guy's probably going to get caught up by somebody for that?

613
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,840
Well, probably, but you don't have to point it out, Larry.

614
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,840
But at the same time, do you think that this guy in the state?

615
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,840
Okay.

616
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,840
How about this?

617
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,840
How about this?

618
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,840
The white shadow.

619
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,840
Answer the line.

620
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,840
The white shadow.

621
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,840
They used to be Cleveland.

622
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,840
They used to sit in the locker room and they'd talk and the bench come in.

623
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,840
Oh, yeah.

624
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,840
I'm too young to know the show.

625
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,840
We're a little older.

626
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,840
I'm sorry.

627
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,840
You guys are way older than I am actually.

628
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,840
Well, we're not that much older.

629
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,840
Almost a decade.

630
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,840
But that's fine.

631
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,840
So what would you do to change at this point in time, if you became president, what was

632
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,840
the first thing you would do?

633
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,840
Yeah, I wonder if Frankie the beard was up there.

634
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,840
What would you do to make this place better then?

635
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,840
Well, come on, man.

636
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,840
That's not a fair question.

637
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,840
What do you mean?

638
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:04,840
That's a totally fair question.

639
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,840
I would open the pipeline.

640
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,840
I would close the border.

641
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,840
Okay.

642
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,840
There you go.

643
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,840
That's a solid valid point.

644
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:15,840
As far as like, everybody's legal immigrant would be get a free megadot CD.

645
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,840
And turn around at the border and send back home.

646
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,840
One free guitar lesson from the beard.

647
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:29,840
And he just plays mariachi songs very badly.

648
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,840
But no, but what would you do though?

649
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,840
You close the borders.

650
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,840
You open up the pipeline.

651
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,840
I mean, it's a compilation of things that it's so complicated.

652
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,840
It's not that complicated though.

653
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:43,840
No, but I mean, I mean, we have to, there's so many things we have to address.

654
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,840
Okay.

655
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,840
I mean, like, oh my God, like, I mean, we talked about the border.

656
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,840
We talked about immigrant crisis.

657
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:50,840
I don't want to talk about it.

658
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,840
I mean, do you want to, what is not really policy?

659
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,840
I'm just saying though, but I mean, the wars that are going on.

660
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,840
Absolutely.

661
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,840
I'm just talking about making this country better.

662
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,840
There's two wars going on.

663
00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,840
And Ronald Reagan.

664
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,840
It's not even happening on our soil.

665
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840
Yeah.

666
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,840
And Ronald Reagan, you may said, make America a great gun.

667
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,840
He used that before.

668
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,840
No, the, but no, the best thing that, yeah.

669
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,840
No, the best nine words he said was, what did he say?

670
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,840
I don't know.

671
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,840
The best thing was, I wish I was, I'm from the government.

672
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,840
I'm here to help you.

673
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,840
Oh yeah.

674
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,840
The most, no, no, the most dangerous nine words you could hear.

675
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:24,840
I'm from the government.

676
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,840
I'm here to help you.

677
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,840
You're lucky if they even say that.

678
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,840
Yeah.

679
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,840
They just show up at your door and ask you.

680
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,840
Oh, Frank, you want to talk about conspiracy theory.

681
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,840
I don't want to.

682
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,840
I want to talk about music or comedy.

683
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:38,840
All right.

684
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,840
So, Frank, this is no show.

685
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:47,840
This is no shout out or a promotion.

686
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,840
Dude, you watch kill Tony.

687
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,840
Yeah, I love kill Tony.

688
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,840
Have you watched it?

689
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,840
I'm like way late to the show.

690
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:55,840
It's 10 years old.

691
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,840
It's a good podcast.

692
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:57,840
It's a very good podcast.

693
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,840
No, you watch it on video.

694
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,840
Yeah, I listen to it.

695
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,840
Yeah, I listen to it.

696
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
Yeah.

697
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,840
You gotta watch it.

698
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,840
Oh, fuck, 10 years.

699
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,840
There we go.

700
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,840
It's all right though.

701
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,840
So Joe Rogan.

702
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,840
They're podcasts.

703
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,840
Huh?

704
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:11,840
They're podcasts.

705
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,840
Yeah, I love them.

706
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,840
Joe Rogan opened this fucking mother ship in Austin.

707
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,840
But dude, it's the spaceship.

708
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,840
No, just you, man.

709
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,840
That's how we get this fucking happen.

710
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,840
I just fucking found it out.

711
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,840
I'm like, where the fuck was I?

712
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,840
I mean, there's so many podcasts.

713
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,840
It was 10 years old.

714
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,840
I'm like, I didn't hear this.

715
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,840
It's older than that.

716
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,840
But what do you call it?

717
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,840
There's a lot of podcasts out there.

718
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,840
That's good.

719
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:37,840
We'll be as funny as them.

720
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,840
I promote it.

721
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,840
And I'm not getting that.

722
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,840
I hope you're not.

723
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,840
I mean, I don't know how you're getting kicked back.

724
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,840
But that'd be great if Frank DeBird was getting kicked.

725
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,840
Where are you going?

726
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,840
I'll be right back.

727
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,840
One second.

728
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,840
Okay, that's fine.

729
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,840
Dude, it's funny shit.

730
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,840
No, it's very good, man.

731
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,840
Listen, there's so many podcasts out there.

732
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,840
And to find an audience, it's far and few between.

733
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,840
And you don't even have that much time in a day to like...

734
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,840
I listen to podcasts all day long.

735
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,840
No, but I'm saying like to stretch yourself.

736
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,840
All the things you follow and watch and...

737
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840
It's a fucking...

738
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,840
It's over indulgence and it's over saturated.

739
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:22,840
There's so much going on as in media that were totally fucking bombarded with it all day long.

740
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,840
Not media.

741
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,840
Like now we pick and choose what...

742
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,840
Not at all.

743
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,840
You go to the gas station, they play a fucking video.

744
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,840
Oh yeah, but I...

745
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,840
Okay, so you have no control of that.

746
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,840
You drive down a billboard, you listen to the radio.

747
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,840
But when you go home, you're going to watch what you want to watch.

748
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,840
Yeah.

749
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,840
You will, but you still have to find new stuff to do.

750
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,840
The only good thing about that...

751
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,840
But you're going to get into stuff just because it's there.

752
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,840
You're going to follow the shit that's like your tribe.

753
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,840
If we had five channels, we would watch those five channels.

754
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,840
We have millions of shit to watch.

755
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,840
Yeah.

756
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,840
What did we say? How much is downloaded every 150,000 hours?

757
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,840
I think it was 10,000 hours per minute.

758
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,840
And 150,000 hours to YouTube per minute.

759
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,840
Which is fucking asinine.

760
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,840
And the only thing we're watching is Larry and the Unshuck.

761
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,840
Oh, I don't know about that.

762
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,840
There's other cool things to watch.

763
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,840
I don't do it. I fuck all that shit, dude.

764
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,840
Well, it's just there's so much to watch.

765
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,840
Like you can watch people falling down.

766
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,840
I don't have Facebook, I don't have all this shit.

767
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,840
Twitter, whatever it's called.

768
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,840
I don't have none of that shit, dude. Fuck that.

769
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,840
I mean, I don't have it on Facebook.

770
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,840
Like Facebook.

771
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,840
No, it's like Facebook.

772
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,840
It's like, oh, you can reconnect with somebody from fifth grade.

773
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,840
If they were that cool in my life,

774
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,840
I'd still be talking to them.

775
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,840
We just talk to them and they keep it tight circle.

776
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,840
I mean, I don't need a new friend.

777
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,840
I'm not trying to be like a dick, like saying, no, like back and off,

778
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,840
like standoffish, but...

779
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,840
Keep your friends tight and your woman's pussy tighter.

780
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,840
Yeah, because you don't bang her.

781
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,840
Hey, you go through life, man.

782
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,840
Doors open, doors close. People come and go.

783
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,840
Yeah, just don't let them hear you when you're asking them how.

784
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,840
Yeah, amen.

785
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,840
But anything you know what...

786
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,840
I don't need that gay shit, like, oh, let me see...

787
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,840
Fuck it.

788
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:56,840
Let me see what...

789
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:57,840
This is a good segue.

790
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,840
What? No, keep on going.

791
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,840
You don't need that gay shit.

792
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,840
Yeah, no. Okay. So I got a new game.

793
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,840
What's gay?

794
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,840
What's more gay?

795
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,840
ABCD?

796
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,840
What's more gay?

797
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,840
Okay.

798
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,840
Licking an ice cream cone or being a Democrat?

799
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,840
Mmm.

800
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,840
And I want to hear an explanation.

801
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840
I know this is a good game. Thank you.

802
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,840
Wow.

803
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,840
Okay, well...

804
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,840
How about both?

805
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,840
What I want to know why?

806
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,840
At my old work, there was this girl, A.D.,

807
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,840
and we would give her a banana every day

808
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,840
and fucking watch her eat it from the other end of the world.

809
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,840
What a whore. She knew what you guys were doing.

810
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,840
She didn't know at first because she was stupid.

811
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,840
She caught us one day.

812
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,840
Did she eat the styrofoam peanuts?

813
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,840
No, she was in that dump.

814
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,840
So what's more gay?

815
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,840
Licking an ice cream cone or being a Democrat?

816
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,840
Probably being a Democrat.

817
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,840
Okay, you think so?

818
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,840
They have a gay agenda.

819
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,840
But even if you're a male or an eight,

820
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,840
but if you're a boy or a girl and you lick an ice cream,

821
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,840
you're still licking it the same way.

822
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,840
Yeah, but if you lick the ice cream cone,

823
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,840
I'd be licking your day.

824
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,840
Because you're gonna use the same tool.

825
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,840
You put the whole thing in your mouth?

826
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,840
No.

827
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,840
Did you swallow it?

828
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,840
It's time out. They're fucking pervy.

829
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,840
No, dude, if you're a boy or a girl

830
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,840
and six years old, you're licking it the same way.

831
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,840
I know I have the audience behind me.

832
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,840
I know I have the audience behind me.

833
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,840
The fans are with me.

834
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,840
There's the whole thing.

835
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,840
There's my fans. They're fucking pervs.

836
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,840
You're six years old.

837
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,840
The game is called...

838
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,840
I'm not talking about children.

839
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,840
But you're licking ice cream.

840
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,840
I can't even tell you what I did.

841
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,840
Oh, I know what you did.

842
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,840
The same way.

843
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,840
Come on.

844
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,840
What else you got?

845
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,840
Are we playing guitar, man?

846
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,840
Let's play some motorheads.

847
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,840
What do we got?

848
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,840
We're still in the glue game.

849
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,840
What's more gay game?

850
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,840
What's gay?

851
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,840
That was the first question.

852
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,840
Aw, man, it's gonna get bad.

853
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,840
What do we got?

854
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,840
Wearing a tiny cowboy hat?

855
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,840
Or being trans?

856
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,840
What's more gay?

857
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,840
I'd say wearing a tiny cowboy hat.

858
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,840
No.

859
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,840
You've ever seen those?

860
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,840
Why do they have them?

861
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,840
Because you're gay.

862
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,840
Where else would you wear that?

863
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,840
To a tiny fucking horse rodeo?

864
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,840
I'm gonna go with cowboy.

865
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,840
A midget rodeo.

866
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,840
What's more gay?

867
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,840
A tiny cowboy hat?

868
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,840
Or being trans.

869
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,840
A lot of these guys want to be trans.

870
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,840
Just to say, you know what?

871
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,840
I'm not a woman now.

872
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,840
I'm going to prison and you know what?

873
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,840
I'm a woman now.

874
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,840
So I can get locked up.

875
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,840
I'm going cowboy hat.

876
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,840
You going cowboy hat?

877
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,840
But that's a perk of being trans, right?

878
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,840
Yeah, that's the whole thing.

879
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,840
And pregnant women in jail.

880
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,840
Trans isn't even reality, man.

881
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,840
That's a transmission.

882
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,840
Every time I hear trans, I think it's transmission.

883
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,840
It's such a fantasy world.

884
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840
It's a mental disorder.

885
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,840
It's a fake male from this one.

886
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,840
It's so loud.

887
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,840
You can read all of it.

888
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,840
Well, they make a flag.

889
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,840
Listen, if you got your own flags from the shit, man, you're serious.

890
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,840
It doesn't matter left, right, center, whatever.

891
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,840
Oh, no, it matters.

892
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,840
But what I'm saying is, the way it's...

893
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,840
Look at Caitlyn Jenner. She's a trans Republican.

894
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,840
It's staunch Republican.

895
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,840
That is fucking mind blowing.

896
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,840
We live in a fucked up world right now.

897
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,840
We don't live in reality.

898
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,840
It's a video game.

899
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,840
And I can't even call him her.

900
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,840
Bruce Jenner is...

901
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,840
The Calfalon, baby.

902
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,840
He lived with the Kardashians.

903
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,840
The Calfalon.

904
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,840
He had to compete with those big giant

905
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,840
puffed up asses

906
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,840
and those fake tits and the fake lips.

907
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,840
He had to do something

908
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840
to make himself stand out in that fucking

909
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,840
crazy fucking family

910
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,840
that he was part of.

911
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,840
So his world

912
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,840
and his Hollywood world is so fucking twisted

913
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,840
and fucked up.

914
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,840
The becoming a woman is not even that weird for him.

915
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,840
Well, I don't think it's that.

916
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,840
I just think that, hey man,

917
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,840
listen, if this guy wants to become a woman...

918
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,840
He was surrounded by women.

919
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,840
And that's the other thing.

920
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,840
It's not about pussy though. That's the thing though.

921
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,840
But he almost wanted

922
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,840
to fit into that Brady Bunch

923
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,840
six pack. It's just like cross dressing.

924
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,840
That's all. It really is, man.

925
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,840
He's cross dressing with tits.

926
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,840
I don't think he'd turn to the other side.

927
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,840
He's got all these chicks like a bang.

928
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,840
Dude, I'm going to tell you right now,

929
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,840
that's what makes Bruce Jenner his dick.

930
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,840
You know?

931
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,840
No, if he chopped it off, then he loses identity.

932
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,840
Still holding on to that identity.

933
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,840
You get these normal people that do this.

934
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,840
They don't really fucking...

935
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,840
I mean, there is nothing...

936
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,840
What world do we live in that you do this?

937
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,840
Somebody's playing us right now.

938
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,840
But also the other thing is anybody knows.

939
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,840
I'm more convinced of that every day, man.

940
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,840
I really am.

941
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,840
We're all like...

942
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,840
But I'm saying boy, girl, man, woman.

943
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,840
He likes boys.

944
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,840
He's a man.

945
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,840
I can only be 2,000 yards from a school walk.

946
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,840
But...

947
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,840
Next year it'll be 1,000.

948
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,840
Getting closer.

949
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,840
Getting closer as the years go by.

950
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,840
It's like a probation.

951
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,840
What's the world that we're in?

952
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,840
Like let boys be boys and girls be girls.

953
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,840
But people don't want to do that because they push the agenda.

954
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,840
Who's the easiest to fucking

955
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,840
mold and

956
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,840
make comply?

957
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,840
Children.

958
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,840
If you indoctrinate them with all this bullshit,

959
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,840
look at the Hitler youth.

960
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,840
You indoctrinate them with all this fucking rhetoric.

961
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,840
That's what I'm on the show for.

962
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,840
Show and tell maybe next week.

963
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,840
No, we're not.

964
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,840
I mean, we're just in the middle of

965
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,840
a lady saying we're racist and you can't show that.

966
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,840
So...

967
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,840
So what do we agree then?

968
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,840
We're racist.

969
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,840
So we agree that wearing a tiny cowboy head is

970
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,840
more than being trans.

971
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,840
Out today.

972
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,840
I like that one.

973
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,840
Alright, so...

974
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,840
Eating a banana in front of your boys

975
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,840
or a Henry Kissinger fan.

976
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,840
Again, are you deep-throating the banana?

977
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,840
Jesus, how do you eat it in front of your boys?

978
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,840
Oh, actually, I'm one of your boys.

979
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,840
No, not at all. I don't want to see that.

980
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,840
One time when we were on tour and we were really, really hungry.

981
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,840
Oh boy, and you all sucked each other off.

982
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,840
Because you needed protein.

983
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,840
Close, though.

984
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,840
Oh, man, you all jerked each other off.

985
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,840
Why?

986
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,840
I mean, Larry, do you want me to play some sexy music?

987
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,840
No, we had this girl, Franzi,

988
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,840
maybe she's listening.

989
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,840
She's from Germany. Her name was Franzi Fister.

990
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,840
That's her last name with Fister.

991
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,840
I think that was fake.

992
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,840
You think, Larry?

993
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,840
Fister.

994
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,840
I mean, did you really just come to that some eyes?

995
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,840
You know what, I thought it was funny, though.

996
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,840
It's centered on her ID, though.

997
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,840
Yeah, was it written on a fucking back-up box?

998
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,840
I don't know. I don't know what the fuck her deal was.

999
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,840
Anyways, you know, she was a German bitch.

1000
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,840
She would do all kinds of crazy weird shit

1001
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,840
and a lot of weird sex shit, too, on the road.

1002
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,840
And one time,

1003
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,840
I had a banana and she was fucking hungry

1004
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,840
and she's like, please,

1005
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,840
can I have a bite of that banana?

1006
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,840
So I said, okay, but you got to get on your knees.

1007
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840
Jesus, Larry, you sexually assaulted her.

1008
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,840
You got to get on your knees

1009
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,840
and bite it from down there.

1010
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,840
Well, Frank, what are you doing, man?

1011
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,840
You're in front of the camera, bro.

1012
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,840
You were so hungry.

1013
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,840
You were so hungry that she did it.

1014
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,840
We can't cut it, dude.

1015
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,840
Yeah, if you got to take a picture of something,

1016
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,840
that's okay, bro.

1017
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,840
He just stood in front of the camera and told us to cut it.

1018
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,840
Frank's our new producer.

1019
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,840
Frank the beard, our new producer.

1020
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,840
You got a new producer?

1021
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,840
He blocked the shot and made us get quiet.

1022
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,840
That's why we had him wear black hoodies

1023
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,840
so he could black out the screen.

1024
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,840
He literally just stood in front of the camera,

1025
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,840
turned around to us

1026
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,840
and gave us the cutthroat sign

1027
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,840
that we need to stop the podcast.

1028
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,840
He was like this to us, like cut the fucking tape, boys.

1029
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,840
Man, we could lie down and...

1030
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,840
Shout out, Frank the beard.

1031
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,840
Who are we doing edit for? Nobody.

1032
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,840
Well, we can't, actually. We can't pause.

1033
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,840
Because we don't know how.

1034
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,840
We don't know how to.

1035
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,840
Which is very funny.

1036
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,840
Ah, shit, man.

1037
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,840
Even that lady just goes on to say, Larry,

1038
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,840
that you and I were not funny.

1039
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,840
Which I completely agree with her.

1040
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,840
I totally disagree because...

1041
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,840
What's that?

1042
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,840
Although you can't really tell by the recording

1043
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,840
from the recording of the night from the comedy night.

1044
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,840
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1045
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,840
Did you say the recording of the recording

1046
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,840
from the comedy night?

1047
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,840
Yeah, from the night that I did that little stand-up routine.

1048
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,840
Which...

1049
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,840
It did say some very sexist things.

1050
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,840
And it was very funny and people actually laughed.

1051
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,840
Actually all the women that were there came up to me

1052
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,840
and said, nice job, man.

1053
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,840
You are really a funny fucking guy.

1054
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,840
We already talked about this. This is all made up in your head.

1055
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,840
But here's the thing though.

1056
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,840
To certain people we are funny.

1057
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,840
To this person we're not funny.

1058
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,840
But to other idiots like us, we are pretty funny.

1059
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,840
Because they get it.

1060
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,840
She just doesn't get it. Or he or whatever.

1061
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,840
I don't know.

1062
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,840
Alright, so then she goes on to say

1063
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,840
that it's just basically low-hanging fruit.

1064
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,840
That we're grabbing at.

1065
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,840
Anybody can get a gong.

1066
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,840
Not anybody.

1067
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,840
Well, yeah, you can order them off Amazon.

1068
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,840
Oh yeah, shout out Dave. Thanks for the gong, Dave.

1069
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,840
I mean, we will do our fucking cookie.

1070
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,840
A 500.

1071
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,840
And a little bit.

1072
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,840
We will use a gong.

1073
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,840
We'll make very good use of gong

1074
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,840
and make an honorable instrument.

1075
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,840
Honorable musical instrument.

1076
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,840
I mean, so then she just goes on to say

1077
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,840
that we shouldn't do this.

1078
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,840
You guys should not be doing this anymore.

1079
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,840
She should.

1080
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,840
Well, that's cool that she got...

1081
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,840
But, I mean, what's she gonna do?

1082
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,840
This is America, right?

1083
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,840
Last time I looked at the fucking e-mail,

1084
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,840
the rec messages, and the other thing is...

1085
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,840
Thank you very much for listening.

1086
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,840
We really appreciate it.

1087
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,840
If you could start your own podcast,

1088
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,840
and it could be called Larry and Neal's

1089
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,840
or Asshole.

1090
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,840
I hate Larry and Neal.

1091
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,840
If you do that, I'll subscribe to your shit.

1092
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,840
We'll be looking for a Patreon.

1093
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,840
We'll be a guest.

1094
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,840
You can just rip on us for a little bit.

1095
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,840
You can fucking...

1096
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,840
I'll sit there with a thing over my mouth

1097
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,840
and you can call me.

1098
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,840
Jesus, Frank, where the fuck did you go, man?

1099
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,840
China?

1100
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,840
I wrote a fucking game because it makes

1101
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,840
Frank uncomfortable when I talk about gay stuff.

1102
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,840
No, here he is.

1103
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,840
It makes me very happy when I say this shit.

1104
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,840
So, ladies and gentlemen,

1105
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,840
Frank DePriere back from the fucking break.

1106
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,840
Me and Frank went to a few fucking punk rock concerts,

1107
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,840
and this guy got fucked up.

1108
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,840
We still got more game shit, dude.

1109
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,840
I'm just doing an introduction for him

1110
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,840
until this fucker sits down.

1111
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,840
All right, sit down before you fall.

1112
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,840
Yeah, where's my...

1113
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,840
What do you got? A gun?

1114
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,840
Cigarettes? I got a knife.

1115
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,840
I got a knife gun. Good luck, Larry.

1116
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,840
You'll take it from me.

1117
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,840
Last night, we worked with rubber guns

1118
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,840
at Krav Maga, and...

1119
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,840
I don't work out.

1120
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,840
Well, I'd say like 10 attempts

1121
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,840
for me to grab the gun from the guy,

1122
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,840
I would have got shot probably three times.

1123
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,840
Always turning like a doorknob away from you.

1124
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,840
Grab the wrist, turn away.

1125
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,840
Well, no, no, but this was a gun in the back

1126
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,840
fucking maneuver.

1127
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,840
That's not bad, though.

1128
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,840
Yeah, it's dip. Grabbed dip.

1129
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,840
Fuckin' down around. I like them.

1130
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,840
What, yeah?

1131
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,840
Yeah, that was just my first time doing it, so...

1132
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,840
I'll practice it.

1133
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,840
I'll try to figure out what side they're holding...

1134
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,840
what hand they're holding it with.

1135
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,840
No, we learned to move where it does not matter.

1136
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,840
I'll show you later.

1137
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,840
But no, but you always want to distinguish what hand.

1138
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,840
So you always move a little...

1139
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,840
Yeah, but if it's at your back, you don't know what side that mother fucks.

1140
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,840
No, you bump into it.

1141
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,840
That's what you say. You put your hands up

1142
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,840
and slowly bump into it.

1143
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,840
I hope the guy don't shoot you.

1144
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,840
But then if he's holding it with his right hand,

1145
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,840
you come in with your left.

1146
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,840
Yeah, but you don't know if he's holding it with his right or left.

1147
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,840
You can feel on your back, well, depending.

1148
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,840
Okay, I'm just saying, ass clown.

1149
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,840
Okay, because I was doing it to Kiki

1150
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,840
and I was switching hands and that mother fucker

1151
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,840
had no idea what hand I was holding.

1152
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,840
So what are we talking about? Shows?

1153
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,840
No, we're talking about...

1154
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,840
We're still playing our game.

1155
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,840
What's more game?

1156
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,840
Because we see the good shows.

1157
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,840
I know. What's more game?

1158
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,840
DRI at the Avondale

1159
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,840
or DRI at Reggie's.

1160
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,840
Okay, so...

1161
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,840
Okay, so the last one, did you get that?

1162
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,840
Eating a banana in front of your boys or Henry Kissinger fan?

1163
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,840
I'm gonna do a Kissinger fan.

1164
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,840
Okay. He was a killer.

1165
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,840
He just died last week.

1166
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,840
You think so?

1167
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,840
Well, because all your boys gotta watch.

1168
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,840
I mean, you're just eating a banana.

1169
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,840
It's not that bad, bud.

1170
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,840
You take a bite and you go, fuck you guys.

1171
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,840
But still, you have to still get to laugh at you

1172
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,840
and make fun of you for the whole time for you to eat that banana.

1173
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,840
Yeah, but it's only funny for the boys.

1174
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,840
Banana's out in the open.

1175
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,840
There's a lot of people.

1176
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,840
Well, here's the thing. Every time I ever have a banana,

1177
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,840
it's at home and I'm splitting it with my wife.

1178
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,840
Both eat it from each end?

1179
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,840
Yeah.

1180
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,840
We kiss when we get to eat.

1181
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,840
Oh, man. Banana mouth.

1182
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,840
There's like white shit all over you.

1183
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,840
You lick each other's faces.

1184
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,840
Alright, Frank.

1185
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,840
Fuck.

1186
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,840
It's just a little bit.

1187
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,840
Alright, man.

1188
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,840
And I feel like I'm gonna be sad.

1189
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,840
Kissing a dude or trusting the government?

1190
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,840
Oh, man. Come on.

1191
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,840
Trusting the government.

1192
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,840
For sure.

1193
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,840
Oh, my God.

1194
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,840
That is like...

1195
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,840
I got Frank Canundrum for Frank.

1196
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,840
No, not Frank.

1197
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,840
He doesn't know.

1198
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,840
I'm Frank Bluefuse.

1199
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,840
You can say both, Frank.

1200
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,840
Since...

1201
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,840
I've been trusting the government.

1202
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,840
Well, yeah, that's an obvious one.

1203
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,840
But I mean, kissing a dude.

1204
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,840
That's an obvious one, too.

1205
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,840
Well, I'd kiss a dude.

1206
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,840
We clipped that.

1207
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,840
I think Joe wanted to kiss me earlier.

1208
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,840
Oh, man. With that beard? Jesus, man.

1209
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,840
Hey, yeah.

1210
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,840
Kissing a squirrel.

1211
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,840
I like it.

1212
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,840
Somebody had to bring some facial hair, though, man.

1213
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,840
What the fuck?

1214
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,840
I'm like, lacking in that department.

1215
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,840
I mean, that thing's been going for years, Frank.

1216
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,840
It's not like it's just...

1217
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,840
My beard's getting...

1218
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,840
It's not years.

1219
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,840
No, it's months.

1220
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,840
I like the squirrel.

1221
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,840
What's it?

1222
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,840
Frank's had my album speaking of squirrels.

1223
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,840
Hot rat? No, no.

1224
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,840
He's shaving with the weasel.

1225
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,840
It looks like electric razor.

1226
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,840
Can I get a brew, please?

1227
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,840
Yeah.

1228
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,840
Fuck that, I hate shaving, dude.

1229
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,840
Frank's our beer bitch.

1230
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,840
Beer bitch?

1231
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,840
Alright, wearing sandals.

1232
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,840
Support of the World Economic Forum.

1233
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,840
I'm not going to support her

1234
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,840
in the World Economic Forum, but...

1235
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,840
But that one's really tough.

1236
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,840
I'm going to go...

1237
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,840
Men should not wear sandals.

1238
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,840
Especially with socks.

1239
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,840
I have my slides on.

1240
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,840
But if you get the fuck out,

1241
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,840
I will kick you right now.

1242
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,840
I'll push you, I'll throw my sandals at you.

1243
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,840
Shower shoes.

1244
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,840
I gotta get ready if I go to jail.

1245
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,840
I'm gonna be wearing...

1246
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,840
Dude, first of all, you're unzipping the wrong thing.

1247
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,840
You opened the side.

1248
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,840
Not even the top.

1249
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,840
There you go, bro.

1250
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,840
This one, oh man.

1251
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,840
Come on, man.

1252
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,840
Be careful, man.

1253
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,840
It's way cooler than you. Thank you.

1254
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,840
Alright, let's see what else do I have here.

1255
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,840
I have the very refreshing...

1256
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,840
...from the way in the sky blue waters.

1257
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,840
Oh.

1258
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,840
Wearing a pink shirt or being a liberal?

1259
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,840
Being liberal.

1260
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,840
Pink shirts are no good.

1261
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,840
I'll wear a pink shirt, because when I got a nice tan...

1262
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,840
I still be dead, though.

1263
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,840
Fucked out, rock it.

1264
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,840
I got pink guitars, I got a hell of a kiddo thing.

1265
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,840
It's a game, man.

1266
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,840
You guys are attacking me now.

1267
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,840
You said give reasons why.

1268
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,840
You're both just attacking me all of a sudden.

1269
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,840
I will choke you both out with this drug rug behind me.

1270
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,840
Here's the thing, though.

1271
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,840
The word liberal doesn't mean liberal anymore.

1272
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,840
No, there's a distinction of what he means now.

1273
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,840
Liberal means you're intolerant.

1274
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,840
You can't have a conversation.

1275
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,840
That's all it means.

1276
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,840
Conservative now means...

1277
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,840
I'll be honest, being in the band,

1278
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,840
being on the road, being backstage,

1279
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,840
doing drugs, being fucking weird...

1280
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,840
It always goes back to being on the road.

1281
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,840
But I'm just saying, you become pretty liberal.

1282
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,840
You're gay sex.

1283
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,840
Fucking sure.

1284
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,840
Lots of weird drugs.

1285
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,840
Why not? Fucking orgy?

1286
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,840
Yeah, sure.

1287
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,840
Orgy broke out.

1288
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,840
And then you got a sore on your lips.

1289
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,840
What happens?

1290
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,840
Here's the thing, man.

1291
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,840
Your balls are burning.

1292
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,840
Yeah, your balls are burning.

1293
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,840
You come home and you fucking get...

1294
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,840
You got...

1295
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,840
You stuck up my dick.

1296
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,840
Not because I went to jail,

1297
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,840
but I actually had to go...

1298
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,840
Get a test.

1299
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,840
Because I already hit...

1300
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,840
That things like this big and your fucking p-holes

1301
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,840
like this big and it's...

1302
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,840
You got to tell me about it.

1303
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,840
We all been there.

1304
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,840
Unfortunately.

1305
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,840
It's probably getting arrested.

1306
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,840
I was pretty liberal.

1307
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,840
People can change the meaning of all the words.

1308
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,840
1984, like the book.

1309
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,840
Orson Welles?

1310
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,840
Okay.

1311
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,840
Basically, they just take everything away from you.

1312
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,840
Yeah.

1313
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,840
And change the meaning of all the words.

1314
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,840
That is good.

1315
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,840
They're just taking everything away from you.

1316
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,840
And it's so bad.

1317
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,840
Our own people that are doing this to us.

1318
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,840
Well, they're not our own people.

1319
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,840
They have an agenda.

1320
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,840
They don't consider us human beings.

1321
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,840
They don't consider us human beings.

1322
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,840
If it was another country.

1323
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,840
It is another country.

1324
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,840
It's China.

1325
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,840
It's us.

1326
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,840
We've been influenced by so many things.

1327
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,840
Tic-tac.

1328
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,840
Made by China.

1329
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,840
Not the very honorable...

1330
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,840
It's the U.S.

1331
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,840
We're stuck.

1332
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,840
Hey, you remember watching Charlie Chan on Saturday morning?

1333
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,840
Oh, very honorable.

1334
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,840
They had an old TV show.

1335
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:29,840
I loved it.

1336
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,840
He had the fucking head.

1337
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,840
It was black and white.

1338
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,840
You have the suit on?

1339
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,840
Oh, I know who you're talking about.

1340
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,840
He was a detective.

1341
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1342
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,840
With the mustache?

1343
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,840
Yeah, it was fucking great.

1344
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,840
I know who you're talking about.

1345
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,840
He's a little fat, round guy.

1346
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,840
Like the guy from North Korea.

1347
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,840
Kim Jong-un.

1348
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,840
Who did it? You did it.

1349
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,840
I want to party with Kim Jong-un.

1350
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,840
Him and Putin.

1351
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,840
I would like to fucking get one of his ex-girlfriends with him

1352
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,840
on the earth.

1353
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,840
I want to ride a horse with all two of them,

1354
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,840
but all three of us...

1355
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,840
Kim Jong-un in the middle.

1356
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,840
He's a raw dog at him with his shirts off.

1357
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,840
Oh, man.

1358
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,840
He's got a fucking...

1359
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,840
He's got a fucking Zelinsky in there.

1360
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,840
Communist puddle party?

1361
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,840
Well, I mean, you're gonna throw him in the...

1362
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,840
What's wrong with him?

1363
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,840
I don't like him. He's a fucking acting pussy.

1364
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,840
He's a poser.

1365
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,840
We talked about what he played as Dick with the piano.

1366
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,840
Putin's real. Zelinsky is fake.

1367
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,840
Well, Putin's fucking been around.

1368
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,840
Who even knows he's still Putin anymore?

1369
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,840
No, but Putin...

1370
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,840
I support Russia.

1371
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,840
On the record. You support Russia?

1372
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,840
Yeah, I would. I would vote for Putin.

1373
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,840
Yes. Frank, I said it a million times myself.

1374
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,840
Listen.

1375
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,840
I wish Putin was my dad.

1376
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,840
Oh, my God. Shout out, big Joe.

1377
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,840
I'm kidding.

1378
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,840
I wouldn't trade with my dad.

1379
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,840
If my dad was not around and I needed to step dad,

1380
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,840
I hope it would be Putin.

1381
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,840
Two-month Vladimir Putin or Joe Biden.

1382
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,840
Stephen Segal would be had to be your...

1383
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,840
Great Godfather.

1384
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,840
I know.

1385
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,840
If he adopted you and shit, that'd be funny to tell.

1386
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,840
Don't worry, Frank.

1387
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,840
Yeah, Stephen Segal was kicking some people's ass.

1388
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,840
No, he wasn't. He's a fake bastard.

1389
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,840
We've already talked about this.

1390
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,840
All right, what else we got?

1391
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,840
In the Middle East.

1392
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,840
What's in our huddle?

1393
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,840
What's in our huddle?

1394
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,840
How far are we?

1395
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,840
What's the next gayest thing?

1396
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,840
Yawning on the podcast? Sorry, we bore you, Larry.

1397
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,840
Yeah, these fuckers.

1398
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,840
It's 45 minutes in. Let's have a show and tell.

1399
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,840
You're gonna do Larry's autistic corner?

1400
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,840
Yeah, remember when you were talking about

1401
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,840
stopwatches?

1402
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,840
Sorry for our audio listeners.

1403
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:45,840
This is unbearable.

1404
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,840
I know.

1405
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,840
Remember when you were having the stopwatch

1406
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,840
conversation?

1407
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,840
Yes. Okay.

1408
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,840
It's a little watch.

1409
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,840
It doesn't go on a chain.

1410
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,840
It just would go raw dog in your pocket.

1411
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,840
Okay.

1412
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,840
And it's got like a magnifying glass on the back

1413
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,840
where you could see all the gears.

1414
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,840
I'm gonna show it on the closer camera.

1415
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,840
Larry's autistic corner.

1416
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,840
This thing is pretty fucking dope, man.

1417
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,840
And my buddy George gave it to me.

1418
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,840
Shout out, George.

1419
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,840
So here's the face side and the thing is

1420
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,840
completely round and it's a glass in the middle.

1421
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,840
I mean, on the sides.

1422
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,840
And the other side

1423
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,840
is

1424
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,840
the innards.

1425
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,840
You can see all the gears and shit.

1426
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,840
The innards of that. Did you see the innards?

1427
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,840
Yeah, no. I mean, I've seen it before.

1428
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,840
Larry's got some weird shit.

1429
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,840
That's the end. That's my fucking vintage.

1430
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,840
Larry's autistic corner.

1431
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,840
My vintage fucking toy for today.

1432
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,840
It is pretty cool, though. Larry has got a

1433
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,840
fucking whole mishmash of

1434
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,840
wigwams and knits.

1435
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,840
I think Mark's here.

1436
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,840
So, I might be around.

1437
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,840
You didn't set a mic up for him?

1438
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,840
No.

1439
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,840
We'll just move down one, everybody.

1440
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,840
With the microphones.

1441
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,840
And I'll take my side mic and put it over in front of me.

1442
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,840
I thought I heard the door.

1443
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,840
Oh, there's like, is there a liquid?

1444
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,840
No, there's not liquid. That's pretty cool, Larry.

1445
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,840
Isn't that wild? I mean, it's definitely wild.

1446
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,840
There's gotta be something

1447
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,840
you can put that in like a band or something.

1448
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,840
That would be pretty cool.

1449
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,840
But then someone would just keep that in their pocket.

1450
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,840
And you'd lose that shit.

1451
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,840
It was so crazy.

1452
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,840
It was so crazy.

1453
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,840
It's very old.

1454
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,840
We should see what it's worth.

1455
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,840
That would be very silly.

1456
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,840
You know what time it is?

1457
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,840
Time for a fortune cookie of 500.

1458
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,840
I'm a boy.

1459
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,840
Now signed for a fortune cookie.

1460
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,840
Oh, very honorable.

1461
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,840
You're gonna hit the gong or what?

1462
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,840
What the shit, dude?

1463
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,840
Why did you do that?

1464
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,840
That's it.

1465
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,840
Very honorable segment. Go ahead, Frank.

1466
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,840
A fortune cookie of 500.

1467
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,840
Harder.

1468
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,840
Little harder.

1469
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,840
Yeah.

1470
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,840
Now we're talking, man.

1471
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,840
Now it's official. Frank hit the fucking thing.

1472
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,840
Yeah.

1473
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,840
Shout out if you want to be a guest and hit the gong.

1474
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,840
This will be the second...

1475
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,840
From Dave?

1476
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,840
Yeah, this is the second...

1477
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,840
This is from Dave.

1478
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,840
Well, you can save Veronica.

1479
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,840
There's lots of...

1480
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,840
Confucius say...

1481
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:23,840
You go to bed with itchy butt and wake up with stinky finger.

1482
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,840
That's all right.

1483
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,840
Very...

1484
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,840
Very conducive.

1485
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:33,840
Very conducive to sticky hand.

1486
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,840
Uh-oh.

1487
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,840
Mark just killed one of my cats.

1488
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,840
He fell on it.

1489
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,840
Oh, Frank almost just killed my leg.

1490
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,840
Does that have a pistol that just went on?

1491
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,840
Oh, shit. He knocked it going over.

1492
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,840
This motherfucker's drunk.

1493
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,840
It's a shit show.

1494
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,840
I told you to watch out for the rubber.

1495
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,840
It's the rubber.

1496
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,840
And the 46 amps don't help.

1497
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,840
No, it's okay, bro.

1498
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,840
It's at 46, 27.

1499
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,840
27?

1500
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,840
My lucky numbers are...

1501
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,840
Wait a second.

1502
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,840
Did you read the...

1503
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,840
36, 26, 36.

1504
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,840
What's the lucky numbers for the day, people?

1505
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,840
Those women's dimensions?

1506
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,840
Did you really are a misogynist pig?

1507
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,840
You're fucking right I am.

1508
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,840
That is just disgusting and appalling, Larry.

1509
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,840
This is the one...

1510
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaking of misogyny...

1511
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,840
Oh, you know what you need to do?

1512
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,840
Repeal the 19th Amendment.

1513
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,840
Women's vote?

1514
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,840
Yeah.

1515
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,840
What do you think of that?

1516
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,840
I couldn't agree more.

1517
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,840
Larry, give me a fist bump for that one.

1518
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,840
Dog brains?

1519
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,840
What are you doing?

1520
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,840
Hillary Clinton looks good in a pantsuit.

1521
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,840
Oh, jeez.

1522
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,840
Yeah!

1523
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,840
And we welcome to the podcast...

1524
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,840
Adon Anfal.

1525
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,840
Man, I'm an old joint.

1526
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,840
Well, that's great.

1527
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,840
We'll sit down.

1528
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,840
No, no.

1529
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,840
Take your coat off.

1530
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,840
Okay.

1531
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,840
This...

1532
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,840
This is a shit show.

1533
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,840
Courage is found in your ability

1534
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,840
to become comfortable with yourself.

1535
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,840
With yourself?

1536
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,840
Alone in a room by yourself?

1537
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,840
Courage is found in your...

1538
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,840
You're getting Chinese eyes.

1539
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,840
I'm turning Japanese.

1540
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,840
Can you stand yourself?

1541
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,840
Can you even stand yourself?

1542
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,840
Exactly. Can you stand yourself?

1543
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,840
Well, it depends.

1544
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,840
Well, if you got courage, you could become comfortable being yourself.

1545
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,840
Okay, can you please read that again? Frank, hit the gong, please?

1546
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,840
Frank, you give it a nice little hit there.

1547
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,840
Oh, he's got Ham's beer.

1548
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,840
Holy shit.

1549
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,840
No, I don't want one, but I haven't seen a Ham's.

1550
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,840
You turn gay when you have one beer.

1551
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,840
All right.

1552
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,840
He didn't say no.

1553
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,840
You're trying to get me drunk, huh, Mike?

1554
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,840
No, we gotta try it.

1555
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,840
Time for Frank to hit the zing again.

1556
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,840
Hit it.

1557
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,840
Very good.

1558
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,840
Courage is found in your ability

1559
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,840
to become comfortable with yourself.

1560
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,840
Yeah.

1561
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,840
That is true.

1562
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,840
I mean, you know what? I always think about this because

1563
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,840
imagine being locked up in solitary confinement

1564
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,840
in prison.

1565
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,840
Hey, why are you roughing?

1566
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,840
You know what I mean?

1567
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,840
You guys can't have a side conversation

1568
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,840
while we're talking.

1569
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,840
What are you doing?

1570
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,840
I'm talking to you.

1571
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,840
I told you we shouldn't have four people on the podcast.

1572
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,840
I know.

1573
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,840
And these two guys.

1574
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,840
Come on.

1575
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,840
I know, but we all have to talk

1576
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,840
cohesively as a unit.

1577
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,840
Okay.

1578
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,840
All right.

1579
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,840
And I was.

1580
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,840
Fuck your cookie over.

1581
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,840
So being in solitary confinement,

1582
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,840
could you handle that, Frank?

1583
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,840
Being locked out one day, one hour a day.

1584
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,840
Being stuck in a prison cell.

1585
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,840
I mean,

1586
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,840
you don't want to get all your food.

1587
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,840
I don't think they let you out one hour a day.

1588
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,840
For recreation.

1589
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,840
Not in confinement.

1590
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,840
Not in solitary.

1591
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,840
If you're like Max, I think it's like one hour a week.

1592
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,840
You get out of your sleep.

1593
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,840
You get outside one hour a week.

1594
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,840
Then fucking J6ers,

1595
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,840
they kept their motherfuckers locked down.

1596
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,840
Oh, yeah.

1597
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,840
They still are locked down.

1598
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,840
Another one just got a fucking,

1599
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,840
what do you call it?

1600
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,840
How about Jackson's solitary nuts?

1601
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,840
Oh, shit.

1602
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,840
You go crazy, you know.

1603
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,840
Oh, yeah. Then they starve you.

1604
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,840
They do tricks that they used to do on Guantanamo Bay inmates.

1605
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,840
You know what I mean?

1606
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,840
They fucking, you get to shut.

1607
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,840
Have you ever seen those cells?

1608
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,840
They have like a shower on wheels.

1609
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,840
And they roll it up to your door.

1610
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,840
And you open your door,

1611
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,840
you go into the shower.

1612
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,840
You shower, it's like clear plexiglass.

1613
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:49,840
And then you go right back in yourself.

1614
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,840
Wow.

1615
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,840
What's better is getting hosed down through the bars.

1616
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,840
Have you ever seen Rambo?

1617
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,840
Well, dude, so long ago,

1618
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,840
I don't remember it at all.

1619
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:01,840
You don't? No.

1620
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,840
It's about this Chinese guy?

1621
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,840
I was in middle school.

1622
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,840
Yeah, it's about this Chinese guy, Larry Rambo.

1623
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,840
Okay?

1624
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,840
Yeah, I know that guy.

1625
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,840
I'm serious.

1626
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,840
It's Larry Rambo.

1627
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,840
Dude, I went to school with that kid in sixth grade.

1628
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,840
Rambo, Larry.

1629
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,840
Listen, man, he worked for the Chinese government.

1630
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,840
He was at Navy Seal also.

1631
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,840
So he was torn between his country

1632
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:27,840
and his family getting killed.

1633
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,840
In China, yeah.

1634
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,840
Oh, man.

1635
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,840
Dude, it's amazing.

1636
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,840
Larry Rambo is a bad motherfucker, too, in the movie.

1637
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,840
I know he's a bad ass.

1638
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,840
It's a lot of people in the salon, right?

1639
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,840
Yeah.

1640
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,840
So they're gonna kill his family in China.

1641
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,840
Holy fuck.

1642
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,840
But he has to serve his country also.

1643
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,840
And I mentioned he was at Navy Seal, right?

1644
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,840
Larry Rambo,

1645
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,840
is your country on?

1646
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,840
Papers.

1647
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,840
They're slaughtering dogs and cats in these restaurants.

1648
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,840
Larry Rambo?

1649
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,840
Yeah, Larry Rambo.

1650
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,840
He's a real animal rights activist.

1651
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,840
He's an actor.

1652
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,840
I'll get him.

1653
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,840
So Larry Rambo finds out

1654
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,840
that they're selling dogs and cats for food

1655
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,840
out of this Chinese restaurant.

1656
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,840
You're kidding me.

1657
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,840
No, I'm not.

1658
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,840
I'm really close to the fortune cookie part.

1659
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,840
But the Yakuza are involved.

1660
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,840
Who?

1661
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,840
The Yakuza, the Japanese mafia.

1662
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,840
Really? Yeah.

1663
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,840
Dude, it's very fucking deep.

1664
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,840
There's a lot of layers in this, Larry.

1665
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,840
Dude, I opened a new can.

1666
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,840
Why did you put that can in it?

1667
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,840
Cuz I didn't want to keep it over there, bro.

1668
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,840
It's an ass tray. Don't worry about it.

1669
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,840
It drives me nuts, too, Frank.

1670
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,840
That's all right, though. He's a dirty fucker.

1671
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,840
I'm surprised he hasn't thrown any snap rats in this place.

1672
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,840
There's a lot of garbage right there.

1673
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,840
Now it's got ash all over the ground.

1674
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,840
Lucky number.

1675
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,840
Oh, shit, we forgot the lucky number?

1676
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,840
Frank, hit the gong.

1677
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,840
Oh, yeah.

1678
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,840
We have...

1679
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:01,840
Wait a second.

1680
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,840
Go ahead.

1681
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,840
First lucky number.

1682
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,840
Lucky number six.

1683
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,840
Jeff Yefsty.

1684
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,840
Second number.

1685
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,840
Lucky number 29.

1686
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,840
Lucky number 47.

1687
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,840
47. Almost a mill.

1688
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,840
Lucky number 50.

1689
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,840
50.

1690
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,840
Lucky number 53.

1691
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,840
53.

1692
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,840
And I'm going to show the people the fucking ad

1693
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,840
on the back of the...

1694
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,840
We're going to get fucking sued, man.

1695
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:33,840
I don't know where I got into this.

1696
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,840
99 cents.

1697
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,840
Black chick eating Chinese food.

1698
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,840
Is that the one in underwear?

1699
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,840
Yeah, I had to show the people.

1700
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,840
I'm going to show them.

1701
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,840
It really is.

1702
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,840
Hey, go down to the microphones for a second Larry.

1703
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,840
On the feed.

1704
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,840
I can see the audio.

1705
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,840
So I just wanted to say again,

1706
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,840
thanks Dave for the...

1707
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,840
Fortune.

1708
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,840
And once we get some more fortunes,

1709
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,840
I'm going back to my book.

1710
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,840
And the gong also, thanks Dave.

1711
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,840
I'm peeking red.

1712
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,840
Look at that.

1713
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,840
You see that?

1714
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,840
The enemy is coming through the door.

1715
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,840
What's in the door?

1716
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:15,840
Scared Larry.

1717
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,840
He had a flashback from the Korean War.

1718
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,840
I did. I thought I was back in the fucking ditches.

1719
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,840
What conspiracy are you into this week?

1720
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,840
Oh man.

1721
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,840
Yeah, what happened?

1722
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,840
This is my favorite...

1723
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,840
And first conspiracy corner.

1724
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,840
No, I saw a guy today, some preacher,

1725
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,840
a false prophet guy.

1726
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,840
But I got a hand in this to him.

1727
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,840
I thought all preachers are bad.

1728
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,840
I didn't want you in my church.

1729
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,840
That is sad.

1730
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,840
You Democrats are communist baby killers.

1731
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,840
He's a mixing church and state though.

1732
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,840
Well, he's a total deliverance preacher.

1733
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,840
He's not even really...

1734
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,840
He's not a man of God for say.

1735
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,840
But I gotta agree with him on that thing.

1736
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,840
He's dead right about this.

1737
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,840
He was really going on. He was at a rant about

1738
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,840
the whole situation.

1739
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,840
Some preacher, I can't remember his name.

1740
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,840
Is he popular?

1741
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,840
Not like Joe Losty.

1742
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,840
He's from Bethel church and shit.

1743
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,840
I don't know what that is.

1744
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,840
I don't pay attention to the church.

1745
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,840
Here we go.

1746
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,840
It's a way to be in church but not believe in God.

1747
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,840
It's amazing.

1748
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,840
Not the atheists, but they say Jesus is God.

1749
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,840
That's a little hardcore.

1750
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,840
Give our cover for that?

1751
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,840
Where's the cover?

1752
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,840
It was great because he was going on and on about it.

1753
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,840
I don't know what you're talking about.

1754
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,840
There was another thing I wanted to say.

1755
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,840
Oh, there's another thing too.

1756
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,840
You know the ancient civilizations?

1757
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,840
Which one?

1758
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,840
Sumerians and shit.

1759
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,840
Yeah, speak of the Sumerians.

1760
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,840
I didn't even think about it in the aspect of

1761
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,840
when they say city.

1762
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,840
They mean city, dude.

1763
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,840
These people were literally cities.

1764
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,840
Thousands and thousands of people.

1765
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,840
Oh my God, I saw a thing about them.

1766
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,840
Dude, they're so smart.

1767
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,840
Their technological advances were crazy.

1768
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,840
Dude, almost.

1769
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:01,840
Yes.

1770
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,840
They were also advanced but at the same time.

1771
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,840
They were very, very...

1772
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,840
I don't know the word.

1773
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,840
What's the word like the Indians?

1774
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,840
How would you describe the Indians?

1775
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,840
Like, they could live societally

1776
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,840
but then they would flip it

1777
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,840
where they would have these games

1778
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:19,840
or they would use a head as a football.

1779
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Sure.

1780
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,840
Very archaic and primitive at the same time

1781
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,840
as they were very advanced.

1782
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,840
It's an oxymoron almost

1783
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,840
because they were very

1784
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,840
they were very intellectual

1785
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,840
and very sophisticated.

1786
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,840
For their time they were.

1787
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,840
They had calendars.

1788
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,840
They would make structures.

1789
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,840
They were more shit than that, man.

1790
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,840
They're hiding from us.

1791
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,840
The government.

1792
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,840
The people that are trying to change the thing.

1793
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,840
What government?

1794
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,840
Our government?

1795
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,840
Yeah, you know.

1796
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,840
I'm a New Guinea.

1797
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,840
You're trying to hide shit like you don't think about.

1798
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,840
We're probably all a lot blacker

1799
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,840
than we know.

1800
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,840
Oh yes.

1801
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,840
And they don't want these rich, snobby, white, bully, bully motherfuckers.

1802
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,840
You think anyone wants them here?

1803
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,840
That they're acting?

1804
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,840
I miss so much that Ant-Man.

1805
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,840
That is...

1806
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,840
They don't want that getting out to any...

1807
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,840
It already is how to.

1808
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,840
God forbid we should find out we're actually...

1809
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,840
We're the money guys.

1810
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:23,840
We're the petafight, we're Epstein Islands.

1811
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,840
We're playing blogs or what?

1812
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,840
We're trying to figure out what's going on.

1813
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,840
And there's something else too.

1814
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,840
What else? Tell me.

1815
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,840
A big thing they're trying to keep a secret.

1816
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,840
Who's trying to keep a secret?

1817
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,840
The giant.

1818
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,840
The fact that the Bible is real.

1819
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,840
The fact that it's all real and true.

1820
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,840
There are different speculations.

1821
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,840
There's different speculations on the fucking validity

1822
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,840
of the Bible.

1823
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,840
Here's what the guy said.

1824
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,840
It's a pinion, but I agree.

1825
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,840
They messed up the...

1826
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,840
I didn't do that man.

1827
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,840
The gospel.

1828
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:59,840
That was Frank that did that.

1829
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,840
I didn't do it.

1830
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,840
The Bible is real.

1831
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,840
There's all different variations.

1832
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,840
I thought you said it wasn't real.

1833
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,840
I was going to have to kill you.

1834
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,840
It's a story in a sense, but these things actually did happen.

1835
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,840
It's interpretation.

1836
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,840
There's other things they have, other things that aren't in the Bible

1837
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,840
that they know about.

1838
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:21,840
One of them that now these aliens that did our DNA

1839
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,840
they know.

1840
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,840
Aliens mess with our DNA.

1841
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,840
Where did you hear the Sumerian tablets?

1842
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:29,840
Anyways, they know.

1843
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,840
They knew they were going to be in big trouble from God.

1844
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:33,840
Who was going to be in big trouble from God?

1845
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,840
The fucking aliens, Mike!

1846
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,840
The aliens are going to be in big trouble from God.

1847
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,840
Yes!

1848
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,840
They're fallen angels, aliens.

1849
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,840
There's fallen angels as well.

1850
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,840
And then there's these other things.

1851
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:47,840
He's a creator of heaven and earth.

1852
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,840
So he made everything.

1853
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,840
God walked the earth.

1854
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,840
And so they are, you know, he's mad at them for doing this to humans.

1855
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,840
God's mad at him.

1856
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,840
They're going to get theirs as well.

1857
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,840
So there's a whole group, underground conspiracy theory,

1858
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,840
you know, the underground bases.

1859
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,840
True secrets.

1860
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,840
Of aliens and human beings, military, working together.

1861
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,840
They're convinced they're going to fight this war against God, dude.

1862
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,840
And they think they're convinced they're going to win.

1863
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,840
Yeah, but it's more, a lot of it has to do with morale

1864
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,840
and people's spirits.

1865
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,840
How much you break them down, what you can make them do.

1866
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,840
Oh, that's all coming to the word.

1867
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,840
Turn them into slaves.

1868
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,840
Yeah.

1869
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,840
They just want to scare us with everything.

1870
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,840
Oh, you're scared.

1871
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,840
You know what, if aliens were real, they would have already been here

1872
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:29,840
and they would have made themselves notice.

1873
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,840
You know, like we're some little cog in the fucking wheel.

1874
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,840
Hey, I sure.

1875
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,840
Well, yeah, but that's been here for a while.

1876
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,840
Hey, I've been here for, if they let us have it,

1877
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,840
the government had it for at least 20 or 30 years.

1878
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,840
Oh, yeah, it's more advanced than you know.

1879
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,840
You know what I mean?

1880
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,840
Like, come on.

1881
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,840
But that's creepy.

1882
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,840
You have to be a lunatic to think that.

1883
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,840
Yeah, I do.

1884
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,840
So think about how it started and now I'm telling you.

1885
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,840
Just like the internet.

1886
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,840
It used to be called, they had it going on in like the 30s and 40s.

1887
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,840
In the government, it used to be called the horseshoe.

1888
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:01,840
Okay.

1889
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,840
And then they just, well, it started in the Navy.

1890
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:05,840
Well, they use it to connect all the military.

1891
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,840
Right.

1892
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,840
It started, I think, with the Navy first.

1893
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,840
And then it was called the horseshoe.

1894
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,840
And they used computers to connect the military.

1895
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,840
And they used computers to connect everybody.

1896
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,840
Yeah.

1897
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,840
The government creates everything that's bad for us.

1898
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,840
Weapons, drugs.

1899
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,840
Well, they promote it.

1900
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,840
Well, underhandedly they do.

1901
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,840
I mean, they make us fucking...

1902
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,840
We can be manipulated easily.

1903
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,840
It's all propaganda.

1904
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,840
It's very...

1905
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,840
I'm a surrogate of drugs.

1906
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,840
Well, it does come to that also.

1907
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,840
All the really bad...

1908
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,840
What are you watching?

1909
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,840
Look, I mean, listen.

1910
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,840
God has been... God in religion

1911
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,840
has killed more people than anything in this world.

1912
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:49,840
They tried to hide Egyptian artifacts...

1913
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,840
Artifacts.

1914
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:53,840
...thought in the Grand Canyon.

1915
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,840
No, it's religion, definitely.

1916
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,840
Come on.

1917
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,840
I think it's land.

1918
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:01,840
Do you think more people have been killed for land?

1919
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,840
There's only so much land, though.

1920
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,840
You can't make more land.

1921
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,840
You can make more suit...

1922
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,840
Did you see that London, pro-Palestine,

1923
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:11,840
London packed

1924
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,840
300,000 protesters

1925
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,840
climbing on statues and shit?

1926
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,840
You can make more suicide bombers later.

1927
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,840
You can't make more land.

1928
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,840
I know, dummy.

1929
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,840
That's why they need to fight over...

1930
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,840
I'm gonna call you in a fucking minute.

1931
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,840
That's why they need to fight over a little land

1932
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:29,840
and subside down right now.

1933
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,840
Everywhere.

1934
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,840
The world is...

1935
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,840
Isn't that make you think

1936
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,840
that everything is shitty right now

1937
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,840
powerful?

1938
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,840
We have no friends.

1939
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:43,840
I'm not worried about that.

1940
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,840
I'm worried about fucking what's gonna happen

1941
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,840
inside our borders.

1942
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,840
That's what I'm worried about.

1943
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,840
We don't have allies.

1944
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,840
We don't have allies.

1945
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,840
We don't have allies.

1946
01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,840
It's not even on our soil.

1947
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,840
I'm gonna show off a bass guitar.

1948
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,840
Yeah, let's do it.

1949
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,840
Nice.

1950
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,840
This is a national bass guitar.

1951
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,840
This is my good friend Sherry.

1952
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:09,840
We talked about it all the time.

1953
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,840
This was a brother Joey's bass.

1954
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,840
What do you guys do?

1955
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,840
It's got the scroll head stock.

1956
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,840
It's got the scroll head stock.

1957
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,840
This motherfucker's vintage is shit.

1958
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:21,840
School is shit.

1959
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,840
How much for the bass? Do we have an option?

1960
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,840
I'm not selling the bass because it's not mine.

1961
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,840
This bass is not for sale.

1962
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,840
It's Sherry's bass and I just want to say it was...

1963
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,840
You're not gonna play it?

1964
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:33,840
No, it was her late brother Joey's bass.

1965
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,840
Play it on the podcast, man.

1966
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:37,840
I know she's gonna also be glad to be a say...

1967
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,840
I know you don't understand that.

1968
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,840
Yeah, motherfuckers. Let me get this out.

1969
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,840
Will you shut the fuck up?

1970
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:45,840
Man, you want to fight right here in front of our guest?

1971
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,840
No, I'm talking to him.

1972
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,840
I'm talking to our guys. All both of you bitches.

1973
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,840
Alright, let me just say this, man.

1974
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,840
Okay, Sherry's bass.

1975
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,840
That used to be her brother Joey's bass.

1976
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:57,840
I'm gonna say her brother Joey was beautiful.

1977
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,840
He was a beautiful guy.

1978
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,840
He passed away, rusting peace.

1979
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,840
And he was a cool motherfucker.

1980
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,840
And a lot of times,

1981
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,840
Sherry would talk to me about her.

1982
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,840
About him when he was hanging out.

1983
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,840
Man, how many beers have you had, man?

1984
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:13,840
A couple. I'm not fucked up.

1985
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,840
Yeah, you are, man. Don't get all kissing and shit.

1986
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,840
Fuck off. I'm just saying.

1987
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,840
I just want to make Sherry feel good.

1988
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,840
Love you, Sherry.

1989
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,840
She's gonna be glad. I said that.

1990
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,840
Feel good, Sherry. I love you too, Sherry.

1991
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,840
Feel good. She's fine.

1992
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,840
What are you talking about?

1993
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,840
Something we don't?

1994
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,840
Did he know something we don't know?

1995
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,840
Are you talking to Sherry?

1996
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,840
What the fuck?

1997
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:39,840
I'm just piping in.

1998
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,840
She's okay.

1999
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,840
She's fine. That's the thing.

2000
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:45,840
She doesn't need to say anything.

2001
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,840
He's crazy.

2002
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,840
Who's crazy? Mike.

2003
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:51,840
I'm not.

2004
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,840
I got to say, Sherry, a fucking thumbs up.

2005
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,840
Yeah, no.

2006
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,840
Feel better.

2007
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,840
He didn't say feel better.

2008
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,840
He just said feel good.

2009
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:03,840
I'm busted his balls.

2010
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:05,840
I know. I'm just busted your balls, man.

2011
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,840
He's a lead off hitter.

2012
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:09,840
I'm good, man.

2013
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,840
Feel good makes sense for someone that's not sick as well.

2014
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,840
I just piped in.

2015
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,840
I don't even know Sherry.

2016
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:19,840
I was like, hey, where goes Sherry?

2017
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:21,840
What the fuck, you guys attack me.

2018
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,840
Feel good.

2019
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:25,840
You got this on video?

2020
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:27,840
Sherry will probably be like, you're fucking evil.

2021
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,840
If you've never done anything wrong before, this is going to be it.

2022
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,840
I was looking up for it, you guys.

2023
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:33,840
Why are you starting me?

2024
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,840
And the reason I...

2025
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,840
I'm yelling and we're just pausing the ball.

2026
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,840
I don't even know Sherry.

2027
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:41,840
I know and the reason that I'm selling the...

2028
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,840
I'm showing the bass today

2029
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,840
instead of a guitar

2030
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,840
for the guitar corners, because

2031
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,840
I got many guitars, but I only got three

2032
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,840
basses and Sherry's bass was one of them.

2033
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:53,840
But she's going to...

2034
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,840
She wanted me to give it back to her

2035
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:57,840
because she wants to play it.

2036
01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,840
You stole it from her, right?

2037
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:01,840
No, I didn't steal it.

2038
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,840
No, no, she gave it to me.

2039
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:05,840
And she said, someday I might want this back

2040
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,840
and I said, you got it.

2041
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,840
And I did some repairs on it, actually,

2042
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:11,840
and now I'm giving it back to her

2043
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,840
better than she gave it to me.

2044
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:15,840
So, fuck off.

2045
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:17,840
Fuck you.

2046
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,840
I don't know why you're so aggressive to me tonight.

2047
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,840
You're all fucking nice upstairs.

2048
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,840
That's because I can get a hold of you.

2049
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,840
I'm not aggressive. You're very aggressive.

2050
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,840
Be very nice. Yeah, okay.

2051
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,840
You're treating me like you're treating your wife.

2052
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,840
Whatever. I'm very nice to my wife.

2053
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,840
From what you just told us.

2054
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,840
She is a dumb.

2055
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,840
Sherry is a girl.

2056
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:39,840
She's a woman.

2057
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,840
What do you think she was, a trans?

2058
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,840
We don't know.

2059
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,840
We don't know any trans.

2060
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:47,840
We don't think we would have that person on here.

2061
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,840
The only one that would be a them

2062
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,840
is a woman, but she's a woman too.

2063
01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:53,840
I don't think she's transitioned yet.

2064
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,840
She's a pal too, though.

2065
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,840
Where's she going?

2066
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,840
She's not.

2067
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,840
She's going to cut it off and sew it to her neck.

2068
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,840
That's how defiant she is.

2069
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,840
Dude, she's not doing anything.

2070
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,840
Oh, come on.

2071
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,840
Maybe just put it on her elbow.

2072
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,840
Tiffany don't ever change.

2073
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,840
Unless it's in front of me.

2074
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,840
As long as it's not from...

2075
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,840
What is that?

2076
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,840
Woman to man.

2077
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:21,840
W to M.

2078
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,840
Man to woman.

2079
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:25,840
What's the next one?

2080
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,840
What are you talking about?

2081
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,840
Woman to man.

2082
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:31,840
The pussy.

2083
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,840
Yeah, I did.

2084
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,840
You want to talk about the vagina

2085
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,840
being infected all the time

2086
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,840
and festering, smelling fucking wound.

2087
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,840
Okay, I mean, this is...

2088
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,840
Larry's a doctor now.

2089
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,840
Do you know anyone

2090
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,840
with a good pussy that's a fucking tranny?

2091
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:49,840
I don't really hang out with trannies.

2092
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:51,840
Oh, why now?

2093
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,840
That's not my gig, man.

2094
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,840
I don't like that shit.

2095
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,840
But there was...

2096
01:08:57,840 --> 01:08:59,840
It's an open wound, technically.

2097
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:01,840
That's it.

2098
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,840
You have to put sutures and stuff in it.

2099
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,840
You gotta keep that motherfucker open or else it'll feel...

2100
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,840
It's not...

2101
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,840
This is our next song.

2102
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,840
This guy.

2103
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:13,840
Here's what happened to me.

2104
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:15,840
Here's what happened to me.

2105
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,840
Oh, boy.

2106
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,840
I'm always saying I don't think his paws are getting me high.

2107
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:21,840
I can't get high of his weed.

2108
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,840
It doesn't give me high anymore.

2109
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:25,840
So I went and I got some...

2110
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,840
He was so high he was not now.

2111
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:29,840
I went and I got some really good, high-grade shit.

2112
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,840
Really fucking shit this year.

2113
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:33,840
I got a black eye and a wet side.

2114
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:35,840
Good shit, man.

2115
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:37,840
I did this because I got my

2116
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,840
my new zoo pass.

2117
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,840
I got a pass because it was so damn expensive.

2118
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:43,840
You gotta pay it.

2119
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:45,840
So, right, exactly.

2120
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,840
You can't not.

2121
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,840
You better get the whole fucking thing because...

2122
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,840
You're right by the zoo.

2123
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:53,840
You be a fool not to.

2124
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:55,840
You're all free every time after.

2125
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:57,840
Exactly.

2126
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:59,840
You're not out in front of the barricade.

2127
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:01,840
No.

2128
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,840
I have a kid.

2129
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:05,840
Never in the barricade.

2130
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,840
In the Africa.

2131
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,840
I feel him good.

2132
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,840
I'm finally really high.

2133
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:15,840
I'm like, man, I'm gonna go to the zoo.

2134
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:17,840
I'm having a great time.

2135
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,840
I'm gonna go to the zoo and jump in the bamboo cave.

2136
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,840
I have fun now.

2137
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,840
I'm in great, man.

2138
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:25,840
Beautiful day, wonderful shit.

2139
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,840
Everything's fine.

2140
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:29,840
I get home, man.

2141
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,840
I'm just pounding the hell out of my girlfriend.

2142
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,840
We had the best sex.

2143
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,840
We ever in our life, it was just, you know...

2144
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,840
Like a fucking peacock.

2145
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,840
Every position screaming and yelling and making groans.

2146
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:41,840
I never heard, you know what I mean? Just incredible.

2147
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,840
Then I passed right out.

2148
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,840
She stole your wallet.

2149
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,840
I was like, sleeping like, you know...

2150
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,840
And I wake up hours later, you know...

2151
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,840
She's gone. This girl is gone, you know.

2152
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,840
And, man...

2153
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,840
What the fuck happened, you know?

2154
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,840
Holy shit, that's some great weed.

2155
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,840
I look out the window and there's...

2156
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,840
cop cars and people going around the neighborhood and shit.

2157
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:07,840
And a zoo vehicle.

2158
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,840
I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?

2159
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,840
And I flip on the news,

2160
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:13,840
there's an alert there is a monkey

2161
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,840
missing from the fucking zoo.

2162
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,840
And then you realize you don't have a girlfriend?

2163
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:19,840
And I'm thinking, fuck, man.

2164
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:27,840
I'm not married, I don't have a girlfriend.

2165
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:31,840
Oh, man.

2166
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:33,840
This guy goes down fucking sick old...

2167
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,840
So wait, just better!

2168
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:37,840
So they're going door to door.

2169
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:39,840
They finally come to my door.

2170
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:41,840
I go downstairs, I open the door and I say, what's grand?

2171
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,840
They say, well, we thought maybe you might have seen

2172
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,840
a monkey got loose from the zoo.

2173
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:47,840
And I said, no, I haven't seen her.

2174
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,840
And they're like, well, how do you know it's her?

2175
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,840
Exactly.

2176
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,840
Put them down.

2177
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,840
Don and we're coming in hot.

2178
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,840
That was good, Mark.

2179
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,840
That was very good.

2180
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,840
I was trying bits out.

2181
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:03,840
It was hard to get a delivery out.

2182
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,840
It really was.

2183
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,840
Exactly.

2184
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,840
It's almost impossible to tell a joke on the podcast.

2185
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:11,840
I must have gotten it quick about it though.

2186
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,840
You can't tell a story.

2187
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,840
Yeah, you can't be a fucking guy

2188
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:17,840
who tells a two-minute story on the show.

2189
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:19,840
You gotta get it down and you gotta keep more interesting.

2190
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:21,840
They said trying your material out.

2191
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:23,840
Yeah, I've been working on this one.

2192
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,840
This fucking guy.

2193
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,840
Kind of, yeah.

2194
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,840
It's like the other one.

2195
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,840
So then do you hear that shit about the World Economic Forum?

2196
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,840
I haven't heard that.

2197
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,840
No, but then do you see that guy suit?

2198
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,840
Like fucking looks like a piece of shit.

2199
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,840
Yeah, the villain, no, I'm good. Thank you.

2200
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:41,840
Yeah, the villain. It's like an evil villain from a sci-fi movie.

2201
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,840
Who would listen to this guy?

2202
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,840
What do you mean who wouldn't listen to this guy?

2203
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,840
I don't know. He's looking like that.

2204
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,840
It's obviously evil.

2205
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,840
It's a boys club.

2206
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,840
Who's the guy who just won?

2207
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,840
The guy who just won in our team.

2208
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:57,840
Yeah, the chainsaw dude.

2209
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,840
The guy who just won.

2210
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:01,840
Have you heard of chainsaw?

2211
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,840
Yeah, I've heard of chainsaw.

2212
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,840
Yeah, I've heard of chainsaw.

2213
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,840
The coach nipping coach.

2214
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,840
He's got the crazy hair but

2215
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,840
good for him, man.

2216
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:13,840
Got busted sniffing the bleachers.

2217
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,840
Who have you heard?

2218
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:17,840
I don't care dude. He's a good guy for you.

2219
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:19,840
Yeah, you take a chainsaw to fucking his rallies.

2220
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:21,840
Fuck, I think it's Argentina.

2221
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,840
No.

2222
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,840
Wait a second.

2223
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:27,840
No, Argentina.

2224
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,840
Madero?

2225
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,840
No. Javier Malay is the man.

2226
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,840
He's got his...

2227
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:35,840
Yeah, he's got like great...

2228
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:37,840
Yeah, the chainsaw.

2229
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:39,840
He's a libertarian.

2230
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,840
Well, they compare him to Trump.

2231
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,840
Yeah, that's the same guy.

2232
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,840
He would bring fucking chainsaws to his rallies.

2233
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,840
Libertarian school.

2234
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,840
They're different views.

2235
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,840
Some of them are good.

2236
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,840
I'm just asking, check the books in the shit.

2237
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:55,840
Libertarian?

2238
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:57,840
Oh man, you really need a tiny cowboy hat.

2239
01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,840
What's the deal?

2240
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,840
All right.

2241
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,840
Next time you come on, we're getting you a tiny cowboy hat.

2242
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,840
That's a great deal from Trump.

2243
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,840
From working in the library to becoming president of his nation.

2244
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,840
A man or a liberal or something.

2245
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:11,840
Well, a libertarian is someone

2246
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,840
that doesn't believe that there should be a lot of government.

2247
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,840
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

2248
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,840
But how do you disseminate that?

2249
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:19,840
They would believe that like...

2250
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,840
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

2251
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:23,840
You can't have two conversations going on

2252
01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:25,840
because they... you don't...

2253
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,840
They're blurring each other out.

2254
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,840
What are we gonna say Frank?

2255
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,840
I'm gonna start a new party called

2256
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:33,840
Common Sense and Truth.

2257
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:35,840
That's the one I'm starting.

2258
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:37,840
You should just go to the Wig Party.

2259
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,840
The Wig Party was a thing at one point.

2260
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:41,840
Common Sense and Truth and Reality.

2261
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,840
That's the world I'm living in and I'm gonna like...

2262
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,840
RFK is running as an independent

2263
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,840
so that's as close as you're gonna get.

2264
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:49,840
I mean, I don't think they're gonna really take that title too seriously

2265
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:51,840
but if you get it on a ballot

2266
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:53,840
you're gonna use our taxpayer money to print it.

2267
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:55,840
The Democrats and Republicans suck too.

2268
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:57,840
They're all in fucking bad luck.

2269
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:59,840
Yeah, dude, it doesn't matter.

2270
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,840
What doesn't matter?

2271
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,840
The plus is the same for all but just exactly.

2272
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:05,840
It's like a fucking horse.

2273
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,840
Yeah, you want it in your teeth or your balls.

2274
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:09,840
Exactly.

2275
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:11,840
I'm gonna block it.

2276
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,840
Yeah, I can.

2277
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,840
If I could make a stop bro,

2278
01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:17,840
you'd want to get in your teeth or your balls.

2279
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,840
Exactly.

2280
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,840
I'm gonna take my teeth.

2281
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:23,840
I'm not gonna take nothing.

2282
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,840
Because then they're taking your voice because that's what they want to do.

2283
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,840
They want to silence everybody.

2284
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,840
I'm still talking no teeth.

2285
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:33,840
I'm gonna give it my fucking elbow and my PhD.

2286
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,840
I'm missing teeth.

2287
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,840
Pretty hard to get.

2288
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,840
I was getting too about these ancient civilizations and shit.

2289
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:45,840
The records literally all happened before.

2290
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,840
They started right themselves.

2291
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:49,840
The civilization is rising up and then getting destroyed.

2292
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:53,840
You know that part they say there might have been a nuclear blast somewhere?

2293
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,840
Wait a second, wait a second.

2294
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:57,840
Wait a second, wait a second.

2295
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,840
I want to hear this again.

2296
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,840
A culture is so polluted.

2297
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:03,840
Yeah.

2298
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,840
Exactly, just like it happened then.

2299
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:07,840
People are bad.

2300
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:09,840
They're outdated with shit from other bad countries.

2301
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:15,840
Now listen, what Mark is saying is that back in BC, before Jesus, way long ago,

2302
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,840
there was already real fucking advanced civilizations.

2303
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,840
They got wiped out from a nuclear blast already.

2304
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,840
From their own fucking doing.

2305
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:29,840
This is heavy, if not heavier of a bomb than what we got going on now.

2306
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,840
You'd be able to get soil samples of that.

2307
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,840
Yeah.

2308
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,840
Nothing's going on new.

2309
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:37,840
It's like music.

2310
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,840
It all repeats itself.

2311
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:41,840
There ain't no new notes or chord.

2312
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,840
That's what they're trying to hide.

2313
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,840
The government is trying to hide what?

2314
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:47,840
That this shit has all happened before.

2315
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,840
Does it matter?

2316
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,840
No, it doesn't.

2317
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,840
I don't care.

2318
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:59,840
To be honest with you, to say that yes, we had all this technology and we fucking took it from you, mother fuckers.

2319
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,840
Right.

2320
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:03,840
But do you want to be that advanced?

2321
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,840
No.

2322
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:07,840
Why on computers?

2323
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,840
Why they want to keep struggling back to the same point?

2324
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:15,840
But I'm just saying though, what point do you think we are in this timeline then?

2325
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,840
We're probably like cavemen then in this timeline.

2326
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,840
Right.

2327
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,840
We probably are like cavemen in this timeline.

2328
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:23,840
Oh yeah.

2329
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,840
Without a cell phone.

2330
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:27,840
Yeah, I'm not talking about that.

2331
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:29,840
I'm not talking about cell phones.

2332
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:33,840
I'm talking about so advanced that you can't control.

2333
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:35,840
We're like that.

2334
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:39,840
That it's like digital society.

2335
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:43,840
Handprints, face prints, everything you have to use.

2336
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,840
Your biometrics is what controls your body.

2337
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,840
No, you don't want to do that.

2338
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,840
Chips in your hand.

2339
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,840
There you go.

2340
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:53,840
It's going to be the chip of all of you.

2341
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,840
Well, that's what I'm saying.

2342
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,840
They already know so much about you and everything.

2343
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,840
They already know so much.

2344
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:01,840
We talk about this all the time that your data is worth more than you as a human being.

2345
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,840
How much money did you make that year?

2346
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:07,840
Let's say you made $60,000.

2347
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:09,840
I made $4,500.

2348
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:11,840
Yeah, because you're a sugar baby.

2349
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:13,840
So I'm just saying.

2350
01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:17,840
Okay, so let's say that, so Larry's a prime example actually because he has a phone.

2351
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:19,840
Larry makes $4,500 last year.

2352
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,840
His information.

2353
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,840
I don't know what I made.

2354
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,840
I'm just saying.

2355
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,840
I know.

2356
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:29,840
Zero.

2357
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:31,840
He knows.

2358
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,840
They think Mary's housing an immigrant here.

2359
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,840
So what happened?

2360
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:37,840
So what happened?

2361
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,840
He's going to take a look at you.

2362
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,840
They totally deport you.

2363
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,840
He works for a whole year and got his income,

2364
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:47,840
but the information, everything in the information is worth more than him as a person

2365
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,840
because he gets targeted ads.

2366
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,840
He's his cell phone gets fucking emails.

2367
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:53,840
You know what I mean?

2368
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:55,840
He spends money, but people pay for your information.

2369
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,840
It's passed around like a cheap whore.

2370
01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,840
Right.

2371
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:01,840
They should give you money for this shit.

2372
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:03,840
They should do that.

2373
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:05,840
That's another thing.

2374
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:07,840
We should get you now.

2375
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,840
How was your weekend?

2376
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,840
How was your zoo?

2377
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,840
How was the zoo?

2378
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:15,840
They got a monkey.

2379
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:17,840
Your information.

2380
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,840
Fucking gorilla.

2381
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:21,840
I heard the giraffe gives good health.

2382
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:23,840
It's a great add to your throat.

2383
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:27,840
It's a great add to your throat.

2384
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:29,840
It's your tiny little packer.

2385
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:31,840
It's like a carrot.

2386
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:33,840
Yeah, and it bites it off and fucks it.

2387
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,840
I never understand people that were into that shit.

2388
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:37,840
Beastiality?

2389
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:39,840
I just don't understand that.

2390
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,840
I just don't understand animals.

2391
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,840
That's the first thing I've heard.

2392
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:45,840
I mean, I see if you're like a tweaker and you live on a farm.

2393
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,840
That's pretty twisty.

2394
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,840
I know, and it's maybe...

2395
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:51,840
That's like one variable.

2396
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:53,840
You're gonna live on a farm.

2397
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:55,840
That's fine then.

2398
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,840
That's one variable.

2399
01:19:57,840 --> 01:19:59,840
He's not tweaked out.

2400
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:01,840
I mean, shit, dude.

2401
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,840
What do you do when you're tweaked out?

2402
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,840
You go fuck the sheep.

2403
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:07,840
Or get fucked by animals, man.

2404
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,840
You got dogs around.

2405
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,840
Is anyone seeing this shit? Is it for real? Breaking bad too?

2406
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,840
I don't know.

2407
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,840
I've seen it show last night.

2408
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:17,840
That hen got a DNA.

2409
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,840
He comes out of the ground.

2410
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:21,840
He's got a cigarette.

2411
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,840
No, it's been one of his.

2412
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:25,840
He's from the ripping fucking dingers.

2413
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:27,840
It's...

2414
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,840
He comes out of the ground. He's back alive.

2415
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,840
Oh, really?

2416
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:33,840
Yeah, and he's running now with drug operation.

2417
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:35,840
He's a meth kingpin now.

2418
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:37,840
He's running the whole operation. He's gay.

2419
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,840
And his cohorts are shooting beams from their eyes,

2420
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,840
killing people.

2421
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,840
And he's got Jesse and Walth again

2422
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,840
and slaves making meth for him.

2423
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,840
I think you just had a dream.

2424
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:49,840
Last night, it was breaking bad too.

2425
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,840
I think it was fake.

2426
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,840
It might have been fake, but I don't know.

2427
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:55,840
Yeah, I think it was fake.

2428
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,840
You got fooled by the internet.

2429
01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,840
We were just talking about this.

2430
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:01,840
No, I got everything under control.

2431
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:03,840
Dude, it didn't look fake to me, dude.

2432
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,840
I wouldn't believe it.

2433
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:07,840
It's a show.

2434
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:09,840
It's really coming out.

2435
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:11,840
This one clip from the series

2436
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:13,840
was not clips put together.

2437
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,840
This was new shit.

2438
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:17,840
These were new scenes, completely new fucking scenes.

2439
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,840
All right.

2440
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:21,840
We should shut down because I gotta fucking take a piss.

2441
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:23,840
We'll do another one.

2442
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,840
Yeah, let's do another one.

2443
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,840
I don't want to do another one.

2444
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,840
Holiday weekend.

2445
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,840
The whole sexuality.

2446
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:33,840
Frank just yelled out holiday weekend.

2447
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:35,840
For no reason.

2448
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,840
Man, I know you don't know.

2449
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,840
That's amazing.

2450
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,840
So do you see that big show?

2451
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:43,840
First, it was just awful that there was a high school teacher

2452
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,840
at the cookie meth.

2453
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,840
We'll get a cancer.

2454
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:49,840
Now, the second one, they've got fucking demons

2455
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,840
and homosexuality.

2456
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:53,840
All right.

2457
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:55,840
This is Larry.

2458
01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,840
Taking over the controls.

2459
01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,840
We're not shutting down yet.

2460
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:01,840
And I want to say

2461
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:03,840
thank you for tuning in and have a great night.

2462
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,840
And we love you.

2463
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:07,840
Peace out.

2464
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,840
Check this out.

2465
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:11,840
It was like when true blood

2466
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:13,840
was on the ground.

2467
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:15,840
I'm not one second.

2468
01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:17,840
I'm fucking this up.

2469
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,840
I just couldn't get into it anymore.

2470
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:21,840
It was too fake.

2471
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,840
The vampires were fine.

2472
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,840
But once I'm not buying it.

2473
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:27,840
Have a good evening.

2474
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:43,840
We're going to do another one.