Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
And...
And Needles.
And...
And Needles.
Show.
Hey everybody, how's it going?
Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
And we set it up so we have a little different angle on the view today on the bass.
Video aspect.
Yeah, on the angle.
Because there's a whole multitude of different shit down here.
So we want to see which angle suits us the best.
Guitars in an American flag with the drug rug are looking pretty good today.
Yeah.
And we're not going to do it right now, but I'm going to announce that...
I'm going to start a new segment, Larry's legendary guitars or some bullshit will come up with a name.
Where's this going to be? Starting another podcast?
No, no.
We're going to have a two second thing where I show off one of my guitars here.
Wait a second. You already have Larry's autistic corner, alright?
You need to pick and choose your big guy.
Alright, well then fuck that.
No, I don't know because you can't speak English sometimes.
We won't do the autistic corner on those days.
Those levels peeking in there, they're going yellow sometimes in the red box.
Larry?
I know.
Okay, well I just want to make sure.
But that's fine.
Shout out to Ann Marie for giving us tips.
I will not cough into the microphone anymore.
Larry's mom, she's the best.
Yeah.
I mean she's a huge supporter, which is amazing.
Thanks mom.
No more coughing and we each have our own joint.
So thank you Ann Marie for the positivity.
Yeah, my mom was like, you guys are, it's cool but you've got to roll your own joint each.
You're passing back and forth that fucking joint.
It's distracting.
You know.
Looks like we don't have any money.
Right, I'm like okay.
It's a little bro, can't afford weed.
We'll make sure we...
So we'll take that constructive criticism.
Here's the other thing too.
Kiki was sitting in between us.
Oh yes.
And I was smoking so it was really dramatic looking when I was reaching 10 feet across the room.
But like I said, thank you Ann Marie for giving us a...
So shout out to Big Joe and Ann Marie.
Yeah.
Sorry you're one kids of Fanook and you're other kids allergic to shirts.
And I'm sorry for Needle's parents too.
One of your kids passed away and the other kid is a fucking asshole.
Man, you just really, I don't know what you were going to say there.
One more fighting words almost.
That's what he thought about it twice.
Got no problems fighting on our 69.
What are you doing smoking cigarettes down there, ass clown?
I told Joe he was going to have a heater and he said that that was fine.
I didn't say that was fine.
I said no motherfucker, no.
Well I have one heater, okay?
That's fine.
I only have one.
Gosh.
I'm going in a couple weeks without smoking and I got to tell you, am I an edge?
It's more than a week man.
No, it's been a week.
It started last week.
No motherfucker.
I got the thing from Jeff.
I know, I'm just busting your balls man.
You're a cock sucker.
I should have kept on riding with it.
Damn it.
But I don't want you to have a grabber right here.
I'll have to fuck you.
I'll have a neck grabber.
I'll be fucking grabbing your fucking neck.
Well since you, it's going to be a dick grabber.
Yeah.
Fucking Fanook.
So, Tuesday we didn't do an episode.
So we tried to do a live episode but it did not turn out as well as we thought it was going to.
Because Needles doesn't know the ins and outs of talking into a microphone and it's partially
my fault because he doesn't know how to.
There were four of us at one point with three microphones so I had to pass the microphone
to Carlo.
It's nothing to do with it.
Before anybody was there you're just whispering and holding it too far away and holding it
at the wrong angle.
Alright, well fucking aim man.
With those hand helds man, you got to be speaking directly.
Like when you're, like when you're, like when you're, like when you're, like when you're
on Boys Town.
On your knees.
I got you.
When you're at the glory hole.
That's right son.
So yes, are we trying to do an episode?
And it didn't work out that well.
So, and we also, a band started playing right in the middle, or tuning up right in the middle
of it.
But what did work out pretty good was, what I thought was pretty good.
And I'm going to do a lot better next time because now I have my writers, now that I've
made my three minute debut, I have my writers working overtime.
Oh yeah, Larry did a comedy set.
It was awesome.
Good job brother.
It was really good bro.
It made me laugh.
Larry said some really off color jokes that made some women very uncomfortable and that
made me die laughing.
But you know what man?
Some people went, there were audible grunts and it was the greatest thing ever because
I was dying.
Three or four of those chicks came up to me.
One girl said to me, Larry.
You said the exact perfect thing at the perfect time.
Thank you my friend.
Who said this?
So, so broad.
So broad.
The one that was fucking you said was, I don't want to get into it because you always freak
out when I say something personal that you did when we're out in the bar.
Well who?
Which broad?
I don't know what her name was man.
You know me.
I don't fucking know what her name was.
What did she look like?
She looked okay man.
I didn't ask you if she was hot or not, I asked you what she looked like, you perv.
It's all I could remember is that I would.
I mean your wife is only what, 30 feet away.
This is the only safe space you can say.
I love my wife and I would never cheat on my wife but I can tell you, okay, she was
a short, okay, she was shorter than me and she had sandy blonde hair, kind of messy looking,
pretty good looking, not bad.
She wasn't bad.
So she liked your comedy set?
Yeah.
So you're available for private parties?
No I didn't.
You probably should have, you need to sell yourself better.
That would have been a good idea but.
Yeah, definitely.
I mean if you're gonna sell yourself, you might as well.
I'm available for one-on-one parties.
Peddrooms, garages, alleyways, whatever more you feel uncomfortable.
Whoever you think is safe.
Police station.
My cat is really getting into it over there.
You really are enamored with your cat.
I love my cat.
I didn't say you did.
Harmony is down here.
But, so Larry's set was awesome.
It was a good job, brother.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
I had a real, like I said, people were audibly grunting and I was laughing as loud as I could
and it was the greatest thing ever.
You always support your boys, man, in whatever venture they wanna do, man.
And I wanna shout out to your boys.
Evan and Ollie, they were there, the bass player from my band, Evan and Ollie, his friend
that fixed his turntables and he also jams, he's a DJ and other things, not to mention.
They said they couldn't stop laughing.
Evan told me that his face was hurting from laughing so much.
I just gave you kudos.
No, no, I'm just telling you what one of my buddies said.
I mean now you're doing yelp reviews on your comedy set.
No, I'm just saying, man, because here's the thing.
I never did it before and I gotta-
You've done it before on stage.
Not doing jokes and stuff.
Yeah, but only in between songs and shit.
Well, yeah, obviously you can't do it during a song.
I never went up there with the sole intent purpose of telling a joke without a guitar
in my hand, you know.
I mean, that's something totally different.
Well, it was good, it was fun.
There's a little bar or boy had a holiday party and later you got a new guitar.
Yes, and that's what led me to say I want to have a new segment where I show off a guitar
every once in a while.
Okay.
Because I got a lot of kick ass guitars, man.
Here's a few of them.
Right here.
It's not fake, it's not a green screen.
No, these aren't-
Oh, sorry.
No, this isn't a green screen.
We don't have to grab one right now, you can just touch it.
That's fine, thanks Larry.
These motherfuckers-
Your artistic order hasn't started yet, but you just have to touch everything.
I'll tell ya.
Everything's a door to have in Boy's Town.
If ever this was a green screen, there would be a seam somewhere.
No, no, that's like wallpaper I'm thinking.
You ever see like-
Yeah, the text definitely won't be there.
We played the small bar where the back of the stage was Marshall Stax, wallpaper of just
the whole row of Marshall Stax.
Oh, okay.
It was really cool looking, man.
It was really cool.
Yeah, it almost made me not want to set up my amp in front of it, because I had this
little something or other at the time.
And I'm like, shit, I'm ruining the look.
Yeah, but I mean, anywhere you go, you ruin the look.
Yeah, we looked like we were Metallica that night.
You and that scarf.
Do you see that they had a scarf at Crab McGon last night that I showed you?
Yes.
Maybe you should get that.
Maybe I'll get you that for Christmas.
Oh, that's- did it say Crab McGon?
Yeah, it said Crab McGon.
It did?
Yeah.
Oh, man, motherfucker.
That'll be your Christmas present since you're spit-jagger with that thing.
Oh, man, that's great.
Larry looks like a poleman's Che Guevara.
That's all right.
So- excuse me.
So this place that we were at was called the Club Shot in a Beer.
And my buddy that I didn't know was my buddy until that very day.
One of my boys.
Yeah.
Dude I know for, since fuck 30 years, more than 30 years.
Well, I didn't.
He's a good dude.
Owns a record shop, owns a music store.
And what it's- and it's called?
Revolution Records.
That's right, Revolution Records.
I wasn't sure if he wanted me to say the name of it on here, so that's why I looked to you before.
No, I'll say it.
I mean, he did the podcast there.
And he came on.
Yeah.
So it's not like-
He was ready to expose himself.
Yeah, so it wasn't-
He was ready to ruin his career by showing his face.
Yeah, it was a learning experience.
What to do and what not to do for a lot of podcasts.
Yes.
But it was very, very fun.
And we hung out in this guitar shop.
So me, Needles, my bass player, Carlo, Kiki, we all went into the guitar shop.
And Evan was looking through the records and he's going, Larry, look at this.
You know, he's looking through all the punk records going, wow, look at this, look at that.
And he had all these cool records.
And Carlo was like, do you want a job here?
And he's like, hell no, man.
No, he is very knowledgeable about music.
And then we're looking at the guitars and I see this guitar in the top row.
Oh, man, bang, there it is.
I'm like, holy fuck.
You know, this is what you should bring the guitar down to show what you're talking about.
Do you not?
I have the guitar here.
I know, but you don't understand.
You were going to talk about it.
You knew you were going to talk about it.
You just said five minutes ago, man, I really want to do a corner on guitars.
And here is your opportunity that God has just given you.
Yeah, well, we're just...
And you dropped the ball.
I'm not dropping the ball.
Where's the guitar?
It's right here.
Oh, shit, sorry.
My bad.
I'm ready to go.
I'm even ready to...
I didn't even see it over here.
I apologize, Larry.
So I'm looking up into the sky in the top row, the upper tier of like...
It's like over 10 foot tall.
And here's what it is, like kind of the cheaper, cooler, quirkier guitars, you know.
Like the shit that maybe a kid wouldn't want, but it would take a guy that's my age that
had something like this in childhood.
And I just happened to see the very first guitar that I ever had.
So this guitar, we were getting high in this kid Dave's house.
Dave Blaggett, he was this spoiled...
I don't know if you should be using names, but...
He was this spoiled fucking bully kid in the neighborhood.
And he used to push us around.
But then later, when we started getting high and shit, and he was two years older than me,
he befriended me.
And so one time I'm at his house and he had this electric guitar and I'm holding it and
I'm playing it, fucking around it.
I don't know what I'm doing at the time.
I'm in like sixth grade, you know.
And he's like, hey man, you look like Jimi Hendrix with that, you know, because I had
this fro and I'm like, hey, can I borrow this thing?
And he's like, sure, man, yeah, you can borrow it.
And then so I took it home that night and I was like, wow, this thing is fucking awesome.
You know, I fell in love with it.
And then of course...
Are you going to show it or what?
I was never going to return the thing.
And I'm telling the story, motherfucker.
I don't want to show the guitar.
I mean, the suspects is killing people.
Hold on, man.
Well, don't worry.
The people that are listening are having a good old time.
I didn't say they wanted to.
So, oh man.
So anyway, he lets me borrow the guitar.
I take the guitar home.
And now I don't want to give the guitar back.
So I tell the kid at school, hey man, I'll give you.
I'll give you 25 bucks for the guitar.
Okay.
So now we're in middle school.
This kid, I got to bullshit him until the end of school ends.
So now he's in high school and I'm in seventh grade and I still haven't paid him for the guitar.
And he's like, hey man, I'd see him once in a while.
You going to give me that money for that guitar?
Oh yeah, yeah, sure dude.
Oh yeah.
And I, you know, 25 bucks it might as well have been a million dollars because I, you know,
I was going to-
You were thief, me.
Yeah, basically.
You stole it.
I stole it.
Like dirty, dirty Mexican you stole it.
Aw man.
Just like you.
I didn't want to say it like that.
I didn't say that.
But anyways-
R.I.P. Dave also.
So, my mom, well anyways, long story short-
And that was a joke.
My mom actually gave him 20 bucks about four or five years later.
You get caught in the court.
And the kid would be seeing me.
The kid would see me.
I'd be walking down the street because he lived in my neighborhood and shit, only a
block away.
And he would see me and he'd be like, leery, leery.
You know, I'd pretend I didn't hear him and I'd start walking the other way.
Now, the only difference, and this is the guitar man, and this motherfucker-
Is cool as hell.
Is cool as fuck.
This paint job is amazing.
This is a harmony.
And the difference is-
Oh, he's got chips in it.
You can tell that.
Yeah, it's got lots of chips.
Hey man, why don't you give me moves?
Welcome to Larry's Autistic Corner.
It's a corner, but it has round corners.
I just-
It's pretty cool.
The pickups are built in.
The speakers are built into the pickups.
You gotta- I mean, come on man, that thing's pretty cool.
No, there's no speakers in the pickups.
Or the- what are they passed through?
Not passed through.
The pickups are flush mounted to the top of the pickguard.
Yeah, like there's a mesh on them, I mean.
They're not even-
Some can-
Dropped into the body, yeah.
Actually, you could see how the second-
The bridge pickup is elevated.
Yeah, you could see the bottom.
With some kind of rubber spacers.
Hmm.
And the differences from this guitar to the one I had when I was a child is-
Mine was-
Red with a black edge, like a sunburst.
Mm-hmm.
With a white pickguard.
Mm-hmm.
Black knobs.
Sometimes didn't work.
And then it did not have the whammy bar.
Other than that, it's exactly the fucking same.
You can't-
That's not just plain music, they're in the whole podcast, alright?
I enjoy it as much as everyone else does, but-
Well, and I'm just telling you guys, so I have lots of guitars, and I love-
I love guitars.
People love cars, people love a lot of things.
I love guitars because I'll tell you, guitars were the things that made me feed my first addiction,
which was pussy when I was a kid.
I realized how you could-
Man, I mean, really?
Really?
I mean, that's why people do learn how to play music, because they get laid.
And so, when I saw this guitar, and Carlo pretty much gave it to me, and I got to thank
him for this, because, hey Carlo, dude, I love this fucking guitar.
I already practiced with it with my band, I'm probably going to use it coming up at a couple
of shows that I have coming, and-
It's a very cool guitar.
Shout out to Carlo, thanks brother.
This is a harmony.
Mine was a holiday, but it's actually the same maker, and it's fucking made in USA, made
in Chicago.
Even better than that.
So that's fucking cool as fuck.
That's a rarity.
And how come that is Chicago gun violence?
Yeah.
Nothing really good right now.
And I'm sure they make remakes of some different brands, some different company makes a repop
guitar that's probably like, you know, $800 to $1000.
You could probably, you know, some, and it's not authentic and cheesy like this.
Well this is pricey because just because of the vintage value needles.
Yeah, I understand.
That's one of the reasons.
Yeah, because I mean it's comparative to today's shit.
It's not really, that's why I was on Pied.
It's got foil pickups instead of-
Coil.
Yeah, coils.
It's a different design.
Well that's very cool.
I'm happy.
It turned out to be a good night.
Yeah.
You got a guitar, you got your comedy.
And Carlos looking for a leather jacket, and I got Tom's leather jacket for him.
Tom's free clinic leather jacket?
No.
Tom.
Rat.
Oh, Susan Cherry.
Tom was a doctor of music.
A doctor of music?
Yeah.
Is that what he said?
He said he had his PhD in music.
Yeah.
Man, he had the longest rat tail at one point.
That thing was so crazy.
He'd be driving his motorcycle just be flapping in the wind.
He had like 90 rubber bands in it holding it together.
Just a rat tail.
Well he had a fro and shit.
Yeah, I know, but it was just a crazy rat tail.
No, the rat tail was his whole hair.
See, he would do that so it wouldn't get tangled when he was riding this bike.
He would ride around on his Harley, man.
This guy was the best guitarist I ever knew.
He taught me how to play when we were kids.
He let me hang around in his house when he was too old to like, you know, he liked me
and my brother.
You like my children?
Yeah, well here's the thing.
His friends would be like, these fucking kids, get them the fuck out of here.
Yeah, you think?
Because they'd be wanting to party.
And he'd be like, don't worry, they party.
They'd be like, what the fuck, dude?
But then he'd say, let them, because they would always be in bands, you know, and then
he'd say, let these guys play your instruments.
And then we would blow them away, we would play some really hardcore song or something
and they'd be like, holy fuck, man.
Now let's get these little kids high.
See what happens.
Come here, children.
That was a great set.
Yeah, here's some cocaine.
Here's some beer and cocaine.
It's alright, you guys are 12 and 13.
So, well, gotta start somewhere.
Yeah, I've been RIP Rat.
Yeah, and I had several, several guitars of his that I'm going to show on later editions
of Larry's Guitar World or whatever.
We're going to come up with a good name for it.
Maybe a fucking, but I thought, you know, since I got a guitar over the, over the week,
past in kind of conjunction because of the Larry and Needle show kind of, you know,
I thought I have to show this thing plus I love the motherfucking thing.
It's one of the cooler, it looks cool.
It just looks cool.
Definitely has that vintage look to it.
There's nothing like it right now.
And it sounds good too, man.
I fucking used it.
I mean, you all people would know.
It's going to be my main axe.
I love it.
It's a grinder.
You got more guitars and carters, got wives.
Then lives, wives, wives.
Yeah.
Rosalind Carter just died.
Jimmy Carter.
I get it.
But dude, he's dead too.
No, he's not.
Did you see him at the funeral, the picture of him?
I mean, oh my God.
Yeah, he's got one in the way.
He's laying out in the.
He's waiting.
Yeah.
I mean, now it's his time to go.
He looked already dead to me.
Who knows that guy's old as dirt too.
He's still out there working, I think to some extent.
I've seen him in Boys Town.
You see, what were you doing there?
I was making sure he was doing his shit.
Yeah.
Why were you outside this house that was getting robbed?
I was just making sure they weren't robbing it.
Man, I was just a lookout.
I mean, I was just watching.
I just happened to walk by.
That's all.
That's very funny.
Man.
Oh.
I was reading about this story.
It's from 2018, but.
That's okay.
We'll rehash old fucking wounds.
Yeah.
New Mexico compound suspects were training children for school shootings.
Training them to live through it?
Commit them.
Okay.
Nice.
Wonderful.
Five suspects accused of abusing 11 children, which sucks.
But I mean, obviously what goes hand in hand with teaching school shootings?
I mean, you got to abuse them a little bit, keep them in line.
They couldn't, well, they couldn't release the children.
They don't do it by reading them nursery rhymes at night.
Well, this came back, this is the initial story, but this came back up in, so basically
they stockholed some children of them.
This was in a school?
New Mexico.
I mean, it was in a household?
Compound.
They had 11 kids.
And they.
How many families?
Like three, four families?
It was just five people, five dudes.
11 kids.
Where did they get these kids?
That's the problem.
They're trying, some of them were kidnaps, some of them they don't know where they came
from.
But the problem is they fucking scioptim so much they couldn't release them out in public.
So this came up, these kids have been kept in sort of like a foster care, sort of like
intensified foster, not jail, but not foster care.
But not quite a free home.
You know what I mean?
Like you're being watched.
Heavy surveillance.
Yeah.
Because.
Here's your new house.
Don't, never mind that one side of the house where there's a wall with just a mirror.
Oh yeah, you don't want to go over there.
That's not one way glass.
No, don't worry about that.
Don't worry about that.
And all the handguns and all this other stuff.
But you never know, the government might be using these kids for sciops.
But basically, you know, they had.
Of course they are.
What's that?
Of course they are.
They run out about it, that means they want us to know about it.
That's the way I look at it.
They run everything.
They run the news.
They run the TV.
They run the papers.
They run everything.
Who runs everything?
The government and everybody.
Oh yeah.
So if they want us to know about these 11 kids and they want us to think that it's a government
thing, there's some reason behind that.
Why do they want us to think that?
That's the way I look at it, because everything is bullshit.
You know that.
Yeah, nothing's real.
Everything is fake.
It's so fucking crazy.
Manipulated by someone.
So you gotta wonder is that leopard skin fucking thrown there with my cat rolled up on it?
Yeah, it's there.
Really, there?
Well, it is there.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't really try to do some like matrix, matrix s.
But that's the way it is.
It's so fucking much bullshit.
You know, what's bullshit though?
That's even really there.
It's like, what do you really want to know?
Do you want to know everything?
Does it really matter if you know everything?
Here's the thing.
Don't straight up just make up lies and all these fear things and all this bullshit.
Wait, weaponized fear.
I better just not know anything then.
Fuck it.
That's what I'm saying.
Why sit there and get terrorized every fucking day.
Well, not terrorized.
Just when you watch the news and somebody says something, you know, it's a complete lie.
Like Newsom goes on the television.
He's like, California is great.
And then they're like literally right next to him, they have a chart showing crime and
all of this shit.
And it's all going up.
And it's like, are you that oblivious to what the fuck is going on?
My wife.
Very nice.
She was watching the five today.
Now here's the best thing.
She was out with her mother.
Her mom wanted her to go and watch Hannity and watch the Gavin Newsom and Ron DeSantis
all had to debate.
Right.
So my wife wasn't home and I turned it on for two seconds and I turned it off.
I'm like, I can't even watch this motherfucker.
I'm like, I made up a name for him, greasy Gavin.
And I'm sure a million people thought of it at the exact same time.
Greasy Gavin.
So today she's watching the five and the judge calls him greasy, great Gavin.
And I'm like, Oh, Mary, there's the name I made up.
And she's like, Holy shit.
And I'm like, of course, it's so obvious that there's probably 80,000, 180 million.
No, people came up with that exact one.
Oh yeah.
Last night.
Yeah.
And then the other thing was, what was the other thing?
Fuck.
That doesn't matter.
But it's just crazy.
Those motherfuckers.
It just saw and it's all such bullshit.
It's like, come on.
Well, it's right in front of our faces.
Don't believe.
You know, in people think Fox is going to fucking.
Well, don't believe what you hear.
Don't believe what you see and don't believe your experiences.
That's what they want.
The Democrats want you to do.
The place is literally covered in feces and drug addicts.
Oh, that was the other thing I wanted to tell you.
He's debating.
Ron DeSantis and Gavin Newsom are debating back and forth.
Ron DeSantis holds up a map and it's the island of San Francisco.
Yeah, the poop loop.
Yeah.
The whole, all dark brown spots and lighter brown.
He's like, this is a map of human feces in San Francisco.
And that's awesome.
That's totally like the funny thing is, is that dude, that is not awesome.
It's hilarious that he calls him out.
It was awesome that he called him out.
But it's horrible that that's the cake.
It's horrible that that's what's actually fucking happening.
And he acted like it's not.
He's like, hey, listen here, idiots.
Look, that's like the ultimate Kansas City shuffle.
He's like, yeah.
Look at Alaska.
And then he becomes the president.
He's like, look at how, you know, and here's the thing, man.
The guys got the hair, the teeth.
But the problem is, that's what they're voting for.
They're not voting for what literally is happening in his state is going to happen to this country
if he takes over.
Right.
Here's what happened.
First, he was the mayor of San Francisco.
He fucked up San Francisco beyond repair.
Then he became the governor of California.
Oh, man.
He fucked up California.
The whole state, the big show.
Let's have him be the president.
That's a great idea.
Let's see how bad he can fuck up.
He couldn't fuck it up worse than Biden, but he's going to fuck it up if he does that.
Well, the thing is that, okay, Biden, you know, we blame Biden.
He is just a bumbling fool.
That guy doesn't know his ass from a whole lot of great.
Anything that he's done in this last four years cannot be associated with him.
He's literally just put up there to be a figure, hand in his ass and just dance him around.
Then now the election's coming up and they make him look more like a bumbling fool.
Now they ease off the drugs that are giving him.
All right, let's see what happens here.
Let's let him be an idiot now.
Hopefully he doesn't get murk and then Kamala comes in.
You knew who looks like Gavin Newsom is Grant's brother, Greg.
Shout out to Grant out there in Portland.
He looks just, you never met Greg?
Maybe, I don't remember.
He's like Grant except taller, quite a bit taller and better looking, a lot better looking.
I mean, sorry, Grant, I love you, but just be honest.
You know, you could have been a little bit easier on those words.
Come on.
Grant ain't listening.
If he is, he understands.
No, he's definitely not listening.
He's very far left.
Well, no man, he's not an idiot.
I didn't say that.
Did I say that?
I didn't say he was an idiot.
So he's very far left.
His beliefs and our beliefs do not coincide.
Some things I believe are pretty far left, but maybe not as left as Grant.
Yes.
Where does he live?
Well, okay.
Portland.
Yeah, so.
But Newsom looks just like Greg.
Okay.
And they're getting back to this now.
Anyways, that's all.
That's it.
That's the end of that story.
I love the poop loop.
It's very funny.
I mean.
It's ridiculous.
Why is it ridiculous?
This guy let this happen.
There was like one little spot.
There was one little spot without shit on it.
And the whole thing.
And the poop, dude, the poop loop.
And then in one area, it's like dark, dark, dark, like lots and lots of shit.
Where was this in Frisco?
Yeah.
Like the Tenderloin and shit.
I think that's.
It was amazing.
It was a map of the fucking human feces.
People go out and take pictures and report it.
And it was a computer screen.
It was a computer printout.
And it was brown.
They used brown as the color, of course.
Well, they report it to the city and they come up and clean it because the tazard is
waste.
It's disgusting.
And that's the thing.
I mean, that's, you know, I.
They would rather shit on the ground.
They won't go in a bathroom.
They won't even fucking.
Well, a lot of mental issues are on drugs.
That too.
So, but.
For a little while and that was the toughest thing.
When we would party, would you, I would never even party.
Like if we were at, like when we would go to one of those feasts or festivals in the
city, you go into a portagion that looks somewhat clean to party and then you piss and shit
and do your shit in there.
You're not going to do it out in the fucking street.
If you have to, you have to.
But they don't have to.
That's the thing.
If the guy next to you does it and the guy next to you does it and he doesn't get busted
and then a hundred other hundred other people do that's the problem.
My friend, that is the problem.
That's the problem.
That's the whole fucking problem.
That's why I just said it.
Someone's got to get in trouble, but it's never going to happen.
There's no way they can put all those people in jail.
Fucking liberal.
The jail wouldn't fit all these people.
Well, here's the fucking thing, man.
Like in the old days, like Mary Daly, Chicago style, Cook County, Illinois, Chicago.
Fucking...
Kraken's goals.
Fucking, he told them when they were doing the riots back in the day in the late 60s.
A Democratic convention.
Yeah, he said, hey, when they start looting, shoot the first motherfucker.
And the rest of them will run.
And that's it.
You don't have to put them all in jail.
You just got to fucking...
Shoot somebody.
Fuck a few people up right quick, real public-like.
That doesn't fly anymore.
Well, you know, that's the pusification of the nation.
That's the whole problem.
I don't think that's pusification.
The cops just can't shoot people for, you know what I mean?
There's ways to deter violence.
There's certain times when maybe they should, man.
The cops should get violent?
Yeah, more violent.
I mean, yeah.
More violence from the cops.
That's what we need.
I don't know.
I mean, what is that going to solve?
I mean, the cops are kind of violent already.
Well, actually, they've definitely...
They're not though now.
They've definitely simmered down.
Everybody's hands are tied.
Well, no, they're not tied.
Well, you know, we're...
People still get away with shenanigans.
We're white though.
We don't know what it's like to fucking be having so-called privilege.
I bet busted up by two cops before.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
We're white.
So we fucking think the law is...
Above us?
Or actually, we're above the law?
No, man.
We abide by the law because we know we will go to jail.
We will get fucked up by the cops.
They will fuck you up if you resist arrest.
They might fucking kill you.
They fucking should probably kill you if you're resisting arrest
as hard as some of these motherfuckers are.
But if you're of color, of color, quote, unquote,
you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Not a little damn.
Well, you ain't going to get in as much trouble as you would in the old days.
That's for fucking sure.
Crime is centralized and too...
First of all, you're not going to get shot because no cop wants to kill you anymore.
Well, no cop...
Even if you do deserve it because they don't want to be called the next racist.
Well, but the thing is, is that they're shooting in Chicago all the time
that officers are involved in.
So I watch the videos every day.
They post all the body cam footage to the website and you can watch it.
So they're using their weapons when they need to,
but they're not just... I mean, listen, there's bad people in every profession.
Do you think that Derek Chauvin should be locked up in prison?
No, not at all.
I mean, they had an autopsy report.
Isn't it very silly how the new...
And now this motherfucker got stabbed 22 times?
The new documentary came out and then what happened?
He got stabbed.
Yes.
By an FBI operative.
A future of former FBI informant that was involved with the Mexican mafia,
I think it was, in the library.
It's like a clue game.
In the library, right?
We're next to Hunter's Coke.
But no, so I mean, I just think that there's a lot of coincidences in this world.
And there ain't none of them.
It's very easy to say that someone got murdered in prison,
but the problem is this guy didn't get murdered.
No.
Now they're fucked because now there's going to be a big uproar
because they have evidence.
I don't understand why the country could come up with evidence
and still people still get fucked.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
Like they have the evidence that this...
Well...
The thing that he did, the move on his back...
I read this...
...was taught by the police department.
I read this book by Sidney Powell called The Licensed to Lie.
It's about 10 years old.
It's not a new book, but it's a good book.
And she's a lawyer, a pious echelon lawyer.
I forgot what she was exactly.
My wife would tell you, you know, she loves her too.
She's a woman, Sidney Powell.
Great lawyer.
She would say how the state would...
They didn't care if they had evidence that proved this guy was innocent as could be.
If they wanted to get a conviction, that was all that they cared about.
The numbers, the wins, they looked at it as if it was a fucking hockey game or something.
Yeah, in many cases you closed.
Yeah.
Not that this guy's innocent and he's going to get the chair.
No, 100%.
They did not give a fuck.
They had...
I mean, they used to come on, they used to beat confessions out of prisoners.
In Chicago, they had two black sites.
Oh, we're famous for that.
They had two black sites.
Hold on, hold on.
What are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
They had two black sites to beat.
They had two black sites in Chicago where they would beat the prisoners.
And...
Lunatic.
They would beat confessions out of them.
So...
And this isn't the first police department to do that.
No.
And it ain't going to be the person's...
And plus informants and all this other shit.
The cops promise you something and then you're the...
Yeah.
They prey on the people that are the most downtrodden.
They are the rich pinch.
If you don't do this for us, I remember we get busted by a dope.
Dude, they'll just prey on anybody that they get.
Well, we would get busted by a dope and they would be like,
take us to three dope spots and bust the guys or call three guys and then we'll let you go.
Like, I don't know, are you nuts?
Yeah.
Crazy.
I'm going to get out of this tonight and then that's the last thing I do.
And then they're going to murder me the next day.
Yeah.
They got to go down there again.
Plus I need dope tomorrow, mother fucker.
I'd rather sit in the clink for the night.
They'll let me go.
I'd rather throw up on your shoes tonight and live another day.
Fuck you.
Well, the bullpen was bad there.
A hundred guys in there.
20 by 20.
Yeah.
But it's always bad everywhere.
Guys fighting.
Yeah, it wasn't cool.
You live and you're learning right.
When you're in that kind of condition, it doesn't matter where you are.
It's a living hell.
It doesn't matter who you are either.
It just makes it a thousand times worse when you're there.
That's all.
Everybody's, what do you call it?
Everybody's a mark when you're in there.
You got to watch out.
People, it's crazy though.
Well, that's where you're at home.
That's where needles like to fucking be.
No, not at all.
That's the furthest place I like to be.
Those kids that they brought up that they were trying to release them and they still can't be released after all this time.
After five years.
Those famous Tennessee fucking...
No, no, no, no.
The kids we were talking about for the, they were teaching them to be school shooters.
Oh, oh.
They still are so fucked up mentally, huh?
They're brainwashed still.
Yeah, that they just can't release them.
Damn, damn.
Yeah, so that's pretty sad.
And that's scary.
And here's the other thing.
These kids get brainwashed in these other countries like Palestine, Israel or Israel, whatever the fuck, whoever, whoever.
I'm not taking sides, you know, like what you like.
That's your thing.
I fucking personally think, I'm surprised we're not sending all our money to the fucking Palestine and Israel right now.
I'm sure we are.
Who knows what we're doing.
They fucking funneled some of the money from fucking, you know, Ukraine to Israel.
Yeah, it's so ridiculous.
Jesus, you couldn't even say that.
That's it.
No, everyone gets it.
I want to start a Muslim band called Karan Karan.
That's a great fucking idea.
You just play in a...
Because hungry like the wolf with the fucking deep, deep accent.
Hungry like a curved sword.
I couldn't come up with a good title.
I should have thought that through.
Nah, you should have.
But it just came to me.
Suck up.
Hey man.
I will choke you right now.
That's the difference between fucking witty or fucking stupid.
You think on your feet.
Yeah, you're going to have bruised ribs in about four seconds.
That's stupid.
You know, that's stupid.
Yeah, that's the difference.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Let me see, do you have anything else?
Yeah, go ahead.
No, no, keep going.
I'm just saying.
I was going to look at the time.
Let's see what we got.
What time is it, Larry?
We got 40 minutes here.
Okay.
40 minutes.
Who did do that shit into them?
We didn't do Fortune Cookie 500.
Oh, we can do that.
And now's the time when Nido's gets to bang the gong.
Bang the gong.
Shout out Dave for the gong.
Oh, didn't Dave give you?
We're going to shout out Dave Double tonight because Dave not only gave me the gong for
the great, great effect of Fortune Cookie 500.
It makes an ambiance, that's all.
But he gave me two fortune.
Two fortune?
Him and his wife must have Chinese food.
Unless he got our side piece.
Or they ordered it and stayed home.
Because on the back of the head and the back of the fortunes, it shows a hot black chick
in her underwear.
Whoa, it's a rubbing tug.
It says we understand why you don't want to put your pants on.
It says...
What?
Let me see that.
Yeah, man.
Both of them are like that?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's an underwear commercial.
Holy shit, dude.
But no, you got to...
And one is just like...
Here, read this one first.
I know, but look it.
This one is just the bottom half.
Yeah, show her twat.
Comfort food, we comfort wear.
The twat, yeah.
Dude, did you guys...
I'll show you guys what I don't want to get banned.
Did you see...
She's holding a Chinese takeout.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Look, they tie in the Chinese food with the pussy.
It's a pretty good looking black chick holding...
Oh, yeah, she's fucking...
Holding a takeout train in her underwear.
Pretty good looking, dude.
She's amazing.
The other one is just her cooter shot.
Yeah, yeah, that's why I like her.
That's why he like her?
You like anything.
You're a big creep.
You're right.
Okay.
Oh, wait a second.
What are you doing, dude?
I didn't do it yet.
I'm not going to read them.
What's a cookie for a hundred?
Now's the time for what's a cookie for a hundred.
And the first what's a cookie is...
Your acts of kindness will bring comfort to those around you.
So just be nice to people.
Is that what that means?
Yeah, your acts of kindness will bring comfort to those around you.
Very obvious.
So...
But, you know, it's off the actual paper.
Gotta thank Dave again for this.
Yeah, thanks, Dave.
We appreciate it.
So what is it again?
Your actions or payoff?
Your acts of kindness will bring comfort to those around you.
Oh, okay.
They'll call you.
But here's the...
Your acts of kindness will bring comfort.
Yeah.
And that's what...
I mean, maybe you should practice a little more.
Did you be nice to someone and have been comforted?
Okay, the numbers are...
And don't forget, if you win some...
Pouch a cookie for a hundred numbers...
...you owe us money, motherfucker.
Number four.
Lucky number 25.
Oh, lucky number 25.
That's what she said you were.
Lucky number 29.
We already talked about 29.
What's the best thing about being a 29-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
Lucky number 38.
You can do that with that one too.
Oh, shit.
What's the thing about funny 38, y'all?
It's 30.
It can work for everything.
Right, right.
This one will be a little rough.
Lucky number 43.
You can't even say that.
No.
Lucky number 44.
Wow, that's pretty close.
It's weird.
I'm always like, feel a little jipped when I get two lucky numbers just one number apart.
Why's that?
When they give me like 11 and then 12 right after.
Why's that?
Sometimes you want sequential numbers.
Well, I know, but in my mind, I just...
Even though I never really even do anything with the numbers or take them very seriously,
I always feel like I got a little ripped off.
The odds are still the same no matter what.
It's still very lucky number.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, you just said it was unlucky because it has two numbers that are sequential.
No, I just said I feel ripped off.
I didn't say it and I felt like I was unlucky.
Okay.
I just felt like I was getting a little bit fucked over.
So, I mean, what is that?
I don't know what that constitutes.
Just...
Well, I feel like the biggest bonus, the biggest bang for your buck would be if one of your
numbers was one and then your next number was a million.
And you'd be like, oh, I cover every span.
Huge lottery.
I cover a span.
One through a million?
I mean, you have to put your real sucker...
What number would they go up to the hundred on these?
99.
I don't know, but you have to be real suckered to get into one to a million.
Two fucking number, lucky number, you know.
I don't know.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying the two furthest extremes, dummy.
Yeah, I understand that one to a million is a certain...
I don't really mean a million.
I know, but you're being facetious.
Dumbass.
If I could kick to the face, I could kick to the head and get to...
This fucking guy.
Yeah, okay.
So anyways...
What were the numbers again?
Lucky number four, lucky number 25, lucky number 29, lucky number 38, lucky number 43...
Oh, that's really going to be a problem.
Lucky number 44.
I mean...
This is very lucky.
Yes.
You win, Ron.
You win, Contest.
Now you win, Contest.
We're going to have the girl that's the underwear model for this fortune cookie, BR.
We're going to get her.
I don't like how you say that, Le.
I mean, I am not affiliated with anything that comes out of his mouth after...
Because he was just about to say something real crazy, I bet.
Yeah, you were, and I am not involved.
This is how they got those people that tried to kidnap the governor.
We're going to get her to come down here and do a fucking episode.
Here, smell mine flower.
It's raised water in her face.
Start making chloroform in your face.
Like, Natoes, come here.
Check the pH level of my chloroform.
He's got an escort gun.
Telly survivalist, look, they squirt.
Now that's a good idea.
Squirt gun.
He could be in a packed fire across the room.
You get all six of them at once.
Just put it right on the table.
They all just breathe.
Kiki comes running in with, like, you know, the stretchers, the old timey ones.
The waiter comes in and puts a bouquet of roses on the table.
He's got a gas mask on.
You got to wait until you turn around, at least, to do it, so you don't look like the culprit.
I mean, you're a real freak.
No, the waiter.
Yeah, I know, but you don't gas them when you're at the table.
You wait, you set the timer and let it go off in a minute.
Oh, man.
You just want that.
You want it really wet as soon as you get there.
I can't even wait.
I need it right now.
I need to pass out for my chloroform flowers.
I was thinking like Batman, you know, when they spray the smoke into the room and everyone's just like,
Jesus, man, you guys and girls, right?
Really ambiguous, Larry.
Hey, man.
It's really wokey of you.
This is a woke show.
This show is for the woke.
Oh, so now you just want to chloroform multiple people at once?
Yeah.
How long will the chloroform last?
How many trips will that save me to Boystown?
You really don't want to see how the sausage is made though, Larry.
I mean, you know, you got, oh, this is just, it's overwhelming.
My brain can't handle this.
How about Domer?
He fucking hit a...
You want to knock out multiple people at once?
You just want to have an orgy by yourself.
That's all, just Larry's orgy is having your way with everybody.
How about when Domer fucking gets in trouble, the cops are in his apartment.
Yeah.
I've heard this story once or twice.
But yeah, no, keep on going.
He's got the dead guy in the room.
Next to the bed, I thought, wasn't it?
And then on the bed, and then the dead guy on the floor, and then they bring in the guy
back in with the hole drilled in his head, with blood coming out, his ass bleeding, and
tells him that they were having a gay quarrel, and there's a boyfriend, and that they were
just having a fight, and the cops hand him right back over.
Yeah, they did not want to deal with the Phenox that time.
And the kid was underage.
Yeah, they didn't want to deal with Phenox.
They were not nice to them at all.
And do you want to hear something else really very fucked up?
Sure.
The kid's brother also got...
Yeah, he was assaulted by him initially.
Yeah.
Dude, imagine that drilling a hole in someone's head, trying to make him a sex slave.
I don't think we get...
Okay, so I don't think we get...
Okay, so we have...
The chicks I know usually already have a hole in their head.
Okay, I'll just let that one simmer for a minute.
Okay.
But it's crazy that we had all these serial killers at one point in time in the 70s.
There were just like 10 or 12 going around.
So now you really can't do that anymore.
You don't have the freedom.
So what are they doing?
Are they quelling this?
Are they...
You know what I mean?
Like, there's got to be...
Yeah.
The progression has to be worse, especially because of the internet, because it perpetuates
this hypersexuality of people now.
Like, it makes everything seem normal.
Yeah, that's true.
Like, I was watching...
Okay, so listen, I'll...
Sodomy?
That's totally normal.
I asked him out.
Dude, I'm not talking...
I'm talking punchy and...
No, I know.
Punchy and...
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
So that stuff comes completely normal.
I can't watch that stuff, man.
It's the average everyday person.
Then the next thing starts becoming...
I told you what I saw on TV in Germany.
Yeah, we know.
Fucking reiterate what you saw.
But yes, I understand that.
In 2004 or 2005.
I know.
So it was a while back, too.
And this is like TV.
And so, you know...
It's getting worse and worse.
Imagine what they're showing on the telly now.
It doesn't matter about the television.
The internet's worked out.
No, I know.
I know.
You can do whatever you want.
Say whatever you want.
But if you just be the average Joe, you didn't even need the internet back then.
You could just turn on the TV and it's right there, bro.
Facebook was blocking people, banning people, reporting people, the FBI for like, misinformation
for COVID, misinformation for January 6th, misinformation for voter elections.
But then they were reporting the people that were...
What are you looking for?
People that were intertwined in Facebook were reporting a thousand, 2,000 incidents that
they could see of children being contacted by, you know, people with bad intentions.
And they did nothing about that.
And then they pushed this other shit to the forefront, which is crazy that they would
do that because children's...
I'm looking at these things where it's like, yeah, children are the most malleable.
You can make their most defenseless.
You can do whatever you want to them.
Now, I don't know if this is true, but here's the show.
Here's the story Sherry told me.
Shout out to Sherry out there.
Sherry, one of the few female listeners that really actually probably listens all the time.
Love you, Sherry.
Not to put down any of you other ladies.
We love you all.
Anyway, she said that this babysitter was able to contact the child through the intercom
and make a relationship.
So it was the babysitter who got fired, okay?
This person still keeps talking to the child at night time through the intercom, through
the baby fucking thing.
The parents have no idea.
What was the kid?
I don't know.
Five.
I don't know how fucking...
Old enough to have a coherent conversation.
Yeah, old enough for this lady to get the kid to trust her and eventually to burn down
the house and start the house on fire.
Really?
And the kid supposedly, now this is a story from Sherry and I'm not calling her a liar
and an insati...
Nor would I ever because she wouldn't.
But she said that this kid started the house on fire.
The babysitter told her, come out, start the house on fire.
It's funny.
Come outside.
I'll be...
We'll be together, you know.
We'll be together.
I love you.
Yes.
The baby.
This lady wanted...
Well, no, no.
Good child.
The lady wanted a child.
Over old?
Yes.
She couldn't have children.
Man, how did she teach a kid how to use a lighter from a fire?
I don't know.
It was an over a year period that the lady sat there and groomed this kid and talked to
her.
And said, yeah, you know, don't you hate your parents?
Yeah, you know, you should burn the house down.
I wouldn't do Krav Magamor.
I don't have time for that.
How the hell does this lady have time to make a kid murder her family?
It's crazy.
I would love to look into that.
That's a crazy story.
Yeah, I'll ask her where she heard that from.
Fuck it.
But it was...
Baby burning babies.
That's awesome.
It murdered the parents.
Yeah.
And it got away.
Yeah, you know what's weird is I always have these weird antiques for Larry's Autistic
Corner.
But I got a real fast one.
Even though it's not an antique, it's still 11 years old, but it's something to do with
Taylor Swift.
Really?
And it's something I think that I hate to say.
I might have just took them from...
Stealing again.
Two stealing stories in one episode.
No, I just walked out of an accident.
Yeah, that's called stealing.
I mean, just because you say accidentally afterwards doesn't...
I was on dope back then.
I was fucked up.
No more excuses for being a thief.
What is it?
Taylor Swift?
Guitar picks.
Yes.
That's pretty cool.
I mean, how old was she there?
Was it 11 years?
Old enough to suck.
But I don't know if I fuck her because I heard that she was a man, according to...
God, here we...
You think everybody's a man, Larry?
You think everybody...
Do you think Dolly Parton's a man?
No.
Okay, wow.
She's a satanic, something or other.
Okay.
Yeah, this is from the album Red because I took these out of the...
Store.
And walked away.
I took them out of the package.
Like a thief.
A sneak thief.
That's what you are.
You're a sneak thief.
Oh, man.
I took them out of the package.
I am so sorry, Ann Marie.
I know you raised him better than this.
And...
Honey, stealing.
Here's the thing, man.
I think the lady just told me to take them.
That was what it was.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, spoken like a true criminal.
I think the lady just said I could steal these.
Yeah, honey, go ahead and steal them.
Don't worry about it.
Don't open them.
No, I've opened them before.
Oh, man, you have a real problem with that.
Here's the backs.
Real problem with that.
So there's six of them.
I personally don't love...
I don't...
She is the least sex appeal of anybody I've ever seen.
I did want to fucking bang her at one time, but the thing is, is I kind of do probably
think that maybe she probably is a fucking man.
Why is that?
Is she a dude she's dating?
Well, you know, because they lie to us about everything else and they say, you know, here's
the thing, every chick that wants...
Every guy that all these chicks wants to fuck was probably a chick and every chick that all
these guys want to fuck was probably a man.
So this is one that probably a lot of people would want to fuck.
Taylor Swift.
I don't find her...
I sent anything sexual about her.
I know.
She just a rock star they picked out.
The real thing about her is they say that she's Anton Levese's daughter's clone or something,
you know?
Do you know Anton Levese?
Yes, I did the church of Satan.
You never see his daughter?
Yes, I did.
We looked this up already.
Oh!
She's hot.
She's sexy.
She's a cute paturist.
Yeah.
See, now she looks like Taylor Swift with that heavily...
With that devilish edge where she'll fucking do everything.
And Taylor Swift is like the polished up, dumbed down, watered down version of that.
So it could be accepted to the public so they can get Satanism into every fucking home through
a simple little cute, little cutesy little pop star.
Like you're saying, she doesn't have that much sex appeal.
She really doesn't, but she is good looking.
There ain't no doubt.
And I saw her on stage when I saw the Stones on the 50th Counting Tour in 2013.
And all of a sudden they were playing, I forgot what song it was, as tears go by.
I don't know what that is.
This is the evening of the day.
Oh, yeah.
It's like when it was early, Mick and Keith with just strings and acoustic guitar.
Like they were trying to do yesterday or something, their version of it.
So and that was Taylor Swift all of a sudden on stage and I'm like, all of a sudden there's
this really, really good looking chick with a really good body.
Because me and Ross were fifth row at the United Center.
I think it was the second show.
And I'm like, damn, who is that?
And it was Taylor Swift.
And then she...
She's a better person, but she just doesn't...
She looked amazing, dude.
Her body looked amazing.
And then it really freaks me out because if she is a man, then...
You're attracted to men.
I would like to...
You like trannies.
That's it.
I mean, here we go.
Breaking news on Larry Anita.
Larry likes trannies.
All kinds of trannies.
Big trannies, small trannies, wide trannies, tall trannies.
Trannies galore.
He loves a good tranny.
That's all right, man.
Hey, who does it?
You're into what you're into, bro, right?
I mean, gotta be into something.
And so here's the other fucking weird thing about that night is later that evening I found
out that Taylor Swift was doing a concert of her own in Texas.
Man, that bitch makes monitor.
So she fucking flew from Chicago to Texas.
She came to Chicago to sing one motherfucking song with the Rolling Stones.
Yeah, she's a rock star.
Would you not have to go fucking do one song with the Rolling Stones if you were in Alaska?
I don't know, man.
What do you mean you don't know, man?
You've said so much to me.
Yeah, I guess if I was Taylor Swift, I would.
But if you were you.
If I was me, I'd probably be...
I wouldn't get the offer.
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, come on.
I would do that.
I'm saying it in a hypothetical world, Larry.
I mean, come on, man.
But that just freaked me out.
I'm like, shit.
She's got time to come here.
Yeah.
Sing at the Stones show.
Yeah.
And then Hightail and...
She probably got on a private jet and flew here, did her stupid song, got back on a private
jet, was back home in time to go to bed.
Yeah, and you know this other thing where she's dating quote unquote the fucking fruit
cake from...
Man, I wouldn't...
You'd like to say that to his face.
That'd be hilarious.
No, I wouldn't because you know...
You have his Kelsey.
Yeah, is he...
No, is he a woman that...
Jesus, Larry K.
Okay, listen.
I don't know if women try to get into women, men, sports, what happened?
Because if she's a man that transitioned to a woman...
Huh?
I mean, you're confusing yourself, man.
Taylor Swift was a boy.
Yeah.
And they started transitioning at an early age.
You know, because she was Anton Levese's grand...
Well, allegedly.
This is just something that you saw on TikTok or something.
Or you read on a bathroom stall, it sounds like.
Anyway, it's getting back to you.
Anyways, let me get back to this crazy story that I'm going to keep on telling of how Anton
Levese...
Well, maybe this Kelsey guy doesn't know then.
He could probably be...
You don't think...
He could probably be a born a boy, yeah.
Every album she writes is about a dude...
That she broke up with.
Well, see, that's Satan's way to trick everybody, man.
No, it's not.
She's just a real C-U-N-T.
Oh, I knew that.
But she was bred to be that way as well.
Like I saw a meme that said she's got 100 songs about breaking up with a guy, but she
doesn't have one song about getting him a beer or a sandwich.
Yeah, she's rich.
I mean, who knows.
Who knows, dude.
You can't keep from a mother fucker, man.
You're such a man-hater.
She sure loves men.
Yeah.
She likes Dick, maybe.
Well, who knows what...
I mean, a man...
Maybe she doesn't even fuck, dude, for all you know.
She doesn't have to.
Well, maybe she...
I mean, yeah, it's just animal instinct.
We have to, but she doesn't have to.
He's a giant dude that she's with.
He's like...
Maybe she's a robot.
Maybe he's a robot.
I mean, a robot that plays football.
A lot of them are.
No, not any.
Dude, a lot of these fucking guys are fucking robotic.
In what sense?
You'll see like...
You'll see like the coach and two or three players on the field do the same movement.
Like, they'll show the star players in a couple of guys do different things.
Man, you really are a great smart ass.
Let me tell ya.
Then you'll see the background people...
I mean, it is just oozing out of your mouth today.
I mean...
I'm not kidding.
It's just a story that has the truth to anything.
Just making shit up as you go along, man.
I mean, I'll flow with it.
I don't know what kind of algorithm we're gonna get into.
Logarithm?
Yeah, I mean that and...
Hey, I got a logarithm for ya.
Yeah, you want to get a logarithm on your chest in Boys Town?
You creep.
All right, what time are we at?
Excuse me, list...
I want to do the shout outs in the English accent today.
That's what you're gonna do?
I'm gonna go for it, man.
I mean, we've already done Asian.
Might as well get them all.
Yeah.
You're gonna do it like the Beatles?
Or are you gonna do it like...
I'm gonna do it like Ringo.
You're gonna do it like...
Cartoon Ringo.
Richard Starkey.
The worst Beatles.
Yeah, Ringo the clown.
Very silly.
Ringo is a fucking clown.
The Beatles are a fucking big bunch of jagged-offs.
Let me put this out there for everybody right now.
I know everybody probably loves them and...
They're great.
I do love them.
I think the music is good.
But...
But the truth is, if you really got a chance to meet John Lennon, he would be like, get
the fuck out of my face.
If I just kiss you and punch your girlfriend in the face.
Yeah, or vice versa.
You might try to kiss your...
Oh, that was the cat wanting food from Mary.
Anyways, I'm not saying that the Beatles aren't great.
The Stones are better, but you know what?
The Stones are a big bunch of assholes too.
So I'm not just putting it on the Beatles.
You're just sending out re-assholes tonight, aren't you?
I'm not putting it just on the Beatles.
Okay, well I mean...
The Stones are...
The thing is, they always...
Shit too.
They interject us with government-making music and giving it to us and then driving
all these kids crazy and...
That's crazy.
The cat wants to get fed so the cat's mad.
So now here's what my cat...
Here's what my wife does to protect herself from getting nice things broke.
She puts these plastic cups from Starbucks on the kitchen counter and then the cat slowly
just knocks him down to get her attention and then she hears...
When she hears however many number that she has up there, the last one go down, she knows
that she has to get up and do something about it.
And then she's like, you know, she's gonna feed the cat.
And they do this all day long.
And they got married and trained.
And it's working amazing.
She was a lawyer.
They can cats have her trained to do shit.
But what I was saying before is just like we talked about with Laurel Canyon about how
the government was running the Cyop for all the musicians.
It's such a Cyop.
It's crazy.
It's amazing.
Well, they were controlling the kids with drugs.
Back then even the Beatles, there's Mary.
Yeah.
That's why they legalize weed.
That's why they fucking like Portland and fucking places like that.
Just go ahead, man.
Do heroin.
Fucking go ahead.
Look at that.
That's panning out.
Yeah.
That's working out great.
Wonderful.
And, you know, when they started by the Cyops of telling the Beatles, okay, man, hey, make
a song about it.
Let's talk about weed.
Or they just put people in their lives.
Do some cocaine.
Some honeypots with drugs.
Yeah.
And now everybody's doing air.
You try to cope.
And then, yeah.
What did they went to Amsterdam to?
They did a lot of pills when they were working the burlesque shows and shit.
They were in Germany in the Beatles and they did a lot of speed and fucking booze.
But you know that Yoko Ono, Linda McCartney, Ringo's wife, maybe not.
Maybe not Ringo as much.
But he still.
I don't think the government wanted Ringo as much.
But, you know, Patty Harrison.
I got pushed under the sea.
It's okay.
And then later.
I was in the garden.
You know, Olivia, those are all handlers.
Their wives were just handlers.
They needed handlers.
Yeah, that's right.
Because they can't let their investment go off wild willy nilly.
They need these motherfuckers under control.
Yeah, well, good job.
And they control them with pussy.
Yeah, which is crazy.
And a lot of them are trannies.
Like the Beatles.
Here we go.
Like all four Beatles were probably born as women.
And fucking all four fucking Beatles wives were probably men.
Wildly.
And they fucking switch over.
Over exaggerating now.
What do you mean they switch over?
You know, it looks like a man fucking a woman.
And it still is a man fucking a woman.
Except the man is Yoko Ono and the woman is John Lennon.
You know what I'm saying?
No, I really don't know what you're saying.
They fucking trading places.
It was a great movie.
I didn't see the movie, but I know that's why I like saying that because you've never
seen any of the movies.
So I every time I see the movie comes up, I was in a wonderful movie and I know you
haven't seen it.
So.
You've never seen two more racers?
Very good.
I always I think that I've seen bar at women have women definitely many times have been
used as we know is honeypots.
I mean, that's proven fact.
They make movies about it.
So even if they aren't men posing as women and even if the Beatles really were born as
men and all that, they still had handlers.
And I think Yoko Ono worked for whatever the Chung Fow Wei, you know, whatever the FBI
is and whoever she's from, you know, the Chow Mane, I.A.
The Bong Chang Wang down there in the southern portion, you know, by the Wuhan lab.
Yeah.
And it's tough.
It's tough having a wife that's a handler.
That's why I'm just gonna say that's why I think Lord that you don't have any sustenance
in this world.
I have no value.
Right.
You just an old life dirt bag.
Even the government doesn't want you.
Exactly.
You know what?
And sometimes when I get I get fucked up enough and shit.
I think sometimes it's my wife a fucking handler.
Yes, this is every day.
You just like an epiphany.
You're laying on the couch all going out.
I'm like, you're not a fucking handler.
Are you?
She's like, what?
Yeah, that's what they would say.
And that's what I say.
I mean, you want to be like, no.
It's just what a fucking handler would say.
And she says, what are you talking about?
And I'm saying that's just what a fucking handler would say.
He's talking over the power, he's out of his enemy.
Of course you, you wake up tied to the radio there with the dick in your ass.
Dildo.
Come and take the cats.
We're out of here.
The cats are gone.
There's no furniture at all.
And what your mission would be for the government?
You just go to Boys Town backwards.
I don't know.
They just want to laugh.
Here's the thing.
If I do, if I do have a mission, that's what you get for fucking talking to you.
If I do have a mission and if they do put me through the mission and if something does
happen, it's happening.
But you don't know.
Unbeknownst to me, right?
Because it's on MKUltra.
And if I'm going to like laboratory treatments or whatever, I don't even realize I'm going.
It's kind of like an alien absorption.
Yeah, they snap you.
Yeah.
And I don't know how they do that.
What do you mean?
Do you think there's code words that they will use?
They just basically they like hypnotize you, hypnotize you, then put these words in your
head and then they say it, you know, call you on your cell phone and say it or say it
through the radio.
Yeah.
Well, they say the guy that shot the people in the bowling alley in the other thing, two
places he shot 10 people at two different locations.
Excuse me.
Yeah, you haven't heard anything about that guy anymore.
His sister said he started hearing voices in his head.
We got his new hearing aids, which he got from the VA and he was an instructor at the
fucking training place.
And he was a ranking officer.
Yeah.
Who was a trainer who worked that very day that he went off on his fucking wild rant.
So in the sister said he only heard the fucking voices when the hearing aids were in.
He only did government tests twice.
So it's pretty funny.
It's very funny, but at the same time, I don't because I'm going to tell you right now, I
haven't heard anything about that shooting.
Haven't seen anybody's, haven't seen, you know what I mean?
Like they show a picture of the guy.
They don't, I'm really, I just did, you came and it went like it was nothing.
Here's how you could prove that these guitars are real.
Look at Groucho is going to go behind the last one.
All right, dude.
Look at that.
He's behind the entire.
Okay, Larry, we get the point, dude.
I just want to say hi with Groucho.
It's time to read.
It's time to read the what ups.
I want to thank God, Jesus Christ.
Shout out.
Jesus, Holy Spirit.
Thank you.
Alex, my nephew.
Shout out shorty.
Nick, my brother.
No shorty.
Jeff out there.
We're going to jam soon.
Stoney.
Miss you, brother.
In a long time.
Bobby.
Bobby Branco.
Frankie.
Bobby Baclova.
Kiki.
My dad.
Big Joe.
Groucho.
Groucho Stinks.
Chris down there in Florida.
Big and better brother.
Matthew in Florida.
You still gay.
Ross.
Dave.
Dave, thanks for going.
Yeah.
Zodiac.
And the Fortunes.
Unfortunately.
Yeah, very, very nice Fortunes.
I was 500.
Very, very humble.
Very humble, Bobby.
I'm a Bobbie.
Dave.
Dad Fortunes.
Zodiac.
Mr. X.
It's going to be our downfall.
Mary.
Harmony.
My cat that you guys just saw today.
Yeah.
Harmony.
My new guitar.
Okay.
His name Harmony.
It's Harmony.
Mm-hmm.
Helena, my other cat that's too fat for me to pick up.
She'll bite me.
She might do.
She's so fat she gets angry when you pick her up.
Yeah.
She's going to get shit out of you, man.
Sherry.
Love you, Sherry.
Thanks for listening.
Yeah, we talked about her already.
Jane.
Love you, Jane.
Chrissy.
Still want to wrestle you.
Becky.
Tiffany.
Georgie out there in Colorado.
Crypto Beach.
Swarov.
Crypto Beach.
That's Kiki.
Is it?
Talk about that.
Oh, dude.
You said that that was some listener that was following us.
No, that was Kiki.
That was just another guy that was following us.
Whatever.
You get two, I guess, Kiki.
One for the camera and one for being such a sweet, sweet guy.
I'll choke you out Tuesday since you missed two classes this week.
You're fat, Polo.
Oh, man.
He's in trouble.
My cousin Richie.
What's up, bro?
You jav'l.
You say Swarhog?
Yeah.
Huh?
You say Swarhog?
Yeah, Swarhog.
Swarhog.
Yeah, you didn't say Swarhog.
No, I didn't.
No.
You jav'l.
Hey, did he get out of that Indian prison?
He's out of the Indian prison.
Really?
Where did he go?
He's in New Delhi.
He's, no, he's at the old Delhi that he was running before he went to prison.
I swear to God, I think I got a call from him yesterday.
From New Java?
Yeah.
He was like, are you interested in buying Bitcoin?
I said, man, is this New Java?
He said, yes, it is.
And Ty told me that there's 200 million of them in that country.
And then I got one more.
I just added to the list today.
Is that?
Carlo.
Oh, yeah.
I love you, Carlo.
Revolution records.
That's an Elmhurst.
Larry, thanks you for the guitar.
You guys should go there and buy a fucking guitar from this kid.
At least go check it out.
Look it up on the internet.
It's pretty cool.
And I want to say for the studio time, the microphones, the lights, all the stuff, everything
but the camera.
Kiki gave us the camera.
Tom's Free Clinic is responsible for the rest.
Did you call your only fans, girls?
No, only fans, girls.
No, I meant, what's going on with the community?
I haven't been calling them out because...
Every week.
No, I haven't done it the last few if you pay attention.
I think you do.
Yeah, you'll see if you look.
Okay, so keep sending Larry Nudes, wink, wink.
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Yes.
Oh, man.
So...
That is a good fuckin' song.
What's that?
Tom's.
Oh, I mean, the guy's got it goin' on.
It's definitely...
What do you got there, though?
I'm gonna put these on.
Oh, okay.
You know.
Well, then fuck it.
We should get out of here because I gotta work for more time.
When you wind down to the...
To the fuck's...
Anything else you want to talk about?
To the bitter end, you gotta have your...
You know, you gotta...
Can you even hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Oh, okay.
Hardly as hell.
That's hilarious.
Just check in to see if you're listening.
Yeah, let's get out of here, then.
I gotta work.
All this shit is popping up on my...
Oh, this fuckin' thing, man.
At least we didn't get a phone call.
Mary didn't get a phone call today.
That is amazing, yeah.
Usually my wife will get a phone call during the...
And the computer links through her phone, so...
If you've listened to previous episodes, you'll hear an actual phone call coming in in the
middle of the podcast.
Yes.
And the problem is we would answer it, but we can't.
That's right.
So that just goes right to her.
It goes through the computer to her phone, but next time we gotta figure out how to answer
it.
So we can just answer it, hopefully.
Well, last time I declined them.
I declined the calls.
It could have been her mom.
Something important.
No, no, it said the numbers.
I was dead.
Yeah, if it was the mom, I would have screamed, Mary, Aunt Sarah, mom.
You know.
Yeah, I know.
I wouldn't...
I wouldn't hung up on Lynn, my favorite mother-in-law.
She's the best mother-in-law I've ever had, man.
Well, you've only had one, so...
That's right.
That's what I told her one day.
I said, Lynn, you're my favorite mother-in-law.
She's like, oh, thanks.
And she's like, hey, I'm your only mother-in-law.
And then she told me I was her favorite son-in-law, so...
And that's legit.
And then she's got more...
And then she put my head back and said, man, I hope this guy dies soon.
Yeah, that's what she did.
He's a real burden to my wife and my family.
He's brought down the family social score at least 200 points.
You know, after you had that scandal in Boys Town.
And they had to bail you out.
The big Boys Town scandal, yeah.
Paparazzi talking your boy shorts.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, that's all right.
At least you shaved.
All right, we'd like to say thank you for tuning in.
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We appreciate it.
Peace.
Good night.
Thanks again.