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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles Show.

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Hey everybody, how's it going out there in computer land?

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I'm Larry.

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I'm Needles.

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I'm Bobby Bronco.

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Special guest today.

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Yeah.

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I'm a big fan of the Tug Boat.

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Catacronic.

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The artist formerly known as Tug Boat.

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Tug Boat, Steamboat, Bobby Bronco all in one.

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How was Thanksgiving?

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We had a good Thanksgiving.

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How about you guys?

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It was okay.

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Yeah, it was good.

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I was messed up from about seven to about seven.

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Oh yeah, because that's probably the most exercise you've gotten in a long time.

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Yeah, playing the turkey bowl with...

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You'll grab ass with the kids, right?

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That's one.

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We played UNO.

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Yeah.

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It's a real white trash game.

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Yeah, it was fun.

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Yeah, there's nothing better than UNO.

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I mean, fuck man.

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It's great that we...

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It's a little beer sponsor.

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Well did you hear that they were trying to change, they want to change Thanksgiving,

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the title of it to what is that?

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I fucking forgot about it.

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National day off day.

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Or something like national like...

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You know, that whole woke shit where they're trying to take over, because we took land

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from the Indians.

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Transgiving.

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Well, transgiving.

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Transgiving, yeah.

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Transgiving.

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Hey, you get a free surgery and you get a free surgery.

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Free surgery.

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Here are free genital mutations for everybody.

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How about this?

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We'll take a dick and we'll put it on your elbow.

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Is that what you want?

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You can fucking do whatever you want now.

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You can put it right on your forehead.

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Yeah, I mean shit.

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Everybody will know your pronouns then, definitely.

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Yeah.

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No.

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It's funny that they...

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Everybody's like, oh, we took all...

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The woke thing is just trying to take over everything.

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You can't fucking say this, you can't say that.

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Thanksgiving, we're culturally appropriated because we took it from the Indians even though...

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We slaughtered the Indians and took their land.

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Well, I don't know about that.

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They were slaughtering themselves before we came around.

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We just wanted the land.

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But I mean, even though people were still taking their land before, they kind of had

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an agreement, shall I say.

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But once we introduced weaponry to those savages, oh my god.

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Once we introduced booze to them, they were done.

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Yeah, yeah.

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We needed some booze.

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There's this fucking...

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Look at that, there's a bean in there.

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Man, I'm gonna have to complain.

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Holy crap, I apologize.

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I forgot this from Joe Reagan.

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I don't know what the fuck...

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You got the full brunt of that one too.

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I hate it.

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That's nasty.

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I don't know what the hell...

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So yeah, so Thanksgiving, you know, it's just another fucking day.

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Is there anybody...

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Well, I mean, we don't know.

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We didn't look at the stats in Chicago.

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They probably killed somebody.

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Yeah, I'm sure.

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Did you see in Chicago those guys went on a crime spree?

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And there was in three hours, there were two or three hours, or like 12 strong arm robberies.

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Nice.

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And we got to get turkey money.

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Yeah, I don't think I have to get for more like...

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Christmas, yeah, right.

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Or more bullets.

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Hey, I got these Jordans for Thanksgiving.

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They were turkey Jordans.

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They were turkeys.

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But so what happened was they were playing it on the police scanner that these guys were committing these crimes and they told them to back off because they were...

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They got into a high-speed chase with them and they were like, let them go.

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And then they committed more violence.

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And they bumped around from the city, they went to the west side, they went to the loop, they were all over the fucking place.

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Chicago style.

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Sure, they were off...

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Well, they don't work, but...

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Yeah, they were off work.

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I was gonna say they were off work.

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Well, it was a holiday, so I mean, why not...

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We got to get paid double time, steal two pairs of shoes for me.

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That's right.

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Speaking of work, Bobby...

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He sells pipe and shit.

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I sell stuff to the...

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Bobby lays pipe, smokes pipe.

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Ships aquarium downtown.

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Ships people with pipe, all that shit.

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Rob's people with pipe.

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Yeah.

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Touches pipe.

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Why don't you tell a story about Danny the reed, oh Bobby.

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That's right.

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I can do that.

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Okay.

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So, many things go on there.

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And everybody there is really cool that I deal with.

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I don't really have any problems usually.

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But they needed these special valves for a special project, you know.

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We're gonna reroute this.

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You're reconfiguring shit?

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Yeah, just doing a bunch of bullshit.

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Upgrades and shit.

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So, I ship things there all the time and these were real special.

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So, I shipped them there and a couple days later, you know, one of the head life support

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guys calls me and is like, hey man, we didn't...

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We never got those pieces and we really got to do this.

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We got animals sitting here waiting.

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Animals are getting ready to die.

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Animals are in special porn and everything.

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And I said, yeah, I shipped it.

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So, you know, hey, let me do it like a UPS tracker.

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I'll track it on UPS and stuff.

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So, get on a computer and I'm tracking this and I get the tracker.

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And I'm like, oh, okay, I see a sign.

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You know, and the UPS says, okay, it was signed for on this day by DeVito.

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DeVito.

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By a DeVito.

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And I'm like, oh, okay, cool.

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So, I call him on.

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Hey, you got good news.

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Yeah, it was really good.

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We got stuff there.

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One of your guys signed for it.

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Oh, well, who signed for it?

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Somebody by the name of DeVito, Danny DeVito.

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How do you like that?

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Danny DeVito signed.

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Yeah, Danny DeVito.

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DeDeVito.

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Okay.

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So now they got to search for fucking Danny DeVito.

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So now my guy goes through the whole directory of everybody that's worked there.

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Calls me up a day or two later.

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He's like, man, we still haven't found those things.

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We got to get these fish out of quarantine.

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There's nobody here by the name of Danny DeVito.

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And I'm like, DeVito, okay.

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Check at the penguin cage.

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Yeah, right.

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I'll come down there.

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And you and I will look the building.

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Because I know what the box looked like and everything.

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Okay, great.

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Hold on.

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Let me.

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So now the fucking Pete, the parts are waiting.

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Danny DeVito signed for him.

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He's on my A.

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We can't find any DeVitos there.

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We're thinking, you know, what's close to that name?

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DeVito.

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DeVito.

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You're going to wait for food.

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Don't shout.

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Maybe it was an El Capone's vault.

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We don't really know.

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We're all going to find it for you then.

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I'm down there looking.

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I spent a whole day looking.

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Finally, you know, we make our way down to the shipping guy.

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We're like, hey, you do, you do the shipping.

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That's okay.

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And we're like, hey, we're trying to find this package.

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And you know, the guy's real comical there at the chef.

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Yeah, you know.

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Oh boy.

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Boy, you know, I, I, I,

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You're a Chicago guy.

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We're getting lots of packages here.

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I was, you know, I was just down at the jewels.

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And, you know, the jewel says as many packages as we do for crying out loud.

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So, you know, we're talking.

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That sounds like he's got old styles.

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Oh, he's out there.

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He's, he's definitely out there.

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And so I'm like, yeah, we can't find this box.

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It's a blue box.

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It's blue box.

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Yeah.

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That sounds familiar.

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You know, he's like a blue box.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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Like, you know, like the black box in an airplane.

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Like, no, no, man.

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It was, you know, I gotta lay off the PCP.

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What the fuck?

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I think he was on tick.

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He was even better.

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Or, uh, or, uh, I can't remember.

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So anyways.

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So anyways, I go here, here's a copy of the POD.

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It was signed for by a guy named DeVito.

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Danny DeVito.

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And he goes, Oh yeah, Danny DeVito.

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Yeah, you know, it's me.

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And I'm like, wait a minute.

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Your name's not Danny DeVito.

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It's like Mark Schmidt.

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Or, yeah, but, you know, I kind of look like Danny DeVito.

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So I'll sign the packages, Danny DeVito.

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It's a little joke I have with UPS.

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Fucking guy.

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That's breaking the law.

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That's a federal offense.

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And my guy's like, it's not a joke with me.

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He goes, I don't know about it.

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He gets really mad.

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I don't know you say DeVito.

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Why would you sign your name Danny DeVito?

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Was he a little guy?

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Yeah.

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And he was, this other guy was about ready to kill him.

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Yeah, little fucking spunky and Napoleon.

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He was ready to kill him.

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But yeah, Danny DeVito had the package.

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How'd they like to eat the Styrofoam?

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So they, wait, wait, did they fucking, did they

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found the package then?

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Oh, I know where that is.

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He goes and he gets it and everything.

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This fucking guy is just signing his name like

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crazy.

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Like, the fucking day because he looks like

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Danny DeVito.

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Somebody called him that.

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So every now and then he signs his name.

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Like, who does that?

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Danny DeVito.

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This guy doesn't say nothing.

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So this guy's been signed a package.

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We go in there and he's got these helpers and stuff.

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Oh boy.

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And you know, I'm not making this light, but they're

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handicapped individuals.

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And I'm sitting there waiting one day.

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God kisses all over them.

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Bless their little handicapped hearts.

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No, they're really cool.

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But you watch out one of them's a biter.

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Yeah.

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So, and I'm hanging in there and this guy, this young,

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young one, young one comes in and he looks around

268
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the room.

269
00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,240
He's like, looking around.

270
00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,240
The Danny DeVito guy is not there right now.

271
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I'm waiting for him.

272
00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:32,240
And this kid goes right into like that, you know,

273
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it's not Styrofoam.

274
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It's like a corn meal.

275
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Popcorn for packing.

276
00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,240
Corn meal.

277
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,240
You know, shipping and packing.

278
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,240
Yeah, like little, it looks like little cheeto puffs.

279
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,240
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

280
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Only they're like biodegradable.

281
00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,240
And he goes in there and he starts eating.

282
00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,240
In front of you?

283
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,240
In front of me.

284
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,240
He goes, he turns around and he looks at me, he goes,

285
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you know, you can eat these.

286
00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,240
Oh, man.

287
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,240
And then finally the Danny.

288
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Did you clutch your pearls?

289
00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,240
You know, I'm like, I don't know about that.

290
00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,240
I don't know if you should.

291
00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,240
And then right as I'm doing that.

292
00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,240
I mean, that sounds like, that's like retard candy right there.

293
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,240
It kind of was.

294
00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,240
So he's eating it.

295
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,240
Yeah, you know, you can eat these.

296
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,240
And he's being real secretive about it.

297
00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,240
In busts Danny DeVito.

298
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,240
Oh, man.

299
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,240
What are you doing?

300
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,240
Which I told you not to eat those.

301
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,240
So this is an ongoing thing.

302
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,240
It's like an ongoing thing yet.

303
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,240
The shagged the kid out of there because he snuck in and he was eating.

304
00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,240
They got to get like a cattle prod.

305
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,240
I told you.

306
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,240
Yeah.

307
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,240
So what do they do?

308
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,240
So the dog, this Danny DeVito fellow, that's not even his real name.

309
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,240
No, he's got to watch out for the retard.

310
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Right.

311
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,240
Eating popcorn.

312
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,240
That's not popcorn.

313
00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,240
He's got to keep the wrist.

314
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,240
And it's the sign of, I mean, this place sounds like Thunderdome, man.

315
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,240
It's great.

316
00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,240
Jesus.

317
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,240
Crazy.

318
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,240
You got one guy who's pretending to be Danny DeVito.

319
00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,240
Another guy probably is having like a handicap fight club down there.

320
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,240
I'll hit that.

321
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,240
One fucking crazy.

322
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,240
He wants it.

323
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,240
One time me and this guy Bob.

324
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Retarded.

325
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We'll say Bob.

326
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,240
We'll say Bob C.

327
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,240
Bob C.

328
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:06,240
And I are working in the penguin like paddocked.

329
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,240
And they have all these.

330
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,240
Like real penguins.

331
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,240
Yeah.

332
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,240
Then they have this.

333
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,240
King penguins?

334
00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,240
At the Shed Equator.

335
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,240
Yeah, the regular ones.

336
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,240
All the regular penguins.

337
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,240
All kinds of penguins.

338
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,240
But at this point.

339
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,240
Tuxedo ones.

340
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,240
At this point in time.

341
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,240
They opposed to the herringbone.

342
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,240
The herringbone ones.

343
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,240
The ones that were the herringbone suits.

344
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,240
The ones that were the herringbone suits.

345
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,240
The tuxedos.

346
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:34,240
I thought you meant they had a bone in their foot.

347
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,240
So here.

348
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,240
So yeah.

349
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,240
So we're there and we got to...

350
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,240
There's like a sump, you know, where the water goes.

351
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,240
They wash stuff down, the water goes.

352
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,240
And the pump went on it.

353
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,240
Teen the cages and shit.

354
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,240
Yeah, I got to get the information for the pump.

355
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,240
Because they just bought the pump.

356
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,240
So it's like two months old and it's failing.

357
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,240
You got to figure out why it's failing.

358
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,240
So manufacturer goes, you got to get the serial number off the pump.

359
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,240
Okay.

360
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,240
So then we got to go on.

361
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,240
It's an penguin cage.

362
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,240
It's in a pit.

363
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,240
So either we got to drain the pit, shut the...

364
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,240
You know, or he could shine a light in there.

365
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,240
You're trying.

366
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,240
And kind of lift it up to where he could see the tag.

367
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,240
It's like a big sump pump.

368
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,240
Of the serial number on the pump.

369
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,240
Okay, yeah, all right.

370
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,240
So he's like, here, I'm going to get in here.

371
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,240
Oh, fuck that.

372
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,240
And I'm going to get this serial number.

373
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,240
I'll read it off to you.

374
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,240
You write it down.

375
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:23,240
But while you're there, just look at the sump.

376
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,240
Don't look at the penguins.

377
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,240
Don't make eye contact with them or anything.

378
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,240
Just keep looking away.

379
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:34,240
And there's like one girl, like one like 22 year old girl in there.

380
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,240
And she's got like 16, 18 penguins.

381
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:42,240
And she's kind of keeping them, you know, you know, corraled at bay.

382
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:47,240
And I'm sitting there and he's like, okay, here's, okay, it's, it's like a 20 digit number.

383
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,240
Here you go.

384
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,240
One Z five, two, two.

385
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,240
And I'm right.

386
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,240
And all of a sudden I'm like, what the fuck?

387
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,240
Somebody's staring at it.

388
00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:00,240
And I turn around and this one kind of crept forward on the side.

389
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,240
He flanking out.

390
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,240
Kind of passed the train here.

391
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,240
And he's looking at me.

392
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,240
And sure enough, I turned around and I look right into the eyes of this thing.

393
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,240
And he starts growling.

394
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,240
Because penguins don't go like chirp, chirp and look.

395
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,240
They're like, they're fucking, they sound like raccoons.

396
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,240
They got a deep swathe.

397
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:21,240
They're not like cheap, cheap, cheap.

398
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:25,240
They're like, they're wild fucking animals.

399
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,240
And he takes a couple steps.

400
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,240
Oh boy.

401
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,240
And then two or three more take a couple steps.

402
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:35,240
And then the whole kind of crowd is kind of morphin.

403
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,240
And all of a sudden the train goes, okay, you guys got to leave.

404
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,240
And he goes, you looked at it, didn't you?

405
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,240
You looked at him, didn't you?

406
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,240
I'm like, yeah, I did.

407
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,240
I couldn't help it.

408
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,240
And I knew this one was something I had to look over my shoulder.

409
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:53,240
I get that weird, you know, like in the three stooges when the guy puts his thing.

410
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,240
Thanks, mom.

411
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,240
It's not like you fucking hang around penguins every day.

412
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,240
No, I know.

413
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,240
You want to look at them.

414
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,240
Yeah.

415
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,240
You're like interested.

416
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,240
But if you feel something behind you, what's your first instinct to do?

417
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:09,240
One thing he told you not to do is look dead eye to just don't make eye contact.

418
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,240
What a great story that would have been because you have good animal stories.

419
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,240
You got bit by a dog.

420
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,240
We'll get to that in a minute.

421
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,240
Yeah.

422
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,240
Imagine fucking steamboat getting attacked by a gang of penguins.

423
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,240
You want to have like little.

424
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,240
We'll talk about that story in a minute.

425
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,240
Beakworks all over me.

426
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,240
How fucking big were the penguins?

427
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,240
They're about this.

428
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,240
They're about three foot tall, two and a half to three feet tall.

429
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,240
So they're a lot bigger in person than you would think.

430
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,240
You're a big dude.

431
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,240
And it's not like it's a tiny little bird.

432
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,240
It's like a ten pound bird.

433
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,240
Yeah, but you see them on TV.

434
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,240
They weigh ten pounds?

435
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,240
I don't know.

436
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,240
So they weigh bigger than ten pounds.

437
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,240
Yeah, fat and shit.

438
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,240
Considering my fucking cat weighs twenty pounds.

439
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:50,240
It's not like the kind of bird that's like a robin or something.

440
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,240
No, not at all.

441
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,240
It's more like a seal and a bird.

442
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,240
Yeah.

443
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,240
There's not that many animals that you look in the right dead in the eyes and they fucking

444
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,240
start getting angry with you.

445
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,240
Yeah.

446
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:07,240
The craziest was when I fucking made eye contact with that eagle and he didn't fucking move.

447
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,240
Oh, in Colorado there.

448
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,240
Yeah, and I was like, motherfucker, he was big.

449
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,240
But you know, I would be afraid of a gang of penguins.

450
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,240
Yeah, if I'm getting anything, I'll be afraid of them.

451
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,240
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck around penguins like that.

452
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,240
Penguins don't seem to be able to talk to dollars.

453
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,240
So here's what Anport was telling me today.

454
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,240
Listen to this fucking fucked up story.

455
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,240
You should have the Anport Chronicle.

456
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:34,240
This is fucking this is a fucking saying he's I don't know if he's hallucinated this.

457
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,240
Probably.

458
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,240
I'll bet 99 percent.

459
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,240
He ain't gonna fucking believe this.

460
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,240
Yeah, I've got all the tea in China.

461
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,240
That guy don't fucking.

462
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,240
Okay.

463
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:47,240
The scientists and his wife, they believe that they could speak to dolphins.

464
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,240
This is the penguins are what remind me.

465
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,240
Did he watch it?

466
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,240
I think he was there's a document.

467
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,240
Okay, keep going.

468
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,240
Sorry.

469
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,240
I don't know.

470
00:15:55,240 --> 00:16:01,840
This guy flooded his whole house with this is a documentary and he let it in these dolphins

471
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,040
to swim around freely through his house.

472
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:10,240
So this guy took a lot of LSD and shit all the time and he's all whacked out on acid.

473
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:15,240
And so I don't know how true and forced down story is though.

474
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,240
The wife was trying to teach the penguins to penguins.

475
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240
I mean, dolphins.

476
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,240
This is your credibility.

477
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,240
This is like a phone.

478
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:29,240
The heads with this is the wife was trying to teach the dolphins how to speak and they

479
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,240
were believing that they were getting somewhere.

480
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:37,240
And but the dolphins were getting distracted because they were horny and they would get

481
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,240
erections.

482
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:43,240
So to like calm the dolphins down, the lady would fucking jack the dolphin.

483
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,240
Yeah, you jerk them off.

484
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,240
Dolphins are the rapists of the sea, man.

485
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,240
So they will rape humans.

486
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,240
And I'm like, I don't know.

487
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:55,240
So I don't know that the only two and I got in my house.

488
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,240
It's not the worst Wednesday night I've had.

489
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:01,240
I'm like, I don't know if they taught the dolphins how to talk or anything, but the

490
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:05,240
dolphins sure figured out how to get that lady to jack them off.

491
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,240
Yeah, they're not that fucking.

492
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,240
I mean, they're not that dumb.

493
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,240
Dolphins are smoother than humans, dude.

494
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240
I don't.

495
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,240
I mean, they're pointing with their down flipper.

496
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,240
This is I mean, it's kind of well, they have to roll over first.

497
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,240
I mean, I don't know.

498
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,240
This lady might have been a gentle lover.

499
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,240
It sounds so.

500
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,240
It sounds like a weird fucking.

501
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,240
I like that thing that.

502
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,240
So you're saying that a guy who flooded his house and let dolphins women is weird.

503
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,240
So you're saying that you heard of this and might be fucking telling the truth.

504
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,240
Yeah, but it sounds like he doesn't.

505
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:36,240
I mean, you know, we should pretend that he didn't, that he doesn't know what it is.

506
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,240
And then just fuck with.

507
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,240
He never had a dolphin asm.

508
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:46,240
I mean, because he doesn't have the wherewithal to fucking pipe it in and to check it.

509
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,240
Yeah, I wonder.

510
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,240
He's funny. He just thought he was in a dream and he.

511
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,240
No, maybe he was telling me he watched the documentary.

512
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,240
Yeah, I think he was.

513
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,240
I don't know what he was watching.

514
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:59,240
Because I mean, if you're talking about this lady beating off dolphins and I'm like, are

515
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,240
you fucking kidding me?

516
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,240
Dude, it sounds too fucking crazy.

517
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,240
It's not.

518
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,240
I mean, but nowadays people are fucking sick.

519
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,240
I mean, but this is I think this is a long time.

520
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,240
It wasn't.

521
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:12,240
It was a while ago back in the 60s when it was legal to fuck dolphins.

522
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,240
First of all, we're fucking get dolphins off.

523
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,240
Like where do you just get dolphins from?

524
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,240
I don't know.

525
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,240
I guess you look at the sea and just let the water go into his house.

526
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,240
I don't know how he did it.

527
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,240
Well, yeah, because think about that's a logistic nightmare.

528
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,240
Fucking dolphins there.

529
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,240
Then you got water, saltwater, right?

530
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:36,240
Fresh water, water, just to empty his whole house out.

531
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,240
Dolphins.

532
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:45,240
Jumping the pumps in and shit and fucking circulate the wall.

533
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,240
Man, Bobby, you have no sideburns.

534
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,240
That's very weird.

535
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,240
I was never a sideburn person.

536
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,240
You ever noticed that?

537
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,240
Neither was my dad.

538
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,240
You were my dad.

539
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,240
I don't either.

540
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,240
I don't think.

541
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,240
It's the World War II cut.

542
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,240
This idiot doesn't think he has sideburns.

543
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,240
Do I?

544
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,240
Do you hear that?

545
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,240
He does.

546
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,240
I know.

547
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,240
This guy's the man.

548
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,240
I don't know.

549
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240
You've been smoking kisses from God.

550
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,240
That's what you've been smoking.

551
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,240
He is, but never trusted a man with no sideburns.

552
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,240
He should really come up with a strain called kisses from God.

553
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,240
He doesn't fucking said I trusted him.

554
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,240
He just gets retarded when he smokes.

555
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,240
He's hard to eat in Styrofoam.

556
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,240
So I got two different fucking.

557
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:23,240
I wonder how those things, since you were biodegradable, how I would, man, this guy had the shit.

558
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,240
Like it was nobody's business.

559
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,240
He's eating Styrofoam, but the specialties.

560
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,240
Oh, he's a poor kid.

561
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,240
Yeah.

562
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,240
Your body can't process that.

563
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,240
I'm surprised you didn't have to go to the hospital to get a stomach pain.

564
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:39,240
That's why the, you know, they could have shipped them anywhere in the United States.

565
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,240
You would have been fine.

566
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,240
You think they would have put like a cover over or something because sticky special sticky

567
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:48,240
fingers over there likes to eat this shit or like Apple Bitter like they do for dog.

568
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,240
Yeah.

569
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,240
So they put the hot sauce on your fingers when you bite your nails.

570
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,240
My dad used to have this shit.

571
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:57,740
We were kids called bitex and my brother used to bite his nails and it was like this clear

572
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:58,740
nail polish.

573
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,240
It didn't look like anything.

574
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,240
But if you bit your nails, it tasted so fucking bad.

575
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,240
Yeah.

576
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,240
That's another another Nick origin story.

577
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:13,240
He needed something on there to make him stop biting his nails.

578
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,240
And that really worked.

579
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,240
I'm sure.

580
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,240
No, I did because man, dude, it sure was fucking.

581
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,240
Yeah.

582
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,240
That's out of necessity though.

583
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:24,240
You're not going to keep biting them because you know, but I mean, at the same time, as

584
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,240
soon as you take that shit off, you probably bit his tips off.

585
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,240
Well, I think it fucking, I think it curing him up.

586
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,240
He doesn't bite his nails anymore and he used to bite him down and not any less.

587
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,240
Oh man.

588
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,240
It's a fucking nasty habit.

589
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:38,240
I mean, I've had a lot of bad habits and that was one of the nastiest.

590
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,240
Me too.

591
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,240
Especially because you're touching shit all day.

592
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,240
Fucking.

593
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,240
All right.

594
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,740
So what do you guys want to get into?

595
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:48,240
We could do fortune cookie by laundry.

596
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,240
Or we could do Larry's Autistic Corner.

597
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,240
I show some old shit.

598
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,240
Okay.

599
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,240
Or we can get into a story that I have.

600
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,240
Let's get into a story first.

601
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,240
Okay.

602
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,240
Because we're so early into this.

603
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,240
All right.

604
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,240
You're going to talk about chocolate.

605
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,240
In 1836.

606
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,240
What was going on in 1836?

607
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,240
Well, I'll tell you what was going on.

608
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,240
It was kind of paint the picture.

609
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:23,240
It was this nun called Maria Monk and she lived at the Dou Dou nunnery of Montreal,

610
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:32,240
a hotel due and what happened was is she would get raped and sodomized.

611
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,240
Jesus, Larry.

612
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,240
By who?

613
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,240
Like by citizens or by the clergy.

614
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,240
Can you just put a lube on it first?

615
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,240
Well, first night they get raped by the clergy.

616
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,240
Yeah.

617
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,240
And after that Monday night.

618
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,240
Another feel good story from Larry.

619
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,240
Monday night they get fucked by the head priest and then Mother Superior teaches them

620
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,240
about dykeism on Tuesday.

621
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,240
Dykeism.

622
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,240
Is that the actual term?

623
00:21:55,240 --> 00:22:01,240
And then fucking what would happen was and this is this is insane, man.

624
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,240
Oh, that's insane.

625
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:08,240
Rich people, rich people that were seeking illicit thrill of illicit sex with a hot looking

626
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:15,240
young nun that didn't want to fuck were paying $500 to the priests.

627
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,240
In those days.

628
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,240
In 1836.

629
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,240
Yes, in 1836.

630
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,240
A million dollars.

631
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,240
I know.

632
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:26,240
They were paying up to 500 bucks that the priests would pimp these nuns out, man.

633
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:33,240
They had an underground tunnel system going from the fucking priests house to the nunnery

634
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:39,240
and they would fuck these nuns on the regular and it was really, really fucking bad, man.

635
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:43,240
I want to make so many jokes but it's just such a horrible story, Larry.

636
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,240
Man, those priests got to buy a lot of candy bars though for the little boys.

637
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240
Yeah.

638
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,240
They need that money.

639
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,240
Were you over there in the nunnery, nun-ya business?

640
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,240
Yeah, yeah.

641
00:22:54,240 --> 00:23:00,740
And so it was weird because back then the rich families, the priests would seek out these

642
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:04,480
people that had hot looking daughters and tell the rich families, you know, you'll have

643
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,240
a lot better chance of your family.

644
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,240
Yeah, we talk seeding.

645
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,240
Yeah, we were getting into that.

646
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,240
You get more sway in the church.

647
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,240
And you're your daughter and we'll be good to her.

648
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,240
Get a better seat.

649
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,740
And once they're in, they could never get out.

650
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:19,240
It's like they are in there fucking trapped.

651
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240
It's like they're in prison.

652
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,240
Like the fucking Mexican mafia.

653
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,240
It's fucked up, man.

654
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:28,240
And one of the things that's fucked up is...

655
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,240
I love how they just, one other thing.

656
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:36,240
They took this one girl, okay, the Saint Francis.

657
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,740
She didn't really do anything.

658
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:43,240
What she did was said something to another nun like this kind of fucking blows.

659
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,240
Yeah, right.

660
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,240
And the nun went and fucking turned her in.

661
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,740
Well, yeah, they probably ruled with an iron fist.

662
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:49,740
Listen what they did.

663
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:54,240
The bishops told their told this girl, Maria Monk was in with the gang.

664
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240
Maria Monk?

665
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,240
Yeah, that's the girl that wrote this book.

666
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,240
Maria Monk, the irony.

667
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,240
Well, anyways, they said, grab Saint Francis, drag her upstairs.

668
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,240
They bring her up to this room.

669
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:12,240
Saint Francis was hot, 20 year old, blind, very fair complex collection.

670
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:19,240
They drag her into this room for questioning quote unquote, because, you know, they overheard or say something.

671
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:24,240
They didn't even let her speak and the bishop was like, enough with this bullshit, finish her.

672
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,240
So then they take this girl.

673
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,240
This isn't really a story.

674
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,240
This is a book you read.

675
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,240
Yeah.

676
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,240
Okay, so this is Leary's book report.

677
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,240
Yeah.

678
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:41,240
And so they take this girl and they take her and they fucking put a fucking gag in her mouth.

679
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:46,240
Tightly real tight from behind her head, sort of jaws open to the next.

680
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,240
You're gonna get a steamboat of boner.

681
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,240
Watch out.

682
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,240
Tie her fucking arms.

683
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,240
Another Wednesday night.

684
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,240
Tie her ankles and wrists to the bed post.

685
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,240
And then they slap another fucking mattress on top of her.

686
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,240
Then they start jumping on the bed.

687
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:03,240
I mean, they're jumping down with their knees and they're fucking trying to mutilate this bitch and crush her.

688
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Well, mutilate that mutilate.

689
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,240
They're trying to crush her.

690
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,240
But they crush her and they do it for about 20 minutes.

691
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,240
Dude.

692
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,240
That is, until she's dead, then they take her.

693
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,240
It's archaic.

694
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,240
Yeah, then they take her.

695
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,240
I've never heard of that before.

696
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240
Me either.

697
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,240
Like, done to that extent.

698
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,240
And this is what they did all the time in this character.

699
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,240
Unwillingly.

700
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,240
Yeah.

701
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,240
But I mean.

702
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,240
They did all the time to these nuns that stepped out of line, man.

703
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,240
This was one of the things.

704
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,240
Well, wait a minute.

705
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,240
He murdered, man.

706
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,240
And then they threw him in the...

707
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,240
I mean, imagine the mattress is back then.

708
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,240
And then they get a lot.

709
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,240
Because you think of a mattress like now.

710
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,240
Right.

711
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,240
A mattress back then.

712
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,240
Is probably a fucking thing with the tires in it.

713
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,240
It's a rock thing.

714
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,240
Who knows, man?

715
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,240
The fucking moss.

716
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:47,240
So then they just unceremoniously throw her in this pit, a line pit that they got in

717
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:51,240
the basement where they also throw the bodies of the...

718
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,240
Gendryter.

719
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,240
Yeah.

720
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,240
Because these nuns are getting knocked up left and right because...

721
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,240
There's a raw dog in them.

722
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,240
They're a raw dog in them and...

723
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,240
And they don't bust their nuts.

724
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,240
They don't have abortions.

725
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,240
Yeah.

726
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,240
And they can't say that they're having a baby.

727
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,240
So they go out, they have the whole, they go through the whole pregnancy.

728
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,240
And they...

729
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,240
The baby's born.

730
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,240
The priest baptized the baby and within three to four hours they never even washed the blood

731
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,240
off the baby.

732
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,240
Dropped the pit.

733
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,240
The head fucking nun squeezes the nose and puts her hand over the fucking mouth until

734
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,240
they fucking stop moving and they're dead.

735
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,240
Silently they die silently.

736
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,240
You gotta have a special touch for that.

737
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,240
And then they toss them in the pit.

738
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,240
And they got a pit.

739
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,240
And then they get raped all over again after they have the baby.

740
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,240
Oh yeah.

741
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,240
You know what I mean?

742
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,240
It's a vicious cycle.

743
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,240
Yeah.

744
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,240
Yeah.

745
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,240
It's fucking horrible.

746
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,680
Okay so how big was this place?

747
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,680
How many people...

748
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:40,680
Oh dude it's huge.

749
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,680
It was a huge place.

750
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,680
Yeah.

751
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:46,240
It was like an old hotel and I'm talking a big fancy motherfucker.

752
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:52,320
See what, I'm not like I'm defending this but back then the Christianity was all knowing.

753
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,000
Like if you, you know what I mean?

754
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,240
Like these places were from the crusades.

755
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,240
Yeah.

756
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,740
They were held at high regard.

757
00:26:58,740 --> 00:27:00,240
But here's the thing man.

758
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,740
You're confusing catholicism and Christianity.

759
00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:08,000
Christians never went around killing people to join the Catholic

760
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,380
deal though they started with those crusades were Catholic it was religion

761
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:16,540
though it started in the Bible so it's all the same thing no matter no matter

762
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:20,980
what it was still done in the name of God in the name of God but it wasn't God

763
00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:27,180
well they let's put it I mean listen Larry how many okay which is funny do

764
00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:30,540
you see a little pattern here with the Catholic Church and doing nefarious

765
00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:34,100
things to people well yeah I mean it started all the way back then you want

766
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:37,700
to hear some really really nefarious shit I mean I have a feeling you're just

767
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:41,820
gonna tell me even if I say yes this is bad what they did to these girls man

768
00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:48,180
really really was they also did other horrible tortures besides the sex okay

769
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:52,820
they had these torture rooms and there's this other escaped nun her name is Sarah

770
00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:57,660
Richardson and she was afraid to say anything until later she got married and

771
00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:01,460
felt like her husband could protect her because she knew that they would come

772
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:06,980
after her and kill her she was sentenced to three days in a torture room and it

773
00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:11,380
was in the bowels of the nunnery she didn't even know now she lived at this

774
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:16,180
nunnery for 22 years and she didn't even know that these rooms existed that's how

775
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:20,540
far down and buried they were she said well lived there a lifetime and never

776
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:24,060
know they were there well that's probably a good thing you probably want not to see

777
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:29,340
that well yeah I mean said we're sick it sounds like it literally sounds like

778
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:34,540
here's the top echelon of where you're at now you're going to hell yeah you know

779
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:39,980
like this is where hell is listen what they did bro they fucking had various

780
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:45,940
machines and instruments of torture some of them were holy people can find in you

781
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:50,540
know excruciating agony what they did to this girl was they stuck around a

782
00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:55,140
machine like kind of an electric chair thing where she was strapped down feet

783
00:28:55,140 --> 00:29:00,580
and hands and they had an iron plate under her feet and they slowly heat up

784
00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:05,660
the iron plate until her feet are fucking basically cooked I mean burnt to

785
00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:11,700
blisters and they really spoke to people back 20 minutes and they cooked her feet

786
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:17,340
for 20 minutes 350 degrees yeah and then they left it for three days yeah well

787
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:22,900
now while she was in this room all blistered up and shit there was an old

788
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:28,180
lady on a rack you know those old-time rat yeah she said that they were fucking

789
00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:32,900
stretching her beyond belief they could hear her bones crack maybe you can see

790
00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:38,460
where her joints were separated in the skin was going into the crevices because

791
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:43,900
she was so emaciated from not eating she was in this room for three days and

792
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:47,900
this old lady didn't need for or drink anything for these three days got

793
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:52,100
tortured for three days and same with this other guy that she saw was on

794
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:57,620
another on another machine it was a monk he had heavy fucking weights tied to his

795
00:29:57,620 --> 00:30:02,940
feet with a strap going around his chest under his arm kids just pulling and

796
00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:07,380
pulling them down and again this motherfucker didn't need for these crazy

797
00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:11,180
thing is she's praying to God and these guys are doing it how did how did she

798
00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:16,300
wonder if writing this did she survive all this yeah yeah yeah I hope so yeah

799
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:22,180
I found her diary or something how about this this was the most fucked up one of

800
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:27,380
them okay this is the last thing about the Catholic priest all right there was

801
00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:33,460
one nun while she was in there this this Richardson girl Sarah Richardson sounds

802
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:38,380
like a real habit of beating she was told to put her fingers in these holes

803
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:44,620
there was holes just big enough for the fingers to fit in when the girl put her

804
00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:50,260
she said she screams and screw she ain't pulled her fingers out and all her

805
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:55,940
fucking nails were gone and just blood profusely pouring out of her fingertips

806
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:59,700
was on the other side and the girl they're they don't even know the girls like

807
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:07,100
I can't even imagine what was on the other side yeah some kind of fucking

808
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:15,860
they demon these fuckers were demonic as fuck man this we're getting off on it

809
00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:21,500
also so Catholic priest getting off on six shirts and when they when they jumped

810
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:26,380
on the bed and killed the other nun I was talking about same Francis they were

811
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:30,540
laughing after she was dead all that had nuns like the younger ones were

812
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:33,780
freaking out and they're all there an audience to swatch this because they made

813
00:31:33,780 --> 00:31:42,020
like seven or eight of the nuns jump on the bed so they forced ones that didn't

814
00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:45,980
want to be involved you got to do it too yeah they got there and they fucked them

815
00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:50,940
up mentally too and how they get taken down they never did get taken down when

816
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:55,660
this Maria just fizzled out no they continued on when this Maria monk got

817
00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:59,820
out and wrote her books and everything they went out of their way to say that

818
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:04,020
she was first they said she was crazy yeah then they said she never exist

819
00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:08,540
campaign yeah yeah they did all the same shit that they do to the Catholic churches deep

820
00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:13,660
pockets they can do whatever they want and so we know that they have

821
00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:18,940
proclivities for things that are you know I mean what kind of it's real or we're

822
00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:23,220
gonna say Larry she said so your closing statement now they just really really

823
00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:27,100
did whatever the fuck they wanted with these with these girls and with whoever

824
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:32,020
really got in there and the people in the neighborhood like they would have

825
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:37,060
guys come forward and in vouch for the church and say how great of guys they

826
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:41,220
are and this I know this priest my wife but they were all Freemasons and people

827
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:46,420
that were well so they were affiliated in yeah yeah exactly nobody was ever

828
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:51,300
yet but like we're saying the Catholic Church has really deep pockets yeah

829
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:56,500
they've gotten away with so much shit it's crazy that well they it's crazy

830
00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:01,380
that she said she got raped the very first night she was there and that's

831
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:05,220
what your story said yeah I mean I'll believe her I mean that's what they do

832
00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:09,140
as a slave it's like the nation you get these stories of these women that go to

833
00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:14,500
the priest for help and they're in a state of distress and they're where with

834
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:18,900
all is not all there and then the priest take advantage of yeah and all they take

835
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:22,820
advantage isn't it crazy though there's religion that you can't get married

836
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:30,660
isn't it is that's so weird like it sort of brings out something inside of you

837
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:34,420
well because the priest are notorious for having a good time we've read

838
00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:38,740
stories about that that party well that Catholic dude that the guy OD'd remember

839
00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:44,980
the Cardinal right yeah it was a key on poppers or Viagra they said

840
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:52,820
baller pills Polish priest that was great we had a busload of other churches boy yeah

841
00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:57,740
no that's fucking crazy that was that one they still get away with it like look

842
00:33:57,740 --> 00:34:02,260
at how many people kiss the Pope's ring oh my god or touch the Pope I mean he's

843
00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:08,380
a he's a the Vatican is the big most corrupt city in the world oh yeah like

844
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:12,500
they never get fucked with nobody I thought the Vatican I always thought

845
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:19,460
that's what part of the JFK assassination was what's that he was he was well

846
00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:22,580
they say the Vatican might have had something to do with Lincoln assassination

847
00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:28,980
yeah just assassinations Catholic Church is a front for everything that's all

848
00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:33,300
it is it's just a place a pie to pyramid scheme technically that's where I got my

849
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:39,780
fake ID when I was a kid at the church really that would be funny if you did

850
00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:43,460
that though thank you father Nelson yeah I'm sure you had to do a little bit more

851
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:46,740
kneeling then get that ID no that's that was the old joke a little bit more

852
00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:51,300
path Nelson full Nelson father Nelson

853
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:57,980
so sad and it's horrible because all these stories come up about these priests

854
00:34:57,980 --> 00:35:02,780
just having their parents leave their kids with them yeah and they would just

855
00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:06,900
have their way with these poor children man hey what up in a Jimmy oh we left

856
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:13,260
them with father O'Brien man come back a different man now yeah like they got that

857
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:16,340
thousand-yard sterrow and they come back from there yeah it would send them on

858
00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:21,020
camping trips and shit and nobody would ever believe that the Catholic Church

859
00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:26,260
would do something that bad yeah which you know because it's all in the name of

860
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:29,500
God that's how it is it's like okay I understand that there's a difference

861
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:34,820
between being a Christian a practicing Christian and it's sad to people that are

862
00:35:34,820 --> 00:35:40,020
Catholic like the followers they're not evil they're not they don't know that

863
00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:46,060
it's a Luciferian fucking Jagoff in charge and they're backhanded backhanded

864
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:49,940
funding these things too you know they don't know what they're fun I know that

865
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:53,220
I'm just saying you know they guys everything you know they want they start

866
00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:56,780
passing around the bucket the basket yeah right it's basically that's what

867
00:35:56,780 --> 00:36:00,420
they're funding these guys to keep doing this shit and they tried to keep it

868
00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:04,820
it's funny that they get sued and they pay what billions of dollars for this

869
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:09,060
shit or something like that and they don't even fucking blink an eye like we

870
00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:11,900
were talking about kids have been abused in churches and they don't tear the

871
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:15,660
churches down so you know killer's houses they chair him down yeah if

872
00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:19,060
anything they'll take the priest and they'll relocate them yeah they put another

873
00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:24,100
pervert in the place they put him in another district with hotter kids with

874
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:30,300
tighter asses I don't know I just think they want to get him out of

875
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:36,980
there you know I swear these kids even try hardly but five times imagine that

876
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:42,540
just getting away with it how it's just you know what don't greed for in your

877
00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:46,140
lost they're not getting away with it maybe they'll get away with it on this

878
00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:51,700
earth man but there is a God and that is especially when you do shit in there's

879
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:55,500
a special place in hell for those that's right man I mean now you're becoming a

880
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:59,900
false idol for yourself like you're so into yourself that oh I'm the word of

881
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:05,700
God moves and that's it when you use God's name to do bad things he really

882
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:09,740
you gotta get right with God that's the thing man God does not go for that and

883
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:13,020
I know there's a huge thing about if you repent for your sins on your deathbed

884
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:16,220
that all things everything will be absolved yeah I think that's something

885
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:21,460
we just made up yeah there's a lot made up about religion there really is I mean

886
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:25,780
you can't tell me first of all I wasn't there so I don't you know and I mean I

887
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:31,860
already trusted 50% and second there's also multiple versions of this there's

888
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:37,820
also multiple accounts of things like people had the fucking people had to

889
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:42,500
believe in something right yeah well that's the whole I made you you didn't

890
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,620
make me I mean they would come into people's land and be like you believe

891
00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:53,000
are you Christian no kill you everybody's got their things that they

892
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,340
worship though and they're all different well some people's drugs but it's all

893
00:37:57,340 --> 00:38:04,220
one underlying theme though of a higher being pussy I worship all that but the

894
00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:11,220
only thing that really will get you into the door is Jesus no you know I mean

895
00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:16,060
when there's only one foot one set of footprints on the beach Larry that's

896
00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:24,780
because you guys are 69 he was carrying me down there too that must have been

897
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:29,820
when you were on all fours you know I didn't see knee prints though I had my

898
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:35,780
I had my shins on his shoulders one one one line from your dick dragon in the

899
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:43,900
beach I think those fucking those posters are always those are the Jesus

900
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:48,500
things are always funny like someone has at the foot stuff footprints or footprints

901
00:38:48,500 --> 00:39:01,100
or footprints in the sand I got it I gotta show off my scarf your I fucking

902
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:05,260
Taylor man I fucking this is your old Larry's autistic no this is just a real

903
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:10,200
quick thing to where I could just show the hip tie it I made this scarf double

904
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:20,860
length by taking the fringe on the edges this motherfucker when he walked

905
00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:25,300
down the street they said look at that little so-and-so little fun I like I've

906
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:30,940
got a little sugar in his tank a lot of sweetness it's gonna be a closed design

907
00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:38,940
or someday an old sweetness and boys so I'm at the gate I'm at the gate at this

908
00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:44,340
one company and and the guards there and he's just like I swear like we just

909
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:51,780
woke him up he's like what we're like yeah we're here to see this guy

910
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:57,140
blah blah blah okay hold on what's your names here's our cards here's our ID all

911
00:39:57,140 --> 00:40:05,780
right he goes first thing you got a row Roberto Jorallo

912
00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:18,220
okay hold on remind me that time when they were telemarketing you and that's

913
00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:35,940
the same so here's something funny needles last name happens to be the name

914
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:42,060
of the first name of a female's name so we're looking at the cards at crowd

915
00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:47,380
McGon he sees one girl with the same name as his last name for her first name

916
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:51,340
and he goes oh I'll remember this chick's name and I'm like why you got a

917
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:56,020
girlfriend with that name or something he's like Larry it's my fucking last

918
00:40:56,020 --> 00:41:01,500
name dummy I'm like oh yeah wow seriously just stand I've only known

919
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:09,740
for 30 years Styrofoam fucking peanuts all day we did if we did a podcast and

920
00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:12,860
I'm like I don't want to get that stone so I smoke a little weed he smoked a

921
00:41:12,860 --> 00:41:17,220
whole joint to his head and once you walk in there it's like a roar of Borealis

922
00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:21,260
there's nothing in there everybody straight lights dude the room is empty

923
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:26,380
you can hear a pin drop it's a kill room it's fucking all lit up with fluorescent

924
00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:30,900
lights and everybody this is the guy I fucking deal with man doesn't even

925
00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:42,140
remember my last name Mike hi man so much information today that's where we

926
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:48,620
got this Mike it was funny oh it was very funny okay you want to get the gong

927
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:53,300
ready cuz I got a gong have gong is this a special no no no this isn't a

928
00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:57,940
section of the weekend this is gonna be a nice gong to you right yeah let on

929
00:41:57,940 --> 00:42:02,060
steamboat hit the gong you can hear we got to get it you should have got a

930
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:07,420
fucking I don't like when we hold it up just gotta set it down you got the

931
00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:12,220
mallet smell that look yeah I know if there's another one I don't know what to say I'm

932
00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:17,060
gonna tell the kid like the force burn ass I'm gonna tell them what the fuck

933
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:21,460
what happened to the mallet here it is okay so move it closer to I can reach

934
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:30,100
it now here I'm moving closer this is very important it's very important okay

935
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:35,180
so you're ready yep and the gongs even on camera still as soon as I get done

936
00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:39,740
reading this you hit it all right Japan after done after after I read it here we

937
00:42:39,740 --> 00:42:48,860
go Japan order to compensate wartime comfort women I can yeah okay let's do

938
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:53,980
it again hard read it read it with like a Japanese accent Japan order to

939
00:42:53,980 --> 00:43:01,140
compensate what I'm comfort woman welcome to comfort woman happy happy time

940
00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:06,180
really hard a South Korean court is ordered Japan to compensate a group of

941
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:10,900
women who are forced to work in military brothels during World War two nice

942
00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:17,140
isn't that crazy for which side their side probably worked both sides you fuck

943
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:22,540
Joe he too tired to fight they were dick on both sides what's that they were dick

944
00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:28,100
on both sides I was reading this thing about there was a general in the war and

945
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:31,860
he would bring ladies to the ladies of the night to his tent and that's his

946
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:35,980
last name was hooker no and that's how they got the terminology hooker they

947
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:41,740
got the term for hooker isn't that funny I don't know about that we'll look it up

948
00:43:41,740 --> 00:43:47,180
okay so 16 women who were kept as sex slaves for Japanese soldiers previously

949
00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:51,740
had had their case dismissed isn't that crazy there's 16 of them still alive

950
00:43:51,740 --> 00:43:57,660
yeah right how old are they they're fucking I mean they've got to be a I don't

951
00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:02,500
know exactly the fucking a 95 year old so they're fucking dude they're in there

952
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:12,340
95 dude isn't that crazy what happened with them well they they filed a suit

953
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:15,340
saying because they were held sex slaves they were forced to work in brothels

954
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:21,260
during the war Korean Shanghai yeah so what do they want money now compensation

955
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:26,460
I don't know man maybe they won't fucking sushi I don't know right they want

956
00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:33,260
money on me that's a ton back yeah I want fucking yen yeah I want fucking what

957
00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:39,340
do you call it okay so cocaine basically it's the same in any language

958
00:44:39,340 --> 00:44:46,020
to came so they overturned it in 2016 and they dismissed it citing sovereign

959
00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:49,500
immunity I don't know what that means like that's just a crazy way to say fuck

960
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:53,420
you I think well you know you probably have to get my lawyer down here to look

961
00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:59,100
at that so so they said in a statement the court said it recognizes South

962
00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:03,220
Korea's jurisdiction over the Japanese government because of the women lived in

963
00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:08,660
the country and sought compensation for ex deemed unlawful wow they probably did

964
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:14,060
get paid somewhat it is crazy the way that this country works though think

965
00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:19,540
about that like we're not compensating you because we were taking care of you

966
00:45:19,540 --> 00:45:28,220
all right now now hit it again but not so hard what do you mean I would just

967
00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:33,620
this is when we usually talk okay so many of those kept military brothels

968
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:39,340
were so many of them many of the ending those ladies were sounds like an unhappy

969
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:43,700
ending with definitely but they live long so maybe there's something about

970
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:49,580
being long time make noise how long man it's a microphone you tap in it so then

971
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:53,060
the many of those kept in the military brothels were Korean others were from

972
00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:57,540
mainland China the Philippines Indonesia and Taiwan so it wasn't just boy was just

973
00:45:57,540 --> 00:46:02,660
a lot a lot of women yeah like we were just talking about with the fucking dude

974
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,860
wartime brings out the worst in people yeah it really does I mean these are

975
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:13,060
there some of their own fucking citizens man but I mean get ready to hit the gun

976
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:19,660
right probably fuck Japan's foreign minister Yoko Kamakawa gone

977
00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:24,900
how's that called the ruling extremely regrettable and absolutely

978
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:32,660
unacceptable you get no yet and like it so basically this guy saying that this

979
00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:37,380
is bullshit that the women are that they realized this and they're fucked up yeah

980
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:40,820
like we're just talking about with the priest and shit like it was acceptable

981
00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:45,500
and everybody from the top to the bottom was involved and then the Catholic

982
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:50,460
Church is like up they were an offshoot of us you know they weren't there we

983
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:55,140
weren't affiliated with them want to purve always yeah but dude there's a

984
00:46:55,140 --> 00:47:00,820
difference between that shit you know I mean like perverts and sexual deviance

985
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:04,580
especially you know like if you're going through if you want to watch people

986
00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:08,740
get murdered and then the problem is is that it's at your beck and call so

987
00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:12,140
whatever you feel like getting off on at that moment in time they probably could

988
00:47:12,140 --> 00:47:16,660
they were probably just grabbing women and having their way with yeah I bet either

989
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:21,620
that was the norm yeah so they desensitize these women also to it which

990
00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:26,860
is crazy it's like Stockholm syndrome sort of where you know your captain yeah

991
00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:33,540
I mean protect your fucking because you don't want that to happen to you or your

992
00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:37,580
family you know I mean it's a fucking younger sister yeah you don't want to be

993
00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:41,780
like oh well great we're gonna fucking tell your family tactics but side of my

994
00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:47,940
hand and then and then I wonder I mean it's crazy that I wonder I wonder the

995
00:47:47,940 --> 00:47:50,780
exact numbers of that book you regularly how many people were putting the

996
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:56,460
captivity yeah or torture very sad but yeah oh so yeah well you know shout out

997
00:47:56,460 --> 00:48:03,380
to nook Sue and long Lee and dingy McGee happy you're gonna get your money man I

998
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:12,540
think so pinkie Lee thanks for the blow job yeah I mean it's crazy that they

999
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:16,740
fight it like those countries are not to be fucked with man Japan happy and

1000
00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:21,220
like they have their people down on lock and they were they fucking

1001
00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:24,140
invited the happy ending remember when they had those lockdowns and they were

1002
00:48:24,140 --> 00:48:30,020
fucking barricading people in their own homes yeah like welding shit on the door

1003
00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:35,500
screaming people they would be locked in their offices if someone got COVID they

1004
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:40,940
would lock them all in there we we had a company had a huge order for a lot of

1005
00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:47,740
money and it was this like imagine a skid of piping mm-hmm a lot of piping pumps

1006
00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:51,660
all this shit like a fucking mario brothers it pumps a chemical to add a

1007
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:57,060
plant okay and they were in Texas and since we had that cold spell in Texas oh

1008
00:48:57,060 --> 00:49:01,740
yeah when all the people freaked out now so they want to insulate everything

1009
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:07,900
and jacket all the pipe and shit so the place that we get the shit from is in

1010
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:13,460
Vietnam oh shit so get some heroin shit we we literally waited a little pipe

1011
00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:19,140
that gold triangle shit well we literally waited almost two years to get

1012
00:49:19,140 --> 00:49:25,580
these jackets because the Vietnam after we had COVID Vietnam had COVID and they

1013
00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:30,220
locked their people in the factory and you think that they would be able to pump

1014
00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:35,900
out more you that's what I said but all incoming shit was stopped yeah so these

1015
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:40,580
people were just trapped until the surprise we're gone in the company yeah

1016
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:45,820
and it people think we have it bad here hmm oh it's so bad here let me tell you

1017
00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:50,740
man it will be it was a test that was a test they threw out for the whole world

1018
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:54,900
let's see which which countries we could just really who can we take over what

1019
00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:58,420
could we get away with problems we have how could we manipulate people all

1020
00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:03,140
fucking government psi-op shit the fuck it make you a complete lemming to the

1021
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:08,460
system man they do it already did it they do I mean they did it on a mass scale

1022
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:13,140
they shut the world down it's the lizard aliens the lizard

1023
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:19,420
the lizard people yeah the graze are okay I guess okay depends on you know

1024
00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:34,460
right time for a fortune cookie 500 today's water cookie yeah a big fortune

1025
00:50:34,460 --> 00:50:43,260
will descend upon you this year yes that's it yeah big fortune will be a big

1026
00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:48,860
fortune like a big fortune cookie what's on here you will be around nothing by

1027
00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:52,980
a centu is shampoo every funny lyric if you just wrote a couple and just like put

1028
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:58,620
him in there okay a man who kisses a donkey is an ass lover right is a kiss

1029
00:50:58,620 --> 00:51:05,780
ass my my grandfather died you know he lived it he lived at the house that I

1030
00:51:05,780 --> 00:51:12,780
grew up at in the city and you might like this yeah what these are the keys

1031
00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:18,860
that were on his key chain skeleton keys to get in my old house this was the

1032
00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:23,780
front door to get into the apartment building and this was the fucking key

1033
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:32,100
to get the Larry's back door yeah this is the key to my fucking heart tape some

1034
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:39,260
both together crazy okay so they're skeleton keys today that's how old the

1035
00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:48,300
locks were they're totally different though they're all key different yeah

1036
00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:54,900
Larry's autistic corner I mean that's a good one man not too bad I've seen old

1037
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:58,580
keys you're fucking fruit I'm a fruit you're the funook funook look at that

1038
00:51:58,580 --> 00:52:05,620
scarf dude hey spik jagger takes a real man to fucking wear this scar spik jagger

1039
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:10,180
I see what you did my brother told me I look like the homeless Steven Tyler

1040
00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:18,060
oh my god it's better than like a whole case pending against him I mean

1041
00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:25,500
transporting miners overstate and I'm not talking about coal miners that's

1042
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:34,620
alright man so that's pretty good one boys oh okay

1043
00:52:34,620 --> 00:52:40,820
that's it I would like to shout out some people okay I'd like to thank God thank

1044
00:52:40,820 --> 00:52:50,740
Jesus thank you Jesus this is pretty cool fun time I mean it's so much

1045
00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:53,820
different than being upstairs talking about bullshit like this in the living

1046
00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:57,020
room we're gonna put it on the same fucking thing it's just it's a little

1047
00:52:57,020 --> 00:53:00,300
bit more different now that we have a camera yeah it takes a little while to

1048
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:04,300
get used to and we have to try not to say stupid shit but if we have a problem

1049
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:10,860
and the following people Alex my nephew thanks buddy no shirt Nick Jack

1050
00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:21,660
Stoney Bobby Frankie the beard Kiki my dad big Joe Groucho Chris Matt

1051
00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:26,860
feel about a bulb Matt you're still gay Dave Zodiac mr. X

1052
00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:34,660
Shari Jerry want to wrestle you Jay Chrissy Becky Tiffany Crypto Beach

1053
00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:42,860
Swarthock yeah Harmy Helena cat and Tom's free clinic I've never heard about

1054
00:53:42,860 --> 00:53:46,580
this place is this little you ever heard of this place

1055
00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:53,380
Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinarian services yeah if you're

1056
00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:59,500
squeaking in your weiner I'll give a shout out to me come here tonight what's

1057
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:03,900
that I give a shout out to Nina who let me come here yeah cuz you'll get beat

1058
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:08,500
up she's gonna go home and smell your breath and now let it see it

1059
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:12,260
you guys talking about yeah how you like to kiss dude

1060
00:54:12,260 --> 00:54:17,740
Japanese talk about let's talk shit about me no let's not do that because we

1061
00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:21,260
don't want him to get domestically abused and then she'll become a superstar

1062
00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:26,420
and then you have to have a black eye she's like to like turn your team up

1063
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:30,420
or be like you and two black eyes get dinner late

1064
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:36,900
twice join me put it out what the hell are you doing down he was a shout out

1065
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:43,820
here for letting steamboat come out tonight back now we're gonna go get

1066
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:49,140
hooked on Japanese now back in your pit that's fine though

1067
00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:53,100
oh George you was telling me about when you guys went got some to one night

1068
00:54:53,100 --> 00:55:00,980
after a team rocket gig about who you and about me yeah really he said you guys

1069
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:07,260
went okay well thanks George cuz I don't remember that one time about right

1070
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:11,700
yeah this girl was stalking George and George heard something in the backyard

1071
00:55:11,700 --> 00:55:15,780
so we go out there and he brings his gun and all of a sudden we hear this really

1072
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:20,860
big snap you know like on a branch something big snapped like them big

1073
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:25,300
George is like no he's like all right who the fuck is there I got my gun and

1074
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:28,860
all of a sudden this chick stands up okay it's me

1075
00:55:28,860 --> 00:55:33,740
I was just you know hiding in the bush said you were hanging out with Robert but

1076
00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:42,420
I didn't believe you know a dangerous one all right it's me it's me she gets up

1077
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:52,100
we're like holy fuck picking them good George story George is crazy yeah very

1078
00:55:52,100 --> 00:56:01,300
funny all right I got my gun not afraid I'll shoot you all right close out yeah

1079
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:05,700
okay that was a wonderful episode I want to thank everybody for tuning in yeah

1080
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:09,900
thank you very much for you watch if you listen follow like subscribe check out

1081
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:18,380
our YouTube page that's it yeah and check out catechronic that's the band that

1082
00:56:18,380 --> 00:56:25,380
me and Bobby are in that's all over the wherever you hear music you know on the

1083
00:56:25,380 --> 00:56:36,980
internet catechronic 25% that's it 25% for naming rights yeah we're all in it

1084
00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:43,780
all right peace