Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles Show.
Hey everybody, how's it going out there in computer land?
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
I'm Bobby Bronco.
Special guest today.
Yeah.
I'm a big fan of the Tug Boat.
Catacronic.
The artist formerly known as Tug Boat.
Tug Boat, Steamboat, Bobby Bronco all in one.
How was Thanksgiving?
We had a good Thanksgiving.
How about you guys?
It was okay.
Yeah, it was good.
I was messed up from about seven to about seven.
Oh yeah, because that's probably the most exercise you've gotten in a long time.
Yeah, playing the turkey bowl with...
You'll grab ass with the kids, right?
That's one.
We played UNO.
Yeah.
It's a real white trash game.
Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah, there's nothing better than UNO.
I mean, fuck man.
It's great that we...
It's a little beer sponsor.
Well did you hear that they were trying to change, they want to change Thanksgiving,
the title of it to what is that?
I fucking forgot about it.
National day off day.
Or something like national like...
You know, that whole woke shit where they're trying to take over, because we took land
from the Indians.
Transgiving.
Well, transgiving.
Transgiving, yeah.
Transgiving.
Hey, you get a free surgery and you get a free surgery.
Free surgery.
Here are free genital mutations for everybody.
How about this?
We'll take a dick and we'll put it on your elbow.
Is that what you want?
You can fucking do whatever you want now.
You can put it right on your forehead.
Yeah, I mean shit.
Everybody will know your pronouns then, definitely.
Yeah.
No.
It's funny that they...
Everybody's like, oh, we took all...
The woke thing is just trying to take over everything.
You can't fucking say this, you can't say that.
Thanksgiving, we're culturally appropriated because we took it from the Indians even though...
We slaughtered the Indians and took their land.
Well, I don't know about that.
They were slaughtering themselves before we came around.
We just wanted the land.
But I mean, even though people were still taking their land before, they kind of had
an agreement, shall I say.
But once we introduced weaponry to those savages, oh my god.
Once we introduced booze to them, they were done.
Yeah, yeah.
We needed some booze.
There's this fucking...
Look at that, there's a bean in there.
Man, I'm gonna have to complain.
Holy crap, I apologize.
I forgot this from Joe Reagan.
I don't know what the fuck...
You got the full brunt of that one too.
I hate it.
That's nasty.
I don't know what the hell...
So yeah, so Thanksgiving, you know, it's just another fucking day.
Is there anybody...
Well, I mean, we don't know.
We didn't look at the stats in Chicago.
They probably killed somebody.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Did you see in Chicago those guys went on a crime spree?
And there was in three hours, there were two or three hours, or like 12 strong arm robberies.
Nice.
And we got to get turkey money.
Yeah, I don't think I have to get for more like...
Christmas, yeah, right.
Or more bullets.
Hey, I got these Jordans for Thanksgiving.
They were turkey Jordans.
They were turkeys.
But so what happened was they were playing it on the police scanner that these guys were committing these crimes and they told them to back off because they were...
They got into a high-speed chase with them and they were like, let them go.
And then they committed more violence.
And they bumped around from the city, they went to the west side, they went to the loop, they were all over the fucking place.
Chicago style.
Sure, they were off...
Well, they don't work, but...
Yeah, they were off work.
I was gonna say they were off work.
Well, it was a holiday, so I mean, why not...
We got to get paid double time, steal two pairs of shoes for me.
That's right.
Speaking of work, Bobby...
He sells pipe and shit.
I sell stuff to the...
Bobby lays pipe, smokes pipe.
Ships aquarium downtown.
Ships people with pipe, all that shit.
Rob's people with pipe.
Yeah.
Touches pipe.
Why don't you tell a story about Danny the reed, oh Bobby.
That's right.
I can do that.
Okay.
So, many things go on there.
And everybody there is really cool that I deal with.
I don't really have any problems usually.
But they needed these special valves for a special project, you know.
We're gonna reroute this.
You're reconfiguring shit?
Yeah, just doing a bunch of bullshit.
Upgrades and shit.
So, I ship things there all the time and these were real special.
So, I shipped them there and a couple days later, you know, one of the head life support
guys calls me and is like, hey man, we didn't...
We never got those pieces and we really got to do this.
We got animals sitting here waiting.
Animals are getting ready to die.
Animals are in special porn and everything.
And I said, yeah, I shipped it.
So, you know, hey, let me do it like a UPS tracker.
I'll track it on UPS and stuff.
So, get on a computer and I'm tracking this and I get the tracker.
And I'm like, oh, okay, I see a sign.
You know, and the UPS says, okay, it was signed for on this day by DeVito.
DeVito.
By a DeVito.
And I'm like, oh, okay, cool.
So, I call him on.
Hey, you got good news.
Yeah, it was really good.
We got stuff there.
One of your guys signed for it.
Oh, well, who signed for it?
Somebody by the name of DeVito, Danny DeVito.
How do you like that?
Danny DeVito signed.
Yeah, Danny DeVito.
DeDeVito.
Okay.
So now they got to search for fucking Danny DeVito.
So now my guy goes through the whole directory of everybody that's worked there.
Calls me up a day or two later.
He's like, man, we still haven't found those things.
We got to get these fish out of quarantine.
There's nobody here by the name of Danny DeVito.
And I'm like, DeVito, okay.
Check at the penguin cage.
Yeah, right.
I'll come down there.
And you and I will look the building.
Because I know what the box looked like and everything.
Okay, great.
Hold on.
Let me.
So now the fucking Pete, the parts are waiting.
Danny DeVito signed for him.
He's on my A.
We can't find any DeVitos there.
We're thinking, you know, what's close to that name?
DeVito.
You're going to wait for food.
Don't shout.
Maybe it was an El Capone's vault.
We don't really know.
We're all going to find it for you then.
I'm down there looking.
I spent a whole day looking.
Finally, you know, we make our way down to the shipping guy.
We're like, hey, you do, you do the shipping.
That's okay.
And we're like, hey, we're trying to find this package.
And you know, the guy's real comical there at the chef.
Yeah, you know.
Oh boy.
Boy, you know, I, I, I,
You're a Chicago guy.
We're getting lots of packages here.
I was, you know, I was just down at the jewels.
And, you know, the jewel says as many packages as we do for crying out loud.
So, you know, we're talking.
That sounds like he's got old styles.
Oh, he's out there.
He's, he's definitely out there.
And so I'm like, yeah, we can't find this box.
It's a blue box.
It's blue box.
Yeah.
That sounds familiar.
You know, he's like a blue box.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Like, you know, like the black box in an airplane.
Like, no, no, man.
It was, you know, I gotta lay off the PCP.
What the fuck?
I think he was on tick.
He was even better.
Or, uh, or, uh, I can't remember.
So anyways.
So anyways, I go here, here's a copy of the POD.
It was signed for by a guy named DeVito.
Danny DeVito.
And he goes, Oh yeah, Danny DeVito.
Yeah, you know, it's me.
And I'm like, wait a minute.
Your name's not Danny DeVito.
It's like Mark Schmidt.
Or, yeah, but, you know, I kind of look like Danny DeVito.
So I'll sign the packages, Danny DeVito.
It's a little joke I have with UPS.
Fucking guy.
That's breaking the law.
That's a federal offense.
And my guy's like, it's not a joke with me.
He goes, I don't know about it.
He gets really mad.
I don't know you say DeVito.
Why would you sign your name Danny DeVito?
Was he a little guy?
Yeah.
And he was, this other guy was about ready to kill him.
Yeah, little fucking spunky and Napoleon.
He was ready to kill him.
But yeah, Danny DeVito had the package.
How'd they like to eat the Styrofoam?
So they, wait, wait, did they fucking, did they
found the package then?
Oh, I know where that is.
He goes and he gets it and everything.
This fucking guy is just signing his name like
crazy.
Like, the fucking day because he looks like
Danny DeVito.
Somebody called him that.
So every now and then he signs his name.
Like, who does that?
Danny DeVito.
This guy doesn't say nothing.
So this guy's been signed a package.
We go in there and he's got these helpers and stuff.
Oh boy.
And you know, I'm not making this light, but they're
handicapped individuals.
And I'm sitting there waiting one day.
God kisses all over them.
Bless their little handicapped hearts.
No, they're really cool.
But you watch out one of them's a biter.
Yeah.
So, and I'm hanging in there and this guy, this young,
young one, young one comes in and he looks around
the room.
He's like, looking around.
The Danny DeVito guy is not there right now.
I'm waiting for him.
And this kid goes right into like that, you know,
it's not Styrofoam.
It's like a corn meal.
Popcorn for packing.
Corn meal.
You know, shipping and packing.
Yeah, like little, it looks like little cheeto puffs.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Only they're like biodegradable.
And he goes in there and he starts eating.
In front of you?
In front of me.
He goes, he turns around and he looks at me, he goes,
you know, you can eat these.
Oh, man.
And then finally the Danny.
Did you clutch your pearls?
You know, I'm like, I don't know about that.
I don't know if you should.
And then right as I'm doing that.
I mean, that sounds like, that's like retard candy right there.
It kind of was.
So he's eating it.
Yeah, you know, you can eat these.
And he's being real secretive about it.
In busts Danny DeVito.
Oh, man.
What are you doing?
Which I told you not to eat those.
So this is an ongoing thing.
It's like an ongoing thing yet.
The shagged the kid out of there because he snuck in and he was eating.
They got to get like a cattle prod.
I told you.
Yeah.
So what do they do?
So the dog, this Danny DeVito fellow, that's not even his real name.
No, he's got to watch out for the retard.
Right.
Eating popcorn.
That's not popcorn.
He's got to keep the wrist.
And it's the sign of, I mean, this place sounds like Thunderdome, man.
It's great.
Jesus.
Crazy.
You got one guy who's pretending to be Danny DeVito.
Another guy probably is having like a handicap fight club down there.
I'll hit that.
One fucking crazy.
He wants it.
One time me and this guy Bob.
Retarded.
We'll say Bob.
We'll say Bob C.
Bob C.
And I are working in the penguin like paddocked.
And they have all these.
Like real penguins.
Yeah.
Then they have this.
King penguins?
At the Shed Equator.
Yeah, the regular ones.
All the regular penguins.
All kinds of penguins.
But at this point.
Tuxedo ones.
At this point in time.
They opposed to the herringbone.
The herringbone ones.
The ones that were the herringbone suits.
The tuxedos.
I thought you meant they had a bone in their foot.
So here.
So yeah.
So we're there and we got to...
There's like a sump, you know, where the water goes.
They wash stuff down, the water goes.
And the pump went on it.
Teen the cages and shit.
Yeah, I got to get the information for the pump.
Because they just bought the pump.
So it's like two months old and it's failing.
You got to figure out why it's failing.
So manufacturer goes, you got to get the serial number off the pump.
Okay.
So then we got to go on.
It's an penguin cage.
It's in a pit.
So either we got to drain the pit, shut the...
You know, or he could shine a light in there.
You're trying.
And kind of lift it up to where he could see the tag.
It's like a big sump pump.
Of the serial number on the pump.
Okay, yeah, all right.
So he's like, here, I'm going to get in here.
Oh, fuck that.
And I'm going to get this serial number.
I'll read it off to you.
You write it down.
But while you're there, just look at the sump.
Don't look at the penguins.
Don't make eye contact with them or anything.
Just keep looking away.
And there's like one girl, like one like 22 year old girl in there.
And she's got like 16, 18 penguins.
And she's kind of keeping them, you know, you know, corraled at bay.
And I'm sitting there and he's like, okay, here's, okay, it's, it's like a 20 digit number.
Here you go.
One Z five, two, two.
And I'm right.
And all of a sudden I'm like, what the fuck?
Somebody's staring at it.
And I turn around and this one kind of crept forward on the side.
He flanking out.
Kind of passed the train here.
And he's looking at me.
And sure enough, I turned around and I look right into the eyes of this thing.
And he starts growling.
Because penguins don't go like chirp, chirp and look.
They're like, they're fucking, they sound like raccoons.
They got a deep swathe.
They're not like cheap, cheap, cheap.
They're like, they're wild fucking animals.
And he takes a couple steps.
Oh boy.
And then two or three more take a couple steps.
And then the whole kind of crowd is kind of morphin.
And all of a sudden the train goes, okay, you guys got to leave.
And he goes, you looked at it, didn't you?
You looked at him, didn't you?
I'm like, yeah, I did.
I couldn't help it.
And I knew this one was something I had to look over my shoulder.
I get that weird, you know, like in the three stooges when the guy puts his thing.
Thanks, mom.
It's not like you fucking hang around penguins every day.
No, I know.
You want to look at them.
Yeah.
You're like interested.
But if you feel something behind you, what's your first instinct to do?
One thing he told you not to do is look dead eye to just don't make eye contact.
What a great story that would have been because you have good animal stories.
You got bit by a dog.
We'll get to that in a minute.
Yeah.
Imagine fucking steamboat getting attacked by a gang of penguins.
You want to have like little.
We'll talk about that story in a minute.
Beakworks all over me.
How fucking big were the penguins?
They're about this.
They're about three foot tall, two and a half to three feet tall.
So they're a lot bigger in person than you would think.
You're a big dude.
And it's not like it's a tiny little bird.
It's like a ten pound bird.
Yeah, but you see them on TV.
They weigh ten pounds?
I don't know.
So they weigh bigger than ten pounds.
Yeah, fat and shit.
Considering my fucking cat weighs twenty pounds.
It's not like the kind of bird that's like a robin or something.
No, not at all.
It's more like a seal and a bird.
Yeah.
There's not that many animals that you look in the right dead in the eyes and they fucking
start getting angry with you.
Yeah.
The craziest was when I fucking made eye contact with that eagle and he didn't fucking move.
Oh, in Colorado there.
Yeah, and I was like, motherfucker, he was big.
But you know, I would be afraid of a gang of penguins.
Yeah, if I'm getting anything, I'll be afraid of them.
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck around penguins like that.
Penguins don't seem to be able to talk to dollars.
So here's what Anport was telling me today.
Listen to this fucking fucked up story.
You should have the Anport Chronicle.
This is fucking this is a fucking saying he's I don't know if he's hallucinated this.
Probably.
I'll bet 99 percent.
He ain't gonna fucking believe this.
Yeah, I've got all the tea in China.
That guy don't fucking.
Okay.
The scientists and his wife, they believe that they could speak to dolphins.
This is the penguins are what remind me.
Did he watch it?
I think he was there's a document.
Okay, keep going.
Sorry.
I don't know.
This guy flooded his whole house with this is a documentary and he let it in these dolphins
to swim around freely through his house.
So this guy took a lot of LSD and shit all the time and he's all whacked out on acid.
And so I don't know how true and forced down story is though.
The wife was trying to teach the penguins to penguins.
I mean, dolphins.
This is your credibility.
This is like a phone.
The heads with this is the wife was trying to teach the dolphins how to speak and they
were believing that they were getting somewhere.
And but the dolphins were getting distracted because they were horny and they would get
erections.
So to like calm the dolphins down, the lady would fucking jack the dolphin.
Yeah, you jerk them off.
Dolphins are the rapists of the sea, man.
So they will rape humans.
And I'm like, I don't know.
So I don't know that the only two and I got in my house.
It's not the worst Wednesday night I've had.
I'm like, I don't know if they taught the dolphins how to talk or anything, but the
dolphins sure figured out how to get that lady to jack them off.
Yeah, they're not that fucking.
I mean, they're not that dumb.
Dolphins are smoother than humans, dude.
I don't.
I mean, they're pointing with their down flipper.
This is I mean, it's kind of well, they have to roll over first.
I mean, I don't know.
This lady might have been a gentle lover.
It sounds so.
It sounds like a weird fucking.
I like that thing that.
So you're saying that a guy who flooded his house and let dolphins women is weird.
So you're saying that you heard of this and might be fucking telling the truth.
Yeah, but it sounds like he doesn't.
I mean, you know, we should pretend that he didn't, that he doesn't know what it is.
And then just fuck with.
He never had a dolphin asm.
I mean, because he doesn't have the wherewithal to fucking pipe it in and to check it.
Yeah, I wonder.
He's funny. He just thought he was in a dream and he.
No, maybe he was telling me he watched the documentary.
Yeah, I think he was.
I don't know what he was watching.
Because I mean, if you're talking about this lady beating off dolphins and I'm like, are
you fucking kidding me?
Dude, it sounds too fucking crazy.
It's not.
I mean, but nowadays people are fucking sick.
I mean, but this is I think this is a long time.
It wasn't.
It was a while ago back in the 60s when it was legal to fuck dolphins.
First of all, we're fucking get dolphins off.
Like where do you just get dolphins from?
I don't know.
I guess you look at the sea and just let the water go into his house.
I don't know how he did it.
Well, yeah, because think about that's a logistic nightmare.
Fucking dolphins there.
Then you got water, saltwater, right?
Fresh water, water, just to empty his whole house out.
Dolphins.
Jumping the pumps in and shit and fucking circulate the wall.
Man, Bobby, you have no sideburns.
That's very weird.
I was never a sideburn person.
You ever noticed that?
Neither was my dad.
You were my dad.
I don't either.
I don't think.
It's the World War II cut.
This idiot doesn't think he has sideburns.
Do I?
Do you hear that?
He does.
I know.
This guy's the man.
I don't know.
You've been smoking kisses from God.
That's what you've been smoking.
He is, but never trusted a man with no sideburns.
He should really come up with a strain called kisses from God.
He doesn't fucking said I trusted him.
He just gets retarded when he smokes.
He's hard to eat in Styrofoam.
So I got two different fucking.
I wonder how those things, since you were biodegradable, how I would, man, this guy had the shit.
Like it was nobody's business.
He's eating Styrofoam, but the specialties.
Oh, he's a poor kid.
Yeah.
Your body can't process that.
I'm surprised you didn't have to go to the hospital to get a stomach pain.
That's why the, you know, they could have shipped them anywhere in the United States.
You would have been fine.
You think they would have put like a cover over or something because sticky special sticky
fingers over there likes to eat this shit or like Apple Bitter like they do for dog.
Yeah.
So they put the hot sauce on your fingers when you bite your nails.
My dad used to have this shit.
We were kids called bitex and my brother used to bite his nails and it was like this clear
nail polish.
It didn't look like anything.
But if you bit your nails, it tasted so fucking bad.
Yeah.
That's another another Nick origin story.
He needed something on there to make him stop biting his nails.
And that really worked.
I'm sure.
No, I did because man, dude, it sure was fucking.
Yeah.
That's out of necessity though.
You're not going to keep biting them because you know, but I mean, at the same time, as
soon as you take that shit off, you probably bit his tips off.
Well, I think it fucking, I think it curing him up.
He doesn't bite his nails anymore and he used to bite him down and not any less.
Oh man.
It's a fucking nasty habit.
I mean, I've had a lot of bad habits and that was one of the nastiest.
Me too.
Especially because you're touching shit all day.
Fucking.
All right.
So what do you guys want to get into?
We could do fortune cookie by laundry.
Or we could do Larry's Autistic Corner.
I show some old shit.
Okay.
Or we can get into a story that I have.
Let's get into a story first.
Okay.
Because we're so early into this.
All right.
You're going to talk about chocolate.
In 1836.
What was going on in 1836?
Well, I'll tell you what was going on.
It was kind of paint the picture.
It was this nun called Maria Monk and she lived at the Dou Dou nunnery of Montreal,
a hotel due and what happened was is she would get raped and sodomized.
Jesus, Larry.
By who?
Like by citizens or by the clergy.
Can you just put a lube on it first?
Well, first night they get raped by the clergy.
Yeah.
And after that Monday night.
Another feel good story from Larry.
Monday night they get fucked by the head priest and then Mother Superior teaches them
about dykeism on Tuesday.
Dykeism.
Is that the actual term?
And then fucking what would happen was and this is this is insane, man.
Oh, that's insane.
Rich people, rich people that were seeking illicit thrill of illicit sex with a hot looking
young nun that didn't want to fuck were paying $500 to the priests.
In those days.
In 1836.
Yes, in 1836.
A million dollars.
I know.
They were paying up to 500 bucks that the priests would pimp these nuns out, man.
They had an underground tunnel system going from the fucking priests house to the nunnery
and they would fuck these nuns on the regular and it was really, really fucking bad, man.
I want to make so many jokes but it's just such a horrible story, Larry.
Man, those priests got to buy a lot of candy bars though for the little boys.
Yeah.
They need that money.
Were you over there in the nunnery, nun-ya business?
Yeah, yeah.
And so it was weird because back then the rich families, the priests would seek out these
people that had hot looking daughters and tell the rich families, you know, you'll have
a lot better chance of your family.
Yeah, we talk seeding.
Yeah, we were getting into that.
You get more sway in the church.
And you're your daughter and we'll be good to her.
Get a better seat.
And once they're in, they could never get out.
It's like they are in there fucking trapped.
It's like they're in prison.
Like the fucking Mexican mafia.
It's fucked up, man.
And one of the things that's fucked up is...
I love how they just, one other thing.
They took this one girl, okay, the Saint Francis.
She didn't really do anything.
What she did was said something to another nun like this kind of fucking blows.
Yeah, right.
And the nun went and fucking turned her in.
Well, yeah, they probably ruled with an iron fist.
Listen what they did.
The bishops told their told this girl, Maria Monk was in with the gang.
Maria Monk?
Yeah, that's the girl that wrote this book.
Maria Monk, the irony.
Well, anyways, they said, grab Saint Francis, drag her upstairs.
They bring her up to this room.
Saint Francis was hot, 20 year old, blind, very fair complex collection.
They drag her into this room for questioning quote unquote, because, you know, they overheard or say something.
They didn't even let her speak and the bishop was like, enough with this bullshit, finish her.
So then they take this girl.
This isn't really a story.
This is a book you read.
Yeah.
Okay, so this is Leary's book report.
Yeah.
And so they take this girl and they take her and they fucking put a fucking gag in her mouth.
Tightly real tight from behind her head, sort of jaws open to the next.
You're gonna get a steamboat of boner.
Watch out.
Tie her fucking arms.
Another Wednesday night.
Tie her ankles and wrists to the bed post.
And then they slap another fucking mattress on top of her.
Then they start jumping on the bed.
I mean, they're jumping down with their knees and they're fucking trying to mutilate this bitch and crush her.
Well, mutilate that mutilate.
They're trying to crush her.
But they crush her and they do it for about 20 minutes.
Dude.
That is, until she's dead, then they take her.
It's archaic.
Yeah, then they take her.
I've never heard of that before.
Me either.
Like, done to that extent.
And this is what they did all the time in this character.
Unwillingly.
Yeah.
But I mean.
They did all the time to these nuns that stepped out of line, man.
This was one of the things.
Well, wait a minute.
He murdered, man.
And then they threw him in the...
I mean, imagine the mattress is back then.
And then they get a lot.
Because you think of a mattress like now.
Right.
A mattress back then.
Is probably a fucking thing with the tires in it.
It's a rock thing.
Who knows, man?
The fucking moss.
So then they just unceremoniously throw her in this pit, a line pit that they got in
the basement where they also throw the bodies of the...
Gendryter.
Yeah.
Because these nuns are getting knocked up left and right because...
There's a raw dog in them.
They're a raw dog in them and...
And they don't bust their nuts.
They don't have abortions.
Yeah.
And they can't say that they're having a baby.
So they go out, they have the whole, they go through the whole pregnancy.
And they...
The baby's born.
The priest baptized the baby and within three to four hours they never even washed the blood
off the baby.
Dropped the pit.
The head fucking nun squeezes the nose and puts her hand over the fucking mouth until
they fucking stop moving and they're dead.
Silently they die silently.
You gotta have a special touch for that.
And then they toss them in the pit.
And they got a pit.
And then they get raped all over again after they have the baby.
Oh yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's a vicious cycle.
Yeah.
It's fucking horrible.
Okay so how big was this place?
How many people...
Oh dude it's huge.
It was a huge place.
Yeah.
It was like an old hotel and I'm talking a big fancy motherfucker.
See what, I'm not like I'm defending this but back then the Christianity was all knowing.
Like if you, you know what I mean?
Like these places were from the crusades.
Yeah.
They were held at high regard.
But here's the thing man.
You're confusing catholicism and Christianity.
Christians never went around killing people to join the Catholic
deal though they started with those crusades were Catholic it was religion
though it started in the Bible so it's all the same thing no matter no matter
what it was still done in the name of God in the name of God but it wasn't God
well they let's put it I mean listen Larry how many okay which is funny do
you see a little pattern here with the Catholic Church and doing nefarious
things to people well yeah I mean it started all the way back then you want
to hear some really really nefarious shit I mean I have a feeling you're just
gonna tell me even if I say yes this is bad what they did to these girls man
really really was they also did other horrible tortures besides the sex okay
they had these torture rooms and there's this other escaped nun her name is Sarah
Richardson and she was afraid to say anything until later she got married and
felt like her husband could protect her because she knew that they would come
after her and kill her she was sentenced to three days in a torture room and it
was in the bowels of the nunnery she didn't even know now she lived at this
nunnery for 22 years and she didn't even know that these rooms existed that's how
far down and buried they were she said well lived there a lifetime and never
know they were there well that's probably a good thing you probably want not to see
that well yeah I mean said we're sick it sounds like it literally sounds like
here's the top echelon of where you're at now you're going to hell yeah you know
like this is where hell is listen what they did bro they fucking had various
machines and instruments of torture some of them were holy people can find in you
know excruciating agony what they did to this girl was they stuck around a
machine like kind of an electric chair thing where she was strapped down feet
and hands and they had an iron plate under her feet and they slowly heat up
the iron plate until her feet are fucking basically cooked I mean burnt to
blisters and they really spoke to people back 20 minutes and they cooked her feet
for 20 minutes 350 degrees yeah and then they left it for three days yeah well
now while she was in this room all blistered up and shit there was an old
lady on a rack you know those old-time rat yeah she said that they were fucking
stretching her beyond belief they could hear her bones crack maybe you can see
where her joints were separated in the skin was going into the crevices because
she was so emaciated from not eating she was in this room for three days and
this old lady didn't need for or drink anything for these three days got
tortured for three days and same with this other guy that she saw was on
another on another machine it was a monk he had heavy fucking weights tied to his
feet with a strap going around his chest under his arm kids just pulling and
pulling them down and again this motherfucker didn't need for these crazy
thing is she's praying to God and these guys are doing it how did how did she
wonder if writing this did she survive all this yeah yeah yeah I hope so yeah
I found her diary or something how about this this was the most fucked up one of
them okay this is the last thing about the Catholic priest all right there was
one nun while she was in there this this Richardson girl Sarah Richardson sounds
like a real habit of beating she was told to put her fingers in these holes
there was holes just big enough for the fingers to fit in when the girl put her
she said she screams and screw she ain't pulled her fingers out and all her
fucking nails were gone and just blood profusely pouring out of her fingertips
was on the other side and the girl they're they don't even know the girls like
I can't even imagine what was on the other side yeah some kind of fucking
they demon these fuckers were demonic as fuck man this we're getting off on it
also so Catholic priest getting off on six shirts and when they when they jumped
on the bed and killed the other nun I was talking about same Francis they were
laughing after she was dead all that had nuns like the younger ones were
freaking out and they're all there an audience to swatch this because they made
like seven or eight of the nuns jump on the bed so they forced ones that didn't
want to be involved you got to do it too yeah they got there and they fucked them
up mentally too and how they get taken down they never did get taken down when
this Maria just fizzled out no they continued on when this Maria monk got
out and wrote her books and everything they went out of their way to say that
she was first they said she was crazy yeah then they said she never exist
campaign yeah yeah they did all the same shit that they do to the Catholic churches deep
pockets they can do whatever they want and so we know that they have
proclivities for things that are you know I mean what kind of it's real or we're
gonna say Larry she said so your closing statement now they just really really
did whatever the fuck they wanted with these with these girls and with whoever
really got in there and the people in the neighborhood like they would have
guys come forward and in vouch for the church and say how great of guys they
are and this I know this priest my wife but they were all Freemasons and people
that were well so they were affiliated in yeah yeah exactly nobody was ever
yet but like we're saying the Catholic Church has really deep pockets yeah
they've gotten away with so much shit it's crazy that well they it's crazy
that she said she got raped the very first night she was there and that's
what your story said yeah I mean I'll believe her I mean that's what they do
as a slave it's like the nation you get these stories of these women that go to
the priest for help and they're in a state of distress and they're where with
all is not all there and then the priest take advantage of yeah and all they take
advantage isn't it crazy though there's religion that you can't get married
isn't it is that's so weird like it sort of brings out something inside of you
well because the priest are notorious for having a good time we've read
stories about that that party well that Catholic dude that the guy OD'd remember
the Cardinal right yeah it was a key on poppers or Viagra they said
baller pills Polish priest that was great we had a busload of other churches boy yeah
no that's fucking crazy that was that one they still get away with it like look
at how many people kiss the Pope's ring oh my god or touch the Pope I mean he's
a he's a the Vatican is the big most corrupt city in the world oh yeah like
they never get fucked with nobody I thought the Vatican I always thought
that's what part of the JFK assassination was what's that he was he was well
they say the Vatican might have had something to do with Lincoln assassination
yeah just assassinations Catholic Church is a front for everything that's all
it is it's just a place a pie to pyramid scheme technically that's where I got my
fake ID when I was a kid at the church really that would be funny if you did
that though thank you father Nelson yeah I'm sure you had to do a little bit more
kneeling then get that ID no that's that was the old joke a little bit more
path Nelson full Nelson father Nelson
so sad and it's horrible because all these stories come up about these priests
just having their parents leave their kids with them yeah and they would just
have their way with these poor children man hey what up in a Jimmy oh we left
them with father O'Brien man come back a different man now yeah like they got that
thousand-yard sterrow and they come back from there yeah it would send them on
camping trips and shit and nobody would ever believe that the Catholic Church
would do something that bad yeah which you know because it's all in the name of
God that's how it is it's like okay I understand that there's a difference
between being a Christian a practicing Christian and it's sad to people that are
Catholic like the followers they're not evil they're not they don't know that
it's a Luciferian fucking Jagoff in charge and they're backhanded backhanded
funding these things too you know they don't know what they're fun I know that
I'm just saying you know they guys everything you know they want they start
passing around the bucket the basket yeah right it's basically that's what
they're funding these guys to keep doing this shit and they tried to keep it
it's funny that they get sued and they pay what billions of dollars for this
shit or something like that and they don't even fucking blink an eye like we
were talking about kids have been abused in churches and they don't tear the
churches down so you know killer's houses they chair him down yeah if
anything they'll take the priest and they'll relocate them yeah they put another
pervert in the place they put him in another district with hotter kids with
tighter asses I don't know I just think they want to get him out of
there you know I swear these kids even try hardly but five times imagine that
just getting away with it how it's just you know what don't greed for in your
lost they're not getting away with it maybe they'll get away with it on this
earth man but there is a God and that is especially when you do shit in there's
a special place in hell for those that's right man I mean now you're becoming a
false idol for yourself like you're so into yourself that oh I'm the word of
God moves and that's it when you use God's name to do bad things he really
you gotta get right with God that's the thing man God does not go for that and
I know there's a huge thing about if you repent for your sins on your deathbed
that all things everything will be absolved yeah I think that's something
we just made up yeah there's a lot made up about religion there really is I mean
you can't tell me first of all I wasn't there so I don't you know and I mean I
already trusted 50% and second there's also multiple versions of this there's
also multiple accounts of things like people had the fucking people had to
believe in something right yeah well that's the whole I made you you didn't
make me I mean they would come into people's land and be like you believe
are you Christian no kill you everybody's got their things that they
worship though and they're all different well some people's drugs but it's all
one underlying theme though of a higher being pussy I worship all that but the
only thing that really will get you into the door is Jesus no you know I mean
when there's only one foot one set of footprints on the beach Larry that's
because you guys are 69 he was carrying me down there too that must have been
when you were on all fours you know I didn't see knee prints though I had my
I had my shins on his shoulders one one one line from your dick dragon in the
beach I think those fucking those posters are always those are the Jesus
things are always funny like someone has at the foot stuff footprints or footprints
or footprints in the sand I got it I gotta show off my scarf your I fucking
Taylor man I fucking this is your old Larry's autistic no this is just a real
quick thing to where I could just show the hip tie it I made this scarf double
length by taking the fringe on the edges this motherfucker when he walked
down the street they said look at that little so-and-so little fun I like I've
got a little sugar in his tank a lot of sweetness it's gonna be a closed design
or someday an old sweetness and boys so I'm at the gate I'm at the gate at this
one company and and the guards there and he's just like I swear like we just
woke him up he's like what we're like yeah we're here to see this guy
blah blah blah okay hold on what's your names here's our cards here's our ID all
right he goes first thing you got a row Roberto Jorallo
okay hold on remind me that time when they were telemarketing you and that's
the same so here's something funny needles last name happens to be the name
of the first name of a female's name so we're looking at the cards at crowd
McGon he sees one girl with the same name as his last name for her first name
and he goes oh I'll remember this chick's name and I'm like why you got a
girlfriend with that name or something he's like Larry it's my fucking last
name dummy I'm like oh yeah wow seriously just stand I've only known
for 30 years Styrofoam fucking peanuts all day we did if we did a podcast and
I'm like I don't want to get that stone so I smoke a little weed he smoked a
whole joint to his head and once you walk in there it's like a roar of Borealis
there's nothing in there everybody straight lights dude the room is empty
you can hear a pin drop it's a kill room it's fucking all lit up with fluorescent
lights and everybody this is the guy I fucking deal with man doesn't even
remember my last name Mike hi man so much information today that's where we
got this Mike it was funny oh it was very funny okay you want to get the gong
ready cuz I got a gong have gong is this a special no no no this isn't a
section of the weekend this is gonna be a nice gong to you right yeah let on
steamboat hit the gong you can hear we got to get it you should have got a
fucking I don't like when we hold it up just gotta set it down you got the
mallet smell that look yeah I know if there's another one I don't know what to say I'm
gonna tell the kid like the force burn ass I'm gonna tell them what the fuck
what happened to the mallet here it is okay so move it closer to I can reach
it now here I'm moving closer this is very important it's very important okay
so you're ready yep and the gongs even on camera still as soon as I get done
reading this you hit it all right Japan after done after after I read it here we
go Japan order to compensate wartime comfort women I can yeah okay let's do
it again hard read it read it with like a Japanese accent Japan order to
compensate what I'm comfort woman welcome to comfort woman happy happy time
really hard a South Korean court is ordered Japan to compensate a group of
women who are forced to work in military brothels during World War two nice
isn't that crazy for which side their side probably worked both sides you fuck
Joe he too tired to fight they were dick on both sides what's that they were dick
on both sides I was reading this thing about there was a general in the war and
he would bring ladies to the ladies of the night to his tent and that's his
last name was hooker no and that's how they got the terminology hooker they
got the term for hooker isn't that funny I don't know about that we'll look it up
okay so 16 women who were kept as sex slaves for Japanese soldiers previously
had had their case dismissed isn't that crazy there's 16 of them still alive
yeah right how old are they they're fucking I mean they've got to be a I don't
know exactly the fucking a 95 year old so they're fucking dude they're in there
95 dude isn't that crazy what happened with them well they they filed a suit
saying because they were held sex slaves they were forced to work in brothels
during the war Korean Shanghai yeah so what do they want money now compensation
I don't know man maybe they won't fucking sushi I don't know right they want
money on me that's a ton back yeah I want fucking yen yeah I want fucking what
do you call it okay so cocaine basically it's the same in any language
to came so they overturned it in 2016 and they dismissed it citing sovereign
immunity I don't know what that means like that's just a crazy way to say fuck
you I think well you know you probably have to get my lawyer down here to look
at that so so they said in a statement the court said it recognizes South
Korea's jurisdiction over the Japanese government because of the women lived in
the country and sought compensation for ex deemed unlawful wow they probably did
get paid somewhat it is crazy the way that this country works though think
about that like we're not compensating you because we were taking care of you
all right now now hit it again but not so hard what do you mean I would just
this is when we usually talk okay so many of those kept military brothels
were so many of them many of the ending those ladies were sounds like an unhappy
ending with definitely but they live long so maybe there's something about
being long time make noise how long man it's a microphone you tap in it so then
the many of those kept in the military brothels were Korean others were from
mainland China the Philippines Indonesia and Taiwan so it wasn't just boy was just
a lot a lot of women yeah like we were just talking about with the fucking dude
wartime brings out the worst in people yeah it really does I mean these are
there some of their own fucking citizens man but I mean get ready to hit the gun
right probably fuck Japan's foreign minister Yoko Kamakawa gone
how's that called the ruling extremely regrettable and absolutely
unacceptable you get no yet and like it so basically this guy saying that this
is bullshit that the women are that they realized this and they're fucked up yeah
like we're just talking about with the priest and shit like it was acceptable
and everybody from the top to the bottom was involved and then the Catholic
Church is like up they were an offshoot of us you know they weren't there we
weren't affiliated with them want to purve always yeah but dude there's a
difference between that shit you know I mean like perverts and sexual deviance
especially you know like if you're going through if you want to watch people
get murdered and then the problem is is that it's at your beck and call so
whatever you feel like getting off on at that moment in time they probably could
they were probably just grabbing women and having their way with yeah I bet either
that was the norm yeah so they desensitize these women also to it which
is crazy it's like Stockholm syndrome sort of where you know your captain yeah
I mean protect your fucking because you don't want that to happen to you or your
family you know I mean it's a fucking younger sister yeah you don't want to be
like oh well great we're gonna fucking tell your family tactics but side of my
hand and then and then I wonder I mean it's crazy that I wonder I wonder the
exact numbers of that book you regularly how many people were putting the
captivity yeah or torture very sad but yeah oh so yeah well you know shout out
to nook Sue and long Lee and dingy McGee happy you're gonna get your money man I
think so pinkie Lee thanks for the blow job yeah I mean it's crazy that they
fight it like those countries are not to be fucked with man Japan happy and
like they have their people down on lock and they were they fucking
invited the happy ending remember when they had those lockdowns and they were
fucking barricading people in their own homes yeah like welding shit on the door
screaming people they would be locked in their offices if someone got COVID they
would lock them all in there we we had a company had a huge order for a lot of
money and it was this like imagine a skid of piping mm-hmm a lot of piping pumps
all this shit like a fucking mario brothers it pumps a chemical to add a
plant okay and they were in Texas and since we had that cold spell in Texas oh
yeah when all the people freaked out now so they want to insulate everything
and jacket all the pipe and shit so the place that we get the shit from is in
Vietnam oh shit so get some heroin shit we we literally waited a little pipe
that gold triangle shit well we literally waited almost two years to get
these jackets because the Vietnam after we had COVID Vietnam had COVID and they
locked their people in the factory and you think that they would be able to pump
out more you that's what I said but all incoming shit was stopped yeah so these
people were just trapped until the surprise we're gone in the company yeah
and it people think we have it bad here hmm oh it's so bad here let me tell you
man it will be it was a test that was a test they threw out for the whole world
let's see which which countries we could just really who can we take over what
could we get away with problems we have how could we manipulate people all
fucking government psi-op shit the fuck it make you a complete lemming to the
system man they do it already did it they do I mean they did it on a mass scale
they shut the world down it's the lizard aliens the lizard
the lizard people yeah the graze are okay I guess okay depends on you know
right time for a fortune cookie 500 today's water cookie yeah a big fortune
will descend upon you this year yes that's it yeah big fortune will be a big
fortune like a big fortune cookie what's on here you will be around nothing by
a centu is shampoo every funny lyric if you just wrote a couple and just like put
him in there okay a man who kisses a donkey is an ass lover right is a kiss
ass my my grandfather died you know he lived it he lived at the house that I
grew up at in the city and you might like this yeah what these are the keys
that were on his key chain skeleton keys to get in my old house this was the
front door to get into the apartment building and this was the fucking key
to get the Larry's back door yeah this is the key to my fucking heart tape some
both together crazy okay so they're skeleton keys today that's how old the
locks were they're totally different though they're all key different yeah
Larry's autistic corner I mean that's a good one man not too bad I've seen old
keys you're fucking fruit I'm a fruit you're the funook funook look at that
scarf dude hey spik jagger takes a real man to fucking wear this scar spik jagger
I see what you did my brother told me I look like the homeless Steven Tyler
oh my god it's better than like a whole case pending against him I mean
transporting miners overstate and I'm not talking about coal miners that's
alright man so that's pretty good one boys oh okay
that's it I would like to shout out some people okay I'd like to thank God thank
Jesus thank you Jesus this is pretty cool fun time I mean it's so much
different than being upstairs talking about bullshit like this in the living
room we're gonna put it on the same fucking thing it's just it's a little
bit more different now that we have a camera yeah it takes a little while to
get used to and we have to try not to say stupid shit but if we have a problem
and the following people Alex my nephew thanks buddy no shirt Nick Jack
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that I give a shout out to Nina who let me come here yeah cuz you'll get beat
up she's gonna go home and smell your breath and now let it see it
you guys talking about yeah how you like to kiss dude
Japanese talk about let's talk shit about me no let's not do that because we
don't want him to get domestically abused and then she'll become a superstar
and then you have to have a black eye she's like to like turn your team up
or be like you and two black eyes get dinner late
twice join me put it out what the hell are you doing down he was a shout out
here for letting steamboat come out tonight back now we're gonna go get
hooked on Japanese now back in your pit that's fine though
oh George you was telling me about when you guys went got some to one night
after a team rocket gig about who you and about me yeah really he said you guys
went okay well thanks George cuz I don't remember that one time about right
yeah this girl was stalking George and George heard something in the backyard
so we go out there and he brings his gun and all of a sudden we hear this really
big snap you know like on a branch something big snapped like them big
George is like no he's like all right who the fuck is there I got my gun and
all of a sudden this chick stands up okay it's me
I was just you know hiding in the bush said you were hanging out with Robert but
I didn't believe you know a dangerous one all right it's me it's me she gets up
we're like holy fuck picking them good George story George is crazy yeah very
funny all right I got my gun not afraid I'll shoot you all right close out yeah
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