Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Hey everybody, how's it going out there in computer world?
Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
It's really good to be here on this green, God's green earth today.
It's day today, right?
Man, it's the weather you're talking about.
It sucks balls, man.
Every day is good above ground.
Yeah, but the weather sucked today.
What happens?
It's been nice out for the last couple of days.
I ain't complaining.
No, I mean we'll find something to complain about.
You know.
Government.
If you were homeless, man, this is like one of the best November's you could ask for.
Oh yeah, definitely.
Because it's a lot shittier in some other places right now.
Do you know what I mean?
Tough to blow dudes.
Man, this shit is still foaming.
That's crazy.
It's been over almost a week, close to a week.
It's tough to give a head in the alley while it's in the blizzard out.
But you know, you gotta do what you gotta do.
And they do do what they gotta do.
They do what they do.
Yeah, money.
Should we start with a feel good story?
Yeah.
How about New York shutting it down its libraries on Sundays now to compensate for the migrants
and the rat patrol and all these other things that they have to cut back spending on because
the migrants need to be housed and they have to keep them going.
Wait, wait, wait.
So they only need housing on Sunday?
No, no, they're shutting down the libraries on Sunday now.
To save money for the city.
Oh.
So they don't have to, so they could, which doesn't make any sense to me.
It doesn't seem like going to save that much money closing down the libraries one day a week.
There were multiple things that were, there were multiple budget cuts.
Yeah.
But how is the irony of that, that you're closing down something that these people, the migrants
might use, I don't know, but that.
Doubt it.
People from New York City probably regularly use.
I mean, granted, you'll see a lot of homeless dudes whacking off in there.
Yeah.
I thought that's what it was for.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's a place to go.
I mean, imagine what the bathroom's gotta be like.
Similar to hot.
They have a garden there.
Yeah.
Somewhere to hide at night and fucking find a nice little corner and go to sleep.
No, no, you can't.
Yeah, they don't.
Lots of bums lived in libraries over the years.
Well, I don't know what the exact statistics on that are.
It's ideal circumstances because when they come in in the morning, everybody's so fucking quiet.
Nobody's jarring you awake.
You're nice and.
Yeah, but when you got all those bags and shit and all that other stuff, you think a homeless man sleeps soundly?
Well, the homeless guy that I read about at the time, and this was going back at least 25 years, the motherfucker was had his shit hidden up in the in the ceiling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't smell it.
He had all kinds of shit.
I think that might have been.
I think that might have been how he got busted.
Yeah.
It smells like something died up there.
No, it's just shit on jeans from a week ago.
Mm hmm.
Well, it's actually the fragrance that the guy wears.
Shit on jeans.
Uday shit.
Exactly.
Um.
Uday toilet.
Uday wasn't he Hassan over the same son to Uday?
Uday, yeah, Uday Hussein.
It was Uday and then there was another one.
Dude, that motherfucker had like 90 sons.
Probably.
Yeah, I mean, he got the house.
He did.
Okay.
I don't know.
I only know about is the two that were killed with it or that were killed together.
Yeah.
Well, when you had that many kids, you got.
Hierarchy.
Yes.
I mean, there's one, you know how like a parent might say to a kid, oh, I love you guys all
the same.
Bullshit.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
But there's a few enough kids where they could hide it, you know.
When you have, you know, 80 kids, you know who the top few are.
You think they had a special one that was touched by God?
And he was just ruthless as him, but he was.
Probably.
He was all silly at the same time.
Probably.
He carried a lollipop and wore one of those spinny hats.
He was just taking people out.
Ordered your death.
Well, eating a, you know, while eating the fucking.
On a big wheel.
On a pinwheel.
Yeah, there you go.
Fucking.
Execute him.
Get me another blow.
With the slide whistle.
It is a silly execution.
Yeah.
That's all right though.
Getting back to the migrants shit is very funny that we doing nicotine blast.
Nosebeers.
Yeah, nosebeers.
Okay.
Making sure this shit is great.
What's that?
Oh yeah.
Nicotine shit.
That's which is a crazy way in ingesting it.
I figured you more for an anal guy, but yeah, well, you can use your big shnazzi.
Yeah, it sucks something in.
Yeah.
Get out to Georgia out there in Colorado.
We got a new listener.
Yeah, he's going to listen.
He told me to give him a shout out.
So I said, I will mother fucker.
Me and Georgie were in the best punk rock band that ever existed.
The rock and roll abortions and even needles could attest to we really were the best fucking
man.
What do I know about music?
You don't have to know anything.
What you like, you know about violence.
I know a lot about violence.
That's why you like the band.
I mean, who doesn't know about violence, either you're part of it or you're not.
Or nowadays you're just indoctrinated into it.
That's it baby.
You know, Facebook, show me bullshit, everything.
There's violence all around you.
Just like, what was that?
The Eddie Money that what sells on the evening news.
Dirty laundry.
That's not Eddie Money.
It's Glenn Fry.
Glenn Fry.
One of those eagle guys.
Oh, okay.
Don Henley or Glenn Fry.
One of those two.
I mean, that's what sells, man.
Kick them when they're up, kick them when they're down.
Yeah.
That's a good one, man.
Well, how about that?
Did you read that article I sent you about Israel claiming that its own helicopters killed
people with the wave?
Yes, yes.
And shot some houses because when you look at those initial views, but initial videos like
that, isn't that small arms fired?
No.
I also said it, how are they going to sneak in on them with these fucking hang gliders
in parasails?
It doesn't even make fucking sense.
Yeah.
It's like, come on.
Come on.
How stupid.
And everyone just laps it up.
Okay, yeah.
Tell us some more.
Tell us some more bullshit.
Well, there's, I think there's people are kind of done with it now.
Yeah.
There's sort of the sentiment of the crazy thing is, is that Kiki sent us that thing where
like the Democrats are so oblivious to what's going on, what's going on that a new, if Donald
Trump isn't in the news or isn't set on your channel, you're not relevant to some extent.
Yeah.
Like this guy is all about captivating.
He's the ratings machine, man.
They hate him, but they have to fucking give him time because without him, their shit.
Well, it's, it's just like the old saying is just give him enough rope and see what
they do with it.
And I mean, we're at the point right now where it's like, man, who's getting hung here?
It's definitely not the Dems.
It's the people.
The American people are the ones that get hung.
Every time, dude.
Trying to buy a house.
What the fuck do you think?
Now is not a good time to buy a house.
George, he was telling me where he's out there in the middle, you know, I don't know, he's
not really a big city.
He's in not really great suburb either.
He's paying 2,600 a month for fucking apartment rent.
That's crazy.
That thing's got to be a taxable hall.
No, no.
Then that's just bad business.
$2,600.
I guess it's that much money out there, dude.
Well, I don't know where it's at, but I know it's in Colorado, but 26.
Close to Denver.
I mean, because that's crazy, man.
Yeah.
I mean, granted, it is Colorado and it's sort of like, you know, I'm sure that the median
income is way more than he.
Yeah.
But for him, he's like, I didn't get to one.
You know, he's like, I didn't get to go skiing, go in the mountains or anything one fucking
time because I'm working my ass off so much just to fucking.
So pay 2,600 out.
Yeah, man.
That's steep.
That's outrageous, man.
That's fucked up.
I got to fucking steal on my place.
So I can't imagine.
Yeah, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
I have paid 900 bucks for a thousand square foot almost.
So 2,600 is my place.
It's got to be almost as big as his probably probably somewhere like that.
That's crazy.
Well, you know what?
Thanks, Democrats, not even Joe Biden.
He doesn't know what the hell's going on.
Happy birthday to big Joe.
Oh man.
81.
Don't call him big Joe.
Well, that's what they that's because of the headline.
Let's call him genocide Joe.
Stupid Joe.
I like genocide.
Joe.
Yeah, pedophile Joe, genocide Joe.
Joe.
Man, this guy.
He is a sniffing kid sniffing motherfucker.
He's a kid sniffing machine.
Let me tell you.
He can't.
I mean, he did.
You see that shit he did the other day with that little girl?
No.
You didn't see that?
She was sitting at the table.
Oh, yeah.
And she's like, he's like, oh, it was him on her.
He was 17.
And she's like, no, I'm six.
Like, what's wrong with you, dude?
You're the president.
Have some decorum.
At least do it in the fucking Oval Office.
I'm surprised he didn't fucking pull it out and start fucking beating it, man.
That guy was fucking really, really, it was fucking weird, dude.
I don't think that he's...
If that was my kid, I'd be like, get the fuck away from my kid, you fucking pervert.
I would choke that bitch right out of the stage.
Oh my God.
Like, are you hitting on my daughter?
Yeah.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with that?
There was a camera on him and he's got a microphone and he's like...
What a pervert.
I mean, how the fuck does this guy stay up?
It's unbelievable.
It really is.
Like, I work my ass off every day and I'm tired.
This guy's just fucking...
I mean, he's doing a little kid two-step over there.
I know.
He sees it.
He's all tired and sleepy.
He sees a kid out of the corner of his eyes.
He comes to life.
He wants to sniff that kid so bad.
I mean, is it...
It's just like what's happening.
I hope...
What'll probably happen is like what's happening with Israel and everybody's starting to turn
against Israel.
Yeah.
Soon everybody's gonna start turning against fucking Sleepy Joe.
Yeah.
Well, everybody already hates Netanyahu.
What's that?
All the people already hate Netanyahu over there.
Yeah.
But I mean, when you're...
And here's the thing, man.
Everybody already knew...
Most people already knew what an idiot Biden was.
And now, even the people that voted for him...
Hey, switch the other camera.
...have to...
What are you doing?
Oh, man, I didn't even realize.
Shit, dude.
What a big deal.
Even the people that voted for him...
We've already come to this conclusion.
The second step you always follow...
Yeah, they even...
...are too lazy.
No, they even realize, hey, man, I fucked up and some of them are even able to admit
it.
Hey, man, maybe I shouldn't have voted for this motherfucker.
And now all these left-wing comedy guys like Bill Maher and shit are coming forward and
saying, oh, you know, Biden's bad and he's telling his people, basically, don't vote
for this motherfucker again, please, no matter what you do.
Well, because how much worse can he...
Who are they going to put up?
That dude Newsom?
Yeah.
I mean, this is really the...
I mean...
Slimy, greasy, motherfuckers.
The funny thing is that people vote for this whole Democratic farce, I think.
Like democracy.
Democrats.
Democracy.
It's for the kids and this and that.
But it's like, man, they've already ruined our kids for us.
Well, we really don't have a democracy.
Like, terrible things.
Oh, no, I'm just saying.
They're saying they assimilate democracy and Democrats.
Do you know what I mean?
So at the same time, it's...
Like we talked about this before, when you're young, you're Democrat, you get older, you're
a Republican.
Yeah.
But they also always twist the meanings of all the words anyway.
Yeah.
So, you know...
Biden twisting kidnips.
Yeah, you think it's good.
You're a real perv.
Real perv.
I mean, it runs in his family.
Look at his son.
Yeah.
It's hereditary to something like that.
Yeah.
And I mean, if you saw the...
I don't know if you saw the Ashley Biden diary.
Did you ever read any of this?
No, I've heard snippets of it.
You know, she took inappropriate showers with the petto Joe.
Petto Pete is actually what they call them, first nickname around the house.
Those guys in high positions of power had known they have a proclivity for weird things.
So...
Do they though?
Yes, they do.
Something's wrong.
Franklin Scandal has been proven that there was an underground child sex ring.
Jeffrey Epstein's Island.
Come on, come on.
Yeah, but that has nothing to do with guys in power.
That's just because they got money and they're able to do it.
The other people become serial killers and fucking things like that.
You saw the flight logs of these people that were flying.
You could have told me there wasn't just Joe the plumber going there.
No.
Not at all.
There were these higher echelon of people that they were trying to blackmail or they
were trying to plot to blackmail other people.
That's all it is.
It's a government psi-up as usual.
You know, Epstein got busted for doing horrible shit.
We'll let you go.
But...
Just put these cameras in your place and lure these people to your fucking house and make
them do weird shit.
Well, I don't think they had to make them do anything.
That's the problem.
But here, here's a bunch of booze.
Here's a bunch of drugs.
Here's some women.
Some of them might be underage.
We're going to play underage roulette.
You know?
You're so fucked up you don't know what's going on.
I mean, come on.
You know what a honeypot is?
Yeah.
I mean, today would you just all of a sudden hit your head yesterday?
No?
Okay.
Well, I mean, there's going to be...
There's going to be good...
There's going to be villains always.
Yeah.
No matter what.
And the problem is...
Just because they're empowered doesn't mean they want to fuck kids.
It just so happens that...
Are you okay today?
Did you...
Did you just come out of your mouth?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just because they're empowered, it just so happens that a lot of those motherfuckers
are sick and that's how they roll.
They definitely are sick and twisted and individual.
It doesn't mean every single guy in power is a fucking...
Well, no.
I mean, come on.
You know I didn't mean every single guy.
That's all I'm saying.
But you took that too literally.
Most of them, though, yeah.
Yeah.
But there's more than you think.
Well, obviously.
First of all, there's flight logs with all these people that are around there and you
can prove that these people went to this place that was known to be inassociated with
bringing young girls.
I had the fucking...
But the problem is these people still...
Nobody's getting charged.
No, but nothing has come out against these people about who was on the island or who
did this and who did that, how they were tied together.
No.
I really...
It's really wild.
It really is amazing that these institutions were started to better our government.
And I'll tell you why you don't have all those lists and all those connections is because
the people that are on those lists are the people high up in power and they're not going
to let that shit get out into the public.
It already did.
A little bit of it leaked.
Yeah, but...
And they're still hearsay or, I mean, they're still...
They had those, Jesus, two for...
Oh, for two.
Oh, it's pretty far away.
They had what do you call it?
They've had people that have come forward and said things about that and there's been pictures
of Epstein getting on planes with young kids and what happened in Florida.
Well, I'm not saying that didn't happen.
I'm just saying...
What are you saying?
It's obvious they got pictures of him getting on planes with young kids.
That was what his thing was.
But the list of the names and all that...
I mean, you see partial lists.
Like I got a couple pages Mr. X sent me and on that page there was a couple of people
of interest and one of them was Mick Jagger.
I can't remember the other guy.
Those guys are notorious for like, you know, rich girls.
Yeah, and the phone numbers were there so we called them and of course the numbers were
changed.
Well, yeah, if your name...
Those logs were old as hell too.
But if...
I mean, Rolling Stones, all those bands...
Herbert...
Well, all of them were.
They were...
I mean, they made movies about them.
And what's famous is about these guys in bands having underage girls around them.
Is it?
Yeah.
They were called Band-Aids.
They were groupies.
I saw the movie but it was so...
Amazing movie.
It was so good.
But it goes...
I mean, they made a movie about this, about, you know, the fiction to the Umpth degree,
right?
I mean, if it's literally...
If it's right in front of your face, if they're making movies about it, it's been going on
for a long, long time.
Oh yeah, dude.
Fuck yeah.
It's all of a sudden...
And they wrote books about this shit.
That's their thing, man.
Like, they've written books about it.
People have come for...
I mean, Steven Tyler had what, a 13-year-old?
Oh man, he's the biggest dirtbag.
He signed a 13-year-old girl over.
He's the biggest dirtbag.
Ted Mugey.
Iggy Pop do the same thing.
I mean, these guys are all...
Did Iggy Pop do that really?
Yeah, Iggy Pop is involved in that.
That fucker.
But what do you expect?
That's what these guys did.
Man, I like Iggy.
I mean, like you said, drugs, alcohol, young women, you go to a barbershop and at times
you're gonna get a haircut.
That's right.
I mean, that analogy kind of encompasses that whole story.
That it's just...
It's just like if somebody kept on bringing drugs over, drugs over, you're gonna say,
no, no, no, no.
And then finally you're gonna fucking break down.
That's why I can't hang out with some people.
Because they're all... what do you call it?
Yeah, I wouldn't let them come over either.
I'd say whoever had the drugs, they'd say, no, I don't wanna get high, but you gotta
leave, motherfucker.
I'll get high by myself.
I just don't want you around.
No.
Which is funny.
Drugs are bad.
Larry Needle's show does not condone the use of drugs, people.
It is fucking not good for ya.
Where's that joint at?
We had it somewhere.
I got a joint, man.
Oh, nice.
Well, might as well smoke that.
This is legal, though, so talking about it.
I got my royal flush.
We're going to the autistic corner already.
It's like the grand royal.
We could.
I got a good autistic corner today.
I just don't want to get too ripped before a crowd.
You know, I always have some cool fucking vintage things.
You got a road church.
You're just gonna spark that thing, because I don't want to get ripped before a crowd.
Okay, I'll light a shorter one.
Yeah.
Needle's is a fucking wuss.
No, I just want to...
I don't want to be too stoned when I go choke you out tonight.
He's gonna be fucking high and the fucking...
Oh, when you walk in there, it totally fucking exasperates it by a billion.
Like it's like...
Yeah.
It's like...
It's just light and a matte.
It's like when you're a little kid and you're getting high with your cousins and you don't
realize how high you are until you walk back into the room where everybody's parents are
and it's like, yeah.
Everybody's sober except me and Larry.
Yeah.
Are Larry and I?
Yeah.
And then there's a huge mirror that goes the whole length of the room and it's like...
So you can see how far stuff you look.
I'm looking at myself off stoned.
I barely listen.
Hey, you know, like looking at myself, let alone listen to myself talk.
I don't need that, Larry.
I need to join you.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Looks like you've partaken in some bong hits today.
So today's autistic corner is a really amazing...
Welcome to Larry's autistic corner.
What an amazing little trinket.
Okay.
This is something I found at my grandfather's house when he croaked and I didn't know what
the fuck it was, you know, but I knew it was something because it was in his bedroom and
one of the drawers and all the other junk was spread all over the house.
So I knew this had some kind of use.
Or it was important to him.
Yeah.
What is it?
Well, I'm going to show you.
This is from the back.
It's a story's autistic corner camera.
Back in the day when you had to use a pay phone, they had things like this and the pay
phone cost a dime.
And what this thing is, is the dimes slide into the little slots.
It's like the guy from the train.
And they stack up.
The conductor.
Just like the conductor, except it only holds dimes.
It's got three slots.
It holds about, I don't know, six dimes on each slot.
It's got one on each end and one in the middle.
And it's probably for a guy that has a problem.
One in the rear.
Yeah.
And it's probably for like a guy that would have a problem gambling and has to run to
the phone and make a bet on, you know, C-biscuit and the eighth or whatever.
It's actually cool because that's people who don't like loose change in their fucking
pocket.
And it's kind of a cool thing.
And also when it's loaded with dimes, it's quite heavy.
It's a weapon.
It would be better probably for a woman to have in her purse or something.
But my dad said this was a common thing back in the day.
And like I said, it's got the three slots, one on each end.
One in the middle.
Or like the other.
Needles is fucking getting turned on by this description.
You can't see him.
He's closing his eyes right now.
It's funny that soon as it came out of your mouth, you knew I was going to say something.
Yeah.
Here you go.
I know you want to check it out.
And it's, that's what that is.
I don't know what the name of it is, but I can tell you.
Thank you.
That it was made in Newark, New Jersey and it was, the company was called Gemco.
It's actually really cool.
I didn't look it up or anything.
Let me tell you.
That's cool.
Isn't it?
The ingenuity of people back then and like this, because you don't just want to have
fucking change ratting around in your pocket, man.
Yeah.
And dimes were very important because you needed it to make a phone call.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't, yeah.
I mean, that's pretty cool.
And that's pretty cool.
And when you dimes, this thing hold.
It holds about six on each lane.
No, they had so, they had so much.
They had so much shit going on.
Like a pocket watch.
Oh yeah.
With the chain going.
I mean, there's a whole accoutrement that goes with that.
Yeah.
And the things that they made for like easy day living, like you take that for granted
now.
This was like, this is kind of in the same category, except maybe a little more useful.
Well, it depends who you are.
I guess if you're a degenerate gambler or housewife.
Well, usually you go to the pokey.
It's my little, it's my little, that's if you were in the mob maybe.
My little kitchen thing, my shopping list disc thing.
This is kind of in that same category.
Yeah.
Like something that really you don't need, but if you, it's like a specialized thing.
You know, it's not like for every day.
Well that's for every day use.
So technically the grocery thing is, but you know, it's not like, just one more thing.
But back in the day, if you needed to make a call, you know, nobody had a cell phone
in case, you know, anybody that's young enough to not remember those days, you actually had
a fucking stop off getting out of your car or whatever and go to a pay phone.
That's if the other people had a phone.
Yeah.
Jack money into that thing and then make your call and have to know the number already
in your head or have it written down.
Probably not having it written down though.
Well, we used to know all those numbers.
Back then they were smaller.
I think because there weren't as many people using the phones.
I don't know if they had the numbers.
Well, the numbers were smaller because you didn't have to dial an area code every single
time.
I don't think they had area codes.
When you were dialing in area code, it was far away.
Yeah.
It was very far away.
Very, very interesting shit with old school stuff is, you know, because now people consider
it so funny how it's all cyclical, how everything's vintage and I'm fine right now.
Always comes back into fashion.
Yeah.
That dime thing's never coming back.
No, that's definitely obsolete now.
Yeah.
Like there's no, I mean, I don't even know what you could put in there, maybe pills.
No, you couldn't even do that.
Spring is too strong, probably.
If you used dimes for guitar picks, you could use it as a guitar pick.
Yeah, you could do that.
But that's kind of like how it's designed to like one of those guitar thing pick things
that I have.
I'm stuck on one of my guitars where they come shuffling out kind of like how the cigarette
thing at 7-Eleven, you pull the one and then the next pack's ready to go.
The gas station when you're stealing.
I mean buying cigarettes or whatever.
You can't even steal them anyway, you could, but you have to strong arm them and then since
you're white.
Pete used to do it all the time.
And then since you're white, you'll probably get 30 years in jail.
Pete used to do it all the time.
Okay, well, I know, but I'm just saying, if you're good at something, you might as well
stick with it, right?
Yeah.
I love, you know what I love?
He was great at it.
Listen to the stories pretty funny.
Let's hear it, man.
By the way, people out there in computer land.
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We'll send you some merch, dude.
We make it all in-house.
So you can make it kind of fucked up.
I'll listen to this.
Go ahead.
I want to hear it.
No, go ahead.
A parrot got detained for yelling police to warn its owners about a drug raid.
Oh, yeah.
I love a good, this is a feel good story.
That sucks.
What country you think it was from?
Mexico.
Brazil.
Okay.
I knew it was an Hispanic country.
A parrot in Brazil was taken into custody for aiding crack cocaine dealers.
Nice.
That isn't a mouthful of a sentence.
That's what I'm great at.
I mean, that just goes to speak about Brazil.
I mean, and this thing was all, it was like a macaw sort of.
Yeah, that's great.
Like on the three stooges when the parrot solved the crime in court.
Read the note.
Oh, okay.
You know.
Okay.
Disorder in the court.
That's the name of the episode.
So it had nearly foiled the police drug bust by warning its owners of their arrival.
That is awesome.
The officers, the officers were trained to deal with guard dogs, but who keeps a guard
parrot?
Hmm.
Uh, I love how they describe Brazil.
What do you, when you think of Brazil, what do you think of?
Man, I think a party, party, party.
I just think a ghetto.
Well, yeah, that's what I think.
But I also think of a good old time.
Those favelas.
Drugs and women.
This is what we need Kiki here for.
Yeah, I've been to South America, man.
I love Brazil too, but I have not even been there, but I could tell you one thing.
If I was to go there, I would probably want to not fucking come back.
That's what happens to me every time I go to some place like that.
Yeah, but you're married.
I know that's the only thing that drags me back.
I tell my wife and boys, well, dude, they got boys towns out there.
Are you kidding?
Boys towns of stones, a stone's throw from wherever you are at any given time.
Yeah, trust me.
Exactly.
They got that and they got that.
Trust me.
But so, you know, they part, I partied my ass off when I was in South America and I fucking
loved it, man.
I felt like at least 15 years younger than I actually was and it probably would have fucking
knocked at least 15, 20 years off of my life if I would have stayed there.
But it would have been fucking.
Doing a pretty good job here though.
Yeah, but it would have been worth it.
Yeah, just because the drugs were cheaper.
That's it.
That's all it was.
The drugs are cheaper.
It was very cheap.
So it was awesome.
I loved it.
I didn't give the parents name, which I'm pissed about.
Polly?
Well, I would tell you if they gave me its name.
Polly would have been good.
If they would have yelled out names like Autistic Literary does, then that's fine.
You can do that.
So in its home in the low income community of Villa Irma Dolce, the parent yelled out
Mama, the police.
Nice.
When the police arrived on the scene, it was perched inside a small one story home with
no windows in the front.
Holy fuck.
So this parent really wanted to stay.
Like, it could just go as a please, but I mean, it must have seen some cool.
Think about that.
Okay, so now this parent is, say, like, woke it.
I'm trying to look for the word.
You know what I mean?
Bullied with crack?
No, no, no.
But I mean, so he can speak.
So he understands what he's seen and in his brain he can do what processes.
So he's processed.
So imagine what's going on.
This bird is just watching crack deals all day long.
And here's the...
People smoke and crack.
And like...
And the other thing is, is the police...
And he wants to stay.
Yeah, well maybe he fucking gets some hits blown in his face.
Maybe he gets to get the parrot high.
That's wrong.
Here's the other thing though.
Cracked out parrot.
The cops are accusing the parrot of putting two and two together.
They're accusing him of being able to cognitively think, okay, the cops are here.
I'm going to warn my people.
Which is pretty crazy in itself when you think about it.
That's what I'm saying.
That he could come to that...
The cops are actually going to hold him for that because usually they could just say,
hey man, he just says that shit.
How do you train a bird to know what the cops look like?
You have to do like some fucking, what's that called, Freudian shit, you know.
Show pictures of him.
Here's the cop Pablo.
When you see the cop do this.
Here's the...
It's just got to be over time.
And then this thing is a fucking...
Man, let me tell you, he's fucking cooler than some of those dudes on the first 48.
That's fucking amazing.
But the thing is, he actually probably does put it together.
Oh man, here's the cops.
My people are fucking around and we're going to warn them.
But I mean, it was a one story chat.
Let's put a shit ass, man.
There are no windows in the front.
Man, imagine people, how much they love a bird, I mean a cat or a dog.
Imagine if you had a bird that saved you in situations like that.
Well, they could save, they still got arrested.
I know.
But you still love that little fucker.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Now he's fucking though.
Man.
Can I get my bird back to like, no, like what the fuck?
They're not giving him his bird back?
No, they're holding him for now.
Because well, they got arrested, so they're not out of jail.
Right.
Brazil actually has laws where they hold you in jail and they don't release you.
You know, not like the United States, the most comfortable country in the world, where
everybody's just so dang comfortable.
I can't go to jail.
There's not a safe space there for me.
Yeah, or the food's bad.
Or I'm a vegan.
Yeah, I'm a vegan.
Or I have money.
You know?
Or lately now it's like you'll catch bail.
I need a sex change.
Well, no, you just go to the doctor for that and the textbearers will pay for that.
Oh, man.
Oh, is that?
Is that Mary's phone?
That's my wife's phone.
My wife.
Very nice.
His wife's phone is connected to the computer.
Yeah, I just declined her call.
She called you?
No, no.
That was someone calling her.
So the best is the quote from the police.
Like, he must have been trained for this, said one officer involved in the operation.
As soon as the police got close, he started shouting.
Oh, man.
So that is a wonderful little fucking bird.
Isn't that great?
Birds are, usually birds are dicks too.
Yeah.
They shit on you.
They bite you.
They're not really loving.
Hey, you know, they'll shit on your car on purpose.
Like they'll see someone they like and don't like and they will shit on which car is, you
know, they pick and choose.
They don't just shit willy nilly.
They say that guy's cool.
I'm not going to shit on his car or that guy.
He's a fucking dick.
I'm going to fuck his windshield up.
Shit like that.
Isn't it good luck to get your bird shit on you?
I think that's, I think people said that.
I've heard that.
I think they just tell you that to make you feel better because you get bird, you know,
bird shits on you and then they calm you down.
They say, oh, that's good luck.
I heard man.
Oh, really?
And then you, you know, you don't want to kill someone anymore.
Well, um, usually it's at the most inopportune time to get shit on.
Well, like you're going to a wedding.
Yeah.
Walking in the water.
Is there an opportune time to get shit on?
Well, yeah, like you just left the gym and you're going home to shower.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I guess.
You know, I mean, you can't, uh, what do you call it?
Um, yeah.
I mean, granted, being shit on by any animal, getting your own shit on your hand is horrible.
You know, by any animal, it's terrible.
Yeah.
Especially humans, the worst animal of all.
Yeah.
Uh, it's horrible.
I'm looking up to see if bird shits good luck.
You can, and yeah, you pay for it over and over.
Many ancient culprits, whatever.
Yeah, it's saying the spiritual, the spiritual significance.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't think it is.
The spiritual significance of having a bird shit on you.
That's what this one says.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
You know what, fuck birds, except that one that fucking told the cops that, uh.
Yeah, he's cool.
Yeah, I wonder, it's funny they said, they got a little silly and they said that they
asked the bird his name and they're keeping his identity.
Because there's an ongoing investigation.
Which you know, I mean, Brazil, that place is fucking, I think of just, uh, just crime
and shit.
Yeah.
I met some people from Brazil.
Yeah, no.
They're saying that the people are bad.
They're very cool.
It's just that you have to, when there's a billion fucking people.
They had all kinds of weed and coke and everything.
Well, yeah.
I mean, is Brazil considered a third world country?
I don't know, man, but I'll tell you, every time I've been to one of those third world
countries, I've really partied a lot.
Yeah, because you have that third world aura.
Thanks, pal.
Yeah, you're welcome.
I'm like, at any minute you can just catch any disease and live through it.
You can't try to live through it.
I mean, you definitely don't want to live through it so far.
It's just like one of those things where you don't want to drink the water in Mexico or
yeah, you don't want to eat certain.
You can't just go to some country and just eat fucking what they're eating.
Well, especially India.
You ever watch those videos where they're making that food?
I've never been to India.
Lies, man, all over the place.
It's part of the food.
It's just like livestock four feet away.
Oh, shit.
Well, but it's going to be dead soon.
What's that?
Yeah, man, care if it's dead, it's still fucking standing next to me.
That bitch has probably been in the Ganges.
Don't put them, motherfucker, by me.
Well, I don't want some Indian jungle food.
And then when they wash off the poultry and shit, they're washing that in the Ganges,
too, you think?
Or do you think they have?
Everybody, they put their bodies in the...
Yeah, but they have running water and shit needles.
They're not washing everything in the Ganges.
But the poor people are.
Yeah, but you know, what if you don't live...
What if you don't live...
Oh, what the fuck?
Shit, answer it.
Talk to us, bro.
What if you live far from the Ganges and you can't get there?
You can't make it there.
You probably have money, but obviously the closer you get in towards the city and the
ghetto, the videos are appalling.
The squalor that these people live in, and I'm not saying that in a bad way.
Yeah, but they don't necessarily live right there.
They all gather there and chill out, you know, all the Ali Babas and the fucking...
Well, it shows there's all this...
There's fucking ghettos right on the edge of the Ganges.
And you could...
There's video of these people in there bathing and they're fucking...
I understand, but they also have a lot of people out on the street in the...
Along the Ganges chilling out, just hanging out like it's a street party, man.
Okay, you and I are talking about two completely different things.
They don't all live right there.
All those people that they show are visiting as well, man.
People go to the Ganges, but the poor people that live inland can't make it on foot, man.
It's too far.
So you're telling me they don't get any water if they don't live by the Ganges?
No, they have some sort of plumbing or they might have wells.
Or wells.
Yeah, they got pipes and shit somewhere.
Okay, man, I mean...
Are you arguing with me about indoor plumbing right now?
That's the kind of mood you're in today?
I don't know what we're talking about.
I know, I can fucking tell, Larry.
Jesus, man, you got that fucking...
Oh my God, that blue cheese stare in your head.
Just don't know what the fuck's going on, man.
How about I was reading this thing about the veterans that they kicked out of the army.
They want them to come back now.
The way to go.
Those fuckers.
Way to go.
They said that they were going to take away their honors and their fucking round of the
loan and the rank.
Yeah.
Oh, they did take away all of this.
And their pensions and all the loans and shit.
It's like...
They fucked those guys bad.
Yeah, you're just going to be like, all right, we forget about it now.
Come back like, no, no, no, there are going to be some fucking negotiations going on here.
Because I'm sure that they fucked the most...
People that are willing to fight for this country, I'm sure, are far and few between.
And it was all over that stupid fucking shot that's really...
It's so dumb and it's like...
And you don't want to know...
The other thing is it's funny because like Soros and people like that, all these higher
up the elite, when they go places, when they fly around and their pilots for their private
jets, they want unvaccinated pilots.
They don't want a vaccinated pilot because they don't want the motherfucker dropping dead
in mid-flight.
You know?
It's just... it's fucking crazy, man.
And they made these guys get these shots, the pilots, the army guys, all the service
guys, the nurses, the doctors...
And they forced everybody to do it.
Yeah, and they did.
They did fascism, basically.
And they did.
And it is.
It kind of is the fascist thing.
They said that if you want to work, you have to take this...
Or else.
Yeah, oh yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You have to take this.
And if you don't, then these are the circumstances you have to deal with.
And we're going to shun you for the next couple of months.
No severance packages.
Nothing.
No nothing.
You're a fucking pariah.
All because you didn't do what they told you to do.
Which people are really starting to lose grasp of lately.
First we'll lionize you and say you're so wonderful.
You're a...
You're needed.
You're an essential worker.
Yeah, you're an essential worker.
You're so fucking important.
You're crazy.
You're heroes.
We're going to bank back the cans for you.
Remember when they did that bullshit?
And then we're going to demonize the shit out of you.
We're going to fire you.
Toilet paper please.
Yeah, and then we're going to vindicate you and then we're going to fucking parade you
around like you do the other thing.
Worked on a pedophile because you didn't fucking do what we told you to do.
And that's what...
I don't care if it's the jab or whatever they want to fucking say.
That's what it is.
You just didn't do what they told you to do.
That's it.
And we're going to take everything away from you and we're going to tell everybody about
it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You're going to be around like you...
Like what do you call it?
You're something a lot.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Software update cancel.
This fucking computer, man.
They want me to update software.
You might have to.
But what do you call it?
So I don't think that...
I mean it's crazy that people still think that COVID is still a thing, isn't it?
Yeah.
Like don't you...
And that is one thing that has stuck through the news cycle.
Slowly in the background, just waiting for the pounce.
Just waiting for something to happen.
I mean...
I don't think big...
I don't think to some extent big pharma and the government are in cahoots.
But the government...
You don't?
No.
I said the some extent.
Okay.
To a big extent.
You can hear what you want to hear today.
No, I just thought you said you didn't.
I'm just saying.
It's more than to some extent.
To the furthest, fullest extent.
Okay.
But yeah.
No, I've lost my trade, I thought.
But thanks Larry.
The government and pharma is in big...
In cahoots.
Yes, they're in cahoots.
Okay, but what was I going to say after that?
Shit.
Oh man.
That's fine.
Must have been bullshit.
Well, they're not...
I mean...
What do you call it?
They're like with this whole world economic forum and these guys were all meeting up.
And now Italy says no to that fake meek and you meet in the United States like sure, we'll
take it.
Like what are you talking about?
Right.
What makes you think that...
I mean from a country where I mean they have their food in Italy is great.
You hear stories of people go there and they eat like pigs.
They gain weight.
No, they don't gain any weight.
Because there's no preservatives or you know what I mean?
They're eating fresh foods.
No, my dad fucking gained weight like I'm all in.
Okay, well...
You always got to argue with me, right?
I'm just saying.
I know you're just saying.
This is a while back though, you know.
Maybe now it's different.
I don't know what it is, man.
I was just making a statement.
Okay.
Well, I'm just saying I don't think...
I think that you eat so much because it's so good.
Like you know...
But it's also the food products that are good for you.
We have so much shit in our stock.
We have so much shit in fucking loss weight.
Think about that.
If you go to a fucking grocery store, how many items in the grocery store can last for more
than a year?
I don't know.
None.
Should be able to.
You mean canned shit?
Oh yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like think about tuna, canned peaches.
Yeah, stuff like that.
I don't know how much preservatives they add to some of that stuff.
But I told you about that.
He used to have a dentist.
He had a fucking glass case and he would put a happy meal in the glass case at the beginning
of the year and keep it on the receptionist desk and it wouldn't mold.
It would just get hard.
Like the preservatives are so bad in it.
It's not even real food anymore.
Oh my lord.
And that's going full circle back to that fake meat shit.
Why do they want to do that to us?
Because they probably want to take the land.
Why is Bill Gates buying up all this land?
Why are these guys...
That's it.
Why is China buying up all this land?
They want to starve us out, man.
Well they want to...
They're going to make reeducation camps, right?
That's what everything will turn to.
Yeah.
They want to make these big corporations.
Just like they did to the Japs during fucking World War II.
They put them in internment camps and fucking...
Yeah.
Well, I mean, and that was a whole sham.
Basically concentration camps.
But that was a sham.
Like the government perpetrated that whole war.
And they took their land.
Well think about that.
The government perpetrated that whole war.
They took their money, all their belongings.
They took...
Okay, they took all that.
But the government perpetrated Pearl Harbor, knew all about it.
Yeah.
They still put these people in the camp.
Just like 9-11.
Completely demeaning...
Well, no, this is a little bit different.
Just completely demeaning them and demoralizing them while we backhandedly did this to them.
Yes, yes.
Like and making it still look to the...
But that's what they do.
They turn us on each other.
Just like with this Hamas and this fucking...
What do you call it?
Israeli thing, right?
They're just turning each other, turning us against each other.
Everybody knows the United States supports Israel.
So what are these people gonna do?
They're gonna go with whoever doesn't go with the government.
That's just lemmings.
That's what they fucking...
It's...
My friend does this and if I don't like this then my friend won't like me.
Or I can't be friends with these people because I'm pro-Israel and they're pro-Hamas.
So now they're just dividing us.
And now you start finding like-minded people and the internet is the catalyst for that.
Yeah, but I don't think the real world is dividing up on that because most people...
You know, it's very few that are pro-Hamas.
It's just that they are so vocal and so fucking riled up and they go out in the street and...
Well, these kids have been used to rioting.
Yeah, and they just want to get into any protests they can because it's fucking fun and they
miss doing it and it was fun in 2020 and it was, you know, it was George Floyd.
That was great because we got to go riot.
They just released a new... so George Floyd thing.
We need a new thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's supposed to be very good.
Yeah.
All how fucking fucked up that was and how they lied.
It's still fucked up.
This guy is in jail.
How the police didn't lie on TV.
Well it's come out and it's said that, you know, it's fucking crazy about what happened
there.
It really is because...
When he did that move, I forgot what they called it.
It was like an MIT or...
Yeah.
A little bit of a maneuver.
Yeah, something like that.
And it was to keep the guy down and it's to put the knee on the back like they did and
fucking...
All the cops said, yeah, that's the thing they teach us every time we look.
The training manual.
It's the training...
It was in the training manual.
And so when the chief said, oh, I never...
That's not an approved move.
Yeah, that you just lied, man.
And then the dude's mom showed the manual with it written in there and they struck it
down in court.
Yeah.
Like they just needed a fucking scapegoat for all of this and they didn't look at any...
It's crazy our judicial system the way that it is right now.
And they don't care if a fucking guy goes away for more than 20 fucking years.
You're not even innocent until proven guilty anymore.
The internet deems you guilty right off the bat.
Yeah.
And then if you're dealing with the government, you don't have any...
You don't stand a fucking chance.
No, they have deep pockets with our money.
They could throw anybody at you.
Well, they're fucking...
What do you call that?
Well, they have the...
Bidens in there right now.
This gene...
I mean, these people that just lie blatantly lie.
Like that's trendy when you're in the government now.
Yeah.
I don't know if it's the Democrats being like, hey, fuck you.
You can do whatever we want.
They used to try and hide it and try not to get caught in the lie.
Now they just fucking outright lie.
They'll contradict themselves one sentence to the fucking next.
I like a good hooker party, but...
Me too.
These guys are out of control.
That used to be the only lie that they knew that they were telling was when they went
home to their wife after the convention or whatever.
I don't know about that.
Now they all just lie the whole time.
All they fucking do is lie.
Every fucking thing out of their mouths, man.
Side-stepper.
It's easy to do that shit, right?
Because the American people are fucking...
So gullible.
Everyone believes it.
Oh, let's believe it.
Oh, they said it on...
Things are great.
They said it on TV.
It must be true.
Yeah, things are great right now.
Oh, they're wonderful.
It's not like you have a sort of barometer to compare these couple years to a couple
years ago to the years before that.
What do you mean you don't?
You're joking, Larry.
Yeah.
Hey, Bidenomics is great.
Just ask Joe.
Fuckin'...
You know what?
It's a time...
Sit down.
You can't see it.
You see that?
Don't do it like that.
Just put it in there.
Watch your cookie.
500.
That was awful, theatrical.
That was trying a different angle.
Yeah, I don't like that.
Just put it right here next time.
All right.
We'll bring it again during this skit, don't worry.
Okay, this one was...
This was Mary's fortune cookie.
We'll just hold it up when we ring it.
I'll hold it for you.
This was Mary's fortune cookie the other day when I got...
Yes, last time I read mine.
This was the one Mary got, and it's so ironic that this was hers.
Okay.
You will be married to a doofus.
How did you guess?
You will find inspiration to do that thing you've been putting off.
So...
You're procrastinating.
If anyone knew Mary...
She's a procrastinator.
Oh, my Lord.
I love her to death.
Big time.
She's my lawyer of what?
But she's a procrastinator.
Oh, yeah.
We read that one more time.
You will find inspiration to do that thing you've been putting off.
I really love how they write it in that Asian sentiment.
You know what I mean?
You will find inspiration to do that thing you've been putting off.
I can see you kneeling down on the ground or just crouching on the ground having a cigarette.
Do these things really give anybody...
We're going back to the book next time, people.
This sucks.
I do know people who have had fortune cookies in their car, or the...
Not fortune cookies, but the fortunes.
Kept one in their car.
Yeah.
Kept one on their fridge.
Yeah.
They see one they like and they keep it.
Okay.
The lucky numbers, and again...
Oh, lucky number.
If you win any kind of lotto, you got to split with us.
Lucky number one.
Five.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Lucky number one?
Yes.
So that's the first number's one?
Yes.
Okay.
First number one.
Lucky number one.
You know what would be funny if we did, if we got...
You know how they do the balls for the...
Yeah.
If they had the big...
We had fortune cookies inside of it going.
That'd be cool.
Next lucky number.
Lucky number five.
Next lucky number.
Lucky number 20.
She had...
Next lucky number.
Lucky number 29.
Must be German.
Next number.
Lucky number 42.
42.
This one's going to get us blocked.
Next lucky number.
Lucky number 57.
Man, how many lucky numbers were there?
There's six?
Yeah.
Damn.
And then this one...
Oh, you got to scan that on your phone.
This one says, play poker, win Bitcoin.
So you could win some Bitcoin.
Yeah, we'll scan it, see what it says.
And this one, you could win a million dollars.
So what we're going to do now is we're going to play an at-home game.
And I know, I'm sorry for you people that are listening on Spotify or another outlet
that doesn't have picture...
Are you going to show the QR code?
Yes.
Now you're going to be able to scan this through home people and this is to win Bitcoin.
That one's to win Bitcoin.
More Larry's Autistic Corner.
He just can't help himself.
Okay, that's the Bitcoin one.
This next one is to win a million dollars.
I mean, if you really type this in your phone, you're going to get some weird Chinese shit,
some sort of virus.
Definitely going to get...
Hey, this is a game you could play at home and if you...
I would advise against doing that.
You don't want the enemy in your phone.
I mean, you have TikToks that are already in your phone.
You could win a million dollars on the Larry and Needle show.
Well, I mean, technically we are a third party in that, right?
So we kind of gave the numbers out.
So we should get some sort of skim off of that.
Well, here's the thing.
I put out the code and now I guess who would be the first one to scan it would be the one
to get that one unless they let you do multiple times on one code.
Okay.
I doubt it.
Probably.
I don't know how that shit works.
I don't either.
It's way above my pay grade.
I don't understand QR codes.
I don't understand.
So that is...
Is that the end of the fortune cookie?
That's fortune cookie 500.
Oh, thank you, Davison, for the call.
We have to get our own.
So you never know, there could be a fucking millionaire out there right now.
Yeah, well, we just, we haven't released a show yet.
So they can't be right now.
You know what I mean.
When they see it, when they see it.
When they see it?
Yeah.
Well.
Okay.
Where's my...
All right.
We're going to go to Crop Magass soon.
So I think I'm going to save my list.
Yeah, we can end it to fuck it.
We gotta...
I want to thank Jesus Christ.
Thank you, Jesus.
Thanks, Jesus.
Thanks, God.
The Holy Spirit.
Thank you.
Send us some space, weed and coke.
Hey, Alex, my nephew.
Thanks, Shorty.
That was fun yesterday, dude.
Went to my mom's and had pizza and stuff.
No shirt, Nick.
Put a shirt on.
Asgola, Stony, Bobby.
Close.
Frankie the beard.
He's not waiting to say that, right?
No.
I'm never knowing what you said.
What?
About Bobby.
Oh.
Kiki.
Thanks for the camera, Kiki.
My dad.
Man, I love that story.
Groucho.
I don't know where Groucho is.
He's right there on the ground.
Thank God.
I love him.
I feel him.
Chris.
Hope you get better, brother.
Matthew Ross.
Davey Zodiac.
Mr. X.
Mr. X, shout out.
Georgie.
Yeah, Georgie.
Mary, Harmy, Hilly, Sherry, Jay, Chrissy.
I'm gonna wrestle, yeah.
Love you, sir.
Becky, Tiffany.
And let's not forget.
Who can we forget later?
Tom Sreclinic, automotive and veterinarian services.
Services.
Tom Sreclinic.
He's the best in town.
If your dog's got, or if your cat's got cat aids and Dr. Fauci's on his way, definitely
call Tom Sreclinic.
Definitely.
You don't want Fauci.
I must have wanted to begin.
Yeah.
You don't want Fauci touching your cat.
You don't want Fauci touching anybody.
He's like the angel of death.
He's like the legal Dr. Kivorki.
Yeah, yeah.
That's all he is.
He really is.
But I mean, does this guy really have that much sway and that much pull?
He's the head of the S.C.D.C.
Yeah.
He was the head of the C.D.C.
It's like one of Hitler's little guys.
Did Joseph Goebbels really have that much sway and that much pull?
Him?
Yeah, him both of them.
Yeah, he did.
And it's Fauci.
I don't know if that analogy really works with a scenario.
Fauci's got more power than Biden had.
Huh?
Fauci had more power than Biden.
I don't know about that.
He did?
No.
I think there's a conglomerate of variables that are pushing Big Joe and dissing it.
A lot easier to control than the president of the United States.
It's a lot easier to control.
You can bypass a lot of shit.
The C.D.C. controls everything.
I just said that it's a lot easier to control that though than the president though.
The C.D.C. controls the president too.
They lie to him and tell him what they think and he doesn't know because he's not a doctor.
If they say shit's gonna get bad, then you have to listen.
Well, not anymore.
Now we know that they're fucking liars.
I'm sure at that point in time, if the C.D.C. is like, hey, everybody needs to go inside,
there's gonna be a chemical weapon used.
Everybody's gonna go inside.
I wouldn't believe them.
Well, the general majority of the population, how's that?
People that still, you know, and if you had a family, it'd be different too.
Hopefully Larry and Needles listeners will be smart enough to go outside when they tell you to stay inside.
Yeah, there you go.
Listen to Larry's advice.
The government, they say, hey, there's gonna be a chemical weapons attack.
Please run out there and take a deep breath.
Run to the public pool.
To a couple of laps.
That's what I'm gonna do.
I'll see you down there.
I'll see, I'll be at your local pool waiting for you.
Okay, I don't think that's gonna work.
All right, let's end this thing hot rough.
All right.
Now I put on my official producer hat.
Get this shit all straightened up.
You stink.
Dude, you could suck it.
Shoot.
I'm sure the people out there already know you're fucking shooting.
You can't even finish it.
I love when you can't even get your own jokes out.
Cracking yourself up over there.
Look at you.
Shut your pie.
You're part of it in the corner.
All right, people.
Now this is gonna be our theme song.
And I gotta push a couple buttons simultaneously.
It's really fucking crazy.
Switch my speaker camera.
We gotta get our logo.
Here it is.
This is very important too for the YouTube viewers.
So they could...
I mean, how long is this gonna take?
All right, y'all.
I mean, geez, man, what an outro.
Thanks for tuning in.
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Always have a good time.
Peace.
And this is the final thought.