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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Hey everybody, how's it going out there in computer world?

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Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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It's really good to be here on this green, God's green earth today.

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It's day today, right?

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Man, it's the weather you're talking about.

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It sucks balls, man.

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Every day is good above ground.

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Yeah, but the weather sucked today.

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What happens?

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It's been nice out for the last couple of days.

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I ain't complaining.

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No, I mean we'll find something to complain about.

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You know.

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Government.

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If you were homeless, man, this is like one of the best November's you could ask for.

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Oh yeah, definitely.

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Because it's a lot shittier in some other places right now.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Tough to blow dudes.

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Man, this shit is still foaming.

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That's crazy.

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It's been over almost a week, close to a week.

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It's tough to give a head in the alley while it's in the blizzard out.

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But you know, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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And they do do what they gotta do.

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They do what they do.

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Yeah, money.

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Should we start with a feel good story?

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Yeah.

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How about New York shutting it down its libraries on Sundays now to compensate for the migrants

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and the rat patrol and all these other things that they have to cut back spending on because

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the migrants need to be housed and they have to keep them going.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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So they only need housing on Sunday?

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No, no, they're shutting down the libraries on Sunday now.

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To save money for the city.

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Oh.

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So they don't have to, so they could, which doesn't make any sense to me.

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It doesn't seem like going to save that much money closing down the libraries one day a week.

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There were multiple things that were, there were multiple budget cuts.

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Yeah.

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But how is the irony of that, that you're closing down something that these people, the migrants

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might use, I don't know, but that.

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Doubt it.

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People from New York City probably regularly use.

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I mean, granted, you'll see a lot of homeless dudes whacking off in there.

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I thought that's what it was for.

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Well, yeah, I mean, it's a place to go.

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I mean, imagine what the bathroom's gotta be like.

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Similar to hot.

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They have a garden there.

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Yeah.

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Somewhere to hide at night and fucking find a nice little corner and go to sleep.

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No, no, you can't.

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Yeah, they don't.

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Lots of bums lived in libraries over the years.

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Well, I don't know what the exact statistics on that are.

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It's ideal circumstances because when they come in in the morning, everybody's so fucking quiet.

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Nobody's jarring you awake.

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You're nice and.

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Yeah, but when you got all those bags and shit and all that other stuff, you think a homeless man sleeps soundly?

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Well, the homeless guy that I read about at the time, and this was going back at least 25 years, the motherfucker was had his shit hidden up in the in the ceiling.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't smell it.

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He had all kinds of shit.

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I think that might have been.

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I think that might have been how he got busted.

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It smells like something died up there.

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No, it's just shit on jeans from a week ago.

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Mm hmm.

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Well, it's actually the fragrance that the guy wears.

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Shit on jeans.

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Uday shit.

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Uday toilet.

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Uday wasn't he Hassan over the same son to Uday?

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Uday, yeah, Uday Hussein.

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It was Uday and then there was another one.

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Dude, that motherfucker had like 90 sons.

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Probably.

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Yeah, I mean, he got the house.

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He did.

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I don't know.

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I only know about is the two that were killed with it or that were killed together.

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Well, when you had that many kids, you got.

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Hierarchy.

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Yes.

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I mean, there's one, you know how like a parent might say to a kid, oh, I love you guys all

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the same.

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Bullshit.

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Yeah, that's bullshit.

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But there's a few enough kids where they could hide it, you know.

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When you have, you know, 80 kids, you know who the top few are.

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You think they had a special one that was touched by God?

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And he was just ruthless as him, but he was.

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Probably.

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He was all silly at the same time.

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Probably.

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He carried a lollipop and wore one of those spinny hats.

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He was just taking people out.

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Ordered your death.

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Well, eating a, you know, while eating the fucking.

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On a big wheel.

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On a pinwheel.

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Yeah, there you go.

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Fucking.

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Execute him.

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Get me another blow.

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With the slide whistle.

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It is a silly execution.

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That's all right though.

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Getting back to the migrants shit is very funny that we doing nicotine blast.

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Nosebeers.

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Yeah, nosebeers.

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Okay.

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Making sure this shit is great.

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What's that?

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Oh yeah.

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Nicotine shit.

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That's which is a crazy way in ingesting it.

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I figured you more for an anal guy, but yeah, well, you can use your big shnazzi.

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Yeah, it sucks something in.

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Yeah.

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Get out to Georgia out there in Colorado.

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We got a new listener.

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Yeah, he's going to listen.

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He told me to give him a shout out.

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So I said, I will mother fucker.

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Me and Georgie were in the best punk rock band that ever existed.

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The rock and roll abortions and even needles could attest to we really were the best fucking

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man.

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What do I know about music?

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You don't have to know anything.

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What you like, you know about violence.

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I know a lot about violence.

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That's why you like the band.

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I mean, who doesn't know about violence, either you're part of it or you're not.

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Or nowadays you're just indoctrinated into it.

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That's it baby.

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You know, Facebook, show me bullshit, everything.

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There's violence all around you.

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Just like, what was that?

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The Eddie Money that what sells on the evening news.

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Dirty laundry.

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That's not Eddie Money.

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It's Glenn Fry.

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Glenn Fry.

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One of those eagle guys.

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Oh, okay.

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Don Henley or Glenn Fry.

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One of those two.

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I mean, that's what sells, man.

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Kick them when they're up, kick them when they're down.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's a good one, man.

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Well, how about that?

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Did you read that article I sent you about Israel claiming that its own helicopters killed

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people with the wave?

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Yes, yes.

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And shot some houses because when you look at those initial views, but initial videos like

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that, isn't that small arms fired?

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No.

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I also said it, how are they going to sneak in on them with these fucking hang gliders

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in parasails?

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It doesn't even make fucking sense.

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It's like, come on.

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Come on.

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How stupid.

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And everyone just laps it up.

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Okay, yeah.

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Tell us some more.

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Tell us some more bullshit.

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Well, there's, I think there's people are kind of done with it now.

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There's sort of the sentiment of the crazy thing is, is that Kiki sent us that thing where

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like the Democrats are so oblivious to what's going on, what's going on that a new, if Donald

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Trump isn't in the news or isn't set on your channel, you're not relevant to some extent.

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Yeah.

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Like this guy is all about captivating.

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He's the ratings machine, man.

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They hate him, but they have to fucking give him time because without him, their shit.

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Well, it's, it's just like the old saying is just give him enough rope and see what

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they do with it.

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And I mean, we're at the point right now where it's like, man, who's getting hung here?

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It's definitely not the Dems.

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It's the people.

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The American people are the ones that get hung.

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Every time, dude.

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Trying to buy a house.

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What the fuck do you think?

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Now is not a good time to buy a house.

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George, he was telling me where he's out there in the middle, you know, I don't know, he's

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not really a big city.

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He's in not really great suburb either.

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He's paying 2,600 a month for fucking apartment rent.

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That's crazy.

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That thing's got to be a taxable hall.

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No, no.

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Then that's just bad business.

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$2,600.

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I guess it's that much money out there, dude.

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Well, I don't know where it's at, but I know it's in Colorado, but 26.

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Close to Denver.

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I mean, because that's crazy, man.

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I mean, granted, it is Colorado and it's sort of like, you know, I'm sure that the median

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income is way more than he.

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Yeah.

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But for him, he's like, I didn't get to one.

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You know, he's like, I didn't get to go skiing, go in the mountains or anything one fucking

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time because I'm working my ass off so much just to fucking.

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So pay 2,600 out.

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Yeah, man.

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That's steep.

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That's outrageous, man.

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That's fucked up.

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I got to fucking steal on my place.

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So I can't imagine.

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Yeah, that's a lot.

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That's a lot.

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I have paid 900 bucks for a thousand square foot almost.

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So 2,600 is my place.

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It's got to be almost as big as his probably probably somewhere like that.

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That's crazy.

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Well, you know what?

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Thanks, Democrats, not even Joe Biden.

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He doesn't know what the hell's going on.

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Happy birthday to big Joe.

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Oh man.

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81.

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Don't call him big Joe.

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Well, that's what they that's because of the headline.

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Let's call him genocide Joe.

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Stupid Joe.

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I like genocide.

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Joe.

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Yeah, pedophile Joe, genocide Joe.

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Joe.

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Man, this guy.

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He is a sniffing kid sniffing motherfucker.

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He's a kid sniffing machine.

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Let me tell you.

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He can't.

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I mean, he did.

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You see that shit he did the other day with that little girl?

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No.

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You didn't see that?

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She was sitting at the table.

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Oh, yeah.

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And she's like, he's like, oh, it was him on her.

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He was 17.

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And she's like, no, I'm six.

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Like, what's wrong with you, dude?

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You're the president.

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Have some decorum.

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At least do it in the fucking Oval Office.

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I'm surprised he didn't fucking pull it out and start fucking beating it, man.

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That guy was fucking really, really, it was fucking weird, dude.

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I don't think that he's...

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If that was my kid, I'd be like, get the fuck away from my kid, you fucking pervert.

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I would choke that bitch right out of the stage.

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Oh my God.

273
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Like, are you hitting on my daughter?

274
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Yeah.

275
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I mean, what the fuck is wrong with that?

276
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There was a camera on him and he's got a microphone and he's like...

277
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What a pervert.

278
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I mean, how the fuck does this guy stay up?

279
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It's unbelievable.

280
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It really is.

281
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Like, I work my ass off every day and I'm tired.

282
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This guy's just fucking...

283
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I mean, he's doing a little kid two-step over there.

284
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I know.

285
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He sees it.

286
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He's all tired and sleepy.

287
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He sees a kid out of the corner of his eyes.

288
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He comes to life.

289
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He wants to sniff that kid so bad.

290
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I mean, is it...

291
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It's just like what's happening.

292
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I hope...

293
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What'll probably happen is like what's happening with Israel and everybody's starting to turn

294
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against Israel.

295
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,240
Yeah.

296
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Yeah.

297
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Soon everybody's gonna start turning against fucking Sleepy Joe.

298
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Yeah.

299
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,200
Well, everybody already hates Netanyahu.

300
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What's that?

301
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,920
All the people already hate Netanyahu over there.

302
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Yeah.

303
00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:49,920
But I mean, when you're...

304
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And here's the thing, man.

305
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Everybody already knew...

306
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,760
Most people already knew what an idiot Biden was.

307
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And now, even the people that voted for him...

308
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Hey, switch the other camera.

309
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,280
...have to...

310
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,280
What are you doing?

311
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,280
Oh, man, I didn't even realize.

312
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,280
Shit, dude.

313
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What a big deal.

314
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:16,280
Even the people that voted for him...

315
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We've already come to this conclusion.

316
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The second step you always follow...

317
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Yeah, they even...

318
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,280
...are too lazy.

319
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No, they even realize, hey, man, I fucked up and some of them are even able to admit

320
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,840
it.

321
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Hey, man, maybe I shouldn't have voted for this motherfucker.

322
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:37,160
And now all these left-wing comedy guys like Bill Maher and shit are coming forward and

323
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:41,760
saying, oh, you know, Biden's bad and he's telling his people, basically, don't vote

324
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for this motherfucker again, please, no matter what you do.

325
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,040
Well, because how much worse can he...

326
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,040
Who are they going to put up?

327
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That dude Newsom?

328
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,040
Yeah.

329
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I mean, this is really the...

330
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I mean...

331
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,040
Slimy, greasy, motherfuckers.

332
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:58,520
The funny thing is that people vote for this whole Democratic farce, I think.

333
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Like democracy.

334
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,520
Democrats.

335
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,520
Democracy.

336
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It's for the kids and this and that.

337
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,120
But it's like, man, they've already ruined our kids for us.

338
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,000
Well, we really don't have a democracy.

339
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Like, terrible things.

340
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Oh, no, I'm just saying.

341
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They're saying they assimilate democracy and Democrats.

342
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,120
Do you know what I mean?

343
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,320
So at the same time, it's...

344
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:24,680
Like we talked about this before, when you're young, you're Democrat, you get older, you're

345
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,680
a Republican.

346
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,680
Yeah.

347
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,440
But they also always twist the meanings of all the words anyway.

348
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,440
Yeah.

349
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,440
So, you know...

350
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,440
Biden twisting kidnips.

351
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,440
Yeah, you think it's good.

352
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,440
You're a real perv.

353
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Real perv.

354
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,800
I mean, it runs in his family.

355
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,800
Look at his son.

356
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,800
Yeah.

357
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,800
Yeah.

358
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,800
It's hereditary to something like that.

359
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,800
Yeah.

360
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,300
And I mean, if you saw the...

361
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:48,800
I don't know if you saw the Ashley Biden diary.

362
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,800
Did you ever read any of this?

363
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,080
No, I've heard snippets of it.

364
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:58,440
You know, she took inappropriate showers with the petto Joe.

365
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:02,640
Petto Pete is actually what they call them, first nickname around the house.

366
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:08,320
Those guys in high positions of power had known they have a proclivity for weird things.

367
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,320
So...

368
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,320
Do they though?

369
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,320
Yes, they do.

370
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,320
Something's wrong.

371
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,200
Franklin Scandal has been proven that there was an underground child sex ring.

372
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,200
Jeffrey Epstein's Island.

373
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,200
Come on, come on.

374
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,080
Yeah, but that has nothing to do with guys in power.

375
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,200
That's just because they got money and they're able to do it.

376
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,000
The other people become serial killers and fucking things like that.

377
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,600
You saw the flight logs of these people that were flying.

378
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,880
You could have told me there wasn't just Joe the plumber going there.

379
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880
No.

380
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,880
Not at all.

381
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,800
There were these higher echelon of people that they were trying to blackmail or they

382
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,320
were trying to plot to blackmail other people.

383
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,320
That's all it is.

384
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,080
It's a government psi-up as usual.

385
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,280
You know, Epstein got busted for doing horrible shit.

386
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We'll let you go.

387
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,280
But...

388
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,320
Just put these cameras in your place and lure these people to your fucking house and make

389
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,520
them do weird shit.

390
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,600
Well, I don't think they had to make them do anything.

391
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,600
That's the problem.

392
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,640
But here, here's a bunch of booze.

393
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,880
Here's a bunch of drugs.

394
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,880
Here's some women.

395
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:03,880
Some of them might be underage.

396
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,240
We're going to play underage roulette.

397
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,240
You know?

398
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,400
You're so fucked up you don't know what's going on.

399
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,400
I mean, come on.

400
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400
You know what a honeypot is?

401
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,400
Yeah.

402
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:15,080
I mean, today would you just all of a sudden hit your head yesterday?

403
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,080
No?

404
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,080
No?

405
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,080
Okay.

406
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,200
Well, I mean, there's going to be...

407
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,200
There's going to be good...

408
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,080
There's going to be villains always.

409
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,080
Yeah.

410
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,080
No matter what.

411
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,080
And the problem is...

412
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,440
Just because they're empowered doesn't mean they want to fuck kids.

413
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,680
It just so happens that...

414
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,680
Are you okay today?

415
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,680
Did you...

416
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,240
Did you just come out of your mouth?

417
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,240
Yeah.

418
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,240
Okay.

419
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,280
Just because they're empowered, it just so happens that a lot of those motherfuckers

420
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,200
are sick and that's how they roll.

421
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,360
They definitely are sick and twisted and individual.

422
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,200
It doesn't mean every single guy in power is a fucking...

423
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,200
Well, no.

424
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,200
I mean, come on.

425
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,880
You know I didn't mean every single guy.

426
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,880
That's all I'm saying.

427
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,120
But you took that too literally.

428
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,120
Most of them, though, yeah.

429
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,120
Yeah.

430
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,760
But there's more than you think.

431
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,760
Well, obviously.

432
00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:01,520
First of all, there's flight logs with all these people that are around there and you

433
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:06,680
can prove that these people went to this place that was known to be inassociated with

434
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,080
bringing young girls.

435
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,080
I had the fucking...

436
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,200
But the problem is these people still...

437
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,200
Nobody's getting charged.

438
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,400
No, but nothing has come out against these people about who was on the island or who

439
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,120
did this and who did that, how they were tied together.

440
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,120
No.

441
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,120
I really...

442
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,120
It's really wild.

443
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:29,600
It really is amazing that these institutions were started to better our government.

444
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:34,080
And I'll tell you why you don't have all those lists and all those connections is because

445
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:38,880
the people that are on those lists are the people high up in power and they're not going

446
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,800
to let that shit get out into the public.

447
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,920
It already did.

448
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,400
A little bit of it leaked.

449
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,400
Yeah, but...

450
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,560
And they're still hearsay or, I mean, they're still...

451
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,200
They had those, Jesus, two for...

452
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,200
Oh, for two.

453
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,280
Oh, it's pretty far away.

454
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,400
They had what do you call it?

455
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:58,360
They've had people that have come forward and said things about that and there's been pictures

456
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,480
of Epstein getting on planes with young kids and what happened in Florida.

457
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,560
Well, I'm not saying that didn't happen.

458
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,560
I'm just saying...

459
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,320
What are you saying?

460
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:11,920
It's obvious they got pictures of him getting on planes with young kids.

461
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,240
That was what his thing was.

462
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,080
But the list of the names and all that...

463
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,200
I mean, you see partial lists.

464
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:24,040
Like I got a couple pages Mr. X sent me and on that page there was a couple of people

465
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,280
of interest and one of them was Mick Jagger.

466
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,280
I can't remember the other guy.

467
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,520
Those guys are notorious for like, you know, rich girls.

468
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:35,320
Yeah, and the phone numbers were there so we called them and of course the numbers were

469
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,320
changed.

470
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,680
Well, yeah, if your name...

471
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,640
Those logs were old as hell too.

472
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,640
But if...

473
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,320
I mean, Rolling Stones, all those bands...

474
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,320
Herbert...

475
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,320
Well, all of them were.

476
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,320
They were...

477
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,320
I mean, they made movies about them.

478
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,920
And what's famous is about these guys in bands having underage girls around them.

479
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,920
Is it?

480
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,920
Yeah.

481
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:54,920
They were called Band-Aids.

482
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,920
They were groupies.

483
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,400
I saw the movie but it was so...

484
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,400
Amazing movie.

485
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,480
It was so good.

486
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,480
But it goes...

487
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:08,720
I mean, they made a movie about this, about, you know, the fiction to the Umpth degree,

488
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,720
right?

489
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,720
I mean, if it's literally...

490
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,240
If it's right in front of your face, if they're making movies about it, it's been going on

491
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,240
for a long, long time.

492
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,240
Oh yeah, dude.

493
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,240
Fuck yeah.

494
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,240
It's all of a sudden...

495
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,960
And they wrote books about this shit.

496
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:20,960
That's their thing, man.

497
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,280
Like, they've written books about it.

498
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,280
People have come for...

499
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,280
I mean, Steven Tyler had what, a 13-year-old?

500
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,280
Oh man, he's the biggest dirtbag.

501
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,280
He signed a 13-year-old girl over.

502
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,280
He's the biggest dirtbag.

503
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,280
Ted Mugey.

504
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,400
Iggy Pop do the same thing.

505
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,920
I mean, these guys are all...

506
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,800
Did Iggy Pop do that really?

507
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,920
Yeah, Iggy Pop is involved in that.

508
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:38,920
That fucker.

509
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:39,920
But what do you expect?

510
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,920
That's what these guys did.

511
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,920
Man, I like Iggy.

512
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:50,520
I mean, like you said, drugs, alcohol, young women, you go to a barbershop and at times

513
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,440
you're gonna get a haircut.

514
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,440
That's right.

515
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,040
I mean, that analogy kind of encompasses that whole story.

516
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,680
That it's just...

517
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:05,000
It's just like if somebody kept on bringing drugs over, drugs over, you're gonna say,

518
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,320
no, no, no, no.

519
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,600
And then finally you're gonna fucking break down.

520
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,160
That's why I can't hang out with some people.

521
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,520
Because they're all... what do you call it?

522
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,520
Yeah, I wouldn't let them come over either.

523
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,800
I'd say whoever had the drugs, they'd say, no, I don't wanna get high, but you gotta

524
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800
leave, motherfucker.

525
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,800
I'll get high by myself.

526
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800
I just don't want you around.

527
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,800
No.

528
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,800
Which is funny.

529
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800
Drugs are bad.

530
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:37,360
Larry Needle's show does not condone the use of drugs, people.

531
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,400
It is fucking not good for ya.

532
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,520
Where's that joint at?

533
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,520
We had it somewhere.

534
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,520
I got a joint, man.

535
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,520
Oh, nice.

536
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,520
Well, might as well smoke that.

537
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,520
This is legal, though, so talking about it.

538
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,520
I got my royal flush.

539
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,520
We're going to the autistic corner already.

540
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,280
It's like the grand royal.

541
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,280
We could.

542
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,280
I got a good autistic corner today.

543
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,120
I just don't want to get too ripped before a crowd.

544
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,040
You know, I always have some cool fucking vintage things.

545
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,040
You got a road church.

546
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,360
You're just gonna spark that thing, because I don't want to get ripped before a crowd.

547
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,200
Okay, I'll light a shorter one.

548
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,200
Yeah.

549
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,720
Needle's is a fucking wuss.

550
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,720
No, I just want to...

551
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,480
I don't want to be too stoned when I go choke you out tonight.

552
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,200
He's gonna be fucking high and the fucking...

553
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:21,280
Oh, when you walk in there, it totally fucking exasperates it by a billion.

554
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,280
Like it's like...

555
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
Yeah.

556
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,280
It's like...

557
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,280
It's just light and a matte.

558
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,960
It's like when you're a little kid and you're getting high with your cousins and you don't

559
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:32,240
realize how high you are until you walk back into the room where everybody's parents are

560
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,760
and it's like, yeah.

561
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,960
Everybody's sober except me and Larry.

562
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,960
Yeah.

563
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,960
Are Larry and I?

564
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:40,960
Yeah.

565
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,480
And then there's a huge mirror that goes the whole length of the room and it's like...

566
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,480
So you can see how far stuff you look.

567
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,480
I'm looking at myself off stoned.

568
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,480
I barely listen.

569
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,640
Hey, you know, like looking at myself, let alone listen to myself talk.

570
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,640
I don't need that, Larry.

571
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,640
I need to join you.

572
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,640
Oh, yeah.

573
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,640
Thank you.

574
00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:01,800
Looks like you've partaken in some bong hits today.

575
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:06,200
So today's autistic corner is a really amazing...

576
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,200
Welcome to Larry's autistic corner.

577
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,320
What an amazing little trinket.

578
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:14,320
Okay.

579
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:22,000
This is something I found at my grandfather's house when he croaked and I didn't know what

580
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:28,920
the fuck it was, you know, but I knew it was something because it was in his bedroom and

581
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,440
one of the drawers and all the other junk was spread all over the house.

582
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,000
So I knew this had some kind of use.

583
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,520
Or it was important to him.

584
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,520
Yeah.

585
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,520
What is it?

586
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,040
Well, I'm going to show you.

587
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,040
This is from the back.

588
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,200
It's a story's autistic corner camera.

589
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:52,560
Back in the day when you had to use a pay phone, they had things like this and the pay

590
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,680
phone cost a dime.

591
00:20:54,680 --> 00:21:00,520
And what this thing is, is the dimes slide into the little slots.

592
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,960
It's like the guy from the train.

593
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960
And they stack up.

594
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,960
The conductor.

595
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,840
Just like the conductor, except it only holds dimes.

596
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,560
It's got three slots.

597
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:16,440
It holds about, I don't know, six dimes on each slot.

598
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:21,760
It's got one on each end and one in the middle.

599
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,040
And it's probably for a guy that has a problem.

600
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,040
One in the rear.

601
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,040
Yeah.

602
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,000
And it's probably for like a guy that would have a problem gambling and has to run to

603
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,960
the phone and make a bet on, you know, C-biscuit and the eighth or whatever.

604
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,960
It's actually cool because that's people who don't like loose change in their fucking

605
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,960
pocket.

606
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,960
And it's kind of a cool thing.

607
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,640
And also when it's loaded with dimes, it's quite heavy.

608
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,640
It's a weapon.

609
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:47,680
It would be better probably for a woman to have in her purse or something.

610
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,000
But my dad said this was a common thing back in the day.

611
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:56,000
And like I said, it's got the three slots, one on each end.

612
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
One in the middle.

613
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Or like the other.

614
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,800
Needles is fucking getting turned on by this description.

615
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,800
You can't see him.

616
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,240
He's closing his eyes right now.

617
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,000
It's funny that soon as it came out of your mouth, you knew I was going to say something.

618
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Yeah.

619
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Here you go.

620
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I know you want to check it out.

621
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
And it's, that's what that is.

622
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,360
I don't know what the name of it is, but I can tell you.

623
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:15,360
Thank you.

624
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:20,960
That it was made in Newark, New Jersey and it was, the company was called Gemco.

625
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,960
It's actually really cool.

626
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,720
I didn't look it up or anything.

627
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,720
Let me tell you.

628
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,720
That's cool.

629
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,720
Isn't it?

630
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,200
The ingenuity of people back then and like this, because you don't just want to have

631
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,920
fucking change ratting around in your pocket, man.

632
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:32,920
Yeah.

633
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,960
And dimes were very important because you needed it to make a phone call.

634
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,960
Yeah.

635
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,960
I mean, I don't, yeah.

636
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:38,960
I mean, that's pretty cool.

637
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,960
And that's pretty cool.

638
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:40,960
And when you dimes, this thing hold.

639
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,960
It holds about six on each lane.

640
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,960
No, they had so, they had so much.

641
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:51,280
They had so much shit going on.

642
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,280
Like a pocket watch.

643
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,280
Oh yeah.

644
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,280
With the chain going.

645
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,200
I mean, there's a whole accoutrement that goes with that.

646
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,200
Yeah.

647
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:04,000
And the things that they made for like easy day living, like you take that for granted

648
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
now.

649
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,920
This was like, this is kind of in the same category, except maybe a little more useful.

650
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,600
Well, it depends who you are.

651
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,120
I guess if you're a degenerate gambler or housewife.

652
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,120
Well, usually you go to the pokey.

653
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:19,280
It's my little, it's my little, that's if you were in the mob maybe.

654
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:25,600
My little kitchen thing, my shopping list disc thing.

655
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,440
This is kind of in that same category.

656
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,440
Yeah.

657
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:33,880
Like something that really you don't need, but if you, it's like a specialized thing.

658
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,320
You know, it's not like for every day.

659
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,480
Well that's for every day use.

660
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,680
So technically the grocery thing is, but you know, it's not like, just one more thing.

661
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,640
But back in the day, if you needed to make a call, you know, nobody had a cell phone

662
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:50,000
in case, you know, anybody that's young enough to not remember those days, you actually had

663
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:56,200
a fucking stop off getting out of your car or whatever and go to a pay phone.

664
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,240
That's if the other people had a phone.

665
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,240
Yeah.

666
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,080
Jack money into that thing and then make your call and have to know the number already

667
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,840
in your head or have it written down.

668
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,120
Probably not having it written down though.

669
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,400
Well, we used to know all those numbers.

670
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,840
Back then they were smaller.

671
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,480
I think because there weren't as many people using the phones.

672
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,680
I don't know if they had the numbers.

673
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,240
Well, the numbers were smaller because you didn't have to dial an area code every single

674
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,240
time.

675
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,240
I don't think they had area codes.

676
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,680
When you were dialing in area code, it was far away.

677
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,680
Yeah.

678
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,680
It was very far away.

679
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:34,600
Very, very interesting shit with old school stuff is, you know, because now people consider

680
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:40,600
it so funny how it's all cyclical, how everything's vintage and I'm fine right now.

681
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,440
Always comes back into fashion.

682
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,440
Yeah.

683
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,640
That dime thing's never coming back.

684
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,880
No, that's definitely obsolete now.

685
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,880
Yeah.

686
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,560
Like there's no, I mean, I don't even know what you could put in there, maybe pills.

687
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,880
No, you couldn't even do that.

688
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,600
Spring is too strong, probably.

689
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:01,480
If you used dimes for guitar picks, you could use it as a guitar pick.

690
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,000
Yeah, you could do that.

691
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,360
But that's kind of like how it's designed to like one of those guitar thing pick things

692
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,360
that I have.

693
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:14,640
I'm stuck on one of my guitars where they come shuffling out kind of like how the cigarette

694
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:21,240
thing at 7-Eleven, you pull the one and then the next pack's ready to go.

695
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,040
The gas station when you're stealing.

696
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,040
I mean buying cigarettes or whatever.

697
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:30,640
You can't even steal them anyway, you could, but you have to strong arm them and then since

698
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,640
you're white.

699
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,640
Pete used to do it all the time.

700
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,760
And then since you're white, you'll probably get 30 years in jail.

701
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,280
Pete used to do it all the time.

702
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:42,360
Okay, well, I know, but I'm just saying, if you're good at something, you might as well

703
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,360
stick with it, right?

704
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,360
Yeah.

705
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,360
Yeah.

706
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,360
I love, you know what I love?

707
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,360
He was great at it.

708
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,560
Listen to the stories pretty funny.

709
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,760
Let's hear it, man.

710
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,760
By the way, people out there in computer land.

711
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,760
Like follow, subscribe.

712
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,760
Yeah.

713
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,680
We got some real cool area needles merch.

714
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:03,040
We got pill bottles.

715
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,840
You can put your joints in it.

716
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,840
T-shirts.

717
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,840
Put your pills in it.

718
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,840
Fucking stickers.

719
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,840
We got all kinds of cool shit.

720
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:10,840
Yeah.

721
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,320
Send us an email in our address.

722
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,920
We'll send you some merch, dude.

723
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,480
We make it all in-house.

724
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,320
So you can make it kind of fucked up.

725
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,320
I'll listen to this.

726
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,320
Go ahead.

727
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,320
I want to hear it.

728
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,320
No, go ahead.

729
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,840
A parrot got detained for yelling police to warn its owners about a drug raid.

730
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,840
Oh, yeah.

731
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,920
I love a good, this is a feel good story.

732
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,800
That sucks.

733
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:38,000
What country you think it was from?

734
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Mexico.

735
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Brazil.

736
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Okay.

737
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,120
I knew it was an Hispanic country.

738
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:48,000
A parrot in Brazil was taken into custody for aiding crack cocaine dealers.

739
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Nice.

740
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,600
That isn't a mouthful of a sentence.

741
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,600
That's what I'm great at.

742
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,440
I mean, that just goes to speak about Brazil.

743
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:58,280
I mean, and this thing was all, it was like a macaw sort of.

744
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,080
Yeah, that's great.

745
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:08,000
Like on the three stooges when the parrot solved the crime in court.

746
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Read the note.

747
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Read the note.

748
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Oh, okay.

749
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
You know.

750
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Okay.

751
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,680
Disorder in the court.

752
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,120
That's the name of the episode.

753
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:22,920
So it had nearly foiled the police drug bust by warning its owners of their arrival.

754
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,920
That is awesome.

755
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,920
The officers, the officers were trained to deal with guard dogs, but who keeps a guard

756
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:28,920
parrot?

757
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,920
Hmm.

758
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,800
Uh, I love how they describe Brazil.

759
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,040
What do you, when you think of Brazil, what do you think of?

760
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,400
Man, I think a party, party, party.

761
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,600
I just think a ghetto.

762
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,800
Well, yeah, that's what I think.

763
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,680
But I also think of a good old time.

764
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,680
Those favelas.

765
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,680
Drugs and women.

766
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,280
This is what we need Kiki here for.

767
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,240
Yeah, I've been to South America, man.

768
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:56,640
I love Brazil too, but I have not even been there, but I could tell you one thing.

769
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,560
If I was to go there, I would probably want to not fucking come back.

770
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,400
That's what happens to me every time I go to some place like that.

771
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,400
Yeah, but you're married.

772
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,040
I know that's the only thing that drags me back.

773
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:11,680
I tell my wife and boys, well, dude, they got boys towns out there.

774
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,680
Are you kidding?

775
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:17,960
Boys towns of stones, a stone's throw from wherever you are at any given time.

776
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,960
Yeah, trust me.

777
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,960
Exactly.

778
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,440
They got that and they got that.

779
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,440
Trust me.

780
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:31,240
But so, you know, they part, I partied my ass off when I was in South America and I fucking

781
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,800
loved it, man.

782
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:38,760
I felt like at least 15 years younger than I actually was and it probably would have fucking

783
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:44,560
knocked at least 15, 20 years off of my life if I would have stayed there.

784
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,560
But it would have been fucking.

785
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560
Doing a pretty good job here though.

786
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,560
Yeah, but it would have been worth it.

787
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,800
Yeah, just because the drugs were cheaper.

788
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,800
That's it.

789
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,800
That's all it was.

790
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,800
The drugs are cheaper.

791
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,920
It was very cheap.

792
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,800
So it was awesome.

793
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,800
I loved it.

794
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,000
I didn't give the parents name, which I'm pissed about.

795
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Polly?

796
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,960
Well, I would tell you if they gave me its name.

797
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,960
Polly would have been good.

798
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,000
If they would have yelled out names like Autistic Literary does, then that's fine.

799
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,080
You can do that.

800
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:16,680
So in its home in the low income community of Villa Irma Dolce, the parent yelled out

801
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,040
Mama, the police.

802
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,360
Nice.

803
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:25,640
When the police arrived on the scene, it was perched inside a small one story home with

804
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,440
no windows in the front.

805
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,440
Holy fuck.

806
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,760
So this parent really wanted to stay.

807
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,760
Like, it could just go as a please, but I mean, it must have seen some cool.

808
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,760
Think about that.

809
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:40,960
Okay, so now this parent is, say, like, woke it.

810
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,720
I'm trying to look for the word.

811
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,720
You know what I mean?

812
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,720
Bullied with crack?

813
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,720
No, no, no.

814
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,480
But I mean, so he can speak.

815
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,080
So he understands what he's seen and in his brain he can do what processes.

816
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,080
So he's processed.

817
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,400
So imagine what's going on.

818
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,880
This bird is just watching crack deals all day long.

819
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:58,880
And here's the...

820
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,880
People smoke and crack.

821
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:00,880
And like...

822
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,560
And the other thing is, is the police...

823
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,560
And he wants to stay.

824
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,480
Yeah, well maybe he fucking gets some hits blown in his face.

825
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,120
Maybe he gets to get the parrot high.

826
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,120
That's wrong.

827
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,120
Here's the other thing though.

828
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,120
Cracked out parrot.

829
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,760
The cops are accusing the parrot of putting two and two together.

830
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:23,360
They're accusing him of being able to cognitively think, okay, the cops are here.

831
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,560
I'm going to warn my people.

832
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,240
Which is pretty crazy in itself when you think about it.

833
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,240
That's what I'm saying.

834
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,240
That he could come to that...

835
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:34,760
The cops are actually going to hold him for that because usually they could just say,

836
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,680
hey man, he just says that shit.

837
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,840
How do you train a bird to know what the cops look like?

838
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:45,520
You have to do like some fucking, what's that called, Freudian shit, you know.

839
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,520
Show pictures of him.

840
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,800
Here's the cop Pablo.

841
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,480
When you see the cop do this.

842
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,480
Here's the...

843
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,360
It's just got to be over time.

844
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,960
And then this thing is a fucking...

845
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:59,880
Man, let me tell you, he's fucking cooler than some of those dudes on the first 48.

846
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:00,880
That's fucking amazing.

847
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,920
But the thing is, he actually probably does put it together.

848
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,760
Oh man, here's the cops.

849
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,320
My people are fucking around and we're going to warn them.

850
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,320
But I mean, it was a one story chat.

851
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,320
Let's put a shit ass, man.

852
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,200
There are no windows in the front.

853
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,560
Man, imagine people, how much they love a bird, I mean a cat or a dog.

854
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,640
Imagine if you had a bird that saved you in situations like that.

855
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,200
Well, they could save, they still got arrested.

856
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,200
I know.

857
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,200
But you still love that little fucker.

858
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,200
Yeah, that's awesome.

859
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,200
Now he's fucking though.

860
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,200
Man.

861
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,000
Can I get my bird back to like, no, like what the fuck?

862
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,520
They're not giving him his bird back?

863
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,080
No, they're holding him for now.

864
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,040
Because well, they got arrested, so they're not out of jail.

865
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,040
Right.

866
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,440
Brazil actually has laws where they hold you in jail and they don't release you.

867
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:49,040
You know, not like the United States, the most comfortable country in the world, where

868
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,840
everybody's just so dang comfortable.

869
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,040
I can't go to jail.

870
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,840
There's not a safe space there for me.

871
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,840
Yeah, or the food's bad.

872
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,840
Or I'm a vegan.

873
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,840
Yeah, I'm a vegan.

874
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,840
Or I have money.

875
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,360
You know?

876
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,360
Or lately now it's like you'll catch bail.

877
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360
I need a sex change.

878
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,360
Well, no, you just go to the doctor for that and the textbearers will pay for that.

879
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,360
Oh, man.

880
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,360
Oh, is that?

881
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,360
Is that Mary's phone?

882
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,080
That's my wife's phone.

883
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,080
My wife.

884
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080
Very nice.

885
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,960
His wife's phone is connected to the computer.

886
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,000
Yeah, I just declined her call.

887
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
She called you?

888
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
No, no.

889
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,400
That was someone calling her.

890
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,680
So the best is the quote from the police.

891
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,720
Like, he must have been trained for this, said one officer involved in the operation.

892
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,560
As soon as the police got close, he started shouting.

893
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,560
Oh, man.

894
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,440
So that is a wonderful little fucking bird.

895
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,440
Isn't that great?

896
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,240
Birds are, usually birds are dicks too.

897
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,240
Yeah.

898
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,240
They shit on you.

899
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,240
They bite you.

900
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,240
They're not really loving.

901
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,120
Hey, you know, they'll shit on your car on purpose.

902
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:51,760
Like they'll see someone they like and don't like and they will shit on which car is, you

903
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,480
know, they pick and choose.

904
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,200
They don't just shit willy nilly.

905
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,520
They say that guy's cool.

906
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,440
I'm not going to shit on his car or that guy.

907
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,440
He's a fucking dick.

908
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,160
I'm going to fuck his windshield up.

909
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,640
Shit like that.

910
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,400
Isn't it good luck to get your bird shit on you?

911
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,240
I think that's, I think people said that.

912
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,240
I've heard that.

913
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,160
I think they just tell you that to make you feel better because you get bird, you know,

914
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,160
bird shits on you and then they calm you down.

915
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,680
They say, oh, that's good luck.

916
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,680
I heard man.

917
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,280
Oh, really?

918
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,680
And then you, you know, you don't want to kill someone anymore.

919
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:29,040
Well, um, usually it's at the most inopportune time to get shit on.

920
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,280
Well, like you're going to a wedding.

921
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,280
Yeah.

922
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,280
Walking in the water.

923
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,280
Is there an opportune time to get shit on?

924
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,960
Well, yeah, like you just left the gym and you're going home to shower.

925
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,960
Oh yeah.

926
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,960
Yeah, I guess.

927
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,640
You know, I mean, you can't, uh, what do you call it?

928
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,640
Um, yeah.

929
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:46,960
I mean, granted, being shit on by any animal, getting your own shit on your hand is horrible.

930
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,480
You know, by any animal, it's terrible.

931
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,480
Yeah.

932
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,080
Especially humans, the worst animal of all.

933
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080
Yeah.

934
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,080
Uh, it's horrible.

935
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,320
I'm looking up to see if bird shits good luck.

936
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,880
You can, and yeah, you pay for it over and over.

937
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,240
Many ancient culprits, whatever.

938
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:08,200
Yeah, it's saying the spiritual, the spiritual significance.

939
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,200
I don't know.

940
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,200
I mean, I don't think it is.

941
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,680
The spiritual significance of having a bird shit on you.

942
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,680
That's what this one says.

943
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,680
Wow.

944
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,680
Yeah, I don't know, man.

945
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:22,160
You know what, fuck birds, except that one that fucking told the cops that, uh.

946
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,160
Yeah, he's cool.

947
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,320
Yeah, I wonder, it's funny they said, they got a little silly and they said that they

948
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,920
asked the bird his name and they're keeping his identity.

949
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:35,800
Because there's an ongoing investigation.

950
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,600
Which you know, I mean, Brazil, that place is fucking, I think of just, uh, just crime

951
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,600
and shit.

952
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Yeah.

953
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,800
I met some people from Brazil.

954
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,800
Yeah, no.

955
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,800
They're saying that the people are bad.

956
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,800
They're very cool.

957
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,640
It's just that you have to, when there's a billion fucking people.

958
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,480
They had all kinds of weed and coke and everything.

959
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,480
Well, yeah.

960
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,800
I mean, is Brazil considered a third world country?

961
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,080
I don't know, man, but I'll tell you, every time I've been to one of those third world

962
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,280
countries, I've really partied a lot.

963
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,360
Yeah, because you have that third world aura.

964
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,880
Thanks, pal.

965
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,360
Yeah, you're welcome.

966
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:16,920
I'm like, at any minute you can just catch any disease and live through it.

967
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,320
You can't try to live through it.

968
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,840
I mean, you definitely don't want to live through it so far.

969
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,400
It's just like one of those things where you don't want to drink the water in Mexico or

970
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,800
yeah, you don't want to eat certain.

971
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,280
You can't just go to some country and just eat fucking what they're eating.

972
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,520
Well, especially India.

973
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,400
You ever watch those videos where they're making that food?

974
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,400
I've never been to India.

975
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,920
Lies, man, all over the place.

976
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,920
It's part of the food.

977
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,680
It's just like livestock four feet away.

978
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,920
Oh, shit.

979
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,400
Well, but it's going to be dead soon.

980
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,400
What's that?

981
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,080
Yeah, man, care if it's dead, it's still fucking standing next to me.

982
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,720
That bitch has probably been in the Ganges.

983
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,200
Don't put them, motherfucker, by me.

984
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,320
Well, I don't want some Indian jungle food.

985
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:03,520
And then when they wash off the poultry and shit, they're washing that in the Ganges,

986
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,520
too, you think?

987
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,520
Or do you think they have?

988
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,720
Everybody, they put their bodies in the...

989
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:09,560
Yeah, but they have running water and shit needles.

990
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,240
They're not washing everything in the Ganges.

991
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,000
But the poor people are.

992
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,920
Yeah, but you know, what if you don't live...

993
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,200
What if you don't live...

994
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,320
Oh, what the fuck?

995
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,240
Shit, answer it.

996
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,400
Talk to us, bro.

997
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:31,360
What if you live far from the Ganges and you can't get there?

998
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,360
You can't make it there.

999
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,480
You probably have money, but obviously the closer you get in towards the city and the

1000
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,760
ghetto, the videos are appalling.

1001
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,680
The squalor that these people live in, and I'm not saying that in a bad way.

1002
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,600
Yeah, but they don't necessarily live right there.

1003
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:51,680
They all gather there and chill out, you know, all the Ali Babas and the fucking...

1004
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,680
Well, it shows there's all this...

1005
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,120
There's fucking ghettos right on the edge of the Ganges.

1006
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,120
And you could...

1007
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,600
There's video of these people in there bathing and they're fucking...

1008
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:05,600
I understand, but they also have a lot of people out on the street in the...

1009
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,800
Along the Ganges chilling out, just hanging out like it's a street party, man.

1010
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,200
Okay, you and I are talking about two completely different things.

1011
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,520
They don't all live right there.

1012
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:19,560
All those people that they show are visiting as well, man.

1013
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:25,400
People go to the Ganges, but the poor people that live inland can't make it on foot, man.

1014
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,520
It's too far.

1015
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,160
So you're telling me they don't get any water if they don't live by the Ganges?

1016
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,800
No, they have some sort of plumbing or they might have wells.

1017
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,800
Or wells.

1018
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,960
Yeah, they got pipes and shit somewhere.

1019
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,840
Okay, man, I mean...

1020
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,440
Are you arguing with me about indoor plumbing right now?

1021
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,000
That's the kind of mood you're in today?

1022
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,960
I don't know what we're talking about.

1023
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,520
I know, I can fucking tell, Larry.

1024
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,520
Jesus, man, you got that fucking...

1025
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:59,760
Oh my God, that blue cheese stare in your head.

1026
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,760
Just don't know what the fuck's going on, man.

1027
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,840
How about I was reading this thing about the veterans that they kicked out of the army.

1028
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,920
They want them to come back now.

1029
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,920
The way to go.

1030
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,920
Those fuckers.

1031
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:12,920
Way to go.

1032
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,920
They said that they were going to take away their honors and their fucking round of the

1033
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,920
loan and the rank.

1034
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,920
Yeah.

1035
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,920
Oh, they did take away all of this.

1036
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,760
And their pensions and all the loans and shit.

1037
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,000
It's like...

1038
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,680
They fucked those guys bad.

1039
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,440
Yeah, you're just going to be like, all right, we forget about it now.

1040
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:37,280
Come back like, no, no, no, there are going to be some fucking negotiations going on here.

1041
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,600
Because I'm sure that they fucked the most...

1042
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,600
People that are willing to fight for this country, I'm sure, are far and few between.

1043
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,560
And it was all over that stupid fucking shot that's really...

1044
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,920
It's so dumb and it's like...

1045
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,000
And you don't want to know...

1046
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,360
The other thing is it's funny because like Soros and people like that, all these higher

1047
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:04,360
up the elite, when they go places, when they fly around and their pilots for their private

1048
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,960
jets, they want unvaccinated pilots.

1049
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:13,280
They don't want a vaccinated pilot because they don't want the motherfucker dropping dead

1050
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,280
in mid-flight.

1051
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,280
You know?

1052
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,040
It's just... it's fucking crazy, man.

1053
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:27,280
And they made these guys get these shots, the pilots, the army guys, all the service

1054
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,920
guys, the nurses, the doctors...

1055
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,640
And they forced everybody to do it.

1056
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,640
Yeah, and they did.

1057
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,640
They did fascism, basically.

1058
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,640
And they did.

1059
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,640
And it is.

1060
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,640
It kind of is the fascist thing.

1061
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,640
They said that if you want to work, you have to take this...

1062
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,640
Or else.

1063
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,640
Yeah, oh yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1064
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,440
You have to take this.

1065
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,280
And if you don't, then these are the circumstances you have to deal with.

1066
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,680
And we're going to shun you for the next couple of months.

1067
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,680
No severance packages.

1068
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,680
Nothing.

1069
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,680
No nothing.

1070
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,920
You're a fucking pariah.

1071
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,640
All because you didn't do what they told you to do.

1072
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,880
Which people are really starting to lose grasp of lately.

1073
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,280
First we'll lionize you and say you're so wonderful.

1074
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,280
You're a...

1075
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,280
You're needed.

1076
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,280
You're an essential worker.

1077
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,880
Yeah, you're an essential worker.

1078
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:10,880
You're so fucking important.

1079
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,880
You're crazy.

1080
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,880
You're heroes.

1081
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:13,880
We're going to bank back the cans for you.

1082
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,200
Remember when they did that bullshit?

1083
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,560
And then we're going to demonize the shit out of you.

1084
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,880
We're going to fire you.

1085
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:19,880
Toilet paper please.

1086
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah, and then we're going to vindicate you and then we're going to fucking parade you

1087
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,560
around like you do the other thing.

1088
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,880
Worked on a pedophile because you didn't fucking do what we told you to do.

1089
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880
And that's what...

1090
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,680
I don't care if it's the jab or whatever they want to fucking say.

1091
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,680
That's what it is.

1092
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,360
You just didn't do what they told you to do.

1093
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,360
That's it.

1094
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,040
And we're going to take everything away from you and we're going to tell everybody about

1095
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,040
it.

1096
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,040
You know what I mean?

1097
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,040
Yeah.

1098
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,040
You're going to be around like you...

1099
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,040
Like what do you call it?

1100
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,040
You're something a lot.

1101
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,040
Oh, what the fuck is this?

1102
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,080
Software update cancel.

1103
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,560
This fucking computer, man.

1104
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,280
They want me to update software.

1105
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,280
You might have to.

1106
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,280
But what do you call it?

1107
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,000
So I don't think that...

1108
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,440
I mean it's crazy that people still think that COVID is still a thing, isn't it?

1109
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Yeah.

1110
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Like don't you...

1111
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:14,040
And that is one thing that has stuck through the news cycle.

1112
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,800
Slowly in the background, just waiting for the pounce.

1113
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,600
Just waiting for something to happen.

1114
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,600
I mean...

1115
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,880
I don't think big...

1116
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,760
I don't think to some extent big pharma and the government are in cahoots.

1117
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,120
But the government...

1118
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,120
You don't?

1119
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,120
No.

1120
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,120
I said the some extent.

1121
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,120
Okay.

1122
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,120
To a big extent.

1123
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,120
You can hear what you want to hear today.

1124
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,880
No, I just thought you said you didn't.

1125
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,240
I'm just saying.

1126
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:42,200
It's more than to some extent.

1127
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,640
To the furthest, fullest extent.

1128
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:45,640
Okay.

1129
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,640
But yeah.

1130
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,640
No, I've lost my trade, I thought.

1131
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:48,640
But thanks Larry.

1132
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,640
The government and pharma is in big...

1133
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,640
In cahoots.

1134
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,640
Yes, they're in cahoots.

1135
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,880
Okay, but what was I going to say after that?

1136
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:53,880
Shit.

1137
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,880
Oh man.

1138
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,880
That's fine.

1139
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:56,880
Must have been bullshit.

1140
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,880
Well, they're not...

1141
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,880
I mean...

1142
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,600
What do you call it?

1143
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,680
They're like with this whole world economic forum and these guys were all meeting up.

1144
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,800
And now Italy says no to that fake meek and you meet in the United States like sure, we'll

1145
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800
take it.

1146
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,520
Like what are you talking about?

1147
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,520
Right.

1148
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,520
What makes you think that...

1149
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:21,240
I mean from a country where I mean they have their food in Italy is great.

1150
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,680
You hear stories of people go there and they eat like pigs.

1151
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,680
They gain weight.

1152
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,360
No, they don't gain any weight.

1153
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,440
Because there's no preservatives or you know what I mean?

1154
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,960
They're eating fresh foods.

1155
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,040
No, my dad fucking gained weight like I'm all in.

1156
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,040
Okay, well...

1157
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,520
You always got to argue with me, right?

1158
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,520
I'm just saying.

1159
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,520
I know you're just saying.

1160
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,200
This is a while back though, you know.

1161
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,200
Maybe now it's different.

1162
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,600
I don't know what it is, man.

1163
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,120
I was just making a statement.

1164
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,120
Okay.

1165
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,640
Well, I'm just saying I don't think...

1166
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:52,920
I think that you eat so much because it's so good.

1167
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,920
Like you know...

1168
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,920
But it's also the food products that are good for you.

1169
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,920
We have so much shit in our stock.

1170
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,280
We have so much shit in fucking loss weight.

1171
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,680
Think about that.

1172
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,400
If you go to a fucking grocery store, how many items in the grocery store can last for more

1173
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,400
than a year?

1174
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,400
I don't know.

1175
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,400
None.

1176
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,400
Should be able to.

1177
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,400
You mean canned shit?

1178
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,400
Oh yeah.

1179
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,400
You know what I mean?

1180
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,400
Like think about tuna, canned peaches.

1181
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,400
Yeah, stuff like that.

1182
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:19,560
I don't know how much preservatives they add to some of that stuff.

1183
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,280
But I told you about that.

1184
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,280
He used to have a dentist.

1185
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,760
He had a fucking glass case and he would put a happy meal in the glass case at the beginning

1186
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:33,080
of the year and keep it on the receptionist desk and it wouldn't mold.

1187
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,840
It would just get hard.

1188
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,240
Like the preservatives are so bad in it.

1189
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,840
It's not even real food anymore.

1190
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,840
Oh my lord.

1191
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,680
And that's going full circle back to that fake meat shit.

1192
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,160
Why do they want to do that to us?

1193
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,560
Because they probably want to take the land.

1194
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,520
Why is Bill Gates buying up all this land?

1195
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,520
Why are these guys...

1196
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,520
That's it.

1197
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,520
Why is China buying up all this land?

1198
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,840
They want to starve us out, man.

1199
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,840
Well they want to...

1200
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,080
They're going to make reeducation camps, right?

1201
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,400
That's what everything will turn to.

1202
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,400
Yeah.

1203
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,400
They want to make these big corporations.

1204
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:07,080
Just like they did to the Japs during fucking World War II.

1205
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,920
They put them in internment camps and fucking...

1206
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:10,920
Yeah.

1207
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,920
Well, I mean, and that was a whole sham.

1208
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:12,920
Basically concentration camps.

1209
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,400
But that was a sham.

1210
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,880
Like the government perpetrated that whole war.

1211
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,560
And they took their land.

1212
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,560
Well think about that.

1213
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,560
The government perpetrated that whole war.

1214
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,480
They took their money, all their belongings.

1215
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,480
They took...

1216
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,480
They took...

1217
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,480
Okay, they took all that.

1218
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:29,480
But the government perpetrated Pearl Harbor, knew all about it.

1219
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,480
Yeah.

1220
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,600
They still put these people in the camp.

1221
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,600
Just like 9-11.

1222
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,600
Completely demeaning...

1223
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,440
Well, no, this is a little bit different.

1224
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:42,880
Just completely demeaning them and demoralizing them while we backhandedly did this to them.

1225
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,320
Yes, yes.

1226
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,760
Like and making it still look to the...

1227
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:47,760
But that's what they do.

1228
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,760
They turn us on each other.

1229
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,920
Just like with this Hamas and this fucking...

1230
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,480
What do you call it?

1231
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,480
Israeli thing, right?

1232
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,240
They're just turning each other, turning us against each other.

1233
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,760
Everybody knows the United States supports Israel.

1234
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,240
So what are these people gonna do?

1235
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:06,000
They're gonna go with whoever doesn't go with the government.

1236
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
That's just lemmings.

1237
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
That's what they fucking...

1238
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
It's...

1239
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,920
My friend does this and if I don't like this then my friend won't like me.

1240
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:16,400
Or I can't be friends with these people because I'm pro-Israel and they're pro-Hamas.

1241
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,920
So now they're just dividing us.

1242
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,960
And now you start finding like-minded people and the internet is the catalyst for that.

1243
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:28,480
Yeah, but I don't think the real world is dividing up on that because most people...

1244
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:34,560
You know, it's very few that are pro-Hamas.

1245
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:41,240
It's just that they are so vocal and so fucking riled up and they go out in the street and...

1246
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,040
Well, these kids have been used to rioting.

1247
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:48,240
Yeah, and they just want to get into any protests they can because it's fucking fun and they

1248
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:54,520
miss doing it and it was fun in 2020 and it was, you know, it was George Floyd.

1249
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,960
That was great because we got to go riot.

1250
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,160
They just released a new... so George Floyd thing.

1251
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,720
We need a new thing.

1252
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:01,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1253
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,200
It's supposed to be very good.

1254
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,200
Yeah.

1255
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,120
All how fucking fucked up that was and how they lied.

1256
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,120
It's still fucked up.

1257
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,120
This guy is in jail.

1258
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,440
How the police didn't lie on TV.

1259
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:17,920
Well it's come out and it's said that, you know, it's fucking crazy about what happened

1260
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,920
there.

1261
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,920
It really is because...

1262
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,200
When he did that move, I forgot what they called it.

1263
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,520
It was like an MIT or...

1264
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,520
Yeah.

1265
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,080
A little bit of a maneuver.

1266
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,560
Yeah, something like that.

1267
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,080
And it was to keep the guy down and it's to put the knee on the back like they did and

1268
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,360
fucking...

1269
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,080
All the cops said, yeah, that's the thing they teach us every time we look.

1270
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,080
The training manual.

1271
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,080
It's the training...

1272
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,680
It was in the training manual.

1273
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,600
And so when the chief said, oh, I never...

1274
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,080
That's not an approved move.

1275
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,200
Yeah, that you just lied, man.

1276
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:55,360
And then the dude's mom showed the manual with it written in there and they struck it

1277
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,880
down in court.

1278
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,880
Yeah.

1279
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:02,320
Like they just needed a fucking scapegoat for all of this and they didn't look at any...

1280
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,920
It's crazy our judicial system the way that it is right now.

1281
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:10,360
And they don't care if a fucking guy goes away for more than 20 fucking years.

1282
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,920
You're not even innocent until proven guilty anymore.

1283
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,120
The internet deems you guilty right off the bat.

1284
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,120
Yeah.

1285
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,520
And then if you're dealing with the government, you don't have any...

1286
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,120
You don't stand a fucking chance.

1287
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,440
No, they have deep pockets with our money.

1288
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,240
They could throw anybody at you.

1289
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,240
Well, they're fucking...

1290
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,960
What do you call that?

1291
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,200
Well, they have the...

1292
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,320
Bidens in there right now.

1293
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,320
This gene...

1294
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,960
I mean, these people that just lie blatantly lie.

1295
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,160
Like that's trendy when you're in the government now.

1296
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,160
Yeah.

1297
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,920
I don't know if it's the Democrats being like, hey, fuck you.

1298
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,320
You can do whatever we want.

1299
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,760
They used to try and hide it and try not to get caught in the lie.

1300
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,200
Now they just fucking outright lie.

1301
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:53,080
They'll contradict themselves one sentence to the fucking next.

1302
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,240
I like a good hooker party, but...

1303
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,240
Me too.

1304
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,240
These guys are out of control.

1305
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:02,680
That used to be the only lie that they knew that they were telling was when they went

1306
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,360
home to their wife after the convention or whatever.

1307
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,360
I don't know about that.

1308
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,160
Now they all just lie the whole time.

1309
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:10,720
All they fucking do is lie.

1310
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,800
Every fucking thing out of their mouths, man.

1311
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,040
Side-stepper.

1312
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,400
It's easy to do that shit, right?

1313
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,480
Because the American people are fucking...

1314
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,480
So gullible.

1315
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,480
Everyone believes it.

1316
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,480
Oh, let's believe it.

1317
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,480
Oh, they said it on...

1318
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,480
Things are great.

1319
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,800
They said it on TV.

1320
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,800
It must be true.

1321
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,200
Yeah, things are great right now.

1322
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,800
Oh, they're wonderful.

1323
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:33,360
It's not like you have a sort of barometer to compare these couple years to a couple

1324
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,520
years ago to the years before that.

1325
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,160
What do you mean you don't?

1326
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,160
You're joking, Larry.

1327
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,160
Yeah.

1328
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,320
Hey, Bidenomics is great.

1329
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,800
Just ask Joe.

1330
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,440
Fuckin'...

1331
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,440
You know what?

1332
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:52,040
It's a time...

1333
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,280
Sit down.

1334
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,280
You can't see it.

1335
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,280
You see that?

1336
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,280
Don't do it like that.

1337
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,280
Just put it in there.

1338
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,280
Watch your cookie.

1339
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,280
500.

1340
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,280
That was awful, theatrical.

1341
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,280
That was trying a different angle.

1342
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,280
Yeah, I don't like that.

1343
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,280
Just put it right here next time.

1344
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,280
All right.

1345
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:23,280
We'll bring it again during this skit, don't worry.

1346
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:29,920
Okay, this one was...

1347
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,160
This was Mary's fortune cookie.

1348
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,000
We'll just hold it up when we ring it.

1349
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,760
I'll hold it for you.

1350
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,760
This was Mary's fortune cookie the other day when I got...

1351
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,280
Yes, last time I read mine.

1352
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:47,120
This was the one Mary got, and it's so ironic that this was hers.

1353
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,120
Okay.

1354
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,840
You will be married to a doofus.

1355
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:56,160
How did you guess?

1356
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:02,640
You will find inspiration to do that thing you've been putting off.

1357
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,640
So...

1358
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:04,640
You're procrastinating.

1359
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,640
If anyone knew Mary...

1360
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,640
She's a procrastinator.

1361
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,640
Oh, my Lord.

1362
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:08,640
I love her to death.

1363
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,640
Big time.

1364
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,640
She's my lawyer of what?

1365
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,640
But she's a procrastinator.

1366
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:12,640
Oh, yeah.

1367
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:25,160
We read that one more time.

1368
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:29,680
You will find inspiration to do that thing you've been putting off.

1369
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,840
I really love how they write it in that Asian sentiment.

1370
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,520
You know what I mean?

1371
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:41,160
You will find inspiration to do that thing you've been putting off.

1372
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:49,880
I can see you kneeling down on the ground or just crouching on the ground having a cigarette.

1373
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:56,120
Do these things really give anybody...

1374
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,560
We're going back to the book next time, people.

1375
00:50:58,560 --> 00:50:59,880
This sucks.

1376
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:04,040
I do know people who have had fortune cookies in their car, or the...

1377
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,960
Not fortune cookies, but the fortunes.

1378
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:06,960
Kept one in their car.

1379
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:07,960
Yeah.

1380
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,960
Kept one on their fridge.

1381
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,960
Yeah.

1382
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,160
They see one they like and they keep it.

1383
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,160
Okay.

1384
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,160
The lucky numbers, and again...

1385
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,480
Oh, lucky number.

1386
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:24,720
If you win any kind of lotto, you got to split with us.

1387
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,640
Lucky number one.

1388
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:27,640
Five.

1389
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,080
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1390
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,080
Lucky number one?

1391
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,080
Yes.

1392
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,160
So that's the first number's one?

1393
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,160
Yes.

1394
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,160
Okay.

1395
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,280
First number one.

1396
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,280
Lucky number one.

1397
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,880
You know what would be funny if we did, if we got...

1398
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,560
You know how they do the balls for the...

1399
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,560
Yeah.

1400
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:47,560
If they had the big...

1401
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,000
We had fortune cookies inside of it going.

1402
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,040
That'd be cool.

1403
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,400
Next lucky number.

1404
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,400
Lucky number five.

1405
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,080
Lucky number five.

1406
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,800
Next lucky number.

1407
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:58,800
Lucky number 20.

1408
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,800
Lucky number 20.

1409
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:00,800
She had...

1410
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,880
Next lucky number.

1411
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,560
Lucky number 29.

1412
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,280
Must be German.

1413
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,880
Next number.

1414
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,880
Lucky number 42.

1415
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,960
42.

1416
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,440
This one's going to get us blocked.

1417
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,560
Next lucky number.

1418
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,560
Lucky number 57.

1419
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,960
Man, how many lucky numbers were there?

1420
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,440
There's six?

1421
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,440
Yeah.

1422
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,440
Damn.

1423
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,160
And then this one...

1424
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,080
Oh, you got to scan that on your phone.

1425
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,920
This one says, play poker, win Bitcoin.

1426
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,240
So you could win some Bitcoin.

1427
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,080
Yeah, we'll scan it, see what it says.

1428
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,120
And this one, you could win a million dollars.

1429
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,040
So what we're going to do now is we're going to play an at-home game.

1430
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:52,920
And I know, I'm sorry for you people that are listening on Spotify or another outlet

1431
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:53,920
that doesn't have picture...

1432
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,240
Are you going to show the QR code?

1433
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,240
Yes.

1434
00:52:56,240 --> 00:53:02,520
Now you're going to be able to scan this through home people and this is to win Bitcoin.

1435
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,840
That one's to win Bitcoin.

1436
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,440
More Larry's Autistic Corner.

1437
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,360
He just can't help himself.

1438
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,880
Okay, that's the Bitcoin one.

1439
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:18,320
This next one is to win a million dollars.

1440
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:27,480
I mean, if you really type this in your phone, you're going to get some weird Chinese shit,

1441
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:28,480
some sort of virus.

1442
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,480
Definitely going to get...

1443
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:34,880
Hey, this is a game you could play at home and if you...

1444
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,800
I would advise against doing that.

1445
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,040
You don't want the enemy in your phone.

1446
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,240
I mean, you have TikToks that are already in your phone.

1447
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,320
You could win a million dollars on the Larry and Needle show.

1448
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:47,200
Well, I mean, technically we are a third party in that, right?

1449
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,200
So we kind of gave the numbers out.

1450
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,160
So we should get some sort of skim off of that.

1451
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,160
Well, here's the thing.

1452
00:53:53,160 --> 00:54:00,320
I put out the code and now I guess who would be the first one to scan it would be the one

1453
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,640
to get that one unless they let you do multiple times on one code.

1454
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,640
Okay.

1455
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:06,640
I doubt it.

1456
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,640
Probably.

1457
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:08,920
I don't know how that shit works.

1458
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:09,920
I don't either.

1459
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:10,920
It's way above my pay grade.

1460
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,920
I don't understand QR codes.

1461
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,160
I don't understand.

1462
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,160
So that is...

1463
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,160
Is that the end of the fortune cookie?

1464
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,360
That's fortune cookie 500.

1465
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,160
Oh, thank you, Davison, for the call.

1466
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,680
We have to get our own.

1467
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:30,680
So you never know, there could be a fucking millionaire out there right now.

1468
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,960
Yeah, well, we just, we haven't released a show yet.

1469
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,600
So they can't be right now.

1470
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:36,600
You know what I mean.

1471
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,000
When they see it, when they see it.

1472
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
When they see it?

1473
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Yeah.

1474
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Well.

1475
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Okay.

1476
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Where's my...

1477
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
All right.

1478
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:49,440
We're going to go to Crop Magass soon.

1479
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,000
So I think I'm going to save my list.

1480
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,360
Yeah, we can end it to fuck it.

1481
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,360
We gotta...

1482
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,840
I want to thank Jesus Christ.

1483
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:56,840
Thank you, Jesus.

1484
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,840
Thanks, Jesus.

1485
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:58,840
Thanks, God.

1486
00:54:58,840 --> 00:54:59,840
Thanks, God.

1487
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:00,840
The Holy Spirit.

1488
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,840
Thank you.

1489
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:02,840
Send us some space, weed and coke.

1490
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,720
Hey, Alex, my nephew.

1491
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:05,720
Thanks, Shorty.

1492
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,280
That was fun yesterday, dude.

1493
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:13,000
Went to my mom's and had pizza and stuff.

1494
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,000
No shirt, Nick.

1495
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Put a shirt on.

1496
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000
Asgola, Stony, Bobby.

1497
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Close.

1498
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Frankie the beard.

1499
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:27,000
He's not waiting to say that, right?

1500
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
No.

1501
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
I'm never knowing what you said.

1502
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
What?

1503
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000
About Bobby.

1504
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Oh.

1505
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Kiki.

1506
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,080
Thanks for the camera, Kiki.

1507
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,080
My dad.

1508
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,280
Man, I love that story.

1509
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,280
Groucho.

1510
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,800
I don't know where Groucho is.

1511
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,800
He's right there on the ground.

1512
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,800
Thank God.

1513
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,800
I love him.

1514
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,800
I feel him.

1515
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Chris.

1516
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,800
Hope you get better, brother.

1517
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,800
Matthew Ross.

1518
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,800
Davey Zodiac.

1519
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,800
Mr. X.

1520
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,800
Mr. X, shout out.

1521
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,800
Georgie.

1522
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:58,800
Yeah, Georgie.

1523
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:03,800
Mary, Harmy, Hilly, Sherry, Jay, Chrissy.

1524
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,800
I'm gonna wrestle, yeah.

1525
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,800
Love you, sir.

1526
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,800
Becky, Tiffany.

1527
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:11,800
And let's not forget.

1528
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,760
Who can we forget later?

1529
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:19,760
Tom Sreclinic, automotive and veterinarian services.

1530
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,760
Services.

1531
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,760
Tom Sreclinic.

1532
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,760
He's the best in town.

1533
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:31,040
If your dog's got, or if your cat's got cat aids and Dr. Fauci's on his way, definitely

1534
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,760
call Tom Sreclinic.

1535
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760
Definitely.

1536
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,760
You don't want Fauci.

1537
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,760
I must have wanted to begin.

1538
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:39,760
Yeah.

1539
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:40,760
You don't want Fauci touching your cat.

1540
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:42,760
You don't want Fauci touching anybody.

1541
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,760
He's like the angel of death.

1542
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,760
He's like the legal Dr. Kivorki.

1543
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:46,760
Yeah, yeah.

1544
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,760
That's all he is.

1545
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:48,760
He really is.

1546
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:53,760
But I mean, does this guy really have that much sway and that much pull?

1547
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,760
He's the head of the S.C.D.C.

1548
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,760
Yeah.

1549
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,760
He was the head of the C.D.C.

1550
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,760
It's like one of Hitler's little guys.

1551
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:06,760
Did Joseph Goebbels really have that much sway and that much pull?

1552
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:07,760
Him?

1553
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:08,760
Yeah, him both of them.

1554
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:09,760
Yeah, he did.

1555
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,760
And it's Fauci.

1556
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:14,760
I don't know if that analogy really works with a scenario.

1557
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:18,760
Fauci's got more power than Biden had.

1558
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,760
Huh?

1559
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,760
Fauci had more power than Biden.

1560
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,760
I don't know about that.

1561
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,760
He did?

1562
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:25,760
No.

1563
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:33,760
I think there's a conglomerate of variables that are pushing Big Joe and dissing it.

1564
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:37,760
A lot easier to control than the president of the United States.

1565
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,760
It's a lot easier to control.

1566
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,760
You can bypass a lot of shit.

1567
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,760
The C.D.C. controls everything.

1568
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:48,760
I just said that it's a lot easier to control that though than the president though.

1569
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,760
The C.D.C. controls the president too.

1570
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,760
They lie to him and tell him what they think and he doesn't know because he's not a doctor.

1571
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,760
If they say shit's gonna get bad, then you have to listen.

1572
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:01,760
Well, not anymore.

1573
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,760
Now we know that they're fucking liars.

1574
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,760
I'm sure at that point in time, if the C.D.C. is like, hey, everybody needs to go inside,

1575
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,760
there's gonna be a chemical weapon used.

1576
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,760
Everybody's gonna go inside.

1577
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:11,760
I wouldn't believe them.

1578
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:16,760
Well, the general majority of the population, how's that?

1579
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,760
People that still, you know, and if you had a family, it'd be different too.

1580
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:27,760
Hopefully Larry and Needles listeners will be smart enough to go outside when they tell you to stay inside.

1581
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,760
Yeah, there you go.

1582
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:29,760
Listen to Larry's advice.

1583
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,760
The government, they say, hey, there's gonna be a chemical weapons attack.

1584
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,760
Please run out there and take a deep breath.

1585
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,760
Run to the public pool.

1586
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:37,760
To a couple of laps.

1587
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,760
That's what I'm gonna do.

1588
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,760
I'll see you down there.

1589
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,760
I'll see, I'll be at your local pool waiting for you.

1590
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,760
Okay, I don't think that's gonna work.

1591
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,760
All right, let's end this thing hot rough.

1592
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,760
All right.

1593
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:59,760
Now I put on my official producer hat.

1594
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,760
Get this shit all straightened up.

1595
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:03,760
You stink.

1596
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,760
Dude, you could suck it.

1597
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,760
Shoot.

1598
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:12,760
I'm sure the people out there already know you're fucking shooting.

1599
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:13,760
You can't even finish it.

1600
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,760
I love when you can't even get your own jokes out.

1601
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,760
Cracking yourself up over there.

1602
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:19,760
Look at you.

1603
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:20,760
Shut your pie.

1604
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:26,760
You're part of it in the corner.

1605
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,760
All right, people.

1606
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,760
Now this is gonna be our theme song.

1607
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:36,760
And I gotta push a couple buttons simultaneously.

1608
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,760
It's really fucking crazy.

1609
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:43,760
Switch my speaker camera.

1610
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,760
We gotta get our logo.

1611
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,760
Here it is.

1612
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:55,760
This is very important too for the YouTube viewers.

1613
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,760
So they could...

1614
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,760
I mean, how long is this gonna take?

1615
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,760
All right, y'all.

1616
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,760
I mean, geez, man, what an outro.

1617
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:03,760
Thanks for tuning in.

1618
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,760
We love you.

1619
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,760
Tell your friends.

1620
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,760
Don't forget.

1621
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,760
Always have a good time.

1622
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:12,760
Peace.

1623
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:31,760
And this is the final thought.