1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Hey everybody welcome to Larry and Needles show 3 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 switch to the other camera 4 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I'm Larry 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 and I'm Needles 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 really glad to be here 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 how you doing today Larry? 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 I'm good 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I'm a fancy fucking suit you got on there 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 I mean Jesus 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Are you going to a baptism or something? 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Baptism by fire baby 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Steve Harvey's 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I'm actually I gotta go do a quick family feud after this 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 That's right Mikey 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 White trash for him 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 We got Kiki with us today 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Hi Kiki 19 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Good buddy of ours 20 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 The third of the Bromuda Triangle 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 The Killbossa Queen 22 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Give me a box of them naked ladies 23 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Oh it's like oh in that hat 24 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 It looks good on you 25 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:07,000 So I was with my kid the other day 26 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 and he's like what's wrong with your arms 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 and I'm like what do you mean what's wrong with my arms 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 and he's like look at there's all these little dots 29 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 and I'm like oh shit 30 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Those are track marks 31 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 No those you know what they are they're fucking 32 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Yeah they're fucking Krav Magak kisses 33 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Oh right 34 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 But where the fingers crack 35 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 That's what I told him 36 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 I was feeling my arm yesterday and I'm like man 37 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 where the hell my like sore like certain spots 38 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 He just looked and it's like the five finger death punch 39 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 And my kid's like oh my god they're all over your arms 40 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 and like you should see Larry 41 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 because he knows Larry and Kiki 42 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 So he's like Jojo did that to you 43 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 He's still a sweet boy 44 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 He doesn't know Larry's mean side 45 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 How he likes to abuse women 46 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 No no 47 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 No I'm joking 48 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 He's never abused a single woman 49 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Just like to wrestle with them 50 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Quite 51 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 And shake the hell out of them 52 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Well that's what they need sometimes 53 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 So I got a new game for us today 54 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Excellent 55 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 We're not going to play yet 56 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 And I got another hate mail which man 57 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Oh man 58 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I don't really 59 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 I mean please send them 60 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Because I love to read them 61 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Hate mail is better than no mail right 62 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 I look at it like this though needles 63 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 If we're getting any kind of 64 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Thanks for joining us without the headphones 65 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 You know I got a listing 66 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I'm the producer 67 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 These people out there 68 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I'm the producer 69 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Ladies and gentlemen our producer 70 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 But I mean any response is a response 71 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 So fuck man 72 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,000 I mean it looks like you got shit out of a sky whale 73 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 I mean you got a fancy to eat up for a Friday 74 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 For a special tonight 75 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 I like it it's cool 76 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I mean you know whatever 77 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 You don't see it 78 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 But he can get away with it 79 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Yeah 80 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 He can still put a choke hold on you 81 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 My wife uh never lets 82 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Very nice 83 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 She's not very nice though 84 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 When I want to wear this suit to a wedding 85 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 She's always like no no no 86 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 You're not wearing that motherfucking red suit 87 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Yeah why would you 88 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 I mean come on man 89 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 You stick out like you're selling 90 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 I don't even know what drugs you're selling 91 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I think you have women or children's underwear 92 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 In pockets 93 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 This is the guy that 94 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 It's like 95 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 In fucking pre-sealed plastic baggies 96 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Oh I mean you didn't have to go that far 97 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 But okay now we know your methods 98 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Yeah 99 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 We'll set up a GoFundMe for when you go to jail 100 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 If it's not Scottish it's crap 101 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 That's right 102 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 But no it's very silly 103 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Larry dressed in 9's first today 104 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 It's pretty nice 105 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 And it's this material like you know 106 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 It's so um 107 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 So artificial that it can't 108 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 I mean I've thrown 109 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I've worn it to gigs 110 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Wadded up in the corner 111 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Of a fucking dressing room 112 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 And things just won't wrinkle 113 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Dude that's how you get China virus 114 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 By wearing stuff like that 115 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Cause that's probably where it's made 116 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Oh yeah 117 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Next thing you know 118 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 I don't know 119 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 It's actually got 120 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 OPP suits 121 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Apple suits 122 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Apple 123 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Apple suits 124 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Look at it's got the liner too 125 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Look at that 126 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Joker liner 127 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 I mean where did you get this from 128 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I got it on line years ago 129 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yeah okay 130 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 I saw it and I'm like 131 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Fuck I'm buying that suit man 132 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 And I used to wear it at 133 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 When I used to play with the mess 134 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 All the time 135 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Oh okay 136 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I mean that's very silly 137 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Yeah 138 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Very very silly 139 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Um so should we get it 140 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 What should we get in at first 141 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 The game or hate mail 142 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 What's the game 143 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Okay so 144 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Woo 145 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 The name of the game is 146 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Guess the race of the case 147 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Okay. 148 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,440 So I'm going to read you a case and I want you to guess their race. 149 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,000 It's pretty simple, eh? 150 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Sounds interesting. 151 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, it's going to be very interesting. 152 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Train load of fortune cookies stolen. 153 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,400 I mean, you never know who that could be. 154 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,400 I know. 155 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,400 All right. 156 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:05,200 Michigan man strangles woman to death with shoelace during ambush, drove body around 157 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,200 in car. 158 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,200 Wait, no, wait, no, is this... 159 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,200 This is a headline. 160 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,200 Are these real headlines? 161 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,240 Yeah, these are real headlines from the news and from the internet. 162 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,240 All right, even better. 163 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,240 Yeah. 164 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,240 All right, let's hear that one again. 165 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:20,680 Michigan man strangled woman to death with shoelace during ambush, drove body around 166 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:21,680 in car. 167 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,640 I mean, there's a lot to take in right there. 168 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,200 So, I mean, first of all, with a shoelace. 169 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,000 I mean, this guy's stealth as hell. 170 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Yeah. 171 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,760 That's a white guy doing some math. 172 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,760 Stephen Freeman, white. 173 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,880 But think about this. 174 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,440 This guy kills a lady with a shoelace. 175 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:44,760 I would have guessed that motherfucker came from Kentucky, not Michigan. 176 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:49,640 The thing is, is that, oh, shit, I forgot to fucking write the one I wanted right now. 177 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,640 It's close. 178 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,840 I just realized that right now. 179 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:57,880 No, no, this guy got into a car accident and then ditched the car and the cops found 180 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,840 the body of a lady in his car. 181 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:00,840 Oh my. 182 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,520 And he ran into the woods and they had to hunt them down in Michigan. 183 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,520 Fuck. 184 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,520 And he was missing a shoelace. 185 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,520 Yeah. 186 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,600 Well, you might have had it out of still. 187 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,200 I mean, getting choked with her, she was in her 60s too. 188 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,840 So, she wasn't like a younger person. 189 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,600 She didn't even need to use the shoelace. 190 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,080 All right, second story. 191 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:19,080 Right? 192 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,600 Guess the race of the case. 193 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,600 All right. 194 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,600 Okay. 195 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,760 Extreme weight loss star Brandy Mallory, 40, was found dead in her car after grabbing 196 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:27,760 Chipolte. 197 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:28,760 Oh, she's white. 198 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,760 This is a real headline. 199 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,760 I mean, come on. 200 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,760 Oh, is that how you want to be remembered? 201 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:32,760 She's a weightlifter. 202 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,760 She's a weightlifter. 203 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,760 Is that how you want to be remembered? 204 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:37,760 She's a weightlifter. 205 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,680 Yeah, she was a weight, extreme weightlost star. 206 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,080 So, she was fat and then, I'm still fat. 207 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,080 I'm still on the TV show. 208 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,080 From the picture, right? 209 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,080 Yeah, okay. 210 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,080 I mean, so she was 1000 pounds. 211 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,080 She was 1000 pounds. 212 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,920 She was a couple of sandwiches over a picnic, if you know what I mean. 213 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:51,920 And she was, run into Chipolte. 214 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,840 I'll read it again. 215 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:59,040 Extreme weightlost star Brandy Mallory, 40, was found dead in her car after grabbing Chipolte. 216 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,640 Well, just by the name, she sounds white. 217 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,640 Okay. 218 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,240 There's two races, I'm guessing. 219 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,800 Well, of course she could be black. 220 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,800 Yeah, well, yes, either it's an ordinary car. 221 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,800 Or Hispanic. 222 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,800 Brandy's a Hispanic name. 223 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,800 Yeah, but Mallory. 224 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,800 Okay. 225 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,800 All right. 226 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,800 And well. 227 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,800 Well, what's your guess then, Larry? 228 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,240 I think she's a white hillbilly chick. 229 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,240 Okay. 230 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,240 And you're sort of kiki? 231 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,240 Yeah, going to Chipolte. 232 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,240 You're both wrong. 233 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,240 She was African-American. 234 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,240 Damn. 235 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,240 She choked on a burrito. 236 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:31,240 I guess the weightlost wasn't working. 237 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,840 Oh, man. 238 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,000 Well, I mean, is that really how you want to be remembered is when they look your name 239 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 up that you died getting to have to get Chipolte? 240 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,280 An extreme loss. 241 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,040 She was a big girl in the picture. 242 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,040 Yeah. 243 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,040 You know they're a big girl and they fit in over half the picture size. 244 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,040 Here's the thing though. 245 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,240 Sometimes they lose weight and then gain it right fucking back. 246 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,040 Well, or they get stomach shit or they, you know what I mean? 247 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,040 Osempic. 248 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,360 Well, dude, do you ever see that doctor, the guy with the glasses, that he deals with all 249 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,360 the fatties and he does the stomach stapling? 250 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,080 Is that the 600-pound life guy? 251 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,080 Yeah. 252 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,080 And he's like. 253 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,080 I think you just said you had anything right there. 254 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,080 I really think you know what I was talking about. 255 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,080 While he was dealing with 600-pounders. 256 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,580 Yeah, I'm just saying. 257 00:08:10,580 --> 00:08:12,760 I love there's a lot of clips from that video. 258 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:13,760 Fucking patronizing me. 259 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:18,200 And these girls, like, these people are like, I just, I don't know what the hell was she 260 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,200 saying. 261 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,200 She can't stop eating? 262 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,200 Probably. 263 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,920 I don't know how I'm gaining weight. 264 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,240 And he's just like, he doesn't let anything slide. 265 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,240 He's like, oh, he's harder than that. 266 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,240 He's like, listen here, fatty. 267 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,240 You know what I mean? 268 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:34,520 And the problem is, the problem is, is what happens is when they lose all the weight, 269 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,520 now they got all that skin. 270 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,020 And then they got to get rid of that skin. 271 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:40,960 That's what always confused me about fatt people and skinny people. 272 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:45,480 They call fatt people, they call skinny people skinny, but really a fatt person has a lot 273 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,480 more skin. 274 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,480 They should be called skinny. 275 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,480 Because they're skinny. 276 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,480 I think skinny means less than skin. 277 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,160 But I know, but isn't that odd how that is? 278 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,160 It should come in. 279 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,160 Not really. 280 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,160 I agree with what you just said. 281 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,160 I just don't, I'm going to be honest with you. 282 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:06,440 I was out the other day and I had noticed the majority of the people in the area that 283 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,160 I was around were overweight. 284 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,160 No, that's the American way. 285 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,160 I mean, no, no, I'm just saying, but I'm just saying. 286 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,160 Country's turning into a diet diet. 287 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,160 It's not even in America. 288 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,160 There's fatt people in Canada, but I'm just saying. 289 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,080 That's North America still. 290 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,840 America needs to pack that. 291 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:26,440 But I'm just saying that when you look at the ratio nowadays, like, okay, I was in a 292 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:31,720 Walmart going to get some shit and I was like, oh man, I mean, even the kids were fat. 293 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,720 In Amsterdam, everybody's on Red Eskiles. 294 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:34,720 Germany, no one was fat. 295 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,720 Can't even get ice in Amsterdam. 296 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,520 South America, no one was fat. 297 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,600 Yeah, because there's a third world country. 298 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,000 England, no one was fat. 299 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,120 And, you know, Germany and South America. 300 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,120 Didn't have South America, but. 301 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,440 And the South American ain't fucking third world. 302 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,600 No, I said them already first. 303 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,160 I said Amsterdam, everyone was skinny. 304 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,560 They said South America and I said something about something. 305 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:52,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 306 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,040 I said South America after that. 307 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,840 Well, if you go, you're up a lot of different places. 308 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,000 You watch the tape and I'll fucking rub it in your mouth. 309 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Man, I will fucking choke you right in front of Kiki, you bitch. 310 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Dude. 311 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Dude. 312 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,200 If you go down to Mexico, you go to Mexican Costco. 313 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,880 You'll see like frosted flakes and all like different cereals. 314 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,280 They won't allow any cartoon pictures on there. 315 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,280 No shit. 316 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,280 It's not pandering to children. 317 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,640 Yeah, it has warnings on there that this is high sugar. 318 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,920 It has a picture of a guy with a missing leg. 319 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,920 Yeah. 320 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,920 On the cover instead of totally tired. 321 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,920 He got Wilford Brimley and then another guy with diabetes. 322 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,000 And then that for a catheter on the back of the motherfucker. 323 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,680 Hey, can't get a lighter layering. 324 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,680 This is America. 325 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:30,680 Thanks, Bubbs. 326 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:31,680 Just all into one here. 327 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,320 Did you ever see those big sisters, the real fat sisters? 328 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,680 Yeah, the 600 pound fucking, that's all he's talking about. 329 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,800 I might have been like a thousand pounders, but I remember them talking to a nutritionist 330 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,640 and they're like, well, we grew up. 331 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:48,000 If we had a sugar, our mom said if we drank a diet soda, it would cancel out a sugar. 332 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Oh, fuck man. 333 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,800 Well, I mean, that's just real redneck fucking shit. 334 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:54,040 Yeah, but the doctor's like, yeah, that's not how it works. 335 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,640 That's a redneck doctor telling you. 336 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,640 That's a doctor, Nick. 337 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,640 If you rub it on the window. 338 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,640 The grease. 339 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,640 I'll never forget it. 340 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:04,640 You guys want to hear a doctor's story. 341 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,800 This is my grandfather now. 342 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,160 This is my dad's dad. 343 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,160 Oh, right. 344 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:14,320 Before you say this, my uncle was 700 pounds and they had to cut the roof out of the fucking 345 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,480 house to get him out. 346 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,760 And this was back when I was like early, late 80s, early 90s. 347 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,760 So that was the thing. 348 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,760 Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you. 349 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,760 But look at that. 350 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,760 That worked out perfect. 351 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,760 He was an OG fatty. 352 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,760 Yeah. 353 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:27,760 That was like the first figure out how. 354 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,760 Oh, dude, he was a drunk. 355 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,800 He came to a family party once and he pissed in the pantry. 356 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,800 He was so hammered. 357 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,800 Oh, man. 358 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,800 And he was such a big guy. 359 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:40,040 I remember my uncles, four of them that were fucking old school guy. 360 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,040 You know what I mean? 361 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,920 Like they all had construction jobs and they four of them. 362 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,920 They all went to NAM and shit. 363 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,400 Dude, like we were talking about what Sonny was saying, picking up a baby with all the 364 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,400 dead weight. 365 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,400 You know what I mean? 366 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,400 They got a guy up. 367 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,440 They had to use a crane to pick this motherfucker out of the house. 368 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,440 Oh, wow. 369 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,440 Shit, dude. 370 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,440 I remember. 371 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,440 My grandpa was speaking to doctors. 372 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,440 Fucking R.E.P. 373 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,440 Back for a move to there. 374 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:01,440 Uncle Donny. 375 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,440 I'll tell you about my uncle Donny after that. 376 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,440 I guess Uncle Donny's a big guy. 377 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,440 I was gonna say, yeah. 378 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:12,960 But anyway, my grandfather's like, yeah, now this is Christmas day. 379 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,960 Everybody's at the table. 380 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,880 My grandparents, both sides, except for my grandmother because my grandma and grandpa 381 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:23,040 were divorced, cousins, aunts, uncles, and my grandfather turns to me and he's like, 382 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,040 yeah, you know, he's never been. 383 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:28,520 He's never been to the doctor in his life. 384 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,600 Never been to the doctor in his life, not even born in a hospital. 385 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:36,440 And he's like, yeah, one time I got, you know, the clap from this fucking whore. 386 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,040 And I'm like, oh my God. 387 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,240 He's like, I just poured gas on my dick. 388 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,240 I'm like, what? 389 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,240 God, man. 390 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,040 He's like, yeah, everything was fine. 391 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,120 He goes, and then I went and punched the fucking shit out of that bitch. 392 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,120 And I'm like, oh my God. 393 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,560 I don't know if you need to know the second half. 394 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,560 I mean, the story just gets. 395 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:55,720 Then he goes, and then I felt really bad because then I found out it wasn't her fault. 396 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,720 Oh, man. 397 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:00,040 We do not promote domestic violence on this show. 398 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,640 And I don't know why Larry thought this story is relevant. 399 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,440 This was like 19 fucking 30 fucking two. 400 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,440 Does that mean it's all right to hit a woman back then? 401 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,840 I think it was all right back then. 402 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,840 No. 403 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,840 I mean, they gave her a free ice pack when they got married. 404 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:11,840 Oh, here. 405 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,360 It was even before 19th. 406 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,960 It was my, this is like 1920 fucking. 407 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,200 Did the gas cure the VD? 408 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,200 I guess. 409 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,200 First of all, it goes into your grandma's. 410 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,200 It was 19. 411 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,200 19. 412 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,200 Yeah. 413 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,200 The last time the Cubs won the World Series. 414 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,200 Yeah. 415 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,200 My God. 416 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,200 Okay. 417 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,200 That sounds very archaic and fucking. 418 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,200 Oh boy. 419 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,200 I don't know. 420 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,200 All right. 421 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,200 So cheese. 422 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,200 He would just say shit like that. 423 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,200 Come back from that story. 424 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,200 We were talking about doctors. 425 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,200 So now my uncle. 426 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,200 Oh, wait a minute. 427 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,200 My uncle Donny when he was a kid. 428 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,880 He had this fucking eyeball taken out on the spring of a fence. 429 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:50,200 So, so when we would be at weddings and we would be fucking hammered and he was hammered 430 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:54,960 all the time, he'd take out his glass eye and put it in his fucking drink and shit. 431 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,400 I'd be pretty for an ice cube and you could freeze it. 432 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,400 It didn't float. 433 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,400 It went right to the bottom. 434 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,400 We all sprung like glass. 435 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400 It was glass. 436 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,400 I mean, I don't know what else it would be. 437 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,400 That's how they did it. 438 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,400 Fucking eight, man. 439 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,400 They painted the eye. 440 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,600 Uncle Donny was a colorful fucking guy. 441 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600 Yeah. 442 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,600 You got any more crimes? 443 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,600 Yeah. 444 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,200 That's what I'm waiting for. 445 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:22,880 A Nebraska man shot a bald eagle and planned on eating it, finally sentenced. 446 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,880 Fucking illegal immigrant. 447 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,880 A Nebraska man. 448 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,880 No, yeah. 449 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,720 Who's passing through Nebraska? 450 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,880 A Nebraska man shot a bald eagle. 451 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,640 I can't imagine a Nebraska man shooting a bald eagle. 452 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,120 And planned on eating it, finally sentenced. 453 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,640 That's gotta be a white guy. 454 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,640 White guy shooting. 455 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,640 Are you going to talk it out or? 456 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,640 I think it's a white guy. 457 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,640 Well, how you shooting a bald eagle? 458 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,640 You think it's a white guy? 459 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,640 Yeah. 460 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,640 You got a gun. 461 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,640 Or an Indian. 462 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,640 Damn, you were right, Larry. 463 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,120 He was an illegal immigrant at first, man. 464 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,480 Yeah, you know. 465 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,480 Domingo. 466 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,480 I'm sticking with my illegal. 467 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,880 No, you said white guy. 468 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,800 Well, I said he was passing through. 469 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,720 Yeah, but you said an Indian after that. 470 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,720 He said he was not. 471 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,720 He's a Nebraska man. 472 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,480 I'll give you a half a point, you son of a bitch. 473 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,480 I mean, he was pretty. 474 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,480 Don't fucking cheat anymore. 475 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,480 I heard that story before. 476 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,480 You're a fucking cheater. 477 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,480 That's why I'm here. 478 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,480 Oh, well, then why didn't you say something, you liar? 479 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,480 Because then you said I was wrong. 480 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,480 I'm like, wow, another asshole is shooting a fucking bald eagle. 481 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,480 Yeah, I know. 482 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,000 No, Nebraska man would do that. 483 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,480 No woman or child. 484 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,920 And that's why I said nobody from Nebraska would do that. 485 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,920 You shot the eagle, too. 486 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:23,920 It was crazy. 487 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,480 Yeah, because it's the American bird. 488 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,880 Yeah, nobody would do that. 489 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:30,040 It's not no pun intended. 490 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,480 The cardinal rule. 491 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:35,400 Well, okay, all right, we'll go state birds all of a sudden. 492 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,840 I mean, shit the gong when he bombs. 493 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,320 Oh, we got a gong. 494 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,320 Look at this. 495 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,920 Thanks, man, our family and our friends are supporting the hell out of us. 496 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,880 And they're donating shit to us. 497 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:47,880 Wow. 498 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,880 This is for a fortune cookie. 499 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,880 A 500. 500 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:50,880 I gotta do some. 501 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,880 Let's all. 502 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,000 I gotta do some kissing up. 503 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,240 We got a brand new fucking gong. 504 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,080 Dave, we will see how long it let us keep it, but another. 505 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:06,600 And so now until we give it back, we're going to have very special fortune cookie 500. 506 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,840 We're and speaking of that, what do you call a rich Asian? 507 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,840 Larry, what do you call a rich Asian? 508 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,840 Let's see. 509 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,840 Shit, I don't know, man. 510 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,840 Cha-ching. 511 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,840 That is pretty fucking good. 512 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,840 I was very good. 513 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,720 I love that one. 514 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:37,480 Only OK, this isn't a crime, but this is just hilarious because this plays into the political 515 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,840 sphere of what's going on right now. 516 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:47,600 Only fans model, Lila Lewis claims she rated George Santos Dick. 517 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,600 That's it. 518 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:52,680 So only fans model Lila Lewis claims she rated George Santos Dick. 519 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,840 She rated it. 520 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,840 Rated it. 521 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,320 You know, they send pictures of how big it is. 522 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,320 You never heard of this. 523 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,320 Yeah, she's rating. 524 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,320 Yeah, she's rating. 525 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,320 Yeah, she's not. 526 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,320 She didn't rate it like a fact. 527 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,320 George Santos. 528 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,320 Is that the. 529 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,320 That's a guy who just got fucking. 530 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,320 The dude that just got fucking banter. 531 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,320 He's getting. 532 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,320 He's got a power. 533 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,320 But it's just very funny. 534 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,600 He's like the fruitcake guy that dresses up like a girl and. 535 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,480 No, no, that guy killed himself. 536 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,480 No. 537 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,480 Are you kidding me? 538 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,480 No, there was a guy that that happened to me. 539 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,080 I thought George Santos was the guy that lies all the time and everything. 540 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,080 Well, I mean, that's a politician. 541 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,080 Well, no, like this. 542 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,360 I mean, he really lies a lot. 543 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,240 Like they laugh in his face and go, come on, dude. 544 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,240 Come on, Georgie. 545 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,240 What are you doing, boy? 546 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,080 You can't be talking this smack on the floor. 547 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,520 OK, so I'll read it one more time. 548 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,760 Only fans model Lila Lewis. 549 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,480 So we got to guess what race she is. 550 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:43,200 Lila Lewis claims she raided George Santos's dick. 551 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:51,320 OK, so it came out that he was spending contributions from his political campaign to only fans models. 552 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,320 Nice. 553 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,520 OK, and so now I'm tying it together. 554 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,760 Yeah, now I'm tying it together. 555 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,040 Sorry, I should have done that. 556 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:01,080 And he was like shopping at Sephora, getting Botox injections. 557 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,080 In his cock. 558 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,080 No, not in his cock. 559 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,080 I mean, I mean. 560 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,520 You should do that for the show. 561 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,520 You want to get Botox injections? 562 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,520 Botox cocks. 563 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,520 That's what we'll do for one show. 564 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,120 That's going to be funny. 565 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,440 I'll have to ask my wife. 566 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:25,080 OK, so what do you think the race of Lila Lewis was? 567 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,520 Well, I'm going to go three for three in white. 568 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,520 I think she's black. 569 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520 Lila Lewis. 570 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,520 It's a fake name. 571 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,520 Wait, wait, wait. 572 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,520 All right. 573 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,240 George Santos, George Santos. 574 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,240 George Santos. 575 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,120 I'm going, what kind of women does this guy like? 576 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,240 Well, I mean, he's Hispanic, but you never know. 577 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,240 There's so much freakish stuff. 578 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,200 Yeah, but as I say, he's a dirty bird. 579 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,200 What's he doing? 580 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,200 And not only fans. 581 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,200 You know what? 582 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,200 There's a multitude of women. 583 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,760 I'm guessing she's Asian. 584 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,760 OK. 585 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,760 Yeah. 586 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,760 Kiki's final guess? 587 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,760 Asian? 588 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,760 Larry? 589 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,760 I think she's black. 590 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,760 OK. 591 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,840 She's a white, sick girl. 592 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,560 Her titties take up half the picture in the circle. 593 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:06,440 And I look there, man, so Larry's leading with half a point. 594 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,800 I should have won my first guess. 595 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,440 Because he's a cheater, but we won't fucking talk about him. 596 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,440 Fuck you, man. 597 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,440 I got the first one. 598 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,440 Did you get it? 599 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,440 So do we both, man. 600 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,440 Oh, you both did. 601 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,440 OK, so you know he's winning by half a point. 602 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,440 It doesn't matter. 603 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,440 There's no prize. 604 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,040 I just said you're winning, but yesterday there was a kick in the nuts and a choke 605 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,040 by me. 606 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,040 Oh, wow. 607 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,040 I hope I win. 608 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,040 All right. 609 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,040 I got two more, boss. 610 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:30,840 This one's, OK, a little macabre, but just to throw you guys off a little. 611 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:36,720 Metro officer charged with child abuse and domestic violence in Las Vegas. 612 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,520 Metro officer. 613 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,840 So Las Vegas to police police department. 614 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,560 Service man Hispanic. 615 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,480 Metro officer charged with high with child abuse and domestic violence. 616 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,480 He's Hispanic. 617 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,200 I watch enough cops to know that every cop in Vegas is Hispanic. 618 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,200 Yeah, right. 619 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,520 That's a good guess. 620 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,760 I'm going with Larry here. 621 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,360 You're both cheaters and you're right. 622 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,960 Joseph Ortega. 623 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,280 I know my shit. 624 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,280 Yeah. 625 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,560 No, it wasn't pedophilia. 626 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,560 It was child abuse. 627 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,560 Hands of mess. 628 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,840 Jesus, Kiki, put your mind just traveled out of nowhere. 629 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,840 All right. 630 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:12,840 Hopefully. 631 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,840 OK, let's see. 632 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:14,840 This is the last one. 633 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,840 All right. 634 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,840 This is a good game, right? 635 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,840 I like it. 636 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,840 It's very silly. 637 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,840 It kind of fits. 638 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,840 Fucked up people. 639 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,480 And it just goes to show that everybody commits these. 640 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,840 I mean, this is just me looking like at lunch today. 641 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,840 You know what I mean? 642 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840 You know what I mean? 643 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,840 You know what I mean? 644 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,200 I don't normally look at this. 645 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,560 I don't get off on this stuff. 646 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,680 If it's a guy shit on somebody, I'm going to say. 647 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,000 I'm going to say a German guy. 648 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,360 Like McAfee getting shit on through a hammock. 649 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,360 Yeah. 650 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,360 McAfee. 651 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,360 McAfee. 652 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,360 McAfee. 653 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,360 That's my bad. 654 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,000 McAfee was a real freakazoid. 655 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 All right. 656 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,400 Last one, fellas. 657 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:52,400 Oklahoma couple arrested for body slamming sonic employee who mistakenly put jalapenos 658 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400 on their hot dog. 659 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,200 That's a white guy. 660 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,200 No. 661 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,200 No, that's a black guy. 662 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200 That's a brother. 663 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,200 That's a brother. 664 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,200 That's a brother. 665 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,200 Can't even be a sister. 666 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200 Yeah. 667 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200 Yeah. 668 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200 There's a couple, but they're definitely black. 669 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,200 They're black? 670 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,200 Yeah. 671 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,200 Okay. 672 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,200 Okay. 673 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,200 перcus smashing. 674 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,200 Quinteria Simmons. 675 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,200 Yeah. 676 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,200 And Andres Briscoe. 677 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200 No white boys. 678 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,200 Fucking body slamming. 679 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,200 What the fuck they did. 680 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,200 And he drives. 681 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,120 What I thought Oklahoma would throw you guys off. 682 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,120 No, but he drives. 683 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,200 Like, I'm trying here, but you guys are just racist. 684 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,200 We're not racist. 685 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,700 Yeah, it just goes to show how racist you are. 686 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,740 You just know the crime. 687 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:34,380 You know the crimes you know the fucking yeah, well the funny thing is you quoted cops is making 688 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:39,020 Here's the last one you did I watch enough cops. So that's white trash right there 689 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:48,300 I know the Metro PD by name there's a lot of Hernandez is on there. Yeah a lot of Gonzalez 690 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:54,300 Gonzalez is a great story though wait so they both got picked off because there's jalapenos under hotdog 691 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:59,260 Yes, and then he body slammed the guy who was working at the desk 692 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:04,060 He probably didn't you know what I should write right? 693 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,740 This is what I want next 694 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:16,620 What I want next is I want to scream behind us so we can show the pictures of these people because they all have mug shots 695 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,100 And let me tell you these guys 696 00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:22,780 Gonzalez was smiling in his picture 697 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:28,220 Oh, man, he was happy to buy like I mean, oh man, I gotta show you these pictures. You know, I guarantee there's footage of this 698 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:34,220 Shit. Oh, yeah, there's cameras and shit, but they don't release that kind of stuff which is crazy. Well, something depends on how 699 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,940 um TMZ, baby 700 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,100 Okay, so I don't know if that's oh 701 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:45,180 Last one. Okay last one. I like this game. I forgot. Thank you. Ki-Ki 702 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:47,580 I do too 703 00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:55,500 Makes me feel better. Kentucky mom charged with murdering two sons appears bored as court hears horrific new details about shootings 704 00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,140 Oh, man 705 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,180 I knew see I this is the stumper 706 00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:08,300 Yeah, it is it really is because there's no other it's gotta be like a man 707 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,100 I'm very proud of myself right now 708 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,340 Everyone's really making me 709 00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:19,340 Man, he sighed when I read it. Oh man. There's nothing though. I don't think a white mom 710 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:24,460 She would maybe beat her kid to death or drown the motherfucker, but I don't think she would shoot him 711 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:29,820 Yeah, I think she's yeah, you guys can fucking talk the shit out. You know what I mean? 712 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:36,300 Like I don't think the white mom would shoot the kids. Okay. I mean this talking about like shoot the husband, maybe 713 00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:42,460 Oh, but not the kid. Oh shit. My bad. He beat the kids in a rage though. Or fucking slam your head off 714 00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:45,340 We'll read it again. I'm trying to think of Kentucky mom 715 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,620 Charge with murdering two sons 716 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:54,060 Appears bored as court hears horrific new details after shootings 717 00:23:56,220 --> 00:24:01,020 It's a tough one. That's a meth head. Hmm. Okay. I mean this you guys got to talk this out 718 00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:03,980 I mean you had a good thing going. Yeah, I know 719 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:11,100 No, I like your logic. I don't think a white mama would fucking shoot her baby. Okay. Well, what's your answer? 720 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:17,660 I mean, she's black. Yeah, okay. I think Larry's got this one. Larry's he's got a well. Yes or no. What's your answer? 721 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:25,340 Okay, so you're both saying black. You're both wrong. Okay. She was white. Okay, but her kids were black. So it's a hate crime 722 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:36,620 But isn't that the crazy isn't that the craziest headline she appears bored in court 723 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:42,060 The mom was racist against her own kids. She was a cutie patootie and then they showed her with the kids and I was like 724 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:49,260 Hey, I got some real quick. That was a good game though. Yeah, okay. All right. I like that 725 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:52,540 This isn't Larry's autistic corner. I just want to it always is 726 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:57,340 Larry's autistic corner when you start showing stuff. You ever you ever know 727 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,580 Okay, it's not 728 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:07,340 Larry's autistic corner, but I switched to the autistic camera so everybody can be closer to me while I show my things and listen 729 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:10,380 Hey, no, check it out. I hate for our 730 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:17,260 Audio listeners because some people listen to it. They don't have the visual. Okay. So now I'm gonna tell them what you're doing 731 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:22,940 You're fucking up. This is a case. My brother gave me this case. What kind of case is it? It's like a little uh 732 00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:26,940 Like a cigarette case. It's a tampon case. It looks like a harmonica 733 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:32,140 It's a little longer than a cigarette case and it says royal flush on it 734 00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:38,300 And if you could see this and if you can't see it, I'll tell you the fucking logo looks just like 735 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:42,300 What the bc boys got their grand royal logo from 736 00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:45,500 Look from they got the cards and the same 737 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:49,100 And then my brother gives me this for christmas 738 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:54,620 You could keep you could keep joints in here and shit and I'm like, oh, yeah 739 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:59,820 Speaking about that. Where's the joint at? Okay. Listen, shut the fuck up. Oh, if you saw a new year's day 740 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:04,620 That's why I do it the day after or like two days after he gives me this thing for christmas 741 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:08,780 He goes to me, you know, I don't know why you smoke pot and I'm like, dude 742 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:15,180 You just gave me a join holder two fucking days ago. He didn't mean it is a joint. Look at this fucking joint that I had in there though 743 00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:21,420 Okay, Larry, come on Jesus man. You're getting real autistic real quick. That's two papers together, man 744 00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:25,500 That is a nice thing. Thanks Larry. Let's get that thing and get this I thought it was a harmonica at first 745 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:31,660 So my brother gives me some pot paraphernalia for christmas and then three days later tells me to first of all 746 00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:36,460 He didn't think it was pot paraphernalia. Yes. You know, he told me you could put joints in here 747 00:26:36,540 --> 00:26:41,820 Oh, well, he's asking me for a bong. I'm giving him a bong and everything on christmas day 748 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:45,820 Two days later. I'm like using the bong. He's like, no, I quit smoking weed that 749 00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:51,900 I will give it back. What the fuck no, it's all right. Yeah. I mean, what's he putting flowers in it? 750 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:56,380 He fluctuates back and forth. You know how he is. I'm looking at that joint, dude 751 00:26:57,660 --> 00:27:03,020 Is there a filter in the middle? No, I put two papers together. Oh, so it looks like there's a filter in the middle 752 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,020 Smell it, fucker 753 00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:13,340 Show your fucking monkey hand next to it. That's what you should do for size 754 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:18,940 My hand? Oh come on sit down in my tent. I think this is my hand 755 00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:20,940 All right 756 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,140 My hand 757 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,140 Very nice 758 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:28,940 So artistic, he can't if you say that just say it every once in a while my wife and he has a say 759 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:29,740 Very nice 760 00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:31,740 Yes, he can't, yeah that's his dick 761 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:34,940 And we found it 762 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,340 Amazing Kiki 763 00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:39,500 So I told Mark I go, hey Mark man 764 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:45,580 I showed him the girl with the Tourette's and then I said I told Kiki and Needle said you have Tourette's too 765 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:50,860 Yeah, yeah, I know I do. Why'd you do that? And I go they thought it was cool 766 00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:59,180 Dude, I seriously, I kind of have been in love with that chick. I love her too. I mean she come we already talked about this 767 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:04,620 She's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for forgetting the fucking joints Kiki. I mean Jesus man 768 00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:10,220 You said that the last time too my short-term memory shot. Oh man 769 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:17,900 Sit nice joint Larry. Thank you very much. All right, perfect and not hold her too. Yeah 770 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:26,140 So should we read the hate mail right now? Yeah, we could man 771 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:30,060 It's always exciting. Yeah, we need an intro for this but 772 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:33,100 Don't it that that that I hate mail 773 00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:37,260 That's it you need like a hardcore 774 00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:39,740 Don't it that don't it don't it don't it don't 775 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:42,860 Wait, let me go. I look good. There we go. That's some 776 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:48,060 Yeah, okay, so then the then the then the then it the then the then the then the then the then the then the then the then the then the then 777 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,060 Needles is always getting the hate mail 778 00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:55,900 Well, I'm gonna read it. He's reading it and that we're both always directing it. They hate us both. Yeah, they really do hate us both 779 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,900 They call this drug addicts the last 780 00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,900 I 781 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:03,340 Mean we're only smoking weedies. I think we're shooting dope in front of the camera 782 00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:06,220 No, or behind the camera for that man 783 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:08,780 Blown coke and Larry's ass 784 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,140 Wow 785 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:12,140 That might be on video somewhere, but 786 00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:16,700 This comes from a person that had Wakanda forever in their name 787 00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:25,420 We need like the middle name was Wakanda forever. Well, you know what that means, right? No, it was a black superhero movie 788 00:29:25,420 --> 00:29:31,740 Oh, no, yeah, we talked about um white. I said white lives matter last week 789 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:36,060 Oh boy, but but I said all lives matter also, but like a 790 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:40,060 Relangelo. See this is the time we check the temperature 791 00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:45,820 There's a little hand out of nowhere 792 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,500 Remember you're on camera kiddo 793 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,260 And you're not on candid camera. All right, so 794 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:57,420 So I can't give the socials out, but I tried to follow this lady and she already blocked us 795 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,300 So 796 00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:01,820 How dare you say black lives don't matter which I never did say no 797 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:05,740 I never said that we're saying when did white lives stop matter? 798 00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:08,300 And that's what I that's what my little rant was about 799 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:14,060 And I said that any child should not die in the way that kid that in oh, Las Vegas that got killed. Yeah 800 00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,500 Did you read about that? 801 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,500 We were talking about 802 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:22,060 You gotta trim that shit dude. Oh my god 803 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:24,060 Jesus 804 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:30,860 Yeah, that's why I can't hear anything. Okay, so how dare you say black lives no matter which we already said 805 00:30:31,020 --> 00:30:38,220 I'll reiterate we never said that this podcast spews racism and hate. I mean open your ears jackass. Okay. I mean 806 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:41,020 She's got a point 807 00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:43,020 So far 808 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:56,300 So this podcast spews racism and hate I mean, what's your point bitch you should be ashamed of yourself 809 00:30:56,620 --> 00:31:01,740 I love that when people tell me that I mean, you know, I'm just gonna blush from a random comment 810 00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:04,540 sweetie 811 00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:06,460 If you think this would embarrass me 812 00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:14,300 Yeah, first of all you white idiots are the problem with this country entitled and stupid 813 00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:16,860 Gus the race 814 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:20,380 Of her 815 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:24,220 Well, he already missed a joke that was but you missed a joke about two minutes ago 816 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:30,540 What kind of forever? Yeah, but yeah, but he was just oh you're ready. Okay, so you say yeah 817 00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:34,380 Yeah, I mean yeah, we already okay, so I'm sorry. I that went over my head 818 00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:36,940 But that is very I thought Mary was I mean that's 819 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:39,900 That's just dragon my fucking 820 00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:42,540 I'm just going full circle with it. Okay, so 821 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:48,780 Wow, she didn't yeah, she was just first of okay. I mean come on here. I believe she even watched you 822 00:31:49,020 --> 00:31:51,020 Be ashamed of myself 823 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:54,700 For I know that's a funny thing. Thank you for listening like follow subscribe 824 00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:59,260 Yeah, thank you. What kind of I mean, we're getting ready to we love you, honey. We're getting 825 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:04,780 We're getting ready to start doing clips soon, so we got a good one for you 826 00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:10,300 All right, so first of all you white idiots are the problem with this country entitled and stupid 827 00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:14,700 I mean she's got another point right there stupid. I mean, yeah, I'm not entitled 828 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:19,660 I know you're entitled to everything later. You're a white person right? I mean look at you have that suit on 829 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:24,540 I mean it looks like you have nice ladies in your stable upstairs. It's fucking entitled to them 830 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:27,020 Entitled to be a pimp 831 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:29,020 So 832 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:32,220 But someone's got to do it either a pimp or a bathroom attendant 833 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:35,340 I like a mint, sir 834 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,180 cigarettes 835 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:38,540 cologne 836 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:43,420 I don't know where she gets any of that shit from well from listening to us. No, that's what she gets it from 837 00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:46,940 I mean, she just didn't come up with that. I don't know. She's watching this show 838 00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:53,100 Yeah, but like I said, she listened long enough. So we get we that generates towards our views. So thank you very much 839 00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:55,660 Um, it's one number 840 00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:58,380 All right, so you I did well she 841 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:04,940 You're working on it. You guys are working on it. Hey, listen, we love everybody. Keep watching. I mean, you know, you'll see 842 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:11,580 You'll see us progress as human beings and they're all yeah, I mean larry did not I mean larry only said he likes to hit women tonight 843 00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:13,820 Yeah, you'll see us to generate 844 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:21,340 You'll see us to generate his people over time. Just just stay with us. Okay, so and there's an Asian corner coming up too 845 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:23,340 So maybe oh, yeah 846 00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:27,740 A lot of blacks have been the flitzy racist towards everyone. No, I'm just joking. We're not 847 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:32,780 First of all, you white idiots are the problem with this country entitled and stupid. Okay 848 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,500 L sharpen and jesse jackson 849 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:40,300 Which I made fun of last week because I said I wanted to be the white l sharp then and go to all these when they kill white 850 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:43,340 People that I'm gonna start doing it. I'll be the lawyer. You won't dare 851 00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:46,780 Oh my god 852 00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:51,900 You are gonna be the lawyer because you don't have any law experience. I don't know what help 853 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:55,020 Yeah, I mean you show up in a white beater in court 854 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,500 This isn't going good 855 00:33:57,820 --> 00:33:59,820 No bowtie 856 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,620 White gloves 857 00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:10,060 Like a chip and they hurry up. I gotta get to the club if the glove does not fit you must acquit dude. Okay, so 858 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:16,540 L sharp didn't and jesse jackson have done more for the black community 859 00:34:17,420 --> 00:34:19,420 than any white person ever has 860 00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:23,420 I mean, I don't know if that's true. You know, you know, donald trump actually 861 00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:28,380 Gave the rainbow coalition, which is jesse jackson's 862 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:35,660 Yeah, like the NAACP controls. Well, he gave him um, or no, I'm sorry office in trump towers. Yeah rent free 863 00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:40,620 Oh, yeah, of course they did we talked about how jesse jackson was. Why are you switching back and forth? 864 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:46,300 I don't like that. I'm just toying around. Okay. Don't toy around. Hey, we got two cameras people out there. Yeah, they know that 865 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:49,500 They know that if they watch all right. This son of a bitch, man 866 00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:55,260 And we already talked about how jesse jackson was involved in the MLK. Yeah shooting. Yeah, he was an FBI fucking 867 00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:59,260 Yeah, I believe it. You need one of those. Oh, should I probably shouldn't have said this? 868 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:02,300 You probably shouldn't have said those two words in the same sentence. All right 869 00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:06,620 I'm this man. I might and uh, I think there's a mic over there and uh 870 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:11,660 I'm throwing my voice. Oh my god. He's the n-word 871 00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:18,540 I should dang it groucho calm down him a mic. He said what I should give no, you shouldn't give a puppet a mic 872 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:20,620 He's have too many white claws already 873 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,860 So then uh, where did we leave off? Okay, so 874 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:30,620 L sharp and jesse jackson have done more for the black community than any white look at the thing foamed again, Larry 875 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:36,220 Holy shit. We bought it. I bought a 12 pack of pbr today and every one that I open up keeps on foaming 876 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:39,580 I'm surprised. I bet you if I did that one 877 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,140 He said no one in the same sentence 878 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:46,780 I wonder why it's moment 879 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:51,820 But okay, so I told you to get hams motherfucker. They still make that. Yeah, they do actually. Yeah 880 00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:56,780 Dude, I like my dad would deal peel offs. Oh, yeah, shoot him at each other. He was smart 881 00:35:57,340 --> 00:35:58,620 Okay, so 882 00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:02,860 L sharp and jesse jackson have done more for the black community than any white person ever 883 00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:08,380 I am reporting this channel for hate speech to who while I do to youtube 884 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:17,820 So they could get our channel blocked. You know as I just checked an hour ago. It's still up. So well, you should thank you very much for 885 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:20,700 Here's the other thing 886 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:23,100 It's plainly what plainly 887 00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:28,700 Yeah, it's it was plain to do is no hate and we're just joking around fuck her man 888 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:34,380 She didn't she didn't mention anything about misogyny and she could fucking blow me 889 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:39,100 Five minutes before Larry 890 00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:54,780 Because we love him we'll read them all out and I'm not gonna shout you out, but if you know who you are 891 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:58,780 Miss Jones 892 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:07,340 Okay, here we go your sharp racist tongue is hurting the black community you drug addict should be the same 893 00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:16,940 I mean, I'm very sorry. I don't be I'm not a hateful person 894 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:22,940 She probably lives next door doesn't this stuff is just fodder for the masses, you know what I mean like 895 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:31,020 Well, here's the thing very much for taking time out of your day to leave us a bad comment. Yeah, you know what I mean like I love it 896 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:35,580 It's very funny when people trash us and I have to read about them trashy 897 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:40,460 Keep them coming. These guys don't even realize we got some leery and needles news 898 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:43,420 We are gonna play 899 00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:45,180 Oh, yeah 900 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:49,500 I'm gonna do I don't know what needles is gonna. No, we are gonna do our first live podcast 901 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:53,260 I'm gonna do a live podcast. No, wait. Don't diminish that with your fucking 902 00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:57,500 Did you hear what he did? He's like, yeah, we're gonna do a live podcast. We're doing our first live 903 00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:05,420 Wait, we're doing a live podcast from I get that later. Yeah, we're doing a podcast from on location, which is really cool 904 00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:10,540 We're gonna do it at this guitar shop. Okay, but the other thing that's really attached to a bar 905 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:14,140 Which is attached to a bar and that night they're having an open mic 906 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:18,540 And I'm gonna get up there and I got a fucking comedy set worked out 907 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:21,340 That's gonna be good and needles is gonna get up there too if he wants 908 00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:26,300 We can go up there together and do a little thing if he wants if you how about I put my hand in your ass and you'll be my dummy 909 00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:27,420 Okay 910 00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,540 We could do that 911 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:34,300 But I know this motherfucker's gonna get up there and freeze because if it's got you know a room full of people 912 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:39,420 He's just not mother fucker idea with mexicans with knives every day. You think I'm gonna freeze on the stage 913 00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:42,780 I mean, come on, dude. Okay. Well, just so you know 914 00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:46,220 Needles may really stick his hand up there because those are assless 915 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:48,220 Yeah, well, there's 916 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:50,860 Not assless 917 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:54,060 Sipper that goes all around convention in town and even Vienna beef 918 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:58,220 That's what I get him 919 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:06,380 Is he is he original folks? Thank you very much. All right, so Larry ate the enemy's food the other day 920 00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:09,180 And here we go 921 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:13,100 Our new edition you can hit it as many times as you want kiki 922 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,100 Uh 923 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:19,340 Fortune cookie a five hundred do it again. Yeah, hit it again 924 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:27,180 Fuck you. We gotta go on sucker. One more time for one more time for fortune cookie 500 fortune cookie bite 925 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,020 Once more than it was a cross 926 00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:36,780 Okay, Larry's going through his artistic box fortune cookie 500 927 00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:44,460 Yeah, this was my fortune yesterday. I went to I went to this place. I'm gonna say the I'm gonna say the fucking name of the place 928 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,940 Because you know what it sucked 929 00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:50,700 It was fucking terrible. I bet you your fortune says azt will not work on your age 930 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:56,140 Too late for you around I 931 00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,220 You go die 932 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:06,060 So it was so bad now me and my wife man. We're fucking high rollers and shit 933 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:09,820 You can probably tell by the shoes. Yeah, and uh 934 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:13,100 This is the first time 935 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:19,580 In my life, I didn't tip someone. I looked at mary. I'm like, this is fucking terrible 936 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,700 I'm like, are we gonna tip this fucking con and she's like 937 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:29,820 No, we're never coming back here. Why why should we and I'm like, wow if mary says it dude, you notice 938 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:33,900 That's not her way. Yeah, but you should still tip was she that bad of a waitress terrible 939 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:37,900 Wait was the food there was like mad that we were there. This was called man 940 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:41,340 We're in beast. You should have fucking got up and showed them some moves and maybe they were 941 00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:44,460 It was 942 00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:48,140 Dude the fucking guy sitting at the bar that looked like a 943 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:54,140 Droughty was the fucking seven not yet black belt or something. Yeah, you probably that'd be great though 944 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:56,380 Wait, wait, isn't this a place you frequent it? 945 00:40:57,020 --> 00:41:01,340 Well, I haven't been there in like three years now four years. So no, he hasn't frequented a lot 946 00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:05,500 He could have just said that but here's the thing. What's the thing? They used to have a gong like this 947 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:12,060 But it was more authentic from china thinner material had a microphone in and I used to fucking whack it on the way in 948 00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:15,100 And on the way out. He's not talking about the gong kee-kee 949 00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:17,820 And so listen 950 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:23,260 The lady would go, uh, you only want to have a ring gong. You only want to have a bang gong 951 00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:27,340 And so she laughs she would laugh every time I came in 952 00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:33,660 And she liked it and so I figured oh, I'm gonna go get the gong from this bitch for our fucking bitch 953 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,860 And then and they switched owners man 954 00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:41,980 She sold the joint and now the new people the fucking food sock used to be great 955 00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:47,820 But they're real nice and friendly now the fucking lady is a cunt the food is terrible 956 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:53,740 When they were when we ordered now she's got rice in her veg. Dude. Yeah uncooked 957 00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:59,580 And fucking when she was in the back door in my order she was like screaming at the go 958 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:06,780 Oh, they were talking holy fuck dude. Nah, she was like yelling at maybe it's a human trafficking 959 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:09,820 She was a bad man. Did you think the new carts were a rub and tug place? 960 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,300 Because give it over here 961 00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:16,620 And don't you touch it? 962 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:22,460 I don't know man. This is I would this is what I would get joined cause with this bitch 963 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:24,460 Hold on 964 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:30,700 100 oh, yeah, wait, let me get the joint because I need it. I mean I want to get the ambient 965 00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:35,420 But you just won't got the numbers. We're doing of course. Yes. Yes. I gotta advertise 966 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:42,940 On the back you could win a million dollars if you scan this new one Larry. Yeah, she bet that's a very good color 967 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,500 It's a virus. I know 968 00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:51,260 Hey, we win I'll split with you, but we'll scan it with your phone 969 00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:56,540 Yeah, no the enemy is already watching us. I mean you brought them down into the lab a couple times already 970 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:59,820 This whole house is run by Chinese. When did I bring him in the China comms? 971 00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:04,220 Do what what do you mean when they have 5g shit you wore it was made in China? 972 00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:06,860 Please don't tell me you had it on 973 00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:13,980 Oh, kiki move away from him. It's even another enemy. We talked about this. It's still an enemy 974 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,460 No, that's a white guy making that shit. Yeah 975 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,780 That's a white guy. Yeah 976 00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,780 I'm not gonna mention 977 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:24,780 No, he gets it from a guy from China. That's what they're Japanese 978 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:28,780 What's the what's the what's the fortune? I'm lighting it. No you didn't light it man 979 00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:34,060 All right, let's hear the fortune. I'm fucking fanook man. Holy Christ. You're a fanook. All right, listen 980 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:40,780 I'm gonna start joining what kind of this hate out. This is a this is a fortune directly for the fucking Larry and Needle show 981 00:43:40,780 --> 00:43:42,780 How about this a fortune is like that joint 982 00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:44,780 And then pass it over here 983 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:51,100 Yeah, go man. I will fucking attack you. Those are fighting words. Yeah, I know see. Thank you kiki. Yeah 984 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:55,980 I know if this fucking fanook thinks he's gonna get up on me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh 985 00:43:56,700 --> 00:44:00,380 I like that you had a girl faking you for choking her out. Oh 986 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:05,900 A merry lady know us man. That is a funny story we should tell 987 00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:10,220 So this is a fortune. Oh, okay. So we'll hold it afterwards 988 00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:13,500 Yeah, I'm a fucking man. Now Larry wants to do business 989 00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:16,060 What's the cookie for 100? 990 00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:23,260 Don't be hasty now this is directly towards us the new show 991 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:27,020 Maybe and all of you out there 992 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:29,900 Don't be hasty 993 00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:32,460 Prosperity will knock on your door soon 994 00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:37,420 Okay, let's break this down. So we're gonna get money knocking on the door 995 00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:42,380 No, it's gonna be the government with guns. That's what it's gonna be. That's not prosperity 996 00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:45,980 Well, yeah, it is because they're gonna tell you to go to a camp and you'll have a better life 997 00:44:47,100 --> 00:44:52,700 Is it true? I don't think the life will be better at the camp. Is it better life at the camp? Yeah, no, it's not sure 998 00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:57,420 You get all the gruel you want dude suntans. Come on man. I don't have to work in here 999 00:44:57,420 --> 00:45:02,540 I got a chance to win a million dollars here. You guys will- Okay, wait a second. Read that again. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you 1000 00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:05,260 Don't be hasty 1001 00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:08,380 Prosperity will knock on your door soon 1002 00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:14,620 Now I'll read it in Chinese ready? Oh really? Yeah, don't be hasty 1003 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:21,180 I really thought they had the conversion to Chinese 1004 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,740 That would've been bad because some of them do 1005 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:28,300 Okay, so don't be hasty 1006 00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:33,820 Man, lately Larry people that you know, they don't have fortunes in China, right? 1007 00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:38,460 Do you remember back in the day? American shit. We had general so's in our fucking China 1008 00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:41,580 Oh, I'm not stupid. We give them fortune and lots of sugar 1009 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:49,020 Yeah, the episode that we learned the Chinese word. Do you remember it? Huh the Chinese word from last week? 1010 00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:51,420 What was it medicine? 1011 00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:53,420 What is it? Oh 1012 00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:57,980 You remember no, I said it was yo. I said it was y a o 1013 00:45:57,980 --> 00:46:03,260 No, I said it's y a o or y a o and you said I don't think it's y a o 1014 00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:11,740 No, it was fentanyl. It's like yow yow yow. That's medicine. All right. So what are the lucky numbers? 1015 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:18,540 The lucky numbers are no wait a second tell this claimer. Yeah fucking wins anything from this. We will hunt you down 1016 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:23,100 Yeah, we're listening. We have your addresses. You you use these numbers and win money 1017 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:30,220 You owe us motherfucker. Yeah, if you want to make you use them you're doing here we go percent per plus travel expenses 1018 00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:32,700 two 1019 00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:33,900 number two 1020 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:35,820 five number five 1021 00:46:35,820 --> 00:46:37,820 nine lucky number nine 1022 00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:39,100 12 1023 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:44,300 Don't like that number 19. That's what she said she was and 32 1024 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:54,460 Don't want to deal with that busted catch two five nine 12 19 and 32. All right. Well, those are the larian needles 1025 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:57,020 fortune 500 numbers 1026 00:46:57,580 --> 00:46:59,580 momma son 1027 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:05,660 Thank you. You play those numbers and you win you owe us money. Please don't make us come at you 1028 00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:08,060 Just don't 1029 00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:10,940 Yeah 1030 00:47:10,940 --> 00:47:15,900 I'm gonna come with my assless chaps and you're gonna have to kiss me where there's no material 1031 00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:19,820 That's his mouth 1032 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,660 His joke stinks laugh it up buddy 1033 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:36,620 Oh now he's trying to distract you 1034 00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:39,340 I mean, it's a dumb 1035 00:47:40,860 --> 00:47:42,860 I love it 1036 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,860 The best thing ever 1037 00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:53,580 Dude, no one wants to fucking tune in and watch you laugh at your own dumb shit. It ain't even funny 1038 00:47:54,460 --> 00:47:57,020 It seriously ain't even funny. Thanks Larry 1039 00:47:57,980 --> 00:48:00,460 I mean coming from a comedian telling by that suit 1040 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:06,460 I mean like real joke over there 1041 00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:10,060 Anyways, no, anyway, any who? 1042 00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:13,740 Oh, how about the dude and callie that shot those guys 1043 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:18,460 That tried to rob him and they took his gun fucking permit away man. He's concealed carry 1044 00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:23,100 Dude, look at that son. That's why I left that fucking place man taking our guns man 1045 00:48:24,060 --> 00:48:29,500 Starting I mean literally it's a fucking news story. It was on camera. He was walking into his house 1046 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,500 Came from the gym came for yeah, and then 1047 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:38,460 People came to rob him. He went shot off his gun at the people trying to attack him. Yeah, they had guns out 1048 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,540 Yeah, I mean they were threatening his life 1049 00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:45,100 He did it as a responsible gun owner. He did the right thing in Los Angeles county took his con 1050 00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:48,220 He had concealed carry permit. Larry. I'll hit that it was legal 1051 00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:54,380 And the Los Angeles county took his concealed carry permit away. Yeah, which is I mean tells you everything 1052 00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:58,140 That's your second amendment rights just being fucking taken away because you defended yourself 1053 00:48:58,140 --> 00:49:02,300 It's not like he fired into a crowd. No like a lot of people do 1054 00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:09,100 You know what I mean? A lot of grease in his hair dude. Wait Newsome cleans the city up because chow ming's coming to town 1055 00:49:11,340 --> 00:49:15,660 She was there again. She's being yeah, what was his name chow ming? 1056 00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:20,620 And 1057 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:22,620 Okay, so he cleans up the streets for him 1058 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:26,460 But that was just tells you what's going on. I was telling Larry this last weekend 1059 00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:28,460 He thinks that this isn't 1060 00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:32,780 We disagree or agree at the same level. So they put these fences up 1061 00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:38,700 You tell him about frisco. Yes. Yeah, you see them all around the fences are just to keep the homeless out until 1062 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:43,660 They're gonna take them down and I think they're gonna keep them up the second he leaves because they already have them up 1063 00:49:43,660 --> 00:49:48,620 It's control. Yeah, you know, you know what I mean like and bring them down. They have to be like others will be back 1064 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:50,540 They're too many homeless 1065 00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:54,620 They already have they it's up already. It doesn't matter. He may he'd like to me may 1066 00:49:54,620 --> 00:50:00,140 Keep bragging to chow ming about that. Well, yeah, him and biden agreed to sell more fentanyl of the united states 1067 00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:05,980 You know and this this leads me to some too. You know, I'm I weigh over. Yeah, yeah, no political now, but let's get political 1068 00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:07,980 Well, I was rocking out to some political 1069 00:50:09,660 --> 00:50:16,380 And I was listening to a winds of change and you know thinking about these younger kids have no idea about the burlin wall 1070 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:23,420 I've been there. Yeah. Well, I mean, okay. We grew up. I mean, I think it was taken down in like 1989 or 90 or something 1071 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,420 Yeah, but it's like that was 1072 00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:30,620 Communism it was Reagan. Well, yeah, it was Gorbachev take down that wall or who was that? 1073 00:50:31,340 --> 00:50:34,300 Was it Gorbachev tear down this wall? 1074 00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:37,820 But it was I mean west Germany was free and clear 1075 00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:44,140 But then in east Germany it was controlled by the russians and scariness and then it took I think it was like half a million people 1076 00:50:44,460 --> 00:50:48,140 Came out and protest finally and then they they didn't know what else to do 1077 00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:49,500 And then they're like, all right 1078 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:52,780 We finally have to because everybody was trying to escape to the west. Yeah 1079 00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:56,860 But like the younger generation has no clue of like this was not too long ago 1080 00:50:57,580 --> 00:51:00,540 So what basically kiki is saying is the holocaust never happened? 1081 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,580 Exactly 1082 00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:17,020 No, but you're right 1083 00:51:17,980 --> 00:51:21,420 How about the new letter from bin laden that everybody's fawning over 1084 00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:24,940 Oh, this is hilarious. How about this? Okay? I got some 1085 00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:31,100 Yes, I'll mount it off. You finally pull your notes out. You're fine. Ladin. Okay. The tiktok trend is to read this letter, right? 1086 00:51:31,180 --> 00:51:33,180 A letter to America 1087 00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:35,180 Supposedly sent from bin laden 1088 00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:40,220 But we all know that this is an american written letter. Yeah, george bush wrote it. No, this is all a fact 1089 00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:44,380 100 percent. Oh, read the letter. Kiki, I would love for you to play this part in this 1090 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:47,020 I'll play the defense you play the 1091 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:49,020 they uh, they 1092 00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:54,700 They interviewed they did a poll to the palestinians in the Gaza strip 1093 00:51:55,900 --> 00:52:00,060 75 percent of them of course support october 7th massacre 1094 00:52:00,860 --> 00:52:02,860 Okay, where'd you get these numbers from? 1095 00:52:04,060 --> 00:52:06,060 Different fucking weed.com. It was been 1096 00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:09,260 Yeah, I got this directly from bin laden 1097 00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:17,740 He did the poll. He emailed me. See now. He's been dead before 9 11. Exactly. Okay, and then 76 percent uh 1098 00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:22,780 Get it out. Come on. Get it out. They fucking 1099 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:28,540 There were four Hamas. Yes. It's supporters of Hamas. Of course 98.2 1100 00:52:30,140 --> 00:52:36,300 Fucking hate america. Wait, that's like 160. What are you? Wait, what kind of poll is this? No, no, no, no 1101 00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:40,140 I mean man, this is just a three different questions. They asked them. Oh 1102 00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:44,220 Jesus man, 92 you are the worst presenter ever 1103 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:46,620 2% of the people that they asked 1104 00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:52,460 Okay, so it was a poll of hate. I know but come on. Listen. Here you go. First of all, that's understandable 1105 00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:55,660 Palace free palestine is a new uh black lives matter 1106 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:59,740 But here's the white person you like israel if you're a black person you like 1107 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:03,740 Hamas and that's seriously what they're doing. They're separating it. I left my 1108 00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:08,460 Conquer and divide society is the easiest way to take over them over 1109 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:12,140 That's the easiest way. I know that. Well, you know, I'm not saying you don't 1110 00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:19,340 Here's the question. How about this though? Is this a is this a fucking is this a logarithm or is this the is this the 1111 00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:24,780 Spirit of the nation. What's that? 2.9 billion people 1112 00:53:26,380 --> 00:53:27,420 Um 1113 00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:32,060 Go with I stand with Palestine hashtag. I stand in Palestine while only 1114 00:53:32,060 --> 00:53:37,420 200 million go with I stand with israel hashtag. Well, yeah, but is it on tiktok? 1115 00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:43,180 On tiktok, I don't know man. It's a logarithm. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's big toe 100 1116 00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:50,860 Do you think that's how many people actually feel the propaganda tiktok's pushing that shit? No, it's all propaganda. They gotta be right? 1117 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:55,820 It's all bots. They draw them with their computers. Listen. It's all bots. Nothing is real 1118 00:53:55,820 --> 00:54:02,220 And you know this yeah, but they fucking push this is what they're putting out to the propaganda though 1119 00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:04,700 This is what they're putting out. Yes. That's what they do 1120 00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:12,780 Israel and Hamas are more than willing to wait. I can wait. They're more than willing to show a dead baby on camera quicker than anybody 1121 00:54:12,860 --> 00:54:17,980 You know the beautiful thing about this though is all these crazy libtards and lgbqs now. There's 1122 00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:23,180 Oh, you missed a letter. I think you missed a t lgbtq. There you go. Well, now 1123 00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:26,700 Apologize to the lgbtq plus blow me 1124 00:54:28,380 --> 00:54:34,940 That was like a dollar sign. Well, no now they're storming the democratic party like the democratic house because they're like, what the hell you guys are 1125 00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:41,180 Supporting this and now they're going against the dem. Yeah, like I said, yeah, I'm just kidding. It's on table 1126 00:54:41,260 --> 00:54:48,460 Well, here's the thing and here's the thing the dems can act fucking walk this tightrope of saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 1127 00:54:48,940 --> 00:54:52,060 We don't like the Jews either. Oh, no, no, we like the Jews 1128 00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,660 You know 1129 00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:59,260 Because here's the thing the fucking people they vote for them don't like the Jews and the people that fucking 1130 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:05,740 Um that they have to fucking say they like are the Jews because that's our number one fucking ally 1131 00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:11,100 And here's the other thing. It is the other thing Larry. The other thing is it's the only 1132 00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:19,740 Country in the Middle East who's not sharia law Israel. Okay every other country 1133 00:55:19,740 --> 00:55:22,460 Surrounding that muslim. No, no, no, here. What's that tell you? 1134 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:27,740 That's why they fucking hate them. But here check this out. One of the reasons check this out 1135 00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:34,460 So all those corrupt countries surrounding Palestine are muslim. Yeah, Palestine. First of all, wait our muslim 1136 00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:38,860 Why don't any of these other countries want to take in fellow muslims? 1137 00:55:39,260 --> 00:55:42,860 Because they all they want to send them here. No, they none of them like the Palestinians 1138 00:55:43,180 --> 00:55:46,700 They don't exactly they're like the muts of the middle east. They're the bad 1139 00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:51,100 Okay, so first of all before you guys even get any further than that 1140 00:55:51,660 --> 00:55:55,340 Will we agree that what happened in israel was an inside job? 1141 00:55:56,220 --> 00:56:02,140 Oh, yeah, okay. So there we go. That's the first thing first. So anything after all we see created a mus, right? 1142 00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,540 Yes, israel helped in building them up and 1143 00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:07,580 Well, we fund our enemies we are 1144 00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:11,020 We gave them arms. We fund them. I mean come on 1145 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:15,500 The Taliban wanted to fight russia. So we arm the shit out of them 1146 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:20,860 We are and then you know what I mean like they came into afghanistan and they were overwhelmingly 1147 00:56:22,060 --> 00:56:26,860 Taken by the Taliban because they were in mountainous terrain and they knew where they were at 1148 00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:31,740 American missiles to shoot well, yeah, but I'm just saying though. They had they always had they knew what they were doing 1149 00:56:31,820 --> 00:56:37,500 They were goat herders. Yeah, like that. You know what I mean? And then but that's just thing we always fund the other thing though 1150 00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:41,340 They're coming down on these these people and what people 1151 00:56:41,340 --> 00:56:46,460 The uh, obama so osama bin laden, you know, I have a hard time saying that 1152 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:50,700 The osama bin laden, you know osama bin laden followers 1153 00:56:51,580 --> 00:56:52,940 Suck it 1154 00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:54,060 Hear me 1155 00:56:54,060 --> 00:57:01,100 And uh, and they're don't hit the mic what they're doing by doing this and this could all be fake all this fucking publicity because 1156 00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:04,540 What's that? What publicity about osama bin laden? 1157 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,660 Listen, listen 1158 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:15,740 Damn, listen to me man. Listen to me. Hear me out. The motherfuckers get to reinforce the lie about 1159 00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:17,580 9 11 now again 1160 00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:21,180 That's why I was gonna get because everybody's getting hip to it that it's fake 1161 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:27,820 And so now they get back on the news and say well, how could they support this guy that knocked down our buildings? Come on 1162 00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:30,140 How is this fucking? 1163 00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:36,540 Guy this camel rider in the fucking middle of the desert in the cave gonna fucking take down those buildings 1164 00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:44,220 Anybody that has any fucking common sense whatsoever would know that that is impossible 1165 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,700 It's impossible 1166 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:52,860 And you know, I mean, are you talking to some people you met on the fucking street? He's talking to them talking to everybody 1167 00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:57,820 I know we're talking about you know what the hell you're talking about. I understand that but at the same time 1168 00:57:58,060 --> 00:58:01,580 It's just so funny that a letter from osama bin 1169 00:58:01,580 --> 00:58:08,140 Whatever, I mean, that's it. But they're just reinforced. No, but what I'm saying is the whole reason they're doing this 1170 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:14,380 Is to reinforce the 9 11 lie again. So people will blindly fight you in the street 1171 00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:19,980 Oh, how could you say you know what the biggest you want to know what the biggest travesty of 9 11 was the patriot act? 1172 00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:22,380 Yeah, that was the biggest 1173 00:58:23,420 --> 00:58:28,300 We gave up all of our rights and the government government just took that we didn't even give them up 1174 00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:35,980 The government took them they took without our fucking approval or our vote or anything like that for your own good 1175 00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:41,820 Yeah, we're gonna listen to all your conversations after we knew this was gonna happen two days before. Yeah 1176 00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:47,340 How about fucking tick tock though with this getting back to the other thing with the number 1177 00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:51,340 Man, what do you got a fucking hole in your head and all the information falls out? 1178 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:57,420 Well, I'm asking you what the other thing with this israel and the palestine. I am posting all the hashtags 1179 00:58:57,420 --> 00:59:00,380 Oh, I'm just what's going on with all the kids 1180 00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:06,300 Dude, okay, needles needles head to I remember my first fucking joint too 1181 00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:07,980 anyway 1182 00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:10,220 Oh, here's what's happening man 1183 00:59:10,860 --> 00:59:15,820 Shine everybody's worried about tick tock taking all this information from everybody, right? 1184 00:59:15,980 --> 00:59:19,820 Oh, they're gonna get your information. They're not taking it. We're giving it out. Listen, listen, man 1185 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:23,660 Let's hear me out before you fucking screaming me. Oh, thank you 1186 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:30,300 Oh, you're welcome. All it is is mind control, man. Okay. They're mind controlling a whole fucking generation 1187 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:35,180 They don't give a fuck about the end. Well, they're not tick tock in china. Huh? They don't have tick tock in china 1188 00:59:35,420 --> 00:59:38,140 They do but they do but they do are all that shit mad 1189 00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:43,260 So, okay, they bans what we have the content that we receive. Yeah, compared to what they 1190 00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:48,700 They're not doing and they get a couple hours a day and they feed us the anti-american shit 1191 00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:53,900 So all this been lot and shit and all this other shit is so you're telling me media in china 1192 00:59:54,060 --> 00:59:57,100 Is the media is good for us? Is that what you're telling me? Yeah 1193 00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:04,620 I'm saying that it's all true. It's the polar opposite of that and I understand that larry. Of course everybody has an algorithm 1194 01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:11,260 You have an algorithm. You have an algorithm man. I'll tell you what you're out of order. I am gonna fucking get you 1195 01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:12,540 I like chinese 1196 01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:18,060 I got an algorithm for you. Fuck you. Hey, listen, I like chinese girls. I know you drunk 1197 01:00:18,060 --> 01:00:20,060 I remember my first beer larry 1198 01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:28,700 He had to know watch out. He might fucking present himself to you kiki dude, man 1199 01:00:28,860 --> 01:00:32,060 The assless champs. Don't make me get up mother fuckers. Yes, and everybody can see your ass 1200 01:00:34,540 --> 01:00:40,140 So anyways, I'm having a problem right now with fucking uh rolling papers amazon 1201 01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:45,100 These motherfuckers won't send me what a box of rolling papers 1202 01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:51,580 Why are you ordered from amazon because they're cheap man, and I get fucking, you know the pack of a hundred 1203 01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:56,700 Packs, you know what I mean the box hundred packs of papers. Yeah a thousand papers 1204 01:00:57,020 --> 01:01:03,100 I was like in a pack. Okay. He's got to fill that that container up. None of us could do the math, which is 1205 01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:09,180 I was waiting and I'm doing it in my head and I'm like man, none of us are gonna get it 1206 01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:13,180 That's fucked up 1207 01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:16,860 Anyways, it's a lot of fucking jolly. It's a lot of papers 1208 01:01:17,180 --> 01:01:18,940 And uh 1209 01:01:18,940 --> 01:01:23,180 Every time I press okay check out and it says okay not ship to this address 1210 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:28,140 Yeah, I put it on a watch list dress, and then they won't wear it to her house, and they won't ship 1211 01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:30,620 And I'm like what the fuck man? 1212 01:01:30,780 --> 01:01:34,380 That's why won't they ship me the papers? Is there something you're complaining about amazon? 1213 01:01:34,380 --> 01:01:39,820 No, there's something going on in illinois that we don't know that they changed so much. You could just drive down the street and buy 1214 01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:45,020 Why don't you try and fucking order a pack with oh, because I try to write it out on my phone 1215 01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:48,060 No, not at all because we're on a podcast. What are you doing? 1216 01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:50,620 Yeah, we're sitting upstairs in the kitchen 1217 01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:53,020 the fuck dude 1218 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:58,140 I mean Jesus that suit is rubbing off on you. I just don't understand. Here's the thing. It looks good on you though 1219 01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:04,780 Yeah, but you start relying on amazon. Say you fucking get everything. Yeah, like you just got upset about that 1220 01:02:04,780 --> 01:02:11,340 Suddenly these motherfuckers don't send you something though, but what if it was something really important and it wasn't rolling like what rolling papers? 1221 01:02:11,420 --> 01:02:15,820 No, what if it was something more important like what I don't know some kind of pill or something 1222 01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:17,900 I don't think amazon does that 1223 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,900 Do you think they send pills larry? 1224 01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:24,140 What you said don't know what the fuck they said yeah, they don't sell pills 1225 01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:26,380 I'll tell you that right now 1226 01:02:27,020 --> 01:02:29,980 This fucking guy when's the last time you used amazon? 1227 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:32,380 Is this amazon dot? 1228 01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:37,260 The other day we got the fucking cable for the fucking camera. We need to watch what we say about him 1229 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:40,940 He's got that red suit out. I just realized it. You're a fucking ass 1230 01:02:41,020 --> 01:02:44,460 You're a son of a bitch. Yo, highlights. What the fuck man? 1231 01:02:44,780 --> 01:02:48,140 Holy shit. Kiki check him for a sickle. That's my friend Wang. No, thanks 1232 01:02:54,220 --> 01:02:56,220 I missed that joke for so long 1233 01:02:56,700 --> 01:02:58,700 All right 1234 01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:03,180 I think it's about time boys for what we're in 1235 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:06,300 We could keep on going. Why'd you stop us? 1236 01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:08,380 We keep going then 1237 01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:13,740 We're over an hour. Is that a list or something? Oh, you're a thing. Yeah our hit list. Yeah, we're over an hour 1238 01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:17,420 It's our hit list. So you want to keep going? No, we could fucking end it. No, man 1239 01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:21,980 We're gonna go this one's a special episode goes for an hour. No, just do your shit 1240 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,100 This might go for an hour and a half 1241 01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:29,260 We don't know okay 1242 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:33,740 Unless you got something to say no keep going dude, let's go 1243 01:03:35,340 --> 01:03:38,780 Man all of a sudden, you know you get all fucking weird 1244 01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:44,140 The guys are fucking weird guys. Thank you. I appreciate that 1245 01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:49,020 I mean not weird like we're in a red suit. Not weird in a good way 1246 01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:55,020 I find a child's playground. Yeah weird in that way like I got jingle bells for you kid 1247 01:03:55,020 --> 01:03:57,020 I'm gonna go 1248 01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:06,620 How about the fucking jingle bells that go with that little harmonica from the Smithsonian you can use those 1249 01:04:06,620 --> 01:04:09,020 Oh god, we're going back into Larry's autistic corner 1250 01:04:11,660 --> 01:04:14,140 Larry's like grab my wallet. It's in my back pocket 1251 01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:19,660 It's in my front pocket. What are you talking about? No, you have assless chats on. He doesn't even say 1252 01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:25,820 He's gotta check your prison wallet. Oh, yeah, I hit a time that happened to me 1253 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:30,060 Larry's watching some show and some ladies talking and blah blah blah 1254 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:34,540 And this is on tv and she's like, you know the next thing, you know 1255 01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:37,740 Do you have to hide this in your prison purse? 1256 01:04:40,780 --> 01:04:46,460 Kind of showy she watching it looks like on the news. Oh, no on the news anchor or something 1257 01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:51,660 That's the vocal news is out of control. I hope it's a female that had the prison. It was a female 1258 01:04:51,900 --> 01:04:57,180 Well a prison person a prison wallet or two different things. Oh, yeah, the prison wallet is a male the prison person 1259 01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:00,060 Exactly 1260 01:05:01,180 --> 01:05:04,380 This is needles knowledge corner needles 1261 01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:10,700 Everything you want to know about 1262 01:05:10,700 --> 01:05:18,460 Being a dirtbag white trash prison. I mean jail but not prisoner. You didn't go to prison per se, did you? 1263 01:05:19,020 --> 01:05:21,660 Well, there's a difference between prison I know 1264 01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:25,740 Prisoners in town never went to prison. You're just a jailbird type guy 1265 01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:28,380 I mean 1266 01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:32,540 In the old days that would that would implicate that someone's very cool. He's a jailbird 1267 01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:35,820 All the ladies 1268 01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:40,060 I know I saw that 1269 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:43,100 Hey 1270 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:49,820 A time when jailbird was cool. Yeah, you know what I mean? He bought the leather jacket, you know, he had the wife 1271 01:05:50,940 --> 01:05:58,380 A jailbird you're part of the movie grease. This man was a bad boy. Yeah, that's a jailbird a bad boy 1272 01:05:59,180 --> 01:06:01,180 That's what you're into 1273 01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:03,180 Oh 1274 01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:09,020 That is jailbirds and fucking 1275 01:06:12,540 --> 01:06:14,540 Shit like that 1276 01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:20,060 It's in there for our robbery or something some rough shit 1277 01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:26,060 Some ruffian stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want just some guy that's in there for some fucking drug charge 1278 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:29,660 I want to be bad 1279 01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:31,660 Yeah 1280 01:06:37,900 --> 01:06:39,900 Fucking chuch 1281 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:42,620 All right, what about the hit list Larry? 1282 01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:44,780 Well, now we're having fun all of a sudden 1283 01:06:45,340 --> 01:06:51,100 You just stop it by lighting it and showing like to think that Chinese restaurant. Oh, yeah, that gave Larry the shits 1284 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:52,780 Yeah 1285 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:56,860 Didn't give me the shits because I didn't know I said, oh you didn't even we didn't even eat it dude 1286 01:06:56,860 --> 01:07:00,060 It was so fucking bad. I'm telling you we didn't even tip them 1287 01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:05,020 I had a five dollar bill in my hand and I go, should I fucking tip them and Larry's like 1288 01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:07,420 Fuck this place. We're never coming back 1289 01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:12,140 And I mean for my wife because my wife, I mean I could believe that you could believe 1290 01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:14,860 Very nice 1291 01:07:14,860 --> 01:07:16,860 I could believe that you call it out 1292 01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:22,300 That you guys know that you think that I don't have any class. What's your fucking moron? 1293 01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:28,700 But look at him. Look at him barely talk with the straight face. I mean he's a shitbag 1294 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:36,620 He's a trash bag around a shitbag. No not at all. I mean, so she's not tipping man 1295 01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:39,660 She's 95% class in year five. I mean look at that 1296 01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:42,460 I mean that thing comes with a free haircut 1297 01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:45,420 And you need 1298 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:48,700 I was gonna get we should go back to this Chinese restaurant 1299 01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:51,820 Long hair over it. It was bad. It was terrible. No, I would I go back 1300 01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:53,820 And I was just going there because I was first of all 1301 01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:55,420 I was just going there 1302 01:07:55,420 --> 01:08:00,060 We'll go there and start slipping tables. You set up a podcast and do it now 1303 01:08:00,060 --> 01:08:04,060 You know what the place you could because it was fucking empty 1304 01:08:05,340 --> 01:08:11,260 It was that should be the first indication dude. They gave us plastic fucking fork and knife 1305 01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:16,140 That should be your second indication because they came up to this and off and give it back to the next customer 1306 01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:20,460 I mean that wasn't your second indication that this place is they should have given you chopsticks at least 1307 01:08:21,900 --> 01:08:26,060 Plastic fork and knife man. I mean they really thought you were white trash 1308 01:08:26,540 --> 01:08:30,700 The asians really getting back for the opium wars on that one 1309 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:37,740 It was crazy this is for fucking is this place local? Yeah, man 1310 01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:41,980 Yeah, where else would he go? He doesn't have his radius is 1311 01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:47,820 Oh, my radius is a lot farther than yours, dude. Yeah, but all the way to boys town and back. Yeah 1312 01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:52,540 Which is farther than you fucking go. Yeah, that's what they say around you when you're down there 1313 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,380 You know 1314 01:08:58,220 --> 01:09:00,220 I go all the way and 1315 01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:07,820 I said it already dummy this guy is no we got shit in here. I'm just trying to 1316 01:09:07,820 --> 01:09:11,820 I'm just trying to make you 1317 01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:15,900 He's just stuck in the middle of two dumb jokes. No 1318 01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:19,100 My shit's good 1319 01:09:19,100 --> 01:09:21,100 Oh 1320 01:09:21,100 --> 01:09:25,020 That's not what Tom said open your ears. I'm free clinic. Thanks for the time. Yeah 1321 01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:34,140 You did not say your shit was clean. He's talking about my first fucking beer. Look at this jackass. All right, I'd like to thank 1322 01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:39,900 First and foremost god Larry for giving me the joint. That's right. That's christ next. Thank you Jesus 1323 01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:46,220 The holy spirit supine I saw any I don't know. I don't like this whole preachy thing. I'm not preaching 1324 01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:50,780 That's fucking man. Next thing you know a bunch of fucking dope sick chicks are gonna show up 1325 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:53,820 And 1326 01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:57,900 There's your 1327 01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:02,220 Yeah, you know my dog on this he's at that. Mm-hmm 1328 01:10:03,420 --> 01:10:07,740 My nephew Alex. Thank you. Thank you, man. Thank you very much. I'm sure Nick 1329 01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:11,580 Put a shirt on Jeff stony. Jeff. Bobby 1330 01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:14,220 Franky slow down 1331 01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:16,220 Bobby 1332 01:10:16,220 --> 01:10:21,660 No, did you say uh christ in florida? Not yet, man. I got the I don't know what you went so fast. They didn't hear 1333 01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:28,300 Yeah, this is pretty big. Here's the motherfucking list. Oh man, here we go. Now we're gonna cancel because he's in a black face 1334 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:34,140 I don't know what to say about this man. I could hold the motherfucking list up to the camera and not see a word 1335 01:10:34,140 --> 01:10:39,100 Like when you read them. Dead silence for the people that are listening. Dead silence because that sounds like that's free for a podcast 1336 01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:44,300 Dead silence. Until you people listen to you. Sounds like everybody we know that's died. This episode is called dead air 1337 01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:46,300 Okay 1338 01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:51,980 So before fucking needles open is fucking you're welcome trap. Yeah, I'll kick you both in the mouth 1339 01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:53,260 Bobby 1340 01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:54,780 Frankie the beard 1341 01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:59,740 Pee-kee man. Thank you. Thanks for the camera, bro. Thanks for the camera. I love it. My dad 1342 01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:02,540 Groucho wherever you are 1343 01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:04,220 Chris 1344 01:11:04,220 --> 01:11:09,100 Chris down there in florida. Hope you feel better brother. Love you. You're still gay russle 1345 01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:11,580 Davey 1346 01:11:11,580 --> 01:11:17,180 Zodiac mr. X shout out mr. X 1347 01:11:17,180 --> 01:11:19,180 Helena would you almost pee? Harmony 1348 01:11:19,180 --> 01:11:19,900 Cat 1349 01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:25,980 Sherry love you. Sherry. Jay. Wait slow down for a second. Sherry. Thank you very much for telling Larry that uh 1350 01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:31,100 We're okay because you know a lot of knock-around guys that are very funny. It's sherry man 1351 01:11:31,980 --> 01:11:37,180 We're just being idiots and we love you. Sherry. Jay. I want to you come over here. I'm gonna wrestle you jay 1352 01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:39,260 So you better show up 1353 01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:44,380 Oh boy. He doesn't know what the fuck. He just did. I just know what I did. I just hope to sleep in bear 1354 01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:49,020 I love you. Sherry. Thanks for the pizza today doll 1355 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:51,740 um 1356 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:55,980 Where was I jay? Yeah jay jessica. Love you, baby 1357 01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:58,460 Chrissy becky 1358 01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:00,460 Tiffany and of course 1359 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:05,260 Tom's free clinic automotive and veterinary services 1360 01:12:05,260 --> 01:12:10,380 Tom's free clinic. That's the best place you can go when things are low 1361 01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:13,660 If your warts are stinking and you can't stop drinking 1362 01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:16,300 Call Tom's free clinic 1363 01:12:16,780 --> 01:12:23,500 Yeah, save save me a couple bucks at a needle too. My dog's ass right to my ass. That is I mean, I don't think you're supposed to do that 1364 01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:25,580 but well, that's okay, so 1365 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:29,980 I mean you should be sharing hypodermic needles with your pets. I heard 1366 01:12:30,140 --> 01:12:33,900 I know that doesn't sound that's something makes me sound bad. You can't share needles with your pets 1367 01:12:33,900 --> 01:12:36,460 And you know I'm gonna get up on a federal charge 1368 01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:39,020 He loves bestiality. No, I don't 1369 01:12:40,620 --> 01:12:45,020 What are you talking about? He's one of his things. I watched mr. Hands once 1370 01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:47,500 Hey, well 1371 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:53,980 You know what? There's this guy. Okay. How do you know him? Mario? He's a bridge builder. He built all these bridges 1372 01:12:54,060 --> 01:12:59,980 The golden gate bridge the san francisco bridge of my ass bridge the fucking brooklyn bridge 1373 01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:03,580 George Washington bridge the brooklyn bridge all this shit. Here we go 1374 01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:07,660 And he was known everywhere as mario the bridge builder 1375 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:10,300 And then he sucked one 1376 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:17,740 And he was known as mario the cocksucker from then on out even though he built all those beautiful bridges 1377 01:13:17,820 --> 01:13:21,820 He must have sucked it good for someone. Well, but he must have sucked it good for somebody to say about it 1378 01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:24,620 It doesn't matter if you do it good or bad, dude. You don't know 1379 01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:28,300 Oh, yes, it does. If you suck a good dick people are gonna be like, hey, that was good. He doesn't get it 1380 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:34,300 Yeah, no, listen, I get it asshole. I'm just playing devil's advocate. We don't need a devil's advocate on this one 1381 01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:36,860 Oh man, you guys don't know what I have fun 1382 01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:42,700 I mean, I seen your fucking lifetime pass of the manhole upstairs or whatever 1383 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:45,820 I'm not a bridge builder, dude 1384 01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:53,340 But you're a sewer guy. He's a pipe builder. He's a pipe fitter. I'm a pipe fucking layer. Right in his cool-o 1385 01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:56,940 Yeah 1386 01:13:56,940 --> 01:14:01,340 Those chaps were castless when he started it sounds like a lot of projecting to me 1387 01:14:01,740 --> 01:14:06,620 Okay, that's how you want it really seems. I mean now you're the news media just spinning it. Okay, that sounds like 1388 01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:11,180 Spin city over here. He's a blood pirate. Yeah, r matey 1389 01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:16,140 Yeah, I love me a little arse. I like some pipe. Mon arse 1390 01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:20,700 Come on really you heard it here folks. Yeah, that's all right, though 1391 01:14:21,740 --> 01:14:25,260 I like the company of a woman. He's getting nervous. I mean 1392 01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:28,060 That's what they said about JFK too, you know 1393 01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:38,140 This is gonna be good. Come on. I'm gonna let you go Larry. I'm like I am giving you carte blanche, Larry 1394 01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:42,860 That's how it works. Jackie. Oh like a little guy. Well, tell me facts. Tell me facts 1395 01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:50,140 It's like Ricky Martin. Good-looking guy turns out gay. Yeah, and touches his cousins and was probably probably a fucking 1396 01:14:50,140 --> 01:14:56,700 A legend male to male transition like oh man. I mean Larry. That's a far fetch thing to say come on man 1397 01:14:56,780 --> 01:15:05,100 No, I'm not gonna come on you man. You weirdo. He is he's a pretty boy. He's too pretty. Yeah, okay, and there's not pretty dudes in the world 1398 01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:10,620 He was probably one when fucking I went with he watched did you watch the movie? I say when I went to 1399 01:15:11,180 --> 01:15:16,620 When Swarthog and I went to fucking see the dead anyways, right by Boys Town and these fanooks man 1400 01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:20,460 And you couldn't stop yourself from stopping up. What? 1401 01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:24,860 You couldn't even finish your own joke was made to even batter your ass all the way 1402 01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:27,420 I know you see that he couldn't even finish 1403 01:15:27,420 --> 01:15:29,420 He started laughing too 1404 01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:32,380 I mean come on, you even get the punchline you ass- 1405 01:15:32,380 --> 01:15:34,380 We don't need a punchline 1406 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:45,180 No, but these fucking guys we're walking around in like booty shorts and like these like vests that were like nine sizes too small 1407 01:15:45,180 --> 01:15:50,540 And that's they were just up and down like they didn't give I wish I had the confidence 1408 01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:54,700 I was gonna say man just fucking let it all go like yes 1409 01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:59,900 You know what I'm for nook and this is my twink and I'm just gonna take me because that's what 1410 01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:05,180 Yeah, I mean they were you're gonna bomb on that fucking open mic stage 1411 01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:06,700 What? 1412 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:13,020 Where the hell did that was some inside stuff that just came you hear that kiki like we're completely talking about something 1413 01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:18,940 No, we're not we're not because you don't have the confidence to fucking walk down the street with that fucking twink 1414 01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:21,020 So that's why you're gonna bomb what he said 1415 01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:27,020 You said the confidence to walk around with that twink. Yeah, no you don't. So what are you? Oh, yeah, I do 1416 01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:28,460 I do 1417 01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:30,620 Oh wait, I do here we go. This is gonna go 1418 01:16:31,580 --> 01:16:33,580 We get 100 subscribers 1419 01:16:33,740 --> 01:16:36,460 We're gonna videotape Larry and I'm gonna find him a twink 1420 01:16:37,420 --> 01:16:39,420 And I'm gonna do five minutes to stand up 1421 01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:47,260 That's what I'm talking about. I know what you just said you didn't have the confidence to walk with the twink 1422 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:49,500 I'm saying fucking 1423 01:16:50,060 --> 01:16:52,060 Fucking metaphorically 1424 01:16:52,060 --> 01:16:54,060 Larry dropping knowledge 1425 01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:56,060 Man you're fucking dummy 1426 01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:58,060 Metaphorically shit 1427 01:16:58,060 --> 01:17:00,060 This guy ain't fucking deep 1428 01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:03,260 Larry's been on stage for many years 1429 01:17:03,260 --> 01:17:07,260 I know he has it's a fun part that's why I poke him 1430 01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:09,980 I'm wearing this red suit and I don't think you would 1431 01:17:09,980 --> 01:17:15,100 But the whole joke is me poking him because he's been fucking traveled around the world playing music 1432 01:17:15,180 --> 01:17:17,180 Yeah, he's been on stage for a while 1433 01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:19,180 I know this joke though he doesn't get it 1434 01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:21,740 It's hilarious 1435 01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:23,900 He gets so flustered when I say it 1436 01:17:24,220 --> 01:17:26,620 I ain't flustered man. That's the thing man 1437 01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:28,460 You personally attack me 1438 01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:32,220 Say I like children and stuff what I didn't say that 1439 01:17:33,660 --> 01:17:36,540 That's what you're saying. I didn't say that you said that 1440 01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:38,540 Well, we're gonna watch this 1441 01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:40,540 The only one that said that was you 1442 01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:42,540 You're gonna have to review that 1443 01:17:42,540 --> 01:17:44,540 We'll do that in post 1444 01:17:44,540 --> 01:17:46,540 There's no editing either 1445 01:17:46,540 --> 01:17:48,540 Because if you said you like children that's it 1446 01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:50,540 No, we can always make that little clip 1447 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:52,540 I'll send that to the FBI 1448 01:17:52,540 --> 01:17:54,540 That's gonna be the promo clip 1449 01:17:54,540 --> 01:17:56,540 Hopefully they arrest you in that suit 1450 01:17:56,540 --> 01:18:00,540 Dude if they arrested me in this suit they better have it when I get out 1451 01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:04,540 It better be in good fucking condition too 1452 01:18:04,540 --> 01:18:06,540 Like you said you used to crumble it up and throw it in a pile 1453 01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:08,540 I know it should be fine 1454 01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:12,540 I'm sure after they look at your computer and then put that in a plastic bag 1455 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:14,540 Would they watch your heartbreak? 1456 01:18:14,540 --> 01:18:16,540 There are no creases in there 1457 01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:18,540 I know it's an amazing material 1458 01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:20,540 It doesn't stretch at all 1459 01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:22,540 It's like iron 1460 01:18:22,540 --> 01:18:24,540 It's almost like the material from that old Russian 1461 01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:26,540 Yeah, there's no change in his armor 1462 01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:32,540 But anyways when I went to Mexico on vacation with my wife once and I wore my big fucking lamb skin jacket 1463 01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:36,540 It was all saturated with weed smoke and cigarette smoke 1464 01:18:36,540 --> 01:18:38,540 Well because it was freezing 1465 01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:42,540 It was when we had that fucking polar arctic fucking blast or whatever they called it 1466 01:18:42,540 --> 01:18:44,540 They'll leave you 1467 01:18:44,540 --> 01:18:46,540 No, I was later than that 1468 01:18:46,540 --> 01:18:48,540 Remember that polar vortex or whatever they were calling it 1469 01:18:48,540 --> 01:18:50,540 Yep 1470 01:18:50,540 --> 01:18:54,540 So they took, I'm like when we go to leave I'm like shit I'm gonna need my coat 1471 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,540 When we get home where's my coat 1472 01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:58,540 And I didn't notice it wasn't in the room the whole week 1473 01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:00,540 And they're like oh yes senior 1474 01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:04,540 And they had it in a fucking big plastic ziplock 1475 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:06,540 I mean not ziplock 1476 01:19:06,540 --> 01:19:08,540 Fucking 1477 01:19:08,540 --> 01:19:10,540 A dry cleaner bag? 1478 01:19:10,540 --> 01:19:12,540 No, heat sealed because it stinks so bad 1479 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:16,540 And now I'm in Mexico for a week straight and I'm smelling all the flowers 1480 01:19:16,540 --> 01:19:18,540 And we're by the ocean and everything's all pure 1481 01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:24,540 And I opened up this bag and my fucking coat was so funky I almost got knocked to the floor 1482 01:19:24,540 --> 01:19:28,540 I was like holy fuck does that thing smell 1483 01:19:28,540 --> 01:19:30,540 They were like we put it in this bag 1484 01:19:30,540 --> 01:19:34,540 Who else would tell a story by the guy in a fucking polka dot suit or whatever 1485 01:19:34,540 --> 01:19:36,540 It's plaid mother fucker 1486 01:19:36,540 --> 01:19:40,540 Mother fucker don't even know the name of the designs 1487 01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:42,540 Yeah well this jacket don't stink though 1488 01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:44,540 Not yet 1489 01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:46,540 If I wear it for a week now 1490 01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:48,540 Aw man 1491 01:19:48,540 --> 01:19:50,540 Alright let's end the show 1492 01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:52,540 That's what happens when the mother fucker's jealous of your fucking 1493 01:19:52,540 --> 01:19:54,540 I am not jealous of your fit 1494 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:56,540 It looks good on you Larry 1495 01:19:56,540 --> 01:19:58,540 You're a fucking good duds 1496 01:19:58,540 --> 01:20:00,540 You can't take a joke 1497 01:20:00,540 --> 01:20:02,540 No you can't 1498 01:20:02,540 --> 01:20:04,540 Adios everybody 1499 01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:06,540 Man Kiki you're on camera 1500 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:08,540 What happened what did he do 1501 01:20:08,540 --> 01:20:10,540 Nothing 1502 01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:12,540 That wasn't how it was Groucho 1503 01:20:12,540 --> 01:20:14,540 I'll see it 1504 01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:16,540 You have to watch in a minute 1505 01:20:16,540 --> 01:20:18,540 Peace love you guys like, follow, subscribe 1506 01:20:18,540 --> 01:20:20,540 I'm watching right now where he's not doing anything again 1507 01:20:20,540 --> 01:20:22,540 YouTube 1508 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:24,540 Check out for clips on Instagram 1509 01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:26,540 Yeah and also really I appreciate everybody too 1510 01:20:26,540 --> 01:20:28,540 To tell somebody so they 1511 01:20:28,540 --> 01:20:30,540 We fucking could get more of a following 1512 01:20:30,540 --> 01:20:32,540 Because you know 1513 01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:34,540 We have a certain 1514 01:20:34,540 --> 01:20:36,540 Type of person that likes us 1515 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:38,540 And I think everybody out there might know 1516 01:20:38,540 --> 01:20:40,540 Somebody like that 1517 01:20:40,540 --> 01:20:42,540 Yeah thought of the day 1518 01:20:42,540 --> 01:20:44,540 And remember be kind to somebody 1519 01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:46,540 Yeah 1520 01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:48,540 And try not to fucking forget who the father is 1521 01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:50,540 And who kind of 1522 01:20:50,540 --> 01:20:52,540 If you're the race you want us to pick on 1523 01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:54,540 Yeah 1524 01:20:54,540 --> 01:20:56,540 Anyways 1525 01:20:56,540 --> 01:20:58,540 Thank you for tuning in 1526 01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:00,540 You can't stop himself 1527 01:21:00,540 --> 01:21:02,540 To the Larry and Needles show 1528 01:21:02,540 --> 01:21:04,540 Do you have an outro? 1529 01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:06,540 Yeah we do 1530 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:08,540 I'm going to play a role 1531 01:21:08,540 --> 01:21:10,540 I'm Larry 1532 01:21:10,540 --> 01:21:12,540 And I'm not Needles 1533 01:21:12,540 --> 01:21:14,540 And he's not Larry 1534 01:21:14,540 --> 01:21:16,540 And this is where we need the Tourette's girl 1535 01:21:16,540 --> 01:21:18,540 And now let's see where I should 1536 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,540 Here's where I should have the logo 1537 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:22,540 Peace