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time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show.

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Hey everybody how's it going? Welcome to the Larry and Needle show. I'm Larry and I'm

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Needle. Really great to be here man. How you doing today Larry?

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Good. Good. It's a nice day today. Nice and warm. Breaking news in the DUI world of Needles.

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I was under the legal limit of alcohol and they still gave me a blower.

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So shout out to our corrupt governmental system.

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He was.075. We all know that it's.08.

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So now it's just fentanyl that got me.

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Man I want to talk about something right off the bat. I just want to get, I really just want to get this out of the way because it really infuriates me and I want to know what you really think about this.

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So do you hear about this kid in Las Vegas that was beaten to death?

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Yes. Oh my god. That was fucked.

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Let me, I got to get to his name. Jonathan Lewis Jr. Shout out to him man. RIP brother.

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He was a cool kid.

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He was stuck up for one of his friends that was getting picked on that was smaller than him.

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Yes.

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And basically two guys attacked him. They didn't hurt enough. So 15 people attacked this child. Which is a child. He might be a teenager.

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I think he was 16. 17.

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17.

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But I mean he's still a child.

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Yes.

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Underage.

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When do white lives not matter anymore?

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Oh they haven't mattered since.

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Is it George Floyd?

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Yeah.

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Is everyone black lives matter took front and center?

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Yeah well that's who they got their most publicity.

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I know.

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And then the greatest part of the publicity is that they.

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And the greatest income of what you call donations.

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Well yeah and now these people are basically shunning themselves up.

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But it's really I okay so I read about this off of Facebook. I saw the video and it didn't hit the news cycle till at least a day later.

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Maybe two days later.

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About the kid getting beaten.

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Yeah with the kid being killed.

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Fuck man.

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And it said that it was a group of juvenile delinquents that beat him up.

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It didn't give any race. It didn't give any sort of indication that this person was attacked by 15 African American children.

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Right.

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And beat.

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Okay listen we practice Krav Maga.

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How many pounds of pressure for an elbow?

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Eight.

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How many for a knee?

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16. 17.

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How hard is it to beat a person to death?

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Well with 15 people involved. Not very hard.

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Well I'm just saying.

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You could do it pretty easily. We know all the spots to hit him now so we could do it really easy but yeah if they fucking get this kid in the right spot a couple of good blows he's fucking done.

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He's on the ground and they're stepping on his head and kicking him in the face.

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His brain swelling was so bad.

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Now okay so I'm just gonna say this again that white lives do matter. Especially children's lives.

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Okay but now here's the problem I have with this also. If this was an African American child and 15 what L Sharpton would be there. Jesse Jackson would be there.

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They'd be denouncing these white nationalists for letting this happen to perpetrate these kids that did this.

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But who is the L Sharpton and the Jesse Jackson of the white community?

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We don't have one.

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Exactly.

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These guys are just muckrakers and race baiters.

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They're bottom feeders.

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Yeah. They just make money off of people's problems.

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If you look into Jesse Jackson he actually played a part in the killing of Martin Luther King Jr.

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He was an FBI informant.

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And I mean that's another we can get that to another day.

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L Sharpton burned a place down with a man inside of it.

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A white man and killed him.

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And these are things that are completely overlooked.

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I liked when L Sharpton was a little fat guy.

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He looked so different.

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What he didn't get is he looks like Beetlejuice now.

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That's Lori Lightfoot.

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No. Well no Beetlejuice the guy from Howard Stern.

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I never saw that.

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I'll show you a picture.

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I'll tell you.

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You know Lightfoot works at like Harvard or Yale now.

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Yeah. She teaches some class that's like a woke class.

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Contrary.

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Whatever.

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You know what. Listen you want to go trade for doing it on your own time.

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Please you're never going to run another city.

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I'll tell you that right now.

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The fuck it.

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Well she I see there was like some ethics committee that was looking at her.

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Timer.

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I was just queuing up our.

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We don't need to set the time.

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I want to say something.

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I do want to make an apology.

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Wait a second.

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Go ahead.

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Go.

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Say it.

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Listen man.

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I hate to say this and I'm not a nationalist.

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I'm not a race person.

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I'm not you know what I mean.

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I'm not a what do you call it.

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You know what I mean.

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I'm not a racist.

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Yeah.

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But what lives do matter.

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I pushed to the back burner and people just shit on us like we're the fucking devil.

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For what reason I have no clue because some guy kneeled on another guy's neck that was

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stealing.

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You know that came you know it just came out that George Floyd did not die from suffocation

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from the fucking cop.

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For the fixation.

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Yeah it was from drugs man.

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Yes.

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But.

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It was from drugs the motherfucking OG mother fucking George Floyd you heard it here for

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the first time.

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Well you hear it here first.

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I mean there's paperwork you can.

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Okay well maybe you didn't hear it here first but you'll hear it here strongest and loudest

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that George Floyd fucking that motherfucker Odead he was gonna die.

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He would have died that fucking day.

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He just was part of it.

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Well you know probably one of his own people would have shot him because that's the most

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crime against black people is their own people.

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I mean that is astronomical.

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Those numbers are through the roof man.

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Or as long as it was shut down later.

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The funny thing is is that everybody's like oh wait how about you do your thing because

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I was gonna get into Frisco for a second.

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Well I was just gonna say last week when I showed my little four hole harmonica and

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I gotta just apologize for all the sound quality problems a couple weeks ago or a couple episodes

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ago.

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Oh yeah we did.

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It was distorted and then I turn away from the mic and then I'm talking and you can't

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hear me.

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Because we you know we've been fucking with this video and we're new at this but today

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I hope the sound is gonna be dope.

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I even we're not peaking so we're good.

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I even have a microphone over here for when I turn around and talk to you over this way

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as long as it doesn't pick up that one.

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You know we fuck up around here.

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We are not perfect and this is literally this is our fourth or fifth video episode so we're

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still new to the game.

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We'll never sell out and we're just gonna talk shit and do whatever the hell we want

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to do and the government's gonna have to come and get us.

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Now last week when I when I was playing that little harmonica I want to show you the actual

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that was the made in China bullshit but this is the made in Germany model.

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This is the I mean we're already doing Larry's Autistic Corner this is the owner this is

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the owner little lady and it's just a four hole harmonica and the difference between

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the two is this one's got better materials like wood and brass and shit like that the

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other one's all plastic and fucking tin and it sounds like shit but the thing that I wanted

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to talk to you about is the funniest thing is supposedly it's the first musical instrument

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played in space.

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Well space ain't real.

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But we know space isn't real.

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No you can't get above the firmament.

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Yeah there's a firmament and we all know that but the best part is as they say it was December

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15th 1965 and Wally Sheeran and Thomas Stafford were orbiting above Earth aboard Gemini 6.

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Is that an original packaging?

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Yeah piloted by Jim Orville and Frank Borman just before re-entering Earth's atmosphere.

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Now these motherfuckers lie so much man they're in on the lie but you see now my buddy Chris

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Chris Lampke RIP my good buddy he was my drummer he was he got murdered by the hospital but

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anyways and this uh this owner is made in Germany that other one's made in China but

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anyways um he loved space and he loved NASA so this used to be hanging in the studio and

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when he died I was like fuck it I could unwrap it now and fuck around with it.

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You unwrapped it?

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Yeah dude.

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Why would you do that?

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Because man.

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You are a lunatic.

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Why would you do that?

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Who cares?

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He had it hanging up because he...

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Well it was mine to begin with the reason that we hung it up in the studio.

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How much does it cost?

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Is it saying that?

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Oh no but it wasn't that much money.

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Well back then it wasn't yeah because there was a whole illusion of space.

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That you could go behind.

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So they pretended they went to space and they sold this harmonica with it.

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Oh and this is the best part okay?

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They played jingle bells because it was like Christmas time and they used this little baby

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harmonica and some mini sleigh bells and the fucking original harmonica and the sleigh

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bells that they used are in the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum.

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So another fucking bullshit place you could go and go and see a bunch of lives.

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Well I'll talk to them because they have the Wright brothers playing there.

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They have some Jotson shit.

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Yeah they do have a few true things but the space part of it is all bullshit.

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I mean they don't have any saddle balloons.

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I was telling someone today about the balloons, the satellites that there's no satellites

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that aren't on balloons and they were like what?

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And I'm like yeah motherfucker what do you think?

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Well look at that balloon that just came over in the United States and they said there were

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hundreds of them unofficially.

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Well that was a small one.

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I know but look at how far it got.

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These motherfuckers are.

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I mean who knows where that came from.

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I mean don't tell us the fucking anything.

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Some of those balloons are as big as two football fields man.

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That's fucking huge.

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I mean look at hot air balloon.

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You know what I mean?

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That's some hardcore shit right there.

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Here's something I wanted to.

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I took Norris.

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RIP to the what's that kid's name again man.

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I don't want to just.

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I just don't want to walk.

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Yeah that was fucked.

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I have a child and it really really bothers me.

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And he's as white as could be.

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You're Irish and you're.

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Jonathan Lewis Jr. man.

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RIP bro.

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I mean.

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I deserve to die like that.

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No man.

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No one does.

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Black, white.

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You know what I mean?

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But since you're white now you're getting brushed to the wayside.

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Well there was another kid that just got fucked with and by he didn't get killed or nothing

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but the school came down on him because what the fuck.

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Okay it was a.

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You wrote it.

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I'm looking for it.

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I got a lot of shit written down.

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A middle school kid got you know he put black the blackening that they.

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Oh the face paint for sports.

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You know how they do the triangles to look like badasses.

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This was a little excessive I saw the picture.

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Okay but do you think that you saw this kid now what was he 60 pounds soaking wet.

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People are defending him saying it's just face paint for football.

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He was playing football.

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But they banned him.

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He was just a spectator and they banned him from all fucking sporting events from

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there on out.

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They ban a child.

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Come on.

255
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Yeah man.

256
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They got a flip flap on there.

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They had a big fucking meeting with his dad and everything.

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I'll tell you right now I'm sure if you look up that school's history it probably has some

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things that they don't want to discuss.

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Well they even went down they even went after like some women who would like get a facial

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where they put that green shit on their face or some black charcoal shit.

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Weird alien porn you watch it.

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Well no these bitches would post this online you know like how I'm getting a facial today

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or whatever.

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And some of them if it was too dark they were getting accused of being in black.

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Well they get like straight tan and stuff.

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You know the height of the shit back you know a year ago baby.

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Whatever.

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You know what you need something to stand behind.

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If it's going to be blackface then that's I mean okay.

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People used to do it because they were imitated because the African Americans weren't allowed

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to.

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They wouldn't hire them.

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They wouldn't hire them.

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Yeah they weren't allowed to entertain so that's what they did.

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And then they saw how entertaining those motherfuckers were and they said I admire.

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That one dude we watched the Mammy guy.

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El Jolson.

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Yeah El Jolson.

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He was he took it a little bit too far.

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Okay.

282
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But you know that shit is a hundred and something years old.

283
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It's a child.

284
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He's not going to blackface.

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People are outraged at anything.

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Internet just perpetuates this cycle of violence and fucking tomfoolery and dumbfoundness.

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I mean the shit that these kids dumbfoundery.

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These shit that these kids do on the internet and then try to compete with each other and

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then videotape themselves.

290
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We are from an era Larry where if you did not videotape yourself you did not incriminate

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yourself we understood.

292
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Hey how about this man.

293
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Just cut me off.

294
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Alright go ahead.

295
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Get your ass sucka.

296
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No keep going.

297
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How about Larry.

298
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That's fine man.

299
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I'm not a rant.

300
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Me and no filter Frank.

301
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We have an hour you know.

302
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I know I'm sorry.

303
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Jesus you got to bust your nut.

304
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No man no.

305
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When we were when we drove back from DRI dude from Belmont and Pulaski I drove right.

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Belmont and Pulaski all the way home 16 miles never went on the highway all surface roads.

307
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I didn't catch one single fucking red light.

308
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I had every green light all the way home.

309
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How much weed did you smoke.

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I never had to fucking stop.

311
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How much weed did you smoke.

312
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It was amazing even Frank was like.

313
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Amazing the amount of weed you smoked.

314
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That too.

315
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You smoked about seven joints.

316
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But you didn't drink.

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I drank two beers.

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But seven joints.

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And then.

320
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But Frank was like did you notice that.

321
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We didn't hit one fucking red light.

322
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And he's like yeah I did notice that.

323
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So we really got lucky.

324
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And the other thing was we there was this other couple of bands one of them Macabre

325
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from Illinois from Chicago.

326
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We played with those guys when we were younger back in the early 90s late 80s.

327
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But okay.

328
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It was this other band repulsion.

329
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And there was all these Hispanic.

330
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Well listen this family.

331
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I am listening.

332
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We're in Grindcore death metal shit.

333
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Like it was so brutal.

334
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I couldn't even take it.

335
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I like that.

336
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And this fucking I know you do.

337
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And I thought of you.

338
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And I thought man needles would love this show.

339
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But the thing that blew my mind was the fucking gig was about sixty five or seventy percent

340
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Hispanic chicks man.

341
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And yeah but they always been into that.

342
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Yes.

343
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Is it a little tendency.

344
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I know their whole cholo chola thing.

345
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I know.

346
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But I just didn't.

347
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There's a whole subset of Hispanic.

348
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I just couldn't believe the amount of them.

349
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like, wow, this is pretty fucking amazing.

350
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It was kind of cool.

351
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They have their thing.

352
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Yeah, they were down with it.

353
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They love fucking rock and roll.

354
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That's why I like the movie.

355
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It wasn't rock and roll, technically.

356
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Oh, they love heavy shit.

357
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I mean, this is like on the other polar opposite

358
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of rock and roll.

359
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This is an acquired taste.

360
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If you don't like it.

361
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Somewhat.

362
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Well, if you don't like it, you don't like it.

363
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You tell within the first two seconds

364
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if you don't see that shit.

365
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Yeah, most people don't like it.

366
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Yeah, the mass majority of people do not like that.

367
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I'll tell you, it made DRI seem like fucking easy listening.

368
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Really?

369
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Oh, yeah.

370
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And they're going, they fucking play fast, man.

371
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They're fucking balls out.

372
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Did you read about that thing with the babies

373
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and the fucking blood that they were taking, man?

374
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So in New Jersey, in this hospital,

375
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they were taking the baby's blood and keeping it

376
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and not telling the parents.

377
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And so now they're coming and taking blood,

378
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drawing blood while the baby's still alive?

379
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Yeah.

380
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And then, well, yeah, now I was dead.

381
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But who knows?

382
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I mean, they might be.

383
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I didn't really.

384
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Yeah, well, I mean, they're doing worse

385
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than fucking taking blood, I'll tell you that.

386
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I don't know.

387
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But like all we want to test is blood,

388
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but they're really just fucking drinking it and shit.

389
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Well, they would bank it.

390
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Yeah.

391
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Okay.

392
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And then now it's like,

393
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and the funny thing about this article is

394
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when you think of like, you've never seen Blade.

395
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,920
It's a great movie with Leslie Snipes.

396
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He's a fucking vampire.

397
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He's a daywalker.

398
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So he's born from whatever.

399
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I'm not gonna get into it.

400
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,720
But he was a vampire that could walk during the day.

401
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,720
It was an awesome movie.

402
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Nice.

403
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,120
And they would go to these blood banks

404
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,840
and the vampires would pick up blood.

405
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And so that's what these people,

406
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these people aren't speculating that,

407
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,960
but it's like, you can take this blood

408
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,320
and they can use it for anything, you know, government shit.

409
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You know, you get 23 and me.

410
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Like they could just enter the blood in a database.

411
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Yeah.

412
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Without anybody's consent, which is very alarming.

413
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Very alarming.

414
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,320
I mean, this is our bodily fluids that they're taking

415
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when you can't even consent to it.

416
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Talk about an invasion of privacy.

417
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:05,960
Well, now that people are up in arms about it,

418
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I don't know how they found out.

419
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,280
I've read the article, but wouldn't you be,

420
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,040
wouldn't you be kind of pissed off

421
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,160
if you had an infant baby, if they're coming in

422
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,160
and taking blood from your kids for fucking nefarious reasons,

423
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,600
other than what they're telling you?

424
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,440
I wouldn't.

425
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,260
They shouldn't be taking anybody.

426
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:25,080
I mean, they take our blood all the time.

427
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,280
Who knows what governments involved with, you know,

428
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,120
think about that.

429
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,200
Dude, man, when you're in the hospital,

430
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anybody that's ever got injured or has had an illness

431
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,160
knows this.

432
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,120
Those motherfuckers come in like,

433
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,760
it seems like more than,

434
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no, they're taking so much blood from it.

435
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,760
It's almost like, do you ever see,

436
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,240
okay, here's a movie that you just saw.

437
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,960
That was left handed too.

438
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:50,960
Rosemary's Baby.

439
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Left hand in a ditch.

440
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,120
Yeah, dude.

441
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,400
Do you ever see Rosemary's Baby?

442
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,240
Long time ago.

443
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,080
Okay.

444
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:57,920
Well, they're like drugging her.

445
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,520
It's almost like they're doping her down

446
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so she doesn't know what's going on

447
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,320
and she's like in a daze.

448
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,360
And it's almost as if they're keeping her on.

449
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,840
It's almost as if they're draining her blood

450
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,680
and she finds out they're not.

451
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,920
It's almost as or they are.

452
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,120
I don't quite remember.

453
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,160
I think they're just drugging her with something.

454
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But it's almost like the same effect it would have

455
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where she's always tired and she can't get up

456
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and she can't move.

457
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Cause she doesn't have enough energy

458
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cause she doesn't have enough blood.

459
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,880
It's like that.

460
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That is the worst analogy ever.

461
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:26,920
Whatever.

462
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,600
I mean, that was just wasted my time.

463
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,520
Thanks, I'll never get that shit back.

464
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You fucking asshole.

465
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,720
But no, I understand what you mean though.

466
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The lethargic feeling.

467
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,840
You know what I mean?

468
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,720
But that's, they're being drugged.

469
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,360
It's not like you're fucking bleeding her literally.

470
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No.

471
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But no, who knows what the fuck they're gonna do.

472
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So think about that.

473
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Every time you go, cause we were reading about,

474
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we'd read about that that one time

475
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about how they want Pfizer wants you

476
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on like three types of drugs for an adult.

477
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At least.

478
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At least and then one for a child

479
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or a certain age limit when they could start drugging them.

480
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,520
Of course they do.

481
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,760
Yeah, they just pushed pills.

482
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,600
Well, cause what is it?

483
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,040
I think it was in 1984.

484
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,920
Was it Reagan signed a bill

485
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that you can't sue pharmaceutical companies?

486
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,960
Was it all the way back then?

487
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,200
Yeah, I think it was Reagan.

488
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,040
I might be wrong.

489
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:08,880
Someone fact-checked me.

490
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,600
Well, what about when they sued for Roxy Cotton?

491
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,440
They sued.

492
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,280
Well, yeah.

493
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,120
They get sued all the time.

494
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:14,960
Pfizer and what's that called?

495
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,320
The fucking Sackler family.

496
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,280
Yeah, I think they get sued all the time, bro.

497
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,200
Well, if it's, I mean, that was just negligent.

498
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,040
You know what I mean?

499
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:23,880
That was wine open.

500
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They knew, dude, they knew.

501
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,200
You're telling me that they don't have

502
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,400
a fucking- It was wide open.

503
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,160
I'm saying it was just negligence.

504
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,600
They just did it in the open, man.

505
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,480
Like they would send these,

506
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I think they were called oxy kiddies

507
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or whatever, cotton kiddies,

508
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,000
or they would send the hot girls to these doctors

509
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and they'd ask all,

510
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,520
so here you go, keep on prescribing.

511
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,400
Oh, they do that with all of them, bro.

512
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,600
They do that with all the pills.

513
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,560
And you know what, but you're gonna tell me

514
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,200
that the guy that makes oxy cotton

515
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,360
doesn't have some kid in his family

516
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,320
that's a druggy that's all fucked up on these pills.

517
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,880
Well, I don't think that offsets anything.

518
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,520
Well, no, I'm saying they know how addictive

519
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:00,840
and how fucked up it was.

520
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,000
Yeah, they're not fucking idiots, man.

521
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,520
These guys are making drugs in a lab.

522
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,840
Man, I used to love those motherfucking things.

523
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,320
It wasn't a big oxy guy.

524
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,400
Oh, man, that was the best,

525
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,600
but you know what, that's the worst shit out there.

526
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,440
It was fucked up.

527
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,600
Well, it's because the problem is it's pharmaceutical.

528
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,600
Yeah, and the other thing is-

529
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,880
Shit's strong as balls.

530
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,720
Yeah.

531
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,120
And then they just taken the fuck away from you.

532
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,440
I would have to go get it from this old man

533
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,800
that was like dying in fucking.

534
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,040
He wouldn't even take him

535
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,360
because it fucked him up too bad.

536
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,040
Yeah, those things are not to be messed with.

537
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,600
By his prescription from him.

538
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,520
And I would fucking drive to Indiana.

539
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,360
Yeah.

540
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,320
And I would fucking, he'd call me,

541
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,480
I'd drop everything in fucking the middle of the hall.

542
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,720
You could have just went the other way down to the city

543
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,960
and went to a dope spot and got the same thing.

544
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,680
No, I know, but dude, I was getting-

545
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,520
For cheap up rice.

546
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,920
Well, here's the thing, I was getting a big bottle

547
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,160
and it was like, you know,

548
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,600
it was like Christmas motherfucking thing.

549
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,440
See, but did you hear that?

550
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,280
No, yeah, but did you just hear that?

551
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,120
You could have went to the city and got-

552
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:54,960
No, I did that too though.

553
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,800
You know what I mean?

554
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,880
Well, that was the same, but you're just like,

555
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,920
I gotta get those pills.

556
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,840
Yeah, I liked them both, but I liked the IZ better.

557
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,960
And they're expensive.

558
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,160
They were a dollar milligram at one point.

559
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,600
That's outrageous.

560
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,200
Holy crap, man.

561
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,680
I mean, think about that.

562
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,520
I know.

563
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,120
And then that's when the whole-

564
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,920
That's when the bottom dropped out.

565
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,680
Well, yeah, that's when society hit a wall.

566
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,760
Yeah, that's when whole little towns in-

567
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,240
Yeah, in Virginia would drop that or fucking Kentucky.

568
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,080
They would be pill mills.

569
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,560
Self-division would drop that.

570
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,240
Yeah, just crazy.

571
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,160
The grandma, the grandma, the kids, the baby.

572
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,800
Your aunt's out there sucking dick for fucking oxies.

573
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,960
She's like, ah, man, this is a good-

574
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,160
They're doing a great job at it.

575
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,320
Oh, I would, man, she has no teeth.

576
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,080
And a lot of PBR, get anybody good looking, right?

577
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,960
But so even talking about junkies and shit like that,

578
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,720
did you see the funny thing about San Francisco,

579
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,800
they cleaned all their shit?

580
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,640
Oh, man.

581
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,920
They got rid of the homeless.

582
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,320
The damn news is the biggest cocksucker.

583
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,880
He is so greasy.

584
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,240
Holy shit.

585
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,080
He's like-

586
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,320
He is the greasiest fucking politician.

587
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,160
To China too, come on, man.

588
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,640
I mean, talk about just making us look like bitches.

589
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,920
He is a cocksucker.

590
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,080
Man, totally on our own.

591
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,880
Fuck, do I love America, man.

592
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,560
This is the greatest country in the world.

593
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,400
It definitely is.

594
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,320
And these guys are turning us into a laughing stock.

595
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,520
We are, man.

596
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,360
You know-

597
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,600
I mean, we got a weak-minded buffoon out at the podium.

598
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,440
Did you see-

599
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,000
He's shaking no hair.

600
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,320
Man.

601
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,160
He's hallucinating.

602
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,000
What are you doing?

603
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,360
Did you see what he did to him with the unknown soldier?

604
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,200
Oh, man.

605
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,680
I really would have fallen in.

606
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,960
He goes and hangs a wreath.

607
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,800
Because he doesn't know what happened.

608
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,640
He goes and hangs a wreath and then doesn't know what to do.

609
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,640
Pulls a dick out.

610
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:43,040
Canola Dr. Surgeon Jill Biden is there.

611
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,040
Dr. Surgeon in quotation marks.

612
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,040
You know, like-

613
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:47,880
Yeah, everybody does that.

614
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,160
And then maybe like an honor guard, a marine guy.

615
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,840
Everybody's touched children.

616
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,840
And he's supposed to hang-

617
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,920
He has a hang gang of them.

618
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,760
Yeah, but he's supposed to hang the wreath.

619
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,960
Maybe not the marines.

620
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,160
They didn't.

621
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,680
There was some marines there protecting them.

622
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,520
Okay, hey, whoa.

623
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,960
You can't say they're all bad.

624
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,120
All the politicians have, yes.

625
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:06,960
Just speculating.

626
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,800
Yes.

627
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,640
But, okay, so he hangs the wreath

628
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,960
and then he doesn't know what to do.

629
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,840
And the fucking guy who's saluting him next to the wreath

630
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,960
is like telling him, okay, go back now.

631
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,480
And he's like looking at the guy.

632
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,560
He's like, who are you?

633
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,400
Exactly.

634
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,240
Where am I?

635
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,200
And he's gonna tell him as respectfully as possible.

636
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,520
This is a child's day here.

637
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,840
He always had to turn him around

638
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,680
and walk him back to the fucking spot.

639
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,280
And it's like Biden did not know what the fuck he was doing.

640
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,080
Yeah, he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing at any time.

641
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,440
The guy's 80 years old and he's seen eye-opening.

642
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,280
But here's the thing.

643
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,120
Here's the thing.

644
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:35,960
He's just a puppet.

645
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,800
He gives old people a bad name.

646
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,880
Cause look at my dad.

647
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,320
My dad's older than Biden.

648
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,320
He's way fucking smarter.

649
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,880
Yeah, you got a big Joe on again.

650
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,840
Biden was a fucking idiot when he was 40 years old.

651
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,600
He's always been a fucking dummy.

652
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,440
He's since a bad trip, too, man.

653
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,240
He's joined it at the bottom of his fucking class.

654
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,040
He's a fucking dummy.

655
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,360
He lies about everything.

656
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,600
All his speeches throughout history

657
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,000
from the first one he's made.

658
00:23:59,000 --> 00:23:59,840
Well, there's an election coming up, so I mean, yeah.

659
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,840
Until this last one had been plagiarized.

660
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:02,680
It doesn't matter.

661
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,040
The elections are fixed.

662
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:04,880
Well, okay.

663
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,720
The elections don't even matter.

664
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,000
Well, there's video proof of that.

665
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,120
So we don't tell some nuts when we say that.

666
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,480
No, it's not nuts.

667
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,680
So I've lived in Chicago my whole life.

668
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,960
I've been a hardcore Democrat my whole life.

669
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,640
So has my wife.

670
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,080
She was a fucking public defender in Cook County.

671
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,720
You had to be a Democrat.

672
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,480
Her dad was a fucking judge.

673
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,240
He was a hardcore Democrat.

674
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,040
Dude, it took a lot for me.

675
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,120
These motherfuckers went down the tubes.

676
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,840
We had a jump ship.

677
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,440
It's not like I wasn't on the other side

678
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,240
and I'm just pointing the finger.

679
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,800
I was there and said, listen,

680
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:40,480
these motherfuckers are fucking retarded, man.

681
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,880
Seriously.

682
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,880
Trump is what made me fucking go out.

683
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,680
I've never voted in my whole life

684
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,360
until Trump ran, actually,

685
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,960
because it was the first time I felt like someone

686
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,440
with a brain was running.

687
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,000
Nobody has our best interests.

688
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,360
You need people that are undiluted or like pure from...

689
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,400
The swamp.

690
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,360
Well, no, pure from just they have their own money.

691
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,760
They can run their own campaign.

692
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,840
They don't have to do this.

693
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,960
They're not funded by all these people.

694
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,160
Like that, VVAC, that's his name, right?

695
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,280
VVAC Ramaswamy.

696
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,640
Man, when he went on the Republican...

697
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,480
What was that?

698
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,320
What was it?

699
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,160
The debate.

700
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,360
The primary debate.

701
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:20,240
Man, he said some crazy shit and it's crazy that like...

702
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,840
And they fucking don't like that.

703
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,640
Newsome, he's a fat tub of...

704
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,640
Chris Christie.

705
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,240
Chris Christie, he's a fat tub of shit.

706
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,800
And he had a mousse knuckle.

707
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,960
Do you ever see a man's knuckle?

708
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,880
When he threw at the baseball game,

709
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,560
there's a great picture of him.

710
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,280
And it's going up like, yeah, he's got a man's knuckle

711
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,120
or whatever you want.

712
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,200
He's sweating his nuts in here.

713
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,360
Yeah.

714
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,360
You know what, listen, I'm not fat shaming,

715
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,120
but he's a fat tub of shit.

716
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:44,960
You know?

717
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,280
Here's the thing, you could be fat,

718
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,960
but just don't be a tub of shit.

719
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,800
Well, be cool.

720
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,000
Be like, you know, John Candy or Ralphie Mayer,

721
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,840
be cool about it.

722
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,560
Don't be such a prick about it.

723
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,640
You know, you're so serious about everything.

724
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,440
Nikki Haley, she's done with a box of rocks.

725
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,280
Man, when she...

726
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,120
She sucks.

727
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,960
And who's the other dude Newsome?

728
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,040
Nikki Haley lets her fucking emotions roll.

729
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:05,880
You know what I like?

730
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,000
There's a revet called Nikki Haley,

731
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,160
Dick Cheney and Three In Chills.

732
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,360
That's amazing.

733
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,560
Dick Cheney was a bad ass.

734
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,680
You know what, fuck Dick Cheney, man.

735
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,520
He was a killer.

736
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,920
He was shooting a motherfucker.

737
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,760
He did.

738
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,600
I know.

739
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,720
Don't go hunting with him.

740
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,560
Yeah.

741
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,000
Motherfucker's dangerous.

742
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,800
He's a buckshot.

743
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,000
He's like, oh, that was an accident, man.

744
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,840
Yeah, okay.

745
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,840
Don't forget that, bitch.

746
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,400
Yeah, this is what happens.

747
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,240
I'm just gonna shoot you.

748
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,120
He literally shot the guy.

749
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,120
He didn't do nothing about it.

750
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:40,960
And it was like, you know,

751
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,920
first they went and had dinner and everything.

752
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,760
Yeah, they got a hammer.

753
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,600
Yeah.

754
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,440
And that's what he said.

755
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,280
He was like, I was drunk.

756
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,600
That's the other thing, man.

757
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,560
You don't want to be hanging around with someone

758
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,440
that's real fucked up and they have a gun.

759
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,440
They all had guns.

760
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,280
They were hunting.

761
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,120
I know, man.

762
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:55,960
You shouldn't be fucking saying.

763
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,960
You don't want to be hanging out with Dick Cheney

764
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,800
with a gun, man.

765
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,640
Here's the thing, when you're really drunk

766
00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,600
and you should, when someone says,

767
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,680
hey, let's go hunting.

768
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,600
I got a bunch of guns.

769
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,360
You should say, nah, man, that's probably a bad idea.

770
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,480
Yeah, but they just didn't pick up from like the city

771
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,840
and go, they were probably on a hunting trip.

772
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,680
Oh, yeah, I know.

773
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,640
So I mean, he probably lives on a fucking.

774
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,880
I'm assuming there were, I want to look into that.

775
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,760
That's a very good, man, I forgot about that.

776
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,520
But I bet you there was some bad blood.

777
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,400
And the guy was so scared, he said it's okay.

778
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,080
There was some probably bad blood during the weekend.

779
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:23,920
Boys are all together.

780
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,280
Looking at his wife's ass, he saw out of the corner of his eye.

781
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,440
He fucking says, I'm gonna shoot that guy.

782
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,240
The power that Dick Cheney had.

783
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,880
Or who knows, back then.

784
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,200
He took over 9-11.

785
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,320
Hey, the guy could have possibly fucked.

786
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,280
What's her name?

787
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,440
The daughter that's now a cunt that's in Congress.

788
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,120
You're really a cunt.

789
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,280
What the hell's her name, man?

790
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,120
Cheney.

791
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,800
Liz Cheney.

792
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,000
I couldn't think of her name, Liz Cheney.

793
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,280
Maybe fucking Dick Cheney caught his buddy

794
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,640
banging his daughter who at the time was,

795
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,040
you know, this is going back.

796
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,920
What in the hell are you talking about?

797
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,560
Maybe she was, you know.

798
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,600
Are you just making this up?

799
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,440
Yeah.

800
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,280
Okay, I can tell.

801
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,320
That was very far-fetched.

802
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,000
You know, and he says, I'm gonna shoot this fucker in the face.

803
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,080
I'm gonna pretend we're gonna go hunting and I'm gonna say,

804
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,160
go look at Doc and then shoot him.

805
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,000
I mean.

806
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,440
After he caught with the daughter and he's like,

807
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,240
oh, I'm sorry, sir.

808
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,080
Don't worry, dude.

809
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:19,920
He's just gonna shoot somebody in the face.

810
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,440
It's okay, my daughter's a little tramp.

811
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,920
She does this all the time.

812
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,240
You're still on the scenario, aren't you?

813
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,680
Oh man, this sounds like you've been thinking

814
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,240
about this for a while.

815
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,800
I just made it up this second.

816
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,520
I just made it up.

817
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,080
Man, your mind goes to some weird places.

818
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,120
It does.

819
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,360
I mean, I don't understand how.

820
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,720
But just remember that Biden has always been an idiot

821
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,320
and it's nothing to do with his age.

822
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,760
He's a fucking dummy and he's an empty shell.

823
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,120
And he's always has been and he always will be.

824
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,840
Everybody's like, oh, Biden is sending

825
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,480
this country to war if you're an idiot.

826
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,320
He's not sending us anywhere.

827
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,920
The military industrial complex.

828
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,040
They're sending Biden to bed with no pudding

829
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,760
if he doesn't do what he says.

830
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,640
I mean, he probably gets home and they just drug him up.

831
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,920
And just knock his ass out.

832
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,480
Shoot him with fucking dope at night to fucking knock him down.

833
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,120
Some kind of fucking sedative.

834
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,120
And in the morning, hit him with adrenaline

835
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,520
when he starts fucking, you know,

836
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,200
giving the Hitler-Math fucking mixture or whatever.

837
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,720
I don't even think he could dress himself at this point.

838
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,960
No, dude.

839
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,640
Like the way that he just reacts

840
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,480
and the way that he's been fighting.

841
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,800
It's probably not even him.

842
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,480
I honestly think he's been dead since 2019.

843
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,880
I've said this before.

844
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,560
Why do you think that, Larry?

845
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,080
Because they've got prosthetic masks

846
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,920
that would fucking blow your fucking mind, man.

847
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,880
It's hits back?

848
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,400
Yeah, I could do it where

849
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,280
someone could make a mask of me and you know me well.

850
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,400
What an ugly-ass mask.

851
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,120
And then they could sit here

852
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,680
and if they had my voice down, fool you.

853
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,800
And then pull it off and you'd be like, no way.

854
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,600
Or I'd come walking around the other corner

855
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,440
and you'd have a heart attack.

856
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,760
No, I'd choke his ass out, put him in the fucking seat belt,

857
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,600
kick him in the nuts.

858
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,960
Except it would really be me walking

859
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,200
and the guy coming around the corner would be sunny

860
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,760
with a mask in my face.

861
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,840
And he'd fucking rip your fucking throat out.

862
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,000
You really like that idea, don't you?

863
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,160
Look at you smiling over there.

864
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,800
Fucking psycho.

865
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,640
What are you doing?

866
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,480
That's not nice.

867
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,240
So let me show you, Larry's-

868
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,120
Oh, there's autistic-

869
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,880
Larry's autistic corner today.

870
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,680
We're gonna do a show and tell thing.

871
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,480
He has a little bag, a little box of stuff.

872
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,320
Yeah.

873
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,160
Knick-knacks and wigwams and shit.

874
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,840
This is some old vintage shit.

875
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,560
And today what we're gonna show you-

876
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,560
I know what that is.

877
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:37,200
It's a shopping list thing.

878
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,520
Let me show you.

879
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,360
You can't even see music from it.

880
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,160
Here's how it works.

881
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,000
I'm just gonna block my face, right?

882
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,400
You take what you want and you'd like just-

883
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,160
So there's this little switch.

884
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,000
There's butter, bread.

885
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,400
So you don't have to write it down, right.

886
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,920
Everything's written on there.

887
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,800
And so what, choke to the camera, Larry.

888
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,160
The best is it's got cigarettes.

889
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,520
So what it does is it has-

890
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,360
Coffee.

891
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,520
And the backside also.

892
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,960
And both sides have items on there.

893
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,760
And it would be every item that you'd possibly need

894
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,680
to run a household in, I don't know, the 50s or whatever.

895
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,120
It doesn't have Doritos.

896
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,240
There's ice packs in there

897
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,880
so it would put over your eye when dinner's not ready.

898
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,600
So it's an alphabetical order

899
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,480
and it's got applesauce, baby food, bacon, ham,

900
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,720
bandages, beans, peas, beer, ale.

901
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,560
Okay, enough.

902
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,560
You don't have to read everything.

903
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:31,560
Moving, bulbs, bread, breadcrumbs, bread rolls, butter,

904
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,520
cake, pie, candies, ketchup.

905
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,360
Cake and pie?

906
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,200
Cereals.

907
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,240
Oh, you know it says cake and then slash pie.

908
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,080
Oh, okay.

909
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,720
I mean, if you're gonna buy a cake or pie,

910
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,680
you're usually not getting both.

911
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,640
So they put them both on one.

912
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,280
I don't know, let's give a swoon to you.

913
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,440
And then this way, you're not wasting paper.

914
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,320
This is the ultimate green fucking thing

915
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,160
for all you tree huggers out there, man.

916
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,680
And it's made out of metal, it's high quality,

917
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,240
the fucking thing still works.

918
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,160
It's gotta be, I don't know, 70 fucking years old.

919
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,240
All right, enough of Larry's story.

920
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,600
So yeah, that's that.

921
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,120
Thank you, Larry, that was great.

922
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:08,960
That is pretty cool.

923
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,800
They don't make shit like they used to.

924
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,640
No, they don't.

925
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,160
I mean, that's actually a smart invention.

926
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,520
It would cut down on paper and all that.

927
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,240
And I'm sure the guy who invented it

928
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,120
worked at some company already

929
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,840
and got fucked out of the idea

930
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,520
and they made all the money off of him

931
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,480
and he got nothing.

932
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,920
Yeah, back then everybody got fucked.

933
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,400
Like the guy that worked for Zenith TVs.

934
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,480
Zenith, I think.

935
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:34,160
That made the remote control clicker, yes.

936
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,520
He worked for the company

937
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,240
and he got like a $50 bonus while his boss

938
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,320
got all the accolades and credit and big bonus.

939
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,160
Do you notice?

940
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,600
Yes, as a fact.

941
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,000
He is actually from, I think it was at the Motorola Company

942
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,840
or something.

943
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,600
I don't know if it was Motorola or Zenith.

944
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,120
I think it was Zenith.

945
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,600
But it was in Chicago.

946
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,600
Okay, the company was in Chicago.

947
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,520
Well, that narrows it down.

948
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,800
My grandma worked at fucking Motorola

949
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,840
and so did my mom.

950
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,960
I think you're just mixing like five stories here.

951
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,400
No, man, I'm not.

952
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,120
But I'm just saying, the guy got fucked out of the idea

953
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,840
probably the same as the guy that made this little.

954
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,000
I mean, that's a little trinket.

955
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,480
How many of those can you really sell?

956
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,080
It's not like it is now with the internet

957
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,120
where you could sell them all over the world.

958
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,080
It's like a thing at the counter would be an impulse buy.

959
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,160
No, I mean.

960
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,600
You'd see it and go, oh, this is kind of cool.

961
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,800
It is very cool, actually.

962
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,080
If you look at it, I mean, it's very ingenious.

963
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,320
Cold cuts.

964
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,760
It's got some fucked up shit.

965
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,280
How does it work on the back if you use the front?

966
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,120
Well, they got two different things.

967
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:36,960
Oh, there's two.

968
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,360
They're each independent of each other.

969
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,800
Oh, nice, okay.

970
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,680
That's some ingenuity there.

971
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,520
I like that.

972
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,360
Yeah.

973
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,320
I mean, old school shit's cool.

974
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,280
It's pretty cool.

975
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,120
That's how it goes.

976
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,040
I know that's how it goes.

977
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,840
You just showed me that thing.

978
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,520
All right, is it?

979
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,840
They were not even close.

980
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,120
Is it time for the fortune cookie 500?

981
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,280
Oh, shit, I forgot about that.

982
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,120
I'll go on.

983
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,920
Very, very honorable.

984
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,520
Welcome to the fortune cookie 500.

985
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,680
Very honorable fortune cookies.

986
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,160
Fortune cookie 500.

987
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,840
Very honorable fortune cookies, fortune cookie 500.

988
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,360
Oh, oh, shit.

989
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,040
This one's bad.

990
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,600
Bad isn't good or good isn't bad.

991
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,440
I don't know.

992
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,280
All right.

993
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,120
It could be both.

994
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:33,960
Let's hear it.

995
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,000
Friends long absent are coming back to you.

996
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,080
Wait, what was that again?

997
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:44,080
Friends long absent are coming back to you.

998
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,720
I don't know if that's good or bad.

999
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,400
Right, I mean, that's someone that's gonna.

1000
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,840
I don't want my crazy X coming back to me.

1001
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,080
Exactly.

1002
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,040
It could be bad.

1003
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,400
That's why I said this is a bad one.

1004
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,240
For the police.

1005
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,640
I mean, friends at this point.

1006
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,960
Yeah.

1007
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,680
When they know you by first name basis,

1008
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,440
I remember when the cops found my phone one time.

1009
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,400
So friends are just gonna show up out of nowhere.

1010
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,280
Yeah, long absent.

1011
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,320
Well, we know a couple we don't want to see around here.

1012
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,200
Yeah, but they're not long absence.

1013
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,960
Well, what do you define as long absent?

1014
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,520
More than two months.

1015
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,920
You just went right to the lowest limit.

1016
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,080
You didn't even think about going higher than that.

1017
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,600
But long absent would really be years.

1018
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,640
I mean, that's not really a long absence.

1019
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,480
It's like 60 days.

1020
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,840
Yeah, there we go.

1021
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,840
It would be like four or five years.

1022
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,680
Okay.

1023
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:35,520
That seems like a.

1024
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,920
It would really be perfect.

1025
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,760
Yeah, depending on who these people are.

1026
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,600
Yeah.

1027
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:41,960
Lifetime would be even better.

1028
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:42,800
Sometimes.

1029
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,240
Let's just stick with that.

1030
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,240
Just don't come around no more.

1031
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,080
Yeah.

1032
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,320
But,

1033
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,200
That fortune cookie 500, I'll tell you man,

1034
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,200
it could really ruin your life.

1035
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,680
It'll fuck you up.

1036
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,120
Man, I hope you're not talking for us personally.

1037
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,200
We're just saying in general.

1038
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,840
Just in general for everybody.

1039
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,200
If you live life fortune cookie to fortune cookie.

1040
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,040
Yeah.

1041
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,320
You're gonna be in trouble.

1042
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,680
Oh shit.

1043
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,920
Man, I forgot to pay.

1044
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,440
I won't eat the enemy's food.

1045
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,800
So we can't, I mean, so we're just gonna,

1046
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,240
maybe we should just buy some off the internet.

1047
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,800
I won't eat Chinese food.

1048
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,640
I won't eat a lot of fucking different food.

1049
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,920
I like sushi though, man.

1050
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,080
It's a tough one.

1051
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,200
But even though it was perpetrated by us.

1052
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:30,960
Right.

1053
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,160
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.

1054
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,200
So you can have sushi.

1055
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,120
That's the parameters that you have to follow.

1056
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,360
By every country that we wanna have.

1057
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,160
Ooh, I love Vietnamese food.

1058
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,600
Like, ah, don't worry about it.

1059
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,440
Nothing happened there.

1060
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,080
I had some Thai food the other day.

1061
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,080
That's okay.

1062
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,000
Vietnamese food is okay, right?

1063
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:49,840
Yeah.

1064
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,840
I mean, nothing happened there.

1065
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:51,680
No.

1066
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,600
It was just a big mess up.

1067
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,840
It wasn't their fault.

1068
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,680
No, so.

1069
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,800
They didn't fucking come in, you know, bomb us.

1070
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,760
We fucking went tampered with them.

1071
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,560
Just like we always, just like we're doing now.

1072
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,400
That's what we do.

1073
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,440
We love war.

1074
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,280
Oh man.

1075
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,120
War is expensive.

1076
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:07,960
It's exciting.

1077
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,800
It's a lot of money.

1078
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,680
It's exhilarating to fucking drop there.

1079
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,000
I don't know who.

1080
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,120
And slaughter thousands of fucking,

1081
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,960
it's horrible fucking shit, man.

1082
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,800
It really is.

1083
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,960
Nobody should die first.

1084
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,800
Just nothing.

1085
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,080
And right now, hey, and you know,

1086
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,440
remember, I'm sure everybody might remember

1087
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,280
when I said how my band,

1088
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,880
when they had the Iranian hostages in 79,

1089
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,360
in the, they had them for 444 days

1090
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,800
and they had them blindfolded

1091
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,400
and we practiced blindfolded.

1092
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,600
Well, they had one of the blindfolded guys

1093
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,280
who was 20 years old at the time.

1094
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,920
He was one of the hostages that got held in Iran

1095
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,200
on TV the other day.

1096
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,520
Mary was watching it.

1097
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,840
And I watched.

1098
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,080
This is the guy who survived it.

1099
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,480
Yes, he survived it.

1100
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,480
And Iran didn't want to give up the booty to Carter

1101
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,640
or Reagan.

1102
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,960
So they released the hostages

1103
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,480
right as the inauguration was happening.

1104
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,840
So there was no technically no president

1105
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,400
in office at the time.

1106
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,240
Okay.

1107
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:10,080
They didn't want to.

1108
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:10,920
They were the transfer of power.

1109
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,080
Yeah, they didn't want to bow down

1110
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,560
to either one of those fuckers.

1111
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,160
Well, listen, you just said something else.

1112
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,320
But he was just saying how they got treated

1113
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,640
and the shit they did to him

1114
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,400
and how fucking bad it was.

1115
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,880
And you know, we just got to pray for the fucking people

1116
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,400
that they got right now as hostages

1117
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,920
because who knows what the fuck they're going through.

1118
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,840
You know, the.

1119
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,360
I haven't seen any video of hostages.

1120
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,280
If you.

1121
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,440
No, but I mean.

1122
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,640
They say there isn't just for the sake of maybe if there is

1123
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,920
we got to fucking hope that they're fucking treated.

1124
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,280
They say the country's going great.

1125
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,120
I treat them too bad.

1126
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,640
They say we don't have a crime problem.

1127
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,000
They say this, they say that.

1128
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:46,840
Yeah.

1129
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,680
They're just gonna believe that Larry.

1130
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,560
Come on, you're smarter than this.

1131
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,400
Yeah.

1132
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,680
They think Mary Jane's got to your brain.

1133
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,520
Maybe.

1134
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,360
Yeah, man.

1135
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,680
You're slowing down in your old age.

1136
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,320
Suck a kick right in the ribs.

1137
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,280
How would you like to wake you up old man?

1138
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,320
But the fuck.

1139
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,160
Okay.

1140
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,000
So like we were talking about.

1141
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,480
But they really did get held back then.

1142
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,320
What's that?

1143
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,160
Hostages.

1144
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,000
Yeah.

1145
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,240
Now it's now with social media, it's more paradeable.

1146
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,080
That's what I'm saying.

1147
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,680
Remember when the war started with all this like attack

1148
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,960
Hamas and Israel and then all things just disappeared.

1149
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,520
It's not as prevalent as it was.

1150
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,360
Well, we're still going like crazy.

1151
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,720
And today they had a huge.

1152
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,960
Who knows what we're doing over there.

1153
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,160
I think they had a huge rally in New York

1154
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:29,400
or maybe Washington today, Washington DC.

1155
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,560
They're just dividing the public to fight against each other.

1156
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,400
That's what they're doing right now.

1157
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,240
They had a huge pro-Israel rally.

1158
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,080
It's not gonna be.

1159
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,440
And it was completely different than the.

1160
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,760
It's not gonna be a race war.

1161
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,200
It's gonna be a political war.

1162
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,720
That's what's gonna be the problem.

1163
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:46,040
Because we're seeing everybody band together over this.

1164
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,920
And the funny thing is they go and ask these people questions

1165
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,760
and they don't know the answers.

1166
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,200
But today when they had their rally, the is.

1167
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,360
Which one's a Palestinian?

1168
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,360
No, the pro-Israel rally.

1169
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,440
There was no burning of flags.

1170
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,280
Well, I mean.

1171
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,320
There was no fighting.

1172
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,840
There was nobody in masks

1173
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,280
because nobody has to hide who they are.

1174
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,800
Well, there's a lot of FBI plants just like

1175
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,760
at January 6th that they've proven.

1176
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,480
And just like at other places.

1177
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,080
They plant these people in there to incite violence.

1178
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,000
And they want us to hate each other.

1179
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,200
And that's the easiest way to break down a society.

1180
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,360
Separate them.

1181
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,200
Well, yeah.

1182
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,920
I mean, if the government has any hand.

1183
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,440
I'm not saying there's not plants.

1184
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,440
I'm just saying that the crowd was completely different

1185
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,560
at the rallies.

1186
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,200
The Palestinian fuckers were.

1187
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,040
Okay.

1188
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,680
But who are animals?

1189
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,200
Maybe that they, they putting these plants in there.

1190
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,160
Maybe these people are doing something completely different.

1191
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,200
It doesn't help anybody.

1192
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,840
War is not going to help anybody.

1193
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,200
But these people that are.

1194
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,040
It's going to help.

1195
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:37,880
These people that are.

1196
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,200
Well, these people, well, yes.

1197
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,320
And Boeing.

1198
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,520
It's going to help all of them.

1199
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,360
And all of them.

1200
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,200
And all of them.

1201
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,040
And all of them have a stake in that.

1202
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:44,880
And all of them have a stake in that.

1203
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,480
They all got skin in the game, man.

1204
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,440
They're all going to fucking make tons and tons of money.

1205
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,800
Everybody's got skin in the game.

1206
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,640
Yeah.

1207
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,560
We all do too.

1208
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,640
Except we're not making money off of it.

1209
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,840
We're paying for it.

1210
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,240
And they're fucking making money off of it.

1211
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,080
Yeah.

1212
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,000
Just want to see bugs and shit.

1213
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,840
Yeah.

1214
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,680
That's all right.

1215
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,120
You know, we're going to grow meat.

1216
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,040
We don't need, all the land can be used up

1217
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,800
for whatever we want.

1218
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,720
Cause we're rich.

1219
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:10,880
That's all right.

1220
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,160
Supposedly Markey Ramon would eat anything for money.

1221
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,440
And before gig one time, someone offered him like,

1222
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:22,320
short money, like $10 to eat this huge fucking roach.

1223
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,440
And it was big fat.

1224
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,160
This guy was known for this?

1225
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,000
Yeah.

1226
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,000
Yeah.

1227
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:28,960
He would like eat anything.

1228
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,040
And Johnny Ramon was like, dude, dude, don't.

1229
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,400
Yeah. You're going to get sick and die.

1230
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,080
You're going to get sick and fuck up the gig

1231
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,320
for like a five or $10 bet.

1232
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,920
Don't eat that.

1233
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,960
Just wait until after.

1234
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:41,800
And?

1235
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,640
I don't know if he did.

1236
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,480
What the fuck, Larry?

1237
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,800
That is the worst story ever.

1238
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,640
But he wouldn't eat the bug for any time, man.

1239
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,200
He didn't even know the ending.

1240
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,600
No, he would eat bugs all the time.

1241
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,440
I know what you didn't even know.

1242
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,280
How do you know this?

1243
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,120
Cause they wrote about it in the books.

1244
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,960
Oh yeah.

1245
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,800
I was there, dude.

1246
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,640
I was backstage.

1247
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,480
It was in Argentina.

1248
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,800
You all know fuck.

1249
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,640
Let me tell you.

1250
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,760
You were a corner boy in Argentina.

1251
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,920
Just a gay vampire.

1252
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,120
That's what you're going through.

1253
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,440
Just going through life.

1254
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,240
Laugh it up there, Einstein.

1255
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,080
I am.

1256
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:08,920
I'm gone now.

1257
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,880
Just hanging around in Boys Town.

1258
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:12,800
Sucking blood.

1259
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,520
Waiting for some blood to suck.

1260
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,640
That's all right though.

1261
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,120
I mean, it's so funny how,

1262
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,120
what's a dude in California knew some?

1263
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:22,960
Yeah.

1264
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,280
Yeah, how they cleaned up San Francisco so quickly.

1265
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,160
It's like, okay.

1266
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,720
If you want to do that for China, bro.

1267
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,840
What did they do with all the piles of shit?

1268
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:31,680
And the swinges.

1269
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,520
What do you mean?

1270
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,520
They got rid of everything.

1271
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,360
They don't care.

1272
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,720
Homeless, shmoleless.

1273
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:37,520
Go shit somewhere else.

1274
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,760
They just swept them under the rug.

1275
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,920
The minute they'd fucking,

1276
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,200
J-Ping leaves, they'll be back for that night.

1277
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,520
Well, no, no, no, no, no.

1278
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,520
Here's the deal, Larry.

1279
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:46,360
Where'd they go?

1280
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,920
No, now they're turning into a police state.

1281
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,480
Now there's gates up already.

1282
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,560
They have a reason to put the gates up, Larry.

1283
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,240
That's just for show for J-Jing Ping now, right now.

1284
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,320
Why wouldn't they leave it up?

1285
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,480
It's probably expensive to tear it down.

1286
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,480
Leave it up.

1287
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,760
They don't care, it's taxpayer money.

1288
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,600
No, you leave it up.

1289
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,440
The sky's the limit.

1290
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,400
Now you fucking have control of the whole city, in and out.

1291
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,040
Yeah, I don't think they care.

1292
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,640
I don't think they care.

1293
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,920
I think they'll put it up for J-Jing Ping,

1294
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,240
and I think as soon as the motherfuckers leave.

1295
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:21,160
You don't think there was a more cost-effective way

1296
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,320
to fucking get the homeless out of downtown San Francisco

1297
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,080
than build huge metal gates that are black

1298
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,000
that basically go to the edge of the street

1299
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,920
where the sidewalk meets in the curb

1300
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,760
and goes all the way around.

1301
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,360
Come on, Larry.

1302
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,320
Dude, this is a huge scythe, dude.

1303
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,800
You don't think that they would waste that kind of money?

1304
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,640
They already did.

1305
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,080
Yeah, and they'll take it down too,

1306
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,600
and they'll waste it even more.

1307
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,920
They don't fucking care.

1308
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,000
Now they're gonna see, like, oh,

1309
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,720
he's doing something about the homeless,

1310
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,120
and now there's no more crime.

1311
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,440
It's like, okay.

1312
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,400
It's not gonna last.

1313
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,280
The problem is, is that all these homeless people

1314
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,560
that used to be spread out,

1315
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,720
and then they all coagulated in one area.

1316
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:05,320
Everybody out there in computer land marked my words.

1317
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,080
This is Larry Jones telling you that.

1318
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:12,000
The night that G-Pain fucking leaves San Francisco,

1319
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,840
wherever the fuck he's going.

1320
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,280
I'm not saying they won't tear it down.

1321
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,120
I never said that.

1322
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,960
I'll be right back.

1323
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,000
The homeless will be right back,

1324
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,840
and they'll tear it down on those gates.

1325
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,400
But I never said that they weren't gonna tear it down.

1326
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,920
I'm saying this is the perfect way for them

1327
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,320
to get more control over everything.

1328
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,280
Oh, yeah.

1329
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,160
That's what I'm saying, Larry.

1330
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,480
They fucking have the gates up.

1331
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,640
Why would you take them down?

1332
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,360
That place is more secure than the White House.

1333
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,280
I mean, shit.

1334
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,240
Do you see the pictures of the Coke there?

1335
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,960
The White House?

1336
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:40,800
Yeah.

1337
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,800
I mean, come on.

1338
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,280
It was like a glamor shoot.

1339
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,120
Yeah.

1340
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,680
For like, what is that, Stoner magazine?

1341
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,520
Yeah.

1342
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:47,840
Or fucking cocaine time.

1343
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,080
A little bag of Coke and a little

1344
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,080
a bowling alley locker.

1345
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:53,920
Yeah.

1346
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,560
Come on, really?

1347
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,400
Yeah.

1348
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,400
And you can't test to see who's fingerprints

1349
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,240
were on the locker.

1350
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,080
Of course they can.

1351
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,320
And fingerprints were on, I mean, listen.

1352
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,160
Who has the key?

1353
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,000
Do you know what the best is?

1354
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,280
I watched like forensic files.

1355
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,360
Like, oh yeah, they do this shit in the lab.

1356
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,280
They found one here and they fucking had the root

1357
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,040
and they got the DNA of the guy.

1358
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:14,880
Yeah, okay.

1359
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,720
Whatever.

1360
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,560
But here's the thing.

1361
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:17,960
They know who's Coke it is.

1362
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,280
They know it's fucking.

1363
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,360
It's gotta be some good shit.

1364
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:21,320
Well, here's the other thing.

1365
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,800
It was mixed with baking soda.

1366
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,960
No, oh, they were getting it rocking there.

1367
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:25,960
They were ready to fucking Coke that shit.

1368
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,120
It was Obama left it there.

1369
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,120
Yeah.

1370
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,520
So, but no, Hunter smokes crack too.

1371
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,800
Well, I'd rather, I think Obama's funnier.

1372
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,400
So one of the guys on TV said,

1373
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:38,400
not only did they not find any DNA

1374
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,080
or fingerprints on the Coke,

1375
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,440
but it was had baking soda mixed in it.

1376
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,320
So the guy got ripped off and I'm thinking,

1377
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,000
no, the guy was gonna cook that in the fucking crack.

1378
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,600
Yeah, just do a banger before you go into a meeting.

1379
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,440
Yeah.

1380
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,640
Or you're gonna meet the,

1381
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,160
pre-mixed little package for Hunter around the house.

1382
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,720
It's easier just to get crack.

1383
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,560
You know what I mean?

1384
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,400
I don't want to be a fucking.

1385
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,240
But you know, when you're fucking.

1386
00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,080
Which even seems funny.

1387
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,160
When you're junking and you get whatever you get,

1388
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,160
you're gonna use it.

1389
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,080
And listen, if you're sneaking Coke into the White House,

1390
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,880
you can sneak crack into the White House.

1391
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,080
But actually you have to light it and smoke it though.

1392
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:08,920
That's the problem.

1393
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:09,760
When you got the money.

1394
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,600
You gotta blow it out.

1395
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,880
Hunter, when you got the money to waste like Hunter,

1396
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,080
it's not, and you know how it is

1397
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,960
where you fucking put drugs down

1398
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,400
and totally forget cause you're wracked out.

1399
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,520
First of all, it looks like a photo,

1400
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,560
it looks like a photo shop or like a photo opportunity

1401
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,560
to be like, I mean, really,

1402
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,640
when I used to do Coke,

1403
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,040
I wouldn't leave my Coke anywhere.

1404
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:30,880
No.

1405
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:31,720
And especially it wouldn't have baking soda in it.

1406
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:32,760
And here's the thing though,

1407
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,160
you didn't have the abundance that Hunter has

1408
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,000
in his fucking thing.

1409
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,360
You really think it's Hunter Biden?

1410
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,200
Or whoever.

1411
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,040
Okay.

1412
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:39,880
Whoever it is.

1413
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,720
Get off that hill.

1414
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,560
But here's the thing.

1415
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,640
There's the other thing though, Needles.

1416
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,360
The only people allowed in that area.

1417
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,200
Yes.

1418
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,480
Are family members.

1419
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,960
It was sort of like a VIP entrance or something.

1420
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,680
Yeah, it wasn't like anybody goes through there.

1421
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,680
Nobody fucking really goes through there

1422
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,600
except personal family members.

1423
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,600
And there's no camera on there

1424
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,760
and they're fucking coming.

1425
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,680
Yeah.

1426
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,520
What up?

1427
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,360
You know what?

1428
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,120
I don't trust the government.

1429
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,640
Locker number 50.

1430
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,600
If anybody fucking trusts the government,

1431
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,960
it's crazy.

1432
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,400
Well, you gotta be an asshole

1433
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,480
if you believe the government.

1434
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,320
I don't know what, I mean,

1435
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,320
what your best interest is

1436
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,360
for them to vaccinate you?

1437
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,200
No.

1438
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,480
For them to control your money?

1439
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,600
No.

1440
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,280
For them just to take our rights away

1441
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,000
and make us do bullshit for like to jump through hoops?

1442
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,840
Yeah.

1443
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,680
For what?

1444
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,640
What is the outcome of this?

1445
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,600
If this guy gets reelected, man,

1446
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,040
come on.

1447
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:31,880
Well?

1448
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,040
That is a travesty.

1449
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,920
If he even runs again,

1450
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,200
guy could barely walk.

1451
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,800
Again, I know.

1452
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,560
But again, it could be like, you know,

1453
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,880
Jim Carrey with a fucking mask on.

1454
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,120
Well, I know you have this huge thing,

1455
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,520
conspiracy, or you're seeking the truth

1456
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:48,760
that Joe Biden is not Joe Biden.

1457
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:52,160
They'll keep them alive as long as they need them.

1458
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,000
Okay.

1459
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,840
You know, cause they're running everything right now.

1460
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,080
They don't need really Joe Biden or anybody.

1461
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,920
They could just.

1462
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,280
They just need somebody to stand in front

1463
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,120
and wave their hand.

1464
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:01,960
Cause when you think about it,

1465
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,200
most of the presidents were just fucking,

1466
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,560
you know, hollow fucking.

1467
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:08,400
Shells?

1468
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,240
Yeah.

1469
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,080
People that had no fucking.

1470
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:10,920
Totally.

1471
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,760
Well, you know what?

1472
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,000
There were people that had smarts,

1473
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,960
but at the same time.

1474
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,960
I'm not saying they didn't,

1475
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,520
but when they really wanted to do something like Lincoln.

1476
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,360
Do you want to be the president?

1477
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,200
Can they?

1478
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,040
Fuck them.

1479
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:21,880
They kill you.

1480
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:22,720
They kill you.

1481
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:23,560
I mean, listen, I don't,

1482
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,360
I like my brains where they're at.

1483
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,200
Me too.

1484
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,720
I want to keep them inside my head.

1485
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:28,560
Yeah.

1486
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,000
And spread them all over.

1487
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,200
All over back of a fucking Lincoln.

1488
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,200
And then the front and then the side.

1489
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,480
And the other side.

1490
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,320
Yeah.

1491
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,680
And all that one shoot.

1492
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,360
You know what's really fucking great?

1493
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,720
What's real great?

1494
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,320
The first night it was cold here in Chicago,

1495
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,800
the Venice Swaylans were like,

1496
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,520
fuck that, we want to go home.

1497
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,360
Yeah.

1498
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,200
You want to hear something great?

1499
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,720
And they said the American dream is over.

1500
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,400
Well, yeah, you came to Chicago.

1501
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,560
And they also said there's nothing here for us.

1502
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,400
We want to go home.

1503
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,240
Yeah.

1504
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,080
So they were.

1505
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,200
They would rather go back to Venice Swaylans

1506
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,520
and fucking be here.

1507
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,360
Yeah.

1508
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,200
Well, wouldn't I mean.

1509
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,800
That's really fucking great to hear.

1510
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,960
You literally just come here.

1511
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:07,960
There's whatever.

1512
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,920
You know, okay, so I see these.

1513
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,760
So.

1514
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,280
They're supposed to be seeking asylum though,

1515
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,760
running from.

1516
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,960
Well, you can't go to seek asylum somewhere

1517
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,240
where they don't have room for you.

1518
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:19,080
Well, no, but the thing is.

1519
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,400
I mean, you just can't come to the United States.

1520
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,720
No, but they're supposed to be running from something

1521
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,920
that's so bad like war or they can't take it.

1522
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,520
They're not just supposed to be coming here

1523
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,160
because they want to check it out.

1524
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,960
They're supposed to be on vacation.

1525
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,600
But the true meaning of asylum seekers is motherfuckers

1526
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,120
who are under fire in their own home country.

1527
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,440
Venezuela's pretty rough.

1528
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,280
I'm not saying that it's not.

1529
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,880
The money's worth fucking dick.

1530
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,440
Chicago ain't easy.

1531
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,280
It's not easy.

1532
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,240
Well, compared to Venezuela,

1533
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,080
you die.

1534
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,360
Dude, the crime runs rampant in Venezuela.

1535
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,200
I know.

1536
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,600
They got neighborhoods just like they got here.

1537
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,040
And you know, thousands of murders a year.

1538
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,440
Tens of thousands.

1539
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,280
Venezuela's a fucking rough place, man.

1540
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,840
I don't know if that's MS-13, is it?

1541
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,680
No.

1542
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,720
Is it? Yeah.

1543
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:05,440
Man, that's a rough fucking place.

1544
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,480
Those guys will hatch at you.

1545
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,240
And there's videos to prove it.

1546
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,080
They want to go back, though.

1547
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,080
Who wants to go back?

1548
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,440
The Venezuelans.

1549
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,440
Well, I mean, I want to.

1550
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,280
It's too cold here.

1551
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,120
Oh, yeah.

1552
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:16,960
I mean, too cold.

1553
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,280
They don't like the digs, man.

1554
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,120
It's not good enough.

1555
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,800
So there's these people,

1556
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,160
there's migrants that sell flowers at the stoplights.

1557
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,000
Yeah.

1558
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,280
They live. Nice.

1559
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,960
And one of the dudes, like a new dude,

1560
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,800
and I asked him, you know,

1561
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,160
the windows were down and he's like,

1562
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,000
hey, you want to fly?

1563
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,840
I'm like, no, where are you from?

1564
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:33,840
He's like, Venezuela.

1565
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:34,960
Oh, motherfucker.

1566
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:36,760
Cold out.

1567
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:37,840
He's like too cold.

1568
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,680
I was like, hot right?

1569
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,880
I was saying nothing yet, buddy.

1570
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,560
But there's a lot of them now.

1571
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,600
They're all over the place selling like flowers and shit.

1572
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,760
And they get money, too.

1573
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,520
They'll have signs, Venezuelan.

1574
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,360
A lot of them.

1575
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,200
What?

1576
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,020
What's wrong?

1577
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:51,860
They're getting paid, man.

1578
00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:52,880
Well, it doesn't look like it,

1579
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,720
but at least they're hustling.

1580
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,440
I'll give them that.

1581
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,720
I like the hustling spirit.

1582
00:50:59,000 --> 00:50:59,840
It's nothing wrong with this.

1583
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,000
As long as you're not hurting anybody.

1584
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,200
Those might be the fucking UN soldiers.

1585
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,040
I'm sorry.

1586
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:06,280
What's that?

1587
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,240
Those might be the UN soldiers.

1588
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,080
They might be?

1589
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:09,920
Yeah.

1590
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,240
Just out casing the joint,

1591
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,080
pretending they're selling flowers.

1592
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,440
Usually you'd think it would be a woman selling flowers.

1593
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,280
You know, and I do have a.

1594
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,440
Not to be a sexist.

1595
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,000
I have a reservist base of like a block and a half

1596
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,640
for my big fucking base, like military base.

1597
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,380
Yeah, yeah.

1598
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:27,680
It's the middle of downtown where I live.

1599
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,520
Yeah.

1600
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,840
It's crazy.

1601
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:34,680
And huge, like 10 foot fences, barbed wire and shit.

1602
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:35,520
It's very silly.

1603
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,160
I wonder what's there.

1604
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,160
Probably a warhead.

1605
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,000
I'm sure.

1606
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,800
That place can definitely be fucking.

1607
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,640
It won't be missed.

1608
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,840
I'll tell you that right now.

1609
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,040
You're like, oh, there.

1610
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:47,880
That's all right.

1611
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:48,720
Don't worry about it.

1612
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:49,560
Yeah.

1613
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,380
You can put one there.

1614
00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:52,480
If there's a nuclear leak, those people won't know.

1615
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,320
No.

1616
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,400
Hmm, in the ghetto.

1617
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,720
It's not the ghetto.

1618
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,880
You just like to think it is.

1619
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:01,720
I know.

1620
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,560
It makes a mystery.

1621
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:04,200
It's actually really nice.

1622
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,640
It's not bad.

1623
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,480
It's old school.

1624
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,920
That's old school as fuck.

1625
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,880
That's what's cool about it.

1626
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,840
Got radiator heat, motherfucker.

1627
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,000
You never had radiator heat.

1628
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,120
Of course everyone's had radiator heat.

1629
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,620
Or at least knows what it is.

1630
00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:23,540
So did I tell you what I found on Groucho?

1631
00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:25,380
The cigar cutter?

1632
00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:26,540
This little fucker.

1633
00:52:26,540 --> 00:52:27,860
Jesus Christ, man.

1634
00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:28,980
He had a little knife.

1635
00:52:30,060 --> 00:52:32,340
No more of Larry's autistic corner.

1636
00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:34,820
He just can't help himself.

1637
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:36,580
Groucho had this knife.

1638
00:52:36,580 --> 00:52:37,500
I took it from him.

1639
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:41,420
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing with this?

1640
00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:42,660
I don't trust him.

1641
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,900
What's that?

1642
00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:44,740
You don't trust him?

1643
00:52:44,740 --> 00:52:47,420
I don't trust him, especially when he had something like this.

1644
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:51,180
I found it in his suitcase.

1645
00:52:51,180 --> 00:52:52,020
It's pretty cool.

1646
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:53,820
It's got a little heart on it on one side.

1647
00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:56,580
Yeah, that's ironic when he kills me with that.

1648
00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:57,420
I'm gonna cut myself.

1649
00:52:57,420 --> 00:52:59,420
You press the little thing.

1650
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,660
Oh, there it is.

1651
00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:02,220
It's a cool little, it's got like rashes.

1652
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,060
It's got like.

1653
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:03,900
Serrated edges.

1654
00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:05,100
It's a killer.

1655
00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:09,420
Maybe I'll give that to Sonny for Christmas.

1656
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,740
I can't get word on a chain.

1657
00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:15,180
That's all he needs to do is fucking.

1658
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:16,020
He just pulls a knife.

1659
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:17,620
He's got a knife and shit.

1660
00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:20,780
Oh, oh shit.

1661
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:25,060
That'd be great.

1662
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:25,900
I forgot.

1663
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:27,380
So I'm excited to go to Krav Maga.

1664
00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:28,220
Well, that's good.

1665
00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:29,940
You should be, because I'm gonna whoop your ass tonight.

1666
00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:30,780
It's gonna be fun.

1667
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:31,900
I like choking you.

1668
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:34,500
I'm probably gonna get to wrestle with those chicks finally.

1669
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:37,300
They're gonna say, well, there you go, hon.

1670
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:39,060
I don't know why you're so obsessed

1671
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,380
with wrestling with women.

1672
00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:43,180
I know you think you fetishize it.

1673
00:53:43,180 --> 00:53:44,020
Fetishize it.

1674
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:46,420
I know it could you want to.

1675
00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:47,260
And I know they're gonna say me.

1676
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:48,100
What the hell does that mean?

1677
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,020
Now you deflect on me?

1678
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:52,700
No, I know that that's what you really want to.

1679
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:53,660
To wrestle with women?

1680
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:54,500
Yeah.

1681
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:55,700
No, not at all.

1682
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:56,540
Why?

1683
00:53:57,340 --> 00:53:59,060
And they're not my type.

1684
00:53:59,060 --> 00:54:01,620
One of them's a couple sandwiches above a picnic.

1685
00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:04,300
I didn't say which one.

1686
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,500
And the other one is skins and bones and melons.

1687
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,100
Well, that's the one I'd be able to beat up.

1688
00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:11,940
So that's all.

1689
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:12,780
Skin and bones and melons.

1690
00:54:12,780 --> 00:54:14,260
That's all I'm gonna say.

1691
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:15,420
Okay.

1692
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:16,260
Yeah.

1693
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:18,420
I wouldn't want to fight a chick that could kick my ass.

1694
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:19,700
She can't hit by a car.

1695
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:22,060
She's tough, dude.

1696
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:24,300
She's the only told us.

1697
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:25,940
That's the greatest.

1698
00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:27,780
She's like, I got hit by a car in Japan

1699
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:29,940
and we just started busting out left.

1700
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,980
We couldn't even hold it back.

1701
00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:34,180
We're like, are you okay?

1702
00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:36,580
She's like, oh yeah, I'm fine.

1703
00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,500
And she's nothing.

1704
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,940
I thought she was in Japan when she got hit by a car.

1705
00:54:39,940 --> 00:54:41,940
I think she went to Japan but came back

1706
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:43,340
and got hit by a car.

1707
00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:47,300
That's what you get for visiting the enemy.

1708
00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:49,540
That's how they get you secretly.

1709
00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:52,060
And she's nothing more than like 85 pounds.

1710
00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:52,900
Yeah.

1711
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:53,740
She's tiny.

1712
00:54:53,740 --> 00:54:55,620
So she was able to take a car hit.

1713
00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:56,460
Yeah.

1714
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,300
And she's brilliant.

1715
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:59,060
You think she'd be brittle as fuck?

1716
00:54:59,060 --> 00:54:59,900
You know.

1717
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:01,140
Old lady bones and shit.

1718
00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:02,140
She ain't that old.

1719
00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:04,580
I know, but she's fucking dull skin and bones.

1720
00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:07,100
She's probably a little younger than you.

1721
00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:08,380
A little younger than me?

1722
00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,220
Yeah.

1723
00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:10,300
Dude, she looks like she's 60.

1724
00:55:10,300 --> 00:55:11,220
I know she don't.

1725
00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:12,460
Yeah, she does.

1726
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:13,420
You're fucking crazy.

1727
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:15,260
Man, you really have eyes for her, don't you?

1728
00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:16,100
No, listen, I figured.

1729
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:16,940
Yeah, you do.

1730
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:20,260
You're fucking married, Larry.

1731
00:55:20,260 --> 00:55:21,580
I don't have eyes for her,

1732
00:55:21,580 --> 00:55:23,660
but I'm just saying, simple mathematics.

1733
00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:25,100
She's so, she told me.

1734
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:25,940
Here we go.

1735
00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:27,580
She told me when she was.

1736
00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:28,580
Put your seatbelt on.

1737
00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:30,060
In college.

1738
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:34,300
And she told me when she was buying some Rolling Stones

1739
00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:36,220
tickets for a certain tour.

1740
00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:39,260
And I know how long ago the tour was.

1741
00:55:39,260 --> 00:55:41,180
And so I know that, I know how old she is.

1742
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:42,860
Is that how you gauge people's ages?

1743
00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:43,700
Well, cause I remember.

1744
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:45,580
She's a Rolling Stones concert.

1745
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:48,060
Yeah, and I remember the tour and I remember the years.

1746
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:51,620
So I know, I know that she was in college during that year.

1747
00:55:51,620 --> 00:55:52,580
Okay.

1748
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:54,500
So she's not that old.

1749
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,020
Man, she looks like she's 60.

1750
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:56,860
She did it.

1751
00:55:56,860 --> 00:55:57,700
She did.

1752
00:55:57,700 --> 00:55:58,540
That's all right.

1753
00:55:58,540 --> 00:55:59,380
She's been hit by a car.

1754
00:55:59,380 --> 00:56:01,940
I ain't saying she's fucking Miss America or nothing.

1755
00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:03,420
I didn't say that either.

1756
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:04,860
I definitely did not say that.

1757
00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:06,140
She's honorable though.

1758
00:56:06,140 --> 00:56:08,180
But honorable.

1759
00:56:08,180 --> 00:56:09,020
Very.

1760
00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:10,780
She got honorably discharged from Japan.

1761
00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:11,620
She's not an honest.

1762
00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:15,700
She had to take that bitch out.

1763
00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:16,540
That's all right.

1764
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:20,180
See, fuck, it still kicks your ass though.

1765
00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:21,540
I know you want to put your hands on her.

1766
00:56:21,540 --> 00:56:24,300
So Sonny's gonna fucking smell the weed today

1767
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:26,220
and probably work us over.

1768
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:27,540
Well, this is you.

1769
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:28,380
Can't stop.

1770
00:56:28,380 --> 00:56:29,780
You're addicted.

1771
00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:32,140
Well, you're gonna smell like weed too.

1772
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,300
Okay. Well, will you the cops?

1773
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:36,700
No, I mean, I'm just saying.

1774
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:38,540
Get ready for a fucking beating.

1775
00:56:38,540 --> 00:56:39,540
Dope from you?

1776
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:40,380
From Sonny.

1777
00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:42,020
No, no, I don't think so.

1778
00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:45,660
You're gonna get your samples and get to the election.

1779
00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:47,500
Don't lift those hands by me.

1780
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,540
I'll fucking crack you, man.

1781
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,300
You're coming at me.

1782
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:54,460
Hold them bitches up.

1783
00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:55,300
Shit.

1784
00:56:56,660 --> 00:57:01,660
Well, I want to do a special thank yous today

1785
00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:03,940
because I'm not gonna forget anybody.

1786
00:57:03,940 --> 00:57:08,940
I first want to thank God, Jesus.

1787
00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:14,460
Jesus Christ, thank you.

1788
00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:16,180
I don't think the Holy Spirit.

1789
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:17,300
Man.

1790
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:19,300
No, I'm not kidding though.

1791
00:57:19,300 --> 00:57:20,140
Okay.

1792
00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:21,220
Okay.

1793
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:22,860
Alex, I want to thank my nephew

1794
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:24,700
it was his birthday yesterday.

1795
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:26,180
Happy birthday, bro.

1796
00:57:27,220 --> 00:57:28,060
Even though-

1797
00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:28,900
Shout out shorty, thank you, bro.

1798
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:31,100
I texted him, but I'll say it now.

1799
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:35,460
And you know, so 30 people could hear it.

1800
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:39,020
No shirt, Nick, Jeff out there in Rockford,

1801
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:44,020
Stoney in Rockford, Bobby, no filter, Frank.

1802
00:57:44,780 --> 00:57:46,660
Kiki, thanks for the camera, buddy.

1803
00:57:46,660 --> 00:57:47,900
Yeah, thanks for the camera, Kiki.

1804
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:49,420
Love ya.

1805
00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:50,460
My dad.

1806
00:57:50,460 --> 00:57:51,300
Big Joe.

1807
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,140
Groucho.

1808
00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:53,300
Stupid puppet.

1809
00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:54,300
What's up, buddy?

1810
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,980
Oh man.

1811
00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:58,780
I didn't even notice he was there till now.

1812
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:00,300
I don't like how you keep on bringing him

1813
00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:02,340
into the shot more and more.

1814
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:03,420
Is he in the shot?

1815
00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:04,260
Oh wow.

1816
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:05,100
He's in the shot.

1817
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:06,020
He's been in the shot the whole time.

1818
00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:07,060
I didn't even notice.

1819
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:07,900
Well, here's the thing.

1820
00:58:07,900 --> 00:58:09,140
I didn't even notice either.

1821
00:58:09,140 --> 00:58:11,380
That's why I don't trust the motherfucker.

1822
00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:12,220
Yeah, I don't trust him.

1823
00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:13,060
He has this knife.

1824
00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:14,820
That's why he sneaks up into the shot.

1825
00:58:14,820 --> 00:58:16,460
I didn't even know he was there either.

1826
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:17,700
I kind of just noticed.

1827
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,660
I really do hope he kills you.

1828
00:58:19,660 --> 00:58:20,500
That'd be amazing.

1829
00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:23,460
Like Konki's gonna kill him.

1830
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:25,100
Choke your little ass out.

1831
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,580
Okay, Chris down there in Florida.

1832
00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:28,420
Hope you feel better, Bobby.

1833
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:29,820
Matthew in Florida.

1834
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:30,780
Your gate.

1835
00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:31,780
Ross.

1836
00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,700
Dave Zodiac.

1837
00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:36,700
Mr. X.

1838
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:37,620
Shout out Mr. X.

1839
00:58:37,620 --> 00:58:38,860
Mary.

1840
00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:40,020
I haven't got an idea in a while.

1841
00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:40,860
My wife.

1842
00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:42,460
Very nice.

1843
00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:43,580
Harmy.

1844
00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:44,420
Kat.

1845
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,260
Melana.

1846
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:46,100
Kat.

1847
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:46,940
Sherry.

1848
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:47,780
Love you.

1849
00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:48,620
Jay.

1850
00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:49,940
You better come in here and try to fight me soon.

1851
00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:50,780
Or I'm gonna get you.

1852
00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:51,980
Jay wants to come on the show.

1853
00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:53,700
We're gonna have her on soon again.

1854
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:54,540
She's a trip.

1855
00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:57,340
She hit her with her sandal last time.

1856
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:58,220
Last time, yeah.

1857
00:58:58,220 --> 00:58:59,580
Last time she was on.

1858
00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:01,140
And it was a technical difficulty.

1859
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:02,540
It was a fuck up on my part

1860
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:04,700
because we were drinking so much.

1861
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:08,900
She literally pulled one of Needle's shoes off of him

1862
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:10,300
and beat him with it.

1863
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:13,860
And it was so fucking funny and she was enraged.

1864
00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:15,300
Love you, Jay.

1865
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:16,860
Chrissy.

1866
00:59:16,860 --> 00:59:17,700
Becky.

1867
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:19,060
Tiffany.

1868
00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:22,140
And I gotta mention,

1869
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:25,980
for the camera, Kiki got us

1870
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:28,380
for all these microphones and everything else.

1871
00:59:28,380 --> 00:59:30,340
We love everybody that's listening, man.

1872
00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:31,740
Like, follow and subscribe.

1873
00:59:31,740 --> 00:59:32,860
We're just starting out.

1874
00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:34,860
We're getting a little bit of momentum, man.

1875
00:59:34,860 --> 00:59:36,100
We love you guys for listening.

1876
00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:36,940
Very little.

1877
00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:38,260
Oh, yeah.

1878
00:59:38,260 --> 00:59:39,100
I'm not talking about your day.

1879
00:59:39,100 --> 00:59:40,220
But yeah.

1880
00:59:40,220 --> 00:59:41,420
No, I'm talking about yours.

1881
00:59:41,420 --> 00:59:43,700
We're talking about the momentum, you fucking moron.

1882
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:47,940
So, I want, he's fucking this up

1883
00:59:47,940 --> 00:59:50,100
because this is the most important part.

1884
00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:51,180
Tom Sreaklin.

1885
00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:52,020
Yeah.

1886
00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:52,860
Autumn Moment.

1887
00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:53,680
Shout out to Tom.

1888
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,460
In Veterinarian Services.

1889
00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:56,700
Tom Sreaklin.

1890
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:59,700
It's where you gotta go when things are low.

1891
00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:01,260
If your tongue's got some bumps

1892
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:04,780
from licking someone's rump, call Tom Sreaklin.

1893
01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:07,620
Yeah.

1894
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:09,740
Anybody else?

1895
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:10,580
Is that it?

1896
01:00:10,580 --> 01:00:11,420
No, that's it.

1897
01:00:11,420 --> 01:00:12,260
Okay.

1898
01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:14,980
The most important part is y'all gotta tell somebody,

1899
01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:17,180
and hey, give us a like if you can,

1900
01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:19,820
if they don't make you go through too many fucking hoops.

1901
01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:22,500
I know I try to go like something

1902
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:25,180
and they want you to, you know,

1903
01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:26,820
I think everybody has YouTube or whatever.

1904
01:00:26,820 --> 01:00:29,060
Yeah, they want you to sign up for something

1905
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:31,660
and then I try to sign up and they say,

1906
01:00:31,660 --> 01:00:34,300
you already are, you can't sign up

1907
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:35,340
because you already signed up.

1908
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,340
Well, I don't know my fucking password then.

1909
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:38,860
You could usually change it Larry.

1910
01:00:38,860 --> 01:00:40,340
I know man.

1911
01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:42,620
I mean, there really is a simple solution.

1912
01:00:42,620 --> 01:00:44,900
You just give up at step two.

1913
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:46,540
You don't even go further.

1914
01:00:46,540 --> 01:00:48,500
You type in the bad wrong password

1915
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:49,900
and it tells you to enter a new one

1916
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:51,340
and you just give up.

1917
01:00:51,340 --> 01:00:52,540
Ah, I didn't get that.

1918
01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:53,740
It ain't like that.

1919
01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:55,220
You just said it was.

1920
01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:56,060
You're like they won't get it.

1921
01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:56,900
You didn't quite get that.

1922
01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:59,380
I mean, you can always get a new password Larry.

1923
01:00:59,380 --> 01:01:00,220
I know.

1924
01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:02,020
It's not that difficult, you stoner.

1925
01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:02,860
I know.

1926
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,620
I mean, it's sugar baby winter.

1927
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:06,060
You're inside now brother.

1928
01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:08,020
Time to renew all the passwords.

1929
01:01:08,020 --> 01:01:10,980
No, time to remember them first.

1930
01:01:10,980 --> 01:01:13,340
You don't even have to renew them.

1931
01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:14,660
You just don't give any effort.

1932
01:01:14,660 --> 01:01:17,060
And it's funny because I have them all written down

1933
01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:20,420
in this spot and you know,

1934
01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:22,860
the one I always need, like I just need them

1935
01:01:22,860 --> 01:01:24,980
when I can't remember what it was.

1936
01:01:24,980 --> 01:01:29,180
And everything's there except that fucking thing.

1937
01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:32,380
And I'm like, you know, it's like really?

1938
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:33,220
Well, you're an old man too.

1939
01:01:33,220 --> 01:01:34,620
You lose a lot of shit.

1940
01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:35,540
It's fucked up.

1941
01:01:35,540 --> 01:01:36,380
Yeah.

1942
01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:38,500
And you're just stoned of the fucking gills man.

1943
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:39,820
That's what it is.

1944
01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:43,260
I mean, you're doing bong hits, smoking joints all day.

1945
01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:44,100
No, I'm not.

1946
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:44,940
Bullshit you're not.

1947
01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:45,940
You think I am.

1948
01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:48,140
Are you lying right to my face?

1949
01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:50,020
No, I'm not lying.

1950
01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:51,300
I can tell in your voice.

1951
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:52,140
I'm not lying.

1952
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:53,140
You're totally lying.

1953
01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:54,620
I might have done a couple of bongs.

1954
01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:57,340
It's not like I'm all day doing them and shit.

1955
01:01:57,340 --> 01:01:59,420
You're a liar.

1956
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,300
What a liar.

1957
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:05,420
You can't even remember the last time you got high.

1958
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:06,260
Yeah, I do.

1959
01:02:06,260 --> 01:02:09,100
I did a bong right when you walked in.

1960
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,540
Oh, yeah, see.

1961
01:02:12,540 --> 01:02:14,100
And then we smoked a roach.

1962
01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:16,780
Didn't we?

1963
01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:17,620
See, I don't know.

1964
01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:18,460
I think I did.

1965
01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:22,660
I had bong hits and then I smoked a roach.

1966
01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:23,500
Yeah.

1967
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:26,260
And you wonder why you can't remember your passwords.

1968
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:27,940
And you said I had them written down.

1969
01:02:27,940 --> 01:02:29,900
Which is even worse.

1970
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,700
So you can't translate that to the computer?

1971
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:35,100
They're not, the one I needed wasn't there.

1972
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:37,660
How about we just go sign up for a new password

1973
01:02:37,660 --> 01:02:39,380
since you already have the notebook.

1974
01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:41,420
You can use the new notebook

1975
01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:44,300
or the notebook to write down the new password.

1976
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,820
Yeah, it's not a notebook.

1977
01:02:45,820 --> 01:02:49,580
I have it written on something like a safe.

1978
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:51,060
And it's in a safe.

1979
01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:54,140
You have your passwords, where's the safe?

1980
01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:55,460
You forgot to add two?

1981
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:57,380
I tried to picture in my house.

1982
01:02:57,380 --> 01:02:59,260
Okay, do you remember the code for that

1983
01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:00,100
or did you forget that?

1984
01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:01,460
Oh, yeah, I know that.

1985
01:03:01,460 --> 01:03:03,500
So all you have to do is get the papers out

1986
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,020
to get your passwords.

1987
01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:09,100
You really give up at step two around here, don't you?

1988
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:10,140
Not even step one.

1989
01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:12,180
All you have to do is just open the safe.

1990
01:03:12,180 --> 01:03:13,620
Well, you might have to get a key.

1991
01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:14,460
Actually.

1992
01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:15,300
So technically step two.

1993
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:16,580
Actually, it's not a safe.

1994
01:03:16,580 --> 01:03:18,660
It's on the back of one of the pictures.

1995
01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:21,740
Oh my God, I mean, this is a real ramshackle operation.

1996
01:03:21,740 --> 01:03:24,660
I can just turn the picture around and read it.

1997
01:03:24,660 --> 01:03:26,380
Wait a second.

1998
01:03:26,380 --> 01:03:27,620
I don't have a safe.

1999
01:03:27,620 --> 01:03:28,620
I don't have a safe.

2000
01:03:28,620 --> 01:03:30,420
I don't know what you, I was thinking you were like

2001
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:32,740
a little dinky one that someone could just pick up

2002
01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:33,580
and take a one.

2003
01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:37,420
I got one of those.

2004
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:39,220
I have one of those.

2005
01:03:39,220 --> 01:03:41,380
That's where you keep all your love notes

2006
01:03:41,380 --> 01:03:42,380
and emotional things.

2007
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:43,220
Yeah.

2008
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:46,100
Keep all your feelings in there.

2009
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:47,140
Are your toys even?

2010
01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:47,980
Yeah.

2011
01:03:47,980 --> 01:03:50,980
No, you keep your feelings in your weird toys in there.

2012
01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:53,740
I don't know what you're using for phone nowadays.

2013
01:03:53,740 --> 01:03:54,860
Jesus.

2014
01:03:54,860 --> 01:03:55,860
Real disgusting.

2015
01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:56,700
Very.

2016
01:03:57,820 --> 01:03:58,660
All right.

2017
01:03:58,660 --> 01:03:59,500
I think we should have that.

2018
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:00,340
Someone's got to do it.

2019
01:04:00,340 --> 01:04:01,180
All right.

2020
01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:03,060
We gotta go to Crave and we gotta add it.

2021
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,060
Like, follow, subscribe.

2022
01:04:04,060 --> 01:04:04,900
Thanks for listening.

2023
01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:06,580
If you listen this long, we love you.

2024
01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:07,420
Peace.

2025
01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:08,460
Yes.

2026
01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:10,540
I really do appreciate it y'all.

2027
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:12,500
Have a great night.

2028
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,500
Peace out.

2029
01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:18,220
Later.

2030
01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:43,860
Flabby and nail testing.