1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I'm Larry and I'm Needles 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I'm glad to be here man 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Thanks everybody for listening 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Like, follow, subscribe 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Trying to get off the ground 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Let things go 9 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 And if you're listening, we love you 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Many nights I tried to pick myself up off the ground 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 and just couldn't do it 12 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Why's that? 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Your arms were weak 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Your mind was weak 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 I think it was my mind 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 It was a multitude of variables 17 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Yeah, a lot of variables 18 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I'm sure there were, I mean if your arms aren't working 19 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 and your legs aren't working 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 It might be time to call an ambulance 21 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I think from our buddy Joey out there 22 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 What's up, pal 23 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Thank you for the gorilla pussy 24 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Cause you wanna why? Cause it literally is pink 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 in the middle 26 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Now we're just gonna test out reefer 27 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 if anybody wants to send us some 28 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 We'll shout you out 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 But that's alright 30 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 How you doing today Larry? Pretty good, pretty good 31 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Yeah, I mean 32 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Seeing how 33 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 the conundrum that the United States is in right now 34 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 and I don't like to talk politics 35 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 about that, but 36 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 I mean where do we go from here? 37 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 What would you do Larry to make the country better? 38 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 As a non-working man and a sugar baby 39 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Well 40 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I'm ready to go down 41 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 I'm ready to go to town and fight for it man 42 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Fight for what? 43 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 I'll go to battle if we had to 44 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 But the other thing is 45 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 is what I would do is close the border 46 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 First off, first and foremost 47 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Why would you do that? Cause we got too many mother fuckers coming in that are 48 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 I mean you don't want to let military 49 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 foreign countries that we haven't even checked 50 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 with their backgrounds into our country 51 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Oh well those guys are okay, it's the little 52 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 families with the kids and the women 53 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 that bother me 54 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 America is not for improvement 55 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 You cannot come here and improve your life 56 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Right? Who's dangerous? 57 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Those little kids and those women 58 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Well because you know what they're gonna eventually 59 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 have spiked in their heart and hate for the 60 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 United States 61 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Maybe not 62 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Which brown are we talking about? 63 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Maybe not 64 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Mexican brown or 65 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Curved sword brown 66 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Curved sword mother fuckers are gonna hate us forever 67 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Yeah well they hate the west 68 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 for some reason 69 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Who doesn't like low cut jeans and miniskirts? 70 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 They don't but for some reason 71 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 that to me is really fucking 72 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 dumb, that doesn't even make sense 73 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 What doesn't make sense? 74 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 That they don't like low cut jeans and miniskirts 75 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 No I mean they do but eventually 76 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 you're gonna have to wear a burka 77 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 or whatever that's called and show your eyes 78 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 I mean that's gotta be 79 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I wonder if they're in private if they make their 80 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 women dressed like whores or what they do 81 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 besides the beatings and everything 82 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 And the raping and stuff like that 83 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 They probably don't really get 84 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 many Victoria's secret items 85 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Who? These women 86 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Imagine shipping these Curved sword wives 87 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 The most oppressed people are the freakiest people 88 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Oh that'd be a good fucking reality show 89 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 wives with a Curved sword you know 90 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 like they have wives with a Curved sword 91 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Real housewives of this or that 92 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 We just send them lingerie 93 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 like there's some random Iranian 94 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 There's a hidden camera and they get a beating 95 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 or something 96 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 You whore 97 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Where did you get this? 98 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 American pig 99 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 That's great though I like that idea Larry 100 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 That's a good idea 101 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Did you set a timer? 102 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Real housewives of the Curved sword 103 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Okay 104 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Let me tell you there's gonna have to be a lot of wives 105 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yeah, one guy 106 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 There ain't gonna fucking 107 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 This show has 900 stars 108 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Yeah 109 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 They just picked the top 4 or 5 wives 110 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 from each dude 111 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 And you know 112 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 It's just like these NBA bitches 113 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 and shit they got money like a mother fucker 114 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 NBA bitches who? 115 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 You know like when they have these real housewives 116 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 of the NBA and all this shit 117 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 I don't think they do real housewives of the NBA 118 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Yeah they do 119 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 They got money and all this shit 120 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 And they fucking do right 121 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Women like to shop 122 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Imagine these motherfuckers who are like 123 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 oil fucking sheiks and whatnot 124 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 They got money like a mother fucker 125 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 The best is they show the pictures from like Dubai and shit 126 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 And they fly these 127 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Instagram girls 128 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 and these only fans girls 129 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 out there and they could completely degrade them 130 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 and then they take them out 131 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 and they're dressed like school girls and shit 132 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Nice 133 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 I mean money buys anything doesn't it 134 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Yeah we're sophisticated here 135 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 on the Larry and the E.L.S. show 136 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 No I wouldn't go as far because I have a 137 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I have a listeners or 138 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I don't know if I want to call them a listener but I do have 139 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 a 140 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 We got some hate mail? 141 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Well if you want to call it hate mail 142 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Email hate 143 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 I'm gonna read it I'm not gonna read it right now 144 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 This is a teaser cause let me tell you it's a doozy 145 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Well I got a doozy for you man 146 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Very very exciting 147 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Larry and Needles 148 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Larry and Needles 149 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Forch a cookie 150 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 500 151 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Do we have a gong? 152 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 And this is the exciting part 153 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 You actually have an Asian lady coming down here to read it 154 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 No for my 155 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 That'd be nice 156 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 But I had this old dresser drawer 157 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Out of my old dresser 158 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 And it was just filled with junk 159 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 And I never 160 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I just keep moving it around moving it around 161 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 The whole fucking thing and shit just came out 162 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 And I'm like 163 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Well that's God's way of making me 164 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Fucking finally go through this shit 165 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 And I found a lot of things like 166 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Oh this is Larry's autistic corner 167 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Like cards and fucking thumb drives 168 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 And shit we could use 169 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Welcome to Larry's autistic corner cause he's gonna 170 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Read off the things that he found in the drawer 171 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I also found an actual 172 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Original 173 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 O.G. Larry fucking fortune cookie 174 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 O.G. not written down in the 175 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Book because this one 176 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Slipped by in a different time 177 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 So the fortune cookie 500 178 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Today 179 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Wow you're very excited about this 180 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I kinda am 181 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Okay so let's read it 182 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 GONG 183 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Yeah we're gonna get a gong 184 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 From Dave the guy that's in my other 185 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 I think we're just gonna buy a gong 186 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 If any listeners know how to make a gong 187 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 And wanna donate one to the Larry Needle show 188 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 We'll write your name on it 189 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 And we'll put it right here 190 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Right here 191 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 For the show we'll put it there 192 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 And after the show we'll put it behind the drums 193 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Real white snake performance 194 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Okay 195 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 This is a great one 196 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 So this is a fortune Larry's gonna 197 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Read off of an actual piece of paper 198 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 And this fortune is dope because it's got 199 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Larry's misfortunes that's what you call it 200 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 It's got the stuff on the back 201 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Oh the numbers? 202 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 All those good things 203 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Listen up we're gonna read your lucky numbers 204 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 For tomorrow after this 205 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 And if you win the Lotto from these 206 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Numbers you gotta give Larry and Needle's 207 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 A cut 208 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Larry's wife is a lawyer 209 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 And we will thank you 210 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 We'll come at you hard 211 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 First with letters and then 212 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 And then Larry will bang your ass cause he's coming at you hard 213 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 And then someone's gonna knock on the door 214 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 We're the feds 215 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Anybody can pretend now 216 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Okay what is it Larry 217 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 It's a true fortune too 218 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 As long as you don't sign up for anything new 219 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 You'll do fine 220 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 That's the one you found 221 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I mean 222 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 That's like telling you to just say fuck it 223 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 As long as you don't sign up for it 224 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 That right there 225 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 But that right there is the way 226 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 The country is going 227 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Just fucking sit in the room 228 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Let social media bomb bar 229 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Let false information 230 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 And all this bullshit 231 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Get into your head 232 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 And don't do anything that stimulates your mind 233 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Or your body 234 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Wait wait wait slow down 235 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Are we done with that 236 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 No we're not because we're gonna analyze it 237 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Cause it's very prophetic 238 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 As long as you don't sign up for anything new 239 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 You'll do fine 240 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I mean 241 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 This guy was drinking sake 242 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Or whatever he was drinking china 243 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Hot sake 244 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Japanese 245 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Yeah but this shit is made in some factor 246 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 The only thing that's made in USA 247 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Are Chinese fortune cookies 248 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 The enemy's fortune cookies 249 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 We should start calling this 250 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 The enemy's fortune cookies 251 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Also known as fortune cookie 500 252 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 And then 253 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Now you want to learn Chinese 254 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 They teach you Chinese one fortune at a time 255 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Mandarin or just regular 256 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 This is a good one too for us medicine 257 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 The word for medicine 258 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Is written in Chinese 259 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 It's got the little squiggly writing 260 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 And then it's got in parentheses 261 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Y-A-O 262 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Yaw 263 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Or Ye-O 264 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I wouldn't, I don't think it's Ye-O 265 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Yaw, it's probably Yaw 266 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Yaw coming here 267 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 And so now here's the part where we're gonna come at you 268 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 And sue you if you don't fucking 269 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Give us a card 270 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Larry's gonna read your numbers for the day 271 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Right 272 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 After the day this could win you millions 273 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Or billions maybe 274 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Well this is the numbers for the day 275 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 So they play them, you know, powerball 276 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 You could work it on any fucking day 277 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 You could work these every day though 278 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Okay well you can work them every day 279 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Alright, lucky numbers are 280 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 38 281 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 37 282 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 16 283 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Larry's favorite age 284 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 26 285 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 56 286 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 And 34 287 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 34, so read them again Larry 288 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Cause if you win 289 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 We do want some of it 290 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 No, we're coming for you 291 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 38 292 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 47 293 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 16 294 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 26 295 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 56 296 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 And 34 297 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Just a fortune 298 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Just a fortune 299 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 And now remember kids 300 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 As long as you don't sign up for anything new 301 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 You'll do fine 302 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 That is 303 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 The ultimate 304 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 The bi-part 305 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 I mean like bi-passive 306 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 We're not even bi-passive, passive shit 307 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Passive aggressive sort of 308 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Please don't do anything new 309 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Why would you want to stimulate yourself 310 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 You have everything you need 311 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 And would you say that's 10 years ago 312 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Yeah, and you know cause 313 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 If you do something new you might fail 314 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 We have a listening device on it 315 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Now the thinnest smallest 316 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Another fucking red state after us 317 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Which is awesome, we'll get more followers 318 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 China is good 319 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 We like electronic 320 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Do they still make electronics there? 321 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 I believe so, yeah 322 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 I mean 323 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 I don't know what they do really 324 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Just about everything you pick up is gonna be from China 325 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 That little task and recorder I have 326 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Is I think from China 327 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Are you burning my table motherfucker 328 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Oh shit dude, son of a bitch 329 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Man, Mary is gonna kick your ass 330 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Fentanyl, that's what China brings us 331 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 That's my bad son of a bitch 332 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Wait until I tell Mary 333 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Oh man, that's not cool 334 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Soon as she comes home 335 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 You're a fucking rat 336 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Jesus man 337 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I should really just come over there 338 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 And choke you, is that a mini harmonica around your neck? 339 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 She will fucking probably notice 340 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Knowing her 341 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Look at that 342 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Oh, now she won't 343 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 You wanna play the mini harmonica for a second? 344 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Let me see what you can do with that baby 345 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 You should see this is the world's 346 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Not the world's tiniest harmonica 347 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 It could be the world's tiniest harmonica 348 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 It's got four holes 349 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Just like you 350 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 I got ya 351 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 They call you in Boys Town 352 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 He's got three holes but 353 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 He's got five if you count his hands 354 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 And feet 355 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 And feet, you got fucking seven 356 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Okay, here we go 357 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 This is gonna be the C major scale 358 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 This is very small, man, I don't know 359 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Can you play the delivering song? 360 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Yeah 361 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Fucking poppin' 362 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 That was amazing 363 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Yeah 364 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Who the hell wears a harmonica? 365 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Groucho's got one too 366 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 From other neck 367 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Me and Groucho both have one 368 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Please, okay, I don't wanna see this shit 369 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 I just realized that the doll's head was in the shot 370 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Oh 371 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 I found Groucho's suitcase 372 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 With all his clothes 373 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 He's got his political buttons 374 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 He's got a Ike button 375 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Like a second dead cat 376 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 He's very political Groucho 377 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 He's got a Nixon and an Ake button 378 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 You are his owner 379 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 And you live vicariously through a weird doll 380 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 I don't like it 381 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 We've already talked about this but that's fine 382 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 He's got some cool hats to cover that hole in his head 383 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 You should paint a Hitler moustache 384 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 That would be silly 385 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 If we get some dry erase marker 386 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Cause I don't want him to have it forever 387 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 But we could give him different facial hair styles 388 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 We could give him different wigs 389 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 No, we could give him different beards and shit 390 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Hitler's weaved out wig, that's what I want 391 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 What was that? The Jesse Owens Olympics with 1930 something? 392 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 1938 or 39 or something 393 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 That's a Hitler's car moustache 394 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Was it 36? 395 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Yeah, maybe 396 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Alright, oh shit, I wanted to fucking 397 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Talk about this, this is silly 398 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 You ever an STD? 399 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Yeah 400 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 What kind? 401 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 I don't want to get into it 402 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 On the thing 403 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Without my face showing 404 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Which is hilarious 405 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 I finally found 406 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Super gonorrhea 407 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 I didn't have that 408 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 If you have super gonorrhea 409 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Please contact the Larian Needle show 410 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Because I want to know what it does 411 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,000 It really sounds like you're fighting your body every night 412 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 It's just a bad villain 413 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 You're having hallucinations 414 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 The incredibly drug resistant 415 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Super gonorrhea 416 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 And it's in quotes 417 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 May have finally faced a foe 418 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000 It can't best in the form of a first class antibiotic 419 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Aw man 420 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,000 STDs are making 421 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Making a comeback 422 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Which is crazy because people are saying 423 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Everybody says that people are having less sex right now 424 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 But people are bathing less and they're filthier 425 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 I don't know, that's not how it happens 426 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 We're not talking about 427 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 What's it called? The black plague 428 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Do you ever fucking bang some chicken 429 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 You know you're gonna catch something 430 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 You don't even want me to talk about STDs 431 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 And then all of a sudden you just go into the craziest statement 432 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 You have just said everything 433 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 I know, here's the thing 434 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 I know you know and that's the problem 435 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I can't not talk about it 436 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 I know, you just have no filter 437 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 That's what makes it silly 438 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Sometimes you just know you're gonna catch something 439 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 And you're like fuck that 440 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Yeah that's what you should say no 441 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Or at least use a sandwich bag 442 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 I mean 443 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 At that point in time 444 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 People know what you look like 445 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 You're not George Clooney 446 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 She had to be at least a four 447 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 A Milwaukee four 448 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I'm a lot more of a fucking bad boy than George Clooney 449 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Is that how you're rating yourself a fucking bad boy? 450 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,000 God man, bad boy status is hilarious 451 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 So shout out to Super gonorrhea 452 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Yeah that's fucking sounds brutal 453 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 I mean yeah if you go to the 454 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 If you go to fucking Tom's and they're like 455 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 You got Super gonorrhea 456 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Well they'll work on that 457 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 It's a free clinic 458 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 We're not going to go pitch for Tom's right now 459 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 The difference of gonorrhea and Super gonorrhea is 460 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Instead of just pissing out 461 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Razor blades 462 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 You're pissing out like razor wire 463 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000 I don't know if that analogy works 464 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,000 I would be like a twisty shit from the top of the fence 465 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Maybe you're pissing lava 466 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Maybe 467 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 And razor blades 468 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 And razor blades 469 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 You just had to throw that in you douche of inch 470 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 But that's alright 471 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 So my dad's friend I remember this guy Jimmy 472 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 He was in NAMM and he was a crazy motherfucker 473 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Shout out Jimmy 474 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 RIP Jimmy actually 475 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 He was one of my dad's friends 476 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 He used to sell blow to Led Zeppelin 477 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 When he would come to Chicago 478 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 And fucking 479 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 When I was a kid 480 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 That's a great way to segue Jimmy's life 481 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 When I was a kid he told me 482 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Yeah you know 483 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 You say he was a vet 484 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Veterans day is fucking tomorrow 485 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Oh peterous 486 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Jesus man what the hell was that 487 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Larry 488 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Don't forget we're on camera 489 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Anyway 490 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 The weirdo-naked-tomato type of behavior 491 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 On the Larry and Needle show 492 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 You have to check the video out 493 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 He was a funny guy 494 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 And he told me you know like hey let's see 495 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Here's what you do 496 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 You get with some broad and she's questionable 497 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 You stick your finger 498 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 In alcohol like you know vodka 499 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Or whiskey or something and stick it in her twat 500 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 And she squirms and says 501 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Ow that means she has open sores 502 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 And then he said and then drink a beer 503 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Right before 504 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 And forget about it 505 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Drink a beer and forget about it 506 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Right before you fuck her and then after you fuck her 507 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Piss real hard 508 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 So you can clean out any BD 509 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 This is like a dirtbag manifesto 510 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 It really is man 511 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 And he's telling me this shit 512 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 And I'm like ten years old and I'm like 513 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Ten years old 514 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 I mean you guys were already thinking of 515 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Black Panther and little Nikki and the Purves 516 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Now maybe I was a little older like 517 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Fucking 13 or something 518 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 That's how I judge everything about you 519 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Little Nikki and the Purves 520 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 But yeah he would tell us that crazy shit 521 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 And one time he came to the house 522 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 That's pretty crazy I mean think about that 523 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Listen to this needles 524 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 I hate to break this down for our listeners 525 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 But this man 526 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Just has 527 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Vodka or something laying around 528 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 And puts it inside of a woman 529 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 To see if she has 530 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Well he was an alcoholic he always had 531 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Some kind of alcohol around him 532 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 That doesn't really shock me 533 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Next thing you should say is a math guy 534 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 He told me that when Zeppelin 535 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Canceled her gig in Chicago 536 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Cause Paige was too fucked up to play 537 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 It was because of him 538 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 And I believe him 539 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Well he's dead so 540 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 And so one time he came to the house 541 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 And he's like hey Larry come outside 542 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 You know I'm a little kid 543 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 We're practicing it's just 544 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 The band right after little Nikki and the Purves 545 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 We're starting to get pretty good 546 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 And shit 547 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 And I'm like what's up Jimmy what do you want 548 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 And he's like here come here and he's got some 549 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 There's some white fucking stretch 550 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 I'll never forget a long stretch 551 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 White limo a Lincoln 552 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 In our driveway 553 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 And there's some guy in the back seat 554 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 There's a driver in the front 555 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 And he opens the back door and there's some guy 556 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Banging some whore 557 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 And she's all fucked up and he pulls her off 558 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 He pulls him off 559 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 And says get the fuck out of here 560 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 And he's like go ahead Joey 561 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Wait a minute 562 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 What did you just say 563 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 That the limo pulled up in your driveway 564 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 A man was having sex in the limo 565 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 And then he pulled her 566 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Off of him 567 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Yeah Jimmy my boy 568 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 He tried to tell you to have sex with his lady 569 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 And I'm like whoa dude 570 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I don't know and she's all fucked up 571 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 And it's like you know and she's 572 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 And I'm a teenager and she's like 573 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 You're cute 574 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 I mean I don't know if we're going to have to 575 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Edit this story 576 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 What are you talking about 577 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 What did you hit your head this week 578 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Yeah it's just something that happened 579 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 One day and then he laughed 580 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 And he never came back 581 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Another time this scene 582 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Dude man 583 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 It was fucking noon I was in 584 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 I loved how you 585 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Distinguished one you could be a dirtbag 586 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 By what time it is during the day 587 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Bro it was noon man if it was like 588 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 4 o'clock bro I would have totally done 589 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 I was a little kid though 590 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I wasn't a full dirtbag yet 591 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 You are just in your infancy of dirtbagness 592 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 That's alright 593 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 I respect that 594 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 It's a lot of pressure to put on a person 595 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 On a shot you know what I mean 596 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Like hey here's a grown man just 597 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Banging a horn in the back of a limo 598 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 And just grabbing him by the neck 599 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 And he's like jump in Larry 600 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Exactly 601 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 And then there's another time 602 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 When Nick our drummer came in 603 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 And he's got a motorcycle 604 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Home and on 605 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 He's all you know 606 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Comes in and Jimmy is crying 607 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Because one of his mobster friends 608 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Had just gotten killed and put into a trunk 609 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Of a vehicle and fucking 610 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 He wants me to drive him to 611 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Allegedly 612 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 And my mom is not letting me go 613 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 She's like are you crazy? 614 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Probably about 15 at this time 615 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 You're driving cars? 616 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 16 maybe 617 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 I probably was 17 618 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 I love how you just went up 15 619 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 I have no idea how it was 620 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Well here's the story 621 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 That's nothing to do with it 622 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 That's a relevant fact 623 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Oh those are a relevant fact 624 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 He's drinking an entire bottle 625 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Of J&B fucking whiskey 626 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 And 627 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Unlike you on the set of scene 628 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 My drummer comes in 629 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 And he's like 630 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Is that code for something? 631 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Yeah he's a drummer in our band 632 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 And he's like 633 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Jimmy goes to him 634 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Are you here to play? 635 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 And our drummer says yeah I'm here to play 636 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Because we're going to jam 637 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 You know it's time to practice 638 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 And he gets up 639 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 And punches my friend in the face 640 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 And when he's down he gives him a kick 641 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 And my mom 642 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Is flipping the fuck 643 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Out 644 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Dude it's one of my friends 645 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 He's like I didn't know 646 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 I thought it was just some guy 647 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 And I'm like we're in my mom's kitchen 648 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 It's one of my fucking 649 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 He thought we were in a bar 650 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Because that's how drunk he was 651 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 He kicked the shit out of my body 652 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 You kicked the shit out of your body? 653 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Yeah and my mom was 654 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 We never trust a guy from Nam 655 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 That guy's got fucking tics dude 656 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 He's seen some shit 657 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 I don't even care where he was 658 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 He used to tell us all the stories 659 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 No that's he you know 660 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Hepra veterans day 661 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 But at the same time 662 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I was watching things about 663 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 They go through some fucked up shit 664 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Tunnel rats 665 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 When they would go down 666 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 On the Vietnamese would fucking 667 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Dig tunnels underneath the ground 668 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 And they would drop these traps 669 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 So there would be like a trap 670 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Where you went in and there was like 671 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 These sticks and rollers 672 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 But you get stuck when you went through 673 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 And you just sit there and buy 674 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 And then there was another one with a snake 675 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 And there was another one when you went to a certain point 676 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 There was like a stick and it would drop fucking 677 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 I mean these tunnels were 678 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Think about it the fucking 679 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 I almost said it but 680 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 The Vietnamese were tiny fella 681 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Shall I say 682 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 So the Americans 683 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 You know were an average height a little bit bigger than them 684 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 So these guys it was a death sentence 685 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 For most of them 686 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Which is the scariest shit you've blown your note man 687 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 I'm doing it on fun 688 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 No you're not but you're doing it on camera 689 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 You have no coos man 690 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 I swear to god 691 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 So 692 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 And then they would flood the pits 693 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Which is oh think about that 694 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 You're stuck in there and then they just flood 695 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 That shit with water 696 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 And then you're going crazy 697 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 I mean that's war 698 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 I mean how about 699 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 The multiple wars we have going on right now 700 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 And 701 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 It's crazy that 702 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Yeah it's fucked up 703 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Everybody's just downplaying one war to make another 704 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 I mean I haven't heard anything good from 705 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Israel Hamas 706 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Israel 707 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 I mean we're still fighting right 708 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Yeah doesn't do honestly anything good 709 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 We are and you know 710 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 People shouldn't fight 711 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 We're fucking spending money we don't have 712 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 There's a lot more to it than 713 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 You know than meets the eye 714 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 There's a lot more to it than meets the eye 715 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 We don't know what's going on 716 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I don't even want to speculate 717 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 At this point because I really don't know myself 718 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 It's a military dust rule complex 719 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Yeah you know that it's not what they're fucking telling us though 720 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 What they tell us is not 721 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 We'll find out in 40 years 722 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 We'll be dead by then 723 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 We'll be dead by then but it'll come out 724 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 I mean 725 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 And they'll look back in the archives 726 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 And they'll go man Larry and needles 727 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 They fucking knew that it wasn't right 728 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Yeah 729 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Compared to Tucker Carlson right 730 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Yeah I mean we're in the lower echelon of that 731 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 They'll probably link 732 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 They'll probably look us up and then it'll send 733 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Them to a link to Tucker 734 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Yeah there's no to cratum 735 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Yeah 736 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 There's 737 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 4 kilos of cratum for $50 738 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Use promo code Larry and needles 739 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Yeah 740 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Which isn't bad I mean hey at least we get to 741 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Hawk something 742 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Someone's gotta 743 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Yeah well someone always will that's a problem 744 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 It's a capitalist country 745 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 So you want to have cratum with your name on it? 746 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Yeah I would love to 747 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Man this is funny 748 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 So we received 749 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 A letter what? 750 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Shit man 751 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 No I don't have it 752 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Pause it right now and get some weed 753 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 No we can't pause it and get weed 754 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 If you pause it I think it's another recording 755 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Shit okay well man 756 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 We're ill prepared 757 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 It's alright 758 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Oh you know what I got the half joint 759 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Motor in 760 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 So what we're gonna do is 761 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 I'm gonna 762 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Get it on one of our videos and it's amazing 763 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 I really really really encourage people 764 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 To send us hate mail 765 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Which is awesome 766 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 And 767 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 If you like us this is very fun 768 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 I have to wait for Larry so this person 769 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Listened to one of our episodes 770 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 And did not like it and it 771 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Is amazing the response 772 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 That he gave us I mean 773 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 I don't know if he's a listener 774 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 A fan 775 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 I'm just gonna 776 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Speculate that this guy does not like us 777 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 So Larry are you ready for it 778 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Our first edition of 779 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Hate Mail 780 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 M-A-L-E 781 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Alright so this is 782 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Technically a comment a statement 783 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 I look at it as almost a manifesto 784 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 To some extent 785 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 From a listener 786 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 You know what now that sounds like fun 787 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 We should just do 788 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Comments from Boys Town 789 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 A listener quote unquote fan 790 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 The Larry and Needle show is garbage 791 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 I mean pure trash 792 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Whoever 793 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Listen to this show is an idiot 794 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Nothing makes sense 795 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Shout out to you brother I mean 796 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 If you've seen the copious amounts of weed 797 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 We smoke now 798 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Alcohol intake alright so 799 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 First of all 800 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 I hope there's multiple 801 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 I really hope this guy breaks it down 802 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 But I already read it so 803 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 First of all they don't know what they're talking about 804 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Shout out to you 805 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 You're dang right 806 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 We just pretend to have fun here 807 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 That's right 808 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 The show in quote 809 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Consist of two drug addicts 810 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Pretending to be interesting 811 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 I mean 812 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Just because our logo is a prescription 813 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 It doesn't mean we partake in 814 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Fetnal 815 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Opioids 816 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Speed 817 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 In fact we want to say 818 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 That we are against all of that shit 819 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Well I don't know about that 820 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 We don't take it 821 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 If you want to take it take it 822 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 You don't fucking get in my way when you take it 823 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 But here's the other thing 824 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 We don't really want to condone drugs on the 825 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Not at all I mean marijuana is okay 826 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 It's legal in our state so we're good 827 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 If you're in Chicago land 828 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Or fucking Michigan 829 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Or somewhere like that 830 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Colorado 831 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 So I'm going to repeat this again Consist of two drug addicts 832 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Pretending to be interesting 833 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Man 834 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Thank you very much 835 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Just in case you know 836 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 I follow 837 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 All this guy's socials 838 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 You do? Yeah well just because 839 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 He left his comment 840 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 So I followed him so he didn't black 841 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Me so that has to be good 842 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 I actually wrote that out 843 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Because I was stoned 844 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Yeah calm up 845 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 This is his words again 846 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 As a podcast listener 847 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 These guys really suck 848 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 And don't know what they're doing Don't waste your time 849 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Oh man 850 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Thank you very much 851 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 That was awesome I love it 852 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Yeah 853 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 At least he didn't talk about my lisp 854 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 What's that Larry? 855 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Not many people are going to see it 856 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 We just read it on the thing 857 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 No I know but it's just funny that this guy took the time out 858 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 So thank you for making our analytics go up 859 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 For listening for so long 860 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 I don't know I couldn't break it down per person 861 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 But hey 862 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 We all got to start somewhere 863 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Fucking drum key 864 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Yeah I'll tell you what man 865 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 What are you going to tell me Larry 866 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Give me that 867 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 This is a special 868 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Key 869 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 This is from this 870 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 This is 871 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 From this place 872 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Larry's Autistic Corner 873 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 You can't help yourself 874 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 This is from a music store in Sweden 875 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 And it's called Hellstone Music 876 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 And it's a really fucking cool place 877 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 And the guy gave me 878 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 The owner of the store gave me this 879 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 It's a 880 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Drum tuning key 881 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 And a fucking beer bottle 882 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 It gets you into the fucking gay bar 883 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 The bottle opener 884 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 The skeleton key for all the finook club 885 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 And the fucking drum key 886 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Needles is a fruit keg 887 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 I don't know about that 888 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 It's pretty cool man 889 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 A drum key and a fucking beer opener 890 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 You got to admit 891 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 And you can't buy these fucking things 892 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 This guy only gives them to you 893 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 If he thinks you're a nice person 894 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Okay 895 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 So listen to this 896 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 You remember Maui 897 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 The place in Hawaii 898 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 What happened there 899 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Yeah right, oh well it's forgotten 900 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 I mean that's why I'm asking 901 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 No something happened there 902 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 The new cycle filtered it out 903 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 And technically 904 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 The forgotten people 905 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 So 906 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 The state is offering them a million dollars 907 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Each 908 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Okay 909 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 For land that's probably worth 910 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Fucking 20, 30, 40 911 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 No the rebuilders 912 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Shit 913 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 They're offering them a million bucks 914 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 They get to keep their land 915 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 That's a better deal 916 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 That's a better deal 917 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 But the problem is 918 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Is that 919 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 News that those participating in the fund 920 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Would be required to wave their right 921 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 To seek tort liability 922 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 But 923 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Against parties involved in the fund 924 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 For wrongful death and severe personal injury 925 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Oh my lord 926 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 So they are trying to silence these people 927 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 With a million dollars 928 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 This is written 929 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Wow 930 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Isn't that crazy 931 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 The protocol 932 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Which I don't like that word in any sentence 933 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Where I'm a fucking 934 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Technically they're the plaintiff right 935 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 The defendant is 936 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Who fucking knows 937 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 The defendant would be the state 938 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Right 939 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 I mean if you think they use a direct energy weapon 940 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 That's a government 941 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Or the United States 942 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 That the power lines cause the fire 943 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Like they say then that's 944 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Whatever local 945 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Yes, electrical company that is 946 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Needles 947 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Electrical company 948 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 We only lose about four guys a week 949 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Due to electrocution 950 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Yeah in Hawaii that's tough man 951 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 I'd have to start bringing illegals there 952 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 You gotta say yeah 953 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Four guys a week man 954 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Jesus man 955 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 That's 16 a month 956 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 My fucking insurance 957 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Is gotta be true to roof 958 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 So 959 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 The protocol would require people to sign the release 960 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Releasing 961 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 I don't like when they use release and releasing 962 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Without a comment 963 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Whenever you're like doing any TV 964 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Musical thing, stage thing 965 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 And they make you sign a release 966 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 That means you're not getting paid 967 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Usually 968 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Or you could get hurt 969 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Just the DNR that's it 970 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 So the protocol would require people 971 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 To sign the release releasing 972 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 The parties who are participating 973 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 In the fund from any 974 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Tort liability 975 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Tort again, crazy 976 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 This is crazy man 977 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 That word meant 978 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 I can look up tort right now 979 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Isn't it crazy that they're trying to silence these people 980 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Yeah 981 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Mary would know what the 982 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Tort meant in the context of the court system 983 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 A wrongful act 984 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Or infringement of a right 985 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 Other than under contract 986 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Leading to civil legal liability 987 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Public nuisance as a crime 988 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 As well as a tort 989 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 So basically Hawaii 990 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Is admitting to some extent 991 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 What they're doing 992 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 And they want to fucking silence the people 993 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 With a little bit of money 994 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Comparative to what we gave them in Ukraine 995 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 What we're giving to Israel 996 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 I mean 997 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 It's a fucking Kansas City shuffle 998 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Imagine what they're trying to keep 999 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Zelensky from talking about 1000 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 I mean there's a video 1001 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 That guy playing a piano with his dick 1002 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 I mean come on 1003 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 This is your world 1004 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Well it's better than what we have 1005 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 But at the same time 1006 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Another making this guy out to be killed 1007 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 It's so funny how the United States 1008 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Is like 1009 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Breaking up with somebody through text 1010 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 You know what I mean 1011 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 We're done with you 1012 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 And he's like pleading 1013 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Give us credit and we'll pay you back 1014 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 What did you do with all the money with no oversight 1015 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 How could we don't have any of the money that we sent you 1016 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Exactly 1017 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 It's like 1018 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Child support 1019 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 That's what it is like 1020 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 We fucking adopted this bastard 1021 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 And we gave him a bunch of money 1022 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 And now we lost our job 1023 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 And now we got a few 1024 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 So much money 1025 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 And then we're giving Israel money of course 1026 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 Well we have to give him Israel money 1027 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 But here 1028 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 We are not giving Hawaii money 1029 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 They should get a lot more than that 1030 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 How about living in a country where people 1031 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 That are elected to this country 1032 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Don't like the country 1033 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Isn't that crazy 1034 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 We have elected officials that 1035 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Hate the United States and they're very 1036 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Vocal about it 1037 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Yes very vocal about it 1038 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 They don't try and pretend 1039 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Well nowadays 1040 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Everything is 1041 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Open you know what I mean social media 1042 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 You have to have a presence on that 1043 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 You have to do this, you have to do that 1044 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 You always have to fucking 1045 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Well okay I will say something though 1046 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 This really breaks my heart 1047 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 That 1048 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 That Talib lady 1049 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 But listen though 1050 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 They voted to censor her 1051 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Which are 1052 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Censure 1053 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Which what's the difference 1054 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Our highest government 1055 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Is blocking a United States 1056 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Citizen from 1057 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Their amendments 1058 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 I don't care what she has to say 1059 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Or who she means to harm 1060 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 I'm just saying isn't that crazy 1061 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 You down 1062 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 She's no longer truly 1063 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 A United States citizen when she's a representative 1064 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 In the fucking system 1065 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Well it's not even that 1066 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 She's a citizen but at the same time 1067 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 You're censoring people that's what it boils down to me 1068 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 I understand man it's fucked up 1069 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 If you've listened to any podcast 1070 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Any TV shows 1071 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Anything it's censored by 1072 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 The FCC 1073 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 And the other thing is they give her more 1074 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Exposure 1075 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Because 1076 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 People want to listen to her 1077 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 What is she trying to say 1078 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 And you should just let her talk anyway 1079 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 Because then people will see okay she's an asshole 1080 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 It's like the hatchet 1081 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Here's what she believes 1082 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 She's really a fucking asshole 1083 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Starts in only fans 1084 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Tiffany Gomez 1085 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Shout out to my future wife 1086 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Tiffany Gomez 1087 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 We want to have you on the show 1088 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Anytime 1089 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 But should anybody be 1090 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Censored 1091 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Canada 1092 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Canada is actually saying that you have to submit your podcast 1093 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 And they want to start taxing them 1094 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 And censoring them 1095 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 That does not surprise me man 1096 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Not at all 1097 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Especially from a man who wore blackface at least twice 1098 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 That we have pictures of 1099 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 No one's got any pictures of me 1100 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 You are 1101 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Definitely at the prime minister of Canada 1102 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 No but you're right 1103 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 Man the guy should be fucking 1104 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 You do like to do blow so you might be the prime minister of Canada 1105 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Hey 1106 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 I could party with the prime minister of Canada 1107 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 But I'm not going to be the prime minister 1108 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Of Canada 1109 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 I always used to remember 1110 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 That I wanted to be a president 1111 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Oh yeah when you were a kid 1112 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 I wanted to be the president 1113 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 All of a sudden you realized that 1114 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 What a horrible job it is 1115 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Well a cop is more 1116 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 That's more 1117 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 What I'm looking for 1118 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Worthy 1119 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 But there's still crooked people 1120 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 The president is guarded 1121 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Everyday 1122 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 But you don't know that shit when you're a little kid 1123 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 No I don't know I want to be an astronaut 1124 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 And then they're like there's a firmament 1125 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Yeah go ahead junior 1126 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 You're going to spend a lot of time 1127 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 In a swimming pool 1128 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 With fucking space gear 1129 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 I'm pretending to be on the space station 1130 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 It's all a farce 1131 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 But we don't want to talk about it 1132 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Oh it is a farce 1133 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Yes it is 1134 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 What time are we at 1135 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 You can hear the cats crying upstairs 1136 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 39 minutes 1137 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 40 minutes 1138 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Yeah so the cats are crying for my wife 1139 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 My wife 1140 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Very nice 1141 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 My wife 1142 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 So autistic 1143 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 And so you know I didn't feed them of course 1144 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 And they're crying pretty loud right now 1145 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 You can't hear it 1146 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Now they 1147 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 It's like what 1148 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 What is it like what did you say 1149 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 What's like what 1150 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Man forget it 1151 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 He doesn't even know what he just said ladies and gentlemen 1152 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 No I wasn't I was paying attention to something else 1153 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 I apologize 1154 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 I was looking for my other new story 1155 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Okay so what did you say Larry 1156 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 No repeat yourself I apologize 1157 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 My wife 1158 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Well 1159 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 I was just saying 1160 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 That the cats were hungry man 1161 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Oh yeah well fucking Mary's not here 1162 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 What do you expect 1163 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 And that's not nonsense for the guy out there 1164 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 The things that we don't fucking talk facts 1165 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Oh I mean we really don't 1166 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 We just make shit up as we go along 1167 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Right 1168 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Well the cats are fucking definitely wanting to eat 1169 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 They're like they're gonna fucking die Larry 1170 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 No one said they were man 1171 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 I'm just saying that we report the fucking facts 1172 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 That the cats are hungry 1173 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Breaking news in the sugar-baby world 1174 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 The cats are hungry 1175 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 But Larry refuses to feed them 1176 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 My wife will be home 1177 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Yeah I know so she could feed them right 1178 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Because you're too busy podcasting 1179 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Yeah you know this is a fucking 1180 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Very important 1181 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Very important thing 1182 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Well to some people it is 1183 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 To other people this is very trivial which I love 1184 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Shout out to the guy who wrote us a hate mail 1185 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Thank you for taking your time 1186 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 To really break the 1187 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 To really break down our show 1188 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Let's get in the 1189 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Let's get in the Krav Maga last night 1190 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Okay so what you want to talk about this 1191 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Needles got to live out his 1192 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Greatest sexual fantasy 1193 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 What was that Larry? 1194 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Get pinned down and held down and all kinds of weird 1195 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 We were practicing arm bars 1196 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 No that's not how Krav Maga goes Larry 1197 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 I don't know what it goes like 1198 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I could not stop laughing 1199 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 I know you can't stop laughing 1200 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Because you're so high all the time 1201 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Look at you 1202 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 You can't even stop laughing now 1203 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 When he got down in between your legs 1204 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 This is all you think of 1205 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 Two men in clothes 1206 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 But you see them having sex 1207 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Who has the problem here 1208 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 It's not me 1209 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I thought it was 1210 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Fucking hysterically funny 1211 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Yeah because all you do is think of me 1212 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 So here's the best part 1213 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 So here's the greatest part 1214 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 I got that moved down 1215 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 They choke you from the side 1216 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 And you whip your leg around their neck 1217 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Put him down 1218 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Dave the numbers man 1219 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 He couldn't do it 1220 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 He couldn't fucking 1221 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Type a keyboard all day 1222 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 What do you expect 1223 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 So numbers man couldn't do it 1224 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 The most exercise he gets is going to get a bagel with 1225 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Lacks on it 1226 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 So yeah 1227 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Funny 1228 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 That the numbers man couldn't get his leg high enough 1229 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 To fucking get it around my neck 1230 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 I could have children 1231 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 This is almost anti-semitism 1232 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 You know exactly why 1233 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 You're saying they're not athletic 1234 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 I didn't say they're not 1235 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Those fucking people go to the war 1236 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 And they're fucking ready to rock 1237 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 I mean Jesus 1238 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Your anti-semitic rhetoric 1239 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:06,000 What are you talking about 1240 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 I mean you're lucky 1241 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 If you would have wrapped that leg around you 1242 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Were the socket 1243 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 My neck would have got stuck in that notch 1244 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 It's a sock notch 1245 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Yeah 1246 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 So he couldn't do that 1247 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 And then 1248 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 I was watching 1249 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 I was trying to watch out of the corner of my eyes 1250 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 And check out the taco twins 1251 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Rolling around on the ground 1252 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 They were pretty 1253 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Ladies thank you for wearing yoga pants though 1254 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Let me tell you because 1255 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 You turn any ordinary thing 1256 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Into a party just with yoga pants 1257 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 I mean 1258 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 One of them 1259 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Had a fucking tongue on 1260 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 And I mean it was 1261 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Smearly visible 1262 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Turn that bitch into a party 1263 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 And they're tiquito 1264 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 But 1265 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Thank you very much for yoga pants 1266 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Because these ladies were going at 1267 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Because we can't touch the women 1268 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Because we all know Larry's background 1269 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 It can't be none of us can be 1270 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Closer to them just because of Larry 1271 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 He did let me bite the one chick that one night 1272 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 It's like what's that called? Defcon 1273 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Defcon one 1274 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 I get to do whatever I want 1275 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 No that's not how it goes 1276 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Whoever told you that 1277 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Is a liar 1278 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 It's like some MK Ultra shit 1279 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 When the gong goes off 1280 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 Oh man did you hear about this guy 1281 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 You used to grab in women 1282 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Okay check this out speaking to MK Ultra 1283 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 You're gonna like this dude 1284 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Now this is a story from my wife 1285 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 So I do not know the source 1286 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Or if it's real 1287 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Or if it's real 1288 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Here's the latest mind fuck 1289 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 From the PSI Ops government 1290 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 There was a guy 1291 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 You okay? 1292 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 I like how this story starts out 1293 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 And he was found 1294 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 With his brains blown out 1295 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 With a suicide note 1296 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 In tactical gear 1297 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Maybe he didn't have a suicide note 1298 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 This is the Florida guy at the amusement park 1299 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 And it said I'm not a animal 1300 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Yeah we just talked about this 1301 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 I told you that 1302 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 It wasn't Larry 1303 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Well you know that's 1304 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Okay well no I told you this 1305 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Here's what made me remember 1306 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 From Mary and Nat 1307 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Your story is because 1308 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 She said that he was 1309 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 MK Ultra and he fought it off 1310 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I told you this whole story 1311 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Okay 1312 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Are you kidding me right now 1313 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 We talked about this 1314 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Yesterday in Krav Maga 1315 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 We did 1316 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Oh my god Larry 1317 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 Yeah 1318 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 This is what I have to deal with 1319 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 We didn't talk about it on the show 1320 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 No but you just said 1321 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Mary made your source 1322 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Which I'll take that actually 1323 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 I don't remember okay maybe 1324 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 I remember 1325 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Larry got in the car for Krav Maga yesterday 1326 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 And the first thing I said is 1327 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 You smell like fucking meat 1328 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 And that's the exact laugh he did 1329 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 And then right away 1330 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 He's like Larry 1331 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Yeah I mean Jesus 1332 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 You're gonna get him a contact hide 1333 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 And then I'm uh 1334 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 You know he's not smoking weed all day 1335 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 No he's high off of you 1336 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 And uh 1337 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 He's a killer 1338 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 But he's cool 1339 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Maybe he wants to kill us 1340 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 I don't know if he does he's good at hiding it 1341 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 He's very open about what he can do 1342 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 So I know he's open about what he can do 1343 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 But he doesn't like openly hate us 1344 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 So maybe 1345 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Well that's pretty good if you're going to a martial arts class 1346 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 He has to tolerate us 1347 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 So Larry we're all standing in the fucking 1348 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 In the street 1349 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 We're all standing in like a half circle 1350 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 In the room and it's like 30 foot 1351 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 By like 20 foot mats on the ground 1352 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Meers and shit you know 1353 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 The fighting room 1354 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Yeah it's a fighting room 1355 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 It's a kill box 1356 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 So 1357 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Total kill box 1358 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 The fucking our sensei's talking to us 1359 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 And Larry's just standing with like 1360 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 Five feet within me 1361 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 And I just attack Larry grab his wrist 1362 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 And try to choke him 1363 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 So then we start fighting 1364 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 And he's like 1365 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 Shaking his head 1366 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 And he doesn't do anything he just lets us fight 1367 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 It's funny though because it's fun 1368 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 To get reprimanded by a more mature 1369 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 20 year old kid 1370 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Calling it a fucking grown adult 1371 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Sounds like you're pulling a horse 1372 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Fuck you man 1373 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 No it is very silly that you 1374 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 The child is telling us to fucking behave 1375 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 He's 27 years younger than I 1376 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 And he's like I have to separate 1377 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 You two idiots 1378 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 But that's alright though 1379 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 It's fucking very funny 1380 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Get trained people 1381 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 And then like 1382 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 He'll say like one thing to the other 1383 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 He'll say one thing 1384 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 To the class 1385 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 And then he'll come over by me and needles 1386 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 And out of the side of his mouth 1387 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 And then he'll say and then you give him an extra 1388 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 He's a killer 1389 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 He likes to fucking 1390 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 20 years old man 1391 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 He didn't know if he wanted to be a dentist 1392 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 He's a 1393 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Big on teeth removal 1394 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Where that came from 1395 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 You know he's knocking fucking teeth out 1396 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 With his elbows and fucking 1397 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 His fists and the palm of his hand and shit 1398 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 He could hit you fucking 1399 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 37 different ways 1400 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 That's the freaky part 1401 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 How are you going to do a hit list? 1402 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Yeah but 1403 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 What did you leave it 1404 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Man the look on your face right now 1405 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 Did you forget it? Yeah my list is upstairs 1406 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Aw you're not even prepared 1407 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Alright so start at the top 1408 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Totally unprepared 1409 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Totally fucking unprepared 1410 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 I think we got to be on video 1411 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Alright 1412 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 You want to thank Tiffany Woodcock 1413 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 We want to thank 1414 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Matthew 1415 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 I want to thank Chrissy 1416 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Jay 1417 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Sherry 1418 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Mary, Harmony, Hully, Frank 1419 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Don Anforth 1420 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Don Anforth 1421 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Kiki, thank you for the fucking 1422 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Mr. X camera 1423 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Mr. X 1424 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Kiki for the camera 1425 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Yeah 1426 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Needles is going too fast 1427 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 First and foremost 1428 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 I should have said at the very top though 1429 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 My nephew Alex 1430 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Oh yeah Shorty 1431 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Thanks Bob 1432 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 That's the fucking shit 1433 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Thanks brother 1434 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Oh yeah always 1435 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Good pick of Justin Trudeau 1436 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Yeah 1437 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 It was from last year 1438 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 We put it up again because 1439 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 We were looking at those cats and everything 1440 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 Yeah Hitler cats 1441 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 We'll talk about that in a minute 1442 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 And 1443 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Also the only fans girls 1444 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 And I got to say 1445 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Keep sending pics Larry 1446 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 I got to also say 1447 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 Tom's Free Clinic 1448 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Tom's Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinary Services 1449 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 And Sex Shop 1450 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 And Sooner 1451 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Sex Shop is still 1452 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Well the contractors aren't doing so well 1453 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 If your motor 1454 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Is a knock in 1455 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 And your warts 1456 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Also a rockin 1457 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Call Tom's Free Clinic 1458 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 If your motor is rockin 1459 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 And your warts start to pop in 1460 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 That's that maybe 1461 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 If you got poppin warts 1462 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 That's pretty bad 1463 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 You don't want to know about it 1464 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Fucking 1465 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Let's talk about those cats 1466 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Oh 1467 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 The funniest thing I saw on the internet 1468 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Is cats that look like Hitler 1469 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Obviously they have nine lives 1470 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Which is a simple joke to make 1471 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 But 1472 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 They call him Kittlers 1473 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Which is the greatest name ever 1474 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Yeah and they must 1475 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Surchai and Lohf to get these cats 1476 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 They have pictures of them 1477 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 In scenarios 1478 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 With them seeing Hyle 1479 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Which I'm not going to do right now 1480 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Because they will be disrespecting 1481 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Little cats with black under their nose 1482 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Some of them even have 1483 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Fucking hair 1484 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 And there's a lot of them out there 1485 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 And I used to have a cat like that too 1486 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 And I used to call him Hitler 1487 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 And my wife was like 1488 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 You can't have him be named that 1489 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 And also somebody else which was my name 1490 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 So I switched him to Chaplin like Charlie Chaplin 1491 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Because you know he had the mustache 1492 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 So and Charlie Chaplin had the same thing 1493 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Going on 1494 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 We talked about that before that mustache 1495 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Chaplin was but the cat had no choice 1496 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 He had no mustache 1497 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 I understand that he was born like that 1498 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 But if a male adult wore a Hitler 1499 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 It would not be that good for them 1500 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Some would 1501 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 If you were in the left maybe you can get away with it 1502 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Oh yeah nowadays 1503 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 You know what's funny 1504 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 It's not funny it's crazy 1505 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 They're calling 1506 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Jews Nazis 1507 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 Who said that? 1508 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 The hard left 1509 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 There's a hard left 1510 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 And then a hard left 1511 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Whatever you want to call it 1512 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 And fucking 1513 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 It's a snake eating its own tail 1514 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 So these Palestinian supporters 1515 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Are 1516 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 Actually 1517 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Calling the Jews Nazis 1518 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 You have to pick a side 1519 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 That's definitely not the right side 1520 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 Well no I'm just saying 1521 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 The general consensus is you have to pick a side 1522 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Right? 1523 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 You don't have to pick a side 1524 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 But you shouldn't be against the guys who are 1525 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 If somebody says hey 1526 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Do you support Israel or Hamas 1527 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 I don't support anyone 1528 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 I don't want to give any of them my money 1529 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 No I really don't 1530 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Even though you're a sugar baby and you don't work a job 1531 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 So that's okay 1532 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 You can send them roaches if you want to 1533 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Here's a pound of roaches 1534 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 But 1535 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 No one I mean 1536 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 We don't get the side that democracy 1537 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Is gone 1538 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 We have to fight for democracy 1539 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Fight for your rights of party 1540 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 I mean listen you want to 1541 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 It's proven on camera that people are stuffing 1542 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Ballots which is hilarious 1543 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 These people get paid to do this 1544 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 And they're caught on camera 1545 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 And the funny thing is 1546 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 That nothing happens to them? 1547 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Well they weren't going to say anything about it 1548 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 The only reason people found out about it 1549 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Is because of a whistleblower 1550 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 So they have this film 1551 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 And the officials in charge 1552 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 See them fucking stuffing the ballots 1553 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 But they don't give a fuck 1554 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Because they're on the crooked team 1555 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 You know it's like having the fucking 1556 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 Fox guard the handouts 1557 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 The team of money that's all it is 1558 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Everybody's getting paid that's what it is 1559 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 Where's this money coming from 1560 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 All you gotta do is shove a couple 1561 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 I like the one I saw recently 1562 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 A politician 1563 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 Just off camera from the ballot box 1564 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 Or outside the door 1565 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Of the voting arena 1566 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 The last little round 1567 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Paying the people 1568 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Outside the actual guy 1569 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 That was running 1570 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 Liri is an official 1571 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Voting judge right? 1572 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Yes yes I'm a voting judge 1573 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 For the last what three years? 1574 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Maybe you were in that the last couple of few elections 1575 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 There goes the polling station and him and my lawyer 1576 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 We're just the greatest together 1577 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Me and Mary go there 1578 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 I think we talked about this how you tried to get stoned in the parking lot 1579 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Where you were an official judge 1580 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Of the federal government 1581 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 So I'm outside 1582 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 I'm lighting up a joint 1583 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 And all of a sudden the lady comes out 1584 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Representative shall I say 1585 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Yeah the lady who's actually in charge 1586 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Of the voting district place 1587 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 And she's like oh you 1588 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Have been smoking I'm like oh yeah 1589 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 And then I'm like I don't have any cigarettes 1590 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 I'm like you got a cigarette 1591 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 And she's like oh yeah and she looks at me like weird 1592 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Like what am I doing out there 1593 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Because it was cold and raining and shit 1594 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 You gotta get stoned man 1595 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Being the voting voting 1596 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 So I had a cigarette with her 1597 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Her name was Jennifer she was real nice 1598 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Mary liked her we were all friends by the end 1599 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 That's very nice Larry 1600 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 There was one fucking lady 1601 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 That was like so vehemently 1602 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Like anti-trumpin 1603 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 And all this you know 1604 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 But like she was a worker 1605 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 I mean it's not good though 1606 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 You're not supposed to voice your opinion 1607 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 When you're the worker you know what I mean 1608 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 You gotta be neutralized 1609 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 You gotta be neutralized 1610 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 Some sort of disposition on that 1611 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 So they gotta take people 1612 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 They put two people by each 1613 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Post by each station 1614 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 To keep them honest the Republican and the Democrat 1615 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 I'm really an independent 1616 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 But they're so short of 1617 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Republicans 1618 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 You're technically bisexual 1619 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Right I'll vote for you there 1620 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 Yeah either way 1621 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 So I'm sitting next to this one lady 1622 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Who was just so so into Joe Biden 1623 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 And I'm saying to her 1624 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Man 1625 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 I hope I'm not pregnant 1626 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 And she's like what are you talking about 1627 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 I'm like I went out last night 1628 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 And things happened 1629 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 This is what she said to a lady at a pole station 1630 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 And I'm like 1631 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 And she's like you can't be pregnant 1632 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 You're a man 1633 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 And I said oh I thought you could be pregnant though 1634 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 I'm gonna have a you know 1635 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 And she's like you know that's not true 1636 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 And she got really mad at me 1637 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Can they put eggs in your butt 1638 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 Exactly 1639 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 And then she was really mad at her husband 1640 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 For fucking being late 1641 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Smoking weed with you 1642 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 With some McDonald's that she was waiting on 1643 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 That he didn't show up with fast enough 1644 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Well this sounds like a real 1645 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Yeah 1646 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 I don't even know 1647 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 Everyone else was real nice 1648 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 She was kind of mean 1649 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 I don't want to say she was a bitch 1650 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Cause she wasn't I kind of antagonized her 1651 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 At times 1652 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 No imagine that so there we go that's the root of the problem 1653 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 And then me and Mary hung with this one old lady 1654 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 That was uh 1655 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 She was really really fucking cool 1656 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 She's been doing it since Kennedy 1657 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Holy shit is this in place 1658 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Around here 1659 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 No no with Chicago 1660 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 She's from Chicago 1661 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 Since Kennedy 1662 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 Since Kennedy 1663 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 She's probably had more ballot stuff than her 1664 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Yeah 1665 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 And uh 1666 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 It was cool because she gave me her 1667 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Portillo's and I didn't have any food 1668 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 You know and she's like here you want this 1669 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 I can't eat it 1670 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 And I'm like ah come on 1671 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 You're like oh there are bugs in this 1672 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 And then so and the other thing was 1673 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 Is she went to 1674 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 The White House 1675 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 To some 1676 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 Rallies that were going on 1677 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Outside the White House 1678 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Outside the White House and she was with her mother 1679 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 Jesus Christ 1680 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 Who was like 90 something years old 1681 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Yeah 1682 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 But this was like 20 years ago 1683 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 This was 20 years back 1684 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 She's telling me a story from 20 years before 1685 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 But the mother 1686 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 Was already in her like middle 90s 1687 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 And the lady was probably only 1688 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 70 at the time 1689 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 And now this lady's in her 90s 1690 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 And 1691 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 She's looking around for her mother and she can't 1692 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Find her mother 1693 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 And they're honoring her up on some podium 1694 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 And doing some speech about her 1695 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 And then they get invited into the White House 1696 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 And they get to do some 1697 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 And she's like my mom just wanted to go 1698 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 To DC 1699 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 And I'm showing her around and then the next thing you know 1700 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 Probably to meet some African-American gentlemen 1701 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Yeah 1702 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 Let's end on that 1703 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 Okay 1704 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 And on that note ladies and gentlemen 1705 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 I want to thank you all 1706 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 For tuning in I really really do 1707 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Fucking appreciate it 1708 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Yeah we love you guys thanks for listening tell your friends 1709 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 And 1710 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 Now we get to the awkward part where we play the outro 1711 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 And we both sit here 1712 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 And I press stop 1713 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Did you play the outro? 1714 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 I'm gonna 1715 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,000 What this fucking thing? 1716 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Two camera shots sucker 1717 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Hilarious 1718 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 I get to see Larry's mug up close 1719 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 Okay I got it now 1720 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 I know what I'm doing here we go 1721 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 One more time 1722 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 Alright y'all peace 1723 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 I'm Larry 1724 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 And I'm Needles 1725 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:48,000 And I'm Needles