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time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Alright everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry and I'm Needles. It's Kiki. We have a special guest, Kiki.

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Now you get to see what this Pollock looks like.

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Oh boy. Kiki, how do you get a one-arm Pollock out of a tree?

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I always love that word.

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Oh, that's a great one. We can always start with good ones.

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That's high quality shit.

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It's very high quality shit.

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Hey man, I wanted to start out with some corrections for last week.

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For last show.

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Okay.

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Remember when I couldn't think of Jackie O's husband's name?

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I knew the last name on NASA's.

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Yeah, the Shippey Magnate.

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Aristotle.

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Yeah.

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Aristotle on NASA's.

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The kid with the plate in his head came to me.

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His name is Ken.

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Okay, that sounds like a...

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Larry knew a kid that had a plate in his head when they would play baseball and he was a little kid and he had a helmet.

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I thought it was like a plate.

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Like a baseball hit, said it's going to crack.

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That's why he needs a helmet.

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It's probably a steel plate.

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He went to NAM.

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And then the other thing was the name of the book I couldn't think of was the Trayvon Hoax.

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We're going to talk about that.

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No, okay, that's it.

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Gilbert.

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All right.

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Are you good now?

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And also that Tom still has a few crack baby mobiles left.

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Really?

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Even though I said that it was going to go, the promotion was going to go until the 7th.

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He's probably going to run out because it's been busy.

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All right.

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Well, that's good to know.

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Thanks, Larry.

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How you doing today, Larry?

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Good.

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I mean, now that you're kind of indoors, you're fucking going all squirrely, aren't you?

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I didn't go outside.

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Just wrecking your meat all day long.

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Well, that's what you're doing.

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It's cold out.

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Well, not when you're married.

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Hey, let me hit that thing, eh?

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Okay.

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All right.

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You're putting it away.

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Why are you putting it away?

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Well, no, I was going to light a smoke.

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Oh, here we go.

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Do you hear about all these migrants that are starting to, in Panama, they're starting to

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travel over here?

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Start.

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Well, they'll start, they get them to Panama and then they jump them over and then they

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start shipping them over.

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No, no, they all get it.

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There's a map.

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They all get maps and tells them the best way to go.

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Yeah, it's like a jet stream.

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But they were saying that there's a bunch of Syria.

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It's crazy.

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I think the Red Cross is actually handing out maps and they tell people how to get up

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And then there's people waiting.

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Now they have like stations where people are actually waiting, set up where there's camps.

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You can camp here for the night.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, I mean, base camp at Mount Everest or something here's where you hang out first.

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Yeah, this is where you secure all your free food and money and everything you need.

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There's a credit card and they give them.

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Yeah, they do give them like not EBT cards, but they do give them preloaded debit cards.

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I told my brother, like my brother's doing nothing.

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I'm like, dude, move them.

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Panama, you can do the track up.

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He's taking money.

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He's a ginger.

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Start speaking.

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My friend from Colombia is a ginger.

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So they do have them here and there.

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I mean, it's not as.

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Oh, wait.

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He doesn't speak in a different language than American English.

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I heard some of the first gingers were actually in the Middle East.

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Really?

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In the day.

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It wasn't like the Irish.

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It's somewhere in the Middle East.

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That's what they got.

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It doesn't make sense.

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So how fair their scared is.

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That's what the Jins came in.

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You know, that kind of is like, usually when you see people like that, they have what do

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you call it, the Isle of Skintone or something.

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So they don't, you know, like Africans, it's hot as hell there.

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They're black.

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You know, there couldn't be a.

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Well, this was before it was a desert there.

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Now it used to be, you know, a panjee flush.

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Yeah, it's to be flush.

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And they had right here.

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flush green.

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Well, I mean, then then you're going to tell Larry that the earth is round, right?

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Come on.

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You got to get past the firm right there.

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You know it.

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So you want to hear a funny story.

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Space is fake.

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What's that?

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Space is fake.

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How so?

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You just said it yourself.

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I know, but I don't know how so or space fake.

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One of your leery take on this.

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You can't go there, man.

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You can go up.

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So you can go up, but you can't get anywhere.

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Well, we're watching those videos that we were sharing with Mr.

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X and shit about the Indians landing on the moon, which is the greatest.

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It looks like India.

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India.

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India.

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India looks like something out of space invaders.

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It's like their production of like Superman.

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You ever see those videos?

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Oh, Bobby would rock.

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Dude, those guys like fire.

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They didn't even bother.

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They forget to put helmets on.

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Oh, yeah.

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They're just rocking out, dude.

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And those guys don't give a shit to the sexiest guys in the world, they think.

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Is that what you think?

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No, I said that's what they think.

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Well, they got great hair.

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Well, I love it.

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We were talking about that when they put the picture up and all the Indian.

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Oh, pretty lady.

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It was a painting.

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Yeah, they were all talking to me.

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They were all seducing it.

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That was classic.

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It was all Indian guys.

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Some of them were giving their phone number.

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It was a pay off.

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Those guys are horny motherfuckers.

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Yeah, that's comedy gold.

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Let me tell you, they don't care about it.

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I was watching this thing about they would like just go through the phone book and try

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to talk to a lady.

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Just to hear a voice.

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Just to hit on her.

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Dude, there's a billion people there and you're doing this.

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You weirdos.

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I mean, how creepy do you have to be when a billion people aren't good enough for you?

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You got to call another country.

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That's classic.

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You can't see most of them because they're fully wrapped and shit.

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You talking about the dudes?

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Not the dudes, the women.

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Well, I'm not.

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I'm talking about the women.

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I don't think they do.

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Well, that's like the Middle East, I think they're called.

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Yeah, they're like, what is that, a burqa or what?

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They still wear long ass things all the way down.

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I don't know, India, man.

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They do.

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I don't know.

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I think their heads aren't covered.

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Well, the Muslims do.

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Some of them should be covered.

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I mean, you can go drink out of your rags.

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Some of them are rags.

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Ganges, if I'm wrong.

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It's fucking nasty.

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Well, hey, when you shit, you need it at the same river.

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Oh, well, I mean, it's gonna happen.

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It's like people think we have it so bad in this country and then you just all you have

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to do is click on something from India or China or any of these countries that are just...

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You'll see one guy taking a shit in the river, waving to another guy that's bathed.

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What are you doing?

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I mean, man, if you drink a glass of that water, you probably die instantly.

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But here's the thing, man, even if you go to like England or Germany or somewhere civilized,

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you still want to fucking get back here.

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You're like, oh man, we got it made.

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Oh yeah, we got it.

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We definitely have it made here.

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I mean, there's, I mean, there's, they should just get buses of people that don't want to

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live here and take our migrants and ship all those people down to where they want to come.

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So here's the thing, man.

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And with the migrants too.

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All the loudmouth movie stars like, you know, your Robert De Niro's and all these fucking

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cunts like him.

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Oh, you know, when Trump's president, I'm leaving the country.

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They never did.

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They never left.

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They never ponied up on that.

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They never fucking...

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Rosie O'Donnell, like crying and shit.

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Yeah, get the fuck out of here.

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Listen, you're fatty.

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Why are they still here?

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Why are they still here?

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Why are they still here?

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I do love when Donnelly's like, nope, I didn't say all women were bitches.

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Only ugly.

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Rosie O'Donnell is the only ugly.

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So that...

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So that...

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Oh, they have like a feud going on, which is funny.

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The guy who's running for president just like, by a waste and early call it fucking, roasting

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people on Twitter.

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Yeah, he is.

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He's amazing.

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Like people don't...

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The comic value of that is awesome.

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It is.

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I mean, we get a president now whose actions are comedical.

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Hey, what?

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I left my phone upstairs that was going to be the timer.

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Aw, thanks Larry.

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Now you just remembered?

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Well, yeah.

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Okay.

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So I'm saying it.

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How much time are we in?

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Well, this is...

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Aw, man, we've been going for about a half hour now.

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Yeah.

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His mental timer is working well.

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He's just retarded timer.

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Dude, we've been going about three minutes.

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Just started.

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It's not that bad.

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Pulls his pants down and he walks through a pickle patch backwards.

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Yeah.

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That's hilarious.

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We didn't miss the train.

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That's all I heard.

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What was that though, Larry?

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I wasn't listening because I was roasting you.

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I know you're one of Jackass.

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Just do what I tell you.

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Oh, okay.

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What's that?

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Punch you in the throat?

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I will fucking...

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You're lucky Kiki's in between us.

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Oh, yeah.

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If we get 100 subscribers, Larry and I are going to fight on one of the episodes.

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But he's not going to know it.

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There's a lot of big fucking talk from over there.

268
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Oh, yeah.

269
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You're going to be like Don King.

270
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You guys don't know when to fight.

271
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Now that we have cameras, the people out there will know when the fight is going to

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happen.

273
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We're going to be on the ground and the chief of Mike set up.

274
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Okay.

275
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There's your girdling noises.

276
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I just noticed I should be wearing my croft shorts.

277
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That can be like showing.

278
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You should have on your croft shorts.

279
00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:15,840
We signed up and cropped and the girl said, hey, you can't come in shirtless.

280
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You got to wear a shirt and she's in like, no boy shorts.

281
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She looked at needles especially.

282
00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:22,640
Did she say that?

283
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Yeah.

284
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,640
No, she didn't look at me.

285
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She thought we were gay too.

286
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She didn't look at me.

287
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Did she tell you that?

288
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She said no boy shorts and I'm like, are you kidding me?

289
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Forget it then.

290
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They don't like the, we left.

291
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She didn't tell me that.

292
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I'm surprised.

293
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Yeah.

294
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Because she knows you're going to, I mean, you're lucky you wear a shirt.

295
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I know.

296
00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,640
You should show up shirtless one day.

297
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They'll tell you.

298
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You got to wear a shirt.

299
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Sonny will ask you politely to leave.

300
00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,640
He's just going front and put one on right outside the window.

301
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And then he'll politely grab you by the neck.

302
00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,640
But then Mike will think of it.

303
00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,640
There's nothing politely about him grabbing you, which is hilarious.

304
00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,640
You know, you did gun training yesterday.

305
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Love it.

306
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,640
We did one, we did knife training before.

307
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Yeah.

308
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,640
Learning how to disarm people with a pistol.

309
00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,640
That was actually pretty fun.

310
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That was actually pretty fun as shit dude.

311
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It really is.

312
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,640
And then you work them over in the throat with some elbows.

313
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Yeah, that's good stuff.

314
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,640
Oh yeah.

315
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And then at the last move you turn the gun on them.

316
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,360
Yeah, and then you break their fingers from the gun on them and then whatever you want

317
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to do after that is up to you.

318
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Yeah.

319
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Torso leg.

320
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:25,640
What I was doing boxing the other morning too, the guy was teaching me too, is when

321
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you're blocking too, you're basically doing the same kind of crop move.

322
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:34,640
Moving the wrist out is like holy shit, it actually, they take the best moves.

323
00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,640
Fuck yeah, let me stab you.

324
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,640
Yeah.

325
00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,640
I don't think everybody's pulled a knife out and just shaked your fat ass right now.

326
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,640
Right in the fucking pierogi.

327
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,640
Right to the potatoes and sautons.

328
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I'm going bone.

329
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,640
Make sure you get a play down.

330
00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:54,640
That's a, you just come out fucking bleeding sourcrout.

331
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,640
Oh, so then you know what, I do have a story.

332
00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,640
This is a funny story.

333
00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,640
I hope so man, because so far you're fucking boring the fuck out of me.

334
00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,640
You can leave anytime you want.

335
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,640
It can be the Kiki and Needle show if you want.

336
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,640
You son of a bitch.

337
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,640
Oh shit, I forgot to set the timer because you're a fucking jokester.

338
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,640
Yeah, because it's my fault, right?

339
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,640
Yeah, because you're joking around.

340
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,640
How do you think?

341
00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:16,640
I didn't even mention it too.

342
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,640
I even said set the timer.

343
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,640
I know, but then.

344
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,640
You started riffing on me.

345
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,640
It was so hilarious.

346
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,640
I forgot to fucking set the timer.

347
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:24,640
I'm a ripper.

348
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,640
I saw the best.

349
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,640
I mean, because there's a couple of those letters in that word.

350
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,640
I saw the best Colleen costume.

351
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,640
Just a video I sent you.

352
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:38,640
There was a girl dressed up as Buffalo Bill and she had the white poodle in her hand and she was sitting there.

353
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,640
It was fantastic.

354
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,640
I didn't see that.

355
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,640
She had the music going.

356
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,640
You don't pay attention this time.

357
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,640
That was fantastic.

358
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:49,640
It made me think it's like I'm gonna have to have it in my contract every time I come on your show.

359
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,640
That's gonna have to be my entry song.

360
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,640
You guys put it on.

361
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,640
You can stand to fuck your dick in between your hands.

362
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,640
And your butt cheeks.

363
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,640
Come in like a silky ass robe.

364
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,640
We're ready to party.

365
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:00,640
Oh man.

366
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,640
Oh shit.

367
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,640
What?

368
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:03,640
You can't find it really?

369
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,640
No, I can't, but I just can't find the starting time.

370
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,640
How long has it been going?

371
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,640
Okay, well then we'll have one.

372
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,640
I think it'll be fine.

373
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,640
There's a clock right there on the right side there, isn't it?

374
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,640
Is it the thing right there on the right side?

375
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,640
Yeah, I should tell you how long it's going.

376
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,640
Are you just gonna get up and leave with the fuck, dude?

377
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,640
We're gonna have show and tell now since you're taking it.

378
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,640
No, wait a minute.

379
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,640
Show and tell.

380
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,640
That's a big pine cone.

381
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:25,640
Did you just find that thing?

382
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,640
Yeah, I guess it puts it in his ass.

383
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,640
This was from when I was a kid.

384
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,640
I have one upstairs.

385
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,640
It's a little, it's the same size this way.

386
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,640
It's a little bigger, but around.

387
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:43,640
These actually are from these trees by where my aunt and uncle used to hang out in California

388
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:48,640
and these motherfuckers fall from some high ass trees and they fuck up some cars.

389
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,640
Dude, you could use those things as weapons on the end of a stick.

390
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,640
And feel how sharp it is.

391
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,640
Oh yeah, my house in Vista.

392
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,640
My mom would actually come Christmas night.

393
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,640
Oh yeah, my mom would come and call.

394
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,640
She'd grab them from my neighbor's yard.

395
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:07,640
There are people that don't live in California or some crazy place like that.

396
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,640
This is my show and tell for Larry and Neil's show and tell.

397
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,640
I want to get everything for your animals for you to hold.

398
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,640
When it was new, it was very sharp.

399
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,640
I've had this thing since I was a kid.

400
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,640
Dude, that's the one thing I didn't realize all the plans.

401
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,640
What are you doing?

402
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,640
He's gonna hang out with me.

403
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,640
Dude, welcome to Larry's Autistic Corner.

404
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,640
Where he shows you objects from the basement.

405
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,640
Rotisserie chicken tap, tap, tap.

406
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,640
Dude, that chick is amazing.

407
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,640
This fucking thing is pretty cool.

408
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,640
Listen, I don't mean to make light of that girl but the one to Tourette's.

409
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,640
Oh, did she go?

410
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,640
She is a gem.

411
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,640
She is, man.

412
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,640
Thanks for being Bob, William.

413
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,640
She is pure gold.

414
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,640
The rotisserie chicken one is the best.

415
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,640
I don't know if anybody's on his sick tippy tap baby wiener tap.

416
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,640
I fucked your dad.

417
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,640
I fucked your dad.

418
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,640
That's great.

419
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,640
She's a cutie too.

420
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,640
That's great that you guys could laugh at someone's...

421
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,640
Oh, shut up.

422
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,640
She laughs at that.

423
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,640
What did you say to her boyfriend?

424
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,640
He's like, your mom doesn't love you.

425
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,640
Your mom doesn't love you.

426
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,640
Dude, I'd have no issue with that every day.

427
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,640
This is my boyfriend.

428
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,640
He's really cool.

429
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,640
I really love him a lot.

430
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,640
He doesn't love me.

431
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,640
We're gonna make an Oreo pie.

432
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,640
Cut hole, fuck her.

433
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,640
I fucked your dad.

434
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,640
Little doggy we had.

435
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,640
Squirting out the dog guys got my doggy.

436
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:32,640
We're gonna get Mark on here for some real life tonight.

437
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,640
He does not like you talking about that.

438
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,640
He doesn't mind.

439
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,640
I told him I told you.

440
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,640
The funny thing about that rotisserie chicken though is,

441
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,640
for some reason she loves rotisserie chicken and it sets off her...

442
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,640
That's what sets her up.

443
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,640
We're gonna get her on the show and we're gonna hide her.

444
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,640
Drop punch for the ceiling.

445
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,640
I'd be like, hey, can you move that thing for the microphone?

446
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,640
Could you go move that jacket over there and the rotisserie?

447
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,640
Tippy tap, tap, rotary tap.

448
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,640
Here's the other thing too.

449
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:05,640
The word rotisserie chicken set her off and her little tick

450
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,640
ended in the word rotisserie chicken.

451
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,640
Sometimes she would get in the rut where she did it like three or four times.

452
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,640
She set herself off.

453
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,640
She couldn't fucking stop.

454
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,640
I wish I had her name.

455
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,640
How the fuck would I look her name up though?

456
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,640
She said she could do a cameo.

457
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:26,640
I think we're gonna have her do a cameo with an intro for the Larry and Needle show.

458
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,640
That's how I was gonna play after it every time.

459
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,640
So he thinks it's funny to make fun of people to rot out there.

460
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,640
She owns it.

461
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,640
It's not like she's out there fucking...

462
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,640
It's good for her.

463
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:38,640
Yeah, man.

464
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,640
She wants us to...

465
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,640
I'm not making fun of her.

466
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,640
But you only have to rot.

467
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,640
Huh?

468
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,640
He's got a free Edward pass.

469
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,640
That's what it is.

470
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,640
Is it?

471
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,640
Yeah, if she says it, you can't get mad at her.

472
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,640
You know what's kind of funny?

473
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,640
Even like looking at him right now.

474
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,640
He's like the opposite of a black guy in dark.

475
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,640
You need him to smile to see him or like show the palms.

476
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,640
You can see the white...

477
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640
See like, hey, where are you at?

478
00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,640
Hi.

479
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,640
We have a right field there in baseball.

480
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:01,640
Come on, boy.

481
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,640
This isn't gonna end good.

482
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,640
What was his name?

483
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,640
He can't see.

484
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,640
Hey, can he?

485
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,640
Smile.

486
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,640
We can't see you.

487
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:10,640
So we can...

488
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,640
Yeah, he smiles.

489
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,640
You can see where he's at.

490
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,640
That's like...

491
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,640
Oh, my games.

492
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,640
Is it his house?

493
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,640
Yeah, of course.

494
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,640
He's...

495
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,640
He wave because then you can see his balls.

496
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,640
You gotta make him wear one of those towels.

497
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,640
You know, like the sweat towel that they wear.

498
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,640
But it's the same thing here.

499
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,640
I can see hands and face.

500
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,640
That's it.

501
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,640
He blends in with everything else here.

502
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,640
I wore my tracksuit today.

503
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,640
I'm sorry.

504
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,640
Tracksuit needles.

505
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,640
Tracksuit needles.

506
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,640
Oh, here, this is a very funny story.

507
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:40,640
So protestors board US ship, try to stop it from bringing supplies to Israel from California.

508
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,640
I want...

509
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:48,640
Protestors board US ship, try to stop it from bringing supplies to Israel from California.

510
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:53,640
So from California, these people thought they were shipping weapons and food and all this stuff to Israel.

511
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,640
These Palestinian protesters.

512
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,640
And they actually got onto this base and got onto a ship.

513
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,640
But was this in San Diego?

514
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,640
I think so.

515
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,640
I mean, Oakland.

516
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,640
Or, I mean, Oakland.

517
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:04,640
Yeah, California and Oakland.

518
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,640
But how did protestors get onto a military ship?

519
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,640
Protestors climbed up onto a military vessel in the port of Oakland in California Friday morning.

520
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,640
That's not right.

521
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,640
Yeah, it only seems like they would be able to do that if they let them do that.

522
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,640
Yeah, why are they doing that?

523
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,640
Because there's no fucking way.

524
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,640
Well, yeah, you can't just start cracking skulls with guns.

525
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,640
They were having Palestinian flat.

526
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,640
Dude, this is crazy.

527
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,640
No, any other country...

528
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,640
They were not going to get onto a ship.

529
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,640
Any other country, they would have been getting...

530
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,640
But, like...

531
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,640
Oh, you had it in Russia?

532
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,640
Yeah.

533
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,640
You're not going to walk away without a broken limb.

534
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,640
They wouldn't have been getting guns.

535
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,640
They wouldn't have been getting bullets, man.

536
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,640
Exactly.

537
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,640
They would be getting kicked off into the ocean.

538
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640
Okay, so then...

539
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,640
Fuck, man.

540
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,640
Yeah, this is wrong.

541
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,640
Um...

542
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:49,640
The Arab resource organized it for the local community and, like, on the internet and shit.

543
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,640
And they said, they said, tell the community to come out and say, enough is enough and

544
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,640
that no more U.S. weapons will be sent to Israel.

545
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,640
Wow.

546
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,640
So they gathered at the port 8 a.m.

547
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,640
And guess what?

548
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,640
What?

549
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,640
The ship was empty.

550
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,640
It's been decommissioned for 17 years.

551
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:09,640
Show us how smart these people are.

552
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,640
Yeah.

553
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,640
Because that's the only way you're going to get on otherwise, because they'd fucking mow

554
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,640
you down, it would seem like.

555
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,640
But if you see...

556
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,640
You can't even go into a military base, man.

557
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,640
If you breach a fucking military ship...

558
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,640
Which, I don't...

559
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,640
I don't know how matter who you are.

560
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,640
I think this thing...

561
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,640
Since it's decommissioned...

562
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,640
I must admit, the setup...

563
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,640
I think the security was a little...

564
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,640
Yeah, I think it was...

565
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,640
That's what I mean.

566
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,640
You know what I mean?

567
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,640
Like, it's not a sire.

568
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,640
It's making people look bad.

569
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,640
Like, oh, look at these people got onto a military...

570
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,640
Even though this was a headline, which is funny.

571
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,640
And the sad part is that you condone this shit.

572
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,640
Who does?

573
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,640
You.

574
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,640
I don't know, man, but...

575
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,640
You know what the fucking kind of statement is that?

576
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,640
Earlier...

577
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,640
How do you condone it?

578
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,640
How do I do that?

579
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,640
I don't know.

580
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,640
You're fucking retarded.

581
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:48,640
I don't know why.

582
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,640
Huh?

583
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,640
I don't know how.

584
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,640
So you just make these bold statements?

585
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,640
Or if you're in the kitchen, you're saying...

586
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,640
You just...

587
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,640
You have Tourette's.

588
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,640
You just say stuff and you don't even know what you're doing over there.

589
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,640
Oh, man, he's getting mad at me.

590
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,640
It doesn't even make any sense.

591
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,640
Anybody that supports the boss, these are terrorists.

592
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,640
Listen.

593
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,640
They need to be abolished.

594
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,640
No, it's not even that.

595
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,440
These guys want to exterminate each other.

596
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,440
Well, that's a problem.

597
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,800
They need to be.

598
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:15,080
And another problem is that these fucking people are out there and they're protesting.

599
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:21,640
And it's like, okay, you're in America and now this guy grabs your Israeli flag and they

600
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,640
lose it and start fighting over.

601
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,040
It's like, okay, you guys are still Americans.

602
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,440
Okay, so obviously we know who your allegiance is with.

603
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,440
Yeah.

604
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,880
Well, the problem is too, all these people are protesting.

605
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,760
They're pro-Palestine.

606
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,440
If they went over there, Hamas, they'd probably be the first ones they killed.

607
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,440
How about the Phenox for Palestine?

608
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,440
Phenox for Hamas.

609
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,440
These people are such good people.

610
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,440
That would be the title.

611
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,440
Phenox for Hamas.

612
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,440
Yeah, they would.

613
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,440
They would kill us motherfuckers.

614
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,440
Oh, they would push a wall on us.

615
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,440
They would use them as shields.

616
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,440
Yeah, they're very archaic methods of getting rid of people.

617
00:19:47,440 --> 00:20:00,920
But I don't think the kids that are in that and are Phenox that are for Hamas even realize

618
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,440
that that would happen if they were there.

619
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,880
No, they're just following their fucking girl from the blue hair.

620
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880
They're Democrats.

621
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,360
Well, they're not even, no, they don't identify as anything.

622
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,360
No gender, no fucking party.

623
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,360
They're voting for Biden.

624
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,360
I don't know.

625
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,760
Well, I did nobody vote for Biden.

626
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,760
They fucking ballot steal.

627
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,920
I don't think anyone will this time.

628
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,240
They don't even, what's that?

629
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,760
I don't think anyone will this time.

630
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,760
If they do, it's gotta be fixed.

631
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,760
Yeah.

632
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:24,760
You're giving the fix.

633
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,760
It's incorrect to a lot of these idiots out here.

634
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,800
I mean, we just watched a video the other day of that lady stuffing multiple ballots

635
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,040
into a box.

636
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,440
They just recalled that guy from Connecticut, was it?

637
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,960
Because they said, can I hit that Larry?

638
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,320
They said that there was a video evidence of them stuffing ballots.

639
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,320
Oh yeah.

640
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,320
No, there's always is.

641
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,320
It's melody.

642
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,320
You just can't smoke it.

643
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,320
Yeah.

644
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:48,760
No, these libs are just, I mean, there's the read the term Lib Tart is there for a

645
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,760
reason.

646
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,440
Well, but it's not even that this is, these are federal crimes and nobody's getting

647
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,160
punished for this stuff.

648
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:58,840
And there's video evidence of them doing it and it's been pushed under the rug and

649
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,040
now it finally comes along.

650
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,040
I think it is.

651
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,040
They're all in blue states.

652
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,040
So.

653
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,640
They're all in blue states.

654
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,640
Nobody's going to prosecute them.

655
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,280
Well, now they're actually they start now.

656
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,560
They're actually making a turn.

657
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:15,120
Well, you know, I mean, there's another there's another huge case of voter fraud going on right

658
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,120
now.

659
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,960
Isn't that kind of weird that all of a sudden voter fraud has come to the forelight?

660
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,320
Well, hopefully it's this new speaker is changing things.

661
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,200
You know, it's has been in the forefront.

662
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,320
The thing is, for fun.

663
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,320
There you go.

664
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,360
I said, I apologize.

665
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:34,680
They just made it a crime to fucking mention it if you mentioned it on social media or

666
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,680
anywhere else.

667
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,680
You mentioned anything?

668
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:37,680
COVID?

669
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,680
Yeah.

670
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,680
It's disinformation.

671
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,680
It's all weaponized.

672
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:41,680
Words.

673
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,480
Words will fucking get you canceled in two seconds.

674
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,040
If somebody doesn't like what you say, they'll report you to somebody.

675
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,000
It's like a social credit score.

676
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,280
Everybody narks on each other now.

677
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,280
That's good.

678
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,720
Plus everybody video tapes each other.

679
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,880
So it's like the snake eating its own fucking tail.

680
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,880
Oh, yeah.

681
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,880
Well, I'll tell you, it's funny.

682
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,480
I was sitting there in Florida watching.

683
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,240
I was about to video tape the sunrise.

684
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,360
People started coming out just hanging out, drinking their coffee, watching the sunrise.

685
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:08,560
It was a couple from Tennessee and, you know, total Southern accent.

686
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,040
You knew they're born to raise their...

687
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,040
Yeah, they weren't.

688
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,040
Yeah.

689
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,040
And I was telling them...

690
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,040
We're local.

691
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,040
Yeah.

692
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,040
You know, I was telling them...

693
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,040
Telling them where I was from.

694
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,720
You know, I was like, you know, I was living in San Diego forever to send that.

695
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,520
And he's like, yeah, we got a lot of...

696
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:22,880
And I told him, like, you know, I'm done with that.

697
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,800
I sold my house all that crap and I'm coming down to the South because this is more of

698
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,800
my people.

699
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800
Yeah.

700
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,800
And he's like, yeah, he's like, my church, we keep seeing people like moving from California.

701
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:37,200
And the first thing they say is, don't worry, we're not voting Democrat.

702
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,160
We're not going to change anything.

703
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,320
That's why we left California.

704
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,120
He's like, everybody's coming in and saying that.

705
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,120
We welcome them.

706
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,600
They're like, we welcome them all in.

707
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,560
But yeah, don't change our style.

708
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:52,000
Man, if we had a boring leader, I'd be playing it right now.

709
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Most boring story ever told.

710
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Man.

711
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
But that's how it works.

712
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
I know.

713
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Yeah, that's a good fucking story.

714
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I don't know if it's that guy.

715
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Man, you don't understand satire.

716
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
I don't care.

717
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Now my feelings are hurt.

718
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Oh, these are two little fuck off.

719
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,320
No, but listen, who the fuck wants to stay in these places?

720
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,280
Everybody's trying to tell us what to do.

721
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:19,560
Well, Mike, my nephew just up and fucking took his family of five kids and moved to Tennessee

722
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,560
with his wife.

723
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,280
Yeah, but nowhere is safe, man.

724
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,760
That's the problem.

725
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,240
You can't really...

726
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,240
Nowhere is safe.

727
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,240
There isn't.

728
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,240
Nowhere is safe, man.

729
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,600
Everybody's coming for us.

730
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,600
That's the thing.

731
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,320
Everybody's coming for us.

732
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,040
Everybody has a gun in Tennessee.

733
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,360
Everybody has a gun in Texas.

734
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,360
Everybody has a gun in Florida.

735
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:40,240
The thing also is that everybody thinks that we're going to get a nuclear attack.

736
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,240
We're going to do all this.

737
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,680
It's like, what are we all connected to?

738
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:47,720
Our government is so stupid that they, their infrastructure is all on the internet.

739
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,720
Well, they're going to shut the internet.

740
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,720
So they're going to shut the internet.

741
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,720
Shit on purpose.

742
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,720
We're fucked.

743
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,720
Yes.

744
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,720
Exactly, Kiki.

745
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,720
They ain't stupid.

746
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,720
They're just, they're just...

747
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,720
You can't fuck up.

748
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,720
They're leaving.

749
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,720
No.

750
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,720
Yeah.

751
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,720
They're, boy, you can if you're the government.

752
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,240
You can do whatever you want, obviously.

753
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,880
Yeah, they're doing what they want, but they're doing what they want.

754
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,880
They're doing whatever...

755
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,880
They're not stupid.

756
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,880
They don't have the interest of any American citizen.

757
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,380
They're their own children.

758
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,880
Well, you said it, needles.

759
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,520
I mean, they're talking about, the New World Order has been talking about, well, there's

760
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:20,000
going to be an internet crash or an EMP or something to that extent and then all of a

761
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
sudden...

762
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,880
Well, they're already blaming it on the Russians.

763
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,400
The Russians are going to hack everything.

764
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,720
Oh, they already started that campaign.

765
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:33,000
And we all know that the Russians are totally safe and cool and never were a threat.

766
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,160
Maybe brainwashing us Russia since...

767
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,160
I don't know about that.

768
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,160
...the beginning of World War II.

769
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,160
It's not that they're a threat.

770
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,160
They used to be the USSR.

771
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,560
The USSR is gone.

772
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,560
Yeah.

773
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,560
It's like, this is a totally different Russia.

774
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,560
This is Russia.

775
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,560
It costed everything down.

776
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,360
All the Russian people, it's like that arms deal.

777
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,200
You remember the arms dealer we traded for...

778
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,200
Yeah, yes.

779
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,200
The black basketball player?

780
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200
Yeah, the...

781
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,200
Oh, God.

782
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,560
Yeah, but then there's Angel Adette.

783
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,560
What was his name, though?

784
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,560
Yeah, Angel Adette.

785
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,560
He was the world wide arms dealer.

786
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,560
He fucking knew everybody.

787
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:06,400
He'd deliver jumbo jets filled with machine guns to armies.

788
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,400
Oh, yeah.

789
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,400
He was here as he got, was it Lord of War?

790
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,400
Lord of War, yeah.

791
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,400
Yeah, with Nicholas Cage.

792
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,400
That's what it was.

793
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,400
Well, no, that was a movie.

794
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,400
Yes.

795
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,400
And it was based on his character.

796
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,400
But I didn't see a documentary about that guy.

797
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,760
So, when they did the prisoner swap, he went and did an interview with, I think it was

798
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,200
the CIA agent, the Russian woman that hot...

799
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,200
The honeypot?

800
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,200
The one that got everybody...

801
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,200
Yeah, the one that got everybody.

802
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,200
It's been trouble.

803
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,840
But then he did an interview with her.

804
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:34,840
And he said, when I was in prison, he's like America, he's like rule America, he's like

805
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,360
they're just like Russians.

806
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,800
We're all the same type of people.

807
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,600
We have the same mindset this and that.

808
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,960
He's like it's the people in America and the big cities that are ruining and destroying

809
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:44,960
that country.

810
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:50,320
He, I mean, he said it because he's like, I had so much time to talk with all these Americans

811
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,680
and meet them all in prison.

812
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,200
It's like they're just like us.

813
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,760
Imagine how many dudes that guy's had the hand in killing.

814
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,760
Oh, right.

815
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:02,680
I mean, because they delivered enough guns for, like I said, armies, cargo jets.

816
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,320
Well, look, he would fund both sides of the war.

817
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,000
He would sell weapons at both sides, I mean.

818
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,680
Well, yeah, I meant money at just one side.

819
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,680
They would fight each other.

820
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,040
Dude, that's what they did back in the day, starting the war.

821
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,120
They was just selling fucking guns, man.

822
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,120
He didn't give a fuck.

823
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,120
You got it.

824
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,760
You go to the mountains and find these tribes and be like, hey, listen, Russia's invading

825
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,760
your country.

826
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,760
You guys want to fight against them?

827
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,400
Plus I think he did some like side work as a hit man, too.

828
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,960
You know, like, he's Russian.

829
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,840
When you're in the business and you have those opportunities, you think this guy just sells

830
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:35,840
guns?

831
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:36,840
No, he wants to try them out.

832
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,000
It's the point of having a gun if you can't use it.

833
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,880
You know, those guys are crazy, too.

834
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,080
The Russians don't fuck around.

835
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,480
They wrestle bears and shit.

836
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:49,360
They are fucking, they are a lot tougher than we are.

837
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:52,560
Like they allow some shit, but man, not like what's going on here.

838
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,080
Do they even the Russian special forces?

839
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:59,000
I forget their name, but they go like they have partners and they have to shoot each other

840
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
like in the chest.

841
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,640
I mean, they wear bulletproof vests.

842
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,640
I would hope so, yeah.

843
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,280
But still, like our special, they're not shooting each other like that.

844
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,040
No, but they still say here's what it feels like.

845
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,960
Yeah, I mean, that's crazy though.

846
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,920
What if it's just like you got to do just like a stress test like what they do in Krav

847
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,520
with us, they shut the lights off, they attack you.

848
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,160
It's like you got to learn that situation.

849
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,280
If you're going to learn how to kill, those guys are killing.

850
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,880
Yeah, they're definitely going to kill you.

851
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,120
Yeah, but getting shot in the chest.

852
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,840
The bulletproof vest is fine.

853
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,640
Yeah, well, hopefully it doesn't miss.

854
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,640
Yeah, I mean, these guys.

855
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:30,640
It still hurts, Needles.

856
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,400
Oh, it's got to hurt the shit, man.

857
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,920
Even what you wear on a bulletproof vest.

858
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,920
Now the technology has advanced so much that I'm sure unless you get hit with, you shoot

859
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,920
a 50-cali at somebody, it's different.

860
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,200
I'm sure they're going to use something.

861
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,200
I don't know.

862
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,200
I don't know exactly what they're...

863
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,200
50-cali ripping you in half.

864
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,200
Yeah, exactly.

865
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,200
You're not going to feel anything.

866
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,440
I'm going to say anything from short range.

867
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,440
You're still shocking.

868
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,440
You're going to get kicked in the chest.

869
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,240
I got a badass vest, dude.

870
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,760
It stops 223-556, green tips.

871
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,120
Yeah, but you don't want to test it out, though.

872
00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,120
That's the thing.

873
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,320
Did you ever see the suits?

874
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,920
Like what fucking bath house...

875
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,920
Bath house, Barry?

876
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:09,480
Bath house, Barry would wear and like a lot of gangster cartel guys.

877
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,480
Bath house, Barry.

878
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,480
Obaidan.

879
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480
Obama.

880
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,000
Oh, that's what they call him.

881
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,520
And they still want to look good, but they want to be safe.

882
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,200
They actually have regular shirts.

883
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,200
Yeah.

884
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,200
And stab proof, too.

885
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,200
Yeah, and they make it in this place.

886
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:27,840
I think it was Columbia and they showed a tour of the factory on this one documentary

887
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,840
I was watching.

888
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,560
And at the end, if you want, you could put on one of the shirts and they shoot you.

889
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,560
Yeah.

890
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,560
Awesome, man.

891
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,560
Really?

892
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,560
Not that close distance.

893
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,560
Yeah.

894
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,560
Within 10 feet.

895
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,560
And the guy's like, oh.

896
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,560
Yeah, it's kind of a...

897
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,760
It's got to be like getting kicked by a fucking mule.

898
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,200
It did not go through.

899
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,120
The dude was getting shot right here.

900
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,200
Oh, no, they have just one shot though, right?

901
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,680
I think that because after they...

902
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,680
They're so small now.

903
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,160
Well, but it ruins the entire...

904
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,160
It was amazing shot.

905
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,360
But this was like a regular dress shirt.

906
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,280
No, dude, somebody's vest like you could put underneath a t-shirt.

907
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,520
It won't even know they have them on and you can get shot 15 times and it won't even do

908
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,520
anything.

909
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,520
They're awesome.

910
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,520
Damn.

911
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,640
I mean, they're like, take a thousand bucks, but this thing wraps.

912
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,560
A thousand bucks ain't bad to save your life from a gunshot.

913
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,720
It's only like nine and 45.

914
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,720
You can't...

915
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,320
A five, five, six, two, three, you're gone.

916
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,320
But it's super thin.

917
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,720
I mean, it weighs like a couple pounds.

918
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,560
I mean, where do you need to wear a bulletproof suit to, or whatever you're gonna call it?

919
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,880
Well, if you're the gunned...

920
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,160
The angel of death or whatever.

921
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:33,160
Yeah, but those guys have the shirt and the vest.

922
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,640
Yeah, those guys don't mess around, man.

923
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,640
Come on.

924
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,640
Still.

925
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,640
Like you said, he was a kit man.

926
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,640
Yeah, when you turn around though...

927
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:46,000
Those shirts from this bulletproof Colombian place, these dress shirts, they were very,

928
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,960
very expensive because you look good.

929
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,240
So they mostly sold them to drug dealers and shit.

930
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,800
They had pants and everything.

931
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,800
Yeah.

932
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,240
Well, I mean, everything was very expensive.

933
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,440
They had that shit in John Wick.

934
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,440
He wore...

935
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,600
He had a bulletproof vest or a suit.

936
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,600
I mean, sorry.

937
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,600
Did he?

938
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,840
Yeah, a suit and then a vest that he wore.

939
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,320
Yeah, well, it is a movie.

940
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,480
Well, I mean, yeah, but you don't think the government has that technology?

941
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,760
I mean, you don't think that DuPont that are making...

942
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,320
Because I think DuPont makes all that shit.

943
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,800
And carbon fiber and stuff like that.

944
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800
Yeah, well, ceramic.

945
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800
There's a lot of different...

946
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,400
Talk about a boring fucking thing, man.

947
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,400
What's that?

948
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,400
DuPont.

949
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,400
Who cares, man?

950
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,320
Okay, I just said something.

951
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,320
Yeah.

952
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,640
Run, run, run, run, run, run.

953
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:39,480
But no, that shit's fucking cool, man, because eventually everybody's going to come for us.

954
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:44,160
I think my wife went to school with some kids from DuPont, one of the heirs.

955
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,360
You think or you know?

956
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,360
I think.

957
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,160
I'm pretty sure, but I don't exactly know which kid.

958
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,160
You know Peter Thinker in here?

959
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,160
You better know.

960
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,160
Yeah, well...

961
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,160
Yeah, that's some money.

962
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,160
I'm pretty damn sure.

963
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,160
That's fucking you, money.

964
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,320
Yeah, I mean, well, look at...

965
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,920
Remember, what was his nuts?

966
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,320
The FoxTruck guy.

967
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,920
Oh, yeah, the wrestling.

968
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,920
Yeah, the John DuPont.

969
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,920
I mean, he was a crazy cokehead.

970
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,920
Yeah.

971
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,920
And he murdered that dude.

972
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,560
Well, when you got that kind of money...

973
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,560
That's what it is.

974
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,560
...we get into weird shit.

975
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,440
Yeah, well, yeah, I do a lot of copious amounts of drugs also.

976
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,160
Well, the thing is too, when you have a group, a bunch of kids...

977
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,600
Wait a minute, man, where's the story going?

978
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,760
One of them's going to be a little...

979
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,760
You know?

980
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,200
When you have a bunch of kids and you have a van and you have a little bit of candy.

981
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,200
Yeah.

982
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,200
We're doing it, but yeah.

983
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,200
And you're on a lot of coke.

984
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,200
Yeah, man.

985
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,200
Well, you would fuck you, money.

986
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,200
Yeah.

987
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,320
One of your kids is going to have a screw loose.

988
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,320
That's just the way it goes.

989
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,320
More than one.

990
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,400
There's going to be a couple in every generation that are super fucked up.

991
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:45,080
You're going to have one that gets killed in a car wreck, one that commits suicide, one

992
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,200
that's in a nut house, one that's a whore, one that's a druggy.

993
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,200
I mean, I don't know about that.

994
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,200
It's always the way, man.

995
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,200
It doesn't.

996
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,200
No, because they have a lot of kids.

997
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,200
It's in the code.

998
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,200
It's always the way.

999
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,200
Yeah, it's in the code.

1000
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,200
And they have a lot of kids.

1001
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,200
I have like, 12 kids.

1002
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,200
So like five of them are throwaways right off the bat.

1003
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,200
The dads banging at least two of the daughters.

1004
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,200
Right.

1005
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,200
The first two kids are retired or something.

1006
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,200
You know, I mean, there's no people like this.

1007
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,200
I mean, this is coming up.

1008
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,200
Look at some of these families, man.

1009
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,200
What family dating back all the way back.

1010
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,200
Oh, yeah.

1011
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,200
I mean, so I say the Rothschilds, David, that's why they only marry in them.

1012
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,200
It's got to be blood.

1013
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,200
Well, it's like England.

1014
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,200
It's like the England.

1015
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,200
Also, there's a ton of inbreeding in there.

1016
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,200
Yeah.

1017
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,200
Look at the royal family.

1018
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,200
Look at King Charles eyes how close together.

1019
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,200
How about his hands?

1020
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,200
He's got the sausage.

1021
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Look at his teeth.

1022
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,200
He looks like fucking, fuck Britain.

1023
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,200
Hey, stink.

1024
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,200
They really do.

1025
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,200
I mean, you know, I know some good Brits though.

1026
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,200
I know some good Brits.

1027
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,200
No, whatever.

1028
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,200
Me too.

1029
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,200
If you want to kiss them, I know one or two.

1030
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,200
You guys are going the other way.

1031
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,200
Yeah.

1032
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,200
You know, it's not a personal level.

1033
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,200
Whatever.

1034
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,200
They're not our friends.

1035
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,200
Everybody misconstrues that.

1036
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,200
Like they're our friends.

1037
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,200
Britain's gay.

1038
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,200
Well, no, here's the thing.

1039
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,200
Just like, uh, the local soccer.

1040
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,200
About the Russian guy saying about rule.

1041
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,200
We're all the same.

1042
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,200
Okay.

1043
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,200
Rule anywhere.

1044
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,200
Everybody's all the same.

1045
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,200
The people in England are not the government in England or the fucking King.

1046
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:08,200
And, you know, the Queen, you know, I'll tell you what, when I was first,

1047
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,200
we severed dude, every people are cool.

1048
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,200
Thanks, Larry, for breaking down geopolitics.

1049
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,200
First time I went to London.

1050
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,200
First time I went to London.

1051
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,200
I didn't say the people.

1052
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,200
Did I?

1053
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,200
Well, I'm just, I want to fucking split some hairs on there.

1054
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,200
I was speculating.

1055
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200
First time I was in London, we went to a nightclub, me and digler.

1056
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,200
Yeah.

1057
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,200
Cut McSenior, senior cuddles.

1058
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,200
Here we call the cuddles because every time I come home,

1059
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,200
he's sitting there cuddling with his girl.

1060
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,200
Like, dude, he was the cuddle king.

1061
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,200
But anyways, went to London.

1062
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,200
And we had a, you know, a black English guy come right up to say,

1063
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,200
Oh, you guys American, you're Yankees or something.

1064
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,200
Like, yeah, he started.

1065
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,200
He's like, you guys want to do some blow.

1066
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,200
Oh, man.

1067
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,200
I mean, Jesus.

1068
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,200
So right away.

1069
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,200
But then he's like, he's like, well, I'm going to talk to a person.

1070
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,200
You guys call your people from the South.

1071
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,200
Like, he's like, that's what I am out here.

1072
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,200
We're like, well, you're our type of people.

1073
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,200
So we went to the bathroom.

1074
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,200
I mean, I'll give a white speed around.

1075
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,200
So I mean, this story really comes together.

1076
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,200
I mean, any guy wears a snow sleeves when it's 30 degrees out.

1077
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,200
My pits were probably sweating.

1078
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,200
So I didn't want to have a yellow stains.

1079
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,200
That's all right.

1080
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,200
You guys are lucky.

1081
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,200
You have a shirt on.

1082
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,200
One pierogi and potato pancakes.

1083
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,200
That's it's fucking yeah.

1084
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaking of Jimmy, watch those like you Instagram videos of Indian street vendors.

1085
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:29,200
We're like making stuff and they're like, oh yeah, there's flies all over.

1086
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,200
That's like rolling.

1087
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,200
The guys got no arms.

1088
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,200
Never seen it.

1089
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,200
Let me hit that boy.

1090
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:40,200
I think that the title of the videos are like, you want to get the shits real fast.

1091
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,200
Yeah.

1092
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,200
It's like Indian street food.

1093
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,200
Yeah.

1094
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,200
And it's like, seriously, some guy, it's like a hundred degrees out.

1095
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,200
He's got a nub.

1096
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,200
Yeah.

1097
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,200
Half an arm so he can't squeeze the stuff with his hands.

1098
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:54,200
So he puts it under his arm and squeezes like a cow in the background.

1099
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,200
Yeah.

1100
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,200
Whatever.

1101
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,200
Yeah.

1102
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:58,200
Whatever.

1103
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,200
Yeah.

1104
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,200
Remember the guy at Big Horse where the abortions played and we played a bunch of other times

1105
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,200
too.

1106
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,200
The taco joined the fun.

1107
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,200
Oh yeah.

1108
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,200
Milwaukee.

1109
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:10,200
Do you remember the guy that used to make the tacos had like a crab hand with like one

1110
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,200
finger.

1111
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,200
That guy was the high tree.

1112
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,200
Fucking numbed up and shit.

1113
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,200
No, I don't remember that.

1114
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:18,200
He had like three missing digits in the fucking crab hand and shit.

1115
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,200
I'm like, what the fuck?

1116
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,200
He's got from making tacos.

1117
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,200
Yeah.

1118
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,200
And he was like, he had to fight off the migrants.

1119
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,200
He was short on meat.

1120
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,200
Put some digits in there.

1121
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,200
Oh, no, I don't remember that guy.

1122
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,200
He was there at the big horse.

1123
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,200
Oh, no, I don't remember this guy at all.

1124
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,200
Kind of like the nub guy in India.

1125
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:43,200
Well, the nub guy in India, those, well, the fucking Mexican nub guy in Chicago was a lot

1126
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,200
cleaner, I'm sure.

1127
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,200
He had to be.

1128
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,200
Yeah.

1129
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,200
I think that they're not getting what do you call it, OSHA or not even.

1130
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,200
Chicago Street vendors.

1131
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,200
I don't know.

1132
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,200
I don't know.

1133
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,200
The fucking food version of OSHA.

1134
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,200
Yeah.

1135
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,700
The food version of OSHA.

1136
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,200
Everyone knows what we're talking about.

1137
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,200
What is it?

1138
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,200
The family.

1139
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,200
The family.

1140
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,200
The family.

1141
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,200
The family.

1142
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,200
The family.

1143
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,200
The family.

1144
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,200
The health department.

1145
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,200
Yeah, there you go.

1146
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,200
I'm sure they were really looking at the city.

1147
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,200
What's that?

1148
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,200
In India?

1149
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,200
Yeah, yeah.

1150
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,200
Whatever the hell you want there.

1151
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,200
Yeah, this is a joint that was next door to the double door.

1152
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,200
I don't know if it's still there or not.

1153
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,200
Oh, it was actually a walk in place?

1154
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,200
Yeah, it was like a taco stand in the front.

1155
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,200
I'd tell you it was like a street vendor.

1156
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,200
It was crazy.

1157
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,600
It was crazy because in the back, anything goes like, the night the rock and roll abortions

1158
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:35,280
play there, these fucking punks ripped the fucking door off the hinges.

1159
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,200
One door they kicked in half, so it was like a Mr. Ed door.

1160
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,200
And then the other door they totally ripped off.

1161
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,400
And the dudes didn't even do anything.

1162
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,200
The guys working there just continued serving beer and film beer.

1163
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Well, they were like, well, if this is what's happening when we're serving beer, imagine

1164
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,200
what happens if we don't.

1165
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Needles fucking, fucking sucker slammed Robbie from behind.

1166
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,200
Oh, no way.

1167
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,200
All right, P-Turbo.

1168
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,200
Slammed his head into the edge of the table.

1169
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,200
I missed.

1170
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:05,200
Hopefully, yeah, hopefully you're drinking some fucking, what is he drinking?

1171
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,200
Vio, not Vio.

1172
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,200
He's eating some black velvet in the sky.

1173
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,200
Yeah, black velvet.

1174
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,200
Yeah, hopefully you're drinking black velvet in that sky.

1175
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,200
Oh, good.

1176
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,200
My aunt actually lives where Turbo used to live.

1177
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,200
Not the same exact, she may be in the same exact one, I don't know, but yeah.

1178
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,200
In Medina or?

1179
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,200
Oh, shit.

1180
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,200
I know.

1181
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,200
Well, is that, is that, is that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1182
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,200
From cold?

1183
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:31,200
We were on tour once and we had a night off and we were going right by Turbo's house and

1184
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,200
he's like, oh, oh, oh, played the gig, played gig here, played gig.

1185
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,200
And I told Matt, you think we could stop there?

1186
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,200
And he's like, yeah, why not?

1187
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,200
Is it his house?

1188
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:42,200
No, at the, like the local VFW home, he had Alice, Friends, and so.

1189
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,200
Oh, in Michigan.

1190
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,200
Yeah, yeah.

1191
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,200
It was in Marshall, Michigan.

1192
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,200
Yeah, he lived in Michigan, yeah, whatever.

1193
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,200
And it was fucking in the middle of nowhere.

1194
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,200
Oh yeah, it was like fucking thousand, two thousand people that lived there.

1195
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,200
Yeah, it was pretty cool though.

1196
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,200
It was pretty cool, it was fun.

1197
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:59,200
Oh, that's where that, it's about that movie, that we are Marshall.

1198
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,200
That football movie ever see that?

1199
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,200
For the high school?

1200
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,200
No, it was like a plane crash or something.

1201
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,200
Oh, it was from that time.

1202
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,200
Crashing down the high school?

1203
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,200
No, all the players, all the kids were on it.

1204
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,200
All the kids from the high school?

1205
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,200
Yeah, I don't know.

1206
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,200
I might have made that offer.

1207
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,200
Yeah, I was gonna say that.

1208
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,200
I'm not here to make shit up.

1209
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,200
I've been trying to admit it, Larry.

1210
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,200
You're not here to make shit up on my head.

1211
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,200
What's that?

1212
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,200
Yeah, he was just rolling his golf.

1213
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,200
Yeah, I was just making up shit.

1214
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,200
Just making up shit all over the place.

1215
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,200
Hey, my cats, man.

1216
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,200
They got cancer.

1217
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,200
They meow, and God forbid you fucking cop sucker.

1218
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,200
What a fucking asshole.

1219
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,200
You are really a fucking cop sucker.

1220
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,200
Anyways.

1221
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,200
Anyways.

1222
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,200
Anywho.

1223
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,200
He lost his trade of thought.

1224
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,200
They meow in a minor, they meow.

1225
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200
He was in minor threat.

1226
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,200
In a perfect fifth from each other.

1227
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,200
Well, you have videos of you playing the plane with the cats.

1228
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,200
And then the other two cats outside, man.

1229
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,200
The cats know what's up.

1230
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,200
He's looking at his notes to remember his cats.

1231
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,200
No, they do.

1232
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,200
And the other two cats when they meow, they make the other two notes.

1233
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,200
It's a minor seventh.

1234
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,200
They play as a multitude of outdoor cats.

1235
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:15,200
They play a G minor seven, and I don't even think they realize they're doing it.

1236
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Well, yeah, I mean, they're animals.

1237
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,200
They just do what they want.

1238
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,200
That's the word animals, right?

1239
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:25,200
So I'm sure they have different types of pitches for anger, frequency and shit.

1240
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,200
Yeah, different hurts and stuff like that.

1241
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,200
I'm just talking about the feed me meow.

1242
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,200
Yeah, they're talking trash to each other too.

1243
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,200
What's that?

1244
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,200
Oh, well, you should have seen these cats that he used to have.

1245
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:40,200
They would fucking come up here and they would be torn up from fighting animals and cats.

1246
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,200
Oh, yeah, cats don't mess around.

1247
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,200
No, I like to use the videos.

1248
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:49,200
The cat, they know if a camera's watching them, there's a cat that took, you see the

1249
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,200
paw, goes in the camera.

1250
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,200
Talk about cat videos.

1251
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:56,200
Yeah, right, and it pushes the camera, and the camera's on the dog chewing up the remote control.

1252
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,200
So the cat's ratting out the dog.

1253
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,200
He's like, yeah, look what your dogs do.

1254
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,200
Stupid dog.

1255
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,200
Yeah, I can't think.

1256
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,200
They're too sneaky.

1257
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,200
I don't like them.

1258
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,200
Well, cats know what to do.

1259
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,200
I don't fucking trust that shit, dude.

1260
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,200
Uh-uh.

1261
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:13,200
One time I had a couple of my cats, one of my outside cats and a strange cat got into a

1262
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,200
fight.

1263
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:19,200
I was going to videotape it, and it was wintertime, snow everywhere.

1264
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:24,200
And then I realized, and it started getting really bad, and I'm like, oh my God, you know,

1265
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,960
and it was horrible, and I stopped videotaping right away, and I went out there and tried

1266
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:35,200
to stop it, but of course they just ran off and continued fighting somewhere else.

1267
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,200
And because they're trying to kill each other.

1268
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,200
Oh yeah.

1269
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,200
You see the fucking thing.

1270
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,200
The cat fight in his backyard between his federal cats that he has.

1271
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,200
And the cries they make.

1272
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,200
It sounds like someone's killing a baby.

1273
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,200
Yeah.

1274
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,200
It's really bad and really loud.

1275
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,200
Your neighbors have to love you.

1276
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,200
The guy with nine fights.

1277
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,200
He had 12 at one point, I think, right?

1278
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,200
More than that.

1279
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200
Holy, just federal cats right around?

1280
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,200
Yeah.

1281
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:03,200
He would feed them, and these fucking guys, now the cats have them trained.

1282
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,200
They come up to the door, and they put food out for them.

1283
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,200
They start scratching.

1284
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,200
Yeah, no.

1285
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,200
These fucking guys, cat people.

1286
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,200
I don't know, man.

1287
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,200
I can't really trust a cat person.

1288
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,200
I love cat videos.

1289
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,200
I saw one like, it was a head-to-head video.

1290
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,200
It was a cat video.

1291
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,200
South America.

1292
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,200
It was the gayest thing you said today.

1293
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,200
One of the cats were fighting on a roof, and all of a sudden they were fighting.

1294
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,200
It was starting, it was like a thriller movie.

1295
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,200
The cats hanging by its paws, the one cat's like, he's like, I got you now.

1296
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,200
You can tell he gave him a look.

1297
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:33,200
He starts like pulling one paw off, pulling one paw, and then he swiped the other one.

1298
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,200
That fell off like a two-story building.

1299
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,200
Jesus, man.

1300
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,200
What the fuck are these people?

1301
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,200
People are just like videotaping everything.

1302
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,200
Oh yeah, somebody was videotaping it.

1303
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200
Yeah, it's just funny to know.

1304
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,200
It's gotta be.

1305
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,200
What else are you gonna do?

1306
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,200
You're sitting in the corner all day.

1307
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,200
You're like, oh, cat fight, which is funny.

1308
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,200
What country was it in?

1309
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,200
South of the border.

1310
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,200
Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't think there was fucking mud hot or something.

1311
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,200
Stop cat fighting in Venezuela.

1312
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,200
It probably was.

1313
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,200
I think everybody had sandals and cut-offs on.

1314
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,200
No, I mean, it sounds like you're people.

1315
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,200
Like, gosh, you need to move there.

1316
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,200
Yeah, that's why I was watching the video.

1317
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,200
Cats all day.

1318
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,200
That's what you should do instead of dog fights, cat fights.

1319
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,200
Cat fights.

1320
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,200
That'd be great.

1321
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,200
Dude, cats are sneaky little motherfuckers.

1322
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,200
I don't trust them at all, man.

1323
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,200
They're not cool except the betters cats are.

1324
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,200
They're cool.

1325
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,200
You just gotta know them.

1326
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:28,200
Yeah, as long as they're not pissing on your pillows and shit, you're all right.

1327
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,200
Yeah, yeah.

1328
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,200
What do you mean?

1329
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,200
You don't want that to happen.

1330
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,200
No, you don't want that to happen.

1331
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,200
Get rid of that fucker.

1332
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,200
Put him in a bag and throw him in the river.

1333
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,200
We would be at some entice and they had cats and we'd be sleeping over.

1334
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,200
It's a river cat.

1335
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,200
There you go.

1336
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,200
See, that's what we call them.

1337
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,200
Sorry, Larry.

1338
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,200
What?

1339
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,200
Nothing, man.

1340
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,200
I'm sorry.

1341
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,200
Nothing.

1342
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,200
Don't worry about it.

1343
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,200
He's gonna stop your story halfway through.

1344
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,200
Talking shit about cats.

1345
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,200
What's shit, man?

1346
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,200
You ain't listening?

1347
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,200
Fuck it.

1348
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:59,200
This guy needs to take a shower.

1349
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,200
He got some sand in his pussy.

1350
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaking of showers, you guys are lucky I showered tonight.

1351
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,200
Oh, thanks, Kiki, for showering.

1352
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,200
I mean, seeing how you...

1353
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,200
I just got those jeans from him.

1354
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:10,200
Why are they so ripped?

1355
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,200
It's just how they can't...

1356
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,200
Well, dude, these are like the stretchy pants.

1357
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,200
These things are so close to mine.

1358
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,200
You have like pregnant lady pants on.

1359
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,200
Dude, I hated jeans, but now they're like stretchy.

1360
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,200
I love them.

1361
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,200
They actually fit.

1362
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,200
I mean, Jesus, man, you dress like a middle schooler.

1363
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,200
Hey, I like to know this guy.

1364
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,200
Either you're gonna be hanging out at the park, at the schoolyard, rolling in the school.

1365
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,200
I'm going to hang out at the roller rink.

1366
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,200
They don't even have a roller rink.

1367
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,200
They still do.

1368
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,200
If you showed...

1369
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,200
Ah, man.

1370
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,200
Well, Tony's kids wanted me to go to the roller rink with them.

1371
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,200
And so I was like, okay, no, out here.

1372
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,200
They go to coach the same fucking one we went to.

1373
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,200
It's still there, isn't it?

1374
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,200
Yeah.

1375
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,200
And I said, okay.

1376
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200
And the kid...

1377
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,200
And the girl's like, please, please come.

1378
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,200
Please.

1379
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,200
And so I finally went and then they're like, I pay the money.

1380
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,200
And then when I get in there like, hey, buddy, you got to wear a mask.

1381
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,200
You know, it was...

1382
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,200
Sort of mask.

1383
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,200
To go roller skating?

1384
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,200
It was back...

1385
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,200
Oh, this was during COVID times.

1386
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,200
Obviously, yeah.

1387
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,200
I'm like, oh, man.

1388
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,200
And I'm like, I'm sorry, you guys.

1389
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:09,200
I got to leave.

1390
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,200
And I asked the guy, I got to get my money back.

1391
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,200
I didn't even skate one time around.

1392
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,200
I ain't wearing a fucking mask.

1393
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,200
You mean you wear a mask when you roll?

1394
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,200
I mean, come on.

1395
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,200
And the kids all had fucking masks on.

1396
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,200
And I'm thinking, well, here's the thing.

1397
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,200
Just for strict your breathing.

1398
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,200
I worked up breathing hard with a fucking mask on.

1399
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,200
That's the worst, dude.

1400
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,200
Yeah, it gets all moist and shit.

1401
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,200
Then you get fucking other complications from that thing.

1402
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,200
Now you're breathing that fiber in and shit.

1403
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:41,200
Well, the funny thing is, man, you get sicker from all the plastic fibers you breathe in

1404
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,200
and all the people in that 18, 12 Spanish flu.

1405
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,200
They don't need that shit.

1406
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,200
Like, it's not, they're very healthy.

1407
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:53,200
They got sicker from the mask than they did from the, I mean, Spanish flu.

1408
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,200
Well, more people died from wearing a fucking mask.

1409
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,200
I think when those masks were made in China, I think they make a mask.

1410
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,200
Someone wipes it on their ass and they put it in the package.

1411
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,200
I think that's how it works.

1412
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,200
It's not.

1413
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,200
Everybody, everybody just...

1414
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:11,200
Well, first of all, it's got particles and different fucking nanoparticles in there.

1415
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,200
Okay.

1416
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,200
And metal pieces and plastics.

1417
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,200
I mean, you want to get into silence about that shit?

1418
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,200
It's just not, it's bad to wear it.

1419
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,200
It's just dangerous.

1420
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,200
They forced us to do something and that's what we had to do.

1421
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,200
Why are we wearing a fucking made in China mask?

1422
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,200
People complied.

1423
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:26,200
Well, they wanted to see how far you can push a person and see how many would comply.

1424
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,200
Yeah, like a stress test, basically.

1425
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,200
Yeah, and then 50% of the liberals are, 50% of people liberals complied.

1426
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,200
People still were masked.

1427
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:38,200
Yeah, like auto immune system is compromised.

1428
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,200
I saw a fucking kid walking down the street the other day.

1429
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:46,200
Me and Mary were driving the kid, some girl walking 100 miles from anybody,

1430
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:50,200
walking down the side of a busy street with a mask on by herself.

1431
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,200
Smart.

1432
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,200
No, she doesn't want to breathe the fumes or whatever.

1433
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,200
I don't know.

1434
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,200
Oh yeah, she don't like fresh air.

1435
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,200
Yeah.

1436
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:00,200
Well, I guarantee the mask was like on her nose, but then there was a huge gap here.

1437
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,200
Huge gap here.

1438
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,200
So she's breathing everything in, but she thinks she's...

1439
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,200
Yeah, there's no...

1440
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,200
I mean, come on.

1441
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,200
There's this thing that...

1442
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,200
It's just one more thing that controls us.

1443
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,200
Maybe she had a bunch of coltsores in her mouth and it was her way to hide it.

1444
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,200
That might have been.

1445
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,200
Could be.

1446
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,200
But they showed this thing, man, online.

1447
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,200
Mary sent it to me.

1448
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:22,200
The guy puts a bandana over his face and he breathes through the vape pen and it shows

1449
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,200
off.

1450
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,200
Oh yeah, you can write it through the fucking clock.

1451
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:32,200
Then he puts on the surgical mask, goes right through, puts on the N95 mask, goes right through...

1452
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,200
They're like nothing.

1453
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,200
The COVID particles are a lot smaller than this.

1454
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,200
Yeah, exactly.

1455
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,200
Well, that's the thing.

1456
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,200
But you try to tell somebody and they're like the six minute gap guard.

1457
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,200
It's fear.

1458
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,200
No, no, no.

1459
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:48,200
It's the media implementing fear in these people that don't have a clue what's going

1460
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,200
on and they just comply.

1461
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,200
Yeah.

1462
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:54,200
They're more than willing to let the government just completely control them more and more

1463
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,200
by the day.

1464
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,200
But you know, just...

1465
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,200
And sign her rights away.

1466
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,200
So when you find young women that are looking at wear masks, you know you can manipulate.

1467
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,200
This fucking narrative in Maine...

1468
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,200
It'll comply.

1469
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:09,200
Hey baby, you look pretty compliant.

1470
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,200
Just mass shooter in Maine.

1471
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,200
Have you heard anything about it?

1472
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,200
No, that's over.

1473
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,200
Seriously, it just went on and happened in two days.

1474
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,200
He shot these people.

1475
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,200
I'm not saying people didn't get shot.

1476
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,200
People got shot, but just understand that.

1477
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,200
No, I'm just saying though, but it's crazy.

1478
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,200
For whatever reason, who knows.

1479
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:32,200
He had shot the most people in Maine history at one time.

1480
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,200
Next day they found him dead and the story's buried.

1481
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,200
Nothing else about it.

1482
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:43,200
The guys ex-military and they knew he had mental issues and they're, well you can still have

1483
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,200
him.

1484
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,200
It sounds like a narrative to me.

1485
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,200
You know what I mean?

1486
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,200
It's a PSY-OP.

1487
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,200
I actually heard a story.

1488
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:54,200
I doubt it's true, but he had two gunshots to the head committing suicide.

1489
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,200
Yeah, that's okay.

1490
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,200
He was both guns at once.

1491
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,200
You know what I mean?

1492
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,200
He tied the gun to his toe.

1493
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,200
It's like a guy that had his boot off to pull the trigger, but then put his boot back on

1494
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,200
after he did it.

1495
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,200
Because there's a toe print on the trigger.

1496
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,200
After he did it, he put his boot back on.

1497
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:19,200
It's like, all of a sudden this mass shooting happens and then, okay, the victims' families

1498
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:24,200
are out there, but there's like, the new cycle goes so fast it's just swept under the

1499
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,200
rug.

1500
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:31,200
Well, all the cameras nowadays in every building, everywhere, the only footage we had was the

1501
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,200
one where he came into the bowling alley.

1502
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,200
And that's it.

1503
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:38,200
Yeah, some gravey-ass thing that looked like they shot it through two screen doors.

1504
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,200
Well, yeah, it was like 1980 cameras.

1505
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:45,200
I mean, well, it is a bowling alley, so it may have been from Google, but still.

1506
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,200
Cameras are cheap now.

1507
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,200
I mean, we just got a camera.

1508
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,200
They're very cheap.

1509
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,200
That's the problem is that everybody forget, like Maui.

1510
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,200
What the hell happened with Maui?

1511
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,200
If that got swept under the rug, get our own fucking company.

1512
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,200
That was a land grab.

1513
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,200
Well, that's why they want it Israel and Hamas to start fire.

1514
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,200
We need to get that shit off.

1515
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,200
We need something else on the news.

1516
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,200
Understand this, man.

1517
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:12,200
They control the news and everything that we see is what they want us to see.

1518
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,200
Oh, okay, wrong people.

1519
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,200
You know what I'm saying?

1520
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,200
He's talking about the news.

1521
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,200
That's it.

1522
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,200
I think they control my headlights, too.

1523
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,200
It's what they want us to fucking believe.

1524
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,200
It's what they want us to see.

1525
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,200
No, it's not what they...

1526
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:27,500
First of all, if you're watching those channels, they showed an average of how many hours those

1527
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:28,880
people watch those channels.

1528
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,200
How often does Mary watch that shit?

1529
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:34,520
I don't know, but I'm just saying, no matter what channel you're watching, no matter what

1530
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,200
you're seeing, it's what they want you to see.

1531
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,200
It's all his.

1532
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,200
Well, there is a near...

1533
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,200
It's all been through your proof, by the...

1534
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,200
If you look at the left channel, the right channel, there is no fair news.

1535
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,200
A fair new evil election line.

1536
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:48,200
If you look at his Senate hearing, I think it was back in the 80s and the 90s where they

1537
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:53,200
were questioning the CIA, asking if they manipulate the media and if they have contacts with people

1538
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,200
who work in...

1539
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,200
You can't answer that.

1540
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,200
You can't answer that.

1541
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,700
Well, we like to talk behind closed doors about that.

1542
00:49:57,700 --> 00:49:58,700
That tells you everything.

1543
00:49:58,700 --> 00:50:00,200
It's the same thing here.

1544
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:04,200
Last year, Time Magazine named Zelinsky Man of the Year.

1545
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,200
It's just hilarious.

1546
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,200
Well, now, Time Magazine's saying he's delusional.

1547
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,200
He can't work this second.

1548
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,200
Like, Ukraine's lost the war, all this stuff.

1549
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,200
Well, yeah, because now we have a better war.

1550
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,200
Well, yeah, exactly.

1551
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,700
Well, then another thing is too, that Time Magazine, I mean, I think you can go into

1552
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:23,200
CIA's website and see that they work with Time Magazine, feeding them stories.

1553
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,200
Here's what you're going to print this week.

1554
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,200
Here's what's going to be on the phone.

1555
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:31,200
We're going to edit it and censor it to a point that makes us look like we can manipulate

1556
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,200
anybody.

1557
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,200
I mean, how many people owned the news?

1558
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,200
They came up to that conglomerate about owning the news.

1559
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,200
It's a pyramid.

1560
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,200
Yeah, it's a pyramid.

1561
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,200
I know that.

1562
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,200
But Zelinsky's days are numbered.

1563
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,200
CIA and FBI seem very confident.

1564
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,200
They're not at all.

1565
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:50,200
They're a very, very untapped, honest and succumbed.

1566
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,200
Oh, well, come on.

1567
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,200
They're fucking law abiding and very upstanding.

1568
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,200
They're not at all.

1569
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,200
That's a, I mean, that's not, I mean, anybody was half a brain.

1570
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,200
Needles.

1571
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,200
I know that.

1572
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,200
I'm just saying that's the job of Time News Week and all those.

1573
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,200
They try to pump all these people up.

1574
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,200
New York Times or whatever.

1575
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,200
The government has your back, Larry.

1576
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,200
You didn't know that?

1577
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,200
Yeah, yeah.

1578
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,200
I just got some interest.

1579
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,200
I saw that shit.

1580
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,200
At least we can thank Elon Musk.

1581
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,200
They want you to be able to get sexist.

1582
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,200
He overpaid big time for Twitter.

1583
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:18,200
Yeah.

1584
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:22,200
But even like he said, he's like, well, freedom of speech is worth every penny I paid for Twitter.

1585
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,200
Yeah, and he said it was run by the government.

1586
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,200
Before he bought it.

1587
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,200
Oh, the FBI had.

1588
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:27,200
It was.

1589
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,200
It was the FBI government.

1590
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:31,200
No, no, there was FBI agents working at Twitter.

1591
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,200
They were working there.

1592
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,200
I'm sure there was also other agents working there.

1593
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,200
I'm sure their vetting process was not that loose, but.

1594
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,200
Well, no, there was no vetting process.

1595
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,200
They knew the motherfuckers worked at the FBI.

1596
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,200
Well, they opened their doors to the government.

1597
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,200
They said, hey, I'm going to have a guy come there and work there.

1598
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,200
How do you say?

1599
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,200
What do you tell the FBI?

1600
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,200
They had recorded payments.

1601
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:56,200
No, if they said, hey, man, the FBI came to me and said, my kid plays the drums and we want him in your band.

1602
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,200
You're going to teach him how to rock.

1603
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,200
I'm not even there.

1604
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,200
How about this?

1605
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:05,200
The FBI says you need to dump this in somebody's drink or we're going to murder your family.

1606
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,200
Okay.

1607
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,200
We'll make you disappear.

1608
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,200
Yes, sir.

1609
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,200
Yeah, it's a government.

1610
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,200
That's what I'm saying, dude.

1611
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,200
You got to get a black suit at your door.

1612
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,200
You're in trouble.

1613
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:18,200
They'll come for your guns first and then they'll come for you.

1614
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,200
Yeah.

1615
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,200
That's why I have to move it down south.

1616
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,200
That's a problem.

1617
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,200
Everybody, everybody is power hungry.

1618
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:29,200
Everybody is greedy and it's just amplified by the government when they start getting away with shit.

1619
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,200
You know, how many people they get caught?

1620
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,200
One of the people get caught a year, a couple.

1621
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,200
A couple doing that.

1622
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:40,200
You know, just like that lady and the mayor, Mayor Adams, his campaign financier.

1623
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,200
Or she like, uh, FBI raided her house.

1624
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1625
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:49,200
So everybody's dirty if you put him in a position to be dirty.

1626
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,200
All right.

1627
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,200
Well, that's the thing.

1628
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,200
Everybody likes money.

1629
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,200
Everybody can be bought off.

1630
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,200
Everybody has a price.

1631
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,200
I don't care what anybody says.

1632
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,200
Sad but true.

1633
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:02,200
I had some stickers for Kiki and I can't seem to find them.

1634
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,200
I'll hear that.

1635
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:09,200
I want to show the people at home.

1636
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,200
These irritate those.

1637
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,200
Oh yeah.

1638
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,200
Yeah, I got a couple.

1639
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,200
Okay.

1640
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,200
Yeah, I think I already gave them some.

1641
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,200
I did.

1642
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:23,200
I want to show the people at home these dope ass Larry needle stickers that you can get.

1643
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:27,200
If you just zoom in email needles or something.

1644
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,200
Email me.

1645
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,200
You need a prescription for Larry needles.

1646
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,200
I don't know a little bit closer, a little bit closer.

1647
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,200
There you go.

1648
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,200
Right there.

1649
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,200
Perfect.

1650
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,200
And we got t-shirts.

1651
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,200
We'll give them away.

1652
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,200
Just listen.

1653
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,200
Send us your info.

1654
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,200
You can actually give these to your pharmacy and they will.

1655
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,200
Yeah, just write opiate.

1656
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:49,200
And I put our phone number.

1657
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,200
I will take them.

1658
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,200
Okay.

1659
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,200
I give these to this guy, this homeless guy in the neighborhood, Tommy.

1660
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:04,200
And I handed him a stack of catechronic stickers, a stack of fucking Larry needles stickers.

1661
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,200
And he just rides the train up and down.

1662
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,200
Right.

1663
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,200
And I said, yeah, yeah, just put him in the train train station.

1664
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,200
There you go.

1665
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,200
And he's like, okay.

1666
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:16,200
Now we're going to get arrested for a federal offense for posting bills or whatever you want

1667
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,200
to call it.

1668
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,200
I can't tell you how many people fucking say, I didn't do it though.

1669
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,200
And I can't tell you how many.

1670
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,200
I'm supposed to prove that homeless, what is his name?

1671
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,200
Tommy.

1672
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:25,200
Homeless Tommy put these stickers on.

1673
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,200
Yeah, it sounds real plausible.

1674
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:31,200
And I can't tell you how many people tell me, hey man, I've seen your stickers.

1675
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,200
Yeah.

1676
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,200
Because the whole, is this the guy that wears that bag head?

1677
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,200
No, no, no.

1678
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,200
That's a good idea though.

1679
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,200
Get bag head to do it.

1680
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,200
He rides it by everywhere.

1681
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,200
I think he's gone though.

1682
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,200
You ever heard of bag head kiki?

1683
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,200
I love the names of these people.

1684
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:50,200
Bag head would wear a Walgreens bag on his head.

1685
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,200
Like a plastic bag.

1686
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,200
Sometimes on his feet.

1687
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,200
Yeah.

1688
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,200
Well, it rained out.

1689
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:58,200
But he would just be, it would be like 100 degrees out and he'd have a Walgreens bag,

1690
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,200
like a durag tied on his head.

1691
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,200
So he knows something that we don't care.

1692
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,200
Oh, I mean, he's on something.

1693
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,200
And then cold guys, he'd double up on bags.

1694
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,200
Sometimes he had a whole bag suit.

1695
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,200
Oh man, this guy's, yeah.

1696
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,200
He was a real loose cannon.

1697
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,200
Let me tell you, you don't want to get him in a dark alley.

1698
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:20,200
He'd probably bike a, oh, he would ride around on like a fucking 10 speeder or some kind of

1699
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:25,200
mountain bike around the neighborhood, just going like to the liquor store and just look

1700
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:30,200
driving around looking crazy, looking at people, making eye contact with you.

1701
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,200
Oh, I love it.

1702
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,200
Yeah.

1703
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,200
He was pretty wild.

1704
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:38,200
And I haven't seen him in a couple of years now.

1705
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,200
It's been a long time.

1706
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,200
He probably got hit by a car on that fucking bike.

1707
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,200
I think either that or he died of alcoholism.

1708
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,200
He's very laid back.

1709
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,200
Or whatever.

1710
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,200
He was on some shit.

1711
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,200
Yeah.

1712
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,200
He was whacked out.

1713
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,200
He was a grown ass man though.

1714
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,200
Oh yeah.

1715
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,200
I mean, like, it's crazy.

1716
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,200
Molders and us and shit.

1717
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,200
Yeah.

1718
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,200
He was.

1719
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,200
He would have been a good fucking guest on this show.

1720
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,200
Well, I mean, all right, Peter Baghead, wherever you are, man.

1721
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,200
You're seeing him riding around.

1722
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,200
I'm going to offer him a little money and tell him we need to do some of the bad guys.

1723
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,200
No, he's not coming down here.

1724
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,200
Definitely not coming down here.

1725
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,200
We'll do it now.

1726
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,200
We'll do it now.

1727
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,200
This is an outdoor cast all of a sudden.

1728
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,200
We'll do it.

1729
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,200
We'll do it.

1730
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,200
We'll give Rob.

1731
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,200
Yeah, we can do a remote from his hovel.

1732
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,200
I said we're going to wake up a hogtide getting, oh, Jesus.

1733
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,200
We don't get into that kind of stuff.

1734
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,200
Baghead man.

1735
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:23,200
I don't tie in people.

1736
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,200
No, he's a real, real skinny ass black.

1737
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,200
He's Arab.

1738
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,200
Is he Arab?

1739
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,200
He's Arab.

1740
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,200
Yeah, he's Arab.

1741
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,200
I've seen him a couple of times on the train, if you know what I mean.

1742
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,200
Oh yeah, yeah.

1743
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,200
I think I saw a jewel in the bag.

1744
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,200
Oh, no, he was wearing a turban.

1745
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,200
Yeah, that turban.

1746
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,200
That would be funny.

1747
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,200
Walgreens bag wrapped up like a turban.

1748
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,200
Oh, Jesus.

1749
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,200
He's that new style, that new generation.

1750
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,200
Yeah.

1751
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,200
He had like this light green windbreaker.

1752
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,200
He was really weird looking.

1753
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,200
Like his clothes were like.

1754
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,200
He wore a bag on his head, Larry.

1755
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,200
And you're saying this guy was weird looking?

1756
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,200
A Walgreens bag on his head.

1757
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,200
This guy was really weird looking.

1758
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:04,200
But even like without the bag, like when you looked at his face, he was a scary looking

1759
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,200
looking.

1760
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,200
He looked like Osama Bin Laden.

1761
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,200
Can you say that, Larry?

1762
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,200
A little bit.

1763
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,200
Say it.

1764
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,200
Osama Bin Laden.

1765
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,200
Oh, you got it today.

1766
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,200
No, that's good job, Larry.

1767
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,200
Last two episodes, you can't say it.

1768
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,200
Osama.

1769
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,200
The funny thing is, is somehow or another we say it every single episode.

1770
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,200
Yeah, he does get brought up almost every episode.

1771
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,200
That's all right, though.

1772
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,200
All right, P. Osama.

1773
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,200
Ah, poor Osama.

1774
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,200
I mean, they pushed that guy off the side of a boat.

1775
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:31,200
Now, Kiki, when you said you saw the time on that computer screen, where was it?

1776
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,200
I thought I was in the, see where you see that.

1777
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,200
Microphone thing on the top right, but I don't think that is the time.

1778
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,200
No, that's not the time at all.

1779
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,200
There's got to be a way to get a time stamp on it.

1780
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,200
I know my glasses on.

1781
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,200
Oh, man.

1782
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,200
I'm sure if you scroll through somewhere.

1783
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,200
Yeah, this is great for the podcast, Larry.

1784
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,200
I mean, there is a time on there.

1785
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,200
You're right.

1786
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:51,200
It's right in the bottom, bottom right.

1787
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,200
My beer can was hiding it in the red.

1788
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,200
Yes.

1789
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,200
Next to the record.

1790
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:58,200
How long to say 57 minutes.

1791
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,200
Sorry.

1792
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,200
Do your hit list.

1793
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,200
You see a couple more minutes.

1794
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:03,200
Do you know we know that?

1795
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,200
I'll give you a little tidbit fact.

1796
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,200
Oh, wait a minute.

1797
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:08,200
We didn't do the.

1798
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,200
We got things to do.

1799
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,200
We got the.

1800
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,200
Oh, well, you've got to be one hour.

1801
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,200
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1802
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,200
Let's hear it.

1803
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,200
Let's hear it.

1804
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,200
So 16th Amendment of the Constitution.

1805
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,200
Yes.

1806
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,200
Yes.

1807
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,200
You guys know what it is?

1808
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:22,200
No, I'd like to hear it.

1809
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,200
That's when they.

1810
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:28,200
So before before 1909, like, you know, 1900s, there were no taxes.

1811
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,200
Uh huh.

1812
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,200
Right.

1813
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:35,200
So 16th Amendment, that's when they basically got everybody to believe that this is how

1814
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,200
we're going to tax the rich.

1815
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,200
Allow us to tax everybody.

1816
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,200
And this is how we're going to tax the rich.

1817
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:45,200
So Congress, they've voted.

1818
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,200
Inacted 16th Amendment was legit.

1819
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,200
It's good.

1820
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,200
So now, you know, it's their way of getting taxes from everybody.

1821
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,200
They lied saying there was going to be, you know, tax the rich.

1822
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:58,200
Shortly after that's when the Fed was created.

1823
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,200
Right.

1824
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,200
And you can see the crazy plan that they had here.

1825
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,200
Yeah.

1826
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,200
And now the Fed was created and now the taxes.

1827
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,200
Which is a private organization, of course.

1828
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,200
Oh, yes.

1829
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,200
It has nothing to do with the federal government.

1830
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:16,200
The same people, I'm sure, that lobbied to get the 16th Amendment enacted in the Constitution.

1831
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,200
And it's crazy.

1832
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,200
It's very deceiving.

1833
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,200
It is.

1834
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,200
And it's, yeah, it's pretty sad.

1835
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:22,200
It's like Federal Express.

1836
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:26,200
You expect like a cop to come in and pick up the packages or something.

1837
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,200
Yeah, right.

1838
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,200
Yeah.

1839
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,200
It's like, oh, no, that's not the government.

1840
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,200
It's federal.

1841
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,200
It's like, yeah.

1842
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:36,200
The men in black come and get the fucking packages at the warehouse.

1843
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,200
Yeah.

1844
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,200
But yeah, it is.

1845
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:42,200
It's scary, man, that's how they got taxes from us.

1846
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,200
Yeah, that is fucked.

1847
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:49,200
So I use this kid's license plate, Pat Terry.

1848
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:53,200
Not his license plate, his actual license plate.

1849
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,200
His ID.

1850
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,200
His ID.

1851
00:59:55,200 --> 01:00:00,200
This kid was the most fucking fucked up person I ever knew in my life.

1852
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:05,200
He probably weighed about 85 pounds soaking wet, because all he ever did, he never ate.

1853
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,200
I never saw him eat.

1854
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:10,200
I lived with him for two and a half years and never ate once.

1855
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:14,200
I would order a pizza and the motherfucker wouldn't even eat like a corner.

1856
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:15,200
He drank.

1857
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,200
He was a drinker.

1858
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,200
And he drank at work.

1859
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,200
He used to work at the music store.

1860
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,200
I'm guessing he's not alive.

1861
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,200
No, no, he's long died.

1862
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,200
He was born 12, 28, 70.

1863
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:28,200
I forgot when he died, but he only lived to be about, I don't know.

1864
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:29,200
He'd be drinking.

1865
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,200
He was a mean motherfucker.

1866
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,200
And he was a tiny little guy.

1867
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,200
He looks like a couple people we don't.

1868
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,200
What do you call it?

1869
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,200
Oh, how'd you get to that?

1870
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,200
It's his marker.

1871
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:43,200
Yeah, I'm saying, okay, I'm marking the page with Pat's ID.

1872
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,200
I'm going to show it real quick.

1873
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,200
No, don't do that.

1874
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,200
What are you doing, man?

1875
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,200
Somebody could steal that.

1876
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,200
He's dead.

1877
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,200
I know, but they could use it to vote.

1878
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,200
I don't care.

1879
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,200
All of a sudden he's a Biden voter.

1880
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,200
Yeah, I was going to say, that's an extra vote for Biden.

1881
01:00:58,200 --> 01:00:59,200
That's all right.

1882
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,200
No, not at all.

1883
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,200
So now it's time for...

1884
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,200
A Boston Cookie 500.

1885
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,200
All right.

1886
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,200
So this is the backstory.

1887
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,200
Larry used to eat a lot of Chinese food.

1888
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:12,200
He would collect all the fortunes out of the fortune cookies one day.

1889
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,200
He took all of them and wrote them into this book.

1890
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:20,200
So now he is, look at all the fortune pages from the fortune cookies.

1891
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:21,200
So we read one episode.

1892
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,200
Oh my God.

1893
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,200
I had a whole stack of them.

1894
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,200
Isn't he a psychopath?

1895
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,200
He's a total psychopath.

1896
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,200
I got all these fuckers in the garbage.

1897
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,200
I didn't want to, like, I liked them.

1898
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,200
So look at each copy of the book.

1899
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,200
I liked them.

1900
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,200
So look at each color.

1901
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:36,200
They were your fortune.

1902
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,200
But look at each color is a different fortune.

1903
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,200
So the blue...

1904
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,200
But here's the thing.

1905
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,200
He's organized.

1906
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,200
No, he's not.

1907
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,200
He's just a weirdo.

1908
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,200
Sometimes...

1909
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,200
Sometimes...

1910
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,200
He's got some decent handwriting too.

1911
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,200
Thank you.

1912
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,200
Sometimes though...

1913
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,200
I was like...

1914
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,200
This was Mary.

1915
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,200
Oh, I thought that was a fortune.

1916
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,200
Other people there were out with us.

1917
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,200
Yeah, okay.

1918
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,200
We understand it was dinner all night.

1919
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,200
Some of them were other people.

1920
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,200
People ate.

1921
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:01,200
Okay, Larry, we get the point.

1922
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,200
I mean, Jesus, this guy...

1923
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,200
Like, thorough all of a sudden.

1924
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,200
Last week was...

1925
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,200
You will be invited to a small...

1926
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,200
Well, not last week, but you know...

1927
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,200
You will be invited to a small gathering

1928
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,200
with lots of spicy conversation.

1929
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,200
And that is the first one that has made sense

1930
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,200
since we've started reading them.

1931
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,200
Insert Gong here.

1932
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,200
Today's fortune, $3,500, is...

1933
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:28,200
Indulge yourself, but with moderation.

1934
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:29,200
That doesn't make sense.

1935
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,200
That's an oxymoron.

1936
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,200
No, that is good.

1937
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,200
It's like everything in moderation.

1938
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,200
Well, yes, I do understand that,

1939
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,200
but indulge is kind of the wrong word

1940
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,200
to start off with, wouldn't you think?

1941
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,200
Because when I think of indulge,

1942
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,200
I see piles and women.

1943
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,200
Wow.

1944
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,200
You know what I mean?

1945
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,200
Well, that's how I like to indulge.

1946
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,200
But this is a fortune cookie.

1947
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,200
Yeah, I mean, it came from the fucking enemy.

1948
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,200
Yeah, what do you expect?

1949
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,200
It's from China.

1950
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,200
I mean, he's eating Chinese food.

1951
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,200
China to destroy itself.

1952
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:54,200
This is how they manipulate round-eye.

1953
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,200
Well, exactly.

1954
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,200
It's another Psy-op.

1955
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,200
Oh, this is how we get round-eye.

1956
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,200
Yeah, oh, Larry is going to love this.

1957
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,200
I don't think so.

1958
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,200
Larry.

1959
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,200
Oh, Larry.

1960
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,200
I think they have fortune cookies in China, though.

1961
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,200
That's an American thing.

1962
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,200
I highly doubt they have fortune cookies,

1963
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,200
because you know what, they're communists.

1964
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,200
They really don't have...

1965
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,200
They don't believe it.

1966
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,200
Here's your fortune.

1967
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,200
You're going to be staying at night.

1968
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:16,200
Yeah, stupid Americans.

1969
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,200
Yeah, they believe in fortune.

1970
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:20,200
Don't be a round-eye.

1971
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,200
Stupid.

1972
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,200
That would be funny.

1973
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,200
They actually had Chinese people.

1974
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,200
That's what we should start off with.

1975
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,200
Dude, there's like four guys sitting or smoking Ciggies dough

1976
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,200
to the butts with the Ash...

1977
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,200
They're playing my genre.

1978
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,200
Right in his fortune, that's what they're doing to scale.

1979
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,200
Just have no shoes on.

1980
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,200
They're all hunched down.

1981
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,200
And there are cracking whips on the people that are writing these out.

1982
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,200
Listen here, buddy.

1983
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,200
You got to do this.

1984
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:45,200
That's all right, though.

1985
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,200
The Chinese...

1986
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,200
I mean, okay.

1987
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,200
Wait a second.

1988
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,200
Let's suppose it again, Larry.

1989
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,200
Read it again.

1990
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,200
Indulge yourself, but in moderation.

1991
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,200
Okay, so I mean, that kind of makes sense,

1992
01:03:55,200 --> 01:04:00,200
unless you do cocaine or heroin or drugs or anything,

1993
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:04,200
because heroin is the most indulgent company.

1994
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,200
If you're doing heroin, you don't want to do it.

1995
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,200
That was them talking about their food.

1996
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,200
They want you to eat more Chinese food.

1997
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,200
Well, it's got MSG in it, so it doesn't make you hungry.

1998
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,200
Okay, so that's a good one.

1999
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,200
I like that.

2000
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,200
I like that.

2001
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,200
That was a good one, man.

2002
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,200
It passed the Needles test.

2003
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,200
Order three more leg rolls.

2004
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,200
Yeah, that was on the other side.

2005
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,200
Order more food.

2006
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,200
Yeah, exactly.

2007
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,200
And then it gives you...

2008
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,200
Remember, they used to give you the lucky numbers?

2009
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,200
These did.

2010
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,200
These all had that shit on the bag.

2011
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,200
You should have wrote the numbers down, too.

2012
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,200
We could have played them every day.

2013
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,200
Oh, come on.

2014
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,200
So that's not...

2015
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,200
I mean, you see what a psychopath he is?

2016
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,200
That's too much rubber.

2017
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:44,200
That's where I draw the line.

2018
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,200
This fucking guy...

2019
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:46,200
I love it.

2020
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,200
I like words only.

2021
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,200
Do you have against numbers, Larry?

2022
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,200
Yeah.

2023
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:51,200
Isn't that fucking cool?

2024
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:56,200
It makes sense after a while, and you're just writing down 37, 5, 16...

2025
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,200
Those are your lucky numbers, though.

2026
01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:59,200
Yeah, but you know what?

2027
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,200
See, now you have to match up the lottery numbers.

2028
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,200
You should have dates on numbers.

2029
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,200
That's what I'm saying.

2030
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,200
We play the numbers, yeah.

2031
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:10,200
There's the thing, though, when I wrote it down, I did not know the dates because it

2032
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,200
was a big pile.

2033
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,200
You know, like two, three years of...

2034
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,200
This guy's poor wife.

2035
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,200
He's got a pile of fortunes.

2036
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,200
How much bad luck is that?

2037
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,200
It wasn't in...

2038
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,200
Oh, this was a fortune cookie drawer.

2039
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,200
So instead of putting clothes in there, he had fortunes.

2040
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,200
That's a first.

2041
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,200
This is a kind of glare, like a romantic fellow.

2042
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:34,200
You can't put your underwear in there because my fortune drawer...

2043
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,200
It's my fortune drawer.

2044
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:37,200
Don't go in there.

2045
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,200
Yeah, don't touch my fortunes.

2046
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,200
Fucking psychopath.

2047
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,200
Yeah, he's got them all, like, hoarding them around.

2048
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:48,200
He's eating Chinese food, putting another one in his pile.

2049
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,200
He's like...

2050
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,200
He takes his drawer out of his face.

2051
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,200
He's like, hey, what's this little guy like?

2052
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,200
No, no, don't throw that out.

2053
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,200
Don't worry about that.

2054
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,200
Wait, is it a fortune?

2055
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,200
She's like, no, it's just like a receipt.

2056
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,200
Oh, okay, guys.

2057
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,200
That'd be great.

2058
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,200
She threw one out every day.

2059
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,200
Her fortunes disappeared.

2060
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,200
Well, now she's like, this is all...

2061
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:13,200
Well, yeah, because you're a queer, worky, emo bastard, dude.

2062
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,200
Who does that?

2063
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,200
You're autistic.

2064
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,200
That is the most autistic thing he does.

2065
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,200
I mean, come on, Larry.

2066
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,200
That's the first time I've ever heard of a fortune drawer.

2067
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,200
It had a fortune journal.

2068
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,200
Yeah, but you have to have a fortune journal.

2069
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,200
Well, when I enter a couple of years of piling them up,

2070
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,200
I didn't want to just throw them out and forget it.

2071
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,200
How did it start with just one?

2072
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,200
Probably not.

2073
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,200
So, is this for howdy's winging?

2074
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,200
Is this winging fortune?

2075
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,200
No, I never went to winging, but...

2076
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,200
Oh, that place was good.

2077
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,200
Even though you probably get a road trip.

2078
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,200
Jay worked there.

2079
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,200
You don't want to know.

2080
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,200
That's it.

2081
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,200
It's still open, too.

2082
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,200
That's the crazy thing.

2083
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:54,200
Jay told me that he would make the salad in the sink

2084
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:57,200
that they'd wash the dishes and shit like that.

2085
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,200
Who's eating salad in a Chinese restaurant?

2086
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:03,200
Well, you know, all the fucking chop shit,

2087
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,200
they were going the eight rolls.

2088
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,200
Those eight rolls are good, too.

2089
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,200
Oh, great food.

2090
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:12,200
And this is usually the best places that are very rat-compliant.

2091
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:17,200
You see, like, eight red-friendly.

2092
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,200
It really was.

2093
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:20,200
They had an A, B, and C.

2094
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,200
Like, yeah, their grade was an R.

2095
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,200
It was just in Chinese.

2096
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:25,200
It was just in Chinese.

2097
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,200
You can use your tablet once.

2098
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,200
But, yeah, dude, that place has been open for 40 years.

2099
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,200
Yeah, it's still there, man.

2100
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,200
I love that.

2101
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,200
They have, like, their grade kids are running that place.

2102
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:35,200
I love, you know, we can't feed the food to the enemy anymore.

2103
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:38,200
And they always had underage white kids working there.

2104
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,200
Oh, yeah.

2105
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:40,200
Like, 12-year-olds.

2106
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,200
They used them as slaves.

2107
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:42,200
Which is very funny.

2108
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,200
Yeah, right?

2109
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,200
With Chinese slaving out the wind.

2110
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,200
Otherwise, it's just the front, man.

2111
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,200
Those motherfuckers are Chinese spies.

2112
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,200
There's some fireworks out the back.

2113
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,200
Yeah, there's some white men.

2114
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,200
Fireworks in land gardens.

2115
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,200
They're fucking actual spies.

2116
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:59,200
They have to report back to China.

2117
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,200
Every Chinaman that lives here.

2118
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,200
That's the important one.

2119
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,200
Well, dude, that's where they probably had cameras.

2120
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,200
Like, we would make young white boy work.

2121
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,200
Well, we're right back to the motherland, probably.

2122
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,200
Look what we do.

2123
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:12,200
I don't know.

2124
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,200
If those guys are waiting...

2125
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,200
We're controlling them here.

2126
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,200
I don't know, man.

2127
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,200
Those guys are waiting to get snapped, if you know what I mean.

2128
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:19,200
Yeah, but I'll tell you what.

2129
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,200
Their egg rolls were the best.

2130
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:23,200
Oh, I got food poisoning there, man.

2131
01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,200
I had the pork.

2132
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,200
Yeah, the pork, man.

2133
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,200
Well, you know what?

2134
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,200
You can't blame it on Winkie.

2135
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,200
You ate there.

2136
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,200
So it's kind of all on you.

2137
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,200
I'm hoping it was pork, but yeah, man.

2138
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,200
I was curled up like 36 hours.

2139
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,200
Oh, jeez, man.

2140
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,200
That's not good.

2141
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:43,200
I forgot the place, man, but my friend Andrea was telling me.

2142
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:47,200
She was going and picking up Chinese food at this place.

2143
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,200
It was on...

2144
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:52,200
Kind of where we take our Cromagaw classes,

2145
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:53,200
K-Corner from there.

2146
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,200
I forgot the name of the joint, but it's not even there anymore.

2147
01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:57,200
Yeah, I wonder why.

2148
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,200
She's in there and they go,

2149
01:08:58,200 --> 01:08:59,200
Winkie's still here.

2150
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:01,200
You and your dad are on the line.

2151
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,200
And they don't hear us.

2152
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,200
They don't hear us.

2153
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:05,200
They don't hear her come in, you know?

2154
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:09,200
And she's like, I'm telling you, I'm waiting and no one hears me come in.

2155
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:12,200
And all of a sudden from the back room, she hears like...

2156
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,200
Riiiih!

2157
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:14,200
Ha ha ha ha!

2158
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,200
That's coming crazy.

2159
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:16,200
Oh my God.

2160
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,200
They might have been for the rats, Larry.

2161
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,200
I don't know, man.

2162
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,200
And she's like...

2163
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:21,200
Or it might have been for us.

2164
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,200
I mean, who really...

2165
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,200
She goes, I turn around and left.

2166
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,200
I didn't do my food.

2167
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,200
Ha ha ha!

2168
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,200
If you were just a random cat noise in any restaurant,

2169
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,200
wouldn't you be a little bit freaked out?

2170
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:35,200
It sounds like they're killing the thing.

2171
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,200
Yeah, then you hear some sizzling afterwards.

2172
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,200
But people eat it.

2173
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:41,200
It's meat, right?

2174
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,200
Well, it's meat.

2175
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:43,200
Yeah, it is.

2176
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:46,200
I mean, it all depends on how hungry you are.

2177
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,200
Dude, I used to go to this Korean sushi place.

2178
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,200
It was somewhere in Arlington Heights.

2179
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,200
After it was this one, you got the Rubbin' Tug.

2180
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,200
No, it would have been a nice combo.

2181
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,200
Yeah.

2182
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:56,200
Get some good sushi and a tug.

2183
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,200
But no, we asked the waitress because they had the best sushi.

2184
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:03,200
We always saw a lot of Koreans there eating different things.

2185
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,200
They were like, you guys cooked dog in the back there.

2186
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:07,200
And she gave us a sign.

2187
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:08,200
Come on!

2188
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,200
This was in the States?

2189
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,200
Yeah, this was like 25 years ago.

2190
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,200
Yeah, cooking dog.

2191
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,200
It seems like a huge process.

2192
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,200
There's not a lot of meat on a dog.

2193
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,200
They love their dog.

2194
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,200
They do.

2195
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,200
Well, I don't know about how much they like dog.

2196
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,200
I think they're kind of fast.

2197
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,200
I had dog in the cookout once.

2198
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,200
We had dogs.

2199
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,200
It was better than horse.

2200
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,200
I had dog in the cookout once.

2201
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,200
It was way better than that.

2202
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,200
You had dog in the cookout once.

2203
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:33,200
What kind of cookout?

2204
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,200
It was better than horse.

2205
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,200
It's better than dog.

2206
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:36,200
It was way better than horse.

2207
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:37,200
Where were you?

2208
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,200
I was in the pencil.

2209
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:39,200
Panama Canal?

2210
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:44,200
I mean, the Wig Hing Christmas party or something.

2211
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,200
What the hell?

2212
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,200
The Wig Hing.

2213
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:49,200
That's great.

2214
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:55,200
Whenever you had dogs, don't you just shut up over there.

2215
01:10:55,200 --> 01:11:03,920
had dogs don't shut up over there and I was at Wisconsin what I'm called the car

2216
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:07,740
was in Wisconsin and they told you I think they were fucking with you how

2217
01:11:07,740 --> 01:11:13,440
much I'll ask it where you want yeah okay that was a young kid even worse I

2218
01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:17,600
mean the story plot the plot thickens

2219
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:23,240
that story to this place the grandpa gave you a worthless like wait a minute

2220
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:26,880
you don't know where it was you just had a Wisconsin somewhere and fucking who

2221
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:35,040
are you with my parents your parents a dog with you who kind of parents can

2222
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:42,880
don't that behavior oh yeah the story gets better it was no shirt Nick was

2223
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:50,080
there yeah yeah I like this guy I didn't buy the bath yeah my style the whole

2224
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:59,680
time here it's like this like little weird restaurant which was just like a

2225
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:04,560
shack it was behind it yard was a yard where we were the picnic benches were

2226
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:09,040
and like the guys grilling and shit and cooking all these sandwiches of who

2227
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:13,360
knows what you know it wasn't like man I don't like to hear that when I go to a

2228
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:25,160
restaurant who knows what is being cooked yeah maybe because you would have been

2229
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:32,920
like a teenager yeah it was more than that it was like 45 years ago man you

2230
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:37,840
know that was like nine ten years old okay and I think your mind's going out

2231
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:41,680
on you that's what happened in next door to this place I'm watching the drink

2232
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:46,120
little yard where they made you sit were these fences that you couldn't see

2233
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:55,800
through these tall like 15-foot high fences with spikes on the dog's

2234
01:12:55,800 --> 01:13:04,240
the whole time you're eating it like I was you eat it a candle yeah wait

2235
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:08,800
were there other people like Larry back you're eating like what was going on

2236
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:12,240
they I mean is this real are you sure you're not making this up

2237
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:19,720
remember they were aged yeah what tough you ate dog and a roadside restaurant for

2238
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:25,200
sure but it was delicious if it was man it was like you know it was how to help

2239
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:29,920
you remember if something is longer than I know what's crazy I guess yeah dog

2240
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:34,360
do you think if somebody was if somebody was like hey you pull over at this

2241
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:38,760
random restaurant like we're serving dog which think your parents would be like

2242
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:45,280
oh that's okay one time I mean and I take it by them like what the fuck is

2243
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:49,920
this horse and the guys like yeah oh yeah well yeah yeah yeah well I actually

2244
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:53,720
did a fire alarm job at a horse slaughterhouse I think was an Elgin area

2245
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:59,680
or something like that great no I think they just lot of slaughtered them thanks

2246
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:03,320
for not blowing your nose on the camera like you did last week you just go to

2247
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:07,600
the side and make all the noises I mean this guy's really fucking professional

2248
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:14,640
yeah but you could you're still on my cat video where they make no factory no I

2249
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:18,640
think they actually ship the meat out of the country yeah that's because let me

2250
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:22,640
tell you something after mad cow disease they didn't have any fucking cows or

2251
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:26,480
anything in Europe so all the motherfuckers England everywhere are your

2252
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:31,000
opponent you get swine you fucking shit in the horse man they got to eat something

2253
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:37,840
well I mean think about bugs bugs is next yeah yeah India they won't eat cows and

2254
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:43,480
mice yeah I remember working at Indian temple that's weird cows and mice well

2255
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:48,320
yeah no that's the reincarnation thing but like they like I was working at one

2256
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:52,960
of the temples and there was mice everywhere like and I asked him like you

2257
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:56,380
know what's going on with that mine straps but they would put they would put

2258
01:14:56,380 --> 01:15:00,400
plates of rice in the rice and we're like oh no that's the way we believe in

2259
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,640
yeah that's great nation and all this stuff and I go another health violation

2260
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:07,360
whether like you guys want like I'm like I don't know shit all over the place yeah

2261
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:12,960
that's doing food yeah come on that how the fuck does that get overlooked don't

2262
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:19,200
worry they're ground they're bare feet that's why I don't trust Indian food

2263
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:24,520
every culture is different there is some good in me I love curry I do I love

2264
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:28,160
curry like you know good Thai curry oh good stuff yeah well we know you have a

2265
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:33,000
proclivity for the I do the browns I do that's all right you want to do your

2266
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,600
hit list yeah should I take my shirt off yeah

2267
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:41,600
truffle shuffle

2268
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:48,360
oh I'll be the first one in my shirt off in the pod cat yeah I guess you will then

2269
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:56,720
you have to do it every time like yeah yeah okay oh boy I want to thank my

2270
01:15:56,720 --> 01:16:02,680
nephew Alex yeah shout out shorty yeah he's the one who got all this yeah he

2271
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:06,120
showed us how to do all this and shout out to Kiki too man I want to thank you

2272
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:11,080
that's the guy right here man thanks brother he's got us a higher quality

2273
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:16,000
camera I wish you guys the best I hope you guys are six yeah we don't get arrested

2274
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:20,000
for telling stories I don't say yeah I want to all of a sudden you guys and we

2275
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,440
keep videotape needs for YouTube and it'd be like wait a minute after 20 episodes

2276
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:29,760
women you're too moved up yeah 20 episodes ago all right no shirt Nick

2277
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:37,720
man little Nikki the purse Jeff out there in Rockford stony Bobby no filter

2278
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:45,120
Frank my dad of course Joe groucho oh fuck your puppet yeah thank God he's got

2279
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:49,800
that stupid fucking puppet look at his blowing up yeah that's what I'd rather

2280
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:56,440
do than do the podcast Chris out there in Florida oh get better brother Matthew

2281
01:16:56,440 --> 01:17:00,880
you're still there in Florida Florida yeah Florida

2282
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:08,880
Ross down there and fucking the arid zone yeah Davey fucking zodiac mr. Axe

2283
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:17,120
Mary shout out mr. Axe yeah Mary my wife love very nice

2284
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:24,120
harmony my cat Helena another cat is mine that I love very much Sherry love

2285
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:31,840
Jay what's up Jessica what's up Jay see Becky and Tiffany of course the only

2286
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:38,960
fans girls keep sending those nudes to Larry and don't forget Tom's

2287
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:51,800
veterinarian I remember that he fucking I forgot that he started as a

2288
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:58,600
veterinarian I went back to my old show there's a mechanic first well that's

2289
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:01,960
what started out of the mechanic he kind of he kind of worked his way through

2290
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:06,920
veterinary school doing mechanic work that's great and then he came a doctor

2291
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:12,000
get your old checked while you get your warts burned off yeah if you visit a

2292
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:21,200
glory hole now your lips are red and small haha call Tom's free clinic free

2293
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2294
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:34,920
right lugs instead of drugs gold I can see the commercial night especially like

2295
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:38,440
back in the 80s if it was only in the 80s yeah this guy's the best commercial

2296
01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:45,560
dude he's got like a huge beer got I want to thank everyone else for doing oh

2297
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:49,840
yeah everyone out there yeah we love you guys man please like follow subscribe

2298
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:55,120
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2299
01:18:55,120 --> 01:19:01,200
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2300
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:05,240
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2301
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:09,200
and needles you at show it yahoo dot com

2302
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:23,360
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2303
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:31,760
don't forget we got a myspace yeah Larry opening his cheeks like Spice

2304
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:43,000
curls all right cool we all good kid yeah all right you want to do the outro

2305
01:19:43,000 --> 01:20:02,960
here we go peace love you guys like follow subscribe