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Once you're done.

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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needle Show. I'm Larry. I'm Needles.

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And it's real great to be here.

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Gotta say. On this pagan holiday of Halloween.

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Devil's night. I like to call it Horoween.

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Because every lady gets a slug flag fly.

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Hornight. Yeah. It is definitely a horny slug. Slug flag. I went trick-or-treating with my kid earlier.

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And there were some moms and then even though it was shitty out, there were still some moms all

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dalled up. Well they weren't horny up, but they were all dalled up. You know what I mean?

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Like looking for some dick. I don't know. They had their husbands with them. Oh, that well.

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I went with the gang of people. Probably. Oh, oh, oh. I thought you were just talking about people you

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were seeing in the street. No, I went with the gang of people. I see. I see. Probably 12 kids.

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So you were coveting the neighbor's wife. With my eyes. Right. That was a costy in her with my eyes.

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But no, some overdresser of the sultry. Even for having children, which is cool. There were some

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moms walking by. First thing I always do, check their left hand. They ain't got a ring on.

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I mean, you know, she already likes to bang. Yeah. So, you know. Hey, mother, one another.

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So rudimentary. Yeah. But that's all right. It's old school shit.

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So on this devil's night, I was thinking about all the great nights I had in different places,

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and especially Detroit. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it though. Right now because.

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Then why would you bring it up? Well, I mean, I'll bring up another nice little Halloween story.

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So it was probably 1970s. I don't know why you just did that. It really annoys me.

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It's probably 19. Oh, fuck yourself. Okay. It's probably like 1976.

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We wanted to be kissed for Halloween. Little Nikki in the perverts. So the whole band. Yes.

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So Nikki was fucking Paul Stanley. I was ace. And Jeff was the cat Peter Chris.

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What? Who the fuck? Because he was the drummer. It was little Nikki. We were all doing our fucking

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instruments. Of all things, why would you pick a cat? I don't know. That is just a shit right there.

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Well, I think cats are cool. But anyways, that's not but a dude painted like a cat.

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Yeah, kind of weird, man. He was a weirdo. I mean, does he like cats? He must. You don't know

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anything about. I don't know anything about him either. But I do know this one thing. So

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my dad had this friend. He's dead now. That's why I say had and his kid was a couple years younger

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than little Nikki. And so he was little, you know, this kid and he was going to be Gene Simmons.

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That's the other guy, you know, the fourth fucking guy. Yeah. So we all so my mom did our makeup.

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We looked just like kiss with the full makeup and some bullshit black clothes on and shit. And then

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then this kid shows up and we were forced to go trick or treating with him and he shows up and he's

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got the Gene Simmons plastic fucking mask with the rubber band around the back. Right. Can't really

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put makeup on kids, especially make you know, we were I don't think they tested it on animals back

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then. They just let it raw dog right to your face. People are dying from this. Take it off the market.

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But anyway, so yeah, but you could imagine as little kids, we were fucking pissed off that this

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kid had a fucking plastic, just the flat face mask with the rubber band on the back, which made it

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just almost you were almost guaranteed to get hit by a fucking car with those things on. You can't

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you can't see shit. Oh, yeah, you're going to walk into traffic. You made it sound like a car is

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going to drive up the sidewalk. No, no. But I mean, you know, running around house to house,

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you're going to fucking run across the street. Nikki and the purves to protect. I know that

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kid did, but other kids probably got mowed down. Your problem. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny, though.

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Little kiss. Yeah, we were kissed for Halloween. Kissed. I was kissed for Halloween. I don't like

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kiss at all. I know you don't. They don't tickle my fancy that much. Yeah. Well, you know what,

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you're too young. No, I'm not too young. Dude, I liked to kiss when I was in like the third grade.

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Yeah. I loved them. Okay. Are you kidding me? That's a lot about you. Yeah.

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Yeah. It's like gay rock. I was in third fucking grade. I thought it was great, man. They had

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blood and fire. They tried to take their makeup off and people didn't receive it too well. They

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were a failure. You know, it's funny is they had a tour where don't make up free a makeup free tour

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and they played at the Avalon, which was a bar in the city on Belmont. And we played there all

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the time. They played there two days before we played there. And it's a small room like maybe

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holds 300 when it's packed and fucking, you know, a couple years later, they did the

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reunion and put the makeup back on and went on their multi million. Yeah, it's funny, though,

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because people only liked them for the gimmick. So many wigwams and the next shit coffin.

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Like they have everything. Yeah. I mean, they Dracula candles and

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they like board themselves out to the man. But that's all right. They're probably they're probably

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part of some Illuminati cult. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Is that a timer? No, I'm gonna though. Yeah,

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you probably should. That would be good. Oh, they're probably part of the massage. You think

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is Gene Simmons Jewish? Oh, yeah. They're both are. His name is like Jaime, isn't it? Something

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like that. Jaime. Jaime Shekleston. Yeah, something like that. It's a classic. It is. I think it is

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his name. He actually is his name. Something like that. But I think the thing is that he never

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touched booze. His pussy was his thing. Yeah, his booze, no drugs, which his mom took the

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train from the old country to here. Where's the old country and she took a train from the old

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country. Yeah, the one doesn't make any sense when they Biden's gonna build. Oh, well, I mean,

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I think he's got more problems than that. I know. Now we're in two wars just handing money,

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you know, I haven't heard anything too much about Ukraine. They got to vamp that up. Well,

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that's a thing. Because your boy pooh. This is the next thing. Yeah. They're under the next thing.

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Since you were in the fucking Sputnik program. I got the first people in space quote unquote.

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If you want to believe in that. Yeah, but you don't like that. You just started.

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October. Oh, this is October. Hitler had some good ideas. No. That's what they said. October.

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fast. I know. You're still celebrating last month. It's October. Yeah, but today's fucking

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the last day. This is the last day you could wear this motherfucker. Yeah, I just don't want you to

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see. I don't if you start building trains and stuff, I'm gonna get really worried.

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Don't worry. I won't. So, but there's nothing better than I can't wait till tomorrow till

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they come out with like the worst costumes people wore. Yeah, like what were the what were big cases

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this year? All those four chicks that got slashed in Idaho. Oh, yeah, you think someone's dressed

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like them? I don't know. Some thick fuckers. Who knows, man? I've seen probably the one of the

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funniest ones I saw with people were 9 11 and it was a missile flying into it. Nice.

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Now, those are the kind of costumes I'd stand behind. I like that people for some reason,

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Halloween makes people their inhibitions. Yeah, go to nil. Yeah, you know, we're,

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it's like, where else are you going to go to a bar and there's going to be a 300 pound chick

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dressed like a sexy nurse. Yeah, well, where is this place? Check your oil. So, where is this place?

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What's that? Where is this place? Let's go. And he's dive around here to find that. I know.

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Probably right on the corner. This is probably this is I would say this is more of a hornier

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holiday than Valentine's Day. Mm hmm. I think this is definitely that's because it's all mixed up with

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the devil and pagan shit. But hey, you know what, he wants you to fucking want you to what?

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To be debauchery isn't fucking nothing wrong with that. How come everything that's so fun,

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you can't have fun doing? What do you mean? Like, if it's so fun, without repercussions,

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you can't just adulter and do all these things without no repercussions. That's how it works,

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man. But people do it. The more fun it is, the more the repercussions are. Yeah, usually. I mean,

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just like people say that they could do drugs with no repercussions. And oh, yeah, everybody would

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be right. Yeah, who wouldn't? A lot of people, but part of the repercussions actually on the

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some of the drugs are actually the high themselves itself. You know what I mean? We're getting it.

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The actual high itself is the repercussions. Actually, the calm down and what you do is

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the repercussion that to that's what I think. And also how you procure your money.

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That too. And most people don't do it. I faceted. Most people don't do it in an honest way when

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they're on drugs. Well, at first, they start. Yeah. And then it starts out honest, you can turn more

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of a degenerate. Yeah. And one degenerate thing makes the next degenerate thing seem like nothing.

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Well, then you start hanging out with more degenerates. And then now you're in a gang of degenerates.

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And then you're like, wow, there's no shortage of degenerates. No, there's no shortage. Yeah,

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debauchery, anything that lustfulness. By the way, oh, yeah, if you get a if you get any veterinarian

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work done on your animal and some car servicing done on the same day at Tom's free clinic,

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you will receive a free crack baby mobile. So just this week only until the end until the end of

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the September 7 September, September, October, November 7. What are you talking about?

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Well, seriously, just say that. I thought you were joking. No, November 7. Just one week,

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starting tomorrow. I think we should just end it till this week. I mean, those things are going to

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go like hotcakes. And man, well, while supplies, while supplies last, it's not like, you know,

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we have millions of them. While supplies last. Okay, well, the deal's already over and ended

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September. No, no, no, I meant to say November. I know I understand. I forgot this was October

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after we just got done with that big October fest fucking thing. Sorry, I didn't mean to jar you.

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What do your medals mean? I wish you would have. Oh, man. Let's see. It looks like you're an art.

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I got a brush up on my one star general in the rush. Yeah, I believe so. Okay. So Larry's a one

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star general in the Russian army. The coolest one is the one with the space shit on it. We

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should have looked this up before. I was a parachuter, paratrooper, paratrooper.

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Astronaut cosmonaut. I was a cosmonaut gave birth to lizard people. Hell, that's what that means.

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You can still see the umbilical cord. That's the country. That's the town I come from. I mean,

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now you just got a big red star. Where'd you get these medals from? I got these a long time ago.

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Okay, from one of our listeners actually. Really? Mr. X gave me this. Oh, nice. Yes,

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and you know what he did? The whole jacket with the pins? With the pants too. Yeah. Oh, yeah,

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you didn't wear the pins. The pins were like in bags and he said, here, put this shit on here.

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And then he fucking gives me this and I put it online. And then he comes out and then he comes

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out of the bathroom wearing like an even fancier one like a suit jacket. Dude, you guys were cosplaying

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Russian soldiers? Well, I don't know. We were maybe going somewhere and it was like... Is this how

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the butt stuff started? I don't know. Is that what you do? No, I mean, it sounds like the beginning

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of a gay porno. No, I think we were going somewhere. We were going somewhere dressed like this?

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Yeah, and he's here wearing this Russian uniform and he's like, you can keep it. And I was like,

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oh, wow, thanks. You got to ask him where he got those medals from. And he had a whole bunch

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of medals too for his own. I want to look them up for next week. Even each button has a little

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star with a sickle and a hammer inside. Really? Yeah, man. This thing has a lot of fucking detail.

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That's really... And you know what? It's really old and I was looking at the material and I was

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telling my wife, my wife, very nice. I was telling my wife how nice the material is and I'm like,

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they don't make shit like this anymore. This fucking shit. It repels blood. Yeah, I'm sure it does.

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Christian blood. Probably repels some smaller caliber bullets. I mean, it's pretty fucking heavy

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duty. Okay, put it on. Yeah, you put it on. You keep it on. But that medal with the... I mean,

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it's just very... So they keep on dangling and they keep on dangling. And I have a little pin with...

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I love how that one's safety pin. That's Vladimir Lenin. And I have a little round globe

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acrylic like pin. Still globe? No, it's like a half globe. Round face. Like his face is inside

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of a half of a marble. Yeah. Lenin's. Okay. And then I got this patch. Pretty dope. I see it. I said

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the one with the safety pins on it. You don't know the meaning of any of these. No. Poor Mr. X

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is pulling his hair out right now. I know. I know. I'm probably gonna get a vicious email. That's...

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I mean, oh, did you want to read... Someone wrote us a letter. Yeah. You want to read just a snippet

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of it? Is it time for... No, someone wrote us an email. So we wanted to... We said we'd read it

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because it's silly. Yeah, but I thought I got rid of it because you said, fuck it, we're not gonna

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do that. Oh. You said, oh, that's old hat. Let me see if... Well, not all of it was. Let me see if

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I erased it. And I didn't say it was old hat. Oh, I did say it was old hat. Yeah. I'm just not into

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vaccines that much. I know they're bad for you. That's all I really need to know. Mr. X tells me

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what the... He gives me the news and all that shit. Yeah. Was there something good in there or no?

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Well, it's long. And I mean, you know, you just can't... Okay, no, then that's fine.

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My bad. I apologize for that. It's all right. It's just saying, you know,

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how bad shit really is. And it's pretty loud, but... We know how bad shit is. I mean,

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do you really think that it's getting better? Yeah. All I see on my news feed is how we're

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bombing Gaza, bombing Gaza, so many bombing us. We're bombing them back. I'm so sick of this fucking

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shit. All right. Well, now we have ourselves a real war. Yeah. And this is what everybody seems

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like they wanted. Speaking of wars, it was 80 years ago yesterday. And I wish I would have

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mentioned this on yesterday's edition of the show, because we had our little short fucking

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podcast. Well, we just had a starter. Yeah. But anyways, on October 30th, which was yesterday, night...

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Oh, man, what the fuck, man? That's my wife getting some kind of phone call or some bullshit.

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This is her... We're using her computer. What the fuck? If she gets out of the phone,

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if she talks through it, that's the funniest thing ever. You know what? It's gonna ring and ring.

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We're still learning. Because she's fucking sleeping. She's not gonna answer it.

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Oh, man. We're real. I gotta figure out how to disconnect that. We gotta figure that out pretty

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good. I mean, now... Well, keep on going. So anyways, the radio play War of the Worlds,

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Sarring Orson Welles aired on CBS, you know, 1938, 80 years ago.

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And that caused chaos and panic. Well, yeah, using fake news bulletins and simulated on-scene

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reports to portray an invasion by Martians. The broadcast sparked panic among listeners who

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thought the dramatized events were authentic. Well, you know, the thing is, is that's the same

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thing they're doing to us now, man. Fake news bulletins, simulated on-scene reports.

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Okay. They do a lot of... It's not even real. It just shows...

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This wasn't real, but that's exactly what they still do. They, you know, saw the cause and

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effect. I think the media pits us against you. And here's the other thing about this War of

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the Worlds bullshit. People think like everybody went into a fucking tizzy or a panic. He was doing

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this radio broadcast out of a station in New York, out of CBS, you know, and somewhere on

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Broadway or something and fucking... He was using streets and towns and landmarks of a little town

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in New Jersey that was close by. So the people in that actual town were like, what the fuck is

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going on? But when they went outside and saw that nothing was going on, they knew that it was bullshit.

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So they didn't get into... It's a great panic. Yeah, but it didn't... It didn't cause as much of a

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fucking panic as they say it does now 80 years later. Yeah, but people still did freak out.

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They did. I mean, come on, they threw aliens at us and everybody just bad on eyelash. Like,

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all right, cool. What's next? They're like, we see people getting murdered over here and...

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Well, that's because we're... Take back and shit like that.

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Yeah, because you're inundated with so much bullshit. That's like...

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I mean, fuck, when we only had a couple of channels on the TV before cable, we got by.

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Yeah. We didn't have to be completely... Our sets were flooded. I remember visiting my aunt and uncle

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out in Los Angeles when we were kids, you know, and they had cable and it was like, wow, holy fuck,

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man. Wow, this is some really cool shit, you know. Uh-huh. And? It was freaky. Seen cable? Yeah.

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Well, just having more channels and different shit to watch. That's all. Yeah, but back then,

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you know what though? It didn't have commercials on it. Now we fucking pay for it and they fucking

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stick it to you with the commercial as well. We were talking about that Caps episode. How long

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was it? 22 minutes? 21 minutes? Yeah, 20 minutes. Something like that. Isn't that double dipping?

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No. Paying for the fucking channel and then also... It's what a brain watching the commercial.

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It's like the lowest form of like MK Ultra. It is bullshit. It's well, they want... Shoot,

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we were talking about this how our fucking data is worth more than we are as human beings.

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Yeah, well... Think about it, they can make a million dollars off a year off our data.

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If somebody's only making 30,000, 40,000 dollars a year, that's crazy. Yeah. If you want to put a

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monetary price on a human being... Oh yeah, think about it, people are... If that's the kind of

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fucking person you are, you're that kind of guy, huh? Yeah, but hanging out with my friend,

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uh, Schlomo. And uh, what do you call... So I mean, if you think about that, like when I use my uh,

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Jesus Larry... Oh, you took my fucking lighter that I took off the baby thing. Also, I want to

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point out that the lighters are removable. So you could, you know, take them off, put them on at will.

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It's a good, it's a good thing. Fuck you, maybe this is my train of thought.

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Oh, what the fuck was that? Aw man. What are we talking about? Oh, this is great. It must have been bullshit.

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Oh, about your data. Yeah. I'm using my, it's like when I'm using my uh, navigation and shit,

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I'll stop at a stoplight and it's like Wendy's, McDonald's, like they're literally just you,

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selling your data as you go along to these companies. Well, they're just picking up on your

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signal, man. Yeah, they're following you around and then those companies are right on it and

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everybody's fucking... Everybody, since the Patriot Act after 9-11, they never really looked back.

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No. I mean, I don't even think that there's government psyopsis anymore. I think that it's

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more like uh, homegrown shit. And seeing that. Or like people that are like uh, what do you call it?

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And the thing is, the Patriot Act is so brutal because they pulled that shit on us and it was

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without saying, without us having a choice, but with everybody vehemently agreeing because we

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thought that we were in trouble. When the whole time that they knew they'd been, again, I can't

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say the fucking name, Osama bin Laden didn't... Osama bin Hooten, is that what you said yesterday?

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Osama bin Laden. How can you not say Osama bin Laden? Osama bin Laden did not fucking... We did a whole

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episode on 9-11. I know, I know. But you know that he wasn't responsible. If you listen to our

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episode at all, people, go back and listen. And you know, anybody that knows anything knows that.

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What's that? That he didn't do it. Well, you know what? People are gonna believe what...

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Some people want to find the truth out and some people don't. Some people are just content being

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lemmings and just being fed shit and you're gonna eat bugs. So, but here's the thing, they took away

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money away. They took away our rights on a lie and they knew it. I mean, as the country got

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worse and we didn't know it until later is the problem. Well, we keep on just losing our rights

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every year. That's the problem. Soon we're gonna have no fucking rights. And there's nothing good

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with the comes out of that. Just another communist state working for the man. Because that's all

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we're doing right now. We're just working for other countries giving our money away. Here you go.

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Take my shit. But what we're doing as Democrats, we're saying is that we reinvest that money into

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American companies and then we send the equipment out to them. Okay, well, then why are you leaving

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it behind? How about you take it? Right. I'm gonna fucks our Black Hawk helicopter in our Humvee.

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I want an armoured personnel carrier. Armoured. Yeah, it would be cool to have like a bear cat

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parked in the driveway. Yeah. I mean, fuck. We're paying for this shit. What are they just leaving

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it there? A little 50 cal gun coming off the fucking hood. I mean, I understand the shipping

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cost is egregious, but we're the we're a suit. Here's the thing, though.

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They're willing to fucking spend billions and billions. I like that the people that were stuck

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in Israel. If you were an illegal immigrant wanting to come here or some kind of fucking whack job,

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come on over for free. We'll pay for the fucking flight. We'll have the taxpayers pay for everything,

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buddy. We'll give you a monthly salary, everything. But if you were an American citizen,

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stuck in Israel, sorry, can't do nothing for you. Yeah, you had to pay for your own flight.

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Not right now. Maybe not now, but in the beginning, that's what it was. Really do a birthright.

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They were making you had to pay back. If you get a flight from these fucking from the United

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States government, you have to pay them back for the flight. Okay, and? That's fucked up.

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While they'll fly every fucking illegal immigrant all over the fucking place. I mean,

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I do really want to talk about immigration. No, no, I'm we all know. I'm just saying that's

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fucked up. They got the backs of people of who knows who, but they don't get the backs of the

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fucking US citizens. But the funny thing is, is all kind of crazy back to the shit and voted

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for these people now are like, I love those videos when they go up to the people and they're like,

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Hey, we have these three illegals with us. Can they come and stay with you?

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No, no, you know what I mean? Like, oh, I know, it's like, okay, well,

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are they just asking when they're on the street? And I'm like, oh, I don't have enough room for

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them. Well, why the fuck do we as a country anyone that said anyone that had one of those

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yellow hope is alive signs in their fucking yard? You know, like,

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a sign that's a fucking virtue signaling to show Democrats live in this house and we're hard

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lefties and, you know, hope is alive. Where where is you never seen that fucking maybe I have in

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passing. But yeah, that's all it's a little sign, dude. It looks like, you know, a lot smaller than

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a vote for me sign, but it's a little plastic sign. What a sign is. That's all brother. Jesus,

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lay off the chiba and all of those people that have any kind of little yellow sign that says

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hope or anything like that in their yard, you know, suspect, they should have to take a immigrant

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or two. Okay, maybe a whole family, maybe a whole family. Yeah, if they have a spare room. I mean,

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we live in this country. So we're kind of accountable for them.

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I'm not. Well, I'm not accountable for what I do. You don't work your sugar baby. So you're not

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paying taxes. Oh, come on. Fuck you. Well, you're not. I mean, that's the truth. Sugar baby summer

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is over. Now it's sugar baby snow. That's all right. Snowing like a bitch today. Yeah, but

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hey, man, I know where it's still I mean, if they keep on letting these people the funny thing is

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now these places these what what they call them safe cities or 15 minute cities? No, no, no, no,

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sanctuary city, sanctuary. Yeah, where they were Chicago is one. Like we can't handle course. We

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are. It's like, okay, well, then the government just has no it's like there's no communication

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between what here's the thing when they said when they said, you know, okay, 10 years ago,

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when all these democratic places said sanctuary city, they were talking about the people that were

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already here. And don't take them and drag them out. They weren't talking about flood the fucking

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system and bring as many motherfuckers as you could possibly fucking bring over. But they're

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letting it happen. It's like, what do you want to do? No, they tell these people what are you

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going to do government agencies tell their subordinates to stand down and just let people

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walk you know what I mean, without any repercussions, no checking of anything. Like I know they get

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some I'm not going to stand down. Huh? I'm never standing down to who anything. Well, I mean,

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is that the hill you're going to die on? And that's a hill you're gonna be. I respect that

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somebody's gonna die somewhere. Huh? You're gonna die in some way. No, the Buddha on my neck. I'm

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happy with that. Yeah, me too. Because the way that this thing, this buffoon is taking us as the

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World War three. Yeah. I like my life. It's cool, man. Yeah. I don't want to be we have a great

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life and everybody thinks we don't know. So we're gonna need those fake fucking start fucking thrown

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rocks in the middle. You're gonna have to get one of those fake spacesuits to save you from the

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nuclear fucking fallout and blast and I don't want to be alive after that. I still have my

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I want to die. I still have my cosmonaut suit. I don't I don't want to live you want to live in

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an apocalypse. No, a nuclear apocalypse. Did people are safe in their bunkers? No, not at all.

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But people in Japan live done. Well, yeah, nuclear apocalypse. You're not gonna buy the whole

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world at one time. We're talking multiple. I mean, and we're in the range of it too.

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So say la vie. Okay. Just gotta write it out, right? Don't have any saying it just start.

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Well, the best possible another war was the best possible place to be is have that motherfucker

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land right on you. Why? I want to be in the radius. I just evaporate. That's what I'm talking about.

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Don't land on me. You got to be in the radius. Well, you'll be in the radius when it fucking goes

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off. Yeah, that's what I just said. I don't think it goes off on the ground. But you know, it goes

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above the ground. It explodes above the ground. That's what I'm saying. You want that thing to

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be right there. You want to be right there. You don't want to live past that. Never watch

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a video of that. It's crazy. Oh, yeah, man. That is not a radiation poisoning is not the way to go.

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I mean, look at your look at your friends and Mother Russia. They love the poison people that

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is their forte uranium, uranium poison is a nice one. Yeah, like they've got a bunch of guys.

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They don't really care about that shit. And everybody knows who it is once they get point.

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I mean, right, some guy got poisoned in Russia. Oh, I got poisoned in England. Wasn't it or

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Belgium? Yeah. And fuck you think it was. It's funny. How about the one guy when they

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he might have been a spy? I don't know if it was or not. And they they accuse them of it though.

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Or maybe he was a newspaper reporter. I can't quite remember. But they poisoned him and his daughter.

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How long ago was this shit that we recently know this we were on tour in Europe. So sometime between

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it was probably like 2010. Okay, something like that. So they probably I've known two more point

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three more poisonings. One was like a lexie something. Then they got another guy and his

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daughter. Maybe that's what I'm talking about. Maybe that was recent. Okay, well,

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you know, usually the daughter is an important in those Russian spy things in those Russian,

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the gulag. And no, in those Russian, you know, those type of people that do spy type shit,

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like a honeypot. Well, their daughters are very important tool. Yes, exactly. They use the daughter.

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Well, she's brought up in that lifestyle and she's already a badass hardcore fucking. Yeah,

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she's bred for that. By the time she's seven, she's already spying.

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They really don't. I know a lot of I've been reading a lot of funny things that Putin's

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dead that he had a heart attack. Yeah, have you seen that? God forbid no, I didn't.

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I mean, I would vote for him right now. Man, you have to wear a red armband

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and solidarity with your brethren and comrades. Why are they sad? Did he die really? No, I was

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just reading some stuff about it. I think it's so funny. Like who knows what's real and who's not.

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Yeah, there's so much bullshit. I just read a news. You know how many times I've heard that Putin was

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dead and they had cancer and he had a heart attack and all these different things. It's just funny,

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though. Yeah, that like people people just make fake news just to put it out there and like like

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get us to talk about. But I think it's funny. Everybody I know I was everybody out there should

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say a little prayer for Vlad. If he dies, there's guys I'm going to cry. Man, I'm putting usually

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I'm gonna get you sent to Russia. I'm gonna call it Homeland Security on you. We're gonna take a

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screenshot of this and we're gonna send it right to him, which is very funny, especially Homeland

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Security will probably fucking come and give me a job because they're like, oh, he's already a fucking

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star painting. He already likes communism. He'll be right along with our program. Perfect for you.

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Yeah, they'll be like, just give him a different paper clip. Are you good with numbers or chemicals?

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Exactly. I'll say yes, yes and yes. Yeah, because that's all you're gonna learn to say from that

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point on. Yes, sir. The communist regime takes over and makes you start nailing bullets together

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by hand. That's all I see is like a Russian sweatshop. Do's are like swinging hammers. No,

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they got technology and shit. I like old CCCP dude when I was in the hammers. Cool. We were in

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Poland and you know, you're driving around the country and shit backwards. No, no, when you drive,

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say like you're driving around the United States and you're going out in the farmland and you see

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the rows of whatever it is that they're planted and there's all these rows and they're perfectly

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straight. And I was in Poland and I'm looking at the little field and the first of all the fields

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are a lot smaller. I saw one armed guy in a tree and it was all and so I waved to him and he fell

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and I'm looking at the field and the lines are all cook it every line and they're not like together

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either they're each one and they're all done separately and I looked they all know they all

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know the dude was fucking using a horse with a plow man like green anchors with one fucking thing

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with one row at a time. Yeah, I was like wow man that must take a lot of fucking time to do that.

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Yeah, it sounds like it. Yeah, you're really relying on this animal and I don't even think it was a

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horse that might have been like a fucking donkey. Yeah, yeah.

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And I was just like wow man. It was wild and you know what in every every little field was

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those crooked ass fucking lines all over the place. You're just having to live with yourself

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with your memories and your mind and that's it. What else do you have man? Huh? Well you have

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telephones and TV and all this other shit just like just being stuck out there. Oh just because

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they got cell phones and shit too just because they're plowing the field without a machine

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doesn't mean they don't have a cell phone. I'm not talking about them Larry I'm just saying

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living off the grid. Yeah, is that the ultimate goal of anyone or is it people destined to be

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stuck in these suburban hell holes? I don't think it's anybody's fucking goal. First of all all the

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kids today man their fucking main goal is to be a tiktok star or be an only fan tour or fucking

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yeah you know what I mean they think they're gonna be millionaires from

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showing their clothes or putting on makeup or whatever the fuck it is. Shaking your ass in front

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of the camera. Yeah, shaking your ass in front of the camera. And so you know and then yeah and then

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it just degenerates further and further but kids actually don't do anything make videos and think

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they're gonna be millionaires. They try to monetize them. But every single fucking person is trying

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to do that. There's billions of people trying to do that. You know I learned a long time ago to

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just say fuck it who cares you gotta approach it like the punk rock. Oh Larry's philosophy corner.

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You can't begin it for the money or else. But that's what the stage of our society is in right now.

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I know. Like we're into this technical and digital age. That's why they're never gonna go anywhere

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or have any enjoyment or succeeded anything else besides that because when they don't you know when

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one of the million kids that becomes the millionaire okay great for him or her but how about

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the other you know 999,000. Yeah and you have to sustain it. You have to do like I was watching

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this thing about these only fans models what they have to do to stay relevant. Yeah it's a full-time

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job pictures all day videos like talking to people like it just sounds I mean it's like look at how

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lazy we are with this. We tweet like a couple times here and there you know a few times a week

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maybe five times a week three times in one day and then we don't do it for a couple days and then

365
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:03,680
yeah no I understand that. You know when you're doing that you have to be consumed with that and

366
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,960
therefore you have no other skills other than maybe teaching people how to do that. Not alone

367
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:14,400
people on the internet. And that would be where the real money is is to teach people how to do that

368
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:22,800
like what my nephew how to stay relevant. Oh man it sounds like a horrible existence. But that would

369
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,280
be like the only person that makes money like in the old days at the gig. It's like a pimp. The only

370
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:32,240
guy that made money was the guy that came with the PA they'd say well you know the PA rental was like

371
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:38,160
300 bucks you know I'm talking back in like 1980. How did we get to this point? Well I'm just saying

372
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:49,120
that's the same thing we're doing now with that. With what? Forget it. Moron. That's a new purpose.

373
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:56,800
Fucking doofus. What a doofus. This like now you know what the nice thing about the video

374
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,440
I don't expect is that I could see what a doofus looks like. This fucking doof.

375
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,920
I need this. This is a special needs helmet. Yeah he doesn't wear that. That helmet is not for fun.

376
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:14,000
No it's a medical. He's got a medical helmet. I remember when I was a kid in little league

377
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,560
in this kid he had a helmet that he had to wear like the batting helmet even when he was in the

378
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:24,080
outfield all this shit. And I was like why does he have to wear the helmet? And the coach tells me

379
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:32,960
he's got a plate in his head. And I'm thinking well I didn't you know I was so young I'm thinking

380
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:39,200
like a plate. Like a dish plate. Yeah like a dinner plate. Like how does he have a plate in his head?

381
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,880
Now I just never asked any questions. I was just like okay. So do you wear a helmet everywhere?

382
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:48,080
No just when we were playing baseball. Could you use a microwave around him? I have no idea.

383
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:53,040
I didn't know the kid other than he was on little league with me. Like in headaches when he could

384
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,720
take it. I was never on the same team as him. But I asked about it. Let him plate in his head.

385
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:03,040
Yeah. Do you have to I don't. And then I remember asking my mom and dad hey have you ever heard of

386
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,680
anyone having a plate in their head and my dad's like oh yeah. And so I'm thinking what the fuck the

387
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:12,320
kid has a plate in his head. I wonder how that goes. They have to like cut your head open again

388
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,840
and redo the plate because when you grow. I don't know man. It's fucked up brother. If you grow

389
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:22,640
then you're gonna have to probably. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Like you're gonna have to compensate for

390
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:31,520
this kid was like. Had he did have an oversized melon. Like he. He just realized. Yeah. Now

391
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:37,040
no I didn't just realize this but he probably did grow further from that. It made him look like a

392
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:44,880
bobblehead doll. Yeah he did. It looked like fucking Ron Santo fucking Biblehead. Yeah he looked

393
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:52,880
like Stewie. Oh what was his name. I don't remember his fucking name. Good old oblong head. Yeah. Good

394
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:58,320
old oblong. We call him. I be. Probably shouldn't have been playing baseball. If you gotta wear a

395
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:05,440
helmet. That's why I. Understand that. Even in the outfield if he gets dunked on the head. Yeah.

396
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:10,800
What happened. You know what this kid was good. He was the fucking pitcher. I don't. Yeah. I don't

397
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:15,280
switch if it hits you in the plate. He could fire it in faster than a grown adult. We were like

398
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:20,560
fucking eight years old. Every once in a while he bit you. That's all right. They'd have to get the

399
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:27,200
stick out. Down boy. Get away. That's all right. He's got a plate in his head. Exactly. So he's kind

400
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,480
of. You understand though. Yeah I don't understand but I really don't understand. When I was a kid

401
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:39,280
I was just fucking blown fucking away. A plate in his head. What the fuck is it. I'm thinking it

402
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:44,800
must be like a saucer like a tea saucer. It can't possibly be a full size plate.

403
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,400
And I was thinking maybe they took a piece of the plate and then my parents you know they don't

404
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,440
explain any further. I'm like have you ever heard of anyone have a plate. Oh yeah. And then that's

405
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:01,120
it. They don't say you know it's not a regular. Yeah like you would tell your son you know son

406
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:07,120
it's not a regular plate. It's that's what they call it. A metal plate. Yeah more fathomable. Yeah.

407
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:14,320
You understand right. Now I get it. Yeah Jesus let me see that joint please.

408
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,280
Just look at that thing. What the heck. It's fucking stellar.

409
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,080
Yeah don't forget about those lighters at times y'all.

410
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:34,960
Wow. So anything happen.

411
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:41,040
That was exciting. While you were fucking trick or treating today. No not at all. No.

412
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,880
Just that it's very pagan as a maleal kid. Yeah I didn't participate in the devil.

413
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:51,520
People with blood on their face. Yeah. Yeah. When we came out. I understand for little kids it's

414
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:56,880
cool. It's funny. We were coming out of Walgreens that kid that very Luciferian. Yes that kid that

415
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:03,040
was like a grown adult. Well actually he was bigger than us with the clown makeup looked a little bit

416
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:07,920
like the Warriors. I don't understand. Clockwork Orange or something. This is like this is some

417
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:13,840
people the most special day. They love this fucking day. Like I think this is the day brother. I just

418
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:20,240
don't understand it. I really don't. I mean this is the day to pray everybody. Everybody that fucking

419
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:25,600
cares. If I work with you I don't need to see you in a fucking clown costume. That's the truth.

420
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:31,200
Unless you're dressed like a sexy cop or a sexy nurse and you're not a dude. Right. I'm cool with

421
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:38,400
that. But anything else besides that grown dude dressed like you know what I saw a lot of. You

422
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,960
don't want to go to Boys Town on Halloween. Couples costumes really make me want to punch

423
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:50,320
someone. Yeah. They really do. Yeah. Oh you love each other so fucking much. Yeah piss off. Yeah.

424
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:55,040
Well get out of here with that shit. Yeah. But I'm not that I couldn't agree more. I'm not that

425
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:59,440
type of person though. There's people like that. I didn't dress up for Halloween much past the

426
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:04,800
fucking phase of trick or treating and then even at the end of still trick or treating like

427
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:11,680
going around with no costume. Yeah. And most people gave you candy still but some people

428
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:15,520
would be like you don't have a costume kid. Get the fuck out of here. They would say that. Yeah.

429
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:20,400
And not give you any candy. And then you'd egg their house and slash your tires. Yeah.

430
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:25,600
We'd break their windows. We were in little Nikki. I thought you only said you did businesses in

431
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:31,040
school. Oh yeah. Yeah. Not on Halloween though. That was open. That was like you were in a devil's

432
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,040
night. Halloween was fucking open season. Oh my gosh. Exactly. We didn't know any better man.

433
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:41,680
We were dummies. Yeah. I mean it really does transpire in a lot of ways doesn't it. Yeah.

434
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,240
But some people like we were talking about some people this is their whole existences today.

435
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,200
I knew some people that love their house was like all Halloween all year round.

436
00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:06,800
Anton LeVay the writer of the satanic Bible says I'm fine right now. He said he was glad that there

437
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:14,960
was one at least one day a year that Christian parents let their kids worship the devil. Okay.

438
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:21,040
That was his take on Halloween. Well I don't know how this is the night man. You know what's weird.

439
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:27,760
I was in when we were in Walgreens getting that beer and shit. I was looking at the magazine rack

440
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:44,880
and they had the exorcist witches. Night of the Living Dead. Eight different magazines. I thought

441
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:50,240
I'd be able to remember the names. But well this was eight different fucking satanic fucking magazines.

442
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:59,360
Oh hauntings haunted houses all this shit. And I'm thinking wow look at this. There's eight rags

443
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:04,320
and I know it's Halloween time and shit but man they really really really want to push that shit

444
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:08,960
and they make it feel they want you to feel like it's not a big thing. They want you to think that

445
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:16,320
it's no big deal. But the truth is is the truth Larry. It is a big deal man. It's fucking who.

446
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:24,720
It's a big deal if you don't want to fucking burn brother. It should be a big deal to you but if you

447
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:29,920
don't care you know you think you're gonna. No no I know I know. But that's what they do to the kids

448
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:34,960
though and they desensitize them and they make them think cool and they were you know oh look cool

449
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:40,800
the exorcist. Ha ha ha they laugh they think it's just a movie. I mean but people do get fucking

450
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:48,560
uh fucking possessed and shit and shit like that. Yeah they do they do. I don't really I don't I don't

451
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:55,680
see the connection between a little kid uh. No it just eases it just eases it in it makes it more

452
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:01,920
accessible to them. Yeah it's a grooming thing. It makes it more accessible to them when they get

453
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:07,280
older. Let me tell you to become that slutty nurse or that fucking. Everything accessible. You know

454
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:13,040
chainsaw massacre. Kids don't need help. Everything is accessible. They don't need help. Man video

455
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,280
games are crazy still. But I'm telling you they're helping them along like a motherfucker with this

456
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:23,520
shit. Excellency on the other day push. I mean just think about it Halloween is just a fucking

457
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:31,280
made up day. You know what I mean it's not it has no significant value to anybody. The only people

458
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:36,960
that are making people give this just you know what I was thinking about this. No listen I was thinking

459
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:43,600
about this. They make rubber masks. The only country and the fattest country and we give one day where

460
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:50,160
we give candy to children. That's it bro. Isn't that crazy. Okay so my kid comes up to me and I have

461
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:56,480
he's got like a big pumpkin big ass pumpkin and I got a plastic bag like a you know just like a

462
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:01,840
plague bag from the grocery store. Right. And he just dumps it all in there and it fills the whole plastic bag

463
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:07,680
and it's like huge candy bars king size candy bars and shit and he doesn't eat that much sugar but

464
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:14,240
I'm like holy shit man look at this week he does. There's like five pounds of candy in one's

465
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:19,200
fucking bag. You didn't bring none motherfucker. I don't eat that shit. What about me bitch. I don't

466
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:26,320
care about you. You're a fucking jag off. See that's why this guy out right now. People I am America

467
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:31,360
will stand against Russia. Here's the thing man you gotta know that. What's that. What tell me what I gotta know.

468
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:36,480
No I'm telling you. You already know. Yeah why don't you stand in the Russian accent. I'm telling the people out there.

469
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:41,920
I will put you in an arm bottle. This fucking guy man. Oh okay now you're gonna talk shit about America.

470
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:50,880
Turn into a weird debate all of a sudden. It's like the Rocky movie you got that fucking hat on.

471
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:55,040
From the people to the people for the people. I got the Russian thing. That's what I was saying.

472
00:46:55,040 --> 00:47:01,840
I didn't see the movie but I saw like commercials. Is she Rocky? I saw the first one. Oh okay well

473
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,440
you didn't really miss in anything. Yeah I saw the first one in the movie theater.

474
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:11,280
And then I might have saw the one with Mr. T because some girlfriend had some videotape maybe

475
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:17,520
and we watched it as kids. I'm sure it wasn't her and a black guy. Yeah maybe and other than that man

476
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:27,120
I never got into Rocky. It's very cheesy right? Yeah it's fake as fuck. Well now I mean back then it was cutting edge.

477
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:34,000
I think he sold everything he had sold his dog to make the script and then. He did for real in real life.

478
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,440
Yeah and then like wow I think he made a porno too.

479
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:47,200
But. Doesn't everybody. I have. Have you. No. Okay that didn't sound too reassuring

480
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:52,960
the way he said that. Yeah let me have some more alcohol. No I haven't. What did you say now?

481
00:47:54,400 --> 00:48:00,480
No that's you know what I that always seems to go to. Was that Mary calling me? No I'm kidding.

482
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:06,800
Remember when they used to have in Playboy like some chick would get into a scandal and then she'd

483
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:11,840
pose in Playboy or like Hustler or something. Well no here's what happened. Jessica Han did it.

484
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:18,160
She'd had with Jim Baker. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. And then there was um fuck.

485
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:22,320
There's been a bunch. I just can't say I'm stoned right now so I can't think. I remember back in the

486
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:32,480
day that Larry Flint you know. God rest his soul. RIP Larry Flint. RIP Larry Flint would offer all the

487
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:39,120
time. He was a real American. Yes he was and here's how American he was. He would put in ads and full

488
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:46,720
page ads in Hustler. Did he try to get the tapes the sex tapes from someone? I'm sorry I didn't mean to

489
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:53,360
interrupt you. Okay well here's what he did. He would put in full page things saying that he was

490
00:48:53,360 --> 00:49:00,800
offering a million dollars and then he would up the price five million dollars whatever to get

491
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:08,640
Jacky O to come in and do a thing and then somebody I think it was in Hustler. Finally they did

492
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:14,880
the first lady at this point. No it was after but you know they they thought she was hot I guess

493
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:21,680
and she was you know whatever. She was okay for back then. Yeah she was no um Brigitte Bardot. No

494
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:27,680
she was no what's Trump's wife you know whatever. Ivanka Trump. No I think that's his daughter but

495
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:34,400
yeah I take his daughter too though she's beautiful too. You're just saying. I mean you're like the

496
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:39,600
this is your brain on drugs commercial. So here's but here's what they did then a couple years later

497
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:48,560
after you know a few years of them putting those ads like that somebody did collect the money and got

498
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:56,640
naked pictures of her. Really? Gallivanting around and some yacht from far away with a

499
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:04,800
telephoto lens but she was bush bush tits everything. What a creep dude to go through this. Yeah I mean

500
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:10,720
and they published these motherfuckers in Hustler. He must have had a lens that was 10 feet long.

501
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:17,760
That was in the middle of the she's in an international war. Right exactly. Jesus. Yeah yeah.

502
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,160
You know what the distance of people go. And so I remember looking at the pictures when I was a

503
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:26,720
kid and I didn't even know who the fuck she was you know because I'm like who the fuck is Jackie

504
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:32,080
Oh and then my dad explained to me see that was Kennedy's wife and I'm like who the fuck was Kennedy.

505
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:36,320
No man. Because I was you know I got killed by the government. But he but you know what it was

506
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:42,560
before I was born so I really didn't they didn't talk about Kennedy daily like they do now it wasn't

507
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:49,280
like at least not to kids it wasn't conspiracy theories fly and left right and center like it

508
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:55,440
is today with the computer and shit. Well I didn't know until later like until I saw that

509
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:01,840
hustler who can't he wasn't and then my dad explained who Kennedy was to me. Yeah I mean like I said

510
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:07,760
and they did a real a real low life man. Yeah you're just chasing her down just trying to catch her

511
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:13,280
naked like well here's the thing you probably just stumbled on her this low life. I don't know about

512
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:21,120
he's probably no this hit your mic. Listen though this guy's probably doing it to every boat he sees.

513
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:26,560
I mean this guy's got to put a trailer on his lens. Actually they make I mean imagine that

514
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:34,320
yeah but he probably doesn't set to every boat he sees. But you know yeah those paparazzi guys

515
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,400
they know the right boat and they're like oh that boat just took off out of the harbor that

516
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:44,560
it. Well yeah they're paying. I can't think of his fucking name but oh the fucking off. Something

517
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:51,520
onassus was the fucking oil tycoon that she married after Kennedy. Yeah that's why they called her

518
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:58,320
Jackie because it was Jackie Kennedy onassus. I thought he did shipping. He wasn't shipping guy

519
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:05,200
but he also had a badass yacht where his bitch gallivanted around naked. I don't know. That's

520
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:11,440
what it was in Hustler. I mean I wouldn't want to chase Larry Flint in print in all lives. The

521
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:16,320
photographers they take like upskirt shots of like celebrities they wait for him to get out of the car

522
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:27,920
and get the right. That sounds like a great job. Those are the best. Let me tell you. I still want to get Larry Jones

523
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:37,440
photographer. Larry and he's a shoe cam. He also takes pictures. You gotta walk around.

524
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:50,640
It's a big yeah right. It's got a big. A big long bicycle cable like a break cable. Yeah it's running

525
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:57,840
through your jeans. It just comes out right here. It looks more like a pervert. You with your hand in

526
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:03,760
your shirt or the flash going off and the women changing. Actually you would be more of a guy

527
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:08,080
faster guy. You could stick your foot right under the door. Yeah just do it with the back of the

528
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:22,640
toilet. They're not going nowhere. Exactly. So I mean that's patent pending too. Totally. So don't

529
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:32,480
take that idea. Yeah I think we already patented it on a much earlier episode. Do you ever see the guys

530
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:40,080
using the leaf blower and they'll like to go blow chicks up or they blow off black girls hair. No

531
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,920
I like it. I don't know if it's real but man some of them do get mad. It seems like

532
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:51,760
they have you know I mess with the black girls hair. Yeah that's one way to get slapped. Yeah

533
00:53:53,200 --> 00:54:00,400
I remember what Grant would tell me about when he lived in Atlanta on Saturday and Sunday mornings

534
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:07,760
he said there'd be tumbleweaves from the girls fighting the night before and getting their hair

535
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:12,480
yanked out. You know they're fighting and beating the shit out of each other in some parking lot.

536
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:17,760
I'll drunk and then the next day the hair would be blowing around the streets.

537
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:27,200
Oh it's pretty funny. Yeah it's like a cigarette button. Tumbleweaves.

538
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:34,320
You see them all the time too. That's really I don't know shit about hair so yeah that's what

539
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,280
they just rip them they just like put them in and they just rip them out that's funny.

540
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:45,520
No no but dude no no that has to be sewed in and it's not yeah it's not like just putting on a

541
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:52,880
wig or we've been putting in a yeah it's really a process you know they go buy the hair and shit.

542
00:54:52,880 --> 00:55:00,240
I know all about it because I read. Man so many things I want to say but

543
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:06,800
keep that from when we shut the camera off. Well I know all about it because I read this

544
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:15,760
book called the real Trayvon Martin and then uh or no not the real Trayvon Martin it was called

545
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:22,320
I forgot man but his uh I forgot what the fucking thing was called and I also I will I will tell you

546
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:28,880
on the next episode the title of this book and DVD you can read it and then watch it or vice versa.

547
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,280
The book was really good man. I don't fucking believe you but that's fine.

548
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:39,280
And this girl that he went out with diamond. Diamond? Yeah and she was fucking. Is that a stage

549
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:46,960
name or was that a real name? Wow. It sounds like a stage name. It was a fake name. Okay I imagine

550
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:52,000
that. But you know what she went by that for years and her family called her that. Sure she was more

551
00:55:52,000 --> 00:56:07,840
she was Haitian and she was black though but she was fucking beautiful and uh she took your wallet. Well she she uh it's a big it's a big thing but you know it's all about Trayvon Martin.

552
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:17,120
She was hooked up with him. I forgot about that. Yeah it was Trayvon Martin's not really his girlfriend but he wanted it to be his girlfriend.

553
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:27,200
She was fucking making that kid crazy and that was one of the reasons he went off on that George Zimmerman guy. They think they say drugs and money are bad and it's women.

554
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:46,240
And George Zimmerman you know he was Hispanic but uh his name should have been Jorge but for some reason at the last minute they call him George and so the media just made him out to be a white supremacist guy but the truth was he was one of those big.

555
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:59,360
How did we get on this man? It's because of the weaves because of the weaves because of the weaves. Oh yeah man you just went to a. And people in uh and George Zimmerman. Alright okay.

556
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:11,920
He was actually a big brother to a couple of black kids and he would take them out and get pizza bring them bowling fucking. I got a black friend. Okay well no no no he was like one of those big brothers like you sign up and they say okay these kids are

557
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:24,480
in trouble. Listen man I don't. So fuck you you would you don't you know you've seen the commercials right where they say. You know what I mean people shouldn't people should carry guns but they should be responsible with them.

558
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:36,240
This kid was beating his fucking head against the ground for a long time. One thing I do respect about the Israelis the IDF is that they train their people. Everybody should be trained to some extent.

559
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:45,240
Well here's the thing man here's the thing to defend themselves. The kid was not guilty George Zimmerman was not guilty and let me tell you something else.

560
00:57:45,240 --> 00:58:00,840
Obama used that. Oh man. Obama used that. Bathhouse Berry used that for a second term. Because exactly what he wanted to happen happened. Because he knew that George Zimmerman was not guilty and he knew that he would get off.

561
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:14,080
And he knew that it would fucking make the people pissed off. Everybody on the left would vote for Obama then again for a second time King trial the news blew that out. Yeah. And I mean I'd listen.

562
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:25,520
Nobody's right in that situation but the media is what drives us to do horrible things. We don't know the politics of the shit back then like we don't know what was going on with the.

563
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:40,800
There's no one who was the senator in California back then who was the president back then. I don't remember all that shit because I didn't connect all that shit like I do now. Well yeah I didn't read books and things like that back then I was you know I was in my 20s.

564
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:55,120
And fucking wanting to get high and not pay attention. I do pay attention like man this is fucked up right going on my whole life. I should have just fucking stayed the other way. This has been going on before you were born.

565
00:58:55,120 --> 00:59:06,040
Now it's just a whole new breed of what they want you know what I mean. Communism. Yeah. Nothing you know destroying middle class families.

566
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:18,760
Nihilistic it's fuck. But that's why we have such a cheerful show. It is. We talk about that happy shit. Could be a lot worse. That's why we we indulge.

567
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:30,080
Because it might be our last day the way things are going. It might very well be man. It's definitely the end of day. The best thing is is Amforth.

568
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:44,760
He was like I remember back you know maybe in 2010 when everybody's talking about this Mayan calendar and they say that the world is going to be over in December 12 2012 and all that shit.

569
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:57,640
And they had the fucking movies in the theaters and all this bullshit. And Amforth was like no I know I know. But he's like you know that was his retirement plan. That was Mark's retirement plan.

570
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:09,640
The Mayan calendar. Yeah. And he's like if the world don't end on fucking March on December 12 2012 Larry I am fucked or December 21st or whatever the fucking date was.

571
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:21,400
And he's because that was his 401k plan. And then when it didn't end of course a couple weeks later he's like dude I am fucked man. I mean it was kind of funny.

572
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:34,720
Usually that was a for you say you're fucked. Right. Yeah. I mean this is the real thing. If you're really really fucked and everybody's pitching this Mayan calendar bullshit.

573
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:46,920
And you're you know a guy that's exactly he wants to the world's going to end. You're going to spend everything you have on fucking December 20th.

574
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:57,040
MREs and heroin and when it doesn't end the next day you're going to be a handgun fuck man. So when you're all out of everything you can kill yourself. Yeah.

575
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:06,040
Or yeah because who wants to live in this existence right. Yeah. But anybody believe what you know there's people that what they thought JFK Jr. was going to come back. Come on.

576
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:15,440
That's very silly. People think that he's alive. OK. How do you know this you met him. No I haven't met him.

577
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:25,240
Oh then how do you know he's my friends met him. Oh one of your friends met him. Who's that. My friend. I know this guy. No you don't everybody you know Larry.

578
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:34,120
My buddy Richie. Oh your buddy Richie. I've never met him. Where's he from. He had a cigarette he had a cigarette back in the day with JFK.

579
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:46,520
Oh really when he was still alive back in the day. Yeah. And he had a picture with him and I remember my wife was so pissed she was so jealous she's like you motherfucker. He was a sex symbol. Yeah.

580
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:53,720
I mean the Kennedy's just all the chicks like any lock do they they try to take everybody out.

581
01:01:53,720 --> 01:02:01,400
That's their thing. They almost got RFK. Yeah. I mean if that's what they want us to believe. Well that could be another thing too.

582
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:08,800
They deny it's a secret service. It's a lot of psyops. You know the other thing is I don't know.

583
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:20,600
He's just a guy that's going to be like you know the Ross Perot. Well he's going to be like yeah but he's going to suck up votes from here and there and it's not going to be enough to.

584
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:30,440
He's going to maybe skew the election but he's not going to fucking help it. I don't know man. I don't know it's too bad. You know here's the thing.

585
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:40,880
Here's the thing about RFK. If there was an entire party full of people like him with a fucking brain but they don't want someone with a brain.

586
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:47,800
They want someone with an ego and someone that's a dummy that they can push around and push and you know and tell them what's going to happen.

587
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:56,040
Obviously who they got now. This guy's almost dead. Yeah. He really is. He looks well they're going extreme. They're going extreme extreme with this guy.

588
01:02:56,040 --> 01:03:10,080
But think about all the presidents we've had except for Trump. They're all just getting told and fucking seeing how you don't know what was going on behind the scenes with Trump.

589
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:18,800
No I don't. OK so on the surface he was a lesser of two evils. People didn't like him on the surface. He was the lesser of two evils.

590
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:27,000
People still don't like him. People there are people dedicated to hating him every day and then there's people that are dedicated to loving him every day.

591
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:38,160
Crazy. Yeah. There is. Well there's a fanatical. Again that's extremism. I gotta blow my fucking nose. OK. But people are very fanatical.

592
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:50,920
I was reading this thing about they had like Trump syndrome or something like that. Like what's up. I'm showing my all your medals. Yeah. OK.

593
01:03:50,920 --> 01:04:03,960
You're a power bottom in the Pheno army. Yeah. Exactly. That's fine. But I was going to say. Yeah. Shit.

594
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:10,640
You're talking about Trump and the people that are fanatical about them. Like they have stores. Man I got to remember everything.

595
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:20,600
I don't know about that. But they have like stores dedicated to him throughout the United States. So I don't know.

596
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:27,000
I mean I just don't want to be. I don't want to be involved. I don't know about throughout the United States.

597
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:32,680
I haven't seen any in this whole state. I said throughout the United States there might be one down south.

598
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:38,960
I went all the way down south. All right Larry. I mean shit man. Two different routes all the way down to the Southern tip.

599
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:47,280
Ellen right. Five states Larry. How's that. OK. Yeah. Yeah. OK. I didn't say I'll go with that. I'll go with that. Thanks Larry.

600
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:57,480
Ass clown. Well listen motherfucker. People get really fun. We want to stay factual. Huh. We want to be factual on this show.

601
01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:03,120
Man you wouldn't know facts if it's sat on your face. You really are.

602
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:07,920
I'm just a horrible person. I can't believe you're doing this on camera.

603
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:13,920
I mean this is like rule number one. It's a thing that issues there man.

604
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:17,640
It's not. It's not. Larry. I threw him in the garbage.

605
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:21,720
Fucking. What.

606
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,240
You are such garbage.

607
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:28,880
I mean you just can't. You just here's the thing man. Well what's the thing man.

608
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:34,480
You're in a band for many many years starting from little Nikki you lose all your manners.

609
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:38,120
They go right out the fucking window. Sex pistols voice.

610
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:43,760
I got no fucking manners. Fucking asshole.

611
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:48,000
Everything's got to come back to how Larry kissed dudes in the band all the time. Oh man.

612
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,720
That's all right. You got to relive your fantasies Larry.

613
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:55,360
Things are getting a little hot in there. Start talking about gay stuff.

614
01:05:55,360 --> 01:06:00,160
The jacket heats up.

615
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,840
You're fucking hilarious buddy. I'm not trying to be.

616
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:04,520
I just like ripping it off. Good cause you're not.

617
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:06,800
All right thanks man. I appreciate that.

618
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:09,080
Now you're cracking yourself up.

619
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:13,080
Oh yeah thanks to Shorty yesterday for coming by and hoping I felt.

620
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:15,920
Yeah that's the main thing man. That's why we got videos.

621
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:19,160
Cause of my nephew Alex. He is the best fucking kid out there.

622
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,720
This kid is really really cool. Thank you very much.

623
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:29,400
He did a lot of work for us. That I would have never have been able to figure out.

624
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,720
So I really really.

625
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,640
It's difficult getting old and having to like. Yeah.

626
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:39,120
I mean like I didn't even I couldn't even navigate three quarters of I know how to look

627
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,560
for porn. I know how to like Google shit.

628
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,320
And that's really like you know what I mean. Like I would have to download files.

629
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:47,440
I'm like I don't know. I don't know how to what.

630
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:49,760
I don't have a computer. I don't know how to Google shit.

631
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:53,400
But I know how to look for porn and I know how to tweet.

632
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,560
And I could do this camera shit. Look at us man.

633
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,880
Getting better every day. Now. Now I could do the camera thing.

634
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:01,520
It's all about getting better every day. And I know how to work.

635
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,680
And I could work the computer and the little recording.

636
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,720
The digital audio workstation. So.

637
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:11,120
That's pretty. I'm pretty computerized for a fucking old man.

638
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:14,760
And a real dope addict. Thanks pal.

639
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:19,000
You are. I mean Jesus man. This guy.

640
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,680
Holy crikey. You smoke like three joints.

641
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,280
No man. That's not. I'm not a dope addict.

642
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,640
Yeah. You're. You'll take that the wrong way.

643
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:30,760
I don't use fucking drugs.

644
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,800
Just smoke a little weed. A little.

645
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,320
You just smoke three joints.

646
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,400
Smoke a little weed.

647
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,120
In there. But that's all right though.

648
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,040
You got to keep it going man. You do man.

649
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:44,440
You got to keep the party going. Keep that well oiled machine you have

650
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,440
over there.

651
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,400
Keep the well oiled machine oiled.

652
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,400
Nice and oiled.

653
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,920
Referred cigarettes and PBR.

654
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,760
You know. Real.

655
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:55,760
Dye the champs.

656
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:59,880
Shaped as if it was just like God himself.

657
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:01,880
A different grain of wood.

658
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaking of God himself. The next day tomorrow is.

659
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,360
What's that? All Saints Day.

660
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,360
What does that mean?

661
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,360
It's some other bullshit. You know what?

662
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,360
That's Catholic.

663
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:13,920
That's Catholic bullshit.

664
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,920
You know what?

665
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:15,920
You're not a legal.

666
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:16,920
No. Because.

667
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:17,920
I just want to.

668
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,320
I just want to reiterate that they.

669
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,840
Carry it on to the next day.

670
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:23,920
Their celebration continues.

671
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,920
What is it?

672
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:25,920
In disguise.

673
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:26,920
What is your own Saints Day?

674
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,920
I don't know. It's some kind of Catholic thing.

675
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,920
Why are you bringing it up?

676
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,920
So just bring something up and they have nothing to come back with.

677
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:35,920
Yeah.

678
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:36,920
I did.

679
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:37,920
You probably have something to do with Saints right?

680
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,920
Yeah.

681
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,920
You can have a bullshit here for a minute.

682
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:41,920
Yeah it is.

683
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,920
It's something to do with Saints and it's you know.

684
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:45,920
What?

685
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,920
It's like St. Patrick's Day or St. Joseph's Day.

686
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:50,920
It really doesn't mean anything because.

687
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:51,920
Well somewhere.

688
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:55,920
Who's to make who a saint?

689
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,920
Who the fuck sainted these people?

690
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:58,920
Someone.

691
01:08:58,920 --> 01:08:59,920
Some pope or somebody?

692
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,920
So I don't think that fucking.

693
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,920
I try to keep my distance from the Vatican.

694
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:04,920
Me too.

695
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,920
And I don't think he has any authority in my world or in my life.

696
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:08,920
Who's that?

697
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,920
The pope.

698
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,920
I don't think he should be able to fucking call out who's going to be a fucking saint.

699
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:14,920
Just like anything.

700
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,920
The pope's just a fucking patty.

701
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,920
He doesn't really control anything.

702
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:20,920
Hmm.

703
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,920
He's the head of the fucking satanic organization man.

704
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:24,920
He's pretty up there.

705
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,920
Do you think that he goes to every meeting and dude.

706
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,920
I mean there's so much going on there.

707
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:29,920
Yeah dude.

708
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:30,920
They need him there.

709
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,920
His head spins around and shit.

710
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,920
He's fucking spitting fire.

711
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,920
He's shooting beams out of his eyes.

712
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,920
He's like a superhero?

713
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:40,920
Yeah.

714
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:42,920
Except he's really fucking evil.

715
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:43,920
An evil super.

716
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,920
They go in this serpent room man.

717
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:52,920
They got this throne that he sits in that looks like a fucking, a cobra coming over him and shit.

718
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:53,920
That sounds pretty cool.

719
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:54,920
Yeah.

720
01:09:54,920 --> 01:10:00,920
It looks like it would be the stage for like some kind of fucking death metal band.

721
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:01,920
Yeah.

722
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,920
You know it's real devilish.

723
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,920
You'd like it.

724
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:06,920
That's fine.

725
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:07,920
I would like it.

726
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,920
Who built this room?

727
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:09,920
I mean and why is it?

728
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:10,920
I don't know who built it.

729
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:11,920
Is this real or is it made in the shop?

730
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:12,920
It's old.

731
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:13,920
It's in the Vatican.

732
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:14,920
No man.

733
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:15,920
There's pictures of it all over the place.

734
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:16,920
Okay.

735
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:17,920
I'll believe it.

736
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:18,920
It's legit.

737
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,360
And the Pope is there and there's horns coming out of his head and he's fucking breathing

738
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:23,920
fire like I said.

739
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,920
It's fucking bad.

740
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:26,920
It's really bad.

741
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,920
Well the Vatican controls.

742
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:29,920
I mean.

743
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:30,920
How about this man?

744
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:31,920
There's our own entity here.

745
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:32,920
Washington DC.

746
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:33,920
Mm-hmm.

747
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:37,920
The Queen's little fucking palace.

748
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,920
They're fucking hand palace.

749
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:49,000
And the Vatican are three places that are places unto themselves that don't belong to the surrounding

750
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:53,920
area that have no fucking, they don't have to abide by any laws.

751
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:54,920
Well.

752
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:55,920
They could do whatever the fuck they want.

753
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:57,920
I don't know if they can't abide by no, no.

754
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:58,920
I don't know.

755
01:10:58,920 --> 01:10:59,920
Well.

756
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:00,920
I mean they have.

757
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:02,920
It's not like they haven't.

758
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:05,200
There's a track record of what's going on there.

759
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:06,720
But what do they usually do?

760
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:07,720
Brush it under the rug?

761
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,600
Or they exile this person?

762
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,600
Or excommunicate him?

763
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:12,600
Right?

764
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:13,720
They don't.

765
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:14,720
They make them.

766
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,240
They had no nothing to do with them.

767
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,680
I mean look what they did with all the church scandals.

768
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:20,920
People's we were talking about.

769
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:21,920
Yeah.

770
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:22,920
Yeah.

771
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:23,920
Would they tear serial killers houses down?

772
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:24,920
Yeah.

773
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,840
But they keep the churches up because those generate revenue.

774
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,520
And also the guys that do the fucking weird shit.

775
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:34,120
All the satanic child pedophiles shit.

776
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,640
They don't even get fired.

777
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:36,720
They don't even go to jail.

778
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:42,040
They get moved to another fucking position in the same company that they already worked

779
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:43,040
in.

780
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,520
Well they just move them to different dioceses.

781
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:45,520
Yeah.

782
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:46,800
That's what I mean.

783
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:49,280
Shift into another place where you could fucking.

784
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:50,280
Do the same thing.

785
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:51,280
Yeah.

786
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,280
And it's fucked.

787
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:53,280
The most heinous things ever.

788
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:54,280
It's fucked up.

789
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:56,880
And then cover it up and keep on doing it.

790
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:01,280
I mean some of these people were moving out of the country.

791
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,280
That's the extent that.

792
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,160
And our pope that we have now.

793
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,880
Not our pope but the pope that's in there now.

794
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:07,880
Yeah.

795
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,400
I mean he might be your pope but he's not my pope.

796
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,400
I didn't vote for him.

797
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,400
Me either.

798
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:19,720
He was one of the head molesters and so you know who else was a high high satanic fucking

799
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:24,760
molester was the German fucker rat singer.

800
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:25,760
Okay.

801
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:28,200
You know whatever his name was.

802
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,640
The Hitler Youth guy.

803
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:32,720
He was a Hitler Youth kid when he was little and.

804
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,640
So he was a Gestapo person.

805
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:40,240
You know a lot of people say they you know they forced him to do it but he was one of

806
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:41,960
the ones that said I loved it.

807
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,840
I loved being Hitler Youth.

808
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:44,840
And then.

809
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,360
Well he could get psychopaths and sickos and sociopaths.

810
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:52,240
And then he is the only motherfucker that quit.

811
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,160
He started his own branch.

812
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,400
Most of these cocksuckers die in office.

813
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,400
Oh.

814
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,800
He's the one that quit.

815
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,600
Remember when the pope quit back.

816
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,560
Remember when the pope quit maybe fucking ten years ago.

817
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:06,640
Oh yeah I remember that.

818
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,280
All that shit with the smoke.

819
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:09,280
Different colors.

820
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,280
Yeah like the black smoke.

821
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:12,640
Back then me and my wife were watching BBC news.

822
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,760
We used to think it was real.

823
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,240
We were so fucking brainwashed.

824
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:18,080
You were watching the news.

825
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:19,080
Yeah.

826
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:20,240
Well no it's all lies.

827
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:21,240
It's so wrecking.

828
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,240
Well we thought it was.

829
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:23,760
It was a 9-11 tape to ask clowns.

830
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,200
We thought it was.

831
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:30,040
We know you lost all the originals and the tapes and the backups.

832
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,040
Everything.

833
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,040
I used to like Al Jazeera.

834
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,960
I don't know if that was true or fake.

835
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,320
No that's even more.

836
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:40,400
But I think that was some good interesting shit.

837
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,800
Orange pill stuff there.

838
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:45,480
That was my favorite news really.

839
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:49,360
I mean it's cool seeing dudes cruise around in the desert and trucks with guns.

840
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:50,960
They talked about everything though.

841
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:53,040
Yeah they have world forum and stuff.

842
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,040
Yeah.

843
01:13:54,040 --> 01:14:02,200
But the thing is we actually thought the BBC news was legit back then.

844
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:03,200
And then.

845
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,200
We were so dumb.

846
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,700
But still watching the news every day.

847
01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:06,700
You know why man?

848
01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:11,560
Because he was probably I'm sure his fucking vertebrae's were starting.

849
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:12,560
He was getting old.

850
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:17,800
His vertebrae's in his neck are starting to get fucked up from head spinning around at

851
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,720
all these ceremonies and shit.

852
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:24,760
You know that fucking guy is the picture of evil.

853
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:25,760
You ever noticed?

854
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,840
Do you know what he looked like?

855
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,040
Do you know what this guy looked like?

856
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,480
The German fucking pope?

857
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:32,480
Nope.

858
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:33,480
Okay.

859
01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:35,360
You know what the new one looks like right?

860
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:36,360
Nope.

861
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:37,360
Okay we got like a little.

862
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:38,360
I don't watch TV.

863
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:39,360
I am not up to anything.

864
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:40,360
Okay.

865
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:43,240
Well you don't have to watch TV to know what the pope looks like.

866
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,520
You're gonna see pictures of them and shit.

867
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:47,240
I don't like seek out the pope on my phone.

868
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:50,480
If I run across a pope news story I don't click on it.

869
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,480
It's never good news.

870
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,680
I really don't care what the pope says.

871
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:54,680
He goes to these places.

872
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:55,680
He had to be oblivious.

873
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:59,000
Dude it's like a rock concert this guy.

874
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,000
He drives around in the pope mobile.

875
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,000
Yeah.

876
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000
That'd be cool to smoke dope in there.

877
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,480
In that little dome.

878
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:06,480
Yeah.

879
01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:07,480
Just climbing the hell out of there.

880
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:09,320
Just driving through the windows a little bit open.

881
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:10,320
But rat singer.

882
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:11,320
Okay this guy.

883
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:12,320
Yeah what do you think?

884
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:16,520
His face first of all his name is good rat singer because he looks like a rat.

885
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:17,520
Okay.

886
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:19,920
And he's got dark fucking circles.

887
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:23,960
He's got these demonic sharp pointy teeth.

888
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:24,960
I don't know man.

889
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,120
The guy is fucked up man.

890
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:28,560
I mean that's crazy.

891
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,520
Usually a pope is a pope for life right?

892
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,440
Yeah and he's the first one to quit.

893
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,920
He probably saw some shit and he was like off fuck.

894
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:36,920
Oh they're blackmailing him.

895
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,200
He got really caught up with that shit.

896
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,400
That's usually what it is.

897
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:44,440
But he was one and not only was he one of the head molesters but he was also in charge

898
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,440
of moving.

899
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:46,440
Well yeah.

900
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:47,440
Head molester.

901
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:48,440
Head molester.

902
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:53,280
And he was also in charge of moving the molesters around to different fucking places.

903
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,600
He was a fucking pervert hider.

904
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:56,600
Pervert hider.

905
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:57,600
Yeah.

906
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,600
Molester headhunter or distributor.

907
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:00,600
Yeah.

908
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,600
Now he hid perverts.

909
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,480
God imagine that's a lot of work man.

910
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:05,480
It's a lot of work.

911
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:07,760
I mean imagine hiding all them perverts.

912
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:09,080
I'm not having that guilt.

913
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:10,680
You know what I mean?

914
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:13,120
Like you have to sign off on all this shit.

915
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:14,120
You know you're being pressured from all sides.

916
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:15,620
It's a whole side.

917
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:16,620
It's a whole side.

918
01:16:16,620 --> 01:16:17,620
Because he's a satanic motherfucker.

919
01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:18,620
He doesn't care.

920
01:16:18,620 --> 01:16:21,800
That's part of the satanic ritual is to fuck little kids.

921
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,240
He doesn't have guilt.

922
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,360
He has joy.

923
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:25,360
Okay.

924
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:28,720
So you can't think of it like a normal person like we would.

925
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:29,720
Oh I understand that.

926
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,160
Where you would say oh my god.

927
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,320
God forbid who the fuck would even do that.

928
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:38,080
You gotta think of it like a satanic fucking pope.

929
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,720
Ahead of a satanic cult.

930
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:44,040
Listen it's been proven through time that there are people that do heinous things to

931
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:49,520
people that you can't fathom or that you can't believe that other humans do to other humans.

932
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:50,520
Especially popes.

933
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:51,520
Nothing shocks me.

934
01:16:51,520 --> 01:16:52,520
All through history.

935
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:57,720
You know humans have proven themselves to be, turn on each other.

936
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:01,760
We're the ones that's gonna cause our own extinction.

937
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,760
No shit Sherlock.

938
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,760
Aw man.

939
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:06,960
It's so pathetic.

940
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,440
Let me tell you Larry.

941
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:09,440
No shit Sherlock.

942
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:10,440
Aw man.

943
01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:11,440
What time is it?

944
01:17:11,440 --> 01:17:12,440
I don't know man.

945
01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:14,440
Let's check.

946
01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:18,440
You didn't even look at it.

947
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:19,440
No.

948
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,440
So.

949
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:21,440
Okay.

950
01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:24,440
What time is it?

951
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:27,080
We've been going for a while.

952
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,280
A little over an hour.

953
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:30,280
Oh crap.

954
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:34,960
Yeah like an hour and 12 minutes or something.

955
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:36,800
Alright we'll do your hit list.

956
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:39,640
I didn't even get through all the little things I had written down.

957
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:43,520
I mean do you know what that five minute thing about or ten minute thing about Trayvon Martin

958
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:48,680
really smoothed the pod and took it to a complete halt.

959
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:49,680
Are you kidding man?

960
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,680
I'm not kidding.

961
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:55,360
People are gonna comment and say man dude Larry that was the most interesting fucking

962
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,360
shit.

963
01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:58,560
You forget halfway through what you're talking about.

964
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,640
I fucking told the whole story son.

965
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:04,320
And by the way, fuck you.

966
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:09,240
By the way yesterday when you said I moved the camera I watched over.

967
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:10,240
It was you.

968
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,240
It was you.

969
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,240
Man.

970
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,240
I will rewatch it.

971
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:16,600
It's only about ten minutes in when it happens.

972
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:20,440
You stand up and you move it and you're like look at my sweatshirt and that's when you

973
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:21,440
did it.

974
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:22,440
No no.

975
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:25,320
It's right when you first went up there when it went black the first time.

976
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:27,160
We're not gonna argue about that.

977
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:31,720
I will fucking, man I will come in there kick you right in the side of your knee, grab you

978
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:35,240
by your throat man, get you, oh.

979
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:38,920
Work your ass over with an elbow for America too.

980
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:39,920
Work your ass over with an elbow for America.

981
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:42,200
Just raining hawks on you.

982
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,200
American Eagles.

983
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:46,840
First and foremost man I wanna shout out my nephew Alex.

984
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:49,840
Without him we wouldn't be able to do this.

985
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:54,040
He's like the ultimate producer.

986
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:55,480
No shirt Nick.

987
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:58,040
Thanks for having Alex as a son.

988
01:18:58,040 --> 01:18:59,640
No filter Frank.

989
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:02,720
Man we seen your ass today.

990
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:08,880
So we were driving to Walgreens and there's this motherfucker with a huge ass truck.

991
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:12,800
Parked in the wrong lane on the wrong side of the road.

992
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,080
And this road isn't that big.

993
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,080
No.

994
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:19,120
And it's in the middle of the road and he's got a big motherfucking truck and I'm like

995
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:21,680
who the fuck is this?

996
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:22,680
On the way there.

997
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:23,680
Yeah.

998
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:26,600
And on the way back I saw the license plate.

999
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:31,960
And he's like oh my god that's Frank and Frank was like delivering a pizza or something

1000
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:37,040
at this house near my house and it was he was still parked there even though it took

1001
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,480
us forever at Walgreens.

1002
01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:39,480
Thanks Frank.

1003
01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:40,480
Yeah.

1004
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:41,480
Son of a bitch.

1005
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:42,480
Nice seeing you Frank.

1006
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,480
Me and Frank are on the other side of the road.

1007
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:47,160
Yeah we're gonna go see DRI probably Sunday.

1008
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,760
You javill man what's up buddy.

1009
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:51,880
Jeff Almrock for what's up bro.

1010
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:55,480
Oh did he get you javill did he get out of prison in India?

1011
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:58,480
Yeah he's not in prison.

1012
01:19:58,480 --> 01:19:59,480
No he did.

1013
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:01,480
He thought he got out.

1014
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:02,480
Yeah.

1015
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:03,480
Okay.

1016
01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:08,480
I'm gonna go see him.

1017
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:09,920
Stoney, Bobby, Kiki man we miss you tonight bro.

1018
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,480
Big Joe what's up bro.

1019
01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:13,480
How you doing dad?

1020
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:14,480
Groucho.

1021
01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:15,480
Oh man.

1022
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:20,000
Wherever you are.

1023
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,000
Chris out there in Florida.

1024
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,760
Oh yeah hope you feel better bud.

1025
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:25,640
Matthew, Florida.

1026
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,200
Love you Matt.

1027
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:31,520
Russ down there in the hot fucking zone.

1028
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:44,240
Reading on a cot like Ted Kaczynski with a water jug.

1029
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:47,240
Zodiac down there in the south side.

1030
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:56,240
Mr. Rocks and we got our ladies Mary my wife very nice.

1031
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:59,320
Mary I love you you're the best.

1032
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:04,040
Selena Harmony my cats you're the best too.

1033
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:07,040
Sherry what's up Sherry.

1034
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:11,080
Jay how you doing Jessica what's up doll.

1035
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:15,360
Chrissy, Sam, Becky, Tiffany.

1036
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:19,440
Tiffany out there in Portland what's up baby.

1037
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:23,800
And of course the only fans girls.

1038
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,880
He send in pics to Larry.

1039
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:29,960
He was perusing the Halloween costumes today.

1040
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:40,880
And I gotta mention Tom's Free Clinic Automotive and Veterinarian Services.

1041
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:49,000
This week you get the Crack Baby lighter system like I told you and the mobile for the baby's

1042
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,480
crib.

1043
01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:59,720
And if you're a drifter and it smells like you've been fishing call Tom's Free Clinic.

1044
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:06,440
Okay everybody thank you for tuning in I really do appreciate it everybody out there that's

1045
01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:12,560
uh this will be our first first full hour so hope you like it.

1046
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:18,000
Comment like subscribe follow good or bad tell us what we can improve.

1047
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,880
Let me show you this gooch.

1048
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:50,120
Peace.