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Hey everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needle Show. I'm Larry. I'm Needles.
And it's real great to be here.
Gotta say. On this pagan holiday of Halloween.
Devil's night. I like to call it Horoween.
Because every lady gets a slug flag fly.
Hornight. Yeah. It is definitely a horny slug. Slug flag. I went trick-or-treating with my kid earlier.
And there were some moms and then even though it was shitty out, there were still some moms all
dalled up. Well they weren't horny up, but they were all dalled up. You know what I mean?
Like looking for some dick. I don't know. They had their husbands with them. Oh, that well.
I went with the gang of people. Probably. Oh, oh, oh. I thought you were just talking about people you
were seeing in the street. No, I went with the gang of people. I see. I see. Probably 12 kids.
So you were coveting the neighbor's wife. With my eyes. Right. That was a costy in her with my eyes.
But no, some overdresser of the sultry. Even for having children, which is cool. There were some
moms walking by. First thing I always do, check their left hand. They ain't got a ring on.
I mean, you know, she already likes to bang. Yeah. So, you know. Hey, mother, one another.
So rudimentary. Yeah. But that's all right. It's old school shit.
So on this devil's night, I was thinking about all the great nights I had in different places,
and especially Detroit. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it though. Right now because.
Then why would you bring it up? Well, I mean, I'll bring up another nice little Halloween story.
So it was probably 1970s. I don't know why you just did that. It really annoys me.
It's probably 19. Oh, fuck yourself. Okay. It's probably like 1976.
We wanted to be kissed for Halloween. Little Nikki in the perverts. So the whole band. Yes.
So Nikki was fucking Paul Stanley. I was ace. And Jeff was the cat Peter Chris.
What? Who the fuck? Because he was the drummer. It was little Nikki. We were all doing our fucking
instruments. Of all things, why would you pick a cat? I don't know. That is just a shit right there.
Well, I think cats are cool. But anyways, that's not but a dude painted like a cat.
Yeah, kind of weird, man. He was a weirdo. I mean, does he like cats? He must. You don't know
anything about. I don't know anything about him either. But I do know this one thing. So
my dad had this friend. He's dead now. That's why I say had and his kid was a couple years younger
than little Nikki. And so he was little, you know, this kid and he was going to be Gene Simmons.
That's the other guy, you know, the fourth fucking guy. Yeah. So we all so my mom did our makeup.
We looked just like kiss with the full makeup and some bullshit black clothes on and shit. And then
then this kid shows up and we were forced to go trick or treating with him and he shows up and he's
got the Gene Simmons plastic fucking mask with the rubber band around the back. Right. Can't really
put makeup on kids, especially make you know, we were I don't think they tested it on animals back
then. They just let it raw dog right to your face. People are dying from this. Take it off the market.
But anyway, so yeah, but you could imagine as little kids, we were fucking pissed off that this
kid had a fucking plastic, just the flat face mask with the rubber band on the back, which made it
just almost you were almost guaranteed to get hit by a fucking car with those things on. You can't
you can't see shit. Oh, yeah, you're going to walk into traffic. You made it sound like a car is
going to drive up the sidewalk. No, no. But I mean, you know, running around house to house,
you're going to fucking run across the street. Nikki and the purves to protect. I know that
kid did, but other kids probably got mowed down. Your problem. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny, though.
Little kiss. Yeah, we were kissed for Halloween. Kissed. I was kissed for Halloween. I don't like
kiss at all. I know you don't. They don't tickle my fancy that much. Yeah. Well, you know what,
you're too young. No, I'm not too young. Dude, I liked to kiss when I was in like the third grade.
Yeah. I loved them. Okay. Are you kidding me? That's a lot about you. Yeah.
Yeah. It's like gay rock. I was in third fucking grade. I thought it was great, man. They had
blood and fire. They tried to take their makeup off and people didn't receive it too well. They
were a failure. You know, it's funny is they had a tour where don't make up free a makeup free tour
and they played at the Avalon, which was a bar in the city on Belmont. And we played there all
the time. They played there two days before we played there. And it's a small room like maybe
holds 300 when it's packed and fucking, you know, a couple years later, they did the
reunion and put the makeup back on and went on their multi million. Yeah, it's funny, though,
because people only liked them for the gimmick. So many wigwams and the next shit coffin.
Like they have everything. Yeah. I mean, they Dracula candles and
they like board themselves out to the man. But that's all right. They're probably they're probably
part of some Illuminati cult. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Is that a timer? No, I'm gonna though. Yeah,
you probably should. That would be good. Oh, they're probably part of the massage. You think
is Gene Simmons Jewish? Oh, yeah. They're both are. His name is like Jaime, isn't it? Something
like that. Jaime. Jaime Shekleston. Yeah, something like that. It's a classic. It is. I think it is
his name. He actually is his name. Something like that. But I think the thing is that he never
touched booze. His pussy was his thing. Yeah, his booze, no drugs, which his mom took the
train from the old country to here. Where's the old country and she took a train from the old
country. Yeah, the one doesn't make any sense when they Biden's gonna build. Oh, well, I mean,
I think he's got more problems than that. I know. Now we're in two wars just handing money,
you know, I haven't heard anything too much about Ukraine. They got to vamp that up. Well,
that's a thing. Because your boy pooh. This is the next thing. Yeah. They're under the next thing.
Since you were in the fucking Sputnik program. I got the first people in space quote unquote.
If you want to believe in that. Yeah, but you don't like that. You just started.
October. Oh, this is October. Hitler had some good ideas. No. That's what they said. October.
fast. I know. You're still celebrating last month. It's October. Yeah, but today's fucking
the last day. This is the last day you could wear this motherfucker. Yeah, I just don't want you to
see. I don't if you start building trains and stuff, I'm gonna get really worried.
Don't worry. I won't. So, but there's nothing better than I can't wait till tomorrow till
they come out with like the worst costumes people wore. Yeah, like what were the what were big cases
this year? All those four chicks that got slashed in Idaho. Oh, yeah, you think someone's dressed
like them? I don't know. Some thick fuckers. Who knows, man? I've seen probably the one of the
funniest ones I saw with people were 9 11 and it was a missile flying into it. Nice.
Now, those are the kind of costumes I'd stand behind. I like that people for some reason,
Halloween makes people their inhibitions. Yeah, go to nil. Yeah, you know, we're,
it's like, where else are you going to go to a bar and there's going to be a 300 pound chick
dressed like a sexy nurse. Yeah, well, where is this place? Check your oil. So, where is this place?
What's that? Where is this place? Let's go. And he's dive around here to find that. I know.
Probably right on the corner. This is probably this is I would say this is more of a hornier
holiday than Valentine's Day. Mm hmm. I think this is definitely that's because it's all mixed up with
the devil and pagan shit. But hey, you know what, he wants you to fucking want you to what?
To be debauchery isn't fucking nothing wrong with that. How come everything that's so fun,
you can't have fun doing? What do you mean? Like, if it's so fun, without repercussions,
you can't just adulter and do all these things without no repercussions. That's how it works,
man. But people do it. The more fun it is, the more the repercussions are. Yeah, usually. I mean,
just like people say that they could do drugs with no repercussions. And oh, yeah, everybody would
be right. Yeah, who wouldn't? A lot of people, but part of the repercussions actually on the
some of the drugs are actually the high themselves itself. You know what I mean? We're getting it.
The actual high itself is the repercussions. Actually, the calm down and what you do is
the repercussion that to that's what I think. And also how you procure your money.
That too. And most people don't do it. I faceted. Most people don't do it in an honest way when
they're on drugs. Well, at first, they start. Yeah. And then it starts out honest, you can turn more
of a degenerate. Yeah. And one degenerate thing makes the next degenerate thing seem like nothing.
Well, then you start hanging out with more degenerates. And then now you're in a gang of degenerates.
And then you're like, wow, there's no shortage of degenerates. No, there's no shortage. Yeah,
debauchery, anything that lustfulness. By the way, oh, yeah, if you get a if you get any veterinarian
work done on your animal and some car servicing done on the same day at Tom's free clinic,
you will receive a free crack baby mobile. So just this week only until the end until the end of
the September 7 September, September, October, November 7. What are you talking about?
Well, seriously, just say that. I thought you were joking. No, November 7. Just one week,
starting tomorrow. I think we should just end it till this week. I mean, those things are going to
go like hotcakes. And man, well, while supplies, while supplies last, it's not like, you know,
we have millions of them. While supplies last. Okay, well, the deal's already over and ended
September. No, no, no, I meant to say November. I know I understand. I forgot this was October
after we just got done with that big October fest fucking thing. Sorry, I didn't mean to jar you.
What do your medals mean? I wish you would have. Oh, man. Let's see. It looks like you're an art.
I got a brush up on my one star general in the rush. Yeah, I believe so. Okay. So Larry's a one
star general in the Russian army. The coolest one is the one with the space shit on it. We
should have looked this up before. I was a parachuter, paratrooper, paratrooper.
Astronaut cosmonaut. I was a cosmonaut gave birth to lizard people. Hell, that's what that means.
You can still see the umbilical cord. That's the country. That's the town I come from. I mean,
now you just got a big red star. Where'd you get these medals from? I got these a long time ago.
Okay, from one of our listeners actually. Really? Mr. X gave me this. Oh, nice. Yes,
and you know what he did? The whole jacket with the pins? With the pants too. Yeah. Oh, yeah,
you didn't wear the pins. The pins were like in bags and he said, here, put this shit on here.
And then he fucking gives me this and I put it online. And then he comes out and then he comes
out of the bathroom wearing like an even fancier one like a suit jacket. Dude, you guys were cosplaying
Russian soldiers? Well, I don't know. We were maybe going somewhere and it was like... Is this how
the butt stuff started? I don't know. Is that what you do? No, I mean, it sounds like the beginning
of a gay porno. No, I think we were going somewhere. We were going somewhere dressed like this?
Yeah, and he's here wearing this Russian uniform and he's like, you can keep it. And I was like,
oh, wow, thanks. You got to ask him where he got those medals from. And he had a whole bunch
of medals too for his own. I want to look them up for next week. Even each button has a little
star with a sickle and a hammer inside. Really? Yeah, man. This thing has a lot of fucking detail.
That's really... And you know what? It's really old and I was looking at the material and I was
telling my wife, my wife, very nice. I was telling my wife how nice the material is and I'm like,
they don't make shit like this anymore. This fucking shit. It repels blood. Yeah, I'm sure it does.
Christian blood. Probably repels some smaller caliber bullets. I mean, it's pretty fucking heavy
duty. Okay, put it on. Yeah, you put it on. You keep it on. But that medal with the... I mean,
it's just very... So they keep on dangling and they keep on dangling. And I have a little pin with...
I love how that one's safety pin. That's Vladimir Lenin. And I have a little round globe
acrylic like pin. Still globe? No, it's like a half globe. Round face. Like his face is inside
of a half of a marble. Yeah. Lenin's. Okay. And then I got this patch. Pretty dope. I see it. I said
the one with the safety pins on it. You don't know the meaning of any of these. No. Poor Mr. X
is pulling his hair out right now. I know. I know. I'm probably gonna get a vicious email. That's...
I mean, oh, did you want to read... Someone wrote us a letter. Yeah. You want to read just a snippet
of it? Is it time for... No, someone wrote us an email. So we wanted to... We said we'd read it
because it's silly. Yeah, but I thought I got rid of it because you said, fuck it, we're not gonna
do that. Oh. You said, oh, that's old hat. Let me see if... Well, not all of it was. Let me see if
I erased it. And I didn't say it was old hat. Oh, I did say it was old hat. Yeah. I'm just not into
vaccines that much. I know they're bad for you. That's all I really need to know. Mr. X tells me
what the... He gives me the news and all that shit. Yeah. Was there something good in there or no?
Well, it's long. And I mean, you know, you just can't... Okay, no, then that's fine.
My bad. I apologize for that. It's all right. It's just saying, you know,
how bad shit really is. And it's pretty loud, but... We know how bad shit is. I mean,
do you really think that it's getting better? Yeah. All I see on my news feed is how we're
bombing Gaza, bombing Gaza, so many bombing us. We're bombing them back. I'm so sick of this fucking
shit. All right. Well, now we have ourselves a real war. Yeah. And this is what everybody seems
like they wanted. Speaking of wars, it was 80 years ago yesterday. And I wish I would have
mentioned this on yesterday's edition of the show, because we had our little short fucking
podcast. Well, we just had a starter. Yeah. But anyways, on October 30th, which was yesterday, night...
Oh, man, what the fuck, man? That's my wife getting some kind of phone call or some bullshit.
This is her... We're using her computer. What the fuck? If she gets out of the phone,
if she talks through it, that's the funniest thing ever. You know what? It's gonna ring and ring.
We're still learning. Because she's fucking sleeping. She's not gonna answer it.
Oh, man. We're real. I gotta figure out how to disconnect that. We gotta figure that out pretty
good. I mean, now... Well, keep on going. So anyways, the radio play War of the Worlds,
Sarring Orson Welles aired on CBS, you know, 1938, 80 years ago.
And that caused chaos and panic. Well, yeah, using fake news bulletins and simulated on-scene
reports to portray an invasion by Martians. The broadcast sparked panic among listeners who
thought the dramatized events were authentic. Well, you know, the thing is, is that's the same
thing they're doing to us now, man. Fake news bulletins, simulated on-scene reports.
Okay. They do a lot of... It's not even real. It just shows...
This wasn't real, but that's exactly what they still do. They, you know, saw the cause and
effect. I think the media pits us against you. And here's the other thing about this War of
the Worlds bullshit. People think like everybody went into a fucking tizzy or a panic. He was doing
this radio broadcast out of a station in New York, out of CBS, you know, and somewhere on
Broadway or something and fucking... He was using streets and towns and landmarks of a little town
in New Jersey that was close by. So the people in that actual town were like, what the fuck is
going on? But when they went outside and saw that nothing was going on, they knew that it was bullshit.
So they didn't get into... It's a great panic. Yeah, but it didn't... It didn't cause as much of a
fucking panic as they say it does now 80 years later. Yeah, but people still did freak out.
They did. I mean, come on, they threw aliens at us and everybody just bad on eyelash. Like,
all right, cool. What's next? They're like, we see people getting murdered over here and...
Well, that's because we're... Take back and shit like that.
Yeah, because you're inundated with so much bullshit. That's like...
I mean, fuck, when we only had a couple of channels on the TV before cable, we got by.
Yeah. We didn't have to be completely... Our sets were flooded. I remember visiting my aunt and uncle
out in Los Angeles when we were kids, you know, and they had cable and it was like, wow, holy fuck,
man. Wow, this is some really cool shit, you know. Uh-huh. And? It was freaky. Seen cable? Yeah.
Well, just having more channels and different shit to watch. That's all. Yeah, but back then,
you know what though? It didn't have commercials on it. Now we fucking pay for it and they fucking
stick it to you with the commercial as well. We were talking about that Caps episode. How long
was it? 22 minutes? 21 minutes? Yeah, 20 minutes. Something like that. Isn't that double dipping?
No. Paying for the fucking channel and then also... It's what a brain watching the commercial.
It's like the lowest form of like MK Ultra. It is bullshit. It's well, they want... Shoot,
we were talking about this how our fucking data is worth more than we are as human beings.
Yeah, well... Think about it, they can make a million dollars off a year off our data.
If somebody's only making 30,000, 40,000 dollars a year, that's crazy. Yeah. If you want to put a
monetary price on a human being... Oh yeah, think about it, people are... If that's the kind of
fucking person you are, you're that kind of guy, huh? Yeah, but hanging out with my friend,
uh, Schlomo. And uh, what do you call... So I mean, if you think about that, like when I use my uh,
Jesus Larry... Oh, you took my fucking lighter that I took off the baby thing. Also, I want to
point out that the lighters are removable. So you could, you know, take them off, put them on at will.
It's a good, it's a good thing. Fuck you, maybe this is my train of thought.
Oh, what the fuck was that? Aw man. What are we talking about? Oh, this is great. It must have been bullshit.
Oh, about your data. Yeah. I'm using my, it's like when I'm using my uh, navigation and shit,
I'll stop at a stoplight and it's like Wendy's, McDonald's, like they're literally just you,
selling your data as you go along to these companies. Well, they're just picking up on your
signal, man. Yeah, they're following you around and then those companies are right on it and
everybody's fucking... Everybody, since the Patriot Act after 9-11, they never really looked back.
No. I mean, I don't even think that there's government psyopsis anymore. I think that it's
more like uh, homegrown shit. And seeing that. Or like people that are like uh, what do you call it?
And the thing is, the Patriot Act is so brutal because they pulled that shit on us and it was
without saying, without us having a choice, but with everybody vehemently agreeing because we
thought that we were in trouble. When the whole time that they knew they'd been, again, I can't
say the fucking name, Osama bin Laden didn't... Osama bin Hooten, is that what you said yesterday?
Osama bin Laden. How can you not say Osama bin Laden? Osama bin Laden did not fucking... We did a whole
episode on 9-11. I know, I know. But you know that he wasn't responsible. If you listen to our
episode at all, people, go back and listen. And you know, anybody that knows anything knows that.
What's that? That he didn't do it. Well, you know what? People are gonna believe what...
Some people want to find the truth out and some people don't. Some people are just content being
lemmings and just being fed shit and you're gonna eat bugs. So, but here's the thing, they took away
money away. They took away our rights on a lie and they knew it. I mean, as the country got
worse and we didn't know it until later is the problem. Well, we keep on just losing our rights
every year. That's the problem. Soon we're gonna have no fucking rights. And there's nothing good
with the comes out of that. Just another communist state working for the man. Because that's all
we're doing right now. We're just working for other countries giving our money away. Here you go.
Take my shit. But what we're doing as Democrats, we're saying is that we reinvest that money into
American companies and then we send the equipment out to them. Okay, well, then why are you leaving
it behind? How about you take it? Right. I'm gonna fucks our Black Hawk helicopter in our Humvee.
I want an armoured personnel carrier. Armoured. Yeah, it would be cool to have like a bear cat
parked in the driveway. Yeah. I mean, fuck. We're paying for this shit. What are they just leaving
it there? A little 50 cal gun coming off the fucking hood. I mean, I understand the shipping
cost is egregious, but we're the we're a suit. Here's the thing, though.
They're willing to fucking spend billions and billions. I like that the people that were stuck
in Israel. If you were an illegal immigrant wanting to come here or some kind of fucking whack job,
come on over for free. We'll pay for the fucking flight. We'll have the taxpayers pay for everything,
buddy. We'll give you a monthly salary, everything. But if you were an American citizen,
stuck in Israel, sorry, can't do nothing for you. Yeah, you had to pay for your own flight.
Not right now. Maybe not now, but in the beginning, that's what it was. Really do a birthright.
They were making you had to pay back. If you get a flight from these fucking from the United
States government, you have to pay them back for the flight. Okay, and? That's fucked up.
While they'll fly every fucking illegal immigrant all over the fucking place. I mean,
I do really want to talk about immigration. No, no, I'm we all know. I'm just saying that's
fucked up. They got the backs of people of who knows who, but they don't get the backs of the
fucking US citizens. But the funny thing is, is all kind of crazy back to the shit and voted
for these people now are like, I love those videos when they go up to the people and they're like,
Hey, we have these three illegals with us. Can they come and stay with you?
No, no, you know what I mean? Like, oh, I know, it's like, okay, well,
are they just asking when they're on the street? And I'm like, oh, I don't have enough room for
them. Well, why the fuck do we as a country anyone that said anyone that had one of those
yellow hope is alive signs in their fucking yard? You know, like,
a sign that's a fucking virtue signaling to show Democrats live in this house and we're hard
lefties and, you know, hope is alive. Where where is you never seen that fucking maybe I have in
passing. But yeah, that's all it's a little sign, dude. It looks like, you know, a lot smaller than
a vote for me sign, but it's a little plastic sign. What a sign is. That's all brother. Jesus,
lay off the chiba and all of those people that have any kind of little yellow sign that says
hope or anything like that in their yard, you know, suspect, they should have to take a immigrant
or two. Okay, maybe a whole family, maybe a whole family. Yeah, if they have a spare room. I mean,
we live in this country. So we're kind of accountable for them.
I'm not. Well, I'm not accountable for what I do. You don't work your sugar baby. So you're not
paying taxes. Oh, come on. Fuck you. Well, you're not. I mean, that's the truth. Sugar baby summer
is over. Now it's sugar baby snow. That's all right. Snowing like a bitch today. Yeah, but
hey, man, I know where it's still I mean, if they keep on letting these people the funny thing is
now these places these what what they call them safe cities or 15 minute cities? No, no, no, no,
sanctuary city, sanctuary. Yeah, where they were Chicago is one. Like we can't handle course. We
are. It's like, okay, well, then the government just has no it's like there's no communication
between what here's the thing when they said when they said, you know, okay, 10 years ago,
when all these democratic places said sanctuary city, they were talking about the people that were
already here. And don't take them and drag them out. They weren't talking about flood the fucking
system and bring as many motherfuckers as you could possibly fucking bring over. But they're
letting it happen. It's like, what do you want to do? No, they tell these people what are you
going to do government agencies tell their subordinates to stand down and just let people
walk you know what I mean, without any repercussions, no checking of anything. Like I know they get
some I'm not going to stand down. Huh? I'm never standing down to who anything. Well, I mean,
is that the hill you're going to die on? And that's a hill you're gonna be. I respect that
somebody's gonna die somewhere. Huh? You're gonna die in some way. No, the Buddha on my neck. I'm
happy with that. Yeah, me too. Because the way that this thing, this buffoon is taking us as the
World War three. Yeah. I like my life. It's cool, man. Yeah. I don't want to be we have a great
life and everybody thinks we don't know. So we're gonna need those fake fucking start fucking thrown
rocks in the middle. You're gonna have to get one of those fake spacesuits to save you from the
nuclear fucking fallout and blast and I don't want to be alive after that. I still have my
I want to die. I still have my cosmonaut suit. I don't I don't want to live you want to live in
an apocalypse. No, a nuclear apocalypse. Did people are safe in their bunkers? No, not at all.
But people in Japan live done. Well, yeah, nuclear apocalypse. You're not gonna buy the whole
world at one time. We're talking multiple. I mean, and we're in the range of it too.
So say la vie. Okay. Just gotta write it out, right? Don't have any saying it just start.
Well, the best possible another war was the best possible place to be is have that motherfucker
land right on you. Why? I want to be in the radius. I just evaporate. That's what I'm talking about.
Don't land on me. You got to be in the radius. Well, you'll be in the radius when it fucking goes
off. Yeah, that's what I just said. I don't think it goes off on the ground. But you know, it goes
above the ground. It explodes above the ground. That's what I'm saying. You want that thing to
be right there. You want to be right there. You don't want to live past that. Never watch
a video of that. It's crazy. Oh, yeah, man. That is not a radiation poisoning is not the way to go.
I mean, look at your look at your friends and Mother Russia. They love the poison people that
is their forte uranium, uranium poison is a nice one. Yeah, like they've got a bunch of guys.
They don't really care about that shit. And everybody knows who it is once they get point.
I mean, right, some guy got poisoned in Russia. Oh, I got poisoned in England. Wasn't it or
Belgium? Yeah. And fuck you think it was. It's funny. How about the one guy when they
he might have been a spy? I don't know if it was or not. And they they accuse them of it though.
Or maybe he was a newspaper reporter. I can't quite remember. But they poisoned him and his daughter.
How long ago was this shit that we recently know this we were on tour in Europe. So sometime between
it was probably like 2010. Okay, something like that. So they probably I've known two more point
three more poisonings. One was like a lexie something. Then they got another guy and his
daughter. Maybe that's what I'm talking about. Maybe that was recent. Okay, well,
you know, usually the daughter is an important in those Russian spy things in those Russian,
the gulag. And no, in those Russian, you know, those type of people that do spy type shit,
like a honeypot. Well, their daughters are very important tool. Yes, exactly. They use the daughter.
Well, she's brought up in that lifestyle and she's already a badass hardcore fucking. Yeah,
she's bred for that. By the time she's seven, she's already spying.
They really don't. I know a lot of I've been reading a lot of funny things that Putin's
dead that he had a heart attack. Yeah, have you seen that? God forbid no, I didn't.
I mean, I would vote for him right now. Man, you have to wear a red armband
and solidarity with your brethren and comrades. Why are they sad? Did he die really? No, I was
just reading some stuff about it. I think it's so funny. Like who knows what's real and who's not.
Yeah, there's so much bullshit. I just read a news. You know how many times I've heard that Putin was
dead and they had cancer and he had a heart attack and all these different things. It's just funny,
though. Yeah, that like people people just make fake news just to put it out there and like like
get us to talk about. But I think it's funny. Everybody I know I was everybody out there should
say a little prayer for Vlad. If he dies, there's guys I'm going to cry. Man, I'm putting usually
I'm gonna get you sent to Russia. I'm gonna call it Homeland Security on you. We're gonna take a
screenshot of this and we're gonna send it right to him, which is very funny, especially Homeland
Security will probably fucking come and give me a job because they're like, oh, he's already a fucking
star painting. He already likes communism. He'll be right along with our program. Perfect for you.
Yeah, they'll be like, just give him a different paper clip. Are you good with numbers or chemicals?
Exactly. I'll say yes, yes and yes. Yeah, because that's all you're gonna learn to say from that
point on. Yes, sir. The communist regime takes over and makes you start nailing bullets together
by hand. That's all I see is like a Russian sweatshop. Do's are like swinging hammers. No,
they got technology and shit. I like old CCCP dude when I was in the hammers. Cool. We were in
Poland and you know, you're driving around the country and shit backwards. No, no, when you drive,
say like you're driving around the United States and you're going out in the farmland and you see
the rows of whatever it is that they're planted and there's all these rows and they're perfectly
straight. And I was in Poland and I'm looking at the little field and the first of all the fields
are a lot smaller. I saw one armed guy in a tree and it was all and so I waved to him and he fell
and I'm looking at the field and the lines are all cook it every line and they're not like together
either they're each one and they're all done separately and I looked they all know they all
know the dude was fucking using a horse with a plow man like green anchors with one fucking thing
with one row at a time. Yeah, I was like wow man that must take a lot of fucking time to do that.
Yeah, it sounds like it. Yeah, you're really relying on this animal and I don't even think it was a
horse that might have been like a fucking donkey. Yeah, yeah.
And I was just like wow man. It was wild and you know what in every every little field was
those crooked ass fucking lines all over the place. You're just having to live with yourself
with your memories and your mind and that's it. What else do you have man? Huh? Well you have
telephones and TV and all this other shit just like just being stuck out there. Oh just because
they got cell phones and shit too just because they're plowing the field without a machine
doesn't mean they don't have a cell phone. I'm not talking about them Larry I'm just saying
living off the grid. Yeah, is that the ultimate goal of anyone or is it people destined to be
stuck in these suburban hell holes? I don't think it's anybody's fucking goal. First of all all the
kids today man their fucking main goal is to be a tiktok star or be an only fan tour or fucking
yeah you know what I mean they think they're gonna be millionaires from
showing their clothes or putting on makeup or whatever the fuck it is. Shaking your ass in front
of the camera. Yeah, shaking your ass in front of the camera. And so you know and then yeah and then
it just degenerates further and further but kids actually don't do anything make videos and think
they're gonna be millionaires. They try to monetize them. But every single fucking person is trying
to do that. There's billions of people trying to do that. You know I learned a long time ago to
just say fuck it who cares you gotta approach it like the punk rock. Oh Larry's philosophy corner.
You can't begin it for the money or else. But that's what the stage of our society is in right now.
I know. Like we're into this technical and digital age. That's why they're never gonna go anywhere
or have any enjoyment or succeeded anything else besides that because when they don't you know when
one of the million kids that becomes the millionaire okay great for him or her but how about
the other you know 999,000. Yeah and you have to sustain it. You have to do like I was watching
this thing about these only fans models what they have to do to stay relevant. Yeah it's a full-time
job pictures all day videos like talking to people like it just sounds I mean it's like look at how
lazy we are with this. We tweet like a couple times here and there you know a few times a week
maybe five times a week three times in one day and then we don't do it for a couple days and then
yeah no I understand that. You know when you're doing that you have to be consumed with that and
therefore you have no other skills other than maybe teaching people how to do that. Not alone
people on the internet. And that would be where the real money is is to teach people how to do that
like what my nephew how to stay relevant. Oh man it sounds like a horrible existence. But that would
be like the only person that makes money like in the old days at the gig. It's like a pimp. The only
guy that made money was the guy that came with the PA they'd say well you know the PA rental was like
300 bucks you know I'm talking back in like 1980. How did we get to this point? Well I'm just saying
that's the same thing we're doing now with that. With what? Forget it. Moron. That's a new purpose.
Fucking doofus. What a doofus. This like now you know what the nice thing about the video
I don't expect is that I could see what a doofus looks like. This fucking doof.
I need this. This is a special needs helmet. Yeah he doesn't wear that. That helmet is not for fun.
No it's a medical. He's got a medical helmet. I remember when I was a kid in little league
in this kid he had a helmet that he had to wear like the batting helmet even when he was in the
outfield all this shit. And I was like why does he have to wear the helmet? And the coach tells me
he's got a plate in his head. And I'm thinking well I didn't you know I was so young I'm thinking
like a plate. Like a dish plate. Yeah like a dinner plate. Like how does he have a plate in his head?
Now I just never asked any questions. I was just like okay. So do you wear a helmet everywhere?
No just when we were playing baseball. Could you use a microwave around him? I have no idea.
I didn't know the kid other than he was on little league with me. Like in headaches when he could
take it. I was never on the same team as him. But I asked about it. Let him plate in his head.
Yeah. Do you have to I don't. And then I remember asking my mom and dad hey have you ever heard of
anyone having a plate in their head and my dad's like oh yeah. And so I'm thinking what the fuck the
kid has a plate in his head. I wonder how that goes. They have to like cut your head open again
and redo the plate because when you grow. I don't know man. It's fucked up brother. If you grow
then you're gonna have to probably. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Like you're gonna have to compensate for
this kid was like. Had he did have an oversized melon. Like he. He just realized. Yeah. Now
no I didn't just realize this but he probably did grow further from that. It made him look like a
bobblehead doll. Yeah he did. It looked like fucking Ron Santo fucking Biblehead. Yeah he looked
like Stewie. Oh what was his name. I don't remember his fucking name. Good old oblong head. Yeah. Good
old oblong. We call him. I be. Probably shouldn't have been playing baseball. If you gotta wear a
helmet. That's why I. Understand that. Even in the outfield if he gets dunked on the head. Yeah.
What happened. You know what this kid was good. He was the fucking pitcher. I don't. Yeah. I don't
switch if it hits you in the plate. He could fire it in faster than a grown adult. We were like
fucking eight years old. Every once in a while he bit you. That's all right. They'd have to get the
stick out. Down boy. Get away. That's all right. He's got a plate in his head. Exactly. So he's kind
of. You understand though. Yeah I don't understand but I really don't understand. When I was a kid
I was just fucking blown fucking away. A plate in his head. What the fuck is it. I'm thinking it
must be like a saucer like a tea saucer. It can't possibly be a full size plate.
And I was thinking maybe they took a piece of the plate and then my parents you know they don't
explain any further. I'm like have you ever heard of anyone have a plate. Oh yeah. And then that's
it. They don't say you know it's not a regular. Yeah like you would tell your son you know son
it's not a regular plate. It's that's what they call it. A metal plate. Yeah more fathomable. Yeah.
You understand right. Now I get it. Yeah Jesus let me see that joint please.
Just look at that thing. What the heck. It's fucking stellar.
Yeah don't forget about those lighters at times y'all.
Wow. So anything happen.
That was exciting. While you were fucking trick or treating today. No not at all. No.
Just that it's very pagan as a maleal kid. Yeah I didn't participate in the devil.
People with blood on their face. Yeah. Yeah. When we came out. I understand for little kids it's
cool. It's funny. We were coming out of Walgreens that kid that very Luciferian. Yes that kid that
was like a grown adult. Well actually he was bigger than us with the clown makeup looked a little bit
like the Warriors. I don't understand. Clockwork Orange or something. This is like this is some
people the most special day. They love this fucking day. Like I think this is the day brother. I just
don't understand it. I really don't. I mean this is the day to pray everybody. Everybody that fucking
cares. If I work with you I don't need to see you in a fucking clown costume. That's the truth.
Unless you're dressed like a sexy cop or a sexy nurse and you're not a dude. Right. I'm cool with
that. But anything else besides that grown dude dressed like you know what I saw a lot of. You
don't want to go to Boys Town on Halloween. Couples costumes really make me want to punch
someone. Yeah. They really do. Yeah. Oh you love each other so fucking much. Yeah piss off. Yeah.
Well get out of here with that shit. Yeah. But I'm not that I couldn't agree more. I'm not that
type of person though. There's people like that. I didn't dress up for Halloween much past the
fucking phase of trick or treating and then even at the end of still trick or treating like
going around with no costume. Yeah. And most people gave you candy still but some people
would be like you don't have a costume kid. Get the fuck out of here. They would say that. Yeah.
And not give you any candy. And then you'd egg their house and slash your tires. Yeah.
We'd break their windows. We were in little Nikki. I thought you only said you did businesses in
school. Oh yeah. Yeah. Not on Halloween though. That was open. That was like you were in a devil's
night. Halloween was fucking open season. Oh my gosh. Exactly. We didn't know any better man.
We were dummies. Yeah. I mean it really does transpire in a lot of ways doesn't it. Yeah.
But some people like we were talking about some people this is their whole existences today.
I knew some people that love their house was like all Halloween all year round.
Anton LeVay the writer of the satanic Bible says I'm fine right now. He said he was glad that there
was one at least one day a year that Christian parents let their kids worship the devil. Okay.
That was his take on Halloween. Well I don't know how this is the night man. You know what's weird.
I was in when we were in Walgreens getting that beer and shit. I was looking at the magazine rack
and they had the exorcist witches. Night of the Living Dead. Eight different magazines. I thought
I'd be able to remember the names. But well this was eight different fucking satanic fucking magazines.
Oh hauntings haunted houses all this shit. And I'm thinking wow look at this. There's eight rags
and I know it's Halloween time and shit but man they really really really want to push that shit
and they make it feel they want you to feel like it's not a big thing. They want you to think that
it's no big deal. But the truth is is the truth Larry. It is a big deal man. It's fucking who.
It's a big deal if you don't want to fucking burn brother. It should be a big deal to you but if you
don't care you know you think you're gonna. No no I know I know. But that's what they do to the kids
though and they desensitize them and they make them think cool and they were you know oh look cool
the exorcist. Ha ha ha they laugh they think it's just a movie. I mean but people do get fucking
uh fucking possessed and shit and shit like that. Yeah they do they do. I don't really I don't I don't
see the connection between a little kid uh. No it just eases it just eases it in it makes it more
accessible to them. Yeah it's a grooming thing. It makes it more accessible to them when they get
older. Let me tell you to become that slutty nurse or that fucking. Everything accessible. You know
chainsaw massacre. Kids don't need help. Everything is accessible. They don't need help. Man video
games are crazy still. But I'm telling you they're helping them along like a motherfucker with this
shit. Excellency on the other day push. I mean just think about it Halloween is just a fucking
made up day. You know what I mean it's not it has no significant value to anybody. The only people
that are making people give this just you know what I was thinking about this. No listen I was thinking
about this. They make rubber masks. The only country and the fattest country and we give one day where
we give candy to children. That's it bro. Isn't that crazy. Okay so my kid comes up to me and I have
he's got like a big pumpkin big ass pumpkin and I got a plastic bag like a you know just like a
plague bag from the grocery store. Right. And he just dumps it all in there and it fills the whole plastic bag
and it's like huge candy bars king size candy bars and shit and he doesn't eat that much sugar but
I'm like holy shit man look at this week he does. There's like five pounds of candy in one's
fucking bag. You didn't bring none motherfucker. I don't eat that shit. What about me bitch. I don't
care about you. You're a fucking jag off. See that's why this guy out right now. People I am America
will stand against Russia. Here's the thing man you gotta know that. What's that. What tell me what I gotta know.
No I'm telling you. You already know. Yeah why don't you stand in the Russian accent. I'm telling the people out there.
I will put you in an arm bottle. This fucking guy man. Oh okay now you're gonna talk shit about America.
Turn into a weird debate all of a sudden. It's like the Rocky movie you got that fucking hat on.
From the people to the people for the people. I got the Russian thing. That's what I was saying.
I didn't see the movie but I saw like commercials. Is she Rocky? I saw the first one. Oh okay well
you didn't really miss in anything. Yeah I saw the first one in the movie theater.
And then I might have saw the one with Mr. T because some girlfriend had some videotape maybe
and we watched it as kids. I'm sure it wasn't her and a black guy. Yeah maybe and other than that man
I never got into Rocky. It's very cheesy right? Yeah it's fake as fuck. Well now I mean back then it was cutting edge.
I think he sold everything he had sold his dog to make the script and then. He did for real in real life.
Yeah and then like wow I think he made a porno too.
But. Doesn't everybody. I have. Have you. No. Okay that didn't sound too reassuring
the way he said that. Yeah let me have some more alcohol. No I haven't. What did you say now?
No that's you know what I that always seems to go to. Was that Mary calling me? No I'm kidding.
Remember when they used to have in Playboy like some chick would get into a scandal and then she'd
pose in Playboy or like Hustler or something. Well no here's what happened. Jessica Han did it.
She'd had with Jim Baker. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. And then there was um fuck.
There's been a bunch. I just can't say I'm stoned right now so I can't think. I remember back in the
day that Larry Flint you know. God rest his soul. RIP Larry Flint. RIP Larry Flint would offer all the
time. He was a real American. Yes he was and here's how American he was. He would put in ads and full
page ads in Hustler. Did he try to get the tapes the sex tapes from someone? I'm sorry I didn't mean to
interrupt you. Okay well here's what he did. He would put in full page things saying that he was
offering a million dollars and then he would up the price five million dollars whatever to get
Jacky O to come in and do a thing and then somebody I think it was in Hustler. Finally they did
the first lady at this point. No it was after but you know they they thought she was hot I guess
and she was you know whatever. She was okay for back then. Yeah she was no um Brigitte Bardot. No
she was no what's Trump's wife you know whatever. Ivanka Trump. No I think that's his daughter but
yeah I take his daughter too though she's beautiful too. You're just saying. I mean you're like the
this is your brain on drugs commercial. So here's but here's what they did then a couple years later
after you know a few years of them putting those ads like that somebody did collect the money and got
naked pictures of her. Really? Gallivanting around and some yacht from far away with a
telephoto lens but she was bush bush tits everything. What a creep dude to go through this. Yeah I mean
and they published these motherfuckers in Hustler. He must have had a lens that was 10 feet long.
That was in the middle of the she's in an international war. Right exactly. Jesus. Yeah yeah.
You know what the distance of people go. And so I remember looking at the pictures when I was a
kid and I didn't even know who the fuck she was you know because I'm like who the fuck is Jackie
Oh and then my dad explained to me see that was Kennedy's wife and I'm like who the fuck was Kennedy.
No man. Because I was you know I got killed by the government. But he but you know what it was
before I was born so I really didn't they didn't talk about Kennedy daily like they do now it wasn't
like at least not to kids it wasn't conspiracy theories fly and left right and center like it
is today with the computer and shit. Well I didn't know until later like until I saw that
hustler who can't he wasn't and then my dad explained who Kennedy was to me. Yeah I mean like I said
and they did a real a real low life man. Yeah you're just chasing her down just trying to catch her
naked like well here's the thing you probably just stumbled on her this low life. I don't know about
he's probably no this hit your mic. Listen though this guy's probably doing it to every boat he sees.
I mean this guy's got to put a trailer on his lens. Actually they make I mean imagine that
yeah but he probably doesn't set to every boat he sees. But you know yeah those paparazzi guys
they know the right boat and they're like oh that boat just took off out of the harbor that
it. Well yeah they're paying. I can't think of his fucking name but oh the fucking off. Something
onassus was the fucking oil tycoon that she married after Kennedy. Yeah that's why they called her
Jackie because it was Jackie Kennedy onassus. I thought he did shipping. He wasn't shipping guy
but he also had a badass yacht where his bitch gallivanted around naked. I don't know. That's
what it was in Hustler. I mean I wouldn't want to chase Larry Flint in print in all lives. The
photographers they take like upskirt shots of like celebrities they wait for him to get out of the car
and get the right. That sounds like a great job. Those are the best. Let me tell you. I still want to get Larry Jones
photographer. Larry and he's a shoe cam. He also takes pictures. You gotta walk around.
It's a big yeah right. It's got a big. A big long bicycle cable like a break cable. Yeah it's running
through your jeans. It just comes out right here. It looks more like a pervert. You with your hand in
your shirt or the flash going off and the women changing. Actually you would be more of a guy
faster guy. You could stick your foot right under the door. Yeah just do it with the back of the
toilet. They're not going nowhere. Exactly. So I mean that's patent pending too. Totally. So don't
take that idea. Yeah I think we already patented it on a much earlier episode. Do you ever see the guys
using the leaf blower and they'll like to go blow chicks up or they blow off black girls hair. No
I like it. I don't know if it's real but man some of them do get mad. It seems like
they have you know I mess with the black girls hair. Yeah that's one way to get slapped. Yeah
I remember what Grant would tell me about when he lived in Atlanta on Saturday and Sunday mornings
he said there'd be tumbleweaves from the girls fighting the night before and getting their hair
yanked out. You know they're fighting and beating the shit out of each other in some parking lot.
I'll drunk and then the next day the hair would be blowing around the streets.
Oh it's pretty funny. Yeah it's like a cigarette button. Tumbleweaves.
You see them all the time too. That's really I don't know shit about hair so yeah that's what
they just rip them they just like put them in and they just rip them out that's funny.
No no but dude no no that has to be sewed in and it's not yeah it's not like just putting on a
wig or we've been putting in a yeah it's really a process you know they go buy the hair and shit.
I know all about it because I read. Man so many things I want to say but
keep that from when we shut the camera off. Well I know all about it because I read this
book called the real Trayvon Martin and then uh or no not the real Trayvon Martin it was called
I forgot man but his uh I forgot what the fucking thing was called and I also I will I will tell you
on the next episode the title of this book and DVD you can read it and then watch it or vice versa.
The book was really good man. I don't fucking believe you but that's fine.
And this girl that he went out with diamond. Diamond? Yeah and she was fucking. Is that a stage
name or was that a real name? Wow. It sounds like a stage name. It was a fake name. Okay I imagine
that. But you know what she went by that for years and her family called her that. Sure she was more
she was Haitian and she was black though but she was fucking beautiful and uh she took your wallet. Well she she uh it's a big it's a big thing but you know it's all about Trayvon Martin.
She was hooked up with him. I forgot about that. Yeah it was Trayvon Martin's not really his girlfriend but he wanted it to be his girlfriend.
She was fucking making that kid crazy and that was one of the reasons he went off on that George Zimmerman guy. They think they say drugs and money are bad and it's women.
And George Zimmerman you know he was Hispanic but uh his name should have been Jorge but for some reason at the last minute they call him George and so the media just made him out to be a white supremacist guy but the truth was he was one of those big.
How did we get on this man? It's because of the weaves because of the weaves because of the weaves. Oh yeah man you just went to a. And people in uh and George Zimmerman. Alright okay.
He was actually a big brother to a couple of black kids and he would take them out and get pizza bring them bowling fucking. I got a black friend. Okay well no no no he was like one of those big brothers like you sign up and they say okay these kids are
in trouble. Listen man I don't. So fuck you you would you don't you know you've seen the commercials right where they say. You know what I mean people shouldn't people should carry guns but they should be responsible with them.
This kid was beating his fucking head against the ground for a long time. One thing I do respect about the Israelis the IDF is that they train their people. Everybody should be trained to some extent.
Well here's the thing man here's the thing to defend themselves. The kid was not guilty George Zimmerman was not guilty and let me tell you something else.
Obama used that. Oh man. Obama used that. Bathhouse Berry used that for a second term. Because exactly what he wanted to happen happened. Because he knew that George Zimmerman was not guilty and he knew that he would get off.
And he knew that it would fucking make the people pissed off. Everybody on the left would vote for Obama then again for a second time King trial the news blew that out. Yeah. And I mean I'd listen.
Nobody's right in that situation but the media is what drives us to do horrible things. We don't know the politics of the shit back then like we don't know what was going on with the.
There's no one who was the senator in California back then who was the president back then. I don't remember all that shit because I didn't connect all that shit like I do now. Well yeah I didn't read books and things like that back then I was you know I was in my 20s.
And fucking wanting to get high and not pay attention. I do pay attention like man this is fucked up right going on my whole life. I should have just fucking stayed the other way. This has been going on before you were born.
Now it's just a whole new breed of what they want you know what I mean. Communism. Yeah. Nothing you know destroying middle class families.
Nihilistic it's fuck. But that's why we have such a cheerful show. It is. We talk about that happy shit. Could be a lot worse. That's why we we indulge.
Because it might be our last day the way things are going. It might very well be man. It's definitely the end of day. The best thing is is Amforth.
He was like I remember back you know maybe in 2010 when everybody's talking about this Mayan calendar and they say that the world is going to be over in December 12 2012 and all that shit.
And they had the fucking movies in the theaters and all this bullshit. And Amforth was like no I know I know. But he's like you know that was his retirement plan. That was Mark's retirement plan.
The Mayan calendar. Yeah. And he's like if the world don't end on fucking March on December 12 2012 Larry I am fucked or December 21st or whatever the fucking date was.
And he's because that was his 401k plan. And then when it didn't end of course a couple weeks later he's like dude I am fucked man. I mean it was kind of funny.
Usually that was a for you say you're fucked. Right. Yeah. I mean this is the real thing. If you're really really fucked and everybody's pitching this Mayan calendar bullshit.
And you're you know a guy that's exactly he wants to the world's going to end. You're going to spend everything you have on fucking December 20th.
MREs and heroin and when it doesn't end the next day you're going to be a handgun fuck man. So when you're all out of everything you can kill yourself. Yeah.
Or yeah because who wants to live in this existence right. Yeah. But anybody believe what you know there's people that what they thought JFK Jr. was going to come back. Come on.
That's very silly. People think that he's alive. OK. How do you know this you met him. No I haven't met him.
Oh then how do you know he's my friends met him. Oh one of your friends met him. Who's that. My friend. I know this guy. No you don't everybody you know Larry.
My buddy Richie. Oh your buddy Richie. I've never met him. Where's he from. He had a cigarette he had a cigarette back in the day with JFK.
Oh really when he was still alive back in the day. Yeah. And he had a picture with him and I remember my wife was so pissed she was so jealous she's like you motherfucker. He was a sex symbol. Yeah.
I mean the Kennedy's just all the chicks like any lock do they they try to take everybody out.
That's their thing. They almost got RFK. Yeah. I mean if that's what they want us to believe. Well that could be another thing too.
They deny it's a secret service. It's a lot of psyops. You know the other thing is I don't know.
He's just a guy that's going to be like you know the Ross Perot. Well he's going to be like yeah but he's going to suck up votes from here and there and it's not going to be enough to.
He's going to maybe skew the election but he's not going to fucking help it. I don't know man. I don't know it's too bad. You know here's the thing.
Here's the thing about RFK. If there was an entire party full of people like him with a fucking brain but they don't want someone with a brain.
They want someone with an ego and someone that's a dummy that they can push around and push and you know and tell them what's going to happen.
Obviously who they got now. This guy's almost dead. Yeah. He really is. He looks well they're going extreme. They're going extreme extreme with this guy.
But think about all the presidents we've had except for Trump. They're all just getting told and fucking seeing how you don't know what was going on behind the scenes with Trump.
No I don't. OK so on the surface he was a lesser of two evils. People didn't like him on the surface. He was the lesser of two evils.
People still don't like him. People there are people dedicated to hating him every day and then there's people that are dedicated to loving him every day.
Crazy. Yeah. There is. Well there's a fanatical. Again that's extremism. I gotta blow my fucking nose. OK. But people are very fanatical.
I was reading this thing about they had like Trump syndrome or something like that. Like what's up. I'm showing my all your medals. Yeah. OK.
You're a power bottom in the Pheno army. Yeah. Exactly. That's fine. But I was going to say. Yeah. Shit.
You're talking about Trump and the people that are fanatical about them. Like they have stores. Man I got to remember everything.
I don't know about that. But they have like stores dedicated to him throughout the United States. So I don't know.
I mean I just don't want to be. I don't want to be involved. I don't know about throughout the United States.
I haven't seen any in this whole state. I said throughout the United States there might be one down south.
I went all the way down south. All right Larry. I mean shit man. Two different routes all the way down to the Southern tip.
Ellen right. Five states Larry. How's that. OK. Yeah. Yeah. OK. I didn't say I'll go with that. I'll go with that. Thanks Larry.
Ass clown. Well listen motherfucker. People get really fun. We want to stay factual. Huh. We want to be factual on this show.
Man you wouldn't know facts if it's sat on your face. You really are.
I'm just a horrible person. I can't believe you're doing this on camera.
I mean this is like rule number one. It's a thing that issues there man.
It's not. It's not. Larry. I threw him in the garbage.
Fucking. What.
You are such garbage.
I mean you just can't. You just here's the thing man. Well what's the thing man.
You're in a band for many many years starting from little Nikki you lose all your manners.
They go right out the fucking window. Sex pistols voice.
I got no fucking manners. Fucking asshole.
Everything's got to come back to how Larry kissed dudes in the band all the time. Oh man.
That's all right. You got to relive your fantasies Larry.
Things are getting a little hot in there. Start talking about gay stuff.
The jacket heats up.
You're fucking hilarious buddy. I'm not trying to be.
I just like ripping it off. Good cause you're not.
All right thanks man. I appreciate that.
Now you're cracking yourself up.
Oh yeah thanks to Shorty yesterday for coming by and hoping I felt.
Yeah that's the main thing man. That's why we got videos.
Cause of my nephew Alex. He is the best fucking kid out there.
This kid is really really cool. Thank you very much.
He did a lot of work for us. That I would have never have been able to figure out.
So I really really.
It's difficult getting old and having to like. Yeah.
I mean like I didn't even I couldn't even navigate three quarters of I know how to look
for porn. I know how to like Google shit.
And that's really like you know what I mean. Like I would have to download files.
I'm like I don't know. I don't know how to what.
I don't have a computer. I don't know how to Google shit.
But I know how to look for porn and I know how to tweet.
And I could do this camera shit. Look at us man.
Getting better every day. Now. Now I could do the camera thing.
It's all about getting better every day. And I know how to work.
And I could work the computer and the little recording.
The digital audio workstation. So.
That's pretty. I'm pretty computerized for a fucking old man.
And a real dope addict. Thanks pal.
You are. I mean Jesus man. This guy.
Holy crikey. You smoke like three joints.
No man. That's not. I'm not a dope addict.
Yeah. You're. You'll take that the wrong way.
I don't use fucking drugs.
Just smoke a little weed. A little.
You just smoke three joints.
Smoke a little weed.
In there. But that's all right though.
You got to keep it going man. You do man.
You got to keep the party going. Keep that well oiled machine you have
over there.
Keep the well oiled machine oiled.
Nice and oiled.
Referred cigarettes and PBR.
You know. Real.
Dye the champs.
Shaped as if it was just like God himself.
A different grain of wood.
Speaking of God himself. The next day tomorrow is.
What's that? All Saints Day.
What does that mean?
It's some other bullshit. You know what?
That's Catholic.
That's Catholic bullshit.
You know what?
You're not a legal.
No. Because.
I just want to.
I just want to reiterate that they.
Carry it on to the next day.
Their celebration continues.
What is it?
In disguise.
What is your own Saints Day?
I don't know. It's some kind of Catholic thing.
Why are you bringing it up?
So just bring something up and they have nothing to come back with.
Yeah.
I did.
You probably have something to do with Saints right?
Yeah.
You can have a bullshit here for a minute.
Yeah it is.
It's something to do with Saints and it's you know.
What?
It's like St. Patrick's Day or St. Joseph's Day.
It really doesn't mean anything because.
Well somewhere.
Who's to make who a saint?
Who the fuck sainted these people?
Someone.
Some pope or somebody?
So I don't think that fucking.
I try to keep my distance from the Vatican.
Me too.
And I don't think he has any authority in my world or in my life.
Who's that?
The pope.
I don't think he should be able to fucking call out who's going to be a fucking saint.
Just like anything.
The pope's just a fucking patty.
He doesn't really control anything.
Hmm.
He's the head of the fucking satanic organization man.
He's pretty up there.
Do you think that he goes to every meeting and dude.
I mean there's so much going on there.
Yeah dude.
They need him there.
His head spins around and shit.
He's fucking spitting fire.
He's shooting beams out of his eyes.
He's like a superhero?
Yeah.
Except he's really fucking evil.
An evil super.
They go in this serpent room man.
They got this throne that he sits in that looks like a fucking, a cobra coming over him and shit.
That sounds pretty cool.
Yeah.
It looks like it would be the stage for like some kind of fucking death metal band.
Yeah.
You know it's real devilish.
You'd like it.
That's fine.
I would like it.
Who built this room?
I mean and why is it?
I don't know who built it.
Is this real or is it made in the shop?
It's old.
It's in the Vatican.
No man.
There's pictures of it all over the place.
Okay.
I'll believe it.
It's legit.
And the Pope is there and there's horns coming out of his head and he's fucking breathing
fire like I said.
It's fucking bad.
It's really bad.
Well the Vatican controls.
I mean.
How about this man?
There's our own entity here.
Washington DC.
Mm-hmm.
The Queen's little fucking palace.
They're fucking hand palace.
And the Vatican are three places that are places unto themselves that don't belong to the surrounding
area that have no fucking, they don't have to abide by any laws.
Well.
They could do whatever the fuck they want.
I don't know if they can't abide by no, no.
I don't know.
Well.
I mean they have.
It's not like they haven't.
There's a track record of what's going on there.
But what do they usually do?
Brush it under the rug?
Or they exile this person?
Or excommunicate him?
Right?
They don't.
They make them.
They had no nothing to do with them.
I mean look what they did with all the church scandals.
People's we were talking about.
Yeah.
Would they tear serial killers houses down?
Yeah.
But they keep the churches up because those generate revenue.
And also the guys that do the fucking weird shit.
All the satanic child pedophiles shit.
They don't even get fired.
They don't even go to jail.
They get moved to another fucking position in the same company that they already worked
in.
Well they just move them to different dioceses.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
Shift into another place where you could fucking.
Do the same thing.
Yeah.
And it's fucked.
The most heinous things ever.
It's fucked up.
And then cover it up and keep on doing it.
I mean some of these people were moving out of the country.
That's the extent that.
And our pope that we have now.
Not our pope but the pope that's in there now.
Yeah.
I mean he might be your pope but he's not my pope.
I didn't vote for him.
Me either.
He was one of the head molesters and so you know who else was a high high satanic fucking
molester was the German fucker rat singer.
Okay.
You know whatever his name was.
The Hitler Youth guy.
He was a Hitler Youth kid when he was little and.
So he was a Gestapo person.
You know a lot of people say they you know they forced him to do it but he was one of
the ones that said I loved it.
I loved being Hitler Youth.
And then.
Well he could get psychopaths and sickos and sociopaths.
And then he is the only motherfucker that quit.
He started his own branch.
Most of these cocksuckers die in office.
Oh.
He's the one that quit.
Remember when the pope quit back.
Remember when the pope quit maybe fucking ten years ago.
Oh yeah I remember that.
All that shit with the smoke.
Different colors.
Yeah like the black smoke.
Back then me and my wife were watching BBC news.
We used to think it was real.
We were so fucking brainwashed.
You were watching the news.
Yeah.
Well no it's all lies.
It's so wrecking.
Well we thought it was.
It was a 9-11 tape to ask clowns.
We thought it was.
We know you lost all the originals and the tapes and the backups.
Everything.
I used to like Al Jazeera.
I don't know if that was true or fake.
No that's even more.
But I think that was some good interesting shit.
Orange pill stuff there.
That was my favorite news really.
I mean it's cool seeing dudes cruise around in the desert and trucks with guns.
They talked about everything though.
Yeah they have world forum and stuff.
Yeah.
But the thing is we actually thought the BBC news was legit back then.
And then.
We were so dumb.
But still watching the news every day.
You know why man?
Because he was probably I'm sure his fucking vertebrae's were starting.
He was getting old.
His vertebrae's in his neck are starting to get fucked up from head spinning around at
all these ceremonies and shit.
You know that fucking guy is the picture of evil.
You ever noticed?
Do you know what he looked like?
Do you know what this guy looked like?
The German fucking pope?
Nope.
Okay.
You know what the new one looks like right?
Nope.
Okay we got like a little.
I don't watch TV.
I am not up to anything.
Okay.
Well you don't have to watch TV to know what the pope looks like.
You're gonna see pictures of them and shit.
I don't like seek out the pope on my phone.
If I run across a pope news story I don't click on it.
It's never good news.
I really don't care what the pope says.
He goes to these places.
He had to be oblivious.
Dude it's like a rock concert this guy.
He drives around in the pope mobile.
Yeah.
That'd be cool to smoke dope in there.
In that little dome.
Yeah.
Just climbing the hell out of there.
Just driving through the windows a little bit open.
But rat singer.
Okay this guy.
Yeah what do you think?
His face first of all his name is good rat singer because he looks like a rat.
Okay.
And he's got dark fucking circles.
He's got these demonic sharp pointy teeth.
I don't know man.
The guy is fucked up man.
I mean that's crazy.
Usually a pope is a pope for life right?
Yeah and he's the first one to quit.
He probably saw some shit and he was like off fuck.
Oh they're blackmailing him.
He got really caught up with that shit.
That's usually what it is.
But he was one and not only was he one of the head molesters but he was also in charge
of moving.
Well yeah.
Head molester.
And he was also in charge of moving the molesters around to different fucking places.
He was a fucking pervert hider.
Pervert hider.
Yeah.
Molester headhunter or distributor.
Yeah.
Now he hid perverts.
God imagine that's a lot of work man.
It's a lot of work.
I mean imagine hiding all them perverts.
I'm not having that guilt.
You know what I mean?
Like you have to sign off on all this shit.
You know you're being pressured from all sides.
It's a whole side.
Because he's a satanic motherfucker.
He doesn't care.
That's part of the satanic ritual is to fuck little kids.
He doesn't have guilt.
He has joy.
Okay.
So you can't think of it like a normal person like we would.
Oh I understand that.
Where you would say oh my god.
God forbid who the fuck would even do that.
You gotta think of it like a satanic fucking pope.
Ahead of a satanic cult.
Listen it's been proven through time that there are people that do heinous things to
people that you can't fathom or that you can't believe that other humans do to other humans.
Especially popes.
Nothing shocks me.
All through history.
You know humans have proven themselves to be, turn on each other.
We're the ones that's gonna cause our own extinction.
No shit Sherlock.
Aw man.
It's so pathetic.
Let me tell you Larry.
No shit Sherlock.
Aw man.
What time is it?
I don't know man.
Let's check.
You didn't even look at it.
No.
So.
Okay.
What time is it?
We've been going for a while.
A little over an hour.
Oh crap.
Yeah like an hour and 12 minutes or something.
Alright we'll do your hit list.
I didn't even get through all the little things I had written down.
I mean do you know what that five minute thing about or ten minute thing about Trayvon Martin
really smoothed the pod and took it to a complete halt.
Are you kidding man?
I'm not kidding.
People are gonna comment and say man dude Larry that was the most interesting fucking
shit.
You forget halfway through what you're talking about.
I fucking told the whole story son.
And by the way, fuck you.
By the way yesterday when you said I moved the camera I watched over.
It was you.
Man.
I will rewatch it.
It's only about ten minutes in when it happens.
You stand up and you move it and you're like look at my sweatshirt and that's when you
did it.
No no.
It's right when you first went up there when it went black the first time.
We're not gonna argue about that.
I will fucking, man I will come in there kick you right in the side of your knee, grab you
by your throat man, get you, oh.
Work your ass over with an elbow for America too.
Work your ass over with an elbow for America.
Just raining hawks on you.
American Eagles.
First and foremost man I wanna shout out my nephew Alex.
Without him we wouldn't be able to do this.
He's like the ultimate producer.
No shirt Nick.
Thanks for having Alex as a son.
No filter Frank.
Man we seen your ass today.
So we were driving to Walgreens and there's this motherfucker with a huge ass truck.
Parked in the wrong lane on the wrong side of the road.
And this road isn't that big.
No.
And it's in the middle of the road and he's got a big motherfucking truck and I'm like
who the fuck is this?
On the way there.
Yeah.
And on the way back I saw the license plate.
And he's like oh my god that's Frank and Frank was like delivering a pizza or something
at this house near my house and it was he was still parked there even though it took
us forever at Walgreens.
Thanks Frank.
Yeah.
Son of a bitch.
Nice seeing you Frank.
Me and Frank are on the other side of the road.
Yeah we're gonna go see DRI probably Sunday.
You javill man what's up buddy.
Jeff Almrock for what's up bro.
Oh did he get you javill did he get out of prison in India?
Yeah he's not in prison.
No he did.
He thought he got out.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna go see him.
Stoney, Bobby, Kiki man we miss you tonight bro.
Big Joe what's up bro.
How you doing dad?
Groucho.
Oh man.
Wherever you are.
Chris out there in Florida.
Oh yeah hope you feel better bud.
Matthew, Florida.
Love you Matt.
Russ down there in the hot fucking zone.
Reading on a cot like Ted Kaczynski with a water jug.
Zodiac down there in the south side.
Mr. Rocks and we got our ladies Mary my wife very nice.
Mary I love you you're the best.
Selena Harmony my cats you're the best too.
Sherry what's up Sherry.
Jay how you doing Jessica what's up doll.
Chrissy, Sam, Becky, Tiffany.
Tiffany out there in Portland what's up baby.
And of course the only fans girls.
He send in pics to Larry.
He was perusing the Halloween costumes today.
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