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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.

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Larry and

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Show.

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Here.

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Shit.

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That's funny.

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Larry and

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I love this song.

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Larry

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Show.

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Hey everybody.

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Welcome to the Larry Needle Show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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This is our first

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show.

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We're going to be doing

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the Needle Show.

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This is our first

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video episode.

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Ever.

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So we're going to

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edit so Larry's going to probably have to play an intro from now on.

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We'll see what happens.

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We might figure it out.

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Yeah, we should be able to figure out.

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It's not that big of a deal.

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Last week I said

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something about those two gay guys getting busted on cops.

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We're going into cop talk already.

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Well I said the wrong county and I want to correct myself.

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The name of the county is

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Escambia.

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That's what sticking in your craw has in it.

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Escambia, yeah.

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I said some real fucked up

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thing and I can't remember what it was.

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About honey?

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No, honey.

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Yeah, no, no.

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It's either one of those.

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I mean you say a lot of fucked up things.

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That's alright though. I know how you're pro-Palestine.

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No.

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I'm pro-life

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as far as, yeah, don't kill people.

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No, people don't deserve to die.

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No.

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Especially for the war machine to keep going, right?

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Yeah.

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It's always greased with blood.

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And that's the thing about it and that's the whole problem.

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That's all it is.

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It's just a machine

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to keep the wheels greased to make money

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and the problem

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is people join the army

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or they join the Marines or whatever the fuck

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Space Force even, I don't know.

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Space Force, that sounds awesome.

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Yeah, and they want to fight for the country

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and they believe in the cause and they're patriotic

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and then they fucking, you know...

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Space Force is just another way to take the fucking

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taxpayers money, right?

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satisfy with the whole United States

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thing because they see,

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they make a sham out of it

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and they're fucking mockery.

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Have you ever seen Telly and Knight?

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I do my hand.

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Yeah, he was one of the drivers and it was playing by Will Fee.

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I don't know to look at the camera

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I don't know to look at your ugly mug

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so I'm still trying to figure it out.

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See that's why I took my glasses off

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because I can't see anything.

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I just stare off into space.

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I can't see the camera, I can't see you, I can't see anything.

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That's alright though.

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I can put them back on, they're filthy though.

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I should have cleaned these bitches.

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I mean technically we're almost on TV.

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Even though there's only 30 seconds.

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We're putting our mugs out there for people to see now

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which is completely,

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it's kind of weird now that when you look at yourself

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and you're talking now it's like oh you have to put

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You realize how ugly you are.

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Well not even that, it's like oh man I'm saying these horrible things

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and they're about to go out on the internet.

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Now I said this shit and people know what I look like.

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Now people can tear it apart.

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Which is okay though.

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I mean we've already started doing this for about 60 something episodes.

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Yeah this is actually,

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this is episode 67 episodes.

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This is episode number 68.

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And we'll see how it goes.

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Hopefully we can get it together.

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We really didn't plan on doing one tonight

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but Shorty just left and

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Yeah I gotta say thank you to my nephew Alex.

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That kid hooked us up big time.

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Yeah shout out Shorty.

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Showed us how to get it together and

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Like we said a ramshackle operation

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and cheers to everyone for

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coming up.

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Now my mother-in-law gave me this ukulele

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It's the pineapple shaped one

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without the

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upside down pineapple.

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Without the curves yeah.

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Okay and that's what the Lydian Needle shows played out.

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So tomorrow we're going to do another episode.

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This is just kind of a

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a teaser.

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A test pattern.

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Yeah cause I don't know if Fat Kiki's going to be able to fit on the couch with us.

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He's a big pierogi.

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So we'll see how he looks.

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So we'll see you.

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He's going to make us look good.

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I really didn't have anything prepared tonight.

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I mean we definitely should.

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There were some things I heard that I wanted to mention.

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What's that?

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But I wrote him down

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and of course I don't have anything with me.

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Where's the uh...

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Where's what?

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I was going to look for the crack baby mobile.

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Did you show everybody the crack baby mobile?

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No I don't know where it's at right now.

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We'll have to get that straightened out.

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We're going to have a really...

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It's a really nice feature.

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It's a thing you get for your kids

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if they're uh...

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when you're pregnant and the baby's...

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Oh okay and the baby's born addicted to crack.

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I'll never run out of a lighter.

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What you do is it should be straightened out a little bit more.

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It's because it's been running around.

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It's because it gets misused and shit.

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First of all you get these all untangled.

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And it has to be on a code hanger.

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And you put this...

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Supplied by Tom's Free Clinic.

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Yes. They sell these at Tom's.

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You can get the 5, 6 to 10 lighter edition.

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This is the deluxe one.

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You hang this above baby's crib

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and he gets used to playing with lighters.

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It's really a nice thing.

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That's alright. I love...

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We had a couple of inquirers laying around.

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So I love reading through some of them.

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They are good. You know there's a lot of fake news out there.

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All the newspapers are bullshit.

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All the TV stations are bullshit.

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Most things are bullshit.

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But one thing you can count on for the truth

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is the national inquirer.

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The government.

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No, you can never count on that.

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What do you mean? The government doesn't lie to us?

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This is Chesty

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Chesty, Jesse, Nipz, Big, Bust and the Bud.

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I mean, fucken' A. That's a mouthful.

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Don't you think so?

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I can see her.

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I'll let you see her.

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I mean, we can actually show people

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what we're looking at to inquirers.

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Very silly.

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She's got a wreck on her.

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I don't know what we can get taken down from YouTube or not.

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I don't know if we have to watch.

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I mean, it's not like we're trying to get monetized.

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So, I mean, we can't...

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We don't want to be anti-Semitic

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and you don't want to talk about COVID.

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We're not anti-Semitic anyway.

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Those are probably the parameters that we have to follow.

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I got lots of Jews in my family, man.

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I mean, I didn't ask for your lineage.

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Well, I don't want to fucking...

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You don't want to what?

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You don't want to talk bad about my own people?

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Brethren?

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I mean, if that's what you wanted.

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Here they're saying that...

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What's that? Osama bin Laden?

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I think he's a two-pocket in the article.

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The dude, J. O'Neill,

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fatally shot

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9-11 master, Mayan Osama bin Laden.

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Oh, that's the guy that they pushed him off.

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How about the dude? And you know that that didn't happen.

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I actually do have something I want to talk about.

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Charges causing bodily injury

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in public intoxication in Texas.

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He's human. What do you try?

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The military hero was released and...

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We put all these people... $3,500 bond.

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So 10% of that?

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Yeah, so that's not bad.

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But we put these people underneath a microscope

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and then we make them into our heroes

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or we idolize them and then they do something wrong

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and everybody's like, oops, I told you.

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Well, first of all, this guy,

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I mean, I don't want to say he's bullshit

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because a lot of people love him

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and he could probably take me out

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with a sniper rifle at fucking

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a thousand yards. But...

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We all know damn fucking well

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that that wasn't been some...

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Osama Bin Laden. Jesus.

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He knows that motherfucker

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who died in some hospital.

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Osama Bin Laden.

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Come on, first of all, he's been dead since 2000.

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20 days after... Yeah.

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2001, he died. Yeah, he was dead before that.

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This is allegedly...

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This is all hearsay.

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But how about the guy that killed all those people in Maine

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and then they miraculously

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find him

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two miles away from the first shooting

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and he shot himself in the head.

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Yeah, and you know what else is funny?

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And nobody know nothing.

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I mean, no pictures of anything.

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I want to see this motherfucker.

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I want to see the picture of the hole in his head.

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But you know what, they can Hollywood that shit too.

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You can see a picture

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and it's still a lie.

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I don't know exactly how...

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But one thing's for certain, if that did really happen...

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The government sighed out.

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They knew that he was dead probably fucking

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10 minutes afterwards and then they wanted

278
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to keep the scare going

279
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so they could

280
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,440
have a reason to keep the news cycle going

281
00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,440
with that story and get the gun thing going again.

282
00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,440
Well, but fear actually starts...

283
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,440
Because that's the main thing they like.

284
00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,440
Well, they want to try to take the guns away,

285
00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,440
which is... I mean, the Democrats want to take everything away.

286
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,440
Yeah.

287
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,440
They don't want anybody to have fun.

288
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,440
They don't want anybody to live a normal life.

289
00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,440
Does it really matter what we want?

290
00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,440
No, not at all. We're just...

291
00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,440
We're basically just lemmings.

292
00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,440
This one is a ukulele.

293
00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,440
You just interrupted me to just point out the ukulele?

294
00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,440
Yeah, with...

295
00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,440
...painting it up like a hula dancer.

296
00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,440
And this one

297
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,440
is a tenor uke.

298
00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,440
The one above needle's head.

299
00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,440
It's a little larger.

300
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,440
You're gonna hit you with that one?

301
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,440
It's tuned the same as a guitar without the bottom two.

302
00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,440
But yeah, so all of a sudden this guy is not...

303
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,440
Nobody sees it and they're like...

304
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,440
Oh, he shot himself in the head in the forest

305
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,440
and nobody's ever gonna see him again.

306
00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,440
Like Steven Paddock.

307
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,440
So convenient.

308
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,440
Just another Paddock thing.

309
00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,440
Just like who else, needles?

310
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,440
Just like...

311
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,440
Jeffrey Epstein.

312
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,440
Oh, well, yeah.

313
00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,440
But that's completely different.

314
00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,440
That guy created his narrative.

315
00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,440
They created...

316
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,440
I believe when the screen blacks out, it's still good, baby.

317
00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,440
Oh, shit.

318
00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,440
They created a whole narrative around him.

319
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,440
Right.

320
00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,440
See, now this is another problem.

321
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,440
So here's what we're gonna do.

322
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,440
This is our first show, like we said.

323
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,440
This is hilarious.

324
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:51,440
Right now Larry's typing in his password.

325
00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,440
Hey.

326
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,440
This is my new hoodie.

327
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,440
She can tell by all the cigarette burns it.

328
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,440
I used to wear this one a lot when I used to party.

329
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,440
Uh-huh.

330
00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,440
But those days are over.

331
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,440
Okay, so then we gotta figure out...

332
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,440
The camera angle's still good.

333
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,440
Yeah, it's still okay.

334
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,440
But what do you call it?

335
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,440
We're gonna have to figure out how to keep this thing running the whole time,

336
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,440
rather than cutting out there quickly.

337
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,440
Well, here's the thing.

338
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,440
When the screen starts getting dark,

339
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,440
that means...

340
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,440
We gotta jack around with the mouse,

341
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,440
but I believe we should just let it go dark next time

342
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,440
for a test to see if it just keeps recording,

343
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,440
because I believe it will.

344
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,440
Will you see the green light?

345
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,440
Ah.

346
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,440
I do see the green light.

347
00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,440
So I think that means it's recording.

348
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,440
Sorry, we're trying to work out the bugs on here.

349
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,440
We're definitely not producing them.

350
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,440
Yeah, so here's the thing.

351
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,440
When we get the money for a producer, man,

352
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,440
this fucking show is gonna run so smooth,

353
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,440
you ain't gonna believe it.

354
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,440
But until then, it's gonna be...

355
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,440
We have to push all the buttons.

356
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,440
It's gonna be a rough fucking ride.

357
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,440
It's gonna be...

358
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,440
It's a very ramshackle operation.

359
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,440
It's very in-house.

360
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,440
And the funny thing is if you panned around

361
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,440
and saw all the equipment in here,

362
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,440
we still can't figure this out.

363
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,440
That's another nice treat about this visual aspect

364
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,440
of the Larry Needle show.

365
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,440
And I know we're not really doing a normal show today,

366
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,440
because this is like almost like...

367
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,440
It's a real...

368
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,440
what you would call school when you go for an initiation.

369
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,440
We're learning right now.

370
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,440
Orientation, dang.

371
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,440
Oh, yeah.

372
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,440
We're gonna fucking film with all kinds of different backgrounds,

373
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,440
because let me tell you,

374
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,440
this place is a treasure trove of craziness.

375
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,440
This is Larry's base.

376
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,440
We got a lot of good shit down here, man.

377
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,440
You just have to make sure that nothing bears your address.

378
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,440
We might even have a show and tell.

379
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,440
A show and tell?

380
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,440
What do you mean?

381
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,440
Oh, man.

382
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,440
You know, it's show and tell someday.

383
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,440
Show some shit, like show some guitars.

384
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,440
We'll hit that thing. There you go, buddy.

385
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,440
Thanks, boss. Oh, you're a lot nicer when there's the video.

386
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,440
That's very funny, you shitbag.

387
00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,440
That's very funny, you shitbag.

388
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,440
All right.

389
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,440
Welcome to Larry Needle's Fortune Cookie Corner.

390
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,440
Fortune Cookie 500.

391
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,440
Yeah, Fortune Cookie.

392
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,440
Fortune Cookie of 500.

393
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,440
Of 500 fortune cookies.

394
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,440
Oh, you're going to get kicked off.

395
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,440
You eat 500 fortune cookies,

396
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,440
and you will be sick.

397
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,440
Okay.

398
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,440
Excuse me.

399
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,440
This one, I got this one several times.

400
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,440
We'll go to this one place.

401
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,440
So right now what we're doing is we're reading

402
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:35,440
Larry Compiled, a list of fortune cookies that he had in a drawer.

403
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,440
Actually, he wrote them down.

404
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,440
Yeah.

405
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,440
And what it is is...

406
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,440
Show him the book. He can show them now.

407
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,440
Show him the cover and shit.

408
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,440
Just hold on.

409
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,440
Now we got personal things written on there.

410
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,440
Oh, yeah.

411
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,440
No, we don't.

412
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,440
It's okay. It's got a cat.

413
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,440
On the front and then on the back, it's like a little...

414
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,440
Or bullshit.

415
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,440
Today's Fortune Cookie Fortunes,

416
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,440
brought to you by Tom's Free Clinic is...

417
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,440
Thanks for the air time.

418
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,440
You will be invited to a small gathering

419
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,440
with lots of spicy conversation.

420
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,440
Okay, that's actually like a fortune.

421
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,440
Tell him what's going to happen.

422
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,440
I don't know if that's a fortune.

423
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,440
You're saying that you're going to go to a party

424
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,440
and you're going to...

425
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,440
What kind of...

426
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,440
What is spicy conversation?

427
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,440
Is that like sexual?

428
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,440
Yeah, sex talk.

429
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,440
I mean, see, that's how we interpret it.

430
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,440
A lot of ass talk.

431
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,440
Well, I mean, that's very Sodomite shit.

432
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,440
I don't know if that's funny.

433
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,440
I'm a kid fan.

434
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,440
We don't do Sodomy around here.

435
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,440
Well, I mean...

436
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,440
Not around here, but when you get in the boys' town...

437
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,440
You do it all the time.

438
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,440
Well, there's been plenty of

439
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,440
slutty punk rock chicks that have gotten fucked

440
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,440
on this very couch, but that's the whole other...

441
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,440
Jesus, man.

442
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,440
That's the whole other thing.

443
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,440
I want to thank my buddy, Killian,

444
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,440
for getting me this couch.

445
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,440
This was out of a doctor's office waiting room

446
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,440
in a high-rise downtown Chicago, man.

447
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:05,440
All the way down there, almost on fucking Michigan Avenue.

448
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:09,440
It was like... I can't remember, but it was down there.

449
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,440
And he's like, Larry, you got to come right now.

450
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,440
There's this awesome couch, and he was like a union guy,

451
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,440
and they were fucking gutting out this floor on this building.

452
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,440
And he's like, my boss ain't going to let me leave this shit around.

453
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,440
You know, it's a serious work site.

454
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,440
And so my buddy was here with his van,

455
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,440
and I'm like, dude, let's go right now.

456
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,440
I don't know the kids first.

457
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,440
Yeah, and then fucking we got this cool green vinyl couch,

458
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,440
and it's got chrome legs and shit.

459
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,440
It's pretty hard to go.

460
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,440
I mean...

461
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,440
It's dope, man.

462
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,440
It's a nice couch.

463
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,440
It's withstand that...

464
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,440
It's withstand. It stood a lot.

465
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,440
It stood, withstand, withstand a lot.

466
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,440
It's withstand it a lot, baby.

467
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,440
All right, so I mean, getting back to this guy in the forest, man,

468
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,440
like, doesn't anybody ask any questions?

469
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,440
No, they don't.

470
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,440
They just go and move that.

471
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,440
Now it's like they would go fun me for all these people.

472
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,440
I mean, we don't want to get into Alex Jones territory

473
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,440
where we're saying that things aren't real

474
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,440
and people shouldn't be compensated, but...

475
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,440
But maybe they're not, and maybe they shouldn't, allegedly.

476
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,440
It just seems so strange.

477
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,440
It's in a place that's really far away.

478
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,440
There's really no cameras or anything.

479
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,440
Yeah, but if you live there, it's close.

480
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,440
But you're right. It's in the middle of nowhere.

481
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,440
Yeah, usually these shooting on a mean...

482
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:28,440
They have more forest per square foot in Maine up there

483
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,440
than any fucking place in the whole rest of the United States.

484
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,440
I think Maine is the most coastal land

485
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,440
than California.

486
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,440
Which fucking blows my mind,

487
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,440
because you think about how long California is.

488
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,440
Yeah, compared to the Maine.

489
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:44,440
You know, they're kind of every little jagged little thing.

490
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,440
Yeah, that's bullshit.

491
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,440
Something that's jutting out of that thing.

492
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,440
I'd rather go hang out on the coast in California.

493
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,440
Yeah, but Maine seems cool, minus the recent...

494
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:56,440
It's funny, though. I've never fucking played a show in Maine.

495
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,440
And you know what? When they have a school shooting,

496
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,440
do they lower the flags to half-mast?

497
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,440
Maybe. You know what's funny is my neighbor across the street

498
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,440
had his flag at half-mast today.

499
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,440
Because I thought they only did that for, like, dignitaries

500
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,440
and people...

501
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,440
And I thought, is he a Matthew Perry fan?

502
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,440
You know, I got some Matthew Perry facts for you, buddy.

503
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,440
Oh, right. Awesome.

504
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,440
I've never watched a show up in some of the films.

505
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,440
Matthew Perry. Okay. Chandler.

506
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,440
Think of that name. Chandler Bing from his character on Friends.

507
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:27,440
Chandler. Doesn't that sound like Child Handler?

508
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,440
Okay, next.

509
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:31,440
Like, Chomo. He's a fucking Child Handler.

510
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,440
Anyway, secondly, Bing.

511
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,440
The definition in Noah Webster's fucking...

512
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,440
In Miriam Webster, I'm sorry.

513
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,440
In Noah Webster.

514
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,440
Miriam Webster's dictionary, the definition for Bing,

515
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:50,440
is solitary confinement cell.

516
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,440
Okay, the Bing, B-I-N-G?

517
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,440
Yes. Is that weird?

518
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,440
Not really. I mean...

519
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,440
I didn't know that.

520
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,440
So, to me, it was weird.

521
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:02,440
And the secondly, secondly, one of his last tweets he tweeted

522
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,440
was a picture of some cranberries.

523
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,440
He said, this is all I've eaten.

524
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:11,440
Now, the lead singer of the cranberries...

525
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,440
Killed herself.

526
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,440
...died in a fucking drowning in a tub a couple years back, too.

527
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,440
I don't know if she killed herself, but she probably killed herself.

528
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,440
No. Then, check this out.

529
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:27,440
He had this Batman logo on his property, like on his house.

530
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,440
It looked like, like, almost like the bad signal.

531
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,440
Matthew Perry did.

532
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,440
It looked almost like it.

533
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,440
No, no. It was the bad signal.

534
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,440
It didn't shine into the sky.

535
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,440
It looked like a light-up thing.

536
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,440
And it was a Batman thing?

537
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,440
That was on his house. Yes, it was the Bat logo.

538
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,440
On his house?

539
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,440
Yes.

540
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,440
I don't know why.

541
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,440
And when he would tweet out,

542
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:49,440
when he would tweet out, he would tweet out as Mattman, like Batman.

543
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,440
He liked Batman a lot, I guess.

544
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,440
That much, that he...

545
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,440
Now, listen, the cranberries made a fucking album

546
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:59,440
that was a Batman soundtrack.

547
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,440
So, that's a fucking coincidence,

548
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,440
which we all know out there in fucking computer land

549
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,440
that there's no fucking such thing as a coincidence.

550
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:13,440
Thirdly, the last album that the cranberries chick made

551
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,440
was called The End.

552
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,440
And...

553
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,440
I don't know that much about The End.

554
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,440
The last picture he took for Twitter, I guess, that he posted

555
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:25,440
was him in some fucking hot tub, probably the one he died in.

556
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:30,440
And there's just all these connections between these two.

557
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,440
Well, the first thing that they said, they came out,

558
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:36,440
there were no drugs found in this place, just prescription pills.

559
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,440
Yeah, that's like Elvis. I'm not on drugs, man.

560
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,440
They're all prescribed.

561
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,440
And he had his doctor at gunpoint going,

562
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,440
prescribe me some pills, motherfucker.

563
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,440
But, you know...

564
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,440
The guy...

565
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,440
Just think, whatever, man.

566
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,440
The guy's had a rough life, we all know that.

567
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,440
The guy, it's just funny, drowning in a hot tub.

568
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,440
Because that's what they said happened, right?

569
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,440
He pulled a Whitney Houston, sort of.

570
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,440
Matthew Perry?

571
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,440
Yeah, but they...

572
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,440
Yeah, didn't he drown in a...

573
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,440
Didn't he drown in a tub?

574
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,440
Yes, yes.

575
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,440
I don't know, you know more about this than I do.

576
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,440
Here's the thing, though, the tub was pretty big.

577
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,440
It was like a hot tub, right?

578
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,440
Yeah, I believe Whitney Houston...

579
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,440
She drowned in a tub.

580
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,440
Was like in a fucking bathtub.

581
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,440
Yeah, like the Beverly Hills.

582
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,440
Oh, maybe it was a bigger tub, then.

583
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,440
It was bigger, yeah, but it wasn't...

584
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:27,440
I want to say her daughter, though, was in a motherfucking bathtub.

585
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,440
And it was like her fucking head would have had been shoved down

586
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,440
by some other type of a tub.

587
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,440
I never understood the whole thing of wanting to get high

588
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,440
and then going to the bathtub.

589
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,440
That just seems like asking for danger.

590
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,440
Well, when I used to fucking feel really, really whacked out on blow,

591
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,440
I would want to take a shower all the time I would feel like.

592
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,440
Yeah, but that's a shower, that's not sitting in water.

593
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,440
Well, maybe these chicks want to sit in water.

594
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,440
And not even blow if you're doing opioids or something.

595
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,440
You don't want to be in the water, not in a...

596
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,440
No, I'm saying blow.

597
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,440
Not blows.

598
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,440
Yeah, nobody wants to...

599
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,440
You got to be a real psychopath if you're in the water.

600
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,440
All gacked out of your brains.

601
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,440
Tony Montana did it.

602
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,440
I did it, too, all the time, man.

603
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,440
Dude, now you're creeping me out. I don't like that shit.

604
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,440
Whoa, or, you know...

605
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,440
What?

606
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,440
You want to fucking get down with some...

607
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,440
Alright, man, I think we're in Oregon, Larry.

608
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,440
Jeez, man.

609
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,440
Taking a shower for that reason a lot.

610
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,440
Real Casanova.

611
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,440
I can't open, man.

612
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,440
You got to be a Casanova if you want to be a sugar baby.

613
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,440
Oh, I don't know about that.

614
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,440
You're not exactly...

615
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,440
Maybe in your younger years you were.

616
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,440
Yeah, maybe.

617
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,440
Yeah, you can see how it goes.

618
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,440
Alright, let's end this thing.

619
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,440
We'll see how it goes in my later years.

620
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,440
Yeah, let's end this thing and see how...

621
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,440
Alright, man, I want to thank everybody for fucking tuning in.

622
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,440
Let's see how this goes, man, we appreciate it.

623
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,440
Thanks for watching this time.

624
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,440
Thanks for listening, but also this time, thanks for watching.

625
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,440
And thanks for not looking away,

626
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,440
because I know Needles is fucking hit he is.

627
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,440
Aw, that's alright, buddy.

628
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,440
Get your hands off me before I fucking break it.

629
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,440
Fucking take that, motherfucker.

630
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:14,440
Alright, like, follow, subscribe, now that we've got video aspects.

631
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,440
I want to thank Alex, my nephew, first and foremost, top fucking dog, Alex.

632
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,440
Thanks, Alex.

633
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,440
My nephew, he's the best. That kid is a wizard.

634
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,440
That's no shirt, Nick's son.

635
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,440
I don't know who no shirt Nick is.

636
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,440
Lead singer, a little nicky in the perverts.

637
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:39,440
And I want to thank Chrissy, Jay, Mary, my wife, my cats, I mean...

638
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,440
Very nice.

639
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,440
My wife.

640
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,440
Kiki.

641
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,440
Yeah, Helly and Harmy.

642
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,440
You say Chrissy?

643
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,440
No, I didn't.

644
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,440
I'm going to get to Chriss out there in Florida.

645
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,440
Ross out there in Arizona.

646
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,440
Fucking Matthew down in Florida.

647
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,440
Mr. Axe.

648
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,440
Mr. Axe, I'm not going to say where he's from.

649
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,440
Tiffany out there in Portland.

650
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,440
Grant in Portland if you're going to ever...

651
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,440
No, he'll never live in it.

652
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,440
I know, man.

653
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,440
He's too far to the left.

654
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:08,440
But you know what, I had a good time with Grant when he came in town, I gotta say.

655
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,440
Oh, that's good.

656
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:14,440
Even though I only spent, maybe, maximum two hours, maybe three hours with him.

657
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,440
Over a two-day stretch.

658
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,440
You wanted him to rub off on you.

659
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,440
But yeah, it was fun.

660
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,440
Just turning to a smurf.

661
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,440
And of course, you know, all the rest of the people I might have forgot,

662
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:28,440
but most of all to the people that we don't know that are fucking tuning in.

663
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,440
That's really cool.

664
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:34,440
And we gotta fucking say thank you to Tom's Free Clinic for the studio time.

665
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:41,440
And now we might have to start doing two Tom's commercial breaks for episode now that we have...

666
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,440
Video.

667
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,440
Vision. Yeah.

668
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,440
We could just do live commercials.

669
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,440
Anyways.

670
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,440
All right, you gotta end it then.

671
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,440
Thanks for tuning in.

672
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,440
It's so funny, we have to push the buttons.

673
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,440
And the computer screen's off right now, so we don't know where we're at.

674
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,440
So we're still trying to figure this out.

675
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,440
I'm learning.

676
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,440
I'm needles. Peace.

677
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,440
Peace.

678
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:13,440
Peace.

