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Time to get ready for the Larry Needles Show.

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Larry Needles Show.

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Larry Needles Show.

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Larry Needles Show.

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Okay everybody, welcome to the Larry Needles Show.

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I'm Larry.

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I'm Needles.

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Shalom.

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Shalom, shalom.

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How you doing?

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I'm Salika Lama, my brother.

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Michael Lecquahy, Michael Heine.

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How you doing bro?

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How's that throat feeling?

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Oh man, does it sound that bad?

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Yeah.

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You want to talk about what happened in Krav Magal last night?

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I was getting choked out by the...

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By the numbers guy?

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Yeah.

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The numbers man had me by the fucking neck and you know...

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He's telling me, first of all the same exercise I did to you.

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What exercise?

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Okay Larry, not so hard.

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I'm like, okay, okay, I'll cool it.

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And then with him, the very next thing, I was doing...

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He was doing the same thing to me.

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Like, holy shit, this guy's actually trying to strangle me to death.

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I don't know about that.

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He was grabbing very, very fucking hard.

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Not as hard as you.

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I think you're more rambunctious.

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He's more methodical.

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Right.

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That's what makes me think he might already be a serial killer.

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Oh no, I don't think...

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I think he's infraining.

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I think he's gonna plant out here, right?

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Definitely.

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So you want to talk about the pad?

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So we have these pads that we put.

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Wait a second though, let's not skip off Dave to...

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His fucking legs must be...

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I know, we keep on talking about this guy's socks.

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I mean, I don't know, so obsessed with them.

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It was my fucking mind man, I can't...

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He has sock in prints.

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After the first fucking week when you say,

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hey man, I'm not wearing these fucking socks anymore.

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Find something else?

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Maybe he likes it.

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Sort of eroticism to him.

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It's painful.

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Well there you go, maybe he's in the pain.

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Did you just hit yourself in the nose with that?

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No, I'm just...

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Oh, okay.

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You're making sure...

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Fucking crazy glue or something.

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Yeah, I wish.

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You ever do that? You ever huff glue in a bag?

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No, but I remember when...

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The rubber cement, I think is the other thing.

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Peter fucking walked in and sprayed the shit

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and it was the contact cleaner into his face

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and it was laying on my kitchen table

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and my cousin walked in and just sprayed the shit

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He inhaled it?

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Yeah, and he thought it was like...

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Component duster or something?

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Right, right.

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But it wasn't that.

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It was some high tech shit for cleaning the innards

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of some electronics with some real high toxic liquid

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that came out.

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There you go, just put it right to the lungs.

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Just gonna run out your lungs.

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The straw for the thing was actually metal screw on.

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He saw the straw and that's probably what it was.

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But it wasn't even that kind of straw.

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That kind of straw though, it was screwed around.

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We got the real deal, we don't need that BS.

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So yeah, so we practiced at Crop McGaw with these pads.

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They're probably what, three foot tall?

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I don't know about three feet.

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They're like, yeah, they're two feet by one foot.

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Whatever, yeah.

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Two by one.

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So Larry likes to partake in copious amounts of marijuana

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before our Crop McGaw class.

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I mean, you smoke like a half a jib.

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Hey, what's speaking about jibs?

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You gonna like that thing up, bro?

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Yeah, let's hear how you're gonna badmouth me first.

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Oh, I'm gonna completely, actually it's not badmouthing.

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I'm not gonna badmouth you.

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I hope you've really enjoyed this because this is an amazing

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stream of strength and agility.

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Dude, I'm like a fucking ninja.

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That's what I'm like.

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Like, follow, subscribe.

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We just started a YouTube channel.

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We're getting a video element next week.

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Ninja of asshole.

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No, wait, well yeah, cause you're the asshole.

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I'm a ninja of asshole.

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You're the asshole.

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You're the asshole.

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So then Larry's just fucking meandering through the

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middle of the club.

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Oh, you're gonna tell us now.

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We got these pads.

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They probably weigh about, I don't know, five fucking pounds.

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Yeah, maybe five, six pounds.

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And it's real thick.

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It's about, I don't know.

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Six to eight inches thick.

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Yeah.

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And so he's going, Larry, Larry.

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And I'm walking the other way across this fucking room,

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the other direction.

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And I'm so high.

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It's, you know, I'm going towards the pads.

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I don't realize he's even, and so fucking.

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In the middle of class, he stopped.

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Like, in the middle of everybody.

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Yeah.

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And like the third time, Larry, I finally realized,

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oh, I turn around and he's already throws the fucking pad,

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whips a line, drives, and hits me in the neck.

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And I catch it.

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Right, yeah, right in the fucking throat,

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right in the neck as I turn around.

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I'm a fucking ninja.

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And then I want an asshole.

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No, everybody was dying laughing.

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I don't know if they were dying laughing.

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Yeah, they were.

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Yeah, I was dying laughing.

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Dude, even the teacher was like, that was amazing.

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Here's really what happened.

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Everyone was like, whoa.

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No, they weren't.

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Yeah, they weren't.

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Sonny said that was awesome.

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Sure he did.

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He's a fucking murderer.

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Well, of course he likes that.

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So I mean, I'm trying to make him believe.

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All the other people in class were like, whoa.

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Yeah, because you're all the weak bitches.

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Jasmine and fucking Sam, all three of you are like, whoa.

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Get on the train.

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Let me start the oven.

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Get out of here.

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Weak motherfucker.

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Anyways, so it was a great throw.

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So it was pretty funny.

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And I appreciate hitting me right in the throat.

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And I caught it.

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You didn't catch it at all.

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It caught your throat first.

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It wasn't even hard though.

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It was perfect.

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Just how you like it.

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A little soft, a little mushy.

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Yeah, look at it.

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Somehow you already jacked your shit over the fucking minutes.

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I don't know how I even touched it.

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That's what she said.

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Aw, man, this is what works.

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I was going to say.

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What were you going to say, Larry?

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Nothing, man.

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Yeah, exactly.

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That's what I thought.

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That's all right.

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Anyways, it was one pretty funny.

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It was one pretty funny.

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And we had some good times.

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Like the one time when I was talking to Sonny,

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needles came up and choked me from behind.

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Oh, yeah.

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I put him in a fucking mood.

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You didn't put me in nothing.

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Well, the fuck I didn't have to.

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Because we can't really fight.

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Well, I said, so he loves me.

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He was talking to the teacher and I snuck up behind him and choked him.

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Because the teacher was there, he let me kick his ass.

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Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.

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You said it, I did it.

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Yeah, that's why.

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That's what happened, man.

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I was right there.

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But that's all right, though.

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It's very funny.

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The people will be able to weed through the bullshit.

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They'll know the truth.

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Yeah, well, they weren't there.

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I was.

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I saw you cower like a bitch.

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When we do our live show, they'll see.

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You see that?

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You see how the lights flicker?

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Because it knows you're up again.

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Look at those.

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You're lying.

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No, no.

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That's that.

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Oh, what is it?

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That's fucking.

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I gotta keep my word now.

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To what?

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The lamp?

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Oh, my God.

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It's pretty crazy.

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Fucking.

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Must be getting nasty outside.

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It'll fucking play games, man.

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You don't know what you're dealing with.

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Who doesn't know what they're dealing with?

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I know exactly what I'm dealing with.

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I fight twice a week and we fight.

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Talking about the lamp.

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I'm an electrician, so I don't know what's going on either.

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What is that?

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I don't know.

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So, man, I got two great stories today that I just, I love.

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I hate doing the news and shit, but sometimes they're just so good.

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Two great stories.

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That they're just so good.

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I mean, this is the headline.

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Student petition requested glory holes in campus lecture hall along with free condoms and licking

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cloths.

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What country?

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What's a licking cloth?

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I don't know.

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We're going to find out in a minute.

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But what country do you think this came from?

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So, students petition requested glory, student petition requested glory holes in campus lecture

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hall along with free condoms and licking cloths.

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First of all, they want this in a lecture hall.

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Because the lectures are long and boring.

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Well, it's kind of voyeuristic, don't you think?

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Just a hole where you could, I mean, who's sitting on the other side?

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Well, here's the thing though.

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No one could really see what's going on.

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It's called the glory hole.

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I mean, that's the whole point of a glory hole.

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So, it's not that voyeuristic.

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It's just for the people doing it on the other side.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, here's the thing though.

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They're not, they're doing a job.

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They're not voyeurs.

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They're actually doing a service.

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Man, how much weed have passed that joint over here?

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You are done for a minute.

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Man, I'm going to pull a red card on you smoking weed.

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What the fuck are you talking about, man?

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I'm talking about, so they wanted in a lecture hall.

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Yeah, I get it.

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So, on the other side, so inside the lecture hall, you've got to pull your dick out.

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Yeah.

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While people are getting lectured.

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Yeah.

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On the other side, there's a willing participant.

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So, you're the guy who likes to be voyeuristic.

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I always would imagine though, the person on the other side of the hole doing all the dirty work.

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Kelgan away.

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It's in a small box.

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Take me away, Kelgan.

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It's just in a small box.

282
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Yeah, like yours, the refrigerator box.

283
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The one you bring to Buterra every once in a while.

284
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Exactly.

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Short on weed money.

286
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That's all right, man.

287
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We all got to make a living.

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All right, so, what country do you think this is from?

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Oh, it's gotta be the United States.

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I guess again.

291
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Okay, Sweden.

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I mean, what time is it over there?

293
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It's in Germany.

294
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Yeah, it's in Germany.

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Holy shit.

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So, these students asked the school to install glory holes in campus bathrooms for diversification purposes.

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I mean, three glory holes are to be built in the lecture hall center opposite the entrance where the information boards are currently located.

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I mean, this is fucking, I don't know, they want knee pads, condoms and knee pads.

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That is fucking sweet.

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And I'm licking wipes.

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I think those are like baby wipes, maybe.

302
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Yeah, like washing drys in the old days.

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Fucking, you know, it's weird.

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Wait, wait, wait, listen to this statement, the students argued that having spaces for anonymous sex would ensure the safety of queer students.

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Can I get that thing or what, Larry?

306
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Yeah, but what if you're not a queer student and you just want to blow job?

307
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Oh, I mean, that's your prerogative, right?

308
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Yeah.

309
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Who might've judged?

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I'm not listening.

311
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I don't care what you do, especially in the bathroom.

312
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I mean, that's where that shit's meant to be, right?

313
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That's crazy.

314
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A glory hole?

315
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But yeah, here's the thing.

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If you're going to be at a school, they're going to be, yes, they're definitely at a college.

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Yeah, and just suck dick and shit behind the fucking glory hole at a lecture hall.

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And you know what?

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It's in the bathrooms.

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I was just being, I was not in the actual, I was joking around.

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Because, you know, which is amazing that you thought that it was.

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Because some of those lectures get fucking boring, man.

323
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So you got to get up and be like, hey, I'm going to the bathroom to get blown.

324
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Yeah, well, that's different.

325
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Imagine being on the other side of that glory hole.

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Do you get paid for that?

327
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Or you just got to wait until something comes through?

328
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I would imagine it costs money.

329
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You got to feed coins or something.

330
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And do they make a different one?

331
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So instead of, what's a chick glory hole called?

332
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Because they can't muffle.

333
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They can't mash their lips.

334
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A glory hole.

335
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A glory hole.

336
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A boring hole.

337
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I don't know.

338
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Well, that's some shit, man.

339
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I know it is some shit.

340
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I don't think a chick would want to be so filthy as to do something like that.

341
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But you've never seen those videos, man?

342
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I've seen some videos where they get real filthy.

343
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Yeah, I know.

344
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But I mean, to have someone anonymous just on the other side of a fucking hole.

345
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Yeah, that's the exhilaration of it.

346
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Well, I mean, it's just because it doesn't tickle you.

347
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You think that's weird?

348
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Yeah, sort of.

349
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Yeah.

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Especially at school.

351
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You think that, come on.

352
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I mean, think of all the nastiness out there, and that's what you think is weird.

353
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Well, I know it's not weird for you.

354
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It's not weird for a lot of people.

355
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Yeah.

356
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I mean, the internet throws that shit in your face.

357
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Right?

358
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Again, you know, you gotta look for it.

359
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No, you don't have to look for it.

360
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Do I look for videos about dead babies and shit in front of this Israeli conflict in Gaza?

361
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No, it just pops up.

362
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Does it?

363
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Yeah.

364
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Damn.

365
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I'll just be sitting on motherfucking...

366
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I'm glad I didn't look at that shit.

367
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Yeah, you're just more interested in the scat porn.

368
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I know how much you love the Germans.

369
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And that's the thing, what I was gonna get back to, see, because when we would go to Germany and play,

370
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and I would think, man, we're playing these shows, these girls are like 16 years old, is the age.

371
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Man, I mean...

372
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They're all revved up on porn, and they already watched fucking some nasty shit.

373
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You're getting a murky waters already.

374
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I know, I know.

375
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I know, I know.

376
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The thing is...

377
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Yeah, what's the thing, Larry?

378
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Of course that...

379
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How do you even take yourself out of this?

380
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That would be...

381
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That makes sense that Germany is the country they want, so glory holes.

382
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Because they're watching porn on regular TV all the time.

383
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Well, they're more desensitized to nudity.

384
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I don't know, they're not watching porn, but I know you said that there was a porn channel.

385
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No, they had porn, yes.

386
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Hardcore weird shit going on.

387
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I'm sure there's a way to block that, and I'm sure that the country from the Eastern Bloc...

388
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Dude, it's like Channel 9 WGN.

389
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I don't know about that.

390
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It's a lot different than Channel 9.

391
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Big fucking channel, though.

392
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It's a lot different than watching the Cubbies play on a Sunday.

393
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It's hard to block.

394
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I mean, imagine that, though.

395
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You're just sitting there and you're like, ah, porn.

396
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I mean, you just be wrecking your meat all the time, right?

397
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Well, that was the thing.

398
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The first time we saw TV and Franzi's flipping through...

399
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You're like, whoa!

400
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And everyone...

401
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No, all the whole band is like, wait, wait, hold on, wait.

402
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And she's like, oh, yeah, of course.

403
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You Americans, so fucking tight assed on your sex.

404
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And so then we watched a few minutes of the girl was...

405
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You could explain the porno, really?

406
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Yeah.

407
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And then she puked in this guy's face.

408
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Oh, man, Larry, this is on TV.

409
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They ate it.

410
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Yeah.

411
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Come on.

412
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They had Choking Puked fucking porn on TV.

413
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Come on, really?

414
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Regular TV.

415
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And this is before we went out.

416
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What year is this?

417
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2004, 2005, 2006.

418
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All the way up to like 2000.

419
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That's appalling.

420
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It really is.

421
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It's called...

422
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It was 2000.

423
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I don't understand.

424
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Listen, I don't...

425
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
It was unbelievable to me.

426
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I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

427
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Couldn't fathom it in your little fucking American brain.

428
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And the other person there was like, oh, yeah, now that they're going to do this and that.

429
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And I'm like, I didn't know this.

430
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No, and he's like, no, this is a certain kind of porn.

431
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It was like a certain genre.

432
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Oh, you think?

433
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Choking Puked?

434
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I mean, it's definitely...

435
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It was really, really sick.

436
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I mean, that ain't no...

437
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It was horrible.

438
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That ain't no meat and potato stuff.

439
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And I was like, oh man, that's bad.

440
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So then I wasn't so ready to watch that shit.

441
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As usual, the internet has given an uprising to these miscreants and freaks and abnormalities of humans.

442
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But this is like I'm seeing.

443
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This is like their...

444
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I know TV, literally, yeah, it's on their cable channel.

445
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We've already covered NBC.

446
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NBC.

447
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I don't know about that.

448
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Um...

449
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Big fucking channels and shit.

450
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Hard to block.

451
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Little kids watch it all day.

452
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That's the part that freaks me out.

453
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I mean, why did you just have to say that last statement?

454
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Because here's the thing.

455
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These parents don't seem to give a fuck and they don't block it.

456
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And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

457
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Yeah, because they're so desensitized.

458
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They just don't...

459
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It's not, you know what I mean?

460
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They probably just do it when they can't already.

461
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That's the thing.

462
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I think those are the types of people that sort of time to fuck.

463
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Is it better to be desensitized?

464
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Yeah.

465
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To have a schedule now?

466
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

467
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I get off at work at four.

468
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And Tuesday, time to fuck.

469
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I get off at work at four, I shower, I'm done by 5.30, I'll be over there by six, we'll do some nasty stuff.

470
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That's how I think that they have sex, when you're that desensitized to it.

471
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That you have to have a schedule for it.

472
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I don't know about that.

473
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But look at Amsterdam.

474
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You can just walk on the street and get laid whenever you want.

475
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Which, how many school shootings do they have in Amsterdam?

476
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None.

477
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None.

478
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I mean, when has prostitution ever been a bad thing?

479
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Wow.

480
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It made the wild west.

481
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Yeah, but it's not great for the women that get sucked up into it and can't get out of it.

482
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:15,000
I wish I could remember what the war it was, but I think one side was banging prostitutes

483
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and they were getting all these, all VD.

484
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000
And the other side was restricted from having sex with prostitutes.

485
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And guess who won?

486
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
The guys with VD.

487
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No.

488
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Oh.

489
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I mean, imagine what VD was.

490
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
I wish I could remember what that was.

491
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Ghana Ria?

492
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Not the revela- oh shit.

493
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Everything.

494
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Back then.

495
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Oh yeah.

496
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You get wild west crabs.

497
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Wild trap.

498
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Oh my god.

499
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
You have to set a trap for these crabs.

500
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Or you just shoot them off.

501
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
That's the only way to get rid of them.

502
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That's how fucking Kit Carson got started.

503
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:52,000
I mean, this is twice in what five episodes you've mentioned Kit Carson.

504
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
People don't even know who that motherfucker is.

505
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
Oh, and you know what?

506
00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:00,000
If you want to take a look at Larry's stupid puppet groucho, go on Twitter.

507
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Larry and Needle show.

508
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
It's not stupid by the way.

509
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
He's pretty fucking smart.

510
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Larry and Needle show, one word and you'll see a picture of groucho at Thanksgiving dinner.

511
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
It's very silly.

512
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Yeah.

513
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:19,000
And if you want to fucking imagine what Needles looks like, just imagine one word, doofus.

514
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Ha ha ha.

515
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000
He's cracking themselves up now, huh?

516
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
Oh really?

517
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
I guess I see what happens.

518
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
You had a quarter of a beer.

519
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
You get blacked out drunk.

520
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
You get blacked out drunk.

521
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I don't get blacked out drunk.

522
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
You're funny.

523
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
I mean, you are just a sandwich by means.

524
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Larry, I'm going to come over and choke the fuck out of you in a minute.

525
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
What are you going to do?

526
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Hit the joint more hippy?

527
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Look at the rainbow, it's really cool over here.

528
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000
Well, I got you in a fucking armbar, knees right to your fucking throat.

529
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
What are you going to do?

530
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:56,000
What are you going to do when they come for you bad boy, bad boy?

531
00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,000
And then I'll put you in the seatbelt and I'll fucking, I was watching cops.

532
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Yeah.

533
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
This will be a, oh nice.

534
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
You've been taking notes like cops?

535
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Yeah.

536
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I think we should have a little cop segment.

537
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
Yeah.

538
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Cop, wait a second, wait a second.

539
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Cops, corner, consistency.

540
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Yeah.

541
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Needle's and Larry's chat about cops.

542
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Okay.

543
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
That was a great one, man.

544
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Actually, it was so funny.

545
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Wait a second, wait a second.

546
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000
You have to set the scene first before you get into it.

547
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I will, I will.

548
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Okay.

549
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
I want a theatrical performance for you.

550
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Okay.

551
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
I can maybe do that.

552
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Okay.

553
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
And Mary watched it with me too because I was like, Mary, okay.

554
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000
We should break the lines down from each other so I can read, you can be the cop and

555
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
I'll be the, the perp.

556
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Wow.

557
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
And then we could switch every week.

558
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
That's, yeah.

559
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Well, that's a lot of work.

560
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Not at all.

561
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
We do have AI do it, but okay.

562
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
I'm sorry to interrupt you.

563
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
I was brainstorming that out.

564
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000
That's true.

565
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
I guess we could fucking in it.

566
00:18:52,000 --> 00:19:00,000
But anyways, the cops show up to a fucking domestic violence, fucking domestic.

567
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
A fresh El Camino role in Kilo G.

568
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:08,800
But here's the thing though, the people that were in the domestic situation did not call

569
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,800
the cops.

570
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,800
The neighbors.

571
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,800
Yes.

572
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,800
It was neighbors.

573
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,320
They were not really even fighting with each other.

574
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:20,960
These were just two fucking freaks that were such freaks.

575
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,120
And the one guy, man, you're not setting the scenario very well.

576
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:27,000
One guy was having a nervous breakdown.

577
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
How do you know?

578
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Well, is that what he said?

579
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Yeah.

580
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,320
Here's what happened.

581
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,080
So the guy answers the door.

582
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,080
Okay.

583
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,080
Here we go.

584
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,080
This is what we want Larry.

585
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,080
The cop show up.

586
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,080
Finally.

587
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:44,520
The guy answers the door and this guy, the dude that answers the door, the cop knocks

588
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,360
on the door, dude answers the door.

589
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,080
This is going to take longer than a cop episode.

590
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,080
Yeah, listen, shut the fuck up.

591
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,080
Shut the fuck up.

592
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,840
And he's got a yellow shirt on with.

593
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,600
Upside down pineapple.

594
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,400
With fucking orange letters ironed on.

595
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,400
Let's say.

596
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,960
Cabin letters, honey.

597
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,480
With a fucking boo job.

598
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,960
It was a man.

599
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,960
Yes.

600
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960
This is a man.

601
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960
A man with a shave.

602
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,960
Well, how do you know?

603
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,960
A stubble.

604
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960
Not a beard, but just stubble.

605
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,960
You had a five o'clock shadow.

606
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,960
Yeah, five o'clock shadow.

607
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,960
How do you know that?

608
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,960
A fucking shiner.

609
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,960
A fucking big shiner.

610
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,960
Man, you shouldn't talk about it like that.

611
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,960
So the cop fucking says, uh-huh.

612
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,560
Well, how'd you get this black eye?

613
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,560
And he's like.

614
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,560
I walked into the cabinet.

615
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,880
Well, no, he's like, well, someone didn't like me.

616
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,800
Did the person who's in the house do this to you?

617
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,800
And he's like, no.

618
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,160
And he's real calm as fuck.

619
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,520
Smoking cigarettes.

620
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,520
He's got a cigarette.

621
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,520
Yeah.

622
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,520
He's got a short shirt.

623
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,240
This is what you need to do, Larry.

624
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,400
And it's fucking orange and yellow shirt.

625
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,400
Yellow shirt.

626
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400
Honey.

627
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,400
Yes.

628
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400
How big were them tatis?

629
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,760
Ah, they were like fucking sea cup.

630
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,760
Yeah.

631
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,760
And, um.

632
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,280
Would you bang them?

633
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,280
No.

634
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,280
Okay.

635
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,280
Dude.

636
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,280
All right.

637
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,280
Proceed.

638
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,280
Oh, so okay.

639
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280
Counselor, proceed.

640
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,760
And the cops are.

641
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,280
Give me the correct way to be mobile.

642
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,400
They want to separate these two guys.

643
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:10,600
Now the other guy in the house who is just a friend, but a very casual friend, who this

644
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,600
guy barely fucking knows.

645
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,360
Is that how he described them?

646
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,120
Well, no, they said, how long have you known each other?

647
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,120
The guy's like.

648
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,120
One hour.

649
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120
One day.

650
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,120
And then the other one said two days.

651
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,120
So who knows?

652
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,720
One of them's on math time warp.

653
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,720
And you know what I mean?

654
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,160
No, they're just Friday Hooker.

655
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,920
And then he's turning tricks and that guy was there, John.

656
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,920
Exactly.

657
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,920
And so this guy.

658
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,920
Uh-huh.

659
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,920
Which guy?

660
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,920
The guy with the tits?

661
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:34,920
The second guy.

662
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,920
The second guy.

663
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920
Oh, the dude that was in the thing.

664
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,920
In the trailer.

665
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,920
In the house.

666
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,920
No house.

667
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,920
Okay.

668
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,920
House.

669
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:42,920
Very nice.

670
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,920
Where was this at again?

671
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,920
This is in.

672
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,560
Dude, you're not going to get past me if you're doing cop shit, man.

673
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,560
I mean.

674
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,560
This is in.

675
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,760
This is my favorite segment.

676
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,760
Esk- uh.

677
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,760
Refcundito?

678
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,760
Esk- no.

679
00:21:53,760 --> 00:22:09,340
Esk- Esk- Escensia- Esk-c-a- which H

680
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:12,960
talk to the other cop, they have them separated to make sure they're really not fighting

681
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,960
and killing each other.

682
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,440
Did Honey have any marks on him?

683
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,440
Or her?

684
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,440
Besides the huge black eye, no.

685
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,440
Oh yeah.

686
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
Forgot.

687
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,440
He had the shinner.

688
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,440
Honey probably forgot to eat dinner.

689
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:27,080
thing. He did have other marks. I don't even know where I got those. He's selling the

690
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,600
cops. Yeah, I know. I fell on a needle here. I fell on a needle there. Exactly. And so

691
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:37,320
the other guy's like, I was real worried. The guy inside. Oh, he was a feminine. Oh

692
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:44,240
my God, dude, again, look like. So, honey was the, honey was the, the stud of honey.

693
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:51,400
No, but two guys identified as a chick. And so he's like, I was real worried about Kristin.

694
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:57,280
He's calling honey, let's just keep her. I was real worried about honey, honey, because

695
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:04,280
he, she was going to pull all her piercings out. Yeah. Piercings where? All over her face.

696
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:10,320
Oh, you, man, you, man, you can't tell a good story. Yeah, I can. Forever. Dude, no,

697
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:14,680
it ain't. And now you know the fucking guy at piercings. Yeah. So you know what? Pay

698
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,880
attention. Gangster disciples. You need to tell me about a picture. You're going to

699
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,920
fucking wreck the whole thing. Oh, what am I? I'm going to choke you out. You're fucking

700
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:30,360
asshole. Anyways. Yes. So she's like, I didn't want him to pull out all the piercings. And

701
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,760
so I was worried about him. And so he's like, not, you know, and they're, they find out

702
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:39,080
they're fine with each other. They're probably on drugs. Okay. And they find out. It was

703
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,360
invisible like jittering and juke and and jiving, you know what I mean? No, no, none

704
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:48,360
of that. And so the cops are, are walking on. This is the main part of the story. Cops

705
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,680
have got to be loving this, but they're walking on eggshells because you know, it's a brand

706
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:57,680
new episode in this new woke world. Do you think so? They don't know. So now they're

707
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:03,120
going, do you think this is the first time they've been called the honey's house? I don't

708
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:08,680
know. I would assume no. Probably not. Okay. So anyways, now they're on camera doing it.

709
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,320
They're on eggshells too, because they don't want to get fucking, you know, called out

710
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:21,600
or canceled. And so they're like, are you a female or a man or what do you like to be

711
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:27,760
like? Yeah, yeah. They're like trying to say it without, and she's like, it's like a guy

712
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:32,440
inside. This fucking guy could probably beat their ass. And the guy, the honey's friend

713
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:38,400
is like, honey's friend. My name is Christine. And he's like, okay, Christine. And then in

714
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:43,200
your, he's like, and I'm a female. Well, thanks for telling us. I'm a trans. And he goes,

715
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:49,080
I'm trans. Okay, that's all right. And he goes, it's so Christine. And he goes, well,

716
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:53,920
I get arrested when I get arrested. It's Paul. I get arrested. Wait a minute. Well, man,

717
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,920
this is now, you know, because it's got to be the Christian name.

718
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:02,440
So when they, that's some fancy weird name. It's fucking Hooker told them, but when I

719
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:08,080
get arrested, I'm a dude. Yeah, my real gender. And then the guy outside with the honey's

720
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,880
shirt. You know, my cop is also stepping on it.

721
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,400
You know, my kid does, he pretends he's Superman.

722
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:19,280
All right. Don't let them fly out a window. No, I'm just saying, these guys are pretending,

723
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,720
you know what I mean? Like anybody can play pretend. Yeah. But anyway, when it comes down

724
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:30,440
to brass tacks, honey is they're asking him, Chrissy, his name is Chrissy. And his real

725
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:36,560
name is like Chris and Christopher, you know, and they're asking him, do you want to be

726
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,120
referred to? That's a physical way to make your name. You could come up with anything.

727
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:44,440
I know. Some of these fuckers are lazy. Okay. Proceed.

728
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:49,240
He went through the, you know, maybe I'm saying, maybe I got the male right name wrong. I don't

729
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,800
know, but this is very enthralling. So keep going.

730
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:57,560
So anyways, the cops are saying to him now, do you, do you, and he's like, dude, I don't,

731
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,920
I don't fucking care. Who's this?

732
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,600
Honey. Okay. He's like, I don't care if you want to call me.

733
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,520
So the cop is talking to honey. Very, just the same way as the other one.

734
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:11,040
Well, Chris is in the background getting interrogated.

735
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,720
Christine is in the other room. Chris, I call Chris.

736
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,760
And no, that's Paul. Christine is Paul.

737
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,600
Man, how many people are in this trailer?

738
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,600
Two people.

739
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,600
It's a house.

740
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,000
I mean, thank, there's only two genders and there's four people in there. I know, but

741
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,120
that was a good joke, actually.

742
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:36,760
Anyways, so finally, oh, finally, they figure out their genders.

743
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,840
No, they finally say to the guy, well, are you, what do you want to be called? And the

744
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,800
guy's like, dude, I don't care.

745
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:47,160
And as long as it's not going to jail, that's why I don't want to be called.

746
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:54,000
Man, woman, her, him. He's like, I don't, it doesn't fucking bother me at all.

747
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Okay.

748
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,120
He was like, he was ready for them to leave and he can get high some more and shit. That's

749
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,600
the vibe I got from that guy.

750
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600
Okay. And where did it end?

751
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,400
And it ended with neither one of them getting arrested.

752
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,440
So they let him back into the house?

753
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,440
They let him back together.

754
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,440
Yes. They weren't fighting.

755
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,440
Maybe they were.

756
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:14,400
The dude got his ass kicked earlier in the day by someone else.

757
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,920
Come on. How do you know that?

758
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,920
Because that's what he said.

759
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,920
That's what it seemed like.

760
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,920
That's what he said.

761
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:23,000
Well, it didn't seem like that. It didn't seem like Christine was going to.

762
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,800
That Chris was going to, okay, so wait a second.

763
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,800
Let's do the punch honey.

764
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,160
Honey and Chris. So Chris didn't punch honey, you think.

765
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,160
I think Chris.

766
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,560
Christine is Christine.

767
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,560
Is Paul.

768
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,560
Yes.

769
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,560
What the fuck?

770
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,680
And Chris, Chrissy is honey.

771
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,680
Chrissy is honey.

772
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,680
And Paul, Paul's the other person in the house.

773
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,680
Yeah.

774
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,680
Yeah, that's Christine.

775
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,680
What?

776
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,760
You fucking came to me.

777
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,760
You just said honey was Christine.

778
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,920
That's Chrissy.

779
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,920
That's Chrissy.

780
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:55,920
So there's Chrissy and Christine.

781
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,920
He just said honey on his t-shirt.

782
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,120
I know what I prefer to call honey.

783
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,120
Okay.

784
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:06,960
Because the other, okay, so the fanook gets punched by the other fanook and nobody got

785
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:07,960
arrested.

786
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,960
Yeah, but it did.

787
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:09,960
I think that's what happened.

788
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,960
Okay.

789
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,960
The fanook got punched by the other fanook in the house and they didn't want to fucking

790
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,200
say anything about it.

791
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,520
I mean, did it look like a fresh China?

792
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,520
It could have been.

793
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,520
It could have been from earlier in the game.

794
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,520
Puffy fucking.

795
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520
No, no, no.

796
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,520
No tears coming down.

797
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,520
No, no, no.

798
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,520
It was definitely fucking.

799
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,520
It was from earlier.

800
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,520
It aged.

801
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,520
Yeah.

802
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,520
It wasn't like a nice bottle of whiskey.

803
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,880
You didn't just get smashed in the face that minute.

804
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,120
No, not at all.

805
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,200
And here's the other thing too.

806
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,200
What's that?

807
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,640
They were called as a fucking cucumber.

808
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,640
It was other people.

809
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,240
I'm thinking they were probably fucking each other and made a lot of noise.

810
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,840
I mean, they were in a house and people heard it.

811
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,840
Was it a town home or in a house?

812
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,840
Yes, with a joining wall.

813
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,840
Oh, okay.

814
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:51,840
So then there you go.

815
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,840
Yeah.

816
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,840
And that's all.

817
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,840
And that's what I'm thinking.

818
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,840
You're thinking what?

819
00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:01,800
The cops come and this guy just happens to be a weirdo with a boob job and he's got a

820
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,960
black guy and he's got some prostitutes to pick up.

821
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,680
You know what I mean?

822
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,280
No man, no heaters.

823
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,280
Yes.

824
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,280
Dude, man.

825
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,080
Yeah, I don't understand that, but this is crazy that they just let them.

826
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,440
I mean, imagine you and, okay, you're just hanging out with your chick and you're having

827
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,320
fun, but it's two dudes.

828
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,520
You know what I mean?

829
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,680
So maybe that was a thing that incited it.

830
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:30,120
You know, I guess when they get into fight, it could be a lot more brutal.

831
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,200
Well, it sounds like these boys were both sissies.

832
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,080
Yeah, it was weird.

833
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:41,320
But the one dude with the honey shirt and the boob job, he looked like he could have been,

834
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,000
if he didn't have those tits, other than that, he could have been the singer in some punk

835
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,800
band like living in a van.

836
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,800
He was like Kurt Cobain's little brother or something.

837
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,320
I mean, I don't even know how to process that.

838
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,320
Yeah.

839
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,760
So, messy, blonde hair.

840
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,760
And with tits.

841
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,320
Yeah, with tits.

842
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,800
But every other thing about him is a dude.

843
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,800
Yeah, his hands.

844
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,800
Especially that.

845
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,800
His feet.

846
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,800
His beard.

847
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,800
Yeah, you can't get past the hands.

848
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:09,800
Yeah.

849
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,960
I mean, once they start doing finger shortening, then you can maybe get past it.

850
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,960
You just want a joint.

851
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,960
I don't think so.

852
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,600
I think you may get longer to look like a woman's hands, right?

853
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,040
No, dudes have fucking big, long hands.

854
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,440
Yeah, but here's the thing.

855
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,440
I mean, you see big bikes.

856
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:26,760
If you want to look skinnier, though, you got to make them look longer.

857
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,760
That's some Luciferian shit.

858
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,800
Otherwise, they have fucking big fat fucking fingers.

859
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,800
Knuckles and shit?

860
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,800
Yeah, anyways.

861
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,800
Air on your knuckles?

862
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,800
How about the other thing?

863
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,800
Anyways, what?

864
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,800
When the cops were outside.

865
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,440
Oh, yeah, we're still on cops.

866
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:43,240
When they were outside after the perps were let go, you know.

867
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,240
They weren't perps, technically.

868
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,880
No, really, no, they weren't perps.

869
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,480
Somebody called the cops on these fine, upstanding citizens.

870
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,280
When they were calm as fuck when they answered the door, they had no idea the cops were

871
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,280
coming, you know.

872
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,280
Yeah, not only were they fighting.

873
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,000
It was only a fight that was going on.

874
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
So I could see.

875
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,960
It is just funny that the guy had a, the honey had a black eye before the cop ended up.

876
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,200
And then you got to explain that.

877
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,200
That's one more thing you explain.

878
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,600
This is the life of a fucking nut.

879
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,600
A tranny prostitute.

880
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,600
Yeah.

881
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,600
I mean, that's what it sounds like.

882
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,600
Of course you got a black eye.

883
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,600
Well.

884
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,880
You need some fucking makeup for that.

885
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,280
When dinner's, dinner's supposed to be ready.

886
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,280
Bitch.

887
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,120
It's supposed to be ready.

888
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,080
But even outside when the, when the perps were away from the cops, they still had to

889
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,640
walk on eggshells because they knew that the cameras were going.

890
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,600
I don't like that term walking on eggshells.

891
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,600
Okay.

892
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,600
They had a fucking, you know, side step.

893
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,640
Not say what really, what really in their mind.

894
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,640
Yes.

895
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,640
So they couldn't speak their true minds.

896
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,160
So free speech was technically withheld from them.

897
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,160
Yeah.

898
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,160
By their own.

899
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,160
I mean, if you're going to be the prosecutor, you're going to be the judge.

900
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,160
By their own withholding.

901
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,160
Mm-hmm.

902
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,320
Well, you know, because it's scary to be fucking canceled.

903
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,720
No, it's not.

904
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,720
Well, I would love it.

905
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,840
If you have a TV show and shit, it is.

906
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,840
No, it's not at all.

907
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,840
He's a cop.

908
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,840
How many cops have been canceled?

909
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,320
Yeah, but these dummies are on TV.

910
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,320
They don't want to fucking have the cops get their, oh.

911
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,320
You know what the problem is.

912
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,320
You know, they can have their little police station.

913
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,880
They fucking pussyfoot around shit.

914
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,880
And you know what?

915
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,880
Guess what?

916
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,880
Cops get killed.

917
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,720
And there's a problem because cops should not be killed.

918
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,720
Right?

919
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:13,720
Yeah.

920
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,720
Who fuck wants that job?

921
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,720
Do you want to be a cop?

922
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,720
Hell no.

923
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,720
I don't want to be a cop.

924
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,440
No, that's fucking dangerous as shit, man.

925
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,720
That's fucking some noble shit.

926
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,720
It's fucking dangerous.

927
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,320
Do you want to protect shit?

928
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,720
Okay, go for it, man.

929
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:32,720
When I was a kid, I could say this because, well, yeah, I could say this.

930
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,840
Oh, man, you gotta get a man up, man.

931
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,320
My dad's friend was a Chicago cop.

932
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320
Allegedly.

933
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,120
And, you know, he would come over and hang out with my dad.

934
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,960
And he would be walking the beat or driving around in his car.

935
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:51,440
He'd come over to our house and hide out and hang out with my dad and my mind, whoever

936
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,440
else was there.

937
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,240
And I was a little kid.

938
00:32:55,240 --> 00:33:01,760
And he would empty out the fucking bullets out of his gun.

939
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,160
He'd clean his gun.

940
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,400
And let me play with it.

941
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,400
Here you go.

942
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400
Okay.

943
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,400
And it was fun, man.

944
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,400
And it was just wild, you know.

945
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,080
Yeah, but you didn't shoot anybody.

946
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,080
No, man.

947
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,840
You didn't take a liking to guns and all of a sudden start doing this.

948
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,840
I don't know.

949
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,840
But it was just crazy.

950
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,960
We all know guns are centralized in one area in Chicago or a couple areas.

951
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,560
I mean, there's...

952
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,360
It's not that hard to figure out where everything's at, right?

953
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,360
Yeah.

954
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:34,320
But I love it that people are standing up in Chicago for the rights and telling them

955
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,120
not to put fucking migrants here.

956
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,120
That's what I love.

957
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,120
I love to see that.

958
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,080
Yeah, but it's still gonna happen because they gotta move in their UN somewhere.

959
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,000
Well, they gotta move them somewhere.

960
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,920
I mean, the lucrative contracts that these people are signing from the government, the

961
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,800
amount of money that these people are making to do nothing.

962
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,800
And you know what?

963
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,800
I'm gonna say...

964
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,000
Well, they're gonna be doing something though when they fucking kick everybody's ass and

965
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
kill us all.

966
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Well, I was reading...

967
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,040
I was listening to something also today about...

968
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,520
Remember when we were talking, I was like, men coming in and all the shit's like, where

969
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,440
are the children going?

970
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,960
They're getting trafficked and fucking sold off.

971
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,280
That's why they're bringing the migrants in, I think, is the...

972
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,280
Yeah.

973
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,280
Distracted.

974
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,280
So what's really going on?

975
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,280
The women and children don't even make it.

976
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,480
The hot-looking women get fucking taken and fucking...

977
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,360
Yes, we all know, Larry, you don't have to finish that sentence.

978
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,280
And the kids don't make it.

979
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,440
Okay, don't finish that sentence either.

980
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,440
They get sold off.

981
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,480
Also, a lot of them get taken just for their fucking organs, man.

982
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,480
All right.

983
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:33,480
Well, you didn't have to say something like that.

984
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,480
People will realize that.

985
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,480
But that's all right.

986
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480
They do.

987
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480
I don't know much yet.

988
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,480
It's farcical.

989
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,480
And I saw...

990
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,480
Well, I don't know much if it's the truth.

991
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,480
I saw some...

992
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,920
I mean, I said, I was listening to something today and there's children coming in and they're

993
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,840
unaccounted for it and nobody can do that.

994
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,840
And it's horrible.

995
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,840
And then they get up.

996
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,880
It's like, the most defenseless people they take advantage of.

997
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,880
Yeah.

998
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,160
Well, that's the way they do it, man.

999
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,480
Why wouldn't you take advantage of the most defenseless people?

1000
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,480
Well, you distract people.

1001
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,200
That's what an evil motherfucker does, man.

1002
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,160
It takes advantage of the most defenseless person.

1003
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,480
That's why they're fucking sick.

1004
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,480
Mom, I mean...

1005
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,480
That's why they're evil.

1006
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,480
Mm-hmm.

1007
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,480
They're fucking...

1008
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,480
Terrible motherfuckers.

1009
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,480
Evil is doing better than good, I think, right now.

1010
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,480
Well, it's more prevalent.

1011
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,760
Yes, it is.

1012
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,480
It's never doing better than good.

1013
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,480
I mean, we have two wars going on at once.

1014
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:31,480
Hey, just keep giving your money away, the American way.

1015
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,480
In those wars, how would they be making money right now?

1016
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,480
Well, that's the problem.

1017
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,080
That's the whole fucking bag.

1018
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,480
The military industrial complex just moves us.

1019
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,080
I will say, though, if they implement a draft...

1020
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,080
Because we know this war is going to go on forever.

1021
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,080
Yeah.

1022
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:54,400
So if they implement a draft, they will have to try my child for my cold hands while I'm

1023
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,400
holding a pistol.

1024
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,400
Well, you think that...

1025
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,840
What's that?

1026
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,200
There's no way out of it, man.

1027
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,200
There's no way around it.

1028
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,200
There's always a way out of it.

1029
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,200
Money.

1030
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,200
So nobody wants...

1031
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,200
Well, that's the American thing.

1032
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,200
They want money, power, and land.

1033
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,200
You don't have enough money.

1034
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,200
You don't have any money or power.

1035
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,200
You don't have enough money or power.

1036
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,200
You don't have enough money or power.

1037
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,200
Religious fanatics you really can't negotiate with, though.

1038
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,200
That's the problem.

1039
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,200
We've got to gain about 75 million listeners for you to have...

1040
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:22,200
Like we said before, religion has killed more people than anything.

1041
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,200
Religion?

1042
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,200
Yeah.

1043
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,200
Well, what would this have to do with religion?

1044
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,200
What do you mean?

1045
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:33,080
When the Ottoman Empire was destroyed in World War I, they split up and they gave land to

1046
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:36,760
the Jews, the Palestinians really didn't agree with that.

1047
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,160
Nobody else agreed with that.

1048
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,400
And now, because of...

1049
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,400
I mean...

1050
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,840
It sounds egregious.

1051
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:45,840
It's not egregious.

1052
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:50,040
What do you mean?

1053
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,040
Everything's a holy war.

1054
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,040
Anyways, what does that mean?

1055
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,560
I mean, what about Mount Solomon's Temple?

1056
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,040
And you know what I mean?

1057
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,880
Everything's written in the Bible.

1058
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,440
Everybody wants to correspond and correlate all these things.

1059
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440
Oh, yeah.

1060
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,440
Because...

1061
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,440
Strings are not...

1062
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,440
We don't need a lot of cloth to connect with strings.

1063
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,720
Everyone wants us to be the end of the world, man.

1064
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,960
Everyone's sick of this bullshit.

1065
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,960
Who says that?

1066
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:14,000
That's what happens when everybody thinks everything's so bad.

1067
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000
The war machine wants to fund the war.

1068
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,400
That's the most profitable thing.

1069
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:24,200
And the most profitable war out there would be World War III, baby.

1070
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,200
Think about it.

1071
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,200
Think about it.

1072
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,200
We have...

1073
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,200
Nothing would make more money than World War III.

1074
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,640
Well, it's going to be like a human missile crisis.

1075
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:31,640
That's what's going to happen.

1076
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,800
It's going to boil down to the last minute and something's going to be averted and we're

1077
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,880
all going to pretend like nothing happened.

1078
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,440
I don't think so.

1079
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440
We mean you don't think so.

1080
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,760
Yeah, I don't think it's going to be like the Cuban Missile Crisis.

1081
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,760
How so?

1082
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,720
Biden will fuck this shit up or whoever is controlling...

1083
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:48,720
It's William Biden.

1084
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:49,720
Yeah, I know.

1085
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:55,080
Whoever's controlling the fucking shit already has their mind made up.

1086
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,640
Anyway, it's all ran by the same fucking place anyway.

1087
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,640
We have what?

1088
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,640
350 million?

1089
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,640
It's real, USA.

1090
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:02,640
It's all the same.

1091
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,640
350 million people?

1092
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,440
Yeah, you know...

1093
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:12,800
So think about these other countries, billions of people, billions...

1094
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,800
China easily...

1095
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:20,360
If the war came to us and China invaded our territory, I'd be out there fighting.

1096
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,360
Wouldn't you?

1097
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,360
You'd have to be.

1098
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:28,240
Well, I mean, if they armed me and we'd get a tank, that'd be awesome.

1099
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,240
Well, I don't know.

1100
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,240
Why not?

1101
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,240
I would ride around in a tank.

1102
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,240
But we got shoot people though too.

1103
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,840
I'd rather be in some kind of aircraft.

1104
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,520
No, it's easily shot down.

1105
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,520
Who knows?

1106
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,520
You know what?

1107
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,520
I'm just saying, this is all fictitious.

1108
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,240
I'm just some fucking slick maneuvering.

1109
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,240
But I love America.

1110
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,240
You're an American, right?

1111
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,240
You love this country?

1112
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,400
I love this country.

1113
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,400
I just rather walk around the foot.

1114
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,880
I'm afraid that these people are going to be like, hey, let's suck all these children

1115
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,240
into a war that's never going to end.

1116
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,080
Well, yeah, that's the whole idea.

1117
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,080
That's the whole idea.

1118
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,080
Oh, that's how you keep it going.

1119
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,080
That's what happened with this last one that went for 20 years.

1120
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,080
And the one before that that they had going on.

1121
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,080
Afghanistan.

1122
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,080
We talk about it.

1123
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:13,080
I remember when we talked about Marty and Aldo a lot.

1124
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:18,520
You know, Aldo, the naked bed sleeper guy and the nice people in the house.

1125
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:23,440
Anyways, Marty was like, ah, Larry, they're going to have the draft and you're right

1126
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440
at that age.

1127
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,920
You know, I was working at some bum's job and Marty was my boss.

1128
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,280
And he's like, they got no use for you, man.

1129
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,800
You're the first one.

1130
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,760
You'll be fucking right on the front line.

1131
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,440
You need to be scaring me.

1132
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,000
And I'd be like, dude, what are you talking about?

1133
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,680
He said, didn't you hear, man, we're going to war, you know, because I never knew what

1134
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,680
was going on back then.

1135
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,680
Well, you didn't pay attention.

1136
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,840
Now you pay attention, which is even scarier.

1137
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,400
I'd rather not pay attention.

1138
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,800
But he scared the shit out of me back then and said, we're going to have the draft because

1139
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,360
no one's going to the army.

1140
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,200
But we had a lot of people going at that time, I guess.

1141
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,200
Yeah.

1142
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,200
And then they got to build the reserves.

1143
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:06,240
And there was prior to 9-11, way before that.

1144
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,600
Well, I mean.

1145
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,280
What was the reason we went there to Desert Storm?

1146
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,280
Or what was it?

1147
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,280
Was it called Desert Storm?

1148
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,280
Iraq.

1149
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,280
Yeah, Iraq was Desert Storm.

1150
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,800
What was the reason we went there?

1151
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,480
Saddam Hussein.

1152
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,160
Weapons of mass destruction.

1153
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,680
Was that because of 9-11?

1154
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,680
Yes.

1155
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,680
Okay.

1156
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,680
What was the one before that?

1157
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:25,680
What was the war before that?

1158
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,680
Afghanistan.

1159
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,160
You know, because I think it was.

1160
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,840
Because I'm trying to think about when I would be in age, rack it to fucking be drafted

1161
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,280
up and when I was like 12.

1162
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,840
Well, this is before 2001, right?

1163
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,160
I'm talking like 80s or 90s, dude.

1164
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,160
Ah, man.

1165
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,160
I don't know.

1166
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,160
Okay.

1167
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,160
I don't think there was anything.

1168
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,160
There was a Cold War shit.

1169
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,160
No, we had shit going on.

1170
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,640
There was always shit going on.

1171
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,080
We were bombing the fuck out of someone.

1172
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,200
We're always bombing the fuck out of someone.

1173
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,520
And we were going to war.

1174
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,520
I mean, we're funding our enemies all the time.

1175
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,240
It was the one where we did it in short fucking...

1176
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:02,600
Man, you are just way too stoned to be...

1177
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,920
Yeah, we mean anyways.

1178
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:04,920
Great story, Larry.

1179
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,680
We did it in quick, we made quick work of these motherfuckers.

1180
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,080
Yeah, like we always do.

1181
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,080
But no, no.

1182
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,080
And then we leave our quits.

1183
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,360
We were there for 20 fucking years.

1184
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,560
Where?

1185
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,560
In Afghanistan.

1186
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,000
Yeah, but that wasn't, I mean...

1187
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
What the fuck?

1188
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,720
What the fuck was that?

1189
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:25,640
I mean, I know people weren't getting killed all the time the whole time, but we still

1190
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,800
had to go there and be babysitter or else they'll fucking...

1191
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,400
Yeah, as soon as we left, what happened?

1192
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,400
Tell them.

1193
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,400
They went right back to the ways.

1194
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,400
Yeah, we left all that equipment to them.

1195
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,600
Which is basically giving yourself a life sentence.

1196
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,240
Why would you go over there to someone else's land and think that you're going to fucking

1197
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,360
change the way that they would?

1198
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,360
Give them democracy.

1199
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,360
Yeah.

1200
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,360
They don't want it.

1201
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,360
They don't want it.

1202
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,360
They don't want it.

1203
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,360
We don't even have a democracy here.

1204
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,880
We're not even implemented on countries that are goat herders and...

1205
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,880
Well, that's how they want it to think about them actually.

1206
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,880
The people might want it.

1207
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:59,200
The people want the democracy, but the guys in charge definitely don't want democracy

1208
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,200
because they're in charge.

1209
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,200
Yeah.

1210
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,200
Because they're in their ways.

1211
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,640
And that's the same thing that's going on here right fucking now.

1212
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:05,640
How so?

1213
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:11,560
Well, they're killing democracy and taking it away from us because these assholes in charge

1214
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,880
fucking love it and they don't want us to be able to make any decisions.

1215
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,400
They want to fucking tell us what we should do.

1216
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:19,400
They don't want us to tell them.

1217
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,720
No, they're already telling us what to do.

1218
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,720
Right.

1219
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,720
And that's fucking bullshit.

1220
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:23,720
They don't want us to be working.

1221
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:24,720
It's a dictatorship.

1222
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:25,720
It's not working.

1223
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:26,720
Yeah.

1224
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,720
This is not good.

1225
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,720
Well, no, it is working.

1226
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,720
What do you mean it's not working?

1227
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,720
Well, and then they should just say that...

1228
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,720
Completely working.

1229
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,760
The government pits us against each other.

1230
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,760
You know what?

1231
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:39,880
I was watching this thing about the ADL, the Anti-Defamation League.

1232
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,880
Uh-huh.

1233
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,880
Woof.

1234
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:42,880
Man.

1235
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,040
They really don't like white people.

1236
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,160
No, they hate them.

1237
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,880
It's crazy how these people, they were saying, what the hell, we were just looking up.

1238
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,440
They hate them.

1239
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,440
Pale...

1240
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,160
Shoot, I forgot.

1241
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,160
Pale face.

1242
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,160
No, no.

1243
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,160
It wasn't pale face.

1244
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:07,280
It was like male, pale and stale.

1245
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,520
That's what it is.

1246
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,920
Male, pale and stale, they keep on saying.

1247
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,480
But if they know what that means, right?

1248
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,480
It's like a crazy pale face.

1249
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,480
Yes.

1250
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:21,160
If I went up on a stage and I was like male, black and stale, man, I'd be canceled in a

1251
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,160
minute.

1252
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,840
They'd be like, you are a racist.

1253
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,560
Which is bad, right?

1254
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,560
Yeah.

1255
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,240
It's very racist saying pale, stale, male.

1256
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,480
But it's white.

1257
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,840
I don't understand why there's no...

1258
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,840
Who cares?

1259
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,840
That's their problem.

1260
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,680
The people being racist, it's on them.

1261
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,680
That's the thing.

1262
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,680
They don't even...

1263
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,200
They think they're not being racist.

1264
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,520
They think they're helping things by fucking getting down on some other people instead

1265
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,360
of blacks or something.

1266
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,520
But here's the thing.

1267
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,520
What's that?

1268
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,520
You're still being racist.

1269
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,520
Yeah.

1270
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,880
It's so fucking dumb, but they don't even see it.

1271
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,680
So that just proves how dumb they are.

1272
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,280
When did it become so white even bother?

1273
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,760
When did America lose its love for America?

1274
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,760
That's the thing.

1275
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,760
Can I hit that?

1276
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,760
You're just going to smoke a party for it.

1277
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,760
Sometime at their Archie Bunker show, God damn it.

1278
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,760
Is that your timeline begin?

1279
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,200
When the family, when that guy got out, you're taking up the air.

1280
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,680
Man, I got to take a piss.

1281
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,680
We got to pause it.

1282
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,680
Man, you're some kind of fucking sissy.

1283
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,680
Just pause it right now.

1284
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,680
Pause it.

1285
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,840
We'll edit it in.

1286
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,840
Well, I can't.

1287
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,480
I can't pause it.

1288
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,480
It's way over there.

1289
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,480
The keyboard.

1290
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,880
Here, hit the spacebar.

1291
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,080
Such a smooth edit.

1292
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,080
You can't even tell.

1293
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,080
Well, they just have...

1294
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,080
No.

1295
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,080
We did that.

1296
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,080
Thanks.

1297
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,080
Okay.

1298
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,080
Thanks to needles, small bladder, like a little girl.

1299
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,080
All right.

1300
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,080
Yeah.

1301
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,480
So, they just think that they can get away with whatever.

1302
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,960
I mean, it's crazy that nobody holds these people accountable.

1303
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:51,760
Well, I know an accountant or a numbers man or two.

1304
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,480
I said accountable, not accountant.

1305
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,080
I thought they needed an accountant.

1306
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,080
No.

1307
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,080
Okay.

1308
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,080
This is something...

1309
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,080
What's something?

1310
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,080
You'll like this.

1311
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,080
Where's that joint go?

1312
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,080
Did you smoke it all?

1313
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,080
Oh, boy, oh boy.

1314
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,080
You smoked the whole thing?

1315
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,080
Where is it?

1316
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,080
Okay, keep going.

1317
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,080
Really?

1318
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,080
Where did you think?

1319
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,080
Where did you think?

1320
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,080
Okay.

1321
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:20,080
Here we are back to the Larry and Needle's Fortune Cookie 500.

1322
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,800
Fortune Cookie are 500.

1323
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,760
And this is like a really woke one.

1324
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,760
Oh, really?

1325
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,760
Yeah.

1326
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:33,080
It's like silence is violence and shit like that.

1327
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,080
That's it?

1328
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,560
On college campuses today.

1329
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,560
This is when I just pre-read this one.

1330
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,400
I gave it a little fucking quick glance over.

1331
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,440
That's what phrase popped in my head.

1332
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,120
Okay, well, let's hear it.

1333
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,960
It's kind of dumb.

1334
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:53,480
Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

1335
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,480
Okay.

1336
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,320
So, you know...

1337
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,320
That's a little prophetic.

1338
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,920
Yeah, I guess if you know you had something wrong.

1339
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,080
Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

1340
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,080
Okay.

1341
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,080
Yeah.

1342
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,080
I don't get it sometimes.

1343
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,680
Something deadlier form.

1344
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,960
I mean, who knows who the fuck are writing these things?

1345
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,640
I mean, this is all propaganda again from our enemy.

1346
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,640
Yeah.

1347
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,320
I mean, where do we usually get these cookies from Larry?

1348
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,320
Chinese restaurants?

1349
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,320
Yeah.

1350
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,320
Who's our number one enemy?

1351
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,320
Yeah.

1352
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,320
Besides Russia?

1353
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,320
Yeah.

1354
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,320
China is more than Russia.

1355
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,320
Yeah, 100%.

1356
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,320
Yeah, I mean, come on.

1357
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,320
China is our number one fucking...

1358
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,320
This is all propaganda.

1359
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,320
That's what...

1360
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,320
You know what?

1361
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,840
That's why I told my wife you could fucking kiss that shit goodbye.

1362
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,840
Kiss what?

1363
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,840
Chinese food?

1364
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,840
Yeah, we don't...

1365
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,200
What are the enemy in this house?

1366
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,200
No, she's not allowed to have it.

1367
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,200
Sushi?

1368
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,200
Gone?

1369
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,200
Done.

1370
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,200
Done with that.

1371
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,200
Plus...

1372
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,200
I mean, probably have to do everything.

1373
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,200
You don't need...

1374
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,680
The French obviously because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys.

1375
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,680
Yeah.

1376
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,680
We can always eat their food.

1377
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,680
Just take it.

1378
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,240
But you don't want to get parasites from that Chinese food and shit.

1379
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,720
How do you get parasites?

1380
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,720
Well, allegedly.

1381
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,720
I don't want to fucking have it.

1382
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,720
I know, man.

1383
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:57,720
I know.

1384
00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,960
I don't want to have the Chinese food industry come down on us.

1385
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:01,960
That would be hilarious.

1386
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,800
Hopefully the karate chop your ass into oblivion.

1387
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,120
End up in one of the fortune cookies.

1388
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,640
Yeah, that'd be great.

1389
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,640
How about this week?

1390
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:11,640
No, no, just one, though.

1391
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,640
That's all we're reading.

1392
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,640
I got another story.

1393
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,640
It's so next...

1394
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,640
We got to get it gone.

1395
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,640
Read it again one more time.

1396
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,640
We got to get it gone.

1397
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,640
Where's the long ad?

1398
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,640
I know.

1399
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,640
Is it out there?

1400
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,640
We don't have one.

1401
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,640
Dave hasn't gone.

1402
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,140
Okay, so wait a second.

1403
00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:27,680
Delay is a delias form of denial.

1404
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:32,760
That must be a river.

1405
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:37,760
So I guess if you delay, you'll die.

1406
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,760
Wait.

1407
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,760
Leggling breaks down.

1408
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,760
You're delaying and denying.

1409
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,760
Fortune cookies.

1410
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,760
You're delaying and denying.

1411
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,760
This is a fucked up fortune cookie.

1412
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,760
All of them are.

1413
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,760
We haven't gotten it.

1414
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:55,600
It's one of these ones where you have to drink a half a bottle of fucking sake.

1415
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,600
That's Japanese.

1416
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,600
That's sake.

1417
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,600
Oh, okay.

1418
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,600
What do they drink in China?

1419
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:00,600
Oh, baby's blood.

1420
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:01,600
Okay.

1421
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,600
They drink like 10 shots of baby's blood before this starts making a man.

1422
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,600
Maybe snake blood too.

1423
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,600
Snake hum.

1424
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,600
Snake oil.

1425
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,600
That's to the sauce.

1426
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,600
Anyways.

1427
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,600
Anyways.

1428
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,120
That Terry would have liked that.

1429
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,920
Yeah, I mean, well, he was into oblivion, so it doesn't really matter.

1430
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,720
He couldn't hear the fortune cookie.

1431
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:20,760
He was able to read it.

1432
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,160
This one, okay.

1433
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,760
This is definitely the story of the month.

1434
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,760
I'm very happy.

1435
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,440
Story of the month.

1436
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,560
Story of the month.

1437
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,560
From the telegraph.

1438
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,560
Woo.

1439
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:33,120
The bishop resigns over gay orgy scandal.

1440
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,120
Nice.

1441
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,120
All right.

1442
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,520
So that's your kind of scandal.

1443
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:45,400
The pope, the pope, Larry, has accepted the resignation of a senior Polish bishop whose

1444
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,840
diocese was rocked by reports of a sex party.

1445
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,360
Diocese was rock hard.

1446
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,360
Ha.

1447
00:48:53,360 --> 00:49:00,240
Rocked by reports of a sex party involving a male prostitute held in the priest's apartment.

1448
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,240
Nice.

1449
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:05,200
Man, if I try to pronounce this name, we definitely get canceled.

1450
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,360
Are you smoking more weed?

1451
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,360
Yeah, man.

1452
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,360
Yeah, let me get a bonk.

1453
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,360
Shut the fuck up, man.

1454
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,920
You smoked that whole fucking joint, you asshole.

1455
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,640
He was detained with pink fuzzy handcuffs.

1456
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,640
Okay, so wait.

1457
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,800
Man, Larry's on a bender now.

1458
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,800
Jokes of the year.

1459
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,800
The guy was 59.

1460
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,120
He was 69 to death.

1461
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:35,240
He asked everyone to forgive his human limitations, which, hey, okay, I can roll with that, man.

1462
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:38,400
And then he said, don't worry.

1463
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,400
Be happy.

1464
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:44,880
Fucking, this guy came under criminal investigation for throwing a party attended by a male sex

1465
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:45,880
worker.

1466
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:46,880
All right, there you go.

1467
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,920
Well, sex workers kind of work.

1468
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:51,920
You think?

1469
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:55,800
I mean, those are the hardest working people in the industry, in any industry.

1470
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,800
All right.

1471
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:57,800
Some of the hard...

1472
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,600
Oh, here's the joint.

1473
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:06,200
So something happened and a guest at the party collapsed after overdosing on boner pills.

1474
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,200
Nice.

1475
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,200
How many boner pills?

1476
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,200
And a lot of people...

1477
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,200
Come on.

1478
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,200
Can I get that or what?

1479
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,200
I'm lying in the fucking thing.

1480
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:16,280
And then a lot of the people before the boner pills killed them, God.

1481
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,280
How many boner pills do you have?

1482
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,280
Dives from getting their ass rammed so hard.

1483
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,480
Because it does fuck with your blood pressure.

1484
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,600
You know what I mean?

1485
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,600
Yeah.

1486
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,600
Well, actually, they are hard pills.

1487
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,200
And he's probably doing blowskis.

1488
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,200
Yeah, of course.

1489
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,640
You know, a couple of nose beers, maybe some ketamine.

1490
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,640
Who knows, man?

1491
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,640
This guy's a fucking bishop.

1492
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,200
I can't remember a single night with a male prostitute with no cocaine.

1493
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,760
What kind of drugs do you think a bishop gets, man?

1494
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,760
Oh.

1495
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,760
You don't want that fat ass shit.

1496
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,760
Oh, shit, right from the fucking mob.

1497
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,760
Right from the teeth.

1498
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,400
I thought you said you were lighting it.

1499
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,400
Now you're just smoking it.

1500
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,400
Fucking asshole.

1501
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:53,600
You're gonna get a kick right to the fucking chops.

1502
00:50:53,600 --> 00:51:01,800
All right, so, you know, these fucking bishops and pulps, they really party down in the

1503
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:02,800
pool.

1504
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,320
How do you get a Pollock bishop out of an orgy?

1505
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,320
Have someone overdose.

1506
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,320
That's good.

1507
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,320
I was gonna say wave to him.

1508
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,400
That's a one arm.

1509
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,720
Like the one arm.

1510
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,720
How do you get a kick?

1511
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,720
Man, we're just all over the floor.

1512
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:21,720
One arm, man, in the tree.

1513
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:25,720
One arm, Pollock out of a tree.

1514
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,720
Wave to him.

1515
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,720
The classics just get you.

1516
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:32,720
You know what, that's why they're the classics.

1517
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,720
Yeah, I know.

1518
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:39,720
If they weren't fucking great, they wouldn't be the classics.

1519
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,720
Oh, man.

1520
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:49,720
Yeah, so now, it doesn't really say if this fucking bishop is gonna get charged with murder.

1521
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:55,720
Well, if the guy, or not murder shall I say, or some sort of charge against him.

1522
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,720
The prostitute is the one that OD'd.

1523
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:01,720
And he probably was on other drugs, man.

1524
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,720
Oh, come on.

1525
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,720
It's the Vatican.

1526
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,720
Yeah, and the most erupt thing in the world.

1527
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,720
It's not even a city or...

1528
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,720
No, no, it's its own thing.

1529
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:11,720
Yeah, it's its own entity.

1530
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,720
It's fucked up. It's really crooked.

1531
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,720
I mean, you want to get fucking caught up in some mysterious and fucking nefarious stuff.

1532
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:26,720
Just to be a nun in a nunnery in any fucking place anywhere.

1533
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:30,720
United States, Canada, Mexico.

1534
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:31,720
Yeah, other countries, literally.

1535
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:34,720
It's very dangerous. It's very dangerous. You're gonna get raped.

1536
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,720
Well, because you read that book, yes.

1537
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:37,720
Yeah, well, you know.

1538
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,720
That's definitely gonna get kicked off a YouTube.

1539
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:45,720
Like Sadame and shit, you could become a nun or a priest and you'll fucking get plenty.

1540
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:46,720
Plenty.

1541
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:51,720
So, you know, there are all Sadamites is what I'm saying.

1542
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,720
They're fucking bad, evil, motherfuckers.

1543
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:55,720
That is the most sacred hole.

1544
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:59,720
Killers, murderers. They fucking kill babies.

1545
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,720
I mean, come on. Sadame and Gomorrah.

1546
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:06,720
We've been taught from an early age that that is the most dirtiest sin.

1547
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:10,720
Maria Monk, she and you know, here's the other thing, man.

1548
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,720
They would go around to houses.

1549
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:15,720
Man, are we gonna really talk about this now?

1550
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:18,720
Well, just to get it out of the way real quick.

1551
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:22,720
They would find a house with like a hot looking daughter and you know, hopefully the daddy would.

1552
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,720
Yes, we know, yes. We could get the gist of it, Larry.

1553
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:31,720
And they'd say, you know, you'll fucking get a better chance of your family not going to hell

1554
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,720
by giving us your daughter.

1555
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:36,720
So now we, so we talked about religion killing more people.

1556
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,720
Now we're talking about religion raping more people.

1557
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:39,720
Yeah.

1558
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:44,720
I mean, all in the name of God or higher power or whatever you believe in.

1559
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:48,720
All in manipulating the name of God, not in the name of God.

1560
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:50,720
They're doing in the name of Lucifer.

1561
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,720
That's my wife. She got me some jelly.

1562
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:53,720
My wife.

1563
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:54,720
My wife.

1564
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:56,720
Very nice.

1565
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:57,720
What do you hit list?

1566
00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:59,720
Yeah. Hey, you know what?

1567
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,720
Thanks everybody for tuning in.

1568
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:06,720
No shirt, Nick. Everybody that stayed this long that are still listening.

1569
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:07,720
You guys are fucking great.

1570
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:08,720
Oh, you don't have your hit list?

1571
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,720
No, I'm just going to do it out of my head.

1572
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,720
Chrissy, Jessica.

1573
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,720
Mr. Rex.

1574
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:18,720
Yeah, Mr. Rex fucking Matthew out there in Florida.

1575
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:19,720
Mary Kiki.

1576
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:20,720
Mary.

1577
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,720
Yes.

1578
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,720
Shorty if he comes through. If not, you're axed.

1579
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,720
No, dude, you never act. That's my nephew.

1580
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,720
I love you, Alex. I'll never fucking.

1581
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:32,720
Hopefully he comes by because we're getting ready to buy a camera and we're going to start

1582
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,720
doing video episodes next week.

1583
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:39,720
Well, I don't know. Next week we're going to try and get it together as soon as possible.

1584
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:42,720
He's putting fucking deadlines on us.

1585
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,720
Yeah.

1586
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,720
Okay.

1587
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:48,720
And of course we got to fucking think.

1588
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:50,720
Yes, we got to think.

1589
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,720
Ross, I said, Marcell ready.

1590
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,720
Jerry.

1591
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,720
We said, Jay.

1592
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,720
Okay. So these people won't mind being called out.

1593
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,720
Relax.

1594
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,720
You had half a beer and you're wasted.

1595
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,720
I'm not wasted. Tiffany.

1596
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:06,720
And we got to also, without fucking ever forgetting.

1597
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,720
What's that?

1598
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,720
For the studio time. Thank you, Tom.

1599
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:13,720
Thank you, Tom. That's T-H-O-M-S free clinic.

1600
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:18,720
And if your dog's got crabs, don't worry, we won't ask.

1601
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:23,720
Tom's free clinic.

1602
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:28,720
If you get crabs, don't pick them scabs.

1603
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,720
Hey, but seriously.

1604
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,720
Oh, so you have kids that get the car too.

1605
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,720
Tom always wants me to reiterate.

1606
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:41,720
The car and the veterinarian sections of the business do cost money.

1607
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,720
It's not free, car, fixing place.

1608
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,720
Free clinic? Yes.

1609
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:50,720
Sometimes, you know, people get that confused and they think he's going to fix their cars for nothing.

1610
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,720
And that Tom doesn't do that.

1611
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:58,720
He will take walk-ins for free with the venereal diseases and other such things.

1612
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:02,720
With the free pair of wipers or an air filter, depending on how bad it is.

1613
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,720
Hey, if you...

1614
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,720
We will steal your information and your cultures.

1615
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:14,720
If you got a case of warrants that's bad enough to make it into some kind of medical fucking journal, maybe they'll give you like free oil change.

1616
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:20,720
When I lived in Cali, they would give you, if you had abscesses, that you would go to a place and they would...

1617
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,720
...vote a trip?

1618
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,720
And they would extract stuff out of it to make...

1619
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,720
I won't say serum, but to make...

1620
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:29,720
I don't know, antidote or what is that called?

1621
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:30,720
Make people sick.

1622
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,720
I don't know, but they pay people for it.

1623
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,720
Oh, man.

1624
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,720
Look to these guys, I knew people, these abscesses, they would just go in there and...

1625
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,720
That is fucking sick.

1626
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,720
Yeah.

1627
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:42,720
I mean, they're promoting the genocide of man.

1628
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:43,720
That's it.

1629
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:44,720
That's what they want.

1630
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:48,720
Yeah, the war machine was going to keep going without you or me even having an interview, right?

1631
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,720
Shit, I know that, but it's amazing.

1632
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:53,720
We need another American revolution.

1633
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:54,720
Fuck the Civil War.

1634
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,720
It's not like Snake Venom or something.

1635
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:59,720
What are they actually doing with this pus and shit that comes out of there?

1636
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:00,720
What would they want with that?

1637
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:01,720
They're making...

1638
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:03,720
I don't know, man, cultures and shit.

1639
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,720
I don't know, dude.

1640
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:05,720
That is weird.

1641
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:06,720
Yeah.

1642
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:08,720
I mean, I love how you think that's weird.

1643
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:09,720
That's not weird at all.

1644
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,720
Well, no, it's weird because it's not like...

1645
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:15,720
You're taking advantage of the most disadvantaged people.

1646
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:19,720
It's just like the people that are fucking trafficking the people at the border.

1647
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,720
Yes, we already talked about this.

1648
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,720
It's very sad and I don't want to see children hurt.

1649
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,720
That's what happens.

1650
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,720
Countries and shambles.

1651
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,720
Hell, yeah.

1652
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:35,720
I mean, all you and I have is this stupid voice and this stupid room smoking weed.

1653
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,720
Aw, man, this room ain't stupid.

1654
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,720
No, but I'm...

1655
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,720
I'm joking.

1656
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,720
That's why you smile, Larry.

1657
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,720
But, man, we love you guys for listening.

1658
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:45,720
And I'll tell you, man, this...

1659
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:46,720
The champagne of beers.

1660
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,720
This is some good shit.

1661
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,720
It's a champagne of beers, dude.

1662
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,720
I feel like a king.

1663
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,720
A stranger?

1664
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:53,720
Oh.

1665
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:58,720
You know, champagne drinking down my own bottle.

1666
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:03,720
Like, I just won the fucking Super Bowl or whatever it is that they wear.

1667
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,720
You just won the Super Bowl.

1668
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,720
Larry, where are you going?

1669
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:06,720
Boys Town.

1670
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:07,720
Yeah.

1671
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,720
You know, they always ask him...

1672
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,720
And then Disneyland.

1673
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:13,720
Instead of Disneyland, you're like Boys Town.

1674
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,720
Boys Town in tomorrow morning, Disneyland.

1675
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,720
It's just shut up in the back of a gay club.

1676
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,720
It's a weird Disneyland.

1677
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,720
It's behind Dumpster number four.

1678
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,720
Oh, they have three other ones?

1679
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,720
Yeah.

1680
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,720
And this is a pretty big gay club.

1681
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:32,720
Yeah, dude.

1682
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:38,720
It's fucking Adventureland, Disneyland, fucking Sanus Village.

1683
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,720
It has a local reference.

1684
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,720
That's pretty funny.

1685
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,720
So is Adventureland.

1686
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:44,720
Yeah, I know.

1687
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:45,720
That shit's gone.

1688
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:46,720
That's a good one.

1689
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,720
All right.

1690
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,720
Let's close this bitch out.

1691
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,720
All right, bitch.

1692
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:50,720
Fuck you.

1693
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,720
I'm gonna choke you.

1694
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,720
Thank you for tuning in.

1695
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,720
I'm Larry.

1696
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:54,720
I'm Needles.

1697
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:55,720
Peace.

1698
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:56,720
Like, follow, subscribe, leave a comment.

1699
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:57,720
We love you.

1700
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,720
Bye-bye.

1701
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:14,720
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