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What the fuck did I do in my glasses, man?
I don't know what it is.
I'll hear the other guy.
That's alright.
You know, I don't know if anybody out there is as blind as I am,
but I'm ready to get a fucking orange or yellow pair of glasses
because I can never fight my glasses.
I put them down for one second.
Everything's black.
My glasses are black.
The fucking things are so hard to find.
They don't work, do they?
So Larry accidentally lost his fucking glasses
and bumped into a glory hole once.
Oh, that's another story for another time.
That's alright though.
How you doing, Larry?
Pretty good, man.
It's all beautiful out today.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Take the scoot out, eh?
Yes.
Nice.
Put some mileage on the scooter.
Cruising around backwards in Boys Town.
I drove my bicycle around.
I fucking did a lot.
That's easier to cruise, right?
Yeah.
On the scooter you're going too fast.
It's easier to pull up on your victims on two wheels,
not the motorized kind though.
Yeah, I rode past that one house where I remember,
I don't know if I told you guys at the beginning of summer.
What's that?
Where I saw the lady sunbathing.
You saw the lady sunbathing?
Were you in her backyard?
No, she was in her front yard.
She was sunbathing in her front yard?
Yeah.
You looked at the crack baby mobile?
I was maybe thinking she'd be out again.
Dude, well it wasn't that nice out.
Oh, you never know.
People are crazy.
I mean, obviously, if she's sunbathing in the front,
was she attractive?
She was not bad, man.
I mean, what's not bad in the Larry world?
I would.
I almost said my own name.
Oh, you would.
I mean, come on, that doesn't leave too much of the imagination.
I mean, she's got a heartbeat.
Yeah.
Hey, how about this, man?
How about what, Larry?
You tell me.
You heard about people using public bathrooms and dying.
They just die right away.
Wait a second.
Please wait.
Okay.
Have I heard about people going into public bathrooms
and dying under mysterious circumstances?
Well, it seemed just dying from natural causes.
At first it seemed mysterious and they couldn't fucking figure it out.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Were the lights inside the bathroom blue so you couldn't find your veins?
No.
Okay.
Well, you're close, though.
I mean, I spy a dead guy with the needle in his arm.
But no, these people were all straight and here's what would happen.
What do you mean, straight?
As in gender?
No, clean, non-drug using people.
What are they straight, though?
Like, I mean...
Clean people that don't take heroin or cocaine or fucking do drugs and shit like that.
Okay.
So they go into a shitter and they die?
They go into a shitter and what happens is these junkies are wiping their needle off
on like the edge of the toilet paper.
Oh, yeah, but that doesn't kill people.
Well, they're overdosing and this is the story I heard.
Of course, this could be bullshit.
Yeah, from where?
What reputable source are you talking about?
I read it online, man.
Yeah, exactly.
How reputable is that?
Well...
You don't believe 9-11 really happened, right?
What am I?
Huh?
No, I don't believe 9-11.
And Wikipedia and I mean Google and all this shit.
Okay, listen.
I didn't look...
That's not where I read it, man.
So it was a person who's done the fairest things in his life.
And so these people are going into these public bathrooms and they say, be careful because
a lot of these junkies are wiping their needles off on the edge of the toilet paper roll.
Well, they stick them in to clean them up.
Yeah, right.
And shit like that.
And so they're...
But...
Fucking people off.
What they probably have to worry about is when they stick them out.
And then you get pricked.
Because you know somebody who's got a...
You know what I mean?
Like somebody wants to give you something.
But the odds of you touching something that kills you, so you're saying that they clean
the tip of their needle off.
I don't know what the odds are, but I'm just saying...
Well, I'm just...
I want to know because we've seen all these stories about fennie killing people by just
touching it and inhaling it.
I mean, is that another PSYOP by the government telling us that?
Maybe.
It could be, man.
It could be very well.
Because it was funny that we were talking about how the Mexican, how El Chapo's kids
don't want to fucking...
I mean, I got stuck cussing so much.
But they don't want to stop selling fentanyl.
And they've been murdering drug dealers that have been doing that.
Which, how much did the government pay them off to stop doing that?
Well, I don't know, but I'll tell you something about fentanyl, man.
Oh, tell me something about fentanyl.
It killed you.
Oh, actually, don't...
They just had a bus.
They just had a bus at the border last week.
Which border?
The Mexican-US border.
Yes, but where in San Diego, Texas?
I think it was Texas.
It was enough fentanyl to kill every American, 330 million people, 18 times over.
And?
That's just crazy, and one bus.
And then, you know, they've had supposedly more than 6 billion lethal doses in the past
year.
And they've had one bus, the last one bus.
They had enough dope for every person in the United States, OD, 18 times.
They're drug dealers.
Man.
Why not get the most over you can?
The fucked up thing is I keep on seeing more drugboss that are public now.
Like, a lot of drugbosses and a lot of...
I don't...
More than usual.
And I think they're...
I mean, obviously, the left is ramping up how they're starting to change things.
You see that San Francisco is dumping like 5 million dollars into there, because now
they've been considered a death loop, which is amazing.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I love that.
Let me hit that joint, let me see.
Hey, check it out, man.
Check it out.
Wait, wait, I'm in the middle of a fucking...
I thought you were done.
I said, let me hit that joint.
Yeah, well, let me hit that joint.
That's all I mean.
I can't say it.
Shit, motherfucker.
Okay, so San Francisco just adopted 4.4 million dollars into regenerating the downtown area,
but they still have...
They won't pass laws on stealing.
They won't pass...
You know what I mean?
Like, you're gonna dump all this money into something, but you're not gonna revamp the
laws.
Right.
But you still won't have wild greens and all the other little places that were once there,
because who the fuck wants to just lose money?
They're hemorrhaging money, even places like Walmart and big places.
You wanna talk about hemorrhaging money?
You can't even afford to fucking be there.
You wanna talk about hemorrhaging money.
So I just read an article today that the city of Chicago runs a grocery store.
And they are losing 100 to 130 thousand dollars a month because of competitors.
Lucrative.
Store.
Huh?
Very lucrative store.
I mean, that's who owns it, lucrative.
But, what do you call it?
So now, they actually wrote down on a piece of paper saying that next month they try to
only lose 90 to 100 thousand dollars instead of 130 thousand dollars.
Well, it's a step in the right direction.
Well, I mean, you don't think some guy is just like, hey, let's take more taxpayer money
and just give it away.
Because what's the easiest money to steal, Larry?
Oh, yeah.
Taxpayer money.
Hey, but speaking of taxpayer money, this has none to do with it.
And you know what?
Back to that drug thing.
Fuck the government.
We're all busting our asses off for nothing.
We're paying these people for what?
For nothing to give it away to another fucking country?
Underneath it.
I mean, this was a democracy at one point.
It's communism.
Like, we don't even get to vote on anything anymore.
We vote this guy in and this motherfucker's like, hey, I'm doing this and you motherfuckers
are going to comply.
Right.
You got, you gosh, you're grateful dead right, Larry?
What the shit, man?
We can't even stand up for ourselves.
No.
We can't.
I mean, how many people?
Because of crush.
How many like-minded individuals?
We might have a civil war.
Like, how is that going to happen?
You think 5,000 people are going to be able to congregate without the fucking FBI's having
plants in there and the CIA, you know?
Well, it's going to happen.
The way it's going to happen is they're going to activate their UN soldiers that are already
here in the form of illegal immigrants.
Immigrants?
Fake illegal immigrants at that.
Because you know, a lot of them are, but a lot of them are coming here because they want
them here and that's why they're all fucking military age men because they're going to
snap into action when they get that call.
Well, it's not a lot of military age men.
I was reading an article today in LA about the workers are striking at the hotels.
So they literally went to the homeless shelters and picked up Venezuelan refugees to clean
the hotel because these people have no affiliation and don't care about unions or anything like
that.
They'll be more than happy to cross the picket line.
They're just trying to feed their families and then if these people touch these people,
they're immigrants, it's a hate crime.
It's the ultimate fucking Bermuda Triangle, the ultimate Venn diagram of what the left
is trying to do.
Well, immigrants won't take your jobs, but we're going to go seek immigrants out to
take your jobs.
They're head hunting immigrants.
Well, of course, man.
Of course they are.
And they're just creating a disparity.
Is that fucking shock you?
No, not at all.
That's why I brought it up.
Because it was literally written in a newspaper, which I mean, written word is more than...
What were you saying?
What would you say about the other day or written word?
Jesus, the written word is...
The word is the word, man.
It's going to be there.
And the bird is the bird.
It's going to be there when heaven and earth are past.
That's not the quote I was looking for.
Okay, you're way off the handles.
Anyway, how about Justin Trudeau getting busted?
Did you get busted for a blackface again?
No.
I should have been blackface because he could have maybe got away with this.
For the third time?
Well, he got busted with a plane full of cocaine and India.
He didn't get busted with it.
What happened?
You tell me.
He didn't get busted with it.
What happened?
Somebody went on the plane and saw that there was cocaine.
And somebody greased some wheels.
And that guy, the prime minister of Canada, is not going to get caught up in a cocaine
scandal.
What?
I mean, do you really think this guy swine?
India knew that he was a fucking cokehead and they knew to look on the plane.
So do you think, okay, how much coke do you think Justin Trudeau was carrying with him?
I think he had like 87 kilos.
That's 160-something pounds of, that's 2.2 pounds per kilo, Larry.
That's 110-12 duffel bags.
I mean, this is the idiot I'm dealing with right now.
And you let the joint go out also.
No, I didn't.
Yes, it did.
Well, puff puff pass.
Negro diamonds.
I predicted it went out.
And what did it do?
Oh.
You suck it, bitch.
Yep, that's it.
You put it out.
Oh, he got it.
So do you really think Justin Trudeau does that much coke and that's not trafficking?
Yeah.
I mean, that's definitely not personal use.
That's what they're having on trafficking.
Okay, but he's still in Canada, right?
He said Gitmo.
So that doesn't make any sense.
He said Gitmo.
I mean, how many people turned into zombies when they clicked on the 5G, Larry?
He said Gitmo, maybe.
Who's that Gitmo?
Justin Trudeau.
Doing what?
Doing triangles and stuff with the other prisoners.
Yeah, he should be.
Yeah.
Why is that?
Trafficking all that coke going around in blackface and shit.
She's trafficking in blackface?
Now that's hilarious.
Yeah.
I mean, that is the greatest thing ever on a Larry and Needle show.
That is fucking racist.
I mean, she got red lips and everything.
Yeah.
Aw, man, he's doing Mammy and stuff.
Zell, Jolson, all the fucking way.
Mammy.
I mean, that's hilarious.
Mm-hmm.
Justin Trudeau got caught smuggling cocaine in blackface.
You've heard it here on the Larry and Needle show first.
That's right.
How many, 180 something pounds, Larry?
No, I don't know what he had.
Well, you said 60 something pounds.
But the guy in India acted like he knew he was a cokehead and that he's an asshole and
everything else.
And they just checked it out and sure enough, the guy's a fucking cokehead and an asshole.
And does that really, does that shock you?
Mm-mm.
Does it bother you?
No, I think it's funny.
Listen, there are a fucking cowboy hat, so they better shut up or we'll blow them off
the map.
I don't know.
Mabel Serp only goes so far.
Whatever they do, we seem to do next.
I don't know about that.
We invaded Israel and then they went behind us.
They're communist ways and shit.
Canada's communist?
Yeah, man.
You don't know about those 15-minute cities and shit there?
No, I know about the 15-minute cities, yes.
And you don't know what they did.
And I know how the government shut down the truckers, bank accounts when they...
Yeah, that's pretty communist.
And you know what?
Two honks means what?
I'll hit it, Luke.
Oh, man, you said it, not me.
That was Larry.
That'll definitely get us taken off of you two.
We are trying to get a video aspect here.
We're not being famous guys because then they would take that and put it out of context
and we would be on the news tonight.
Oh, amazing.
That would make our numbers go up, man.
And then we could just do a podcast still in the basement.
Yeah.
I was Joe Rogan, man.
We have furs and gold rings on, pimp hats and shit.
Oh, fuck yeah.
And actually we could get a camera.
Yeah, we're trying to do a video aspect, but Larry and I are not exactly...
What's the word for that, Larry?
Technically adept to the video world.
Yes.
So, I mean, Larry did a couple OnlyFans videos, but...
Usually someone else is always running the camera, though.
Yeah, your uncle...
I don't know how to do it.
That's what he told you.
Someone else runs the camera.
Yeah, you said that to the camera and he said, just act normal.
Yeah, I said that.
What's normal?
Let me hit that thing.
Fuck you.
This is my joint.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm going to whoop your asterisk and I'll just crop.
I'm going to fucking...
I'm going to slip and, Larry.
Slipping and slacking.
Man, this is a good joint.
Okay, well, you might as well tell the whole world.
Well, look at this.
It is a nice fatty.
Fucking thing looks like a...
I'm going to say, you do use a rolling machine, though.
Churchill.
It's a Churchill.
It's a Winston.
How many people did he kill or had hand ins with?
Oh, man.
That motherfucker.
He's worse than Hitler.
I don't know about that.
Everybody's worse than Hitler, right?
Trump's worse than Hitler.
I mean, he was a good painter.
Trump was worse than Hitler.
It wasn't the santa's worse than Hitler.
Trump was worse than Hitler.
How's that?
That's what they say on CNN.
That's what you just hear in your sleep.
I don't think...
I mean, anybody that compares Trump worse than Hitler is completely off the rocker.
They do.
Who does?
On CNN, on CNN, on NBC, and all those fucking channels.
Thank God I don't watch TV.
It just rots your mind.
You want to hit this joint?
I never watched it.
I just know because I've seen the clips on fucking internet.
Well, listen, man, if one person can incite this much excitement...
They all say the same fucking thing.
You've seen them videos where they'll show them all say the same thing.
If one person can incite this much...
I don't know, okay.
There's a fine distinction in line between loving your country and being a fucking crazy
person about your country, right?
Okay.
All I think is that this guy is inciting people to vote and actually want their country to
get better.
Right.
And the only reason I'm going to say that is because the track record of the left in
the last three years, right, is not exactly the greatest track record.
I mean, the way we're...
Gas and price and food.
Everything that we need to survive is out the fucking roof, man.
So can anybody save us?
Bidenomics is great, though.
Well, yeah, you...
Just ask him.
He doesn't know what you're talking about.
He forgot that.
He fucking goes on TV and makes speeches all the time, Joe Biden.
I don't think that's him.
Everybody's doing great.
Well, the guy that's in the mask acting is Joe Biden.
I just want to do this for shits and giggles, but I don't think that's him.
I think he's wearing a mask.
I was trying to tell my dad today that it wasn't him and he thinks I'm fucking great.
No, the butt chin.
It's not him.
Well, I mean, who knows who it is?
I mean, that guy's got one foot in the fucking grave, man.
The skull shape is different.
Well, supposedly, Biden died in 2019.
Were you on a bike accident?
Yeah.
It was a bicycle slash motorcycle accident.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I mean, you know, Biden...
I don't know how he died.
They didn't see what I was like.
Well, then why the fuck are you bringing this up later?
You're just making shit up.
Supposedly, he died.
Dude, you are going to blow your nose with the joint in your hand.
Shut the fuck up.
Man.
Listen, let me tell you something.
There's a Biden family member...
I am going to choke you out right now.
Listen, jackass.
There's a Biden family member.
They came forward and said Joe Biden was dead in fucking 2019.
These people, there's like about six...
Which family member?
I don't know, like his aunt or his fucking...
I love how you were like two minutes ago, you're like, this joint is so great.
And now you're just making stuff up about the Biden.
So listen, listen.
Yeah, okay.
I'm definitely going to listen.
So when he got sworn in...
You're going to get a parking ticket.
He got the wrong amount of guns.
They gave him a funerary...
Yeah, there's a lot.
A funerary procession.
And that thing was taped like a day or two earlier.
Listen Larry, I mean we go...
I love to go off the deep end with you.
They never fucking swear.
I'm more interested in Commander.
Isn't that the dog's name Commander?
That motherfucker likes to bite.
I love it.
They had to get rid of the dog.
They would never swear in the vice president before they would swear in the president.
And they'd swear in...
It was the first time in American history they did that.
Yeah, because he was already dead.
What do you mean, yeah?
Just brush it off?
Yes or no?
Yeah, it's the first time they did it.
Yeah, okay.
This is why we needed a forgiveness.
Yeah, I didn't brush it off.
To fact check your fucking numbskullery.
Dude, you can ask my lawyer, my wife, your lawyer.
Okay, which I will.
My wife.
Very nice.
Every time you say that.
Very nice.
I got to see him.
That one got me later.
Yeah man, this fucking thing is hitting like...
Israeli rockets in the Gaza Strip.
Yeah, I like that Greta Thornburg.
Man, I'm telling you, she likes to launch a ham.
She wants to ham...
Oh yeah, she's a carbon monster, I'm sure.
She totally trades fur like it's going out of style.
But I like that little clip where she said, biodegradable rockets and vegan torches.
So, hand grenades.
Vegan hand grenades, that sounds amazing.
I know, and I'm like, what the fuck?
The shrapnel's made out of like orange peel?
Clothes.
Yeah, some sharp.
Yeah, something sharp.
But it doesn't make sense, vegan hand grenades.
I would want something packed with fucking...
Vegan hand grenades.
I like that.
That's a good punk band name.
It is.
It really...
Vegan hand grenades?
Like the bombs.
So, wait a second.
This chick, is she old enough yet?
Yeah.
She's got a great life, the vegan hand grenades with great...
Destroy your pussy with...
What, is the other thing she said?
Rocket.
Biodegradable missiles.
Yeah, there you go.
Sounds like a great...
Biodegradable missiles.
If you're a lesbian, check out Biodegradable missiles and vegan hand grenades.
If you're in a great a therm board, you might like to purchase...
They had this biodegradable missile dildo at Tom's Reaklin.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Tom's is open to sex shop wings.
A lot of...
Yeah, because you know, you go in there a lot of times people are disappointed because
Tom says, dude can't have sex for a couple of weeks and they're like, whoa!
I don't like that fucking Groucho was staring at me.
I really don't, man.
I dug him out.
Why did you bring him out?
He was buried behind the drunk care.
Just to let you fucking know that Larry has a fucking puppet.
And it's like, seriously, I mean, if you've seen trailer park boys...
It's fucking...
Dude.
It's like conky.
Yeah, but I mean, yeah.
He's a liner.
No, that thing's dead.
Just like your fucking doll.
His skull is cracked open.
Larry made the...
I mean, do we have to take a picture for Twitter?
If you want to see what this is like, we're gonna post it to Twitter.
Okay.
And it has children's clothes on.
Didn't you take this doll?
We talked about this before.
Larry took the doll on Thanksgiving to go grocery shopping at Target.
Well, no, no.
I took him to Walmart.
To Walmart with his dad.
And he put the dummy in the cart.
I put the dummy in the cart.
Like, it was like, you know how like babies sit?
They had the little holes for the legs.
Yes, they have the fucking...
Yes.
So I'm pushing them around and people are looking at me like, is that a doll?
And we're in the little...
Yeah, because you can't tell from the cracked skull.
I mean, we're in the little kids section and we're picking out clothes for...
Oh my God.
Dude, you're like a father-son duo.
I mean, jeez, man.
Hey, you want some candy kids?
It's fucked up though because he is such an odd body shape that...
Who, your dad or you?
No, Groucho.
It's hard to buy clothes for him.
It really is because like the little baby clothes are too wide and short.
And then the little kids clothes, they're, you know, too long for him.
There's no like perfect clothes for him.
It's very hard to fucking find.
And you, my friends, have just heard the confession of a serial killer.
You should see what his glasses on.
I mean, fucking...
So, but yeah, and I've taken him to the store...
Time stamp it?
Put it on fucking Facebook.
I've taken him to Walmart more times than just that once, too, with my dad.
I took him...
By yourself?
Yeah.
Because here's the thing.
I don't even know what the word is for this.
Groucho to my parents for dinner one night and they're like, oh, they thought it was
so funny.
It looks like Groucho Marks.
Yeah.
And they were taking pictures of him and everything.
Oh, that's great.
And I told my dad that I...
Family dinner.
I told my dad that I brought him to Walmart.
And he's like, ah, fuck, I want to go with you next time.
Shout out to Joe, yeah.
He goes, I want to go with you next time to Walmart when you bring him.
He's like, I'm gonna fucking completely indulge in my child psychotic fantasies.
But everybody likes Groucho.
Huh?
Everybody likes Groucho.
I don't.
And he's staring at me.
It's the creepiest thing.
Everybody likes Groucho because Groucho doesn't look at them.
He is scared.
For the last hour.
This is one of the creepiest fucking dolls out there.
Yeah, thanks.
I don't like him in the lab.
I've had this thing.
This was my brothers, actually.
Oh, shut up, no shirt, Nick.
I used to have Lester.
You know who Lester is?
No, I don't want to know who Lester is.
It's a little black guy with an afro.
Oh, man.
I...
For some reason, I did not want to know who Lester was and you completely explained
it.
And I don't know whatever happened to him, man.
Was it again?
He was a little doll.
African American.
Yeah.
And he was...
What did he have on?
He had little round fucking John Lennon glasses, silver glasses.
What kind of hair?
Corderoid fucking pants with a corderoid suit jacket.
He had a fro with real fucking doll hair.
And you bought it?
Wait.
So this was Groucho and...
And you know what?
My parents just threw this shit in the garbage over the years and Groucho...
Survived?
I found him...
No, I found him in the garbage at my parents' house.
It's outside.
And I just happened to look in there.
My dad's like, bring the garbage out for me.
And I look in the garbage.
I'm like, fuck, man.
Groucho's at the bottom of the garbage can.
So I pulled him out and I brought him back in the house.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
You guys are throwing Groucho away?
You're like, oh, why?
You want that fucking thing?
Yeah.
Get that fucking thing out of the house.
So now that I bought him new clothes and showed him a little love, are we going to clean
them?
Yeah.
It didn't sound...
You didn't sound...
You did not.
Man, Larry.
That wasn't so confident, Larry.
I cleaned them.
I wiped them off and shit with like a fucking baby, one of them ass-wipe things.
And then I dried them off with a paper towel.
So discomforting that thing.
I didn't wash his clothes or nothing because his pants are so non-permanent.
They don't come off.
Man, you keep touching them.
It's so weird.
But I did buy other pants and stuff for him.
Man, this is why we need a video aspect.
I have a...
You know that...
Okay, right here, this harmonica case.
Yes, I have.
I have one somewhere else around down here.
And it's his part?
That's filled with his clothes.
Oh, Jesus, man.
It's like his little suitcase.
Jesus, man.
You really, I mean, talk about next to a serial killer.
Yeah, he's cool, Groucho.
No, he's not.
I fucking like him.
It's a puppet.
Where did I bring him?
I brought him somewhere.
Oh, okay.
We were in play at this house party out in Kansas City and...
And you pulled this thing out?
I brought him with and everybody fucking loved him.
Everyone was taking pictures with him and holding him and everything.
Everybody loves Groucho.
Yeah.
And then the guy murdered two people.
That's two co-writes.
Groucho, Groucho had, we had, I don't know if he's allowed to go back...
You're gonna free someone Groucho?
Yeah, I don't know if he's allowed to go back to Kansas City.
This is if the scrape is a broken skull for DNA.
That's all right.
That's how the skull got broken.
It is.
That's all right.
He could be a freak if he wants to.
So he's good.
Groucho's cool.
I brought him...
And he goes clothes shopping, baby clothes shopping.
In Iowa.
And then, wait a second, and then you t-shirt press your catechronic band logo and a little
baby wife beater on this thing.
Yeah.
I mean, it is very unsettling.
I have to say that again.
I brought Groucho to, he's been to the I-80 largest drug stop in the world.
And I mean...
In Iowa.
When we were driving on the road one time.
What videos are you making, we're in fucking Lattler's room.
And we went inside the, oh, okay, here's what I did.
I took Groucho and they had all these bins of stuffed animals and shit and fucking let
him go wild in there.
And he had an orgy with all these teddy bears and different stuffed animals.
And I took some pictures of it and fucking...
But basically you were doing it.
You were making him hump the stuffed animal.
So it's not like, you made it sound like he's having an orgy.
But if you started looking at me and I'm like, fuck, he's going to make me buy one of these
stuffed animals because Groucho is so dirty.
It's going to make one of these other dolls dirty and I'm going to have to buy it.
So I pulled them out of there.
Man, you really cross the line sometimes, don't you?
You let your proclivities come out in the open.
Just airing them out like laundry.
Like, yeah, I'm going to make my puppet hump a stuffed animal in a gas station.
And nobody's going to notice.
The world's largest truck.
Even better.
So there had to be a lot of people there.
It's amazing.
If you don't pay attention to where you parked...
That's how we know how white trash Larry is when he says a truck stop is amazing.
It was amazing.
I mean, you're just...
I loved it there.
Yeah.
A good buckie, a speedy or whatever the one.
A good buckie will fucking do me right too.
But this man was amazing.
This man was amazing.
Man, this man was amazing.
Man, this shit was amazing.
Let me tell you, that's why I got that fucking flag.
The coils...
Man, that's gonna kill me.
This man was amazing.
The coils, snake and shit.
They had like flags and they had fucking different shops.
What kind of flags?
They had pride flags there?
All kinds of shit.
They had a pride flag?
I don't know.
No, no, they didn't have...
No, they did not have that shit.
Imagine that.
This was fucking red meat America.
I don't know.
It was like a red meat America.
But they had these little fucking fake cats.
I took a picture of it and sent it to them.
They just throw me softballs.
Well, dude, they had these like dogs and cats that looked real.
Like, like if you were a trucker and you wanted to pretend...
Cats, they're really...
I don't know.
No, they were stuffed animals, but they looked really real.
Dude, why are you still talking about stuffed animals?
Are you that high?
Well, I don't know, man, they like fucking stockpiled this shit at this truck stop.
They're selling them...
Stuffed animal.
They had a kiosk with these ones that looked like actual real dogs and cats.
Is that the one you made in Hump?
No.
No, this was in a bin in some store.
No.
Which makes it even greasier.
Yeah, yeah.
It's definitely greasy.
You just in the corner, making your puppet Hump and stuffed animal.
Oh, high on speed.
This is what he likes to do, leave him alone.
You can't shame people anymore.
I'll click it, eh?
It's not inclusive if you would shame the...
Well, actually, people like to be ashamed to think...
Puppet.
Well, yeah.
But you gotta pay...
You're doing a bad thing.
If you don't pay for it...
Don't pay for what?
To get shamed by a professional prostitute...
Like a dominatrix or something?
Then, you know, it's illegal to shame somebody.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Where?
You know, like when people would... like when a kid would fuck up in the old days.
Remember, like at the beginning of the internet or like whatever, maybe 15, 10 years ago.
And they would like make the kid wear a fucking sign around his neck that says, I'm an asshole
or I stole from the...
I don't know if it said I'm an asshole.
It probably said something like, you know, I stole a candy bar from 7-Eleven or whatever.
And he would, in his parents' make him stand on the corner and people go, ah-ha.
Like with the sandwich board.
Yeah.
People would mock him.
Yeah.
Just like when people would still put him in the stockade.
But then they took it a step further and would take a picture of this kid and then post
it on social media when social media started coming around.
How about the stockade?
Yeah, that's what they should do.
Dude, that's a fucking bad mother of a...
And then people come by and laugh at you, but that's not so bad if that's all you gotta do.
They could throw stuff at you too if you want to leave cabbages and tomatoes and stuff out.
If you got a good arm, hey, you could be on our Mennonite baseball team.
That's right.
Yeah, you could play...
I'll be the picture on the barn raisers.
You could be the... Can you always be the catcher?
Nah, I'm the picture on the barn raisers.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
The Amish fucking pro-league team.
You could play the Mennonites in the Amish.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hmm.
Are Amish Mennonites dumbass?
I don't know.
Are they?
Yeah, well, yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that, man.
Well, why's up, Pat?
Well, pay attention to the Amish.
Amish.
Shit, I'm stoned.
Why's up?
We fucking ran into a whole family of Amish people.
We were in Ohio.
Were you in a car and they were in a buggy?
Well, here's the thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, we almost ran into them.
No, there was like 30 or 50 of them in this, again, a truck stop.
I loved fucking...
Man, you and truck stops, Larry.
I mean, you're really not making a good case for yourself.
Whatever.
Are you a lot lizard?
No, we were on tour with the band and we were wanting to get some food.
That's what they call it, right?
We're on tour with the band.
And they were all...
It was me, Steve, and Matt, and we walked in and all these Amish were in there.
And I guess they took a bus there and I was like, what the fuck?
I thought that they weren't supposed to use any kind of fucking motorized shit.
How are they able to get to this McDonald's at this oasis on the highway in Ohio in the
middle of fucking nowhere?
You know what I mean?
How?
What do you mean?
How are they allowed?
How are they allowed to take the bus to there?
And why would they want to even go to fucking McDonald's if they're Amish?
I don't get it.
I thought that's why they use buggies and shit because they're not allowed to use cars.
Okay.
Maybe if somebody else was driving.
Huh.
You think that's a loophole?
Man, everybody finds a fucking loophole.
We talked about how the Amish got busted when they did that national emergency thing and
all their cell phones went off and nobody knew about it because they don't watch TV and
shit and all their phones went off.
That was the actual story which I don't believe but that's just a silly story.
What happened?
I'll explain this again.
I don't even understand.
So the Amish were hiding cell phones.
Okay.
And then they had that national emergency broadcast amongst all cell phones which I didn't get.
I don't know if you did.
Yeah.
You got it?
Uh, and Fort got it.
I don't know if I got it.
I didn't know where my phone was that day.
Like usual.
Yeah.
I didn't get it on my phone and uh, what do you call it?
Shit, I forgot.
The Amish.
Oh yeah.
And the fucking phones went off and they got busted.
You know they had them hidden in the houses and shit.
Oh.
And when the alert went off, I know that's a long time ago.
And then the Amish elders say, hey, they got busted in.
Yeah, they got busted in.
What do you do with these cell phones?
Listen man, everybody finds a way.
I see.
Everybody's sneaky.
When you want shit, you're gonna get it, right?
You're a sneaky fucking bitch.
Who is?
You're gonna talk to me like that right now?
Man, right in front of me?
Yeah.
Man, I don't know what you're smoking over there, but I will slap the shit.
Actually, I'll just choke you out.
I'm not even gonna slap you.
I'm just gonna take your arm, put it behind your back, hit a chicken wing, two knees to
the throat, donzo.
And then maybe a kick in the hip on the bad one.
Because I know your weakness.
It ain't weak, man.
It's stronger than the other one.
Fucking bone broken heel that's fucking ready to be kicked again.
It's gonna be kicked again, yeah.
I'm gonna snap it right in the fucking hand.
I'm not a fucking, I'm not some fucking girl scout.
I'll fucking kick your ass, boy.
He compares himself to a girl scout.
I'm not a girl scout.
You can come up with anything manually than that.
I'm not some girl scout.
I'm no boy scout either.
Yeah, boy scout even worse, man.
Jesus Larry.
There's a lot coming out in this episode.
Playing with puppets, buying children's clothes, and then explaining them in really, really
horrible detail.
Some of the shit I got for you, Roger.
Here's the problem, here's the problem.
And he goes right back into it.
He's an adult, okay.
He's an adult with a mustache, but you have to close the shit.
He'll have like little bunnies and fucking little elephants.
That's even more funny, you know.
You're so dumb.
What is it, dumb?
It's a puppet.
It doesn't look good on him.
The root of it, we finally get to it.
I took him to the Hispanic neighborhood and I got him a couple of good little hoodies
that look like gangbangers shit and stuff.
I'll change his clothes for next time.
Wait a second, what did you say?
You know, I got him a couple hoodies that look better, like more...
Children's hoodies?
Yeah, not, you know, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, you went to wait.
Where did you go to go buy children's hoodies?
At the store, man.
At the store?
Another different Walmart, just in a different neighborhood.
Oh, so you're just wandering around in the children's section?
Hey, dude, does this look good on my puppet?
I would hold it up to him and see.
Yeah.
All the cameras are on you.
Like, there is not one camera that's turned away from you.
They're like, here comes this weirdo again with his doll.
I mean, it seriously has a three inch hole on its forehead, like, and two inches wide.
How tall would you say it's three feet tall?
Oh my God, that is creepy.
You're grabbing by its throat too.
He's about three feet tall.
Dude, that thing's got some bad juju.
No, he's a good doll.
You see what I said?
Oh, what?
He's not bad juju.
He's good juju.
Got some iron dome shit over there.
He had an iron dome, but there's a crack in his dome now.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
But you know, he didn't, he, believe it or not, he knows Crab McGaw.
Every time I come home, I show him the new shit.
I bet you show him this dick sucking one.
He's got an intractable mouth.
Fuck the doll face.
Go ahead, do you want to have sex with this thing?
No, it's so weird that you just moved his lips.
We need a video.
I don't like this thing in the lab anymore.
It's gotta go.
It's not that bad.
You ever seen that movie, Magic?
No.
Where the man, Trillaquist, is like on tour.
He's a course, he drinks and shit.
Yeah, he's a man.
He's a fucking guy on the road.
Yeah, he's a Trillaquist.
Yeah, he's not.
And so, the thing starts, the thing is, he keeps in like a fucking little suitcase.
Yeah.
Does it talk to him?
Yeah.
He's in the hotel room drinking his fucking whiskey and the things like, hey, let me out
of here, asshole.
Let me out of this box.
Does he get the puppet laid?
No, but the puppet gets him out, he gets the puppet out of the box and the puppet's
like talking to him and killing people and everything.
Nice, man.
It's a pretty cool puppet.
It's a pretty cool piece of shit.
I mean, that's awesome.
Dude, it's fucking awesome.
If Groucho did that, then I'd be impressed.
How do you know he doesn't?
Yeah, I'd be, hmmmm.
I would say that.
Whatever, he can't cancel us.
The thing on that, the doll on Magic was a little creepier than him, but not much.
I mean, yeah, this one's dressed in children's clothes with your band name on the front of
it.
I mean, it was pretty dope.
This came with a batch of t-shirts that my niece Alexi gave me that she gave me like
a whole bunch of clothes when she fucking hooked us up with the t-shirt maker.
And she's like, I was gonna do these, but I never printed on any of them.
So, I didn't really actually buy this wife beater from Groucho.
That one just was an acquirement.
Shit, I hit my mic.
I don't know how.
I didn't even touch it.
That's fine.
Well, that's how it goes.
I know, but you shouldn't be receiving children's clothes for your dolls.
I mean, you're a grown-ass man.
I didn't receive them.
I was like, what are you doing, man?
This one was just in a pile of t-shirts.
Yeah, but I know you're picking dolls out of the garbage and then bringing them home
and putting them in the house.
It was a doll me and my brother had.
It's not a cool doll.
It was a ventriloquist thing.
I understand that.
Literally, it's still a doll.
We had a Charlie McCarthy ventriloquism record that we would fucking teach you how to do
ventriloquism.
Do you know who Charlie McCarthy is?
No, but he just told me that he did ventriloquism.
Yeah, he's a different fucking dummy.
He's the guy with the... Who's talking?
Who's controlling who?
Right, he's the guy with the tuxedo on.
He's real posh.
It's like the guy from the 30s or something.
I don't know, man.
I don't really catch...
I'm not really up to date on my ventriloquist shit.
Oh, man.
Ventriloquist shit.
I used to love that shit when I was a kid.
I don't know, man.
That shit creeps me out.
Any guy that wants to do that is a real weirdo, right?
Well, we were children.
Yeah, that sounds even worse.
Fucking 70s.
This guy's about to seduce you with this ventriloquism.
He's three years old doing the ventriloquism.
You're good at it.
And then the little Nikki and the Purve started right after that, right?
About that time.
Yeah, so ventriloquism is the gateway into the devil's heart.
No way.
Yeah, it is.
And sexual deviance.
God likes a good ventriloquist, I'm sure.
Oh, you're talking about...
He's got a good clean act.
Who has a good clean act?
If the ventriloquist has a good clean act, I'm sure God would enjoy it.
I don't know, man.
I want to make my fucking thumby say a lot of stupid shit.
The earth is flat.
9-Eleven didn't happen.
It happened.
George Floyd is still alive in Antarctica.
That might be.
Yeah, I mean, he's hanging out with Michael Jackson in a manual Lewis.
The moonwalking all over the place.
I did two pockets there, but he lost a leg.
Fuckin' manual Lewis's time.
Yeah.
What happened to him?
Man.
See that shot, mother-in-law?
Yeah, I saw that shot.
Dang, I couldn't come up with the good one that would happen to manual Lewis.
He fell off a short bridge.
Man.
What was that?
What was the urkel or something?
No, he was Webster.
Webster?
Yeah, that's what he was, man.
I never saw Webster.
You never saw Webster?
No.
Really?
Yeah.
You're an old motherfucker, too.
I didn't watch TV from 1985 until, like, a year after Mary moved in here.
I can't even name a year.
And then she's like, mother fucker.
Well, a year was it?
It was probably like about 2005.
You told me one year you said, I haven't watched TV in these years, then you don't say the
second year.
I didn't watch TV.
I didn't have a TV for 20 years.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, you watch it constantly.
I don't.
Well, yeah, but it's a new watch.
I turn it off constantly.
You know what I watch now a lot is I just watch cops, man.
Oh, I love cops.
It's fucking great because.
They have new seasons, right?
Yeah.
The thing is, if you watch it on demand, on whatever fucking, I forgot the channel.
Man, I love cops.
There's no commercials or anything.
How long has my ringer been like that?
To the next, to the next.
Dude, my ringer has been cops for like 15 years.
20 years.
But yeah, it's really good and it's funny.
I love it.
Inner Circle.
Great song.
It seems like in Florida when they get pulled over, at least.
Broward County.
Well, no, no, they didn't.
These were different counties.
These were like more fucking.
Fucking non-op Pensacola.
Pensacola.
It was.
Pinellas.
That's what I was thinking of.
It was some upper Florida shit, but it seems like every time these motherfuckers get pulled
over, they bring a dog.
Oh yeah.
Every time.
They're animals.
They're all in meth.
Yeah, and they're always finding meth.
They're always in meth.
And fentanyl.
You ever tried to grab a guy on meth?
Woo.
And then the guys.
I don't know.
You're the one grabbing guys.
How about a girl on meth?
Yeah, but no.
I don't fucking girls on meth.
I'm at.
Listen, these cops had this shit that they would put in the drugs and it would just.
They'd test it.
Yeah.
And if it was orange, it was.
It was blue.
If it was orange, it was heroin.
If it was blue.
It was cocker.
It was meth or something like that.
It was this.
It was coke.
And it was like wild.
The test kits.
They put it in there and it was pushable.
Yeah, it was cool.
And then they slicker.
Yeah, bitch.
Yeah, it was cool.
And everybody, most of them, 90%.
A couple of heroin, a couple of fentanyl.
But most of it was.
Fentanyl, no.
Yeah.
Really?
How recent does this cop?
This was a fucking new.
This must be the new season.
Yeah, if there's fentanyl.
Yeah.
And, but 90% of it was still meth.
Oh yeah.
Florida.
Dude, meth is cheap as shit, dude.
Well, the fuckers can make it in the backyard.
It's like, do you have any drugs?
They asked the girl and she's like, no, sir.
And they zoom down to her hand and just track.
Oh yeah.
And they throw it up her arm and it's like, holy fuck.
I don't do drugs.
No.
Do you mind if we look in your purse and you load it with needles and spoons and no.
You probably don't want to stick your hand in there, officer.
There's a couple stickers in there, if you know what I mean.
Exactly.
It's like gushing tunnels in Vietnam in there.
You just don't want to go in there blind.
No.
You might get your throat cut.
But, you know.
Or you might catch something.
Well, cops is hilarious.
They tried to do like a live PD thing.
I think that's a couple episodes of that.
That's pretty cool too.
Well.
It's pretty cool too.
People are so intrigued with watching other people get arrested.
It's very funny.
I love it.
I mean, they have a theme song for cops doing their jobs.
What?
Just bad boys.
Bad boys, bad, yeah.
But I think that was already a song, right?
Yeah, it's from Inner Circle.
From somebody.
Yeah, it's Inner Circle.
But did they make it for the...
No, they already had the song.
But then they probably paid them to put that on this show.
They're probably so glad that they did.
People thought that...
Remember, it got canceled.
I think around George Floyd.
Yeah.
It was racist.
And it was off the air for a while.
It wasn't racist.
And now they only show like white trash fucking areas.
Well, no.
Now it's finally coming back because people love that shit.
But they'll never show black guys getting arrested.
I don't know about that.
I haven't seen any on cops yet.
It's all white guys?
Yeah.
Come on.
They gentrified cops?
So far, yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
I mean, they gentrified...
You gotta watch the first 48 if you want to see Brother.
Oh, I love that.
We've talked about this before.
I don't really like that one though.
How quickly they turn on each other.
Oh, yeah.
Like they're so gangster in the streets and then when they get in the box, they just
bitch on everyone.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
But hey, you know what?
It's just what...
I mean, those guys are murderers.
The code of honor is fucking shit today.
What's that?
There's no fucking honor among thieves anymore.
Everybody puts everything on the internet, so you can't be...
You know what I mean?
When you're showing your face and everybody else's face and it links to their accounts
and then, you know, it's all about information and data and all these kids just giving it
all away.
Fucking the cops can find people now.
They can go to Facebook, then they find out.
Yeah, because they don't want to brag about it.
It's not private.
You go on a public account and find it and then track them back.
It's not that difficult.
Why do it if you can't post it and show your friends?
I don't know.
That seems weird.
That's what these motherfuckers think, like the younger ones.
Well, about those two kids that killed the guy on the bike and videotaped all that shit,
which is so weird.
The trend has completely changed.
We lived in the shadows and we were totally under darkness.
You know what I mean?
When it went out, when the fucking lights went out and when everything went out, we
could do whatever we want.
No cameras, no knock.
Right, right.
No, it was all...
We used to go, hey listen, we used to go by the main box that fucking turned the street
lights on and off for our whole neighborhood around here and we would fucking light a
lighter underneath it and hold it under there.
I mean, allegedly.
No, yeah, we could do this.
Okay, all right.
Well, that doesn't matter.
Boom, the whole lights and all the street lights in the whole neighborhood would go,
I would be fucked.
No, you can't.
Listen, I'm an electrician.
Yeah, no.
I mean... It was a light-sensor fucking thing and it was a big green box on a post.
It had a little fucking mail shoot thing coming out like this, about this wide.
Uh-huh.
And we would just light a fucking thing.
If some kid, some other kid maybe had a flashlight or even activated quicker, because it was a
sun...
There's a photo cell.
Yeah, and so the lighter would actually turn it off and it would last for about, I don't
know, 10, 15 minutes like that.
Okay, so, okay.
So, all right, there we go.
All right.
Then we'd come back on.
But for that fucking little bit of time.
I love how you...
This is what you deviant did.
You turn the lights on and off.
I can show... It was right by Frenchie's house.
Oh, it's even back there.
Right down that fucking street, man.
Now they're probably all controlled by a time clock or something.
One photo sensor on top of the poles, not at the bottom, which is easily accessible to
weird deviant.
And this is weird though, because it was actually inside the box.
And you know, this is back in the 70s or whatever.
So I'm sure it wasn't the same kind of fucking...
And you're an old man.
Set up that they have now.
Yeah, it's definitely not the same setup.
Yep.
But yeah, it was fucking fun.
We'd ride our bikes over there.
We'd shut that shit off and go vandalize at will or do whatever we wanted to do.
You know, we were bad when we were kids.
It sounds like it.
I mean, you guys are turning the lights so bad.
Little Nikki in the perverts, after practice, we would go out and vandalize.
You guys are turning the lights.
Such a great term, vandalize.
I mean, it sounds like some warrior shit.
Yeah, it was fun and fucking shit.
You're just going out and...
What is vandalize and tail?
I have to know.
Break windows, steel ornaments, fucking, you know, fucking...
I mean, how many people were there in this little gang?
Me, little Nikki.
Little Nikki.
A couple others.
There's probably about five or six of us who go out vandalizing at night.
Taking hood ornaments is the best.
They don't even make hood ornaments anymore.
I know, but that's just so silly because I could visualize that, but you and your little
gang of miscreants are fucking just vandalizing.
Yeah, so one time me and Bee...
Breaking windows of people's houses that live in them?
No, we would do like schools, fucking things like that.
People have been...
Our own schools.
We would do some tax payers have to put.
We would do something terrible on fucking Sunday nights, so one day we would go look...
Doing something terrible is probably the worst thing that you could say children are doing.
We would do something terrible.
Who describes children acting out like that?
Do something terrible.
We'd go break windows at the schools.
That's all right, man.
Hey, you know.
You got it all out of you.
You got your aggressions out.
That's right.
I would never do anything like that ever.
No, I would hope not.
I mean, you'd be a real psychopath.
I mean, you're already dressing a doll in children's clothing.
Yeah, it's not like I fucking dress him up every day.
He's got a couple of outfits.
Yeah, I mean, a couple of outfits is one more than you need.
I mean, it's a doll.
He hasn't changed.
He's been wearing the same thing for about a year and a half.
I do have to change him.
I lost his suitcase is what happened.
I couldn't figure how you lost it, how disheveled it is down here.
I mean, it's fucking am.
Surprise you found him.
Yeah.
I wish he was gone for a while.
He was behind the drums back there.
I know.
Man, I really wish he stayed behind the drums.
It's very unsettling.
Wait till you see how clean I made it.
I fucking cleaned up all the cables.
I don't care.
Maybe the doll needs to get out of the lab.
How about this down here, Aldridge?
No cables going out.
I don't like the doll in the lab.
We're going to talk about this some more.
Okay, well next time I'll move him somewhere else so he's even freakier.
Or dress him in something crazier.
If you give him like a little fursuit, then whatever.
If I could get him a little fursuit, I would.
Children's clothes really suck actually to be honest with you.
There's not a lot of good designs for a guy that looks like Groucho Marx.
I could just clip that first part of that sentence and he would be in jail.
It's everything looks really babyish on him and he's fucking a grown man.
I don't know why.
He can't help it that he's three feet tall.
It's butt.
You know, he's got a mustache.
It doesn't look right when he's wearing like a fucking Thomas the Tank Engine or whatever.
The hole in the head is just very off-putting.
It is.
It really is.
I mean, disinherting.
He is a lot like Konky.
That's what I just said.
A lot.
I mean, I know, and you just said no, he doesn't.
And now you just finally admitted it.
No, I didn't.
You actually do.
I mean, I didn't say he didn't in the beginning.
I said, yeah, he is.
Now I'm looking at him.
Yeah, I don't like how he looks like me, man.
He looks like me, man.
I really don't.
You're like Ricky.
You're afraid of him.
I'm not afraid of him.
I just don't like him.
I like what he's fucking going to, he tells him, I'm going to shoot that fucking thing
and Julian's like, Ricky, his hand is inside there.
He's going to shoot his hand off.
They were pushing, stealing smuggling cigarettes over the border.
Fucking model train.
Yeah, to Sebastian Bach.
It's a great fucking show.
I love it.
All right, do your hit list.
All right.
I want to thank No Shirt Nick for helping us out all the time.
Tiffany.
What number is our bullshit?
Mr. Axe and Russ and Jessica.
Matt.
Chris.
Matt.
Chris.
Huh?
Man, Larry just muffed the ball.
That's all right.
I don't know.
What was I supposed to say?
The best thing.
Yeah, the cats, Mary, Kiki.
Kiki, of course Kiki.
Yeah.
He might be one of our investors.
New producers and uh.
He's going to have Larry Mule Fentanyl on his arse over the border.
He's going to be a ruling participant.
And don't forget Tom's Free Clinic for fucking hooking us up with the studio time.
Thanks Tom.
Yeah.
If you used a hanger and now you got a banger, call Tom's Free Clinic.
And he does have a special going on this week.
Oh yeah.
What's a special, Larry?
Free air filter with every cat or dog.
If you get your cat or dog fixed at times.
Bait or neuter.
You get a free, you get a choice from them.
I think it was wiper blades or an air filter.
I mean.
So that's pretty cool.
And uh.
I thought what about the STD test?
The STD test.
I forgot what he did for the STD test.
I thought the air filter was for the STD test.
Oh, is that what it was?
Yeah, I think it was that.
I mean man, Tom is going to be pissed.
Whatever.
You'll figure it out when you get there.
Tom just wanted me to reiterate though.
Free Clinic part is only for the STDs and shit like that.
If you want a car or a veterinarian visit, it does still cost money.
If you need veterinarian services, wow.
I must know.
Veterinarian services or mechanical work done, you have to make an appointment.
Yeah.
You can go to the clinic shit, you can walk in.
Yeah, it's all walking.
I mean if you have insurance, if you don't have insurance, if you're indigent, indigenous.
It doesn't matter because it's free.
Mm-hmm.
Tom is a good doctor.
I mean, he's got his hands in literally a lot of pots.
He sure does.
Yeah, I mean there's nothing wrong with that though.
Tom enjoys life, right?
Yeah.
I mean if you're going to be a doctor, you want to help the animals, right?
So you might as well be a vet.
And then you know what?
How are they going to get there?
They need a car.
And it's only the next logical step.
You become a veterinarian and the next step you become a doctor.
I think he was talking about opening a sex shop too.
Mm-hmm.
I mean.
For when you can't have sex after your STD, when he says you can't do it for two weeks,
you're like, what the fuck?
You're the pocket vagina.
Exactly.
Yeah, here.
He's got you covered.
Here's this pocket pussy.
You can just lick it and stick it on the wall and have it away with it.
Just don't clean it in the dishwasher with all your children stuff.
Right.
That's not good.
I don't think hot water can handle that shit.
It's fucking gross.
Anyways.
Something happened where I spiked my shit out too now.
Wow.
You're a fun adult.
Yeah.
Anyways, thank you for tuning in.
I'm suddenly like the one that you put in your mouth.
Yeah.
I don't even know what you said, but I'm sure it was fucking dumb.
Thank you for tuning in.
I really appreciate it.
It was really fucking cool and I hope everybody has a great day.
Man, you're gonna rant again.
No, I just want to say have a great day and love you.
Peace.
Peace out and like, follow, subscribe, leave a fucking review.
Woo.
God bless.
Woo.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
Woo.
Peace.
Larry and Needleshow.
Parker.
He told me him.
Parker?
He told me.