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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Larry and Needles.

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Okay everybody, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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Welcome to a special Tuesday edition of the Larry and Needles show.

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Yeah.

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Please like, follow, subscribe, and leave a comment.

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What the fuck did I do in my glasses, man?

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I don't know what it is.

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I'll hear the other guy.

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That's alright.

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You know, I don't know if anybody out there is as blind as I am,

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but I'm ready to get a fucking orange or yellow pair of glasses

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because I can never fight my glasses.

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I put them down for one second.

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Everything's black.

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My glasses are black.

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The fucking things are so hard to find.

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They don't work, do they?

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So Larry accidentally lost his fucking glasses

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and bumped into a glory hole once.

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Oh, that's another story for another time.

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That's alright though.

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How you doing, Larry?

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Pretty good, man.

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It's all beautiful out today.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Take the scoot out, eh?

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Yes.

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Nice.

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Put some mileage on the scooter.

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Cruising around backwards in Boys Town.

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I drove my bicycle around.

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I fucking did a lot.

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That's easier to cruise, right?

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Yeah.

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On the scooter you're going too fast.

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It's easier to pull up on your victims on two wheels,

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not the motorized kind though.

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Yeah, I rode past that one house where I remember,

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I don't know if I told you guys at the beginning of summer.

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What's that?

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Where I saw the lady sunbathing.

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You saw the lady sunbathing?

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Were you in her backyard?

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No, she was in her front yard.

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She was sunbathing in her front yard?

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Yeah.

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You looked at the crack baby mobile?

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I was maybe thinking she'd be out again.

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Dude, well it wasn't that nice out.

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Oh, you never know.

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People are crazy.

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I mean, obviously, if she's sunbathing in the front,

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was she attractive?

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She was not bad, man.

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I mean, what's not bad in the Larry world?

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I would.

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I almost said my own name.

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Oh, you would.

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I mean, come on, that doesn't leave too much of the imagination.

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I mean, she's got a heartbeat.

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Yeah.

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Hey, how about this, man?

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How about what, Larry?

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You tell me.

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You heard about people using public bathrooms and dying.

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They just die right away.

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Wait a second.

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Wait a second.

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Please wait.

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Okay.

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Have I heard about people going into public bathrooms

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and dying under mysterious circumstances?

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Well, it seemed just dying from natural causes.

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At first it seemed mysterious and they couldn't fucking figure it out.

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Can I ask you a question?

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Were the lights inside the bathroom blue so you couldn't find your veins?

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No.

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Well, you're close, though.

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I mean, I spy a dead guy with the needle in his arm.

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But no, these people were all straight and here's what would happen.

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What do you mean, straight?

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As in gender?

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No, clean, non-drug using people.

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What are they straight, though?

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Like, I mean...

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Clean people that don't take heroin or cocaine or fucking do drugs and shit like that.

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Okay.

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So they go into a shitter and they die?

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They go into a shitter and what happens is these junkies are wiping their needle off

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on like the edge of the toilet paper.

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Oh, yeah, but that doesn't kill people.

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Well, they're overdosing and this is the story I heard.

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Of course, this could be bullshit.

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Yeah, from where?

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What reputable source are you talking about?

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I read it online, man.

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Yeah, exactly.

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How reputable is that?

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Well...

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You don't believe 9-11 really happened, right?

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What am I?

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Huh?

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No, I don't believe 9-11.

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And Wikipedia and I mean Google and all this shit.

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Okay, listen.

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I didn't look...

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That's not where I read it, man.

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So it was a person who's done the fairest things in his life.

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And so these people are going into these public bathrooms and they say, be careful because

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a lot of these junkies are wiping their needles off on the edge of the toilet paper roll.

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Well, they stick them in to clean them up.

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Yeah, right.

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And shit like that.

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And so they're...

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But...

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Fucking people off.

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What they probably have to worry about is when they stick them out.

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And then you get pricked.

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Because you know somebody who's got a...

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You know what I mean?

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Like somebody wants to give you something.

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But the odds of you touching something that kills you, so you're saying that they clean

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the tip of their needle off.

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I don't know what the odds are, but I'm just saying...

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Well, I'm just...

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I want to know because we've seen all these stories about fennie killing people by just

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touching it and inhaling it.

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I mean, is that another PSYOP by the government telling us that?

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Maybe.

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It could be, man.

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It could be very well.

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Because it was funny that we were talking about how the Mexican, how El Chapo's kids

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don't want to fucking...

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I mean, I got stuck cussing so much.

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But they don't want to stop selling fentanyl.

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And they've been murdering drug dealers that have been doing that.

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Which, how much did the government pay them off to stop doing that?

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Well, I don't know, but I'll tell you something about fentanyl, man.

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Oh, tell me something about fentanyl.

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It killed you.

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Oh, actually, don't...

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They just had a bus.

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They just had a bus at the border last week.

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Which border?

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The Mexican-US border.

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Yes, but where in San Diego, Texas?

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I think it was Texas.

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It was enough fentanyl to kill every American, 330 million people, 18 times over.

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And?

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That's just crazy, and one bus.

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And then, you know, they've had supposedly more than 6 billion lethal doses in the past

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year.

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And they've had one bus, the last one bus.

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They had enough dope for every person in the United States, OD, 18 times.

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They're drug dealers.

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Man.

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Why not get the most over you can?

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The fucked up thing is I keep on seeing more drugboss that are public now.

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Like, a lot of drugbosses and a lot of...

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I don't...

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More than usual.

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And I think they're...

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I mean, obviously, the left is ramping up how they're starting to change things.

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You see that San Francisco is dumping like 5 million dollars into there, because now

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they've been considered a death loop, which is amazing.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah, I love that.

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Let me hit that joint, let me see.

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Hey, check it out, man.

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Check it out.

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Wait, wait, I'm in the middle of a fucking...

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I thought you were done.

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I said, let me hit that joint.

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Yeah, well, let me hit that joint.

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That's all I mean.

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I can't say it.

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Shit, motherfucker.

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Okay, so San Francisco just adopted 4.4 million dollars into regenerating the downtown area,

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but they still have...

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They won't pass laws on stealing.

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They won't pass...

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You know what I mean?

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Like, you're gonna dump all this money into something, but you're not gonna revamp the

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laws.

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Right.

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But you still won't have wild greens and all the other little places that were once there,

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because who the fuck wants to just lose money?

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They're hemorrhaging money, even places like Walmart and big places.

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You wanna talk about hemorrhaging money?

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You can't even afford to fucking be there.

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You wanna talk about hemorrhaging money.

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So I just read an article today that the city of Chicago runs a grocery store.

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And they are losing 100 to 130 thousand dollars a month because of competitors.

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Lucrative.

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Store.

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Huh?

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Very lucrative store.

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I mean, that's who owns it, lucrative.

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But, what do you call it?

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So now, they actually wrote down on a piece of paper saying that next month they try to

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only lose 90 to 100 thousand dollars instead of 130 thousand dollars.

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Well, it's a step in the right direction.

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Well, I mean, you don't think some guy is just like, hey, let's take more taxpayer money

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and just give it away.

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Because what's the easiest money to steal, Larry?

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Oh, yeah.

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Taxpayer money.

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Hey, but speaking of taxpayer money, this has none to do with it.

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And you know what?

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Back to that drug thing.

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Fuck the government.

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We're all busting our asses off for nothing.

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We're paying these people for what?

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For nothing to give it away to another fucking country?

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Underneath it.

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I mean, this was a democracy at one point.

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It's communism.

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Like, we don't even get to vote on anything anymore.

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We vote this guy in and this motherfucker's like, hey, I'm doing this and you motherfuckers

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are going to comply.

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Right.

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You got, you gosh, you're grateful dead right, Larry?

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What the shit, man?

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We can't even stand up for ourselves.

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No.

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We can't.

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I mean, how many people?

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Because of crush.

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How many like-minded individuals?

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We might have a civil war.

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Like, how is that going to happen?

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You think 5,000 people are going to be able to congregate without the fucking FBI's having

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plants in there and the CIA, you know?

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Well, it's going to happen.

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The way it's going to happen is they're going to activate their UN soldiers that are already

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here in the form of illegal immigrants.

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Immigrants?

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Fake illegal immigrants at that.

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Because you know, a lot of them are, but a lot of them are coming here because they want

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them here and that's why they're all fucking military age men because they're going to

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snap into action when they get that call.

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Well, it's not a lot of military age men.

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I was reading an article today in LA about the workers are striking at the hotels.

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So they literally went to the homeless shelters and picked up Venezuelan refugees to clean

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the hotel because these people have no affiliation and don't care about unions or anything like

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They'll be more than happy to cross the picket line.

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They're just trying to feed their families and then if these people touch these people,

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they're immigrants, it's a hate crime.

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It's the ultimate fucking Bermuda Triangle, the ultimate Venn diagram of what the left

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is trying to do.

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Well, immigrants won't take your jobs, but we're going to go seek immigrants out to

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take your jobs.

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They're head hunting immigrants.

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Well, of course, man.

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Of course they are.

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And they're just creating a disparity.

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Is that fucking shock you?

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No, not at all.

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That's why I brought it up.

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Because it was literally written in a newspaper, which I mean, written word is more than...

267
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What were you saying?

268
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What would you say about the other day or written word?

269
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Jesus, the written word is...

270
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The word is the word, man.

271
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It's going to be there.

272
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And the bird is the bird.

273
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It's going to be there when heaven and earth are past.

274
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That's not the quote I was looking for.

275
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Okay, you're way off the handles.

276
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Anyway, how about Justin Trudeau getting busted?

277
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Did you get busted for a blackface again?

278
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No.

279
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I should have been blackface because he could have maybe got away with this.

280
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For the third time?

281
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Well, he got busted with a plane full of cocaine and India.

282
00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,480
He didn't get busted with it.

283
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What happened?

284
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You tell me.

285
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He didn't get busted with it.

286
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,480
What happened?

287
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Somebody went on the plane and saw that there was cocaine.

288
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And somebody greased some wheels.

289
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And that guy, the prime minister of Canada, is not going to get caught up in a cocaine

290
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scandal.

291
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What?

292
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,520
I mean, do you really think this guy swine?

293
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India knew that he was a fucking cokehead and they knew to look on the plane.

294
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:25,440
So do you think, okay, how much coke do you think Justin Trudeau was carrying with him?

295
00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,320
I think he had like 87 kilos.

296
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:33,920
That's 160-something pounds of, that's 2.2 pounds per kilo, Larry.

297
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That's 110-12 duffel bags.

298
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I mean, this is the idiot I'm dealing with right now.

299
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And you let the joint go out also.

300
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:41,560
No, I didn't.

301
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Yes, it did.

302
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,560
Well, puff puff pass.

303
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Negro diamonds.

304
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I predicted it went out.

305
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,920
And what did it do?

306
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Oh.

307
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You suck it, bitch.

308
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Yep, that's it.

309
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,400
You put it out.

310
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Oh, he got it.

311
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:58,760
So do you really think Justin Trudeau does that much coke and that's not trafficking?

312
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Yeah.

313
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,760
I mean, that's definitely not personal use.

314
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That's what they're having on trafficking.

315
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,240
Okay, but he's still in Canada, right?

316
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,240
He said Gitmo.

317
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,240
So that doesn't make any sense.

318
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He said Gitmo.

319
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,160
I mean, how many people turned into zombies when they clicked on the 5G, Larry?

320
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,160
He said Gitmo, maybe.

321
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,160
Who's that Gitmo?

322
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:12,160
Justin Trudeau.

323
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,160
Doing what?

324
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,160
Doing triangles and stuff with the other prisoners.

325
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,160
Yeah, he should be.

326
00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,160
Yeah.

327
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,480
Why is that?

328
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Trafficking all that coke going around in blackface and shit.

329
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,720
She's trafficking in blackface?

330
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,040
Now that's hilarious.

331
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,040
Yeah.

332
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,920
I mean, that is the greatest thing ever on a Larry and Needle show.

333
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,920
That is fucking racist.

334
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,920
I mean, she got red lips and everything.

335
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:36,920
Yeah.

336
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,520
Aw, man, he's doing Mammy and stuff.

337
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,600
Zell, Jolson, all the fucking way.

338
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,600
Mammy.

339
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,600
I mean, that's hilarious.

340
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,600
Mm-hmm.

341
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:48,360
Justin Trudeau got caught smuggling cocaine in blackface.

342
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,280
You've heard it here on the Larry and Needle show first.

343
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,280
That's right.

344
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,520
How many, 180 something pounds, Larry?

345
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,720
No, I don't know what he had.

346
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,720
Well, you said 60 something pounds.

347
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,680
But the guy in India acted like he knew he was a cokehead and that he's an asshole and

348
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,680
everything else.

349
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:05,760
And they just checked it out and sure enough, the guy's a fucking cokehead and an asshole.

350
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,960
And does that really, does that shock you?

351
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,960
Mm-mm.

352
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:09,960
Does it bother you?

353
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:10,960
No, I think it's funny.

354
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,160
Listen, there are a fucking cowboy hat, so they better shut up or we'll blow them off

355
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,160
the map.

356
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,160
I don't know.

357
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,640
Mabel Serp only goes so far.

358
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,720
Whatever they do, we seem to do next.

359
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,520
I don't know about that.

360
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,280
We invaded Israel and then they went behind us.

361
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,440
They're communist ways and shit.

362
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,440
Canada's communist?

363
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,440
Yeah, man.

364
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,800
You don't know about those 15-minute cities and shit there?

365
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,320
No, I know about the 15-minute cities, yes.

366
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,320
And you don't know what they did.

367
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,160
And I know how the government shut down the truckers, bank accounts when they...

368
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,160
Yeah, that's pretty communist.

369
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,160
And you know what?

370
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,160
Two honks means what?

371
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,160
I'll hit it, Luke.

372
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,440
Oh, man, you said it, not me.

373
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,440
That was Larry.

374
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:50,760
That'll definitely get us taken off of you two.

375
00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,320
We are trying to get a video aspect here.

376
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:56,520
We're not being famous guys because then they would take that and put it out of context

377
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,920
and we would be on the news tonight.

378
00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,920
Oh, amazing.

379
00:12:58,920 --> 00:12:59,920
That would make our numbers go up, man.

380
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:04,440
And then we could just do a podcast still in the basement.

381
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,440
Yeah.

382
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,440
I was Joe Rogan, man.

383
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:10,680
We have furs and gold rings on, pimp hats and shit.

384
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,880
Oh, fuck yeah.

385
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:12,880
And actually we could get a camera.

386
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,880
Yeah, we're trying to do a video aspect, but Larry and I are not exactly...

387
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,080
What's the word for that, Larry?

388
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,000
Technically adept to the video world.

389
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
Yes.

390
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,880
So, I mean, Larry did a couple OnlyFans videos, but...

391
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,280
Usually someone else is always running the camera, though.

392
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,280
Yeah, your uncle...

393
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,200
I don't know how to do it.

394
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,400
That's what he told you.

395
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,400
Someone else runs the camera.

396
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,000
Yeah, you said that to the camera and he said, just act normal.

397
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,480
Yeah, I said that.

398
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,480
What's normal?

399
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,480
Let me hit that thing.

400
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,480
Fuck you.

401
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,480
This is my joint.

402
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:43,480
Yeah, whatever.

403
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,160
I'm going to whoop your asterisk and I'll just crop.

404
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,160
I'm going to fucking...

405
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,280
I'm going to slip and, Larry.

406
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,280
Slipping and slacking.

407
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,640
Man, this is a good joint.

408
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,200
Okay, well, you might as well tell the whole world.

409
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,200
Well, look at this.

410
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,200
It is a nice fatty.

411
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,200
Fucking thing looks like a...

412
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,320
I'm going to say, you do use a rolling machine, though.

413
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,320
Churchill.

414
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,320
It's a Churchill.

415
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,320
It's a Winston.

416
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:08,680
How many people did he kill or had hand ins with?

417
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,880
Oh, man.

418
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,880
That motherfucker.

419
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,880
He's worse than Hitler.

420
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,880
I don't know about that.

421
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,880
Everybody's worse than Hitler, right?

422
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,880
Trump's worse than Hitler.

423
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:20,120
I mean, he was a good painter.

424
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,120
Trump was worse than Hitler.

425
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,760
It wasn't the santa's worse than Hitler.

426
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:23,760
Trump was worse than Hitler.

427
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,760
How's that?

428
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,760
That's what they say on CNN.

429
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,760
That's what you just hear in your sleep.

430
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,760
I don't think...

431
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:33,360
I mean, anybody that compares Trump worse than Hitler is completely off the rocker.

432
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,360
They do.

433
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,360
Who does?

434
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,360
On CNN, on CNN, on NBC, and all those fucking channels.

435
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,000
Thank God I don't watch TV.

436
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
It just rots your mind.

437
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,720
You want to hit this joint?

438
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,800
I never watched it.

439
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,880
I just know because I've seen the clips on fucking internet.

440
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,880
Well, listen, man, if one person can incite this much excitement...

441
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,560
They all say the same fucking thing.

442
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:58,080
You've seen them videos where they'll show them all say the same thing.

443
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,840
If one person can incite this much...

444
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,920
I don't know, okay.

445
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:08,000
There's a fine distinction in line between loving your country and being a fucking crazy

446
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,760
person about your country, right?

447
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,120
Okay.

448
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:16,400
All I think is that this guy is inciting people to vote and actually want their country to

449
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400
get better.

450
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,400
Right.

451
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,360
And the only reason I'm going to say that is because the track record of the left in

452
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:25,560
the last three years, right, is not exactly the greatest track record.

453
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,720
I mean, the way we're...

454
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:33,520
Gas and price and food.

455
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,440
Everything that we need to survive is out the fucking roof, man.

456
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,440
So can anybody save us?

457
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,160
Bidenomics is great, though.

458
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,160
Well, yeah, you...

459
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,160
Just ask him.

460
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,160
He doesn't know what you're talking about.

461
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,160
He forgot that.

462
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,160
He fucking goes on TV and makes speeches all the time, Joe Biden.

463
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,160
I don't think that's him.

464
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,160
Everybody's doing great.

465
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,080
Well, the guy that's in the mask acting is Joe Biden.

466
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,720
I just want to do this for shits and giggles, but I don't think that's him.

467
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,200
I think he's wearing a mask.

468
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,680
I was trying to tell my dad today that it wasn't him and he thinks I'm fucking great.

469
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,520
No, the butt chin.

470
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,520
It's not him.

471
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,600
Well, I mean, who knows who it is?

472
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,240
I mean, that guy's got one foot in the fucking grave, man.

473
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,800
The skull shape is different.

474
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:17,480
Well, supposedly, Biden died in 2019.

475
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,520
Were you on a bike accident?

476
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520
Yeah.

477
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:24,800
It was a bicycle slash motorcycle accident.

478
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,800
Yeah.

479
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800
Okay.

480
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,480
And I mean, you know, Biden...

481
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,720
I don't know how he died.

482
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,720
They didn't see what I was like.

483
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,480
Well, then why the fuck are you bringing this up later?

484
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,320
You're just making shit up.

485
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,320
Supposedly, he died.

486
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,960
Dude, you are going to blow your nose with the joint in your hand.

487
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,960
Shut the fuck up.

488
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:40,960
Man.

489
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,960
Listen, let me tell you something.

490
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,960
There's a Biden family member...

491
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,520
I am going to choke you out right now.

492
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,520
Listen, jackass.

493
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,400
There's a Biden family member.

494
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:54,200
They came forward and said Joe Biden was dead in fucking 2019.

495
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,840
These people, there's like about six...

496
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840
Which family member?

497
00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,480
I don't know, like his aunt or his fucking...

498
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,880
I love how you were like two minutes ago, you're like, this joint is so great.

499
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,960
And now you're just making stuff up about the Biden.

500
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:07,960
So listen, listen.

501
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,960
Yeah, okay.

502
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,520
I'm definitely going to listen.

503
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,920
So when he got sworn in...

504
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,400
You're going to get a parking ticket.

505
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:20,960
He got the wrong amount of guns.

506
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:21,960
They gave him a funerary...

507
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:22,960
Yeah, there's a lot.

508
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,760
A funerary procession.

509
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,840
And that thing was taped like a day or two earlier.

510
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,400
Listen Larry, I mean we go...

511
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,320
I love to go off the deep end with you.

512
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:35,920
They never fucking swear.

513
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,520
I'm more interested in Commander.

514
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,680
Isn't that the dog's name Commander?

515
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,400
That motherfucker likes to bite.

516
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,200
I love it.

517
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,400
They had to get rid of the dog.

518
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:50,720
They would never swear in the vice president before they would swear in the president.

519
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,720
And they'd swear in...

520
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,160
It was the first time in American history they did that.

521
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,080
Yeah, because he was already dead.

522
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,080
What do you mean, yeah?

523
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,080
Just brush it off?

524
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,080
Yes or no?

525
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,880
Yeah, it's the first time they did it.

526
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,880
Yeah, okay.

527
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:02,880
This is why we needed a forgiveness.

528
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,880
Yeah, I didn't brush it off.

529
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,160
To fact check your fucking numbskullery.

530
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:12,000
Dude, you can ask my lawyer, my wife, your lawyer.

531
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,720
Okay, which I will.

532
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,720
My wife.

533
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,720
Very nice.

534
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,720
Every time you say that.

535
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,720
Very nice.

536
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,720
Very nice.

537
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,240
I got to see him.

538
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,240
That one got me later.

539
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:28,280
Yeah man, this fucking thing is hitting like...

540
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,720
Israeli rockets in the Gaza Strip.

541
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,320
Yeah, I like that Greta Thornburg.

542
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,000
Man, I'm telling you, she likes to launch a ham.

543
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
She wants to ham...

544
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,520
Oh yeah, she's a carbon monster, I'm sure.

545
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,320
She totally trades fur like it's going out of style.

546
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:49,680
But I like that little clip where she said, biodegradable rockets and vegan torches.

547
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,640
So, hand grenades.

548
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,440
Vegan hand grenades, that sounds amazing.

549
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,120
I know, and I'm like, what the fuck?

550
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,640
The shrapnel's made out of like orange peel?

551
00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,640
Clothes.

552
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,640
Yeah, some sharp.

553
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,640
Yeah, something sharp.

554
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,120
But it doesn't make sense, vegan hand grenades.

555
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,480
I would want something packed with fucking...

556
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,480
Vegan hand grenades.

557
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,480
I like that.

558
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,480
That's a good punk band name.

559
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,480
It is.

560
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,480
It really...

561
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,480
Vegan hand grenades?

562
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,480
Like the bombs.

563
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,360
So, wait a second.

564
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,560
This chick, is she old enough yet?

565
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,560
Yeah.

566
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,600
She's got a great life, the vegan hand grenades with great...

567
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,080
Destroy your pussy with...

568
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,400
What, is the other thing she said?

569
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,400
Rocket.

570
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,400
Biodegradable missiles.

571
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,400
Yeah, there you go.

572
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,400
Sounds like a great...

573
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,400
Biodegradable missiles.

574
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:37,400
If you're a lesbian, check out Biodegradable missiles and vegan hand grenades.

575
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,680
If you're in a great a therm board, you might like to purchase...

576
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:45,760
They had this biodegradable missile dildo at Tom's Reaklin.

577
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,760
Oh yeah, I forgot.

578
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,240
Tom's is open to sex shop wings.

579
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,240
A lot of...

580
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,760
Yeah, because you know, you go in there a lot of times people are disappointed because

581
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,400
Tom says, dude can't have sex for a couple of weeks and they're like, whoa!

582
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,760
I don't like that fucking Groucho was staring at me.

583
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,400
I really don't, man.

584
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400
I dug him out.

585
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,880
Why did you bring him out?

586
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,920
He was buried behind the drunk care.

587
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:09,560
Just to let you fucking know that Larry has a fucking puppet.

588
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,200
And it's like, seriously, I mean, if you've seen trailer park boys...

589
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
It's fucking...

590
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,200
Dude.

591
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,200
It's like conky.

592
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200
Yeah, but I mean, yeah.

593
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,200
He's a liner.

594
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,880
No, that thing's dead.

595
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,800
Just like your fucking doll.

596
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,800
His skull is cracked open.

597
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,800
Larry made the...

598
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,680
I mean, do we have to take a picture for Twitter?

599
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,040
If you want to see what this is like, we're gonna post it to Twitter.

600
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,540
Okay.

601
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:36,160
And it has children's clothes on.

602
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,160
Didn't you take this doll?

603
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,440
We talked about this before.

604
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:44,880
Larry took the doll on Thanksgiving to go grocery shopping at Target.

605
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,880
Well, no, no.

606
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,160
I took him to Walmart.

607
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,960
To Walmart with his dad.

608
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,040
And he put the dummy in the cart.

609
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040
I put the dummy in the cart.

610
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,200
Like, it was like, you know how like babies sit?

611
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,400
They had the little holes for the legs.

612
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,400
Yes, they have the fucking...

613
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,400
Yes.

614
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,000
So I'm pushing them around and people are looking at me like, is that a doll?

615
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
And we're in the little...

616
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Yeah, because you can't tell from the cracked skull.

617
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,080
I mean, we're in the little kids section and we're picking out clothes for...

618
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,080
Oh my God.

619
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,080
Dude, you're like a father-son duo.

620
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,080
I mean, jeez, man.

621
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,560
Hey, you want some candy kids?

622
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:17,440
It's fucked up though because he is such an odd body shape that...

623
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,920
Who, your dad or you?

624
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:19,920
No, Groucho.

625
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:24,000
It's hard to buy clothes for him.

626
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:29,080
It really is because like the little baby clothes are too wide and short.

627
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:34,120
And then the little kids clothes, they're, you know, too long for him.

628
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,200
There's no like perfect clothes for him.

629
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,280
It's very hard to fucking find.

630
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:44,000
And you, my friends, have just heard the confession of a serial killer.

631
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:49,400
You should see what his glasses on.

632
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400
I mean, fucking...

633
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,200
So, but yeah, and I've taken him to the store...

634
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,200
Time stamp it?

635
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,520
Put it on fucking Facebook.

636
00:21:55,520 --> 00:22:00,040
I've taken him to Walmart more times than just that once, too, with my dad.

637
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,040
I took him...

638
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,040
By yourself?

639
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,040
Yeah.

640
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,040
Because here's the thing.

641
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,160
I don't even know what the word is for this.

642
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,840
Groucho to my parents for dinner one night and they're like, oh, they thought it was

643
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,840
so funny.

644
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:11,840
It looks like Groucho Marks.

645
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,840
Yeah.

646
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,080
And they were taking pictures of him and everything.

647
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080
Oh, that's great.

648
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,080
And I told my dad that I...

649
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,080
Family dinner.

650
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,400
I told my dad that I brought him to Walmart.

651
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,440
And he's like, ah, fuck, I want to go with you next time.

652
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,440
Shout out to Joe, yeah.

653
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,480
He goes, I want to go with you next time to Walmart when you bring him.

654
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:32,040
He's like, I'm gonna fucking completely indulge in my child psychotic fantasies.

655
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,960
But everybody likes Groucho.

656
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:34,960
Huh?

657
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,960
Everybody likes Groucho.

658
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:36,960
I don't.

659
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,960
And he's staring at me.

660
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,400
It's the creepiest thing.

661
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,720
Everybody likes Groucho because Groucho doesn't look at them.

662
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,720
He is scared.

663
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,720
For the last hour.

664
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,440
This is one of the creepiest fucking dolls out there.

665
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,440
Yeah, thanks.

666
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,440
I don't like him in the lab.

667
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,240
I've had this thing.

668
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,880
This was my brothers, actually.

669
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,600
Oh, shut up, no shirt, Nick.

670
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,800
I used to have Lester.

671
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,800
You know who Lester is?

672
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,800
No, I don't want to know who Lester is.

673
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,960
It's a little black guy with an afro.

674
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,960
Oh, man.

675
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960
I...

676
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,520
For some reason, I did not want to know who Lester was and you completely explained

677
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,520
it.

678
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,520
And I don't know whatever happened to him, man.

679
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,520
Was it again?

680
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,520
He was a little doll.

681
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,520
African American.

682
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,520
Yeah.

683
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,520
And he was...

684
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,520
What did he have on?

685
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,120
He had little round fucking John Lennon glasses, silver glasses.

686
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,120
What kind of hair?

687
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:19,280
Corderoid fucking pants with a corderoid suit jacket.

688
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,320
He had a fro with real fucking doll hair.

689
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,320
And you bought it?

690
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,320
Wait.

691
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,640
So this was Groucho and...

692
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,640
And you know what?

693
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,480
My parents just threw this shit in the garbage over the years and Groucho...

694
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,480
Survived?

695
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,480
I found him...

696
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,360
No, I found him in the garbage at my parents' house.

697
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,360
It's outside.

698
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,640
And I just happened to look in there.

699
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,240
My dad's like, bring the garbage out for me.

700
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,240
And I look in the garbage.

701
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,240
I'm like, fuck, man.

702
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,560
Groucho's at the bottom of the garbage can.

703
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,680
So I pulled him out and I brought him back in the house.

704
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,680
And I'm like, what the fuck?

705
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,680
You guys are throwing Groucho away?

706
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,680
You're like, oh, why?

707
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,680
You want that fucking thing?

708
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,680
Yeah.

709
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,640
Get that fucking thing out of the house.

710
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:59,080
So now that I bought him new clothes and showed him a little love, are we going to clean

711
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,080
them?

712
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,080
Yeah.

713
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,080
It didn't sound...

714
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,080
You didn't sound...

715
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,080
You did not.

716
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,640
Man, Larry.

717
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,360
That wasn't so confident, Larry.

718
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,360
I cleaned them.

719
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:13,760
I wiped them off and shit with like a fucking baby, one of them ass-wipe things.

720
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,400
And then I dried them off with a paper towel.

721
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,920
So discomforting that thing.

722
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:23,520
I didn't wash his clothes or nothing because his pants are so non-permanent.

723
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,520
They don't come off.

724
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,520
Man, you keep touching them.

725
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,520
It's so weird.

726
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,760
But I did buy other pants and stuff for him.

727
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,720
Man, this is why we need a video aspect.

728
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,720
I have a...

729
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,720
You know that...

730
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,560
Okay, right here, this harmonica case.

731
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,560
Yes, I have.

732
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,360
I have one somewhere else around down here.

733
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,360
And it's his part?

734
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,360
That's filled with his clothes.

735
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,360
Oh, Jesus, man.

736
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,360
It's like his little suitcase.

737
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,360
Jesus, man.

738
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,320
You really, I mean, talk about next to a serial killer.

739
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,880
Yeah, he's cool, Groucho.

740
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:47,880
No, he's not.

741
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,880
I fucking like him.

742
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,880
It's a puppet.

743
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,880
Where did I bring him?

744
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,880
I brought him somewhere.

745
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,880
Oh, okay.

746
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,680
We were in play at this house party out in Kansas City and...

747
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,680
And you pulled this thing out?

748
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,200
I brought him with and everybody fucking loved him.

749
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,920
Everyone was taking pictures with him and holding him and everything.

750
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,240
Everybody loves Groucho.

751
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,240
Yeah.

752
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,960
And then the guy murdered two people.

753
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,960
That's two co-writes.

754
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,680
Groucho, Groucho had, we had, I don't know if he's allowed to go back...

755
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,680
You're gonna free someone Groucho?

756
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:17,720
Yeah, I don't know if he's allowed to go back to Kansas City.

757
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,520
This is if the scrape is a broken skull for DNA.

758
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,520
That's all right.

759
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,040
That's how the skull got broken.

760
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,040
It is.

761
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,040
That's all right.

762
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,040
He could be a freak if he wants to.

763
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,040
So he's good.

764
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,040
Groucho's cool.

765
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,040
I brought him...

766
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,880
And he goes clothes shopping, baby clothes shopping.

767
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,880
In Iowa.

768
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:39,200
And then, wait a second, and then you t-shirt press your catechronic band logo and a little

769
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,880
baby wife beater on this thing.

770
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:41,880
Yeah.

771
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,880
I mean, it is very unsettling.

772
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,880
I have to say that again.

773
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:51,840
I brought Groucho to, he's been to the I-80 largest drug stop in the world.

774
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,840
And I mean...

775
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,840
In Iowa.

776
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,240
When we were driving on the road one time.

777
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,120
What videos are you making, we're in fucking Lattler's room.

778
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,840
And we went inside the, oh, okay, here's what I did.

779
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:07,600
I took Groucho and they had all these bins of stuffed animals and shit and fucking let

780
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,960
him go wild in there.

781
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,800
And he had an orgy with all these teddy bears and different stuffed animals.

782
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,760
And I took some pictures of it and fucking...

783
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,440
But basically you were doing it.

784
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,200
You were making him hump the stuffed animal.

785
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,720
So it's not like, you made it sound like he's having an orgy.

786
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:29,680
But if you started looking at me and I'm like, fuck, he's going to make me buy one of these

787
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,400
stuffed animals because Groucho is so dirty.

788
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,800
It's going to make one of these other dolls dirty and I'm going to have to buy it.

789
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,280
So I pulled them out of there.

790
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,720
Man, you really cross the line sometimes, don't you?

791
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,760
You let your proclivities come out in the open.

792
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,320
Just airing them out like laundry.

793
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:52,680
Like, yeah, I'm going to make my puppet hump a stuffed animal in a gas station.

794
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,000
And nobody's going to notice.

795
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,240
The world's largest truck.

796
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,240
Even better.

797
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,120
So there had to be a lot of people there.

798
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,560
It's amazing.

799
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,680
If you don't pay attention to where you parked...

800
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,840
That's how we know how white trash Larry is when he says a truck stop is amazing.

801
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,840
It was amazing.

802
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,840
I mean, you're just...

803
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:10,840
I loved it there.

804
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:11,840
Yeah.

805
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,040
A good buckie, a speedy or whatever the one.

806
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,080
A good buckie will fucking do me right too.

807
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,800
But this man was amazing.

808
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,800
This man was amazing.

809
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,800
Man, this man was amazing.

810
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,800
Man, this shit was amazing.

811
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,800
Let me tell you, that's why I got that fucking flag.

812
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,800
The coils...

813
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800
Man, that's gonna kill me.

814
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,800
This man was amazing.

815
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,800
The coils, snake and shit.

816
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,800
They had like flags and they had fucking different shops.

817
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,800
What kind of flags?

818
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800
They had pride flags there?

819
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,800
All kinds of shit.

820
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,800
They had a pride flag?

821
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,800
I don't know.

822
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,800
No, no, they didn't have...

823
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800
No, they did not have that shit.

824
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,800
Imagine that.

825
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,800
This was fucking red meat America.

826
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:43,800
I don't know.

827
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,800
I don't know.

828
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,800
I don't know.

829
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,800
I don't know.

830
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,800
I don't know.

831
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,800
I don't know.

832
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,800
I don't know.

833
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,480
It was like a red meat America.

834
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,540
But they had these little fucking fake cats.

835
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,800
I took a picture of it and sent it to them.

836
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,800
They just throw me softballs.

837
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,800
Well, dude, they had these like dogs and cats that looked real.

838
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Like, like if you were a trucker and you wanted to pretend...

839
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,800
Cats, they're really...

840
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,800
I don't know.

841
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,800
No, they were stuffed animals, but they looked really real.

842
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,800
Dude, why are you still talking about stuffed animals?

843
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,800
Are you that high?

844
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Well, I don't know, man, they like fucking stockpiled this shit at this truck stop.

845
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,800
They're selling them...

846
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,800
Stuffed animal.

847
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,800
They had a kiosk with these ones that looked like actual real dogs and cats.

848
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,800
Is that the one you made in Hump?

849
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:27,800
No.

850
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
No, this was in a bin in some store.

851
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,800
No.

852
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,800
Which makes it even greasier.

853
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,800
Yeah, yeah.

854
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,800
It's definitely greasy.

855
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:39,800
You just in the corner, making your puppet Hump and stuffed animal.

856
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,800
Oh, high on speed.

857
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,800
This is what he likes to do, leave him alone.

858
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,800
You can't shame people anymore.

859
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:49,800
I'll click it, eh?

860
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,800
It's not inclusive if you would shame the...

861
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,800
Well, actually, people like to be ashamed to think...

862
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,800
Puppet.

863
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,800
Well, yeah.

864
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,800
But you gotta pay...

865
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,800
You're doing a bad thing.

866
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,800
If you don't pay for it...

867
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,800
Don't pay for what?

868
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,800
To get shamed by a professional prostitute...

869
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,800
Like a dominatrix or something?

870
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,800
Then, you know, it's illegal to shame somebody.

871
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,800
Is it really?

872
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,800
Yeah.

873
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,800
Where?

874
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,800
You know, like when people would... like when a kid would fuck up in the old days.

875
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:19,800
Remember, like at the beginning of the internet or like whatever, maybe 15, 10 years ago.

876
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:24,800
And they would like make the kid wear a fucking sign around his neck that says, I'm an asshole

877
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,800
or I stole from the...

878
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,800
I don't know if it said I'm an asshole.

879
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:32,800
It probably said something like, you know, I stole a candy bar from 7-Eleven or whatever.

880
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,800
And he would, in his parents' make him stand on the corner and people go, ah-ha.

881
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,800
Like with the sandwich board.

882
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,800
Yeah.

883
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,800
People would mock him.

884
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,800
Yeah.

885
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800
Just like when people would still put him in the stockade.

886
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,300
But then they took it a step further and would take a picture of this kid and then post

887
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:49,800
it on social media when social media started coming around.

888
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,800
How about the stockade?

889
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,800
Yeah, that's what they should do.

890
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,800
Dude, that's a fucking bad mother of a...

891
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,800
And then people come by and laugh at you, but that's not so bad if that's all you gotta do.

892
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,800
They could throw stuff at you too if you want to leave cabbages and tomatoes and stuff out.

893
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:06,800
If you got a good arm, hey, you could be on our Mennonite baseball team.

894
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,800
That's right.

895
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,800
Yeah, you could play...

896
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,800
I'll be the picture on the barn raisers.

897
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,800
You could be the... Can you always be the catcher?

898
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,800
Nah, I'm the picture on the barn raisers.

899
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,800
Yeah, I don't know about that.

900
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800
The Amish fucking pro-league team.

901
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,800
You could play the Mennonites in the Amish.

902
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,800
Yeah.

903
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,800
Okay.

904
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,800
Hmm.

905
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,800
Are Amish Mennonites dumbass?

906
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,800
I don't know.

907
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,800
Are they?

908
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,800
Yeah, well, yeah.

909
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,800
Oh, I didn't know that, man.

910
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,800
Well, why's up, Pat?

911
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,800
Well, pay attention to the Amish.

912
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,800
Amish.

913
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,800
Shit, I'm stoned.

914
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,800
Why's up?

915
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,800
We fucking ran into a whole family of Amish people.

916
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,800
We were in Ohio.

917
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,800
Were you in a car and they were in a buggy?

918
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,800
Well, here's the thing.

919
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,800
Oh, yeah, yeah, we almost ran into them.

920
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,800
No, there was like 30 or 50 of them in this, again, a truck stop.

921
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,800
I loved fucking...

922
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,800
Man, you and truck stops, Larry.

923
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,800
I mean, you're really not making a good case for yourself.

924
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:56,800
Whatever.

925
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,800
Are you a lot lizard?

926
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,800
No, we were on tour with the band and we were wanting to get some food.

927
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,800
That's what they call it, right?

928
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,800
We're on tour with the band.

929
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,800
And they were all...

930
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:08,800
It was me, Steve, and Matt, and we walked in and all these Amish were in there.

931
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,800
And I guess they took a bus there and I was like, what the fuck?

932
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:17,800
I thought that they weren't supposed to use any kind of fucking motorized shit.

933
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:25,800
How are they able to get to this McDonald's at this oasis on the highway in Ohio in the

934
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,800
middle of fucking nowhere?

935
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,800
You know what I mean?

936
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,800
How?

937
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,800
What do you mean?

938
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,800
How are they allowed?

939
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,800
How are they allowed to take the bus to there?

940
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,800
And why would they want to even go to fucking McDonald's if they're Amish?

941
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,800
I don't get it.

942
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:44,800
I thought that's why they use buggies and shit because they're not allowed to use cars.

943
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,800
Okay.

944
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,800
Maybe if somebody else was driving.

945
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Huh.

946
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,800
You think that's a loophole?

947
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,800
Man, everybody finds a fucking loophole.

948
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,800
We talked about how the Amish got busted when they did that national emergency thing and

949
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,800
all their cell phones went off and nobody knew about it because they don't watch TV and

950
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,800
shit and all their phones went off.

951
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,800
That was the actual story which I don't believe but that's just a silly story.

952
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,800
What happened?

953
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,800
I'll explain this again.

954
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,800
I don't even understand.

955
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,800
So the Amish were hiding cell phones.

956
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,800
Okay.

957
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,800
And then they had that national emergency broadcast amongst all cell phones which I didn't get.

958
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800
I don't know if you did.

959
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,800
Yeah.

960
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,800
You got it?

961
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800
Uh, and Fort got it.

962
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800
I don't know if I got it.

963
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800
I didn't know where my phone was that day.

964
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,800
Like usual.

965
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,800
Yeah.

966
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,800
I didn't get it on my phone and uh, what do you call it?

967
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,800
Shit, I forgot.

968
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,800
The Amish.

969
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,800
Oh yeah.

970
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,800
And the fucking phones went off and they got busted.

971
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,800
You know they had them hidden in the houses and shit.

972
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,800
Oh.

973
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,800
And when the alert went off, I know that's a long time ago.

974
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,800
And then the Amish elders say, hey, they got busted in.

975
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,800
Yeah, they got busted in.

976
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:48,800
What do you do with these cell phones?

977
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,800
Listen man, everybody finds a way.

978
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,800
I see.

979
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,800
I see.

980
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,800
Everybody's sneaky.

981
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,800
When you want shit, you're gonna get it, right?

982
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,800
You're a sneaky fucking bitch.

983
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,800
Who is?

984
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,800
You're gonna talk to me like that right now?

985
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,800
Man, right in front of me?

986
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,800
Yeah.

987
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,800
Man, I don't know what you're smoking over there, but I will slap the shit.

988
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800
Actually, I'll just choke you out.

989
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,800
I'm not even gonna slap you.

990
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,800
I'm just gonna take your arm, put it behind your back, hit a chicken wing, two knees to

991
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,800
the throat, donzo.

992
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,800
And then maybe a kick in the hip on the bad one.

993
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,800
Because I know your weakness.

994
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,800
It ain't weak, man.

995
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,800
It's stronger than the other one.

996
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,800
Fucking bone broken heel that's fucking ready to be kicked again.

997
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,800
It's gonna be kicked again, yeah.

998
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,800
I'm gonna snap it right in the fucking hand.

999
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,800
I'm not a fucking, I'm not some fucking girl scout.

1000
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,800
I'll fucking kick your ass, boy.

1001
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,800
He compares himself to a girl scout.

1002
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,800
I'm not a girl scout.

1003
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,800
You can come up with anything manually than that.

1004
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,800
I'm not some girl scout.

1005
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,800
I'm no boy scout either.

1006
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,800
Yeah, boy scout even worse, man.

1007
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,800
Jesus Larry.

1008
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,800
There's a lot coming out in this episode.

1009
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,800
Playing with puppets, buying children's clothes, and then explaining them in really, really

1010
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,800
horrible detail.

1011
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,800
Some of the shit I got for you, Roger.

1012
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,800
Here's the problem, here's the problem.

1013
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,800
And he goes right back into it.

1014
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,800
He's an adult, okay.

1015
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,800
He's an adult with a mustache, but you have to close the shit.

1016
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,800
He'll have like little bunnies and fucking little elephants.

1017
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,800
That's even more funny, you know.

1018
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,800
You're so dumb.

1019
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,800
What is it, dumb?

1020
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,800
It's a puppet.

1021
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,800
It doesn't look good on him.

1022
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,800
The root of it, we finally get to it.

1023
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,800
I took him to the Hispanic neighborhood and I got him a couple of good little hoodies

1024
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,800
that look like gangbangers shit and stuff.

1025
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,800
I'll change his clothes for next time.

1026
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,800
Wait a second, what did you say?

1027
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,800
You know, I got him a couple hoodies that look better, like more...

1028
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,800
Children's hoodies?

1029
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,800
Yeah, not, you know, yeah, yeah.

1030
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,800
Sorry, you went to wait.

1031
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,800
Where did you go to go buy children's hoodies?

1032
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,800
At the store, man.

1033
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,800
At the store?

1034
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,800
At the store?

1035
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,800
Another different Walmart, just in a different neighborhood.

1036
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,800
Oh, so you're just wandering around in the children's section?

1037
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,800
Hey, dude, does this look good on my puppet?

1038
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,800
I would hold it up to him and see.

1039
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,800
Yeah.

1040
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,800
All the cameras are on you.

1041
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:59,800
Like, there is not one camera that's turned away from you.

1042
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,800
They're like, here comes this weirdo again with his doll.

1043
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:08,800
I mean, it seriously has a three inch hole on its forehead, like, and two inches wide.

1044
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,800
How tall would you say it's three feet tall?

1045
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,800
Oh my God, that is creepy.

1046
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,800
You're grabbing by its throat too.

1047
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,800
He's about three feet tall.

1048
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,800
Dude, that thing's got some bad juju.

1049
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,800
No, he's a good doll.

1050
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,800
You see what I said?

1051
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,800
Oh, what?

1052
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,800
He's not bad juju.

1053
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,800
He's good juju.

1054
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,800
Got some iron dome shit over there.

1055
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,800
He had an iron dome, but there's a crack in his dome now.

1056
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,800
Yeah, I know.

1057
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,800
That's what I'm saying.

1058
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:40,800
But you know, he didn't, he, believe it or not, he knows Crab McGaw.

1059
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,800
Every time I come home, I show him the new shit.

1060
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,800
I bet you show him this dick sucking one.

1061
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,800
He's got an intractable mouth.

1062
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,800
Fuck the doll face.

1063
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,800
Go ahead, do you want to have sex with this thing?

1064
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,800
No, it's so weird that you just moved his lips.

1065
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,800
We need a video.

1066
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,800
I don't like this thing in the lab anymore.

1067
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,800
It's gotta go.

1068
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,800
It's not that bad.

1069
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,800
You ever seen that movie, Magic?

1070
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,800
No.

1071
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800
Where the man, Trillaquist, is like on tour.

1072
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,800
He's a course, he drinks and shit.

1073
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,800
Yeah, he's a man.

1074
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,800
He's a fucking guy on the road.

1075
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,800
Yeah, he's a Trillaquist.

1076
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,800
Yeah, he's not.

1077
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:21,800
And so, the thing starts, the thing is, he keeps in like a fucking little suitcase.

1078
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,800
Yeah.

1079
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,800
Does it talk to him?

1080
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:24,800
Yeah.

1081
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,800
He's in the hotel room drinking his fucking whiskey and the things like, hey, let me out

1082
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,800
of here, asshole.

1083
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,800
Let me out of this box.

1084
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,800
Does he get the puppet laid?

1085
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,800
No, but the puppet gets him out, he gets the puppet out of the box and the puppet's

1086
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,800
like talking to him and killing people and everything.

1087
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,800
Nice, man.

1088
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,800
It's a pretty cool puppet.

1089
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,800
It's a pretty cool piece of shit.

1090
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,800
I mean, that's awesome.

1091
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:44,800
Dude, it's fucking awesome.

1092
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,800
If Groucho did that, then I'd be impressed.

1093
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,800
How do you know he doesn't?

1094
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,800
Yeah, I'd be, hmmmm.

1095
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,800
I would say that.

1096
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,800
Whatever, he can't cancel us.

1097
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,800
The thing on that, the doll on Magic was a little creepier than him, but not much.

1098
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,800
I mean, yeah, this one's dressed in children's clothes with your band name on the front of

1099
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,800
it.

1100
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,800
I mean, it was pretty dope.

1101
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:09,800
This came with a batch of t-shirts that my niece Alexi gave me that she gave me like

1102
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:14,800
a whole bunch of clothes when she fucking hooked us up with the t-shirt maker.

1103
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,800
And she's like, I was gonna do these, but I never printed on any of them.

1104
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,800
So, I didn't really actually buy this wife beater from Groucho.

1105
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,800
That one just was an acquirement.

1106
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,800
Shit, I hit my mic.

1107
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,800
I don't know how.

1108
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,800
I didn't even touch it.

1109
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,800
That's fine.

1110
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,800
Well, that's how it goes.

1111
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,800
I know, but you shouldn't be receiving children's clothes for your dolls.

1112
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,800
I mean, you're a grown-ass man.

1113
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:36,800
I didn't receive them.

1114
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,800
I was like, what are you doing, man?

1115
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800
This one was just in a pile of t-shirts.

1116
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,800
Yeah, but I know you're picking dolls out of the garbage and then bringing them home

1117
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,800
and putting them in the house.

1118
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,800
It was a doll me and my brother had.

1119
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,800
It's not a cool doll.

1120
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,800
It was a ventriloquist thing.

1121
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,800
I understand that.

1122
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,800
Literally, it's still a doll.

1123
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:55,800
We had a Charlie McCarthy ventriloquism record that we would fucking teach you how to do

1124
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,800
ventriloquism.

1125
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,800
Do you know who Charlie McCarthy is?

1126
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,800
No, but he just told me that he did ventriloquism.

1127
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,800
Yeah, he's a different fucking dummy.

1128
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,800
He's the guy with the... Who's talking?

1129
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,800
Who's controlling who?

1130
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,800
Right, he's the guy with the tuxedo on.

1131
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,800
He's real posh.

1132
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,800
It's like the guy from the 30s or something.

1133
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,800
I don't know, man.

1134
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,800
I don't really catch...

1135
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,800
I'm not really up to date on my ventriloquist shit.

1136
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,800
Oh, man.

1137
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,800
Ventriloquist shit.

1138
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,800
I used to love that shit when I was a kid.

1139
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,800
I don't know, man.

1140
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,800
That shit creeps me out.

1141
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,800
Any guy that wants to do that is a real weirdo, right?

1142
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,800
Well, we were children.

1143
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,800
Yeah, that sounds even worse.

1144
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,800
Fucking 70s.

1145
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,800
This guy's about to seduce you with this ventriloquism.

1146
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,800
He's three years old doing the ventriloquism.

1147
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,800
You're good at it.

1148
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,800
And then the little Nikki and the Purve started right after that, right?

1149
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,800
About that time.

1150
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,800
Yeah, so ventriloquism is the gateway into the devil's heart.

1151
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,800
No way.

1152
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,800
Yeah, it is.

1153
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,800
And sexual deviance.

1154
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,800
God likes a good ventriloquist, I'm sure.

1155
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,800
Oh, you're talking about...

1156
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,800
He's got a good clean act.

1157
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,800
Who has a good clean act?

1158
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,800
If the ventriloquist has a good clean act, I'm sure God would enjoy it.

1159
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:00,800
I don't know, man.

1160
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,800
I want to make my fucking thumby say a lot of stupid shit.

1161
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,800
The earth is flat.

1162
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,800
9-Eleven didn't happen.

1163
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,800
It happened.

1164
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,800
George Floyd is still alive in Antarctica.

1165
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,800
That might be.

1166
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,800
Yeah, I mean, he's hanging out with Michael Jackson in a manual Lewis.

1167
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800
The moonwalking all over the place.

1168
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,800
I did two pockets there, but he lost a leg.

1169
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,800
Fuckin' manual Lewis's time.

1170
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800
Yeah.

1171
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,800
What happened to him?

1172
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,800
Man.

1173
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,800
See that shot, mother-in-law?

1174
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:31,800
Yeah, I saw that shot.

1175
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,800
Dang, I couldn't come up with the good one that would happen to manual Lewis.

1176
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,800
He fell off a short bridge.

1177
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,800
Man.

1178
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,800
What was that?

1179
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,800
What was the urkel or something?

1180
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800
No, he was Webster.

1181
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,800
Webster?

1182
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,800
Yeah, that's what he was, man.

1183
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,800
I never saw Webster.

1184
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,800
You never saw Webster?

1185
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800
No.

1186
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,800
Really?

1187
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:48,800
Yeah.

1188
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,800
You're an old motherfucker, too.

1189
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:56,800
I didn't watch TV from 1985 until, like, a year after Mary moved in here.

1190
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,800
I can't even name a year.

1191
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,800
And then she's like, mother fucker.

1192
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,800
Well, a year was it?

1193
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,800
It was probably like about 2005.

1194
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:07,800
You told me one year you said, I haven't watched TV in these years, then you don't say the

1195
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,800
second year.

1196
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,800
I didn't watch TV.

1197
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,800
I didn't have a TV for 20 years.

1198
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800
Yeah.

1199
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800
Oh, yeah.

1200
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,800
No, you watch it constantly.

1201
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,800
I don't.

1202
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,800
Well, yeah, but it's a new watch.

1203
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,800
I turn it off constantly.

1204
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,800
You know what I watch now a lot is I just watch cops, man.

1205
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,800
Oh, I love cops.

1206
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,800
It's fucking great because.

1207
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:23,800
They have new seasons, right?

1208
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:24,800
Yeah.

1209
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:31,800
The thing is, if you watch it on demand, on whatever fucking, I forgot the channel.

1210
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,800
Man, I love cops.

1211
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:33,800
There's no commercials or anything.

1212
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,800
How long has my ringer been like that?

1213
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,800
To the next, to the next.

1214
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Dude, my ringer has been cops for like 15 years.

1215
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:39,800
20 years.

1216
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800
But yeah, it's really good and it's funny.

1217
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,800
I love it.

1218
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,800
Inner Circle.

1219
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,800
Great song.

1220
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,800
It seems like in Florida when they get pulled over, at least.

1221
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,800
Broward County.

1222
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,800
Well, no, no, they didn't.

1223
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,800
These were different counties.

1224
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,800
These were like more fucking.

1225
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,800
Fucking non-op Pensacola.

1226
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,800
Pensacola.

1227
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,800
It was.

1228
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,800
Pinellas.

1229
00:40:58,800 --> 00:40:59,800
That's what I was thinking of.

1230
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:03,800
It was some upper Florida shit, but it seems like every time these motherfuckers get pulled

1231
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,800
over, they bring a dog.

1232
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,800
Oh yeah.

1233
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,800
Every time.

1234
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,800
Every time.

1235
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,800
They're animals.

1236
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,800
They're all in meth.

1237
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,800
Yeah, and they're always finding meth.

1238
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,800
They're always in meth.

1239
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,800
And fentanyl.

1240
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,800
You ever tried to grab a guy on meth?

1241
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,800
Woo.

1242
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,800
And then the guys.

1243
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,800
I don't know.

1244
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,800
You're the one grabbing guys.

1245
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,800
How about a girl on meth?

1246
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,800
Yeah, but no.

1247
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,800
I don't fucking girls on meth.

1248
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,800
I'm at.

1249
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,800
Listen, these cops had this shit that they would put in the drugs and it would just.

1250
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,800
They'd test it.

1251
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800
Yeah.

1252
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,800
And if it was orange, it was.

1253
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,800
It was blue.

1254
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,800
If it was orange, it was heroin.

1255
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800
If it was blue.

1256
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,800
It was cocker.

1257
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,800
It was meth or something like that.

1258
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,800
It was this.

1259
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,800
It was coke.

1260
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800
And it was like wild.

1261
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,800
The test kits.

1262
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:41,800
They put it in there and it was pushable.

1263
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,800
Yeah, it was cool.

1264
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:43,800
And then they slicker.

1265
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,800
Yeah, bitch.

1266
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,800
Yeah, it was cool.

1267
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,400
And everybody, most of them, 90%.

1268
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,400
A couple of heroin, a couple of fentanyl.

1269
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,400
But most of it was.

1270
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,400
Fentanyl, no.

1271
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,400
Yeah.

1272
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,400
Really?

1273
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,400
How recent does this cop?

1274
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,400
This was a fucking new.

1275
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,400
This must be the new season.

1276
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,400
Yeah, if there's fentanyl.

1277
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,400
Yeah.

1278
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,900
And, but 90% of it was still meth.

1279
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:05,900
Oh yeah.

1280
00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:06,900
Florida.

1281
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,400
Dude, meth is cheap as shit, dude.

1282
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,400
Well, the fuckers can make it in the backyard.

1283
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,400
It's like, do you have any drugs?

1284
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,400
They asked the girl and she's like, no, sir.

1285
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,400
And they zoom down to her hand and just track.

1286
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,400
Oh yeah.

1287
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,900
And they throw it up her arm and it's like, holy fuck.

1288
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:21,400
I don't do drugs.

1289
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,400
No.

1290
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,400
Do you mind if we look in your purse and you load it with needles and spoons and no.

1291
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,400
You probably don't want to stick your hand in there, officer.

1292
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,400
There's a couple stickers in there, if you know what I mean.

1293
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,400
Exactly.

1294
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,400
It's like gushing tunnels in Vietnam in there.

1295
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,400
You just don't want to go in there blind.

1296
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,400
No.

1297
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,400
You might get your throat cut.

1298
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,400
But, you know.

1299
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,400
Or you might catch something.

1300
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,400
Well, cops is hilarious.

1301
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,400
They tried to do like a live PD thing.

1302
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,400
I think that's a couple episodes of that.

1303
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,400
That's pretty cool too.

1304
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,400
Well.

1305
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,400
It's pretty cool too.

1306
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,400
People are so intrigued with watching other people get arrested.

1307
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,400
It's very funny.

1308
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,400
I love it.

1309
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,400
I mean, they have a theme song for cops doing their jobs.

1310
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,400
What?

1311
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,400
Just bad boys.

1312
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,400
Bad boys, bad, yeah.

1313
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,400
But I think that was already a song, right?

1314
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,400
Yeah, it's from Inner Circle.

1315
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,400
From somebody.

1316
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,400
Yeah, it's Inner Circle.

1317
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,400
But did they make it for the...

1318
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,400
No, they already had the song.

1319
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,400
But then they probably paid them to put that on this show.

1320
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,400
They're probably so glad that they did.

1321
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,400
People thought that...

1322
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,400
Remember, it got canceled.

1323
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,400
I think around George Floyd.

1324
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,400
Yeah.

1325
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,400
It was racist.

1326
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,400
And it was off the air for a while.

1327
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,400
It wasn't racist.

1328
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:29,400
And now they only show like white trash fucking areas.

1329
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,400
Well, no.

1330
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,400
Now it's finally coming back because people love that shit.

1331
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,400
But they'll never show black guys getting arrested.

1332
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,400
I don't know about that.

1333
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,400
I haven't seen any on cops yet.

1334
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,400
It's all white guys?

1335
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,400
Yeah.

1336
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,400
Come on.

1337
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,400
They gentrified cops?

1338
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,400
So far, yeah.

1339
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,400
That's awesome.

1340
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,400
Yeah.

1341
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,400
I mean, they gentrified...

1342
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,400
You gotta watch the first 48 if you want to see Brother.

1343
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,400
Oh, I love that.

1344
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,400
We've talked about this before.

1345
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,400
I don't really like that one though.

1346
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,400
How quickly they turn on each other.

1347
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,400
Oh, yeah.

1348
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,720
Like they're so gangster in the streets and then when they get in the box, they just

1349
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:58,720
bitch on everyone.

1350
00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,720
Yeah, it's unbelievable.

1351
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,720
But hey, you know what?

1352
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,720
It's just what...

1353
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:02,720
I mean, those guys are murderers.

1354
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,400
The code of honor is fucking shit today.

1355
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,400
What's that?

1356
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,400
There's no fucking honor among thieves anymore.

1357
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,840
Everybody puts everything on the internet, so you can't be...

1358
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:13,840
You know what I mean?

1359
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,200
When you're showing your face and everybody else's face and it links to their accounts

1360
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,520
and then, you know, it's all about information and data and all these kids just giving it

1361
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:22,520
all away.

1362
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,400
Fucking the cops can find people now.

1363
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,400
They can go to Facebook, then they find out.

1364
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,720
Yeah, because they don't want to brag about it.

1365
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:31,720
It's not private.

1366
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:35,160
You go on a public account and find it and then track them back.

1367
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,160
It's not that difficult.

1368
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,720
Why do it if you can't post it and show your friends?

1369
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,720
I don't know.

1370
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:41,720
That seems weird.

1371
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,720
That's what these motherfuckers think, like the younger ones.

1372
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:47,040
Well, about those two kids that killed the guy on the bike and videotaped all that shit,

1373
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,920
which is so weird.

1374
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,000
The trend has completely changed.

1375
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,120
We lived in the shadows and we were totally under darkness.

1376
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,840
You know what I mean?

1377
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,680
When it went out, when the fucking lights went out and when everything went out, we

1378
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,800
could do whatever we want.

1379
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,240
No cameras, no knock.

1380
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,240
Right, right.

1381
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,240
No, it was all...

1382
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:10,840
We used to go, hey listen, we used to go by the main box that fucking turned the street

1383
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:15,840
lights on and off for our whole neighborhood around here and we would fucking light a

1384
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,720
lighter underneath it and hold it under there.

1385
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:20,720
I mean, allegedly.

1386
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,960
No, yeah, we could do this.

1387
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,960
Okay, all right.

1388
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,960
Well, that doesn't matter.

1389
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,280
Boom, the whole lights and all the street lights in the whole neighborhood would go,

1390
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,280
I would be fucked.

1391
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,280
No, you can't.

1392
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,280
Listen, I'm an electrician.

1393
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,280
Yeah, no.

1394
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,720
I mean... It was a light-sensor fucking thing and it was a big green box on a post.

1395
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:40,840
It had a little fucking mail shoot thing coming out like this, about this wide.

1396
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:41,840
Uh-huh.

1397
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,040
And we would just light a fucking thing.

1398
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:48,840
If some kid, some other kid maybe had a flashlight or even activated quicker, because it was a

1399
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:49,840
sun...

1400
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,840
There's a photo cell.

1401
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,960
Yeah, and so the lighter would actually turn it off and it would last for about, I don't

1402
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,720
know, 10, 15 minutes like that.

1403
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,720
Okay, so, okay.

1404
00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,960
So, all right, there we go.

1405
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,960
All right.

1406
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:00,960
Then we'd come back on.

1407
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,840
But for that fucking little bit of time.

1408
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,840
I love how you...

1409
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,840
This is what you deviant did.

1410
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,560
You turn the lights on and off.

1411
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,720
I can show... It was right by Frenchie's house.

1412
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:11,080
Oh, it's even back there.

1413
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,480
Right down that fucking street, man.

1414
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,600
Now they're probably all controlled by a time clock or something.

1415
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:23,240
One photo sensor on top of the poles, not at the bottom, which is easily accessible to

1416
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,240
weird deviant.

1417
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:28,240
And this is weird though, because it was actually inside the box.

1418
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:31,200
And you know, this is back in the 70s or whatever.

1419
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,520
So I'm sure it wasn't the same kind of fucking...

1420
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,440
And you're an old man.

1421
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,600
Set up that they have now.

1422
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,240
Yeah, it's definitely not the same setup.

1423
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,240
Yep.

1424
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:43,440
But yeah, it was fucking fun.

1425
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,920
We'd ride our bikes over there.

1426
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:50,560
We'd shut that shit off and go vandalize at will or do whatever we wanted to do.

1427
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,200
You know, we were bad when we were kids.

1428
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,200
It sounds like it.

1429
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,040
I mean, you guys are turning the lights so bad.

1430
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,920
Little Nikki in the perverts, after practice, we would go out and vandalize.

1431
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:03,120
You guys are turning the lights.

1432
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,040
Such a great term, vandalize.

1433
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,880
I mean, it sounds like some warrior shit.

1434
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:07,880
Yeah, it was fun and fucking shit.

1435
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:08,880
You're just going out and...

1436
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,880
What is vandalize and tail?

1437
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:10,880
I have to know.

1438
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,880
Break windows, steel ornaments, fucking, you know, fucking...

1439
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,520
I mean, how many people were there in this little gang?

1440
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,720
Me, little Nikki.

1441
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,720
Little Nikki.

1442
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,040
A couple others.

1443
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:32,720
There's probably about five or six of us who go out vandalizing at night.

1444
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,240
Taking hood ornaments is the best.

1445
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,040
They don't even make hood ornaments anymore.

1446
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,920
I know, but that's just so silly because I could visualize that, but you and your little

1447
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,720
gang of miscreants are fucking just vandalizing.

1448
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,560
Yeah, so one time me and Bee...

1449
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,880
Breaking windows of people's houses that live in them?

1450
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,920
No, we would do like schools, fucking things like that.

1451
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:51,920
People have been...

1452
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,920
Our own schools.

1453
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,560
We would do some tax payers have to put.

1454
00:47:55,560 --> 00:48:01,280
We would do something terrible on fucking Sunday nights, so one day we would go look...

1455
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:06,640
Doing something terrible is probably the worst thing that you could say children are doing.

1456
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,680
We would do something terrible.

1457
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,640
Who describes children acting out like that?

1458
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,640
Do something terrible.

1459
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,360
We'd go break windows at the schools.

1460
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,360
That's all right, man.

1461
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,360
Hey, you know.

1462
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,480
You got it all out of you.

1463
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,680
You got your aggressions out.

1464
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,680
That's right.

1465
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,760
I would never do anything like that ever.

1466
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,960
No, I would hope not.

1467
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,440
I mean, you'd be a real psychopath.

1468
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,960
I mean, you're already dressing a doll in children's clothing.

1469
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,840
Yeah, it's not like I fucking dress him up every day.

1470
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,840
He's got a couple of outfits.

1471
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,360
Yeah, I mean, a couple of outfits is one more than you need.

1472
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,360
I mean, it's a doll.

1473
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,360
He hasn't changed.

1474
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,960
He's been wearing the same thing for about a year and a half.

1475
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,160
I do have to change him.

1476
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,160
I lost his suitcase is what happened.

1477
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:53,680
I couldn't figure how you lost it, how disheveled it is down here.

1478
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,360
I mean, it's fucking am.

1479
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,680
Surprise you found him.

1480
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,680
Yeah.

1481
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,960
I wish he was gone for a while.

1482
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:01,120
He was behind the drums back there.

1483
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,120
I know.

1484
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,160
Man, I really wish he stayed behind the drums.

1485
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,640
It's very unsettling.

1486
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,240
Wait till you see how clean I made it.

1487
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,240
I fucking cleaned up all the cables.

1488
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,240
I don't care.

1489
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,240
Maybe the doll needs to get out of the lab.

1490
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,240
How about this down here, Aldridge?

1491
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,240
No cables going out.

1492
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,240
I don't like the doll in the lab.

1493
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,880
We're going to talk about this some more.

1494
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:20,920
Okay, well next time I'll move him somewhere else so he's even freakier.

1495
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:21,920
Or dress him in something crazier.

1496
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,920
If you give him like a little fursuit, then whatever.

1497
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:28,600
If I could get him a little fursuit, I would.

1498
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,320
Children's clothes really suck actually to be honest with you.

1499
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:35,000
There's not a lot of good designs for a guy that looks like Groucho Marx.

1500
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:42,120
I could just clip that first part of that sentence and he would be in jail.

1501
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:46,760
It's everything looks really babyish on him and he's fucking a grown man.

1502
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,760
I don't know why.

1503
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,840
He can't help it that he's three feet tall.

1504
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:50,840
It's butt.

1505
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,440
You know, he's got a mustache.

1506
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:56,600
It doesn't look right when he's wearing like a fucking Thomas the Tank Engine or whatever.

1507
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,000
The hole in the head is just very off-putting.

1508
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000
It is.

1509
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
It really is.

1510
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000
I mean, disinherting.

1511
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,760
He is a lot like Konky.

1512
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,760
That's what I just said.

1513
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:06,760
A lot.

1514
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,760
I mean, I know, and you just said no, he doesn't.

1515
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:09,320
And now you just finally admitted it.

1516
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,320
No, I didn't.

1517
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:11,320
You actually do.

1518
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,320
I mean, I didn't say he didn't in the beginning.

1519
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,880
I said, yeah, he is.

1520
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,880
Now I'm looking at him.

1521
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,880
Yeah, I don't like how he looks like me, man.

1522
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,880
He looks like me, man.

1523
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,880
I really don't.

1524
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:20,880
You're like Ricky.

1525
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,880
You're afraid of him.

1526
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:22,880
I'm not afraid of him.

1527
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,880
I just don't like him.

1528
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,120
I like what he's fucking going to, he tells him, I'm going to shoot that fucking thing

1529
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,120
and Julian's like, Ricky, his hand is inside there.

1530
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,120
He's going to shoot his hand off.

1531
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:38,880
They were pushing, stealing smuggling cigarettes over the border.

1532
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,440
Fucking model train.

1533
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,680
Yeah, to Sebastian Bach.

1534
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,560
It's a great fucking show.

1535
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,560
I love it.

1536
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,060
All right, do your hit list.

1537
00:50:47,060 --> 00:50:48,060
All right.

1538
00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:52,440
I want to thank No Shirt Nick for helping us out all the time.

1539
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,440
Tiffany.

1540
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,800
What number is our bullshit?

1541
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:59,240
Mr. Axe and Russ and Jessica.

1542
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,240
Matt.

1543
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,240
Chris.

1544
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:02,240
Matt.

1545
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:03,240
Chris.

1546
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,240
Huh?

1547
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,480
Man, Larry just muffed the ball.

1548
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,480
That's all right.

1549
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,480
I don't know.

1550
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,480
What was I supposed to say?

1551
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,480
The best thing.

1552
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,480
The best thing.

1553
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,480
Yeah, the cats, Mary, Kiki.

1554
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,480
Kiki, of course Kiki.

1555
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,480
Yeah.

1556
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,320
He might be one of our investors.

1557
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,840
New producers and uh.

1558
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:23,240
He's going to have Larry Mule Fentanyl on his arse over the border.

1559
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:26,200
He's going to be a ruling participant.

1560
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:31,800
And don't forget Tom's Free Clinic for fucking hooking us up with the studio time.

1561
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800
Thanks Tom.

1562
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800
Yeah.

1563
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:38,360
If you used a hanger and now you got a banger, call Tom's Free Clinic.

1564
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,920
And he does have a special going on this week.

1565
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:42,920
Oh yeah.

1566
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,920
What's a special, Larry?

1567
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:48,640
Free air filter with every cat or dog.

1568
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,760
If you get your cat or dog fixed at times.

1569
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:51,760
Bait or neuter.

1570
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,040
You get a free, you get a choice from them.

1571
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,480
I think it was wiper blades or an air filter.

1572
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,480
I mean.

1573
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,480
So that's pretty cool.

1574
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,480
And uh.

1575
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,640
I thought what about the STD test?

1576
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,640
The STD test.

1577
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,440
I forgot what he did for the STD test.

1578
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,240
I thought the air filter was for the STD test.

1579
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,640
Oh, is that what it was?

1580
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,440
Yeah, I think it was that.

1581
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,080
I mean man, Tom is going to be pissed.

1582
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,080
Whatever.

1583
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,080
You'll figure it out when you get there.

1584
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,640
Tom just wanted me to reiterate though.

1585
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:22,560
Free Clinic part is only for the STDs and shit like that.

1586
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:27,360
If you want a car or a veterinarian visit, it does still cost money.

1587
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,480
If you need veterinarian services, wow.

1588
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,480
I must know.

1589
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:35,440
Veterinarian services or mechanical work done, you have to make an appointment.

1590
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,440
Yeah.

1591
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,800
You can go to the clinic shit, you can walk in.

1592
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,800
Yeah, it's all walking.

1593
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:43,400
I mean if you have insurance, if you don't have insurance, if you're indigent, indigenous.

1594
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,280
It doesn't matter because it's free.

1595
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,280
Mm-hmm.

1596
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,280
Tom is a good doctor.

1597
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:51,400
I mean, he's got his hands in literally a lot of pots.

1598
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,400
He sure does.

1599
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,280
Yeah, I mean there's nothing wrong with that though.

1600
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,280
Tom enjoys life, right?

1601
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,280
Yeah.

1602
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,800
I mean if you're going to be a doctor, you want to help the animals, right?

1603
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:01,960
So you might as well be a vet.

1604
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:02,960
And then you know what?

1605
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:03,960
How are they going to get there?

1606
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,960
They need a car.

1607
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,280
And it's only the next logical step.

1608
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,240
You become a veterinarian and the next step you become a doctor.

1609
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:13,240
I think he was talking about opening a sex shop too.

1610
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:14,240
Mm-hmm.

1611
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:15,240
I mean.

1612
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:20,600
For when you can't have sex after your STD, when he says you can't do it for two weeks,

1613
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:21,600
you're like, what the fuck?

1614
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,600
You're the pocket vagina.

1615
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,600
Exactly.

1616
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,600
Yeah, here.

1617
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,600
He's got you covered.

1618
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,600
Here's this pocket pussy.

1619
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,120
You can just lick it and stick it on the wall and have it away with it.

1620
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,240
Just don't clean it in the dishwasher with all your children stuff.

1621
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:33,240
Right.

1622
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:34,240
That's not good.

1623
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,720
I don't think hot water can handle that shit.

1624
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:38,720
It's fucking gross.

1625
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:39,720
Anyways.

1626
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:47,720
Something happened where I spiked my shit out too now.

1627
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:48,720
Wow.

1628
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:49,720
You're a fun adult.

1629
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:50,720
Yeah.

1630
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:51,720
Anyways, thank you for tuning in.

1631
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:52,720
I'm suddenly like the one that you put in your mouth.

1632
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:53,720
Yeah.

1633
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:58,320
I don't even know what you said, but I'm sure it was fucking dumb.

1634
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,640
Thank you for tuning in.

1635
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,320
I really appreciate it.

1636
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,320
It was really fucking cool and I hope everybody has a great day.

1637
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,320
Man, you're gonna rant again.

1638
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,720
No, I just want to say have a great day and love you.

1639
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:11,720
Peace.

1640
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:15,960
Peace out and like, follow, subscribe, leave a fucking review.

1641
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,960
Woo.

1642
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,960
God bless.

1643
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:18,960
Woo.

1644
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,960
I'm Larry.

1645
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:20,960
I'm Needles.

1646
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:21,960
Woo.

1647
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,960
Peace.

1648
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:23,960
Peace.

1649
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,960
Larry and Needleshow.

1650
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:25,960
Larry and Needleshow.

1651
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:34,960
Parker.

1652
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:45,480
He told me him.

1653
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,160
Parker?

1654
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:53,520
He told me.