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Larry Needles Show.
Okay, here we are everybody.
Welcome to the Larry Needles Show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
All right, this is fucking great to be alive today.
Yeah, you are okay, so we should talk about
how you finally got to assault a woman at Krav Maga.
Okay.
I mean, and it really did assault her too,
because what did the teacher, what did the, okay,
so we were doing these train where you basically,
you squat and then you have an attacker behind you
with a pad.
So you're squatting and you don't know when the guy's
gonna push you.
So Kiki and I were doing ours and Larry and what was her name?
No, I thought it was Dave.
Kiki wasn't there.
Oh, it was Dave, yeah.
So our numbers, man.
My, I forgot the numbers guy.
He wasn't in class yesterday.
I think he's gearing up for, you know what I mean,
for the civil war.
He probably had a report to Israel.
Go back to the motherland.
You know, those fuckers are, oh no, he's too old.
He's too old.
I think he's worth more here.
Yeah, but he's two years older than me though.
I think they got to stay legit until they're 40.
I mean, I think you have to be in some sort of
physical condition too.
You'd even be too old.
But some sort of physical condition.
Well, they stayed, they got to stay, you know, ready to go.
I think.
Yeah, once you're in, you're in for life.
So then, so whatever, okay, so you distracted me
from my story, but yeah, so this woman,
who doesn't weigh, she probably weighs like 90 pounds.
Yeah, if that.
Yeah, and she's like skin and bones.
Yeah.
And we're doing like these squats and then we'll do squats.
We face away from the attacker.
She's a flexible bitch though.
I know, I saw.
And you hit him with the pad.
And what did, what did the sonny tell you?
So here's what was happening.
She's doing the squats in front of me
and she's sticking out her ass and I'm hitting her in the ass.
When you're supposed to be hitting her in the back.
Knocking her forward.
Well, I didn't know that.
What do you mean you didn't know that?
Well, I'm, her ass was the closest.
Man, the smile on your face right now.
I mean, the proclivities you have is a sexual deviant.
Her ass was the closest thing.
I mean, you can't just assault women in our classes.
Sonny's like, Hey Larry, a little higher.
And I'm like, huh?
And I'm fucking at you with a couple more times.
He's like, Hey, you got to hit her higher.
Oh, I get it.
I said, we're literally four feet away from you.
And you didn't even look over at us.
That's how high you are.
You're like in your own little world.
Assaulting women in our crowd of McGon class.
This is a new low Larry.
So then I started like, where were you?
Where was Dave hitting you?
In the back.
Okay, I didn't know the lower the back
in the lower back, try to push you forward.
Oh, yeah.
I try to have sex with you with a pad
living vicariously through this pad.
Oh man.
That's all right though.
You didn't get beat down this time.
But yeah, it's a pension for this.
I have a feeling if anyone knows Kung Fu, it's this bitch.
Kung Fu.
Yeah.
She's Japanese.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Isn't that I don't come through?
Japanese martial arts like ninjas.
I think I don't think Chinese people.
That's karate.
Japanese, what was Bruce Lee?
I don't know man.
He was fucking Japanese.
Was he?
I think so.
Now you're saying you think so.
So you don't even know.
I don't know man.
I don't know.
I'm asking you.
Well, I just told you I didn't know.
I'll look it up really quick.
Because those guys, you know,
they have different forms of martial arts and shit.
And even though she weighs 86 pounds, she might fucking.
She got hit by a car too.
That's the best.
We said we talked about that last week.
It's very nonchalant.
She was like, yeah, that guy got hit by a car.
And you're like, did your car have my guy help?
And she said, yeah.
Yeah, what are you fighting a car lady?
Well, no, she was able to jump and fucking
jump on top of the hood in.
Hong Kong.
Okay.
That's China, right?
Yeah.
So yeah, whatever.
But yeah, no, that's it.
It's very funny.
Yeah, no, so you finally got to assault a lady.
It was so funny that he wouldn't let you touch
his head with Svetlana.
But he had no problems with you fighting him.
I know.
You finally found a worthy man to uphold it.
She held 90 pounds where it could kick your ass.
Well, another thing is, is, you know,
she's a little older and less of a chance of her saying,
he blah, blah, blah or something, you know.
Why is that?
Older women can't get sexually assaulted.
No, they can.
But here's the thing.
There's more, the younger generation already has it
in their head that, hey, I can cash in
and fucking making up some bullshit.
Larry, your socks, literally, you know,
the elastic around your socks, it's non-existent.
Your socks hang down and you do this weird thing
where you stretch them out.
So they look like those, like a cup with something,
like a big straw in the middle.
It's just like sitting at the bottom of your ankle.
This was funny.
So master, I love saying master Nelson
last night taught the class.
Yeah, how was he?
It was amazing.
But he's like, where's Larry?
Did you tell him I wanted to be there?
Which is even your real name, which is very funny.
Did you tell him I really wanted to be there?
Well, we said that he's playing at a CBD farm.
And man, I wish I could remember the exact thing.
Yeah, exactly.
He's like, it doesn't surprise me.
He just thinks you're a drug addict.
So I mean, we went in there the first day,
just reeked and smoked a joint in the car.
We clam baked and then went to a class
where there was like young kids.
And the place where now one person smokes.
Yeah, no, nobody smokes weed in that place.
Or anything.
No, probably not ever going there,
smelling the heaters and fucking weed.
They could smell if you did a yard fire earlier today.
I mean, these fuckers don't smoke anything.
That's all right though.
It's a good time.
I don't like getting stoned before we go anymore though.
Oh man, I wanted to be there for him.
That guy, now that guy looks like the kind of guy
that has already probably ripped a few people's throats out.
He's probably murdered somebody.
Yeah.
And he'll be nonchalant.
Behind like last call back in the day.
Yeah.
You know?
He was a bouncer he said.
Oh yeah, all right.
Perfect job.
I mean, come on.
If you're gonna kick some ass and be a bouncer,
you might as well know karate.
Some drunk smarts off the liver shot.
It's the best way to beat ass.
Think about that.
The guy was drunk and he came at me
so I kicked him in the throat.
Really hard.
You can really live your fan at your roadhouse fantasies.
You're playing Patrick Swayze.
He kinda looks like him.
He kinda does.
Yeah, not what you said that.
What did I think about?
Fuck.
Hell yeah, he fucking, man,
he worked the shit out of us last night.
Did he?
Oh yeah, this guy, he's fucking.
Yeah, I wanted to be there.
The taco twins were like,
Jesus, you know they're probably like,
fuck this shit, right?
Well no, they wanted to stand in his class, yeah,
whatever, Sony's cool.
So my fucking kid.
No, but not to cut you off from the story.
You know, he just did, but that's fine.
I will remind you, you're gonna say,
I know.
But the taco twins don't love the push ups
and all that shit.
Well yeah, I mean, there's a reason
we call them the taco twins.
They're not the skinny minis, right?
I mean, between the both of them,
it's like they weigh as much as you and I.
Yeah, we got the taco twins in the chopstick.
Hang on here, next part.
Oh, so my kid's in the phase now
where he's into these nuts
and that's what she said.
Even though he doesn't know
what that's what she said means.
That's funny.
So.
That's fucking hilarious.
The funniest part is that, oh yeah,
where's that joint at?
The funniest part is that he doesn't know
like how to use them.
Right.
So I'm like.
He's applying it wrong.
Yeah, he's so leaving the wrong vernacular
associated with the D's nuts joke.
That's funny.
Which makes it even more funny.
Well, you know what, when we were hitting the golf balls,
he did a couple to me that didn't make any sense at all.
I said, dude, that's not even funny.
And he's just like, so.
Yeah, that's why they're funny.
Just like his dad just laughing at his own shit.
Yeah.
I go, they gotta make sense, bro.
You don't care.
I mean, he pulled off, what are you doing?
And I'm like, I'm getting ready for dinner.
He's like, D's nuts.
I'm like, that's hilarious.
I'm like.
So they'll just be like the random shit.
And he's like, oh, you didn't score that goal.
Looks like we're playing FIFA together.
He's like, D's nuts.
I'm like, man, just keep on doing that.
I'm like, this is gold.
But it's my call or I talked to him today
and I'm like, if you've learned any good D's nuts jokes.
He's like, oh yeah, this and that
says a couple, they're just horrible.
I'm like, go up to your mom.
Tell him to do CDs.
That's why I said, I'm like, hey, mom,
have you seen those CDs?
And he's like, CDs nuts.
And it's like, it was like a Benny Hill.
You could hear him just like get up and run around.
She's chasing him.
He's just like laughing while she's chasing him.
She's like, what the fuck?
And then that's what she said, or even better,
because he has no clue.
I mean, no inkling of what that's what she said means.
So those are even better because what do you do?
It's just like the D's nuts.
I'm getting, what are you doing?
I'm getting laundry out.
That's what she said.
I'm like, all right.
I mean, these are just great, man.
I'm like, keep them coming.
I liked when he was acting up
when we were having lunch in that bar,
which is appropriate to have your nine year old son
in the bar and fucking.
It was, it was a restaurant.
It was a bar slash restaurant.
Yeah, I mean, children were also there.
Yeah, they were.
And he's acting wild and shit.
And I go, oh my God, here comes a hot looking
nine year old chick this way.
And he like fucking got all.
Fuck off.
Yeah, he looked and I'm like, I got you, man.
Quit saying weird shit.
No, shoot.
I hit that.
Oh, no, it's just funny that I was thinking, like, oh.
That's what she says are great.
Yeah, they are when they're used right.
But when it's from a nine year old,
there doesn't know what's going on.
I have the ultimate best.
That's what she said.
I had my hair was really long
and it was like two feet long.
And I went to the barber and there was some chick
my wife knew and it was all women in there.
And I just had her put it in two rubber bands on each side,
like Frank's Appa style.
All the pain tails.
Yeah, and just cut those off and give them
to the cancer patients because my hair was real long
and it was never like for love and shit.
Yeah.
And the in the girl that was cutting my hair said,
they usually want 12 inches, but they'll take six.
And I go, that's what she said.
And the whole fucking place filled with ladies just died
laughing because.
Oh, look at you, Larry.
Yeah, it was a perfect fucking.
That's what she said.
But they usually want 12 inches, but they'll take six.
Obviously this is stuck in your car.
Oh yeah.
And I was just like, man, I never been set up.
There was a lob.
I hit that motherfucker out of the park, man.
Oh, boy.
Fucking Mr. X sent me something.
Yeah.
He sent me an interesting thing and it was all about how.
Edgar Casey or no?
No, no, not Edgar Casey.
I want to talk about that.
Interesting too.
Yeah, I want to do some more information.
Did you see fucking Biden took a picture with the guys
from Delta Force and put all their faces on it?
Yes, yes.
What?
I mean, now you're giving up American soldiers lives
for a photo opportunity and nobody thinks.
For a photo opportunity with the fake president
of a guy that's playing Biden.
And we're already gonna get deep into it already.
It's not even Biden.
And this guy fucking.
I forgot my tinfoil hat.
He goes and puts their faces on the internet.
These are secret fucking operatives.
Delta Force.
These guys are not supposed to be known.
They don't want their faces known ever.
Yeah, he's thinking.
And this dummy fucking.
He's overseas in Israel showing up to position
in the people that, you know, if somebody.
It just shows.
It's remarkable.
Well, it just shows how fucking stupid
that this administration is.
Like a photo opportunity.
That's how I look at it.
It's just worth more than American lives.
You think bath house Spurry would know better?
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't think he's, you know, whatever.
He's, I don't know what he's running.
Him and Big Mike, he got other things going there.
But how, they had the fucking, what do you call it?
The secret service or somebody had to tell them
to take it down.
That's how stupid they are.
Like they couldn't realize that this is national security
shit.
And then they're just like, oops, our bad.
We got this top secret spy.
And by the way, we're going to post this face
on the presidential website.
You don't think that somebody already got a picture of it?
Oh yeah.
By the time they've, you know what I mean?
Like people are just waiting.
We're taking screenshots by every operative in the fucking world.
So thanks to the Biden administration
for a real huge fuck up work.
Forget those guys killed.
For almost killing American civilians.
And they're going to get those guys.
They're already fucking dead men walking because of that.
Well, there's some bad shit going on in the Middle East.
If, God forbid, and I hope they don't, let's say a prayer,
dear God, put a hedge of please, first of all, dear God,
thank you for everything.
Hey Larry, come on.
We're in the middle of a gig here in the frame.
Put a hedge of protection around these dudes
that got exposed by this dummy.
And you know, just so.
Amen.
Yeah, amen.
Through Christ our Lord.
Ambulance, man.
Jesus, thank you.
Hey, fuck you, man.
These guys need prayers.
Real Christian of you.
After you pray.
Let me tell you, Larry, you're just abiding by every rule,
aren't you?
Because yeah, these guys need a hedge of protection
around them from the Lord now, because this guy exposed
their face.
Normally, they'd be able to walk right up on the guy
and slit his throat.
Now the guy knows what they look like.
Remember when Geraldo once saw the troops
and he gave up their location?
Yeah.
Was that Afghanistan?
I think so.
Maybe?
I don't know the example there.
He would travel all around with the troops,
so actually he would travel with his brother.
And he actually gave up their location.
And I read a story about this, that the guys were so pissed
off because they knew about it.
They were going to meet him and shake his hands.
They would take their hands and put it down.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back of their pants through their ass crack.
Yeah.
Get all the way to their gooch and then shake his hand.
Yeah.
And he couldn't stop shaking everybody's hand.
It would have looked bad if he did that.
Oh, man.
So he had like 1,000 soldiers ass on his hand.
1,000 assholes smears.
Dirty desert assholes.
We wish you 1,000 assholes smears.
Crazy.
But yeah, things aren't looking good in the Middle East,
are they?
No, man.
They never really do look that good in the Middle East.
But now they're really fucking looking bad.
Let me tell you, we have fucking destroyers out there.
We've intercepted.
Now we're involved because we intercepted missiles.
Yeah.
And what?
OK.
And another thing.
What the fuck is up with?
We're involved anyway, man.
We're fucking funding both sides.
And we're taking fucking percentage of everything.
Well, we always fund the enemies.
We fund them enough until they become our enemy.
Yeah.
We give them enough weapons until they turn on us.
Yeah.
We found weapons.
We did.
They just stockpiled our shit and just used it against us
when we can.
Actually, they just hung a carrot out for us.
And we bit on it.
And we jumped right into the Middle East.
Well, no.
It's all planned out ahead of time.
They know this shit's going to happen.
I mean, the playbook will eventually come out in 20 or 30
years.
Maybe.
Hopefully, Edward Henry, you can write a book about it now.
Kind of getting intertwined.
I'm sure it's fucking.
He's right in the way.
I'm sure typing his ass out.
Well, I mean, it's not that difficult to find something
to write about.
No, no.
I mean, not.
Everybody saw what was going to happen.
But I wanted to come out with another two volume 900
and something pages each, motherfucking books.
That's a shit.
The 9-11 one is good.
Yeah.
But so now you just jump into another war.
This one is the outcome.
Jump in with both fucking feet.
No, no.
We only have one foot because the other foot's funny.
Because the other foot's in the grave.
Yeah.
And then we're just pissing on the American people.
Yeah.
One foot in Ukraine, one foot in Israel.
I mean, I'm not political.
You know, those are all Biden and the rest
of these crooked motherfucking politicians,
Republican and Democrat included,
that were they just laundered their money
and it's their fucking corrupt legal playground in Ukraine,
in Israel, and everything.
There's no oversight into how.
In Israel, we know that the.
What's that?
What do we know, Larry?
Tell me.
That the Mossad, nothing goes down without them knowing.
Yeah.
The Mossad is.
So that's why I think this whole thing is probably bullshit.
Now, I'm not saying that people didn't get killed
because I know they kill people left, right, and center.
Yeah, they have no problem.
To prove a point.
They've read about it.
That's no problem.
We've talked about two incidents that happened.
We know what they did on 9-11.
We fucking all listen to that episode of the Larry Needles.
The Legend Leads.
Well, that Larry Needles classic.
Now watch this drive.
And so, you know, we're doing the same fucking thing now.
There's no way that they didn't know months in advance
that this shit was going to go down all the way around.
All the way down to probably to some news fucking caster.
Who profits from it, though?
That's something I don't understand.
Well, they all do.
Well, somebody's going to because you just
don't go to war for no reason, right?
No, you shouldn't.
You shouldn't go to war for no reason.
I mean, it's usually religion.
Yeah.
That's the majority of what?
And basically, this is kind of that.
Dude, what the fucking heater I'm going to have here.
Isn't it?
What's that?
I didn't like this heater.
I know you're about to, though.
I just saw them.
They're not actually.
It is about religion, isn't it?
I mean, they want to kill the Jews.
I was joking.
Right?
Yeah.
I mean, well, they want their land.
That's what they want.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
They think that that's word.
It's a land grab.
It was doled out.
Slash fucking Vendetta.
Well, it was doled out to the Palestinians and the Israelis.
And they didn't want to sign.
And we talked about that.
But it's not what it is, is that that place is going to.
We're going to get fucking killed because of this shit.
Well, once we start killing enough people
and start doing enough.
I mean, we're already.
There's 10 other things going on that everybody
forgot about that this is also distracting us from.
Everybody forgot about.
Hunter Biden.
Yeah.
He's getting let off and fucking nothing's
going to happen to him.
Everybody forgets about Ukraine.
Everybody forgets about everything else
because the next distraction came along.
It's the news.
But this one's really eaten up the fucking time, man.
We need to eat up the time.
This is fucking.
All they talk about on the news is this.
This is a war, though.
Yeah.
Like this is like a war.
This ain't no fucking Ukraine, Russia conflict.
People are hell bent on destroying each other.
And once we get involved, man, we just
got brought a whole new bag of people.
Yeah.
People do that like us.
Well, I think a lot of the.
For some reason, you know what the problem is?
We're going to have to fucking pay for these idiots
doing what they're doing.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't tell you to fucking float a boat to the Middle
East and start a conflict.
No, not at all.
But we had to pay for it anyway.
For some reason, the United States feels compelled,
no matter who's in a war, that whatever fucking Jagg-Offs
are fucked up, we have to step in and pay for everything
all of a sudden.
I mean, it's like, why in the fuck do we
have to put the bill for every fucking third world country
and second world country?
Because it's humanitarian.
It's an easy way to get rid of taxpayer money
so then you could steal.
That's all it is, man.
They launder it right back to these politicians.
I don't think they know.
They don't.
No, they do, man.
They show, I got a fucking thing.
I'm going to text it to you.
It's a list of the amounts of money
that came back from Ukraine from this so-called fucking thing
that's going on that came back to Biden, came back to Pelosi,
came back to Schumer, came back to fucking.
Listen, that doesn't shock me.
No, I know.
But it's millions and millions of millions of dollars, brother.
Oh, my god.
No, but it's going directly to these people.
OK, and what's the best way to do shit right in front of your face?
It's millions and millions of dollars.
But that's why the Ukraine thing can never end.
That's why they're never going to stop sending money there.
Because they want to have the money sent right back to them.
So Linsky's taking his piece and sending it right back to them.
What's the best way to get money sent to you?
I mean, you don't want a guy in a fucking suitcase
walking around with the cash is nothing anymore.
You can do transactions.
Yeah, but it's not fucking right to take money
from that. You're in charge of spending it and get it back.
No one you're going to get it back.
Yeah, but this is going on for fucking time.
Dude, I understand that.
I know that it's not a fucking new concept.
I'm just saying that it's fucked, man.
There's no way to change it unless we disband our government
and rebuild.
Right?
Yeah, and that's a lot of fucking work.
Well, it's a lot of planning and the way that our country spies
on us, it's very difficult to do anything in the dark.
You got everything's out in the fucking open.
Nothing good is done in the dark, man.
Jesus held no secrets, man.
If you didn't want to have something spread around the street,
don't tell Jesus.
Don't tell Jesus?
That guy's got a big mouth?
Yeah, he's got a big fucking mouth.
He'll say, well, if you wanted to keep it a secret,
why would you tell me then?
You dummy.
That's your own fault.
You think Jesus drinks too much and Jesus
is outtelling all the people's secrets?
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, well, it's just because.
You'll never believe that whore, Melissa.
She banged a black guy.
Man.
I don't know if she banged a moor.
But here's the thing, though.
He did it out of sheer honesty, drunk at a wedding
or straight as a fucking arrow.
Who?
Jesus, he could be sober as a judge and he doesn't have to be
at the bar drunk to talk.
He could be fall down drunk still.
He'll still talk.
He'll still talk shit?
Yeah.
It's man.
I don't trust this guy, Jesus, man.
Well, that's the thing, man.
You shouldn't do, you can trust him
if you're not doing shit that's not trustworthy.
I don't like this, though.
Jesus does, because he knows everybody's secrets, doesn't he?
He does.
What a burden.
It is a burden.
I mean, who does he talk to?
I feel bad for that guy.
Jesus is dumping his shit, honey.
He talks to God.
Huh?
He talks to God.
Oh, man, I don't think so.
God's too busy for that bullshit.
No, no.
Yeah, he is.
He's out playing golf or something.
He doesn't want to hear all them Jesus's bullshit.
He's got time.
Is that, can you believe this?
Mary Jo punched her mom in the mouth
and then kicked the baby.
Why would God go golfing anyway?
Every shot would be a fucking hole in one.
He'd go to every golf course in golfing 18.
I don't know.
I think hell's golf course, he'd probably have a problem.
Huh.
I don't know.
I think he'd still probably do pretty damn good.
Well, hopefully when you get there, you could play God.
Actually, you know, you gotta,
don't you have to ascend up to God, Jesus?
And then I don't know how the fuck that works.
How the fuck does that work, Larry?
Is there like a, it's like Donkey Kong?
It works, brother.
There's no way to God except through Jesus.
I picture like Donkey Kong.
Yeah.
There's just like God's all the way at the top.
Oh, I don't know about barrels.
I mean, we can use any sort of metaphor.
Yeah.
I mean flaming skulls.
Well, if we're using Donkey Kong, wouldn't it be barrels?
Oh, flaming crucifixes.
Okay.
Spinning at you, that'd be pretty cool.
You gotta jump over those.
And then there's like boiling holy water
that you have to dodge.
Drops on you?
Yeah.
And then we'll say that it's a priest,
so he's throwing like little kids at you.
It's a knock-off.
So here's the thing though, God doesn't need a priest.
Well, I mean, this is, we could be anything,
but I mean, yeah, he's throwing like little kids
two at a time at you.
They're like clawing at you.
This is, it's a dumb idea.
You know, we forgot to do last, we did it once
and then we didn't do it again was the.
Oh, Larry's book, Fortune Cookies.
Larry's Fortune Cookie Corner.
So why don't you, if you're a new listener,
tell them what you did in Psychopath.
I saved up like a couple of years worth of Chinese food
and I had like a drawer.
The cookies, no.
Chinese, well, we went and had Chinese food
a couple of years, you know, worth and with other people.
You saved the fortune.
And I saved the fortune cookies out of every
fucking fortune cookie and I threw them in a.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You saved the fortune cookie out of every fortune cookie.
I saved the fortune out of every cookie
and I threw them in the top drawer in my room
and then one day it was just full with these fucking things.
And I'm like, shit, I gotta throw these things
in the garbage, but they're so cool.
So I wrote them all down.
I wish you would have told me,
because I want to go over, I would like to review them
and go forward to take a look and try to get where it's from.
But that's fine, the etymology of it.
Okay, here's one that I got.
This is to refresh.
The last one was a drunk man says
what a sober man is thinking.
Yeah, we went over that one.
The next one after that says,
they say you are stubborn, you call it persistence.
That sounds like from profusious, man.
Even though it came from a paper and a cookie.
Read it again.
They say you are stubborn, you call it persistence.
So, you know, other people think you're stubborn
and you think that you're persistent.
We're just gonna repeat the fortune, aren't ya?
Thanks, ladies for that.
Those of you who don't know us.
Tell me how that goes.
So does that go for ladies or?
It just was directed at whoever was over.
You stubborn, what you call it, persistence.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, yeah.
They're kind of fucking vague.
They really are.
They're taking one vague negative meaning
and turning it into one other vague positive meaning.
It's really a dumb one.
Should we read another one, cause that one sucked?
That one wasn't that good.
All right.
Let's see what the next one was.
It's very funny though that you still, I can't believe,
I mean, and the funny thing is it's in a kitty cat notebook.
This one's for my wife.
This is for Mary specifically.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price
you can't resist.
And she's like, you know, this is so cheap.
I'm like, yeah, but you know what?
We don't need that fucking thing.
I don't care if it was free.
I don't wanna bring that shit on.
Yeah, you're like, I can get one $10 hooker,
10 $1 hooker.
Yeah.
Like what would you rather have?
10 $1 hooker.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, any dirt bag knows that answer.
I learned that one early.
That was a good one though.
I mean, hold with your heart what you value.
No, money ain't worth shit.
No.
It really isn't.
It doesn't make people happier.
I mean, it does, but.
No, it doesn't.
No, there's a lot of people that,
you know what's funny, man?
Like if your kid had a knee heart surgery
and you raised the money for it.
I'll give you an example.
I'll give you an example of someone who had a lot of money
and they weren't happy at all.
You could have talked about your first sugar daddy.
Everyone hated him.
Then he gave up everything and had nothing
and he was as happy as a pig in the shit.
Okay.
And that was Matthew from the Bible.
One of the apostles.
I mean, this is a real heavy episode with the Lord.
Here's what happened, man.
He was a tax collector.
Everyone hated him.
Fuckin' he really was hated in the whole.
He was a Jew that worked for the Romans.
You have to say it like that, Larry.
Collected taxes for the Jews.
And so they hated him.
So much connotation.
And then Jesus told him, follow me.
And he just gave up everything.
He had a fucking beautiful house.
So he got a cult.
He had all the money and he joined
and he went and followed Jesus.
Yeah, like a cult.
Like a cult.
Like Heaven's Gate shit.
But not.
I mean, they didn't have to wear the same nikes.
They were the same sandals maybe, but.
He had, this guy had fucking.
And who wrote this?
It's the Bible, man.
And who wrote it?
This probably, you know, Matthew, Peter, John.
They all wrote about this, man.
So all these guys with crazy white names
living in the Middle East.
Yeah.
Okay.
Simon.
Yeah.
Simon.
Yeah.
That's what you're gonna get in the Middle East, right?
That was their names, dude.
Why are you getting so angry?
Maybe they fucking.
That wasn't their names, man.
Maybe they fucking pronounced them differently, but.
What do you mean they pronounced?
How do you pronounce Matthew in Swahili
or whatever you're talking?
I don't know.
I'm sure it's not fucking.
I love how you think that Matthew Mark Luke and John
are in the middle of the Middle East.
I love that.
During what, the odds?
Like they weren't even barely any years.
And the odds if you're running into two of these guys,
and there's like 12 of them, isn't there?
Yeah.
I mean, they had to think these were guys
were fucking aliens.
Like who the hell's named Peter or whatever.
What about Judas?
People aren't walking around named Judas.
There's not that many people.
I think the Bible kind of ruined that name.
It sounded like Adolf.
Judas Priest, that's really it.
Yeah.
The Fanook metal player.
Adolf is an unpopular name too.
Well, I mean, I don't understand why.
It's a pretty cool name.
It's really a cool name.
Just because of what it's associated with.
You know, it's not like you name your kid HIV.
No, it's not really a name.
Well, you can make anything a name.
People name the kid Apple.
Something stupid.
Remember that lady that named her kid
methamphetamine rules?
No.
We talked about that.
How about Orangelo?
How about these two guys, Orangelo and Limangelo?
I was trying to think of how to say their names
because they're twins.
They're black NFL players.
This is now, I don't know how true this is.
Bobby was telling me this story.
All right.
In their name, Orangelo and, what did I say, the first one?
I don't know, man.
That didn't make it.
Anyway, sir, Limangelo.
Limangelo.
I mean, you're killing me over here, Larry.
What the fuck, man?
His name was named.
I mean, I am gonna come over there
and choke you out in a minute.
I'm trying to get better content.
He's ignoring.
No, this is funny.
Oh, okay.
Now you remember?
Yeah.
All right, great.
Thanks be to God.
These two NFL guys, African-American.
You already said this part.
And their moms named them Limangelo and Orangelo.
I mean, because when she was in the hospital having them,
she was eating orange jello and lemon jello.
And she named them basically
Limangelo and Orangelo.
I mean, I think you're...
But they fucking pronounce it Orangelo and Limangelo.
Yeah, I mean, this is why we need a producer.
This is alleged.
Yeah, I know.
A producer to back check you, Larry, when you get too high.
I mean, that sounds like the most...
What did you do?
Kick your mic stand or something?
No, what?
See that big spike right there?
I didn't do anything.
See, wait.
I know, I can see the red right there.
And then you see like right where...
I see where it spiked.
I didn't do nothing.
Yeah, man.
No, but do you see back on your little track
on the bottom layer?
Yeah, I see on the track.
You could see where it's...
A minute or two back.
You must have got excited when I was telling that joke.
So yeah, Orangelo and Limangelo.
We're still pulling back to the story.
You're really good players, I heard.
You have know nothing about sports, too.
Right, it's just the funniest thing.
Which is the funniest thing.
Orangelo Johnson or something.
Orangelo?
Limangelo, you know, Orangelo.
You said the name wrong like seven times.
I know, it's so hard to say.
Well, then why did you bring the story up?
You don't even know if it's real.
You don't even know the names.
I mean, what is going on in that brain of ours?
Man, you don't know.
No, I do know what you said, what's going on?
Sounds like a fucking train wreck in there.
So they get monkey playing the cymbals.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
Doofus, what are you doing over there?
So yeah, man, it was fun last night playing.
We played the show.
Oh yeah, you did.
I don't know if I told you,
I want to shout out to the people from Starbucks, David,
Camille, Samantha.
Yeah, one more Larry, come on.
Jonah.
Are you making that one up?
No, man, that's their names.
They showed up last night at my gig, it was cool.
You know, these are the kids that work at Starbucks
in my area and they fucking are really cool.
They're really nice to me and they're fucking cool.
Don't give up so much information, all right?
And that's it.
That was a fun gig because of that.
And you know, Mary was there and Nina was there.
The usual.
No shirt, Nick was supposed to show up when he's stiff.
You have a fucking shitty out last night.
Yeah, it was.
Fucking bogus with this weather.
I'm tired of it already.
Well, I'll tell you what, man, it rained the whole time.
Did you were there?
Yeah, and then the Lord cleared the skies
when I had to unload my gear into the car, man.
Ooh, wow, dude.
You got the rainbows, bro.
That was dark out, so there's no rainbow.
She's a burning cross across the street.
Oh, no, I mean, whatever.
Sugar baby summer's over, man.
What are you gonna do now?
Sugar baby winter, bitch.
You hear ugg boots.
It's outside shoveling the snow for Mary.
Hey, man, someone's gotta do it.
Yeah, I know it to you.
Well, better late, I mean, fucking A.
I do minimum shoveling.
Yeah.
I do that.
I do know that, because your driveway's gravel.
The only people on the block with gravel.
My driveway's back to grass.
Half of it is grass, and the other half is gravel.
It's like that show life after people.
I don't know what that is.
It shows like a building, you know, like 50 years later.
100 years later.
Yeah, but it's overgrown like trees growing through it.
People actually live in this house, Larry lives.
There's tenants.
I like that they're people, but they're still alive.
You're out in the front, smoking weed,
fucking building a bike or something, doing something weird.
The fucking in nature's reclaiming my fucking asphalt
and my fucking driveway.
Yeah, you should probably cut the grass in the driveway.
Like literally growing out of the driveway.
It's not a good look.
Oh, I think it kind of, I do like the look.
I don't.
I don't think the neighbors do either.
It's more natural.
It looks hillbilly.
I know.
You have like a bike out there and then these.
Not anymore cause of James, man.
Do you have another bike?
Oh, well, you know.
I keep that.
I gotta lock my new bike.
I put it in the garage or I gotta lock it
on a fucking chain outside my house.
Yeah, that's fucking bull.
Fucking bitch.
That's all right, though.
You know, I got the apartments down there
and any dirt bag, any random asshole could steal my bicycle
and it's somebody that I know.
It just goes in figures, you know.
Literally, there's like 400 people down the street.
They stole my bike and they didn't.
Never.
If people walk by and they don't steal it.
Anyways, that's a whole other world.
Yeah, we all know people like that.
Yeah, I'm sitting right with one right now.
Yeah.
You got my fucking bike stolen before, asshole.
Did I?
Yeah, my fucking cruiser.
That was my dad's with the ape hanger handlebars
and the five speed and you're like, oh, it was locked up.
They pulled it off the pole and you came back all high
and I'm like, you fucking asshole.
My green and white bike.
I remember this.
Yeah, it was the balloon tires, it was the beach cruiser.
I plead the fifth, I don't remember.
It was the best bike I ever fucking had.
Yeah.
I traded that bike for a fucking saxophone.
You're such an asshole.
Oh, now you just bring up shit.
Dude, what the fuck is with the area of grievances?
What did I do?
You don't even remember.
That's how much I mean to you.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
I have to look at your ugly mug.
How many hours a week?
I mean, and then we do stupid show together, come on.
Yeah, but.
You could wear a mask.
So can you.
Fuck you.
You're the one that has a problem with me.
I don't have a problem, I'm just saying.
You just said.
I mean, we can fucking fight it out, man.
I will move the mic.
Dude, man.
Dude, man, that's what I thought.
Sucker, we'll move that table over.
Eat it, bitch.
And I will choke you out.
He'll choke my chicken.
Like yesterday's, oh geez, that's probably what you want.
Keep on doing his thrust right to my face, you weirdo.
Whatever.
Get the fuck out of here.
I wanted to do.
It's another crotch McGraw move.
What, yeah, trying to face fuck your friends?
Hey, I didn't say that, man.
So that's the only thing you'll be choking.
You ain't gonna fucking choke me.
I'll fucking break your arm into another move, man.
That's the funniest thing I've heard today.
I did the move better than anybody in the class who saw.
Who told you this?
I fucking saw.
You told them.
I watched what you did.
I watched what Dave did.
I watched what Sonny did.
Oh, really?
You think you're better than Sonny now?
No, no.
I'm gonna tell him that.
I tried to emulate what Sonny did.
I hope he kicks you right in the fucking nuts, dude.
See how you like this?
Sonny's the only guy that did it better than me, really.
Oh, the teacher, the instructor.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm gonna work you over Tuesday, Larry.
Oh, I work your ass over.
I'm ready.
You do fucking wrist grabs, dude.
I'm gonna give you a bear hug.
I'm gonna just go slam your bitch ass.
You know what?
I'm kind of excited because this pack of cigarettes
that I have here, Mary's normally been nailing them down
and I've been really riding her.
And it's been like going on two days
because she hasn't been smoking like crazy.
So I'll be done smoking in a minute when this pack is done.
Because as soon as she stops hounding me to buy a pack,
I won't buy anymore.
She floats like a fiend.
And then I will kick your ass all over the fucking room.
Get out of here.
You know, that's how you got to the end of the story
by saying you're gonna quit smoking
and then you can beat me up.
No, it's filling time while you walked out of the room, man.
It felt like a fucking excuse to be Larry.
That was a professional guy filling time
when you walked out of the room
to go get a cigarette butt out of an ass.
I walked out of the room
and you talked about how you can kick my ass.
No, I didn't say that part
until you came back into the room.
Oh, so I can hear it?
I feel all the rest of that time with your fucking
filling fucking content.
Fill it up after bullshit about it.
Interesting content.
Gonna work you over.
Do some new content.
Kick right in the fucking side of the knee.
That's what they call me, man.
Kid content.
Jesus Christ.
The content kid.
Used to fucking ride with Kid Carson.
Who the fuck is that?
Jack, Doc Holliday and shit.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, can you really just date yourself
even older every week?
Kid Carson.
I mean, I think that's from like the 20s or the 30s.
It's from the 1800s, brother.
He's a cowboy.
I mean, you can fucking, well, okay.
I'll give you that then.
Those are TV shows you used to watch?
No, those are actual real people from history.
Doc Holliday.
You know the aces and aides dead man hand?
Yeah.
They called the dead man hand.
Yeah, they say about it.
That was the fucking hand.
Or ace of spades.
I think it was, I think that was the hand.
I think it was Doc Holliday.
He got killed with, yeah.
Yes.
That was the hand in his hand.
That's the hand he died holding.
Yes.
That was the hand in his hand.
That was the hand of cards he was holding in his hand
while he died.
Dude, how about, man, I wanna,
I wanna get on the list of bang Britney Spears.
See your dancing with knives and shit, dude.
That's awesome.
So just bang anything.
Can't have a fucking little of miasma
of different pills and shit to get her all whacked
out in different ways.
Well, probably uppers in the morning,
downers in, you know,
or whatever in the middle and then downers at night.
Spanish fly during the day.
You Bill Cosby?
Spanish fly.
Jesus, man.
Do they make that shit?
It's a real.
Spanish fly?
Yeah, I don't think it's real.
I mean, I don't think it's an aphrodisiac.
I mean, I think Rufi was work better than a Spanish fly.
Well, I'd rather have the bitch be awake.
I don't think Spanish fly knocked him out.
She can move around and fuck it shit.
It's like the funky Comedina with that toe-moke.
I want her to be able to jiggle around and move.
I want her to be knocked out from Rufi.
Super horned up, that's what you want.
Yeah.
All right, there's nothing wrong with that, man.
I mean, if that's what you want.
Slipper, offer a fucking.
I mean, should we beep this out?
Offer a drinking fucking.
Man, are you talking about drugging women?
I mean, you really are on this feminism kick lately.
Assaulting women and now you're drugging them.
I didn't assault women just cause you think I assaulted her.
Woman, you assaulted one woman.
Not multiple, I think you'd have a problem.
They probably all beat you up.
Oh man.
I'd pay to see that.
You just fight 10 chance.
I didn't assault her, man.
I was hitting her in the ass.
With a fucking implement.
No, that sounds even worse, man.
Why, no, I realize it when I said it.
Yeah, I mean, I should call the cops on you.
If there's anybody that's involved
with law enforcement that's listening.
423.
If there's anyone listening in law enforcement,
I want you to know that this bitch was like 50 or something.
It wasn't like, you know, some sort of unconcerned thing.
Here we go back to what Larry's talking about,
that all the women can't get sexually assaulted.
If I said there were,
could I spank you with one of those planks
that they chop in half?
Well, that would just be.
She might say yeah, though.
How do you know?
I don't know, you never know.
She looked like she was down for anything.
Well, I might say yeah, but she never know.
She looked like she was down for a fucking good time.
So you just gonna start spanking a lady in class
with a pad?
I know, I'm just, with a pad.
This is way to pre-v.
With one of those boards that they crack in half.
Something a little harder than the pad.
You want to hit her with wood?
I mean, what's worse?
I mean, at this point in time.
The wood, because the fiberglass is probably better.
It won't break.
This is like some Ted Bundy shit.
All of a sudden he went for his fake,
hitting her in the ass with a pad
to hit her with a piece of wood.
No, I'm saying if you suggested that,
she's the kind of chick that might say yeah.
And you got this from just meeting her once?
You can tell.
Yeah, I can tell.
She's a freak.
Yeah.
She wants to be spanked in front of her.
Here's the thing, man.
I stayed after her for a minute and talked to her.
I'm not sure if she's spanked in front of her.
I stayed after her for a minute and talked to her
while you were in the car.
Your marriage, remember this, Larry?
I know.
And she was just chatting with everybody
and she seemed like a nut.
So I figured she's crazy.
You were completely attracted to her.
She's crazy.
She's like, I'm going to talk to her for 15 more minutes
and make needles wait in the car.
Yesterday's tomatoes.
What the fuck, dude?
Isn't that cool?
And then you nonchalantly walked to the car.
Ah, I was talking with fucking Jung Lee or whatever her name is.
What the fuck, dude?
I'm just sitting here waiting.
She had a regular name.
How did she?
She had just like Matthew and Mark and...
Summer Flower or something like that?
No.
Cherry Blossom?
Her name's close.
Her name is Jadsman.
Oh, okay, I see.
Very close.
Summer Flower.
I tell you, you can't trust the enemy.
No, you're right.
She might be playing another fucking plant in our clan.
And that's the first thing out of your mouth.
It's like, yeah, I was talking to that new chain.
You're like, you know that's the enemy there.
What's wrong with you?
Oh yeah, I don't trust those people.
Still, I mean, I shouldn't...
That's who's technically...
Generations removed.
You think she's still fucking under the influence?
Yeah, the Chinese and the Japanese,
they sit on their haunches and they wait to spring.
Like a tiger in the bushes.
Or actually, like a tiger in a rice paddy.
And then they get you when you're slipping, dude.
It's hidden tiger jumping, fucking lying or whatever.
Hidden tiger assaulting woman that's in the game.
Exactly.
I was like, watch out for this guy.
So you know what?
I'll fight that chicken guy.
Oh man, Larry.
I mean, I know you will gingerly, you will too.
Very gingerly.
You loved it.
Now that I know the rules and shit, I didn't know.
Not to hit him in the ass.
Yeah.
I mean, someone told you...
I mean, you're like the 30s with you.
You can't be touching women, Larry.
Speaking of 30s, who is this girl?
I can never remember your name.
How about if I just call you doll and she's like, okay.
Who?
I don't know.
I can't remember her name.
You said that to her?
Some chick last night that's always had one of our gigs and I can never remember her
name.
Why didn't you ask?
I did and I forgot again.
Well, why didn't you ask again?
And why didn't you ask Steamboat?
I keep forgetting.
It's one of them people you just can never remember the name.
Well, I hope she's not listening.
Very sorry.
Probably not.
I never told her about the show.
So she stumbles on it.
Fuck whatever.
I don't know.
It's what happens.
I mean, whatever.
I mean, you're forgetting people's names.
You're assaulting.
You're really starting to lose your mind.
We have to put you at home soon.
So you can at least do all under one roof.
You can assault women and do your shit.
In those homes, man, it's pretty fucking dope.
They pass out by aggra and shit.
You're having orgies, those people.
How do you know if you ever seen one?
That's what happens.
I mean, I've heard about this.
Yeah.
It's crazy, some of them.
What else do they have to do?
Nothing, man.
You got nothing to do.
I mean, I know that STD runs rampant or STIs or whatever.
They call them the runs rampant.
Yeah, everyone's got UTIs and STDs and fucking everything else.
Everybody's just all diseased up.
Yeah, Chlamydia.
Oh, can't keep their hands off each other.
Talk, man.
They have for whatever, fucking, people needing pap smears.
What?
I don't know, man.
I mean, geez, you're a real fucking doctor today.
You got a lot going on for you there, pap smears.
Fuck, dude.
Oh.
Isn't that a procedure they do in the vagina?
Yes, Larry.
That's a procedure they do in the vagina.
I thought so.
Like a child.
At least you didn't say butthole.
Oh, man.
I know that's not it.
No, you know that's not it.
But no, it's funny that he picked you to fight the girl.
It really makes me smile.
Well, it shows that he trusts me that I'm not a fucking offender.
Once I was reprimanded, I didn't fucking laugh.
What type of reprimand?
Once I realized what was going on.
Oh, yeah, you just changed your story there.
You're just getting ready for the cops.
I never did it again after that.
Once he said, hi, Larry.
And I went, huh?
And I hit her again.
Well, anybody was looking.
And he says hi.
And I'm like, what?
And I hit her again.
And he's like, hi, dude.
Oh.
He's like, you can't.
And then finally I got it when he said you can't hit her there.
No, he told us this already.
I mean, how many times do you want to tell him you're a salty and witty?
It doesn't take a long time at all.
You can do is look to your left and see what we're doing.
We're literally doing it right next to you.
So fucking weird if I'm hitting Dave in his ass.
Don't you think like that?
I think Sonny hit me in the ass.
That's a good way to, you know what I mean?
Now you're bringing down him with you.
No, because there's real rat shit.
It was time for me to kick and all that shit.
That's when I had to work with Sonny because he knew that I would fucking kill that shit.
That I was a powerful puncher.
Now that makes me.
He can just tell you're a powerful puncher.
Yeah, man.
He's held the pads for me.
Oh yeah.
He's so amazed by Larry's strength and power.
He went, he went, damn.
You're so strong.
You went, damn.
You're so strong, Larry.
Is that what he was saying?
You're here?
I hit the pad and he went, damn, dude, shit.
He's like your fly's open.
Damn, you kick like a girl.
Nah, man.
He was like, fuck, man.
My hand hurts through the pad.
Get the fuck out of here.
Man, I don't know.
Smoking courage over there and talking shit.
That's what you're smoking.
Jesus, man.
I gotta give you a hit off of that stuff.
No, that's funny though.
It is fun though, man.
I want to fucking go out and spar.
Like with people on the streets.
You can do it to homeless.
I want immigrants.
We can spar against immigrants.
They might be fucking formally trained though because most of them are here as UN soldiers.
Okay, well, this is another thing.
Just waiting for the phone call or the text to fucking snap into action and kill everybody.
Is this something that you believe in highly?
I fucking, that's something I know.
Okay, I mean, there is.
Why are all these motherfucking military guys here?
Which way do they lean these immigrants, do you think?
Well, no, they ask them, what are you doing here?
And a lot of them are saying I'm a UN soldier.
Okay.
So, you know, they're living in fucking times.
That's unsettling.
Yeah, very unsettling.
Very, very unsettling.
But I heard they're getting like, I think it was five or maybe even seven Gs a month.
Well, in some cases, $9,000.
Dude, man, that's fucking, that's good money.
And you know, and also Biden told the banks to fucking don't question these people when
they want loans.
Well, what do you mean, well, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Are you some kind of commie?
What the fuck can I do?
No, you didn't.
Man, those are fucking fighting words.
Needles is a commie.
You're a son of a bitch.
If you say that, I'm gonna rip you off that goddamn couch.
You almost got me to say it.
I'm glad you didn't.
I know.
I'm trying to bite my tongue with this idiot.
Thank you for making me those changes hard.
Dealing with this retard and this idiot over here.
Man, bring out the nastiness in me.
Talking shit.
Fucking asshole.
You want to do your hit list?
Um, sure, man.
We can do that.
If I could, uh, where it is.
What's that?
Oh, you're a fucking list?
What the fuck?
It's usually right there.
We'll just do a truncated straight up.
Oh shit, okay.
Everybody's great and we're glad that anybody who's listening is listening.
Oh yeah, thank you very much.
We had a...
Yeah, and I know that Ross is listening.
I know Tiffany's listening.
I know...
Matt.
...Math is listening for sure.
Oh, Jay.
Jerry, Jay.
Uh, Chris.
Chris, these are the people that...
Our people are...
...spend to me and say nice job.
Yeah.
We're what the fuck?
And fans that we've had from the beginning.
So we're gaining a little memento too, which is awesome.
Thank you for listening.
Well, here's the other thing.
Yeah, man.
We're building up...
We're working on our second million worth of followers.
Second.
Because the first million didn't tune in.
So now we're just going to start on the first, second million.
So we're almost up to, like, I don't know, 15 million followers.
No, something like 12 followers now.
No, we have like a thousand...
Okay, let's get out of this.
We're getting up there.
We're getting the numbers higher, Matt.
It's really exciting because we have almost a thousand followers now.
We want to thank you people because it's because you guys tuning in and it's fucking amazing
and we love you.
And, you know, we're just doing it because we want to do it, but it's really fucking
kick ass that people are actually listening.
I'm just going to ramble on today.
Yeah, dude.
This is sometimes what happens.
Did you just rambling on stoned?
Yeah.
Okay.
So we just want to, yeah, say thanks for tuning in and I really appreciate it, man.
It's fucking great.
It kicks ass.
I fucking love it.
You guys are a special kind of people and I don't mean special education class either.
I mean, actually special.
Now you're demeaning the people that listen.
No, I'm not, man.
I'm saying that they're fucking great.
Okay.
You guys are great.
Okay.
Needles can't understand English.
So next time I'm going to do it Mandarin.
No, I'm not going to speak English.
I'm going to do it Mandarin so you can understand next time.
How about after groveling in apology HIV Charlie makes TV come back?
He's HIV Charlie.
What do you think?
Charlie Sheen?
Oh, that's great.
It's like the headline of the national or in the first page of the National Enquirer.
What a great rag this thing is.
Yeah.
Let me tell you, sorry I got distracted for a second.
No, it's okay.
Speaking of HIV Charlie, though, I want to also say thank you for the studio time to
the Tom's free clinic, veterinarian and car service joint.
You guys are the best.
You really are.
And thanks for clearing that shit up for me with my car.
I appreciate that.
And the cat.
And your colonoscopy all on the same day.
If you do your scheduling right, you can get all that shit done and kill three birds
with one stone at Tom's.
Truly a one stop shop.
Charlie Sheen's been there.
I mind just went blank for a second.
What do you call it?
Shit.
Oh, shit on a shingle.
Yeah, I forgot.
What's wrong, man?
Nothing.
I don't know what's on this shit.
I completely fucking my mind just went blank.
That happens all the time with needles.
This fucking mind is a lot of blank space up in that bitch.
It's like the void into the void.
You go in one of his ears and little fucking mini rocket ship and you're like, wow, look
at this place.
It's huge in here.
There's nothing in here.
Well, yeah, technically if you're in a mini spaceship and you go in my head, everything's
going to be huge.
Yeah, but there's an easy to fly around because there's nothing in the way.
Oh, so you're insinuating I don't have a brain.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, dude, that's how the joke works.
Gosh, what about my eyes and stuff?
Nothing connects.
Yeah, you see the backs of that shit.
You see the backs of my eyes.
You see your eyeballs and shit like that.
I mean, this has been a real joint heavy episode.
Let me tell you.
All right, let's end this bitch.
All right, yeah, seriously, thank you for tuning in.
Thanks for listening.
We love you.
We'll talk to you next time.
Have a great day.
I'm Larry and I'm Needle.
Peace.