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Time to get ready for the Larry Needles Show.

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Larry.

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And.

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Larry.

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And.

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Larry Needles Show.

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Okay, here we are everybody.

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Welcome to the Larry Needles Show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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All right, this is fucking great to be alive today.

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Yeah, you are okay, so we should talk about

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how you finally got to assault a woman at Krav Maga.

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Okay.

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I mean, and it really did assault her too,

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because what did the teacher, what did the, okay,

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so we were doing these train where you basically,

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you squat and then you have an attacker behind you

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with a pad.

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So you're squatting and you don't know when the guy's

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gonna push you.

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So Kiki and I were doing ours and Larry and what was her name?

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No, I thought it was Dave.

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Kiki wasn't there.

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Oh, it was Dave, yeah.

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So our numbers, man.

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My, I forgot the numbers guy.

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He wasn't in class yesterday.

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I think he's gearing up for, you know what I mean,

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for the civil war.

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He probably had a report to Israel.

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Go back to the motherland.

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You know, those fuckers are, oh no, he's too old.

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He's too old.

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I think he's worth more here.

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Yeah, but he's two years older than me though.

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I think they got to stay legit until they're 40.

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I mean, I think you have to be in some sort of

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physical condition too.

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You'd even be too old.

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But some sort of physical condition.

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Well, they stayed, they got to stay, you know, ready to go.

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I think.

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Yeah, once you're in, you're in for life.

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So then, so whatever, okay, so you distracted me

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from my story, but yeah, so this woman,

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who doesn't weigh, she probably weighs like 90 pounds.

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Yeah, if that.

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Yeah, and she's like skin and bones.

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Yeah.

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And we're doing like these squats and then we'll do squats.

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We face away from the attacker.

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She's a flexible bitch though.

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I know, I saw.

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And you hit him with the pad.

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And what did, what did the sonny tell you?

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So here's what was happening.

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She's doing the squats in front of me

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and she's sticking out her ass and I'm hitting her in the ass.

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When you're supposed to be hitting her in the back.

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Knocking her forward.

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Well, I didn't know that.

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What do you mean you didn't know that?

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Well, I'm, her ass was the closest.

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Man, the smile on your face right now.

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I mean, the proclivities you have is a sexual deviant.

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Her ass was the closest thing.

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I mean, you can't just assault women in our classes.

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Sonny's like, Hey Larry, a little higher.

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And I'm like, huh?

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And I'm fucking at you with a couple more times.

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He's like, Hey, you got to hit her higher.

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Oh, I get it.

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I said, we're literally four feet away from you.

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And you didn't even look over at us.

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That's how high you are.

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You're like in your own little world.

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Assaulting women in our crowd of McGon class.

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This is a new low Larry.

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So then I started like, where were you?

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Where was Dave hitting you?

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In the back.

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Okay, I didn't know the lower the back

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in the lower back, try to push you forward.

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Oh, yeah.

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I try to have sex with you with a pad

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living vicariously through this pad.

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Oh man.

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That's all right though.

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You didn't get beat down this time.

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But yeah, it's a pension for this.

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I have a feeling if anyone knows Kung Fu, it's this bitch.

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Kung Fu.

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Yeah.

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She's Japanese.

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What the fuck?

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Isn't that I don't come through?

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Japanese martial arts like ninjas.

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I think I don't think Chinese people.

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That's karate.

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Japanese, what was Bruce Lee?

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I don't know man.

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He was fucking Japanese.

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Was he?

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I think so.

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Now you're saying you think so.

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So you don't even know.

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I don't know man.

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I don't know.

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I'm asking you.

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Well, I just told you I didn't know.

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I'll look it up really quick.

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Because those guys, you know,

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they have different forms of martial arts and shit.

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And even though she weighs 86 pounds, she might fucking.

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She got hit by a car too.

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That's the best.

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We said we talked about that last week.

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It's very nonchalant.

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She was like, yeah, that guy got hit by a car.

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And you're like, did your car have my guy help?

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And she said, yeah.

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Yeah, what are you fighting a car lady?

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Well, no, she was able to jump and fucking

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jump on top of the hood in.

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Hong Kong.

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That's China, right?

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Yeah.

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So yeah, whatever.

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But yeah, no, that's it.

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It's very funny.

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Yeah, no, so you finally got to assault a lady.

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It was so funny that he wouldn't let you touch

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his head with Svetlana.

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But he had no problems with you fighting him.

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I know.

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You finally found a worthy man to uphold it.

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She held 90 pounds where it could kick your ass.

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Well, another thing is, is, you know,

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she's a little older and less of a chance of her saying,

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he blah, blah, blah or something, you know.

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Why is that?

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Older women can't get sexually assaulted.

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No, they can.

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But here's the thing.

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There's more, the younger generation already has it

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in their head that, hey, I can cash in

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and fucking making up some bullshit.

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Larry, your socks, literally, you know,

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the elastic around your socks, it's non-existent.

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Your socks hang down and you do this weird thing

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where you stretch them out.

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So they look like those, like a cup with something,

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like a big straw in the middle.

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It's just like sitting at the bottom of your ankle.

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This was funny.

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So master, I love saying master Nelson

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last night taught the class.

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Yeah, how was he?

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It was amazing.

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But he's like, where's Larry?

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Did you tell him I wanted to be there?

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Which is even your real name, which is very funny.

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Did you tell him I really wanted to be there?

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Well, we said that he's playing at a CBD farm.

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And man, I wish I could remember the exact thing.

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Yeah, exactly.

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He's like, it doesn't surprise me.

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He just thinks you're a drug addict.

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So I mean, we went in there the first day,

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just reeked and smoked a joint in the car.

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We clam baked and then went to a class

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where there was like young kids.

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And the place where now one person smokes.

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Yeah, no, nobody smokes weed in that place.

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Or anything.

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No, probably not ever going there,

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smelling the heaters and fucking weed.

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They could smell if you did a yard fire earlier today.

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I mean, these fuckers don't smoke anything.

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That's all right though.

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It's a good time.

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I don't like getting stoned before we go anymore though.

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Oh man, I wanted to be there for him.

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That guy, now that guy looks like the kind of guy

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that has already probably ripped a few people's throats out.

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He's probably murdered somebody.

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And he'll be nonchalant.

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Behind like last call back in the day.

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Yeah.

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You know?

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He was a bouncer he said.

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Oh yeah, all right.

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Perfect job.

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I mean, come on.

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If you're gonna kick some ass and be a bouncer,

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you might as well know karate.

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Some drunk smarts off the liver shot.

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It's the best way to beat ass.

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Think about that.

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The guy was drunk and he came at me

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so I kicked him in the throat.

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Really hard.

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You can really live your fan at your roadhouse fantasies.

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You're playing Patrick Swayze.

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He kinda looks like him.

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He kinda does.

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Yeah, not what you said that.

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What did I think about?

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Fuck.

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Hell yeah, he fucking, man,

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he worked the shit out of us last night.

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Did he?

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Oh yeah, this guy, he's fucking.

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Yeah, I wanted to be there.

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The taco twins were like,

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Jesus, you know they're probably like,

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fuck this shit, right?

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Well no, they wanted to stand in his class, yeah,

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whatever, Sony's cool.

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So my fucking kid.

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No, but not to cut you off from the story.

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You know, he just did, but that's fine.

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I will remind you, you're gonna say,

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I know.

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But the taco twins don't love the push ups

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and all that shit.

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Well yeah, I mean, there's a reason

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we call them the taco twins.

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They're not the skinny minis, right?

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I mean, between the both of them,

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it's like they weigh as much as you and I.

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Yeah, we got the taco twins in the chopstick.

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Hang on here, next part.

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Oh, so my kid's in the phase now

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where he's into these nuts

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and that's what she said.

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Even though he doesn't know

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what that's what she said means.

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That's funny.

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So.

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That's fucking hilarious.

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The funniest part is that, oh yeah,

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where's that joint at?

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The funniest part is that he doesn't know

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like how to use them.

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Right.

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So I'm like.

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He's applying it wrong.

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Yeah, he's so leaving the wrong vernacular

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associated with the D's nuts joke.

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That's funny.

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Which makes it even more funny.

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Well, you know what, when we were hitting the golf balls,

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he did a couple to me that didn't make any sense at all.

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I said, dude, that's not even funny.

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And he's just like, so.

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Yeah, that's why they're funny.

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Just like his dad just laughing at his own shit.

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Yeah.

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I go, they gotta make sense, bro.

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You don't care.

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I mean, he pulled off, what are you doing?

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And I'm like, I'm getting ready for dinner.

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He's like, D's nuts.

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I'm like, that's hilarious.

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I'm like.

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So they'll just be like the random shit.

272
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And he's like, oh, you didn't score that goal.

273
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Looks like we're playing FIFA together.

274
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He's like, D's nuts.

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I'm like, man, just keep on doing that.

276
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I'm like, this is gold.

277
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But it's my call or I talked to him today

278
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and I'm like, if you've learned any good D's nuts jokes.

279
00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,280
He's like, oh yeah, this and that

280
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says a couple, they're just horrible.

281
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I'm like, go up to your mom.

282
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Tell him to do CDs.

283
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That's why I said, I'm like, hey, mom,

284
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have you seen those CDs?

285
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And he's like, CDs nuts.

286
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And it's like, it was like a Benny Hill.

287
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You could hear him just like get up and run around.

288
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She's chasing him.

289
00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,520
He's just like laughing while she's chasing him.

290
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,000
She's like, what the fuck?

291
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,320
And then that's what she said, or even better,

292
00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,320
because he has no clue.

293
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I mean, no inkling of what that's what she said means.

294
00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:19,760
So those are even better because what do you do?

295
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,600
It's just like the D's nuts.

296
00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,560
I'm getting, what are you doing?

297
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I'm getting laundry out.

298
00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,400
That's what she said.

299
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I'm like, all right.

300
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,560
I mean, these are just great, man.

301
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I'm like, keep them coming.

302
00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,000
I liked when he was acting up

303
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,800
when we were having lunch in that bar,

304
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,480
which is appropriate to have your nine year old son

305
00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,120
in the bar and fucking.

306
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,560
It was, it was a restaurant.

307
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It was a bar slash restaurant.

308
00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,200
Yeah, I mean, children were also there.

309
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,040
Yeah, they were.

310
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,360
And he's acting wild and shit.

311
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And I go, oh my God, here comes a hot looking

312
00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,120
nine year old chick this way.

313
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And he like fucking got all.

314
00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,720
Fuck off.

315
00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:01,400
Yeah, he looked and I'm like, I got you, man.

316
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,400
Quit saying weird shit.

317
00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,760
No, shoot.

318
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,600
I hit that.

319
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:13,600
Oh, no, it's just funny that I was thinking, like, oh.

320
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,320
That's what she says are great.

321
00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,080
Yeah, they are when they're used right.

322
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:19,240
But when it's from a nine year old,

323
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,240
there doesn't know what's going on.

324
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,200
I have the ultimate best.

325
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,360
That's what she said.

326
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,320
I had my hair was really long

327
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,040
and it was like two feet long.

328
00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:31,520
And I went to the barber and there was some chick

329
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,600
my wife knew and it was all women in there.

330
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:38,280
And I just had her put it in two rubber bands on each side,

331
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,040
like Frank's Appa style.

332
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,440
All the pain tails.

333
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,680
Yeah, and just cut those off and give them

334
00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,520
to the cancer patients because my hair was real long

335
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,720
and it was never like for love and shit.

336
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:50,840
Yeah.

337
00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:54,320
And the in the girl that was cutting my hair said,

338
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,120
they usually want 12 inches, but they'll take six.

339
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,600
And I go, that's what she said.

340
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,760
And the whole fucking place filled with ladies just died

341
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:03,920
laughing because.

342
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,880
Oh, look at you, Larry.

343
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,480
Yeah, it was a perfect fucking.

344
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,560
That's what she said.

345
00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,800
But they usually want 12 inches, but they'll take six.

346
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,080
Obviously this is stuck in your car.

347
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:13,960
Oh yeah.

348
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,240
And I was just like, man, I never been set up.

349
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,160
There was a lob.

350
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,560
I hit that motherfucker out of the park, man.

351
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:23,560
Oh, boy.

352
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,960
Fucking Mr. X sent me something.

353
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,280
Yeah.

354
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,920
He sent me an interesting thing and it was all about how.

355
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,440
Edgar Casey or no?

356
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,160
No, no, not Edgar Casey.

357
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,000
I want to talk about that.

358
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,840
Interesting too.

359
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,160
Yeah, I want to do some more information.

360
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:45,320
Did you see fucking Biden took a picture with the guys

361
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,960
from Delta Force and put all their faces on it?

362
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,320
Yes, yes.

363
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,200
What?

364
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:55,120
I mean, now you're giving up American soldiers lives

365
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,920
for a photo opportunity and nobody thinks.

366
00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,200
For a photo opportunity with the fake president

367
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,760
of a guy that's playing Biden.

368
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:07,360
And we're already gonna get deep into it already.

369
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,200
It's not even Biden.

370
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,080
And this guy fucking.

371
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,160
I forgot my tinfoil hat.

372
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,680
He goes and puts their faces on the internet.

373
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,600
These are secret fucking operatives.

374
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:18,440
Delta Force.

375
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,360
These guys are not supposed to be known.

376
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,920
They don't want their faces known ever.

377
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:24,760
Yeah, he's thinking.

378
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,920
And this dummy fucking.

379
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,920
He's overseas in Israel showing up to position

380
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,360
in the people that, you know, if somebody.

381
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,160
It just shows.

382
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,240
It's remarkable.

383
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,720
Well, it just shows how fucking stupid

384
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,720
that this administration is.

385
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,320
Like a photo opportunity.

386
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,160
That's how I look at it.

387
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,880
It's just worth more than American lives.

388
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,000
You think bath house Spurry would know better?

389
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,440
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't think he's, you know, whatever.

390
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,960
He's, I don't know what he's running.

391
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,200
Him and Big Mike, he got other things going there.

392
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:59,720
But how, they had the fucking, what do you call it?

393
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,600
The secret service or somebody had to tell them

394
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,320
to take it down.

395
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,120
That's how stupid they are.

396
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,520
Like they couldn't realize that this is national security

397
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,360
shit.

398
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,480
And then they're just like, oops, our bad.

399
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,400
We got this top secret spy.

400
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,760
And by the way, we're going to post this face

401
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,600
on the presidential website.

402
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,720
You don't think that somebody already got a picture of it?

403
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,560
Oh yeah.

404
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,400
By the time they've, you know what I mean?

405
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,240
Like people are just waiting.

406
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:25,680
We're taking screenshots by every operative in the fucking world.

407
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,280
So thanks to the Biden administration

408
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,880
for a real huge fuck up work.

409
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:29,880
Forget those guys killed.

410
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,240
For almost killing American civilians.

411
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,840
And they're going to get those guys.

412
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,080
They're already fucking dead men walking because of that.

413
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,360
Well, there's some bad shit going on in the Middle East.

414
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:44,880
If, God forbid, and I hope they don't, let's say a prayer,

415
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:50,920
dear God, put a hedge of please, first of all, dear God,

416
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,160
thank you for everything.

417
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,040
Hey Larry, come on.

418
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,880
We're in the middle of a gig here in the frame.

419
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,960
Put a hedge of protection around these dudes

420
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,120
that got exposed by this dummy.

421
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,400
And you know, just so.

422
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:03,900
Amen.

423
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:04,800
Yeah, amen.

424
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,920
Through Christ our Lord.

425
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,000
Ambulance, man.

426
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,360
Jesus, thank you.

427
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,640
Hey, fuck you, man.

428
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,320
These guys need prayers.

429
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,520
Real Christian of you.

430
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,200
After you pray.

431
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,920
Let me tell you, Larry, you're just abiding by every rule,

432
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,080
aren't you?

433
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,520
Because yeah, these guys need a hedge of protection

434
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,440
around them from the Lord now, because this guy exposed

435
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,080
their face.

436
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,400
Normally, they'd be able to walk right up on the guy

437
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,440
and slit his throat.

438
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,960
Now the guy knows what they look like.

439
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,800
Remember when Geraldo once saw the troops

440
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,600
and he gave up their location?

441
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,640
Yeah.

442
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,200
Was that Afghanistan?

443
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:37,720
I think so.

444
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,120
Maybe?

445
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:38,760
I don't know the example there.

446
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,760
He would travel all around with the troops,

447
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,160
so actually he would travel with his brother.

448
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,840
And he actually gave up their location.

449
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:49,760
And I read a story about this, that the guys were so pissed

450
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,840
off because they knew about it.

451
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,800
They were going to meet him and shake his hands.

452
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,360
They would take their hands and put it down.

453
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,080
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

454
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,120
Back of their pants through their ass crack.

455
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:57,620
Yeah.

456
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,960
Get all the way to their gooch and then shake his hand.

457
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,360
Yeah.

458
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,800
And he couldn't stop shaking everybody's hand.

459
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,800
It would have looked bad if he did that.

460
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,840
Oh, man.

461
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,400
So he had like 1,000 soldiers ass on his hand.

462
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,040
1,000 assholes smears.

463
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,280
Dirty desert assholes.

464
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,440
We wish you 1,000 assholes smears.

465
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,440
Crazy.

466
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,440
But yeah, things aren't looking good in the Middle East,

467
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:19,940
are they?

468
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:20,920
No, man.

469
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,360
They never really do look that good in the Middle East.

470
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,680
But now they're really fucking looking bad.

471
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,920
Let me tell you, we have fucking destroyers out there.

472
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,520
We've intercepted.

473
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,000
Now we're involved because we intercepted missiles.

474
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,480
Yeah.

475
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:31,920
And what?

476
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,240
OK.

477
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,480
And another thing.

478
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,560
What the fuck is up with?

479
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,960
We're involved anyway, man.

480
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,800
We're fucking funding both sides.

481
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,760
And we're taking fucking percentage of everything.

482
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,400
Well, we always fund the enemies.

483
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,800
We fund them enough until they become our enemy.

484
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,600
Yeah.

485
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,840
We give them enough weapons until they turn on us.

486
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,340
Yeah.

487
00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:48,920
We found weapons.

488
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,420
We did.

489
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,720
They just stockpiled our shit and just used it against us

490
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,640
when we can.

491
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,240
Actually, they just hung a carrot out for us.

492
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,000
And we bit on it.

493
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,600
And we jumped right into the Middle East.

494
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:57,960
Well, no.

495
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,680
It's all planned out ahead of time.

496
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,960
They know this shit's going to happen.

497
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,240
I mean, the playbook will eventually come out in 20 or 30

498
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,040
years.

499
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:04,720
Maybe.

500
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,080
Hopefully, Edward Henry, you can write a book about it now.

501
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,960
Kind of getting intertwined.

502
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,440
I'm sure it's fucking.

503
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,440
He's right in the way.

504
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,960
I'm sure typing his ass out.

505
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,720
Well, I mean, it's not that difficult to find something

506
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:19,320
to write about.

507
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,280
No, no.

508
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,680
I mean, not.

509
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,320
Everybody saw what was going to happen.

510
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:27,360
But I wanted to come out with another two volume 900

511
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,120
and something pages each, motherfucking books.

512
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:30,720
That's a shit.

513
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,000
The 9-11 one is good.

514
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,640
Yeah.

515
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:38,760
But so now you just jump into another war.

516
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,200
This one is the outcome.

517
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,840
Jump in with both fucking feet.

518
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,480
No, no.

519
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,480
We only have one foot because the other foot's funny.

520
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,680
Because the other foot's in the grave.

521
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,280
Yeah.

522
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,560
And then we're just pissing on the American people.

523
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,060
Yeah.

524
00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:52,320
One foot in Ukraine, one foot in Israel.

525
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,160
I mean, I'm not political.

526
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,120
You know, those are all Biden and the rest

527
00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:01,320
of these crooked motherfucking politicians,

528
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,560
Republican and Democrat included,

529
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,440
that were they just laundered their money

530
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:10,320
and it's their fucking corrupt legal playground in Ukraine,

531
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,360
in Israel, and everything.

532
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,760
There's no oversight into how.

533
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,360
In Israel, we know that the.

534
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:17,720
What's that?

535
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,440
What do we know, Larry?

536
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,040
Tell me.

537
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,120
That the Mossad, nothing goes down without them knowing.

538
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:22,680
Yeah.

539
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,480
The Mossad is.

540
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:27,080
So that's why I think this whole thing is probably bullshit.

541
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,120
Now, I'm not saying that people didn't get killed

542
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,760
because I know they kill people left, right, and center.

543
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,640
Yeah, they have no problem.

544
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,120
To prove a point.

545
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:33,560
They've read about it.

546
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,200
That's no problem.

547
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,920
We've talked about two incidents that happened.

548
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,200
We know what they did on 9-11.

549
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,640
We fucking all listen to that episode of the Larry Needles.

550
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,080
The Legend Leads.

551
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,120
Well, that Larry Needles classic.

552
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,640
Now watch this drive.

553
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:51,280
And so, you know, we're doing the same fucking thing now.

554
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,680
There's no way that they didn't know months in advance

555
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,480
that this shit was going to go down all the way around.

556
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,280
All the way down to probably to some news fucking caster.

557
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,400
Who profits from it, though?

558
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,360
That's something I don't understand.

559
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,160
Well, they all do.

560
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,520
Well, somebody's going to because you just

561
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,600
don't go to war for no reason, right?

562
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,040
No, you shouldn't.

563
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,720
You shouldn't go to war for no reason.

564
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,360
I mean, it's usually religion.

565
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:13,800
Yeah.

566
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,520
That's the majority of what?

567
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,640
And basically, this is kind of that.

568
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,400
Dude, what the fucking heater I'm going to have here.

569
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,160
Isn't it?

570
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:20,760
What's that?

571
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,120
I didn't like this heater.

572
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,080
I know you're about to, though.

573
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:23,760
I just saw them.

574
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,040
They're not actually.

575
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,440
It is about religion, isn't it?

576
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,040
I mean, they want to kill the Jews.

577
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,920
I was joking.

578
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,680
Right?

579
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,000
Yeah.

580
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,360
I mean, well, they want their land.

581
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,080
That's what they want.

582
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:34,800
Oh, yeah.

583
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,120
OK.

584
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,480
They think that that's word.

585
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,600
It's a land grab.

586
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,520
It was doled out.

587
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,240
Slash fucking Vendetta.

588
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,160
Well, it was doled out to the Palestinians and the Israelis.

589
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,720
And they didn't want to sign.

590
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,840
And we talked about that.

591
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,640
But it's not what it is, is that that place is going to.

592
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,600
We're going to get fucking killed because of this shit.

593
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,280
Well, once we start killing enough people

594
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,240
and start doing enough.

595
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,440
I mean, we're already.

596
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,880
There's 10 other things going on that everybody

597
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:06,000
forgot about that this is also distracting us from.

598
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,120
Everybody forgot about.

599
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:07,880
Hunter Biden.

600
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,240
Yeah.

601
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,560
He's getting let off and fucking nothing's

602
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,960
going to happen to him.

603
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,960
Everybody forgets about Ukraine.

604
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,760
Everybody forgets about everything else

605
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,920
because the next distraction came along.

606
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,000
It's the news.

607
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,920
But this one's really eaten up the fucking time, man.

608
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,160
We need to eat up the time.

609
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:26,800
This is fucking.

610
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,640
All they talk about on the news is this.

611
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,840
This is a war, though.

612
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,320
Yeah.

613
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,960
Like this is like a war.

614
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,560
This ain't no fucking Ukraine, Russia conflict.

615
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,520
People are hell bent on destroying each other.

616
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,400
And once we get involved, man, we just

617
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,840
got brought a whole new bag of people.

618
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,320
Yeah.

619
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,600
People do that like us.

620
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,720
Well, I think a lot of the.

621
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,520
For some reason, you know what the problem is?

622
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,560
We're going to have to fucking pay for these idiots

623
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,680
doing what they're doing.

624
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:55,960
Oh, yeah.

625
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,200
I didn't tell you to fucking float a boat to the Middle

626
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,080
East and start a conflict.

627
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,760
No, not at all.

628
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,320
But we had to pay for it anyway.

629
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,120
For some reason, the United States feels compelled,

630
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:12,600
no matter who's in a war, that whatever fucking Jagg-Offs

631
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:17,680
are fucked up, we have to step in and pay for everything

632
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,480
all of a sudden.

633
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,720
I mean, it's like, why in the fuck do we

634
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,640
have to put the bill for every fucking third world country

635
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,160
and second world country?

636
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,760
Because it's humanitarian.

637
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,600
It's an easy way to get rid of taxpayer money

638
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,840
so then you could steal.

639
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,040
That's all it is, man.

640
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,240
They launder it right back to these politicians.

641
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,000
I don't think they know.

642
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,440
They don't.

643
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,240
No, they do, man.

644
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,520
They show, I got a fucking thing.

645
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,280
I'm going to text it to you.

646
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,560
It's a list of the amounts of money

647
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,440
that came back from Ukraine from this so-called fucking thing

648
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,920
that's going on that came back to Biden, came back to Pelosi,

649
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,160
came back to Schumer, came back to fucking.

650
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,720
Listen, that doesn't shock me.

651
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,760
No, I know.

652
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,680
But it's millions and millions of millions of dollars, brother.

653
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,400
Oh, my god.

654
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,000
No, but it's going directly to these people.

655
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,680
OK, and what's the best way to do shit right in front of your face?

656
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,480
It's millions and millions of dollars.

657
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,960
But that's why the Ukraine thing can never end.

658
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,720
That's why they're never going to stop sending money there.

659
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:21,720
Because they want to have the money sent right back to them.

660
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,200
So Linsky's taking his piece and sending it right back to them.

661
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,840
What's the best way to get money sent to you?

662
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,800
I mean, you don't want a guy in a fucking suitcase

663
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,840
walking around with the cash is nothing anymore.

664
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:31,840
You can do transactions.

665
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,480
Yeah, but it's not fucking right to take money

666
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,400
from that. You're in charge of spending it and get it back.

667
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,720
No one you're going to get it back.

668
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:43,160
Yeah, but this is going on for fucking time.

669
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,400
Dude, I understand that.

670
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,800
I know that it's not a fucking new concept.

671
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,600
I'm just saying that it's fucked, man.

672
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,040
There's no way to change it unless we disband our government

673
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,160
and rebuild.

674
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,000
Right?

675
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,800
Yeah, and that's a lot of fucking work.

676
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,880
Well, it's a lot of planning and the way that our country spies

677
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:08,920
on us, it's very difficult to do anything in the dark.

678
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,840
You got everything's out in the fucking open.

679
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,160
Nothing good is done in the dark, man.

680
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,200
Jesus held no secrets, man.

681
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,120
If you didn't want to have something spread around the street,

682
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,680
don't tell Jesus.

683
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,880
Don't tell Jesus?

684
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,360
That guy's got a big mouth?

685
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,560
Yeah, he's got a big fucking mouth.

686
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,800
He'll say, well, if you wanted to keep it a secret,

687
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,200
why would you tell me then?

688
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,560
You dummy.

689
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,520
That's your own fault.

690
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,160
You think Jesus drinks too much and Jesus

691
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,200
is outtelling all the people's secrets?

692
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,720
That's pretty cool.

693
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,560
Yeah, well, it's just because.

694
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,040
You'll never believe that whore, Melissa.

695
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,040
She banged a black guy.

696
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,280
Man.

697
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,640
I don't know if she banged a moor.

698
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,040
But here's the thing, though.

699
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,600
He did it out of sheer honesty, drunk at a wedding

700
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,600
or straight as a fucking arrow.

701
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,440
Who?

702
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:58,000
Jesus, he could be sober as a judge and he doesn't have to be

703
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,240
at the bar drunk to talk.

704
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,600
He could be fall down drunk still.

705
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600
He'll still talk.

706
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,560
He'll still talk shit?

707
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,400
Yeah.

708
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,240
It's man.

709
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,400
I don't trust this guy, Jesus, man.

710
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,840
Well, that's the thing, man.

711
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,640
You shouldn't do, you can trust him

712
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,560
if you're not doing shit that's not trustworthy.

713
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,400
I don't like this, though.

714
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,760
Jesus does, because he knows everybody's secrets, doesn't he?

715
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,600
He does.

716
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,440
What a burden.

717
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,280
It is a burden.

718
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,280
I mean, who does he talk to?

719
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,360
I feel bad for that guy.

720
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,800
Jesus is dumping his shit, honey.

721
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,240
He talks to God.

722
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,080
Huh?

723
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:24,920
He talks to God.

724
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,880
Oh, man, I don't think so.

725
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,080
God's too busy for that bullshit.

726
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:27,920
No, no.

727
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,760
Yeah, he is.

728
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,920
He's out playing golf or something.

729
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,880
He doesn't want to hear all them Jesus's bullshit.

730
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,720
He's got time.

731
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,520
Is that, can you believe this?

732
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,560
Mary Jo punched her mom in the mouth

733
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,840
and then kicked the baby.

734
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,680
Why would God go golfing anyway?

735
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,480
Every shot would be a fucking hole in one.

736
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:46,520
He'd go to every golf course in golfing 18.

737
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,360
I don't know.

738
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,480
I think hell's golf course, he'd probably have a problem.

739
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,680
Huh.

740
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,520
I don't know.

741
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,840
I think he'd still probably do pretty damn good.

742
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,720
Well, hopefully when you get there, you could play God.

743
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,920
Actually, you know, you gotta,

744
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,000
don't you have to ascend up to God, Jesus?

745
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,680
And then I don't know how the fuck that works.

746
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,400
How the fuck does that work, Larry?

747
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,640
Is there like a, it's like Donkey Kong?

748
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,960
It works, brother.

749
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,880
There's no way to God except through Jesus.

750
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,240
I picture like Donkey Kong.

751
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,080
Yeah.

752
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,280
There's just like God's all the way at the top.

753
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,360
Oh, I don't know about barrels.

754
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,680
I mean, we can use any sort of metaphor.

755
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,520
Yeah.

756
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,360
I mean flaming skulls.

757
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,200
Well, if we're using Donkey Kong, wouldn't it be barrels?

758
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,520
Oh, flaming crucifixes.

759
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,360
Okay.

760
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,760
Spinning at you, that'd be pretty cool.

761
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,760
You gotta jump over those.

762
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,560
And then there's like boiling holy water

763
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,560
that you have to dodge.

764
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,560
Drops on you?

765
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,400
Yeah.

766
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,200
And then we'll say that it's a priest,

767
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,800
so he's throwing like little kids at you.

768
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,960
It's a knock-off.

769
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,120
So here's the thing though, God doesn't need a priest.

770
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,880
Well, I mean, this is, we could be anything,

771
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,520
but I mean, yeah, he's throwing like little kids

772
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,080
two at a time at you.

773
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,480
They're like clawing at you.

774
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,800
This is, it's a dumb idea.

775
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,200
You know, we forgot to do last, we did it once

776
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,960
and then we didn't do it again was the.

777
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,280
Oh, Larry's book, Fortune Cookies.

778
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,320
Larry's Fortune Cookie Corner.

779
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,880
So why don't you, if you're a new listener,

780
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,880
tell them what you did in Psychopath.

781
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,400
I saved up like a couple of years worth of Chinese food

782
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,000
and I had like a drawer.

783
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,320
The cookies, no.

784
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,120
Chinese, well, we went and had Chinese food

785
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:27,320
a couple of years, you know, worth and with other people.

786
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,240
You saved the fortune.

787
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,280
And I saved the fortune cookies out of every

788
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,000
fucking fortune cookie and I threw them in a.

789
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,600
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

790
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,360
You saved the fortune cookie out of every fortune cookie.

791
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,120
I saved the fortune out of every cookie

792
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:43,400
and I threw them in the top drawer in my room

793
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:48,000
and then one day it was just full with these fucking things.

794
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,800
And I'm like, shit, I gotta throw these things

795
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,600
in the garbage, but they're so cool.

796
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,960
So I wrote them all down.

797
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,800
I wish you would have told me,

798
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,840
because I want to go over, I would like to review them

799
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,480
and go forward to take a look and try to get where it's from.

800
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,040
But that's fine, the etymology of it.

801
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,760
Okay, here's one that I got.

802
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,040
This is to refresh.

803
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,040
The last one was a drunk man says

804
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,680
what a sober man is thinking.

805
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,800
Yeah, we went over that one.

806
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,360
The next one after that says,

807
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:18,360
they say you are stubborn, you call it persistence.

808
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,720
That sounds like from profusious, man.

809
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,640
Even though it came from a paper and a cookie.

810
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,920
Read it again.

811
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:33,080
They say you are stubborn, you call it persistence.

812
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,680
So, you know, other people think you're stubborn

813
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,240
and you think that you're persistent.

814
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,640
We're just gonna repeat the fortune, aren't ya?

815
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,240
Thanks, ladies for that.

816
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,560
Those of you who don't know us.

817
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,400
Tell me how that goes.

818
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,480
So does that go for ladies or?

819
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,600
It just was directed at whoever was over.

820
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,840
You stubborn, what you call it, persistence.

821
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:54,680
Yeah.

822
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,520
Okay.

823
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,360
So, yeah.

824
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,360
They're kind of fucking vague.

825
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,680
They really are.

826
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,560
They're taking one vague negative meaning

827
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,960
and turning it into one other vague positive meaning.

828
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,560
It's really a dumb one.

829
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,720
Should we read another one, cause that one sucked?

830
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,080
That one wasn't that good.

831
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,160
All right.

832
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,000
Let's see what the next one was.

833
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
It's very funny though that you still, I can't believe,

834
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,360
I mean, and the funny thing is it's in a kitty cat notebook.

835
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,560
This one's for my wife.

836
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,360
This is for Mary specifically.

837
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,760
A bargain is something you don't need at a price

838
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,960
you can't resist.

839
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,560
And she's like, you know, this is so cheap.

840
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,920
I'm like, yeah, but you know what?

841
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,760
We don't need that fucking thing.

842
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:37,960
I don't care if it was free.

843
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,800
I don't wanna bring that shit on.

844
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,960
Yeah, you're like, I can get one $10 hooker,

845
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,120
10 $1 hooker.

846
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,040
Yeah.

847
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,960
Like what would you rather have?

848
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,280
10 $1 hooker.

849
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,120
Hell yeah.

850
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:47,960
Yeah.

851
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,040
I mean, any dirt bag knows that answer.

852
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,920
I learned that one early.

853
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,960
That was a good one though.

854
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:59,960
I mean, hold with your heart what you value.

855
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,800
No, money ain't worth shit.

856
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,640
No.

857
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,760
It really isn't.

858
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,480
It doesn't make people happier.

859
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,000
I mean, it does, but.

860
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
No, it doesn't.

861
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,480
No, there's a lot of people that,

862
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,720
you know what's funny, man?

863
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,440
Like if your kid had a knee heart surgery

864
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,280
and you raised the money for it.

865
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,480
I'll give you an example.

866
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,520
I'll give you an example of someone who had a lot of money

867
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,120
and they weren't happy at all.

868
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,240
You could have talked about your first sugar daddy.

869
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,640
Everyone hated him.

870
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,520
Then he gave up everything and had nothing

871
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,720
and he was as happy as a pig in the shit.

872
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,400
Okay.

873
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,960
And that was Matthew from the Bible.

874
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,280
One of the apostles.

875
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,320
I mean, this is a real heavy episode with the Lord.

876
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,480
Here's what happened, man.

877
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,760
He was a tax collector.

878
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,720
Everyone hated him.

879
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,840
Fuckin' he really was hated in the whole.

880
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,040
He was a Jew that worked for the Romans.

881
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,560
You have to say it like that, Larry.

882
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,960
Collected taxes for the Jews.

883
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,120
And so they hated him.

884
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,120
So much connotation.

885
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:01,120
And then Jesus told him, follow me.

886
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,280
And he just gave up everything.

887
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,480
He had a fucking beautiful house.

888
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,320
So he got a cult.

889
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,160
He had all the money and he joined

890
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,960
and he went and followed Jesus.

891
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,440
Yeah, like a cult.

892
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,280
Like a cult.

893
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,920
Like Heaven's Gate shit.

894
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,760
But not.

895
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,080
I mean, they didn't have to wear the same nikes.

896
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,120
They were the same sandals maybe, but.

897
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,440
He had, this guy had fucking.

898
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,440
And who wrote this?

899
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,120
It's the Bible, man.

900
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,080
And who wrote it?

901
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:33,320
This probably, you know, Matthew, Peter, John.

902
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,160
They all wrote about this, man.

903
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,600
So all these guys with crazy white names

904
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,040
living in the Middle East.

905
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:40,920
Yeah.

906
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:41,760
Okay.

907
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:42,600
Simon.

908
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,440
Yeah.

909
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,280
Simon.

910
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,120
Yeah.

911
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,520
That's what you're gonna get in the Middle East, right?

912
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,040
That was their names, dude.

913
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,760
Why are you getting so angry?

914
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,600
Maybe they fucking.

915
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,440
That wasn't their names, man.

916
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,080
Maybe they fucking pronounced them differently, but.

917
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,120
What do you mean they pronounced?

918
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,720
How do you pronounce Matthew in Swahili

919
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,560
or whatever you're talking?

920
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,400
I don't know.

921
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,240
I don't know.

922
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,080
I'm sure it's not fucking.

923
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,080
I love how you think that Matthew Mark Luke and John

924
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,200
are in the middle of the Middle East.

925
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,040
I love that.

926
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,280
During what, the odds?

927
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,160
Like they weren't even barely any years.

928
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:23,160
And the odds if you're running into two of these guys,

929
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,360
and there's like 12 of them, isn't there?

930
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,200
Yeah.

931
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,160
I mean, they had to think these were guys

932
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,240
were fucking aliens.

933
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,360
Like who the hell's named Peter or whatever.

934
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,320
What about Judas?

935
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,300
People aren't walking around named Judas.

936
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,140
There's not that many people.

937
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:40,420
I think the Bible kind of ruined that name.

938
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:41,880
It sounded like Adolf.

939
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,040
Judas Priest, that's really it.

940
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:44,880
Yeah.

941
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,160
The Fanook metal player.

942
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,600
Adolf is an unpopular name too.

943
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,200
Well, I mean, I don't understand why.

944
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,160
It's a pretty cool name.

945
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,160
It's really a cool name.

946
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,520
Just because of what it's associated with.

947
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,240
You know, it's not like you name your kid HIV.

948
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,880
No, it's not really a name.

949
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,240
Well, you can make anything a name.

950
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,440
People name the kid Apple.

951
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,480
Something stupid.

952
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,840
Remember that lady that named her kid

953
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,760
methamphetamine rules?

954
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,600
No.

955
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,440
We talked about that.

956
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,080
How about Orangelo?

957
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,520
How about these two guys, Orangelo and Limangelo?

958
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,680
I was trying to think of how to say their names

959
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,160
because they're twins.

960
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,240
They're black NFL players.

961
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,320
This is now, I don't know how true this is.

962
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,160
Bobby was telling me this story.

963
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,120
All right.

964
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:37,120
In their name, Orangelo and, what did I say, the first one?

965
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,440
I don't know, man.

966
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,280
That didn't make it.

967
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,800
Anyway, sir, Limangelo.

968
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,640
Limangelo.

969
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,480
I mean, you're killing me over here, Larry.

970
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,720
What the fuck, man?

971
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:45,720
His name was named.

972
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,120
I mean, I am gonna come over there

973
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,360
and choke you out in a minute.

974
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,080
I'm trying to get better content.

975
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,240
He's ignoring.

976
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,480
No, this is funny.

977
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,320
Oh, okay.

978
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,160
Now you remember?

979
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,000
Yeah.

980
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,840
All right, great.

981
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,120
Thanks be to God.

982
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,960
These two NFL guys, African-American.

983
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,960
You already said this part.

984
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,880
And their moms named them Limangelo and Orangelo.

985
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,680
I mean, because when she was in the hospital having them,

986
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,720
she was eating orange jello and lemon jello.

987
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,240
And she named them basically

988
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,000
Limangelo and Orangelo.

989
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,040
I mean, I think you're...

990
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,960
But they fucking pronounce it Orangelo and Limangelo.

991
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,680
Yeah, I mean, this is why we need a producer.

992
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,640
This is alleged.

993
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,480
Yeah, I know.

994
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,720
A producer to back check you, Larry, when you get too high.

995
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,840
I mean, that sounds like the most...

996
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,680
What did you do?

997
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,600
Kick your mic stand or something?

998
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,440
No, what?

999
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,600
See that big spike right there?

1000
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,640
I didn't do anything.

1001
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,480
See, wait.

1002
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,640
I know, I can see the red right there.

1003
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,320
And then you see like right where...

1004
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,320
I see where it spiked.

1005
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,160
I didn't do nothing.

1006
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:42,980
Yeah, man.

1007
00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:44,840
No, but do you see back on your little track

1008
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,680
on the bottom layer?

1009
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,520
Yeah, I see on the track.

1010
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,360
You could see where it's...

1011
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,720
A minute or two back.

1012
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,200
You must have got excited when I was telling that joke.

1013
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,560
So yeah, Orangelo and Limangelo.

1014
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,040
We're still pulling back to the story.

1015
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,960
You're really good players, I heard.

1016
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,280
You have know nothing about sports, too.

1017
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,600
Right, it's just the funniest thing.

1018
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,440
Which is the funniest thing.

1019
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,280
Orangelo Johnson or something.

1020
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:06,880
Orangelo?

1021
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,640
Limangelo, you know, Orangelo.

1022
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,880
You said the name wrong like seven times.

1023
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,640
I know, it's so hard to say.

1024
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,520
Well, then why did you bring the story up?

1025
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,640
You don't even know if it's real.

1026
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,200
You don't even know the names.

1027
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,920
I mean, what is going on in that brain of ours?

1028
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,840
Man, you don't know.

1029
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,560
No, I do know what you said, what's going on?

1030
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,080
Sounds like a fucking train wreck in there.

1031
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,080
So they get monkey playing the cymbals.

1032
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,080
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.

1033
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,040
Doofus, what are you doing over there?

1034
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,760
So yeah, man, it was fun last night playing.

1035
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,720
We played the show.

1036
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,560
Oh yeah, you did.

1037
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,480
I don't know if I told you,

1038
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:50,040
I want to shout out to the people from Starbucks, David,

1039
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,960
Camille, Samantha.

1040
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,840
Yeah, one more Larry, come on.

1041
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,840
Jonah.

1042
00:33:58,840 --> 00:33:59,800
Are you making that one up?

1043
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,800
No, man, that's their names.

1044
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,920
They showed up last night at my gig, it was cool.

1045
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,640
You know, these are the kids that work at Starbucks

1046
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,000
in my area and they fucking are really cool.

1047
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,200
They're really nice to me and they're fucking cool.

1048
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,840
Don't give up so much information, all right?

1049
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,000
And that's it.

1050
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,840
That was a fun gig because of that.

1051
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,680
And you know, Mary was there and Nina was there.

1052
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,520
The usual.

1053
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,200
No shirt, Nick was supposed to show up when he's stiff.

1054
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,640
You have a fucking shitty out last night.

1055
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,080
Yeah, it was.

1056
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,800
Fucking bogus with this weather.

1057
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,920
I'm tired of it already.

1058
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:34,040
Well, I'll tell you what, man, it rained the whole time.

1059
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:34,880
Did you were there?

1060
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,440
Yeah, and then the Lord cleared the skies

1061
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,240
when I had to unload my gear into the car, man.

1062
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,560
Ooh, wow, dude.

1063
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,240
You got the rainbows, bro.

1064
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,480
That was dark out, so there's no rainbow.

1065
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,800
She's a burning cross across the street.

1066
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:58,800
Oh, no, I mean, whatever.

1067
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,720
Sugar baby summer's over, man.

1068
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,720
What are you gonna do now?

1069
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,720
Sugar baby winter, bitch.

1070
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,920
You hear ugg boots.

1071
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,800
It's outside shoveling the snow for Mary.

1072
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,480
Hey, man, someone's gotta do it.

1073
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,520
Yeah, I know it to you.

1074
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,720
Well, better late, I mean, fucking A.

1075
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,360
I do minimum shoveling.

1076
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,200
Yeah.

1077
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,040
I do that.

1078
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,800
I do know that, because your driveway's gravel.

1079
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,560
The only people on the block with gravel.

1080
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,400
My driveway's back to grass.

1081
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,720
Half of it is grass, and the other half is gravel.

1082
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:33,360
It's like that show life after people.

1083
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,240
I don't know what that is.

1084
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:37,400
It shows like a building, you know, like 50 years later.

1085
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,400
100 years later.

1086
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,280
Yeah, but it's overgrown like trees growing through it.

1087
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,320
People actually live in this house, Larry lives.

1088
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,320
There's tenants.

1089
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,200
I like that they're people, but they're still alive.

1090
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,920
You're out in the front, smoking weed,

1091
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,920
fucking building a bike or something, doing something weird.

1092
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,000
The fucking in nature's reclaiming my fucking asphalt

1093
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,280
and my fucking driveway.

1094
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,280
Yeah, you should probably cut the grass in the driveway.

1095
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,040
Like literally growing out of the driveway.

1096
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,880
It's not a good look.

1097
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,920
Oh, I think it kind of, I do like the look.

1098
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,760
I don't.

1099
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:12,600
I don't think the neighbors do either.

1100
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,800
It's more natural.

1101
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,000
It's more natural.

1102
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,120
It looks hillbilly.

1103
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:17,960
I know.

1104
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,280
You have like a bike out there and then these.

1105
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,400
Not anymore cause of James, man.

1106
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,240
Do you have another bike?

1107
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,080
Oh, well, you know.

1108
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:23,920
I keep that.

1109
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,000
I gotta lock my new bike.

1110
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,440
I put it in the garage or I gotta lock it

1111
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,200
on a fucking chain outside my house.

1112
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200
Yeah, that's fucking bull.

1113
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,360
Fucking bitch.

1114
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,840
That's all right, though.

1115
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,240
You know, I got the apartments down there

1116
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:40,480
and any dirt bag, any random asshole could steal my bicycle

1117
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,920
and it's somebody that I know.

1118
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,680
It just goes in figures, you know.

1119
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,480
Literally, there's like 400 people down the street.

1120
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,960
They stole my bike and they didn't.

1121
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,800
Never.

1122
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,960
If people walk by and they don't steal it.

1123
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,920
Anyways, that's a whole other world.

1124
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,920
Yeah, we all know people like that.

1125
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,760
Yeah, I'm sitting right with one right now.

1126
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah.

1127
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
You got my fucking bike stolen before, asshole.

1128
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,840
Did I?

1129
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:04,920
Yeah, my fucking cruiser.

1130
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,120
That was my dad's with the ape hanger handlebars

1131
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,800
and the five speed and you're like, oh, it was locked up.

1132
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,080
They pulled it off the pole and you came back all high

1133
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,680
and I'm like, you fucking asshole.

1134
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,400
My green and white bike.

1135
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,240
I remember this.

1136
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,320
Yeah, it was the balloon tires, it was the beach cruiser.

1137
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,360
I plead the fifth, I don't remember.

1138
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,960
It was the best bike I ever fucking had.

1139
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,800
Yeah.

1140
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,240
I traded that bike for a fucking saxophone.

1141
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,720
You're such an asshole.

1142
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,520
Oh, now you just bring up shit.

1143
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,960
Dude, what the fuck is with the area of grievances?

1144
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,800
What did I do?

1145
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,160
You don't even remember.

1146
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,280
You don't even remember.

1147
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,760
That's how much I mean to you.

1148
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,040
Oh, get the fuck out of here.

1149
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,240
I have to look at your ugly mug.

1150
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,560
How many hours a week?

1151
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,720
I mean, and then we do stupid show together, come on.

1152
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:51,560
Yeah, but.

1153
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,080
You could wear a mask.

1154
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,400
So can you.

1155
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,480
Fuck you.

1156
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,400
You're the one that has a problem with me.

1157
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,520
I don't have a problem, I'm just saying.

1158
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,840
You just said.

1159
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,480
I mean, we can fucking fight it out, man.

1160
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,520
I will move the mic.

1161
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:03,640
Dude, man.

1162
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,520
Dude, man, that's what I thought.

1163
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,760
Sucker, we'll move that table over.

1164
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,600
Eat it, bitch.

1165
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,080
And I will choke you out.

1166
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,400
He'll choke my chicken.

1167
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,360
Like yesterday's, oh geez, that's probably what you want.

1168
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,840
Keep on doing his thrust right to my face, you weirdo.

1169
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,680
Whatever.

1170
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,680
Get the fuck out of here.

1171
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,560
I wanted to do.

1172
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,560
It's another crotch McGraw move.

1173
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,200
What, yeah, trying to face fuck your friends?

1174
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:31,560
Hey, I didn't say that, man.

1175
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,160
So that's the only thing you'll be choking.

1176
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,360
You ain't gonna fucking choke me.

1177
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,280
I'll fucking break your arm into another move, man.

1178
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,800
That's the funniest thing I've heard today.

1179
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,560
I did the move better than anybody in the class who saw.

1180
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,400
Who told you this?

1181
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,400
I fucking saw.

1182
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,240
You told them.

1183
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,240
I watched what you did.

1184
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,960
I watched what Dave did.

1185
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,280
I watched what Sonny did.

1186
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,320
Oh, really?

1187
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,840
You think you're better than Sonny now?

1188
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:54,680
No, no.

1189
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,520
I'm gonna tell him that.

1190
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,520
I tried to emulate what Sonny did.

1191
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,560
I hope he kicks you right in the fucking nuts, dude.

1192
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,400
See how you like this?

1193
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,560
Sonny's the only guy that did it better than me, really.

1194
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,320
Oh, the teacher, the instructor.

1195
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,360
Yeah.

1196
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,560
Dude, I'm gonna work you over Tuesday, Larry.

1197
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,160
Oh, I work your ass over.

1198
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,000
I'm ready.

1199
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,640
You do fucking wrist grabs, dude.

1200
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,680
I'm gonna give you a bear hug.

1201
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,840
I'm gonna just go slam your bitch ass.

1202
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,680
You know what?

1203
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:20,040
I'm kind of excited because this pack of cigarettes

1204
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,120
that I have here, Mary's normally been nailing them down

1205
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,440
and I've been really riding her.

1206
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,880
And it's been like going on two days

1207
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,880
because she hasn't been smoking like crazy.

1208
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:37,400
So I'll be done smoking in a minute when this pack is done.

1209
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,120
Because as soon as she stops hounding me to buy a pack,

1210
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:40,960
I won't buy anymore.

1211
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:41,920
She floats like a fiend.

1212
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,240
And then I will kick your ass all over the fucking room.

1213
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,080
Get out of here.

1214
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,280
You know, that's how you got to the end of the story

1215
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,520
by saying you're gonna quit smoking

1216
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:51,520
and then you can beat me up.

1217
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,680
No, it's filling time while you walked out of the room, man.

1218
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,240
It felt like a fucking excuse to be Larry.

1219
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,560
That was a professional guy filling time

1220
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,840
when you walked out of the room

1221
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,480
to go get a cigarette butt out of an ass.

1222
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,320
I walked out of the room

1223
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,960
and you talked about how you can kick my ass.

1224
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,200
No, I didn't say that part

1225
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,280
until you came back into the room.

1226
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,240
Oh, so I can hear it?

1227
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,400
I feel all the rest of that time with your fucking

1228
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,680
filling fucking content.

1229
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,000
Fill it up after bullshit about it.

1230
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,320
Interesting content.

1231
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,480
Gonna work you over.

1232
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,240
Do some new content.

1233
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,760
Kick right in the fucking side of the knee.

1234
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,200
That's what they call me, man.

1235
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,440
Kid content.

1236
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,120
Jesus Christ.

1237
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,360
The content kid.

1238
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,080
The content kid.

1239
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,000
Used to fucking ride with Kid Carson.

1240
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,040
Who the fuck is that?

1241
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,040
Jack, Doc Holliday and shit.

1242
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:35,880
Jesus Christ.

1243
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,600
I mean, can you really just date yourself

1244
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,720
even older every week?

1245
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,200
Kid Carson.

1246
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,440
I mean, I think that's from like the 20s or the 30s.

1247
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,560
It's from the 1800s, brother.

1248
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,400
He's a cowboy.

1249
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,640
I mean, you can fucking, well, okay.

1250
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:48,720
I'll give you that then.

1251
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,040
Those are TV shows you used to watch?

1252
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,600
No, those are actual real people from history.

1253
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,920
Doc Holliday.

1254
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,600
You know the aces and aides dead man hand?

1255
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,360
Yeah.

1256
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,200
They called the dead man hand.

1257
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,040
Yeah, they say about it.

1258
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:01,880
That was the fucking hand.

1259
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:02,720
Or ace of spades.

1260
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,840
I think it was, I think that was the hand.

1261
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,000
I think it was Doc Holliday.

1262
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,360
He got killed with, yeah.

1263
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,200
Yes.

1264
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,360
That was the hand in his hand.

1265
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,800
That was the hand in his hand.

1266
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,160
That's the hand he died holding.

1267
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,000
Yes.

1268
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,840
That was the hand in his hand.

1269
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,280
That was the hand of cards he was holding in his hand

1270
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,320
while he died.

1271
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,520
Dude, how about, man, I wanna,

1272
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,920
I wanna get on the list of bang Britney Spears.

1273
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,160
See your dancing with knives and shit, dude.

1274
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,640
That's awesome.

1275
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,480
So just bang anything.

1276
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,160
Can't have a fucking little of miasma

1277
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,600
of different pills and shit to get her all whacked

1278
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,440
out in different ways.

1279
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,320
Well, probably uppers in the morning,

1280
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,440
downers in, you know,

1281
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,360
or whatever in the middle and then downers at night.

1282
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,000
Spanish fly during the day.

1283
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,600
You Bill Cosby?

1284
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,440
Spanish fly.

1285
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,480
Jesus, man.

1286
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,120
Do they make that shit?

1287
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:51,960
It's a real.

1288
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,920
Spanish fly?

1289
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,160
Yeah, I don't think it's real.

1290
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,640
I mean, I don't think it's an aphrodisiac.

1291
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,920
I mean, I think Rufi was work better than a Spanish fly.

1292
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,400
Well, I'd rather have the bitch be awake.

1293
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,840
I don't think Spanish fly knocked him out.

1294
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,960
She can move around and fuck it shit.

1295
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,440
It's like the funky Comedina with that toe-moke.

1296
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,360
I want her to be able to jiggle around and move.

1297
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,360
I want her to be knocked out from Rufi.

1298
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,240
Super horned up, that's what you want.

1299
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,080
Yeah.

1300
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,280
All right, there's nothing wrong with that, man.

1301
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,800
I mean, if that's what you want.

1302
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,000
Slipper, offer a fucking.

1303
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,320
I mean, should we beep this out?

1304
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,040
Offer a drinking fucking.

1305
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,200
Man, are you talking about drugging women?

1306
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:36,200
I mean, you really are on this feminism kick lately.

1307
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,920
Assaulting women and now you're drugging them.

1308
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,040
I didn't assault women just cause you think I assaulted her.

1309
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,520
Woman, you assaulted one woman.

1310
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,280
Not multiple, I think you'd have a problem.

1311
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,600
They probably all beat you up.

1312
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,560
Oh man.

1313
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,920
I'd pay to see that.

1314
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:52,760
You just fight 10 chance.

1315
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,240
I didn't assault her, man.

1316
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,160
I was hitting her in the ass.

1317
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,920
With a fucking implement.

1318
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,040
No, that sounds even worse, man.

1319
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,120
Why, no, I realize it when I said it.

1320
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,000
Yeah, I mean, I should call the cops on you.

1321
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,480
If there's anybody that's involved

1322
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,280
with law enforcement that's listening.

1323
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,640
423.

1324
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,760
If there's anyone listening in law enforcement,

1325
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,000
I want you to know that this bitch was like 50 or something.

1326
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,880
It wasn't like, you know, some sort of unconcerned thing.

1327
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,720
Here we go back to what Larry's talking about,

1328
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,280
that all the women can't get sexually assaulted.

1329
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,680
If I said there were,

1330
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,520
could I spank you with one of those planks

1331
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,360
that they chop in half?

1332
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,200
Well, that would just be.

1333
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,640
She might say yeah, though.

1334
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,640
How do you know?

1335
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,880
I don't know, you never know.

1336
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,400
She looked like she was down for anything.

1337
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,200
Well, I might say yeah, but she never know.

1338
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,280
She looked like she was down for a fucking good time.

1339
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,320
So you just gonna start spanking a lady in class

1340
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,800
with a pad?

1341
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,080
I know, I'm just, with a pad.

1342
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,360
This is way to pre-v.

1343
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,960
With one of those boards that they crack in half.

1344
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,480
Something a little harder than the pad.

1345
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:54,880
You want to hit her with wood?

1346
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,480
I mean, what's worse?

1347
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,640
I mean, at this point in time.

1348
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,080
The wood, because the fiberglass is probably better.

1349
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,920
It won't break.

1350
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:01,760
This is like some Ted Bundy shit.

1351
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,160
All of a sudden he went for his fake,

1352
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,200
hitting her in the ass with a pad

1353
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:05,960
to hit her with a piece of wood.

1354
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,600
No, I'm saying if you suggested that,

1355
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,040
she's the kind of chick that might say yeah.

1356
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,160
And you got this from just meeting her once?

1357
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,000
You can tell.

1358
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:14,840
Yeah, I can tell.

1359
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,160
She's a freak.

1360
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,000
Yeah.

1361
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
She wants to be spanked in front of her.

1362
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,840
Here's the thing, man.

1363
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,360
I stayed after her for a minute and talked to her.

1364
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,680
I'm not sure if she's spanked in front of her.

1365
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,960
I stayed after her for a minute and talked to her

1366
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,840
while you were in the car.

1367
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,200
Your marriage, remember this, Larry?

1368
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,040
I know.

1369
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,600
And she was just chatting with everybody

1370
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,320
and she seemed like a nut.

1371
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,440
So I figured she's crazy.

1372
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,840
You were completely attracted to her.

1373
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,680
She's crazy.

1374
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,080
She's like, I'm going to talk to her for 15 more minutes

1375
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,680
and make needles wait in the car.

1376
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,600
Yesterday's tomatoes.

1377
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,680
What the fuck, dude?

1378
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:47,960
Isn't that cool?

1379
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,760
And then you nonchalantly walked to the car.

1380
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,760
Ah, I was talking with fucking Jung Lee or whatever her name is.

1381
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:02,760
What the fuck, dude?

1382
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,600
I'm just sitting here waiting.

1383
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,840
She had a regular name.

1384
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,680
How did she?

1385
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,640
She had just like Matthew and Mark and...

1386
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,280
Summer Flower or something like that?

1387
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,120
No.

1388
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:11,960
Cherry Blossom?

1389
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,800
Her name's close.

1390
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,840
Her name is Jadsman.

1391
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,000
Oh, okay, I see.

1392
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:15,840
Very close.

1393
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,160
Summer Flower.

1394
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,200
I tell you, you can't trust the enemy.

1395
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,040
No, you're right.

1396
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,880
She might be playing another fucking plant in our clan.

1397
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,520
And that's the first thing out of your mouth.

1398
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,640
It's like, yeah, I was talking to that new chain.

1399
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,880
You're like, you know that's the enemy there.

1400
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,240
What's wrong with you?

1401
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,120
Oh yeah, I don't trust those people.

1402
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,440
Still, I mean, I shouldn't...

1403
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:38,280
That's who's technically...

1404
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,280
Generations removed.

1405
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,880
You think she's still fucking under the influence?

1406
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,600
Yeah, the Chinese and the Japanese,

1407
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:51,600
they sit on their haunches and they wait to spring.

1408
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:55,600
Like a tiger in the bushes.

1409
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,960
Or actually, like a tiger in a rice paddy.

1410
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,800
And then they get you when you're slipping, dude.

1411
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,280
It's hidden tiger jumping, fucking lying or whatever.

1412
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:10,120
Hidden tiger assaulting woman that's in the game.

1413
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,120
Exactly.

1414
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,560
I was like, watch out for this guy.

1415
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,560
So you know what?

1416
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560
I'll fight that chicken guy.

1417
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,560
Oh man, Larry.

1418
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:25,560
I mean, I know you will gingerly, you will too.

1419
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,560
Very gingerly.

1420
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,560
You loved it.

1421
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,200
Now that I know the rules and shit, I didn't know.

1422
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,200
Not to hit him in the ass.

1423
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,200
Yeah.

1424
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,200
I mean, someone told you...

1425
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:39,200
I mean, you're like the 30s with you.

1426
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,400
You can't be touching women, Larry.

1427
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaking of 30s, who is this girl?

1428
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,280
I can never remember your name.

1429
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,080
How about if I just call you doll and she's like, okay.

1430
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,080
Who?

1431
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,080
I don't know.

1432
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,080
I can't remember her name.

1433
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,080
You said that to her?

1434
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,840
Some chick last night that's always had one of our gigs and I can never remember her

1435
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,840
name.

1436
00:46:58,840 --> 00:46:59,840
Why didn't you ask?

1437
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,080
I did and I forgot again.

1438
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,400
Well, why didn't you ask again?

1439
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,160
And why didn't you ask Steamboat?

1440
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,160
I keep forgetting.

1441
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,600
It's one of them people you just can never remember the name.

1442
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,360
Well, I hope she's not listening.

1443
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,360
Very sorry.

1444
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,040
Probably not.

1445
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,000
I never told her about the show.

1446
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,760
So she stumbles on it.

1447
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:17,760
Fuck whatever.

1448
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,760
I don't know.

1449
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:19,760
I don't know.

1450
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:20,760
It's what happens.

1451
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,760
I mean, whatever.

1452
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,520
I mean, you're forgetting people's names.

1453
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,520
You're assaulting.

1454
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,520
You're really starting to lose your mind.

1455
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,080
We have to put you at home soon.

1456
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,920
So you can at least do all under one roof.

1457
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,160
You can assault women and do your shit.

1458
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,480
In those homes, man, it's pretty fucking dope.

1459
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,360
They pass out by aggra and shit.

1460
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,720
You're having orgies, those people.

1461
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:42,720
How do you know if you ever seen one?

1462
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:43,720
That's what happens.

1463
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,720
I mean, I've heard about this.

1464
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,720
Yeah.

1465
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,400
It's crazy, some of them.

1466
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,960
What else do they have to do?

1467
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:50,960
Nothing, man.

1468
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,960
You got nothing to do.

1469
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,960
I mean, I know that STD runs rampant or STIs or whatever.

1470
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,960
They call them the runs rampant.

1471
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,920
Yeah, everyone's got UTIs and STDs and fucking everything else.

1472
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,160
Everybody's just all diseased up.

1473
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,160
Yeah, Chlamydia.

1474
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,160
Oh, can't keep their hands off each other.

1475
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,160
Talk, man.

1476
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,960
They have for whatever, fucking, people needing pap smears.

1477
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,960
What?

1478
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,760
I don't know, man.

1479
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,760
I mean, geez, you're a real fucking doctor today.

1480
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,560
You got a lot going on for you there, pap smears.

1481
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,560
Fuck, dude.

1482
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,560
Oh.

1483
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,560
Isn't that a procedure they do in the vagina?

1484
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,640
Yes, Larry.

1485
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:32,400
That's a procedure they do in the vagina.

1486
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,400
I thought so.

1487
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,400
Like a child.

1488
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,640
At least you didn't say butthole.

1489
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,640
Oh, man.

1490
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,160
I know that's not it.

1491
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,000
No, you know that's not it.

1492
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:50,640
But no, it's funny that he picked you to fight the girl.

1493
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,640
It really makes me smile.

1494
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:56,560
Well, it shows that he trusts me that I'm not a fucking offender.

1495
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,000
Once I was reprimanded, I didn't fucking laugh.

1496
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,280
What type of reprimand?

1497
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,200
Once I realized what was going on.

1498
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,560
Oh, yeah, you just changed your story there.

1499
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,000
You're just getting ready for the cops.

1500
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,200
I never did it again after that.

1501
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,400
Once he said, hi, Larry.

1502
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,400
And I went, huh?

1503
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,560
And I hit her again.

1504
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,560
Well, anybody was looking.

1505
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,560
And he says hi.

1506
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,560
And I'm like, what?

1507
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,560
And I hit her again.

1508
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,560
And he's like, hi, dude.

1509
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:21,560
Oh.

1510
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,760
He's like, you can't.

1511
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,400
And then finally I got it when he said you can't hit her there.

1512
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:26,400
No, he told us this already.

1513
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,880
I mean, how many times do you want to tell him you're a salty and witty?

1514
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,360
It doesn't take a long time at all.

1515
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:36,080
You can do is look to your left and see what we're doing.

1516
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:42,160
We're literally doing it right next to you.

1517
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,360
So fucking weird if I'm hitting Dave in his ass.

1518
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,520
Don't you think like that?

1519
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,640
I think Sonny hit me in the ass.

1520
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,880
That's a good way to, you know what I mean?

1521
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,440
Now you're bringing down him with you.

1522
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,440
No, because there's real rat shit.

1523
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,080
It was time for me to kick and all that shit.

1524
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:01,320
That's when I had to work with Sonny because he knew that I would fucking kill that shit.

1525
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,400
That I was a powerful puncher.

1526
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,920
Now that makes me.

1527
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,240
He can just tell you're a powerful puncher.

1528
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:11,240
Yeah, man.

1529
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:12,800
He's held the pads for me.

1530
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,800
Oh yeah.

1531
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,160
He's so amazed by Larry's strength and power.

1532
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,000
He went, he went, damn.

1533
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
You're so strong.

1534
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
You went, damn.

1535
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
You're so strong, Larry.

1536
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Is that what he was saying?

1537
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
You're here?

1538
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:29,120
I hit the pad and he went, damn, dude, shit.

1539
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,480
He's like your fly's open.

1540
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,000
Damn, you kick like a girl.

1541
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Nah, man.

1542
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,360
He was like, fuck, man.

1543
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,560
My hand hurts through the pad.

1544
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,560
Get the fuck out of here.

1545
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,240
Man, I don't know.

1546
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:44,720
Smoking courage over there and talking shit.

1547
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:46,360
That's what you're smoking.

1548
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,360
Jesus, man.

1549
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,920
I gotta give you a hit off of that stuff.

1550
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,800
No, that's funny though.

1551
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,400
It is fun though, man.

1552
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:58,400
I want to fucking go out and spar.

1553
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,040
Like with people on the streets.

1554
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,040
You can do it to homeless.

1555
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,040
I want immigrants.

1556
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,160
We can spar against immigrants.

1557
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:08,640
They might be fucking formally trained though because most of them are here as UN soldiers.

1558
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,600
Okay, well, this is another thing.

1559
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:18,120
Just waiting for the phone call or the text to fucking snap into action and kill everybody.

1560
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,120
Is this something that you believe in highly?

1561
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,760
I fucking, that's something I know.

1562
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,280
Okay, I mean, there is.

1563
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,760
Why are all these motherfucking military guys here?

1564
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,120
Which way do they lean these immigrants, do you think?

1565
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,280
Well, no, they ask them, what are you doing here?

1566
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,880
And a lot of them are saying I'm a UN soldier.

1567
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,880
Okay.

1568
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,400
So, you know, they're living in fucking times.

1569
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:39,400
That's unsettling.

1570
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,160
Yeah, very unsettling.

1571
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,160
Very, very unsettling.

1572
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:50,440
But I heard they're getting like, I think it was five or maybe even seven Gs a month.

1573
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,960
Well, in some cases, $9,000.

1574
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:57,840
Dude, man, that's fucking, that's good money.

1575
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:04,280
And you know, and also Biden told the banks to fucking don't question these people when

1576
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,760
they want loans.

1577
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:10,240
Well, what do you mean, well, what the fuck is wrong with you?

1578
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,240
Are you some kind of commie?

1579
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,240
What the fuck can I do?

1580
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,240
No, you didn't.

1581
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:16,200
Man, those are fucking fighting words.

1582
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,200
Needles is a commie.

1583
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,200
You're a son of a bitch.

1584
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,840
If you say that, I'm gonna rip you off that goddamn couch.

1585
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,040
You almost got me to say it.

1586
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,520
I'm glad you didn't.

1587
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,520
I know.

1588
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,520
I'm trying to bite my tongue with this idiot.

1589
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,000
Thank you for making me those changes hard.

1590
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,480
Dealing with this retard and this idiot over here.

1591
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:38,280
Man, bring out the nastiness in me.

1592
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,280
Talking shit.

1593
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,280
Fucking asshole.

1594
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,840
You want to do your hit list?

1595
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,200
Um, sure, man.

1596
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,520
We can do that.

1597
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:54,080
If I could, uh, where it is.

1598
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,080
What's that?

1599
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,320
Oh, you're a fucking list?

1600
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,320
What the fuck?

1601
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,320
It's usually right there.

1602
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,080
We'll just do a truncated straight up.

1603
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,760
Oh shit, okay.

1604
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,240
Everybody's great and we're glad that anybody who's listening is listening.

1605
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:08,640
Oh yeah, thank you very much.

1606
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:09,640
We had a...

1607
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,200
Yeah, and I know that Ross is listening.

1608
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,760
I know Tiffany's listening.

1609
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,760
I know...

1610
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:14,760
Matt.

1611
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,080
...Math is listening for sure.

1612
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,080
Oh, Jay.

1613
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,680
Jerry, Jay.

1614
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,080
Uh, Chris.

1615
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,200
Chris, these are the people that...

1616
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,200
Our people are...

1617
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,200
...spend to me and say nice job.

1618
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,200
Yeah.

1619
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,200
We're what the fuck?

1620
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,200
And fans that we've had from the beginning.

1621
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,800
So we're gaining a little memento too, which is awesome.

1622
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,800
Thank you for listening.

1623
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,800
Well, here's the other thing.

1624
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,800
Yeah, man.

1625
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,800
We're building up...

1626
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,480
We're working on our second million worth of followers.

1627
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,480
Second.

1628
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,840
Because the first million didn't tune in.

1629
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,200
So now we're just going to start on the first, second million.

1630
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:53,320
So we're almost up to, like, I don't know, 15 million followers.

1631
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,840
No, something like 12 followers now.

1632
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,880
No, we have like a thousand...

1633
00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,880
Okay, let's get out of this.

1634
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,200
We're getting up there.

1635
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,120
We're getting the numbers higher, Matt.

1636
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:07,040
It's really exciting because we have almost a thousand followers now.

1637
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:12,040
We want to thank you people because it's because you guys tuning in and it's fucking amazing

1638
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,280
and we love you.

1639
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:17,200
And, you know, we're just doing it because we want to do it, but it's really fucking

1640
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:20,040
kick ass that people are actually listening.

1641
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,200
I'm just going to ramble on today.

1642
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,360
Yeah, dude.

1643
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,000
This is sometimes what happens.

1644
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,160
Did you just rambling on stoned?

1645
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,160
Yeah.

1646
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,160
Okay.

1647
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:36,440
So we just want to, yeah, say thanks for tuning in and I really appreciate it, man.

1648
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,440
It's fucking great.

1649
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,440
It kicks ass.

1650
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,080
I fucking love it.

1651
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:45,920
You guys are a special kind of people and I don't mean special education class either.

1652
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,920
I mean, actually special.

1653
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:51,320
Now you're demeaning the people that listen.

1654
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,320
No, I'm not, man.

1655
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,120
I'm saying that they're fucking great.

1656
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:55,120
Okay.

1657
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,120
You guys are great.

1658
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,120
Okay.

1659
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,120
Needles can't understand English.

1660
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,120
So next time I'm going to do it Mandarin.

1661
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,120
No, I'm not going to speak English.

1662
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:06,720
I'm going to do it Mandarin so you can understand next time.

1663
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:11,320
How about after groveling in apology HIV Charlie makes TV come back?

1664
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,720
He's HIV Charlie.

1665
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:15,160
What do you think?

1666
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,160
Charlie Sheen?

1667
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,160
Oh, that's great.

1668
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,960
It's like the headline of the national or in the first page of the National Enquirer.

1669
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,080
What a great rag this thing is.

1670
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,080
Yeah.

1671
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,280
Let me tell you, sorry I got distracted for a second.

1672
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,280
No, it's okay.

1673
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaking of HIV Charlie, though, I want to also say thank you for the studio time to

1674
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:39,360
the Tom's free clinic, veterinarian and car service joint.

1675
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,760
You guys are the best.

1676
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,320
You really are.

1677
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:47,960
And thanks for clearing that shit up for me with my car.

1678
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,960
I appreciate that.

1679
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:50,960
And the cat.

1680
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:51,960
And the cat.

1681
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,360
And your colonoscopy all on the same day.

1682
00:55:55,360 --> 00:56:01,160
If you do your scheduling right, you can get all that shit done and kill three birds

1683
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,240
with one stone at Tom's.

1684
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:09,240
Truly a one stop shop.

1685
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,320
Charlie Sheen's been there.

1686
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:15,280
I mind just went blank for a second.

1687
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,280
What do you call it?

1688
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,280
Shit.

1689
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:20,800
Oh, shit on a shingle.

1690
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,800
Yeah, I forgot.

1691
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,800
What's wrong, man?

1692
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,800
Nothing.

1693
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,800
I don't know what's on this shit.

1694
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,960
I completely fucking my mind just went blank.

1695
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,520
That happens all the time with needles.

1696
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:36,520
This fucking mind is a lot of blank space up in that bitch.

1697
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:41,080
It's like the void into the void.

1698
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:45,560
You go in one of his ears and little fucking mini rocket ship and you're like, wow, look

1699
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,560
at this place.

1700
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:47,560
It's huge in here.

1701
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:48,560
There's nothing in here.

1702
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,600
Well, yeah, technically if you're in a mini spaceship and you go in my head, everything's

1703
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:52,600
going to be huge.

1704
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,840
Yeah, but there's an easy to fly around because there's nothing in the way.

1705
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,360
Oh, so you're insinuating I don't have a brain.

1706
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,360
Is that what you're saying?

1707
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,360
Yeah, dude, that's how the joke works.

1708
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,960
Gosh, what about my eyes and stuff?

1709
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:06,960
Nothing connects.

1710
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,960
Yeah, you see the backs of that shit.

1711
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,960
You see the backs of my eyes.

1712
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,040
You see your eyeballs and shit like that.

1713
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,720
I mean, this has been a real joint heavy episode.

1714
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:17,560
Let me tell you.

1715
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:22,560
All right, let's end this bitch.

1716
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,400
All right, yeah, seriously, thank you for tuning in.

1717
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,400
Thanks for listening.

1718
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,400
We love you.

1719
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,400
We'll talk to you next time.

1720
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,400
Have a great day.

1721
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,400
I'm Larry and I'm Needle.

1722
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:58,400
Peace.