Time to get ready for the Larry Needles Show.
Larry.
And Larry.
Larry.
And Larry.
Alright everybody, welcome to the Larry Needles Show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
We got a special guest with us tonight, Kiki.
The third angle of the Bermuda Triangle.
I love saying that because it's so douchey
and I hope it makes people laugh.
Thanks for having me.
You're welcome.
Also, I want to make one correction on last week
when I was telling the story about George
when we were kids swimming in the sun.
He didn't have an indoor pool.
He had an in-ground pool.
I said indoor, I meant in-ground.
I know I didn't want to say anything, but that's alright.
I just got to correct what I fucked up from last week
at the beginning of each episode, you know.
Sounds like a minor mistake.
Yeah, well, I mean...
You can't keep minors around this kid, you know what I mean?
He's not even around to play around.
That was in yards, they got his stairs,
shaved that mustache.
So I was looking at this thing on the internet.
You can get pen pales with inmates.
So I was thinking maybe we should all get an inmate pen pal.
A female one.
Well, I mean, obviously we don't litter,
we don't discriminate around here.
Whatever.
But they have videos of them.
I should have brought some up, but it's very funny.
Are they masturbating and shit?
No, I'm not even talking about that.
I mean, videos you're saying are looking for pen pales.
This isn't like Ole Fanz's pen pal.
Yeah, I mean, they're not at home, Larry.
I don't know, they're in jail.
I said they were in jail.
They know, right?
Well, you just said you don't know,
and I told you they're in jail,
and you said they're in jail, so you kind of do know.
You said, I thought maybe they had Ole Fanz.
I don't know what kind of videos they had.
Ole Fanz in jail, now that's a new genre
that would probably take off, right?
How do you believe that?
How are you going to get a light ring in there?
You have to make all kind of weird toys and stuff.
Dude, it's prison.
Homemade, dildos.
You're going to have to, I mean,
and make sure your roommate's in on it.
They probably got some chick with chlamydia
that her piss is glowing.
Light up the room with them.
You need a good internet connection, too.
She's got more followers than you could shake a stick at.
Yeah, I mean, everybody...
Well, think about that.
Prison, Ole F, like that's the ultimate.
That is the ultimate kink right there.
I mean, there's nothing sexier than a chick
that's stuck in prison for murdering her ex-boyfriend.
It's spreading her cheese.
There you go.
That's a little scary.
What's that?
I don't know, man.
I was watching some 48 hours and some...
Oh, no, I was watching forensic files, too,
and they showed this bitch they killed her husband.
And, you know, she looked all innocent and whatnot,
but when they showed, like, a mug shot of her
when she was locked in prison, the bitch looked like...
It looked like she did it.
It was scary, man.
They're fucking killers.
But was there a situation, though?
Their husband beat her?
No, she had another boyfriend,
and the guy just fucking wanted to get rid of the guy.
It was bad.
She was just a woman, a complet.
And she was cold, stone fucking cold, man.
You would never guess that she did it, and she fucking...
Sometimes women don't show emotion.
That's when they kill their kids and stuff like that.
Look at the rain of bobbin.
Just to chop some dudes like...
Cut his dick off?
I mean, that's pretty serious shit.
I mean, it's all the ultimate hardcore, like, holy shit.
And then throw it out the side of the road.
And then they found it, and they reattached it.
And he did poor, right?
I hate it.
Yeah, between mile marker one and mile marker four.
I just whipped it up.
I mean, they have to take all the rocks off of it.
You know, clean it up a little bit.
They seriously did retach it,
and he ended up getting paid to do it poor.
Yeah, John Bobbitt.
Sure, sure.
But it will pay for any scarred up freakism.
Well, I mean, they have what?
Stump porn?
What did he do so bad that got him his dick cut off?
What was he doing to her?
He was abusing her, she said.
He's a green mentally.
So he deserved it then.
You know, I mean...
He said, she said sort of thing.
People said that she was kind of crazy.
But that's pretty extreme.
Well, she's not Amber, she's shitting the bed crazy.
Well, I would rather have that over penis cutting, crazy.
Yeah, but I mean, maybe she was really getting abused.
And it's like how do you...
You gotta be driven to that.
You don't just start off...
Well, first of all, she drugged him.
It was premeditated.
Oh, fuck.
So she did.
Yeah, think about that.
I did not know that.
You don't think that you would wake up
if somebody's just hacking your junk off.
I'm sure she's not a surgeon.
I don't know what kind of knife she used.
Well, yeah, all of a sudden,
when it's not feeling good anymore.
And imagine the blood flow.
I mean, there's main arteries.
Oh, yeah, you're bleeding like a motherfucker.
Aw, yeah, waking up, your junk's gone,
and you're in a pool of your own blood.
I mean, it sounds like Mexico.
Sounds worse than that, man.
Yeah, right.
This is the United States.
Just like that Jodiarius lady, remember her?
No, I didn't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she killed it.
She was a little cutie-potootie.
She killed her boyfriend.
There's a lot of women out there that do that shit.
Yeah, well, that's where they get the plot themes
for fucking movies like Fatal Attraction and shit.
Law and order.
I mean, it's all taken from the headlines, right?
Yeah, I gotta let our listeners know right now,
because they can't see us.
Needles is wearing a fucking fez from like 1958.
You get a post-it picture.
It's his grandfather's fez.
He was one of the...
He was a Shriners.
He rode one of them dead Kennedys fucking Go-Far cars.
The little cars, yeah, he was a Shriners.
So a Mason, technically, are they masons?
You gotta be a 33 degree Mason to become a Shriners.
So if you're a Shriners, you're beyond Mason.
So you've made it past the initiation phase and prospecting.
The 33 degree is, yeah, 33rd.
Especially back then?
Oh, but they took her to the B.
The one who was left with a dent hooker and a coffin.
Oh, geez, man.
Necrophilia in a coffin?
That's a new one.
Well, you know, I mean, they got some pretty fucking freaky shit going down.
I don't know.
Do they have a got of Ruex?
They were freaks?
They were freaks.
Well, I don't...
I mean, I knew my grandpa was...
They got rules and they were freaks.
But as we know them as little kids...
He did things at parades.
There was parades and he didn't do grandma.
Yeah, like shit like that, yeah.
But I mean, we weren't in the lodge when they were watching stag film.
No.
But they took care of the kids.
I mean, the parades, they were out on the go-karts, driving on them.
Fast go-karts, throwing candy out to the kids.
The Shriners hospitals, like...
Big time for the antipaths.
Definitely.
They took care of donations and shit.
They took care of families.
Yes, for sure.
At the same time, it's like once when you're a little kid, you're like,
oh, this is cool shit.
All of a sudden you get a little bit older.
My uncle Lily was a fucking big time Mason.
But there's always good sex and there's bad sex.
You know what I mean?
Not everyone is just blood thirsty.
The whole Mason theory is the checkerboard, which is the light and dark, man.
There's a complete 50-50 mixture of good and evil.
Well, that's just how the world is, right?
I know, but it also represents confusion.
It doesn't seem like the world is like that right now.
No, there's a lot less than 50% of it.
I think there's more evil going on right now.
Well, and you wonder how many people back then actually thought of it,
like, got the real story of it.
They were brought in not being told the entire truth.
Some people don't.
Yeah, no phones, no internet, and can't record shit.
Everything's still on real-to-real, you know what I mean?
You get no shit slowly.
Wow, that's the thing too.
Also, yeah, you're in.
You're sworn in and then you start getting the shit.
You know what I mean?
Well, no, the police were in.
Yeah, they were part of, what do you call it, a higher echelon sort of.
You know what the cops, there's a fraternal order of police.
That's a branch of the Masons.
The odd fellows, that's a branch of the Masons.
They're all different types of guys,
but they all adhere to the same...
Principles?
Yeah, and beliefs and rules and shit like that.
Hey, props to them.
Similar initiations and things like that.
Very secretive.
None of them guys will fucking say a word.
Skull and bones shit?
Yeah, my cousin, Skull and bones, you're automatically beyond Masons.
That's where you're a family born into.
Yeah, you don't have to worry about it.
You're just more kids.
Purchase and shit like that, J.P. Morgan and shit like that.
Carnegie.
But it's a great hat.
I mean, that thing...
It's a fat hat.
Let's get this right right now.
Oh yeah, it's not a hat.
Sorry, it's an old bitch.
Okay, let me explain to these people.
It says stern wheelers, and that must be like the fucking sect.
And then it's got, okay, it's got a crescent moon, a five-pointed star, a bent sword,
king-tuts fucking head, and then it says,
in real big letters, across the top, kabah.
And the whole thing is gold, fucking rhinestones and jewels.
We didn't look up with that, Matt.
K-A-A-B-A.
Because my grandfather had a sticker on his car.
It was on the case too, right there.
Yeah, you can see it, but this thing is old as dirt, man.
And that's not even like a sword sword.
That's like an old school...
That's the bent sword.
Yeah, I mean...
You see a guy in a camo with this sword?
Yeah.
So it's been sitting in my parent's garage, so I had to pull it out.
And can I say that it brings a smile to everybody's face?
It is.
When they look at me, you just smile.
It's classy.
I don't know about classy.
Hey, look it.
My monkey is wearing a fuzz.
Oh, look at that.
I should get a white linen suit.
Well, that's what I need to know.
That's what I need to know.
Wait, where were they...
Remember we were reading that they were illegal?
Yes.
They illegalized the fuzz in a certain country.
Because it meant some sort of defiance for like a warlord or something.
And so they literally cannot wear a fuzz if you're...
It wasn't a Morocco.
It was a...
It started in Morocco, I think.
That's where the fuzz...
But that's not where it's illegal.
Egypt, maybe?
Maybe.
Oh, man.
I didn't know where they were.
You see when in Indiana Jones old school movies?
Yes, they're very old school.
I think the monkey had one on two, didn't it?
He might have.
He took it off for tips.
Well, that's the whole idea.
The Oregon Grand Monkey always had.
The Grand Monkey.
It's a very funny, some old school shit right there.
But yeah, no, I had to bust it out because it's just been sitting in my parents' garage.
Well, yes, it's your grandfather's.
Yes, so...
You don't see shit like this, really.
And it is old school.
And I love it.
It fits kind of cool.
Definitely, I won't wear it out.
It's perfect.
I mean, I don't want to get arrested for it.
I mean, if you were the singer and a punk band, you'd definitely come out on stage wearing
it for the first song and then put it aside so it doesn't fall.
This is a very ornate fuzz.
Yeah, right?
Somebody actually put some time into building this thing.
No, that's an expensive fuzz.
You get a stage fuzz for that.
Well, here's the thing, man.
Listen to this.
I looked up online.
You could buy all kinds of free mason shit.
You could get the rings.
You could get whatever fucking thing you want.
You could get a pair of pants.
Yeah, but you really don't want to...
No, I know.
I know.
But I'm just saying, if you really wanted a new fuzz to mess up a few man-fathers, it's
doable.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, but I'm not going to get one like this, though.
It's doable.
Definitely not going to get one like this.
It's doable.
Yeah.
But I don't think, you know...
I would go with like, you know, some kind of plain, no writing, but leopard skin trim
or some shit.
Kind of so I would match my fucking monkey lamp.
There you go.
That's pretty cool.
I like leopard skin trim.
I don't know if that's official, though.
I just don't like the tassel.
It's got a huge tassel on it.
Yeah, it is very long.
I feel like a burlesque dancer every time it hits my neck.
And it's kind of out of her way, too, but still get you.
It's almost there, man, you know?
It's very silly.
So what do you think about this war in Israel?
Is it another war that we should get involved in?
No.
But it's fucked up because we almost have to get involved with the way our government
and the way the politics of the world works.
And Israel is our friend, and we really almost don't have fucking choice, so...
Well, we've already made a choice as a country without asking the people what we're going to do.
We're going to intervene and help them as much as they can.
Here's a $300 billion destroyer with carriers.
Oh, they're already going to send...
I think they're already going to send a second carrier.
Yeah, there's...
Oh, here's the thing, though.
I heard them saying they're going to send...
I think it was the Gerald Ford or something.
That's already out there.
Okay, there was another one that...
And it's going to take it two weeks to get there.
Oh, yeah.
Because it's a fucking ship.
It goes...
They could fly it there.
It cruise it at 30 knots.
It's one of the fastest...
That's only like 40 miles an hour, man.
But it's one of the fastest...
The back-size aircraft carriers.
Could you imagine going thousands of miles at 40 miles an hour?
Yeah, that's why we have a navy.
That'd be like trying to go to Japan on my scooter.
But you're taking a mini city across the world, you know?
Yes, yes.
I mean, and plus they have a whole...
They got destroyers.
They got all their shit that's going with them.
Oh, yeah, fleets.
I mean, that place is...
Like, he just said it's a city...
They said a mini armada.
Nuclear capabilities.
Like, you can house, I think, like 3,000 people on it.
Yeah, I think those ships do have about 2,500 monofacters.
Dude, there's no jets, no helicopters.
Dude, China's still like launching planes off of...
They have to have their ramp go up like a hill.
They still can't forget the...
It's like a skateboard jump.
Which is crazy.
But someone with the steam...
Like, the way our steam launches the jets, they can't figure out...
Propulsion and stuff to that level.
They also have little hooks and little...
Yeah, we have like a rubber band that just shoots at them.
It's got a ketchup hook when it lands, too.
Oh, yeah, that's...
Some kind of steam propellant, like the way it shoots them up planes off.
I'll tell you what, though, Zelinsky's not happy.
Well, yeah, he's not getting checks anymore.
All of a sudden, Ukraine's not on the TV anymore?
Well, yeah, now they're shot down, you know what I mean?
I think Zelinsky got enough money out of us, man.
That guy's sick and pretty.
He's got a freaking $25 million mansion in Miami.
And his wife just spent a million bucks at like some jewelry price in New York.
I don't know what to believe about anything, man.
Spending all my boy-town fucking heavy-time.
I mean, between the three of us, we know that shit ain't real.
The media portray, you know what I mean?
They just send out bullshit to fucking make us tell our friends that...
Oh, Zelinsky's wife spent a million dollars jewelry.
I believe it all.
Well, so do I, but I don't think it would be out in the open.
I think that it would be, you know...
Well, I think people find out and read on people these days.
You know, clerk hears it, sees it, and hates it, and fucking tells.
Like what Mary was talking about.
In the old days, they told their friends and no one heard about it.
Yeah, but like Mary was talking about signing NDAs and spewing propaganda
for getting paid by the government to be a false flag bringer.
Yeah.
It's all about the media controlling us.
It's all...
Like we were talking about Maui.
You haven't seen anything about Maui.
No, most people about Maui.
The Ukraine is on the back burner right now.
Like on my feeds and shit.
All it is is Israel and Palestinians.
Israel, Palestine, Israel.
Israel controls the media though too.
It's so crazy.
I'll flick my phone on and there's just somebody getting shot killed.
There's like a dead body on the ground.
There's like a completely desensitizing.
So here's the other thing too.
And they put doubt in people's mind and they reinforce the fucking fact that they lied to us all the time
by showing you a building going down and saying this is going on right now.
Oh yeah.
In 2021.
And then you find out all these things are fake footage and then you think well what the fuck is going on?
You think that's so weird in 2023.
Why would you do that?
They're still doing this?
Well they keep doing that because the majority of people never sit and think twice about it.
They keep believing that stuff.
But people that pay attention, you know, which is the small minority.
They realize what's going on.
But it's all about the majority.
They keep them busy and then they don't think twice about it.
The media cycle just rotates through also.
We tell you this four minutes later something else.
Also they don't debunk that.
The media doesn't do that.
I'm excited for one thing if we live through it, you know my man Edward Henry is going to write a hell of a fucking book about this.
He's probably already on it right now.
He's got boots on the ground.
That's the dude, the 9-11 book that we read.
It's very good man.
And he wrote a couple of real good Flat Earth books.
Can I see that joint please?
Oh I thought you already did it.
Yeah he does some Flat Earth stuff.
He has a definitely a wide...
He's a religious author.
He's a Christian author, Edward Henry.
He's got tons of fucking books.
But I happen to fucking really love a few of them that he wrote.
Like the way he writes it is very understandable.
The 9-11 book was like a war manual.
It literally was chapters of like six, seven pages long.
Broke shit down.
Kept on breaking down.
There are things connected that he'd say remember when I said in this other chapter,
this is connected to that, you know, real fucking concise.
And the problem is, we're fighting against each other now.
Hamas is fighting Israel, which we both supplied weapons with.
The thing is I don't get...
Okay so these people that live in Palestine,
they live, you know, Israel controls their food, their water, their electricity, all this stuff.
And all of a sudden they stockpiled 5,000 weapons to shoot at Israel.
Yeah.
This had to take years.
You just can't, I mean think about that.
They got other factions behind them.
Has belong stuff.
Yeah, and also Iran's getting fucking weapons.
But think about this, 5,000 rockets that they shot.
Yeah, that's a lot of rockets.
It's a lot of planned.
Yes, it was planned a long time ago.
Well, and they even said too that, like the Hamas' rockets,
they used to be just like high-powered fireworks.
Yeah.
But now they're saying they're way more advanced.
Oh yeah, really.
Somebody supplying them with this shit.
Yeah.
It's known that Iran does not like us.
And it's hard to believe with the mizad and the intelligence that Israel has
that they didn't know that this was going to fucking happen.
The most secure border.
It's kind of got fucking shades of 9-11 to it.
Is there a seed in there?
Ooh, I didn't smell that.
There might be, man.
I haven't smelled it.
I got this from Stoney.
Dude, I haven't smelled a seed since 1963.
It's 63 bucks.
How is that?
I'm trying to smoke us out.
I didn't mean it, man.
I didn't fucking make this.
That's all right.
What year is this?
1983.
I thought, yeah.
It's buying lids over here.
Jesus.
There was a couple seeds on my lid.
It's all right.
But it's just crazy that these people would attack the people that are pretty much taking
care of them.
Well, that's Gaza.
I don't think Israel's supplying electric and water to Palestine.
I think to most of them, they control all of it.
I believe so.
Yeah.
So why would you attack the people, like, biting the hand that feeds you?
I mean, that doesn't make any sense, does it?
I mean, I don't think it's the Palestinian people, man.
It's this faction of fucking...
Well, it's Hamas.
Yeah.
Or it's just people that have been told, you know, it might not even be the Palestinians,
because you look at these people and they're like, now we're ruined.
We don't have shit anymore.
You're not like destroyed or shit.
When I was a kid, I don't know if they did this with you guys, but they used to tell us
communism was bad.
Oh, man.
They did that with us.
Well, in their schools, they're told kill Jews, hate them, fucking...
Oh, yeah.
You know, they literally learn this in school.
They could rule the Palestinians?
Yeah.
All these kids were over there, like in those Middle Eastern schools.
You see the little kids there.
The hatred gets pounded into their head.
They're knocked at the police, little kids, man.
They're indoctrinating them into this hate.
But at the same time, the Jewish people aren't exactly...
I mean, everybody's like, oh, the Jewish people, look what they attack them.
It's like, but you've been living on the razor's edge yourself.
Yeah.
And then listen, I don't like war.
I'm not for Israel or Palestine.
I'm just killing civilians over...
Totally fucked up.
Over a million kids living in what do you call it, in Gaza.
Well, the problem is...
And they're just like, destroy it.
When you have a country that's only basically been around, what, now 50 years...
1948, or something like that, when Israel started.
Yeah.
I mean, they...
Israel, there is what do you call it, Israel...
Israeli?
Israelites?
Israelite, yeah.
Israelites.
They were there many, many moons ago.
Oh, yeah.
They lost, yeah, but then they got kicked out.
Oh, with the Ottoman Empire, like we were talking about.
And then they're back.
But when you're surrounded by people that just hate you...
And that's the whole thing.
It's inevitable that shit's gonna go down.
There's no...
The Palestinians want to exterminate the Israelis.
And then now the Israelis are like, well, what else do we have?
I mean, we are...
It's like throwing, literally throwing a rocket or rocket.
That's what they're doing.
They're underfunded, underarmed.
Like, who the fuck's gonna happen?
What's the outcome of this war?
Like, what do they expect would happen?
We attack you, and now you're not gonna retaliate?
Yeah.
And now it's like...
Well, the thing is, they know.
Dude, the Jews don't mess around.
They don't take prisoners.
No, they don't.
Well, I mean...
But these guys don't fucking play games either, man.
None of these guys are playing nice.
They don't believe in the Geneva Convention.
Fuck no, man.
No, there is no rules out there.
They've never heard of that.
Yeah, they don't...
These are people that...
I mean, they paraglide it in.
No, no, no, that's the crazy one.
First they parachuted, and then they took the riders in.
I don't understand how nobody saw this.
I mean...
That's why I'm saying it's...
It sounds like...
I'm not saying it's fake, and I know they're really killing people, and I know people lost their lives,
but it sounds like a fucking inside job or a false flag or some kind of crazy shit to me.
I mean, when you spend all of this money...
Because those fuckers got tentacles everywhere.
Well, yeah, when you spend all of this money against security...
You have an iron dome where you let people pair.
I mean, come on, man.
That's what I mean.
Everybody has satellite access now.
Yeah.
You've seen these guys practice these goggles and parachuting in some from somewhere.
Yeah, you know they're planning something.
I'm sure the United States has a satellite on Israel.
Like, hey, something's kind of going on here.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe they were just using it to start another war.
John Anford said he saw a lot of migs taken off from the Atlanta airport today,
and I saw a military fucking helicopter go above.
We've seen that before, though, here.
Yeah, but it's a weird day today.
It's the day of rage, they call it.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
The Friday of the 13th, the day of rage.
Which is, I mean...
All the college kids are fucking hopped up and fucking all on Palestine side,
because they really don't really know what's going on.
And it's not Palestine.
It's like fucking supporting ISIS or something.
Well, yeah, it's a mass.
The country, it's a fucking group within the country.
Well, they refuse to call them terrorists.
They're like a specific sect.
And they're probably getting money from them.
I don't know about that.
We've already supplied them with enough.
We literally just sent money to sympathizers,
and all of a sudden this happens.
There's kind of a weird coincidence that happened,
especially because the Middle East is the barometer of the whole world.
You know what I mean?
What happens in the Gaza Strip really kind of, you know,
because now we're drawn and Russia's coming in,
everybody's just like, everybody that hates us is gonna,
there's gonna be some sort of,
because they tried to sign that accord and Palestine wasn't in with it.
Didn't like Syria, the Syrian airports just get bombed?
Plains can't take off from there too?
I think there was somebody from Lebanon,
or Lebanese person got killed.
You know what?
Who knows?
The news that I'm reading, it's like,
anybody could just type some shit and they're like,
here you go.
What it is?
Yeah, put this up on the news wall.
It's like Russian collusion, right?
It's like anybody behind a computer can make anything up.
Somebody's just scrolling with their baby in their arm and they're like,
oh my god.
The coolest thing about it.
It's like there's one of the 900 porn lines,
you got some fat dude that can talk in a high voice like a chick.
You know, you're calling him.
He knows how to type hot shit.
When you're in chat rooms and people are pretending to be chicks and stuff,
and it's all dudes, you know?
They say that when they bust those people,
the Delphi murders in Indiana,
the guy was pretending to be a younger girl.
Oh man.
Yeah, so that's how he would,
and then he would gain their trust and befriend them.
You know what it says in the Bible, right?
No, I don't.
Well, about people that fuck with kids and hurt kids or, you know,
abuse kids, he should have a millstone tied around your neck
and tossed in the ocean.
That's what God thinks of you.
Well, yeah, but the people that are the closest to God,
his representatives, definitely don't believe in that, right?
With that kind of shit they do.
No, what are you talking about?
The Catholic Church?
Catholic Church, through that to the wayside a lot.
Oh yeah, the Catholic Church has nothing to do with God though, my friend.
What are you talking about?
That's a Luciferian organization all the way.
Well, but they still use Christianity as a means to make money.
And that's definitely what they do.
But that's the furthest thing from God as you could do,
is use it as a scheme.
Well, did you guys hear that there's,
I don't know if it's bishops or cardinals,
but there's been, I think like almost four,
I don't know if bishops or cardinals, which ones higher,
but they're questioning the Pope and the motives that he's coming out with
and saying, talking about, like they're questioning him.
About what though?
About religion and what he's accepting and saying this and that,
the things he's coming out and saying, they're like,
no, this is not what the Bible says.
This is not how it's supposed to be.
They're coming out questioning him.
I'll tell you right now, Vatican can never get attacked.
Never.
That place is, they got some shit going on down there.
You want to talk about nefarious things going on?
Christianity, more people have died for religion than have COVID.
So can't really, the name of religion has been used for
hundreds of years to murder people.
Wars are over religion.
Oh yeah.
I don't like you, color and religion.
You don't believe in God?
Do you want to convert?
Nope.
All right, we're going to kill you.
Yeah, no, it's craziness.
It is crazy and people always forget about it.
But really the only ones that do that would be like the Catholics
did it with the Crusades, the Muslims would do it,
the real radical ones that think anyone that's not a Muslim should die.
But like real true Christians never killed anybody to fucking get them to follow.
I don't know.
They never did.
I don't know what the stats are on that and if it's proven in history.
True Christians, yeah.
And if they did, they're false, man, they're evil.
But that's how the Muslim religion is though.
It's like you take over, you force, you force the religion upon them.
Yeah.
I mean, you don't want to worship, you don't want to believe you could kill.
Stone to death.
Yeah, that's it.
I mean, they just take over shit.
But the problem, I mean, look at those countries.
The UAE is probably one of the strongest entities in the whole world.
I mean, they control all that, billions and billions of dollars of oil.
Yeah, they have whatever they want.
They, I mean, don't they rule until they die?
And it's all like lineage and shit?
Possibly.
Because I mean, those people are fucking, they're crazy.
You see these videos, they have cars and all this just like.
Boo-ee-s.
The cops are fucking Rory.
Yeah.
We call it in a shit.
Where is that?
Dude, I'll tell you, that's the one video.
You see them by.
Yeah.
Where like, all of a sudden you see these highways and you see these guys in like range
rovers all of a sudden they're driving super fast.
They turn and they get the car in two wheels and the guys swing up the tires.
No, they're like doing 60 miles per hour on the highway on two wheels.
They get range rovers on two wheels and the one guy comes out the window.
He's got like robes flying and stuff.
They're crazy.
Those guys got nothing else better to do about their man.
That's the thing, it's like crazy.
They all have crazy money.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's all, who the hell knows who it's funding?
Because if we're funding, the United States is funding all these other countries.
Who the hell are these guys funding?
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
There is a mass and people like that.
Well, I mean, you know, Habala or Hezbollah, whenever the fuck it's gone.
Habala, I like that.
Yeah, I'm thinking your head now.
It's a, what do you call it?
It's fucking mesmerizing you.
Well, you hear about our country's billionaires.
Oh, this is the richest man.
This is the richest man.
No, the richest men are from the Middle East.
They're oil money, man.
You don't hear about the people.
You don't, you just like if it comes out and their names in the news, in the media,
there's other people behind it.
These are just the fall guys in the past.
100%.
But nothing's going to change.
We have to war his money.
I don't know why.
You know what I mean?
Like by COVID, now we're in another world.
You see that giant spike right there and you're, you're the second track down.
Yeah.
Did I do it again?
That was from you doing the lighter.
Oh shit.
Does it going to screw up the recording now?
No, we'll fucking fix it in the mix, baby.
Fix it in post.
Okay.
Just wanted to make sure it's on.
It's tied to my American friend.
So when we were kids, man, you guys might like this story.
When they had the Iran hostage crisis when Jimmy Carter was the president and every day
we'd come home from school and our drummer, you know, we'd walk home from like middle
school and they would show the hostages.
They would walk them out on like a tarmac or somewhere and show them and then walk them
back in.
There was 54 people with blindfolds on.
Was that the Olympic one?
No, this was just people that got hijacked.
Okay.
They were getting held in like Iran.
And so we got the idea as a band that we should put on blindfolds for the hostages.
So we practiced like that for about almost 300 days.
We didn't start right when they started.
This was your homage to them?
We practiced almost a year without looking at our guitars or the drummer didn't look
at his drums and we fucking got really good at that time.
What do you call it?
Yeah.
Wait, is that the movie they made where they got the hostages out?
Oh, what was it called?
They made a movie.
They got them out when Reagan became president.
The dynamic was in there.
Yeah, the dynamic where they, John Goodman, where they made like they were making a movie
and I ran and they ended up getting them out.
Right.
I forget, I don't know how many hostages, but yeah, I remember that.
I don't remember the exact details because I was worried about my band.
I was in middle school, but I do know that it was Reagan that got them out.
Yeah.
So Reagan, that would be in the eight early eighties.
It was 1980.
Yeah, Reagan, yeah, because the Iran Contra and all that crazy shit.
So the Munich massacre, the terrorist attack, 72, summer Olympics.
Yeah, that's where they took the Jewish.
The Palestinians took them captive.
Yeah.
Black September, they infiltrated the Olympic Village, killed two members of the Israeli
Olympic team and took nine others.
So, I mean, this has been going on like people.
It's been going on for hundreds of years.
Yeah, I mean, fighting for, and plus everybody thinks that this is a holy site.
Oh, yeah.
Jerusalem's there.
The Temple on the Mount.
Yeah.
So, and I know Kiki has a thing about that with the Temple on the Mount Sinai or.
Solomon's Temple.
Oh, yeah.
Well, they say by the time when the third Temple is built, that's when the Antichrist
will be basically known to public.
Well, he will be, they will think he's the, everybody will think he's the Savior, saving
everybody, but he's going to be the true Antichrist.
They just said that the second biggest, what's that called, where they pray?
You just said, the.
The Wailing Wall.
No, no, no, no, the Temple.
So, one of the, the second biggest Temple got destroyed in Israel, so when everything
gets back to normal, they're going to have to build another one.
Oh, yeah.
That's a fucking sign, man.
I mean, and all the Freemasons Temples are designed after Solomon's Temple loosely.
Yeah.
And supposedly there's a rush that this has to be done by 2030.
Right.
Which is kind of.
Falls in the timeline.
Yeah, which is.
Like it definitely falls into the timeline.
What is this thing, man?
Things.
In the Bible, you do not know when this shit is going to fucking go down.
It's going to happen like that.
And you better be ready, but you don't know when they can't put a date on it.
That's when they, that's when these evil motherfuckers want it to happen.
Well, no, no, no, no.
The war machine.
God, though.
The war machine is just perpetuating this, you know what I mean?
Like they, war is good.
Money comes in.
People live out.
People have, I mean, people are fighting in the streets, Israelis and the Palestinians
in the United States.
Yeah.
That's fucking weird, man.
So I know, I, you know, I, it's tough to comprehend a lot from the Bible, but it was like, I
think I sent you guys the passage Ezekiel 38, 39.
Okay.
Remind me.
We're, we're, it talks about how Israel, Palestine, they're going to get into a war
and they're going to get attacked from every aid.
Oh yeah.
And it's going to look like they're doomed.
Like they're over and then some.
Miraculous shit will happen.
Yeah.
It's explainable, something, some, yeah, natural disaster, some crazy stuff will happen and
they will survive.
I mean, but it's, it's hard to decipher.
God intervened.
Sounds like another conspiracy theory.
Oh, it's fucked up as that area is and as fucked up as they are.
They're God's people, man.
And that's, that's another thing, you know, that's the truth.
And that's, yeah, those people are hardcore too.
They don't mess around.
Like they really don't, even though they, they account for like one percent of the
population, they definitely have their shit together.
I mean, everybody held them down.
The only thing they could do was do money.
And that's how they banking and stuff.
And that's how they started.
They wouldn't let them have jobs and shit.
So, you know, they're smart as far as like getting together and buying big things and
controlling it.
Fucking, you know, getting the newspapers and getting the TV channels.
And getting the fucking Hollywood studios.
They have pride and they keep together and they buy up property and they turn in the
area.
And they got a plan and they stay together and they fucking know the plan is going to
take a long time, man.
Well, we talked about the riots in New York one, because how they have their own ambulance.
And they, and more than somebody, it was like a African American kid and then a Israeli
and they picked up the Israeli kid and they didn't take the African American.
Yeah.
And people did not like that, which see the problem, the problem with this is I have this
law, man, in the in the Zionist thing, they are more important than, you know, they're
that's how they perceive themselves.
Yes, we're dogs.
We're shit.
Oh, what do they call it?
Goyam?
Goyam Gentiles.
Goyam.
But the problem I have with this is that all these kids that are getting messed up, all
these children that are displaced.
I mean, there's no, what does that do to a kid?
You know, it's going to make hate.
It's going to bring hate into their heart.
Like, there is no good outcome of this and everybody's just throwing money at another
bad situation.
It perpetuates the fucking scene, man.
Yeah.
And people are glued to their TVs, like they, like we're just indoctrinating them and we're
getting their sense, getting everybody's senses down.
Like, here's a warning, graphic content, but is everybody going to turn away?
Not everybody.
They dissent as high as us.
That's what I wanted to say.
So it's just another day in the United States, funding another war that doesn't really seem
to have an outcome while we're funding another war that has no outcome.
Right.
People are still going to get checks.
That's it, man.
And then, you know, a lot of that money, man, a lot of it fucking gets, you know, kicked
back and fucking laundered through it and right back to the politicians that are fucking
handing it out.
Yeah.
I mean, they catch them all the time receiving money.
There's that guy that just got busted.
He had all that cash in his house and like jacket pockets and stuff.
You know, one guy they do something to, but you know.
Well, I understand that.
Everybody gets away with fucking everything.
Well, they do it right in front of your face too.
Yeah.
Like we were saying, they didn't even ask the, you know, like we should, this is a democracy.
People should be like, Hey, should we get into another war?
You know, should we throw more taxpayer money at it?
Well, they would never.
countries doing shitty.
They would never ask because they wouldn't get the right answer.
And you know, people like Raytheon and Lachlan Martin.
Yeah.
They run the fucking country.
Dude, the only thing Congress is good at is getting reelected.
Yeah.
That's the only thing good.
Making raises for themselves.
Yeah.
They vote on their own raises, which is great.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, sure.
I don't want to raise this here.
I mean, come on, right?
I mean, lobbyists, that's the job though, because everybody wants, you know what I mean?
They want you to be on their side.
Yeah.
Green energy, which is a sham.
I mean, yeah.
Kiki sent me that thing about the electric batteries.
Oh, no, no, no.
So was it Toyota?
Supposedly they have a, what is it, hard sell for a solid state battery now?
Yeah.
I don't know if it was solid.
700 and 900 miles per 10 minute charge.
Yeah.
Which that I can actually kind of get behind.
Yeah.
But I live in a part of fruition.
So it's like, I can't have an electric, you know what I mean?
I can't have a car charger.
So, New York, how difficult does it have a car?
You know, people only have cars out there.
It's not feasible.
No.
For major cities?
Not really.
No.
I mean, that's what, and the problem is they want to get rid of emissions.
It's like, we are not the biggest producer of emissions at all.
That tire fire that's going on.
I mean, that thing's been going on for like decades.
Yeah, in the Middle East.
Yeah.
Did you see that?
Yeah, I'll show you where they just, they just have, in the desert, they just have
a huge tire fire.
You could see it from, you could see it from below the firm.
As far as the firm, I can see it's just tires just have been on fire for the past, how many
decades.
Yeah, I don't even know.
Yeah.
And China, China starts up a new coal factory every month.
India, I mean, there's so much that's going on.
It's not even, it's silly to think that we can change everything instantaneously.
Well, did you ever see John Kerry when he was questioned about the private jet his family
owns?
Oh, yeah.
I don't own a private jet.
Like, well, your wife, her name is on this private jet.
You guys just so, well, that's a family jet.
I don't own it.
Yeah, just talking in circle.
You think we're that stupid?
Is she a Heinz lady?
Could be.
Yeah, she's just big areas to something.
Catch up queen.
Yeah.
Which is very silly.
Oh, we're at 40 minutes.
Should we do our little thing?
The catch up con.
Yeah, I'll do that.
So we're going to do something silly.
This is just a parody.
We're going to have a little bit of fun.
All right, the people's court.
Honorable Judge Kiki Wapner.
I'm going to be playing Hamas and you'll be playing Israel today.
Okay.
I have a mock trial.
Ordering.
In the people's court, which you all know is very silly.
Yeah, it's ordering the court.
The court is in session.
The honorable Kiki Wapner.
Brothers and sisters, please stand.
I love it.
So we all started off as Hamas.
Okay.
Hello, American pigs.
I learned English to say you are a Zionist and thank you for the weapons.
Now who will validate the parking for my magic carpet?
Yeah, I'll give it to the Baylor.
Yeah, I'll give it to the Numbers guy.
Yeah, I don't like that you guys came over.
You're not even going to do a voice?
Oh, I got to do a voice?
Oh, man.
Da-da-da.
Yeah, shit.
We told you this yesterday, but that's fine.
I'm stuck for a problem, man.
I don't like that you burnt cigarette bowls in my carpet.
What are you talking about?
Carpet where?
My magic carpet at my side.
You don't have magic carpet.
You have tanks and weapons.
What are you talking about, my friend?
Come on, buddy.
Have you ever tried hookah?
What the fuck, man?
You come into my place and you blow my sheet up.
Not cool, Murray.
What was your name again?
Jaime Shacklstein.
I'm Hank the Hamad.
No, but you know what?
Here's the thing.
What are they even fighting about?
What do you mean?
What's the fucking problem, Eva?
Jerusalem.
Jerusalem is in tree, Larry.
They just can't split down and fight over beachfront.
Is that it?
They can't fucking decide how to break it down.
Is that the fucking problem?
It's front property.
Very desirable.
Is that it, really?
Yes.
Have you not seen Melibu?
Man.
Well, was it Hamas on the beachfront?
Ah, that's just a discrepancy.
Hamas shores like Jersey Shades.
Man.
No, man.
Man.
How does it call that formation?
publishers like Jersey Shores?
üğ
Uh, Hamas Shores.
Palestinian Jersey Shore?
Right.
And we should do that next time.
6 30 in the morning they were still going well what the bad trip MDMA then a bullet in the head
Does not sound cool, I apologize
We're all in paragliders and shit come from and where do they
Paraglide in from don't you have to launch off of something?
I would use the cups
Yeah, that's a good point. She's a fuck to they come from so the paint just run and get going and start off from the
Fucking sand
Yes, you can
Yeah from La Jolla. Yeah, you have to like run off a cliff and like get a big wind from the ocean
You know this lawyer play sounds very nice
The stars of David ever not
The gliders are good. I mean, I mean they were had to get being dropped off out of a fucking helicopter
No, where the hell were they coming from?
We have paragliders the desert. I don't get it. What do you mean? You don't get big fans
The rave is in the middle of nowhere. You know how they have the like burning man. It's in the middle of nowhere
There's no way you're gonna paraglide into there unless you're starting from well, they did parachute into the rave
The gliders I think were another day
We have parachutes
First time they came in a parachute
Seems very fishy kind of like an inside job to me. It does seem fishy
Yeah, very very fishy
Paragliders seem like they would need a mountain to jump off of like what Kiki saying right?
You know fuck you can't start from level ground
If the wind catches you right
phrase Allah
Yeah, what are what wind conditions are like around there in the desert?
Pretty good. They'd be pretty good fliers to one hand and the machine gun one hand
We did drop a couple goats with bombs on them though
Don't just walk just don't tell Moshi he will not be happy we need to interview these goats
Yeah, yeah, bring him in. Oh, let me tell you there's not too much left of them. I
Mean it sounds fucking crazy to me man
I could fucking paraglide in there. I mean that's what you're worried about paragliding
We busted through a wall. This doesn't seem real that part of it. It's real. I mean, I guess it is real. Oh,
Ho ho ho, they say it is
So you don't think this happens false flag, no idea propaganda
I don't know which which to believe because I want to know how the fuck did they get get enough height to
Paraglide into a rave. How about this?
Three african african American gentlemen were chasing me. What did I do? I ran I
Mean
Didn't you guys just give us billions of dollars?
Was it a black Hawk?
Like racism around here Larry or shlomo. I think it was a black Hawk
Hmm once we left in Afghanistan
We don't know those people I'm sure they borrow weapons back and forth all the time man. We got nothing else to do
With weapons that you guys send us if I look at inside addition they're saying inside addition. Yeah
It's a repeat of the same thing. They say Hamas used motorized paragliders instead of fans
This is news to me so there's such thing inside addition. Yeah, oh they did pair of light into the rave party
Oh, really? I thought I was a parachuting very difficult to drive
A parachuting a parachuting yeah with the fan on the back. Yes. Oh
Look at that Larry's got the jokes. She almost got jokes
So how long would the world go on?
Man, it's gonna last till fuck forever. It's gonna go on forever like the sound of this
Because what are they gonna do kill every person one side kill every person on the other side?
It's their goal. Yeah
My nation you never heard that
Population you think that's gonna happen. Yeah, it already is
It was kind of quiet for a long time too. Wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it was but here's the thing discovered Michael Jackson
Oh, yeah, it's a little faster
Yeah
I saw the Indian version the Bollywood
They know how to do karate and shit. Oh, yeah
Oh, it's a very good. Yeah, it's a little faster
They take everything a little bit faster like that midget dude
So what we figured out is I don't know the war is going nowhere. Yeah, one's gonna win
So they're fucking you're telling me they got the iron dome
They get shoot down fucking missiles and the people could paraglide wherever willy-nilly
Parachute in yeah, that's one thing whether they went under the radar during the day
You know, I mean crazy. They have lookout towers. I mean the place is secure
It's it's probably one of the most secure places in the world. Yeah
Somebody I mean, they're never gonna admit
Fire more secure than we are. We're the ones that
People in our borders
Paragliders would have been caught back in like the 10th century, you know, I mean, that's the first thing you see is somebody's flying and slowly
Yeah, I mean it would take you two seconds to shoot those guys down seriously so when you really think about it and
Actually talk about it with people that don't want to argue about like oh, you're with him. I like no, I'm not
I just want to talk about it. Yeah, what's good like I was talking with the guy and we're today about it
And he's watching the news and he's like dad babies. I'm like debunked. I'm like, sorry man. I'm like
It sucks. No, man. They're killing babies and raping and doing all this stuff. I'm like
Okay, look at the proof. If they could that's what you want to believe man. That's what you're gonna believe. It's all wrong the
The news industrial complex. Just like the military. It's they're using it
They're weaponizing the media and they all became one is the thing man
They're working. Yeah, one giant conglomeration of bullshit and there's you know, we can see any bill believes it
It's why you just don't watch TV, but that's very difficult
And nothing you're gonna hear that they don't want you to hear unless it's you know some shit that's banned or nothing's factual
No, I mean like everything is no, I mean everything is a cover story
Yeah, well it's meant to bury the truth or distract you from the truth that actually gains steam
The fact check right away debunk it. Oh, no, that was yeah, that's not true
You know murders are popular aggression violence like they just desensitize the southern, you know now it's entertainment
It's not even they make news shows for pure entertainment the five
Gutfeld and you know what I mean like
Yeah, you just listen to some talking head on the TV for an hour by himself just ranting about it
Look at Alex Jones that guy just fucking goes off
Alex Jones is kicking some truth though. Well, yeah, I mean I hated by those people
That's why he was demonetized the platform
Yeah, I mean literally every First Amendment right that he had was completely thrown to the wayside right date people
That's the problem. It's gonna charge that center over the fucking target
You know, you're not innocent until proven guilty anymore the internet
You're guilty the internet makes you guilty from be minute one. We talked about that baseball player remember
Do we talked about him right with the chick and she was texting with her friends about she's like
How do I take this guy's money? Yeah, and she was there they were yeah, she's like I'm gonna rip you off
And then to find the guy finally got he could a gag order. Oh, yeah
He but he got suspended for like an entire year in Japan for two years. Yeah, but she ruined this guy's life
Yeah, and now you don't hear it should be well, she should be in jail. She should be in jail
Yeah, she definitely should for falsifying information and hiding information
But ruining the fucking guys weapon like they're weaponizing everything now like if your
Antisemitism is now the new thing. Oh, yeah, if you're against Israel and you post about it
You're an anti-Semite right just like all those 700 Hollywood actors
They wrote a letter to Hamas
Asking them to release the prisoners
It's like great idea who the fuck cares like please come again. We're gonna send Sean Penn and Michael Douglas
And who's the other guy said? Oh?
Shit, I forgot. I think that's what you said was Michael Douglas and somebody else would he I'm not what he
I mean, someone fucking yes, I'm sure guy probably makes sense. He's the one always doing that weird shit
Yeah, he's a guy that got a chopper caught. Yeah, and why he only also went to I
Ukraine oh, I mean
Yeah, I'm no woman beater and you know, it's the way we glorify these people like he's an actor
Oh, he has so much and the human Zelinsky. I mean, they're probably kissing in the closet. Yeah
Yeah, and giving each other reach around to be in the middle of you know any controversy or any left-wing shit
Because you got to stay relevant. That's the whole thing because now
Anybody can stay where you have a certain amount of followers. They follow you they believe it's Jim Jones shit everybody drinks
Everybody's cool. Yeah, well, he's probably got three trans kids. Well, you know, he's probably I mean who knows with I mean
I don't fuck he's probably been with three trannies. Who knows man?
These guys are like with these Christian values and morals and like I'm so good. Those are the people you got to watch out for
Well fucking hide in the shadows
Yeah, Sean Penn looks fucking weird, man
They all do because they get I mean they get surgery and they all think they're gonna what's that a Versace lady Donna Versace
She looks like I mean, I don't looks like somebody hit her with the
I'm not gonna say frying pan, but yeah, somebody's through rocks at her. It's still bigger, but well, yeah for money
Just be your pool boy out there. Yeah, that's like surgery and they think that shit looks good
Oh getting the lips and the asses and it's like it's fucking weird
This is you know people women's rights this and that and then you get this giant ass and you're like why are you looking at my huge ass?
Okay, okay
Yeah, I mean we should never give the women the right to vote
Well the thing is with these trannies man
What they're doing is taking the rights and the glory away from women by acting like women and their fucking men
Well, that's like that that Mulvaney guy. Yeah, like I've been a woman for a hundred days
You know something's like motherfucker. I've been a woman for I've had four kids and I've done all this shit
Like what do you know about it? And then she's like like second. Hey responds like you're amazing
I'm gonna kill you
Hey when Caitlyn Jenner got woman of the year. Oh, yeah, he was only a woman for like six months
Yeah, I mean that is that says it all a slap in the face to all real women. Yeah, that's what I mean
It's taking away for real women. Yeah, all of a sudden. I want to be a magician
You know magicians are and I get really famous and magicians like fuck you know
Yeah, this guy's just you know, well, that's when feminists started scratching our heads like wait a minute here
What's going on? Yeah, like who do we fight for now? I think what just happened that you don't hear that much from feminists
And that's right, right? Well, where are they? They're there
What happened to the spice girls and girl power? They were feminists man
That was a girl band. They're a girl power bullshit. Yeah, I think
Men than women
Girls was for fucking 14 year old how about the African-American one called scary
I don't think that was a little I
Make sense
Not African-American she's African English. That's right. She is
I'm not using your phone
I mean, she's actually pretty still she's still Britain. She's still pretty yeah, I mean black girl the British accent
Okay, I saw her that's Mel B. I saw oh, yeah. Yeah, she was on this thing. It was like judges. No, but now
I saw her in a thing where they put him through like
Green beret training. Oh really? She was one of the kind of underground sure you watch it
It was cool man, and it was the two people that wanted
one chick was a professional
Soccer player from a while back and it was pretty hot and cool. Yeah
Yeah, and the other one was
like a beauty pageant
chick and out of all these guys professional
Athletes and stuff like that. I mean this story is gonna take us into tomorrow
These bitches were more hardcore than all these other motherfuckers put together. It was great one. They've given birth man
They say that's probably they were they were they were young these chicks were young the one girl that one was like, you know
18 or 19 she was like the last thing she did was she was a contestant on one of these
Bachelor they call reality show yeah, I mean he don't know what the hell you're watching there that stuff rocks your brain
No, it was calm. That's why you think the earth is flat the hardest much reality tv the hardest test or something like that
Okay, which is pretty cool. I mean people were fucking amazing. They made these fuckers
They get the tough guys in there and they're like oh
They break them down the basketball guy had a fucking big ego and attitude and the guys fucking screaming at them
See, I don't know. That's it was pretty fucking kick ass. Yeah, but you sign up for it
So I mean how much are you willing to take? Yeah, and they were dropping out left and right which is crazy
I think they had a last like 14 days and almost every day someone dropped out. No, that's probably also me
They show me fucking people drop. Yeah, you remember that time then I think it was in Florida
There's a hurricane out there. There's three Minnesota Vikings football players. It was two black guys and a white guy
They got stranded in a hurricane just hanging on to the piece of the boat really. Yeah, no, shit
And the white guy survived to black guy. He said oh kiki man. Are you really just setting us up for a good swimming joke?
He will not
A little of a hurricane and the guys they couldn't hang out and they're like they just gave up
They're like we're done. We can't last any longer out there. Well muscle people always forget muscle weighs a lot more
You know, I mean, I don't know
I don't know what position they played or but I mean those guys great man
But and they're you mentioned they gotta be in crazy shape. Oh, yeah
Yeah, but still but even though how much shape you're in still doing like hand grasps and stuff like you're not drinking salt water for days
That's gonna be drunk. Oh, you can't drink you should drink your urine before you're forced to I mean if you're in a hurricane sitting
I mean, yeah, what do you collect rainwater? It's hitting in your face. You're you're gonna be drinking some of it
Yeah, that's true and waves and who knows what the condition especially after hurricane. I've never heard that story though. That's crazy though
Yeah, it's like those people in the tsunami. How long were they hanging out that they gave up for days?
Three days
That shit scares me because it's sharks and shit. Oh, man. I don't want to be an open water
Open like when I when I lived in Cali and I used to surf shit would just brush up against your leg
What was that? You'd be like 30 40 yards out. Yeah, what I mean and something would just bump into your leg
And then they would what they would do is they would take pictures
Above from above and you could go on the internet and go and there would be shit in the water, man
Like right 10 15 feet away from you. Well nowadays with the drones
They got pictures like crazy with people at the beach and like 10 sharks around. Oh, yeah
I know there's the right fucking there technology is sometimes not good. I don't want to know how many fucking sharks are around me
Well, that's not it's only the sharks even though they have a small percentage of kill you went in a shark tank, didn't you?
That shark tank my shark okay. Yeah shark cage. Yeah, I died with the great whites. Isn't that crazy Guadalupe islands?
Did you see any great whites? Oh, gee. Oh
Well, they don't put you down if there's no well sometimes you have bad, you know, this was back to 2007. Okay. Yeah
I don't not have doubt in my mind they would come up
I mean there was this cage was huge where like I can pull my body out of the cage like the bars were pretty wide
Oh my god, the ocean is
Well, they would bait to they would throw a chum and shit tuna
Chum the wire like pull the tuna close to the cage so sharks come right back
Think about that if you just explain that to me
So we're gonna put you in this cage in the ocean and then we're gonna throw chum in the water
And maybe you'll see a shark like I don't know about that man
The biggest one we saw I think was like 16 foot
And that was that was a male like the females they get like 18 to 20 foot
Oh, wow, and they're as big as a vw too, right? Like because the width of them is for 16 feet 4 5 feet maybe
Oh, yeah, well, you should some of them too. They had so many
Crazy big scars on them and then also too like they would come directly underneath you see them hit the bottom of the cage
You're like, oh
Fucking way if I was outside this cage, they'd be definitely just taking a taster. Oh, yeah
You'd use a leg
Yeah easily and then each one of them want to have a little taste more than the blood
One of the blood starts to track because tiger sharks are the worst. Yeah, them too
Tiger sharks are I think those are the most
We have a great whites were on jaws and those are the ones that everybody's really afraid. Oh, yeah because they burned it in your head
Yeah, it's like with the with the globe too, you know, you're taught that at an early age
And how many shark attacks happen every year? Yeah, it's very minuscule
I knew that jaws came out man when we were kids. I wouldn't fucking even go
And yeah beach at Lake Michigan. I didn't want to go in a swimming pool
And it was low like it was local and this thing was just a savage like it just attacked people non-discriminate, you know, it was just
One with whenever it was hungry would come up to the beach and shit like
Yeah, it's just a fin. It's like this is what's supposed to scare you. It's fucking so here we go
Not without hope
2010 non-fiction book by nick schuyler
It's about describes 2009 boating accident that the guy survived
You know while out there with his three friends including NFL players and they both died
Wow, yeah, that's crazy man. What a crazy story stuck out in the open ocean is not the place you imagine that don't like
It's so hard. You're like
I'm just giving up like Pearl Harbor when those guys were in the water
I mean any place like any naval battle like getting into the water. There's mass casualties or sharks and shit
Oh, yeah, I don't know if I could just give up though, man
If it's just a matter of hanging onto this board
Well, it all depends on easier said than done. Yeah, sure what the circumstances are the weather
Did you get hurt in the fucking hurricane? You know what I mean? Yeah, like it sounds like they were so they were just fishing
No, you know, I forget what it was. I thought there was a big crazy storm
I thought it was a hurricane or something hit or they just having fun and it dragged them out to sea
Well, but that's how Florida like when you're down in Florida at just all the sudden it's nice out and all of a sudden
Minutes later you're screwed and you cannot run it. Yeah, and you're stuck out in it
I was watching these videos about tsunamis and they show like the tsunami and it's like the water draws back
And people start walking out and it's like
Man, see you later. Yeah, you're gonna be bouncing off a tree in a car and you're just getting
an instantaneous death and the water comes in and it's like it's just slowly
And it but it just like knocks the wall over. Yeah, it's not a big wave. Yeah, just a big rush of water
Multiple they make it a little bit bigger and a little bit bigger than all
I read this one in the newspaper article when I was in Mexico about this
model
and she
Got a boyfriend. I mean and fucking her pelvis was smashed
Oh, she grabbed onto a tree for safety and when the water finally receded and everything stopped watching back and forth
She was like 60 feet up
And couldn't get down and probably all smashed up to like really bad
The ocean is the scariest thing. We don't know anything about it. Nothing about it. You know what I mean?
We know more about Antarctica than we do about fucking
And about the ocean there's some shit going on down there. Yeah
Well the ocean, you know, we're not meant to fucking go down there
There's a reason that we can't handle the pressure and all that, you know
I mean somebody will try to figure something out man. I know for the land
I know James Cameron did something he had like some submersible that he went down with all the way to like
What's the go what was it? What was what was the uh?
Oh, you talking about off the coast of the Philippines or like no no the mariana trench. Yeah the mariana trench
I think all that fuck is real deep. Yeah, we're gonna line in shit. You can actually see
Molten shit coming out of it. Yeah, that's pretty wild man
Hey, the last submersible that tried to go look at some shit. RIP oceansgate
They just found another like the front part. Did you see that? Did they it's like the spirit airline?
submersible
I mean there's a crying baby in there
The Malaysian flight, uh, 308 or whatever. What's that?
Malaysian flights, that was whatever
MH320 or whatever it was
Well, they just found but no they they just said they found like an end cap to the submersible
And it had remains of people and I'm like, okay, dude. Come on man. I mean, wouldn't they be uh pretty
Well, I guess there's a fish would eat everything you would think well, no, they would implode
Yeah, they just turned a mush. The remains would mean splatter on the walls of the insides of the submersible
The fish would eat that and then it's under salt water. So it's gonna make the metal rust
So it's like, you know, that's the salt water
I don't know
They're just gonna try to close it. How fast do you think it's gonna rust that thing just
Crap under immense pressure with that salt? Well, yeah, it just imploded. Yeah, so it just dis- I mean
I'm guessing it didn't all just disintegrate, but yeah, please pieces. Yeah, I think it didn't disintegrate at all
I mean, it just it couldn't handle the pressure. It just blew up like a pop
And I'm gonna shake it
Well, my ass after Taco Bell, but I don't
But I don't understand the whole fascination with wanting to go, you know what I mean like
All right, we're gonna put you in this thing and it's barely legal. I mean, I know that's Larry's favorite newbie man
I do like that
This thing is barely legal and you want to take this billionaire and like this, you know, I
I here's the thing these guys have done everything and now here's the thing we could do and it's only 250
Thousand yeah, 250 thousand dollars to them. That's fucking chump change
So they go do it because they've done everything else. They're
Fucking billionaires, you know, that's why but the problem is they wanted to go see the titanic and part of the titanic
That wasn't caused by an iceberg and that's how we got
the fed
To what right? Well, the titanic didn't even crash. It was another ship. Well, they say the titanic
Will switch top. Yeah, JP Morgan JP Morgan. Yeah, exactly because they wanted to get the fed
Well, they were there were people on that that were very influential people
It was yeah, that was made in voyage wasn't it killed and not let on to a life
It was the maiden voyage of the titanic but of that ship. It was not right. Yeah, so
I mean, you know about that right where they switched the ships and shit and they had insurance policies and they were all covered by JP Morgan and
It's crazy that
I mean, I don't who knows if that's real people say it is people say it's not but I mean there is evidence and
Yeah, and there's rumors
Everything's a huge people. Yeah
People around there, you know
I'll send the creature from Jekyll Island. It's off. Well, no, that's when they created the fed from Jekyll Island
Well, Jekyll, I think it's place off. Uh, was it Georgia or North Carolina? That's an island. They call Jekyll Island
Yeah, I don't know that's where they had the meeting to create the fed. Yeah
Who though all the higher ups in society the rock of fellows
JP I forget all the Carnegie's
Yeah, yeah
Um, there's like big seven or something like that. Uh, who's the
We already did the Carnegie steel. Yeah, but they were all on the same page
The beauty guys that weren't they wanted to keep it legit and honest
The ones that went down in the fucking tights hand. Oh, okay
The guys that had the money and the power to stop those. What's the best way to get a vote?
Get rid of your opponent. Yeah, you know, I mean, yeah, you know
Two can keep a secret if three can keep a secret if two of them are dead
All right, you know, that's a good mantra to go by right you want to do your hit list?
Yeah, you know what I'm just gonna say
Thanks to mr. Racks, Russ
Matthew
Chris no shirt, nick
These are all of our people
Sherry, Mary, Chrissy
Colleen and Harmony and uh, and Donnie and forth. We really donnie and forth took a
Did you finish? Let's get into this for a second. Yeah, Donnie and forth took a trip to Jamaica
And uh, we're very happy. Hopefully he hears this getting out of his shell. Hopefully he leaves his hotel room
Yeah, I think he's been farting balls. We are right. That's not, you know, we don't want to you know
He's been doing all right. Yeah, he's been doing very good
He left the country because for the last couple days he's in search of he's in an ultimate search for some kind of weed
That we smoked when we were kids or something and he's not getting the right effect off today's pot
I mean who says that? You know, I mean, I know
Compared to downtown brown we used to get you're like man, this stuff stinks
Well, it used to get really high man. Dude the dispensary on the corner over here
Jam packed when I was driving over here not a spot open, man
I believe that place is making money hand over fucking fists, dude. It is crazy. They're making me crazy
Yeah, it is we have we told Donnie and forth to get a dread wig and talk like it should make like a wigger
One of the hats with the dreadlocks sticking out. Yeah, he's got some better weather than we're having though. That's for sure
Yeah, probably he says it's really fucking nice. Hopefully they don't kidnap him and contact us
Yeah, well, man, we're sorry. I'll let you guys a friend, a free link to our podcast
Exactly
You know, if he wants to stay out there, which I don't know if I can handle that's a little bit too much out there
No, man, I couldn't handle it. It's a little bit too much
I'd rather go to the other islands. I'd rather go to Mexico. That's the place to go at least it's connected to the United States
You know, that's what I'm saying. He's afraid of Mexico. He didn't want to go to Mexico. I'm like, why?
He's doing his makeup?
Yeah, I mean, I'm like, it ain't it's fucking great, man. I love it. Mexico's great
You know, they're not an idiot and you don't cause problems. The cartels run half that shit. They're making money off the tourists
Yeah, they don't want to kill both of them. They don't kill your customers. Yeah, they may kill a couple everyone
Did you see that El Chapito?
Uh, El Chapo's kids, they don't they're not selling they don't want to fentanyl anymore, which I don't know if this is another
Ploy or another plur distraction, but they say they say they've been killing their drug dealers and trying to get rid of suppliers
Because it's given everybody's coming after them now because for some reason everybody in the United States is like Mexico is bringing in fentanyl
And it's China
Right, you know, we talked about this. It's all in
What do you call retaliation for the opium wars? Yeah
Make that's how they do it. They send in these precursors. You don't even have to buy you can buy drugs on the internet
Yeah, it's fucking weird and make your own. All you got to do is just have a spoon and some other shit to make it
It's not even I don't know
Things are going that great from this country
It's fucked up, man. Oh, it could be worse, right? It could be worse, man. You could need a trip to a Tom's free clinic. Oh, man
Hey, what is that? I forgot about Tom's free clinic. Tell me what's going on with Tom's free clinic
Tom's pace for our studio time. He has uh
A free clinic
Slashed veterinarian and in the back. He's in fury, Indiana
I like how it's a slash. It's a slash. No, this is way to win the back. He has to read this
He has a car. He has an auto mechanic shop
And then there's a veterinarian clinic and it also sees humans
But they don't separate the humans from the animals
So you're there's like cages and then there's like a medical bed and the x-ray machine human cages
Yeah, but sometimes mechanics use a cash register so it's all like greasy
So you might get a dirty bill every once in a while
It's all print. Larry banged your ass and you got a nasty rash call tom's free clinic
Now taking ebt cards
They also still have vaccines. Oh well. Yeah and and and 96 thanks because they don't do anything
Yeah, I might as well just sell thongs. Well, man, I need to make an appointment. Yeah
You can
Headgasket down these guys will take care of you Larry's got the code for you. Yeah rotate my dog. That worms. We know where to sign
Yeah, I just think I could bring my dog. Yeah, you gotta get my hemorrhoids burn family affair. Yeah
I mean, it's like, you know, my like 30 dogs looking at you
Tom's was mostly like, you know
Sexually trans
diseases and shit
For the dogs or the humans? No humans
I don't know if they'll burn your head right had to make clear because we know the mechanics are probably giving it to the animal
They do both this must have more did we ever talk about that?
I think we're gonna branch off into more business. Oh, man, they might they might have to well
I mean, I thought a business where you got coming. I invested this
He's going global. Yeah, I mean, it's the only place you get an oil change your dog's nails clipped and maybe get a couple perc effects
Mm-hmm. Give warped up. I mean, yeah, kind of ladies are you hanging out ladies of the night hanging out with
Flingalists women you like kind I can bear back
That's why you got to get the words burnt off. Yeah. Well, I mean do they ever go away?
To burn them off already. I don't know
Well, all right, they should be going. I don't want to. That should never be good. Have a great night. Yeah
No, seriously though everybody I want to thank you for tuning in
I know it's been a very somber and serious episode because of you know, it's real and everything and you know
We don't want to fucking or because other variables make light of it too much. Oh, I mean really?
Are you really have the audacity to say that's our list?
No, seriously though, you're still listening man. You're fucking awesome. We love you man. Tell your friends
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