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Time to get ready for the Larry Needles show

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Okay, everybody

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Welcome to the Larry Needles show. I'm Larry and I'm needles

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I want to start off on a somber note. We lost a family member of the Larry Needles universe

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Um shout out to Otis. Oh, yeah, yeah, he was 15 years old

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He was a little wiener dog, you know kind of like you you got a little

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Who died man? I didn't even realize it. Yeah, I would think like oh who died now

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Little bit softer now in heaven may the hills be rolling and the chew toys be plentiful Otis. Mmm. So

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RIP Otis man like to speak to the dogs in their own language out there. There's any listening. You just like it rough

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It's been proven should talk about you tried to sexually sex sexually assault a woman in our class last night at Krav Maga

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And the instructor worked you over

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So we have with the women in the men thanks to society now men and women cannot intermingle

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Yeah, and a combative form or anything of touching because you know, obviously literally has that rapist moniker going about

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and I tried and

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They were not down with that

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so there was

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So there was me needles in the sky Dave and then let's call her Svetlana. That's kind of hot

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Yeah, and she's kind of cute and she's definitely like from Russia or something got an accent and

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in this in the

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Teacher the fighting teacher that the class was a little bit small and shrunken

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So the first thing he says is he points to me and needles and goes you too cannot be together

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You got to be separated

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Got a kid in his 20 year old kid telling us that we can't fight he's fucking what 27 years younger than me

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You know, I don't I don't trust you too. He's had another month

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right and then

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And then you know and he's like, okay, so you two fight and then he goes and I'll fight and then the guys like an

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I'll and I'll fight with Larry and I said I'll fight with the girl. I'll fight the girl

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Oh, man, he grabbed on you. You were yesterday's tomatoes

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He was ready to fuck it choke your ass out. He can't even he can't even fight with her. Isn't that crazy?

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He can't know

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That's why they had to pull Ray out

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Man

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Remember they were very adamant about

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Co-ed people touching or us touching now women. I mean, we're not even trying to do it in inappropriate ways

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We all know we're sticky fingers. Yeah, I just wanted to break your arm or something

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You're just trying to smell our butt like that dude at the bookstore

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Like this is my new move

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Squad the book store

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spot on my face

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Right in front of every you just play dad

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There's play possum again. So no, it was fun last night. Oh, I forgot to tell you

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She was rolling around on the ground at one point. Well, yeah, it's lit anymore. That's what well either could you I mean come on

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Let's be honest. I was the lungs of an 80 year old man. What was it rolling on the ground though?

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You were just dying. Yeah, I mean you couldn't even fucking kick and elbow anymore

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But that's all right though. No, I did it for the full time. Did you yeah?

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Yeah, yeah, I see cuz I didn't hold the pad for him. I did double

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So that was kind of like I got a double workout we tried to get just for those few kicks and shit

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We tried to get the third bromuda triangle of crowd McGuy and but he's got midget foot right now

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So hopefully your foot heals Kiki and maybe next week you can come on and grace us with your presence. Um, um

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So fuck what did I what was I gonna say? I completely forgot

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I need to carry the show for a minute, but um

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Where are you going tonight Murphy's law? Yeah going to see Murphy's law

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What were Reggie's at Reggie's rock house or whatever they call it? I think maybe just Reggie's and um, I

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I'm excited and Murphy's law is fucking great

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One of my favorite bands. They rock. I like Murphy's law. Yeah me too

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They're like sort of like punk metal sort of yeah, they're a little punk

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You get old that for a minute

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You know no filter friend, okay, the fucking show starts at like nine o'clock probably eight o'clock eight o'clock

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They probably have an opening band two opening bands. Oh fuck

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You're looking at ten o'clock then and I told them and then last week we didn't get out there until like your last time

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We saw a DRI we didn't get out there until like 130

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He thinks we got out of there at midnight because he drank fucking 37 beers

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I only drank two fucking beers at his fucking elbow sore after that night. I bet

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Yeah, he was fucking kicking him back he

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He he wants to go at 430 today and it's like dude

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Fucking Murphy's law ain't gonna hit the stage. So probably 10 30 10 o'clock at night

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And why the fuck do you want to sit in traffic? I don't know. I mean, that's a fuck Chicago traffic fuck

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Chicago, yeah, you see the fucking

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Those kids that they they're trying to kick out the which ones the there's like a

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An inner city football team that all shares this field house like that's their home base

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Okay, and they're trying to kick them out to move migrants in oh man

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So they had a town hall meeting fucking a and assholes all the kids showed up in like their uniforms

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And everybody was going fucking buck wild nice and they were trying to

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They were literally telling everybody to shut up to shut up like your voice doesn't matter

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But we're trying to push fucking migrants into your community without even asking you well

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You know, it's funny because they're shipping these motherfuckers and busing them and flying them all over the country and

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And leave it to Chicago for these motherfuckers to you know

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Everybody just lays down and takes a course except for Martha's vineyard

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But the ladies I saw a bunch of black ladies on TV. They're like, uh, uh, man

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We're not gonna be fucking put to the back of the motherfucking shit back of the boss

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Yeah, while you're taking care of these assholes that don't even fucking belong here

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Yeah, we're already getting fucking scraps and now you're fucking taking that away you have pumping any money in our communities

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Got it now all of a sudden you have money to house and feed and medical care and all this free shit for what?

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Yeah, for what if you notice most of the people that are coming over the border. It's not a lot of women and children

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It's military age men all all military age man. Yeah, there was something like, you know out of like a thousand fucking guys like, you know

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14 women. Yeah, so I mean there's it's like Scarface. That's what it's turning into

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They're sending these people over here and now fucking dick bag. I'm not Adams, but what's his name? Um?

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Adams is New York. What's fucking Brandon Johnson Brandon Johnson Brandon Johnson is he's got a conundrum right now

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because he agreed to take all these migrants in and

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Now they don't have a place to house them and now they want to build these fucking camps for the migrants

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But the problem is is that it gets so cold in Chicago. They don't know how to heat these tents for the migrants

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Yeah, and it's cold out today. I hope these motherfuckers are freezing

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Well, that's not Christian Villeri. We have Christian values. I know it's not everybody

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They don't make them walk somewhere south. It's but it's but the problem is is that they're just letting these people in

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Have you noticed in the last three days? Biden's done three things

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Because he's so behind in the polls

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Student debt nine billion dollars. They're gonna start building the wall now. Yeah, which I mean

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Which is on already. Well, they're so dumb Congress set aside a bunch of money to do this and they fucking burnt through it

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With their fucking work agenda. Yeah, and here's the other thing they're shipping people back to Venezuela. They said so hopefully

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Well, no, that's what they said they were gonna do they're starting a ship. I want to say my dad was telling me about this girl

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They got a big Joe they got

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kidnapped and shit that

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Was it a gang of Venezuelan? Yeah, well guys are taking turns on this fucking. I don't want it

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That's I don't want to talk about that's not I mean, you know, all I could say is

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When you come to the mantlet, I don't get it tonight in fucking I

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Just hope our fucking

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Boys in the in in the city, you know, our gang let's put it's fucking take care of these motherfuckers

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You're gonna okay, so now you're gonna indoctrinate all these people into an environment that these people

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Very meticulously keep tight, you know, I mean like you just don't

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Go into the west side. No, these guys are running the streets got dope spots. They're doing all their own shit shit

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People leave them alone. Yeah, you're throwing these migrants into their neighborhood and they don't know what the fuck is going on

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No, and they're gonna find out

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the fuck around and you find out what the problem is is that

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What so the fucking left defunded the police cut all these guys back they took overtime off the books for the Chicago police and

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Basically now there's such a strain on economics in the city

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That now everybody's throwing their hands up and they don't know what to do instead of being part of the solution

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They're actually being part of the problem. Yeah, and they're not really there's no

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All right, we're getting about twelve hundred and fifty migrants a week. I heard it was more like 200 2000

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But 2000 but you know, this is what the paper. Yeah, thousand whatever

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It's too fucking many it's thousand. It's since this has been going on for 1200 too many

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Well, it's been going on for weeks. Yeah, so you have to figure we probably have a hundred maybe hundred thousand

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But it's actually been going on for fucking years. It's been going on since day one Biden got in office now

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Here's the thing. It's just starting to affect us in Chicago. No, those people in fucking New York in

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Texas and the East Coast in the South in the South West

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They're affected heavily man, California

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Texas especially Texas, Arizona fucking New Mexico those people are getting they're flooded with these motherfuckers

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You're literally flooding Kiki's boy in San Diego text them a picture yesterday. Okay, so at the Home Depot now

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It's not Mexicans anymore. It's like

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Like Ethiopians or like Africans or like they're not they're not Hispanic

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Well, you can completely tell and the picture is crazy like there's 50 of them and

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Nobody's doing nothing and they're all just hanging around

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Who's it DeSantis nor what's his name? DeSantis is Florida. Yeah, I always get them confused

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Who do you want floor of California?

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Yeah, oh, oh Gavin Newsom. Yeah Gavin Newsom. I always get those two mixed up, you know, they're completely red and blue

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But yeah, well, you know, they're both I mean this guy with the hair this guy is he just appointed some

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I think black lesbian to his governor's spot or something like that and the people and the Democrats like why would you ship somebody from Maryland?

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when we have our own black lesbians in

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That have been working their way up the system and now you outsource it like what the hell

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I mean come on well because he wants to make sure the person that's in there does what he wants them to do if he

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Well, everybody's a patty. Yeah, you know, everybody's a fucking chill

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He wants to have his fucking person in there so he can make sure well, maybe that his shit gets maybe he that's might be his running mate

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No, it's funny though before he's president. I mean, no, I think she's gonna take up some spot

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That's that would be what he was doing if he fucking moves on

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I mean the lesser of the two evils is just evil no matter what like that

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He already knows before he even hires anybody that it's gonna be a black dyke well a black-ass

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Dyke bitch. Okay. What I want. I don't I'm not I'm not editing you but I mean, you know

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Here's the thing, you know, how do you know that this black dyke bitch?

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I mean, you don't have to keep on saying how do you know?

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She's gonna be the right time black dyke bitch for the job because he picked her hand picked from Maryland

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Which has nothing to do with California

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I mean, how are you even I mean you think she's been studying the law, you know

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I mean like you just this is the fucking hypocrisy

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Problem well what it boils down to is that

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Biden's gonna get voted out. Okay, because if he gets voted back in it is

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Well crazy that people do not look at him and be like man something is wrong with him

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But you know, he's not all there. They fucking cheat man. Well, it's not okay. Listen, you know

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I know from living in in Chicago my whole life

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My wife being in politics, you know, even though she was just a public defender

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We all know that the Democratic machine in Chicago is unbreakable. Oh, yeah

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You can I mean the day is brand of a fucking city forever. It's as fixed as fixed could get Rahm a manual

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Yeah, it's the fucker fucking yeah, he's Obama's boy

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The worst thing is that there's no accountability Biden's gonna get voted out and he's just gonna wash his hands and walk away

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Like nothing happened. It's bad as ramen manual was and he was terrible

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Fuck man. Think how bad life for and then how much worse Johnson is it's really well

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It's trickle down effect of woken ism and bad and it's bad like leftism shit like it is

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It is crazy the way that they just like throw disregard to the wind

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Yeah, and they're like we're gonna let everybody in we're gonna get rid of the cops and everything's gonna be a utopia

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So you know what I mean? You know those Democrats had the cops they fucking well, you know, they didn't they believed in the cops

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That was a big part of the machine

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How about that thing we were listening to about voter fraud in America about they said Cook County literally crook County

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Yeah, they in what do you call it? They had more votes for Lyndon?

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Was it was it Johnson? Yes, it was Lyndon B Johnson then

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Then all by the Illinois or yeah, then yeah, then Obama yeah, then all those guys

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But the whole state of Illinois and other presidents elect

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Yeah, which is I've been reading a lot about voter fraud, which I don't care if anybody wants to hear the kings of it here in Chicago

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Listen listen to this so

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Other countries don't Mexico has one of the strictest voting laws in the world nice, okay, and

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What we started doing was we started like um

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We started letting people fucking just vote from home for no reason right if you say you have an ailment and you can't make it

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I got a hang nail, okay, but here's the deal now what they were doing is they would mail shit to previous addresses

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Yes, okay, so they would send multiple ballots out for this person and then they would wash them

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So they would fucking pick them up, you know what I mean like there's somebody actually would go around and pick them up

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Yeah, and then they would change the names to dead people people deployed

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People that are in mental and people that they know aren't gonna vote which is the craziest

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It's like Tammany Hall shit. Yeah, you know

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Well, that's what they do man. Well, they it's that's what you know

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Everybody knows that every fucking dead person ever in Cook County that ever died still vote three times

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There's got to be a joke about that somewhere

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I saw a meme where it showed a

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Cage like a metal bar cage over around like look like monkey bars over a grave

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Like, you know bars and they're like this is one one way we're trying to stop, you know voter fraud voting in Cook

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Yeah, but they didn't show the mailbox outside

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Inside the cage. Here's the other thing like on the last

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The last election presidential election was so fucking fixed man. They're so fucking crooked

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Well, they had they had stacks of mail and ballots

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That looked like a machine filled them in like yeah part of the photocopy and they were supposedly mailed in and they weren't even

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Folded they weren't even checked or they weren't foldable

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So they weren't ever put back into an envelope. It's impossible to mail in a ballot without putting it in a fucking envelope

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It's got to be folded, but so just that small thing right there is an obvious one

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Well over time also what they've done is they've handed out and the harvesting well, they've they've done

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Harvesting or what do you call it? They've made

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Mail and ballots more accessible. It used to be 20% I think I get a bushing gore

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I get it was was running and that was the first one that was really where bush won the election

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Actually Al Gorda and he had to secede to him. Yeah, but that was because of mail and ballots

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That was the fucking hanging chat

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Well, they but also they waited to count these ones which only counted for like, you know less than 1% of the fucking

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Yeah, but still 1% and I don't know the exact numbers. I don't know the exact exact numbers off hand

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But if you're gonna I mean they're doing shit right in front of us now. They don't even hide it

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No, like everything is a fucking conspiracy theory. I really think so it all boils down to somebody slight a hand shady bullshit

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for for what?

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Feinstein fucking dies and her she left her kids over a hundred million dollars as a public servant a

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100 million dollars. I'll do insider trading. Well, no her husband

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Her husband worked for PG&E, which was a gas company that was in that went into China

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And there's actually there's I can't remember this thing about Pelosi also in China

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I mean obviously you don't have to do you don't really need a lot around you don't need that much string to connect the dots

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No, and it's pretty the worst part is is that we suffer the most

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You know AOC and her big titties talking bullshit about how the how people need their looting places because they need to eat

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They need family they need bread for their family. Hey, look, I can order bonga

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She's dumb enough fucking box and what happened with fucking meatball and the dudes in Philly. What were they looting Larry?

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iPhones and shit

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Liquor stores to yeah, they had to shut 18 liquor stores down the next day

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Because they're gonna do that and meatballs is influence. What would you do if we were kids and they had fucking you know?

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Cocaine and heroin shots. Oh, well, that's completely different

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They're these guys are going into stores and they're stealing liquor cuz it's fucking

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I mean, I don't know where the cocaine and heroin shop is in Candyland Larry, but that's what I would fucking Rob

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But I wouldn't care about you know, they don't know if that was it. Here's the thing. I would hire you

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I'm doing okay. Yeah, I can tell I mean Jesus

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Now here's the thing what's the thing Larry these motherfuckers are taking what they for sure could either a use or be get rid of easily

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You think liquor? Yeah, come on dude

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But you know the iPhones thing is dumb all those things are useless

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Well, yeah, as soon as they steal them

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They have a fucking kill code and it kills all those phones and other paper weights

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Yeah, and if you even try to

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Tamp her with it. It sends a beep beacon out and meatballs like a fucking famous

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Well, I don't know famous. She's an influence. She posted bales begging for money and and she's got a start me

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Kickstarter, whatever fun me fuck. Go fuck me page and uh, she's a fucking

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Craig page. Yeah, that's you should oh, it's not only fans page really. Yes, man

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Yes, you can would you really watch a chick finger blast herself. That's named meatball. That looks like a meatball. I mean she was wearing a shower cap

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I mean what is going on really good ghetto? I mean

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Hey, man. Shall I say?

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Needles is probably has four kids. Well needles has got the track suit on today celebrating the first day of track suit weather

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So I mean, I don't exactly dress like a prince here. I got fucking long underwear on

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Today because you're a city reading fucking come get some come on come and get some sissy

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That's what I thought bitch

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I'll beat the fucking shit out of you. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fuck around with my microphones in my gear. I'll move the microphone

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Go outside. I'll bust your fucking. Yeah, okay

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The only way you're gonna bust my ass is if you fuck it's the fall hit me and then finger my butt

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Yeah, uh-huh, whatever

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You're talking big for a fucking little twat. Oh

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Oh, actually, that's good. You want a small twat, right? You don't want a big one

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Yeah, you're fucking pussy

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Oh, see I got your idea

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Oh, now you're gonna kill me. I mean to clip that and send that to the police and send it

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That's all right, though. We could do your fucking they'll probably say good. We fucking never did like that fucking kid

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I don't think they know me. I'm not a person that has known the local law enforcement

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They might know you through your brother or something. He's been dead for fucking years

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It doesn't mean shit man. Yeah, there's been a rotation of everybody. I know you're gonna tell me that there's no

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I mean, there's no sure. I mean, we know one guy who's fucking tells us he's wanted by the police

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But I don't know if that's true. That might be farcical

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well

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I know what's not a farce is that uh

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It's pretty spitterfike. Yeah, he stole my bicycle

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This jagged on your own man stealing leary's bicycle man on the fucking 36 year old 38 year old man or something

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Who steals a man's bicycle? It's 36 years old. He's a fucking jailbird and uh

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He beat the hell out of his girlfriend at a bar and I want to say I'm gonna make a disclaimer that

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This guy

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Is not it's just an acquaintance. Yeah, he's not a friend

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He's a dirtbag no doubt. So he's got all the

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All the dirtbag traits to prove it and um, yeah, so he beat up all 80. How old is

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Well, no, here's what happened. George is have in his 70s. George is 64 years old and he's in bad shape

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He looks like he's in his 70s. He looks like he's 80. Yeah, he's got a big easy top beard

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But he's got the uh, he's a good roomatoid arthritis and fucking he's a real good dude. So first this kid will call him james

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Anyways, I mean he beats up his girlfriend gangsters the cyples

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I don't give a fuck. I mean I can tell

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And he beats up his girlfriend at the bar and he fucking why did he beat her up?

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Cause she because it was a black guy that was the bartender a bartender. That was the black guy

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He felt like she was being too nice to to him to the bartender. I'm like, dude

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It's the fucking bartender serving drinks flirt with them a little bit. You get a free one or two

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And so he didn't fucking get that because he's very insecure and I'm very insecure

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Men don't hit women. No, but Larry tried to beat one up yesterday. No, no, I just wanted to wrestle around on that mat

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I mean that sounds even worse. You should just say I mean Larry

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So anyways, he goes to george's house on foot because now he leaves the bar because they call the cops because he's beaten

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On his woman in the bar. She's in her car still

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He goes to george's which was like his stepfather george used to date this kid's mom

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They went out for years and the kid's mom passed away from illnesses

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He was his mom was cool. Yeah, and so anyways

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He's telling george the story that he beat up his girlfriend and george goes man, that's not cool

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Why would you fucking do that? What's wrong with you? And so the kid goes fucking crazy

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I mean, we're talking hitting him with objects. Yeah, so he's like so now i'm a fucking

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Woman hitter woman beater and george's I mean you call spade right and so he smashes george in the head with a

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Full garbage can I thought it was just a lid

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No, it was a full oh it was the can

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Yeah, he fucking zinged a metal one a metal one zinged it across the kitchen

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About five feet in the corner of the bottom of the can hit george in the head

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Why do you have a metal garbage can in your kitchen because he's george?

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It's the fucking kind that's like oscar the grog

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Yeah, I know the ones that used to use his shields when you were kids

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Yeah, exactly so this son of a bitch so he beats george's hands now he hits him now he body slams george a few times

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and uh, he has

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George on the ground george jammed his thumbs in the james eyes

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Good, he should get him off of him and then I guess uh, he was whacking

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the fucking

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Uh, he had like a handle from a axe or something. No, it was from a snow shovel

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So it was a hollow aluminum piece of metal everything's aluminum in this kitchen

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Let me tell you man. So he was beating the shit out of george

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with the uh, aluminum fucking

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Handle yeah in the head in the back in the side beating his ass

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So now the kid comes to my house after this and this is at what time about one two o'clock in the morning two o'clock in the morning

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Me I'm sleeping. I'm dead tired. I just played a gig. I was up

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I fucking didn't let me tell you I'm gonna tell you with this right now

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Just by the way that he rings a doorbell. He should be put in jail

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Yeah, I mean this is every time. So now I'm in bed and my wife wakes me up

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Wait a second

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Why did your wife wake you up? Because how did the doorbell ring?

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Just go like this.

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Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

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Just fucking until his finger gets tired,

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and then he keeps on doing it again.

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And I'm talking about fucking 45 seconds worth of that.

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And then boom boom boom boom boom boom.

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So he starts hitting the door.

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And then another round of doorbell ringing.

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The glass has already broken out,

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because another psychopath broke the glass out on the front door.

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So that kind of makes me happy that my door is reinforced with fucking wood.

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If you would have stuck that arm through the door, I hope you would have fucking twisted it.

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Like they showed us, like put your hand on the elbow.

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Eight pounds of pressure, Larry, to break a bone.

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That's it. To break the elbow.

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To break the arm.

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So this kid now, I don't answer the door.

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My wife is frightened.

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I'm like, fuck it, it's James.

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He's an asshole.

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You can tell just by the ring.

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I don't want to fucking deal with this cocksucker two in the morning.

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I don't know what drama this fucking asshole has.

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Obviously you know, because it's two in the morning.

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But I didn't know that he beat up George and all this stuff.

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That was the next day George told me and I was like, holy fuck.

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So I found the snow shovel handle in my front yard and he smashed,

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and he smashed the side of Mary's car with it.

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You never told me this.

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Yeah. And I came the next day and I gave it to George.

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And then I noticed my bike was gone.

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So wait, he smashed Mary's car because you didn't answer the door.

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Yeah, because he's a fucking narcissistic little.

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Well, no, that's more than narcissistic.

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And he's going wild. That's just weak bit shit.

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You don't fucking. So he damages your wife.

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He first of all, he hits his girlfriend.

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Yeah.

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Assaults. Punched the shit out of her.

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Assaults his girlfriend.

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Yeah.

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Which is a felony, I would assume, because the way that he did.

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Assaults George, which should be another felony.

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But we're not going to talk about what...

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Very off character on the verify.

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We're not going to talk about what George wants to do about that.

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Okay? No. All right.

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So then he comes to your house, rings on the doorbell,

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and then damages your property.

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And then what does he do?

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Damages Mary's car, your property.

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And then he steals my bike.

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That's been sitting on that driveway for years.

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That I've been using. Two years.

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Yeah, I've been using that bike.

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I garbage picked it, albeit from my neighbor about,

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I don't know, five years ago.

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And all I did was pumped up the tires

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and it fucking held air.

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And the bike is like brand new.

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And it's a huffy, like mountain bike.

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It's a fucking...

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It's just a...

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It's a Larry cruiser.

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Yeah. And I loved it, man.

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And this asshole stole my bike.

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And I'm like, so he came over the next day.

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This guy comes over the next day.

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He came over, or no, two days later.

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And he knocks on the door and goes,

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so I suppose you heard about what happened.

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And I said, what, the shit with George?

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And he's like, yeah. Wait a second.

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Nothing, I'm sorry for stealing your bike

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and hitting your wife's car.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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I'm just putting in your wife's story.

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None of that.

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I heard...

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I'm assuming you've heard the story.

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What were you saying next?

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He's like, you know...

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I'm sorry I didn't interrupt you.

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Sorry about...

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I really want to tell you that I still love George and stuff.

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Cause this guy did raise this kid practically.

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Yeah, but at the same time, man,

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I really sucked up Larry.

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I rubbed the Wendy's on George's front steps

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and I fucking...

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Man, he got lucky George didn't see that.

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I know.

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But, so this guy assaults his girlfriend,

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beats her up in a bar in front of people.

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So he's got no morals, no, you know what I mean?

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Like, all his shit's out the window.

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Okay?

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Then he goes and insults George,

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like I'm gonna reiterate again.

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And then comes to your house

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and doesn't apologize for either one of them.

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No, and who knows why he was coming to my house.

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Maybe the fucking...

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Is it sociopath or psychopath?

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I don't know, a little of both.

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I think he wanted to beat my ass too.

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And so I...

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I would've killed him.

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I know.

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I would've killed him.

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And we were already taking these...

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I would've hunted him down.

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We were taking these classes already.

431
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And then here's the only thing.

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No, not even, I'll just kill him.

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Yeah, me too.

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Yeah, me too.

435
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:08,920
Yeah.

436
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,760
I want to fucking...

437
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,640
I'll use an axe handle.

438
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,840
That's a good, that's...

439
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,680
I got a fucking...

440
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,520
Hell's Angels is that.

441
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,200
I got the leg from the old Ham and Organ

442
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,040
up by the front doors.

443
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,800
Oh, I thought you meant like a prosthetic leg.

444
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,640
That would be...

445
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,440
No, it's a big wooden fucking leg

446
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,000
and it's even bigger than like a piano bench leg.

447
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,840
Okay.

448
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,680
That was holding on to George.

449
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,120
I mean, the archaic weapons we choose.

450
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,040
Like, you know, I don't want to...

451
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,120
I don't want to shoot him.

452
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:30,960
I don't want to stab him.

453
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,240
And he's like, I'm sure you noticed I took your bike

454
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,200
and I'm like, yeah, asshole, do you have my bike?

455
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,160
Did you bring it back?

456
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,320
And he's like, no.

457
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,480
But what was it?

458
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,840
He took it, he stole it.

459
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,680
And deported it.

460
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,560
Well, he rode it.

461
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,040
He lives in, you know, the next couple of towns over.

462
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,400
So he fucking...

463
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,880
When I didn't answer the door,

464
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,480
he probably wanted to come in my house for a hideout

465
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,120
after beating George's ass.

466
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,320
Or fight you if you said something stupid.

467
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,960
Or fight me.

468
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,280
And I just didn't let him in.

469
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,200
So the asshole stole my bike and probably rode it home.

470
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,600
There's nothing worse than a bad drunk.

471
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,440
Yeah, and he probably rode it back

472
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,520
to the girlfriend's house, whose ass he beat.

473
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,720
Yeah, probably.

474
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,560
I mean...

475
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,480
So my bike is there.

476
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,040
This guy, so whatever, you know what?

477
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,040
He's a fucking asshole, James.

478
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,280
Shout out to this guy.

479
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,480
So when Larry and I catch you slipping,

480
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,360
we're gonna catch you slipping.

481
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,600
Now, hopefully he doesn't listen to this.

482
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,440
He probably won't.

483
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,680
But if he does, he might though,

484
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,560
because you know, he's a nosy little cunt.

485
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,680
That's all right though.

486
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,440
If he does, I hope he does, man.

487
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,600
For what you've done is fucking...

488
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,400
Because I'm not afraid of that fucking kid

489
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,960
and I'm fucking pissed off what he did to George.

490
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,800
I really am.

491
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,400
It's really, really fucking, really not cool.

492
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,240
It's not even...

493
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,360
Because George, let me go back.

494
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,640
Let me tell, let me explain this to the people.

495
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,320
I have known George.

496
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,640
He's a couple years older than me.

497
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,040
But I have known George,

498
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,480
because I hung around with this little brother and his sister.

499
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,960
His sister's a couple years old, two years older than me.

500
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,480
His brother's my exact same age.

501
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,400
George is...

502
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,360
Okay, I don't know why you're getting

503
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,200
into the family tree of things.

504
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,560
I'm just saying I fucking hung around

505
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,040
with his brother since like fourth grade or something.

506
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,440
I mean, we're getting into lineage here.

507
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,760
I fucking know the guy.

508
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,600
I hung around his...

509
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,600
Then why don't you just tell us that Larry?

510
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,560
His house was the one with the...

511
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,640
And you keep going.

512
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,200
His house was the one with the indoor pool and shit.

513
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,640
I was literally best fucking friends

514
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,120
with his brother and his sister.

515
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:20,960
Okay, well, shout out to George, man.

516
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,560
So really, he's fucking kinda like

517
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,120
he fucking fucking with my people, man.

518
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:25,960
He's a jagot.

519
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,880
Well, no one should go through that, you know?

520
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,840
And definitely he's your friend by proxy.

521
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,640
And that's the only reason I'm friends with him

522
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,400
is because I knew his mom and George took him

523
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,240
under his wing and I got friends with George.

524
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,080
Yeah, no, and I understand.

525
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,440
And now his mother died and now he just assaulted

526
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,040
the guy who was his stepdad, technically.

527
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,880
Yeah, and the other thing is...

528
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,720
But that's fine.

529
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,560
You know what?

530
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,640
There's a special place in hell for people like that.

531
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,520
He's not gonna be able to ride on the canteen boat.

532
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,360
I'll tell you that.

533
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,200
No.

534
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,600
I will make sure that he is fisted

535
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,800
by demons 24 hours straight.

536
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,720
Well, the devil will make sure of that.

537
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,280
Well, I'm gonna be friends with a dude.

538
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,440
Yeah.

539
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,240
I wouldn't count on that, dude.

540
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,080
How do you know?

541
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,360
Have you been there before?

542
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:02,840
I read the Bible.

543
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,680
That's good for you.

544
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,720
I mean, you're reading a book.

545
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,280
It says what I was like in there.

546
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,920
The word's written on a page.

547
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:08,760
Okay.

548
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,640
You don't believe in the Catholic church,

549
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,160
but you believe in Catholicism.

550
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,720
No, I don't.

551
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,000
I don't believe in Catholicism.

552
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,840
Well, to some extent.

553
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,760
I mean, you believe in God and, you know...

554
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,600
I believe in Jesus and God.

555
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,440
Jesus and God.

556
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,440
So that's a Catholic back, you know?

557
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,920
I believe that's not Catholic.

558
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,280
They fucking...

559
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,240
They made that Catholic?

560
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,240
They just adopt some of those things

561
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,720
and fucking use it.

562
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,360
They use it under their...

563
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,480
Guys of what?

564
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,080
Yeah, like, okay, for instance.

565
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,000
This is a holy thing?

566
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,320
Well, like they fucking mock Jesus.

567
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,640
False idols and relics.

568
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,880
Yes, they mock Jesus by having him

569
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,480
on the cross and accrues him.

570
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,800
Well, did you see that thing I sent you?

571
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,880
You know, that's not the way he wants to be remembered.

572
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,640
That was a fucking shitty time.

573
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,800
But did you see the thing I sent you?

574
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,480
That they actually make a thing

575
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,320
where you can nail Jesus on the cross yourself.

576
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,080
Yeah, I saw that thing.

577
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,720
And I was reading this thing also,

578
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,560
which is, I'm gonna tell you,

579
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,240
technology is awesome

580
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,120
because they were doing this thing

581
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,240
where they were taking...

582
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:09,080
It ain't funny though.

583
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,200
They took these...

584
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,040
It's very funny.

585
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:11,880
It's not funny.

586
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,040
It's hilarious, you're laughing.

587
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,000
I'm gonna hit that bong, man.

588
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,560
You're gonna get a parking ticket.

589
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,000
And so it's very...

590
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,560
It was an actual...

591
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,960
It was like a two-foot Jesus

592
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,560
and it came on a thick cross

593
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,840
and it had holes in his hands and his feet,

594
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,600
which I was reading this thing

595
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,120
that they don't do that through your hands

596
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,560
because what happens is your body weight pulls down

597
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,400
and it rips through.

598
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,240
It rips through your wrist, you see.

599
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,600
Through your wrist, yes.

600
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,800
I was watching this whole thing

601
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,920
with this guy doing like a geometry on a computer

602
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,840
with an actual picture of a guy who was crucified.

603
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,800
That I think the cartel did or something like that.

604
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,520
And he'd like proved that over a 12-hour period.

605
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,600
Like he actually had how many inches he would fall down

606
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,600
and it would eventually just tear through his hands

607
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,280
and then he would flip forward

608
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,320
and his feet would rip out of the bottom nail,

609
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,280
which is crazy.

610
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,520
So usually they would tie their arms up

611
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,320
and then go in through the wrist,

612
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,240
which is pretty macabre.

613
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,480
A lot of them, they didn't even fucking nail

614
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,120
and they were doing Jesus extra special.

615
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:17,960
What's that?

616
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,600
There was like a centipede with them.

617
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,920
Well, here's what they would do, man.

618
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,440
Here's how you die from getting crucified.

619
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,440
You just bleed out.

620
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,280
Or the birds get you.

621
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,920
No, no, no.

622
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,640
They don't, they nailed Jesus,

623
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,240
but they usually did. Allegedly.

624
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,200
Nail, they did.

625
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,200
That's not alleged.

626
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,680
That is just a for fact. I just said it.

627
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,800
If I said it, it's on tape.

628
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,240
It's for fact. Okay.

629
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:42,080
Anyways, what they would do is tie you up there.

630
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,120
Just tie you.

631
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:43,960
You know what the crazy thing is?

632
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:48,000
And then you suffocate from not being able to breathe

633
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,840
from having your arms like this.

634
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,080
You believe in, oh, okay.

635
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,600
How many people turned zombies the other day?

636
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,440
None.

637
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,680
Okay. Thank you, Larry.

638
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,160
I wish we had something that a bell

639
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,280
or a whistle or something.

640
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,360
I can blow.

641
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,640
Okay. Did you have your 5G necklace on?

642
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,840
Did your phone even go off?

643
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:03,720
Cause mine didn't.

644
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,800
Yeah. I don't know if mine did.

645
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,000
Cause I didn't know.

646
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:07,960
Give it off.

647
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,800
I don't know where my phone was.

648
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,920
You were so stoned.

649
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,160
I didn't have my phone the entire day.

650
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,320
You forgot your own conspiracy theory.

651
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,040
And here's the best part though.

652
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,400
Yeah. You were too high to realize.

653
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,680
No. Anforth was here.

654
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,520
Oh boy.

655
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,360
Down here.

656
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,400
And he's, I'm on my,

657
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,160
I'm fucking around with that bicycle I'm fixing the bicycle

658
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,840
cause asshole stole my bike.

659
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,680
Yeah.

660
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,520
And-

661
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,360
Are you gonna hit that one?

662
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,200
Yeah. I just packed it.

663
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,040
To get the fuck out of here.

664
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:32,880
It's my turn.

665
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:33,720
Listen, listen.

666
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,560
I am listening.

667
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,040
And I'm riding around on the bike,

668
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,440
adjusting the gears and shit.

669
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,800
Adjusting shit.

670
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,360
And I come riding up the driveway

671
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,960
and he's looking into his phone.

672
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,680
His face like two inches from the screen.

673
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,320
He's like, Larry, the thing was just giving me

674
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,600
some kind of alert.

675
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,440
Oh man.

676
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,000
And he's like looking right at it.

677
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:52,840
So I'm like, dude,

678
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,120
that's the thing we're supposed to not fucking look at.

679
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,640
Dude, he's looking right at it.

680
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,000
Like, remember that circle?

681
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:58,840
Like, woo.

682
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,200
They hypnotize you like old school.

683
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,520
It was fucking hilarious.

684
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,960
So now, so fucking, they snapped down Anforce.

685
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,760
They MKed Alter him, you think?

686
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,160
I don't know.

687
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,960
But here's what they said was gonna happen, man.

688
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,000
What was gonna happen, Larry?

689
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,040
I would please explain this to me in detail.

690
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:15,880
Okay.

691
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,120
Until I get bored and tell you to stop.

692
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,640
And this is not to say that this won't happen.

693
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,480
Still?

694
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,320
Right.

695
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,160
Okay, so you know.

696
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,000
There are these spike,

697
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,720
now this is for sure.

698
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,400
JFK Jr. didn't come back.

699
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,240
No.

700
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:33,240
There are these spike proteins that were inside the vaccines

701
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,640
that are inside these little gel caps, imagine.

702
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,520
Like fucking little gel.

703
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,840
Shout out, Mr. X.

704
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,880
Little gel caps.

705
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,400
And what happens is,

706
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:46,400
when these certain frequencies get played,

707
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,440
a little one minute intervals

708
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,320
or whatever bullshit they said.

709
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,560
That frequency too, right?

710
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,560
These cells within these gel caps will swell up

711
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,160
and break the gel caps open.

712
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,800
And at this time, it will let loose like Marburg,

713
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,520
fucking Ebola and shit like that loose into your system.

714
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,600
That's already in you that was inside the vaccine.

715
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,240
So prolonged effects or instantaneous.

716
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,760
It's well, if you get Marburg,

717
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,600
you're gonna bleed to death.

718
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,760
It's like Ebola.

719
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,520
Bleed out your eyes and ears, all your orifices.

720
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,240
Your hands swell and then blood comes out,

721
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,080
your cuticles and shit.

722
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,400
You're gonna die.

723
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,560
What a fucking way to go.

724
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,440
I think they said it's like an 88% death rate.

725
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,280
Aw man, what time is it Larry over there?

726
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,120
I can't see.

727
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:39,120
And when they said that, I thought it was.

728
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,760
Okay, so then, okay, because you know,

729
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,240
some of this is science, but at the same time,

730
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,320
who fucking knows what they're putting in these vaccines?

731
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,000
I think everyone is different.

732
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,920
Like I don't think there was some sort of consistency.

733
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,240
There was many different ones.

734
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,640
Yeah, I don't think there was some.

735
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:58,400
I mean, first of all, the FDA fucking waived regulations

736
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,360
and they even put these things into human trials.

737
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,320
They just sent them to people.

738
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,600
With no fucking, I know,

739
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,080
do we gotta talk vaccines again?

740
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:07,920
No.

741
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,440
Okay, because I don't, you know what?

742
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,280
I'm just saying.

743
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,560
I'm not vaccinated.

744
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,280
Larry's not vaccinated.

745
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,120
We're still alive.

746
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,280
I'm just saying what they said was gonna happen.

747
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,080
I know, and it didn't happen,

748
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,920
but you're still gonna wait, right?

749
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,920
It might not happen that day, but.

750
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,280
I don't really know who's vaccinated.

751
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,000
I mean, some of this stuff is,

752
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,920
I mean, it sounds like Orson Welles fucking 1984 shit.

753
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,320
And it also might not have been an instantaneous thing.

754
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,520
It might, you know.

755
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,400
But they said zombie shit, which I write about.

756
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,200
But again, it was probably just a scare on the internet.

757
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,360
But now your people are scaring you.

758
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,040
Oh yeah, everybody's scaring everybody.

759
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,960
Yeah, so I mean, the fucking snake is eating its own tail.

760
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,440
No, I didn't get that frightened

761
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,000
because it says right in the Bible, Jesus says,

762
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,240
fear not, like, you know.

763
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,320
But yeah, you had your five G.

764
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,200
You had your five G medallion on, right?

765
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,760
Yeah. Okay, so another false idol.

766
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,480
It's not a false idol. Yes it is.

767
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,680
I don't worship the thing. Yes you do, you are.

768
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,840
I don't have it on now.

769
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,200
Okay, but would you wear a cross?

770
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,000
Obviously, because you worship Jesus.

771
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,520
I don't have a cross on though.

772
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,560
I know, thank gosh.

773
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,120
Oh, you wanted to know what happened yesterday?

774
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,520
What happened?

775
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,120
Man, when Dave and I were scrapping,

776
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,360
something popped out of his shirt on a gold chain.

777
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,200
He had a star.

778
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,880
No, he had the one that looks like pie.

779
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,240
You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

780
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,080
I don't know what that is.

781
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,120
I should have looked it up, but man, Larry.

782
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,680
Pie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

783
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,680
We were talking about this the other day.

784
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:34,880
So Indian shit?

785
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,640
Oh, dude, that's some trailing shit.

786
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,480
Larry's gonna be recruited as a honey pot for the massage.

787
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,280
Dude, he is in the massage.

788
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,280
I know he's gonna recruit you as a honey pot.

789
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,160
Oh fuck! Dude, it's cyclical and all that.

790
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,320
Holy shit.

791
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,080
So, I'm being dead serious, too.

792
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,320
I'm not joking about this.

793
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:50,320
He's a real creature, because here's the thing.

794
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,080
He pretends like he doesn't know what he's doing.

795
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,080
He's good with numbers, if you know what I mean.

796
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,000
Yeah, that's what I mean.

797
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,280
And he's aggressive, too.

798
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,000
I thought he buried me.

799
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,880
Not as aggressive as you? No.

800
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,680
Or they have to tell you to calm down.

801
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
A 20-year-old tell a 56-year-old man.

802
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
But here's the thing, man, I was fucking,

803
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,840
you know what's cool is,

804
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,200
because I worked one on one with Sonny yesterday,

805
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,440
so he was fucking really showing me.

806
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,000
He's got a cross on.

807
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,200
Sonny cross, yeah.

808
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,040
Sonny cross, yeah.

809
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,880
He's got the Italian.

810
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:21,720
But dude, when that, when that,

811
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,480
I don't know what that's called.

812
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,400
I need to look that.

813
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,480
He's got the horn and the, yeah, he's got the horn.

814
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,480
He's got the cross.

815
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,320
You didn't know what the horn's called?

816
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,320
I don't know what the horn is called, I forgot.

817
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,160
Ah, shit, man.

818
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,000
That's all right though.

819
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,640
It's a fucking horn or something, whatever.

820
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,480
It's some bullshit.

821
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,560
Some fucking Guido.

822
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,400
All he was missing was the fucking melee arm.

823
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,400
Kind of the moon thing.

824
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,200
The eye of the evil eye.

825
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,040
Yeah.

826
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,040
I mean, this guy's protected from everything now.

827
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,400
He's got a force field of meatballs around him.

828
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,000
He's got all those medallions,

829
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,120
and he'll beat the fucking living shit out of you.

830
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,360
Man, when he's fucking,

831
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,000
he worked you over when you said that shit

832
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
about the chick yesterday.

833
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,120
I said, I'll fight her.

834
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,160
It's hilarious.

835
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,080
And you didn't even think about it.

836
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,840
He was on you like stink on shit and you're quick.

837
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,240
You're like, ah, he just grabbed you.

838
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,080
For trying to sexually assault another class member.

839
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:06,920
That's all right though.

840
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,760
We'll all survive, right?

841
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,280
We'll fucking get to be friends with her.

842
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,440
Dude, there's, you know what, listen.

843
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,480
By the time it's all set and done.

844
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,760
You're either trained or you're not.

845
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,240
I'm not the greatest, you know, I'm not perfect.

846
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,560
I don't say I'm great at anything,

847
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,320
but at the same time, when somebody tries to grab me now,

848
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,640
I know what to fucking do.

849
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,480
Yeah, yeah.

850
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,320
You know?

851
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,440
Here's the thing though, I'm fucking looking forward to it

852
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,280
because, you know, I think it's like.

853
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,360
Looking forward to what?

854
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,200
Hurtin' people?

855
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,520
Yeah.

856
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,360
Oh, okay.

857
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,640
No, I mean, Jesus.

858
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,480
Not that.

859
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Here's what I'm looking forward to.

860
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,480
Getting real good at it because I know

861
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,160
that I'm gonna be able to do it really well

862
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,400
because it's like learning an instrument, man.

863
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,600
No, you and this fucking metaphor.

864
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,440
Here's the thing.

865
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,280
Yeah, man.

866
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,120
It really is.

867
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:46,960
It really is.

868
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:47,800
Here's the thing.

869
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,800
It's what I do and fucking.

870
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,440
Yeah, bro, listen, dude.

871
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,080
Stars, moon, sunshine, rainbows.

872
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:55,920
Motherfucker.

873
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,240
There he's the man.

874
00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:00,040
Anyways, it's like learning a fucking new instrument

875
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:00,880
or something.

876
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,720
It's fucking.

877
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:02,880
Well, you did teach yourself piano,

878
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,760
which I fucking respect more than you.

879
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,560
Yeah, I could play the fuck out of the piano.

880
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,480
I didn't even know what I was doing one year ago.

881
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,960
Did not know how to play the piano at all.

882
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,800
At all.

883
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,920
And now he plays fucking.

884
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,440
Now I'm gonna book a gig.

885
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,560
I'm gonna play a fucking gig on the piano at this place.

886
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,000
We were playing October 19th with Katacronik

887
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:25,000
in Maple Park, Illinois at Keith Kerr.

888
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,480
I'm gonna book a gig with this girl that fucking.

889
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,400
You're gonna what to a girl?

890
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,680
The girl in the guy that run the joint.

891
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,520
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

892
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,840
I'm gonna fucking book a gig with Bobby.

893
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,840
Me and Bobby are gonna do a fucking gig there.

894
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,280
Should be Otis the Wiener dog.

895
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,320
That's what you guys named you.

896
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,400
No, man.

897
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,480
Why not?

898
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,480
That's silly.

899
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,320
It is silly.

900
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:45,320
I know you're so serious.

901
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,480
No, that's just not Otis the Wiener dog.

902
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,240
He's got a good ring to it though, man.

903
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,080
Come on.

904
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,120
Anyways, whatever we call it,

905
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,840
maybe it will be called Otis the Wiener dog.

906
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,640
I don't know if Robert wants to disrespect his dog

907
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,480
in that fashion.

908
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,800
No, no, no, that's a total homage to him.

909
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,240
Right, don't you think so?

910
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,560
Yeah, I guess.

911
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,400
I mean.

912
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,440
But you know.

913
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,920
No, I don't know.

914
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,960
That's why I was saying maybe that's a good name.

915
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,800
I don't know.

916
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,440
That's sometimes kind of weird, man.

917
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,520
You get sad before every gig

918
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,280
because you see the name at the gig.

919
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,120
It's a dog.

920
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,440
I mean, I don't think it's really gonna consume him that much.

921
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,080
Yeah, we wouldn't use like fucking Mr. Bojangles.

922
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:25,920
Who's that?

923
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,160
The guy who danced and he had the dog

924
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,600
and then the dog died.

925
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,160
Man, I mean, you two weeks in a row,

926
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,760
you're really pulling out some fucking references, Larry.

927
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:34,600
20 fucking years.

928
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,800
Just dating yourself.

929
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,120
He cried about the dog.

930
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,040
I know Sammy Davis Jr. did a song.

931
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:40,880
Yeah, that's it.

932
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:41,720
The song.

933
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,640
He was using the words, motherfucker.

934
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,440
And then the dog dies.

935
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,280
He went around, he was a bum and he had the dog

936
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,200
and then the dog dies and then 20 years on.

937
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,160
That's all he still talked about.

938
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,000
Was that dog?

939
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,120
Why didn't he get a new one?

940
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,520
Sometimes you can't replace him, man.

941
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,800
Everything's replaceable.

942
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,240
It really is.

943
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,080
You don't think so?

944
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,960
You're a cold-hearted bitch.

945
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,200
I knew you were.

946
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,640
I already knew that anyway.

947
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,960
I'll take that as a win.

948
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,240
Cold-hearted bitch.

949
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,080
I don't know if that, I mean,

950
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,280
is that a, you're just assuming that I'm transgender now?

951
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,680
I don't like this.

952
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaking of transgender, did you see this fucking?

953
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,440
Oh boy.

954
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,800
Fruitcake that is.

955
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,480
Stalking your DMs.

956
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,560
Yeah, the one that keeps direct messaging me.

957
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,040
I cannot fucking, anyways.

958
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:37,040
No, the one that's representing Ukraine in the war.

959
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:37,880
And now this weirdo.

960
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,720
Wait, that is just the craziest state that I've ever heard.

961
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,520
Okay, no, it's a transgender fucking guy.

962
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,360
It's a guy.

963
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,200
Okay, so it's a man.

964
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,040
It's a man.

965
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:44,880
It's a man, baby.

966
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,880
With a blonde wig, it's a man, man.

967
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,600
With a blonde wig.

968
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,440
Okay.

969
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,440
How big is he?

970
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,280
Pretty big.

971
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,120
Well, I mean, come on.

972
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:53,960
You gotta give me fucking, how many?

973
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,800
He's your size.

974
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,280
Is he 20 stone?

975
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,280
No, he's not 20 stone, but he's fucking 18 stone.

976
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,120
Fuck them, that's for example.

977
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:01,960
He's big.

978
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,240
Oh, he's not 20 stone, but he's 18.

979
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,560
Like, that's a big one.

980
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,520
I don't even remember much of fucking stone ways, but.

981
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,440
Dude, I weigh like fucking nine stone.

982
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,880
I don't know about that.

983
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,160
Yeah, it's an English measurement.

984
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,840
Do you think that's what they do to our kilos?

985
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,880
Women in the Middle East, they weigh them

986
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,720
and that's how many stones they throw at them?

987
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,560
Yeah.

988
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,880
I like that.

989
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:23,720
That's pretty good.

990
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:26,280
Anyway, this fucking guy probably weighs a deuce

991
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,080
and he's fucking gotta fucking weigh that.

992
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,920
I don't even know what measurement that is.

993
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:31,760
200, man.

994
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:32,920
Oh, now deuce is tiny.

995
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,880
I don't even know what measurement that is.

996
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:36,720
200, man.

997
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,040
Oh, now deuce is 200.

998
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,360
Deuce, man.

999
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,680
I want two bills.

1000
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,000
Okay.

1001
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,840
Two bills.

1002
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,680
Two bills.

1003
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,520
There we go.

1004
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,360
There you go, Neal.

1005
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,200
I got that.

1006
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,520
Everything's gotta be spelled out for this motherfucker.

1007
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,520
Anyways, and he's going.

1008
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,680
I mean, you're a sugar baby, so you have no,

1009
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,440
you don't know what money, no concept of money.

1010
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,280
Exactly.

1011
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,600
Everything's handed to me.

1012
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,920
Yes, it is.

1013
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,960
And so this guy is going, this thing is he, she,

1014
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:06,960
the Russians have fangs and the blood of the innocents

1015
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,000
will be behind them.

1016
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,240
Wait a second, is this a, he's a fighter?

1017
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,920
No, man, he is a.

1018
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,760
Influencer?

1019
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,600
Yeah, or something, but he works

1020
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,920
with the US Army representing the Ukrainian Army.

1021
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,160
He's a liqueleathon.

1022
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,240
Yeah.

1023
00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:23,160
And when fucking Vladimir Zelinsky saw this guy.

1024
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:24,560
That guy can't dance into the room

1025
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,320
with a big check from the United States.

1026
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,160
La la la la la.

1027
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,000
Exactly.

1028
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,240
Even he said, I don't know about this guy.

1029
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,000
Yeah, I mean, this guy's doing fucking.

1030
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:32,840
Straight up weirdo.

1031
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,200
Loopy loops, man.

1032
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,080
He's getting on his knees and blowing everybody

1033
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:36,920
in Washington.

1034
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,760
Exactly.

1035
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,920
Actually, I think we're the way around.

1036
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,080
The Democrats have a two-book deal.

1037
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,760
Out of fucking saying weird stuff like,

1038
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,240
Vladimir Putin is a vampire and he won't be happy

1039
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,000
till he sucks the blood of every youth.

1040
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,840
Fuck that, Vladimir Putin is the man.

1041
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:51,960
And we've already talked about this.

1042
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,720
And I think I'm, I can't say enough.

1043
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,080
I'm slowly coming to your side, Larry.

1044
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,760
Yeah, if Vladimir Putin was running for president,

1045
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,280
I would vote for the motherfucker.

1046
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,320
I would be proud of that.

1047
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,000
I don't know, I wouldn't go that far.

1048
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,760
Well, he's better than, I mean,

1049
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,400
he's better than what we've had so far.

1050
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,960
He's very tyrannical.

1051
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:08,880
Well,

1052
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,120
Joe Biden isn't.

1053
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,040
But he's fucking, Joe Biden isn't.

1054
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,560
He's gonna lock up his political opponent in prison.

1055
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,400
I'll tell you right now,

1056
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,560
this shit that's happening in Philly and Chicago

1057
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,000
and looting the stores and all this,

1058
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,360
try that shit and rush a bitch.

1059
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,480
You're gonna get drop kicked.

1060
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,320
Yeah.

1061
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,520
Like some guys are gonna run

1062
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,560
from 40 feet away and drop kick you.

1063
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,440
And no one, and then they're just gonna beat your heads

1064
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,280
in with fucking.

1065
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,240
And no one's gonna say on TV that,

1066
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,080
that wasn't right and that kid should have fucking.

1067
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:32,920
Who did?

1068
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,800
You know, if we did that here,

1069
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,920
they'd say, oh God, that cop should be put in prison.

1070
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,080
No, you can't smoke a heater in here, man.

1071
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,600
We're not smoking heaters.

1072
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,920
Come on.

1073
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,040
All right, that's fine.

1074
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,040
We'll go upstairs.

1075
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,160
It's, you don't have that long to wait.

1076
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,000
No, that's okay.

1077
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,720
Well, man, fuck, call me out and shit, whatever.

1078
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,840
Well, yeah, no, they wouldn't fucking tolerate

1079
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,200
any of this bullshit that's going on.

1080
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,040
That is great.

1081
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,520
That, that, that Russian shit where the guy fucking

1082
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,360
gets his head just kicked in from.

1083
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,320
The guy is like, the guy is about six feet away

1084
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,720
from him when he jumps.

1085
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:05,760
Dude, he runs.

1086
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,840
And hits him with both feet in the fucking head.

1087
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,520
And he hits the ground like a sack of rocks.

1088
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,120
And then the cops swarm in and just start beating everyone.

1089
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,680
And all the guy did was like stole a pack of M&M's or something.

1090
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,280
No, I think he was a car thief.

1091
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,120
Oh, was he?

1092
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,080
I think it was, it wasn't that bad at all.

1093
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,120
Like here, they would have let you run.

1094
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,640
You'd be the mayor if you had a, you know,

1095
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,600
a car thief, you're practically clean, buddy.

1096
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,800
How many felonies you got?

1097
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,600
You know, 27.

1098
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,800
Oh, but yeah, they don't fucking run, Russia's how it should be.

1099
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,440
But they also make their own drugs like crocodile.

1100
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,120
Yeah. That's where fucking originated.

1101
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,880
Well, that's where Crank came from and shit, right?

1102
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:43,320
No.

1103
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:43,840
Crank.

1104
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,960
Mm-mm, that came from fucking, that's just concoction.

1105
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,160
It's a fucking, it's similar to crocodile and crank.

1106
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,560
No, no, no, no, no.

1107
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,080
But there's.

1108
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,160
I thought it was.

1109
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,040
Both of them eat your fucking arm off.

1110
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,200
Yeah, they eat your flesh.

1111
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,440
I mean, they just, it's fucking disgusting.

1112
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,840
I showed you that video, didn't I?

1113
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,400
That guy that had that open, the wound was like.

1114
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,680
Dude, I've seen a video where it showed the guy,

1115
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,920
the guy had a fucking amputated fucking arm

1116
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,280
and his fucking girlfriend is shooting him up in the stuff.

1117
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,280
Yeah.

1118
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:18,800
Yeah.

1119
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,280
They're little stumpy in lids.

1120
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,240
Another little fucking, I saw her on TV and something,

1121
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,840
they're interviewing her or something

1122
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,640
or it's on the internet maybe and she wasn't bad looking like.

1123
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,320
But stumpy wasn't there.

1124
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,600
So he probably was dead.

1125
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:37,600
It looked like, you know, she was just turned into a junkie

1126
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,600
because she still didn't, she didn't look off.

1127
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,480
She didn't have that thousand yards there.

1128
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,800
Yeah, but she was, it turned out, no,

1129
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,840
she was a hardcore junkie and she said,

1130
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,360
I got to go out and do everything now

1131
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,400
because my old man lost his leg from that.

1132
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,320
Crank shit.

1133
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,960
Now he just walked and I just nods and jackals.

1134
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,720
And I'm like, holy fuck.

1135
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,600
His name is Hoppy.

1136
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,320
You can't nod out on one leg.

1137
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,080
I know.

1138
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,600
You need a crotch literally.

1139
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,320
I mean, what a fucking metaphor right there.

1140
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,120
And then it sucks because then you'd need a crotch with a hinge

1141
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,800
so you can bend over at your waist

1142
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,760
because you'd have to nod out with just your head.

1143
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,160
You couldn't bend your whole body forward.

1144
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,480
You just need a wheelchair.

1145
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:14,840
Yeah.

1146
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,280
I mean, that's like the ultimate,

1147
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,280
that's an ultimate dope score, a wheelchair.

1148
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:19,840
Yeah.

1149
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,400
You just wheel around in that bitch all day.

1150
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,360
You don't got to walk or shoot whatever you want.

1151
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,760
Nod out in your chair.

1152
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,720
Chain yourself to it because you're going to get stolen.

1153
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,000
That sounds like a dream.

1154
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
It does, really?

1155
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,080
No, not really, dude.

1156
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:32,800
It's really, man.

1157
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,600
You just smoke weed all day.

1158
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,720
It sounds terrible.

1159
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,120
You know, maybe you can get a check.

1160
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,080
It's so fucked up.

1161
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:38,600
You know what?

1162
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,800
It's so weird because when I see those people.

1163
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,080
What do you mean those people?

1164
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:44,920
Damn, Larry.

1165
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,760
Well, when I see like when we look on the internet

1166
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,120
and you look in the different neighborhoods of the people

1167
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:50,760
on the street.

1168
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:51,320
Yeah.

1169
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:56,280
And you realize, man, those people are so, so fucked up

1170
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,280
that A, it looks terrible.

1171
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,400
Oh, I would want to be that fucked up.

1172
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,960
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

1173
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:04,680
What's C?

1174
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,600
No, no.

1175
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,160
It's bad.

1176
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:06,720
You got some?

1177
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:07,960
That what C is?

1178
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:08,800
You got some?

1179
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,680
And C, I think back to how fucked up we would get.

1180
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:16,400
And but at least when we were like that,

1181
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,680
I had someone to scream at me and say, hey, motherfucker,

1182
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,480
straighten up or something.

1183
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,120
And then you had the next day.

1184
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,320
No, you know, and I would, you know, not.

1185
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,160
Oh, we can talk about not now.

1186
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,200
Yeah, and all that.

1187
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,720
You know, you could actually maybe

1188
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:33,520
seem somewhat human.

1189
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,080
Fuck clean the floors for an hour.

1190
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,600
And this fucking shit, every single person is fucked up.

1191
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,680
Well, it's crazy because Philadelphia is not a big place.

1192
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,040
It's not like New York City.

1193
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:42,760
It's not like Chicago.

1194
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:43,760
It ain't small.

1195
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,640
But no, I'm saying, but in this, the way Philly's built,

1196
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,200
it's small, tight streets and shit like that.

1197
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,360
So a lot of people got jammed in.

1198
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,920
They got us for all like what happened in Chicago.

1199
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,800
Yeah, but if you look at Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia,

1200
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,080
that's like the main throwaway.

1201
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,800
And that's where the most shit's going down.

1202
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,640
It is a war zone.

1203
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,560
Like there's just, we talked about this before,

1204
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,400
but it's a literal war zone.

1205
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,640
But we got that too.

1206
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:09,480
But where?

1207
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,760
But not like this.

1208
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,320
There's the vagrants that we have are more spread out.

1209
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,160
You know what I mean?

1210
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,360
Like because they're in the city, like you don't go

1211
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,680
to the west side and you don't see that.

1212
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,520
No.

1213
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:22,280
You don't go to the south side and see that.

1214
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,520
You think they'd let a bunch of whites just get high

1215
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:26,640
and die on their shit?

1216
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:27,480
No.

1217
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:28,320
No.

1218
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,240
The Mexicans wouldn't allow that.

1219
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,560
You try to go do that in a humble part?

1220
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,640
Yeah, Chicago's different.

1221
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,680
Every place is different, but Philly's just,

1222
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,960
it's not like sprawling like this.

1223
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,080
It's just everybody's combined,

1224
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,960
so everybody's coagulates in one area.

1225
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,240
And it looks a lot more horrendous than it is.

1226
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:49,880
When I played in Philly, when I went on this tour

1227
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,520
and this one guy had a sign and he said,

1228
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,160
I'm not gonna lie, I need booze.

1229
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,960
And I fucking said, that's the guy we gotta give money to.

1230
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,680
And so the girl's all handing him money

1231
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,000
and then fucking, we're at the gig and the guy,

1232
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,120
and it was a, I don't know, maybe it was a Monday night

1233
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,200
cause we were on tour, but it usually doesn't matter

1234
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,960
in a punk band, you know, people are there

1235
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,040
every night of the week and fucking,

1236
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,360
the guy goes, oh man, I don't know how good

1237
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,360
it's gonna be tonight, the Eagles are playing.

1238
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,080
And I'm like, who cares?

1239
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,040
I'm thinking, wow, the Eagles, like, I'm thinking,

1240
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,000
the Glenn Frye.

1241
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,360
Don Henry and shit like that.

1242
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,560
Yeah, no, but he was talking about the football team.

1243
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,400
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1244
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,800
So the place was empty.

1245
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,640
Yeah.

1246
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,880
There was like 10, 15 people there.

1247
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,760
Because every fucking person, and I'm thinking, wow,

1248
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:37,560
he's going, oh, we love the Eagles here.

1249
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,160
Oh, they love the Eagles, man, I fucking.

1250
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,880
And I thought he was talking about the band

1251
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,760
and I'm like, wow, they really love the Eagles that much

1252
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,200
in Philadelphia, what the fuck is going on here?

1253
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,200
I told you this story, I drove into Philly,

1254
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,720
I was at work and literally five minutes

1255
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:54,480
and it was like one, two in the morning, there was a fight.

1256
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,320
As soon as I passed the sign,

1257
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,960
because there were like all these shady bars

1258
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,480
from which way I came, there was a fight outside.

1259
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,600
It was like the city of brotherly love.

1260
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,440
Nice.

1261
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,960
I've been there, it's a fucking shithole.

1262
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,080
One time I woke up in the back of the van

1263
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,840
and I look out the window and it says, go flyers.

1264
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,960
And your ass was sore.

1265
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,160
It says, go flyers in one of the office buildings,

1266
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,400
getting off the highway, entering into Philadelphia.

1267
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,240
And I'm like, wow, man, they know about the flyers

1268
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:21,080
all the way out here.

1269
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,280
I thought it was the Schaumburg flyers they were talking about.

1270
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,400
No, you're just stupid.

1271
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,680
I mean, I'm not even gonna give you a pass on that one.

1272
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,520
And my drummer's like, dude, man, the Philadelphia flyers.

1273
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,680
The Schaumburg flyers are in Philadelphia.

1274
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,720
See, I don't know about all the fucking teams

1275
00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,120
and all that bullshit though.

1276
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,480
Well, it says Philadelphia and then flyers.

1277
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,040
They say Philadelphia, it just was written in it.

1278
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,600
Oh, it said flyers?

1279
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,280
Yeah, it just said flyers and it was on big pieces of paper,

1280
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,160
on computer paper, with one letter in each window

1281
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,160
in a big office building.

1282
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,280
Philadelphia's notorious.

1283
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:56,040
You wanna hear something they did great as a fan base?

1284
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,920
So they got a good laugh out of that.

1285
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:01,400
I mean, I'm not even, I don't know why you even

1286
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,360
entertained me with that story.

1287
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,160
I'm just saying, I didn't fucking realize.

1288
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,320
How retarded you are.

1289
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,440
First of all, I woke up out of a dead sleep.

1290
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:10,840
I didn't even know what city we were fucking driving into.

1291
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:15,200
I was on the road already for fucking a week or more.

1292
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,720
Tell me what the fuck you wouldn't know

1293
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:19,600
what the fuck you were doing either, asshole.

1294
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,400
You know, literally all riled up.

1295
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,240
Fuck you.

1296
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:23,440
Yeah, fuck you too, bitch.

1297
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,520
Come and get some.

1298
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,080
Damn, you under your hit list?

1299
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,480
Because you're about to get hit.

1300
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,320
No.

1301
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,360
Do you know where it's at, Larry?

1302
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,200
No.

1303
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,040
There we go.

1304
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,400
I am so stoned.

1305
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:39,560
I know, I can tell.

1306
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,280
I wonder if no filter Frank is upstairs fucking with Mary.

1307
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,520
No, he would have came downstairs.

1308
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,280
I didn't hear the door.

1309
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,840
Well, no, you can't hear anything down here.

1310
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:49,840
I could, okay.

1311
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,120
I don't have old man ears.

1312
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,680
Okay, okay.

1313
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:54,880
It's a heavy wood door.

1314
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:55,840
Now you can hear better than I do.

1315
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:56,680
63?

1316
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,760
Yeah, fuck.

1317
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,920
I can fight better than you and hear better than you.

1318
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,280
Aw.

1319
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,120
This bitch.

1320
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:02,960
This fucker's asking.

1321
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,560
I'm gonna go outside and I'm gonna even take my shoes off.

1322
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,240
I'm gonna fucking throw my shoe at him.

1323
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,800
It's been raining out.

1324
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,640
Yeah.

1325
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,800
Oh, you're like that dude in the bush,

1326
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,520
remember when he threw the shoe at him?

1327
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,360
No.

1328
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,680
You remember that when there was that dude

1329
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,400
that threw like a, it was a scene?

1330
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,240
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1331
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,320
And he hit him with.

1332
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,160
He didn't hit him.

1333
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,160
He didn't already to go over.

1334
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,600
Bush fucking had a quick reaction.

1335
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,560
That would have been great if he would have hit him though.

1336
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,800
Aw, you wanna get, imagine.

1337
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,960
I thought Bush was a fucking cocksucker.

1338
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:28,800
Yeah, he was.

1339
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,800
He was fucking orchestrated.

1340
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,120
Well, he didn't orchestrate 9-11.

1341
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,600
He was just a guy that was put in charge

1342
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,680
to make it go through.

1343
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:35,600
Mm-hmm.

1344
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,560
He was a middle man.

1345
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,400
Mm-hmm.

1346
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,360
But we all know what we feel about that.

1347
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,880
Fuck that middle man.

1348
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:41,800
I don't know about that.

1349
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,240
That's kind of gay, but okay.

1350
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:45,680
Nice shot, finally.

1351
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,520
There's like nine kids.

1352
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,360
Finally.

1353
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,760
All right, lead your hit list.

1354
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:49,600
Fuck off.

1355
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,680
All right.

1356
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,480
I don't know why you just did that, okay.

1357
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,760
Because I knew it wasn't gonna go in.

1358
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,240
All right, no filter, Frank, man.

1359
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,080
Hope you're not upstairs.

1360
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:01,920
See ya.

1361
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,680
Yeah, hope you're not upstairs.

1362
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,520
We're asking Mary right now, motherfucker.

1363
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,360
Ross Van out there in Arizona.

1364
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,320
Matthew, Chris, you guys out there.

1365
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,800
Is that Barbara?

1366
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,640
Yeah.

1367
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:15,480
You're fucking gay.

1368
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,360
No shirt, Nick, what's up, bro?

1369
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:25,640
Still working on that same tank of gas.

1370
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,640
Thank you, sir.

1371
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,480
Car hasn't moved.

1372
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,240
I didn't get insurance for that.

1373
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,240
I didn't get insurance for that car yet,

1374
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,080
but I'm working on it.

1375
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,520
But I'm still driving that bitch around.

1376
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,080
Dude, donuts in that motherfucker.

1377
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,000
Oh man, Zodiac.

1378
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,920
We're gonna mix down that tape, brother.

1379
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,120
The Lost Fucking Banana Sack tapes.

1380
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,320
I don't know, is that like code way fair stuff?

1381
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:49,760
Yeah, no.

1382
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,920
You better not get a box.

1383
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,480
Zodiac is my buddy.

1384
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:54,440
I know who it is.

1385
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,640
I know who it is, man.

1386
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,080
Tiffany, Tiffany Woodcock, what's up, baby?

1387
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,000
Woodcock's Woodshop?

1388
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,600
Chrissy, Luanne, Becky.

1389
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:02,440
Hello, hello.

1390
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,280
Sherry.

1391
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,320
I love you, Sherry.

1392
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:08,480
Jessica, Clara, Elena and Harmony.

1393
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:09,560
Fucking cats.

1394
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,400
Mary.

1395
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,240
Mr. Axe.

1396
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,560
That's Mr. Axe.

1397
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,760
Javel, hope you're listening, man.

1398
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,200
Yeah, I heard he's flooded right now,

1399
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,040
so I hope you're doing okay.

1400
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,800
Of course, the only fans, girls.

1401
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,640
Oh man, when they keep on sending you pictures

1402
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,160
and every time I come over, all the files are open.

1403
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,600
So I know you looked at them.

1404
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,000
You can't hide that, Larry.

1405
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,920
And shout out to Otis, R-A-P, brother.

1406
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:35,920
Yeah, and we gotta save because of that.

1407
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,120
There we go.

1408
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,480
Well, otherwise we won't get our studio time paid for

1409
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,200
by Tom's Free Clinic, the best clinic, AKA,

1410
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,280
and this way in west of the Mississippi.

1411
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,840
Yeah, the best car mechanics, too.

1412
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:54,520
If you're coming off the run with the president's first song,

1413
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:59,360
called Tom's Free Clinic, we now have methadone

1414
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,640
and methadone substitutes.

1415
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,840
They should also think about taking,

1416
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,000
what's his fucking name, the attack dog

1417
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,720
that the Bidens had, had bitten over the guy.

1418
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:10,000
Oh, Cooper, not Copper, no, Sergeant or...

1419
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:10,840
Something like that.

1420
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,160
Yeah, he bit the 12th person.

1421
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,000
Major was the one.

1422
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,360
No, but the commander.

1423
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:15,560
Commander, there we go.

1424
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,600
Major was the last one.

1425
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:18,440
You know what I tried to find?

1426
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,160
Real presidential names for the dogs.

1427
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,320
I'm gonna tell you something.

1428
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,160
I tried to find...

1429
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,520
Tom's could take care of that.

1430
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,240
If you have a dog that bites everyone...

1431
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,080
I can't kill him.

1432
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,360
I mean, that's what you do.

1433
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,040
So bring Commander in, Tom's.

1434
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,400
But they have to fly him in.

1435
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,240
If Hunter brings him in, we'll give him a...

1436
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,200
We'll give a good deal.

1437
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,200
Get some kitty catamine, too.

1438
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,400
Yeah.

1439
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,760
You bring the blow, we'll give you some catamine.

1440
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,760
Oh, what was I just thinking about?

1441
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,280
Yeah, Tom's.

1442
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:47,120
Oh, I was trying to look up the races

1443
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,400
and the ages and the genders of all of the people

1444
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,160
that the dog bit.

1445
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,960
And it couldn't find anything.

1446
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,000
Because I was gonna make a good Jew joke about it

1447
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,840
because it's a German Shepherd.

1448
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,880
But I could not find any information about...

1449
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,200
They said a secret service woman.

1450
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,280
A secret service woman, no gender, no nothing.

1451
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,000
Well, gender, it's a woman.

1452
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,440
Well, for most of them, for the majority of them.

1453
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,920
It bit the gardener and the fucking dog.

1454
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,040
You remember it bit by a dog?

1455
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:14,880
Oh, yeah.

1456
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,000
I've been bit by a German Shepherd.

1457
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,240
Kiki's German Shepherd bit me.

1458
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,840
I've been bit by a German Shepherd, too, as a kid.

1459
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,800
Yeah, not cool, man.

1460
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:21,760
No, no.

1461
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,720
But never attacked because here's the thing.

1462
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:29,720
I got my leg bit once really good when I was going by

1463
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,400
on a bicycle too slow by this place

1464
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,800
where I kind of knew there might've been

1465
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,520
a German Shepherd there, but I didn't see him.

1466
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,720
And usually we would have to get some speed up

1467
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,560
to go past this one house

1468
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,160
because motherfucker would attack you.

1469
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:48,160
And then another time when I was fucking partying

1470
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:51,000
over at the Highland House, man,

1471
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,680
we were smoking rocks one night.

1472
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:57,280
Now, all of a sudden the fucking Kurtz dog,

1473
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,920
my hand was in the dog's mouth all of a sudden.

1474
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,800
I'm like, yo, and he's like, yay, smoky.

1475
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,200
Oh my God, man.

1476
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:06,920
It sounds like the Terror Dome.

1477
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:07,760
I know.

1478
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,840
And I'm like, dude, what the fuck, man?

1479
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,360
I go, I can't afford, you know,

1480
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,560
basically a bum that plays music.

1481
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,840
I can't afford to get my hands getting fucked up.

1482
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,480
It's my only way of getting money.

1483
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,720
Yeah, I can't do hand jobs anymore behind the butara.

1484
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:21,680
Yeah.

1485
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,880
And you know, and he's like,

1486
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,800
I'm really, really sorry about that.

1487
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,280
I should have said pickwick.

1488
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,480
I would never do that behind pickwick.

1489
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,640
No, just mouth stuff.

1490
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,760
You're real fucking smart.

1491
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,320
I'm just trying to make jokes.

1492
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,000
Needles is blacked out and he's had fucking.

1493
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,960
I'm not, what the fuck are you talking about?

1494
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:44,800
I'm blacked out.

1495
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,640
One monocone in half of water.

1496
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,040
What day is it today?

1497
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:48,880
Friday.

1498
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:49,720
What's the date?

1499
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,680
October 6th.

1500
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,880
Yeah, Larry, pulling through for me.

1501
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,640
Even I would have berated you no matter what.

1502
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,840
So it'll be nice to you.

1503
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,760
I know the date and I know the day.

1504
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:01,600
That's pretty dang good, Larry.

1505
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,640
So fuck me, man, I know everything.

1506
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,040
What was it again, the 6th?

1507
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,120
Yeah, October 6th.

1508
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,200
Yeah, you just got your check a couple days ago.

1509
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,440
Ahem.

1510
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,800
Sugar baby check.

1511
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,160
Yeah.

1512
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:13,000
All right, let's close this picture.

1513
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,160
I don't know about that.

1514
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:16,360
Cause you're gonna get going soon.

1515
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,880
So we gotta fucking edit it and do our shit.

1516
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:19,720
So.

1517
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,920
All right, man, I love everybody that tunes in

1518
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,440
and you guys are all really special for listening.

1519
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,160
I'm not saying that in a fucked up way.

1520
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:29,000
I mean it.

1521
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,680
Yeah, we don't mean like handicapped or anything.

1522
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:31,520
No.

1523
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,600
I mean, you must be to listen to us.

1524
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,320
Must be fucking pretty smart.

1525
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,160
Yeah.

1526
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,240
Anyways.

1527
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,080
Yeah.

1528
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,320
Yeah, that's it.

1529
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,800
I'm stoned.

1530
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,520
Have a great evening, everybody.

1531
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,680
And don't do anything that I wouldn't do.

1532
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,600
Unless you're in Boys Town.

1533
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:48,560
I'm Larry.

1534
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,400
I'm Needle.

1535
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:50,240
Peace.

1536
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,080
Peace.

1537
01:03:51,080 --> 01:04:19,640
It.