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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show

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All right, here we are ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Larry and Needles show I'm Larry I'm Needles

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How you doing Larry? I'm pretty good man. Thanks for punching me in the dick last night of Crav Maga

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You're fucking your son of a bitch man, you don't punch Dave in the dick. Do you know why'd you punch me anywhere?

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I hardly know Dave. Huh? I hardly know Dave. So just because you know me you punch me in the dick

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I mean if you want to see it, I'll show it to you. No, I'd really just punch you in the balls

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Okay, well you didn't even punch me in the balls. Well, here punch me square in the dick head

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But here's that just proves the point that you love me on accident because cuz he did it twice

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Didn't follow through to the balls and fucking here's the thing. I was just getting over zealous

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You know the guys talking about beating the fuck out of people and all this stuff

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You punched me in the dick Larry twice. It was an accident twice is not an accident

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Okay, I didn't do it twice. Yeah, you did when the second time

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When was the second time you hit me once and then you hit me again after I hit you and you said it the first time

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Well, the first time was hard the second time wasn't I mean it was not noticeable

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Noticable shall I say?

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But it hurts, you know, I got these gloves on. I don't know where the end no, you're a fucking animal out there

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I mean you're just grabbing people. We did a drill last night. That's hilarious

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So you attack somebody and then you have a perpetrator behind you lurking in the shadows

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So what you're doing is you're punching

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Okay, one guy's a pad. Yeah, three people one guys holding pads and one guys punching the pads and now the third guy

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So big take you from behind you're the rapey and the rapist is behind you shall we say no

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I was thinking more like you're beating up his friend and now his friend is coming to join in to help him

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Oh, I was just working a chick over another one came by

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You're telling me I'm sick

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In my scenario it's all women though

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Yeah, why wouldn't be punching on a woman like that? No, I would never do that. I don't condone

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Abuse of any kind animals children. No the most depraved of people do that

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So I apologize for our hey our hiatus

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I got arrested with a prostitute and my social credit score went down

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So our fascist regime of a country that's communist run right now

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Yes, well, I had that I had to

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Well, I had to do like community service technically so I volunteer at a transvestite car wash

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Let me tell you where's it at men shave your legs if you're gonna become a woman

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I mean

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Mine naturally well, thank God you have socks on because I really did not want to see your feet or whether it's getting cooler

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Yeah, it is which is good. I like to change your weather season. Yeah, I got a new car today. Oh, yeah

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You did congratulations because your other one sounds like a monster if anyone's ever familiar with the Archies comic the fucking cartoon

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Oh my gosh, how old are you Larry? That's what our car Archies comics. Yeah, you know, are you kidding me?

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You pulled out of all Batman. I mean, yeah, you know the pieces shit car that they had

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They had like a T-Bucket. I think it was really bad. I think it was a eater

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Yes, but they were out in the open. It was a bucket for sure Archie comics

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How can you date yourself more than saying something that has been published in probably 30 years?

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They had cartoons on TV and stuff. Maybe they show I mean it had to be black and white and the screen had to be six inches

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Oh, man. Yeah color. Oh

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Whoa, we don't know racism on here

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No, I don't think there's any colored kids on Archie

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But I mean we might have to actually add a train whistle for the first time in a while

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That even made me stop in my tracks. The show is in full. I was mid-drinking. I had to stop for a second

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Fuck out of here. That's all right, though. But anyways, man. I gotta give a shout out to no shirt Nick

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Because he I got a new car today and it needed a gas when I got it

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So he gave me he fucking filled up my tank. That's my brother. Thanks, bro

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And you know what and my dad fucking fronted me yell that you the whole time

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My dad drove us there. He gave me the money because I didn't have it. It was 2400 bucks and I'm gonna pay him tomorrow

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I'm like shit dude. I'm not gonna have any money until tomorrow and

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He was like don't worry about it and it's cool. He was the first or the 15th. I

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Don't know what the date is. I don't know what the date is. I love

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And I mean you have to ask that calendar, right? It's it's it's a fucking 06 ultima

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Yeah, it's pewter so the color is a little ugly, but it's got a CD player

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And first of all let's get to the first car the first car was jumped into a ditch

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Made well by our boy by our boy Pete and that wouldn't say jumped into a ditch

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This motherfucker went down a ravine

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Well, he literally drove off the road into an embankment over crossing embankment and down 20 foot at least

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Yeah, he couldn't none of the doors would open the the front and back bumper got sheared off when he went into this hole

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That's how tight it was and he couldn't open the doors

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He had to escape out of the fucking sun and there was blood all over it and it wasn't from the accident

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Because he's shooting up in my car

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You know what about it don't fucking get high until you come home

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Drop the car off. There's this blood literally

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Well, I can't actually didn't drop the car off because it was an overveen. Yeah, and then so then

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Our car was involved in a crime because they considered that a crime and all this shit because he left he ran

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Yeah, well, he called us and ran first, you know, he does he's all high and this is your cousin

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Yeah, this is my cousin. I could talk about him because he's resting dad

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Yeah, and no, alright pp and Timmy and Timmy is bro

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Anyways fucking he still makes annex and dope with a different car and with my car

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I still had my beater remember that yes, the Lumina. Yeah, they had no brakes

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Literally no break 94 Lumina. Anyways fucking he throws the back bumper of my wife's car into my car

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And I'm like what the fuck dude got get the plate off

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But you sure just taking the plate off not the whole fucking bumper

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But the thing was the front plate was on there and the VIN number and the insurance was probably in the glove

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I've got a good six fucking months to fix that car

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We had no car and it still runs and it's still

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Involved in multiple accidents and ran over

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That was just the worst one right my wife hits things like crazy and I can't say that I never didn't hit it

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We did an episode where Mary drove us remember driving Larry and needles now with the new car man so quiet in there

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Oh, I like the loudness. I was like we're in a NASCAR race

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But it's like you're in a fucking recording sound booth for a vocal booth for well, but we'll still be screaming because she's driving right

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I mean the blood curdling screams are gonna have to be edited out and

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Us saying you can't turn there. You can't turn man. She she loves a one-way street

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That's where she feels most comfortable

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Yeah, she'll put on the wrong way one way street if she fuck and then honk at the people and like they're wrong

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Yeah, thank God. She's my lawyer. Yeah, my wife is totally fucking gangster behind the wheel

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Not only that she nobody fucking parallel parks like Mary and I know that's odd because she's a woman but

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She could fucking I mean park man

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And the tightest of spaces where most people would say fuck it. I can't fit there if she can get in there

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I mean she bumps both cars. She gets in there. Yeah, I mean you forgot to leave didn't leave that out

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But not always man, you left that out. I'm sorry. What's that? Not always not always what she doesn't always bump off the cars

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She's not always on point either. So I mean listen, you're she's 50 50 in my book. Well, it's scary driving with her

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I said she parks really well. Yeah, I mean driving

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She's an excellent parallel Parker driving the other side of the coin man. That is fucking

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If you don't get scared when when you're driving with my wife

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You are psychopath you know, well that means you don't you don't care about nothing

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Mm-hmm

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If you don't get a little bit scared something's wrong with you

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But there are those people like that like road rage people and shit

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Like I was telling I was driving down to fucking work the other day

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Yeah, and it's like 430 in the morning 5 in the morning and people are on 90

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Like oh rage and early in the morning. I'm in the right lane. I'm just cruising listen

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I'm a shit. You know what I mean like I'd stay away from that shit even though it affects you

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Somehow you know, you're gonna see something or something's gonna happen. Yeah, but here's the thing though

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What's that? What's the thing where you're like that? You're never gonna be driving well enough

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To be on their league and you don't know how crazy is this fucking guy or is it gone on him?

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Right, it's gonna be a couple of crowd my god moves or are you gonna have to fucking start ducking bullets?

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I mean listen looking difference, you know, I

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I mean if a guy pulls a gun out, what's the first thing you do grab his fucking wrist?

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But if you run away

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Jesus Larry

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Turn into Superman all the sudden close you are this guy

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Well, yeah, I mean you've been hanging out with a massage if you're in a different car

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Are you a plant? What are you gonna do? You're a spook? Yeah?

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This guy is now hanging out with a massage over here. He traded his 5g necklace for a star at David

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That's alright though. I love everyone. Mm-hmm, right? You have to we're all God's people

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Yeah, but we forget that the decline of society about the road ragers as they got to remember we're all God's people

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And we're all and here's the thing Larry you've never saved a minute. You're gonna tell me okay

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Listen dude when I was in my younger days. I rode I was the rage exactly when you flip that switch God don't matter

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Yeah, yeah, exactly. Why do you think we have murders in our prisons?

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It's the thing though we got to calm down because there's more and more people and there's more and more cars and there's more and more

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People from different countries who don't know how to drive properly. Are you saying there's illegal immigrants in this country or who even legal?

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Come on your line to me. I've never heard of that

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Really? Oh dude, we got him flooding in. Elon's down at the border right now. Oh great some guy

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I mean, I mean a guy that thinks he can go to space really. Yeah, I mean come on this guy go to the border though

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That's not yeah, because that's it. It's so long. I mean, what's he gonna do?

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Nothing. I'm really interested to see it

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So so this guy from South Africa was not even an American citizen is gonna document what's going on technically

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Yes, that is true. Yeah, he's African-American. It's an African-American. Yeah, I mean they got apartheid

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I mean, here's the thing African-American doesn't mean you got to be a certain color from Africa

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Yeah, like my friend you javill. Well, they actually wait Indian, but he's not an American Indian

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He's Indian-American

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Because his parents are from India. Are we talking bow and arrow we talking turn no, okay American Indian

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I know we're talking bow and arrow turban and turban. Okay. He's Indian-American

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American Indian would be native American. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

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the same guys that want to change the Redskins back because the guy on the guy on the jersey was like a famous Indian warrior

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They're like fuck man. I love this guy. They're like, you like how are you gonna come sin or something?

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Yeah, they're like, how are you gonna get this guy out there when you want?

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You want to do how about how about stop giving us casinos and keep the jerseys coming, you know

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By the way shout out to you javel man. How you doing buddy?

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He listen. Yeah, I'm sure he listens. He does listen. Okay. He listens. All right. I got faith. You got faith

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Well, maybe you should talk to him and tell him that's fine. Yeah, like follow subscribe. I hate pandering

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But leave a review

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You know, yeah, what's that we leave a review on needles?

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Okay, scathing fucking review. Please do that. I would love to respond to that

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Hey, I'm looking for the worst of the worst sometimes. I was gonna tell you some I was talking the other day

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I lived by the sword you died by the sword right by the way. We had a fun time

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Wednesday went to the seat and Friday. We went to see the dead boys. Yeah Friday was great

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The dead boys why what was Wednesday? Wednesday the spirit of 77 played it. I don't want to talk about your band

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Let's talk about the dead boys. Those fun out today. Oh, yeah, shout out to Dave and yeah all the guys in the band

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It was fun hanging out with you. But yeah, the dead boys was fun. Oh and Dave's wife. She's cool Veronica

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How you doing? Um, you still what he call it? Oh the dead boys. They have one foot in the grave all yeah, and I mean the dude

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The lead the lead

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The lead singer cheetah chrome is 77. No, that's not the lead singer or to lead the only guy left from the band

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The original dead boys is 77 lead guitar. Yeah cheetah chrome

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He's 77, but the guy doesn't look at day over. I mean what Steve Barrows. I mean he got Stan

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He's I thought it was Barrows or Bayer's Bayer's. Sorry. They're just baiters

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Okay, Steve Steve. Yeah, Steve. I said, yeah, I don't know the new guy's name, but he was off those guys were that guy was

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Fucking jacked out of their mind. There was that guy was on so much cocaine that I got high just watching

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Yeah, that's the vibe he gave off he gave off and he had to be late 50s

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Yeah, older than me. He was gaunt

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Yeah, old school leather. He had like the old me. He had leather pants on yes

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And a leather shirt, but it wasn't sure it wasn't a t-shirt. It was cut weird

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It was cut with the arms out. It was like it wasn't a wife beater or a day

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I don't even wasn't a wife beater or a dago beater

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But it was uh, yeah, it was a little bit

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It was like a biker sort of thing and then he had a scarf on yes

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And then fucking he had the craziest blue eyes. Yes

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He's like a they

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Like one of those hit a thousand movies when they put the fucking in like a thousand yard stare

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Yeah, he looked like this guy we had this guy from doing drugs was his

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Yeah, this was his yeah, we're doing drugs. He had that stare going on and the funny thing is is that

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Yeah, there weren't a lot of people there

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But this guy was looking like there were a million people out there and how many do you think 500? Yeah, something like that

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600 it was a good showbots body surfing though

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but did you see the instantaneous second that they came on stage the uh,

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Spray of beer and alcohol through the air. No, you didn't notice that

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I didn't know I was shrooming too. Oh man, I took four grams of fucking mushrooms

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I was fucking I was so hung over the next day. I drank so much. We kissed to do that night

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I couldn't believe it. That's all right. I won't tell Mary. I might have hugged him a little but I didn't kiss him

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You got a little reach around. Let me practice crab McGon. You're a rock. Yeah, that's a teacher said to grab the ball

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That's your specialty right there. It's just a crotch. That's all you go for every time

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That's all right, do they call it the oh shit the Boys Town handshake

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But yeah, so what should we talk about satanic pedophile coil cults

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Well missing children remember I was telling you about my friend Aldo, but let's let's fucking

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Memorialized one of my friends Aldo this guy. When did he die?

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He died about

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Fuck man, it's probably 10 years ago. You can't even remember when he died

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Well, so we're doing an in memoriam in the middle of the show friends died. Okay. I understand

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But what do you die of because I was tell you he fucking

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Slid his wrists he killed you go across the train tracks or up the river

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I'm sure he went up the river man because he was dead and fucking

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But the guy was the funniest fucking guy in a tub in a tub. Okay, so he was he was

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Aldo yes

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And he was the funniest fucking guy man and I used to work with him at this construction place

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We used to put in hardwood floors and this must have been when you were in your 20s. Yes, I was gonna say the last time you

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Marty Garcia who he's also dead

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He was this big Mexican guy and he was as funny as a fucking this could be he was a very funny biker

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Yes, he was a big bike and he was a but mean bad dude

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But he was my boss like if we didn't get the job done there was gonna be some ass-kickings and fucking

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One time Aldo is all hungover and we got to install this floor and the people aren't home

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And it's this really rich fucking house man really posh and he's like dude Larry. I need to take a fucking nap

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I'm gonna go lay down in the people's bedroom cuz and I look in there and it's really nice

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Wait a second, so you're at a customer's house you and Aldo. Yes, just do it else is there so you're sanding the floors

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We're put we're installing. Okay, so you already sanded it everything's all no, we're gonna come back and sand it

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Okay, okay, so you're actually putting the planks in okay, so you put the planks in and this guy that you're with

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We says you'll be a way second. Wait a second wait a second

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This guy decides to take a nap, but to go in the customer's bed when they're not home

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Yes, okay, all right, and then okay, so not only does he do this he goes

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You know Larry you can handle banging out this fucking living room in this kitchen

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Before Marty comes back because he's gonna come back and pick us up and bring us to another job and install

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And then we're gonna sand all these and yeah, yeah, yeah, you got okay

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so the

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People fucking come home

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You forgot to wait you forgot the

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You have to get to the other part before that part where he decides to take off all of it

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So I'll write Aldo fucking takes off all of his clothes butt naked

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All of his clothes and we're in work clothes that have sand dust all over and go it gets into the customer's in that

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People's bed under the covers and they come home

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He's sleeping they can't even wake him up. He wakes up. He's all oh my god and the lady screams

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There's a little kid there

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Mommy that man's naked. Oh man his face turns beat red and were you standing behind them watching this?

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Yes, me and Marty were like Marty. I was laughing Marty was fucking

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This oh, yeah, he's got he was a big dude. Yeah, and he came in after the people

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Oh

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Walked in as they were all right shot talk about time coming together

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Yeah, you know what I mean? So we had to go back there to sand the fucking house later

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I'm surprised. They didn't fire you

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So they all they'll get fired. No, oh come on

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Marty kept them on board shout out Marty, but here's the thing

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He's like, please please don't make me go back to that. I think I didn't go to the little girls room to sleep

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Oh, well, I think it was a little boy, but anyways, oh, why would he go in a little kids room when they had a beautiful?

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King-sized bed. I mean this was really a nice. I was insinuating that this guy's a real creep

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No, he's not he wasn't like that

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But he was just crazy that you know because this guy decides to get naked at a customer's house

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Cousin candy

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Dude, I mean this story just keeps on getting worse your cousin candy with a guy named Eldo

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They got naked at a customer's house and slept in their bed

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Here's what I mean. That's the ultimate comfort comfort ability. You know what I mean?

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Like you just don't you know your fucks are you have zero fucks for the day

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Another thing was one thing that he used to do all the time too. What's that Larry?

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Oh, boy

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Sometimes we would go to like a family restaurant like a Denny's maybe or maybe even something nicer

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We would actually sit down and Marty would buy us lunch once in a while

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Yeah, cuz he probably felt bad people's dick out. Yeah

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And you know and then we're not party get a bonus

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Oh, but I would say I got to go to the bathroom

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He'd say I got to go take a piss and he would say it nice and loud

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So everyone around us could hear it all the other table this guy's an exhibitionist

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Yeah, and then he would go into the bathroom

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And it would be all quiet in the place and then he'd start screaming at the top of his lungs in the bathroom

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For about 30 40 seconds

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Wow pretending like 30 seconds is a long time Larry, you know that I know dude

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He would do this cuz it got and it was fucking hilarious and he would come out like nothing happened like you know

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He'd pretend like he had like a venereal disease and everyone would be looking at so that's why he was screaming in there

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It's cuz he pretended like he had a venereal disease

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Yeah, cuz he thought it was funny because all the people would look at him when he came out of the bathroom and shit

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Oh, that you deck it makes my skin crawl and gives me so much anxiety. I want to hide in a hole

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I don't want anybody to look at me when I come out of the bathroom. He was funny. You find that funny. Yeah, I

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Don't know man. That thing's still to the same when I go in the bathroom and Mary's like will you stop that?

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Yes, your own house. Yeah, which is totally demeaning to your wife

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It can implicate implying that she gave you a venereal disease. It's a joke. Oh

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Oh real funny to my lawyer. Oh my wiener hurts from a venereal disease

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So if it's not from you, it's from somebody else

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Man you in Boys Town. Look what it's doing you loose morals Larry eating my fucking moral compass

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It is loose morals Larry. Anyway, shout out to Aldo because he was funny. He's still alive. No, he's dead. Oh, yeah

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I forgot I'm stoned

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I'll show you his picture. It's out there. Oh, I gotta see what this guy looks like

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He's a real sounds like a real peach. He was funny. No. Yeah, until he died

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I heard that my my cousin we would fucking sometimes we would go to work and he would have LSD or something

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He would have LSD to give you or he

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Be on and he'd say do you want something I'd say yeah, and we'd be fucking tripping so hard

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And one day we were supposed to go to this big job and he's like fuck it. Let's just go to my house

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I got some booze and some weed and I'm like cool and so we're there and there's a message

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For him on my on his answering machine and it's from my cousin candy and she's like

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You mother fuck

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That's always a good way to start a message piece of shit

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You come here and fucking blah blah blah something about their kid, you know

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You fucking asshole when I see you I'm gonna kick you in the fucking balls and my and and he's just laughing and laughing

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Playing it over

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This fucking guy lives on that edge like on the Razor's edge, dude

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Like I mean he's just teeter and I'm both like I don't

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You see that guitar right there. Yeah, it used to be a really nice guitar that alvarez

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Uh-huh, and he gave it to me and then he gave me all these cassette tapes like these two cases filled with him punchin candy

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Cassette cases filled with rock and roll cassette tapes and he's given it to me when I'm at his house and all this shit

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Then a couple days later. Oh, I were going to pick him up in the morning and his roommate is there

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Hey, can't that bone? Yeah, and he's like hey, do you have my guitar and al those behind him shaking his head? No

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Oh, I'm like we get in the van like dude. You gave me your roommates guitar

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He's like yeah, you played better than him anyway fucking. I'm just like dude

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What the fuck and he's like you can't tell him man. We mean you can't tell he just said something right in front of him

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No, he's and I said no I told the guy. I didn't I lied and then he's like even worse now

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You're a liar. Well, I was again. I was only like 22 years old. Yeah, so that doesn't matter

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You know young so I mean you know lying so you know

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Lying okay when you're young anymore, man, you're gonna get a parking ticket Larry. What the fuck?

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Well long break speed

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Okay

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It's alright though. So now this is what it sounds like when nothing happens on a

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Radio program with nothing going on nobody says anything

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Oh shit, I shouldn't have done that

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Neither was gonna fucking

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And we're back so Larry what kind of what kind of food would you be if you could be one? Oh man

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I guess I I guess I would have to say I'd be like a delicious fucking steak. I think you'd be a fruit

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I walked into that yes, you really did Larry. I should just grab on your throat right now and choke you

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Man, I'd be a banana

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What's that attitude

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I didn't even hear that now. I love you just laughing in there with a bomb curled like a baby

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I mean this guy's really loving that bong over there my precious. Yeah, so

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Excuse me

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Yeah, there's no excuse motherfucker

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So needles can't handle the smoke

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Remember that movie what was that man

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What's that all right, just get on with it. Well, no, I was gonna fucking look that story up

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I wanted to talk about oh man, I mean we should I mean there's a lot of things we should talk about Maria monk someday

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I got a special uh episode coming up and anybody that doesn't know more who Maria monk

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Is you want to hear a crazy song from jimmy buffett?

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Not really because no, hold on. I'm gonna get I'm gonna read you the lyrics to this thing

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Yeah, you could do that. The song is called please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home

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Oh, man, I mean just from the title, you know, this one's gonna

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Who writes that when you're a grown man that in between the uh, I mean beer nuts 13 and

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And bring go you're 16

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Uh, please take your girlfriend home. She's only 15. She shouldn't be back here alone

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I mean that's the first two

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Stanzas or you know what I mean? Like isn't that crazy? I'm horny and my mind begins to roam

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That's a third lyric man. What a fucking piece of dog. Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home

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Wow

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That's kind of powerful. You know what I mean? Oh the good old days

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But there's so many songs written like that. Isn't that crazy though you look up jimmy buffett's fucking look up this lyric

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Is this discography?

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Man, I'm stoned. Look up the lyrics to uh, the rolling stone stray cat blues. That's fucking horrible too. Here's the fucking man

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Three Sims with four here's the 15 year old girls and here's the fifth. Wait a second. Here's the fifth lyric

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She found mama's quailude script

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Nice

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My kind of took a few just right before the show

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She's no beer drinker

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Oh, no, she can't handle so she's a junkie at 15 already

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Well, she's not a junkie, but she can't handle her booze is she took them ludes and she's fucked up is what he's saying

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Well, but I mean most people drink and lewd. I don't know you ever do ludes

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I've done them a couple times. I've done them holding on. I've done off brand in mexico

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Okay, well you get fucked up from those things man black baddies and shit like that. They're fucking it's like, you know

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I don't even know what a queen is not like heroin, but it's like you're

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Drunk it's xanax with adderall

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You're fucked up. Yeah, but I mean it's like you're on that

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The old ones I know what the ones you had were dude. They look they were fucking bigger than necko wafers

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I know unfortunately you are just using the worst terminology today. I mean a necko wafer

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Come on, Larry. I know what a necko wafer is and I can anybody knows what the fuck that is

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Now you're assuming that everybody knows size of a quarter. Okay, there we go. Now we could fucking work with that

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Man, where did you get stuck in the fucking 70s today?

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dollar for anybody you're smoking hey for anybody overseas out there in argentina and in london

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One quarter of a u.s. Dollar. I don't know what size

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Coins you all have but i'm sure down there you might down where?

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Any other place that doesn't have quarters so crazy. We still use coins

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You know I can fucking why the fuck do we use coins people barely carry cash anymore?

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Yeah, in europe man the coins don't start up until a five dollar. Yeah, but why why would you carry coins?

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Fucking and I understand that people are gonna be like oh, you know you want to get digital currency and stuff like that

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Listen, you put a chip in my thumb. I'll be fine with that. Oh, dude. That's the mark of the beast

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You're going straight down. Well, thanks. Larry. We already talked about this and what am I gonna have in hell

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Nothing the kick it the most sweetest on tombow hashing of teeth and the endless unquenchable flames, man

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That's what it is. Can I get running down there hand me the bible? No, I'm not gonna hand you the bible

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What the fuck kind of statement is that that's the kind that I'm gonna tell you what I don't want you to just quote the bible during our show

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I wanted to show me the passages where it says about jet skis

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Pantoon boat. I want to but actually that's a good idea. I will put jet skis on my pontoon boat

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In health. I want to see the fucking passage where it says I'll draw. I'll even

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I'll get my kid to draw up a picture of a pontoon boat in hell

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All right, and then I'll sell you want to drag your son down and he's a good artist

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I mean I wanted detailed. I could have no shirt. Nick. No shirt. Nick might not want to draw that kind of picture

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Why not he'll think it's blasphemy. It's not blasphemy. It's a fictitious thing

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He's like little

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John

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Through the power of the holy spirit god, please forgive this guy. Are you praying for me on the podcast?

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Oh lord

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This is amazing. You really just prayed for me on the podcast. Yeah, man. I love you larry. Thank you very much

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Man, uh, yeah, it's serious. What's serious?

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Hell and all that shit man. All right. Well, it's serious, but okay, so you don't want to go there

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If you believe in flat earth, right? Yes. Okay. So underneath the flat earth. There's hell

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I suppose so I'm not asking you a question. I'm not exactly sure where hell is okay, but it's not above

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But what we're taught it's above or below

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It could be under the foundations

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Just like earth is set upon the ponder pillars. Listen to me for a second

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So we're taught that the earth is round, but we're also taught that heaven is up and hell is down

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Right. So what do you believe in? They do that? Well, they that's why they do that so they can contradict the bible

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and

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Present false science and then that way it makes you question the word

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Which should not be questioned. It's fucking the word the word of god word of god. Okay, the word and

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by by them pretending that we're flying through space on a sphere

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It takes god out of the equation. They make you think that you can go

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Millions of light years away when that's bullshit god is directly right up above us, man

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Very very close, but there's not millions and millions. There's also multi variations of god and people that have written things

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Yeah, false gods. Well, you're talking about idols. I'm talking about people have written things hebrew

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Ethiopian and all these other things that are found older than there's actual whatever. I you know,

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Ethiopians are heavy christians, man. I didn't say that. I'm just saying there's a whole third. They're heavy

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supposedly the the ark of the covenant

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Is fucking hidden in one of these churches which is awesome Ethiopia now. Listen to this

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Do you know about these churches where you walk it on level ground and then all of a sudden

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It's dug out

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So there's a hole

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And the churches are made out of the six churches made out of the rock

404
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:15,560
That was dug out. So there's no materials except the land the bedrock that was there

405
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,720
So they had to carve these churches out from the top down

406
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:25,800
And they're real intricate and shit, man. They're really ornate. Where's this hat? It's in Ethiopia

407
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,920
We got to look this up later after the show. You're gonna be like, holy fuck, man. All right. Well, I listen, man

408
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,680
It's really wild if it's actually if you can actually put a finger on it. I believe it

409
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,480
It's fucking wild, you know, because there's a lot of they even showed it on ancient aliens before

410
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:43,960
Well, I mean that's all it is though, but the ancient aliens is also a little askew

411
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,000
Well, yeah, totally

412
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,840
But you know, they show you this thing and they want you to think that a and I love ancient aliens

413
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,680
So do I but here's the other thing about it. It's very entertaining to watch very entertaining

414
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,960
Very much for me

415
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,840
but

416
00:33:54,840 --> 00:34:01,400
The problem with ancient aliens is that's just another way to soften your views towards God and fucking make you think

417
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,720
You know, they want you to think that

418
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:11,000
God didn't come down that these were aliens and it's it's more. I think it's more of rather than that's not what happened

419
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:17,000
It's not like democrat republican. It's more of like a spiritual war. Yes, like evil, man

420
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,960
Yeah, well, it's always good and evil. There's always good. There's always evil and there's all kinds of degrees of good

421
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,560
You want to hear so I'm so I was looking to buy a house. I'm looking to buy a house

422
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:30,440
And I talked to the realtor. I say, all right, this is what I have. This is what's going on

423
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,480
I have you know, everything's good and he looks at me and he's like

424
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:39,480
For this amount of money, you can't get anything and I have excellent credit and money to put down in all this bullshit

425
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:46,760
And doesn't seem to matter right now. Well, you know, why because it all it always boils down to black rock and vanguard

426
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,120
Greedy people taking over the american dream

427
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,080
Right, so what do they did they bought up all the fucking they're buying up all these houses

428
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:58,680
I think they own like making it out of 70 percent of the s&p

429
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:05,080
It's out of reach monetarily for the normal guy. It's just like communism. They're gonna control it. Yeah

430
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,400
They're gonna control and dictate what happens. They can move the market. So

431
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,560
You know, they're

432
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,600
Well, we're not where we want to be as a country, right?

433
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:21,880
No, it's a shame. I love I'm love being american. I really do. It's weird man. Like I remember, you know

434
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:27,320
Going to europe and shit and thinking where'd you go france the fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys

435
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,760
No, I went all over the fucking place, but that's where you're good at. Yeah, that's what I do

436
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,920
I spread myself around

437
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,040
I want to give yourself up the frenchman, you know, i'm a german man

438
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:44,520
All the boys towns and every all the bases too. Yeah, every army base. Yeah, I went to every army base

439
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:49,960
I especially spent a lot of time at the navy base. No, that's because you love semen. Fuck. Yeah

440
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,600
I was swimming with semen

441
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,960
We were in the ocean all day long

442
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,160
Me and the boys allegedly

443
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,480
Me and the boys were jumping off the US

444
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,480
We're still waiting on the pictures for

445
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,640
There is polaroid somewhere and we can't find somewhere there's polaroids. That's all right, though

446
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,320
Thank god. They didn't have digital

447
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,880
Imagine that's how you remember polaroids

448
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:22,760
Oh, yeah, I got a polaroid camera still just in case. No, but I mean, yeah, this is still not just in case

449
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:29,640
I'm talking like that was the thing. It was out. It was very funny taking pictures nudes with polaroids

450
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,360
Amazing

451
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,880
Excellent an old nude polaroid stash is kind of that'd be cool

452
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:42,760
There's a few around here. There's a few around here. Yeah. All right. Well, I'll take it. That's not a polaroid

453
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:48,840
I know I just have a weird we have some polaroids. All right. Well, and I have the camera still I know you just said that

454
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,720
Do we have some can we get you're probably still get film?

455
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,320
Yeah, you can't buy film. So we're good for what?

456
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,800
I mean, what do you want to do Larry? I'm not gonna be

457
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,320
Hey, man, I am not gonna be involved in your weird stuff

458
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,800
I want to fucking immortalize a fucking moment and not want it to be man

459
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:14,760
You sound like a serial killer and not want it to be in the digital world. Yeah, you sound like a serial killer right now

460
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,680
Yeah, exactly. He's just like oh now I'm caught

461
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:27,880
Come here. Let me choke you Larry comes home from crowd of my god last night and asked his wife to choke on it

462
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:34,520
I'm not even in a sexual way. I didn't say choke me. I said Mary put me in a headlock. Oh put me in a headlock

463
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,160
And she's like why? I just got back from Provodra. I'm all riled up

464
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:45,960
If I wanted you to choke me my wife's fighting fucking spying with needles for an hour put me in a headlock

465
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,560
Very silly

466
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:54,120
She's like no. Yeah, why would she do that? You're all riled up

467
00:37:54,120 --> 00:38:03,880
Oh Jesus man, so I had this book man. My wife used to go to Chinese restaurants all the fucking time man

468
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
and I started to

469
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:14,280
Document up the fortune cookies. Wait a minute. Oh wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. I literally have

470
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,720
Wait a second. I think seven or eight pages. Okay, so Larry just pulled out a notebook

471
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:25,160
That's less it's probably about almost a foot long and a foot wide and it's like

472
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:32,360
That big almost I said almost well you got big ass feet and it's got a pink spiral

473
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,880
Connecting the front to the back so it's like

474
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,240
Okay, kitty on the front and

475
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:45,320
It's got a kitty with glasses and a pink bow tie and there's dots on the front and autistic Larry

476
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:52,520
He literally connected the dots to make Larry on the front man. We got to put this on twitter today

477
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,360
This is amazing. Hey, let me see you there for a second. No, no, no, no, no

478
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,240
No, no, come here. I want to read them because I want to make you suffer. Come here. Give me that

479
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,640
Yeah, no, I can read them. I don't know how to read. What do you mean? I don't know how to read

480
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:10,040
You've proven yourself. Get the fuck out of here. Let me read the first one

481
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,760
The first one I should read to you and then you can read the second one. How about that?

482
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:22,120
Wait a second. So you were okay. So you literally had this notebook and you opened

483
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:28,920
Fucking uh, what are those called? Man, I'm so stoned. Okay. I sat there with piles of

484
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:37,480
These fortune cookie paper there we go fortune cookie the inserts in the fortune cookie the paper and you wrote this all over Chicago

485
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,560
And you wrote this down in a notebook

486
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,480
Yes

487
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:47,000
Wow, you are so artistic Larry. One day I was fucking all wound up on something or another

488
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:52,680
Yeah, I'll probably spot up and I fucking just started doing it and I wrote them in two different color pens

489
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:57,160
So I could save space. There's a I'll read the pink ones. How's that? You can read the blue ones

490
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,800
A drunk man says what a sober man is thinking

491
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,480
Whoa, slow down

492
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:11,800
I know wait a second. Okay. Read that again. A drunk man says what a sober man is thinking

493
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:18,200
Well, what is that's an obvious one because alcohol is like a truceurum. It's a fucking mouth loosener

494
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:23,080
I know but it's truceurum. You know people always say when they get hammered they say shit

495
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,480
They're not gonna say when they're sober exactly. Okay. That's really good. You know where you got that from

496
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,200
I don't know

497
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:36,280
Oh man, you're really lacking. You literally wrote I don't even know if I could I don't know how many you should read

498
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,560
Well, we should read we should maybe read one or two per episode

499
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:46,280
Yeah, because this is I mean this is a fucking jam Larry. This is uh, this is a treasure. Maybe we just read one

500
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:52,760
Man, I know that's what I'm saying. We need to think of I mean how many pages

501
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,200
Well, wait first of all, how many wait how many entries on one page?

502
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:01,080
Let's see one two three four five six seven eight nine

503
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:06,680
You're skipping lines, but I'll add 13. No, no, no because each different color is a different one

504
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,480
I know that's what I'm saying different ones. No, there's not

505
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,120
There's three six nine 12 50 dude

506
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Get the 13

507
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:23,160
Oh, okay, I see what you did right here. Yeah, I just did it like that. I wouldn't even go to the next line

508
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,200
I would just and for our listeners. They are tabbed

509
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,320
So I can find them. They're they're literally tabbed. There's a green piece

510
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:38,040
Of paper that is like a half an inch wide and like two inches long at the top of each page

511
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:44,280
And it's color-coded. Well, that's not I just said whatever. I'm just saying I know what there's a yellow

512
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,760
Over here. I don't know what they mean. I don't but it's just very well. Here's the thing. No, that's like

513
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:55,320
Falk larry and then some of them are written on the back too and um, also, I mean, we're talking 15 paint. Yeah

514
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,960
All right, so let's start off with number one today

515
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:07,080
Yeah, a drunk man says what a sober. Yeah drunk man says what a sober man is thinking and the thing was is this became like my like

516
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,960
My little uplifting

517
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,520
Not quite if you don't want to read the bible. This is like the chinese fortune cooking bible

518
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:19,720
Which doesn't mean anything. I mean, I wonder where spirits because a few of them are uplifting spirits

519
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,800
I mean when you yod all of a sudden

520
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,600
What the fuck was that dude?

521
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,600
A couple fucking

522
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:32,360
You keep read a couple pieces of paper out of a cookie and you get all fucking yen or zen. Sorry yen yen

523
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:40,760
Morianne, please. All right. So so I'll put tary's license as a page saver. All right. I mean if that's what you want to do

524
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:45,080
I don't I mean that's probably gonna leave this down here. We're gonna read one of these each episode

525
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:52,680
I know but that's so funny. So then uh, man, I'd read it again because I just love that drunk man says what a sober man is thinking

526
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:57,240
Yeah, so many times I've been in a bar when a drunk man has said something and a sober man is

527
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:02,120
Ready to crack him right in the face. I mean, there's really no

528
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:10,360
There's no reprieve from saying something stupid at a bar man gets punched from what a sober man's thinking

529
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,760
Well, it's kind of taking advantage of a person also

530
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:20,920
Unless a guy knows what he's doing, huh? It's exciting. I forgot about I can't believe that. I mean, I meant to fucking

531
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,760
I brought this down here like three episodes ago and I put it over there

532
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,400
Okay, and what happened was you got too much shit over there

533
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:33,800
I piled a bunch of notebooks on top of it and so today when I was going through those notebooks because I had some shit written down

534
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:39,160
Which I never did find but I didn't find this gangster disciples larry that is

535
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,680
The most greatest treasure to this podcast

536
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,520
because the fortune cookie bible well, yeah, I mean

537
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,360
What kind of it does what kind of weird?

538
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,920
Bible in any way person

539
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,400
sits down at a table and just writes

540
00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:01,320
Fortune cookies and has enough. I mean, that's a lot of fortune cookies. How many fucking fortune cookies you have?

541
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:07,000
Well, here's the thing man. You buy them in bulk. It was no Mary was in here's a weird thing too

542
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,560
Mary's in a in a Chinese gang. Yeah

543
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,760
No, she bought a bag of bottle. What are those guys called?

544
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,840
I don't know just because I like fortune cookies. What are they called though? Try add two. Yeah

545
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:23,320
They only had two different fortunes out of like 40 cookies. Uh-huh. They were either one or the other really

546
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:28,360
I was like they these fortune cookies. Well, they bought them from one company and they forgot to mix them up good

547
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,040
It's like it. Well, no, we bought a bag from the store. Yeah, and it's like dude

548
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:37,080
It's like getting when they get like fentanyl when they don't mix it right everybody. Oh these no

549
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,080
I just think this was a bad batch

550
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,840
um, but

551
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,160
There was a time when Mary was really really into sushi and shit all the time

552
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:52,120
And she wanted to go and we would go and sometimes we'd be at a restaurant with three of her friends or two of my friends

553
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:56,840
And everyone would read the fortune and then like I'm sure a couple of these are russes

554
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,120
I'm sure, you know one of them, you know, yeah, it was just people coming over and yeah

555
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:06,600
And so when we'd be out to dinner I'd say hey, let me have your thing after you read it

556
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:10,360
We'd all read him and laugh and then they'd hand it to me and I'd put him in my pocket

557
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:17,000
Throw it in my top drawer at home and then after a while we I'm like Mary. Look at how many fortunes I have

558
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,080
Yeah, how many cookie fortunes I have

559
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,760
Awesome

560
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,720
And it made me feel happy and then you wrote them all down

561
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,760
I'm not even so I could throw them out because it was a big pile

562
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,160
I'm gonna have that book when you crick it

563
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,640
Yeah, we gotta get some more though then I wonder how much they would change from then to now

564
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,400
Hmm. That's a good question. You know what I mean cutting off your wiener is not a good idea

565
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,600
Hey, I always wanted to do misfortune cookies like

566
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,480
You know bad shit. Yeah

567
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,560
You're gonna get a flat tire on the way home

568
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:54,360
Oh, I was thinking way worse than that man. Thank god. I didn't say what I was thinking. Holy shit, dude

569
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,680
Whoo

570
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:03,480
Wow, thank you Larry needles is gonna get caught for strangulating that last prostitute. Oops wait. Did I say that out loud?

571
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,680
How will I get caught?

572
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,680
When there's nobody

573
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,320
But speaking of nobody I uh, yeah

574
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,320
I

575
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:24,680
No, I fucking watch this Jeffrey Dahmer special and we're from it was on Fox nation

576
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:29,400
So uh, and it was called well, here's what it was called the Dahmer family tapes

577
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:35,000
And it was tape recordings of Dahmer and his father. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's been released. Yeah. Yeah, that's right

578
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:40,280
And so it's weird and they talk about the whole case and they talk about the bust

579
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,480
And they talk about how he got rid of these bodies, man

580
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,480
And this motherfucker will put them in

581
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:50,760
Acid yeah and flush him down the toilet. It was a real serial killer. Oh my lord

582
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:54,520
But he would be in okay, so he lived at the time he got busted. Yeah

583
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,640
He had a dead body. He got caught with a guy a dead body in the other room

584
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,440
He had parts in the free he was eat. I mean

585
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:08,840
Heads skulls shit everywhere. I don't know what brings that sadistic behavior on his one

586
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,920
Here's one little scenario out of it

587
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:17,640
Oh, now you're making up scenarios or no, he had in the box. He had this Dahmer had this he lived with his grandmother

588
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,720
And he had this wooden box

589
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,000
Covered in metal with a big padlock on it

590
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:27,800
And they want they knew he was gay and they didn't want him to be a fanook. So they kept

591
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,320
Thinking that he had gay porn inside the box

592
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,440
And no, he's like, let's see what's in the box. Jeffrey and he's like, fuck you and they fight about this box

593
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:43,080
So now he's on the phone. He's on your huge metal box and your floor in your room. So he goes to his dad. Hey

594
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:49,240
Remember when you remember that box and the dad's like, oh, yeah, boy. We sure fought about that box

595
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:54,360
And he's like, yeah, you remember you thought there was pornography in there and the dad's like, yeah, I remember

596
00:47:54,680 --> 00:48:00,520
And he goes, you know, it was in there. Don't you and he's like no what was in there? And he's like it was uh

597
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:04,440
somebody's mummified head and their genitals

598
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:07,480
I mean, hey, so they're thinking it was some magazine

599
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:12,040
That's what you're into man. Yeah, I had a human head. Yeah, you can't you can't show grandma

600
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:18,680
Look at his grandmother's eyes. Oh, man. Holy fuck. Well, he had like a mannequin there also. He was a fucking whack job

601
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,520
Well, I mean

602
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:25,720
But he wasn't crazy though because they tried to get him insanity. He was he was a lot of reasoning

603
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:31,080
I mean, he might have been he was sick in the head, but he wasn't insane very smart calculated

604
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:36,200
You know, he knew what he liked that's a problem when you get these people that are so focused

605
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,000
Here's another part you would have loved this. I thought about you

606
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,440
They were talking to all the finooks in the gay bars

607
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,600
They hung out in and a couple of them were one of them was a drag queen

608
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:53,720
And he was saying how hot Jeffrey Dahmer was and then he would have wanted to fuck him and everything too and

609
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,160
The only reason he didn't get killed by Dahmer

610
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:02,120
was because he would have went home with him in a minute. He said was because

611
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:10,120
He was a well-known guy Dahmer would search out. Oh, yeah, and people not yeah, but he would miss, you know people that are

612
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:15,480
Yeah, homeless people or addicts or well, especially in where was it was?

613
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,440
Wisconsin no, Detroit. We're he was in Milwaukee, Milwaukee. Yeah, okay

614
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:26,520
The African-American gay people were not accepted back then. No, but they so they wouldn't you know

615
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:31,560
They had a pretty hopping boys town. They showed the food. I'm sure you were there once or twice

616
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,400
I was getting excited. No, I tell you by the way

617
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,440
Shout out to Wisconsin. Shout out the boys town

618
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,160
Shout out to Wisconsin boys towns. No

619
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,200
Shout out to Wisconsin because I got my guitar

620
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:51,080
My guitar my car from uh, Wisconsin. It's got Wisconsin plates on it. Man, that took a minute to get out

621
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,160
So the lady's like, hey

622
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:56,840
Don't use my plates and I go well, I'm gonna need something to drive home with because

623
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,920
I don't want to get pulled over and my dad was with me. He's like, yeah, yeah, don't worry

624
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,200
Just chop them up

625
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,680
And and I said to her yeah, yeah, I'll take I'll get new plates. I'll take these off right away

626
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,560
I said, I'll just do like, you know a couple of bank jobs first

627
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:16,760
She laughs and my dad's like seriously if you want this is the time if you're gonna steal gas on the way home

628
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,160
And I'm like dad

629
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:26,200
This isn't the 50s and this camera's everywhere. You gotta pay first now. Anyway, oh well, no

630
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:31,800
Yeah, but who cares if there's cameras everywhere. If you steal a card you could still put it in bypass the pin and you can get it

631
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:38,120
What I didn't have a card. I'm talking about remember the old days when you'd fill it up and yeah

632
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:42,200
I put you take my shirt off put it over the license plate and there were no cameras

633
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:47,000
Before I was married to Mary like the the first time I've ever had her family's house

634
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:51,640
I made her sister's house. This is one of the reasons she probably fucking hates me and

635
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,040
Mary yeah, no

636
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,400
I know

637
00:50:55,400 --> 00:51:01,320
Oh, man, I don't know. We might have to bleep that out. That's okay. And here's what happened. So I'm there. We're there and

638
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,920
Walking fucking around. We're having a good old time

639
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:09,160
And all of a sudden my mom is screaming at me on the phone

640
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:15,480
The cops are at my house because on the way to Beth's house. I stole a gas a tank of gas

641
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,480
and uh

642
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,160
They got my license playing shit. You're a real Romeo. Look at you

643
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:26,840
In Beth's house. Don Juan. Here's what Beth was talking about. What were you driving? I was driving like a

644
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,600
fucking

645
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:38,600
1970 fucking two oldsmobile big yellow beater. It was yellow? Yeah. Oh man Larry. Like you really faded ass yellow.

646
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:45,480
Mary comes from high stock. Yeah, and Larry does not. So all of a sudden my mom is screaming at me on the phone

647
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:53,240
In bet and in Beth knows that it's something about a tank of gas and I sold gas and oh

648
00:51:53,800 --> 00:52:01,400
She was I was at Beth's house and it was pre cell phone day. So my mom called my mom called the landline

649
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,560
Beth's house and so

650
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,280
You just can't stop saying

651
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,440
And so she's like she's telling Mary, you know, why don't you just like

652
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,120
Let this kid go home and we'll drive you home later and just forget about him right in front of me

653
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,400
You stole gas

654
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:25,000
And I mean, why would you do that on the fucking harsh and Mary was cool. That's pretty harsh. I just stole gas

655
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,680
I'm a criminal now. You don't like me. I'm a criminal

656
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,360
And the cops are here right the cops were there right no the cops were at my house not yet

657
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,760
They weren't there yet because I was far away. She lives pretty far on the north side there

658
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,400
How you did that you didn't say where?

659
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:48,920
I was almost gonna say the time. I know here's the thing though. My father paid paid them so they didn't come at me

660
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:53,080
Okay, and I'm like see it's cool. My dad paid and she's like

661
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:59,800
Why don't you just like let this kid go home and we'll take you home later? And so then we we had an awkward

662
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,520
dinner

663
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,080
Oh, the whole family and everybody was there. Yeah

664
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:10,360
And I mean I was there or dad might have been there for dad was I mean

665
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:17,400
You know we're talking it was a long long time ago. This guy's in the law business and very high up in the law business

666
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,120
I mean you might say

667
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,120
He gavils around. Yeah

668
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:28,760
Geez man. Come on Larry. You don't know how to sidestep anything. You just run right into the wall

669
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,360
Oh, whatever. That's all right. You're the one who whistles everything

670
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,200
Ain't whistling Dixie man. You want to do your uh hit list?

671
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:41,400
Yeah, do you know where it's at? Yeah, I do I had it earlier

672
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,840
um

673
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,560
Wow, wow man. I can't believe Larry lost his hit list. That's right. Don't go

674
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,880
But uh, uh, uh, uh

675
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,840
Oh, yeah

676
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,840
Hmm

677
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,320
I know a lot of the people

678
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:03,000
You couldn't say them then why wouldn't you just say them because I don't want to miss anybody

679
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,640
Classic stone like you

680
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:10,680
I might fuck some something up. Anyways, a lot of these people probably stop listening. No, I don't I don't think so

681
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:16,840
I don't know. We'll see man. These are actually my so-called friends. So oh, that was no, I'm kidding man. We

682
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,520
Don't worry. I'll choke them out later

683
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:25,720
I still love you guys. All right, man. You javill I already shouted you out

684
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,120
But I'm gonna start shouting you out every time now, buddy

685
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:33,320
You're better listening. We're gonna stop if you don't listen. I'm gonna come I'm coming to your house in India

686
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,880
No, he doesn't live in India. Oh

687
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:41,080
He lives around here. Oh, he does well. He would do I'm united states

688
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:46,600
Man, you really are just gonna spill the beans out. I hope this guy's got a green card because

689
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:52,040
He almost has got him arrested. He lives by the casino the boat casino, but not the one in elgin

690
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:57,240
I mean come on Larry. What are you doing here? He lives in aurora, dude with that kind of name

691
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,440
You think it's you think it's hard to find if you look

692
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,960
How many you javills are they gonna live in in aurora?

693
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:10,360
You want to hear something? Yeah, I want to hear one of the I wanted to look him up on facebook one time

694
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,440
It wasn't that hard a long time ago

695
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:18,040
It was there was fucking 10 pages of you javill not only his first name, but his last name

696
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,800
But did you type specifically where he was at or you were just looking for him?

697
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,520
I was looking for oh, yeah. Well, good luck with that. I mean it was a million you javill

698
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,440
It's like a type with typing John last name and I said to him dude

699
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,560
Like I'm looking at little baby pictures of indian guys

700
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:39,880
Whoa, whoa, man, and I couldn't figure it out and I go dude. I couldn't find you and there's so many

701
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,880
Dudes with your exact same name and he's like I'm not on facebook and so

702
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,520
Well, that was a great story

703
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Thanks for that. Shout out to mr. X

704
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,960
Oh, look at that. I'm an alien. My cats are so great

705
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,440
jessica

706
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,440
We love you j Clara

707
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,440
Sherry

708
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:05,160
Sherry's out in hawaii. Oh, yeah fun, baby. Hope the island doesn't burn. Yeah

709
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,200
Um, you could listen to this and pretend you're back home

710
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,000
Uh, we went and Becky Chrissy

711
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,120
Of course tiffani tiffani woodcock out there in portland woodcock woodshop

712
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,560
Mary my wife the best for allowing me to live and be a sugar baby

713
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,760
Askola, you're gonna do nothing all day playing guitar

714
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:30,680
Fuck off heaven bands or zodiac another another brother brother from another mother

715
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,880
Chris out there in florida. Oh, I love you Chris man. Hope you're feeling better, bro

716
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:39,080
Russell, how you doing buddy? No, bro Frank

717
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,520
Last but not least no shirt, nick. I gotta say thank you one more time brother for that

718
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,680
First tank man. How about us getting to the bottom?

719
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,720
Little nicky in the pervs at the do you have any more shout out to that it?

720
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,120
Of course only fans and we got to mention toms freak

721
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:03,240
Man toms. So he's selling n96 masks now. I helped them pick them up

722
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:06,040
They're knock off so we had to kind of write a five on them

723
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:11,560
But that's all right though. So if you got a freckle on your little schmeckle

724
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:16,280
All times free clinic now selling them 96 masks

725
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:21,000
And they still got a lot of vaccines. Well, I'm very pissed off there

726
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,560
So are you done with your shit because I want to talk about I wanted to open a vaccine clinic

727
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:31,160
Not it will no and uh, coven clinic coven testing coven testing center that thank you larry

728
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:35,000
That's what I want to know but larry is all against that and I don't understand why I don't want to be part of it

729
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,040
But you're not part of it. Technically you're part of the solution

730
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,040
In god's eyes, right? Those tests don't work man

731
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:49,960
They I mean bought they got them amped up to a bracket to to a place where everything looks like it's I mean are you a scientist?

732
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,680
No, but I read a lot about it. Okay

733
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:58,200
And I think that would be a good idea guys. Nice government job. We could just sit around all day

734
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:05,720
Ask people swab their noses. That's a little gross though, too. What's that? You can completely wear a hazmat suit

735
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,440
It'd be hilarious

736
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:15,560
Doesn't that sound for eight hours in a hazmat suit? I mean we could probably pay ourselves like those people that were getting paid at the

737
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:21,480
I like that the sound of that pay ourselves. Yeah. Well, the government pays us and then we pay ourselves

738
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:27,960
Handsomely. Yeah. I mean technically larry's needles LLC is also going to be our name of our

739
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:33,400
COVID testing center if I had larry's needles larry and

740
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:40,040
If I had my own all right because you don't need needles. We put a swab larry needle swabs

741
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,400
If I was in charge of my own

742
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:48,520
Destiny a scale payment. I would I would fucking pay myself well

743
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:54,360
Oh, you don't think any american would do that. What kind of person that would not pay them

744
00:58:55,240 --> 00:59:01,960
Oh my god, I if I could make my own pay limit. I wouldn't pay myself. I wouldn't get crazy. What's crazy?

745
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,600
you know

746
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:11,720
Well, what's crazy under like 10 g's a week? That's it. You're kidding me, right? Yeah, if you could have as much as you want

747
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,360
I'm not a greedy guy, man

748
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,320
But if you could have as much as you money as you want

749
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:23,960
At one point just one lump sum or how do you do that a weekly or is that what you're saying? You want 10 g's a week?

750
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:30,680
Yeah, that's a little low. You're right. I mean come on man. I'm gonna be more than that at 10 g's a week

751
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,040
I mean

752
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:40,440
With all your I mean this guy buys used underwear off the internet that's gonna probably run up 10 g's a week

753
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:47,880
They're getting expensive. I know and I mean especially because now you're buying big girl ones. It's twice the money

754
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,200
Morph is shipping

755
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,880
Well, I'm not even talking about the shipping just for the sheer cost of materials

756
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:58,920
And you got to put them in a special box. They all charge the same. No pun intended

757
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,600
They all charge the same they all come from a special box

758
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:10,680
Anyways, man, we're really happy all our fucking tuning in still we're losing listeners

759
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,840
I don't think you should say that out loud, but that's okay. No, I don't give a fuck man

760
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:19,560
I know I could tell because you didn't run that by me, but you're just fucking going off off the rail

761
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:24,120
When I say that we lost like two so that's more than that. I think but it don't matter

762
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,000
Is it like three almost in built-in a date? That's right

763
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,960
But we gained a few too. We lost a couple here. We gained a few there

764
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:33,960
Yeah, we got a new listener. She's 400 pounds

765
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:39,560
So that counts for two maybe three if you got to buy a plane ticket

766
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,200
Maybe so that's how we're going off of

767
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:48,120
If they got one of those uh double seats at the aisle, she might fit. I don't know about that

768
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:51,560
Still spilling out. She needs three seats, but I don't I mean

769
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000
I was it was crazy because I was uh

770
01:00:55,560 --> 01:01:00,200
I went out chopping the other day and the amount of people that are of bigger stature

771
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,720
Oh, yeah, it is amazing like

772
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,400
I don't know uh, man

773
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,400
like

774
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,400
people that were over

775
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:16,760
200 pounds easily and I'm I'm I'm you know what I mean. I'm not a skinny guy

776
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:21,080
But do you wear dews? Yeah a little bit under 200

777
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,560
Okay, but

778
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,560
I'm fucking pure death

779
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:31,080
I'm gonna tell you later. I'm gonna fucking well, you know what? I'm gonna fucking I still need to drop about fucking five

780
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:36,120
To seven pounds. So I'm about I want to beat about 152

781
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:43,080
And then welcome to weight talk with larry and needles. I'm gonna fucking start banging dudes again

782
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:47,960
I'm gonna fucking go take a secret class across. Oh man. This sounds really gay

783
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:53,000
So I can fucking kick your ass. It's all butt stuff. Yeah, that's all we do

784
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,440
It's crab for some reason he grabs my hips and pulls my pants down

785
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,560
This is the new this is a different takedown

786
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,840
How's this takedown to leave this is not legal?

787
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,800
You can't do this in a tournament

788
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:12,040
But the whole point I do like it. I do like it. They show us a lot of nice arm and leg breaking moves

789
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:17,560
Listen, the whole point of it is to end a fucking fight fast 10 seconds 10 seconds

790
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,000
I'm just saying I know but I'm saying 10 seconds

791
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,760
Do you know?

792
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:26,040
Which is 10 seconds is when you don't really think about it in two seconds

793
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,160
When you do because we did a drill for like two minutes last night

794
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,000
It was like ground and prounced ground and pound sit-ups. You know what I mean?

795
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,960
I like some of those exercises. What's he called? Um

796
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,360
Uh cycle

797
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,360
No, what do you do? Uh a circuit

798
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,960
Like circuit training. You do different things and you go around

799
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,280
But it's funny though. There's nothing better than fucking kicking and punching your friends

800
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:53,800
But it's cool. He does it for a minute two minutes 30 seconds depending on what the thing is and uh

801
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,040
You're going balls out for this time

802
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,440
But but you know his explanation is

803
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:04,520
Is you're putting it out for this amount of time because when you fucking get into it with somebody when you need to

804
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,280
You're going to compress all that shit down when it's time to get down to business second

805
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:11,720
No, we'll know it's where you're going to put your hand where you're going to put your knee

806
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:17,160
Where are you going to put your fingers because this shit's crazy nuts face eyes nose ears

807
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:24,360
Everything there is not because what did sonny say? There's no there's no rules in a street fight people thinking that it's not um

808
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,560
It's not an honorable martial art thing where

809
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:34,360
They have all these disciplines and ways of thinking they don't hurt any of the people and disarming them

810
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,640
Yeah, because we did rubber knives. We do guns. It's hilarious

811
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:43,160
I didn't I was fucking not there the night of the fucking rubber knife. The rubber knives are awesome

812
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:47,560
They give you a rubber knife and you try to stab, you know, we stab each other and nice

813
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,280
And you got to get wrist slack and I love it

814
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,360
It's fun. It's good. Do you know what I mean? It's good to do shit with your boys

815
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:59,800
You know, he fucking comes with us. Yeah, it's funny. We just beat the shit out of each other

816
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:02,200
I did the same thing to no shirt nick

817
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,800
Uh last time I saw him that I did the merry. I was like, hey

818
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:11,000
Just put your hands around my neck like you're gonna choke me. Jesus man. Yeah

819
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,920
I just want to show you some shit. I learned he's like, no thanks

820
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:19,880
Yeah, because you're a fucking caged animal. You're like choke me your brother

821
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:24,600
What the fuck? I know weird shit is that and bad is coming head to head. Well, yeah

822
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:30,360
Hey, choke me. I just learned how to distract you or did or even dismantle you

823
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:33,400
He's got to just put your hands on my throat

824
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,960
We should say that I'm not worried. Yeah

825
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:41,240
Yeah, because I can because I'm gonna hurt you because I don't know how to punch, you know without sparring

826
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,520
Fake punch

827
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:49,720
But so we did get down to the nitty gritty of a little nicky and the perv. Yeah, we laughed and laughed man

828
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,720
Uh, we realized what why we're so fucking crazy

829
01:04:55,080 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaking of which catechronic is playing october 19th at kief cure in sycamore. I think it's like on route 46 out there

830
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,160
Really in illinois?

831
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:11,240
Yeah, okay. So if you want to come and stab larry, that's the place to do it man. It's fun. It's all point them out to you

832
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:16,440
It's a weed farm. So we're gonna be oh geez man. It is. It's I know what I grow weed

833
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:20,920
They're they're registered. I don't know if you should be given all this information now. You're really the information guys

834
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,800
And they aren't you it's a registered company with the fucking system. They got their license. I don't think they want just people

835
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:28,920
They don't know showing up. No, it's a bar. They got a bar too

836
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:33,000
They got a bar. They got a farm. It's fucking really nice

837
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:37,880
Actually, man last time I was there they gave not only to give me like tons of fucking weed, but

838
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:45,640
They uh, sometimes they have like really good vexual zucchini's fucking tomatoes. You're a fucking zucchini. All right, let's end this bitch. I got piss

839
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,400
All right. Anyways, thank you again for tuning in

840
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,680
I'm larry and I'm needles

841
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,160
peace out

842
01:05:55,160 --> 01:06:03,480
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