Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show
All right, here we are ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Larry and Needles show I'm Larry I'm Needles
How you doing Larry? I'm pretty good man. Thanks for punching me in the dick last night of Crav Maga
You're fucking your son of a bitch man, you don't punch Dave in the dick. Do you know why'd you punch me anywhere?
I hardly know Dave. Huh? I hardly know Dave. So just because you know me you punch me in the dick
I mean if you want to see it, I'll show it to you. No, I'd really just punch you in the balls
Okay, well you didn't even punch me in the balls. Well, here punch me square in the dick head
But here's that just proves the point that you love me on accident because cuz he did it twice
Didn't follow through to the balls and fucking here's the thing. I was just getting over zealous
You know the guys talking about beating the fuck out of people and all this stuff
You punched me in the dick Larry twice. It was an accident twice is not an accident
Okay, I didn't do it twice. Yeah, you did when the second time
When was the second time you hit me once and then you hit me again after I hit you and you said it the first time
Well, the first time was hard the second time wasn't I mean it was not noticeable
Noticable shall I say?
But it hurts, you know, I got these gloves on. I don't know where the end no, you're a fucking animal out there
I mean you're just grabbing people. We did a drill last night. That's hilarious
So you attack somebody and then you have a perpetrator behind you lurking in the shadows
So what you're doing is you're punching
Okay, one guy's a pad. Yeah, three people one guys holding pads and one guys punching the pads and now the third guy
So big take you from behind you're the rapey and the rapist is behind you shall we say no
I was thinking more like you're beating up his friend and now his friend is coming to join in to help him
Oh, I was just working a chick over another one came by
You're telling me I'm sick
In my scenario it's all women though
Yeah, why wouldn't be punching on a woman like that? No, I would never do that. I don't condone
Abuse of any kind animals children. No the most depraved of people do that
So I apologize for our hey our hiatus
I got arrested with a prostitute and my social credit score went down
So our fascist regime of a country that's communist run right now
Yes, well, I had that I had to
Well, I had to do like community service technically so I volunteer at a transvestite car wash
And
Let me tell you where's it at men shave your legs if you're gonna become a woman
I mean
Mine naturally well, thank God you have socks on because I really did not want to see your feet or whether it's getting cooler
Yeah, it is which is good. I like to change your weather season. Yeah, I got a new car today. Oh, yeah
You did congratulations because your other one sounds like a monster if anyone's ever familiar with the Archies comic the fucking cartoon
Oh my gosh, how old are you Larry? That's what our car Archies comics. Yeah, you know, are you kidding me?
You pulled out of all Batman. I mean, yeah, you know the pieces shit car that they had
They had like a T-Bucket. I think it was really bad. I think it was a eater
Yes, but they were out in the open. It was a bucket for sure Archie comics
How can you date yourself more than saying something that has been published in probably 30 years?
They had cartoons on TV and stuff. Maybe they show I mean it had to be black and white and the screen had to be six inches
Oh, man. Yeah color. Oh
Whoa, we don't know racism on here
No, I don't think there's any colored kids on Archie
But I mean we might have to actually add a train whistle for the first time in a while
That even made me stop in my tracks. The show is in full. I was mid-drinking. I had to stop for a second
Fuck out of here. That's all right, though. But anyways, man. I gotta give a shout out to no shirt Nick
Because he I got a new car today and it needed a gas when I got it
So he gave me he fucking filled up my tank. That's my brother. Thanks, bro
And you know what and my dad fucking fronted me yell that you the whole time
My dad drove us there. He gave me the money because I didn't have it. It was 2400 bucks and I'm gonna pay him tomorrow
I'm like shit dude. I'm not gonna have any money until tomorrow and
He was like don't worry about it and it's cool. He was the first or the 15th. I
Don't know what the date is. I don't know what the date is. I love
And I mean you have to ask that calendar, right? It's it's it's a fucking 06 ultima
Yeah, it's pewter so the color is a little ugly, but it's got a CD player
And first of all let's get to the first car the first car was jumped into a ditch
Made well by our boy by our boy Pete and that wouldn't say jumped into a ditch
This motherfucker went down a ravine
Well, he literally drove off the road into an embankment over crossing embankment and down 20 foot at least
Yeah, he couldn't none of the doors would open the the front and back bumper got sheared off when he went into this hole
That's how tight it was and he couldn't open the doors
He had to escape out of the fucking sun and there was blood all over it and it wasn't from the accident
Because he's shooting up in my car
You know what about it don't fucking get high until you come home
Drop the car off. There's this blood literally
Well, I can't actually didn't drop the car off because it was an overveen. Yeah, and then so then
Our car was involved in a crime because they considered that a crime and all this shit because he left he ran
Yeah, well, he called us and ran first, you know, he does he's all high and this is your cousin
Yeah, this is my cousin. I could talk about him because he's resting dad
Yeah, and no, alright pp and Timmy and Timmy is bro
Anyways fucking he still makes annex and dope with a different car and with my car
I still had my beater remember that yes, the Lumina. Yeah, they had no brakes
Literally no break 94 Lumina. Anyways fucking he throws the back bumper of my wife's car into my car
And I'm like what the fuck dude got get the plate off
But you sure just taking the plate off not the whole fucking bumper
But the thing was the front plate was on there and the VIN number and the insurance was probably in the glove
I've got a good six fucking months to fix that car
We had no car and it still runs and it's still
Involved in multiple accidents and ran over
That was just the worst one right my wife hits things like crazy and I can't say that I never didn't hit it
We did an episode where Mary drove us remember driving Larry and needles now with the new car man so quiet in there
Oh, I like the loudness. I was like we're in a NASCAR race
But it's like you're in a fucking recording sound booth for a vocal booth for well, but we'll still be screaming because she's driving right
I mean the blood curdling screams are gonna have to be edited out and
Us saying you can't turn there. You can't turn man. She she loves a one-way street
That's where she feels most comfortable
Yeah, she'll put on the wrong way one way street if she fuck and then honk at the people and like they're wrong
Yeah, thank God. She's my lawyer. Yeah, my wife is totally fucking gangster behind the wheel
Not only that she nobody fucking parallel parks like Mary and I know that's odd because she's a woman but
She could fucking I mean park man
And the tightest of spaces where most people would say fuck it. I can't fit there if she can get in there
I mean she bumps both cars. She gets in there. Yeah, I mean you forgot to leave didn't leave that out
But not always man, you left that out. I'm sorry. What's that? Not always not always what she doesn't always bump off the cars
She's not always on point either. So I mean listen, you're she's 50 50 in my book. Well, it's scary driving with her
I said she parks really well. Yeah, I mean driving
She's an excellent parallel Parker driving the other side of the coin man. That is fucking
If you don't get scared when when you're driving with my wife
You are psychopath you know, well that means you don't you don't care about nothing
Mm-hmm
If you don't get a little bit scared something's wrong with you
But there are those people like that like road rage people and shit
Like I was telling I was driving down to fucking work the other day
Yeah, and it's like 430 in the morning 5 in the morning and people are on 90
Like oh rage and early in the morning. I'm in the right lane. I'm just cruising listen
I'm a shit. You know what I mean like I'd stay away from that shit even though it affects you
Somehow you know, you're gonna see something or something's gonna happen. Yeah, but here's the thing though
What's that? What's the thing where you're like that? You're never gonna be driving well enough
To be on their league and you don't know how crazy is this fucking guy or is it gone on him?
Right, it's gonna be a couple of crowd my god moves or are you gonna have to fucking start ducking bullets?
I mean listen looking difference, you know, I
I mean if a guy pulls a gun out, what's the first thing you do grab his fucking wrist?
But if you run away
Jesus Larry
Turn into Superman all the sudden close you are this guy
Well, yeah, I mean you've been hanging out with a massage if you're in a different car
Are you a plant? What are you gonna do? You're a spook? Yeah?
This guy is now hanging out with a massage over here. He traded his 5g necklace for a star at David
That's alright though. I love everyone. Mm-hmm, right? You have to we're all God's people
Yeah, but we forget that the decline of society about the road ragers as they got to remember we're all God's people
And we're all and here's the thing Larry you've never saved a minute. You're gonna tell me okay
Listen dude when I was in my younger days. I rode I was the rage exactly when you flip that switch God don't matter
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Why do you think we have murders in our prisons?
It's the thing though we got to calm down because there's more and more people and there's more and more cars and there's more and more
People from different countries who don't know how to drive properly. Are you saying there's illegal immigrants in this country or who even legal?
Come on your line to me. I've never heard of that
Really? Oh dude, we got him flooding in. Elon's down at the border right now. Oh great some guy
I mean, I mean a guy that thinks he can go to space really. Yeah, I mean come on this guy go to the border though
That's not yeah, because that's it. It's so long. I mean, what's he gonna do?
Nothing. I'm really interested to see it
So so this guy from South Africa was not even an American citizen is gonna document what's going on technically
Yes, that is true. Yeah, he's African-American. It's an African-American. Yeah, I mean they got apartheid
I mean, here's the thing African-American doesn't mean you got to be a certain color from Africa
Yeah, like my friend you javill. Well, they actually wait Indian, but he's not an American Indian
He's Indian-American
Because his parents are from India. Are we talking bow and arrow we talking turn no, okay American Indian
I know we're talking bow and arrow turban and turban. Okay. He's Indian-American
American Indian would be native American. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
the same guys that want to change the Redskins back because the guy on the guy on the jersey was like a famous Indian warrior
They're like fuck man. I love this guy. They're like, you like how are you gonna come sin or something?
Yeah, they're like, how are you gonna get this guy out there when you want?
You want to do how about how about stop giving us casinos and keep the jerseys coming, you know
By the way shout out to you javel man. How you doing buddy?
He listen. Yeah, I'm sure he listens. He does listen. Okay. He listens. All right. I got faith. You got faith
Well, maybe you should talk to him and tell him that's fine. Yeah, like follow subscribe. I hate pandering
But leave a review
You know, yeah, what's that we leave a review on needles?
Okay, scathing fucking review. Please do that. I would love to respond to that
Hey, I'm looking for the worst of the worst sometimes. I was gonna tell you some I was talking the other day
I lived by the sword you died by the sword right by the way. We had a fun time
Wednesday went to the seat and Friday. We went to see the dead boys. Yeah Friday was great
The dead boys why what was Wednesday? Wednesday the spirit of 77 played it. I don't want to talk about your band
Let's talk about the dead boys. Those fun out today. Oh, yeah, shout out to Dave and yeah all the guys in the band
It was fun hanging out with you. But yeah, the dead boys was fun. Oh and Dave's wife. She's cool Veronica
How you doing? Um, you still what he call it? Oh the dead boys. They have one foot in the grave all yeah, and I mean the dude
The lead the lead
The lead singer cheetah chrome is 77. No, that's not the lead singer or to lead the only guy left from the band
The original dead boys is 77 lead guitar. Yeah cheetah chrome
He's 77, but the guy doesn't look at day over. I mean what Steve Barrows. I mean he got Stan
He's I thought it was Barrows or Bayer's Bayer's. Sorry. They're just baiters
Okay, Steve Steve. Yeah, Steve. I said, yeah, I don't know the new guy's name, but he was off those guys were that guy was
Fucking jacked out of their mind. There was that guy was on so much cocaine that I got high just watching
Yeah, that's the vibe he gave off he gave off and he had to be late 50s
Yeah, older than me. He was gaunt
Yeah, old school leather. He had like the old me. He had leather pants on yes
And a leather shirt, but it wasn't sure it wasn't a t-shirt. It was cut weird
It was cut with the arms out. It was like it wasn't a wife beater or a day
I don't even wasn't a wife beater or a dago beater
But it was uh, yeah, it was a little bit
It was like a biker sort of thing and then he had a scarf on yes
And then fucking he had the craziest blue eyes. Yes
He's like a they
Like one of those hit a thousand movies when they put the fucking in like a thousand yard stare
Yeah, he looked like this guy we had this guy from doing drugs was his
Yeah, this was his yeah, we're doing drugs. He had that stare going on and the funny thing is is that
Yeah, there weren't a lot of people there
But this guy was looking like there were a million people out there and how many do you think 500? Yeah, something like that
600 it was a good showbots body surfing though
but did you see the instantaneous second that they came on stage the uh,
Spray of beer and alcohol through the air. No, you didn't notice that
I didn't know I was shrooming too. Oh man, I took four grams of fucking mushrooms
I was fucking I was so hung over the next day. I drank so much. We kissed to do that night
I couldn't believe it. That's all right. I won't tell Mary. I might have hugged him a little but I didn't kiss him
You got a little reach around. Let me practice crab McGon. You're a rock. Yeah, that's a teacher said to grab the ball
That's your specialty right there. It's just a crotch. That's all you go for every time
That's all right, do they call it the oh shit the Boys Town handshake
But yeah, so what should we talk about satanic pedophile coil cults
Well missing children remember I was telling you about my friend Aldo, but let's let's fucking
Memorialized one of my friends Aldo this guy. When did he die?
He died about
Fuck man, it's probably 10 years ago. You can't even remember when he died
Well, so we're doing an in memoriam in the middle of the show friends died. Okay. I understand
But what do you die of because I was tell you he fucking
Slid his wrists he killed you go across the train tracks or up the river
I'm sure he went up the river man because he was dead and fucking
But the guy was the funniest fucking guy in a tub in a tub. Okay, so he was he was
Aldo yes
And he was the funniest fucking guy man and I used to work with him at this construction place
We used to put in hardwood floors and this must have been when you were in your 20s. Yes, I was gonna say the last time you
Marty Garcia who he's also dead
He was this big Mexican guy and he was as funny as a fucking this could be he was a very funny biker
Yes, he was a big bike and he was a but mean bad dude
But he was my boss like if we didn't get the job done there was gonna be some ass-kickings and fucking
One time Aldo is all hungover and we got to install this floor and the people aren't home
And it's this really rich fucking house man really posh and he's like dude Larry. I need to take a fucking nap
I'm gonna go lay down in the people's bedroom cuz and I look in there and it's really nice
Wait a second, so you're at a customer's house you and Aldo. Yes, just do it else is there so you're sanding the floors
We're put we're installing. Okay, so you already sanded it everything's all no, we're gonna come back and sand it
Okay, okay, so you're actually putting the planks in okay, so you put the planks in and this guy that you're with
We says you'll be a way second. Wait a second wait a second
This guy decides to take a nap, but to go in the customer's bed when they're not home
Yes, okay, all right, and then okay, so not only does he do this he goes
You know Larry you can handle banging out this fucking living room in this kitchen
Before Marty comes back because he's gonna come back and pick us up and bring us to another job and install
And then we're gonna sand all these and yeah, yeah, yeah, you got okay
so the
People fucking come home
You forgot to wait you forgot the
You have to get to the other part before that part where he decides to take off all of it
So I'll write Aldo fucking takes off all of his clothes butt naked
All of his clothes and we're in work clothes that have sand dust all over and go it gets into the customer's in that
People's bed under the covers and they come home
He's sleeping they can't even wake him up. He wakes up. He's all oh my god and the lady screams
There's a little kid there
Mommy that man's naked. Oh man his face turns beat red and were you standing behind them watching this?
Yes, me and Marty were like Marty. I was laughing Marty was fucking
This oh, yeah, he's got he was a big dude. Yeah, and he came in after the people
Oh
Walked in as they were all right shot talk about time coming together
Yeah, you know what I mean? So we had to go back there to sand the fucking house later
I'm surprised. They didn't fire you
So they all they'll get fired. No, oh come on
Marty kept them on board shout out Marty, but here's the thing
He's like, please please don't make me go back to that. I think I didn't go to the little girls room to sleep
Oh, well, I think it was a little boy, but anyways, oh, why would he go in a little kids room when they had a beautiful?
King-sized bed. I mean this was really a nice. I was insinuating that this guy's a real creep
No, he's not he wasn't like that
But he was just crazy that you know because this guy decides to get naked at a customer's house
Cousin candy
Dude, I mean this story just keeps on getting worse your cousin candy with a guy named Eldo
They got naked at a customer's house and slept in their bed
Here's what I mean. That's the ultimate comfort comfort ability. You know what I mean?
Like you just don't you know your fucks are you have zero fucks for the day
Another thing was one thing that he used to do all the time too. What's that Larry?
Oh, boy
Sometimes we would go to like a family restaurant like a Denny's maybe or maybe even something nicer
We would actually sit down and Marty would buy us lunch once in a while
Yeah, cuz he probably felt bad people's dick out. Yeah
And you know and then we're not party get a bonus
Oh, but I would say I got to go to the bathroom
He'd say I got to go take a piss and he would say it nice and loud
So everyone around us could hear it all the other table this guy's an exhibitionist
Yeah, and then he would go into the bathroom
And it would be all quiet in the place and then he'd start screaming at the top of his lungs in the bathroom
For about 30 40 seconds
Wow pretending like 30 seconds is a long time Larry, you know that I know dude
He would do this cuz it got and it was fucking hilarious and he would come out like nothing happened like you know
He'd pretend like he had like a venereal disease and everyone would be looking at so that's why he was screaming in there
It's cuz he pretended like he had a venereal disease
Yeah, cuz he thought it was funny because all the people would look at him when he came out of the bathroom and shit
Oh, that you deck it makes my skin crawl and gives me so much anxiety. I want to hide in a hole
I don't want anybody to look at me when I come out of the bathroom. He was funny. You find that funny. Yeah, I
Don't know man. That thing's still to the same when I go in the bathroom and Mary's like will you stop that?
Yes, your own house. Yeah, which is totally demeaning to your wife
It can implicate implying that she gave you a venereal disease. It's a joke. Oh
Oh real funny to my lawyer. Oh my wiener hurts from a venereal disease
So if it's not from you, it's from somebody else
Man you in Boys Town. Look what it's doing you loose morals Larry eating my fucking moral compass
It is loose morals Larry. Anyway, shout out to Aldo because he was funny. He's still alive. No, he's dead. Oh, yeah
I forgot I'm stoned
I'll show you his picture. It's out there. Oh, I gotta see what this guy looks like
He's a real sounds like a real peach. He was funny. No. Yeah, until he died
I heard that my my cousin we would fucking sometimes we would go to work and he would have LSD or something
He would have LSD to give you or he
Be on and he'd say do you want something I'd say yeah, and we'd be fucking tripping so hard
And one day we were supposed to go to this big job and he's like fuck it. Let's just go to my house
I got some booze and some weed and I'm like cool and so we're there and there's a message
For him on my on his answering machine and it's from my cousin candy and she's like
You mother fuck
That's always a good way to start a message piece of shit
You come here and fucking blah blah blah something about their kid, you know
You fucking asshole when I see you I'm gonna kick you in the fucking balls and my and and he's just laughing and laughing
Playing it over
This fucking guy lives on that edge like on the Razor's edge, dude
Like I mean he's just teeter and I'm both like I don't
You see that guitar right there. Yeah, it used to be a really nice guitar that alvarez
Uh-huh, and he gave it to me and then he gave me all these cassette tapes like these two cases filled with him punchin candy
Cassette cases filled with rock and roll cassette tapes and he's given it to me when I'm at his house and all this shit
Then a couple days later. Oh, I were going to pick him up in the morning and his roommate is there
Hey, can't that bone? Yeah, and he's like hey, do you have my guitar and al those behind him shaking his head? No
Oh, I'm like we get in the van like dude. You gave me your roommates guitar
He's like yeah, you played better than him anyway fucking. I'm just like dude
What the fuck and he's like you can't tell him man. We mean you can't tell he just said something right in front of him
No, he's and I said no I told the guy. I didn't I lied and then he's like even worse now
You're a liar. Well, I was again. I was only like 22 years old. Yeah, so that doesn't matter
You know young so I mean you know lying so you know
Lying okay when you're young anymore, man, you're gonna get a parking ticket Larry. What the fuck?
Well long break speed
Okay
It's alright though. So now this is what it sounds like when nothing happens on a
Radio program with nothing going on nobody says anything
Oh shit, I shouldn't have done that
Neither was gonna fucking
And we're back so Larry what kind of what kind of food would you be if you could be one? Oh man
I guess I I guess I would have to say I'd be like a delicious fucking steak. I think you'd be a fruit
I walked into that yes, you really did Larry. I should just grab on your throat right now and choke you
Man, I'd be a banana
What's that attitude
I didn't even hear that now. I love you just laughing in there with a bomb curled like a baby
I mean this guy's really loving that bong over there my precious. Yeah, so
Excuse me
Yeah, there's no excuse motherfucker
So needles can't handle the smoke
Remember that movie what was that man
What's that all right, just get on with it. Well, no, I was gonna fucking look that story up
I wanted to talk about oh man, I mean we should I mean there's a lot of things we should talk about Maria monk someday
I got a special uh episode coming up and anybody that doesn't know more who Maria monk
Is you want to hear a crazy song from jimmy buffett?
Not really because no, hold on. I'm gonna get I'm gonna read you the lyrics to this thing
Yeah, you could do that. The song is called please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home
Oh, man, I mean just from the title, you know, this one's gonna
Who writes that when you're a grown man that in between the uh, I mean beer nuts 13 and
And bring go you're 16
Uh, please take your girlfriend home. She's only 15. She shouldn't be back here alone
I mean that's the first two
Stanzas or you know what I mean? Like isn't that crazy? I'm horny and my mind begins to roam
That's a third lyric man. What a fucking piece of dog. Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend home
Wow
That's kind of powerful. You know what I mean? Oh the good old days
But there's so many songs written like that. Isn't that crazy though you look up jimmy buffett's fucking look up this lyric
Is this discography?
Man, I'm stoned. Look up the lyrics to uh, the rolling stone stray cat blues. That's fucking horrible too. Here's the fucking man
Three Sims with four here's the 15 year old girls and here's the fifth. Wait a second. Here's the fifth lyric
She found mama's quailude script
Nice
My kind of took a few just right before the show
She's no beer drinker
Oh, no, she can't handle so she's a junkie at 15 already
Well, she's not a junkie, but she can't handle her booze is she took them ludes and she's fucked up is what he's saying
Well, but I mean most people drink and lewd. I don't know you ever do ludes
I've done them a couple times. I've done them holding on. I've done off brand in mexico
Okay, well you get fucked up from those things man black baddies and shit like that. They're fucking it's like, you know
I don't even know what a queen is not like heroin, but it's like you're
Drunk it's xanax with adderall
You're fucked up. Yeah, but I mean it's like you're on that
The old ones I know what the ones you had were dude. They look they were fucking bigger than necko wafers
I know unfortunately you are just using the worst terminology today. I mean a necko wafer
Come on, Larry. I know what a necko wafer is and I can anybody knows what the fuck that is
Now you're assuming that everybody knows size of a quarter. Okay, there we go. Now we could fucking work with that
Man, where did you get stuck in the fucking 70s today?
dollar for anybody you're smoking hey for anybody overseas out there in argentina and in london
One quarter of a u.s. Dollar. I don't know what size
Coins you all have but i'm sure down there you might down where?
Any other place that doesn't have quarters so crazy. We still use coins
You know I can fucking why the fuck do we use coins people barely carry cash anymore?
Yeah, in europe man the coins don't start up until a five dollar. Yeah, but why why would you carry coins?
Fucking and I understand that people are gonna be like oh, you know you want to get digital currency and stuff like that
Listen, you put a chip in my thumb. I'll be fine with that. Oh, dude. That's the mark of the beast
You're going straight down. Well, thanks. Larry. We already talked about this and what am I gonna have in hell
Nothing the kick it the most sweetest on tombow hashing of teeth and the endless unquenchable flames, man
That's what it is. Can I get running down there hand me the bible? No, I'm not gonna hand you the bible
What the fuck kind of statement is that that's the kind that I'm gonna tell you what I don't want you to just quote the bible during our show
I wanted to show me the passages where it says about jet skis
Pantoon boat. I want to but actually that's a good idea. I will put jet skis on my pontoon boat
In health. I want to see the fucking passage where it says I'll draw. I'll even
I'll get my kid to draw up a picture of a pontoon boat in hell
All right, and then I'll sell you want to drag your son down and he's a good artist
I mean I wanted detailed. I could have no shirt. Nick. No shirt. Nick might not want to draw that kind of picture
Why not he'll think it's blasphemy. It's not blasphemy. It's a fictitious thing
He's like little
John
Through the power of the holy spirit god, please forgive this guy. Are you praying for me on the podcast?
Oh lord
This is amazing. You really just prayed for me on the podcast. Yeah, man. I love you larry. Thank you very much
Man, uh, yeah, it's serious. What's serious?
Hell and all that shit man. All right. Well, it's serious, but okay, so you don't want to go there
If you believe in flat earth, right? Yes. Okay. So underneath the flat earth. There's hell
I suppose so I'm not asking you a question. I'm not exactly sure where hell is okay, but it's not above
But what we're taught it's above or below
It could be under the foundations
Just like earth is set upon the ponder pillars. Listen to me for a second
So we're taught that the earth is round, but we're also taught that heaven is up and hell is down
Right. So what do you believe in? They do that? Well, they that's why they do that so they can contradict the bible
and
Present false science and then that way it makes you question the word
Which should not be questioned. It's fucking the word the word of god word of god. Okay, the word and
by by them pretending that we're flying through space on a sphere
It takes god out of the equation. They make you think that you can go
Millions of light years away when that's bullshit god is directly right up above us, man
Very very close, but there's not millions and millions. There's also multi variations of god and people that have written things
Yeah, false gods. Well, you're talking about idols. I'm talking about people have written things hebrew
and
Ethiopian and all these other things that are found older than there's actual whatever. I you know,
Ethiopians are heavy christians, man. I didn't say that. I'm just saying there's a whole third. They're heavy
supposedly the the ark of the covenant
Is fucking hidden in one of these churches which is awesome Ethiopia now. Listen to this
Do you know about these churches where you walk it on level ground and then all of a sudden
It's dug out
So there's a hole
And the churches are made out of the six churches made out of the rock
That was dug out. So there's no materials except the land the bedrock that was there
So they had to carve these churches out from the top down
And they're real intricate and shit, man. They're really ornate. Where's this hat? It's in Ethiopia
We got to look this up later after the show. You're gonna be like, holy fuck, man. All right. Well, I listen, man
It's really wild if it's actually if you can actually put a finger on it. I believe it
It's fucking wild, you know, because there's a lot of they even showed it on ancient aliens before
Well, I mean that's all it is though, but the ancient aliens is also a little askew
Well, yeah, totally
But you know, they show you this thing and they want you to think that a and I love ancient aliens
So do I but here's the other thing about it. It's very entertaining to watch very entertaining
Very much for me
but
The problem with ancient aliens is that's just another way to soften your views towards God and fucking make you think
You know, they want you to think that
God didn't come down that these were aliens and it's it's more. I think it's more of rather than that's not what happened
It's not like democrat republican. It's more of like a spiritual war. Yes, like evil, man
Yeah, well, it's always good and evil. There's always good. There's always evil and there's all kinds of degrees of good
You want to hear so I'm so I was looking to buy a house. I'm looking to buy a house
And I talked to the realtor. I say, all right, this is what I have. This is what's going on
I have you know, everything's good and he looks at me and he's like
For this amount of money, you can't get anything and I have excellent credit and money to put down in all this bullshit
And doesn't seem to matter right now. Well, you know, why because it all it always boils down to black rock and vanguard
Greedy people taking over the american dream
Right, so what do they did they bought up all the fucking they're buying up all these houses
I think they own like making it out of 70 percent of the s&p
It's out of reach monetarily for the normal guy. It's just like communism. They're gonna control it. Yeah
They're gonna control and dictate what happens. They can move the market. So
You know, they're
Well, we're not where we want to be as a country, right?
No, it's a shame. I love I'm love being american. I really do. It's weird man. Like I remember, you know
Going to europe and shit and thinking where'd you go france the fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys
No, I went all over the fucking place, but that's where you're good at. Yeah, that's what I do
I spread myself around
I want to give yourself up the frenchman, you know, i'm a german man
All the boys towns and every all the bases too. Yeah, every army base. Yeah, I went to every army base
I especially spent a lot of time at the navy base. No, that's because you love semen. Fuck. Yeah
I was swimming with semen
We were in the ocean all day long
Me and the boys allegedly
Me and the boys were jumping off the US
We're still waiting on the pictures for
There is polaroid somewhere and we can't find somewhere there's polaroids. That's all right, though
Thank god. They didn't have digital
Imagine that's how you remember polaroids
Oh, yeah, I got a polaroid camera still just in case. No, but I mean, yeah, this is still not just in case
I'm talking like that was the thing. It was out. It was very funny taking pictures nudes with polaroids
Amazing
Excellent an old nude polaroid stash is kind of that'd be cool
There's a few around here. There's a few around here. Yeah. All right. Well, I'll take it. That's not a polaroid
I know I just have a weird we have some polaroids. All right. Well, and I have the camera still I know you just said that
Do we have some can we get you're probably still get film?
Yeah, you can't buy film. So we're good for what?
I mean, what do you want to do Larry? I'm not gonna be
Hey, man, I am not gonna be involved in your weird stuff
I want to fucking immortalize a fucking moment and not want it to be man
You sound like a serial killer and not want it to be in the digital world. Yeah, you sound like a serial killer right now
Yeah, exactly. He's just like oh now I'm caught
Come here. Let me choke you Larry comes home from crowd of my god last night and asked his wife to choke on it
I'm not even in a sexual way. I didn't say choke me. I said Mary put me in a headlock. Oh put me in a headlock
And she's like why? I just got back from Provodra. I'm all riled up
If I wanted you to choke me my wife's fighting fucking spying with needles for an hour put me in a headlock
Very silly
She's like no. Yeah, why would she do that? You're all riled up
Oh Jesus man, so I had this book man. My wife used to go to Chinese restaurants all the fucking time man
and I started to
Document up the fortune cookies. Wait a minute. Oh wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. I literally have
Wait a second. I think seven or eight pages. Okay, so Larry just pulled out a notebook
That's less it's probably about almost a foot long and a foot wide and it's like
That big almost I said almost well you got big ass feet and it's got a pink spiral
Connecting the front to the back so it's like
Okay, kitty on the front and
It's got a kitty with glasses and a pink bow tie and there's dots on the front and autistic Larry
He literally connected the dots to make Larry on the front man. We got to put this on twitter today
This is amazing. Hey, let me see you there for a second. No, no, no, no, no
No, no, come here. I want to read them because I want to make you suffer. Come here. Give me that
Yeah, no, I can read them. I don't know how to read. What do you mean? I don't know how to read
You've proven yourself. Get the fuck out of here. Let me read the first one
The first one I should read to you and then you can read the second one. How about that?
Wait a second. So you were okay. So you literally had this notebook and you opened
Fucking uh, what are those called? Man, I'm so stoned. Okay. I sat there with piles of
These fortune cookie paper there we go fortune cookie the inserts in the fortune cookie the paper and you wrote this all over Chicago
And you wrote this down in a notebook
Yes
Wow, you are so artistic Larry. One day I was fucking all wound up on something or another
Yeah, I'll probably spot up and I fucking just started doing it and I wrote them in two different color pens
So I could save space. There's a I'll read the pink ones. How's that? You can read the blue ones
A drunk man says what a sober man is thinking
Whoa, slow down
I know wait a second. Okay. Read that again. A drunk man says what a sober man is thinking
Well, what is that's an obvious one because alcohol is like a truceurum. It's a fucking mouth loosener
I know but it's truceurum. You know people always say when they get hammered they say shit
They're not gonna say when they're sober exactly. Okay. That's really good. You know where you got that from
I don't know
Oh man, you're really lacking. You literally wrote I don't even know if I could I don't know how many you should read
Well, we should read we should maybe read one or two per episode
Yeah, because this is I mean this is a fucking jam Larry. This is uh, this is a treasure. Maybe we just read one
Man, I know that's what I'm saying. We need to think of I mean how many pages
Well, wait first of all, how many wait how many entries on one page?
Let's see one two three four five six seven eight nine
You're skipping lines, but I'll add 13. No, no, no because each different color is a different one
I know that's what I'm saying different ones. No, there's not
There's three six nine 12 50 dude
Get the 13
Oh, okay, I see what you did right here. Yeah, I just did it like that. I wouldn't even go to the next line
I would just and for our listeners. They are tabbed
So I can find them. They're they're literally tabbed. There's a green piece
Of paper that is like a half an inch wide and like two inches long at the top of each page
And it's color-coded. Well, that's not I just said whatever. I'm just saying I know what there's a yellow
Over here. I don't know what they mean. I don't but it's just very well. Here's the thing. No, that's like
Falk larry and then some of them are written on the back too and um, also, I mean, we're talking 15 paint. Yeah
All right, so let's start off with number one today
Yeah, a drunk man says what a sober. Yeah drunk man says what a sober man is thinking and the thing was is this became like my like
My little uplifting
Not quite if you don't want to read the bible. This is like the chinese fortune cooking bible
Which doesn't mean anything. I mean, I wonder where spirits because a few of them are uplifting spirits
I mean when you yod all of a sudden
What the fuck was that dude?
A couple fucking
You keep read a couple pieces of paper out of a cookie and you get all fucking yen or zen. Sorry yen yen
Morianne, please. All right. So so I'll put tary's license as a page saver. All right. I mean if that's what you want to do
I don't I mean that's probably gonna leave this down here. We're gonna read one of these each episode
I know but that's so funny. So then uh, man, I'd read it again because I just love that drunk man says what a sober man is thinking
Yeah, so many times I've been in a bar when a drunk man has said something and a sober man is
Ready to crack him right in the face. I mean, there's really no
There's no reprieve from saying something stupid at a bar man gets punched from what a sober man's thinking
Well, it's kind of taking advantage of a person also
Unless a guy knows what he's doing, huh? It's exciting. I forgot about I can't believe that. I mean, I meant to fucking
I brought this down here like three episodes ago and I put it over there
Okay, and what happened was you got too much shit over there
I piled a bunch of notebooks on top of it and so today when I was going through those notebooks because I had some shit written down
Which I never did find but I didn't find this gangster disciples larry that is
The most greatest treasure to this podcast
because the fortune cookie bible well, yeah, I mean
What kind of it does what kind of weird?
Bible in any way person
sits down at a table and just writes
Fortune cookies and has enough. I mean, that's a lot of fortune cookies. How many fucking fortune cookies you have?
Well, here's the thing man. You buy them in bulk. It was no Mary was in here's a weird thing too
Mary's in a in a Chinese gang. Yeah
No, she bought a bag of bottle. What are those guys called?
I don't know just because I like fortune cookies. What are they called though? Try add two. Yeah
They only had two different fortunes out of like 40 cookies. Uh-huh. They were either one or the other really
I was like they these fortune cookies. Well, they bought them from one company and they forgot to mix them up good
It's like it. Well, no, we bought a bag from the store. Yeah, and it's like dude
It's like getting when they get like fentanyl when they don't mix it right everybody. Oh these no
I just think this was a bad batch
um, but
There was a time when Mary was really really into sushi and shit all the time
And she wanted to go and we would go and sometimes we'd be at a restaurant with three of her friends or two of my friends
And everyone would read the fortune and then like I'm sure a couple of these are russes
I'm sure, you know one of them, you know, yeah, it was just people coming over and yeah
And so when we'd be out to dinner I'd say hey, let me have your thing after you read it
We'd all read him and laugh and then they'd hand it to me and I'd put him in my pocket
Throw it in my top drawer at home and then after a while we I'm like Mary. Look at how many fortunes I have
Yeah, how many cookie fortunes I have
Awesome
And it made me feel happy and then you wrote them all down
I'm not even so I could throw them out because it was a big pile
I'm gonna have that book when you crick it
Yeah, we gotta get some more though then I wonder how much they would change from then to now
Hmm. That's a good question. You know what I mean cutting off your wiener is not a good idea
Hey, I always wanted to do misfortune cookies like
You know bad shit. Yeah
You're gonna get a flat tire on the way home
Oh, I was thinking way worse than that man. Thank god. I didn't say what I was thinking. Holy shit, dude
Whoo
Wow, thank you Larry needles is gonna get caught for strangulating that last prostitute. Oops wait. Did I say that out loud?
How will I get caught?
When there's nobody
But speaking of nobody I uh, yeah
I
No, I fucking watch this Jeffrey Dahmer special and we're from it was on Fox nation
So uh, and it was called well, here's what it was called the Dahmer family tapes
And it was tape recordings of Dahmer and his father. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's been released. Yeah. Yeah, that's right
And so it's weird and they talk about the whole case and they talk about the bust
And they talk about how he got rid of these bodies, man
And this motherfucker will put them in
Acid yeah and flush him down the toilet. It was a real serial killer. Oh my lord
But he would be in okay, so he lived at the time he got busted. Yeah
He had a dead body. He got caught with a guy a dead body in the other room
He had parts in the free he was eat. I mean
Heads skulls shit everywhere. I don't know what brings that sadistic behavior on his one
Here's one little scenario out of it
Oh, now you're making up scenarios or no, he had in the box. He had this Dahmer had this he lived with his grandmother
And he had this wooden box
Covered in metal with a big padlock on it
And they want they knew he was gay and they didn't want him to be a fanook. So they kept
Thinking that he had gay porn inside the box
And no, he's like, let's see what's in the box. Jeffrey and he's like, fuck you and they fight about this box
So now he's on the phone. He's on your huge metal box and your floor in your room. So he goes to his dad. Hey
Remember when you remember that box and the dad's like, oh, yeah, boy. We sure fought about that box
And he's like, yeah, you remember you thought there was pornography in there and the dad's like, yeah, I remember
And he goes, you know, it was in there. Don't you and he's like no what was in there? And he's like it was uh
somebody's mummified head and their genitals
I mean, hey, so they're thinking it was some magazine
That's what you're into man. Yeah, I had a human head. Yeah, you can't you can't show grandma
Look at his grandmother's eyes. Oh, man. Holy fuck. Well, he had like a mannequin there also. He was a fucking whack job
Well, I mean
But he wasn't crazy though because they tried to get him insanity. He was he was a lot of reasoning
I mean, he might have been he was sick in the head, but he wasn't insane very smart calculated
You know, he knew what he liked that's a problem when you get these people that are so focused
Here's another part you would have loved this. I thought about you
They were talking to all the finooks in the gay bars
They hung out in and a couple of them were one of them was a drag queen
And he was saying how hot Jeffrey Dahmer was and then he would have wanted to fuck him and everything too and
The only reason he didn't get killed by Dahmer
was because he would have went home with him in a minute. He said was because
He was a well-known guy Dahmer would search out. Oh, yeah, and people not yeah, but he would miss, you know people that are
Yeah, homeless people or addicts or well, especially in where was it was?
Wisconsin no, Detroit. We're he was in Milwaukee, Milwaukee. Yeah, okay
The African-American gay people were not accepted back then. No, but they so they wouldn't you know
They had a pretty hopping boys town. They showed the food. I'm sure you were there once or twice
I was getting excited. No, I tell you by the way
Shout out to Wisconsin. Shout out the boys town
Shout out to Wisconsin boys towns. No
Shout out to Wisconsin because I got my guitar
My guitar my car from uh, Wisconsin. It's got Wisconsin plates on it. Man, that took a minute to get out
So the lady's like, hey
Don't use my plates and I go well, I'm gonna need something to drive home with because
I don't want to get pulled over and my dad was with me. He's like, yeah, yeah, don't worry
Just chop them up
And and I said to her yeah, yeah, I'll take I'll get new plates. I'll take these off right away
I said, I'll just do like, you know a couple of bank jobs first
She laughs and my dad's like seriously if you want this is the time if you're gonna steal gas on the way home
And I'm like dad
This isn't the 50s and this camera's everywhere. You gotta pay first now. Anyway, oh well, no
Yeah, but who cares if there's cameras everywhere. If you steal a card you could still put it in bypass the pin and you can get it
What I didn't have a card. I'm talking about remember the old days when you'd fill it up and yeah
I put you take my shirt off put it over the license plate and there were no cameras
Before I was married to Mary like the the first time I've ever had her family's house
I made her sister's house. This is one of the reasons she probably fucking hates me and
Mary yeah, no
I know
Oh, man, I don't know. We might have to bleep that out. That's okay. And here's what happened. So I'm there. We're there and
Walking fucking around. We're having a good old time
And all of a sudden my mom is screaming at me on the phone
The cops are at my house because on the way to Beth's house. I stole a gas a tank of gas
and uh
They got my license playing shit. You're a real Romeo. Look at you
In Beth's house. Don Juan. Here's what Beth was talking about. What were you driving? I was driving like a
fucking
1970 fucking two oldsmobile big yellow beater. It was yellow? Yeah. Oh man Larry. Like you really faded ass yellow.
Mary comes from high stock. Yeah, and Larry does not. So all of a sudden my mom is screaming at me on the phone
In bet and in Beth knows that it's something about a tank of gas and I sold gas and oh
She was I was at Beth's house and it was pre cell phone day. So my mom called my mom called the landline
Beth's house and so
You just can't stop saying
And so she's like she's telling Mary, you know, why don't you just like
Let this kid go home and we'll drive you home later and just forget about him right in front of me
You stole gas
And I mean, why would you do that on the fucking harsh and Mary was cool. That's pretty harsh. I just stole gas
I'm a criminal now. You don't like me. I'm a criminal
And the cops are here right the cops were there right no the cops were at my house not yet
They weren't there yet because I was far away. She lives pretty far on the north side there
How you did that you didn't say where?
I was almost gonna say the time. I know here's the thing though. My father paid paid them so they didn't come at me
Okay, and I'm like see it's cool. My dad paid and she's like
Why don't you just like let this kid go home and we'll take you home later? And so then we we had an awkward
dinner
Oh, the whole family and everybody was there. Yeah
And I mean I was there or dad might have been there for dad was I mean
You know we're talking it was a long long time ago. This guy's in the law business and very high up in the law business
I mean you might say
He gavils around. Yeah
Geez man. Come on Larry. You don't know how to sidestep anything. You just run right into the wall
Oh, whatever. That's all right. You're the one who whistles everything
Ain't whistling Dixie man. You want to do your uh hit list?
Yeah, do you know where it's at? Yeah, I do I had it earlier
um
Wow, wow man. I can't believe Larry lost his hit list. That's right. Don't go
But uh, uh, uh, uh
Oh, yeah
Hmm
I know a lot of the people
You couldn't say them then why wouldn't you just say them because I don't want to miss anybody
Classic stone like you
I might fuck some something up. Anyways, a lot of these people probably stop listening. No, I don't I don't think so
I don't know. We'll see man. These are actually my so-called friends. So oh, that was no, I'm kidding man. We
Don't worry. I'll choke them out later
I still love you guys. All right, man. You javill I already shouted you out
But I'm gonna start shouting you out every time now, buddy
You're better listening. We're gonna stop if you don't listen. I'm gonna come I'm coming to your house in India
No, he doesn't live in India. Oh
He lives around here. Oh, he does well. He would do I'm united states
Man, you really are just gonna spill the beans out. I hope this guy's got a green card because
He almost has got him arrested. He lives by the casino the boat casino, but not the one in elgin
I mean come on Larry. What are you doing here? He lives in aurora, dude with that kind of name
You think it's you think it's hard to find if you look
How many you javills are they gonna live in in aurora?
You want to hear something? Yeah, I want to hear one of the I wanted to look him up on facebook one time
It wasn't that hard a long time ago
It was there was fucking 10 pages of you javill not only his first name, but his last name
But did you type specifically where he was at or you were just looking for him?
I was looking for oh, yeah. Well, good luck with that. I mean it was a million you javill
It's like a type with typing John last name and I said to him dude
Like I'm looking at little baby pictures of indian guys
Whoa, whoa, man, and I couldn't figure it out and I go dude. I couldn't find you and there's so many
Dudes with your exact same name and he's like I'm not on facebook and so
Well, that was a great story
Thanks for that. Shout out to mr. X
Oh, look at that. I'm an alien. My cats are so great
jessica
We love you j Clara
Sherry
Sherry's out in hawaii. Oh, yeah fun, baby. Hope the island doesn't burn. Yeah
Um, you could listen to this and pretend you're back home
Uh, we went and Becky Chrissy
Of course tiffani tiffani woodcock out there in portland woodcock woodshop
Mary my wife the best for allowing me to live and be a sugar baby
Askola, you're gonna do nothing all day playing guitar
Fuck off heaven bands or zodiac another another brother brother from another mother
Chris out there in florida. Oh, I love you Chris man. Hope you're feeling better, bro
Russell, how you doing buddy? No, bro Frank
Last but not least no shirt, nick. I gotta say thank you one more time brother for that
First tank man. How about us getting to the bottom?
Little nicky in the pervs at the do you have any more shout out to that it?
Of course only fans and we got to mention toms freak
Man toms. So he's selling n96 masks now. I helped them pick them up
They're knock off so we had to kind of write a five on them
But that's all right though. So if you got a freckle on your little schmeckle
All times free clinic now selling them 96 masks
And they still got a lot of vaccines. Well, I'm very pissed off there
So are you done with your shit because I want to talk about I wanted to open a vaccine clinic
Not it will no and uh, coven clinic coven testing coven testing center that thank you larry
That's what I want to know but larry is all against that and I don't understand why I don't want to be part of it
But you're not part of it. Technically you're part of the solution
In god's eyes, right? Those tests don't work man
They I mean bought they got them amped up to a bracket to to a place where everything looks like it's I mean are you a scientist?
No, but I read a lot about it. Okay
And I think that would be a good idea guys. Nice government job. We could just sit around all day
Ask people swab their noses. That's a little gross though, too. What's that? You can completely wear a hazmat suit
It'd be hilarious
Doesn't that sound for eight hours in a hazmat suit? I mean we could probably pay ourselves like those people that were getting paid at the
I like that the sound of that pay ourselves. Yeah. Well, the government pays us and then we pay ourselves
Handsomely. Yeah. I mean technically larry's needles LLC is also going to be our name of our
COVID testing center if I had larry's needles larry and
If I had my own all right because you don't need needles. We put a swab larry needle swabs
If I was in charge of my own
Destiny a scale payment. I would I would fucking pay myself well
Oh, you don't think any american would do that. What kind of person that would not pay them
Oh my god, I if I could make my own pay limit. I wouldn't pay myself. I wouldn't get crazy. What's crazy?
you know
Well, what's crazy under like 10 g's a week? That's it. You're kidding me, right? Yeah, if you could have as much as you want
I'm not a greedy guy, man
But if you could have as much as you money as you want
At one point just one lump sum or how do you do that a weekly or is that what you're saying? You want 10 g's a week?
Yeah, that's a little low. You're right. I mean come on man. I'm gonna be more than that at 10 g's a week
I mean
With all your I mean this guy buys used underwear off the internet that's gonna probably run up 10 g's a week
They're getting expensive. I know and I mean especially because now you're buying big girl ones. It's twice the money
Morph is shipping
Well, I'm not even talking about the shipping just for the sheer cost of materials
And you got to put them in a special box. They all charge the same. No pun intended
They all charge the same they all come from a special box
Anyways, man, we're really happy all our fucking tuning in still we're losing listeners
I don't think you should say that out loud, but that's okay. No, I don't give a fuck man
I know I could tell because you didn't run that by me, but you're just fucking going off off the rail
When I say that we lost like two so that's more than that. I think but it don't matter
Is it like three almost in built-in a date? That's right
But we gained a few too. We lost a couple here. We gained a few there
Yeah, we got a new listener. She's 400 pounds
So that counts for two maybe three if you got to buy a plane ticket
Maybe so that's how we're going off of
If they got one of those uh double seats at the aisle, she might fit. I don't know about that
Still spilling out. She needs three seats, but I don't I mean
I was it was crazy because I was uh
I went out chopping the other day and the amount of people that are of bigger stature
Oh, yeah, it is amazing like
I don't know uh, man
like
people that were over
200 pounds easily and I'm I'm I'm you know what I mean. I'm not a skinny guy
But do you wear dews? Yeah a little bit under 200
Okay, but
I'm fucking pure death
I'm gonna tell you later. I'm gonna fucking well, you know what? I'm gonna fucking I still need to drop about fucking five
To seven pounds. So I'm about I want to beat about 152
And then welcome to weight talk with larry and needles. I'm gonna fucking start banging dudes again
I'm gonna fucking go take a secret class across. Oh man. This sounds really gay
So I can fucking kick your ass. It's all butt stuff. Yeah, that's all we do
It's crab for some reason he grabs my hips and pulls my pants down
This is the new this is a different takedown
How's this takedown to leave this is not legal?
You can't do this in a tournament
But the whole point I do like it. I do like it. They show us a lot of nice arm and leg breaking moves
Listen, the whole point of it is to end a fucking fight fast 10 seconds 10 seconds
I'm just saying I know but I'm saying 10 seconds
Do you know?
Which is 10 seconds is when you don't really think about it in two seconds
When you do because we did a drill for like two minutes last night
It was like ground and prounced ground and pound sit-ups. You know what I mean?
I like some of those exercises. What's he called? Um
Uh cycle
No, what do you do? Uh a circuit
Like circuit training. You do different things and you go around
But it's funny though. There's nothing better than fucking kicking and punching your friends
But it's cool. He does it for a minute two minutes 30 seconds depending on what the thing is and uh
You're going balls out for this time
But but you know his explanation is
Is you're putting it out for this amount of time because when you fucking get into it with somebody when you need to
You're going to compress all that shit down when it's time to get down to business second
No, we'll know it's where you're going to put your hand where you're going to put your knee
Where are you going to put your fingers because this shit's crazy nuts face eyes nose ears
Everything there is not because what did sonny say? There's no there's no rules in a street fight people thinking that it's not um
It's not an honorable martial art thing where
They have all these disciplines and ways of thinking they don't hurt any of the people and disarming them
Yeah, because we did rubber knives. We do guns. It's hilarious
I didn't I was fucking not there the night of the fucking rubber knife. The rubber knives are awesome
They give you a rubber knife and you try to stab, you know, we stab each other and nice
And you got to get wrist slack and I love it
It's fun. It's good. Do you know what I mean? It's good to do shit with your boys
You know, he fucking comes with us. Yeah, it's funny. We just beat the shit out of each other
I did the same thing to no shirt nick
Uh last time I saw him that I did the merry. I was like, hey
Just put your hands around my neck like you're gonna choke me. Jesus man. Yeah
I just want to show you some shit. I learned he's like, no thanks
Yeah, because you're a fucking caged animal. You're like choke me your brother
What the fuck? I know weird shit is that and bad is coming head to head. Well, yeah
Hey, choke me. I just learned how to distract you or did or even dismantle you
He's got to just put your hands on my throat
We should say that I'm not worried. Yeah
Yeah, because I can because I'm gonna hurt you because I don't know how to punch, you know without sparring
Fake punch
But so we did get down to the nitty gritty of a little nicky and the perv. Yeah, we laughed and laughed man
Uh, we realized what why we're so fucking crazy
Speaking of which catechronic is playing october 19th at kief cure in sycamore. I think it's like on route 46 out there
Really in illinois?
Yeah, okay. So if you want to come and stab larry, that's the place to do it man. It's fun. It's all point them out to you
It's a weed farm. So we're gonna be oh geez man. It is. It's I know what I grow weed
They're they're registered. I don't know if you should be given all this information now. You're really the information guys
And they aren't you it's a registered company with the fucking system. They got their license. I don't think they want just people
They don't know showing up. No, it's a bar. They got a bar too
They got a bar. They got a farm. It's fucking really nice
Actually, man last time I was there they gave not only to give me like tons of fucking weed, but
They uh, sometimes they have like really good vexual zucchini's fucking tomatoes. You're a fucking zucchini. All right, let's end this bitch. I got piss
All right. Anyways, thank you again for tuning in
I'm larry and I'm needles
peace out
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