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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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And the Needles show.

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Alright y'all, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry as usual.

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And I'm Needles.

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Coming off a very successful 9-11 episode.

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Yes.

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Now the way I feel about it is that I, Larry revamped my, what do you call it?

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Shit, I just lost my train of thought.

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Aw man.

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I was, okay we lost some followers because of it.

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And Larry reassured me that my notes and sort of Mr. X, everything was sort of accurate.

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Yes.

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So I mean, either these people can't handle what's going on or they finally decided that.

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Or they don't want to believe what's going on.

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Some people don't want to believe what's going on.

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It's so fucking horrible.

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It really is.

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I mean, you know.

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I mean, we don't have to talk more turkey about this.

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But like I said, it's a specialty episode.

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We created an intro and an outro and if you still stuck around with us, we appreciate

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it.

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Yeah.

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You know, sometimes we're going to go off the fucking rails, you know.

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Like we said before.

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At least we're not sniffing rails.

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You know, the deeper you dig, the darker it gets.

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That's right.

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So.

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You need a light down there.

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You know, say, la vie to those people and you know, hopefully we get some new followers.

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That's it.

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That's all it's all about.

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But here's the other thing, you know, if they couldn't handle it.

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They maybe use a good little weeding out.

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You know, it's weird because I do look at the analytics.

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I don't look at them.

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I look at them when I come here.

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And you know, sometimes I take it as like, oh man, you know, I'm a human being and I'm

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like, oh, these people don't like me.

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And oh man, you know, what, what did I say something wrong?

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Did I say something to offend somebody?

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If they actually knew us, that's when they really wouldn't fucking like us.

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Well, I think they actually know us.

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I mean, we've been told we've done life out on the airway.

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If they actually hung out with us, though, they'd fucking probably love it.

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It would probably be in life.

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Yeah, because they just want to hear about 45 minutes.

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How about the earth is flat?

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No, I wouldn't do that.

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We'd be playing songs and smoking weed.

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Smoking weed, laughing it off.

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I'd be telling jokes.

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About Flat Fest I sent you.

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You don't even look at the shit I said.

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No, I do.

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No, you don't.

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How the fuck would you?

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Oh, it wouldn't let me open it.

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What do you mean?

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Yeah, imagine that.

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It wouldn't let me open it.

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It's just in October, it's in Vegas.

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It's two days.

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Nice.

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Yeah, that's going to be like a meeting of the minds.

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Which the more you know what, it's silly when you...

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We were all trained from the beginning.

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There was always a globe in a room and they always told us the earth was flat.

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So it's kind of difficult when they've, let's say, by an MK and Ultra you from the beginning.

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Very difficult.

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And it still freaks me out.

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Well, when you think about all the...

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Because I've been reading things about Antarctica, okay?

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And I've been watching these videos that when people get close enough to this ice wall,

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there's actually American ships that come out and dissuade them, let's say, to turn

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around.

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And if there's not ships, they'll scramble some fucking fighter jets, man.

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You can't get below a certain parallel before they come.

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No, they really are...

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They got that shit locked down.

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Well, because also I was reading about that Russian base they have up there that they've

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spent like four billion dollars on and they had created a whole infrastructure out of

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Yeah, well there's roadways and...

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Yeah, there's supposedly a gigantic fucking direct energy weapons...

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Well, suppose allegedly...

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...regions going on there.

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Okay, listen.

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I'm sure there is, man.

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We got a fucking heart machine flowing around in the ocean.

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And now you look at...

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And I know this...

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Some people this sounds completely crazy, but weather manipulation is something that

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has been done before.

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Yeah, and this thing, since the days of NAMM, since before that, but this fucking harp

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weather manipulator that is in the water is smaller than a standard barge.

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No, not the one I showed you.

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Remember the one I showed you?

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No, it looked like it could be pushed around by a tugboat, man.

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This thing is huge.

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It's like an oil rig.

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Oh, it's enormous.

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It's ginormous.

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This one is...

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The one that they have now, they actually have pictures of it.

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You can see it if you just look at it on the Internet.

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Well, it looks like it gets pushed around by a fucking tugboat.

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Yeah, yeah, that's how they tow it around.

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But they can tow it anywhere on anchor or anywhere, and they have multiple of these.

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Remember how we were talking about the...

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Yeah, but it seems like just like a couple weeks ago when I was down by the Ohio River

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and some barges went by, they looked a lot bigger than that thing.

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Yeah, but you haven't seen one of those in person.

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I guess not.

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Yeah, so, but I mean, just from the picture, you can see from the scale of the ginormity

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of it.

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You've been...

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You've walked up to a ship, say that was docked somewhere, right?

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Yeah, when I lived in California.

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They're fucking huge, man.

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Yeah, when...

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It's amazing.

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It's funny, we would go down to the...

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Pier.

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Destroyed node.

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They have decommissioned ships there.

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Yes, yes.

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And you can walk on it.

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I wish I could remember the name.

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But that, and they had a huge pirate ship.

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They had some cool ship down there.

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Yeah, you know what else they have there?

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Queen Mary.

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Yeah, I've seen that too.

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The Queen Mary's there.

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That was the biggest...

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Another big fucking...

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Ocean liner at that point in time.

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Ocean liner that they retired, they put there was...

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Oh, man, what the fuck was the name of it?

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I saw a movie, and it was all home movies strung together about the final voyage, about

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the final...

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And it looked like they were having a fucking good old time.

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Shit, I find it.

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And it was like the early 60s, maybe late 50s, maybe it was late...

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No, it was early 60s, late 50s, the chicks looked hot.

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It was cool, it really was cool.

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They showed a band, they were all jamming and fucking...

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Everyone had like, you know, little hippie ladies and shit.

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Not hippied up, but it was before the hippie.

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It was like the real rich, real rich elite.

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Yeah, it was probably like 1960, 1958.

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So they didn't really start...

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They didn't really start pushing the Laurel Canyon movement yet.

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And by the way, that drag net that...

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Remember we were talking about how many LSD episodes?

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It was made like in 1960, from 60...

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I don't know when it started, but the main body of it was made in 1966.

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1967.

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Yeah, we already talked about that.

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During the huge...

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We said an approximate 60s date, but it was like 65...

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It was during that whole love of the war and movement like that.

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Yeah, it was direct...

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I mean, if you've never seen...

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Direct MK altering against the hippie movement.

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But if you've never seen drag net, take a gander at that, because some of those episodes,

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the drug episodes, look up drag net LSD episode, it is very silly the way that they talk, because

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they're hard-nosed cops and shit.

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So I saw...

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It's like the Brady bunch of cop shows.

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I don't know about that analogy, but...

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Well, here's why I say it, because it's the same type of budget and it's got that old

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I think, I mean...

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It looks like...

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But it's more like 50s kind of cop, like what do you call it?

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Like G-Men kind of shit.

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Yeah, 50s cop stuff in the 60s.

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The way he talks, like there's cadence and the words that had and like they all dressed

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in the nines back then.

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So fucking good.

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So I went to a... I was by this place I was working today, they had signs up, there was

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a dance studio and then...

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Shit, I wish I...

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I can't remember...

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Man, it was something else, like a workout place or something.

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And they had signs that you have to wear a mask to come in.

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Oh, motherfucker.

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And this was the first time I've seen this.

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I don't know why.

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I don't know what that's going to do.

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You're all in the fine space.

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I'm not wearing a mask.

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By the way, you guys out there should listen to Johnny Don't Need No Mask by Katacronic.

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It's out there, you know, wherever you listen to music and shit.

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That's a good one.

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That's a good fucking...

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Please listen to it a lot because I get 25% royalty from this and I still haven't gotten

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a fucking check.

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Every time the check is in the mail needles, the check is in the mail needles.

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I'm still waiting for some money.

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Yeah, okay, well if you guys keep smoking it, then we gotta fucking... we gotta figure

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something out here.

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I'll take a quarter of a weed.

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So, yeah, so these places are saying that you can't come in with masks.

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And then I went to my kid's soccer game and people were wearing masks outside in like...

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It was like sunshine and nice.

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This was last weekend.

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I mean, literally people sitting next to each other.

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Crazy.

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There was like a hundred...

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Maybe there was more.

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There was like a hundred people on each sideline.

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Wow.

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Like for the length of the soccer field.

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But there was a game going on behind them.

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So they were...

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Some were looking one way, some were looking the other way.

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And there was a group of people...

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There were people still wearing masks and like talking like literally, you know, six, seven

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inches away because it was loud.

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So, I mean, I don't understand why what is going on with...

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Well, it's one of two things.

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It's like showing, hey, I voted for Biden.

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This is my MAGA hat.

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Yeah.

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That's what we were talking about.

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The mask is the MAGA hat on the left.

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Or they're brainwashed.

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They actually are afraid.

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And I could see that because they really pounded it in everyone's head.

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I don't think it's brainwashed.

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I think there's just one person that is very adamant about doing this and other people

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follow that one person.

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Yeah.

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Like, you know, we go to go hang out and Mary's like, we need to wear a mask.

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Nah, I'm fine.

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I'll stay home or I'll go do something else.

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But these people, if you want to hang out with us, you have to wear a mask.

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Man.

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It's really worth a piece of paper over my face.

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That gets all, you know what I mean?

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The only times you should wear a mask if you're welding.

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Right.

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And that should be a big motherfucker.

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Yeah.

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If you're, what do you call it, into SNM.

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Leather mask.

258
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:07,880
Zipper mask.

259
00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,880
Yeah.

260
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,880
Zipper mask.

261
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If you're working with caustic chemicals or stuff they can get in your lungs.

262
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A respirator.

263
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,560
But that's usually a respirator with filters and shit.

264
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,560
But it's still a mask.

265
00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:17,560
Yes, it's still a mask.

266
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What heavy duty.

267
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,560
If you're Batman.

268
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Batman.

269
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If you have complications to your immune system.

270
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Right.

271
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And you need to wear one.

272
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,560
Okay.

273
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,560
Exactly.

274
00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,120
I mean, that's what I've been reading.

275
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,120
Those are the only times you should be wearing a mask.

276
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My theory is all the shit we did in two and fucking all the weird places I've gone.

277
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And if.

278
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All the weird dudes you kiss.

279
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,840
Yeah.

280
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If that doesn't fucking kill me.

281
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,520
You know, I don't think.

282
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,520
How about all the drugs?

283
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

284
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000
Okay.

285
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,080
All this shit combined everything in my life.

286
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,080
I don't think.

287
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,600
You don't have an STD.

288
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,600
Yeah.

289
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,600
You're still standing.

290
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,600
You got a bum hip.

291
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Yeah.

292
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,600
You know, that's the only thing that gives you a cell down on stairs.

293
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I don't need a mask.

294
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:04,480
I was thinking I'm probably the oldest motherfucker in that Kravangaka class.

295
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,480
Yeah.

296
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,680
Thanks for working me over the other day, you fucking shitbag.

297
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,680
Oh, speak.

298
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,760
I got bruises all up and down my fucking arm.

299
00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:11,760
I'm sorry.

300
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:15,040
Hey, hey, but let's get back to your son's soccer game.

301
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,040
Oh yeah, you want to talk?

302
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,040
Let's talk about.

303
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,040
Okay.

304
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,040
Yeah, I'm sorry.

305
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,040
Dad.

306
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,760
Needle's son got wronged, you know, out on the soccer field.

307
00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,240
Okay, you want me to paint?

308
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,040
You paint the picture and I'll tell the story.

309
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:33,360
And then he was frustrated and he gave the kid a kick that was responsible or whatever

310
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,360
happened.

311
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But so.

312
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My kid.

313
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,360
It was the first game.

314
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,920
So it was the second game of the day.

315
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,760
So he had two games in one day.

316
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:44,520
First game, my son is very, he's very athletic and he's into it.

317
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:49,240
Well, but he scored the first goal of the season, first game.

318
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,240
Nice.

319
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,880
He had two goals that game and two assists.

320
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,880
Nice.

321
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,280
You know, he's nine years old.

322
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,400
He loves soccer, which is weird, but you know, it's okay though.

323
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,680
It's a good one because they're running around like crazy.

324
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,440
Yeah, but Americans aren't known for.

325
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,440
No.

326
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440
You know what I mean?

327
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,440
Soccer is what?

328
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:06,440
Fifth sport, maybe?

329
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,840
Yeah, but yeah, there's a lot of kids that like it.

330
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:12,360
I mean, my brother, no shirt, Nick even played soccer when we were kids.

331
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:16,760
But he's like now with the internet, he looks all, he knows like all the players.

332
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:22,720
He's going to go see Messi play because he now he played, he used to play for Argentina,

333
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,720
I think it was.

334
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,720
Yeah.

335
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,320
Now he plays for an American football team.

336
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,680
Oh, you know what?

337
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,680
I got to show you.

338
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,680
See how I call the football?

339
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,680
Yeah.

340
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,960
He plays for an American football team and they're going, okay, so all right, let's get

341
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:35,960
back.

342
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,960
I'm getting off.

343
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:37,960
No, but check this out.

344
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:44,880
I bought a shirt in Argentina and it was the soccer, it looks like the soccer jersey

345
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,480
from Argentina, which was Messi's team.

346
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,440
It's like blue and like light blue.

347
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,440
Yeah.

348
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,480
Light blue and white and it's stripes and on the back, it's got a 16 because it was

349
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,680
2016, but I think that might have been his number even.

350
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,680
I don't know.

351
00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,680
I think 11 is, I don't know.

352
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:00,680
Offhand, I don't know.

353
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,680
I don't either.

354
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,840
But on the back, it says stones, of course, instead of.

355
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,840
The name of the player.

356
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:06,840
Yeah.

357
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,880
So my kid plays, they do the first game, then we got to come back.

358
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,320
The first game was at nine o'clock, second game's at noon.

359
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,040
So he plays on like a traveling team.

360
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,000
And so you had to go to a different place?

361
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,560
No, no, it was the same place, but you know, they go to different places.

362
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:26,080
So the second team, they won the first game.

363
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:32,920
The second team they played, let me tell you, these kids, let me, you can swing a dead cat

364
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,360
without hitting a corn tortilla on this joint.

365
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,480
So they were very good.

366
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:44,200
And they were, they've been playing together for like four years.

367
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,640
Now granted, they're all the same kids.

368
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,760
Yes, all the same kids.

369
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,360
So they were fucking really good.

370
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,360
They were slide tackling.

371
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,360
You know what I mean?

372
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,360
So sliding in.

373
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,040
He's not used to that.

374
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,000
Like, because last year he played co-ed.

375
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
That was the last year.

376
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,960
And then in fall, he played with another team.

377
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:01,960
Just in that.

378
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,960
But they weren't getting into the slide.

379
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,400
These guys were aggressive.

380
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,960
They were pushing and he's a big kid.

381
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,840
He's a foot taller than half of these.

382
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,560
He's a really tall, big kid.

383
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,200
We'll let the audience know that he's almost as big as I am.

384
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,480
He's almost as big as Mary.

385
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,280
Yeah, he's as tall as my wife.

386
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,320
Yeah, and he's nine and Mary's five.

387
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,400
No, not even.

388
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,880
Mary, we, we measured Mary.

389
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,760
She's four 10.

390
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,680
She's four one foot long.

391
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,120
Four, four 10.

392
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,320
Yeah, he's tall, as tall as Mary right now.

393
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,600
But no, these kids were aggressive and he wasn't used to it.

394
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,600
And they have a referee now.

395
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,360
And they do yellow and red cards.

396
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,240
And so there's actual penalties and everything.

397
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,040
So he's in the middle of the field.

398
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,040
The kids slide.

399
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,720
First of all, they were, they were getting a little bumpy and pushy.

400
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,720
Okay.

401
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,720
And he, they were all going for the ball.

402
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,560
And these kids swarm.

403
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,840
They're like fucking hornets, man.

404
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,640
Like that ball, they just swarmed.

405
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:05,560
So he's got the ball and it's like five, six other, or five other kids are coming

406
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,360
at him just kicking, you know what I mean?

407
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,400
And trying to dig and pushing and they're all pushing.

408
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,960
And the kid slide tackles and gets them from behind.

409
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:21,080
And in the middle of the field, in front of all these parents just kicks him as hard as

410
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,080
he could.

411
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,080
Oh man.

412
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:28,960
And then starts arguing with the ref in the middle of the field.

413
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,200
And the apple don't fall far from the tree.

414
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:35,760
Well, yeah, I've, let me tell you, I've been, I was involved in a couple of Donnie Brooks

415
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:42,160
in my day when I played hockey and baseball and football, you know, cause I mean, think

416
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:47,240
about it, he's, this is his first interaction with like people of his skill level, even

417
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,600
though these guys were better.

418
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:52,680
Soccer's really not a sport where they break out into fights because they're civilized.

419
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,280
It's not an American sport.

420
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:58,040
It's usually European, South Americans.

421
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,520
So who I'm with starts laughing.

422
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,680
I'm like, what are you doing?

423
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,880
I'm like, so now I have to get up and be a dad.

424
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,360
And now I'm on the other side of the field.

425
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:13,800
So I got to get up, walk all the way past the other goal, all the way to the other half

426
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,320
of the field and like, well, dude, what are you doing?

427
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,600
Well, well, yeah, but I had to be a dad.

428
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,600
You know what I mean?

429
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,520
You just can't, you got to show people that you just can't let kids be like that.

430
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,520
You know what I mean?

431
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:28,000
But so, cause then later when you're leaving with them, they go, there's the dad.

432
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,800
Let me give you a little pretext to what I'm going to say next.

433
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:38,680
So we're sitting at the corner of, like we're sitting in the field and this big fat dad comes

434
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,920
up with a chihuahua and he's yelling at his kid.

435
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:47,120
Just yelling, get off the GD field.

436
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:51,840
You know, get off the gangster disciple field and don't, what are you doing?

437
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,840
Listen to me.

438
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,320
Come over here, like in front of everybody.

439
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,200
And um, cause the kid wasn't playing up to par.

440
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:04,520
No, no, no, no, because he was waiting for the game next when he walked across the field

441
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,480
because there were people sitting on the side.

442
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,560
There was a bunch of people.

443
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:11,440
So he just walked across the corner, which is like, it's not a big deal.

444
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,440
You know what I mean?

445
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,560
The play was on the other side of the field.

446
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:20,760
So he's yelling at him and the dad throws his chair down and disgust.

447
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:25,880
And then there's like another kid and he starts yelling at the other kid to catch up.

448
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,280
You know what I mean?

449
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,320
And if this guy was a tomato, I would have squashed him.

450
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,560
So sounds like a great dad.

451
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,880
But what do you call it?

452
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:43,040
So then, so then this happens and I'm sitting with my chick and I get up and her family is

453
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,040
sitting behind the goal.

454
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,640
So I have to walk past them and they're like, give him hell.

455
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,640
Give him, like, tell him right.

456
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,640
I'm like, wow.

457
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,640
That's what they're saying.

458
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,160
So I just walk up to him and I was like, okay.

459
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,360
So I like walk past over to what do you call it?

460
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:02,160
I finally passed them, get over to my kid and I'm like, dude, what's going on, man?

461
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,160
And he's like, sorry, sorry.

462
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,160
So you know what I mean?

463
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,160
Yeah, he really fucked up.

464
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,520
I'm like, listen, dude, sorry doesn't pay the bills.

465
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,680
I'm like, don't do it again.

466
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,720
I'm like, if you can't handle your emotions and now you got to think everybody's looking

467
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,360
at me because they're not looking.

468
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,560
They want to see if I'm going to yell at them or if I'm like the other dad just did.

469
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,680
And I'm just like, big God, you didn't need this.

470
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,920
No, why would I do that?

471
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,280
I know you were nine years old.

472
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,280
You know what I mean?

473
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,280
Like I'm not a savage.

474
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,080
I know another area of my life.

475
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,080
I'm a savage.

476
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,600
It's a little kid soccer game.

477
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,600
Well, that's a whole thing.

478
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,600
It's a fair thing.

479
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,600
He lost his emotion.

480
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,000
He's like, he's like, I let my anger get the best of me.

481
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:41,640
I'm like, yeah, but now look at the problem was is that he was there was only one person

482
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,300
that was a substitute.

483
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:48,000
So now because he got kicked out, he fucked up the team couldn't substitute it.

484
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,600
So everybody had to play while the other team had three substitutes.

485
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600
Oh man.

486
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:57,240
So I told him and I explained to him, I'm like, you're screwing over your teammates.

487
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,240
That's what it was like.

488
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,240
You lost your temper.

489
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,240
Yeah.

490
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,240
But in the big picture of things, you know what I mean?

491
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,280
Like you screwed over this guy and this guy.

492
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,920
And let me tell you, some of these kids need to rest.

493
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:08,920
They're jalopies.

494
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:09,920
Yeah.

495
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,840
I mean, like you, I mean, there's one kid that when the ball comes to him, he cowers

496
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,440
and almost crawls out on the ground.

497
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,440
Oh my God.

498
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,440
It's like the bad news bears almost of soccer.

499
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,440
Fuck man.

500
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,480
So those Hispanic kids made.

501
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,040
Oh, they were walking.

502
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,320
It was the game was like 20 goals to nothing.

503
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,320
I mean, the goalie was almost six foot tall.

504
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,320
Oh my Lord.

505
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,320
Yeah.

506
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,320
It was great.

507
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,080
Like they had some ringers coming from over the border.

508
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,080
Yeah.

509
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,840
It's even though he's only in third grade, he's fourth.

510
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,120
He's in fourth grade, but he's 27.

511
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,120
Yeah.

512
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,120
He's got a tattoo.

513
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,120
What's going on?

514
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,720
He's having a corona after the game.

515
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,520
It's like, Jesus man.

516
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,520
He drives home.

517
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,520
So yeah.

518
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,720
So, you know, I go over to him and he knows what he did.

519
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:58,720
Yeah.

520
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,720
You know, and then I try to explain to him.

521
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,720
No need to scream at him.

522
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,720
No, listen, man.

523
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,720
Okay.

524
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,960
I love my pop.

525
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,960
Okay.

526
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:12,440
But man, back in the 80s and early 90s, if you played sports and you were a kid, if

527
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:17,760
you got out of that alive, man, let me tell you, they would berate you.

528
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:21,880
I remember we would be sitting on our bench and the coach would have beers and a cooler.

529
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,120
Wow.

530
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,200
And they would just be drinking.

531
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,360
All the dads would be drinking, talking shit about little kids.

532
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,360
That kid sucks.

533
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,360
Yeah.

534
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,360
Yelling at him with shit.

535
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,360
You bombed me.

536
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,840
And then they would fight and shit.

537
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,360
Like, man, how many kids?

538
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,240
When I was a kid in the 70s playing little league and shit.

539
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,240
Early 70s.

540
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,240
Early 70s.

541
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,920
They had never gained one game once.

542
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:50,440
My mom maybe came to one or two games, but the truth of it was, back then as a kid, I

543
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,440
went there on my own.

544
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,360
I was embarrassed if my parents came.

545
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:59,080
And I'll never forget, though, the first year I was on there, one of the kids, this kid,

546
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,120
Jerry Schwartz, his fucking dad was the coach.

547
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,120
Dick Schwartz.

548
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,120
This guy was so...

549
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,120
Dick Schwartz.

550
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,120
Yeah.

551
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,120
He was so fucking mean.

552
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,120
Richie Schwartz.

553
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,120
He was mean.

554
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,120
Oh, imagine that.

555
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,120
He was so...

556
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,880
I don't know if he was a drunk, but the first day of practice, here's what he said.

557
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,400
If you don't know how to catch, you're going to learn real quick on my team.

558
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,400
It's a bone of balls.

559
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,400
And we came to the first place.

560
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,800
He goes, here's how we're going to do it.

561
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,960
The guy who's throwing the ball, you whip it right at the kid's face.

562
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,960
Hey, stupid.

563
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,960
And you look at him.

564
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,280
If you miss, you'll never miss again after that.

565
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:35,360
And then he would make his own kid do laps around the fucking field while we practiced

566
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,560
until the kid was crying.

567
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,560
Almost every practice.

568
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,880
Have you ever seen The Great Santini?

569
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,880
I've heard of it.

570
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:46,840
It's this movie where the guy is a real fucking hard ass tough guy and he's bouncing the

571
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:51,480
basketball in one scene off of his kid's head and he's going, come on, Sissy, squirt

572
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,480
a few.

573
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,720
Come on, tough guy.

574
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,720
That's how this fucking guy was.

575
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,520
I would never talk to my kid like that.

576
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,520
It was terrible.

577
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,640
I mean, never, ever, ever.

578
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,200
And then, you know, and I would think, man, it's rough.

579
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,080
Baseball coaches are fucking mean.

580
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:11,200
And then the next year I had my neighbor, Chuck Schmidt was our coach and he was real

581
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,200
nice.

582
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,200
He's Chuck Schmidt.

583
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,200
Yeah, he died.

584
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,200
He sounds like a guy with a heart attack.

585
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:20,720
No, he had cancer, but that was the guy I was telling about that had fan and pain in

586
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,720
his foot that got Chuck.

587
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,160
Oh, yeah, he lost the foot, yeah.

588
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:28,520
But anyways, Chuck was very, very nice to us and we came in dead fucking last.

589
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,120
Well, but we had a lot of fun on that team.

590
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,120
Exactly.

591
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,120
That's what it's about.

592
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,120
Both times were fun.

593
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,200
It was fun coming in first and it was also fun.

594
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,320
The problem given to father.

595
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:47,480
The problem now is that everybody is so like sports, you know what I mean?

596
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,480
Yeah, it wasn't like that.

597
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,480
It's a lot crazier now than it is because now it's like the competitiveness.

598
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,680
I mean, even nine years old, well, parents kill each other in the fucking stands.

599
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,680
I've seen one.

600
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:03,120
Like I remember when my nephew was playing hockey back, you know, maybe 10 years ago,

601
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:07,200
seven years ago when he was younger and he's a coach now.

602
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,880
He played all the way through college.

603
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:14,720
But I remember reading in the paper that some parents, one guy killed another one.

604
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,720
Yeah, yeah.

605
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,720
Dad killed another dad.

606
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,720
He punched so many fouls in the future.

607
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,600
Something happened and killed a guy and it's like, holy fuck, man, they're getting worked

608
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,600
up.

609
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,720
In the 90s, the parents would fight in our high school games.

610
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,720
Man.

611
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,040
When we played hockey, it was crazy.

612
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:34,240
They would, you couldn't, you eventually you had, you couldn't sit in the same side.

613
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,680
They had to move home and await.

614
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,680
The other side.

615
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,680
They'll kill each other.

616
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,680
And then they would separate them.

617
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,680
It was crazy.

618
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,680
That is wild.

619
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,680
Yeah.

620
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,800
And I mean, we're talking diversity games, but.

621
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,800
Yeah.

622
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,600
Again, I think we would go a lot.

623
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:54,800
We would take fucking LSD and go watch them play hockey, Lake Park at the Polar Dome.

624
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,040
Oh, they had chain link fence there.

625
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,000
They had chain link fence for boards.

626
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,360
Yeah, that was a motherfucker.

627
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,360
It was crazy.

628
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,360
It was always fighting.

629
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,960
Or chain link fence instead of boards, I mean.

630
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,960
Right.

631
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:12,240
And there was no, there was no, I don't really remember many parents being there.

632
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,240
Maybe one or two.

633
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,240
Yeah.

634
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,760
We see acid and go to hockey practice.

635
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,760
Yeah.

636
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,720
Well, that would, that would be the thing.

637
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:23,160
We were going to the games because a couple of my friends were on the team and one of

638
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,360
them was our roadie for our band, the Strip Beef.

639
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,360
And so they would be.

640
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,360
Total roadie.

641
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,360
Yeah.

642
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,360
And they would be tripping too.

643
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,360
Oh yeah.

644
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,360
You know, every, so half the team would be tripping and we'd be tripping.

645
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,360
It would be so fucking great.

646
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,160
It's like running a marathon.

647
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,040
Not even that.

648
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:43,120
It's like driving a car and just like every, I couldn't even, I can't fathom.

649
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:48,200
I mean, I can't explain what it's like unless you've done it like with your helmet on, you

650
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,400
got the grate on and it's crazy.

651
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,360
But drugs should always be mixed with sports.

652
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,360
That's how I mean, steroids.

653
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,400
There's a sweet, there's a sweet drug called Ibogaine.

654
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,400
Ibogaine.

655
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,400
It's not new drug.

656
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:00,400
Okay.

657
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,400
Well, you know about it?

658
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,400
People use it to kick heroin.

659
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,400
That's it.

660
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,400
That's it.

661
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,400
It's like a retreat.

662
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,400
You can get it in Mexico.

663
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,400
You got to go to Mexico.

664
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,840
Well, you can get it other places, but they smuggle it over the border.

665
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,840
I don't get to leave it there.

666
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,840
Okay.

667
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,840
Yeah.

668
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,840
I mean, Larry is cocaine legal.

669
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,840
I've never heard of you before.

670
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,840
He's heroin legal.

671
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,840
I know.

672
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,840
I know.

673
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,840
I mean, come on, Larry.

674
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,840
But you know, here's the thing.

675
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840
I was really intrigued by it because it's the strongest fucking hallucinogenic known

676
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840
man.

677
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,840
It's a root from a plant.

678
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,840
Yeah.

679
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,840
It's from Africa.

680
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,840
And all right.

681
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:27,840
Wow.

682
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,600
I'm surprised you fucking knew that, Niels.

683
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,440
What's they, what do you call it?

684
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,440
Shocks.

685
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,560
Shocks are like $10,000 for an Ibogaine treatment.

686
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,960
It's like, motherfucker, I got a heroin habit.

687
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,840
I can barely afford $100 a day and you want 10 grand for me to kick?

688
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,840
What are you, nuts?

689
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,480
Well, that's for rich people.

690
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,480
Yeah.

691
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,480
Or do a blood transfusion.

692
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,480
That's what they can do also.

693
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,620
I wonder how much, well, that's what, that's what Keith Richards would do.

694
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:58,440
But and the, and Leonard Chas would do it with him and they would offer like a couple

695
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:05,080
of roadies and one guy that I read a book of Tony Sanchez, he would not do it.

696
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,000
He's like, where is this blood coming from?

697
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,480
Even back then they were harvesting blood from children.

698
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,200
They're like, he's like, we're- Wow, you just took a big leap of faith with them.

699
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,600
One sentence right there.

700
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600
Yeah.

701
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,600
Early, crikey.

702
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,880
I thought you were going to say that they, okay.

703
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,880
But you know, it cleaned them up.

704
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,880
Wow.

705
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,880
I am, I am in shock right now.

706
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,880
It cleaned them up for the jury.

707
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,880
I'm writing the book said I never could bring myself to do it because where the fuck are

708
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,240
they, who are the innocent people that this blood is coming from?

709
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,240
Some dude in a van?

710
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,240
I don't know.

711
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,240
I don't know.

712
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,240
I don't know where they get the blood.

713
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,800
I know where they get some of the blood from.

714
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,560
This guy alleged like it was evil.

715
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,560
People donate blood.

716
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,820
He said, Keith is fucking evil.

717
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,800
These motherfuckers fuck around with shit.

718
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,920
I mean people donate plasma, people donate blood.

719
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,920
Yes.

720
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,720
You know what donating plasma is, right?

721
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,720
Yeah.

722
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:58,200
They take your blood and then they separate the plasma and then they put it back in.

723
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:03,400
I went to go do that with Jay once and they were like, you two have so much drugs in your

724
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,120
system that you have to leave.

725
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,240
So we can't get money for plasma.

726
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,600
You know what I always wanted to do as well, you know, is I want to get high on things that

727
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,160
are going to, yeah, right.

728
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,880
That besides that, I'd like that before I have sex with a man, I would like to do blood

729
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,880
doping.

730
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,040
Oh, like fucking, that leads to.

731
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:28,240
Yeah, but where they take your blood, dope it and then put it back in.

732
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,560
No, no, no, here's what they do.

733
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,840
They take out the blood and then you wait and then you build your blood back up so then

734
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,160
they put it back in.

735
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,760
So now you got an extra pint.

736
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,720
But they put stuff in that stuff though.

737
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,720
No, no.

738
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:45,000
That's what the dude from one knot, well it's his name, the Tour de France guy who lands

739
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
arms from.

740
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Yeah.

741
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
That's what he was doing.

742
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,120
He was putting stuff in there and I thought that because the blood was out of your body

743
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,720
and they put the, they put stuff in it, it would break it.

744
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,560
They were using so many complex chemicals.

745
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,840
Right, but there's also a way like they would do it to like.

746
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,720
So you add a pint.

747
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,040
Or however much they take out, I think it's a pint.

748
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,440
I think you got sick with your blood pressure.

749
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,440
No, no.

750
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,920
Like you're almost like you're like, you're like Veruca salt.

751
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,920
Yeah.

752
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,920
Fucking turn fucking.

753
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:14,920
Yeah.

754
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,920
Yeah.

755
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,920
Here's the other thing.

756
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:28,960
What it does, what it does is the effect that you get from it is it adds more oxygen

757
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:34,480
to your fucking system or oxygen in your blood because you have more blood, your body takes

758
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,240
some more oxygen.

759
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,320
So you got a more a blast of energy.

760
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,080
I don't understand how that works.

761
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:44,160
Like, okay, I look at the body as a vessel that can only handle certain much.

762
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,160
I guess.

763
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,600
I guess you can fucking overload it a little.

764
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,440
I mean, because if you think about it, if you drink too much water, what happens?

765
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,600
And I guess it evens itself out later.

766
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,600
Well, think about it.

767
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,200
If you drink too much water, what happens?

768
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,200
You'll drown.

769
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,200
If you smoke too much coke, what happens?

770
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,520
If you do too much dope, what happens?

771
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,520
You know what I mean?

772
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:05,640
The body is a very, not tempered, but it's a.

773
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,640
Fragile.

774
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,640
It's a balance.

775
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,640
No, yes, it's a balance.

776
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,640
There you go.

777
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,640
Thank you.

778
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,120
I was looking for a different word, but if you throw it off a little, you throw off

779
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,640
kilter a little bit, you're going to feel the effects very, you know.

780
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,760
And I believe like, here's the thing about the blood doping.

781
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:26,680
So although you're putting an extra pint in, you are also somehow getting rid of that blood

782
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,520
too, because it goes back down to normal.

783
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,320
Yeah, but doesn't I, what are they?

784
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,040
Because when they blood dope the next time, it's not like they got, I think so.

785
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,040
And they just store.

786
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,040
You know what I mean?

787
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,800
The coaches are involved in everything, you know.

788
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,120
They just store it and shit.

789
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,360
One thing, one of the big controversies about it was they were doing it to high school kids

790
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,480
that were, you know, like the top athletes and making these kids into monsters, you

791
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,880
know, like a kid on the football team or trash.

792
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,440
Yeah, they would give them steroids and shit.

793
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,440
Hey, I gotta take a piss.

794
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:56,440
All right.

795
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,840
So you do your own thing for a minute.

796
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,840
I'm going to press pause.

797
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,600
I apologize for that break.

798
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,080
I had some live-ations.

799
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,080
So it's okay.

800
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,520
So here's the deal, man.

801
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:12,320
When we were in high school, we had a couple of kids that were fucking huge.

802
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,520
One kid's name was Mark.

803
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,440
I don't even want to say his last name.

804
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,440
Got your kid.

805
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,440
He fucking ever hears this.

806
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,440
He could probably still kill me.

807
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,720
I'm surprised you didn't say his last name.

808
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,280
You're notorious for that.

809
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,120
This guy, this guy, I probably still be afraid of.

810
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,120
You're afraid of, yeah.

811
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,120
Okay.

812
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,440
When we changed for Jim the first time, he actually did have tattoos.

813
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,080
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

814
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,080
How old are you?

815
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,080
Freshman's, man.

816
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,080
They were.

817
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,080
What kind of tattoos were they?

818
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,080
Like a snake and a dagger?

819
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,640
A dagger, a dragon.

820
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,640
Nice.

821
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,640
Yeah.

822
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,200
One was like a fucking grim reaper.

823
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,920
No, it was before the days when it was the old time.

824
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,160
So he was a tough guy.

825
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,160
Oh my God.

826
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,160
He was a tough guy.

827
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:55,000
And the gym teacher or the coach, I should say, would openly encourage these motherfuckers.

828
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
To fight in the shower?

829
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
No.

830
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Yeah, besides that.

831
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I don't know.

832
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,840
I wasn't there at football practice, but I do know that he would openly encourage

833
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,960
them to shoot up steroids and shit.

834
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,960
Really?

835
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,960
Yeah.

836
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,560
And one time I was like, oh man, he was big and he could beat up the fucking teacher.

837
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,080
I swear a lot.

838
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,440
We welcome Mary to the podcast.

839
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:24,640
So one time me and No shirt, Nick are at a party and these guys are here at the party

840
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,640
too.

841
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,480
And they say, Hey, you guys, they tell me and my brother, because we were in the band

842
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,640
and they liked us.

843
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,880
You guys got to leave now because we just did our shit and we're going to start getting

844
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,120
crazy and beating the fuck out of everybody.

845
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,120
Really?

846
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,120
They give you a four warning.

847
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,120
Yeah.

848
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,120
And so he said, before we get crazy, you should leave.

849
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,120
And so we did.

850
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,120
And then next, you know, Monday, you heard about it.

851
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,120
You heard about the fight.

852
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,360
Oh, and we'd be like, Holy fuck, man.

853
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,560
These guys were very dangerous animals.

854
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,560
Vicious.

855
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,560
Very psychopath.

856
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,560
I mean, psychopaths.

857
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:59,320
But if you're encouraging children to use a hormone or a testosterone or, I mean, come

858
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,480
on, what kind of dirt bad are you?

859
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,120
And they were all wound up, man.

860
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,840
I bet it sounds like it.

861
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,840
You're breeding rapists.

862
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,840
That's what you're doing.

863
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,840
And women.

864
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,840
They were fucking scary.

865
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,840
They were scary.

866
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,840
Yeah.

867
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,840
I mean, it was two of them.

868
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:17,840
And one time before I went to school with the kid, I saw this other kid.

869
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:22,960
His name was Joe and I see him in McDonald's and we're all hanging out in McDonald's,

870
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:29,600
me, Hascolla, a couple of the chicks from like middle school or, you know, and we were

871
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,920
still in like eighth grade.

872
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,280
And I started with a guy.

873
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,280
Fuck you.

874
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,280
Fuck you, man.

875
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,800
And he's like, I'll kick your ass.

876
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,200
But I had like 10 of my boys with me.

877
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,240
So that next fucking.

878
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,240
How old are you?

879
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,240
32?

880
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,240
No, I was in eighth grade.

881
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,240
You attended your boys with him.

882
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,240
Yeah.

883
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:54,040
Anyways, the next fall when I went back to school at high school, this fucking kid was

884
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,800
there and he was one of the animals and thank the Lord, he didn't remember me.

885
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800
Yeah.

886
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,080
Because I mean, because he probably beat up 50 people.

887
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:07,280
Yeah, and he probably beat up 100 people from that time until school started.

888
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:11,240
So he didn't really mean like, I know you would have fucking mopped the floor.

889
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,240
Oh yeah.

890
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,240
He would have been upside down.

891
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,840
He wouldn't even have been a fight.

892
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,640
It would have just been a straight up beating.

893
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,840
Shook your change out.

894
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,840
That's all right though.

895
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,840
Yeah.

896
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,200
And thank God he didn't remember who I was.

897
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,160
And then, you know, and those were the very same guys that warned us.

898
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,840
Me and No shirt, Nick should leave the party because.

899
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,000
Well, I mean, that's awesome that they very nice of them because you don't want any collateral

900
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
damage.

901
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
No, I don't want to go there.

902
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,040
When those guys start like they start fighting, they just start punching and hurt them.

903
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,880
And they don't care who they get their hands on.

904
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,880
Men, women, children.

905
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,880
And that's what they said.

906
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,880
A cat, a dog.

907
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,880
They literally said, I won't even know it's you.

908
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,000
Yeah, they get right in the fucking, yeah.

909
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,400
They just turn, they see red.

910
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,400
Yeah.

911
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,400
I mean, that's fucking scary, man.

912
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,400
It is very scary.

913
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,400
Look at Chris Benoit.

914
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,400
You know who that is?

915
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,680
The wrestler that killed his family?

916
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,680
No.

917
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,680
Yeah.

918
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,080
He was a wrestler and he was, you know.

919
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,760
Oh, that was pretty cool.

920
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,040
I don't know what note was that.

921
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,040
That was B.

922
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,560
So literally just through the cap for the water bottle and it would be flat or just

923
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,560
a B?

924
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:18,320
No, it could be flat because my guitar is probably not in tune.

925
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,920
But yeah, this man, this wrestler, he was a famous wrestler.

926
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,800
And he was in the WWF.

927
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,800
And wait till you hear how he did it though.

928
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:34,320
I mean, he had a child, a wife and himself and they say he write it out one night.

929
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:39,440
Murdered his son, murdered his wife, strangulation I think it was.

930
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,040
And then hung himself with a bow flex.

931
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,920
Oh, that's not a commercial for a bow flex.

932
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,880
Hell, this motherfucker is a big dude.

933
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:56,720
And then the WWF preemptively did like a tribute to him and then they found out the

934
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,040
facts the next day and they retracted everything.

935
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:04,680
When they found out he died they scrubbed from any kind of media or anywhere.

936
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,200
Yeah, because they promoted drug use.

937
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,760
They, you know, I mean wrestlers were, I've ever seen Dark Side of the Ring, you gotta

938
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,760
watch it.

939
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,760
It's awesome.

940
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,760
Well, listen to this, do you know The Undertaker?

941
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,760
Mm-hmm.

942
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,440
Okay, there's this kid Tony I know and he used to sell coke to the fucking wrestlers.

943
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,440
Uh-huh.

944
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,960
And when they would come in town, you know, he's like a weightlifting guy.

945
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,800
He's kind of a finook, but he was a tough guy.

946
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,800
Kind of a finook or a full finook?

947
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,800
Well, he was a finook.

948
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,800
Okay.

949
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,800
And, um...

950
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,800
Can't be kind of a finook.

951
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,320
Can't dip your toe into that pool.

952
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,960
Well, anyways, he would sell fucking blow to these wrestlers.

953
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,280
He was a coke dealer also and that's how come I knew him.

954
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,920
And also he would hang around...

955
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:40,920
Allegedly.

956
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,920
He would hang around at Tom's.

957
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,560
No, he was definitely a coke dealer.

958
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,560
Allegedly.

959
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:52,160
Anyways, he told me that The Undertaker would get a fucking quarter ounce of blow and sniff

960
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:58,040
an eight ball up one nostril each side before he would go out on stage and fucking do his

961
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,040
thing.

962
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,000
We'll get back to hockey, Bob Probert used to do that.

963
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
That's a lot of coke at once, man.

964
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Yeah.

965
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,040
I mean, we were just talking about Eddie Nash, the guy from The Wonderland.

966
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,040
You ever heard of The Wonderland Murders with John Holmes, Mary?

967
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,040
No.

968
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,040
No?

969
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,040
You know John Holmes is, right?

970
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,040
You know, the star?

971
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,040
Yes.

972
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,040
Yeah.

973
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,400
So this guy was doing a $12,000 of cocaine a day.

974
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,400
$12,000.

975
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,240
That is quite a fucking habit.

976
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,240
In the 80s.

977
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,240
In the 80s.

978
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,960
When $12,000 was a lot of money.

979
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,960
Yeah.

980
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:31,960
And they would do freebase.

981
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,520
Well, he didn't end up as a multimillionaire, though.

982
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,520
Well, they would do freebase.

983
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,800
So you can only get a couple hits out of it.

984
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,920
I don't understand why they were only getting four or five hits out of an ounce.

985
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,960
Because they make it to the purest extent and you can only extract so much of the crystalline

986
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:45,960
out of it.

987
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,680
Like the chemicals that they add.

988
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:48,680
There's ammonia.

989
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,920
Remember, that's how Richard Pryor started on fire.

990
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,320
No, no, no, no, no, no.

991
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,840
I got some inside things.

992
00:36:53,840 --> 00:37:00,640
I read a book about Richard Pryor and what happened was he actually was so hooked on

993
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:06,760
drugs and he was so fucked up that he was suicidal and he started himself on fire on

994
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,040
purpose.

995
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:13,800
And then when his PR guy, his manager, was like, dude, we cannot say.

996
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,280
Who tries to kill themselves by starting themselves on fire?

997
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,520
Well, he was all fucking high.

998
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,520
He was all high and shit.

999
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,520
Yeah.

1000
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,520
As soon as he did it, he realized he fucked up and set in his book.

1001
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,520
The ramifications of what's going to happen.

1002
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:26,320
Yeah, he was wearing a polyester shirt that just dirt right to him.

1003
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,320
Oh, yeah.

1004
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,320
It melts on your skin.

1005
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,680
Yeah, it was horrible.

1006
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:34,680
But the manager was like, dude, we cannot say that the world's funniest comedian, Mr.

1007
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,880
Funny Man, always happy, tried to kill himself.

1008
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,880
I don't know, but always happy.

1009
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:43,360
Well, but we can't say that you tried to kill yourself and then try and have your career

1010
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:48,360
continue because he was, you know, he wasn't at rock bottom when he did it.

1011
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,360
He was already beating women and shooting cars and doing stuff like that.

1012
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,360
Oh, brother.

1013
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:58,440
I mean, he was the son of a prostitute and lived in whorehouses.

1014
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,800
From Peoria, Illinois, downstate from us.

1015
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:06,240
I went and saw a comedian at the club that he first started in and it was a shit hole.

1016
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,240
Oh, yeah.

1017
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:12,080
In Peoria, right down the street from where he lived.

1018
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,080
That's great.

1019
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,200
Yeah, it was great though.

1020
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,200
But I mean, from.

1021
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,720
How did you, why would you go there?

1022
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:18,720
Why did you go there?

1023
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:19,720
Because I wanted to see this comedian.

1024
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,640
Yeah, I love this comedian, Jim Norton.

1025
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,840
Oh, okay.

1026
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,760
But what do you call it?

1027
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,760
That is fucking great.

1028
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:27,760
Isn't it great?

1029
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,760
He's really funny.

1030
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,760
He's funny.

1031
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,760
He's very, very funny.

1032
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,760
Shout out to Jim Norton.

1033
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,760
He does a.

1034
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,760
He does a.

1035
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,760
Will have you on the show anytime you want to be on here, brother.

1036
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,760
He used to do a.

1037
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,760
Needles will give you a handy.

1038
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,760
Yeah.

1039
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,360
I don't have a.

1040
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,480
I do have a dick, but I have to dress up like a woman for him.

1041
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:47,320
Um, but he does a character chip chippers in which I love, but he hasn't put that podcast

1042
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,520
up for a while.

1043
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,640
But getting back to.

1044
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,640
Okay.

1045
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,760
So Richard Pryor, most people that.

1046
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,000
Live that life, that pressure cooker of life.

1047
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,520
Rise to the top.

1048
00:38:58,520 --> 00:38:59,520
Yes.

1049
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,520
She comedians.

1050
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:01,520
Yeah.

1051
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,520
Comedians are very dark.

1052
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,520
Same with rock stars.

1053
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,520
Well, no, rock stars.

1054
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,240
You have to kind of wear your heart on your sleeve.

1055
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:10,120
But the other thing is though, none of them come from a great fucking family.

1056
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,680
Usually the reason that they're ready to go on the road.

1057
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,680
Shit.

1058
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,680
Crosby slash.

1059
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,680
Oh, yeah.

1060
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,680
All these.

1061
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,680
Well, I'm talking about.

1062
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,360
He loves real rock.

1063
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,960
I mean, come on, even though she was an MK ultra sex kitten.

1064
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:24,960
All right.

1065
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,720
Well, we're going to end on that.

1066
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:27,720
I was going to.

1067
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:32,760
I was just thinking of John Lennon, the most famous singer in the world in the biggest

1068
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,760
band in the world.

1069
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,760
Oh, bullshit.

1070
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,760
He had a shit life.

1071
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,280
The other was a fucking tramp.

1072
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,280
She was out all the time.

1073
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,280
Did he kill a woman?

1074
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,200
He used to beat Cynthia up all the time.

1075
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,200
Allegedly.

1076
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,200
He might have strangled a couple of.

1077
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,200
Allegedly.

1078
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,200
What do you mean allegedly?

1079
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,200
Allegedly.

1080
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,200
I don't know.

1081
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,200
Paperwork from the police department.

1082
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,200
That he strangled a few prostitutes.

1083
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,720
Oh, well, I don't know about that.

1084
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,120
I mean, that's all hearsay.

1085
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,120
Yeah.

1086
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,120
But I know that.

1087
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,120
But here's the other thing.

1088
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,120
His mom got hit by a car.

1089
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,120
I think that's what it was.

1090
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,120
No, he lived with his aunt.

1091
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,040
His mom was out fucking being a whore.

1092
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,040
Here's the other thing.

1093
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,440
Yeah, but she died.

1094
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,040
I think she got hit by a car.

1095
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,040
Yes.

1096
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,040
Oh, OK.

1097
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,040
Yeah, she did die when he was young, too.

1098
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,040
You're right.

1099
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,040
And here's the other thing about John Lennon.

1100
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,040
Will we say that again Larry?

1101
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,040
Real slow this time.

1102
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,360
She's, yes, you were right.

1103
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,040
There we go.

1104
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,040
You were right.

1105
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,040
Oh, I guess.

1106
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,040
But here's the other weird thing.

1107
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,560
Here's the other really odd thing about John Lennon.

1108
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,720
What's the odd one about?

1109
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:30,480
When he left Yoko Ono for the 18 months for the so-called Lost Weekend when he went to

1110
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:36,480
LA and drank booze with Harry Nilsen all the time and got kicked out of the troubadour.

1111
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,480
Nilsen or Nilsen?

1112
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,480
Nilsen.

1113
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:45,040
Anyways, Mae Pang, the girl that he was with, was one of Yoko Ono's helpers.

1114
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,040
Yeah, I know.

1115
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,040
And she said him up.

1116
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,040
She facilitated it.

1117
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,360
Right, because he needed a handler.

1118
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,360
Because she was his handler getting back to what I was saying a couple episodes ago before

1119
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,800
the 9-11 episode.

1120
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,920
All those rock stars think that those girls are…

1121
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,920
Laurel Canyon.

1122
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,920
Yeah, it's all handlers, baby.

1123
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,920
It's all handlers, baby.

1124
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:04,920
Come on, Laurel.

1125
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,920
So Mae Pang was John Lennon's handler while Yoko Ono…

1126
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,520
He had a sabbatical from Yoko.

1127
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,360
Which was still, I mean, these people were…

1128
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,000
The CIA gave her a fucking vacation from him.

1129
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,320
Yeah, if you would, what did she do during that 18 months?

1130
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,320
That's what you gotta look into.

1131
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,320
Well, she was…

1132
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,320
Because she was from where?

1133
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,320
Vietnam or not?

1134
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,320
Vietnam or all.

1135
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,320
She's from Japan.

1136
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:32,920
Yoko Ono, before she was with John Lennon, she was with all the avant-garde jazz guys

1137
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,040
of the day, like Ornette Coleman and, you know, crazy…

1138
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,040
No, I don't know.

1139
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,040
That's why I'm…

1140
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:43,960
Ornette Coleman and Albert Eiler and all these really avant-garde saxophone guys and

1141
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,960
jazz musicians.

1142
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,160
She was entrenched in the avant-garde scene.

1143
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,320
Yeah, she was entrenched in the avant-garde scene.

1144
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,280
And she probably brought drugs.

1145
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,280
She probably did.

1146
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,520
Listen, what do dudes want?

1147
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,040
Pussy and drugs, especially when you're in a band, right?

1148
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,040
That's it.

1149
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,040
I mean, why do you play in a band?

1150
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:06,920
And that's how easy it is for those idiots to be manipulated.

1151
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,720
I mean, the greatest scene about…

1152
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,480
That's why I have the greatest wife.

1153
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,480
My wife.

1154
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,480
My wife.

1155
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,480
Very nice.

1156
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,480
That's why I…

1157
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,760
The greatest scene ever about a man playing a guitar…

1158
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,520
You didn't have a handler, are you?

1159
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,960
She did work for the government.

1160
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,960
I know.

1161
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,960
Man, are you…

1162
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,960
She might be a fucking…

1163
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,960
Oh my god.

1164
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,160
I just realized that, Larry.

1165
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,160
Here's the thing, though.

1166
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,160
I'm a nobody.

1167
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:35,640
Mary might be fucking implanted into our lives to make us do MK Ultra shit.

1168
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,640
No, man.

1169
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,640
Next thing you know, we're kissing.

1170
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,360
Like, what the fuck?

1171
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,200
But oh, shit, I forgot what I was going to say.

1172
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,200
The fucking handlers.

1173
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,200
No, not the handlers.

1174
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,200
Shit.

1175
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,800
They're all handling, getting handled, man, though.

1176
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800
That is true.

1177
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,800
I believe that.

1178
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,960
Well, everybody, think about it.

1179
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,200
You have bodyguards, right?

1180
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,600
A bodyguard handler.

1181
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,600
Yeah, yeah.

1182
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,600
But some of those guys…

1183
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,360
That's all it is, making sure that you fucking don't do bad shit.

1184
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,360
Right.

1185
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,040
But some of those handlers are like, listen, motherfucker, you better not say this, this

1186
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,080
or that, and you gotta remember to say this.

1187
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,080
Well, now you're talking about…

1188
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,080
Now you're…

1189
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,080
Now you're…

1190
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,080
I'm talking about the nitty gritty.

1191
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,080
That's what, like, I think…

1192
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,520
That's what I think, like, Ye was talking about.

1193
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,520
Ye.

1194
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,520
Ye.

1195
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,520
Ye.

1196
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,520
Ye.

1197
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,520
Ye.

1198
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,520
Ye.

1199
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,360
He had handlers and he couldn't fucking take it.

1200
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,360
He hated it.

1201
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,360
So a man that's very mentally unstable.

1202
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,360
I don't know about that.

1203
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,360
You know, here's the other thing…

1204
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,360
What do you mean you don't know about that?

1205
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:35,360
Well, you know, the media paints…

1206
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,960
I mean, I know how much you love the Jews.

1207
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,960
The media paints…

1208
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,960
I don't mind the Jews, man.

1209
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,960
I know, but I'm just saying, like, this guy…

1210
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,960
The media paints him is crazy.

1211
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:43,960
… came out and said he doesn't like them.

1212
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,960
Well, you know what?

1213
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,960
He probably just worded it wrongly.

1214
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,480
No, he said it on podcast.

1215
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,480
I didn't hear him say that.

1216
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,800
He was saying that he was disdain for the Israelis.

1217
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,640
Which, I mean, listen, the problem with shit now is that…

1218
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,640
Wow.

1219
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,280
… you have to be public.

1220
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,040
If you're an artist or, I mean, look at us, we're doing this shit on the airwaves.

1221
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,040
We say some stupid shit.

1222
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,120
Yeah, but here's the thing.

1223
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,320
We don't make any money.

1224
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,320
We're nobodies and, you know, we're not part of the system.

1225
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:16,520
But nobody's become somebody's at one point in time.

1226
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:23,520
You're not going to tell me that Jim Morrison, who was a nobody, became a somebody.

1227
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,520
These people are put into place.

1228
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,520
He probably was, too.

1229
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,120
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1230
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,720
His dad was the head of the Gulf of Tonkin.

1231
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,080
They're all military people.

1232
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,880
That's what it all boils down to, children of military people.

1233
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:37,880
That's it.

1234
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,800
Well, no, back then, I'm saying…

1235
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,200
My dad was in the military.

1236
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,600
Yeah, and look at how good you turned out.

1237
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,960
Mary's dad was in the military.

1238
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,600
My dad was in the military.

1239
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,240
He did two tours in Vietnam.

1240
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,240
The door goner.

1241
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,960
Oh, man.

1242
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:58,640
My dad's friend would tell me some fucking sick shit about him.

1243
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,640
Isn't it crazy how…

1244
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,800
I can't even repeat on the air.

1245
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,120
Well, it seems so crazy.

1246
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,520
I just forgot about that.

1247
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,520
Yeah.

1248
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,520
You know what I mean?

1249
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,520
It's like 9-11, never forget.

1250
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,520
Yeah.

1251
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,320
Until we tell you to.

1252
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:16,920
We hear one thing, getting back to last Monday, September 11th, Biden, by the way, we never

1253
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:23,720
got to mention because we really weren't aware of it while we were doing the show.

1254
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,280
Biden did his 9-11 thing.

1255
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,080
At the Air Force Base in Alaska.

1256
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,640
Yes, what an asshole.

1257
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,040
And what did he say, Larry?

1258
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,040
I don't remember exactly.

1259
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,680
He said he was at 9…

1260
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,680
Oh, yes, yes.

1261
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:39,280
On ground zero and looked across the street and saw the destruction.

1262
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,400
Oh, the destruction of the Twin Towers?

1263
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,960
Yeah, yeah.

1264
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,460
Which is a false?

1265
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:47,240
Well, he also has oil cancer.

1266
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,240
He's Puerto Rican.

1267
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:49,240
Oil cancer?

1268
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,620
Yeah, from living in Delaware.

1269
00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:53,400
No, no, no, no.

1270
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,280
You can't brush over that, Larry.

1271
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,360
These are all different lies that he has said.

1272
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,720
He said he has oil cancer?

1273
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:02,520
Yes, he said he was an over-the-road trucker when he was talking to the Teamsters, which

1274
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:03,800
is a lie.

1275
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:09,240
He said that the guy on Amtrak was his best buddy during this one time period and said

1276
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,880
some profound shit to him and they looked back

1277
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,500
and the guy was dead during that time period.

1278
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,720
So that was a lie.

1279
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:20,880
Then he said he was, went to the black church,

1280
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,920
went to the black church, then he said he went

1281
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,300
to the Jewish church when he was talking to the Jews.

1282
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:30,360
I mean, he has told every lie, yeah, the synagogue,

1283
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,880
he has told, he has done everything.

1284
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,040
When he went to Hawaii, he told them,

1285
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,640
I know how you guys feel.

1286
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,640
I had a house fire.

1287
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,640
And I almost lost my cat.

1288
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,800
My kitchen, I thought, well, he had a kitchen fire.

1289
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,800
We had a kitchen fire.

1290
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,600
Yeah, it was like a pan on the fucking stove.

1291
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,200
It's like a Dr. Seuss book.

1292
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,240
Kitchen cat fire.

1293
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,080
But, so really, I mean, do you think this guy

1294
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,960
is capable of running any, I mean,

1295
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,920
he's barely capable of walking.

1296
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,620
Well, I don't think, I think that he's dead.

1297
00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,120
I don't think that it's even him.

1298
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,120
I think he's been dead for a long time and.

1299
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,760
And they have a plant in there right now.

1300
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,360
Yeah, maybe like three or four actors that play him.

1301
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,080
And they got, you know, rubber masks that.

1302
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,000
Which is not a far-fetched idea.

1303
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,240
No, no, not at all.

1304
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:18,280
I mean, you've seen missions.

1305
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,960
I don't know if you've seen Mission Impossible.

1306
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,360
They just need someone acting like he's Biden.

1307
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:24,760
Which isn't hard to do at all.

1308
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,000
The guys at Buffoon.

1309
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,320
Mm-hmm.

1310
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,560
I mean, I could fucking trip up the stairs.

1311
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,400
Yeah.

1312
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,160
You know, you could fucking hire a character.

1313
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,080
You can't ride a bike.

1314
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,920
No.

1315
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,920
I mean, that's proven multiple times, too.

1316
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,440
Which is hilarious.

1317
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,840
They show the guy in the bike, he looks like me,

1318
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,360
and then they show him on the beach and he's got a gut.

1319
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,520
And then they show him on the, and then they, yeah.

1320
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,000
Well, they showed him on the beach,

1321
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,840
sitting there laying in a chair for like.

1322
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,200
Which is, but you know what though?

1323
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,120
The amount of work that would have to go into that.

1324
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:53,960
And you know what I mean?

1325
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,280
I know, but you know what?

1326
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,280
I'm not saying it's far-fetched.

1327
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,000
I'm not saying it's, I'm saying it is far-fetched.

1328
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,840
Yeah.

1329
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,080
But when you really think about,

1330
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,520
when you look at shit, like when they take pictures

1331
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,320
of people, okay, there's so many pictures,

1332
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,960
and you can see their ear lobes,

1333
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,600
or their way their eyes are shaped,

1334
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,320
or their eyebrows, or their skin.

1335
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,160
You know what I mean?

1336
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,840
Like you can tell if somebody's skin him.

1337
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,200
No.

1338
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,880
But who looks like him though?

1339
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,120
I mean, when's the last time he's looked like him?

1340
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,040
The fucking, I'll tell you, if my dad fucking

1341
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,400
walked up the stairs and took a digger like he did,

1342
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,360
oh, he'd be out.

1343
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,520
You fucking broke your hip.

1344
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,840
And you're 72.

1345
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,840
Yeah, well I was fucked up on dope that day though.

1346
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:34,680
Were you?

1347
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,600
Yeah, I was really fucking high.

1348
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,280
So high that I broke my hip at like 10 a.m.

1349
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,200
and I didn't go to the hospital until midnight.

1350
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,160
Yeah, well that's what happens though.

1351
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,000
That's all right.

1352
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,560
But, and then they also reprimanded me

1353
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,080
when I got to the hospital when they took my blood

1354
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,560
and then the lady came in.

1355
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,480
They took your blood, did you try to get it back?

1356
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,360
Yeah, and then they wanted to fucking,

1357
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,000
you know, put me in rehab right away or something.

1358
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,120
It's like, okay, you know.

1359
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,040
He said, no, no, no.

1360
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,040
I said, I don't want to go to rehab.

1361
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,440
I can't leave for 40 days.

1362
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,280
No.

1363
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,200
But, you know, those days are gone.

1364
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,080
That's far behind me, thank God.

1365
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,640
And you got some dope, you want to do it?

1366
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,480
No, I don't.

1367
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,440
Oh, Mary Sugarhead, it looks like you are then.

1368
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,560
No, I'm Joe Gasol.

1369
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,040
Did you, you're like, oh, you did okay, cool, let's do it.

1370
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,520
No, no, no, no.

1371
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,360
I wouldn't.

1372
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,640
There could be a pile in front of me right now.

1373
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,120
I'd say no, it's all right.

1374
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,640
Okay, that's fine, okay, sure.

1375
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,480
More than one.

1376
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,600
More than one, yeah, but you know what?

1377
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,560
That's dumb, I wouldn't let you do it either.

1378
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,920
No, I mean.

1379
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,600
I'd say, come on, man.

1380
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,320
Let's do it later.

1381
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:50,320
Not to mention my buprenorphine almost fucking odelia.

1382
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,960
You took a thing of that.

1383
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,400
All right, well, allegedly on that, okay.

1384
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1385
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:00,600
Needles don't do dope no more.

1386
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,360
Even though he's still called needles.

1387
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,560
Yeah, we already know about my fanny episode.

1388
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,600
That's the thing about Nick.

1389
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,600
And why I have a blower in my car.

1390
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,120
But that's all right though.

1391
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,280
The blower is crazy.

1392
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,560
So the blower is a great scam.

1393
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,360
You got to go get it calibrated.

1394
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,920
What they do, and here's my theory on it.

1395
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,440
They want you to go get this blower

1396
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,080
that you got to pay for monthly,

1397
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,040
calibrated every two weeks and then like.

1398
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,920
$1,600 for six months.

1399
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,560
Man, and so.

1400
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,560
And I got to get it calibrated every two months.

1401
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,760
And they want 40 bucks cash.

1402
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,360
And what they do is I believe they program it

1403
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,960
to where it starts malfunctioning in about,

1404
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,240
you know, a week and four days.

1405
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,080
So like.

1406
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,960
No, not a week and four days, not at all.

1407
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,320
I've had it for longer than that.

1408
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:49,160
How long now?

1409
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,640
But it's getting real touchy all of a sudden.

1410
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,920
And I think that's just part of the reason,

1411
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,640
you know, that's a built in feature

1412
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,360
for them to have to get it calibrated.

1413
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,600
I woke up the other day, went to go blow in the car

1414
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,360
and it blew me twice the legal limit.

1415
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,040
And I wasn't even, I mean, this is going to work at.

1416
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:05,880
In the morning.

1417
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,080
In the morning.

1418
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,280
Like, I don't know what the hell was going on.

1419
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,000
And then I had to wait an hour because if you blow

1420
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,600
inconsistently for a certain amount of time,

1421
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,600
it's $250 for them to restart your car.

1422
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,440
Oh man.

1423
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,360
They could turn your car off remotely

1424
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,320
and then you have to do it.

1425
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,160
Oh man.

1426
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:26,560
And it's got that stupid camera,

1427
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,520
which I think is watching me all the time.

1428
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,720
Well, of course it is.

1429
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,200
I mean.

1430
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,840
Of course it is.

1431
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,160
Think God, I don't shit where I eat

1432
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,200
or they'd have a fucking compilation video.

1433
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,040
Oh man.

1434
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,480
They, you know, that's to make sure

1435
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,360
you're not doing anything fucking crazy.

1436
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,920
Well, that's what I mean.

1437
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,000
That's why I don't shit where I eat in the car.

1438
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,360
That's it.

1439
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,040
You want to do your hit list right now?

1440
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:48,280
Yeah.

1441
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,840
Well, first and foremost, I want to thank Mary

1442
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,600
for sitting in and being such a talkative guest.

1443
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,040
Yeah, thanks, Mary.

1444
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,000
Just sitting over there having heaters.

1445
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000
All right, let's go from the bottom.

1446
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,320
First we'll thank Harmony.

1447
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,640
Yeah, that's your favorite thing.

1448
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,200
You're bottom, the bottom.

1449
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,000
Going from the bottom.

1450
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,280
Helena and Harmony.

1451
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,120
Your cats.

1452
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,440
The two best cats in the world.

1453
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,280
I don't know about that.

1454
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,280
There might be a better cat in the world.

1455
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,400
There might be, but they're my favorite ones.

1456
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,240
In your world.

1457
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,080
They're my favorite ones.

1458
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,200
Yes, in your world.

1459
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,080
There's no doubt about that.

1460
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,200
Man, they love Mary.

1461
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,240
Oh, no, they don't love Mary.

1462
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,280
They fucking bother the shit out of Mary.

1463
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,120
Oh, man, they love Mary.

1464
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,480
Literally, Mary is in bed, and I'm

1465
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,760
sitting at the edge of the bed with Larry,

1466
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,680
and we're just talking.

1467
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,440
And they wake her up, and they hit her in the face to feed her.

1468
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,000
And they don't even go to Larry.

1469
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,720
They bother the shit out of Mary.

1470
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,320
And they know who their mom is.

1471
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,720
Fucking balls-ass cold out January.

1472
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:49,880
And you guys got the door open so the cats can get in and out.

1473
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,680
And then you're like, it's so cold in here.

1474
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,040
I wonder why.

1475
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,080
All right.

1476
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,640
No filter, Frank.

1477
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,160
Ross.

1478
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,240
Matthew out there in Florida.

1479
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:01,760
How you doing, buddy?

1480
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,560
Chris.

1481
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,040
Well, wait.

1482
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:03,680
What was the?

1483
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:04,160
What was it?

1484
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,120
Chris out in Florida.

1485
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:05,560
What was it?

1486
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:09,040
If you don't, if the dog dies, it's on you.

1487
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,320
If he dies, it's on you.

1488
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,960
If he dies, it's on you.

1489
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:12,960
No shirt, Nick.

1490
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,840
How you doing, brother?

1491
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:15,960
Button's down, baby.

1492
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:16,880
It buttons up, actually.

1493
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,280
It's getting tall.

1494
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,200
Zodiac out in the south side.

1495
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,360
What's up, bud?

1496
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,520
Haskell out there out west.

1497
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,520
Tiffany Portland style.

1498
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,600
Chrissy, Tiffany Woodcock.

1499
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,560
I know Mike likes when I say, he likes that.

1500
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,280
I know when you say Tiffany Woodcock.

1501
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,600
I think it's because you want to get in the wood shop.

1502
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:43,840
Chrissy, Luann, Becky, Sherry, Jay, Clara.

1503
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,520
Only fans, girls.

1504
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:46,360
Don't forget.

1505
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,800
And also.

1506
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,880
Thanks for sending Larry Nudes.

1507
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:51,720
They haven't been.

1508
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:52,760
In front of his wife.

1509
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,800
And also, so we can get our free studio time.

1510
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,200
We can't forget to mention Tom's Free Clinic.

1511
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:06,160
And don't forget, they still have those vaccines,

1512
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,720
especially going on at Tom's Free Clinic.

1513
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:14,120
And if your shoulders are hurting from making your girl squirting,

1514
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,200
call Tom's Free Clinic.

1515
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,360
It was on the fly.

1516
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,480
That's pretty good.

1517
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:23,200
Also, he wanted me to mention they have a air filter

1518
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,880
special this week.

1519
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:29,080
Nima or Nipah?

1520
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,200
Napa.

1521
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,080
What are those called?

1522
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,080
Air filters.

1523
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,640
Yeah, Napa.

1524
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:34,400
No, not Napa.

1525
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:38,240
I don't know what brand Tom's has, but it's got a compact

1526
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:38,740
pair.

1527
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:41,120
They separate the animal hair from the human hair,

1528
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,120
and they create a great environment.

1529
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,800
All the mechanics come in and change the settings.

1530
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,800
I mean, because there's nothing sexier than greasy fingerprints

1531
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,160
on scalpels.

1532
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,480
No, that's it.

1533
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,720
That's the shit.

1534
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,040
Well, thanks, Tom's.

1535
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,480
Yeah, you're the best.

1536
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,600
Tom's with an age.

1537
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:03,040
Yeah, I said Tom's with a T.

1538
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,800
Tom's with a silent K.

1539
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,800
So how about we talk about the fucking pinatas in Selena?

1540
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:08,880
Oh, man, that is hilarious.

1541
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,160
That is hilarious.

1542
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,720
If you guys don't know about this,

1543
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:15,160
go look on Instagram or on the internet.

1544
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,880
And so what the Hispanic families do

1545
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,480
is they dress their children up as Selena, the girls,

1546
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,200
as Selena.

1547
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,000
And if you don't know anything about Selena,

1548
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,400
Selena was a very, very popular.

1549
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,520
Very popular.

1550
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,360
Let me see what type.

1551
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,040
Let me see you here.

1552
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:31,600
She died.

1553
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,480
Keep on going, Larry.

1554
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,440
She was a very, very popular singer.

1555
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,760
She was from Mexico.

1556
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:42,240
And her manager, who was, I guess, very jealous of her,

1557
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,280
but acted like her best fucking friend.

1558
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,040
I think she was a fan at first.

1559
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,360
And then she became a fan.

1560
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:52,720
And then this bitch did John Lennon style shit.

1561
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:55,560
March 31st, 1995.

1562
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,960
1995.

1563
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:57,440
Wow.

1564
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,360
That was a long time.

1565
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,040
She was really young.

1566
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,520
She was like, she was young and she was beautiful.

1567
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,360
18, 20, something like that.

1568
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:06,920
She was very young.

1569
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:07,640
Very young.

1570
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,160
She was born in 71.

1571
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,360
She died in 95.

1572
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,520
So 23.

1573
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:13,920
She was a promising career.

1574
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,480
Yeah.

1575
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:19,040
So her manager murdered her, shot her, and killed her.

1576
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:24,200
So now there's a huge trend that Hispanic families dress

1577
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,720
their girls up as Selena.

1578
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:31,560
And then they make a pinata of the lady who murdered her,

1579
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,360
which is shooting her.

1580
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,760
And there's several different style pinatas.

1581
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,560
One that's like the round shape of her head.

1582
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,600
Selena Quintala Perez.

1583
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:42,760
Yeah.

1584
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,080
And they beat this pinata.

1585
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,720
The queen of Tejano music.

1586
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:48,480
And it was good because in the one video,

1587
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,240
the little girl, they're at like a birthday party.

1588
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,760
The little girl's smashing the shit out of the pinata.

1589
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,360
And they don't have a blindfold on.

1590
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,440
No.

1591
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,560
And they're punching it?

1592
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:57,560
Yeah.

1593
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,040
And the girl's punching it.

1594
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:02,640
And you hear the mom in the bar room all, kick her ass.

1595
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,160
Let me see.

1596
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,280
Kick her ass, man.

1597
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,560
Yolanda Seldovar.

1598
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,240
Yolanda Seldovar killed her.

1599
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,680
And Selena was very fucking.

1600
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,320
I mean, she had her own little private jet and shit.

1601
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,440
She was on it.

1602
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,000
She was loved by the Hispanic people.

1603
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,880
Like she was more popular than Gloria Estefan, I would say.

1604
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,480
And I don't know other Spanish artists,

1605
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,920
but I'd say Gloria Estefan.

1606
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,000
But she was up there.

1607
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,840
Yeah.

1608
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,680
What were mean?

1609
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,400
And so now, so they, it's hilarious if you watch the videos

1610
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,400
because the parents are egging them on

1611
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,320
to beat the tar out of this pinata, which is very funny.

1612
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,760
What was really bad was when Mary was egging on these girls

1613
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,920
when we were, I think on our honeymoon,

1614
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,480
and they, I had long hair.

1615
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,600
And I guess I looked like this Mexican rock star.

1616
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,440
Girls were literally grabbing me and making out with me

1617
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,160
and shit and jumping in my lap.

1618
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,160
And I'm going, I'm not him.

1619
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,000
I'm not him.

1620
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:58,840
I'm gay.

1621
00:57:58,840 --> 00:57:59,680
I'm gay.

1622
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,200
And she's going, it's him.

1623
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,120
Oh, nice.

1624
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,440
And I'm like, what are you doing?

1625
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,760
I don't know what kind of weird stuff you guys are into.

1626
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,360
I forgot what the guy's name was,

1627
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,200
but man, he was a popular motherfucker in Mexico.

1628
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,440
In Galicia.

1629
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:11,280
No.

1630
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,600
No, it was a no.

1631
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:13,440
It was some rock star.

1632
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,280
I never heard his name.

1633
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,920
Is that his Alex something?

1634
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,000
Oh, let's see, Mary remember.

1635
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,400
I think.

1636
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,800
That's Alex something.

1637
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,640
There we go.

1638
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:22,760
You guys are on a roll tonight.

1639
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,280
It's kind of exaggerating.

1640
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,520
No, I'm not exaggerating.

1641
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,920
Oh, he's kind of, see, that's what we need Mary for.

1642
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:29,760
No, I'm not exaggerating.

1643
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:31,640
To fucking slow your roll, bitch.

1644
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,880
People were asking me for my autograph.

1645
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,800
One girl's jumped in my lap and started kissing me.

1646
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:37,720
I'm not fucking.

1647
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:41,720
One I didn't say a gang

1648
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,560
Did I yeah, you did okay

1649
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:53,960
Several several people were asking checker Mary here the whole time okay one is better than none a lot of people were thinking

1650
00:58:53,960 --> 00:59:00,160
I'll give you that Larry many people were asking me for my autograph and the whole time we were there people did not leave me alone

1651
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:08,080
They thought I was this guy and the more you kept on buying coke. I

1652
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:13,760
Didn't say dope. Yeah, you said dope. No, no, we didn't do any cool. I know I'm just joking

1653
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:18,400
Why would we ruin our time in Mexico doing all the third time we did?

1654
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,520
Yeah, exactly

1655
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:29,440
There you go. Oh my god, you're the first white person to ever say that

1656
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:34,000
Holy crap. I've never done fucking family here, man

1657
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,760
Give up all holes and on that note

1658
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:46,720
Hey everybody, I really appreciate you guys fucking tuning in and like follow subscribe tell your friends tell your family

1659
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,080
Yes, and especially tell your friends

1660
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,480
It's the most important part because that's how that stuff spreads around and you know

1661
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:57,820
It's like a disease the more people you contact. Yeah, wear a mask. No

1662
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:03,040
Don't and don't forget don't wear a mask. Just say don't forget. Don't wear a mask

1663
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:09,840
I mean do not wear a mask and don't stay six feet apart. Yeah, don't say stay one foot apart, which is even creepier

1664
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,640
No

1665
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:19,840
Sniff the person's hair in front of you. Yeah, when you're behind someone in line at Walgreens stand right on top

1666
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:23,620
Yeah, and sniff their butt like the guy from the bookstore and

1667
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:30,060
On that note, we love you and we really do appreciate you guys tuning in. Have a great night

1668
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:50,060
Good night. Peace. Love you later.