Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
And the Needles show.
Alright y'all, welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry as usual.
And I'm Needles.
Coming off a very successful 9-11 episode.
Yes.
Now the way I feel about it is that I, Larry revamped my, what do you call it?
Shit, I just lost my train of thought.
Aw man.
I was, okay we lost some followers because of it.
And Larry reassured me that my notes and sort of Mr. X, everything was sort of accurate.
Yes.
So I mean, either these people can't handle what's going on or they finally decided that.
Or they don't want to believe what's going on.
Some people don't want to believe what's going on.
It's so fucking horrible.
It really is.
I mean, you know.
I mean, we don't have to talk more turkey about this.
But like I said, it's a specialty episode.
We created an intro and an outro and if you still stuck around with us, we appreciate
it.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes we're going to go off the fucking rails, you know.
Like we said before.
At least we're not sniffing rails.
You know, the deeper you dig, the darker it gets.
That's right.
So.
You need a light down there.
You know, say, la vie to those people and you know, hopefully we get some new followers.
That's it.
That's all it's all about.
But here's the other thing, you know, if they couldn't handle it.
They maybe use a good little weeding out.
You know, it's weird because I do look at the analytics.
I don't look at them.
I look at them when I come here.
And you know, sometimes I take it as like, oh man, you know, I'm a human being and I'm
like, oh, these people don't like me.
And oh man, you know, what, what did I say something wrong?
Did I say something to offend somebody?
If they actually knew us, that's when they really wouldn't fucking like us.
Well, I think they actually know us.
I mean, we've been told we've done life out on the airway.
If they actually hung out with us, though, they'd fucking probably love it.
It would probably be in life.
Yeah, because they just want to hear about 45 minutes.
How about the earth is flat?
No, I wouldn't do that.
We'd be playing songs and smoking weed.
Smoking weed, laughing it off.
I'd be telling jokes.
About Flat Fest I sent you.
You don't even look at the shit I said.
No, I do.
No, you don't.
How the fuck would you?
Oh, it wouldn't let me open it.
What do you mean?
Yeah, imagine that.
It wouldn't let me open it.
It's just in October, it's in Vegas.
It's two days.
Nice.
Yeah, that's going to be like a meeting of the minds.
Which the more you know what, it's silly when you...
We were all trained from the beginning.
There was always a globe in a room and they always told us the earth was flat.
So it's kind of difficult when they've, let's say, by an MK and Ultra you from the beginning.
Very difficult.
And it still freaks me out.
Well, when you think about all the...
Because I've been reading things about Antarctica, okay?
And I've been watching these videos that when people get close enough to this ice wall,
there's actually American ships that come out and dissuade them, let's say, to turn
around.
And if there's not ships, they'll scramble some fucking fighter jets, man.
You can't get below a certain parallel before they come.
Yeah, because...
No, they really are...
They got that shit locked down.
Well, because also I was reading about that Russian base they have up there that they've
spent like four billion dollars on and they had created a whole infrastructure out of
nothing.
Yeah, well there's roadways and...
Yeah, there's supposedly a gigantic fucking direct energy weapons...
Well, suppose allegedly...
...regions going on there.
Okay, listen.
I'm sure there is, man.
We got a fucking heart machine flowing around in the ocean.
And now you look at...
And I know this...
Some people this sounds completely crazy, but weather manipulation is something that
has been done before.
Yeah, and this thing, since the days of NAMM, since before that, but this fucking harp
weather manipulator that is in the water is smaller than a standard barge.
No, not the one I showed you.
Remember the one I showed you?
No, it looked like it could be pushed around by a tugboat, man.
This thing is huge.
It's like an oil rig.
Oh, it's enormous.
It's ginormous.
This one is...
The one that they have now, they actually have pictures of it.
You can see it if you just look at it on the Internet.
Well, it looks like it gets pushed around by a fucking tugboat.
Yeah, yeah, that's how they tow it around.
But they can tow it anywhere on anchor or anywhere, and they have multiple of these.
Remember how we were talking about the...
It seems like...
Yeah, but it seems like just like a couple weeks ago when I was down by the Ohio River
and some barges went by, they looked a lot bigger than that thing.
Yeah, but you haven't seen one of those in person.
I guess not.
Yeah, so, but I mean, just from the picture, you can see from the scale of the ginormity
of it.
You've been...
You've walked up to a ship, say that was docked somewhere, right?
Yeah, when I lived in California.
They're fucking huge, man.
Yeah, when...
It's amazing.
It's funny, we would go down to the...
Pier.
Destroyed node.
They have decommissioned ships there.
Yes, yes.
And you can walk on it.
I wish I could remember the name.
But that, and they had a huge pirate ship.
They had some cool ship down there.
Yeah, you know what else they have there?
Queen Mary.
Yeah, I've seen that too.
The Queen Mary's there.
That was the biggest...
Another big fucking...
Ocean liner at that point in time.
Ocean liner that they retired, they put there was...
Oh, man, what the fuck was the name of it?
I saw a movie, and it was all home movies strung together about the final voyage, about
the final...
And it looked like they were having a fucking good old time.
Shit, I find it.
And it was like the early 60s, maybe late 50s, maybe it was late...
No, it was early 60s, late 50s, the chicks looked hot.
It was cool, it really was cool.
They showed a band, they were all jamming and fucking...
Everyone had like, you know, little hippie ladies and shit.
Not hippied up, but it was before the hippie.
It was like the real rich, real rich elite.
Yeah, it was probably like 1960, 1958.
So they didn't really start...
Not yet.
They didn't really start pushing the Laurel Canyon movement yet.
Right.
And by the way, that drag net that...
Remember we were talking about how many LSD episodes?
It was made like in 1960, from 60...
I don't know when it started, but the main body of it was made in 1966.
1967.
Yeah, we already talked about that.
During the huge...
We said an approximate 60s date, but it was like 65...
It was during that whole love of the war and movement like that.
Yeah, it was direct...
I mean, if you've never seen...
Direct MK altering against the hippie movement.
But if you've never seen drag net, take a gander at that, because some of those episodes,
the drug episodes, look up drag net LSD episode, it is very silly the way that they talk, because
they're hard-nosed cops and shit.
So I saw...
It's like the Brady bunch of cop shows.
I don't know about that analogy, but...
Well, here's why I say it, because it's the same type of budget and it's got that old
look to it.
I think, I mean...
It looks like...
But it's more like 50s kind of cop, like what do you call it?
Like G-Men kind of shit.
Yeah, 50s cop stuff in the 60s.
The way he talks, like there's cadence and the words that had and like they all dressed
in the nines back then.
So fucking good.
So I went to a... I was by this place I was working today, they had signs up, there was
a dance studio and then...
Shit, I wish I...
I can't remember...
Man, it was something else, like a workout place or something.
And they had signs that you have to wear a mask to come in.
Oh, motherfucker.
And this was the first time I've seen this.
I don't know why.
I don't know what that's going to do.
You're all in the fine space.
I'm not wearing a mask.
By the way, you guys out there should listen to Johnny Don't Need No Mask by Katacronic.
It's out there, you know, wherever you listen to music and shit.
That's a good one.
That's a good fucking...
Please listen to it a lot because I get 25% royalty from this and I still haven't gotten
a fucking check.
Every time the check is in the mail needles, the check is in the mail needles.
I'm still waiting for some money.
Yeah, okay, well if you guys keep smoking it, then we gotta fucking... we gotta figure
something out here.
I'll take a quarter of a weed.
So, yeah, so these places are saying that you can't come in with masks.
And then I went to my kid's soccer game and people were wearing masks outside in like...
It was like sunshine and nice.
This was last weekend.
I mean, literally people sitting next to each other.
Crazy.
There was like a hundred...
Maybe there was more.
There was like a hundred people on each sideline.
Wow.
Like for the length of the soccer field.
But there was a game going on behind them.
So they were...
Some were looking one way, some were looking the other way.
And there was a group of people...
There were people still wearing masks and like talking like literally, you know, six, seven
inches away because it was loud.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I don't understand why what is going on with...
Well, it's one of two things.
It's like showing, hey, I voted for Biden.
This is my MAGA hat.
Yeah.
That's what we were talking about.
The mask is the MAGA hat on the left.
Or they're brainwashed.
They actually are afraid.
And I could see that because they really pounded it in everyone's head.
I don't think it's brainwashed.
I think there's just one person that is very adamant about doing this and other people
follow that one person.
Yeah.
Like, you know, we go to go hang out and Mary's like, we need to wear a mask.
Nah, I'm fine.
I'll stay home or I'll go do something else.
But these people, if you want to hang out with us, you have to wear a mask.
Man.
It's really worth a piece of paper over my face.
That gets all, you know what I mean?
The only times you should wear a mask if you're welding.
Right.
And that should be a big motherfucker.
Yeah.
If you're, what do you call it, into SNM.
Yeah.
Leather mask.
Zipper mask.
Yeah.
Zipper mask.
If you're working with caustic chemicals or stuff they can get in your lungs.
A respirator.
But that's usually a respirator with filters and shit.
But it's still a mask.
Yes, it's still a mask.
What heavy duty.
If you're Batman.
Batman.
If you have complications to your immune system.
Right.
And you need to wear one.
Okay.
Exactly.
I mean, that's what I've been reading.
Those are the only times you should be wearing a mask.
My theory is all the shit we did in two and fucking all the weird places I've gone.
And if.
All the weird dudes you kiss.
Yeah.
If that doesn't fucking kill me.
You know, I don't think.
How about all the drugs?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Okay.
All this shit combined everything in my life.
I don't think.
You don't have an STD.
Yeah.
You're still standing.
You got a bum hip.
Yeah.
You know, that's the only thing that gives you a cell down on stairs.
I don't need a mask.
I was thinking I'm probably the oldest motherfucker in that Kravangaka class.
Yeah.
Thanks for working me over the other day, you fucking shitbag.
Oh, speak.
I got bruises all up and down my fucking arm.
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, but let's get back to your son's soccer game.
Oh yeah, you want to talk?
Let's talk about.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Dad.
Needle's son got wronged, you know, out on the soccer field.
Okay, you want me to paint?
You paint the picture and I'll tell the story.
And then he was frustrated and he gave the kid a kick that was responsible or whatever
happened.
But so.
My kid.
It was the first game.
So it was the second game of the day.
So he had two games in one day.
First game, my son is very, he's very athletic and he's into it.
Well, but he scored the first goal of the season, first game.
Nice.
He had two goals that game and two assists.
Nice.
You know, he's nine years old.
He loves soccer, which is weird, but you know, it's okay though.
It's a good one because they're running around like crazy.
Yeah, but Americans aren't known for.
No.
You know what I mean?
Soccer is what?
Fifth sport, maybe?
Yeah, but yeah, there's a lot of kids that like it.
I mean, my brother, no shirt, Nick even played soccer when we were kids.
But he's like now with the internet, he looks all, he knows like all the players.
He's going to go see Messi play because he now he played, he used to play for Argentina,
I think it was.
Yeah.
Now he plays for an American football team.
Oh, you know what?
I got to show you.
See how I call the football?
Yeah.
He plays for an American football team and they're going, okay, so all right, let's get
back.
I'm getting off.
No, but check this out.
I bought a shirt in Argentina and it was the soccer, it looks like the soccer jersey
from Argentina, which was Messi's team.
It's like blue and like light blue.
Yeah.
Light blue and white and it's stripes and on the back, it's got a 16 because it was
2016, but I think that might have been his number even.
I don't know.
I think 11 is, I don't know.
Offhand, I don't know.
I don't either.
But on the back, it says stones, of course, instead of.
The name of the player.
Yeah.
So my kid plays, they do the first game, then we got to come back.
The first game was at nine o'clock, second game's at noon.
So he plays on like a traveling team.
And so you had to go to a different place?
No, no, it was the same place, but you know, they go to different places.
So the second team, they won the first game.
The second team they played, let me tell you, these kids, let me, you can swing a dead cat
without hitting a corn tortilla on this joint.
So they were very good.
And they were, they've been playing together for like four years.
Now granted, they're all the same kids.
Yes, all the same kids.
So they were fucking really good.
They were slide tackling.
You know what I mean?
So sliding in.
He's not used to that.
Like, because last year he played co-ed.
That was the last year.
And then in fall, he played with another team.
Just in that.
But they weren't getting into the slide.
These guys were aggressive.
They were pushing and he's a big kid.
He's a foot taller than half of these.
He's a really tall, big kid.
We'll let the audience know that he's almost as big as I am.
He's almost as big as Mary.
Yeah, he's as tall as my wife.
Yeah, and he's nine and Mary's five.
No, not even.
Mary, we, we measured Mary.
She's four 10.
She's four one foot long.
Four, four 10.
Yeah, he's tall, as tall as Mary right now.
But no, these kids were aggressive and he wasn't used to it.
And they have a referee now.
And they do yellow and red cards.
And so there's actual penalties and everything.
So he's in the middle of the field.
The kids slide.
First of all, they were, they were getting a little bumpy and pushy.
Okay.
And he, they were all going for the ball.
And these kids swarm.
They're like fucking hornets, man.
Like that ball, they just swarmed.
So he's got the ball and it's like five, six other, or five other kids are coming
at him just kicking, you know what I mean?
And trying to dig and pushing and they're all pushing.
And the kid slide tackles and gets them from behind.
And in the middle of the field, in front of all these parents just kicks him as hard as
he could.
Oh man.
And then starts arguing with the ref in the middle of the field.
And the apple don't fall far from the tree.
Well, yeah, I've, let me tell you, I've been, I was involved in a couple of Donnie Brooks
in my day when I played hockey and baseball and football, you know, cause I mean, think
about it, he's, this is his first interaction with like people of his skill level, even
though these guys were better.
Soccer's really not a sport where they break out into fights because they're civilized.
It's not an American sport.
It's usually European, South Americans.
So who I'm with starts laughing.
I'm like, what are you doing?
I'm like, so now I have to get up and be a dad.
And now I'm on the other side of the field.
So I got to get up, walk all the way past the other goal, all the way to the other half
of the field and like, well, dude, what are you doing?
Well, well, yeah, but I had to be a dad.
You know what I mean?
You just can't, you got to show people that you just can't let kids be like that.
You know what I mean?
But so, cause then later when you're leaving with them, they go, there's the dad.
Let me give you a little pretext to what I'm going to say next.
So we're sitting at the corner of, like we're sitting in the field and this big fat dad comes
up with a chihuahua and he's yelling at his kid.
Just yelling, get off the GD field.
You know, get off the gangster disciple field and don't, what are you doing?
Listen to me.
Come over here, like in front of everybody.
And um, cause the kid wasn't playing up to par.
No, no, no, no, because he was waiting for the game next when he walked across the field
because there were people sitting on the side.
There was a bunch of people.
So he just walked across the corner, which is like, it's not a big deal.
You know what I mean?
The play was on the other side of the field.
So he's yelling at him and the dad throws his chair down and disgust.
And then there's like another kid and he starts yelling at the other kid to catch up.
You know what I mean?
And if this guy was a tomato, I would have squashed him.
So sounds like a great dad.
But what do you call it?
So then, so then this happens and I'm sitting with my chick and I get up and her family is
sitting behind the goal.
So I have to walk past them and they're like, give him hell.
Give him, like, tell him right.
I'm like, wow.
That's what they're saying.
So I just walk up to him and I was like, okay.
So I like walk past over to what do you call it?
I finally passed them, get over to my kid and I'm like, dude, what's going on, man?
And he's like, sorry, sorry.
So you know what I mean?
Yeah, he really fucked up.
I'm like, listen, dude, sorry doesn't pay the bills.
I'm like, don't do it again.
I'm like, if you can't handle your emotions and now you got to think everybody's looking
at me because they're not looking.
They want to see if I'm going to yell at them or if I'm like the other dad just did.
And I'm just like, big God, you didn't need this.
No, why would I do that?
I know you were nine years old.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm not a savage.
I know another area of my life.
I'm a savage.
It's a little kid soccer game.
Well, that's a whole thing.
It's a fair thing.
He lost his emotion.
He's like, he's like, I let my anger get the best of me.
I'm like, yeah, but now look at the problem was is that he was there was only one person
that was a substitute.
So now because he got kicked out, he fucked up the team couldn't substitute it.
So everybody had to play while the other team had three substitutes.
Oh man.
So I told him and I explained to him, I'm like, you're screwing over your teammates.
That's what it was like.
You lost your temper.
Yeah.
But in the big picture of things, you know what I mean?
Like you screwed over this guy and this guy.
And let me tell you, some of these kids need to rest.
They're jalopies.
Yeah.
I mean, like you, I mean, there's one kid that when the ball comes to him, he cowers
and almost crawls out on the ground.
Oh my God.
It's like the bad news bears almost of soccer.
Fuck man.
So those Hispanic kids made.
Oh, they were walking.
It was the game was like 20 goals to nothing.
I mean, the goalie was almost six foot tall.
Oh my Lord.
Yeah.
It was great.
Like they had some ringers coming from over the border.
Yeah.
It's even though he's only in third grade, he's fourth.
He's in fourth grade, but he's 27.
Yeah.
He's got a tattoo.
What's going on?
He's having a corona after the game.
It's like, Jesus man.
He drives home.
So yeah.
So, you know, I go over to him and he knows what he did.
Yeah.
You know, and then I try to explain to him.
No need to scream at him.
No, listen, man.
Okay.
I love my pop.
Okay.
But man, back in the 80s and early 90s, if you played sports and you were a kid, if
you got out of that alive, man, let me tell you, they would berate you.
I remember we would be sitting on our bench and the coach would have beers and a cooler.
Wow.
And they would just be drinking.
All the dads would be drinking, talking shit about little kids.
That kid sucks.
Yeah.
Yelling at him with shit.
You bombed me.
And then they would fight and shit.
Like, man, how many kids?
When I was a kid in the 70s playing little league and shit.
Early 70s.
They had never gained one game once.
My mom maybe came to one or two games, but the truth of it was, back then as a kid, I
went there on my own.
I was embarrassed if my parents came.
And I'll never forget, though, the first year I was on there, one of the kids, this kid,
Jerry Schwartz, his fucking dad was the coach.
Dick Schwartz.
This guy was so...
Dick Schwartz.
Yeah.
He was so fucking mean.
Richie Schwartz.
He was mean.
Oh, imagine that.
He was so...
I don't know if he was a drunk, but the first day of practice, here's what he said.
If you don't know how to catch, you're going to learn real quick on my team.
It's a bone of balls.
And we came to the first place.
He goes, here's how we're going to do it.
The guy who's throwing the ball, you whip it right at the kid's face.
Hey, stupid.
And you look at him.
If you miss, you'll never miss again after that.
And then he would make his own kid do laps around the fucking field while we practiced
until the kid was crying.
Almost every practice.
Have you ever seen The Great Santini?
I've heard of it.
It's this movie where the guy is a real fucking hard ass tough guy and he's bouncing the
basketball in one scene off of his kid's head and he's going, come on, Sissy, squirt
a few.
Come on, tough guy.
That's how this fucking guy was.
I would never talk to my kid like that.
It was terrible.
I mean, never, ever, ever.
And then, you know, and I would think, man, it's rough.
Baseball coaches are fucking mean.
And then the next year I had my neighbor, Chuck Schmidt was our coach and he was real
nice.
He's Chuck Schmidt.
Yeah, he died.
He sounds like a guy with a heart attack.
No, he had cancer, but that was the guy I was telling about that had fan and pain in
his foot that got Chuck.
Oh, yeah, he lost the foot, yeah.
But anyways, Chuck was very, very nice to us and we came in dead fucking last.
Well, but we had a lot of fun on that team.
Exactly.
That's what it's about.
Both times were fun.
It was fun coming in first and it was also fun.
The problem given to father.
The problem now is that everybody is so like sports, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it wasn't like that.
It's a lot crazier now than it is because now it's like the competitiveness.
I mean, even nine years old, well, parents kill each other in the fucking stands.
I've seen one.
Like I remember when my nephew was playing hockey back, you know, maybe 10 years ago,
seven years ago when he was younger and he's a coach now.
He played all the way through college.
But I remember reading in the paper that some parents, one guy killed another one.
Yeah, yeah.
Dad killed another dad.
He punched so many fouls in the future.
Something happened and killed a guy and it's like, holy fuck, man, they're getting worked
up.
In the 90s, the parents would fight in our high school games.
Man.
When we played hockey, it was crazy.
They would, you couldn't, you eventually you had, you couldn't sit in the same side.
They had to move home and await.
The other side.
They'll kill each other.
And then they would separate them.
It was crazy.
That is wild.
Yeah.
And I mean, we're talking diversity games, but.
Yeah.
Again, I think we would go a lot.
We would take fucking LSD and go watch them play hockey, Lake Park at the Polar Dome.
Oh, they had chain link fence there.
They had chain link fence for boards.
Yeah, that was a motherfucker.
It was crazy.
It was always fighting.
Or chain link fence instead of boards, I mean.
Right.
And there was no, there was no, I don't really remember many parents being there.
Maybe one or two.
Yeah.
We see acid and go to hockey practice.
Yeah.
Well, that would, that would be the thing.
We were going to the games because a couple of my friends were on the team and one of
them was our roadie for our band, the Strip Beef.
And so they would be.
Total roadie.
Yeah.
And they would be tripping too.
Oh yeah.
You know, every, so half the team would be tripping and we'd be tripping.
It would be so fucking great.
It's like running a marathon.
Not even that.
It's like driving a car and just like every, I couldn't even, I can't fathom.
I mean, I can't explain what it's like unless you've done it like with your helmet on, you
got the grate on and it's crazy.
But drugs should always be mixed with sports.
That's how I mean, steroids.
There's a sweet, there's a sweet drug called Ibogaine.
Ibogaine.
It's not new drug.
Okay.
Well, you know about it?
People use it to kick heroin.
That's it.
It's like a retreat.
You can get it in Mexico.
You got to go to Mexico.
Well, you can get it other places, but they smuggle it over the border.
I don't get to leave it there.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, Larry is cocaine legal.
I've never heard of you before.
He's heroin legal.
I know.
I mean, come on, Larry.
But you know, here's the thing.
I was really intrigued by it because it's the strongest fucking hallucinogenic known
man.
It's a root from a plant.
Yeah.
It's from Africa.
And all right.
Wow.
I'm surprised you fucking knew that, Niels.
What's they, what do you call it?
Shocks.
Shocks are like $10,000 for an Ibogaine treatment.
It's like, motherfucker, I got a heroin habit.
I can barely afford $100 a day and you want 10 grand for me to kick?
What are you, nuts?
Well, that's for rich people.
Yeah.
Or do a blood transfusion.
That's what they can do also.
I wonder how much, well, that's what, that's what Keith Richards would do.
But and the, and Leonard Chas would do it with him and they would offer like a couple
of roadies and one guy that I read a book of Tony Sanchez, he would not do it.
He's like, where is this blood coming from?
Even back then they were harvesting blood from children.
They're like, he's like, we're- Wow, you just took a big leap of faith with them.
One sentence right there.
Yeah.
Early, crikey.
I thought you were going to say that they, okay.
But you know, it cleaned them up.
Wow.
I am, I am in shock right now.
It cleaned them up for the jury.
I'm writing the book said I never could bring myself to do it because where the fuck are
they, who are the innocent people that this blood is coming from?
Some dude in a van?
I don't know.
I don't know where they get the blood.
I know where they get some of the blood from.
This guy alleged like it was evil.
People donate blood.
He said, Keith is fucking evil.
These motherfuckers fuck around with shit.
I mean people donate plasma, people donate blood.
Yes.
You know what donating plasma is, right?
Yeah.
They take your blood and then they separate the plasma and then they put it back in.
I went to go do that with Jay once and they were like, you two have so much drugs in your
system that you have to leave.
So we can't get money for plasma.
You know what I always wanted to do as well, you know, is I want to get high on things that
are going to, yeah, right.
That besides that, I'd like that before I have sex with a man, I would like to do blood
doping.
Oh, like fucking, that leads to.
Yeah, but where they take your blood, dope it and then put it back in.
No, no, no, here's what they do.
They take out the blood and then you wait and then you build your blood back up so then
they put it back in.
So now you got an extra pint.
But they put stuff in that stuff though.
No, no.
That's what the dude from one knot, well it's his name, the Tour de France guy who lands
arms from.
Yeah.
That's what he was doing.
He was putting stuff in there and I thought that because the blood was out of your body
and they put the, they put stuff in it, it would break it.
They were using so many complex chemicals.
Right, but there's also a way like they would do it to like.
So you add a pint.
Or however much they take out, I think it's a pint.
I think you got sick with your blood pressure.
No, no.
Like you're almost like you're like, you're like Veruca salt.
Yeah.
Fucking turn fucking.
Yeah.
Here's the other thing.
What it does, what it does is the effect that you get from it is it adds more oxygen
to your fucking system or oxygen in your blood because you have more blood, your body takes
some more oxygen.
So you got a more a blast of energy.
I don't understand how that works.
Like, okay, I look at the body as a vessel that can only handle certain much.
I guess.
I guess you can fucking overload it a little.
I mean, because if you think about it, if you drink too much water, what happens?
And I guess it evens itself out later.
Well, think about it.
If you drink too much water, what happens?
You'll drown.
If you smoke too much coke, what happens?
If you do too much dope, what happens?
You know what I mean?
The body is a very, not tempered, but it's a.
Fragile.
It's a balance.
No, yes, it's a balance.
There you go.
Thank you.
I was looking for a different word, but if you throw it off a little, you throw off
kilter a little bit, you're going to feel the effects very, you know.
And I believe like, here's the thing about the blood doping.
So although you're putting an extra pint in, you are also somehow getting rid of that blood
too, because it goes back down to normal.
Yeah, but doesn't I, what are they?
Because when they blood dope the next time, it's not like they got, I think so.
And they just store.
You know what I mean?
The coaches are involved in everything, you know.
They just store it and shit.
One thing, one of the big controversies about it was they were doing it to high school kids
that were, you know, like the top athletes and making these kids into monsters, you
know, like a kid on the football team or trash.
Yeah, they would give them steroids and shit.
Hey, I gotta take a piss.
All right.
So you do your own thing for a minute.
I'm going to press pause.
I apologize for that break.
I had some live-ations.
So it's okay.
So here's the deal, man.
When we were in high school, we had a couple of kids that were fucking huge.
One kid's name was Mark.
I don't even want to say his last name.
Got your kid.
He fucking ever hears this.
He could probably still kill me.
I'm surprised you didn't say his last name.
You're notorious for that.
This guy, this guy, I probably still be afraid of.
You're afraid of, yeah.
Okay.
When we changed for Jim the first time, he actually did have tattoos.
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
How old are you?
Freshman's, man.
They were.
What kind of tattoos were they?
Like a snake and a dagger?
A dagger, a dragon.
Nice.
Yeah.
One was like a fucking grim reaper.
No, it was before the days when it was the old time.
So he was a tough guy.
Oh my God.
He was a tough guy.
And the gym teacher or the coach, I should say, would openly encourage these motherfuckers.
To fight in the shower?
No.
Yeah, besides that.
I don't know.
I wasn't there at football practice, but I do know that he would openly encourage
them to shoot up steroids and shit.
Really?
Yeah.
And one time I was like, oh man, he was big and he could beat up the fucking teacher.
I swear a lot.
We welcome Mary to the podcast.
So one time me and No shirt, Nick are at a party and these guys are here at the party
too.
And they say, Hey, you guys, they tell me and my brother, because we were in the band
and they liked us.
You guys got to leave now because we just did our shit and we're going to start getting
crazy and beating the fuck out of everybody.
Really?
They give you a four warning.
Yeah.
And so he said, before we get crazy, you should leave.
And so we did.
And then next, you know, Monday, you heard about it.
You heard about the fight.
Oh, and we'd be like, Holy fuck, man.
These guys were very dangerous animals.
Vicious.
Very psychopath.
I mean, psychopaths.
But if you're encouraging children to use a hormone or a testosterone or, I mean, come
on, what kind of dirt bad are you?
And they were all wound up, man.
I bet it sounds like it.
You're breeding rapists.
That's what you're doing.
And women.
They were fucking scary.
They were scary.
Yeah.
I mean, it was two of them.
And one time before I went to school with the kid, I saw this other kid.
His name was Joe and I see him in McDonald's and we're all hanging out in McDonald's,
me, Hascolla, a couple of the chicks from like middle school or, you know, and we were
still in like eighth grade.
And I started with a guy.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, man.
And he's like, I'll kick your ass.
But I had like 10 of my boys with me.
So that next fucking.
How old are you?
32?
No, I was in eighth grade.
You attended your boys with him.
Yeah.
Anyways, the next fall when I went back to school at high school, this fucking kid was
there and he was one of the animals and thank the Lord, he didn't remember me.
Yeah.
Because I mean, because he probably beat up 50 people.
Yeah, and he probably beat up 100 people from that time until school started.
So he didn't really mean like, I know you would have fucking mopped the floor.
Oh yeah.
He would have been upside down.
He wouldn't even have been a fight.
It would have just been a straight up beating.
Shook your change out.
That's all right though.
Yeah.
And thank God he didn't remember who I was.
And then, you know, and those were the very same guys that warned us.
Me and No shirt, Nick should leave the party because.
Well, I mean, that's awesome that they very nice of them because you don't want any collateral
damage.
No, I don't want to go there.
When those guys start like they start fighting, they just start punching and hurt them.
And they don't care who they get their hands on.
Men, women, children.
And that's what they said.
A cat, a dog.
They literally said, I won't even know it's you.
Yeah, they get right in the fucking, yeah.
They just turn, they see red.
Yeah.
I mean, that's fucking scary, man.
It is very scary.
Look at Chris Benoit.
You know who that is?
The wrestler that killed his family?
No.
Yeah.
He was a wrestler and he was, you know.
Oh, that was pretty cool.
I don't know what note was that.
That was B.
So literally just through the cap for the water bottle and it would be flat or just
a B?
No, it could be flat because my guitar is probably not in tune.
But yeah, this man, this wrestler, he was a famous wrestler.
And he was in the WWF.
And wait till you hear how he did it though.
I mean, he had a child, a wife and himself and they say he write it out one night.
Murdered his son, murdered his wife, strangulation I think it was.
And then hung himself with a bow flex.
Oh, that's not a commercial for a bow flex.
Hell, this motherfucker is a big dude.
And then the WWF preemptively did like a tribute to him and then they found out the
facts the next day and they retracted everything.
When they found out he died they scrubbed from any kind of media or anywhere.
Yeah, because they promoted drug use.
They, you know, I mean wrestlers were, I've ever seen Dark Side of the Ring, you gotta
watch it.
It's awesome.
Well, listen to this, do you know The Undertaker?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, there's this kid Tony I know and he used to sell coke to the fucking wrestlers.
Uh-huh.
And when they would come in town, you know, he's like a weightlifting guy.
He's kind of a finook, but he was a tough guy.
Kind of a finook or a full finook?
Well, he was a finook.
Okay.
And, um...
Can't be kind of a finook.
Can't dip your toe into that pool.
Well, anyways, he would sell fucking blow to these wrestlers.
He was a coke dealer also and that's how come I knew him.
And also he would hang around...
Allegedly.
He would hang around at Tom's.
No, he was definitely a coke dealer.
Allegedly.
Anyways, he told me that The Undertaker would get a fucking quarter ounce of blow and sniff
an eight ball up one nostril each side before he would go out on stage and fucking do his
thing.
We'll get back to hockey, Bob Probert used to do that.
That's a lot of coke at once, man.
Yeah.
I mean, we were just talking about Eddie Nash, the guy from The Wonderland.
You ever heard of The Wonderland Murders with John Holmes, Mary?
No.
No?
You know John Holmes is, right?
You know, the star?
Yes.
Yeah.
So this guy was doing a $12,000 of cocaine a day.
$12,000.
That is quite a fucking habit.
In the 80s.
When $12,000 was a lot of money.
Yeah.
And they would do freebase.
Well, he didn't end up as a multimillionaire, though.
Well, they would do freebase.
So you can only get a couple hits out of it.
I don't understand why they were only getting four or five hits out of an ounce.
Because they make it to the purest extent and you can only extract so much of the crystalline
out of it.
Like the chemicals that they add.
There's ammonia.
Remember, that's how Richard Pryor started on fire.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I got some inside things.
I read a book about Richard Pryor and what happened was he actually was so hooked on
drugs and he was so fucked up that he was suicidal and he started himself on fire on
purpose.
And then when his PR guy, his manager, was like, dude, we cannot say.
Who tries to kill themselves by starting themselves on fire?
Well, he was all fucking high.
He was all high and shit.
Yeah.
As soon as he did it, he realized he fucked up and set in his book.
The ramifications of what's going to happen.
Yeah, he was wearing a polyester shirt that just dirt right to him.
Oh, yeah.
It melts on your skin.
Yeah, it was horrible.
But the manager was like, dude, we cannot say that the world's funniest comedian, Mr.
Funny Man, always happy, tried to kill himself.
I don't know, but always happy.
Well, but we can't say that you tried to kill yourself and then try and have your career
continue because he was, you know, he wasn't at rock bottom when he did it.
He was already beating women and shooting cars and doing stuff like that.
Oh, brother.
I mean, he was the son of a prostitute and lived in whorehouses.
From Peoria, Illinois, downstate from us.
I went and saw a comedian at the club that he first started in and it was a shit hole.
Oh, yeah.
In Peoria, right down the street from where he lived.
That's great.
Yeah, it was great though.
But I mean, from.
How did you, why would you go there?
Why did you go there?
Because I wanted to see this comedian.
Yeah, I love this comedian, Jim Norton.
Oh, okay.
But what do you call it?
That is fucking great.
Isn't it great?
He's really funny.
He's funny.
He's very, very funny.
Shout out to Jim Norton.
He does a.
Will have you on the show anytime you want to be on here, brother.
He used to do a.
Needles will give you a handy.
Yeah.
I don't have a.
I do have a dick, but I have to dress up like a woman for him.
Um, but he does a character chip chippers in which I love, but he hasn't put that podcast
up for a while.
But getting back to.
Okay.
So Richard Pryor, most people that.
Live that life, that pressure cooker of life.
Rise to the top.
Yes.
She comedians.
Yeah.
Comedians are very dark.
Same with rock stars.
Well, no, rock stars.
You have to kind of wear your heart on your sleeve.
But the other thing is though, none of them come from a great fucking family.
Usually the reason that they're ready to go on the road.
Shit.
Crosby slash.
Oh, yeah.
All these.
Well, I'm talking about.
He loves real rock.
I mean, come on, even though she was an MK ultra sex kitten.
All right.
Well, we're going to end on that.
I was going to.
I was just thinking of John Lennon, the most famous singer in the world in the biggest
band in the world.
Oh, bullshit.
He had a shit life.
The other was a fucking tramp.
She was out all the time.
Did he kill a woman?
He used to beat Cynthia up all the time.
Allegedly.
He might have strangled a couple of.
Allegedly.
What do you mean allegedly?
Allegedly.
I don't know.
Paperwork from the police department.
That he strangled a few prostitutes.
Oh, well, I don't know about that.
I mean, that's all hearsay.
Yeah.
But I know that.
But here's the other thing.
His mom got hit by a car.
I think that's what it was.
No, he lived with his aunt.
His mom was out fucking being a whore.
Here's the other thing.
Yeah, but she died.
I think she got hit by a car.
Yes.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, she did die when he was young, too.
You're right.
And here's the other thing about John Lennon.
Will we say that again Larry?
Real slow this time.
She's, yes, you were right.
There we go.
You were right.
Oh, I guess.
But here's the other weird thing.
Here's the other really odd thing about John Lennon.
What's the odd one about?
When he left Yoko Ono for the 18 months for the so-called Lost Weekend when he went to
LA and drank booze with Harry Nilsen all the time and got kicked out of the troubadour.
Nilsen or Nilsen?
Nilsen.
Anyways, Mae Pang, the girl that he was with, was one of Yoko Ono's helpers.
Yeah, I know.
And she said him up.
She facilitated it.
Right, because he needed a handler.
Because she was his handler getting back to what I was saying a couple episodes ago before
the 9-11 episode.
All those rock stars think that those girls are…
Laurel Canyon.
Yeah, it's all handlers, baby.
It's all handlers, baby.
Come on, Laurel.
So Mae Pang was John Lennon's handler while Yoko Ono…
He had a sabbatical from Yoko.
Which was still, I mean, these people were…
The CIA gave her a fucking vacation from him.
Yeah, if you would, what did she do during that 18 months?
That's what you gotta look into.
Well, she was…
Because she was from where?
Vietnam or not?
Vietnam or all.
She's from Japan.
Yoko Ono, before she was with John Lennon, she was with all the avant-garde jazz guys
of the day, like Ornette Coleman and, you know, crazy…
No, I don't know.
That's why I'm…
Ornette Coleman and Albert Eiler and all these really avant-garde saxophone guys and
jazz musicians.
She was entrenched in the avant-garde scene.
Yeah, she was entrenched in the avant-garde scene.
And she probably brought drugs.
She probably did.
Listen, what do dudes want?
Pussy and drugs, especially when you're in a band, right?
That's it.
I mean, why do you play in a band?
And that's how easy it is for those idiots to be manipulated.
I mean, the greatest scene about…
That's why I have the greatest wife.
My wife.
Very nice.
That's why I…
The greatest scene ever about a man playing a guitar…
You didn't have a handler, are you?
She did work for the government.
I know.
Man, are you…
She might be a fucking…
Oh my god.
I just realized that, Larry.
Here's the thing, though.
I'm a nobody.
Mary might be fucking implanted into our lives to make us do MK Ultra shit.
No, man.
Next thing you know, we're kissing.
Like, what the fuck?
But oh, shit, I forgot what I was going to say.
The fucking handlers.
No, not the handlers.
Shit.
They're all handling, getting handled, man, though.
That is true.
I believe that.
Well, everybody, think about it.
You have bodyguards, right?
A bodyguard handler.
Yeah, yeah.
But some of those guys…
That's all it is, making sure that you fucking don't do bad shit.
Right.
But some of those handlers are like, listen, motherfucker, you better not say this, this
or that, and you gotta remember to say this.
Well, now you're talking about…
Now you're…
I'm talking about the nitty gritty.
That's what, like, I think…
That's what I think, like, Ye was talking about.
Ye.
He had handlers and he couldn't fucking take it.
He hated it.
So a man that's very mentally unstable.
I don't know about that.
You know, here's the other thing…
What do you mean you don't know about that?
Well, you know, the media paints…
I mean, I know how much you love the Jews.
The media paints…
I don't mind the Jews, man.
I know, but I'm just saying, like, this guy…
The media paints him is crazy.
… came out and said he doesn't like them.
Well, you know what?
He probably just worded it wrongly.
No, he said it on podcast.
I didn't hear him say that.
He was saying that he was disdain for the Israelis.
Which, I mean, listen, the problem with shit now is that…
Wow.
… you have to be public.
If you're an artist or, I mean, look at us, we're doing this shit on the airwaves.
We say some stupid shit.
Yeah, but here's the thing.
We don't make any money.
We're nobodies and, you know, we're not part of the system.
But nobody's become somebody's at one point in time.
You're not going to tell me that Jim Morrison, who was a nobody, became a somebody.
These people are put into place.
He probably was, too.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
His dad was the head of the Gulf of Tonkin.
They're all military people.
That's what it all boils down to, children of military people.
That's it.
Well, no, back then, I'm saying…
My dad was in the military.
Yeah, and look at how good you turned out.
Mary's dad was in the military.
My dad was in the military.
He did two tours in Vietnam.
The door goner.
Oh, man.
My dad's friend would tell me some fucking sick shit about him.
Isn't it crazy how…
I can't even repeat on the air.
Well, it seems so crazy.
I just forgot about that.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's like 9-11, never forget.
Yeah.
Until we tell you to.
We hear one thing, getting back to last Monday, September 11th, Biden, by the way, we never
got to mention because we really weren't aware of it while we were doing the show.
Biden did his 9-11 thing.
At the Air Force Base in Alaska.
Yes, what an asshole.
And what did he say, Larry?
I don't remember exactly.
He said he was at 9…
Oh, yes, yes.
On ground zero and looked across the street and saw the destruction.
Oh, the destruction of the Twin Towers?
Yeah, yeah.
Which is a false?
Well, he also has oil cancer.
He's Puerto Rican.
Oil cancer?
Yeah, from living in Delaware.
No, no, no, no.
You can't brush over that, Larry.
These are all different lies that he has said.
He said he has oil cancer?
Yes, he said he was an over-the-road trucker when he was talking to the Teamsters, which
is a lie.
He said that the guy on Amtrak was his best buddy during this one time period and said
some profound shit to him and they looked back
and the guy was dead during that time period.
So that was a lie.
Then he said he was, went to the black church,
went to the black church, then he said he went
to the Jewish church when he was talking to the Jews.
I mean, he has told every lie, yeah, the synagogue,
he has told, he has done everything.
When he went to Hawaii, he told them,
I know how you guys feel.
I had a house fire.
And I almost lost my cat.
My kitchen, I thought, well, he had a kitchen fire.
We had a kitchen fire.
Yeah, it was like a pan on the fucking stove.
It's like a Dr. Seuss book.
Kitchen cat fire.
But, so really, I mean, do you think this guy
is capable of running any, I mean,
he's barely capable of walking.
Well, I don't think, I think that he's dead.
I don't think that it's even him.
I think he's been dead for a long time and.
And they have a plant in there right now.
Yeah, maybe like three or four actors that play him.
And they got, you know, rubber masks that.
Which is not a far-fetched idea.
No, no, not at all.
I mean, you've seen missions.
I don't know if you've seen Mission Impossible.
They just need someone acting like he's Biden.
Which isn't hard to do at all.
The guys at Buffoon.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I could fucking trip up the stairs.
Yeah.
You know, you could fucking hire a character.
You can't ride a bike.
No.
I mean, that's proven multiple times, too.
Which is hilarious.
They show the guy in the bike, he looks like me,
and then they show him on the beach and he's got a gut.
And then they show him on the, and then they, yeah.
Well, they showed him on the beach,
sitting there laying in a chair for like.
Which is, but you know what though?
The amount of work that would have to go into that.
And you know what I mean?
I know, but you know what?
I'm not saying it's far-fetched.
I'm not saying it's, I'm saying it is far-fetched.
Yeah.
But when you really think about,
when you look at shit, like when they take pictures
of people, okay, there's so many pictures,
and you can see their ear lobes,
or their way their eyes are shaped,
or their eyebrows, or their skin.
You know what I mean?
Like you can tell if somebody's skin him.
No.
But who looks like him though?
I mean, when's the last time he's looked like him?
The fucking, I'll tell you, if my dad fucking
walked up the stairs and took a digger like he did,
oh, he'd be out.
You fucking broke your hip.
And you're 72.
Yeah, well I was fucked up on dope that day though.
Were you?
Yeah, I was really fucking high.
So high that I broke my hip at like 10 a.m.
and I didn't go to the hospital until midnight.
Yeah, well that's what happens though.
That's all right.
But, and then they also reprimanded me
when I got to the hospital when they took my blood
and then the lady came in.
They took your blood, did you try to get it back?
Yeah, and then they wanted to fucking,
you know, put me in rehab right away or something.
It's like, okay, you know.
He said, no, no, no.
I said, I don't want to go to rehab.
I can't leave for 40 days.
No.
But, you know, those days are gone.
That's far behind me, thank God.
And you got some dope, you want to do it?
No, I don't.
Oh, Mary Sugarhead, it looks like you are then.
No, I'm Joe Gasol.
Did you, you're like, oh, you did okay, cool, let's do it.
No, no, no, no.
I wouldn't.
There could be a pile in front of me right now.
I'd say no, it's all right.
Okay, that's fine, okay, sure.
More than one.
More than one, yeah, but you know what?
That's dumb, I wouldn't let you do it either.
No, I mean.
I'd say, come on, man.
Let's do it later.
Not to mention my buprenorphine almost fucking odelia.
You took a thing of that.
All right, well, allegedly on that, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Needles don't do dope no more.
Even though he's still called needles.
Yeah, we already know about my fanny episode.
That's the thing about Nick.
And why I have a blower in my car.
But that's all right though.
The blower is crazy.
So the blower is a great scam.
You got to go get it calibrated.
What they do, and here's my theory on it.
They want you to go get this blower
that you got to pay for monthly,
calibrated every two weeks and then like.
$1,600 for six months.
Man, and so.
And I got to get it calibrated every two months.
And they want 40 bucks cash.
And what they do is I believe they program it
to where it starts malfunctioning in about,
you know, a week and four days.
So like.
No, not a week and four days, not at all.
I've had it for longer than that.
How long now?
But it's getting real touchy all of a sudden.
And I think that's just part of the reason,
you know, that's a built in feature
for them to have to get it calibrated.
I woke up the other day, went to go blow in the car
and it blew me twice the legal limit.
And I wasn't even, I mean, this is going to work at.
In the morning.
Like, I don't know what the hell was going on.
And then I had to wait an hour because if you blow
inconsistently for a certain amount of time,
it's $250 for them to restart your car.
Oh man.
They could turn your car off remotely
and then you have to do it.
Oh man.
And it's got that stupid camera,
which I think is watching me all the time.
Well, of course it is.
I mean.
Of course it is.
Think God, I don't shit where I eat
or they'd have a fucking compilation video.
Oh man.
They, you know, that's to make sure
you're not doing anything fucking crazy.
Well, that's what I mean.
That's why I don't shit where I eat in the car.
That's it.
You want to do your hit list right now?
Yeah.
Well, first and foremost, I want to thank Mary
for sitting in and being such a talkative guest.
Yeah, thanks, Mary.
Just sitting over there having heaters.
All right, let's go from the bottom.
First we'll thank Harmony.
Yeah, that's your favorite thing.
You're bottom, the bottom.
Going from the bottom.
Helena and Harmony.
Your cats.
The two best cats in the world.
I don't know about that.
There might be a better cat in the world.
There might be, but they're my favorite ones.
In your world.
They're my favorite ones.
Yes, in your world.
There's no doubt about that.
Man, they love Mary.
Oh, no, they don't love Mary.
They fucking bother the shit out of Mary.
Oh, man, they love Mary.
Literally, Mary is in bed, and I'm
sitting at the edge of the bed with Larry,
and we're just talking.
And they wake her up, and they hit her in the face to feed her.
And they don't even go to Larry.
They bother the shit out of Mary.
And they know who their mom is.
Fucking balls-ass cold out January.
And you guys got the door open so the cats can get in and out.
And then you're like, it's so cold in here.
I wonder why.
All right.
No filter, Frank.
Ross.
Matthew out there in Florida.
How you doing, buddy?
Chris.
Well, wait.
What was the?
What was it?
Chris out in Florida.
What was it?
If you don't, if the dog dies, it's on you.
If he dies, it's on you.
No shirt, Nick.
How you doing, brother?
Button's down, baby.
It buttons up, actually.
It's getting tall.
Zodiac out in the south side.
What's up, bud?
Haskell out there out west.
Tiffany Portland style.
Chrissy, Tiffany Woodcock.
I know Mike likes when I say, he likes that.
I know when you say Tiffany Woodcock.
I think it's because you want to get in the wood shop.
Chrissy, Luann, Becky, Sherry, Jay, Clara.
Only fans, girls.
Don't forget.
And also.
Thanks for sending Larry Nudes.
They haven't been.
In front of his wife.
And also, so we can get our free studio time.
We can't forget to mention Tom's Free Clinic.
And don't forget, they still have those vaccines,
especially going on at Tom's Free Clinic.
And if your shoulders are hurting from making your girl squirting,
call Tom's Free Clinic.
It was on the fly.
That's pretty good.
Also, he wanted me to mention they have a air filter
special this week.
Nima or Nipah?
Napa.
What are those called?
Air filters.
Yeah, Napa.
No, not Napa.
I don't know what brand Tom's has, but it's got a compact
pair.
They separate the animal hair from the human hair,
and they create a great environment.
All the mechanics come in and change the settings.
I mean, because there's nothing sexier than greasy fingerprints
on scalpels.
No, that's it.
That's the shit.
Well, thanks, Tom's.
Yeah, you're the best.
Tom's with an age.
Yeah, I said Tom's with a T.
Tom's with a silent K.
So how about we talk about the fucking pinatas in Selena?
Oh, man, that is hilarious.
That is hilarious.
If you guys don't know about this,
go look on Instagram or on the internet.
And so what the Hispanic families do
is they dress their children up as Selena, the girls,
as Selena.
And if you don't know anything about Selena,
Selena was a very, very popular.
Very popular.
Let me see what type.
Let me see you here.
She died.
Keep on going, Larry.
She was a very, very popular singer.
She was from Mexico.
And her manager, who was, I guess, very jealous of her,
but acted like her best fucking friend.
I think she was a fan at first.
And then she became a fan.
And then this bitch did John Lennon style shit.
March 31st, 1995.
1995.
Wow.
That was a long time.
She was really young.
She was like, she was young and she was beautiful.
18, 20, something like that.
She was very young.
Very young.
She was born in 71.
She died in 95.
So 23.
She was a promising career.
Yeah.
So her manager murdered her, shot her, and killed her.
So now there's a huge trend that Hispanic families dress
their girls up as Selena.
And then they make a pinata of the lady who murdered her,
which is shooting her.
And there's several different style pinatas.
One that's like the round shape of her head.
Selena Quintala Perez.
Yeah.
And they beat this pinata.
The queen of Tejano music.
And it was good because in the one video,
the little girl, they're at like a birthday party.
The little girl's smashing the shit out of the pinata.
And they don't have a blindfold on.
No.
And they're punching it?
Yeah.
And the girl's punching it.
And you hear the mom in the bar room all, kick her ass.
Let me see.
Kick her ass, man.
Yolanda Seldovar.
Yolanda Seldovar killed her.
And Selena was very fucking.
I mean, she had her own little private jet and shit.
She was on it.
She was loved by the Hispanic people.
Like she was more popular than Gloria Estefan, I would say.
And I don't know other Spanish artists,
but I'd say Gloria Estefan.
But she was up there.
Yeah.
What were mean?
And so now, so they, it's hilarious if you watch the videos
because the parents are egging them on
to beat the tar out of this pinata, which is very funny.
What was really bad was when Mary was egging on these girls
when we were, I think on our honeymoon,
and they, I had long hair.
And I guess I looked like this Mexican rock star.
Girls were literally grabbing me and making out with me
and shit and jumping in my lap.
And I'm going, I'm not him.
I'm not him.
I'm gay.
And she's going, it's him.
Oh, nice.
And I'm like, what are you doing?
I don't know what kind of weird stuff you guys are into.
I forgot what the guy's name was,
but man, he was a popular motherfucker in Mexico.
In Galicia.
No.
No, it was a no.
It was some rock star.
I never heard his name.
Is that his Alex something?
Oh, let's see, Mary remember.
I think.
That's Alex something.
There we go.
You guys are on a roll tonight.
It's kind of exaggerating.
No, I'm not exaggerating.
Oh, he's kind of, see, that's what we need Mary for.
No, I'm not exaggerating.
To fucking slow your roll, bitch.
People were asking me for my autograph.
One girl's jumped in my lap and started kissing me.
I'm not fucking.
One I didn't say a gang
Did I yeah, you did okay
Several several people were asking checker Mary here the whole time okay one is better than none a lot of people were thinking
I'll give you that Larry many people were asking me for my autograph and the whole time we were there people did not leave me alone
They thought I was this guy and the more you kept on buying coke. I
Didn't say dope. Yeah, you said dope. No, no, we didn't do any cool. I know I'm just joking
Why would we ruin our time in Mexico doing all the third time we did?
Yeah, exactly
There you go. Oh my god, you're the first white person to ever say that
Holy crap. I've never done fucking family here, man
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