Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
And the Needles.
All right, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, at the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
How the hell are you, man?
I'm doing pretty fucking good, Larry.
And also, I'd like to know how you people are doing out there.
Oh, that's good.
I'm seeing this just you and I.
I'm having a spiritual awakening.
Nice.
Uh, it's about time.
Well, I've always been spiritual, but I'm starting to pray every day.
That's good.
When I wake up in the morning, you know, I'm grateful.
I don't pray for things I need or want.
That's good.
I just pray for, you know, something to, you know, maybe loving, caring.
Don't fucking freak out.
But this ties into another incident, so I'm just going to keep on doing that, which is
funny because I started doing it like Monday.
What, what?
Life is hard, man.
What's spurred it on, my day?
You don't want to tell me you don't have to.
No, it's nothing like that.
It's just that sometimes, you know, you get the points in your life when you realize there
is something bigger and better than you out there.
Oh, yeah, bro.
And you have to acknowledge it, right?
Because I'm not doing foxhole prayers, let me say.
You know what I mean?
I'm not getting pulled over and I got a fucking jab on me and say, oh, Jesus, don't let the
sheriff find this in my butt.
If he doesn't get your breathalyzer, I'll never drink again.
Exactly.
No, I'm not doing foxhole prayers.
I mean, let me tell you, I'm already in the shit right now.
You know what I mean?
I'm in the middle of a lit, not litigation, but I'm in the middle of a case, shall we
say.
Your foxhole is flooding and you're stepping over fucking dead bodies.
No, no, no.
My foxhole has barely any water in it.
These feet are pretty likely.
Little blood?
So yeah, wow.
I mean, collateral damage, right?
Right.
So I started doing praying in the morning, trying to get a little bit more connection
with myself because it does center me.
Yeah, it's good, man.
It's very grounding.
So fucking, I need to stop coughing so much, but so I'm an electrician and I do work.
So there's a lot of hard fucking warehouse language at the job site.
Yeah, a lot.
Let me tell you.
F-bombs per minute is very crazy where I work.
High numbers.
I mean, you could not swing a dead cat without an F-bomb in one second.
So I've been doing my thing, trying to just center myself and sure shit, whoever up there
or whatever down here creates a situation.
So I'm on a job site and I run the site cruise.
That means we do all the underground, we bring power to the buildings, we dig and stuff
like that.
And so I do this piece of work from one point of the building outside a fence line to dig
like, lay like 250 feet of pipe.
Everybody tells me it's okay.
You know what I don't like in life?
Liars.
So who lied?
I really don't like liars.
The GC, the general contractor.
So they said everything's cool, it looks good and then someone fucking reamed you out or
something?
No, no, it does not work like that.
I have carte blanche at my company.
I mean, let me tell you, I'm a trusted employee, I've been there for five years.
So the dude from Comcast comes out and says, hey, we want the pipe from here to here.
All right, all my guys are standing around, there's four of us, they all hear this.
All right, we start digging it out, we put it in the ground, it's like 250 feet.
You gotta dig two foot into the ground from grade.
So we lay the pipe in, we get it all set up for them.
So then two weeks go by and all of a sudden we get a thing saying that we have to call
AT&T because we can't use the line, the Comcast because it's in an easement.
I don't know if you know what an easement is, it goes all the way to streets out of
North Avenue.
Okay.
So from the edge of where the parking lot's gonna be to the easement, they have to directional
more underneath the street.
So then they don't tell us for three weeks later and then all of a sudden my boss is
like, hey, what the fuck's going on with this easement job?
Yeah, well he's like, what's going on with the underground for the data?
And I'm like, listen, it's done.
He's like, well now the GC is saying he didn't tell you to do it and you did it on your own.
And the fucking guy lied to the owner of my company.
Don't be a shady bitch, isn't that what life's all about?
I hate that shit.
Yeah, I'm gonna just have my guys, we're just gonna do some extra work for the fucking hell
of it.
Yeah, and I mean, listen, I gotta dig, we gotta put pipe in.
It's a lot of work.
And then I gotta fill it with stone, we had to core through the footing.
Nobody's just doing this on a whim.
No, you know what, people are just like, this guy's a grown man, don't fucking lie to me.
And then he's already lied to us once when we first started the job.
Damn.
Because there was a wall in the middle of, it's gonna be like a custard place, an Andes
custard.
Uh huh.
And then there was a wall in the middle where they put like their custard machines and all
this bullshit.
The guy fucking, we lay it out with this guy, he runs the tape measure, we're all there,
five of us.
And then it comes a foot off and he blames it on us.
He's like, I told those guys to measure off the column.
And they're like, motherfucker, you were holding the fucking tape, the measuring tape for us.
So then now one of the dude, the foreman goes in there and man just reams him out in front
of everybody.
And this is like a couple of weeks ago.
So then Wednesday comes by and I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting because I gotta dig
the new one and it's 150 foot.
Well now the guys are starting to bring it up.
You wanna hear something funny?
So I'm a non-union electrician.
I did work for the union for years.
And so, fucking scab.
Man I should fucking crop or god, you're right in the throat right now.
Let me tell you, the union's okay.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay is at its best.
So the fucking guys comes in the back, I'm digging my shit, I'm like I'm done waiting.
I can't do this.
These guys are dumping, like okay so there's grade and then they put black dirt on top.
If they put black dirt on top, I have to separate the black dirt with my excavator and put that
in one pile and then put the other dirt in it.
It's never gonna happen.
You know what I mean?
And then I get mad and I get frustrated.
So then the union guys say that they won't take our non-union dirt.
That's what he told me.
That is fucking so perfect.
So you know what I did already though?
I've already probably dumped three truckloads within their dirt and hit it, like buried
it in there and then mixed it all back up.
So then the guy was like this is way more dirt than we thought we had to truck out and
I'm like I don't know what you're talking about and then the owner of the company called
this guy and I'm like have him call me and I'll talk to him.
And like it's dirt.
In our contract it says you can't, we don't take the spoils out.
Yeah it's fucking dirt.
It's dirt.
It's clean dirt too, they sell it.
Yeah.
It's clean fill.
There's nothing in there that's bad.
Well.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah.
It's great.
Oh so then oh shit I didn't get to my story.
No.
So then the guy, so I'm talking with him.
You're doing the next 150 feet.
Yeah so I'm doing the next 150 feet and I do it because what we have to do is now we
need a print telling us that we can go ahead and do it.
Drag them their feet for three weeks.
I gotta be out and honk me next week doing my shit.
Right.
Like listen bud, I'm gonna do this and then he like runs over cause I'm digging it.
He's like did you get disapproved?
Did you get disapproved?
And Larry Man, listen I lost it.
The kid lost it.
Yelling.
I even pointed a finger at him for like 10 seconds.
Wow.
I don't do that.
Wow.
And I shouldn't have said what I said is I said I'm gonna burn this place down if you
make me move the pipes again.
Oh man.
And the problem was that all my guys were out there with me and then the other crew, there
was like six of my other guys, the other dudes I work with and it just turned into a laughing
fest and no one respects this guy.
So don't fucking lie.
We're all men.
We're all women.
We're all men.
And you know what's funny man.
I just rambled on.
I had this job in the 90s at this fucking place and it was like this, you know.
It was like the last job you had.
Yeah it was like it was like one of the first now that I think about it it was like a name
harvesting place for fucking catalogs and shit.
Yeah.
And I realized I'm walking around thinking everyone's as honest as I am.
I was, my dad kicked my ass.
Remember when I told you the story when you were jumping off the roof?
Well I never really lied again after that ass kicking and fucking.
So I'm walking around like an idiot thinking everyone's being real honest and I realized
all these motherfuckers are a bunch of liars and then they started lying and getting me
in trouble and shit and I eventually got fired from that joint.
Dude they'll throw you under the fucking bus at the whim of a fucking, you know what I
mean?
Yeah the top goes motherfuckers.
You would think that there's no such thing as like people just don't care anymore.
There's the quality of everything has gone down.
There's no honor.
People don't care if they're fucking lying and acting like a little baby or pussy.
Well see the problem is that.
Because everyone knows he's lying you guys had five people standing around watching him
say this shit.
Well no but the thing is he sent an email to his company saying that he never approved
for me to do that and all the guys are like and the thing is he sent that to the owner
of the company, my boss and then his other guy sort of like four other guys cc'd in it.
The owner of the company as soon as he gets it emails it to me and then I show it to everybody
and it's like oh this guy's a fucking liar and that's how you weed him out.
It's fucking Darwinism man.
Even the fucking herd of these people you can't trust anybody.
Even though Darwinism is completely fucking fake.
It's a thinning of the herd.
I know.
That's all I'm getting at.
Gaining of the herd and Darwinism are two different things.
That's why I keep my circle tight.
That's what your boyfriend says.
I like a little jelly on my butt hole.
Here you go Larry.
Man Amazon drivers are the craziest motherfuckers.
Have you noticed this?
Well, speaking of Amazon drivers, let me give John Kezdi the singer from great punk rock,
Chicago punk rock band the Effigies.
He just died a couple of days ago and he was riding his bike on Sheridan Road in Chicago
and he fucking whacked into or got whacked by a fucking Amazon truck and he died in the
hospital a couple days later.
He was 64, one of the fucking founders of punk rock in Chicago land as far as one of
the coolest band the Effigies.
His brother was in the naked ray guns.
Dude that's crazy how we just tied that in.
Yeah and it's fucking, you know, it's fucked up and I don't know if it was the driver's
fault or what happened.
I really don't know that part of the story but the guy was kind of like underground
pretty famous.
I ride a bike in the city.
You have to have a death wish.
You really do.
You know when he was into that shit he was in like, I think, he was in the riding bikes.
Yeah he was in like fucking six races in the last two years.
Oh he was one of those fun yolks.
Yeah he was way into it.
Those guys, listen man, RIP dude from the Effigies or whatever.
And fucking, he was assistant state's attorney or something.
Really?
Yeah in Holland Park or something.
Oh shit.
Something like that.
I'm sure you should have said that.
Yeah.
I would say, yeah he was a heavy guy.
He was a cool guy.
Sounds like it.
My buddy Leonard was friends with him.
Okay so get back to Amazon drivers.
I'm driving here.
Come up by the Walgreens.
You know when you turn left at the stop sign?
Yes I do.
Amazon driver pulled his truck right up in the left lane on the stop sign side and just
parked there.
Oh man.
And got out and did like two deliveries.
Well I want to tell you that.
So not even on the right hand side of the road.
That's what happened to John.
The thing was parked in the bike lane and just parked dead with no one in it I think.
He ran into it?
I think so.
I mean if you can't see an Amazon truck, it's right.
It's flashers on.
This guy had his flashers on.
But no these guys are fucking animals.
Like they get paid, I don't know if they get paid per package or per route or whatever.
They are, they don't keep, they're being constrained by Bezos.
Bezos.
I don't know, yeah I don't know if he still owns it.
He might have sold that shit.
Who knows.
But you know who works for Amazon now?
Mm-hmm.
Don Anford.
Shout out Wolf-Hoof.
He's like oh Larry it's like a real fucking job.
It's terrible.
I gotta sort these packages and shit.
I'm like wow you know.
You gotta use your brain for a minute.
Yeah.
You just can't not out talking about no one's art.
He was here today.
I fixed his guitar.
He did?
Wow.
He did his guitar?
His guitar.
Oh his guitar.
Oh he dropped it again right?
Yeah.
He needed it.
A hilarious.
He needed the new tuning peg.
Broke the tuner.
Yeah.
I had like, I have like 15 guitars that I have one guitar that's 57 years old and.
You haven't dropped it.
You've dropped it.
Well you've dropped it.
I've dropped it but to drop, to break the tuning pegs you really gotta be dropping it
in a way where you're playing it and you're not out and you just drop it down.
But I mean think about it.
So you've done that but only Don Anforth can make it hit that way twice.
The exact geometric, you know what I mean?
Like composition to make this horrible thing happen and you've done it.
And he doesn't know why.
And then he comes over and it's broken again.
I don't know what happened.
Well no, today the thing I fixed was the input jack.
Oh.
Because I gave him a little antony of a day.
That's what they call you and boys talent.
Yeah input jack.
Input jack.
And they, I gave him an amp and I'm thinking oh my god because he knows like one riff and
he really sucks and his neighbors would gotta be like, oh fuck man where did he get that
amp?
Yeah he might as well be playing Mexican music.
Yeah because before you know he's just playing on a fucking electric guitar that's not plugged
in.
You can barely hear it.
But now.
Now it sounds like a little light in there.
Boy I don't know about that.
No it's a chaos.
Sounds like more like the bullets in the china shop.
Our antlers is now dropping it every night.
Boom bang.
All these noises and shit.
It's like muddy water.
It's dropping that bitch.
That's worse than dropping your phone.
Oh yeah way louder.
It weighs like eight pounds or nine pounds.
Dang.
He doesn't even notice because he wakes up and he's like oh my guitar's out in the ground.
The feedback, that's what wakes him up.
After about a half hour the neighbors are probably like what the fuck is going on out
there.
That's great.
Hey man here's something fucking great that happened.
What's that great lyric?
Welcome to Chicago ladies and gentlemen.
So did you hear about the news crew that was out doing a fucking piece on Robbery's live
on location?
Yeah with her park.
And then they came up and stole their fucking equipment and robbed them.
Yeah robbed them at gunpoint.
It's not the first time.
No I know but it's just funny.
I mean listen we live in a democratic city.
What do you want to do?
Crime is prevalent.
We just let it go.
I guess that they were doing a story about fucking.
How about this you want to hear a crazy story.
So a man in LA ran through a red light at a hundred miles an hour and hid in Uber and
killed three people in the Uber and the driver survived.
But it was populosy so they let him go.
No this guy had an ankle bracelet on and he would murder someone who was on probation
for five years.
Oh man.
But so now you know what I hate to say this and maybe I'll say this but people that storm
the capital yeah how many years did they get.
The Proud Boys they were 17 years today.
It's fucking bullshit.
17 years this guy man murdered someone.
How much did Ray Epps get again.
How many years.
Seven I think it was.
He didn't get anything that's the fucking FBI operative the CIA guy.
Oh the dude they instigated.
The fucking Jag off.
But how about this man.
I don't know he threw me a curve ball and I swam.
I know this I tricked you that was a dirty trick.
It was.
Fucking this guy kills somebody so he's got an ankle bracelet he's out acting like a wild
man kills more people.
But why was he out for murder.
What did they give him like six months or he just got probation.
I mean or was his trial waiting.
What was going on.
They gave him an ankle bracelet and he was waiting on that.
Okay.
He's waiting on trial.
Yeah he's waiting on trial.
So this motherfucker should have been kind of probably locked up in between.
Where are you going to put him.
These are filled.
Nobody's fucking getting locked up man.
You want to go to Cook County and find out.
Maybe.
Here's the thing though man.
They're not.
These people are getting fucking put right back out.
Nobody's getting prosecuted.
Oh no cash bail.
Yeah so it's not that filled up man.
Maybe.
It's a lot more to the there's a lot more murders you think that are in Cook County.
But there's a lot that are not.
Yeah these are on ankle monitors.
That's real fucking out like fucking twizzlers man.
I remember when you had one.
I had one yeah for a while.
You're a criminal.
I was a criminal.
Fucking needles had an ankle bracelet.
So I sent a picture of that to Russ.
I sent a picture of us were out in the backyard partying and I did a double like a close up
of your foot and he's like oh needles has an ankle bracelet.
And he's like I'm like but this is from like last summer dude.
It's not right now.
I just take the box with me and plug it in everywhere.
He's in between bracelets right now.
That one was a fancy one.
Yeah.
It was just a tracker.
It wasn't an alcohol one or anything like that.
That I got caught up in a bum rap someone knocked me out.
Yeah I'm the highway too so it was fucking Illinois State Police.
They don't mess around.
So you didn't know who knocked you out.
I do know who knocked me out.
The guy who was in the car with me.
Oh yeah.
What the fuck man.
And then I went to his house to go fucking kill him and he moved.
That fucking sucks man.
Well he ripped a bunch of people off and you know whatever.
It wouldn't happen to be.
Literally fly by and I think I know who it was.
Yeah you definitely know who it was.
I could stand that fucker.
I mean yeah and that person.
I know who it was man.
And you know what and that person is involved in a huge crack addiction right now.
And I don't like to hear that.
I don't wish any bad thing on him but at the same time karma always gets you man.
And at the same time I wish he was a hunter man because then he would have no worries
and he would have lots of crack because here's the only bummer about a crack addiction.
You run out.
Yeah.
But if you have a fucking endless supply man and then you just stop when you're done.
Take a couple landing.
Take some landing gear sleep for a day or two and go right back at it.
Well not even that.
You know what I'm just saying when you ultimately quit at the end.
Oh when you hit rock bottom.
Yeah or you just say I'm done with this.
Well you gotta hit rock bottom.
Most people have to hit rock bottom.
Most people aren't just like hey this sucks.
I'm gonna stop smoking crack.
But here's the thing.
When I have money especially.
I quit before I was at rock bottom and it was weird because you know I knew this guy
that was a fucking endless shit.
And you just give it to you.
Yeah and so it was bad.
And I was like man I gotta fucking get away from this fucking guy.
And then after a while I got so paranoid that I was afraid of him and I thought he was gonna
kill me.
And one night I'm at Mary's house and shit and she walks by the window and I fucking
screaming and I'm like what are you doing.
He could be out there.
He could fucking you know.
And she's like dude you are freaking the fuck out.
You're paranoid and you're getting high.
I was like okay I'm done.
I can't.
I gotta fucking stop.
And then you started up a couple years later.
Another time I thought Don Anforth was carrying around a fucking duffel bag with a human head
in it.
And I was like wanting to get in there.
And you were a macho?
No I was just fucking thinking.
No maybe that's what he was doing.
But I didn't know who the was.
I was trying to think who haven't I not seen in a while and why is he guarding this duffel
bag so hard.
And I even had Mary thinking it too.
And yeah and so that was freaky.
Well yeah because he got drug induced psychosis.
Yeah of course he didn't have a head in the duffel bag.
No I mean I wouldn't put it past him.
Not 100% sure.
But at the same time this guy's got a loose cannon.
Who knows what he's got in there.
He just went in with a torso.
He seems more like a torso guy.
I don't think about heads like that though.
So then what the fuck were we talking about.
Ah shit.
Oh about that convict yeah.
It's you know it seems like the opposite of a communist regime right.
They're just letting these criminals walk free.
Yeah man how about this do you know that 2 million kids go missing in your world wide.
Yeah more than that.
Do you know the Planned Parenthood cells up.
They get seventy seven thousand dollars per barrel of baby blood.
I did not know that.
Yeah I mean.
And the body parts they part out for a lot more money than that too.
Wait a second how big of a baby are we talking here.
All the babies I'm talking about at Planned Parenthood.
Arms and legs.
I don't know if those are the parts they part out but maybe they're talking about innards
you know.
I don't know they didn't get into the specifics.
Well they do stem cells with that.
Maybe who knows.
And I mean.
There's also sick fuckers that are just taking the blood they're not like separating it by
type.
I don't think there's that much blood.
Dude.
Baby blood.
Yeah.
Dude we're talking about fetuses and shit.
It adds up man.
How many fetuses go make at 55.
I don't know man.
I mean we're talking about.
I don't want to know.
I mean and where do they store these.
You're fucking they got storage it's Planned Parenthood.
Because you gotta keep them chilled.
They got all the coolers.
Yeah they gotta all they fucking need.
I mean it doesn't say baby's blood on it.
I hope in like old English.
Yeah a barrel.
Baby's blood with an E at the end.
Yeah totally.
There you go.
Blood.
BLO.
You just wanted to state that.
I mean I'm more worried about fucking Oprah and Dwayne The Rock Johnson asking for donations
to Lahaina.
That's what I'm more worried about.
Billionaires asking people that have no money to donate.
That's what I'm worried about.
That is a fascist regime right there.
It sure fucking is.
I mean come on.
Why would you put these two fucking puppets in front of us.
Like they're both actors.
That's all they are.
They're pawns in another game.
Like you think that they are in control of what they're doing now at all.
People tell them what to do.
Yeah.
Hey as of 2020, A, A plus and A plus plus Adrenochrome on 100 milligrams sold for $1920.
Where'd you find this out?
From these documents.
What documents?
That me and Mr. X were going over.
B, B plus or B plus plus 100 milligrams goes for $1450.
Where can I get this?
Well I'll tell you.
B minus or below goes for 250 milligrams goes for $1100 to $1200.
Because I've always heard that.
And then the children that are producing B minus Adrenochrome, they get disposed of.
If you want to get this, you got to get a hold of the CYM organization.
But I always heard that Adrenochrome, you have to take it fresh.
Well these, they know how to fuck them.
I think this is synthetic.
No, no, they're not making, they don't use synthetic.
They use real good.
Yeah.
And they have ways of chilling.
But like I just said, it has to be taken.
And they got battery operated coolers and fucking refrigerators and warehouses and they
got like fake restaurants.
Would you do that?
No.
I don't think I could do that.
I would love to.
No, because here's the thing man, talk about evil.
You're doing something that someone's got to get tortured and scared and usually these
kids are getting beaten or fucked.
I want synthetic stuff.
I don't want that kind of shit.
Well if they had synthetic stuff, Needons, I would do it in a fucking hierarchy.
Exactly.
That's what I just said.
Oh, I thought you just meant actual.
No, I don't want it for a scared child.
No, I would never fucking do that.
I'm not a fucking monger.
But if it was fake.
Mongeral.
You know, synthetic.
Yeah, I'd fucking give it a fucking.
I'm just saying.
What do you do?
Sniff it, drink it, shoot it.
Liquid, we could probably bang it if you want.
I mean, you know, right in two near toes.
You know, he's fucking flying.
Yeah, I don't even know what the hell happened.
But they did in like what's that called Hunter S. Thompson, Las Vegas.
Right, they showed him sucking a little bit down in that movie.
And he took too much.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, thank you Larry.
And he took too much and he went into like a K-hole.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it might be like.
Which you're no stranger to.
No, I know, I'm kidding man.
No, no, I'm trying to think of how many.
We never K-hole without.
I'm gonna be serious.
I'm trying to think how many K- I've been in probably four or five K-holes.
Because no, we didn't do K-bumps a K back then.
We did rails.
I know, I know.
You know what I mean?
Or we inhaled it.
I would never want to do that, Monty.
Man, I was watching this thing in San Francisco.
Remember, we were talking about how you don't even need pipes or anything.
The Democrats are just blowing money on handing out pipes and syringes.
They sell the drugs in a tinfoil wrap.
All you do is unwrap it and smoke it.
Wow.
That's it.
So they send you, they sell you whatever you want to buy.
And just start smoking it right out of the container it came in.
And then you just unroll it.
The dope is in there and you just hit it.
Like when we were chasing the dragon the other day.
Oh, it was a B-ash.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know if it was a Bunk.
No, it got me a Riff.
I mean, I coughed my ass off and I was higher than a kite.
You know, you don't get off if you cough.
Yeah, but very hard to deal with.
It was watery.
Yes.
This guy, this kid Justin had this hash that he made and it was aged two years, man.
It was fucking good as shit.
And I rolled a gigantic joint out of it and I'm like, this isn't even going to burn
or work.
Yeah, it's fine.
It fucking worked.
And we passed it around at this party.
Like 20 people smoked off of it for like a half hour.
Nice.
Yeah.
That sounds good.
It was one of the best.
And it looked like it wasn't going to work.
It was all lumpy and bumpy.
Yeah, it wasn't in Rome though.
Yeah.
Well, if the hash is good too, it's just going to burn up and turn into ash.
Yeah, it was perfect.
It's not going to be, not going to hinder the progress of the marijuana.
He made it.
Yeah.
How about the Fruitcake Five fucking?
How about then?
Podcast, Strike Force Five.
What's that?
Jimmy Kimmel.
Okay.
Jimmy Fallon.
Stephen Colbert.
Colbert.
Seth Meyers.
And John Oliver, who I'll be honest with.
Wait a second.
That's a podcast?
Yeah.
All five of them do that.
Yeah.
These five assholes get together.
Man, let me tell you.
If I wanted my ears raped, I'd go to prison.
Yeah.
And they fucking cry about, you know, left wing shit.
How it's so difficult being rich.
Yeah.
Is that what they cry about?
Exactly.
You know?
How are you?
How they all bow down.
Jimmy Kimmel and all these people have told people to get vaccines.
Yeah.
It's like, who the fuck are you?
You're a TV personality.
Now you're a shill for the pharmaceutical company.
How much of a fucking kickback are you getting?
Jesus.
People can't see that.
Like, oh, Jimmy Kimmel told me to go get a fucking vaccination.
Right.
You gotta be out of your fucking mind.
So now I'm gonna go pump something that the FDA just approved that has no known, what,
94%, 95% survival rate on COVID.
Yeah.
More than that.
And people are still getting boosted.
It's like 99 points.
Okay, listen, there's a plus minus, so let's go with that.
Okay, so we'll say 99%.
But people are just, they'll just let, listen, I'm a guy who's had injected a lot of things
into his body.
Obviously.
I talked about the dope house that I used to go to where I would knock on the siding of
the house and a hand would come outside.
And he would, to ask for the money, I didn't say nothing.
It was like, thing.
Hand the money in.
Wasn't that thing?
Yeah, that was him.
From the Adams family, yeah.
Like, his hand would come out, I put the money in, it'd come back up.
It'd be great, hey.
Right back out and it'd be dope in it.
Man, dude, a brother comes out with a little box, he opens it and then the hand comes out
and you give the hand the money and he goes back in the box.
I'd rather have a monkey with a fez.
And then it comes out.
That would be hilarious.
Well, the dude coming out with the box could wear a fez.
Ooh, I'm going to bring a fez too this weekend.
You didn't bring it today.
Well, no, I didn't go to my parents' house.
Oh, okay.
Because, like I mentioned last week and Needle's brushed over very, very quickly that his
grandfather's, his blood grandfather is a, let me get that in there, blood grandfather
is a Freemason.
He was a Freemason.
The highest degree.
He was a Freemason.
He's not alive with this.
RIP Pop Pop.
RIP Pop Pop, Needle's Pop Pop.
He was the best man.
He worked for John Deere his whole life.
He was a Shriner that drove around in the little car.
Yeah.
And that's part, like the Dead Kennedys album cover.
You guys out there know what I'm talking about.
That was Needle's grandpa on that.
Yep.
I don't know which one is him.
Doing, I mean, doing weird.
Did he have a little like, those guys had like, what were they like, oldsmobile 88s
or cutlass?
Oh yeah.
No, no, Cadillacs, Cadillacs.
Is that what they had?
Always Cadillacs, man.
Well, I don't know if that's what they had on the Dead Kennedys one though.
No, the little cars they had.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what those were.
They were Shriner cars.
Yeah, but all they drove were Cadillacs, man.
Oh yeah.
Dude, she would be ripping heaters.
We probably talked about that with the window down like a quarter of an inch.
It'd be raining out.
Just being a brother fighting in the backseat.
I thought you and Jay got in love with cigarettes.
Oh yeah.
We were indoctrinated into it.
Oh man.
That's right though.
They told, they said they were good for you.
Dude, my grandma had a thing on her kitchen counter.
It was like a little wooden fucking box thing.
You know, almost like at the gas station, how they stack up and you pull out the bottom
one.
Yeah.
She had one of those, but it was fancy and made out of wood.
Not fancy, but it was for a home, not a gas station.
It was 50s cool or 60s cool.
Yeah, and it was, the cigarette packs came out.
My mom used to put them in the freezer.
So did my grandmother.
But you know, and then it was cool because it was very fucking easy to steal cigarettes
from my grandmother.
So let me tell you, my grandfather was a heavy smoker in a hard worker and ate red meat
and was a true bulletin American and he lived to like his late 80s.
Wow.
I thought you were going to say 37.
No.
Well, that wouldn't have made sense Larry.
I know.
But no, they had, so they bought a farm in Iowa.
Nice.
And Jay and I used to go there and they were like, here's guns.
Fun.
He just, Rome, just Rome.
They had like 10 acres.
And you guys never shot each other accidentally or.
No, we did shoot animals.
That's cool.
Yeah.
You got to learn, you know what I mean?
You have to disconnect yourself for it.
And then they taught us all psychopaths.
Well, they, well, I mean, we didn't do anything weird.
They skinned them and they ate them.
The animals you guys shot?
Yeah.
I thought you meant you were just shooting animals randomly.
No, no, no, squirrel, pheasant.
They had wild turkey.
So you're hitting these things with the thought in mind of eating it.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
It was from the land.
Like they had all these.
I thought you were just going out to kill.
They literally, if I showed you, oh, here's that man.
If I showed you where it lived, it was amazing.
It was a house to the right, another rancher's farm backed up to it.
And then to the left of his, his went on to another rancher.
And it was like, it was crazy.
It was like a quarter mile of woods in between his house and the pasture.
That they had like, so we would hunt in the woods in between there and it just went on.
And oh man, it was crazy.
It was very cool.
Wow.
You have to learn that stuff.
And even though, let me say, I haven't done it in so long, but if it's for food like
when I was like nine years old the last time you did it, maybe a little older, but you
know, taught us how to clean guns, taught us how to do stuff like that, like make a fire,
chop a tree down.
But to get, you know, like figure out like, you know, a little bit of stuff that people
don't learn how to teach on you.
Well, that's because your Freemason grandfather knew what the master plan was and he knew
that you're going to have to run to the hills someday and chop a tree down and kill someone.
Listen, he might have been a Freemason, but he loved this country.
I know, bro.
He loved this country.
And you know what?
I didn't say he did.
I loved it.
Don't you ever disparage him saying he wasn't an American?
He wasn't American.
I know he was.
And he fought in the war.
WW2?
Nice.
He was a fucking American.
An animal.
They don't make men like that anymore.
It's pretty sad.
When I was a little kid, there was this lady, Marge, that lived across the street from me
and she was real cool.
You know, I'm talking a little kid, like three, four years old.
And I remember her husband.
He was this guy.
He was in the fucking, he was in the Spanish, Indian.
American or Spanish American or Indian?
I remember the last one before WW1 when they were using horses still.
Okay.
It was like, I think it was this Spanish, like cavalry shit.
Yeah, that's what horses usually were used for.
Cavalry.
Yeah.
This motherfucker was old, man.
You remember this?
I didn't know, I didn't realize it at the time, but my dad told me later that this guy
was in the fucking Spanish American war.
I don't know if that's, I just spit something out.
So I don't know if that's the truth.
I don't know the timeline of that war, but.
It's 1800s.
Yeah.
It was in the 1800s.
So yeah, this motherfucker was...
So like 1890s.
Yeah, I mean, something like that or maybe even 1880s.
Except to figure how old were you?
I was like three, man.
So what year was that?
It was 53 fucking years ago.
So what year?
63, two?
69.
Oh, that's 63.
69, your favorite position when you go to Boys Town.
But so do you have to, so then just count back from that, Sucka?
If the guy doesn't mean...
You know, when you're a kid though, everybody seems older than they are.
Yeah, but this dude was in the fucking...
He was decrepit.
No, I don't know if he was decrepit, but he was in the fucking...
Like one foot in the grave.
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
Yeah, so...
They were old.
This lady looked like...
And look at this guy...
Spider-Man's aunt from the comic book.
And he probably smoked and drank and did all this shit and he was still alive.
You know what I mean?
Like nowadays...
That was the first place I ever had snow caps.
Chocolate with the white little things on them?
Yeah, non-perials or whatever.
No, man.
Pharrell's.
That is the worst snack ever.
Oh, dude, those are fucking good, man.
Yeah, hence why you have no teeth.
Fuck you, those are good.
I don't know about that.
I mean, there's so many other good candies out there.
Right?
Not back then in the Stone Age, bro.
Oh, come on.
They made everything with the stone.
I know you had the right of bike to get electricity.
You had your own Tesla coil.
Yeah, it was just like the Flintstones.
It was like Gilligan's Island, almost.
Yeah, your coconut phone.
You wish you were out there with Ginger.
And what was the other chicks named?
Marianne.
Yeah, they were both smoking hot.
They would never want nothing to do with you.
Now you got it who me?
Yeah.
I didn't ever, I mean, listen, man, we're on an island.
Where's the cops?
I started dope spotting.
All misogynistic.
I started dope spotting on that island.
Start of observance, you bitches.
Yeah, just you two.
Well, they ran into, I mean, it is very funny that that show ran on for a couple seasons.
I mean.
I think it was on for 32 seasons.
No, I don't think it was that long.
My God.
Now that's a Freemasons thing right there.
One more and it would have been.
Yeah, 33.
All right, Miss Gladys, calm down.
Fuck, man, you should have brought that fez.
I'm kind of pissed off.
I forgot about it until you mentioned it.
I said Sunday I'll bring it and I'm going to wear it too.
It is very, I mean, it is a relic of a pastime when things were wrong.
They were a lot better.
Like this thing, wait till I show you Larry, you're going to be jealous and you can't
wear it.
It's going to be my show.
I'll be honest with you.
Why is that?
I'm afraid of it.
Why are you afraid of it?
I'm not going to put it down.
With all your knickknacks and paddywacks in this room, you're afraid of that.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what I'm going to wear for our picture, man?
The guy Fox, you know, the anonymous face.
And you can wear the fez.
It'll be our, we go on tour.
Or you know what you could do?
We could just let you, what we could do is you could just take your shirt off and we'll
get like a grinder box and I'll be the monkey in the fez because you already look Iranian.
Actually we both need a fez.
A little really big little baby one for you.
No, for you.
You have to, because I have the normal man's one and you have the baby fez.
Why?
You're the one that's jumping around like a monkey.
You should be mason and training.
That's what it's going to say on it.
How do you even join the mason's?
I think you got to be a high fucking degrees 32 or 33 degree mason to even be a Shreiner.
And you got to like kill puppies and babies.
Hey, don't talk about my fucking pop, pop like that.
Hey man.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
Get in the way and there's no way out.
That's how it goes.
I'm going to tell you, I went to the lodge with them a couple of times.
I didn't get, I didn't get touched.
But these guys, they had a cigarette machine.
Of course they did.
And they had a bar and they would all sit and just drink.
And me and my brother would sit there and they would pay us to go get cigarettes from the
machine just like at the other place I used to go to.
Right, go fetch me a packet of cigarettes, boy.
Yeah, for a poll it was like a buck, you know what I mean?
They give you four, five quarters, six quarters.
You made 50 cents and we would just do a lick like that all the time.
Damn, that ain't bad.
Nah.
But these guys made money.
A lot of these guys were union, old school union guys.
Well, they had money, man.
And the only way you can get in it, I think, is if someone approaches you to join, you
can't go knock on the door and say, hey, I want to be a few days.
If you're an upstanding citizen, you got, I don't know, man.
And you have some sort of sway or pull it or you know what you're doing.
You got to have some kind of fucking.
A business owner.
They got to have something on you or you got to do something bad to a kid.
Well, that happens.
It doesn't happen at the beginning.
They get something on you.
You accidentally go into the.
Far.
You go to the bathroom that has cameras all over it and you go with someone who's a little
bit underage.
You go to the.
Yeah, you go.
I don't want to talk shit about the mason's.
So I don't know this.
We're just speculating.
Yeah, this is all a legend shit that we're fantasizing about.
You're fantasizing about what are you talking about?
Don't implicate yourself on anything.
I'm not fucking implicating myself.
I just said the guy's going to go into a bathroom with a child and you said, oh, yeah.
Oh, that's your story.
No, I'm telling my story now.
You know, you're at the hotel.
How do you feel about having sex with minors?
I think it's bad, dude.
Are you nuts?
I was going to show you a picture of yourself about West Virginia women minors.
Geez, it says a little presumptuous.
Larry, why would you say that?
Those chicks might be okay.
But anyway, here's what they would do, man.
You're in the hotel room with a couple of toots, you know, and then they come busting
in with cameras and they're like, okay, now we're going to fucking show this around.
No, they don't busting with cameras.
They already have him hidden in the room.
Larry, come on.
I've been like in old TV shows, brother.
Listen, the US government, the only thing the US government is good at surveillance.
Besides that, they don't know what they're doing.
How many fucking Psyops have they fucking fumbled?
How many handlers have lost their targets?
How many people have just fucked up?
How about this, though?
How many have they succeeded on?
How much bullshit do the people believe?
Well, we're Psyops of the moon landing where every motherfucker believes that or believed
that they either believed it at one time or believe it's still to this day.
How do they get a shot of it?
How do they get a shot of it leaving the moon?
It's impossible.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, come on.
It's impossible.
I think it was Mel Gibson or somebody I was looking at Twitter and it said something like,
53 years ago, today we left a photographer on the moon and it showed the lunar module
taking off.
Okay, bud.
Poor guy.
Yeah.
How did he get the film back, though?
That's the part I don't get.
How's he going to get through it?
Oh, okay.
Because there's, you know, as they're leaving, he's passing to them.
I'm going to die, but take this.
Well, they had the door open and they're like, suck it, bro.
You're not getting it.
Have a fun life for the rest of your 35 seconds.
Your boy fucking Putin.
That guy.
Whoo.
Let me tell you.
He's cool.
You don't mess with the, I don't know about that.
He's cool if you don't do, if you do what he wants you to do.
And that's how we're going to tie in and now go into space.
Because the satellite up in air quotes crashed into the moon and the head guy from the Russian,
I hit that, the Russian satellite program mysteriously died from mysterious causes.
For mercury poisoning.
I don't know if that was it, but yeah.
Well, no, they haven't given a cause of death yet, which I mean, how about that?
No, we think that he got away though.
Huh?
That's a no, that's a progo, progo, progo, progogia.
Progogia.
No, that guy got away.
I mean, come on.
Listen.
So yeah.
The moon shot goes awry and they shoot you in the head.
See now, Putin might be one of these guys that still believes that you can go to the
moon.
I don't know.
You would think that he's on the inside track.
What the fuck does Putin care about the moon?
They're in the middle of a war again air quotes.
I mean, these guys are sending, I mean, doesn't, isn't that seem a little bit far-fetched that
this country is spending all this money to send satellites to the moon and they're losing
this war?
Yeah, they sent this too.
They just sent, I believe they just sent like American, Chinese and Russian astronauts.
You know what they call that?
The Neapolitan.
Yeah.
I think they just sent six guys, two of each country, China, Russia, US to the space station
pool.
They should have got a better laugh and I don't like that.
Okay.
Keep going into the pool.
Yes.
You know, you can see the wires and you can see them.
No, no, I'm just saying.
So how bad is this war and how bad is, you know how bad this war is?
They were just giving them a hundred trillion dollars or a hundred billion dollars.
That's how bad this war is, Larry.
No, it's a fucking money laundering thing, man.
That's all it's going.
Money laundering?
We don't have any money.
What do you mean?
They're taking our money.
Fucking we laundered money.
Sending it to Ukraine and fucking taking it back in other ways, man.
And you think China's going to let this happen?
First of all, imagine being China.
Yeah, they're going to let this happen.
These fucking guys owe us trillions of dollars and they're just loaning out billions to Ukraine.
This is way bigger than you think it is.
China has to have to approve us to loan money to the Ukraine.
We just aren't willy-nilly being like, hey, China owns us.
We are on the precipice of a communist state.
That's what's going on.
We really are.
I know it.
I think we are communists.
I don't think we are communists.
I don't think we are.
To some extent, we just talked about this before.
I go to work.
You sit around the day you play guitar and smoke weed.
If this was China, Jesus Christ, your credit score would be zero.
They would not stand with this.
They'd come and lock you in your house, let you wean off weed and then make you work for
the man.
And what do you get?
50 cents maybe and then he gets the dollar?
It's coming.
Well, we're letting it happen.
It's not that it's coming.
We're just letting it happen.
History is written by the winners, man.
Yeah, you keep saying that.
It really is because if you look at every book, it's always put these guys in light.
History is already written.
Except the Rapinand King.
That's a crazy story.
No, dude, history is already written.
It's in the fucking Bible already.
It's all there.
Yeah.
I mean, now you sound like Nostradamus.
Well, you start predicting shit.
Nostradamus isn't the fucking guy.
I think he was like hanging out in a cave and there was like a natural gas coming up
and he was just seeing shit.
Like the Oracle and Greece.
Yeah.
They have those key I've just omitted some sort of.
He was fucking sucking in some hallucinatory gas.
Yeah, I mean.
Having some visions.
Who knows?
Or is it, I mean, kind of drugs?
I mean, all the people were on drugs back then.
Yeah.
Like they were just starting to figure them out.
Oh, Cochrane's great.
Drugs didn't start in the 60s in the fucking San Francisco.
No, they've been going on fucking.
We just talked about that with the opium war.
No, we didn't.
Oh, we didn't talk about China and the opium war?
No, man.
Which I think that's what's going, listen, I believe that's what's going on right now
is China's getting back at us for the opium wars when basically we, the British and us
forced.
The eight opium wars of 17, what year was that?
When they forced, what do you call it?
They forced opium on them.
China's like, we don't want this to destroy our country.
And they went to war over it.
They said, too bad, man.
This is a good guy.
They were buying it and selling it to their people.
And they opened up port.
In the 1830s.
They opened up Port in Hong Kong and that's a start and the war was centralized around
that.
So now, right.
And the people were enslaved by dope, by fucking opium.
And now their people were, yes, definitely.
And it took them 100, it took them hundreds of years maybe to get out of that.
Not hundreds because it happened in 1830.
Okay, 100 years.
100 years.
Maybe 100.
Maybe less.
But that's why, but they cracked down on the communist shit and just shut everybody
out.
But that's like what you're trying to say, what you forgot, you're trying to thought
is that's why they're shipping all this fentanyl to us.
No, I was gonna say that next.
I was waiting for your comment.
Oh, I thought you just fucking dried up.
We talked about this, that they, so China has the precursors to make these chemicals.
China has fentanyl.
They're busting it at an all time high.
I mean, there's nothing real anymore.
They're getting back and now in true fashion, it's spreading, listen, it was just centralized
in China.
They're spreading it throughout the world now.
What do you mean?
The people in China aren't fucking doing fentanyl.
No, no, they're spreading it across the world.
It's in the United States, it's in Canada, it's in Europe.
And I mean, think about that.
Because they don't have a market for it there because if you fuck around drugs there, they
will kill you.
They're indoctrinating it into everything.
It's going into anything.
Cocaine.
You know, it's not, they're not even, it's meant to kill people.
Yeah.
It's not meant to get people high because if it was pure, it would be great.
So it is, man, fucking more people.
They're systematically taking out the middle class.
I want to say more people died a year on fentanyl in the last couple of years.
2000, last year in Cook County.
No, I'm talking about a year in the country.
They said it was 100,000.
100,000.
100,000 deaths from overdoses and shit or what?
106,000 or something.
It's been a lot.
We've lost a lot of people to overdoses.
I mean, and so that's more people that got killed in the Vietnam war.
In a country that's so...
In the whole fucking time.
In one year, more of our fucking youth drops from dope than the entire Vietnam fucking war.
In a country that's so heavily reliant on pharmaceuticals and drugs and street drugs,
we consume, we're a gluttonous country.
We love drugs, all kinds of it.
That's coming from a point of view from a gluttonous druggy though.
Oh, well, quit looking at yourself in the mirror.
But you know what it's like.
I do know what it's like.
And I was watching that thing about the cartels, about how they don't even want to fuck with
fentanyl because it's killing the customers.
And China's pointing the finger at them, making it look like they have all these clandestine
labs and shit.
I remember fucking 10 years ago the fentanyl was starting to seep in.
Yeah, but not like it is now.
No, now it's nothing.
Now it's a fucking epidemic.
The last few...
I haven't gotten high in years, man.
Well, you're smoking a joint right now.
I'm talking about drugs.
Oh, yeah, you're smoking a joint right now.
Okay.
I haven't fucking done heroin or anything like that in years.
Very many, you know, at least four years or more.
And fucking...
The last time I was partying, man, there was no dope in there at all.
It was 100% straight fentanyl.
Well, they have to cut it with something.
It can't be the right idea.
Well, yeah, but I'm just saying the main ingredient was fentanyl.
It wasn't like...
But you had a tolerance to it also.
Yes, but...
They were sneakily putting it into the supply.
But they already had the whole fucking city of Chicago weaned over to it, practically.
It's easy.
You can buy fentanyl and mix it up yourself.
Yeah.
You know?
You can buy it off the fucking internet and China will ship it to an address.
It's not that difficult.
You don't need to go on the dark web.
I don't condone this stuff because this stuff will kill you.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, it's easily accessible.
I'm glad I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I mean, you can get anything off the internet, right?
Yeah, but I wouldn't expect...
You gotta pretty much be a scientist, though.
How are you gonna make this?
You're gonna mix all that shit.
You think you're gonna do that at home and fucking...
You know?
Yeah.
People will dish it out.
I mean, come on.
These people have nothing to do but make money off of drugs.
They figure out...
Listen, like, crack.
All of a sudden, crack came out of nowhere.
Well, I don't know if it came out of nowhere.
Well, on the streets, it came out of nowhere.
It came out hard, yeah.
I mean, when we talk about Iran, Contra, and Ali North, and Reagan, and fucking...
I mean, come on.
So now these people are trying...
They have to make it work.
You know?
Here's this.
This is what you get.
We're not giving you heroin anymore.
No, you're gonna be doing this.
You need to learn how to do this if you want to make money.
And guess what people do with no other options?
The person that has nothing to lose is the person you have to watch out for.
You know?
That's right, motherfuckers.
So watch yourself around me.
Who, me?
Man, I'm gonna choke you out on Tuesday.
See how things go.
That's right.
You'll see.
You'll see how things go.
You wanna do a shout-out?
Yeah, I wanna give a shout-out to Tiffany Woodcock, first and foremost.
She's fucking cool, man.
I had a little talk with her the other day.
Nice.
Also, Helena and Harmony, my cats are the best, you know?
No filter, Frank, Ross, Matt, Chris, no shirt.
Hey, hope you're feeling better, Chris, man.
Love you, miss you.
I talked to Chris.
Chris had a surgery the other day.
He had an eye surgery.
Get better soon, brother.
Yeah, he's in the commie as soon as he's able.
Zodiac, Haskell, Chrissy, Luanne, Becky, Sherry, Mary, Jay, Clara, of course, the only
fans, girls.
Mr. Axe.
Shout-out, Mr. Axe.
Me and Mr. Axe got into some heavy shit.
About what?
About all this.
We were looking at some information, and I think I'm gonna have a whole special show
about it.
What kind of information?
No, come on.
You can't be so fucking vague.
I don't wanna blow it for everybody.
No, let me tell you.
You've already done that before.
And don't forget, if you got a problem.
We'll solve it.
The stairs, Tom's Free Clinic will always be there for you.
Give me one second.
If your fanny got destroyed by a dude named Roy, call Tom's Free Clinic.
Tom's is, like I said, really good service there.
He's a good guy, Tom.
You can tell him, you can tell him later.
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Oh, he needs to open a barber shop.
You gotta make appointments for the dog and the vet.
Oh, is that a walk-in?
Walk-ins aren't accepted?
Maybe.
Maybe for the dog, yeah, to get it groomed.
The lady's gotta be there, that cuts the dogs here.
But Tom himself is a really cool guy, and he really knows what he's doing.
He's been a doctor for many, many years.
And a vet, and a mechanic.
He's a triple threat.
He got his doctor in license in the West Indies.
He's almost, what's that called, when you went to Tony, or was it Tony and Oscar?
Yeah.
Oh, what the fuck?
Ah, shit.
Egot.
And Emmy, Grammy, and Oscar, and a Tony.
Woo!
There we go, baby.
That shit's off.
He's like the Egot of veterinarians.
Yeah.
So that's all right, though.
I bought an actual Tony or Oscar or any of those things.
Emmy, that shit is all so dumb.
Here's the thing.
Boring shit.
First of all, it's all fixed on whatever shit they push the most, and that's the thing
that makes the most money.
They see where the people are headed.
They see what shit, by what shit they provide, they see what people are attracted to the
most.
Oh, by the demographics.
Yeah, then they throw the most money at that, and then at the end of the year, that's the
one they give the Grammy to, or that's the one that gets the Oscar.
You know what?
And once, of course, a movie like, say, The Sound of Freedom or The Sound of Freedom, that
one will blow everything away at the box office, but they'll misreport it, and they won't give
that thing any credit, and that will never win an Oscar because it's got a positive message.
Well, I don't know about positive message, but it just exposes what's the...
What's going on, yes.
But it also doesn't have the satanic Hollywood message behind it, and that's one of the important
things for them to have.
They gotta have that, and that's why they put them out.
Have you even thought about Hollywood one time since you've gone, since this has happened?
No.
Yeah, either of I.
Well, you know what, here's the last time I thought...
You want to be involved in that shit, then be involved in that shit, but now it's your
turn to eat a dick and eat a dick.
Yeah.
So what you're gonna do, it's gonna shut these companies down, it's gonna send them
out, other people are gonna go out, start making their own projects, start doing grassroots
shit, get public funding for good movies, and that's what we need.
Do you need another fucking Marvel movie or an Avengers movie?
No, Mr. Rex has a rule.
It's like, if it's slick and it doesn't look like it's homemade and they didn't try and
ban it, then it's probably bullshit, and it's probably not that good.
It's a propaganda.
Yeah.
Oh, it is.
No matter what.
Yeah.
Listen, I love a good movie.
I really do.
There's nothing better.
I like taking my kid to the movies.
I like...
No, but not just movies, but I'm talking about, even if you're looking at information online
and stuff, if it looks like it's too slick and too perfect, it's probably...
Yeah, like Wikipedia.
Yeah.
It's edited by fans.
Everybody adds onto it.
It's fucking censored by...
No, I'm just saying.
It's just edited by...
Brother.
It's just edited by someone who thinks they know something.
Editing and censoring those two different things.
But yeah.
I understand the difference between editing and censoring your ass clown.
I don't think you do.
I think you're gonna have a fucking half hour class after this episode is over in the kitchen.
Yeah, well, I work your neck and your ribs over.
Half hour class.
You're Larry's master class on fucking editing.
And censoring.
Well, I mean, I just put tape over your mouth.
That'd be the best thing to censor you.
I ain't gonna sit for that, Jack.
You'll kneel for it, actually.
Yeah, okay.
Uh-huh.
Commie bastard.
Let me tell you, you don't want to mess with Putin, though.
Hey, man.
That guy is just an animal.
First rule.
Who does what he wants in Fight Club?
Be nice to mommy.
Second rule.
I don't know what that's code for.
Second rule.
Don't talk to commies.
I'm talking about the Ramones, man.
They wouldn't like this commie shit that's going on.
I'm sure Joey Ramone and Johnny Ramone are rolling in their fucking graves right now.
It's tough when you're all bones.
All of them.
Deedee probably wouldn't be rolling because he probably should care less.
Right.
He'd be in San Francisco wandering around.
Do you know what?
Those guys really didn't give a fuck.
They really don't care.
They wouldn't make it right now.
They definitely wouldn't make it.
No, they wouldn't make it now.
Nobody would.
But they did give a fuck.
They did better as much back then.
Yeah.
Well, the world was their world.
It was a different fucking time, bro.
It definitely was.
I mean, shit, we're old.
It's funny that you say that it was like old fucks when you say that.
No, but that's even an older time.
That's even before our time I'm talking about.
Travis Dees have been going on our whole life.
Which one are you going to pick out and investigate?
The other guy that you forgot on the list of leaders that killed their opponents was
Edie Amin.
No, he was down there.
You didn't say him.
I must not have, then.
Well, I'm sorry that I didn't acknowledge a dictator that killed his people.
Man, he's going to feel, his family is going to feel left out.
You know, they're one of the, what do you call, excluded people.
They feel like they're exiled.
Not exiled.
You know what they say, they don't feel included.
Not inclusive.
They're going to feel not included.
Yes, don't be so non-inclusive.
I mean, you named all the other guys.
I'm sorry.
His family's probably going to sue you now.
They'll feel bad.
Who's buck coming for Larry and Edel's LLC?
When they hear the last episode, they're going to be like, why didn't they talk about
grandpa, Edie?
I'm sure they want to distance themselves from him as much as they can.
Don't you think so, Larry?
His great grandson is probably showing his friends, check out this cool sword I got.
Look at this fucking awesome hat, and they're fucking around with it.
The mother comes in yelling, put that shit down, you little commie bastard.
I don't know if she says that, but some to that effect, you know.
All right.
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Oh shit, that's what I was looking up.
This motherfucker, he's such a...
Two weeks from now on Monday, we're going to do a 9-11 episode.
All right, 9-11 episode.
We're going to honor the dead in the best way we can by trying to expose the truth.
Yeah, and it's going to be a good one because...
So just to give you a heads up, if you're into it, awesome.
If you're not into it, awesome.
We did a lot of studying for this.
Yeah, well, we're going to keep on doing it in the next two weeks.
I plan on...
I'm going to have notes.
I already started writing notes.
I got stuff in my notebook.
We went to Tom's night school fucking crash course.
Oh, now he has a night school.
Man, you're really running this bit dry, aren't you?
We went to his night school class at the local high school about the crash course in 9-11.
Local high school?
Yeah, you know.
One time I went to a class with my mom at night and she was scared to go to Lake Park
and she's like...
Because it was night school and she's like, will you take this computer class with me?
Yeah, because you were a biter.
She didn't have to worry.
Here's the funny part though, man.
It was so fucking long ago.
Pillow biter.
It was like...
Floppy death.
Yeah.
All the fucking shit they showed you.
That's the rage back then, right?
God, I remember the first time I looked at porn on the internet.
I was like, oh, jeez.
It wasn't even porn.
It was just a picture of a naked lady.
Uh-huh.
I was like, oh my God.
We have...
We've found...
I have found my zen moment.
We've found Nirvana.
I was there.
Fucking needles couldn't stop whacking his meat since.
Oh, let me tell you.
I tugged my root.
They were going on style.
Fucking low life.
Oh, I'm in low life because I masturbate.
All right, let's end this bitch.
Chronically, that's the part that makes you a fucking weirdo.
All right.
Yeah, thank you so much for listening.
It's really...
It's been great.
And I really do appreciate it.
And I want to just say have a great evening or day or whatever fucking time of the day
you're listening to this shit.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Nido.
Let me in need of you