1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,440 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,920 And the Needles. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,920 And the Needles. 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,920 And the Needles. 5 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:13,920 And the Needles. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,920 And the Needles. 7 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:22,600 All right, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, at the Larry and Needles show. 8 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,600 I'm Larry. 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,600 And I'm Needles. 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,000 How the hell are you, man? 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,240 I'm doing pretty fucking good, Larry. 12 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,600 And also, I'd like to know how you people are doing out there. 13 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,600 Oh, that's good. 14 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,600 I'm seeing this just you and I. 15 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,600 I'm having a spiritual awakening. 16 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,600 Nice. 17 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,320 Uh, it's about time. 18 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:45,360 Well, I've always been spiritual, but I'm starting to pray every day. 19 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:46,360 That's good. 20 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,840 When I wake up in the morning, you know, I'm grateful. 21 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,640 I don't pray for things I need or want. 22 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:52,640 That's good. 23 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,960 I just pray for, you know, something to, you know, maybe loving, caring. 24 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,360 Don't fucking freak out. 25 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:01,120 But this ties into another incident, so I'm just going to keep on doing that, which is 26 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,560 funny because I started doing it like Monday. 27 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,560 What, what? 28 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,560 Life is hard, man. 29 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,560 What's spurred it on, my day? 30 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,760 You don't want to tell me you don't have to. 31 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,920 No, it's nothing like that. 32 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:18,520 It's just that sometimes, you know, you get the points in your life when you realize there 33 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,720 is something bigger and better than you out there. 34 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,200 Oh, yeah, bro. 35 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,200 And you have to acknowledge it, right? 36 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,520 Because I'm not doing foxhole prayers, let me say. 37 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,520 You know what I mean? 38 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:32,440 I'm not getting pulled over and I got a fucking jab on me and say, oh, Jesus, don't let the 39 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,440 sheriff find this in my butt. 40 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,360 If he doesn't get your breathalyzer, I'll never drink again. 41 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,360 Exactly. 42 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,360 No, I'm not doing foxhole prayers. 43 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,160 I mean, let me tell you, I'm already in the shit right now. 44 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,160 You know what I mean? 45 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,160 I'm in the middle of a lit, not litigation, but I'm in the middle of a case, shall we 46 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,160 say. 47 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,960 Your foxhole is flooding and you're stepping over fucking dead bodies. 48 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:51,960 No, no, no. 49 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,800 My foxhole has barely any water in it. 50 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:55,800 These feet are pretty likely. 51 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,800 Little blood? 52 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,400 So yeah, wow. 53 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,120 I mean, collateral damage, right? 54 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,120 Right. 55 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:06,040 So I started doing praying in the morning, trying to get a little bit more connection 56 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,000 with myself because it does center me. 57 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,640 Yeah, it's good, man. 58 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,160 It's very grounding. 59 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:18,600 So fucking, I need to stop coughing so much, but so I'm an electrician and I do work. 60 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,640 So there's a lot of hard fucking warehouse language at the job site. 61 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,640 Yeah, a lot. 62 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:24,640 Let me tell you. 63 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:28,240 F-bombs per minute is very crazy where I work. 64 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,240 High numbers. 65 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:33,560 I mean, you could not swing a dead cat without an F-bomb in one second. 66 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:43,800 So I've been doing my thing, trying to just center myself and sure shit, whoever up there 67 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,840 or whatever down here creates a situation. 68 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,840 So I'm on a job site and I run the site cruise. 69 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,600 That means we do all the underground, we bring power to the buildings, we dig and stuff 70 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,240 like that. 71 00:02:55,240 --> 00:03:04,040 And so I do this piece of work from one point of the building outside a fence line to dig 72 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,240 like, lay like 250 feet of pipe. 73 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,080 Everybody tells me it's okay. 74 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,680 You know what I don't like in life? 75 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,680 Liars. 76 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,680 So who lied? 77 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,240 I really don't like liars. 78 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,320 The GC, the general contractor. 79 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:20,280 So they said everything's cool, it looks good and then someone fucking reamed you out or 80 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,280 something? 81 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,280 No, no, it does not work like that. 82 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,800 I have carte blanche at my company. 83 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:28,720 I mean, let me tell you, I'm a trusted employee, I've been there for five years. 84 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:33,880 So the dude from Comcast comes out and says, hey, we want the pipe from here to here. 85 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:38,320 All right, all my guys are standing around, there's four of us, they all hear this. 86 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:43,400 All right, we start digging it out, we put it in the ground, it's like 250 feet. 87 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,120 You gotta dig two foot into the ground from grade. 88 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,480 So we lay the pipe in, we get it all set up for them. 89 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:57,560 So then two weeks go by and all of a sudden we get a thing saying that we have to call 90 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:05,400 AT&T because we can't use the line, the Comcast because it's in an easement. 91 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,480 I don't know if you know what an easement is, it goes all the way to streets out of 92 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:09,480 North Avenue. 93 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,480 Okay. 94 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:15,640 So from the edge of where the parking lot's gonna be to the easement, they have to directional 95 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,200 more underneath the street. 96 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:23,480 So then they don't tell us for three weeks later and then all of a sudden my boss is 97 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:27,360 like, hey, what the fuck's going on with this easement job? 98 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,040 Yeah, well he's like, what's going on with the underground for the data? 99 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,640 And I'm like, listen, it's done. 100 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:38,280 He's like, well now the GC is saying he didn't tell you to do it and you did it on your own. 101 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:43,120 And the fucking guy lied to the owner of my company. 102 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,400 Don't be a shady bitch, isn't that what life's all about? 103 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,560 I hate that shit. 104 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:51,080 Yeah, I'm gonna just have my guys, we're just gonna do some extra work for the fucking hell 105 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,080 of it. 106 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,640 Yeah, and I mean, listen, I gotta dig, we gotta put pipe in. 107 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,640 It's a lot of work. 108 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,360 And then I gotta fill it with stone, we had to core through the footing. 109 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,200 Nobody's just doing this on a whim. 110 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:05,200 No, you know what, people are just like, this guy's a grown man, don't fucking lie to me. 111 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:09,320 And then he's already lied to us once when we first started the job. 112 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:10,320 Damn. 113 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,760 Because there was a wall in the middle of, it's gonna be like a custard place, an Andes 114 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:14,760 custard. 115 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:15,760 Uh huh. 116 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,600 And then there was a wall in the middle where they put like their custard machines and all 117 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,600 this bullshit. 118 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:24,480 The guy fucking, we lay it out with this guy, he runs the tape measure, we're all there, 119 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,000 five of us. 120 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,880 And then it comes a foot off and he blames it on us. 121 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:33,120 He's like, I told those guys to measure off the column. 122 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:40,680 And they're like, motherfucker, you were holding the fucking tape, the measuring tape for us. 123 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:47,840 So then now one of the dude, the foreman goes in there and man just reams him out in front 124 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:48,840 of everybody. 125 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,080 And this is like a couple of weeks ago. 126 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:55,680 So then Wednesday comes by and I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting because I gotta dig 127 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,400 the new one and it's 150 foot. 128 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,320 Well now the guys are starting to bring it up. 129 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,800 You wanna hear something funny? 130 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,280 So I'm a non-union electrician. 131 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:08,160 I did work for the union for years. 132 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,600 And so, fucking scab. 133 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,520 Man I should fucking crop or god, you're right in the throat right now. 134 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,200 Let me tell you, the union's okay. 135 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,720 That's all I'm saying. 136 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,040 Okay is at its best. 137 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:26,120 So the fucking guys comes in the back, I'm digging my shit, I'm like I'm done waiting. 138 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,160 I can't do this. 139 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:33,000 These guys are dumping, like okay so there's grade and then they put black dirt on top. 140 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:38,000 If they put black dirt on top, I have to separate the black dirt with my excavator and put that 141 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,040 in one pile and then put the other dirt in it. 142 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,040 It's never gonna happen. 143 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,040 You know what I mean? 144 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,680 And then I get mad and I get frustrated. 145 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:50,040 So then the union guys say that they won't take our non-union dirt. 146 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:54,800 That's what he told me. 147 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,800 That is fucking so perfect. 148 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,560 So you know what I did already though? 149 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:02,640 I've already probably dumped three truckloads within their dirt and hit it, like buried 150 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,320 it in there and then mixed it all back up. 151 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,760 So then the guy was like this is way more dirt than we thought we had to truck out and 152 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,120 I'm like I don't know what you're talking about and then the owner of the company called 153 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,520 this guy and I'm like have him call me and I'll talk to him. 154 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,120 And like it's dirt. 155 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,280 In our contract it says you can't, we don't take the spoils out. 156 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,840 Yeah it's fucking dirt. 157 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,920 It's dirt. 158 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,920 It's clean dirt too, they sell it. 159 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:25,920 Yeah. 160 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:26,920 It's clean fill. 161 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,120 There's nothing in there that's bad. 162 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,120 Well. 163 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,120 Isn't that funny? 164 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,120 Yeah. 165 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,120 It's great. 166 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,200 Oh so then oh shit I didn't get to my story. 167 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,200 No. 168 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,680 So then the guy, so I'm talking with him. 169 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,400 You're doing the next 150 feet. 170 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:44,000 Yeah so I'm doing the next 150 feet and I do it because what we have to do is now we 171 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,600 need a print telling us that we can go ahead and do it. 172 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,920 Drag them their feet for three weeks. 173 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,600 I gotta be out and honk me next week doing my shit. 174 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,600 Right. 175 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:56,120 Like listen bud, I'm gonna do this and then he like runs over cause I'm digging it. 176 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,480 He's like did you get disapproved? 177 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,840 Did you get disapproved? 178 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,280 And Larry Man, listen I lost it. 179 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,160 The kid lost it. 180 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,160 Yelling. 181 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,720 I even pointed a finger at him for like 10 seconds. 182 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,720 Wow. 183 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,720 I don't do that. 184 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:09,720 Wow. 185 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:13,600 And I shouldn't have said what I said is I said I'm gonna burn this place down if you 186 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,920 make me move the pipes again. 187 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:16,920 Oh man. 188 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:22,040 And the problem was that all my guys were out there with me and then the other crew, there 189 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:27,440 was like six of my other guys, the other dudes I work with and it just turned into a laughing 190 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,360 fest and no one respects this guy. 191 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,040 So don't fucking lie. 192 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,040 We're all men. 193 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,440 We're all women. 194 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,440 We're all men. 195 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,440 We're all men. 196 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,440 We're all men. 197 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,440 We're all men. 198 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,440 We're all men. 199 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,440 We're all men. 200 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,440 We're all men. 201 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,440 And you know what's funny man. 202 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,440 I just rambled on. 203 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,440 I had this job in the 90s at this fucking place and it was like this, you know. 204 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,440 It was like the last job you had. 205 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,280 Yeah it was like it was like one of the first now that I think about it it was like a name 206 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,880 harvesting place for fucking catalogs and shit. 207 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:51,880 Yeah. 208 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:58,080 And I realized I'm walking around thinking everyone's as honest as I am. 209 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,920 I was, my dad kicked my ass. 210 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,400 Remember when I told you the story when you were jumping off the roof? 211 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:08,720 Well I never really lied again after that ass kicking and fucking. 212 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,400 So I'm walking around like an idiot thinking everyone's being real honest and I realized 213 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:16,560 all these motherfuckers are a bunch of liars and then they started lying and getting me 214 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,480 in trouble and shit and I eventually got fired from that joint. 215 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,880 Dude they'll throw you under the fucking bus at the whim of a fucking, you know what I 216 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:23,880 mean? 217 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,120 Yeah the top goes motherfuckers. 218 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:36,360 You would think that there's no such thing as like people just don't care anymore. 219 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,920 There's the quality of everything has gone down. 220 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:39,920 There's no honor. 221 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:43,840 People don't care if they're fucking lying and acting like a little baby or pussy. 222 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:44,840 Well see the problem is that. 223 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:49,560 Because everyone knows he's lying you guys had five people standing around watching him 224 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:50,560 say this shit. 225 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:55,240 Well no but the thing is he sent an email to his company saying that he never approved 226 00:09:55,240 --> 00:10:01,640 for me to do that and all the guys are like and the thing is he sent that to the owner 227 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:08,640 of the company, my boss and then his other guy sort of like four other guys cc'd in it. 228 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:15,320 The owner of the company as soon as he gets it emails it to me and then I show it to everybody 229 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:20,080 and it's like oh this guy's a fucking liar and that's how you weed him out. 230 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,320 It's fucking Darwinism man. 231 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:27,160 Even the fucking herd of these people you can't trust anybody. 232 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:31,800 Even though Darwinism is completely fucking fake. 233 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,800 It's a thinning of the herd. 234 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,800 I know. 235 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,800 That's all I'm getting at. 236 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,080 Gaining of the herd and Darwinism are two different things. 237 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,040 That's why I keep my circle tight. 238 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,920 That's what your boyfriend says. 239 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,440 I like a little jelly on my butt hole. 240 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:49,000 Here you go Larry. 241 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,440 Man Amazon drivers are the craziest motherfuckers. 242 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,440 Have you noticed this? 243 00:10:52,440 --> 00:11:02,040 Well, speaking of Amazon drivers, let me give John Kezdi the singer from great punk rock, 244 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,360 Chicago punk rock band the Effigies. 245 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:12,320 He just died a couple of days ago and he was riding his bike on Sheridan Road in Chicago 246 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:19,640 and he fucking whacked into or got whacked by a fucking Amazon truck and he died in the 247 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,640 hospital a couple days later. 248 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:27,480 He was 64, one of the fucking founders of punk rock in Chicago land as far as one of 249 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,720 the coolest band the Effigies. 250 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,600 His brother was in the naked ray guns. 251 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,280 Dude that's crazy how we just tied that in. 252 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:38,600 Yeah and it's fucking, you know, it's fucked up and I don't know if it was the driver's 253 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,960 fault or what happened. 254 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,680 I really don't know that part of the story but the guy was kind of like underground 255 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,680 pretty famous. 256 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680 I ride a bike in the city. 257 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,680 You have to have a death wish. 258 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,680 You really do. 259 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:51,120 You know when he was into that shit he was in like, I think, he was in the riding bikes. 260 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,760 Yeah he was in like fucking six races in the last two years. 261 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,760 Oh he was one of those fun yolks. 262 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,480 Yeah he was way into it. 263 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:04,120 Those guys, listen man, RIP dude from the Effigies or whatever. 264 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:09,760 And fucking, he was assistant state's attorney or something. 265 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:10,760 Really? 266 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,760 Yeah in Holland Park or something. 267 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,760 Oh shit. 268 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,760 Something like that. 269 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:15,760 I'm sure you should have said that. 270 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,760 Yeah. 271 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,400 I would say, yeah he was a heavy guy. 272 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,400 He was a cool guy. 273 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,400 Sounds like it. 274 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,720 My buddy Leonard was friends with him. 275 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,040 Okay so get back to Amazon drivers. 276 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:29,160 I'm driving here. 277 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,160 Come up by the Walgreens. 278 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,400 You know when you turn left at the stop sign? 279 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,400 Yes I do. 280 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:41,680 Amazon driver pulled his truck right up in the left lane on the stop sign side and just 281 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,680 parked there. 282 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,680 Oh man. 283 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,400 And got out and did like two deliveries. 284 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,840 Well I want to tell you that. 285 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,760 So not even on the right hand side of the road. 286 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,160 That's what happened to John. 287 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:54,960 The thing was parked in the bike lane and just parked dead with no one in it I think. 288 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,960 He ran into it? 289 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:56,960 I think so. 290 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,480 I mean if you can't see an Amazon truck, it's right. 291 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,680 It's flashers on. 292 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,000 This guy had his flashers on. 293 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,760 But no these guys are fucking animals. 294 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:09,600 Like they get paid, I don't know if they get paid per package or per route or whatever. 295 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,000 They are, they don't keep, they're being constrained by Bezos. 296 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Bezos. 297 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,680 I don't know, yeah I don't know if he still owns it. 298 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,360 He might have sold that shit. 299 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,360 Who knows. 300 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,760 But you know who works for Amazon now? 301 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,760 Mm-hmm. 302 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,760 Don Anford. 303 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,760 Don Anford. 304 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,760 Shout out Wolf-Hoof. 305 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:29,000 He's like oh Larry it's like a real fucking job. 306 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 It's terrible. 307 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,680 I gotta sort these packages and shit. 308 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,280 I'm like wow you know. 309 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,720 You gotta use your brain for a minute. 310 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,720 Yeah. 311 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,360 You just can't not out talking about no one's art. 312 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,360 He was here today. 313 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,360 I fixed his guitar. 314 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,360 He did? 315 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,360 Wow. 316 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,360 He did his guitar? 317 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,360 His guitar. 318 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,360 Oh his guitar. 319 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,360 Oh he dropped it again right? 320 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,360 Yeah. 321 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,360 He needed it. 322 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,360 A hilarious. 323 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,360 He needed the new tuning peg. 324 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,360 Broke the tuner. 325 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,360 Yeah. 326 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:58,200 I had like, I have like 15 guitars that I have one guitar that's 57 years old and. 327 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,200 You haven't dropped it. 328 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,200 You've dropped it. 329 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,200 Well you've dropped it. 330 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,600 I've dropped it but to drop, to break the tuning pegs you really gotta be dropping it 331 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:10,000 in a way where you're playing it and you're not out and you just drop it down. 332 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 But I mean think about it. 333 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:17,000 So you've done that but only Don Anforth can make it hit that way twice. 334 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,040 The exact geometric, you know what I mean? 335 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:25,160 Like composition to make this horrible thing happen and you've done it. 336 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,160 And he doesn't know why. 337 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,360 And then he comes over and it's broken again. 338 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,360 I don't know what happened. 339 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,520 Well no, today the thing I fixed was the input jack. 340 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,520 Oh. 341 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,520 Because I gave him a little antony of a day. 342 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,520 That's what they call you and boys talent. 343 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,520 Yeah input jack. 344 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:39,520 Input jack. 345 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,520 Input jack. 346 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:47,240 And they, I gave him an amp and I'm thinking oh my god because he knows like one riff and 347 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:52,120 he really sucks and his neighbors would gotta be like, oh fuck man where did he get that 348 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,120 amp? 349 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,440 Yeah he might as well be playing Mexican music. 350 00:14:54,440 --> 00:15:00,560 Yeah because before you know he's just playing on a fucking electric guitar that's not plugged 351 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,560 in. 352 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,560 You can barely hear it. 353 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,560 But now. 354 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,640 Now it sounds like a little light in there. 355 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,720 Boy I don't know about that. 356 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,720 No it's a chaos. 357 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,040 Sounds like more like the bullets in the china shop. 358 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,640 Our antlers is now dropping it every night. 359 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,640 Boom bang. 360 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,520 All these noises and shit. 361 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,040 It's like muddy water. 362 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:26,920 It's dropping that bitch. 363 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,600 That's worse than dropping your phone. 364 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600 Oh yeah way louder. 365 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:35,080 It weighs like eight pounds or nine pounds. 366 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,080 Dang. 367 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,680 He doesn't even notice because he wakes up and he's like oh my guitar's out in the ground. 368 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,040 The feedback, that's what wakes him up. 369 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:47,240 After about a half hour the neighbors are probably like what the fuck is going on out 370 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,240 there. 371 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,240 That's great. 372 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,880 Hey man here's something fucking great that happened. 373 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:52,880 What's that great lyric? 374 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,320 Welcome to Chicago ladies and gentlemen. 375 00:15:55,320 --> 00:16:04,440 So did you hear about the news crew that was out doing a fucking piece on Robbery's live 376 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,440 on location? 377 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,440 Yeah with her park. 378 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,320 And then they came up and stole their fucking equipment and robbed them. 379 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,320 Yeah robbed them at gunpoint. 380 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,320 It's not the first time. 381 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,280 No I know but it's just funny. 382 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,120 I mean listen we live in a democratic city. 383 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,680 What do you want to do? 384 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,680 Crime is prevalent. 385 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,680 We just let it go. 386 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,640 I guess that they were doing a story about fucking. 387 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,360 How about this you want to hear a crazy story. 388 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:32,680 So a man in LA ran through a red light at a hundred miles an hour and hid in Uber and 389 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:38,560 killed three people in the Uber and the driver survived. 390 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,680 But it was populosy so they let him go. 391 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:44,680 No this guy had an ankle bracelet on and he would murder someone who was on probation 392 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,680 for five years. 393 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,680 Oh man. 394 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,880 But so now you know what I hate to say this and maybe I'll say this but people that storm 395 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,560 the capital yeah how many years did they get. 396 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,640 The Proud Boys they were 17 years today. 397 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,640 It's fucking bullshit. 398 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:03,200 17 years this guy man murdered someone. 399 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,160 How much did Ray Epps get again. 400 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,160 How many years. 401 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,160 Seven I think it was. 402 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:12,320 He didn't get anything that's the fucking FBI operative the CIA guy. 403 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,320 Oh the dude they instigated. 404 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,520 The fucking Jag off. 405 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,880 But how about this man. 406 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,880 I don't know he threw me a curve ball and I swam. 407 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,880 I know this I tricked you that was a dirty trick. 408 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,880 It was. 409 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:30,360 Fucking this guy kills somebody so he's got an ankle bracelet he's out acting like a wild 410 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,520 man kills more people. 411 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,320 But why was he out for murder. 412 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,600 What did they give him like six months or he just got probation. 413 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,760 I mean or was his trial waiting. 414 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:40,760 What was going on. 415 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,160 They gave him an ankle bracelet and he was waiting on that. 416 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,160 Okay. 417 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,160 He's waiting on trial. 418 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,160 Yeah he's waiting on trial. 419 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,720 So this motherfucker should have been kind of probably locked up in between. 420 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,600 Where are you going to put him. 421 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,080 These are filled. 422 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,040 Nobody's fucking getting locked up man. 423 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,360 You want to go to Cook County and find out. 424 00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,360 Maybe. 425 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,160 Here's the thing though man. 426 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,160 They're not. 427 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,720 These people are getting fucking put right back out. 428 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,720 Nobody's getting prosecuted. 429 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,240 Oh no cash bail. 430 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,520 Yeah so it's not that filled up man. 431 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,520 Maybe. 432 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:16,280 It's a lot more to the there's a lot more murders you think that are in Cook County. 433 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,800 But there's a lot that are not. 434 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,920 Yeah these are on ankle monitors. 435 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,520 That's real fucking out like fucking twizzlers man. 436 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,920 I remember when you had one. 437 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,640 I had one yeah for a while. 438 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,640 You're a criminal. 439 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,000 I was a criminal. 440 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,160 Fucking needles had an ankle bracelet. 441 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,800 So I sent a picture of that to Russ. 442 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:42,120 I sent a picture of us were out in the backyard partying and I did a double like a close up 443 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,800 of your foot and he's like oh needles has an ankle bracelet. 444 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:50,120 And he's like I'm like but this is from like last summer dude. 445 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,120 It's not right now. 446 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,120 I just take the box with me and plug it in everywhere. 447 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,320 He's in between bracelets right now. 448 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,680 That one was a fancy one. 449 00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,680 Yeah. 450 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,680 It was just a tracker. 451 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,000 It wasn't an alcohol one or anything like that. 452 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 That I got caught up in a bum rap someone knocked me out. 453 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,240 Yeah I'm the highway too so it was fucking Illinois State Police. 454 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,240 They don't mess around. 455 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,240 So you didn't know who knocked you out. 456 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,240 I do know who knocked me out. 457 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,960 The guy who was in the car with me. 458 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,960 Oh yeah. 459 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,960 What the fuck man. 460 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:23,800 And then I went to his house to go fucking kill him and he moved. 461 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,920 That fucking sucks man. 462 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,600 Well he ripped a bunch of people off and you know whatever. 463 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,000 It wouldn't happen to be. 464 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,240 Literally fly by and I think I know who it was. 465 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,720 Yeah you definitely know who it was. 466 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,120 I could stand that fucker. 467 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,120 I mean yeah and that person. 468 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,360 I know who it was man. 469 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,960 And you know what and that person is involved in a huge crack addiction right now. 470 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,440 And I don't like to hear that. 471 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:49,600 I don't wish any bad thing on him but at the same time karma always gets you man. 472 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,240 And at the same time I wish he was a hunter man because then he would have no worries 473 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,480 and he would have lots of crack because here's the only bummer about a crack addiction. 474 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,480 You run out. 475 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,480 Yeah. 476 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:05,080 But if you have a fucking endless supply man and then you just stop when you're done. 477 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,240 Take a couple landing. 478 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,360 Take some landing gear sleep for a day or two and go right back at it. 479 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,360 Well not even that. 480 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,480 You know what I'm just saying when you ultimately quit at the end. 481 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,880 Oh when you hit rock bottom. 482 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,480 Yeah or you just say I'm done with this. 483 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,640 Well you gotta hit rock bottom. 484 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,440 Most people have to hit rock bottom. 485 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,200 Most people aren't just like hey this sucks. 486 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,280 I'm gonna stop smoking crack. 487 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,280 But here's the thing. 488 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,280 When I have money especially. 489 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:33,760 I quit before I was at rock bottom and it was weird because you know I knew this guy 490 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:37,080 that was a fucking endless shit. 491 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,840 And you just give it to you. 492 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,320 Yeah and so it was bad. 493 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,680 And I was like man I gotta fucking get away from this fucking guy. 494 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,680 And then after a while I got so paranoid that I was afraid of him and I thought he was gonna 495 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,880 kill me. 496 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:55,600 And one night I'm at Mary's house and shit and she walks by the window and I fucking 497 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,400 screaming and I'm like what are you doing. 498 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,400 He could be out there. 499 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400 He could fucking you know. 500 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,320 And she's like dude you are freaking the fuck out. 501 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,320 You're paranoid and you're getting high. 502 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,840 I was like okay I'm done. 503 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,000 I can't. 504 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I gotta fucking stop. 505 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 And then you started up a couple years later. 506 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,680 Another time I thought Don Anforth was carrying around a fucking duffel bag with a human head 507 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,680 in it. 508 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,680 And I was like wanting to get in there. 509 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,160 And you were a macho? 510 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,120 No I was just fucking thinking. 511 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,640 No maybe that's what he was doing. 512 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,640 But I didn't know who the was. 513 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:29,840 I was trying to think who haven't I not seen in a while and why is he guarding this duffel 514 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,320 bag so hard. 515 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,360 And I even had Mary thinking it too. 516 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,400 And yeah and so that was freaky. 517 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,800 Well yeah because he got drug induced psychosis. 518 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,600 Yeah of course he didn't have a head in the duffel bag. 519 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:49,280 No I mean I wouldn't put it past him. 520 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,280 Not 100% sure. 521 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:54,040 But at the same time this guy's got a loose cannon. 522 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,120 Who knows what he's got in there. 523 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,520 He just went in with a torso. 524 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,240 He seems more like a torso guy. 525 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,560 I don't think about heads like that though. 526 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,800 So then what the fuck were we talking about. 527 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,800 Ah shit. 528 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,600 Oh about that convict yeah. 529 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,800 It's you know it seems like the opposite of a communist regime right. 530 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,720 They're just letting these criminals walk free. 531 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:25,000 Yeah man how about this do you know that 2 million kids go missing in your world wide. 532 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,680 Yeah more than that. 533 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:32,480 Do you know the Planned Parenthood cells up. 534 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:38,560 They get seventy seven thousand dollars per barrel of baby blood. 535 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,560 I did not know that. 536 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,560 Yeah I mean. 537 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,320 And the body parts they part out for a lot more money than that too. 538 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:49,640 Wait a second how big of a baby are we talking here. 539 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,800 All the babies I'm talking about at Planned Parenthood. 540 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,120 Arms and legs. 541 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:59,240 I don't know if those are the parts they part out but maybe they're talking about innards 542 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,240 you know. 543 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,720 I don't know they didn't get into the specifics. 544 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,640 Well they do stem cells with that. 545 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,360 Maybe who knows. 546 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,360 And I mean. 547 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:10,400 There's also sick fuckers that are just taking the blood they're not like separating it by 548 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,400 type. 549 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,080 I don't think there's that much blood. 550 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,080 Dude. 551 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,080 Baby blood. 552 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,080 Yeah. 553 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,680 Dude we're talking about fetuses and shit. 554 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,400 It adds up man. 555 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,560 How many fetuses go make at 55. 556 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,080 I don't know man. 557 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,080 I mean we're talking about. 558 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,080 I don't want to know. 559 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,680 I mean and where do they store these. 560 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,120 You're fucking they got storage it's Planned Parenthood. 561 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,120 Because you gotta keep them chilled. 562 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,120 They got all the coolers. 563 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,280 Yeah they gotta all they fucking need. 564 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,280 I mean it doesn't say baby's blood on it. 565 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,280 I hope in like old English. 566 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,280 Yeah a barrel. 567 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,960 Baby's blood with an E at the end. 568 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,960 Yeah totally. 569 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960 There you go. 570 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,960 Blood. 571 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,960 BLO. 572 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,880 You just wanted to state that. 573 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:55,720 I mean I'm more worried about fucking Oprah and Dwayne The Rock Johnson asking for donations 574 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,920 to Lahaina. 575 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,120 That's what I'm more worried about. 576 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:03,160 Billionaires asking people that have no money to donate. 577 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,560 That's what I'm worried about. 578 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,360 That is a fascist regime right there. 579 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,480 It sure fucking is. 580 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,440 I mean come on. 581 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,120 Why would you put these two fucking puppets in front of us. 582 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,760 Like they're both actors. 583 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,760 That's all they are. 584 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,680 They're pawns in another game. 585 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,640 Like you think that they are in control of what they're doing now at all. 586 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,720 People tell them what to do. 587 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,720 Yeah. 588 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:38,040 Hey as of 2020, A, A plus and A plus plus Adrenochrome on 100 milligrams sold for $1920. 589 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,040 Where'd you find this out? 590 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,040 From these documents. 591 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,040 What documents? 592 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,160 That me and Mr. X were going over. 593 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:50,680 B, B plus or B plus plus 100 milligrams goes for $1450. 594 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,680 Where can I get this? 595 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,360 Well I'll tell you. 596 00:24:54,360 --> 00:25:00,920 B minus or below goes for 250 milligrams goes for $1100 to $1200. 597 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,320 Because I've always heard that. 598 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:08,600 And then the children that are producing B minus Adrenochrome, they get disposed of. 599 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,640 If you want to get this, you got to get a hold of the CYM organization. 600 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,840 But I always heard that Adrenochrome, you have to take it fresh. 601 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,520 Well these, they know how to fuck them. 602 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,520 I think this is synthetic. 603 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,960 No, no, they're not making, they don't use synthetic. 604 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:25,960 They use real good. 605 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,960 Yeah. 606 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,960 And they have ways of chilling. 607 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:28,960 But like I just said, it has to be taken. 608 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:36,280 And they got battery operated coolers and fucking refrigerators and warehouses and they 609 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,440 got like fake restaurants. 610 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,440 Would you do that? 611 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,440 No. 612 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,440 I don't think I could do that. 613 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,440 I would love to. 614 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:46,480 No, because here's the thing man, talk about evil. 615 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:51,040 You're doing something that someone's got to get tortured and scared and usually these 616 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,960 kids are getting beaten or fucked. 617 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,200 I want synthetic stuff. 618 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,360 I don't want that kind of shit. 619 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:59,040 Well if they had synthetic stuff, Needons, I would do it in a fucking hierarchy. 620 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,040 Exactly. 621 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,040 That's what I just said. 622 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,040 Oh, I thought you just meant actual. 623 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,040 No, I don't want it for a scared child. 624 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,040 No, I would never fucking do that. 625 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,160 I'm not a fucking monger. 626 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,160 But if it was fake. 627 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,160 Mongeral. 628 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,160 You know, synthetic. 629 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,560 Yeah, I'd fucking give it a fucking. 630 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,560 I'm just saying. 631 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,560 What do you do? 632 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,560 Sniff it, drink it, shoot it. 633 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,560 Liquid, we could probably bang it if you want. 634 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,560 I mean, you know, right in two near toes. 635 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,560 You know, he's fucking flying. 636 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,200 Yeah, I don't even know what the hell happened. 637 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,080 But they did in like what's that called Hunter S. Thompson, Las Vegas. 638 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,720 Right, they showed him sucking a little bit down in that movie. 639 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,720 And he took too much. 640 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,720 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. 641 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,560 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, thank you Larry. 642 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,280 And he took too much and he went into like a K-hole. 643 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,280 Yeah. 644 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,280 So, I mean, it might be like. 645 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,920 Which you're no stranger to. 646 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,720 No, I know, I'm kidding man. 647 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,720 No, no, I'm trying to think of how many. 648 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,720 We never K-hole without. 649 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,720 I'm gonna be serious. 650 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,720 I'm gonna be serious. 651 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,760 I'm trying to think how many K- I've been in probably four or five K-holes. 652 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,640 Because no, we didn't do K-bumps a K back then. 653 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,640 We did rails. 654 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,640 I know, I know. 655 00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,640 You know what I mean? 656 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,640 Or we inhaled it. 657 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,240 I would never want to do that, Monty. 658 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,240 Man, I was watching this thing in San Francisco. 659 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,160 Remember, we were talking about how you don't even need pipes or anything. 660 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,760 The Democrats are just blowing money on handing out pipes and syringes. 661 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,520 They sell the drugs in a tinfoil wrap. 662 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,800 All you do is unwrap it and smoke it. 663 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800 Wow. 664 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800 That's it. 665 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,880 So they send you, they sell you whatever you want to buy. 666 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,720 And just start smoking it right out of the container it came in. 667 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,120 And then you just unroll it. 668 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,280 The dope is in there and you just hit it. 669 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,560 Like when we were chasing the dragon the other day. 670 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,560 Oh, it was a B-ash. 671 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,560 Oh, it was a B-ash. 672 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,560 Yeah. 673 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,560 Well, I don't know if it was a Bunk. 674 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,560 No, it got me a Riff. 675 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,680 I mean, I coughed my ass off and I was higher than a kite. 676 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,400 You know, you don't get off if you cough. 677 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,720 Yeah, but very hard to deal with. 678 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,720 It was watery. 679 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,720 Yes. 680 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,960 This guy, this kid Justin had this hash that he made and it was aged two years, man. 681 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,160 It was fucking good as shit. 682 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:58,760 And I rolled a gigantic joint out of it and I'm like, this isn't even going to burn 683 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,760 or work. 684 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,760 Yeah, it's fine. 685 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,760 It fucking worked. 686 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,920 And we passed it around at this party. 687 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,200 Like 20 people smoked off of it for like a half hour. 688 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,200 Nice. 689 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,200 Yeah. 690 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,200 That sounds good. 691 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,200 It was one of the best. 692 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,200 And it looked like it wasn't going to work. 693 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,200 It was all lumpy and bumpy. 694 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,200 Yeah, it wasn't in Rome though. 695 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,200 Yeah. 696 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,120 Well, if the hash is good too, it's just going to burn up and turn into ash. 697 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,120 Yeah, it was perfect. 698 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:26,040 It's not going to be, not going to hinder the progress of the marijuana. 699 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,040 He made it. 700 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,040 Yeah. 701 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,920 How about the Fruitcake Five fucking? 702 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,480 How about then? 703 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,240 Podcast, Strike Force Five. 704 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,240 What's that? 705 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,240 Jimmy Kimmel. 706 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,240 Okay. 707 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,240 Jimmy Fallon. 708 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,240 Stephen Colbert. 709 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,240 Colbert. 710 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,240 Seth Meyers. 711 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,240 And John Oliver, who I'll be honest with. 712 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,240 Wait a second. 713 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,240 That's a podcast? 714 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,240 Yeah. 715 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,240 All five of them do that. 716 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,240 Yeah. 717 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,240 These five assholes get together. 718 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,240 Man, let me tell you. 719 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,440 If I wanted my ears raped, I'd go to prison. 720 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,440 Yeah. 721 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,840 And they fucking cry about, you know, left wing shit. 722 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,840 How it's so difficult being rich. 723 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:01,840 Yeah. 724 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,840 Is that what they cry about? 725 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,840 Exactly. 726 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,840 You know? 727 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,840 How are you? 728 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,840 How they all bow down. 729 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,240 Jimmy Kimmel and all these people have told people to get vaccines. 730 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,240 Yeah. 731 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,400 It's like, who the fuck are you? 732 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,280 You're a TV personality. 733 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,960 Now you're a shill for the pharmaceutical company. 734 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,480 How much of a fucking kickback are you getting? 735 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,480 Jesus. 736 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,480 People can't see that. 737 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:23,600 Like, oh, Jimmy Kimmel told me to go get a fucking vaccination. 738 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,600 Right. 739 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,600 You gotta be out of your fucking mind. 740 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,920 So now I'm gonna go pump something that the FDA just approved that has no known, what, 741 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:35,400 94%, 95% survival rate on COVID. 742 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,400 Yeah. 743 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,400 More than that. 744 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,400 And people are still getting boosted. 745 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,400 It's like 99 points. 746 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,200 Okay, listen, there's a plus minus, so let's go with that. 747 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,200 Okay, so we'll say 99%. 748 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:49,400 But people are just, they'll just let, listen, I'm a guy who's had injected a lot of things 749 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,400 into his body. 750 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,400 Obviously. 751 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,400 I talked about the dope house that I used to go to where I would knock on the siding of 752 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,160 the house and a hand would come outside. 753 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,440 And he would, to ask for the money, I didn't say nothing. 754 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,440 It was like, thing. 755 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,440 Hand the money in. 756 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,440 Wasn't that thing? 757 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,440 Yeah, that was him. 758 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,440 From the Adams family, yeah. 759 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,680 Like, his hand would come out, I put the money in, it'd come back up. 760 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,680 It'd be great, hey. 761 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,760 Right back out and it'd be dope in it. 762 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:16,760 Man, dude, a brother comes out with a little box, he opens it and then the hand comes out 763 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,520 and you give the hand the money and he goes back in the box. 764 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,000 I'd rather have a monkey with a fez. 765 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000 And then it comes out. 766 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000 That would be hilarious. 767 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,200 Well, the dude coming out with the box could wear a fez. 768 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,280 Ooh, I'm going to bring a fez too this weekend. 769 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,280 You didn't bring it today. 770 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,280 Well, no, I didn't go to my parents' house. 771 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,360 Oh, okay. 772 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:39,000 Because, like I mentioned last week and Needle's brushed over very, very quickly that his 773 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:45,760 grandfather's, his blood grandfather is a, let me get that in there, blood grandfather 774 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,760 is a Freemason. 775 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,760 He was a Freemason. 776 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,760 The highest degree. 777 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,760 He was a Freemason. 778 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,760 He's not alive with this. 779 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,760 RIP Pop Pop. 780 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,760 RIP Pop Pop, Needle's Pop Pop. 781 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,760 He was the best man. 782 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,360 He worked for John Deere his whole life. 783 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,360 He was a Shriner that drove around in the little car. 784 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360 Yeah. 785 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,000 And that's part, like the Dead Kennedys album cover. 786 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,160 You guys out there know what I'm talking about. 787 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,200 That was Needle's grandpa on that. 788 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,200 Yep. 789 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,200 I don't know which one is him. 790 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,200 Doing, I mean, doing weird. 791 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:19,560 Did he have a little like, those guys had like, what were they like, oldsmobile 88s 792 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,560 or cutlass? 793 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,560 Oh yeah. 794 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,560 No, no, Cadillacs, Cadillacs. 795 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:23,560 Is that what they had? 796 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,560 Always Cadillacs, man. 797 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,360 Well, I don't know if that's what they had on the Dead Kennedys one though. 798 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,000 No, the little cars they had. 799 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Yeah, yeah. 800 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000 I don't know what those were. 801 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000 They were Shriner cars. 802 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,360 Yeah, but all they drove were Cadillacs, man. 803 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,360 Oh yeah. 804 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,480 Dude, she would be ripping heaters. 805 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,080 We probably talked about that with the window down like a quarter of an inch. 806 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,160 It'd be raining out. 807 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,160 Just being a brother fighting in the backseat. 808 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,160 I thought you and Jay got in love with cigarettes. 809 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,160 Oh yeah. 810 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,960 We were indoctrinated into it. 811 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,960 Oh man. 812 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,960 That's right though. 813 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,920 They told, they said they were good for you. 814 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,920 Dude, my grandma had a thing on her kitchen counter. 815 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,840 It was like a little wooden fucking box thing. 816 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,280 You know, almost like at the gas station, how they stack up and you pull out the bottom 817 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,280 one. 818 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,280 Yeah. 819 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,280 She had one of those, but it was fancy and made out of wood. 820 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,600 Not fancy, but it was for a home, not a gas station. 821 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,160 It was 50s cool or 60s cool. 822 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,440 Yeah, and it was, the cigarette packs came out. 823 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,520 My mom used to put them in the freezer. 824 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,440 So did my grandmother. 825 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:25,680 But you know, and then it was cool because it was very fucking easy to steal cigarettes 826 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:26,680 from my grandmother. 827 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:34,720 So let me tell you, my grandfather was a heavy smoker in a hard worker and ate red meat 828 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:40,200 and was a true bulletin American and he lived to like his late 80s. 829 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,200 Wow. 830 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,600 I thought you were going to say 37. 831 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,600 No. 832 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,960 Well, that wouldn't have made sense Larry. 833 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,960 I know. 834 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:51,160 But no, they had, so they bought a farm in Iowa. 835 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,160 Nice. 836 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,920 And Jay and I used to go there and they were like, here's guns. 837 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,920 Fun. 838 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,960 He just, Rome, just Rome. 839 00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,960 They had like 10 acres. 840 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:02,960 And you guys never shot each other accidentally or. 841 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,240 No, we did shoot animals. 842 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,240 That's cool. 843 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,240 Yeah. 844 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,240 You got to learn, you know what I mean? 845 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,080 You have to disconnect yourself for it. 846 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,480 And then they taught us all psychopaths. 847 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,920 Well, they, well, I mean, we didn't do anything weird. 848 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,080 They skinned them and they ate them. 849 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,920 The animals you guys shot? 850 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,920 Yeah. 851 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,120 I thought you meant you were just shooting animals randomly. 852 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,880 No, no, no, squirrel, pheasant. 853 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,600 They had wild turkey. 854 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,320 So you're hitting these things with the thought in mind of eating it. 855 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,320 Yeah. 856 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,320 Oh, okay. 857 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,320 It was from the land. 858 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,320 Like they had all these. 859 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,320 I thought you were just going out to kill. 860 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,400 They literally, if I showed you, oh, here's that man. 861 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,560 If I showed you where it lived, it was amazing. 862 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:44,680 It was a house to the right, another rancher's farm backed up to it. 863 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,280 And then to the left of his, his went on to another rancher. 864 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,120 And it was like, it was crazy. 865 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,080 It was like a quarter mile of woods in between his house and the pasture. 866 00:33:55,080 --> 00:34:01,480 That they had like, so we would hunt in the woods in between there and it just went on. 867 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,640 And oh man, it was crazy. 868 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,640 It was very cool. 869 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,640 Wow. 870 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,640 You have to learn that stuff. 871 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,920 And even though, let me say, I haven't done it in so long, but if it's for food like 872 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:15,480 when I was like nine years old the last time you did it, maybe a little older, but you 873 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,640 know, taught us how to clean guns, taught us how to do stuff like that, like make a fire, 874 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,040 chop a tree down. 875 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,920 But to get, you know, like figure out like, you know, a little bit of stuff that people 876 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,320 don't learn how to teach on you. 877 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,560 Well, that's because your Freemason grandfather knew what the master plan was and he knew 878 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,800 that you're going to have to run to the hills someday and chop a tree down and kill someone. 879 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,000 Listen, he might have been a Freemason, but he loved this country. 880 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000 I know, bro. 881 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 He loved this country. 882 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 And you know what? 883 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 I didn't say he did. 884 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 I loved it. 885 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,120 Don't you ever disparage him saying he wasn't an American? 886 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120 He wasn't American. 887 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,120 I know he was. 888 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,120 And he fought in the war. 889 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,120 WW2? 890 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,120 Nice. 891 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,920 He was a fucking American. 892 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,920 An animal. 893 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,920 They don't make men like that anymore. 894 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,920 It's pretty sad. 895 00:34:54,920 --> 00:35:00,400 When I was a little kid, there was this lady, Marge, that lived across the street from me 896 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,280 and she was real cool. 897 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:07,160 You know, I'm talking a little kid, like three, four years old. 898 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,160 And I remember her husband. 899 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,640 He was this guy. 900 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:15,040 He was in the fucking, he was in the Spanish, Indian. 901 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,880 American or Spanish American or Indian? 902 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:25,360 I remember the last one before WW1 when they were using horses still. 903 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,360 Okay. 904 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,960 It was like, I think it was this Spanish, like cavalry shit. 905 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,440 Yeah, that's what horses usually were used for. 906 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,440 Cavalry. 907 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,440 Yeah. 908 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,080 This motherfucker was old, man. 909 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,720 You remember this? 910 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:43,200 I didn't know, I didn't realize it at the time, but my dad told me later that this guy 911 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,720 was in the fucking Spanish American war. 912 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,400 I don't know if that's, I just spit something out. 913 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,920 So I don't know if that's the truth. 914 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:54,160 I don't know the timeline of that war, but. 915 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160 It's 1800s. 916 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,160 Yeah. 917 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,320 It was in the 1800s. 918 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,320 So yeah, this motherfucker was... 919 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,320 So like 1890s. 920 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:06,320 Yeah, I mean, something like that or maybe even 1880s. 921 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,160 Except to figure how old were you? 922 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,560 I was like three, man. 923 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,720 So what year was that? 924 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,560 It was 53 fucking years ago. 925 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,600 So what year? 926 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,480 63, two? 927 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,480 69. 928 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,160 Oh, that's 63. 929 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:28,480 69, your favorite position when you go to Boys Town. 930 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,000 But so do you have to, so then just count back from that, Sucka? 931 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000 If the guy doesn't mean... 932 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,320 You know, when you're a kid though, everybody seems older than they are. 933 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,480 Yeah, but this dude was in the fucking... 934 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,480 He was decrepit. 935 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,360 No, I don't know if he was decrepit, but he was in the fucking... 936 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,160 Like one foot in the grave. 937 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,200 Yeah, yeah, maybe. 938 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,200 Yeah, so... 939 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,200 They were old. 940 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,200 This lady looked like... 941 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,200 And look at this guy... 942 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,160 Spider-Man's aunt from the comic book. 943 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,400 And he probably smoked and drank and did all this shit and he was still alive. 944 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,400 You know what I mean? 945 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,400 Like nowadays... 946 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:01,080 That was the first place I ever had snow caps. 947 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,120 Chocolate with the white little things on them? 948 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,120 Yeah, non-perials or whatever. 949 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,120 No, man. 950 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,120 Pharrell's. 951 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,560 That is the worst snack ever. 952 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,800 Oh, dude, those are fucking good, man. 953 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,360 Yeah, hence why you have no teeth. 954 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,360 Fuck you, those are good. 955 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,360 I don't know about that. 956 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,640 I mean, there's so many other good candies out there. 957 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,840 Right? 958 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,600 Not back then in the Stone Age, bro. 959 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,600 Oh, come on. 960 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,200 They made everything with the stone. 961 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,160 I know you had the right of bike to get electricity. 962 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,520 You had your own Tesla coil. 963 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,520 Yeah, it was just like the Flintstones. 964 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,320 It was like Gilligan's Island, almost. 965 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,120 Yeah, your coconut phone. 966 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,840 You wish you were out there with Ginger. 967 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,000 And what was the other chicks named? 968 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Marianne. 969 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,800 Yeah, they were both smoking hot. 970 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,720 They would never want nothing to do with you. 971 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,720 Now you got it who me? 972 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:46,720 Yeah. 973 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,720 I didn't ever, I mean, listen, man, we're on an island. 974 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,720 Where's the cops? 975 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:55,720 I started dope spotting. 976 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,720 All misogynistic. 977 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,720 I started dope spotting on that island. 978 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:01,320 Start of observance, you bitches. 979 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,520 Yeah, just you two. 980 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:10,400 Well, they ran into, I mean, it is very funny that that show ran on for a couple seasons. 981 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,400 I mean. 982 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,640 I think it was on for 32 seasons. 983 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,440 No, I don't think it was that long. 984 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,440 My God. 985 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,520 Now that's a Freemasons thing right there. 986 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,400 One more and it would have been. 987 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,400 Yeah, 33. 988 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,480 All right, Miss Gladys, calm down. 989 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,640 Fuck, man, you should have brought that fez. 990 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,640 I'm kind of pissed off. 991 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,360 I forgot about it until you mentioned it. 992 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,000 I said Sunday I'll bring it and I'm going to wear it too. 993 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:41,360 It is very, I mean, it is a relic of a pastime when things were wrong. 994 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,600 They were a lot better. 995 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,800 Like this thing, wait till I show you Larry, you're going to be jealous and you can't 996 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,800 wear it. 997 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,800 It's going to be my show. 998 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,600 I'll be honest with you. 999 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,600 Why is that? 1000 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,600 I'm afraid of it. 1001 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,600 Why are you afraid of it? 1002 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,600 I'm not going to put it down. 1003 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,080 With all your knickknacks and paddywacks in this room, you're afraid of that. 1004 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,080 Yeah. 1005 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,080 Okay. 1006 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,480 You know what I'm going to wear for our picture, man? 1007 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:08,000 The guy Fox, you know, the anonymous face. 1008 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,240 And you can wear the fez. 1009 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,200 It'll be our, we go on tour. 1010 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,200 Or you know what you could do? 1011 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,960 We could just let you, what we could do is you could just take your shirt off and we'll 1012 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:25,920 get like a grinder box and I'll be the monkey in the fez because you already look Iranian. 1013 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,880 Actually we both need a fez. 1014 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,560 A little really big little baby one for you. 1015 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:31,560 No, for you. 1016 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,680 You have to, because I have the normal man's one and you have the baby fez. 1017 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:35,680 Why? 1018 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,240 You're the one that's jumping around like a monkey. 1019 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,920 You should be mason and training. 1020 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,400 That's what it's going to say on it. 1021 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,400 How do you even join the mason's? 1022 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:50,600 I think you got to be a high fucking degrees 32 or 33 degree mason to even be a Shreiner. 1023 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,160 And you got to like kill puppies and babies. 1024 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,760 Hey, don't talk about my fucking pop, pop like that. 1025 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,760 Hey man. 1026 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,240 What the hell are you talking about, man? 1027 00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,240 Get in the way and there's no way out. 1028 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,240 That's how it goes. 1029 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,880 I'm going to tell you, I went to the lodge with them a couple of times. 1030 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,200 I didn't get, I didn't get touched. 1031 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,760 But these guys, they had a cigarette machine. 1032 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,240 Of course they did. 1033 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:15,640 And they had a bar and they would all sit and just drink. 1034 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:19,640 And me and my brother would sit there and they would pay us to go get cigarettes from the 1035 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,840 machine just like at the other place I used to go to. 1036 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,800 Right, go fetch me a packet of cigarettes, boy. 1037 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,000 Yeah, for a poll it was like a buck, you know what I mean? 1038 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,400 They give you four, five quarters, six quarters. 1039 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,320 You made 50 cents and we would just do a lick like that all the time. 1040 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,320 Damn, that ain't bad. 1041 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,400 Nah. 1042 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,400 But these guys made money. 1043 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,280 A lot of these guys were union, old school union guys. 1044 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,280 Well, they had money, man. 1045 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,520 And the only way you can get in it, I think, is if someone approaches you to join, you 1046 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,920 can't go knock on the door and say, hey, I want to be a few days. 1047 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,480 If you're an upstanding citizen, you got, I don't know, man. 1048 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,160 And you have some sort of sway or pull it or you know what you're doing. 1049 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,840 You got to have some kind of fucking. 1050 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,840 A business owner. 1051 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,080 They got to have something on you or you got to do something bad to a kid. 1052 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,080 Well, that happens. 1053 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,080 It doesn't happen at the beginning. 1054 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,880 They get something on you. 1055 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,640 You accidentally go into the. 1056 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,640 Far. 1057 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,960 You go to the bathroom that has cameras all over it and you go with someone who's a little 1058 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,960 bit underage. 1059 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,960 You go to the. 1060 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,960 Yeah, you go. 1061 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:12,960 I don't want to talk shit about the mason's. 1062 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:13,960 So I don't know this. 1063 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,960 We're just speculating. 1064 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,200 Yeah, this is all a legend shit that we're fantasizing about. 1065 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,640 You're fantasizing about what are you talking about? 1066 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,440 Don't implicate yourself on anything. 1067 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,960 I'm not fucking implicating myself. 1068 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,760 I just said the guy's going to go into a bathroom with a child and you said, oh, yeah. 1069 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,200 Oh, that's your story. 1070 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,840 No, I'm telling my story now. 1071 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,480 You know, you're at the hotel. 1072 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,240 How do you feel about having sex with minors? 1073 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,840 I think it's bad, dude. 1074 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,840 Are you nuts? 1075 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:44,600 I was going to show you a picture of yourself about West Virginia women minors. 1076 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,240 Geez, it says a little presumptuous. 1077 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,360 Larry, why would you say that? 1078 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,360 Those chicks might be okay. 1079 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,680 But anyway, here's what they would do, man. 1080 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,960 You're in the hotel room with a couple of toots, you know, and then they come busting 1081 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,040 in with cameras and they're like, okay, now we're going to fucking show this around. 1082 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,080 No, they don't busting with cameras. 1083 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,600 They already have him hidden in the room. 1084 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,600 Larry, come on. 1085 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,480 I've been like in old TV shows, brother. 1086 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,640 Listen, the US government, the only thing the US government is good at surveillance. 1087 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,160 Besides that, they don't know what they're doing. 1088 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,520 How many fucking Psyops have they fucking fumbled? 1089 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,840 How many handlers have lost their targets? 1090 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,320 How many people have just fucked up? 1091 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,320 How about this, though? 1092 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,480 How many have they succeeded on? 1093 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,880 How much bullshit do the people believe? 1094 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:35,160 Well, we're Psyops of the moon landing where every motherfucker believes that or believed 1095 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:40,440 that they either believed it at one time or believe it's still to this day. 1096 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,160 How do they get a shot of it? 1097 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,240 How do they get a shot of it leaving the moon? 1098 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,240 It's impossible. 1099 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,400 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1100 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,680 Like, come on. 1101 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,680 It's impossible. 1102 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:54,360 I think it was Mel Gibson or somebody I was looking at Twitter and it said something like, 1103 00:42:54,360 --> 00:43:02,040 53 years ago, today we left a photographer on the moon and it showed the lunar module 1104 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,040 taking off. 1105 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,040 Okay, bud. 1106 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,040 Poor guy. 1107 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,040 Yeah. 1108 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,880 How did he get the film back, though? 1109 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,120 That's the part I don't get. 1110 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,440 How's he going to get through it? 1111 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,440 Oh, okay. 1112 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,080 Because there's, you know, as they're leaving, he's passing to them. 1113 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,240 I'm going to die, but take this. 1114 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:21,720 Well, they had the door open and they're like, suck it, bro. 1115 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,720 You're not getting it. 1116 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:28,040 Have a fun life for the rest of your 35 seconds. 1117 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,040 Your boy fucking Putin. 1118 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,040 That guy. 1119 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,040 Whoo. 1120 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,040 Let me tell you. 1121 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,040 He's cool. 1122 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,560 You don't mess with the, I don't know about that. 1123 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:40,440 He's cool if you don't do, if you do what he wants you to do. 1124 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,720 And that's how we're going to tie in and now go into space. 1125 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:51,680 Because the satellite up in air quotes crashed into the moon and the head guy from the Russian, 1126 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:59,320 I hit that, the Russian satellite program mysteriously died from mysterious causes. 1127 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,920 For mercury poisoning. 1128 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,880 I don't know if that was it, but yeah. 1129 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:08,520 Well, no, they haven't given a cause of death yet, which I mean, how about that? 1130 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,920 No, we think that he got away though. 1131 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,920 Huh? 1132 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,920 That's a no, that's a progo, progo, progo, progogia. 1133 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,920 Progogia. 1134 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:16,920 No, that guy got away. 1135 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:17,920 I mean, come on. 1136 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,920 Listen. 1137 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,920 So yeah. 1138 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,640 The moon shot goes awry and they shoot you in the head. 1139 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,800 See now, Putin might be one of these guys that still believes that you can go to the 1140 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,800 moon. 1141 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:30,800 I don't know. 1142 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,440 You would think that he's on the inside track. 1143 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,880 What the fuck does Putin care about the moon? 1144 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,320 They're in the middle of a war again air quotes. 1145 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:44,120 I mean, these guys are sending, I mean, doesn't, isn't that seem a little bit far-fetched that 1146 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:48,280 this country is spending all this money to send satellites to the moon and they're losing 1147 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,280 this war? 1148 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,280 Yeah, they sent this too. 1149 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:59,280 They just sent, I believe they just sent like American, Chinese and Russian astronauts. 1150 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,280 You know what they call that? 1151 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,280 The Neapolitan. 1152 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280 Yeah. 1153 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:10,760 I think they just sent six guys, two of each country, China, Russia, US to the space station 1154 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:11,760 pool. 1155 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,280 They should have got a better laugh and I don't like that. 1156 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,280 Okay. 1157 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,360 Keep going into the pool. 1158 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,360 Yes. 1159 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,880 You know, you can see the wires and you can see them. 1160 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,520 No, no, I'm just saying. 1161 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:26,720 So how bad is this war and how bad is, you know how bad this war is? 1162 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:30,360 They were just giving them a hundred trillion dollars or a hundred billion dollars. 1163 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,080 That's how bad this war is, Larry. 1164 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:37,040 No, it's a fucking money laundering thing, man. 1165 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,040 That's all it's going. 1166 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,040 Money laundering? 1167 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,040 We don't have any money. 1168 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,040 What do you mean? 1169 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,040 They're taking our money. 1170 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,040 Fucking we laundered money. 1171 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:47,240 Sending it to Ukraine and fucking taking it back in other ways, man. 1172 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,560 And you think China's going to let this happen? 1173 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,560 First of all, imagine being China. 1174 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:51,560 Yeah, they're going to let this happen. 1175 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:57,320 These fucking guys owe us trillions of dollars and they're just loaning out billions to Ukraine. 1176 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,360 This is way bigger than you think it is. 1177 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,280 China has to have to approve us to loan money to the Ukraine. 1178 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,920 We just aren't willy-nilly being like, hey, China owns us. 1179 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,920 We are on the precipice of a communist state. 1180 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,000 That's what's going on. 1181 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000 We really are. 1182 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000 I know it. 1183 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000 I think we are communists. 1184 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 I don't think we are communists. 1185 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000 I don't think we are. 1186 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,040 To some extent, we just talked about this before. 1187 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,040 I go to work. 1188 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,560 You sit around the day you play guitar and smoke weed. 1189 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:29,280 If this was China, Jesus Christ, your credit score would be zero. 1190 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,640 They would not stand with this. 1191 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,840 They'd come and lock you in your house, let you wean off weed and then make you work for 1192 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,480 the man. 1193 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,480 And what do you get? 1194 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,440 50 cents maybe and then he gets the dollar? 1195 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,440 It's coming. 1196 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,360 Well, we're letting it happen. 1197 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,360 It's not that it's coming. 1198 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,680 We're just letting it happen. 1199 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,240 History is written by the winners, man. 1200 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,840 Yeah, you keep saying that. 1201 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:57,960 It really is because if you look at every book, it's always put these guys in light. 1202 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,960 History is already written. 1203 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,280 Except the Rapinand King. 1204 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,280 That's a crazy story. 1205 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,640 No, dude, history is already written. 1206 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,520 It's in the fucking Bible already. 1207 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,520 It's all there. 1208 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,520 Yeah. 1209 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,480 I mean, now you sound like Nostradamus. 1210 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,840 Well, you start predicting shit. 1211 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,720 Nostradamus isn't the fucking guy. 1212 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:18,120 I think he was like hanging out in a cave and there was like a natural gas coming up 1213 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,320 and he was just seeing shit. 1214 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,960 Like the Oracle and Greece. 1215 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,960 Yeah. 1216 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,640 They have those key I've just omitted some sort of. 1217 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,640 He was fucking sucking in some hallucinatory gas. 1218 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,280 Yeah, I mean. 1219 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,280 Having some visions. 1220 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,280 Who knows? 1221 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,720 Or is it, I mean, kind of drugs? 1222 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,280 I mean, all the people were on drugs back then. 1223 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,280 Yeah. 1224 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,480 Like they were just starting to figure them out. 1225 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,480 Oh, Cochrane's great. 1226 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,720 Drugs didn't start in the 60s in the fucking San Francisco. 1227 00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:43,120 No, they've been going on fucking. 1228 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,240 We just talked about that with the opium war. 1229 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,240 No, we didn't. 1230 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,560 Oh, we didn't talk about China and the opium war? 1231 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,560 No, man. 1232 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,280 Which I think that's what's going, listen, I believe that's what's going on right now 1233 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:59,320 is China's getting back at us for the opium wars when basically we, the British and us 1234 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,320 forced. 1235 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,280 The eight opium wars of 17, what year was that? 1236 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,000 When they forced, what do you call it? 1237 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,480 They forced opium on them. 1238 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,120 China's like, we don't want this to destroy our country. 1239 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,120 And they went to war over it. 1240 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:11,120 They said, too bad, man. 1241 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,120 This is a good guy. 1242 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,920 They were buying it and selling it to their people. 1243 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,920 And they opened up port. 1244 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,080 In the 1830s. 1245 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:22,600 They opened up Port in Hong Kong and that's a start and the war was centralized around 1246 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:23,600 that. 1247 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,600 So now, right. 1248 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,520 And the people were enslaved by dope, by fucking opium. 1249 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,840 And now their people were, yes, definitely. 1250 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:34,080 And it took them 100, it took them hundreds of years maybe to get out of that. 1251 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,400 Not hundreds because it happened in 1830. 1252 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,400 Okay, 100 years. 1253 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,400 100 years. 1254 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,400 Maybe 100. 1255 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,400 Maybe less. 1256 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,520 But that's why, but they cracked down on the communist shit and just shut everybody 1257 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,520 out. 1258 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,840 But that's like what you're trying to say, what you forgot, you're trying to thought 1259 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,160 is that's why they're shipping all this fentanyl to us. 1260 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,160 No, I was gonna say that next. 1261 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,280 I was waiting for your comment. 1262 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,400 Oh, I thought you just fucking dried up. 1263 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:01,680 We talked about this, that they, so China has the precursors to make these chemicals. 1264 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,960 China has fentanyl. 1265 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,680 They're busting it at an all time high. 1266 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,520 I mean, there's nothing real anymore. 1267 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:16,400 They're getting back and now in true fashion, it's spreading, listen, it was just centralized 1268 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,640 in China. 1269 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,760 They're spreading it throughout the world now. 1270 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:20,760 What do you mean? 1271 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,280 The people in China aren't fucking doing fentanyl. 1272 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,920 No, no, they're spreading it across the world. 1273 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,560 It's in the United States, it's in Canada, it's in Europe. 1274 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,160 And I mean, think about that. 1275 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:34,240 Because they don't have a market for it there because if you fuck around drugs there, they 1276 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,240 will kill you. 1277 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:36,440 They're indoctrinating it into everything. 1278 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,600 It's going into anything. 1279 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,600 Cocaine. 1280 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,920 You know, it's not, they're not even, it's meant to kill people. 1281 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,920 Yeah. 1282 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,080 It's not meant to get people high because if it was pure, it would be great. 1283 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,560 So it is, man, fucking more people. 1284 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,680 They're systematically taking out the middle class. 1285 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:55,800 I want to say more people died a year on fentanyl in the last couple of years. 1286 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,440 2000, last year in Cook County. 1287 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,840 No, I'm talking about a year in the country. 1288 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,000 They said it was 100,000. 1289 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000 100,000. 1290 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:11,080 100,000 deaths from overdoses and shit or what? 1291 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,600 106,000 or something. 1292 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:13,600 It's been a lot. 1293 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,520 We've lost a lot of people to overdoses. 1294 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:19,520 I mean, and so that's more people that got killed in the Vietnam war. 1295 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,520 In a country that's so... 1296 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,640 In the whole fucking time. 1297 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:29,120 In one year, more of our fucking youth drops from dope than the entire Vietnam fucking war. 1298 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:35,560 In a country that's so heavily reliant on pharmaceuticals and drugs and street drugs, 1299 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,280 we consume, we're a gluttonous country. 1300 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,240 We love drugs, all kinds of it. 1301 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:44,360 That's coming from a point of view from a gluttonous druggy though. 1302 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,040 Oh, well, quit looking at yourself in the mirror. 1303 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,120 But you know what it's like. 1304 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,120 I do know what it's like. 1305 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,840 And I was watching that thing about the cartels, about how they don't even want to fuck with 1306 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,080 fentanyl because it's killing the customers. 1307 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:01,200 And China's pointing the finger at them, making it look like they have all these clandestine 1308 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,200 labs and shit. 1309 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,760 I remember fucking 10 years ago the fentanyl was starting to seep in. 1310 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,040 Yeah, but not like it is now. 1311 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,040 No, now it's nothing. 1312 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,040 Now it's a fucking epidemic. 1313 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,040 The last few... 1314 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,280 I haven't gotten high in years, man. 1315 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,240 Well, you're smoking a joint right now. 1316 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:15,440 I'm talking about drugs. 1317 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,080 Oh, yeah, you're smoking a joint right now. 1318 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,080 Okay. 1319 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,440 I haven't fucking done heroin or anything like that in years. 1320 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,160 Very many, you know, at least four years or more. 1321 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:26,920 And fucking... 1322 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:32,440 The last time I was partying, man, there was no dope in there at all. 1323 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:36,000 It was 100% straight fentanyl. 1324 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Well, they have to cut it with something. 1325 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000 It can't be the right idea. 1326 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000 Well, yeah, but I'm just saying the main ingredient was fentanyl. 1327 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000 It wasn't like... 1328 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,440 But you had a tolerance to it also. 1329 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,440 Yes, but... 1330 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,440 They were sneakily putting it into the supply. 1331 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,760 But they already had the whole fucking city of Chicago weaned over to it, practically. 1332 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,760 It's easy. 1333 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:51,760 You can buy fentanyl and mix it up yourself. 1334 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:52,760 Yeah. 1335 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,760 You know? 1336 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,200 You can buy it off the fucking internet and China will ship it to an address. 1337 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,880 It's not that difficult. 1338 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,040 You don't need to go on the dark web. 1339 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,240 I don't condone this stuff because this stuff will kill you. 1340 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:05,960 Yeah, it's crazy. 1341 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,720 Yeah, it's easily accessible. 1342 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,560 I'm glad I didn't know that. 1343 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,560 Yeah. 1344 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,040 I mean, you can get anything off the internet, right? 1345 00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,320 Yeah, but I wouldn't expect... 1346 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,560 You gotta pretty much be a scientist, though. 1347 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,520 How are you gonna make this? 1348 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,040 You're gonna mix all that shit. 1349 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,360 You think you're gonna do that at home and fucking... 1350 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,360 You know? 1351 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,360 Yeah. 1352 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,360 People will dish it out. 1353 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,360 I mean, come on. 1354 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,320 These people have nothing to do but make money off of drugs. 1355 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,160 They figure out... 1356 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,880 Listen, like, crack. 1357 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,840 All of a sudden, crack came out of nowhere. 1358 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,080 Well, I don't know if it came out of nowhere. 1359 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,640 Well, on the streets, it came out of nowhere. 1360 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,640 It came out hard, yeah. 1361 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:45,400 I mean, when we talk about Iran, Contra, and Ali North, and Reagan, and fucking... 1362 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,600 I mean, come on. 1363 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,000 So now these people are trying... 1364 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,160 They have to make it work. 1365 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:52,160 You know? 1366 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,160 Here's this. 1367 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,160 This is what you get. 1368 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,720 We're not giving you heroin anymore. 1369 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,480 No, you're gonna be doing this. 1370 00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,200 You need to learn how to do this if you want to make money. 1371 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,640 And guess what people do with no other options? 1372 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:06,160 The person that has nothing to lose is the person you have to watch out for. 1373 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,160 You know? 1374 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,160 That's right, motherfuckers. 1375 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,280 So watch yourself around me. 1376 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,280 Who, me? 1377 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,680 Man, I'm gonna choke you out on Tuesday. 1378 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,000 See how things go. 1379 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000 That's right. 1380 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000 You'll see. 1381 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000 You'll see how things go. 1382 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 You wanna do a shout-out? 1383 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:30,800 Yeah, I wanna give a shout-out to Tiffany Woodcock, first and foremost. 1384 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,600 She's fucking cool, man. 1385 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:39,360 I had a little talk with her the other day. 1386 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:40,360 Nice. 1387 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:45,280 Also, Helena and Harmony, my cats are the best, you know? 1388 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:50,200 No filter, Frank, Ross, Matt, Chris, no shirt. 1389 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,240 Hey, hope you're feeling better, Chris, man. 1390 00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:53,320 Love you, miss you. 1391 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,320 I talked to Chris. 1392 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,880 Chris had a surgery the other day. 1393 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,400 He had an eye surgery. 1394 00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,880 Get better soon, brother. 1395 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:03,520 Yeah, he's in the commie as soon as he's able. 1396 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:15,720 Zodiac, Haskell, Chrissy, Luanne, Becky, Sherry, Mary, Jay, Clara, of course, the only 1397 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,720 fans, girls. 1398 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:19,720 Mr. Axe. 1399 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,160 Shout-out, Mr. Axe. 1400 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,320 Me and Mr. Axe got into some heavy shit. 1401 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,960 About what? 1402 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,960 About all this. 1403 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,520 We were looking at some information, and I think I'm gonna have a whole special show 1404 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,520 about it. 1405 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,520 What kind of information? 1406 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,520 No, come on. 1407 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,520 You can't be so fucking vague. 1408 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,520 I don't wanna blow it for everybody. 1409 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:38,520 No, let me tell you. 1410 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,120 You've already done that before. 1411 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,720 And don't forget, if you got a problem. 1412 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,720 We'll solve it. 1413 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:54,960 The stairs, Tom's Free Clinic will always be there for you. 1414 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,240 Give me one second. 1415 00:54:57,240 --> 00:55:04,080 If your fanny got destroyed by a dude named Roy, call Tom's Free Clinic. 1416 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:08,840 Tom's is, like I said, really good service there. 1417 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:09,840 He's a good guy, Tom. 1418 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,840 You can tell him, you can tell him later. 1419 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,960 You get an oil change, get your dog checked up, and get a haircut. 1420 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,520 Oh, he needs to open a barber shop. 1421 00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,520 You gotta make appointments for the dog and the vet. 1422 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,520 Oh, is that a walk-in? 1423 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,840 Walk-ins aren't accepted? 1424 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:25,840 Maybe. 1425 00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,320 Maybe for the dog, yeah, to get it groomed. 1426 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:33,360 The lady's gotta be there, that cuts the dogs here. 1427 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,040 But Tom himself is a really cool guy, and he really knows what he's doing. 1428 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:40,120 He's been a doctor for many, many years. 1429 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,680 And a vet, and a mechanic. 1430 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,920 He's a triple threat. 1431 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,200 He got his doctor in license in the West Indies. 1432 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:53,200 He's almost, what's that called, when you went to Tony, or was it Tony and Oscar? 1433 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,200 Yeah. 1434 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,200 Oh, what the fuck? 1435 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,200 Ah, shit. 1436 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,200 Egot. 1437 00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,720 And Emmy, Grammy, and Oscar, and a Tony. 1438 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:01,720 Woo! 1439 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,720 There we go, baby. 1440 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,720 That shit's off. 1441 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:04,720 He's like the Egot of veterinarians. 1442 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:05,720 Yeah. 1443 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:06,720 So that's all right, though. 1444 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:07,720 I bought an actual Tony or Oscar or any of those things. 1445 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:16,520 Emmy, that shit is all so dumb. 1446 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,520 Here's the thing. 1447 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:18,520 Boring shit. 1448 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:22,560 First of all, it's all fixed on whatever shit they push the most, and that's the thing 1449 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,360 that makes the most money. 1450 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,880 They see where the people are headed. 1451 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:32,400 They see what shit, by what shit they provide, they see what people are attracted to the 1452 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,400 most. 1453 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:34,400 Oh, by the demographics. 1454 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,840 Yeah, then they throw the most money at that, and then at the end of the year, that's the 1455 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,640 one they give the Grammy to, or that's the one that gets the Oscar. 1456 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:41,640 You know what? 1457 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:50,640 And once, of course, a movie like, say, The Sound of Freedom or The Sound of Freedom, that 1458 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:55,680 one will blow everything away at the box office, but they'll misreport it, and they won't give 1459 00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:02,120 that thing any credit, and that will never win an Oscar because it's got a positive message. 1460 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:06,800 Well, I don't know about positive message, but it just exposes what's the... 1461 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,880 What's going on, yes. 1462 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:15,960 But it also doesn't have the satanic Hollywood message behind it, and that's one of the important 1463 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:18,240 things for them to have. 1464 00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,480 They gotta have that, and that's why they put them out. 1465 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:26,240 Have you even thought about Hollywood one time since you've gone, since this has happened? 1466 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,240 No. 1467 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:28,240 Yeah, either of I. 1468 00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,240 Well, you know what, here's the last time I thought... 1469 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,840 You want to be involved in that shit, then be involved in that shit, but now it's your 1470 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,600 turn to eat a dick and eat a dick. 1471 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,600 Yeah. 1472 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,920 So what you're gonna do, it's gonna shut these companies down, it's gonna send them 1473 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:43,280 out, other people are gonna go out, start making their own projects, start doing grassroots 1474 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:47,640 shit, get public funding for good movies, and that's what we need. 1475 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:51,000 Do you need another fucking Marvel movie or an Avengers movie? 1476 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,920 No, Mr. Rex has a rule. 1477 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:57,680 It's like, if it's slick and it doesn't look like it's homemade and they didn't try and 1478 00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,280 ban it, then it's probably bullshit, and it's probably not that good. 1479 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,280 It's a propaganda. 1480 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,280 Yeah. 1481 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,280 Oh, it is. 1482 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:05,280 No matter what. 1483 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,280 Yeah. 1484 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,560 Listen, I love a good movie. 1485 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,400 I really do. 1486 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,400 There's nothing better. 1487 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,800 I like taking my kid to the movies. 1488 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,800 I like... 1489 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:17,240 No, but not just movies, but I'm talking about, even if you're looking at information online 1490 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:22,640 and stuff, if it looks like it's too slick and too perfect, it's probably... 1491 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:23,960 Yeah, like Wikipedia. 1492 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:24,960 Yeah. 1493 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:28,240 It's edited by fans. 1494 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:29,240 Everybody adds onto it. 1495 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,960 It's fucking censored by... 1496 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,720 No, I'm just saying. 1497 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,720 It's just edited by... 1498 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:34,720 Brother. 1499 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,080 It's just edited by someone who thinks they know something. 1500 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,080 Editing and censoring those two different things. 1501 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,080 But yeah. 1502 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,880 I understand the difference between editing and censoring your ass clown. 1503 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,880 I don't think you do. 1504 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:49,520 I think you're gonna have a fucking half hour class after this episode is over in the kitchen. 1505 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,120 Yeah, well, I work your neck and your ribs over. 1506 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:55,400 Half hour class. 1507 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,800 You're Larry's master class on fucking editing. 1508 00:58:58,800 --> 00:58:59,800 And censoring. 1509 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,720 Well, I mean, I just put tape over your mouth. 1510 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,880 That'd be the best thing to censor you. 1511 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:09,840 I ain't gonna sit for that, Jack. 1512 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,240 You'll kneel for it, actually. 1513 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,240 Yeah, okay. 1514 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,240 Uh-huh. 1515 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,240 Commie bastard. 1516 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,240 Let me tell you, you don't want to mess with Putin, though. 1517 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,240 Hey, man. 1518 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,240 That guy is just an animal. 1519 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,240 First rule. 1520 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,960 Who does what he wants in Fight Club? 1521 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:23,960 Be nice to mommy. 1522 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,960 Second rule. 1523 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,840 I don't know what that's code for. 1524 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,040 Second rule. 1525 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,320 Don't talk to commies. 1526 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,880 I'm talking about the Ramones, man. 1527 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,160 They wouldn't like this commie shit that's going on. 1528 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:42,800 I'm sure Joey Ramone and Johnny Ramone are rolling in their fucking graves right now. 1529 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,560 It's tough when you're all bones. 1530 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,560 All of them. 1531 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:49,440 Deedee probably wouldn't be rolling because he probably should care less. 1532 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:50,440 Right. 1533 00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,600 He'd be in San Francisco wandering around. 1534 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,600 Do you know what? 1535 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,600 Those guys really didn't give a fuck. 1536 00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:55,600 They really don't care. 1537 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:56,600 They wouldn't make it right now. 1538 00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:57,600 They definitely wouldn't make it. 1539 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,600 No, they wouldn't make it now. 1540 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,600 Nobody would. 1541 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:00,600 But they did give a fuck. 1542 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,080 They did better as much back then. 1543 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,080 Yeah. 1544 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,000 Well, the world was their world. 1545 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,160 It was a different fucking time, bro. 1546 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,160 It definitely was. 1547 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,080 I mean, shit, we're old. 1548 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,920 It's funny that you say that it was like old fucks when you say that. 1549 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,440 No, but that's even an older time. 1550 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:19,080 That's even before our time I'm talking about. 1551 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,120 Travis Dees have been going on our whole life. 1552 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,960 Which one are you going to pick out and investigate? 1553 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:30,280 The other guy that you forgot on the list of leaders that killed their opponents was 1554 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,280 Edie Amin. 1555 01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,040 No, he was down there. 1556 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,040 You didn't say him. 1557 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:36,520 I must not have, then. 1558 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:42,960 Well, I'm sorry that I didn't acknowledge a dictator that killed his people. 1559 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:47,520 Man, he's going to feel, his family is going to feel left out. 1560 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:54,600 You know, they're one of the, what do you call, excluded people. 1561 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,040 They feel like they're exiled. 1562 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,960 Not exiled. 1563 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,280 You know what they say, they don't feel included. 1564 01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,280 Not inclusive. 1565 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,080 They're going to feel not included. 1566 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,680 Yes, don't be so non-inclusive. 1567 01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:10,280 I mean, you named all the other guys. 1568 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,880 I'm sorry. 1569 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:15,120 His family's probably going to sue you now. 1570 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,000 They'll feel bad. 1571 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,520 Who's buck coming for Larry and Edel's LLC? 1572 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:23,600 When they hear the last episode, they're going to be like, why didn't they talk about 1573 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,400 grandpa, Edie? 1574 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:30,320 I'm sure they want to distance themselves from him as much as they can. 1575 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,320 Don't you think so, Larry? 1576 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:35,480 His great grandson is probably showing his friends, check out this cool sword I got. 1577 01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:39,280 Look at this fucking awesome hat, and they're fucking around with it. 1578 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:45,360 The mother comes in yelling, put that shit down, you little commie bastard. 1579 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:50,080 I don't know if she says that, but some to that effect, you know. 1580 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,200 All right. 1581 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,800 It was a great fucking time talking to people. 1582 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,400 Listen, we love you guys. 1583 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,080 Tell your friends, follow, subscribe, like. 1584 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,880 We're going to pander right now. 1585 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,400 Leave a review. 1586 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,400 And tell your friends, Needles is a weirdo. 1587 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,960 Oh shit, that's what I was looking up. 1588 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,520 This motherfucker, he's such a... 1589 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,200 Two weeks from now on Monday, we're going to do a 9-11 episode. 1590 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,560 All right, 9-11 episode. 1591 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:17,880 We're going to honor the dead in the best way we can by trying to expose the truth. 1592 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,760 Yeah, and it's going to be a good one because... 1593 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,520 So just to give you a heads up, if you're into it, awesome. 1594 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,400 If you're not into it, awesome. 1595 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,360 We did a lot of studying for this. 1596 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,880 Yeah, well, we're going to keep on doing it in the next two weeks. 1597 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,880 I plan on... 1598 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,880 I'm going to have notes. 1599 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:32,880 I already started writing notes. 1600 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,880 I got stuff in my notebook. 1601 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,680 We went to Tom's night school fucking crash course. 1602 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,680 Oh, now he has a night school. 1603 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:43,320 Man, you're really running this bit dry, aren't you? 1604 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:49,480 We went to his night school class at the local high school about the crash course in 9-11. 1605 01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:50,480 Local high school? 1606 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,000 Yeah, you know. 1607 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:56,080 One time I went to a class with my mom at night and she was scared to go to Lake Park 1608 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,080 and she's like... 1609 01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:01,080 Because it was night school and she's like, will you take this computer class with me? 1610 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:02,080 Yeah, because you were a biter. 1611 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,720 She didn't have to worry. 1612 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,080 Here's the funny part though, man. 1613 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,080 It was so fucking long ago. 1614 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,080 Pillow biter. 1615 01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:08,080 It was like... 1616 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,080 Floppy death. 1617 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,080 Yeah. 1618 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,600 All the fucking shit they showed you. 1619 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,520 That's the rage back then, right? 1620 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,480 God, I remember the first time I looked at porn on the internet. 1621 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:17,480 I was like, oh, jeez. 1622 01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:18,480 It wasn't even porn. 1623 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,560 It was just a picture of a naked lady. 1624 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:21,560 Uh-huh. 1625 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,040 I was like, oh my God. 1626 01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,040 We have... 1627 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,040 We've found... 1628 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,040 I have found my zen moment. 1629 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:30,680 We've found Nirvana. 1630 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:31,680 I was there. 1631 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,440 Fucking needles couldn't stop whacking his meat since. 1632 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:35,440 Oh, let me tell you. 1633 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,440 I tugged my root. 1634 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,440 They were going on style. 1635 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:38,440 Fucking low life. 1636 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,440 Oh, I'm in low life because I masturbate. 1637 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,480 All right, let's end this bitch. 1638 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:48,040 Chronically, that's the part that makes you a fucking weirdo. 1639 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,520 All right. 1640 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,160 Yeah, thank you so much for listening. 1641 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:53,160 It's really... 1642 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,160 It's been great. 1643 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,160 And I really do appreciate it. 1644 01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:03,760 And I want to just say have a great evening or day or whatever fucking time of the day 1645 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,420 you're listening to this shit. 1646 01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:07,420 I'm Larry. 1647 01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:08,420 And I'm Nido. 1648 01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:13,420 Let me in need of you