Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Larry and Needles.
This is how they keep the world's quietest room.
You got a fucking Batman and shit going on over there.
Alright.
Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
Man, it's a fucking beautiful day in the neighborhood today.
A beautiful day?
Won't you be mine?
So I'm about to light up some...
Do you know that...
Rotten true salad.
There's a huge...
That Mr. Rogers was...
There was a lot of controversy because he had that PBS channel and there was a black police officer.
And Mr. Rogers sat next to him.
They both took their shoes off and they put it in a baby pool.
And people were up in arms about it.
What do you mean?
Because the shoes were having interracial sex?
Because it's a black person.
Huh?
Because their shoes were having interracial sex?
I mean, I don't get it.
Shoes have interracial sex?
Is that a new conspiracy theory you're following?
Yeah, you didn't hear about that?
No, the whites and the blacks.
Is that how you get those wing tips?
They stick a female in a male running shoe and the next morning it's like the fucking...
The shoemaker in the out.
Do you really need to smoke that other joint Larry?
We're gonna.
I know we're gonna, but I mean this is your new...
This is different weed.
Okay, well thank God for different weed.
I appreciate that.
And not that the last fucking joint didn't make me annihilate you.
Yeah, because you're talking about people forcibly...
I don't even a male in a female shoe.
And then for some reason they have...
Instead of babies, small babies, they have...
More shoes.
Adult grown shoes, right?
Maybe that's how they get the baby shoes.
That was a good fucking thought.
I never thought of it like that.
I know because you're stoned.
I mean that's what I'm here to do.
While you're sitting over there worrying about smoking the first, the second joint,
I'm still reeling off the second, the first one.
Shit, I'm stoned.
So whatever, but um...
I'm gonna plug in this light.
Which one?
This here.
Oh, we really run a ramshackle operation around here, don't we?
No, if you people were looking at us on a screen,
the whole thing would have just got brighter for you.
And you'd have been like, wow.
These guys are really ugly.
Maybe they should have kept that other light off.
Right, but still not bright enough if we actually did have cameras.
We would need some serious fucking lighting.
Well, I mean if no shirt Nick would help us out, we can get a video aspect going on here.
But that's neither here nor there right now.
I don't want to say thanks again.
I know I said last time, but man that was a good show, Nick.
Thanks for fucking playing the bass like you did.
You're a bad motherfucker.
I know you like to hear that.
And now it's going out over the airwaves.
I mean if you guys want to kiss, you can go in the other room.
He's not here.
Oh, well, we can always get...
And here's Nick.
He's got no shirt on, there's the fans blowing on him.
It looks like the cover, one of those novels that those old ladies buy to masturbate to.
Fabioli.
Yeah, that's the guy.
The blonde hair chap with the muscles.
The long hair chap with the muscles.
Blonde hair, right?
I said blonde hair.
You said blonde hair?
I said blonde hair chap with the muscles.
Yeah, his hair is blowing in the wind and shit.
He got hit in the face with the bird.
I think we talked about this before on the roller coaster, remember?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was like on a fucking roller coaster.
I had a hurt, man.
You think?
Birds are fucking pointy.
But imagine that, that's like a one in a trillion chance.
Well, shit.
That you hit a bird.
How many times have you heard of that?
I never heard of that.
Hitting a bird on a roller coaster?
I actually forgot about the time that you already told me until you told me again.
But now that you say it, yeah, I remember when we talked about that.
I think it was episode number 14.
Don't lie to our listeners like that.
No, I have no fucking idea when that was, people.
You know that.
They know better than that.
Everything I say is true except when it's not.
The lie aspect of everything.
So, man.
Excuse me?
How about that fucking Donald Trump mugshot?
What about it?
It's fucking excellent, man.
Well, I think it's great.
What do you mean by it's excellent?
Well, all the brothers, all the blacks, all the black males.
I know the women probably all still fucking hate them and that's their problem.
But I know that a lot of the guys are hopping off the fucking Democratic fucking hamster wheel
and they're down with Trump now because they feel like he's getting fucking...
Railroaded?
Yeah, and they know what it's like, man.
They know what it's like to get fucked over in court and get fucking wrongly accused.
Or a street sweep comes by.
Like my wife would tell me they would do.
But first of all, first of all, in those situations you're talking about a street sweep comes by,
those guys are selling crack and heroin on the corner of their own people.
Yeah, but sometimes there's an old man walking down the street that gets caught up in the action.
They're not damn it.
Yeah, you know.
So they understand, they all get it.
Listen, those people are...
And those people are...
When somebody's getting treated unfair and they get it.
The people that you're talking about, low poverty African Americans have seen more than we'll ever see in our life.
By the time that they're 18.
And then when they turn 18, then they have to worry about they're lucky to be alive.
Exactly.
Think about in Chicago how many kids are killed that are under the age of 18?
Lots and lots.
Well, that's a good thing that you're bringing that up because I'm about to lead the conversation that way.
Lead it, Larry, lead it.
Here's what happens, right?
So everybody's...all these brothers get all solidified behind Trump.
I think his numbers went up like 12 or something percent in that area.
20 percent.
20 percent, okay.
I was going to say 20, but I didn't want to sound crazy like it was too high.
But that's what I thought I heard too.
Isn't it crazy how there's analytics for everything?
And I don't mean to sidetrack.
All kinds of polling and fucking analyzing.
All your information is being bought and sold to the highest bidder.
Not even the highest bidder.
It's getting bought and sold hundreds of times over.
That's what I'm saying.
Eventually somebody's going to pay more for it and people are going to pay more for it.
It's a fucking lucrative business.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt you.
That's okay, man.
And so then...
Can I hit that?
Yeah.
All of a sudden, the very next day after everyone's all getting joined together over Trump's fucking mugshot.
Which I saw in somebody's car the very next day.
Nice.
Nobody was bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Sure.
And also, yeah, of course, the lefties like it too.
But you know, it's going to backfire in their fucking face.
That's the beauty of it.
It sounds like it already started.
I think Trump raised over like seven and a half fucking million dollars already just off the mugshot.
I'm going to tell you right now, nobody has our best interest in this fucking country that's going to be running for president next.
Alright?
Nobody does.
The only guy that would have been Trump and that's why they don't want him.
No, I think that Vivek dude might have been good.
I don't know.
He's cool.
I like him.
Vivek Ramiswamy.
Yeah.
He's a smart cookie.
Oh fuck yeah dude.
He's only 38 years old.
He's young.
That's what we need.
That is what we need.
We need to get the fucking people back to stop getting old guys into fucking prestigious positions.
So Vivek fucking released some video of himself shirtless playing tennis and of course he's all ripped up and shit.
Yeah, he takes care of himself.
He got criticized for that.
But another time he was doing a rally and Eminem song comes out.
Oh, I heard about this.
And he starts rapping and he's getting down and of course he's not that good of a rapper.
He's an Indian cat.
Oh, that don't matter.
He still wants to rock.
Dude, first of all, could you be on the stage doing that?
Well, would I?
No.
I would.
You'd try to be doing that at 38 years old.
Well, you know, not your asking a guy who's been on the fucking stage.
I'm just saying, would you do, I know, but I'm just saying, I'm a bad person to ask.
But no, most people wouldn't.
But here's the other, you know, here's the thing about Eminem.
No, he's kind of a fucking cunt because I'm not going to even say kind of.
He's a fucking jaguar.
I thought you meant to say, I don't mean to say cunt, but no, he just went again.
Yeah, I meant to say cunt.
No, okay.
He sent Vivek.
Ceasing the system.
Yeah, what a fucking chute.
Now, what does he care if Vivek wants to rock out to his shit?
You wonder why?
Because he's a lefty.
Well, yes, because what that guy is saying makes sense.
And the only way for him to not make sense is to make a big stink out of it.
You don't think there was somebody else behind Eminem that's like, hey, you should fucking
You're a little bit of, you're donating this much to this.
Man, the world is.
Yeah, I'm sure Eminem didn't actually send the letter himself, but.
No, I'm not saying he sent it himself, but somebody was like, they just, you think Eminem
gives a fuck if this guy's rapping on stage to his.
He's like, that's pretty cool.
A 38 year old.
That's what I would think.
Well, you would think that as a normal human being and something that has a half a fucking brain.
I would think that was kind of a compliment.
But that's, I mean, your music is living on.
That's why you're a musician.
Yeah, exactly.
That's why the fuck you make music.
But also he gets on the news by putting a cease and desist thing too.
But he doesn't want, does he want that bad publicity?
Well, all the.
Any publicity is good publicity, but.
Yeah, all the woke people will think he's cool.
All these dummies that never even heard of him.
He's a fucking 50 something year old man.
Yeah, right.
Nobody thinks he's cool anymore.
No.
He's not cool.
He's completely out of the loop like we are.
I told you when I met him, right?
Oh man.
It doesn't matter.
Fuck Eminem.
It was back in, it was back in 1999.
I did not know who he was.
But he had that song.
Everything is a conspiracy.
Please stand up.
The real Slim Shady or something like that.
I'm not a big Eminem guy.
Yeah, me either, but I saw him in concert.
Me and Matt had a two star.
I'm more of an I.C.P. guy.
No, I'm joking.
Okay.
Um, so.
It's insane.
It's fucking.
Isn't it just funny though?
So this guy raps a couple of lyrics.
Yeah.
Lyrics, words, words that are into the ether.
Yeah.
That millions and millions of people have heard.
It's probably getting to India right now.
You know what I mean?
Like they're shit.
They just got rid of thriller.
No Eminem's coming in.
Right.
They just heard of it.
Yeah.
They're just putting in the latest Bollywood release.
They just got a kid in the street.
84 bears.
The coach.
So this guy spits a couple of bars, shall I say?
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden he gets a cease and desist from Eminem's people.
Yeah.
Now for VAC, I think he'll probably end up being fucking Trump's vice president, man.
No, if he was a cool.
That would be cool.
If he was cool, he would rap another Eminem.
Not the one-year-old decision resists for it.
But he had the right one for every song.
That's a baller move right there, right?
Yeah.
He's kind of a baller too, you know.
He was on that fucking Republican primary debate stage and he was the center of attention.
Everybody was fighting with him.
He's the guy that's not bought out.
He's the guy that doesn't give a fuck what they say.
You know what?
He's young.
And he's a self-made millionaire.
He's mine.
He's rich.
Yeah.
And he knows how to hold himself.
He's not, you know what I mean?
Like you have to fit the protocol for the Zionists.
Yeah, yes, yes.
He was saying some shit about Israel last night and then he was going to really buddy up with them.
I saw him on some other show.
My wife was watching.
I don't know if I went for that shit, but whatever.
He said, he also said we should do like Israel, which I'd agreed on.
Just murder Palestinians?
No, no.
Oh.
Their borders are fucking secure.
They got the Iron Dome.
They got their shit fucking locked down.
They got it going.
We gave them the Iron Dome.
We did.
Okay.
So we got.
We helped lock them down.
We did.
Larry, holy shit.
Guess what I'm starting to take on Thursday?
Krav Maga.
What's that?
Israeli fucking hand-to-hand combat.
Come on.
I'm being dead serious.
Kiki and I are starting to take Krav Maga.
Are you serious?
It's so funny that it just came into that.
Yeah, I signed up the other day.
Well, I want to do that.
It's right here down the street.
And then we fight?
Well, I mean, we got to get beat up for a little whatever.
It's just funny that it just came to that.
I might be too old for that.
I completely just remembered that.
I might be too old for that.
No, not at all.
But I want to do something cool for my birthday.
So I was like, fuck it.
Why not learn how to kill people?
Yeah, I like that.
Dude, you got to watch these videos.
I've been working out, man.
I want to fucking rip someone's throat off.
I'm not going to lie about it.
Oh, I mean, at least you can do this.
If the fucking need be, if need be.
Oh, yes.
I mean, if something.
I don't want to do that.
You just said you did, but that's okay.
If I have to.
I mean, now you're retracting your statement that you just made more than three seconds ago.
Sometimes things get a little contradictory around here.
Yeah, that's all right.
That's just you and the marijuana talking over there.
You know what's funny though about getting back to Trump mugshot is okay.
What's that?
The very next day they have an alleged fucking white supremacist.
Oh, the Dollar General dude.
The agent and the Dollar General.
I don't, you know what?
I'm, you know, I really don't even fucking like to acknowledge these people.
Well, you know, they do that.
I really don't, man.
Biden does that to fucking offset the, you know, the hubble, hubble, blue fur.
It's more MK ultra bullshit.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking sending this guy out there.
And then did you know that the very next day after that there was another fucking shooting
in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
Yes, but okay.
This, listen, this is fucking meant to divide the people.
That's what the media does.
They divide the people.
They're not bringing anybody together.
Who's the fucking biggest racist in the country?
The biggest divider in chief was Obama and he's still running the country.
No, no.
The biggest racist in the country is the.
Sharpton and Jesse Jackson is a 24 hour news network because they take a narrative and
they fucking twist it and they get everybody up in fucking arms and then that's what creates
social divide.
Right.
It really does cause it's in your fucking face.
If we fall, baby, united, we stand.
That's how we need to do.
That's what they want to divide.
You know what they're going to fucking do, Larry?
Man, you ever watch a fucking movie and you love the first one and then the second one
is just like, oh, it's so bad.
Yeah.
So then they're like, oh, here's the new COVID movie.
Yeah.
I know they want to do the masks again.
They already do it in California.
They have mandates again.
Um, and a lot of schools do like a couple of schools, Rutgers and New Jersey and fucking
uh, let me think, oh shit.
There was like four of them.
I can't remember all of them, but it's pretty fucked up, dude.
Um, you know, the N95 masks are now known to have some plastic within them that cause
cancer.
You think?
That's what they say.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, you think who introduces cancer to the people?
The American government.
Fauci.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I know.
Fauci will fucking push it.
You're thinking AZT.
But he's also tough already.
I know.
I saw that motherfucker back out there fucking, I thought they had cocksucker retired.
That motherfucker should get the fuck out of her face.
Somebody had the audacity to put them on their dumb talk show.
Who?
You know, Fauci.
And I saw it on another thing online or something where they just had a snippet from that and
he's still out there saying, well, you know, you know, the mask.
Take it responsibility.
That's like, dude, I thought you retired.
Shut the fuck up, you little fucking elf.
I want, that's, that's the motherfucker whose throat needs to be ripped out by the fucking
corps by not me, but by someone who actually knows what they're doing.
Like an MMA fighter, one of these really badass motherfuckers, you know, with face tattoos
and shit that's just all wound up on roids or something.
I was listening to this thing about with George Bush, not senior.
And W.
W.
And he was saying that he was explaining about the chief general's task force.
They were talking with them and they're like, oh, we're going to replant and invading some
countries, you know, this and that.
And George Bush fucking says, W says that, you know, when the only tool you have is a
hammer, all your problems becomes a nail.
Yeah.
You know, and that's, I mean, that is the most dead end.
I mean, it's, it's just how we're dealing with everything.
You know, he didn't make that up though.
He just, that's one of those hillbilly sayings that's been around forever.
I didn't say he made it up.
I just want to put that out there for the people to not think that that guy has a brain
in his head.
When you put that in perspective to everything that we, the government does, you know what
I mean?
Like literally they just whack at it and then the residuals fall out and everybody has to
put the pieces together.
That's it.
They don't really cover their shit up that well.
No.
They do, they kill people and they murder people.
But they still leave a lot of fucking loose ends and a lot of obvious fucking things.
And then anybody that knows anything is living on edge the rest of their life because they're
thinking that they're the next one to get whacked.
Like this Victor Shokin guy, he's fucking scared for his life.
NSA whistleblower?
No, no, no, no, no.
That's Edward Snowden.
No, no, no.
I thought.
Victor Shokin is the guy that Joe Biden got fired.
He was the prosecutor for you.
No.
Ukraine.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's not NSA.
Okay, so I said whistleblower, I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's whistleblower.
I retract NSA.
Yeah, okay.
You better.
Fuck you, I will come over there punching you in the gut.
You homo.
See this fucking guy doesn't know Edward fucking Snowden.
I know Edward Snowden is motherfucker.
Edward Snowden is, by the way, shout out to Ed Snowden, cool motherfucker.
And you know, the reason that they want him dead and why he can't come back around is because
he leaked all that information.
All the truth.
All the shit about the phones too, how we're getting tracked and how.
But it's funny how they can leak shit now and it's like no big fucking deal.
They can do anything right now.
We've just talked about this.
I mean, you know, I'm going to tell you something, Larry, and I've been watching a lot of shit
lately about these Maui fires.
I think it's just so much more simple than a fucking DW.
I really do.
I think somebody just went out there and started a fire.
I just think at the lowest level.
I don't think so.
Why?
I don't think so.
I got online today and it showed this car.
The one with the melted, with the circle around it and the fucking.
And it's fucking, I don't know if it was with circle around it, but it was melted and it
showed a little tuft of grass.
And then the whole thing was like concrete and gravel and the thing was hundreds and
hundreds of feet away from the grass and it still was incinerated and melted.
I just think that it's such a simplistic land grab that everybody's way over fucking
looking at.
I don't think so.
I think you're falling for the Psyops, brother.
No, not at all.
Okay.
How about this?
I'll buy you $50 worth of crack.
Here's some gas and a lighter.
Go start a fire down there.
Or here's some meth or some tweak.
Yeah, but how about the people?
It's easier to take out a junkie.
How about the people?
Yeah, no shit, but here's the other thing, man.
How about the people who were burning from the inside from the microwaves that were jumping
into the ocean?
I didn't see any.
I haven't seen.
Well, yeah, I've been watching a lot of shit about it.
I know, but I don't think because Sherry, you know, she loved Lyanna.
That was her fucking thing.
You know, she was going to go there.
She actually was like, she has tickets to go there.
She still might go.
She was going to go there on vacation, but it might be something different now.
And you think there's, uh, you think it's going to be something different?
Yeah.
No, I mean, she's still my goal.
I can do help or something, you know, I don't know.
They won't let people in or out.
I know.
That's a lot of fucking shady shit going on.
Like that they blocked the people off and made them go back in.
Well, did you see that they put a black, black fucking shit all around it?
They have a no, no drone zone.
It's crazy what's going on there.
We are being blocked out from our own government.
No, from our own country that is with a legally annexed, okay?
So shall I say by our government, by our government, we can't even fucking look at
what's going on there.
Right.
Cause they don't want you to see the shady ass shit.
Yeah, like that they don't want.
There's too many fucking details, man.
The devil is in the details and they're going to fuck and they know that anybody with half
of a fucking scientific brain or half of a forensic fucking sense will be able to look
at pictures of that shit from overhead and say, that doesn't make sense.
That doesn't look right.
How did that happen?
And they won't have any answers for it.
You can't keep everybody out.
No, I know.
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign, you know?
The fucking people are not as stupid.
Wake up everybody.
Fucking hey.
They're going to try to send us back into COVID restrictions.
We got to wear masks and get locked out.
I'm not wearing a fucking mask.
For a fucking fake disease that is 99% non-fatal.
Yeah.
I mean, the vaccine doesn't even have fucking what do you call it, COVID in it?
No.
How is your body supposed to build a resistance to it if it doesn't contain the shit?
Well, because it has a lot of other shit in it that they want you to have in you.
But they're going to try to lock us down again, Larry.
Thank God I'm an essential worker.
Okay?
But at the same time, the shit's finally getting back to normal.
I know so many people that are still struggling from that.
I know people who lost cars, houses, fucking marriages.
You know what I mean?
My boy fucking got laid off, started boozing and drugging and lost his family.
You know, fuck.
It's not like...
The American dream, right?
Yeah.
Now they're going to tell, the government is going to tell us what to do.
Take your stimulus check and buy guns.
Arm yourself to the teeth.
Yes.
Because they will take it fucking...
Good fucking bullets, baby.
Give them an inch and they're going to take a fucking mile.
Yeah.
But...
Give them an inch, they think they're fucking...
Who the fuck am I to say anything about what's going on?
I have no directive or insight or what's going to happen.
All I know is what the government tells me and that COVID cases are going up again.
That's a lie.
Well...
That's bullshit.
COVID is fucking fake.
I know some people think that people, they know people that supposedly died from COVID
or whatever.
But like anyone I know...
Well, they were categorizing other deaths in the COVID.
Yeah.
And the other thing is most of the people were either really old or they got killed in the
hospital.
Or pre-existing conditions.
I don't know of anybody...
Or they were obese.
Yeah.
But here's the other part, though.
I don't think anybody died at home.
It was when they brought you into the fucking hospital, gave you the shitty fucking drugs
that made your lungs fill with fluid, put you on the ventilator.
That was the fucking death sentence.
You have to correct your legs and make an omelette.
Tony's dead and he told me, man.
I think I hit that.
We talked about it.
He said they fucking killed my dad.
He was fine.
He was fucking fine, man.
Until...
And then they don't let the family in to see because they don't want you to see the nefarious
shit that's going on.
Why in the fuck would they not let the people in?
You know?
Because they don't want you to...
They want you to see your loved ones getting treated like a fucking piece of shit.
You might be lucky and get to see them through a window if they're on the ground floor.
So when my fucking...
My pop had a stroke.
That was on the tail end of COVID.
Yeah.
And it was still...
They had those institutions...
We didn't let anybody in.
Of masks.
And one or two people can go in at a time and they would rotate families out.
And I'm going to tell you right now, we were there for...
Man.
Two months, three months.
And I'd never seen anybody come in and clean any equipment.
And I was there for hours.
Really?
Around hours.
Never seen them clean the bathroom.
Never seen anybody...
Really?
The janitor would come in and wipe everything.
But they had fucking...
They had to put a fence up outside at the first floor blocking people saying that you
cannot come outside the window to look at your loved ones.
Oh man.
That is fucking barbaric shit, man.
Dude, that's a...
Listen, that's a fucking communist shit right there.
Those motherfuckers should be fucking killed.
You want to talk about social credit score shit?
Narc on your neighbors?
It's like giving out fucking speeding tickets as a copy.
I'm worried about that.
You gotta meet your fucking quota.
You know what I mean?
My neighbors are going to be calling like crazy on me.
But I'm just saying, think about that.
You get incentives if you narc on your neighbors and your friends and everybody else that's
in your life and then all of a sudden they get fucking nicked.
Oh man.
I'm fucked.
No, we gotta...
You're a good person.
You don't do harm to people.
My neighbor fucking nicked me.
My other neighbor loves me though.
You're not doing nefarious shit.
You're not fucking...
No.
But I mean, I could tell you who is.
Yeah.
Everybody running the government.
Yeah.
Every one of them.
They always like to fucking make it.
I mean, we're just like a...
And I'll tell you man, Kevin McCarthy and all these Republican, these fucking...
They're a bunch of poor lenders too, man.
Well, they are.
They fucking have no balls to get anything done.
Biden should be fucking behind bars.
I think it makes more money to fight against each other than to work with each other.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It's easier to split the country than to have it in unison.
And they get better TV ratings.
I'm sure it's the fucking...
I'm sure there's some script writer fucking telling them what to do next.
Oh, you know what would be really good?
Let's do this.
Now they got a whole bunch of guys.
All the writers that are on strike from Hollywood are probably writing for it now.
That's why something crazy happens every single day.
Because we're all like, no, no, no, no, let's do this instead.
And the boss is like, don't worry guys, we'll do both.
You know.
It's just such bullshit.
You can't please everybody.
Yeah.
You can fool them.
You can't please them.
You can fool them some of the time.
You can't fool them all the time.
Not all the time.
And then eventually you can't be fooled.
All you have to do is just move around different people.
That's the thing.
If you keep on trying to fool the same people, they're going to catch on to your shit.
If you keep moving around, guess what?
You could pull that lick a lot.
Yeah.
Well, what lick?
I'm not looking to pull any licks, man.
It's those guys that are pulling the licks.
I'm just saying, if that's what you're going to be doing.
If you sit in one space and get stagnant.
You know, you can fool some people sometimes.
Well, there's a thing, though, they're all on TV and they're all fucking nationwide,
so there's not many people that don't see it.
I was talking grass roots shit.
I was just saying, like a normal dirtbag like you.
Oh, okay.
I see.
You know what I mean?
If you're in the same place.
Just like when we go on the road and play all over in every different city.
Every night you have a fucking fresh bunch of...
Herpes.
Yeah, exactly.
And you know, nobody knows how bad you were the night before.
What you did or how ridiculous it was.
But you know you were.
I know.
God knows, too.
That's why I don't do that shit anymore.
No.
You had a three-way with disaster.
Me, disaster and calamity.
God.
No, God was not in the three-way.
Sorry, dude.
Oh, I'm sorry for you.
So yeah, it's some good shit, man.
What's that?
This weed.
Oh, yeah.
I can tell.
It was when you clammed up over there.
Fucking A.
So they are just so afraid of Trump, these lefties.
And you know what else?
I don't think they're afraid of him.
Oh, yeah, they are.
Why do you think they're fucking exciting him?
His fucking trial date is like March 4th, the day before Super Tuesday, the main fucking
thing, the most important day of the primary elections.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And they were all fighting to get a court date on that date.
They all wanted a date.
All, you know, two or three of them were.
How many leaders do you think have had their political opponents arrested?
Just name names.
Fuck, man.
Just start.
I will play a little game.
So leaders, wait a second.
Leaders who have had the political slowdown, sucka.
That's not even a person.
That's a country.
I don't know their names.
I don't know their fucking names, man.
Why would you do?
I asked you for a name and you named a country.
Okay.
So leaders who have had their political opponents arrested.
This is easy.
Come on.
You got this, kiddo.
Castro.
Yes, sir.
Putin.
He's not on this list.
But yes, probably yes.
Probably didn't then, if he's not.
I think Putin's a good guy.
Just play the game.
I think he's a good guy.
Just play the game.
Is Putin's a good guy?
I think he's great.
I would fucking vote for him.
I'm sorry I cut you off on that.
Wait a minute.
Please elaborate.
I think he's a great guy, man.
You know that they're coloring him so bad on TV and you know that all they do is lie.
Would you write shirtless with them on a horse?
Fucking write on one.
On the same horse, you got to write on the back.
I don't know about that.
That'd be an amazing painting.
You'd have to hold a sickle.
Sickle.
If I got to hold a sickle, I would do it.
So if you one arm around Putin's waist and the sickle and the hair around the other arm
and the horses up in the air.
It's so I don't fall off, lad.
I swear.
That'd be amazing.
There's one that they fucking made.
I saw it on the computer.
It was fucking pretty cool.
It was Trump and Putin on lions.
They were on one.
Each of them were on their own lines.
Yeah.
Well, you see the one where Trump's riding a T-Rex with a machine gun, right?
In the American flag.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the greatest T-shirt ever.
And I'm not saying just because of Trump.
I'm saying that.
It's just great.
Whoever made that shirt, it's the great idea.
I mean, just yes.
Just the culmination of all those ideas.
You got guns.
You got a T-Rex.
You got Trump.
You got an American flag.
Yeah.
It's got it all, man.
You know what the funny thing is, 10 years from now, 20 years from now, this shit's
going to be funny.
Like vintage funny.
You know what I mean?
You know what else would be good on that T-shirt if the T-Rex had a little guitar for
his little baby front legs.
Oh, but the T-Rex is playing the guitar?
Like an Esteban one.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, Trump has the gun.
The T-Rex has like a little flying beard.
No, a little Mexican guitar.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that would work.
Like the Ramones, Adios Amigos.
Sort of, I think.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
They had a dinosaur.
Maybe we'll talk about the same thing.
No, we're not.
Probably.
That's okay.
I think the Ramones one, they had Mexican hats on.
No, that's what made me think of that.
They had some Breros.
That's the furthest from making them Mexican.
Oh, yeah.
Shit.
Back to the game.
Come on.
You only said one dude.
Oh, okay.
It's so easy.
Shit, man.
Biden.
Yes.
He's the last one.
Okay.
On this funny list.
I mean, it must be 88 degrees outside.
Hitler.
Let's see.
Stalin.
Yes.
Lenin.
No.
Okay.
It's got.
No, Lenin just killed him.
It's got Mao, Stalin, Mussolini, Castro.
Oh, yeah, Mussolini.
Pol Pot.
Pol Pot, of course.
Which is funny.
I think that's hilarious.
It's not funny though.
That's horrible, man.
What's that?
That it's not right.
That's fucked up and it's not good and it's sick.
Well, but I mean.
You know, they just, they have no value for human lives.
They'll put a motherfucker in jail.
Just like these people on January 6th, there's people that got so much time, so many fucking
years for that bullshit that nothing even happened, you know?
And the true insurrection was actually the fucking silent coup that was going on from
the inside from the Stalin fucking election.
Man, the Democrats love putting people in jail, don't they?
They sure do, man.
That gets their rocks off, man.
Woo.
What's their whistle?
That's their thing, man.
They're fucking worse than, they're worse than Hitler, man.
Well, I don't know about that.
I always say that shit about, ah, I think they are.
I mean, they just took a picture of this guy.
Because you knew what he was about.
These motherfuckers are, I don't know, unless Hitler was telling them, oh yeah, I'm a great
guy.
I don't know.
I wasn't around.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I know, but now you're coming up with a few shit scenarios.
Because there's just a bunch of liars.
Like, you know, Biden, I'm going to join everyone together.
Man, he divided us more than Obama did.
And here's the thing.
That's because Obama is still running the fucking country.
Frank Marshall Davis, Jr. and Big Mike.
Fucking.
Okay.
So, the Obamas are still running the country.
And, um, they're saying that the-
Are the Obamas still running the country?
Oh, I think so.
Okay.
I think so.
And, uh, the other thing is-
Mm-hmm.
Tell the thing, Larry.
The fucking cook.
Oh, man.
That's a poor guy, man.
He was naked.
Huh?
Yeah.
Because I guess they didn't find his body until hours later, you know?
But they found his clothes like 20 minutes into the search.
And when they found him, he was naked.
And I think-
I mean-
I mean, did you ever see those pictures of fucking, uh-
I think that they give a-
Uh, I think-
Who's saying Obama with the, uh, busted up fingers in the black eye?
I think he caught-
I think the cook was having gay sex with fucking Big Mike.
And he caught up.
Allegedly.
Uh-uh.
Allegedly.
I mean, I wasn't there.
Thank you, Larry.
You can see whatever you want.
I said, I think.
That's my- that's what I think.
But that's what you gotta say, allegedly.
Okay.
But I mean, now you're just like everybody else.
That's what everybody else thinks.
No, I'm just taking a guess, man.
I guess it's-
Well, I wore his hands all beat up.
Why did he have a black eye?
Maybe he got in a fight with this fucking guy.
Okay.
When he caught him fucking around with his man.
First of all, if that's what happened and then he goes out and plays golf the next day,
he's a fucking pimp.
Well, yeah.
And a fucking boss.
And I think that's where they got the pictures of him with the, uh-
I mean, this guy's untouchable.
With the bruise up-
Knuckles.
He does that.
He is untouchable, dude.
It's fucking-
I'm just saying, like, that fucking-
That definitely puts the nail in the coffin that he's untouchable.
If that's what you're doing that openly?
Yeah.
And you know, it was so weird.
We would be on the road.
We would be in Europe, okay?
In Germany somewhere on the fucking-
Somewhere on the, uh-
What would have been the west side of the fucking west Germany, you know, like in the
old days.
And people would want to know, I would have to say in German, it was Blaustadt, you know,
they were blue state, and then they would like us.
They would be fucking thinking that we were just some band from middle America, and we
weren't from a blue state, from Chicago or something.
They don't care.
They don't- they won't like you.
And then when Bush was the president, and we would go there all the time, and people
thought we were just complete assholes, but as soon as fucking Obama got elected, oh boy,
and we were just so fucking great all of a sudden, everybody just loved it that.
And this is just- I'm talking rock fans, teenagers, and fucking people in their 20s
and 30s.
They know about American politics.
Yeah, they knew everything about it.
I know, but I'm just saying-
And I'm like-
Why do they fucking care so much, man?
But they did, and they wanted to know we were in a blue state.
And I'm talking all the way back in like 2004.
Yeah, it's like you go-
I didn't know what the fuck a blue state was, you know.
Like you go back to Germany and think that they're still Nazis.
You know what I mean?
Like I've seen this on TV.
I would get them all to do the Heil Hitler and act like Nazis.
Geez, that's illegal, I think, there, isn't it?
Go totally.
I didn't get a ticket.
Ah, it's verboten, they'd say.
You know, we would be drinking and partying, and eventually I'd say, come on, let's hear
you bark out some German yelling like that with your, draw a little mustache on and shit.
Go ahead.
What are you trying to do?
It doesn't sound safe.
Dude, I was having fun.
Yeah, making other people do your bidding.
You weren't doing it, were you?
No.
Exactly.
Because it's no good if I do it.
Give some sort of decorum.
You gotta have a German fucking sound and voice.
I'm sure you could replicate that if you really needed to.
It's not that difficult.
But I don't, I could float.
Where'd you get that one from?
It's the same one, man.
Okay.
It's the same one.
It's magic.
It lasts forever.
You wish.
What did I want to talk about?
Got another thing.
Ah, man.
So, Nido's grandpa, we found out was a Freemason, and he was trying to...
You're gonna bring this up?
Well, it's important information.
I don't know about that.
So our listeners know what they're dealing with here.
With who me?
Yeah.
I come from a long line of masons.
See, better shut your piehole.
Bear you in a backyard, your own backyard.
Native Americans leading Redskins petition outrage that a Washington commander's rep
called them fake group.
Wait, who are you?
I know, I'm sorry, I read that fast.
But it's just funny.
Native Americans leading Redskins petition outrage that a Washington commander's
rep called them fake group.
Oh, man.
So he's saying the Native Americans are a fake group.
So the Redskins, they want their name back to be the Redskins.
Yeah.
And the commanders are like, you guys aren't real.
This is what you get, right?
But the white people did this to these people.
It's just another injustice.
It's all I wanted to say.
Look at how the white people are fucking the Indians again.
It's crazy.
They complete, oh my God, blatant.
So telling them that their tribe is fake.
Yeah, basically saying that it's not real.
You're making this up.
No, they call their organization a fake group, not that the Native Americans are, but they
change the name because people were up in arms because it was called the Redskins.
Yeah.
And it turns out that the Indians really don't mind.
It's like the Blackhawks going to take them away.
Well, the Cleveland Indians are called something else now.
I don't even know what I'm following.
Baseball.
I just thought that was funny.
There's another one that changed too, man.
All these people folded to this fucking woke bullshit.
Well, no, the whites took away the Redskins, but the Redskins didn't want it.
And now the Redskins want it back and the whites won't give it back to them.
I mean.
Indian givers.
There you go.
But isn't that just hilarious?
I mean, it's very cyclical.
Isn't it funny how it's called Indian giver, but it's us that was actually being the Indian
givers in the sense of the word?
You know what I mean?
Well, I mean, I think the Moors were here before the Indians.
What are you talking about?
The Moors.
Indians are just Northern Mexicans or Southern Canadians, man.
Let's talk about North America.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, the Moors.
You think they were here before the Mexicans or the Indians?
Yeah.
What are you, nuts?
You fucking...
Maybe...
I'm stoned.
No way.
It couldn't be.
Maybe they invaded.
Dude, the Moors are all over the joint, dude.
Yeah, but I don't think they were here before the Indians were here.
I don't know.
They might have came here.
Yeah.
Okay.
And when you come here...
But there was already Indians all over the place, man.
Who the fuck knows, man?
It's just cool that these motherfuckers got to get in the boat and just go around and
do whatever they want.
Well...
I mean, minus...
Minus the long travel.
Well, and the mob mentality, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, and all the gay rapings.
Okay.
Thanks, man.
I don't know why you had to go with gay, but okay.
You know those boys on the ships get fucking lonely and...
I don't know.
I don't think there's many women on board.
I don't think there's any women.
It sounds like you want to be a sailor.
It's kind of like being in jail or something.
Oh, yeah.
Don't you lie to us.
It sounds like you're Mecca.
Yeah, okay.
You're the one going on the fucking trip.
Oh, burn!
You got me, Larry.
That one fucking hurt.
Here.
You want to make me run?
So, I was listening to our last episode and I was like...
Man, I was really shocked.
I was listening to how much I was coughing and shit and how fucked up I sounded.
I was like, wow, I was more shocked than normal.
It was pretty good though, anyway.
Well, that's good to know, Larry.
Thanks for telling us that.
So, you don't think that they're afraid of Trump and that's why they're putting them
in fucking all these indictments with fucking 90-some charges.
He's only a man.
He's looking at...
Well, here's the thing though, man.
You woke everybody from the bullshit.
Everybody is turned on this guy.
Everybody's turned on Trump.
So, what the fuck?
Why would you trust anybody?
Everybody turned on Jesus, man.
I'm just saying, that's what they do.
He's a patsy, too.
Everybody's gonna turn on you.
But when you're a fighter, you're a fighter and you're either gonna not give up or you will.
And he's not a fucking giver-upper.
He's not a pussy.
These are the...
I can't think of many other people that would be able to handle the relentless non-stop onslaught.
These are the fucking assholes we have the represent our country.
This is the best we have.
A bunch of fucking...
I mean, come on.
A bunch of mama fucking lukes and we can't do nothing about it.
Yeah, I know.
Fucking how about Mitch McConnell?
Does he look like a fucking turtle or what?
I don't even know who that is.
The fucking...
The guy who...
I don't know what he looks like.
Stop talking.
I don't know what he looks like.
Oh, you don't know what he looks like?
No, I just read the news.
He looks like a turtle, but you should know what these people look like in case you see him on the street.
Even though I just wanna walk right by them.
I'm sure other people will be doing it, Larry.
Probably.
You know what I'll do?
If you ever see a crowd of people screaming,
fuck you to an old man, join in.
No, no, you know what I'll do?
I'll do whatever my generation is calling.
I will ask somebody what's going on.
I just won't join in.
Just do what I'm telling you.
I'm not swayed that easily.
Just do what I'm telling you.
Just jump in.
No.
Join in on a chant.
You could figure out what they're about pretty quick.
By a chant of people?
Yeah, you figure out what they're saying and you know if they're fucking good or bad right away.
As long as they're in front of the Tom's Free Clinic, I'm good.
Yeah.
Well, it's illegal, by the way, to protest in front of Tom's Free Clinic.
I don't know if people know that.
And I don't know if it is.
You cannot protest at abortion clinics and you cannot protest at Tom's Free Clinic because he performs certain things.
What are you doing?
You know, they'll come down on you.
The left fucking society will come down on you, although we're not like that and we don't believe in that.
Listen, man, do what you gotta do, man.
Do whatever you want to do.
Fucking just keep it out of my shit.
Yeah, no, I think you should be able to do whatever you want to do.
How come the...
Protest how you want, do what you want, say what you want.
But they got this new law where they will fucking come down on you hard if you're protesting in front of like, a planned parent or not even protest.
Like, I've seen things where girls or women were getting arrested.
You know, talking to a girl and saying, honey, do you need help?
Here's a card.
You know, some kind of...
They worked across the street from a plan, from a planned parenthood or whatever for six months.
Maybe no, longer than that.
Probably like eight months.
It actually started as the Negro plan.
That was the original name for it.
And then they obviously had to change it.
Planned Parenthood.
The original thing was...
Where did you read this?
Oh, dude, it's a known fact.
Okay, well, I don't know it.
I'm just asking.
I just wanted to know where it was.
Yeah, and back in the day, you know...
Back when you said Negro.
Yeah, I mean, you don't have to say it again, but that's fine.
I don't even know if that's...
I mean, we're not trying to racially disparage you.
No, not at all.
I'm just...
I'm not gonna fucking...
You know what?
I'm not gonna speak politically correct for...
I'm not gonna say...
When the microphones go off?
For anybody.
At all.
Anytime, ever.
And with this mask thing, by the way, check out Catechronic.
Johnny don't need no mask.
I'm gonna fucking re-advertise that a little, maybe.
Okay.
Put a different screen on it.
Because if you know...
Nah, man, just put it back out.
Maybe just hype it again.
Okay, man, maybe put it on a fucking RSS feed.
Maybe.
Yeah.
We can do that.
You can integrate music with what we're doing.
We could do that.
We'll wait until they mandate that shit.
Well, you know...
By the way, everybody should not...
I really fucking...
Yeah, I really hope...
Everybody should not fucking follow suit.
If they want you to put on a mask, tell them to fuck off.
But here's the thing, man.
We have no...
If the government shuts down businesses again and says you can't do this and you can't do
that, these business owners have to comply.
They can't do anything about it.
There is no way that we are not going to be able to...
As a citizen, don't have to comply.
And listen, I'm not...
Huh?
As a business owner?
As a citizen, you don't have to comply.
Well, if...
I'm not gonna...
Maybe I'm not a citizen.
I don't know.
I think they take a...
It's like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey.
They were giving away gift cards to get vaccines.
Yeah.
20 bucks for a fucking...
If you get a vaccine.
And now, Biden was also spouting some shit about new vaccine shots, you know?
These new ones work, he said.
Something like that.
Well, they don't.
I know.
But he said something dumb like that.
I know.
Yeah, I'm just...
Who lets him say that?
I'm sure they fucking cringe every time he opens his fucking mouth.
Well, because he wanted to...
His vaccines are big money.
That's what they want.
Oh, yeah.
Totally.
What it boils down to is vaccines generate revenue.
That's all it is, dude.
The American people are fucking guinea pigs, and the fucking farm of places are just cash cow...
We're cash cows, basically, for them.
How about that guy, Hibbler, man?
He was talking about...
Kyle Hibbler.
He was talking about... he was hard pressed.
He can't find any cases of cancer previous to the polio shots.
Yeah, 1940s, 1944.
And he would like to, you know, if anybody knows of any, to, you know, get a hold of him
and let him know.
And I don't think anybody has been...
Well, when did they start testing the nuclear warheads?
That's another thing.
That's when we really started introducing when nuclear fusion came around.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
That's a good question.
Because I would...
I mean, you would think...
I know the guy that invented the X-ray dropped out of radiation.
Yeah, for...
Yeah, yeah.
So fucking couldn't stop fucking around with the thing.
Marie Curie, right?
She died of fucking... of radiation poisoning, I think.
So you don't want to be handling that shit.
How about all the ladies in the old days when they would put the glow-in-the-dark spots on
the watch faces, like, you know, and the Elgin watch.
We talked about this, yeah.
Yeah, the ladies that worked there would put a little like as mascara.
No, they would lick it.
Put a little on their lips.
Put it as nail polish.
And the shoot was literally radioactive.
Yeah, and they would do this before they go home.
And they'd be glowing in the dark and everyone was probably like, oh, that's cool.
The one I saw, the ladies just licked it.
And it killed her right away?
Well, no, no, it didn't kill him right away.
It took a while.
But yeah, but they didn't put it as nail polish and shit.
No, my dad was telling me stories that they would do that, you know.
I believe Big Joe shot her.
Put on fucking nail polish.
Like lumen acids or something.
Use a little as...
Yeah, and go out for the night, you know, and you'd see him at the bar.
And you'd be like, oh, Jesus, you don't think that...
Some horror would go in the dark.
You wouldn't think that's bad for you.
I know.
It's like stupid naive people were back then.
Yeah, they didn't know.
Fucking bunch of blockheads.
You know, it's just some fucking factory worker that takes a paintbrush and swipes on the 12
and the three and the six and the nine, you know.
You know how those watches look, those old town ones.
I know what a watch looks like, Larry.
I mean, Jesus, crime in here.
For people at home might not know what a watch is.
Fucking killing me over here.
It's the thing you would wear around your wrists.
It's a little clock with numbers and shit.
Hands.
Had hands.
Two hands.
Hey, how did they know when it was time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house?
How?
When the big hand was on the little hand.
I don't know how I fell for that, but okay, Larry, you're on fucking fire.
That's a fucking old one.
See, this Michael's been dead for what, 20 years or something?
Something like that.
Yeah, it was just crazy.
Actually, he's not dead.
He's living in Antarctica with fucking Elvis and what's his name?
JFK Jr.
Tupac.
Yeah, they're all playing shuffleboard.
Exactly.
Drinking baby blood.
You know what, I was watching this video about 9-11 again and you know, remember the terror
rating?
It was like different colors.
Yeah, yeah.
And it was like, we were in yellow and then it would get worse.
We had a Team Rocket flyer with the terror rating on it.
Yeah.
Isn't that funny?
Isn't that funny how they instilled that in this?
Where is that now?
You know what I mean?
It just disappeared one day.
Yeah, we were now going to do the terror rating.
Because it's all bullshit.
They waited for it to wear off.
They still harass the fuck out of you in airports and make you take off your shoes and your
belt and this and that and fucking all that other bullshit.
But they really don't give a fuck about terrorists because if they did, the Southern Borden wouldn't
be fucking wide open, man.
All right, now listen to this.
Smuggler with ties to ISIS helped migrants enter U.S. from Mexico, raising alarm bells
across government.
This is on the newspaper and what is that supposed to do?
Insight fear.
Yeah.
Because the newspaper is bullshit.
We all know that.
Why would you print something like that?
To scare people.
Yeah.
So we could be like, told you so?
That's all it is.
It's just a told you so.
Well, some people think here's part of it.
They got to show what a bunch of cocksuckers these are.
Donald Trump does or the fucking white hats, the people who are good, have to show how
bad Biden is, how fucking crooked it really is, how deep the deep state goes, how fucked
up it really is.
They're either going to have to clean it up because it's so in your face or we're going
to be a fucking communist country and that's just all there fucking is to it and we're
going to have to do something about it.
Back to social credit score.
All they're going to want to do is just keep you in fucking line.
We're going to get back on COVID payments again, just like fucking the Hawaii.
Here's $700.
Shut the fuck up.
Here's $1400.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't have to do anything for it.
We get to fucking ruin the economy.
We get to ruin morale.
That's the worst thing is morale.
People are fucking locked in their places by themselves.
Yeah.
And you know, people, and that's the thing too.
People will take the money and they'll say, yeah, man, you could sit all day.
You could smoke pot.
You could fucking play video games.
You'll have your own little apartment, your own little quote unquote jail cell basically.
That's paid for.
How about those people in China, man, when they fucking welded their doors shut?
Yeah, they all died in the fire.
You know, they do shit like that.
How about when they had the people's, they took their pets, okay, during COVID because
of COVID quote unquote.
They had the bags of cats tied in bags on the street and then guys were coming by with
fucking baseball bats.
Oh, Larry, okay.
All right.
You hear them all.
I don't know why you.
My wife was like, oh my God, she's watching this on some fucking, on some fucking website.
What are you watching, Larry?
Watching what was going on, man, or when they showed all the people locked in their buildings
and they were screaming, screaming to each other across the fucking way.
People all on their balconies because they can't leave their fucking apartment, man,
and the guys on the street will shoot you.
And these motherfuckers are clubbing their cats, killing their, you know, stomping puppies
on the head.
Did you see that?
Yes.
You saw them stomping puppies on their head.
Yes, dude.
It was fucking horrible shit, dude.
They had a bag, it was like a, you know, them fucking clear net laundry bags or something,
you know, like some kind of garment bag or something.
Yeah.
Put something in and zip it to wash it in.
That's what it looked like.
Bags, big bags like that, like almost the size of an army duffel bag filled with everybody's
cats.
They must have a lot of cats in China.
And they're fucking.
Not anymore.
No, not anymore.
It's right, dude.
It was horrible and they were fucking just smashing these fucking cats, dude.
Okay, and they don't have to keep on repeating yourself.
No, it was fucked up.
It was one of the most horrible things.
Oh yeah, why do you keep on repeating it, then?
You know, like that's what these commie motherfuckers will do.
They don't give a fuck about your pets.
They're communists.
Yeah.
Do you think they care?
But do you think these people care?
Yeah.
You think our government cares about us?
No.
Of course not.
We treat animals better than we treat humans in this country.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
What does that go to show?
Well, you know what?
There was a lot of people very sad about it in China whose pets they were.
You can always get another cat.
Oh, yeah.
You can't get on alive.
No, and people were also dying, you know, because they needed attention and they were
stuck in those things.
The doors are well shut or they're running out of food.
They're starving to death.
You know, all kinds of shit.
Start a fire at the bottom.
They can't get their medicine.
And just take everybody out.
Oh man.
It'd be a lot happier.
If you got some crazy motherfucker at the bottom, you know, some nut like a Pauley fucking start
his apartment on fire because he's nuts and he wants to kill himself and he happens to
live on the bottom.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Start at the bottom, yeah.
But you know, it could really actually happen, you know.
Anything can happen.
And that's what they did and that's what they do.
What do you want to happen?
Anything can happen, you know.
Think of the most craziest thing in your life.
Hey, you know, today is anything can happen, Day.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Well, what's going to happen today?
Oh, who knows?
Anything.
Anything can.
You're right.
But it's just so brutal and, you know, it's just all fake.
We got a unit party going on.
The fucking, the, the, it's all a big act with this Republican Democrat bullshit.
You know, it's all part of the same thing and it's all a big fucking lie.
And they put in who they want in and they fucking want to make money for their own families
and they want to stay in power, man.
Because once you get that fucking power, that's it, dude.
You don't want to have a fucking give it back.
That's it.
You're done.
Why?
Why would you?
You go crazy.
You become fucking insane.
You think that you're God or something.
Look at these people who hold high positions that are still, what the fuck is that, Mitch
McConnell and then the other lady, the one that fucking, they're just like, just say,
I, you know what I'm saying?
Come on.
Feinstein.
Yeah.
I mean, it is what it is.
We can't really do anything about it.
Power rich, get richer.
Power stays in the image.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You had your hit list?
Yeah, man.
Here it is.
You read it?
These people and I'll see you pick up your money from Guido.
Okay.
All right.
We want to say thanks to Clara, Jay, Mary, Sherry, Becky, Luann, Chrissy, Tiffany, Hascolla,
Zodiac, no shirt, Nick, Chris, Matthew, Ross, no filter, Frank, my cats, of course, Elena
and Harmony.
The only fans girls.
Yes, Mr. X.
Mr. X, thanks, man.
Hey, and if anybody can get me a good solid video or something on Steven Paddock because
needles are very large.
It is very large.
The internet.
I have been scouring.
I can't find a good book, no nothing.
Fucking send it to us at Twitter.
Send us a link at Larry and Needles.
Because I'm probably can't find it because he's a fucking crisis actor or something.
I mean, I just, there's nothing about this guy and I'm really intrigued by this.
I really am.
I showed you.
I sent you that link to that other thing.
Yeah, but it was only, it wasn't, it was okay.
It was two hours and 40 minutes, man.
Yeah.
Three hours.
I didn't get the right link.
Okay.
I got to look again.
I got so much fucking shit on my phone.
So listen to this, man.
So a long man.
Because I'll tell you a lot about Steven Paddock, not about him, the person, but a lot about
what he did that day and that night, you know, a lot of detail.
His actions and shit.
Yes.
Like, yeah, he sent me the wrong one.
He was with and everything.
I'll look again.
I'll send it to you, Needles.
So this Long Island man says he drove 140 miles to the vet as his chihuahua was overdosed
on cocaine.
Oh my God.
Two of them, not just one.
Oh man.
So these things were partying.
He pleaded not guilty Monday to two counts of animal cruelty according to court records.
Shit.
No speeding though.
18 month old puppies.
Well, that's because like what you said earlier, people care more about dogs than any speeding.
Who cares?
Who cares if you're going crazy on the road and you're going to kill some of human?
You like my dog.
You got dogs that are overdosing your code.
My chihuahua was a road deal.
Fuck everyone.
But.
You think that a chihuahua, a scenic Mexican chihuahua would be able to handle.
One's name was Freddie.
Like Freddie Prince.
I don't know.
You think you'd like Coke?
Both dogs tested positive for cocaine.
Oh man.
And fentanyl.
No.
They lived through the fentanyl.
They must have done it before.
Do they get barcan?
Oh man.
Yeah, barcan.
Earth.
Oh man, they took them to two separate vats, man.
It's very funny.
The hell they gave them.
Doctors administrated Narcan to reverse the fentanyl.
Oh man.
Wow.
We should start a company called Barcan for dogs.
Go around and slip people's dogs fentanyl and then we'll knock on the door and say,
hey lady, your dogs are dead.
It looks kind of suspicious.
You just show up a minute later.
Well, time is of the essence.
The dogs are deemed, lady.
Wanted to give them a shot or not.
And just walking by.
$900 cash.
Yeah, just walking by.
Ma'am, we only take cash.
Sangling.
How much do you have on you?
I can give you just enough, not the whole thing for your dog.
Right.
We'll give them half a shot.
But the other one up front.
And then I'll just stand behind you and go in my knuckle.
We need half down now.
Dude, what a horrible business.
Odine dogs.
And then using your own Narcan to get them going.
Well, that brings me to the next thing because I have to say this.
Otherwise, we won't get our free studio time.
We won't get our time paid for.
If you do have an overdosing dog or something or cat, you know, my cat one time stepped
into my dope and licked her paw and I thought she was going to OD.
It was, you know, some smack and some fucking Xanax.
You said the best sex ever.
No, I was worried, but she was fine.
But if something like that happens to your animal, you can take them to Tom's free clinic.
Because like I said, they treat animals as well as people.
And don't forget about the garage around back if you have a car trouble.
If you punch the cop and you got a drop, Tom's free clinic.
Tom, Tom doesn't actually do the veterinary work because Breller does, but Tim.
Yeah.
THOM and then Tom.
THOM and then TOM.
I think it's T I H M.
I've never even seen that.
I think it's Tim with a silent P.
What?
You know, I'm down.
No, I don't know.
I like when there's a silent letter on the front.
No, I'm on the front.
Yeah, I like when there's silent letters and shit.
You should be a silent motherfucker.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Tom with a P.
Crazy as stone.
You never saw it spelled that way?
No, that was the P.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, I gotta take a piss.
Let's wrap this bitch up.
All right, man.
Thank you for tuning in.
We really appreciate it.
I had a great time talking at you.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
Thanks for listening.
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