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Larry and Needle Show
Okay, welcome everybody to Larry and Needle Show.
I'm Larry.
I'm Needle.
Ah.
Don't leave at all.
Holy shrikey.
I had a hell of a week.
Yes, you did.
Two gigs.
Yeah.
In the middle of the week, man, on school nights.
On Thursday night, we played at the...
CBD Farm.
CBD Farm and...
Which, it's sugar baby summer.
I mean, that's a good way to...
Yeah, and the best part was that no shirt, Nick showed up and he fucked him.
Did he?
Yeah.
No shit.
And he jammed the whole...
Did he wear a shirt?
Yeah, but he was on buttons.
He took it off.
I mean, there's nine shirts on that, nine buttons on that shirt, sir.
And you only got two done.
I even had my shirt off.
Well, because it was balls ass hot out.
It was like 98 degrees at fucking five o'clock last night.
Yeah.
It's a clock.
Yeah, and it was fun, man.
And we rocked the house and...
It's a CBD Farm, which is hilarious.
It was funny because this guy comes up to me and he's like,
there was this one band that were really fucking good.
Last year they played here, they were called Catechronic.
But you guys are fucking way better.
So you can't tell...
And I told them, dude...
You didn't look at the kick drum?
You didn't look at the t-shirt...
No, we don't have a name on them.
You didn't look at a t-shirt that one of us are wearing?
Yeah, well I sold them a t-shirt.
And uh...
You were wearing a Catechronic t-shirt.
No, I was wearing my white...
Should have been...
...cult leader shirt.
Should have been wearing...
Oh, your fucking Peruvian banana farmer shirt?
Yeah, yeah, you know...
You should have been wearing...
So tan, I wanted to fucking...
Defect?
Yeah.
P.T. Boat on the way to Havana.
Yeah, so Nick fucking played and...
Nice.
It was really good and people were amazed.
And uh...
Robert only played...
You know, Bobby only played...
45 minutes and then...
Get a heart check?
And then those shit, Nick played the second...
Two and a half hours.
Really?
Wow, how long was the show?
We played from like six to ten.
Holy shit.
Man.
Yeah.
Fucking workhorse, man.
It was balls ass hot out, like I said earlier.
And then...
So you played two shows this week.
One was in this state and the other one was not in this state.
No, it turns out...
State of confusion, Larry's fucking mind.
Yeah, it turns out it was...
It was in this state.
It was in...
So far south Illinois...
That we were...
On the Mississippi.
On the Ohio.
Ah.
So directly across from us we could see...
Yeah, you could see the Ohio.
It was literally at the fucking front doorstep.
We were right there.
And we were outside playing on the river.
And at one point, man...
There was ten fucking hawks flying over us at one time.
Two in circles, listening to the tunes.
Everyone's like, Larry, look up.
And I looked up and I was just like...
I stopped playing.
I was like, holy fuck, man.
How many drugs were you on again?
Why don't you just tell us what drugs you were on?
How's that?
And then we can get a good consensus on how many hawks you saw.
As you can see, my lungs are shocked from that.
I took three hits of acid.
Okay.
I took a couple grams of mushrooms.
Okay.
Ah.
I thought tons of...
Tons of edibles and like...
Yeah, tons of THC and edibles.
No beer though.
No, I didn't even...
There was no alcohol there?
None.
Well, one girl was drinking and she offered me half of her beer.
Half of her beer?
She only had one left.
I'm like, oh, where'd you get that?
And she's like, oh...
You know...
Isn't that crazy how people are changing now to alcohol used to be the social lubricant?
And now it's marijuana.
And mushrooms too.
They have mushroom part weddings and shit now.
Yeah, it was kind of awesome because the second I walked in, this guy comes up to me and he's like, hey, Larry.
And he hits me a fucking hit of acid.
Nice.
I was like, wow, thanks, brother.
Just one and then you ate...
And then this other girl, Blue, had a whole...
Had some more and she gave me a couple more.
Did you promote the show while you were down there?
No, here's the thing, man.
Oh, man.
I didn't even fucking get a chance because we were playing the whole time, really.
Well, I mean, you did have a chance.
I'm sure.
But we did have to break...
Yeah.
No stickers, no t-shirt, no nothing.
No, I didn't even get a chance.
I didn't break out any of the t-shirts.
It was...
Grateful dead, Larry.
Come on, get it together.
What the heck?
I know.
And then I think I saw the so-called Starlink satellite system.
Oh, Elon Musk shit?
And it all aligned.
And it came together in a straight line and then it dispersed again.
And from the LSD and the effects from that were fucking amazing.
You think the Earth is round now?
No.
And I was trying to tell these people that's not really a satellite.
That those things are on balloons.
Man, Larry.
And one guy actually said, yeah, you're probably right.
There was a whole program that they're called...
Oh my God.
Oh shit.
It's kid Justin.
He had a nice one-hitter.
Balloon lights or something like that where they're actually...
I told you about that when they bombed...
Well, we talked about that when Japan bombed Nebraska.
They used balloons to actually incite fear.
To the interior of the United States.
Yeah, and Japan actually dropped bombs on United States soil from balloons.
Yeah.
And you look into Nebraska.
I think that was the only one that really did any damage.
Which is funny because you think that they would know the history of that,
which I'm sure they do, when we had that balloon flying over us
and we let the motherfucker go from stem to stern...
Dude, imagine if...
Without doing anything about it.
Imagine if there was an EMP we'd be fucked.
Yeah.
It would just shut everything down.
We would go into our airspace nilly fucking willies.
Yeah.
And get all the way half across the country.
We would all need new cell phones and computers and shit right now.
No, I mean you can always get an Obama phone.
But then they're gonna listen to you.
They're already listening.
Oh man, let me tell you.
I was watching this thing about...
Obama's really fucking things up here on his third term.
Not that he didn't fuck things up real good on his first.
Well, the funny thing is that all of a sudden now that election time's coming soon
and the Democrats realize that they did a bad thing with putting Trump in a mugshot.
Now they're all screaming.
What was that?
Lindsay Breeze or what was her name?
London Breeze.
London Breeze from San Francisco, the mayor.
Breed.
London Breed.
Yeah.
Is out on the front porch of the fucking...
What do you call it?
Capital.
The capital screaming how everything's gonna change all of a sudden.
The Democrats are gonna take this and they're gonna do something with it.
So for the last couple years, three years, you haven't done nothing.
That's fine though.
That's what you want to do.
You want to flip flop like that.
I mean, how much are you gonna tug on the heartstrings of America like that?
I don't think that's gonna happen.
She is a...
You know, she's a typical fucking...
She wanted it one way, she got it her way and now...
Man, let me tell you.
It's like that fucking cartoon we were kids.
Be careful what you wish for.
You just might get it.
Mr. Wizard, remember the kid always wanted to be something to go to the turtle?
Yeah.
Mr. Wizard, make me into a...
Anything.
I want to be an astronaut or whatever.
Yeah, well, that's a funny thing you say.
You can go six miles up.
See how hard it was and he'd say, I don't want to be an astronaut.
Yeah, no, because you know what?
They're just gonna kill me and then, the time I got killed, and they're gonna give me a new identity
and people are gonna find out when the internet comes abound.
That's all right though.
How come there was no rubble or debris?
I hate to do this right off the bat.
From the direct energy weapons on the World Trade Centers?
I'm so slary.
I know how to poke the bear.
And I really don't want to, but I'm heavily into this 9-11 book right now.
And I'm sure that people don't want us to bring up old, you know, some people don't like to hear it, some people do.
Let me give another shout out to Edward Hendry, one of my favorite authors out there.
The book that we're talking about is 9-11, Enemies, Domestic and Abroad.
Foreign and domestic, not domestic and abroad.
Enemies, foreign and domestic.
It's a very good book.
It's a very good book, listen.
It's about 10 years old now.
Can you really differentiate fiction and fiction?
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
Movies are shit.
Yeah.
Okay, the real thing is going on is trying to figure out what the government is trying to do to us.
But this is all proven, I'm not making this stuff up.
The government has done PSY-ops to fucking American citizens.
Yeah, well now one of the latest things, go ahead.
No, no, no, I'm just saying, like, somebody has to do, and there's, now that podcasts are out there, there's a multitude of people that are bringing this forum about.
To the foreground.
Yes, it's all easy, listenable.
You know, you don't have to like one, you can like another, you can like another, you know what I mean?
Yeah, the truth is out there.
Well, here's the thing that people don't know maybe about the Hawaiian thing.
Oh, it was.
They say that some people were saying they were seeing bloated bodies floating in the water from the people that were jumping in the ocean.
Excuse me.
Facedown with bullet holes.
Ass up?
Ass up with bullet holes, all riddled with bullet holes like they were executing.
Well, you see, I don't, you know what man, that's fucking hearsay.
Unless that's a video of all this shit.
I know, no, it is hearsay.
This is a legend.
Okay, yeah, I mean, but when you want to get down to it, it's like, here's the deal.
Well, I don't doubt anything anymore.
I really don't.
Everything is a conspiracy.
Every fucking thing.
Okay, but the weird thing is, is that these, okay, they have these islands, we've annexed them to make them ours.
And now we're not even helping these people.
Yeah.
But all of a sudden that fucking Bill Gates and Bezos and Oprah and all these other like billionaires are on this island and Oprah did a land grab.
Technically, well, not technically, she actually bought up a bunch of acreage there.
Well, they think a lot of the kids that are missing Oprah took.
They say 104 are missing, which I think is a way, way low number.
That's a low number.
Because they asked all the kids to stay home.
Man, that is the saddest thing when you involve children.
That is, that's why fucking predators are not welcomed in jail.
It is the lowest of the low and they deserve that.
To get back though to the thing with the 9-11 with the no rubble.
With the rubble.
Same thing with the direct energy weapons they used in fucking life.
How come the papers weren't burning?
Right, right.
They're paper everywhere.
Papers were.
Metal and steel are going to melt, but paper is going to stay intact.
Something smells of foul.
Yes, yes.
Something is rotten in Denmark.
I smell a rat.
It's a fucking, but I know where you got your saying though.
What do you say?
It doesn't pass the smell.
Yeah, it's in that book like lifetime.
Halfway through and I'm like, oh, Larry really fucking clamped onto this one.
He loves this one.
I've heard Henry's poetry.
You know what, listen man.
I mean, okay, they just put it in layman's terms is that if you throw a fucking, if you
throw an aluminum can at a fucking steel plate of herp, no, at an I-beam, yes, but I was
going to say the window first, but if you throw a can at a fucking I-beam, steel I-beam,
that's two inches thick all the way around and had reinforced plates on it, what do you
think is going to happen?
The can's going to crush and the steel beam is going to be fine.
Finally, somebody with a brain.
You know what I mean?
I mean, we can always talk about, I mean, it's just funny that because I'm reading this
book and it just, they really don't think anybody's going to look into this stuff.
They really don't.
Well, here's the thing.
And I'm talking about any acronym the fucking government has.
Yeah, and here's the thing though.
At the time they do the shenanigans, everybody's emotionally wound up and emotionally involved
and they immediately start working on hatred to make you hate somebody.
Actually, what they start working on first is donations.
That's what they want first.
They want donations so everybody can scam everybody out of everything for a good cause,
which is atrocious.
But then once they get you all emotionally involved and wound up, nothing is done with
common sense or reasoning or any kind of thought.
Everything is made in design to get you wound up emotionally.
And then you have, you know, you're not thinking clearly and you'll act irrationally.
So you mean 24 hour news network.
Exactly.
That's what that, I mean, that's the antithesis of that, right?
Exactly.
So actually, you know what, Larry, I'm going to do something.
I actually took a picture out of that book and I want to read a quote in it.
If you don't mind.
It's a little bit of a long one.
There is no such thing at this date in the world's history in America and independent press.
You know it and I know it.
There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions and if you did, you know,
beforehand, it would never appear in print.
So basically, that is the guy that was in charge of the New York City newspaper association.
He said, if I wrote my honest opinions to appear in one issue in my paper, my job would be gone in 24 hours.
He'd be looking for a job.
This is it.
The business of the journalist is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to
vilify, to fawn at the feet of Mammon and to sell his country and his race for his daily
bread.
Yeah.
You know it and I know it.
What folly is this toasting and independent press?
Yes.
If folly is.
That right there is, I mean, because listen, you know, Larry.
And that was said in 1912 or something like that?
Yeah.
And when everybody, when people bought up the newspapers and controlled the media.
Well, TV wasn't as big.
Well, there was no TV.
There was no other radio.
They had radio.
But the print back that, like who even reads the news, the print?
Well, back then, though, everybody.
That was it.
But now nobody reads the newspaper.
Thomas, I believe it was Thomas Jefferson said, a man who reads nothing but newspapers
is more ill informed than a, or is more ignorant and misinformed than a man who reads nothing
at all.
Okay.
Well, who's printing the paper then?
That's them.
This guy's tied in, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Everything's fucking tied in.
It's a skew.
But you gotta say also, needles, you gotta preface your little quote that you just said
was this was the guy that was ahead of all the media.
Yes.
Saying it to the room full of media guys who were at an awards meeting.
Well, yeah.
But I just, I just write his quote.
So he was saying the truth to his own people because they all know the truth.
Well, it's not even the truth.
It wasn't like you're trying to break this to the news, though.
This is him privately saying this.
But it's beyond the truth.
Everybody knows this.
What are you going to do?
Are you going to be part of the problem or are you going to be part of the solution?
It's beyond the pale.
These fucking people.
It's, I mean, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer.
I know that's a time told as old as man.
But at the same time, we're just going to sit here and fucking lay on our backs and
take it, which is, I don't know, you know what I mean?
I don't know the exact.
Well, that's why it's our job to be here to tell the people that anything, and I mean
every single thing you hear on TV is bullshit.
Down to the TV commercials.
Maybe I should run for a local position.
Yeah.
That's where it starts.
Needle.
Needles for fucking town treasurer.
Korger.
Actually, Comptroller.
That sounds like a good title.
I like Needle's the Comptroller.
That's beyond my business cards.
I believe the Comptroller decides where money's going.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Exactly.
Little for you, little for you.
They'd have to print up my business cards.
Little for me.
Yeah, they'd have to print my business cards.
That would be the best fucking Needle's the Comptroller.
That's how I make a print.
You could just sit in the office and do nothing.
My buddy Dan's brother was running for some thing for the local high school, and he's
like, can I put a sign in your yard?
I'm like, sure, dude.
Wanting for what?
For local high school?
It was a gym teacher?
Yeah.
Like, I don't know, buddy.
We got to check your background first.
Anybody that wants to be involved in children is very sus.
No, it was fucking...
I don't know, I forgot what he was doing.
It was some bullshit position, but he won it.
Nice.
And then after a while, I'm looking around and I'm thinking, I got this sign in my
yard and people got different political signs.
I'm thinking, am I going to get targeted?
And then I fucking called my buddy.
I'm like, hey, what's your brother?
What the fuck is this guy?
What does he stand for?
I mean, you didn't even know his views, his political views.
No, I just figured it's my buddy's...
Man, what if he's a Nazi?
Yeah.
I got a sign in my yard.
You didn't realize there's a swastika in the O?
Joseph Mengele from fucking town.
Mengele?
Was it Mengele?
Mengele, Mengele.
Yeah.
That'd be hilarious.
Mengele for...
The angel of death.
...controller.
Going against the Nazi.
I got to tell you though, his name is very close to that.
Wasn't it really?
Yeah.
It was Joe and then it was an M and an A.
I mean...
Yeah, almost the same as Mengele.
You could use your imagination.
Oh, I mean, thank God I can use my imagination.
We're still a generation that still can use it.
Now people are fine with...
The last one.
The last generation.
I don't know about the last one.
Yeah.
Well, here's the thing.
Okay, people's imagination was quite vivid in the old days and as we got more and more
media, more and more entertainment, mostly based off the TV and then movies and shit
like that.
We have got less and less imagination because we go see Star Wars and we see all the shit.
They show us all the monsters.
They show us all the fighting.
In the old days, a kid was reading a book and all this shit had to be filled in by his
imagination.
Yeah, but kids played with toys.
Yeah.
The toys are even different.
So they can...
Oh, man.
Shit.
Now they're games.
Dang it.
You made me forget what I was going to say.
Son of a bitch, Larry.
The kids played with toys.
Yes, they did.
Yeah.
And everybody's on...dude, my fucking friends got VR and the kids play that stuff.
And it's like...I mean, that's what they do around their iPads.
Yeah, that's right.
And the games are different.
Oh, the games are...dude, this VR, Larry.
And again, that makes your imagination get duller because everything is put out before
you.
You have no...none of your own input, none of your own imagination put into the process.
You know what I'm saying?
I was going to say, shit.
Yeah, no...
I was thinking of your friend the other day.
I forgot who you said it was, but you'll remember when I say it was too hot for his
kids to go swimming.
Oh, yeah.
Because I was in the pool yesterday and it was as hot as fucking.
I thought, I wonder if Needle's buddy's kids are in the house playing video games.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
They're in Arizona.
Oh.
They get to 120 degrees.
Oh, you didn't say that before.
I thought you meant...
Oh, but I have another friend whose kid's done that before they'd done that.
We were just at a pool party a couple of weeks ago.
It was too hot.
And the kids were all inside.
Man.
I mean, there were...
We wouldn't be allowed to do that.
There were 20 kids and 10 of them were inside and the other 10 were outside.
We wouldn't be allowed to do that.
What?
When we were kids, we would all got chased outside by some adult.
Yeah.
My uncle or somebody.
I was just about to say that.
Like, baby, like, all right, shut this video games off and go outside.
Right, you little bastards.
Get the fuck out of the house.
Guys already have 12 schlitzes.
Yeah.
My uncle Frank.
Yeah, he's just...
Come in, slap some kid in even his own kid.
Big ol' hairy gut.
You could fit yourself in.
No, he was a tough...
He was a felt fucking slim and fit construction guy, but, you know, he would drink his ass
off so he was fucking half in the back.
That was his hobby.
Yeah.
He was drinking.
Yeah.
It was my dad's older brother.
He was actually my favorite uncle.
We fucking had a blast when we hung around that fucking guy.
Well, because this shit was different back then.
Yeah.
I mean...
My cousins had zero...
I mean, what are you, 63?
No, man.
I'm 56.
Okay.
I mean, you're almost there.
I'm gonna put in the girl that wants to know.
Yeah.
But when we were kids, my cousins had zero.
I mean, none.
None at all.
Supervision.
They were allowed...
Man, they were just...
They were allowed to do anything.
They were latchkey kids.
Is that what they called?
No, no.
My aunt was home, but like she was a fucking neat freak.
So they had the basement where they could go and there was a pool table and then they
were either that or get the fuck out of the house and like when we would go there and
they were only like a couple years older than us.
So we're like eight years old, nine years old.
They already had stacks of porn omacs and fucking...
Well, this isn't a city though.
No, these guys were my cousins that lived out here.
But yes, the city cousins were pretty wild too.
They're animals, man.
Those kids are animals.
Yeah, they were fucking wild too.
Cause you're on your block with every...
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
My cousin was in...
There's a hierarchy to everything.
Yeah.
And so we would go there and you could smoke pot in the basement.
Wait.
Like my aunt didn't care what the fuck we were doing as long as we weren't upstairs messing
the house.
Damn.
So they had the fucking stereo cranked up.
They had fucking free range down there.
Yeah, the first time I ever did Coke was like...
A bunch of children.
Yeah.
The first time I ever did Coke was a family party at Christmas.
Children's party going on in the basement.
They're nine years old smoking weed.
I was the youngest kid though.
No shirt.
No shirt and me were the youngest two cousins.
Yeah, no shirt's younger than you.
Everyone else is like from like 18 on down.
Oh.
So everybody was...
You got the scraps.
Yeah.
You were like, let's give it a Larry Coke and see what happens.
Let's see how fucking happy he gets.
Exactly.
Here, drink this.
Here, here, smoke this.
You ever smoke pot before?
No.
Here, we're not here.
You're nine years old.
Yeah, sure, I've smoked pot before.
Fuck yeah.
I've smoked pot before.
Shout out to Larry's cousins for setting them on a path.
Man, those motherfuckers.
And yeah, and they would get really fucked up.
I remember my cousin...
Sounds like it.
...cousin Odeed at like a fucking Easter Sunday and...
Easter Sunday.
One day, you know, we'd go to, we were at my aunt's house in the city and fucking, he's
all fucked up.
I didn't even know.
I didn't even know what drugs were he had.
My cousin's totally...
How old were you?
I was a kid, I was a fuck man.
I was probably like, again, like eight years old, nine years old.
And I'm going to my mom, what's wrong?
Oh my mom, eat your cousin overdosed.
Oh, jeez.
And I'm like, what the fuck does Eddie even know the fuck that meant?
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
It was funny.
He didn't die.
Well, obviously, because I would have said RIP to who?
Larry.
Yeah.
The name was Larry.
Man, I mean, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Jesus, you're in a true line of lineage of dirtbags.
Yeah.
It's all right.
And you were like nine, and he was like, how old is he?
Probably like, yeah.
And he OD'd.
Yeah.
Woo.
Man.
Fuck it, city kids, man.
And he thought my aunt was fucking devil when he was coming in and out of fucking hallucinations.
Man, I probably had a, was it a drug induced tycox?
Yeah.
And again, I don't know what he was on.
Dude, drugs were probably strong back then.
They were at least real.
Yeah, they were fucking strong.
At least you knew what you were getting.
When they said this is this, that's what it was.
It's not like today.
This is this, but really it's not.
It's 30 other things.
Exactly.
I mean, if you can't spell it, it's in there.
I remember Victor went and got a drug test from this shit we were buying from Jeff, the
kid that moved down to Texas.
He's, you know, we would get this stuff and we thought we were doing coke and then I'm
like, this isn't coke.
What is this shit?
Well, Victor got arrested and he needed to do drug tests.
He was on like PCP, math, heroin, everything but coke was already in this.
This was my buddy Jeff was doing this shit probably like similar to what they're doing
now.
Sounds like shake.
20 years ago.
It's like shake where they mix a bunch of drugs in a bag and then you do them.
Well, no, he called it poof.
Oh yeah, this is the poof guy.
You're a poof.
We're talking about this.
Oh, poofed up.
That's all right.
We're tarted up for fucking Saturday night.
I don't know.
That doesn't sound fun though.
We already talked about this.
Yeah, but the poof was wild.
We used to poof it up.
It doesn't sound fun at all though.
It sounds like it got you too fucked up.
Yeah.
Too much.
Everything is fucking just enough.
He would be like chartreuse, like that light green color a lot of the time.
That's not good.
Yeah, I know.
I told him before.
Dude, that's like the color of sepsis.
I'm like, dude, I think you got to fucking lay down.
Lay down?
He's gonna help you.
He's gonna fucking nap or something.
Then he's gonna help.
You need to go get a blood transfusion.
I'm gonna fucking gotten Merca.
Jesus.
I go to his house one time and he's all fucking whacked out at the fucking kitchen table and
his dog is going crazy.
She's doing backflips.
He's barking at me.
She's jumping on me.
I'm like, oh boy.
What the fuck, man?
I looked under the dining room table and there's all dog shit under the table.
He hasn't been letting the dog out.
I finally, I go towards the cabinet and I go near the dog food and things start going,
I'm like, dude, when was the last time you fed your fucking dog, asshole?
The dude was just whacked out of his mind.
Is this the poof guy?
Yeah, and the poor dog was starving to death.
Well, it sounds like it.
They please say the smell is so bad.
It was really, and the funny thing was it was a really nice house.
His parents died and left him this fucking practically a, not a mansion, but it was a
nice size fucking place.
See, he would smoke poof and let his dog just shit inside and then feed it.
Man, what a fucking scumbag.
He was so fucked up.
He was a dirtbag.
I mean, that's who you hang out with.
Should I say his last name?
No, not at all.
I mean, I think that's a general consensus here.
I have 51% saying you should.
So then listen, this kid had this fucking nice house.
His parents left him.
He had money and everything.
They both died?
Yeah.
First his dad died and then his mom lived for probably another 15, 20 years.
Oh shit.
Okay.
That's a long time.
But you know, he had like, I don't know, the guy was, he had like lemon, lemon groves
and in Arizona, they were fucking, they were rich.
Yeah.
And fucking, and I remember the brother, he had an older brother and I didn't even know
it for years until one day Tom told me and the brother wants nothing to do with the guy
and all this.
So this dummy has this nice house in suburban fucking Chicago and he sells it for two cheap
because he wants to get out of here because he wants to go down to Brownsville, Texas
because the cocaine is cheap.
And I'm like, dude, are you kidding me?
You're going to move to Brownsville, Texas.
And then when they built the fence for to divide Mexico from Texas, he ended up on the Mexican
side.
Nice.
They didn't want to go down all the way.
Yeah.
They got, so they just did a little cut across.
They do whatever they want.
It's a government.
Yeah.
And he ended up in the Mexican side after it was all said and done.
I moved from California to Mexico because the drugs were cheaper.
So I understand that.
I can't just, I'm not gonna.
But you weren't leaving anything in California.
You didn't have a house or anything.
Oh yeah, I was.
No, no, I mean, no, I had a place.
Yeah, I just did.
I forgot.
Yeah, I rent.
Oh yeah.
You know, this guy gave up everything.
He sold his car, his Harley.
He had a dump truck, all these fucking things.
And now where's he at?
He's probably, he might be.
RIP.
He could.
What's his name?
Jeff.
RIP Jeff.
That's what we're going to see.
Jeff Peketalo.
No.
Man, man.
Come on, man.
Do we got to put a fucking train whistle in there?
No, man.
I don't care if this fucking happens.
I know you don't care.
You shouldn't be saying.
It's all right.
Don't take people's names.
I won't.
Okay.
That's probably the last time.
No, it won't.
So yeah, this fucking guy.
And I'm sure the disciples Larry.
I'm sure.
If I could stop saying GD, you could stop saying people's last names.
And you know, the funny part is, is I know that within a matter of a few months that
the cartels probably took over his house.
You know, they found out he's a partier, start giving him drugs.
Next thing you know, his house is a fucking.
He's new.
Exactly.
Next thing you know, he's got a fucking illegal thing there.
Exactly.
Well, if he was on the Mexico side, why would they have the tunnel?
Oh, guys, you should go over, you know, his house would be one.
But yeah, that definitely would be a good, I mean.
Because that's how far down.
And I think besides like Key West at that one point, I think this is actually the furthest
south point of the United States.
What is Brownsville, Texas, besides the keys in Florida.
It's the only thing that goes as far as I mean, I don't you even call it a quater anymore.
I mean, what do you call it?
It's still the equator, even though it's flat though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just want to make sure because it's the equal distance between the summer solstice and
the winter solstice.
Yes, I understand.
Track of the sun.
Yes, I understand that.
So it's still the sun still goes in the circle.
Yes.
Oh, the sun still goes in a circle around the face of the top of the earth, but it doesn't
go down around.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think that ass is really affecting you Larry.
Dude, my fingertips are so hard right now.
I'd be able to fucking finger bang.
I'm very happy I turned you on.
Yeah.
Dude, I would be able to finger bang the whole entire, I don't know, campfire girls.
Why did you?
I was just about to say something and you got it out before me.
Fuck, Larry.
Come on, man.
I've been playing the guitar so much, you know?
It was like, yeah, but I mean, you could just say I've been playing the guitar a lot.
You didn't have to put the other a Kutcher Man in there, shall I say?
There was this guy on TV the other day, Mary was uh, fawning over him.
No, she was laughing because he kept saying a Kutcher Man.
It's a Kutcher Man.
I'm like, that's what you guys always say.
It's a word.
You're making up.
Just don't fucking.
Shout out to Larry and Niels.
Making Mary pissed off.
She thought we were making up words.
She's like, that's a nice word that she thought we made up though.
I mean, a Kutcher Man, come on.
It's even French.
Yeah, that's why I put the little accent on it.
The fucking cheeses and surrender monkeys.
That's all they are.
Here you go.
You want to buy a French rifle?
You can drop twice.
Oh man, French love.
I don't know what that means.
That's oral sex.
That's what they call it?
French love?
That's what they told us.
If we want to get...
Who told you this?
The priest?
In Germany and fucking Europe and shit, if you want to blow job for a prostitute, you
would ask her for French love.
I mean, they could have been lying to me.
Yeah, it sounds like they were just pulling your fucking chain, Larry.
I mean, did you just go around and ask for French love?
Which is funny, if you just went around and asked for French love.
So I asked somebody...
He just pens over in your face.
I asked Matt how to fucking ask for drugs in German and he tells me and I practice it.
Now we're out on the town and I'm fucking asking everybody.
Looking for drugs.
He's like, dude, what are you doing?
I'm like, what do you think I asked you for just so I could know and store it away?
I don't want to fucking use it.
I mean, come on.
Larry is German for a reason.
I mean, there's only a couple phrases he likes to say.
And he's like, you're going to get arrested.
I'm like, you get arrested just for asking?
I guess when they thought about it, I'm like, yeah, I guess you can.
Oh, really?
I didn't...
Oh, I thought he made you say something good with Hitler.
No, no, no.
I was just asking people, I want a party and where's the dope and all that.
And he's like, quit doing that, man.
We're going to get in trouble.
No, now you're just going to make me do it more.
Just to spite you.
Oh, man.
But I mean, Germany, they get that EU shit.
You know what I mean?
They got their own thing going on.
They do.
Are you going to have a fucking heater in here?
Well, no.
What the fuck?
I don't want no heaters in the lab.
All right, I'll just hold it.
Yeah, thanks, Larry.
I really appreciate it.
I'll tell you, man.
Okay, so this party Saturday, we went to...
Or not Saturday.
Yeah, Saturday.
Saturday in southern Illinois.
The closest town was this town called Elizabeth Town.
The population was fucking 300.
I mean, you're just calling everybody out today.
No, I'm just saying the town, man.
That's where we were.
I'm gonna pay the fuck down there and it's some resort.
I can't remember the name of the resort, but it was fucking nice.
These guys had a folding table you'd use in a school cafeteria, lunchroom.
Like the brown one?
Big motherfucker.
Yeah, with the multiple legs.
Yeah.
With the trim around it, it's like brown.
Filled with jars of weed, the whole table.
Really?
Just go ahead, man, and take whatever you want.
Oh, man.
I had little bags with magic markers and I was packing them filled with weed.
And where's all this stuff?
I smoked it all in the last couple of days, man.
That's why I could hardly fucking dream.
How much do you think you smoked in the last couple of days?
Well, here's the thing.
I didn't want to see it.
No, wait, I don't want to hear the thing.
How much do you think you smoked in the last couple of days?
Well, I only took about maybe two to three grams of each of the types of pot.
Look at how many types were there.
Well, no, there was about 25 or 30 different types.
Okay, well, wait a second.
But I only took eight.
I didn't want 16 grams.
Yeah, I didn't want to seem...
You were the fucking entertainment.
I know.
Dance monkey, now take our weed.
Why didn't you do that?
I know.
But then you were probably dead right now.
But here's the other thing, though, too, is they were fueling me up with fucking LSD.
Dude, do you think you got herpes from passing all those joints and stuff?
You throw herpes?
I don't...
Oh.
Man, you got to throw herpes.
Dude, all them fucking people.
What would you say I would?
I mean, first of all, they don't have alcohol.
So I don't trust these people.
Second of all, something like Swinger Party that you went to.
It was...
You could have turned into one, but here's the thing, man.
Without alcohol, it's even weirder.
It was about...
There was about 40 guys and it was about 10 girls.
So that Swinger Party wouldn't have been too good.
Well, you had Bobby, so...
Yeah.
You can always count on him.
So I get to stay at home for that, though.
Even though you're happily married.
Nina came with us.
I know.
You want to talk about the car ride?
Yeah.
She was actually great.
You want to talk about...
We're not going to talk about it.
The car ride.
Okay, the car ride there.
Five.
I brought my little acoustic, that little small one.
The ukulele or the acoustic?
No, little with all the weed stickers on it.
So you were in the back seat.
I was in the front seat.
Oh, playing guitar.
Me and Tarz.
Yeah, the whole time.
Oh, my God.
This sounds like a Charles Manson recruitment video.
Actually, here's the fucking best part.
At the party, I said to Tony, this is like the Manson family.
These motherfuckers.
Everyone's whacked out on acid.
Yeah.
Everyone's...it was very hippiest.
You kiss a guy?
No, but the thing was cool was there was a couple from Tennessee.
I don't believe you.
Dudes from North Carolina, South Carolina, Missouri.
Everybody was kind of hillbillish and woods-ish.
When I saw the Milky Way and was freaking out at all the nature sounds and seeing fucking
fish jump out of the water, and they were like, Larry, when was the last time you were
in nature?
Yeah.
In utero.
In utero, technically.
And so they had a good time fucking with me, you know?
Well, because...
And I had a great time with those guys.
You're a city boy.
Yeah, and I got, you know, what I kind of fucking a little bit envious of that life.
I wish I could fucking be like that.
There was nothing more than I wish...
Those guys were great.
They knew how to do fucking everything.
They have to.
Yeah, and you know what, though?
What?
They were...
Cooles fuck.
They were cool.
That was what it was.
They were a bunch of pluses that didn't know anything.
Maybe there's a reason they don't bring alcohol to these things.
Maybe.
It might bring out everyone's true colors.
Yeah.
Someone might drop a couple N words and then, oh boy, they cut the live stream off.
So speaking of N words, I said, oh man, this was the funniest thing.
There we go.
Here comes the train whistle.
Because Larry's gonna let one slip.
So man, I go, this is like, because we're on the Ohio River and I'm going, this is like
Huckleberry Finch.
Oh boy.
And then Robert goes, what was their friend Jim?
And you don't know the...
The guy who painted the fence.
That's what we're gonna call him.
So that was pretty funny.
Only like one or two people understood it because I don't know, you know.
Because they're not read?
Yeah.
Or they didn't.
Or it's a joke.
That's what I'm making fun of.
They just didn't respond to it.
Yeah.
But this guy, this guy, Justin is telling me, my kids, now he's got two sons, they went
all the way down the Ohio River to the Mississippi, down the Mississippi on a boat.
Now, and I'm a man, and he goes, and I go, how far did they go?
It was all the way to the end.
He goes, I go to the Gulf of...
To the Louisiana?
Yeah.
And he goes, yeah.
Oh, shit.
And I'm thinking they're on, because we're just talking about Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer
and shit.
And I'm thinking they're on a raft.
And then I realized these fucking guys are on an actual boat that fucking has a motor,
you know, all this other shit.
And I'm like, you're on a head full of acid.
Yes.
And I told the guy, dude, I got your fucking kids on a raft.
And I'm thinking, oh my God.
Yeah, that's how you are.
I'm talking about Huck Finn.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
The assimilation between the boats.
And then they were laughing at that and fucking, so I'm like, man, I go walk away from everybody
and I'm in the dark by myself.
I'm by the river.
I hear fucking...
To trip in balls.
And I'm hearing animals jump in and out of the water.
And I go back and I go like, all these sounds.
The greatest thing ever.
Yeah.
It really was.
It was.
And I go back and I'm like, guys ran up here.
Oh my God.
Just pitch darts.
You can't see a fucking thing.
Just ripping a heater.
And these guys, I'm like, man, you guys hear all this shit.
And they're like, I don't hear anything.
And I'm like, you don't hear all that.
And they're like, what are you hearing, Larry?
And then I'm like...
What are you hearing, Larry?
Everything you're not.
Yeah.
I am in tune with them.
And these guys were having a fun time, I believe, at my expense.
And I was having a great time myself.
But you were having a great time.
Who gives a fuck about anybody?
It was fucking great.
Who cares about anybody else except your good time?
And I literally could see the Milky Way.
I mean, like, it looked like fucking milk spilled across the sky.
I couldn't believe it.
And so many fucking stars.
And then last night when we're at this place down, it's like a little bit, I think, you
know, northwest of what the fuck is that town, St. Charles.
I looked up to this because I figured we're kind of out in the country.
I saw about four stars.
At the other place, it was...
Well, because you're fucking down there.
There's nothing around there, Larry.
It's so fucking big difference, man.
Oh my God, it was fucking beautiful.
So that's good.
The shows were a success.
Yeah.
Mindless you not promoting the show.
Yeah.
I mean, shame on you, Larry.
I thought these people that liked me so much might listen to Larry Neil's show and say,
that guy's a fucking asshole.
But I'll give them...
Or I mean your true colors.
Yeah.
I'll give them an...
I'll let them know.
You know what?
I still communicate with these people.
Now, the reason I know them all is because they're a group of growers online that are
friends with Stoney.
So I have talked to all these people, but never face to face, only over...
You know, I only saw about three of those people before in person at other parties in
the past.
And now this one chick, I've seen her at a party in Upper fucking Michigan.
I've seen her at a party in Flint, Michigan.
Now she's at a party in Southern Illinois.
So this one guy's ready to fucking get down and party.
Yeah.
And so she was real cool.
That's one of the ones that's my buddy, you know what I mean?
That sounds like it.
Yeah.
And she knows Mary.
After she said she's ready to...
She's ready to get down and then you're like...
No, no, no.
I'm like that.
And my wife.
My wife.
Very nice.
She knows Mary too and she said to tell Mary, make sure you tell Mary hi.
I want to go next year with you.
Yeah.
But it's a fucking middle of the week.
It is cool though.
It's worth going.
Actually it wasn't.
It was on Saturday, last Saturday.
They were there Thursday, Friday, Saturdays and Sunday they left.
But you know, I just showed up on Saturday.
It's like a real lot to hang out with people that long.
Yeah.
But you know, they're all trading their fucking secrets and they're getting into the weed
and they...
I was like, I don't know my audience.
These people love.
They love weed.
I mean...
There's nothing wrong with that.
They know everything.
You know, everything that we love about it, they love it even more because they're...
Well, maybe...
I don't know how educated you are about it, but I'm not that educated.
The only thing I know is from what I've been learning from Tony over the last two or three
years.
I mean, it's a science.
Yeah, it definitely is.
The most thing is you just have to be fucking obedient to your plants.
Yes, yes.
And you have to be meticulous with things.
Yeah, I love one.
Actually...
You still got water?
No.
I drink it.
Thank you Larry.
I know I got cottonmouth like a motherfucker.
Thanks Larry.
Fuck you, no.
But you have to be very meticulous with things.
You have to be clean.
You can't leave it for days at a time.
A lot of it has to be cleaned.
You have to clean your lines if you're doing hydro, if you're doing dirt.
I've done a lot of shit.
I've dabbled in it before.
And then me and Tony actually fucking climbed a rock face, dude, with loose gravel.
Like it was way dangerous.
And then when we got up there it was like, how the fuck are we gonna...
Loose gravel is on the ground, but okay.
No, because the thing was crumbling apart.
I found some rocks that were as thin as a potato chip with fucking fossils and shit
in there.
It was kick ass.
It was really kick ass.
It sounds like it.
It's good to get away.
Yeah.
There's a lot more to just the fucking lab and the pool.
Yeah.
And the other thing is...
The scooter.
It's weird doing it this way, being this weed band where we're going to these farms.
We have a totally different circuit than the normal band going from bar to bar, from
alcoholism, alcoholism, from city to scummy city.
This is like going to one little country place to the next.
No, I mean...
Playing for people that are like farmers and shit.
You can get in where you fit in, right?
Yeah, and actual farmers, man.
These farmers...
That's what I guess it is, is that they got the farmer mentality and I fucking like that.
You got there's a niche.
Oh, so fucking listen to this.
That's crazy you just brought that up.
So I went to my kid's data curriculum night at school and one of the lessons that they're
teaching is Midwest agriculture and farming.
Wow.
Which seems weird.
Like, I mean, hey, I'm all about that shit.
It was like a comprehensive study of all the...
The guy was just a teacher and all.
What are they...
The young kids though, right?
Even a heater?
Yeah.
What's that?
He's...
What grade?
He's like what?
Fourth grade.
So they're going to get him into that?
Well, no, it's just...
It's a fucking...
It's in the curriculum for the school.
Oh, all the kids take it?
Yeah, his whole class is taking it, which is crazy.
Why would you think like...
Well, no, I thought they might say, okay, are you interested in this?
No, no, but it's like why all of a sudden are they teaching like from everything you
hear like they want farming to go away that they can outsource it to other countries.
I was watching this thing, man, about food and Netflix and it is just crazy.
The CDC looks into 34 cases of food poisoning a week.
Wow.
It doesn't seem like that many.
No, not for 330 million people, but those numbers are a little bit of skew, I think
so.
Sure.
But it shows like...
34 cases meaning 34 different products a week?
Yeah, 34 different like sources of food.
Food poisoning, yeah.
You know what I mean?
So it goes back to a company.
We got plastic in the craft macaroni and cheese, that's bad.
Over here we got sawdust and the anchovy and a pancake mix and shit like that.
All the people, Jack in the box are shooting smack and you know what I mean?
Like these people are getting sick, which they showed like there was like a Listeria
breakout and an E. coli breakout and like kids died from it.
Like children, it was crazy and they only gave them like $10 million.
But this was back in like...
$10 million per person?
I think for the one case.
One case, okay.
Yeah, I think it was the biggest at the time.
Because sometimes it could be a class action lawsuit.
Well they have that also, but...
And everyone gets $4.
It was like, no, no, no, this was like, it killed like six or seven children.
Damn.
Dude, remember to fucking...
Because these people were fucked up at work and not cleaning properly and shit wasn't
right.
Yeah, shit like that or you know, what it was is that the burgers at the Jack in the
Box, that was the biggest breakout, the first one, they were supposed to be cooked at 155
degrees.
But Jack in the Box, the corporate people wrote in emails and shit and said that they
should be cooking 140, 145 degrees because if you cook them at 155, it makes the meat
tough.
But if you cook them at 145, everyone's gonna get sick and die.
But they've been doing it for so long and then finally it caught up with them.
So...
Damn.
Isn't it crazy how people like, I don't eat that much fast food.
I rarely eat it.
You know what I mean?
The most, maybe it's a slice of zah or Taco Bell maybe once every couple months.
Man, it's been a long time.
I could actually go, I liked, I love the idea of Taco Bell, but every time I'm gonna do that
I just say, well why wouldn't I just go get real Mexican food?
Well I'm not even saying that though.
Think about...
That's why I haven't had it in a long time.
You're one of the jobs you hated most in your life.
Concrete.
Now...
Now you work at a Taco Bell.
So how do you...
You know what I mean?
A lot of people don't like their jobs and they've proven it.
I mean the quality has gone down, everything is going down.
Now check this out man.
I will.
Let's go.
James, let's go.
We rode our bikes to fucking...
He rode his Harley, I rode my scooter.
We went up the stake and shake.
And that was a sight to see.
The chopper and I'm fucking cruising next to him and people are looking at it and it's
like, what the fuck is that?
But anyways, when you go in stake and shake, you do not even communicate with the human
being anymore.
You go to the kiosk.
They got a fucking thing.
Yeah.
And there's like, you know, six of them around and they're like little iPads with the menu
and you start pressing away and...
When I went to go see the dead in the city.
That's how it was at Taco Bell.
But the orders were not sequential.
So like they didn't go, you know what I mean?
Like 200, 500, 900, it would just like jump over the place.
Like they couldn't keep up with the orders because there were just people coming in and
ordering and then it all got jammed up at the fucking end because people got wrong orders.
Plus I mean it was, I think it was late at night.
It took us about 75 minutes to get four fucking sliders from the White Castle in the hood.
Fuck me and...
We already told that story.
So yeah, and that was actually communicating with the person.
Well, that's a little bit different.
But I can't even imagine, you know, it's getting to the point where...
Can I tell you how many times that I have driven...
Listen, I'm an electrician.
I do inside, outside work, you know what I mean?
I have literally driven from the drive-through where they've taken my order to the window
and they have fucked it up and it's less than 30 feet.
Yeah, yeah, well...
Like how incompetent can that be, you know what I mean?
It's all, everybody's still relying on computers also.
Yeah.
If the computers went down, how many people could do math in their head to give you change?
None.
Every person that, when you get, you know, and I grew up in a retail fucking situation.
My dad had fucking retail stores when I was a kid and, you know, I would fucking take
cash and you got to, you know, you counted down backwards from what they gave you and
that's how you do it.
But people don't even know how to do that anymore.
Every person punches it in, they punch in how much money you gave them and then it gives
you how much change to give back.
It didn't used to be like that.
We had the old fucking West cash register with the bang.
Yeah.
The drawer open.
The numbers popped up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, inside the fucking West.
Yeah, the numbers popped up on little cards inside the fucking...
And they were all curved.
And they had two little ones and then the big one.
Yeah, it was fucking great, man.
But those are things that you lose, though.
That's vintage now.
But this is what I'm getting, what we were talking about at the beginning of the episode,
though, because of the technology, people's fucking mind is getting softer.
Well...
They don't know how to make change anymore.
It's not even...
It's just...
If you...
You're gonna do what you wanna do, right?
Nobody can tell you what to do, you know?
You're not gonna listen to anybody.
You're gonna do what you wanna do.
So if you wanna get sucked into anything, you're gonna get sucked into it.
How long has it taken you to realize that what's going on?
Oh, man, it took me...
40-something years?
Yeah.
You know?
It took me 40-something years.
And it's funny, though, too, because before you know what's going on, you are...
You already do think you know what the fuck's going on.
Well, you don't listen to anybody.
I might not know right now.
It's very...
You know, I mean...
It's very difficult to change somebody unless...
You know, once you see the light, it's a little bit different.
You know, somebody opens a door for you and then you just walk through and there you are.
Yeah.
And once you see the light, though, that's it.
You could never go back.
Well, you don't want to.
No.
You don't want to.
You wanna find out more and more.
There's so much out there.
Yeah.
There really is.
I mean, if you want to talk about conspiracy theories, you wanna talk about...
Me and Mr. X were talking about a really good conspiracy theory.
The Route 91 Harvest Festival in Las Vegas, the, you know, Jason Elgin...
Rolling Thunder.
Well...
I thought it was Rolling Thunder.
Yeah, I thought it was, too, but it was actually the Route 91 Harvest Festival.
All right.
Thanks, Mr. X.
But it just was talking about all the different things that were going on.
That one guy went up and busted a hurricane proof window by himself and then all the cameras
didn't work in there and then all these guns were hauled up there because they were saying
that this guy was involved in a big gun deal.
And yeah.
And there was multiple, multiple shooters at several locations.
Well, they have video of a helicopter that people say is not there.
Three helicopters were fucking...
I know, but listen...
Turned off their transponders and were firing from helicopters down into the crowd.
First of all, you could see...
I mean, it's so crazy.
It's so difficult.
Listen, you can't...
It's the biggest mass shooting in the United States history.
Yeah.
And it was several fucking several shooters and they just would not come clean about
it.
Who wouldn't come clean?
All the places that actually...
RIP Steven Paddock, the ultimate Patsy in our generation.
Yeah.
And the Patsy.
My fucking writing is so...
Atrocious.
Yeah.
Because I was trying to write shit down so fast.
Okay.
Well...
But dudes were walking through the crowds lighting firecrackers before the shooting happened
to get people acclimated to the firecrackers.
So when the shooting happened, they would think it was more firecrackers.
I mean...
You know, that was one theory.
That was one of the things.
The MGM, something about the fucking...
You can't even read your writing something about it.
Something about Soros, you know, had a bunch of stacks with MGM.
Okay.
He did something and because of the shooting...
How about this later?
He made a bunch of money off of it.
This is one of the videotapes.
It is the most highly...
Here's the places...
Okay.
Here's the places where the shootings were, okay, that they won't admit.
Okay.
The parking lot of how...
A plan in Hollywood.
How many people were shot?
Oh, a lot, but I forgot the number exactly.
So wait, there were multiple...
The area center, the Delano, the Bellagio, Mandalay Bay...
Slow down, slow down.
Slow down.
Tropicana.
You're just naming places.
How many people...
These are all places where people spotted different shooters in the media.
Oh.
In the media wouldn't fucking admit it.
And when they went back to these places, none of those places would come clean about
these shootings.
You said there were multiple shootings at these places.
There was multiple shootings.
So people were being shot.
At the same time that this Mandalay Bay fucking shooter was shooting out of the window.
All I know is...
Because there was videotape from it, and you could hear the gunfires coming from different...
Multiple locations.
Yeah, and different caliber guns and different distances from.
You could hear the one that's way up in the window.
And then you hear clothes on.
It's pow, pow.
You know, it's like...
What the fuck?
One third of the people were headshots clean between the eyes, and they're saying there's
no way at the angle that these bullets hit these people that they came from the Mandalay
Bay window.
They were getting shot by someone at ground level.
So Mandalay Bay is the grassy knoll type of thing.
Yeah.
Exactly, man.
And I was just like...
I dig that.
And now this was a...
Oh, there's so...
You know what?
I gotta watch this thing again.
I wanna watch it with you.
It was two and a half hours worth of it.
About this one...
Come on, really about fucking paddock?
Yeah.
Oh, I wanna watch it when we're done.
It was crazy.
They said that they saw him in the casino gambling with two Hispanic rods minutes or,
you know, a half hour before the supposed fucking shooting and all this.
This guy was living it up.
He was a local, or he fucking partied.
And he gambled.
And there was also several people in these rooms with him because they say there was
at least two people in the room because they had these electronic monitoring systems on
all the doors and all the locks.
And he had adjoining rooms and they said that several doors, at least two doors at simultaneous
times were open, meaning that someone opened one door and someone opened another door.
And the whole time that they were in that room, someone was jacking around with the
electronic system to figure out the deadbolt lock.
And somehow they were able to open and close the door and make it appear like the deadbolt
was still locked, even though it would have been an impossibility.
So it was pretty fucking deep, man.
I think we need to look into this one.
This is a new one.
Okay, we'll come back to what it was.
It was fucking good, man.
And I was like, holy fuck, man.
I wish Niels was watching this with me right now because he was going to go...
I'm very intrigued by this.
It really intrigues me because the loss of life and the way it happened and there's also
some weird Illuminati shit tied into that with that Illuminati game, which I want to
do that.
I'm trying to buy that Illuminati game.
They want $2,000 for that thing.
Well, I want an old G1.
That's evil and it's fucking basically tarot cards.
Well, no, it's not tarot cards.
We talked about it.
That's all evil shit.
If it's not God, man, it's the devil.
That's what I think.
I don't think there is a devil.
Luciferians.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
Dude, what do you think happens?
What do you think they fucking worship?
Who?
Like, Molak and shit like that.
I mean, there's multiple deities and varieties.
But they're all fucking bad, man.
It's all insane.
Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You just don't believe in the devil as one person.
I think they all spread the wealth, whose evilness is between multiple people.
Oh, yeah.
He's got lots of coworkers.
That's for sure.
Well, no, but they all feed off each other.
That's what I think.
You know what I mean?
That's it.
When they say good prevails over evil, okay, that's good, but there's a lot of bad going
on.
Yeah, but this man, this Mandalay Bay shooting this Route 91 Harvest fest fucking thing.
And the other weird thing is this Jason Aldean, okay, this is the guy that they're crying
about right now.
And I never fucking heard of this guy until the shooting happened.
And my niece knew about him and she's like, oh, I would have been at that concert.
I was going to go to Vegas with my friends and I'm thinking, who the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck goes to Vegas to see a country concert?
I know.
I mean, those, they, those, these kids like that.
That's like when they head out to free boats.
Yeah.
A lot of the young kids like country now because either that or you're listening to hip hop.
It's the only other music really with guitar anymore.
It's the same shit as the hair metal from the eighties.
The country music and hair metal is the same exact shit except instead of electric guitars
and fucking Marshall stacks, they use a Fender twin reverb and a Telecaster instead of a Jackson
and they put in a fiddle and a steel guitar and they call it country.
They use an acoustic or two.
But it's the same beat.
Deviated from country.
Very, very deviated.
Yes.
Comparatively to the legitimate.
Like Johnny Cash, like Bill Haggard, they fucking, what's his nuts, whatever.
And a lot of that shit too sounds sterile because all those records are made in the
same few studios with the, with the same killer musicians that never fucking miss a note that
are perfect.
Studio musicians.
Yeah.
Because they're never going to let the band go in there and waste the money of the record
company and make a shit record because they can't play.
It only happens on the bands we listen to.
Well, punk bands and fucking.
But the whole thing is, it's, dude, it's better to burn out than fade away, right?
Everything is getting, I mean, when music is now, it's so easily accessible.
Anybody can make music.
Oh yeah.
You know, you can put it on the internet, you can make your own YouTube channel, fucking
look at us, we're on Spotify.
You can even go to play an instrument to make music.
Oh yeah, not anymore.
You don't need to.
You can get away with everything.
Student things and sampling and fucking.
And fucking your voice shit.
And make beats on the thing, you know, on the, on the computer.
You don't need a drummer.
You don't need any instruments.
You do it on a keyboard.
You would think that music would progress into something that's, I mean, think about
Frank Zappa.
I mean, that guy was fucking progressive.
Yeah.
And then now it's kind of taking a complete downturn and the music is shit right now.
I don't know any new bands out.
Neither.
I listen to every podcast and fucking all my old shit.
That's what I like.
Me too, man.
Because there's nothing out there that even tickles my fancy.
There's nothing.
I can't even, I really can't, it couldn't even name a band.
And the funny thing is that all these bands are still touring all, you know, the old school
ones, like get that money while you can.
The only thing I could probably name is Jack White and he doesn't even count because it's
like the white stripes from the nineties.
They're not even like him.
Why would you even say that?
Because that's the newest thing I could name.
That's how much out of touch I am.
Fuck, I couldn't even name anything.
Yeah.
But I don't listen.
I mean, you get what you pay for, right?
I mean, we can't be toxic masculinity so you can't be a guitar god anymore.
You know?
Phones and cameras.
The sgtnistic tour round and fucking band groupies and Duke Ocar.
Well, I mean, they had very nefarious things that were going on, you know what I mean?
Like they were taking advantage of people.
But at the same time, it was a lot freer back then and there were no phones and cameras.
Everything was isolated.
Nobody could, it was all hearsay.
Yeah.
You know, like, oh, I heard this.
Did you hear what happened last night?
And then maybe we took a couple of Polaroids.
And then it goes away.
Yeah, but the band has that.
Yeah, and that's what they pass around, you know, and that was it.
Somebody still holding the old school Polaroid from like 87 tour Van Halen.
To fish up the girls' squad or something.
Oh, the Mudd shark.
What was that?
The Mudd shark.
Yeah, the fucking uh...
Mothers of Invention.
Mothers of Invention, yeah.
Mothers of Invention, Fillmore 71 live.
I'm just trying to name one of the fucking...
One of the greatest albums.
I was just trying to think of the name of the hotel with Vanilla Fudge.
Ah, man, the Clearwater and or something.
Yeah, something.
You could actually...
It was your hotel room and you could fish out the window.
Out the window.
Fuck yeah.
Go to the fucking front desk and rent yourself a fucking fishing pole and cast away.
Some bait.
Amazing.
You want to do your hit list?
Yeah.
So, yeah, that thing, I'm gonna definitely send it to you, that fucking...
Oh, I want to watch it now.
That panic.
All right, man.
By the way, no Filter Frank got a fucking...
He came over today, he got new plates on his truck and it was...
Don't say what it was.
It was crazy.
I know, but...
I won't say his plates.
You gotta tell me all fair.
But it's a one-year thing, I will.
But I mean...
It was cool.
Okay, why would you bring that up?
Because I'm seeing his name on the list, we're shouting out, no Filter Frank and Ross
and Matthew, Chris, no shirt Nick.
Nick, man, thanks for coming to the fucking show last night, Thursday, yesterday, tearing
it to fuck up.
He also, of course, got a gig out of it himself, you know.
Yeah, because he's a fucking...
I mean, he's no shirt Nick.
Yeah.
Zodiac, Hascola, and our ladies, Tiffany, Chrissy, Luann, Becky, Jerry, Jay, Clara, my
wife, Mary, thank you, Dahl, for putting up with me.
Today's our anniversary, by the way.
I think we've been married like 18 years or something.
Helena...
Mr. X, again, you forgot to say Mr. X.
Yes, Mr. X.
There you go.
Helena and Hyreni.
You're cats.
Yeah.
Our only fans, girls, we still love you.
And let's not forget, we almost have to say this one or else we won't get our free studio
time.
Yeah.
Free clinic.
He'll have you in and out before you can even fucking take honor.
She's got scabies and she's your lady.
Call Tom's.
It's not that shady.
That'll be the t-shirt.
It's not that shady.
It's not that shady at Tom's free clinic.
But it's free.
So you gotta deal with some...
Remember, you get what you get for it.
You gotta deal with the fucking...
Oh, man.
I don't even know the...
Ah, shit.
The dregs.
That's what I wanted.
The dregs of society are all there.
There we go, Larry.
Thank you.
Oh, man.
You walk in and the lady says, what's the matter?
You want to talk about that shrek mother fucking looking at you for a second?
You want to know his crime?
Yeah, dude.
Oh, that guy's fucking ears look like somebody just pulled them fucking.
He looks like...
There you go.
When they pull them out of his mom's womb, they grab some of my ears.
You can seriously cup your hands around his ear and he looks like Shrek.
He's like a motorcycle.
All right.
What do you think he got arrested for?
Because, I mean, we just got a close on this one.
Was it listening up with his ear against a keyhole?
Actually, he was using a cup and it's a law because of his ear.
He's against a law because he can hear everything.
He's a safecracker, actually.
He gives you every little click.
He doesn't have to wear the fucking...
What's that called?
Stethoscope.
Stethoscope, yes.
Man.
But...
Stign...
Stignomenometer.
Stignomenometer, I think it is, but it might not be.
All right.
What do you think he got arrested for, Larry?
Because, man...
Well, I don't know, man.
Stealing from the wall.
This poor guy got arrested for sniffing butts at a barn in the noble.
Oh, my God.
He would... so women were looking on the bookshelf and he would pretend that he was getting
a lower book and then sniffed their butt through their clothes.
Wow.
That is something you would do.
Maybe, man.
Maybe it's subliminal.
That is fucking crazy.
But I'm asking you, how horny are you and desperate are you to go sniff butts?
I mean, at least you could take up skirt shots like a gentleman.
Yeah, go on the subway, buddy, and get some upshot.
Not even.
Just put one under your toe and just walk around like a real spy agent.
But there's people that do that.
So this poor fellow, this is his third time doing it and getting caught.
Oh, my Lord.
He's a repeat offender.
He's going to get the fucking three strikes dropped.
He's going to get the electric chair for sniffing butts.
Oh, my God.
Poor guy.
What do you mean, poor guy?
This guy has a problem.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Poor guy.
I mean, I don't know how to treat an addict, but this guy, I mean, he's just a ruckus individual.
Could you imagine the meeting?
Yeah, I'm fucking, my name's Larry.
I'm an alcoholic.
It would be more like, you know.
Hi, I'm Larry, nice sniff butts.
Exactly.
That's exactly how it would be.
The next guy would say something else really weird.
And then the next guy's so weird.
Like a weird waterfall.
Yeah, look at the hell.
Kind of fucking AA meeting is this.
Oh, this guy said this is not the AA meeting.
You're in the wrong room, Larry.
I don't even know how you treat that stuff.
Obviously, it's with jail time because he's been jailed again.
That's funny.
What's that?
That is funny because, you know, you think that he would hear someone coming that was
coming up on him as he was sniffing the butts.
The ladies must catch him doing it.
No, he was caught on camera.
Like a Barnes and Noble.
On camera.
Yeah.
And he was recorded by a tick tocker.
Whoa.
Wow, that's fucking great.
Jesus, man.
Oh, there's a video of it.
Here, look at the video.
Didn't start over again.
So this man is in a crouched position and a Barnes and Noble.
Oh my lord.
And she reaches up for a book and he literally crawls over her like a demigod and sniffs
her ass.
Oh, man.
Oh, man, she should have grabbed him by the ears.
He's pretending he's tying his shoes and shit.
He's sniffing people's ass.
Oh, man.
The girl's kind of cute, actually.
Okay.
So does that mean you got to sniff her ass without asking?
No, I would definitely ask.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the first thing you want to do.
What a fucking pervert.
You're like a dog.
What a pervert.
I love it coming from you.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna call him the pot black.
But isn't that funny and shit that I mean, that's how brazen this guy is.
Like imagine you need to sniff a butt so bad.
You're going to Barnes and Noble.
But you have to think about that in your head.
You know what I mean?
And then you have to find a lady.
It's a plan.
You have to find the lady.
It's like the JFK assassination.
You gotta deal with it.
You gotta find a lady, then you gotta get on the X and then you know what I mean?
Her butt and the X meet at the same time.
Yeah.
You gotta find a book that's in the right spot or you gotta tie your shoe at the right
time.
Exactly.
I mean, this guy is, I mean, imagine how many misses he has a day.
Yeah, it's like the circle odds though.
If he tries to smell a thousand butts, he might get one or two.
That's all right.
We probably, if you're going to go for it, I would imagine if you're going to smell
a hundred, you're going to get two.
So you know, 2%.
So if you smell a thousand, you're going to get 20.
No, I don't know about that.
I mean, did you see how bad that was that that guy went and did it?
I mean, he's a giant too.
He's like six foot tall.
He's got to get low.
It's obvious.
So the lady was reaching up to the third shelf on a bookshelf and the serial sniffer, the
serial sniffer Shrek was on the ground and he went to tie his shoe and as soon as he
tied his shoe, he ran his nose right up her leg in her ass when she reached up.
This guy's got problems and that's coming from needles.
He ran right into the Barnes and Noble's bathroom and fucking whacked it.
This guy sounds like he's got an insatiable appetite for sniffing bum, which I don't know
how that's cured.
I mean, by getting caught, obviously.
But it sounds like it says he's done it more times.
He's in jail right now.
You want to sniff some ass, motherfucker?
Yeah.
You got to remember the hair and shit.
He was a little jelly.
He lost my salad.
He was a little more sniffing, bud.
This is the fucking, you want to play ball?
You don't want to get worked over.
I'm going to grab you by your ears and swing you around.
That's right.
Maybe his ears are like that.
Yeah.
That's fucking sentence.
Hiding the fucking cell salami.
Fuck.
That's funny.
All right.
Are you going to end this, Mokido?
Hey, thank everybody.
I want to thank everybody seriously from the bottom of my heart for fucking tuning in because
man, we're off the rails.
Seriously, without you guys, we would.
We wouldn't do this anymore.
No.
But we probably still would.
And if you listen this long, thank you very much.
We love you a lot.
And our fucking, our listenership is going up, so that's kind of exciting.
So if you're telling your friends, thank you.
And we really appreciate it.
Yeah.
Tell your friends, please.
And have a great night, man.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needle.
And I'm Bon Solo You were beautiful,灵, wrong.
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