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Okay, welcome everybody to Larry and Needle Show.

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I'm Larry.

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I'm Needle.

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Ah.

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Don't leave at all.

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Holy shrikey.

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I had a hell of a week.

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Yes, you did.

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Two gigs.

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Yeah.

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In the middle of the week, man, on school nights.

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On Thursday night, we played at the...

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CBD Farm.

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CBD Farm and...

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Which, it's sugar baby summer.

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I mean, that's a good way to...

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Yeah, and the best part was that no shirt, Nick showed up and he fucked him.

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Did he?

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Yeah.

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No shit.

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And he jammed the whole...

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Did he wear a shirt?

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Yeah, but he was on buttons.

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He took it off.

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He took it off.

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I mean, there's nine shirts on that, nine buttons on that shirt, sir.

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And you only got two done.

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I even had my shirt off.

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Well, because it was balls ass hot out.

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It was like 98 degrees at fucking five o'clock last night.

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It's a clock.

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Yeah, and it was fun, man.

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And we rocked the house and...

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It's a CBD Farm, which is hilarious.

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It was funny because this guy comes up to me and he's like,

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there was this one band that were really fucking good.

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Last year they played here, they were called Catechronic.

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But you guys are fucking way better.

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So you can't tell...

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And I told them, dude...

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You didn't look at the kick drum?

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You didn't look at the t-shirt...

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No, we don't have a name on them.

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You didn't look at a t-shirt that one of us are wearing?

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Yeah, well I sold them a t-shirt.

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And uh...

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You were wearing a Catechronic t-shirt.

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No, I was wearing my white...

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Should have been...

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...cult leader shirt.

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Should have been wearing...

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Oh, your fucking Peruvian banana farmer shirt?

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Yeah, yeah, you know...

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You should have been wearing...

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So tan, I wanted to fucking...

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Defect?

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P.T. Boat on the way to Havana.

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Yeah, so Nick fucking played and...

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Nice.

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It was really good and people were amazed.

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And uh...

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Robert only played...

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You know, Bobby only played...

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45 minutes and then...

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Get a heart check?

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And then those shit, Nick played the second...

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Two and a half hours.

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Really?

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Wow, how long was the show?

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We played from like six to ten.

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Holy shit.

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Fucking workhorse, man.

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It was balls ass hot out, like I said earlier.

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And then...

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So you played two shows this week.

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One was in this state and the other one was not in this state.

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No, it turns out...

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State of confusion, Larry's fucking mind.

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Yeah, it turns out it was...

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It was in this state.

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It was in...

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So far south Illinois...

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So directly across from us we could see...

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Yeah, you could see the Ohio.

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It was literally at the fucking front doorstep.

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We were right there.

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And we were outside playing on the river.

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And at one point, man...

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There was ten fucking hawks flying over us at one time.

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Two in circles, listening to the tunes.

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Everyone's like, Larry, look up.

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And I looked up and I was just like...

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I stopped playing.

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I was like, holy fuck, man.

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How many drugs were you on again?

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Why don't you just tell us what drugs you were on?

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How's that?

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And then we can get a good consensus on how many hawks you saw.

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As you can see, my lungs are shocked from that.

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I took three hits of acid.

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I took a couple grams of mushrooms.

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I thought tons of...

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Tons of edibles and like...

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Yeah, tons of THC and edibles.

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No beer though.

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No, I didn't even...

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There was no alcohol there?

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Well, one girl was drinking and she offered me half of her beer.

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Half of her beer?

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She only had one left.

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I'm like, oh, where'd you get that?

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And she's like, oh...

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Isn't that crazy how people are changing now to alcohol used to be the social lubricant?

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And now it's marijuana.

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And mushrooms too.

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They have mushroom part weddings and shit now.

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Yeah, it was kind of awesome because the second I walked in, this guy comes up to me and he's like, hey, Larry.

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And he hits me a fucking hit of acid.

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Nice.

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I was like, wow, thanks, brother.

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Just one and then you ate...

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And then this other girl, Blue, had a whole...

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Had some more and she gave me a couple more.

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Did you promote the show while you were down there?

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No, here's the thing, man.

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Oh, man.

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I didn't even fucking get a chance because we were playing the whole time, really.

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Well, I mean, you did have a chance.

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I'm sure.

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But we did have to break...

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No stickers, no t-shirt, no nothing.

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No, I didn't even get a chance.

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I didn't break out any of the t-shirts.

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It was...

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Grateful dead, Larry.

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Come on, get it together.

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What the heck?

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I know.

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And then I think I saw the so-called Starlink satellite system.

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Oh, Elon Musk shit?

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And it all aligned.

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And it came together in a straight line and then it dispersed again.

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And from the LSD and the effects from that were fucking amazing.

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You think the Earth is round now?

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And I was trying to tell these people that's not really a satellite.

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That those things are on balloons.

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Man, Larry.

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And one guy actually said, yeah, you're probably right.

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There was a whole program that they're called...

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It's kid Justin.

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He had a nice one-hitter.

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Balloon lights or something like that where they're actually...

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I told you about that when they bombed...

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Well, we talked about that when Japan bombed Nebraska.

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They used balloons to actually incite fear.

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To the interior of the United States.

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Yeah, and Japan actually dropped bombs on United States soil from balloons.

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I think that was the only one that really did any damage.

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Which is funny because you think that they would know the history of that,

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which I'm sure they do, when we had that balloon flying over us

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and we let the motherfucker go from stem to stern...

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Dude, imagine if...

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Without doing anything about it.

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Imagine if there was an EMP we'd be fucked.

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It would just shut everything down.

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We would go into our airspace nilly fucking willies.

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And get all the way half across the country.

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We would all need new cell phones and computers and shit right now.

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No, I mean you can always get an Obama phone.

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But then they're gonna listen to you.

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They're already listening.

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Oh man, let me tell you.

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I was watching this thing about...

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Obama's really fucking things up here on his third term.

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Not that he didn't fuck things up real good on his first.

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Well, the funny thing is that all of a sudden now that election time's coming soon

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and the Democrats realize that they did a bad thing with putting Trump in a mugshot.

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Now they're all screaming.

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What was that?

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Lindsay Breeze or what was her name?

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London Breeze.

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London Breeze from San Francisco, the mayor.

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Breed.

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London Breed.

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Is out on the front porch of the fucking...

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What do you call it?

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Capital.

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The capital screaming how everything's gonna change all of a sudden.

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The Democrats are gonna take this and they're gonna do something with it.

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So for the last couple years, three years, you haven't done nothing.

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That's fine though.

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That's what you want to do.

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You want to flip flop like that.

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I mean, how much are you gonna tug on the heartstrings of America like that?

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I don't think that's gonna happen.

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She is a...

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You know, she's a typical fucking...

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She wanted it one way, she got it her way and now...

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Man, let me tell you.

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It's like that fucking cartoon we were kids.

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Be careful what you wish for.

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You just might get it.

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Mr. Wizard, remember the kid always wanted to be something to go to the turtle?

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Mr. Wizard, make me into a...

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Anything.

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I want to be an astronaut or whatever.

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Yeah, well, that's a funny thing you say.

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You can go six miles up.

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See how hard it was and he'd say, I don't want to be an astronaut.

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Yeah, no, because you know what?

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They're just gonna kill me and then, the time I got killed, and they're gonna give me a new identity

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and people are gonna find out when the internet comes abound.

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That's all right though.

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How come there was no rubble or debris?

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I hate to do this right off the bat.

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From the direct energy weapons on the World Trade Centers?

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I'm so slary.

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I know how to poke the bear.

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And I really don't want to, but I'm heavily into this 9-11 book right now.

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And I'm sure that people don't want us to bring up old, you know, some people don't like to hear it, some people do.

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Let me give another shout out to Edward Hendry, one of my favorite authors out there.

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The book that we're talking about is 9-11, Enemies, Domestic and Abroad.

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Foreign and domestic, not domestic and abroad.

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Enemies, foreign and domestic.

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It's a very good book.

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It's a very good book, listen.

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It's about 10 years old now.

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Can you really differentiate fiction and fiction?

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You know what I mean?

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Movies are shit.

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Okay, the real thing is going on is trying to figure out what the government is trying to do to us.

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But this is all proven, I'm not making this stuff up.

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The government has done PSY-ops to fucking American citizens.

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Yeah, well now one of the latest things, go ahead.

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No, no, no, I'm just saying, like, somebody has to do, and there's, now that podcasts are out there, there's a multitude of people that are bringing this forum about.

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To the foreground.

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Yes, it's all easy, listenable.

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You know, you don't have to like one, you can like another, you can like another, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, the truth is out there.

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Well, here's the thing that people don't know maybe about the Hawaiian thing.

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Oh, it was.

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They say that some people were saying they were seeing bloated bodies floating in the water from the people that were jumping in the ocean.

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Excuse me.

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Facedown with bullet holes.

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Ass up?

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Ass up with bullet holes, all riddled with bullet holes like they were executing.

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Well, you see, I don't, you know what man, that's fucking hearsay.

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Unless that's a video of all this shit.

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I know, no, it is hearsay.

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This is a legend.

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Okay, yeah, I mean, but when you want to get down to it, it's like, here's the deal.

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Well, I don't doubt anything anymore.

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I really don't.

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Everything is a conspiracy.

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Every fucking thing.

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Okay, but the weird thing is, is that these, okay, they have these islands, we've annexed them to make them ours.

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And now we're not even helping these people.

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Yeah.

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But all of a sudden that fucking Bill Gates and Bezos and Oprah and all these other like billionaires are on this island and Oprah did a land grab.

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Technically, well, not technically, she actually bought up a bunch of acreage there.

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Well, they think a lot of the kids that are missing Oprah took.

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They say 104 are missing, which I think is a way, way low number.

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That's a low number.

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Because they asked all the kids to stay home.

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Man, that is the saddest thing when you involve children.

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That is, that's why fucking predators are not welcomed in jail.

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It is the lowest of the low and they deserve that.

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To get back though to the thing with the 9-11 with the no rubble.

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With the rubble.

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Same thing with the direct energy weapons they used in fucking life.

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How come the papers weren't burning?

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Right, right.

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They're paper everywhere.

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Papers were.

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Metal and steel are going to melt, but paper is going to stay intact.

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Something smells of foul.

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Yes, yes.

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Something is rotten in Denmark.

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I smell a rat.

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It's a fucking, but I know where you got your saying though.

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What do you say?

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It doesn't pass the smell.

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Yeah, it's in that book like lifetime.

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Halfway through and I'm like, oh, Larry really fucking clamped onto this one.

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He loves this one.

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I've heard Henry's poetry.

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You know what, listen man.

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I mean, okay, they just put it in layman's terms is that if you throw a fucking, if you

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throw an aluminum can at a fucking steel plate of herp, no, at an I-beam, yes, but I was

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going to say the window first, but if you throw a can at a fucking I-beam, steel I-beam,

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that's two inches thick all the way around and had reinforced plates on it, what do you

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think is going to happen?

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The can's going to crush and the steel beam is going to be fine.

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Finally, somebody with a brain.

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You know what I mean?

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I mean, we can always talk about, I mean, it's just funny that because I'm reading this

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book and it just, they really don't think anybody's going to look into this stuff.

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They really don't.

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Well, here's the thing.

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And I'm talking about any acronym the fucking government has.

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Yeah, and here's the thing though.

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At the time they do the shenanigans, everybody's emotionally wound up and emotionally involved

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and they immediately start working on hatred to make you hate somebody.

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Actually, what they start working on first is donations.

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That's what they want first.

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They want donations so everybody can scam everybody out of everything for a good cause,

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which is atrocious.

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But then once they get you all emotionally involved and wound up, nothing is done with

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common sense or reasoning or any kind of thought.

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Everything is made in design to get you wound up emotionally.

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And then you have, you know, you're not thinking clearly and you'll act irrationally.

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So you mean 24 hour news network.

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Exactly.

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That's what that, I mean, that's the antithesis of that, right?

347
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Exactly.

348
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So actually, you know what, Larry, I'm going to do something.

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I actually took a picture out of that book and I want to read a quote in it.

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If you don't mind.

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It's a little bit of a long one.

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There is no such thing at this date in the world's history in America and independent press.

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You know it and I know it.

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There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions and if you did, you know,

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beforehand, it would never appear in print.

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So basically, that is the guy that was in charge of the New York City newspaper association.

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He said, if I wrote my honest opinions to appear in one issue in my paper, my job would be gone in 24 hours.

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He'd be looking for a job.

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This is it.

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The business of the journalist is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to

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vilify, to fawn at the feet of Mammon and to sell his country and his race for his daily

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bread.

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Yeah.

364
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You know it and I know it.

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What folly is this toasting and independent press?

366
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Yes.

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If folly is.

368
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That right there is, I mean, because listen, you know, Larry.

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And that was said in 1912 or something like that?

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Yeah.

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And when everybody, when people bought up the newspapers and controlled the media.

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Well, TV wasn't as big.

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Well, there was no TV.

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There was no other radio.

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They had radio.

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They had radio.

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But the print back that, like who even reads the news, the print?

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Well, back then, though, everybody.

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That was it.

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But now nobody reads the newspaper.

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Thomas, I believe it was Thomas Jefferson said, a man who reads nothing but newspapers

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is more ill informed than a, or is more ignorant and misinformed than a man who reads nothing

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at all.

384
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Okay.

385
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Well, who's printing the paper then?

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That's them.

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This guy's tied in, you know what I mean?

388
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Yeah.

389
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Everything's fucking tied in.

390
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It's a skew.

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But you gotta say also, needles, you gotta preface your little quote that you just said

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was this was the guy that was ahead of all the media.

393
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Yes.

394
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Saying it to the room full of media guys who were at an awards meeting.

395
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Well, yeah.

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But I just, I just write his quote.

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So he was saying the truth to his own people because they all know the truth.

398
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Well, it's not even the truth.

399
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It wasn't like you're trying to break this to the news, though.

400
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This is him privately saying this.

401
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But it's beyond the truth.

402
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Everybody knows this.

403
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What are you going to do?

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Are you going to be part of the problem or are you going to be part of the solution?

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It's beyond the pale.

406
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These fucking people.

407
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It's, I mean, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer.

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I know that's a time told as old as man.

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But at the same time, we're just going to sit here and fucking lay on our backs and

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take it, which is, I don't know, you know what I mean?

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I don't know the exact.

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Well, that's why it's our job to be here to tell the people that anything, and I mean

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every single thing you hear on TV is bullshit.

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Down to the TV commercials.

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Maybe I should run for a local position.

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Yeah.

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That's where it starts.

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Needle.

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Needles for fucking town treasurer.

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Korger.

421
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Actually, Comptroller.

422
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That sounds like a good title.

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I like Needle's the Comptroller.

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That's beyond my business cards.

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I believe the Comptroller decides where money's going.

426
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Yeah.

427
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Yeah, that's a good one.

428
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Exactly.

429
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Little for you, little for you.

430
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They'd have to print up my business cards.

431
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Little for me.

432
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:38,260
Yeah, they'd have to print my business cards.

433
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That would be the best fucking Needle's the Comptroller.

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That's how I make a print.

435
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You could just sit in the office and do nothing.

436
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My buddy Dan's brother was running for some thing for the local high school, and he's

437
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like, can I put a sign in your yard?

438
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I'm like, sure, dude.

439
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Wanting for what?

440
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For local high school?

441
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It was a gym teacher?

442
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Yeah.

443
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Like, I don't know, buddy.

444
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We got to check your background first.

445
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Anybody that wants to be involved in children is very sus.

446
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No, it was fucking...

447
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I don't know, I forgot what he was doing.

448
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It was some bullshit position, but he won it.

449
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Nice.

450
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And then after a while, I'm looking around and I'm thinking, I got this sign in my

451
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yard and people got different political signs.

452
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I'm thinking, am I going to get targeted?

453
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And then I fucking called my buddy.

454
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I'm like, hey, what's your brother?

455
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What the fuck is this guy?

456
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What does he stand for?

457
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What does he stand for?

458
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I mean, you didn't even know his views, his political views.

459
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No, I just figured it's my buddy's...

460
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Man, what if he's a Nazi?

461
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Yeah.

462
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I got a sign in my yard.

463
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You didn't realize there's a swastika in the O?

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Joseph Mengele from fucking town.

465
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Mengele?

466
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Was it Mengele?

467
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Mengele, Mengele.

468
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Yeah.

469
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That'd be hilarious.

470
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Mengele for...

471
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The angel of death.

472
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...controller.

473
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Going against the Nazi.

474
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I got to tell you though, his name is very close to that.

475
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Wasn't it really?

476
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Yeah.

477
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It was Joe and then it was an M and an A.

478
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I mean...

479
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Yeah, almost the same as Mengele.

480
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You could use your imagination.

481
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Oh, I mean, thank God I can use my imagination.

482
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We're still a generation that still can use it.

483
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Now people are fine with...

484
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The last one.

485
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The last generation.

486
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I don't know about the last one.

487
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Yeah.

488
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Well, here's the thing.

489
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Okay, people's imagination was quite vivid in the old days and as we got more and more

490
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media, more and more entertainment, mostly based off the TV and then movies and shit

491
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like that.

492
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:43,020
We have got less and less imagination because we go see Star Wars and we see all the shit.

493
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They show us all the monsters.

494
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They show us all the fighting.

495
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In the old days, a kid was reading a book and all this shit had to be filled in by his

496
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imagination.

497
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,900
Yeah, but kids played with toys.

498
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:53,900
Yeah.

499
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The toys are even different.

500
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So they can...

501
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Oh, man.

502
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Shit.

503
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,900
Now they're games.

504
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Dang it.

505
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You made me forget what I was going to say.

506
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:01,900
Son of a bitch, Larry.

507
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:02,900
The kids played with toys.

508
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:03,900
Yes, they did.

509
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:04,900
Yeah.

510
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:11,100
And everybody's on...dude, my fucking friends got VR and the kids play that stuff.

511
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,900
And it's like...I mean, that's what they do around their iPads.

512
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:15,900
Yeah, that's right.

513
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,300
And the games are different.

514
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:20,020
Oh, the games are...dude, this VR, Larry.

515
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:25,660
And again, that makes your imagination get duller because everything is put out before

516
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you.

517
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:31,740
You have no...none of your own input, none of your own imagination put into the process.

518
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You know what I'm saying?

519
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,740
I was going to say, shit.

520
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,740
Yeah, no...

521
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:37,980
I was thinking of your friend the other day.

522
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:42,860
I forgot who you said it was, but you'll remember when I say it was too hot for his

523
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kids to go swimming.

524
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:44,860
Oh, yeah.

525
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,100
Because I was in the pool yesterday and it was as hot as fucking.

526
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:50,780
I thought, I wonder if Needle's buddy's kids are in the house playing video games.

527
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:51,780
Oh, no.

528
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:52,780
No, no, no.

529
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:53,780
They're in Arizona.

530
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:54,780
Oh.

531
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:55,780
They get to 120 degrees.

532
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,060
Oh, you didn't say that before.

533
00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,060
I thought you meant...

534
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:02,100
Oh, but I have another friend whose kid's done that before they'd done that.

535
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,300
We were just at a pool party a couple of weeks ago.

536
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,300
It was too hot.

537
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,300
And the kids were all inside.

538
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,300
Man.

539
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,300
I mean, there were...

540
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,820
We wouldn't be allowed to do that.

541
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:13,020
There were 20 kids and 10 of them were inside and the other 10 were outside.

542
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,740
We wouldn't be allowed to do that.

543
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:15,740
What?

544
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:19,300
When we were kids, we would all got chased outside by some adult.

545
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,300
Yeah.

546
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,300
My uncle or somebody.

547
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,300
I was just about to say that.

548
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,340
Like, baby, like, all right, shut this video games off and go outside.

549
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,340
Right, you little bastards.

550
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:28,180
Get the fuck out of the house.

551
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:29,700
Guys already have 12 schlitzes.

552
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,700
Yeah.

553
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,700
My uncle Frank.

554
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,700
Yeah, he's just...

555
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,580
Come in, slap some kid in even his own kid.

556
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,980
Big ol' hairy gut.

557
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:36,980
You could fit yourself in.

558
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,220
No, he was a tough...

559
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:44,860
He was a felt fucking slim and fit construction guy, but, you know, he would drink his ass

560
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,860
off so he was fucking half in the back.

561
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:47,860
That was his hobby.

562
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:48,860
Yeah.

563
00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:49,860
He was drinking.

564
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:50,860
Yeah.

565
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:51,860
It was my dad's older brother.

566
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,860
He was actually my favorite uncle.

567
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,860
We fucking had a blast when we hung around that fucking guy.

568
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,700
Well, because this shit was different back then.

569
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:57,700
Yeah.

570
00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,700
I mean...

571
00:20:58,700 --> 00:20:59,700
My cousins had zero...

572
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,700
I mean, what are you, 63?

573
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:01,700
No, man.

574
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,700
I'm 56.

575
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:03,700
Okay.

576
00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:04,700
I mean, you're almost there.

577
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:06,700
I'm gonna put in the girl that wants to know.

578
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,700
Yeah.

579
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,700
But when we were kids, my cousins had zero.

580
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:11,700
I mean, none.

581
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:12,700
None at all.

582
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,700
Supervision.

583
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,700
They were allowed...

584
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,700
Man, they were just...

585
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,700
They were allowed to do anything.

586
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:17,700
They were latchkey kids.

587
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:18,700
Is that what they called?

588
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:19,700
No, no.

589
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,620
My aunt was home, but like she was a fucking neat freak.

590
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:27,860
So they had the basement where they could go and there was a pool table and then they

591
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:32,460
were either that or get the fuck out of the house and like when we would go there and

592
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,540
they were only like a couple years older than us.

593
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,260
So we're like eight years old, nine years old.

594
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:39,660
They already had stacks of porn omacs and fucking...

595
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:41,100
Well, this isn't a city though.

596
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,140
No, these guys were my cousins that lived out here.

597
00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:47,660
But yes, the city cousins were pretty wild too.

598
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:48,900
They're animals, man.

599
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:49,900
Those kids are animals.

600
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,380
Yeah, they were fucking wild too.

601
00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:53,500
Cause you're on your block with every...

602
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,500
You know what I mean?

603
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,500
Yeah.

604
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,500
My cousin was in...

605
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,500
There's a hierarchy to everything.

606
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,500
Yeah.

607
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:02,460
And so we would go there and you could smoke pot in the basement.

608
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:03,460
Wait.

609
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:07,940
Like my aunt didn't care what the fuck we were doing as long as we weren't upstairs messing

610
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:08,940
the house.

611
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:09,940
Damn.

612
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:12,100
So they had the fucking stereo cranked up.

613
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,940
They had fucking free range down there.

614
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,620
Yeah, the first time I ever did Coke was like...

615
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:16,620
A bunch of children.

616
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:17,620
Yeah.

617
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:20,820
The first time I ever did Coke was a family party at Christmas.

618
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,700
Children's party going on in the basement.

619
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,100
They're nine years old smoking weed.

620
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:28,820
I was the youngest kid though.

621
00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:29,820
No shirt.

622
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,420
No shirt and me were the youngest two cousins.

623
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:32,980
Yeah, no shirt's younger than you.

624
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:35,980
Everyone else is like from like 18 on down.

625
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,980
Oh.

626
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:37,980
So everybody was...

627
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:38,980
You got the scraps.

628
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:39,980
Yeah.

629
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:40,980
You were like, let's give it a Larry Coke and see what happens.

630
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,980
Let's see how fucking happy he gets.

631
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:43,980
Exactly.

632
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:44,980
Here, drink this.

633
00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:45,980
Here, here, smoke this.

634
00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:46,980
You ever smoke pot before?

635
00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:47,980
No.

636
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:48,980
Here, we're not here.

637
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:49,980
You're nine years old.

638
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:50,980
Yeah, sure, I've smoked pot before.

639
00:22:50,980 --> 00:22:51,980
Fuck yeah.

640
00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:52,980
I've smoked pot before.

641
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:59,860
Shout out to Larry's cousins for setting them on a path.

642
00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:03,140
Man, those motherfuckers.

643
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:06,420
And yeah, and they would get really fucked up.

644
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:07,420
I remember my cousin...

645
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,420
Sounds like it.

646
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:12,260
...cousin Odeed at like a fucking Easter Sunday and...

647
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,260
Easter Sunday.

648
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:18,580
One day, you know, we'd go to, we were at my aunt's house in the city and fucking, he's

649
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,580
all fucked up.

650
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:20,580
I didn't even know.

651
00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:22,100
I didn't even know what drugs were he had.

652
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,100
My cousin's totally...

653
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,100
How old were you?

654
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,540
I was a kid, I was a fuck man.

655
00:23:25,540 --> 00:23:29,300
I was probably like, again, like eight years old, nine years old.

656
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:31,380
And I'm going to my mom, what's wrong?

657
00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:33,540
Oh my mom, eat your cousin overdosed.

658
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:34,540
Oh, jeez.

659
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:38,700
And I'm like, what the fuck does Eddie even know the fuck that meant?

660
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:39,700
That's hilarious.

661
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,700
Yeah.

662
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,700
It was funny.

663
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:42,700
He didn't die.

664
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,700
He didn't die.

665
00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,580
Well, obviously, because I would have said RIP to who?

666
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:47,580
Larry.

667
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:48,580
Yeah.

668
00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:49,580
The name was Larry.

669
00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:54,100
Man, I mean, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

670
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,260
Jesus, you're in a true line of lineage of dirtbags.

671
00:23:58,260 --> 00:23:59,260
Yeah.

672
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:00,260
It's all right.

673
00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:03,660
And you were like nine, and he was like, how old is he?

674
00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:04,660
Probably like, yeah.

675
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,660
And he OD'd.

676
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:06,660
Yeah.

677
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,660
Woo.

678
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,660
Man.

679
00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:09,660
Fuck it, city kids, man.

680
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:15,300
And he thought my aunt was fucking devil when he was coming in and out of fucking hallucinations.

681
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:18,460
Man, I probably had a, was it a drug induced tycox?

682
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:19,460
Yeah.

683
00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:21,340
And again, I don't know what he was on.

684
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:23,140
Dude, drugs were probably strong back then.

685
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:24,620
They were at least real.

686
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:25,620
Yeah, they were fucking strong.

687
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,220
At least you knew what you were getting.

688
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,380
When they said this is this, that's what it was.

689
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:31,220
It's not like today.

690
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,180
This is this, but really it's not.

691
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,620
It's 30 other things.

692
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,620
Exactly.

693
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:37,300
I mean, if you can't spell it, it's in there.

694
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:42,420
I remember Victor went and got a drug test from this shit we were buying from Jeff, the

695
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:45,020
kid that moved down to Texas.

696
00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:48,660
He's, you know, we would get this stuff and we thought we were doing coke and then I'm

697
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,860
like, this isn't coke.

698
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:50,860
What is this shit?

699
00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:54,380
Well, Victor got arrested and he needed to do drug tests.

700
00:24:54,380 --> 00:25:01,980
He was on like PCP, math, heroin, everything but coke was already in this.

701
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:06,220
This was my buddy Jeff was doing this shit probably like similar to what they're doing

702
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,220
now.

703
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,220
Sounds like shake.

704
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:09,220
20 years ago.

705
00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:12,020
It's like shake where they mix a bunch of drugs in a bag and then you do them.

706
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,380
Well, no, he called it poof.

707
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,780
Oh yeah, this is the poof guy.

708
00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:17,780
You're a poof.

709
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:19,780
We're talking about this.

710
00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:20,780
Oh, poofed up.

711
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:21,780
That's all right.

712
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:22,780
We're tarted up for fucking Saturday night.

713
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,780
I don't know.

714
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:24,780
That doesn't sound fun though.

715
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:25,780
We already talked about this.

716
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:26,780
Yeah, but the poof was wild.

717
00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:27,780
We used to poof it up.

718
00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:28,780
It doesn't sound fun at all though.

719
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:29,780
It sounds like it got you too fucked up.

720
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:30,780
Yeah.

721
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:31,780
Too much.

722
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:32,780
Everything is fucking just enough.

723
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:44,660
He would be like chartreuse, like that light green color a lot of the time.

724
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:45,660
That's not good.

725
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,660
Yeah, I know.

726
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:47,660
I told him before.

727
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:49,300
Dude, that's like the color of sepsis.

728
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:52,820
I'm like, dude, I think you got to fucking lay down.

729
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:53,820
Lay down?

730
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:54,820
He's gonna help you.

731
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:55,820
He's gonna fucking nap or something.

732
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:56,820
Then he's gonna help.

733
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:58,320
You need to go get a blood transfusion.

734
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,820
I'm gonna fucking gotten Merca.

735
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:01,820
Jesus.

736
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:09,700
I go to his house one time and he's all fucking whacked out at the fucking kitchen table and

737
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,980
his dog is going crazy.

738
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,220
She's doing backflips.

739
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,220
He's barking at me.

740
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:15,220
She's jumping on me.

741
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,340
I'm like, oh boy.

742
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:17,340
What the fuck, man?

743
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:21,300
I looked under the dining room table and there's all dog shit under the table.

744
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:23,980
He hasn't been letting the dog out.

745
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:28,900
I finally, I go towards the cabinet and I go near the dog food and things start going,

746
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:32,620
I'm like, dude, when was the last time you fed your fucking dog, asshole?

747
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:36,580
The dude was just whacked out of his mind.

748
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:37,580
Is this the poof guy?

749
00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:40,420
Yeah, and the poor dog was starving to death.

750
00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:41,900
Well, it sounds like it.

751
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,220
They please say the smell is so bad.

752
00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:47,220
It was really, and the funny thing was it was a really nice house.

753
00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:52,580
His parents died and left him this fucking practically a, not a mansion, but it was a

754
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:53,580
nice size fucking place.

755
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:57,500
See, he would smoke poof and let his dog just shit inside and then feed it.

756
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,500
Man, what a fucking scumbag.

757
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,940
He was so fucked up.

758
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:01,940
He was a dirtbag.

759
00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:03,580
I mean, that's who you hang out with.

760
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,980
Should I say his last name?

761
00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:05,980
No, not at all.

762
00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:09,500
I mean, I think that's a general consensus here.

763
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,620
I have 51% saying you should.

764
00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:15,220
So then listen, this kid had this fucking nice house.

765
00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:16,380
His parents left him.

766
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,380
He had money and everything.

767
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:18,380
They both died?

768
00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:19,380
Yeah.

769
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:22,820
First his dad died and then his mom lived for probably another 15, 20 years.

770
00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:23,820
Oh shit.

771
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:24,820
Okay.

772
00:27:24,820 --> 00:27:25,820
That's a long time.

773
00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:29,700
But you know, he had like, I don't know, the guy was, he had like lemon, lemon groves

774
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:34,380
and in Arizona, they were fucking, they were rich.

775
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:35,380
Yeah.

776
00:27:35,380 --> 00:27:39,500
And fucking, and I remember the brother, he had an older brother and I didn't even know

777
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:44,620
it for years until one day Tom told me and the brother wants nothing to do with the guy

778
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,780
and all this.

779
00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:54,140
So this dummy has this nice house in suburban fucking Chicago and he sells it for two cheap

780
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:59,460
because he wants to get out of here because he wants to go down to Brownsville, Texas

781
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:02,540
because the cocaine is cheap.

782
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,940
And I'm like, dude, are you kidding me?

783
00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:07,620
You're going to move to Brownsville, Texas.

784
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:14,300
And then when they built the fence for to divide Mexico from Texas, he ended up on the Mexican

785
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:15,300
side.

786
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:16,300
Nice.

787
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,300
They didn't want to go down all the way.

788
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,300
Yeah.

789
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:19,300
They got, so they just did a little cut across.

790
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,300
They do whatever they want.

791
00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:21,300
It's a government.

792
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,300
Yeah.

793
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:25,100
And he ended up in the Mexican side after it was all said and done.

794
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:28,740
I moved from California to Mexico because the drugs were cheaper.

795
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:29,820
So I understand that.

796
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:30,820
I can't just, I'm not gonna.

797
00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:33,300
But you weren't leaving anything in California.

798
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,940
You didn't have a house or anything.

799
00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:35,940
Oh yeah, I was.

800
00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:36,940
No, no, I mean, no, I had a place.

801
00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:37,940
Yeah, I just did.

802
00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:38,940
I forgot.

803
00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:39,940
Yeah, I rent.

804
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:40,940
Oh yeah.

805
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,500
You know, this guy gave up everything.

806
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,540
He sold his car, his Harley.

807
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:47,820
He had a dump truck, all these fucking things.

808
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:49,140
And now where's he at?

809
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,140
He's probably, he might be.

810
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,140
RIP.

811
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,140
He could.

812
00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:53,140
What's his name?

813
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:54,140
Jeff.

814
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,140
RIP Jeff.

815
00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:56,140
That's what we're going to see.

816
00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:57,140
Jeff Peketalo.

817
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:58,140
No.

818
00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,140
Man, man.

819
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:00,140
Come on, man.

820
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,140
Do we got to put a fucking train whistle in there?

821
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,140
No, man.

822
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,140
I don't care if this fucking happens.

823
00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:04,140
I know you don't care.

824
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:05,140
You shouldn't be saying.

825
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,140
It's all right.

826
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:07,140
Don't take people's names.

827
00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:08,140
I won't.

828
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,140
Okay.

829
00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:10,140
That's probably the last time.

830
00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:11,140
No, it won't.

831
00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,140
So yeah, this fucking guy.

832
00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:13,140
And I'm sure the disciples Larry.

833
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:14,140
I'm sure.

834
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:26,140
If I could stop saying GD, you could stop saying people's last names.

835
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:30,940
And you know, the funny part is, is I know that within a matter of a few months that

836
00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:34,100
the cartels probably took over his house.

837
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:37,380
You know, they found out he's a partier, start giving him drugs.

838
00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:39,300
Next thing you know, his house is a fucking.

839
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:40,300
He's new.

840
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,300
Exactly.

841
00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:44,300
Next thing you know, he's got a fucking illegal thing there.

842
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:45,300
Exactly.

843
00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:48,100
Well, if he was on the Mexico side, why would they have the tunnel?

844
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,900
Oh, guys, you should go over, you know, his house would be one.

845
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:53,540
But yeah, that definitely would be a good, I mean.

846
00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:55,420
Because that's how far down.

847
00:29:55,420 --> 00:30:02,300
And I think besides like Key West at that one point, I think this is actually the furthest

848
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,700
south point of the United States.

849
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:09,260
What is Brownsville, Texas, besides the keys in Florida.

850
00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:14,380
It's the only thing that goes as far as I mean, I don't you even call it a quater anymore.

851
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,780
I mean, what do you call it?

852
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:18,220
It's still the equator, even though it's flat though.

853
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,220
Yeah.

854
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,220
Yeah.

855
00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:21,220
Okay.

856
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,220
Just want to make sure because it's the equal distance between the summer solstice and

857
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,220
the winter solstice.

858
00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:25,220
Yes, I understand.

859
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:26,220
Track of the sun.

860
00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:27,220
Yes, I understand that.

861
00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:30,180
So it's still the sun still goes in the circle.

862
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:31,180
Yes.

863
00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:36,860
Oh, the sun still goes in a circle around the face of the top of the earth, but it doesn't

864
00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:38,700
go down around.

865
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,700
Oh, really?

866
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:41,700
Yeah.

867
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:42,700
Okay.

868
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,700
Yeah.

869
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:47,100
I think that ass is really affecting you Larry.

870
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:50,540
Dude, my fingertips are so hard right now.

871
00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:52,540
I'd be able to fucking finger bang.

872
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:55,100
I'm very happy I turned you on.

873
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,100
Yeah.

874
00:30:56,100 --> 00:31:01,020
Dude, I would be able to finger bang the whole entire, I don't know, campfire girls.

875
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,020
Why did you?

876
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:09,540
I was just about to say something and you got it out before me.

877
00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:10,540
Fuck, Larry.

878
00:31:10,540 --> 00:31:11,540
Come on, man.

879
00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:13,540
I've been playing the guitar so much, you know?

880
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,820
It was like, yeah, but I mean, you could just say I've been playing the guitar a lot.

881
00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:20,540
You didn't have to put the other a Kutcher Man in there, shall I say?

882
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:24,620
There was this guy on TV the other day, Mary was uh, fawning over him.

883
00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:27,420
No, she was laughing because he kept saying a Kutcher Man.

884
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:28,420
It's a Kutcher Man.

885
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:31,380
I'm like, that's what you guys always say.

886
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:32,380
It's a word.

887
00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:33,380
You're making up.

888
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:36,060
Just don't fucking.

889
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,140
Shout out to Larry and Niels.

890
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:40,140
Making Mary pissed off.

891
00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:43,500
She thought we were making up words.

892
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:46,500
She's like, that's a nice word that she thought we made up though.

893
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,660
I mean, a Kutcher Man, come on.

894
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:49,660
It's even French.

895
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,220
Yeah, that's why I put the little accent on it.

896
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,820
The fucking cheeses and surrender monkeys.

897
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:55,820
That's all they are.

898
00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:56,820
Here you go.

899
00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:57,820
You want to buy a French rifle?

900
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:58,820
You can drop twice.

901
00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:02,820
Oh man, French love.

902
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:09,540
I don't know what that means.

903
00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:11,220
That's oral sex.

904
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,220
That's what they call it?

905
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,220
French love?

906
00:32:13,220 --> 00:32:14,780
That's what they told us.

907
00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,140
If we want to get...

908
00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:17,140
Who told you this?

909
00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:18,140
The priest?

910
00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:22,380
In Germany and fucking Europe and shit, if you want to blow job for a prostitute, you

911
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:25,060
would ask her for French love.

912
00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:26,540
I mean, they could have been lying to me.

913
00:32:26,540 --> 00:32:30,300
Yeah, it sounds like they were just pulling your fucking chain, Larry.

914
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:33,340
I mean, did you just go around and ask for French love?

915
00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:35,900
Which is funny, if you just went around and asked for French love.

916
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:37,540
So I asked somebody...

917
00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:39,540
He just pens over in your face.

918
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:45,660
I asked Matt how to fucking ask for drugs in German and he tells me and I practice it.

919
00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:49,340
Now we're out on the town and I'm fucking asking everybody.

920
00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:50,340
Looking for drugs.

921
00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:52,380
He's like, dude, what are you doing?

922
00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:57,180
I'm like, what do you think I asked you for just so I could know and store it away?

923
00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:59,140
I don't want to fucking use it.

924
00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:00,140
I mean, come on.

925
00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:03,020
Larry is German for a reason.

926
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:05,820
I mean, there's only a couple phrases he likes to say.

927
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:07,940
And he's like, you're going to get arrested.

928
00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:10,500
I'm like, you get arrested just for asking?

929
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:15,620
I guess when they thought about it, I'm like, yeah, I guess you can.

930
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:16,620
Oh, really?

931
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:17,620
I didn't...

932
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:20,620
Oh, I thought he made you say something good with Hitler.

933
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:21,620
No, no, no.

934
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:27,620
I was just asking people, I want a party and where's the dope and all that.

935
00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:30,380
And he's like, quit doing that, man.

936
00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:31,380
We're going to get in trouble.

937
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:34,860
No, now you're just going to make me do it more.

938
00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:35,860
Just to spite you.

939
00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:36,860
Oh, man.

940
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:40,460
But I mean, Germany, they get that EU shit.

941
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:43,140
You know what I mean?

942
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:44,620
They got their own thing going on.

943
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:45,620
They do.

944
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:48,100
Are you going to have a fucking heater in here?

945
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,100
Well, no.

946
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,100
What the fuck?

947
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:53,700
I don't want no heaters in the lab.

948
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,900
All right, I'll just hold it.

949
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:56,900
Yeah, thanks, Larry.

950
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,300
I really appreciate it.

951
00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,300
I'll tell you, man.

952
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,500
Okay, so this party Saturday, we went to...

953
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,500
Or not Saturday.

954
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,500
Yeah, Saturday.

955
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,940
Saturday in southern Illinois.

956
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:10,900
The closest town was this town called Elizabeth Town.

957
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:12,900
The population was fucking 300.

958
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:15,540
I mean, you're just calling everybody out today.

959
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:17,980
No, I'm just saying the town, man.

960
00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:18,980
That's where we were.

961
00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:20,700
I'm gonna pay the fuck down there and it's some resort.

962
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:25,100
I can't remember the name of the resort, but it was fucking nice.

963
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:30,380
These guys had a folding table you'd use in a school cafeteria, lunchroom.

964
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:31,380
Like the brown one?

965
00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:32,380
Big motherfucker.

966
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:33,380
Yeah, with the multiple legs.

967
00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,380
Yeah.

968
00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:40,580
With the trim around it, it's like brown.

969
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,500
Filled with jars of weed, the whole table.

970
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,500
Really?

971
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:45,580
Just go ahead, man, and take whatever you want.

972
00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:46,580
Oh, man.

973
00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:50,660
I had little bags with magic markers and I was packing them filled with weed.

974
00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:51,700
And where's all this stuff?

975
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,180
I smoked it all in the last couple of days, man.

976
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:55,380
That's why I could hardly fucking dream.

977
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,380
How much do you think you smoked in the last couple of days?

978
00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:58,380
Well, here's the thing.

979
00:34:58,380 --> 00:34:59,380
I didn't want to see it.

980
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,380
No, wait, I don't want to hear the thing.

981
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:01,380
How much do you think you smoked in the last couple of days?

982
00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:08,260
Well, I only took about maybe two to three grams of each of the types of pot.

983
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:10,060
Look at how many types were there.

984
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:13,260
Well, no, there was about 25 or 30 different types.

985
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:14,260
Okay, well, wait a second.

986
00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:15,260
But I only took eight.

987
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:16,740
I didn't want 16 grams.

988
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:19,940
Yeah, I didn't want to seem...

989
00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:21,500
You were the fucking entertainment.

990
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,500
I know.

991
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,500
Dance monkey, now take our weed.

992
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,660
Why didn't you do that?

993
00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:26,660
I know.

994
00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:27,660
I know.

995
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:28,660
But then you were probably dead right now.

996
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:32,380
But here's the other thing, though, too, is they were fueling me up with fucking LSD.

997
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:36,020
Dude, do you think you got herpes from passing all those joints and stuff?

998
00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:37,020
You throw herpes?

999
00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:38,020
I don't...

1000
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:39,020
Oh.

1001
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,020
Man, you got to throw herpes.

1002
00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:42,020
Dude, all them fucking people.

1003
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:43,020
What would you say I would?

1004
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:44,180
I mean, first of all, they don't have alcohol.

1005
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:46,340
So I don't trust these people.

1006
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:49,940
Second of all, something like Swinger Party that you went to.

1007
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,940
It was...

1008
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,820
You could have turned into one, but here's the thing, man.

1009
00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:53,820
Without alcohol, it's even weirder.

1010
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:54,820
It was about...

1011
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:59,740
There was about 40 guys and it was about 10 girls.

1012
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,100
So that Swinger Party wouldn't have been too good.

1013
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:03,460
Well, you had Bobby, so...

1014
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:04,460
Yeah.

1015
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,460
You can always count on him.

1016
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:07,700
So I get to stay at home for that, though.

1017
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:10,500
Even though you're happily married.

1018
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:11,500
Nina came with us.

1019
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:12,500
I know.

1020
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,020
You want to talk about the car ride?

1021
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:15,020
Yeah.

1022
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:16,020
She was actually great.

1023
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:17,020
You want to talk about...

1024
00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:18,020
We're not going to talk about it.

1025
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,020
The car ride.

1026
00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:20,020
Okay, the car ride there.

1027
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,020
Five.

1028
00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:23,860
I brought my little acoustic, that little small one.

1029
00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:24,860
The ukulele or the acoustic?

1030
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:26,500
No, little with all the weed stickers on it.

1031
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,500
So you were in the back seat.

1032
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,500
I was in the front seat.

1033
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,500
Oh, playing guitar.

1034
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:30,500
Me and Tarz.

1035
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,500
Yeah, the whole time.

1036
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,500
Oh, my God.

1037
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,180
This sounds like a Charles Manson recruitment video.

1038
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,340
Actually, here's the fucking best part.

1039
00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:41,700
At the party, I said to Tony, this is like the Manson family.

1040
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:42,700
These motherfuckers.

1041
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,420
Everyone's whacked out on acid.

1042
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:45,420
Yeah.

1043
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,420
Everyone's...it was very hippiest.

1044
00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:47,420
You kiss a guy?

1045
00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:51,860
No, but the thing was cool was there was a couple from Tennessee.

1046
00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:52,860
I don't believe you.

1047
00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:56,020
Dudes from North Carolina, South Carolina, Missouri.

1048
00:36:56,020 --> 00:37:01,180
Everybody was kind of hillbillish and woods-ish.

1049
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:07,580
When I saw the Milky Way and was freaking out at all the nature sounds and seeing fucking

1050
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:11,620
fish jump out of the water, and they were like, Larry, when was the last time you were

1051
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:12,620
in nature?

1052
00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:13,620
Yeah.

1053
00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:14,620
In utero.

1054
00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:16,740
In utero, technically.

1055
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:20,620
And so they had a good time fucking with me, you know?

1056
00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:21,620
Well, because...

1057
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:22,620
And I had a great time with those guys.

1058
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:23,620
You're a city boy.

1059
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:28,540
Yeah, and I got, you know, what I kind of fucking a little bit envious of that life.

1060
00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:29,860
I wish I could fucking be like that.

1061
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:32,460
There was nothing more than I wish...

1062
00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:33,460
Those guys were great.

1063
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:35,220
They knew how to do fucking everything.

1064
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:36,220
They have to.

1065
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:37,380
Yeah, and you know what, though?

1066
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,380
What?

1067
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:39,380
They were...

1068
00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:40,380
Cooles fuck.

1069
00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:41,380
They were cool.

1070
00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:42,380
That was what it was.

1071
00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:44,700
They were a bunch of pluses that didn't know anything.

1072
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,300
Maybe there's a reason they don't bring alcohol to these things.

1073
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,300
Maybe.

1074
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,900
It might bring out everyone's true colors.

1075
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:51,900
Yeah.

1076
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:56,620
Someone might drop a couple N words and then, oh boy, they cut the live stream off.

1077
00:37:56,620 --> 00:38:01,300
So speaking of N words, I said, oh man, this was the funniest thing.

1078
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:02,300
There we go.

1079
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:03,300
Here comes the train whistle.

1080
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:05,380
Because Larry's gonna let one slip.

1081
00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:09,260
So man, I go, this is like, because we're on the Ohio River and I'm going, this is like

1082
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,740
Huckleberry Finch.

1083
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:12,140
Oh boy.

1084
00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:14,540
And then Robert goes, what was their friend Jim?

1085
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:15,860
And you don't know the...

1086
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,340
The guy who painted the fence.

1087
00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:19,620
That's what we're gonna call him.

1088
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:20,860
So that was pretty funny.

1089
00:38:20,860 --> 00:38:24,380
Only like one or two people understood it because I don't know, you know.

1090
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,380
Because they're not read?

1091
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:26,380
Yeah.

1092
00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:27,380
Or they didn't.

1093
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:28,380
Or they didn't.

1094
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:29,380
Or it's a joke.

1095
00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:30,380
That's what I'm making fun of.

1096
00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:31,380
They just didn't respond to it.

1097
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,380
Yeah.

1098
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:38,020
But this guy, this guy, Justin is telling me, my kids, now he's got two sons, they went

1099
00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:45,660
all the way down the Ohio River to the Mississippi, down the Mississippi on a boat.

1100
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:48,660
Now, and I'm a man, and he goes, and I go, how far did they go?

1101
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,660
It was all the way to the end.

1102
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,660
He goes, I go to the Gulf of...

1103
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:51,660
To the Louisiana?

1104
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:52,660
Yeah.

1105
00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:53,660
And he goes, yeah.

1106
00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:54,660
Oh, shit.

1107
00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:57,140
And I'm thinking they're on, because we're just talking about Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer

1108
00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:58,140
and shit.

1109
00:38:58,140 --> 00:38:59,460
And I'm thinking they're on a raft.

1110
00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:05,580
And then I realized these fucking guys are on an actual boat that fucking has a motor,

1111
00:39:05,580 --> 00:39:07,100
you know, all this other shit.

1112
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:10,020
And I'm like, you're on a head full of acid.

1113
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,020
Yes.

1114
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:15,540
And I told the guy, dude, I got your fucking kids on a raft.

1115
00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:17,180
And I'm thinking, oh my God.

1116
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:18,740
Yeah, that's how you are.

1117
00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:20,260
I'm talking about Huck Finn.

1118
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:21,260
Yeah, I know.

1119
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:22,260
I know.

1120
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,260
The assimilation between the boats.

1121
00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:28,220
And then they were laughing at that and fucking, so I'm like, man, I go walk away from everybody

1122
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:30,340
and I'm in the dark by myself.

1123
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:31,340
I'm by the river.

1124
00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:32,340
I hear fucking...

1125
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:33,340
To trip in balls.

1126
00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:36,340
And I'm hearing animals jump in and out of the water.

1127
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:39,180
And I go back and I go like, all these sounds.

1128
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:40,580
The greatest thing ever.

1129
00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:41,580
Yeah.

1130
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:42,580
It really was.

1131
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,580
It was.

1132
00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:45,780
And I go back and I'm like, guys ran up here.

1133
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:46,780
Oh my God.

1134
00:39:46,780 --> 00:39:47,780
Just pitch darts.

1135
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:49,500
You can't see a fucking thing.

1136
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,620
Just ripping a heater.

1137
00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:54,060
And these guys, I'm like, man, you guys hear all this shit.

1138
00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:56,340
And they're like, I don't hear anything.

1139
00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:57,340
And I'm like, you don't hear all that.

1140
00:39:57,340 --> 00:39:59,340
And they're like, what are you hearing, Larry?

1141
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:00,340
And then I'm like...

1142
00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:02,660
What are you hearing, Larry?

1143
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:03,660
Everything you're not.

1144
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,660
Yeah.

1145
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:05,660
I am in tune with them.

1146
00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:09,220
And these guys were having a fun time, I believe, at my expense.

1147
00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:10,220
And I was having a great time myself.

1148
00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:11,220
But you were having a great time.

1149
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:12,220
Who gives a fuck about anybody?

1150
00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:13,220
It was fucking great.

1151
00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:15,860
Who cares about anybody else except your good time?

1152
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:18,580
And I literally could see the Milky Way.

1153
00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:22,780
I mean, like, it looked like fucking milk spilled across the sky.

1154
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:24,100
I couldn't believe it.

1155
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:26,260
And so many fucking stars.

1156
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:31,260
And then last night when we're at this place down, it's like a little bit, I think, you

1157
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:39,380
know, northwest of what the fuck is that town, St. Charles.

1158
00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:42,860
I looked up to this because I figured we're kind of out in the country.

1159
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:44,860
I saw about four stars.

1160
00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:46,860
At the other place, it was...

1161
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,940
Well, because you're fucking down there.

1162
00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:50,500
There's nothing around there, Larry.

1163
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,780
It's so fucking big difference, man.

1164
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:54,780
Oh my God, it was fucking beautiful.

1165
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:55,780
So that's good.

1166
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:56,780
The shows were a success.

1167
00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:57,780
Yeah.

1168
00:40:57,780 --> 00:40:58,780
Mindless you not promoting the show.

1169
00:40:58,780 --> 00:40:59,780
Yeah.

1170
00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:00,780
I mean, shame on you, Larry.

1171
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:05,580
I thought these people that liked me so much might listen to Larry Neil's show and say,

1172
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:08,500
that guy's a fucking asshole.

1173
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:09,500
But I'll give them...

1174
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,500
Or I mean your true colors.

1175
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:11,500
Yeah.

1176
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:12,500
I'll give them an...

1177
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,500
I'll let them know.

1178
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:14,500
You know what?

1179
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:15,500
I still communicate with these people.

1180
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:19,740
Now, the reason I know them all is because they're a group of growers online that are

1181
00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:21,700
friends with Stoney.

1182
00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:26,420
So I have talked to all these people, but never face to face, only over...

1183
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:31,380
You know, I only saw about three of those people before in person at other parties in

1184
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:32,900
the past.

1185
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:37,620
And now this one chick, I've seen her at a party in Upper fucking Michigan.

1186
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:40,820
I've seen her at a party in Flint, Michigan.

1187
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:43,260
Now she's at a party in Southern Illinois.

1188
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:46,740
So this one guy's ready to fucking get down and party.

1189
00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:47,740
Yeah.

1190
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:48,940
And so she was real cool.

1191
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,940
That's one of the ones that's my buddy, you know what I mean?

1192
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:51,940
That sounds like it.

1193
00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:52,940
Yeah.

1194
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:53,940
And she knows Mary.

1195
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:54,940
After she said she's ready to...

1196
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,940
She's ready to get down and then you're like...

1197
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:57,940
No, no, no.

1198
00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:58,940
I'm like that.

1199
00:41:58,940 --> 00:41:59,940
And my wife.

1200
00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:00,940
My wife.

1201
00:42:00,940 --> 00:42:01,940
Very nice.

1202
00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:06,020
She knows Mary too and she said to tell Mary, make sure you tell Mary hi.

1203
00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:07,420
I want to go next year with you.

1204
00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:08,420
Yeah.

1205
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:10,740
But it's a fucking middle of the week.

1206
00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:12,500
It is cool though.

1207
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,500
It's worth going.

1208
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,500
Actually it wasn't.

1209
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,260
It was on Saturday, last Saturday.

1210
00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:21,380
They were there Thursday, Friday, Saturdays and Sunday they left.

1211
00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:23,900
But you know, I just showed up on Saturday.

1212
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,500
It's like a real lot to hang out with people that long.

1213
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,500
Yeah.

1214
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:31,900
But you know, they're all trading their fucking secrets and they're getting into the weed

1215
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:32,900
and they...

1216
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:33,900
I was like, I don't know my audience.

1217
00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:34,900
These people love.

1218
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:35,900
They love weed.

1219
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:36,900
I mean...

1220
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:38,540
There's nothing wrong with that.

1221
00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:39,740
They know everything.

1222
00:42:39,740 --> 00:42:43,980
You know, everything that we love about it, they love it even more because they're...

1223
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:44,980
Well, maybe...

1224
00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:47,940
I don't know how educated you are about it, but I'm not that educated.

1225
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:52,220
The only thing I know is from what I've been learning from Tony over the last two or three

1226
00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:53,220
years.

1227
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,220
I mean, it's a science.

1228
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:55,220
Yeah, it definitely is.

1229
00:42:55,220 --> 00:43:00,740
The most thing is you just have to be fucking obedient to your plants.

1230
00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:01,740
Yes, yes.

1231
00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:03,740
And you have to be meticulous with things.

1232
00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:04,740
Yeah, I love one.

1233
00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:05,740
Actually...

1234
00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:06,740
You still got water?

1235
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:07,740
No.

1236
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:08,740
I drink it.

1237
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:09,740
Thank you Larry.

1238
00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:10,740
I know I got cottonmouth like a motherfucker.

1239
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:11,740
Thanks Larry.

1240
00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:12,740
Fuck you, no.

1241
00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:14,860
But you have to be very meticulous with things.

1242
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,860
You have to be clean.

1243
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:17,300
You can't leave it for days at a time.

1244
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,820
A lot of it has to be cleaned.

1245
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:22,940
You have to clean your lines if you're doing hydro, if you're doing dirt.

1246
00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:24,260
I've done a lot of shit.

1247
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:26,260
I've dabbled in it before.

1248
00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:33,060
And then me and Tony actually fucking climbed a rock face, dude, with loose gravel.

1249
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:34,060
Like it was way dangerous.

1250
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,900
And then when we got up there it was like, how the fuck are we gonna...

1251
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:37,660
Loose gravel is on the ground, but okay.

1252
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:40,260
No, because the thing was crumbling apart.

1253
00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:44,980
I found some rocks that were as thin as a potato chip with fucking fossils and shit

1254
00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:45,980
in there.

1255
00:43:45,980 --> 00:43:47,700
It was kick ass.

1256
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:49,180
It was really kick ass.

1257
00:43:49,180 --> 00:43:50,180
It sounds like it.

1258
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,180
It's good to get away.

1259
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:52,180
Yeah.

1260
00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:55,620
There's a lot more to just the fucking lab and the pool.

1261
00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:56,620
Yeah.

1262
00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:57,620
And the other thing is...

1263
00:43:57,620 --> 00:43:58,620
And the other thing is...

1264
00:43:58,620 --> 00:43:59,620
The scooter.

1265
00:43:59,620 --> 00:44:04,260
It's weird doing it this way, being this weed band where we're going to these farms.

1266
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:10,020
We have a totally different circuit than the normal band going from bar to bar, from

1267
00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:14,740
alcoholism, alcoholism, from city to scummy city.

1268
00:44:14,740 --> 00:44:17,900
This is like going to one little country place to the next.

1269
00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:19,180
No, I mean...

1270
00:44:19,180 --> 00:44:21,060
Playing for people that are like farmers and shit.

1271
00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:22,660
You can get in where you fit in, right?

1272
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,580
Yeah, and actual farmers, man.

1273
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:25,580
These farmers...

1274
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:29,740
That's what I guess it is, is that they got the farmer mentality and I fucking like that.

1275
00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:30,740
You got there's a niche.

1276
00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:32,820
Oh, so fucking listen to this.

1277
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:34,660
That's crazy you just brought that up.

1278
00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:42,660
So I went to my kid's data curriculum night at school and one of the lessons that they're

1279
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:47,540
teaching is Midwest agriculture and farming.

1280
00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:48,660
Wow.

1281
00:44:48,660 --> 00:44:50,460
Which seems weird.

1282
00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:54,580
Like, I mean, hey, I'm all about that shit.

1283
00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:58,380
It was like a comprehensive study of all the...

1284
00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,620
The guy was just a teacher and all.

1285
00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:03,300
What are they...

1286
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,020
The young kids though, right?

1287
00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:06,020
Even a heater?

1288
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:07,020
Yeah.

1289
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:08,020
What's that?

1290
00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:09,020
He's...

1291
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:10,020
He's...

1292
00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,020
What grade?

1293
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:12,020
He's like what?

1294
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:13,020
Fourth grade.

1295
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,020
So they're going to get him into that?

1296
00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:15,020
Well, no, it's just...

1297
00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:16,020
It's a fucking...

1298
00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:19,020
It's in the curriculum for the school.

1299
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,780
Oh, all the kids take it?

1300
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:23,380
Yeah, his whole class is taking it, which is crazy.

1301
00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:24,380
Why would you think like...

1302
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:27,700
Well, no, I thought they might say, okay, are you interested in this?

1303
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:32,220
No, no, but it's like why all of a sudden are they teaching like from everything you

1304
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:36,860
hear like they want farming to go away that they can outsource it to other countries.

1305
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:44,300
I was watching this thing, man, about food and Netflix and it is just crazy.

1306
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:50,780
The CDC looks into 34 cases of food poisoning a week.

1307
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:51,780
Wow.

1308
00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:53,060
It doesn't seem like that many.

1309
00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:59,340
No, not for 330 million people, but those numbers are a little bit of skew, I think

1310
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,340
so.

1311
00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:01,340
Sure.

1312
00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:02,340
But it shows like...

1313
00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:05,220
34 cases meaning 34 different products a week?

1314
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:08,780
Yeah, 34 different like sources of food.

1315
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:09,780
Food poisoning, yeah.

1316
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:10,780
You know what I mean?

1317
00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:11,780
So it goes back to a company.

1318
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:15,780
We got plastic in the craft macaroni and cheese, that's bad.

1319
00:46:15,780 --> 00:46:20,940
Over here we got sawdust and the anchovy and a pancake mix and shit like that.

1320
00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:24,900
All the people, Jack in the box are shooting smack and you know what I mean?

1321
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:29,860
Like these people are getting sick, which they showed like there was like a Listeria

1322
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:35,460
breakout and an E. coli breakout and like kids died from it.

1323
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:40,100
Like children, it was crazy and they only gave them like $10 million.

1324
00:46:40,100 --> 00:46:41,100
But this was back in like...

1325
00:46:41,100 --> 00:46:42,100
$10 million per person?

1326
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:45,020
I think for the one case.

1327
00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:46,020
One case, okay.

1328
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,860
Yeah, I think it was the biggest at the time.

1329
00:46:47,860 --> 00:46:50,020
Because sometimes it could be a class action lawsuit.

1330
00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:51,020
Well they have that also, but...

1331
00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:52,380
And everyone gets $4.

1332
00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:56,980
It was like, no, no, no, this was like, it killed like six or seven children.

1333
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:57,980
Damn.

1334
00:46:57,980 --> 00:47:00,220
Dude, remember to fucking...

1335
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:04,180
Because these people were fucked up at work and not cleaning properly and shit wasn't

1336
00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:05,180
right.

1337
00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:08,500
Yeah, shit like that or you know, what it was is that the burgers at the Jack in the

1338
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:15,060
Box, that was the biggest breakout, the first one, they were supposed to be cooked at 155

1339
00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:16,560
degrees.

1340
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:22,060
But Jack in the Box, the corporate people wrote in emails and shit and said that they

1341
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:27,140
should be cooking 140, 145 degrees because if you cook them at 155, it makes the meat

1342
00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:28,140
tough.

1343
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:32,700
But if you cook them at 145, everyone's gonna get sick and die.

1344
00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:37,540
But they've been doing it for so long and then finally it caught up with them.

1345
00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:38,540
So...

1346
00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:39,540
Damn.

1347
00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:43,420
Isn't it crazy how people like, I don't eat that much fast food.

1348
00:47:43,420 --> 00:47:44,420
I rarely eat it.

1349
00:47:44,420 --> 00:47:45,420
You know what I mean?

1350
00:47:45,420 --> 00:47:51,820
The most, maybe it's a slice of zah or Taco Bell maybe once every couple months.

1351
00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:53,540
Man, it's been a long time.

1352
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:59,460
I could actually go, I liked, I love the idea of Taco Bell, but every time I'm gonna do that

1353
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,220
I just say, well why wouldn't I just go get real Mexican food?

1354
00:48:02,220 --> 00:48:03,620
Well I'm not even saying that though.

1355
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:04,620
Think about...

1356
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:05,620
That's why I haven't had it in a long time.

1357
00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:08,620
You're one of the jobs you hated most in your life.

1358
00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:09,620
Concrete.

1359
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:10,620
Now...

1360
00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:14,660
Now you work at a Taco Bell.

1361
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:15,660
So how do you...

1362
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:16,660
You know what I mean?

1363
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,980
A lot of people don't like their jobs and they've proven it.

1364
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:22,100
I mean the quality has gone down, everything is going down.

1365
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,620
Now check this out man.

1366
00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:24,620
I will.

1367
00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:25,620
Let's go.

1368
00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:26,620
James, let's go.

1369
00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:29,060
We rode our bikes to fucking...

1370
00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:30,980
He rode his Harley, I rode my scooter.

1371
00:48:30,980 --> 00:48:33,180
We went up the stake and shake.

1372
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:36,660
And that was a sight to see.

1373
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:41,300
The chopper and I'm fucking cruising next to him and people are looking at it and it's

1374
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:42,460
like, what the fuck is that?

1375
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:48,300
But anyways, when you go in stake and shake, you do not even communicate with the human

1376
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,300
being anymore.

1377
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,300
You go to the kiosk.

1378
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:51,800
They got a fucking thing.

1379
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:52,800
Yeah.

1380
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:57,220
And there's like, you know, six of them around and they're like little iPads with the menu

1381
00:48:57,220 --> 00:49:00,140
and you start pressing away and...

1382
00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:01,900
When I went to go see the dead in the city.

1383
00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:04,780
That's how it was at Taco Bell.

1384
00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:08,100
But the orders were not sequential.

1385
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:10,580
So like they didn't go, you know what I mean?

1386
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:15,380
Like 200, 500, 900, it would just like jump over the place.

1387
00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:18,900
Like they couldn't keep up with the orders because there were just people coming in and

1388
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:24,740
ordering and then it all got jammed up at the fucking end because people got wrong orders.

1389
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:27,580
Plus I mean it was, I think it was late at night.

1390
00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:33,620
It took us about 75 minutes to get four fucking sliders from the White Castle in the hood.

1391
00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:34,700
Fuck me and...

1392
00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:36,380
We already told that story.

1393
00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:39,500
So yeah, and that was actually communicating with the person.

1394
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,980
Well, that's a little bit different.

1395
00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:45,540
But I can't even imagine, you know, it's getting to the point where...

1396
00:49:45,540 --> 00:49:48,380
Can I tell you how many times that I have driven...

1397
00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:50,180
Listen, I'm an electrician.

1398
00:49:50,180 --> 00:49:52,940
I do inside, outside work, you know what I mean?

1399
00:49:52,940 --> 00:49:57,980
I have literally driven from the drive-through where they've taken my order to the window

1400
00:49:57,980 --> 00:50:01,300
and they have fucked it up and it's less than 30 feet.

1401
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,860
Yeah, yeah, well...

1402
00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:06,020
Like how incompetent can that be, you know what I mean?

1403
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:08,580
It's all, everybody's still relying on computers also.

1404
00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:09,580
Yeah.

1405
00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:13,020
If the computers went down, how many people could do math in their head to give you change?

1406
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:14,020
None.

1407
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:15,020
None.

1408
00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:19,500
Every person that, when you get, you know, and I grew up in a retail fucking situation.

1409
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:25,380
My dad had fucking retail stores when I was a kid and, you know, I would fucking take

1410
00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:30,660
cash and you got to, you know, you counted down backwards from what they gave you and

1411
00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:31,660
that's how you do it.

1412
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:33,740
But people don't even know how to do that anymore.

1413
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:38,900
Every person punches it in, they punch in how much money you gave them and then it gives

1414
00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,900
you how much change to give back.

1415
00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:42,700
It didn't used to be like that.

1416
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:47,220
We had the old fucking West cash register with the bang.

1417
00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:48,220
Yeah.

1418
00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:49,220
Yeah.

1419
00:50:49,220 --> 00:50:50,220
The drawer open.

1420
00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:51,460
The numbers popped up.

1421
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:53,300
Yeah, yeah, yeah, inside the fucking West.

1422
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:56,380
Yeah, the numbers popped up on little cards inside the fucking...

1423
00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:57,380
And they were all curved.

1424
00:50:57,380 --> 00:51:00,300
And they had two little ones and then the big one.

1425
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:02,780
Yeah, it was fucking great, man.

1426
00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:05,140
But those are things that you lose, though.

1427
00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:06,140
That's vintage now.

1428
00:51:06,140 --> 00:51:10,740
But this is what I'm getting, what we were talking about at the beginning of the episode,

1429
00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:14,780
though, because of the technology, people's fucking mind is getting softer.

1430
00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:15,780
Well...

1431
00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:17,620
They don't know how to make change anymore.

1432
00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:18,620
It's not even...

1433
00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:19,620
It's just...

1434
00:51:19,620 --> 00:51:20,620
If you...

1435
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,220
You're gonna do what you wanna do, right?

1436
00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:26,540
Nobody can tell you what to do, you know?

1437
00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:27,540
You're not gonna listen to anybody.

1438
00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:29,140
You're gonna do what you wanna do.

1439
00:51:29,140 --> 00:51:34,540
So if you wanna get sucked into anything, you're gonna get sucked into it.

1440
00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:38,420
How long has it taken you to realize that what's going on?

1441
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,380
Oh, man, it took me...

1442
00:51:40,380 --> 00:51:41,900
40-something years?

1443
00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:42,900
Yeah.

1444
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:43,900
Yeah.

1445
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:44,900
You know?

1446
00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:45,900
It took me 40-something years.

1447
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,580
And it's funny, though, too, because before you know what's going on, you are...

1448
00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:50,940
You already do think you know what the fuck's going on.

1449
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:52,460
Well, you don't listen to anybody.

1450
00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:54,060
I might not know right now.

1451
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,060
It's very...

1452
00:51:55,060 --> 00:51:56,060
You know, I mean...

1453
00:51:56,060 --> 00:52:00,180
It's very difficult to change somebody unless...

1454
00:52:00,180 --> 00:52:03,620
You know, once you see the light, it's a little bit different.

1455
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:08,220
You know, somebody opens a door for you and then you just walk through and there you are.

1456
00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:09,220
Yeah.

1457
00:52:09,220 --> 00:52:10,220
And once you see the light, though, that's it.

1458
00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:11,220
You could never go back.

1459
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:12,220
Well, you don't want to.

1460
00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:13,220
No.

1461
00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:14,220
You don't want to.

1462
00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:15,220
You wanna find out more and more.

1463
00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:16,220
There's so much out there.

1464
00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:17,220
Yeah.

1465
00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:18,220
There really is.

1466
00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:23,420
I mean, if you want to talk about conspiracy theories, you wanna talk about...

1467
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:27,220
Me and Mr. X were talking about a really good conspiracy theory.

1468
00:52:27,220 --> 00:52:33,740
The Route 91 Harvest Festival in Las Vegas, the, you know, Jason Elgin...

1469
00:52:33,740 --> 00:52:34,740
Rolling Thunder.

1470
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:35,740
Well...

1471
00:52:35,740 --> 00:52:36,740
I thought it was Rolling Thunder.

1472
00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:40,580
Yeah, I thought it was, too, but it was actually the Route 91 Harvest Festival.

1473
00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:41,580
All right.

1474
00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:42,580
Thanks, Mr. X.

1475
00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:48,460
But it just was talking about all the different things that were going on.

1476
00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:52,780
That one guy went up and busted a hurricane proof window by himself and then all the cameras

1477
00:52:52,780 --> 00:52:56,580
didn't work in there and then all these guns were hauled up there because they were saying

1478
00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:59,700
that this guy was involved in a big gun deal.

1479
00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:00,700
And yeah.

1480
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:06,660
And there was multiple, multiple shooters at several locations.

1481
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:09,500
Well, they have video of a helicopter that people say is not there.

1482
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:12,100
Three helicopters were fucking...

1483
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:13,460
I know, but listen...

1484
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:17,820
Turned off their transponders and were firing from helicopters down into the crowd.

1485
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:19,180
First of all, you could see...

1486
00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:21,180
I mean, it's so crazy.

1487
00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:22,180
It's so difficult.

1488
00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:23,180
Listen, you can't...

1489
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:25,380
It's the biggest mass shooting in the United States history.

1490
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:26,380
Yeah.

1491
00:53:26,380 --> 00:53:32,940
And it was several fucking several shooters and they just would not come clean about

1492
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:33,940
it.

1493
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:34,940
Who wouldn't come clean?

1494
00:53:34,940 --> 00:53:35,940
All the places that actually...

1495
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:39,780
RIP Steven Paddock, the ultimate Patsy in our generation.

1496
00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:40,780
Yeah.

1497
00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:41,780
Yeah.

1498
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:42,780
And the Patsy.

1499
00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:44,780
My fucking writing is so...

1500
00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:45,780
Atrocious.

1501
00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:46,780
Yeah.

1502
00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:49,260
Because I was trying to write shit down so fast.

1503
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,260
Okay.

1504
00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,260
Well...

1505
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:57,940
But dudes were walking through the crowds lighting firecrackers before the shooting happened

1506
00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:00,940
to get people acclimated to the firecrackers.

1507
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:04,820
So when the shooting happened, they would think it was more firecrackers.

1508
00:54:04,820 --> 00:54:05,820
I mean...

1509
00:54:05,820 --> 00:54:07,660
You know, that was one theory.

1510
00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:09,180
That was one of the things.

1511
00:54:09,180 --> 00:54:12,620
The MGM, something about the fucking...

1512
00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:17,900
You can't even read your writing something about it.

1513
00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:21,340
Something about Soros, you know, had a bunch of stacks with MGM.

1514
00:54:21,340 --> 00:54:22,340
Okay.

1515
00:54:22,340 --> 00:54:26,380
He did something and because of the shooting...

1516
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:27,380
How about this later?

1517
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:28,380
He made a bunch of money off of it.

1518
00:54:28,380 --> 00:54:29,380
This is one of the videotapes.

1519
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:30,380
It is the most highly...

1520
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:31,380
Here's the places...

1521
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:32,380
Okay.

1522
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:35,700
Here's the places where the shootings were, okay, that they won't admit.

1523
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:36,700
Okay.

1524
00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,700
The parking lot of how...

1525
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:38,700
A plan in Hollywood.

1526
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:41,300
How many people were shot?

1527
00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:44,700
Oh, a lot, but I forgot the number exactly.

1528
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:46,740
So wait, there were multiple...

1529
00:54:46,740 --> 00:54:52,580
The area center, the Delano, the Bellagio, Mandalay Bay...

1530
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:53,740
Slow down, slow down.

1531
00:54:53,740 --> 00:54:54,740
Slow down.

1532
00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:55,740
Tropicana.

1533
00:54:55,740 --> 00:54:56,740
You're just naming places.

1534
00:54:56,740 --> 00:54:57,740
How many people...

1535
00:54:57,740 --> 00:55:01,660
These are all places where people spotted different shooters in the media.

1536
00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:02,660
Oh.

1537
00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:04,220
In the media wouldn't fucking admit it.

1538
00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:07,900
And when they went back to these places, none of those places would come clean about

1539
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:08,900
these shootings.

1540
00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:10,580
You said there were multiple shootings at these places.

1541
00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:11,580
There was multiple shootings.

1542
00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:12,580
So people were being shot.

1543
00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:19,340
At the same time that this Mandalay Bay fucking shooter was shooting out of the window.

1544
00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:20,340
All I know is...

1545
00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:25,020
Because there was videotape from it, and you could hear the gunfires coming from different...

1546
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:26,020
Multiple locations.

1547
00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:30,340
Yeah, and different caliber guns and different distances from.

1548
00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:33,380
You could hear the one that's way up in the window.

1549
00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:34,380
And then you hear clothes on.

1550
00:55:34,380 --> 00:55:35,380
It's pow, pow.

1551
00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:36,780
You know, it's like...

1552
00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:37,780
What the fuck?

1553
00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:41,820
One third of the people were headshots clean between the eyes, and they're saying there's

1554
00:55:41,820 --> 00:55:47,140
no way at the angle that these bullets hit these people that they came from the Mandalay

1555
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:48,140
Bay window.

1556
00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:50,740
They were getting shot by someone at ground level.

1557
00:55:50,740 --> 00:55:53,540
So Mandalay Bay is the grassy knoll type of thing.

1558
00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:54,540
Yeah.

1559
00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:55,540
Exactly, man.

1560
00:55:55,540 --> 00:55:56,540
And I was just like...

1561
00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:57,540
I dig that.

1562
00:55:57,540 --> 00:55:58,540
And now this was a...

1563
00:55:58,540 --> 00:55:59,540
Oh, there's so...

1564
00:55:59,540 --> 00:56:00,540
You know what?

1565
00:56:00,540 --> 00:56:01,540
I gotta watch this thing again.

1566
00:56:01,540 --> 00:56:02,540
I wanna watch it with you.

1567
00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:05,700
It was two and a half hours worth of it.

1568
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:07,300
About this one...

1569
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:09,660
Come on, really about fucking paddock?

1570
00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:10,660
Yeah.

1571
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:12,580
Oh, I wanna watch it when we're done.

1572
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:13,660
It was crazy.

1573
00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:23,100
They said that they saw him in the casino gambling with two Hispanic rods minutes or,

1574
00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:28,220
you know, a half hour before the supposed fucking shooting and all this.

1575
00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:29,460
This guy was living it up.

1576
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:32,300
He was a local, or he fucking partied.

1577
00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:33,300
And he gambled.

1578
00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:37,940
And there was also several people in these rooms with him because they say there was

1579
00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:43,420
at least two people in the room because they had these electronic monitoring systems on

1580
00:56:43,420 --> 00:56:45,860
all the doors and all the locks.

1581
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:51,340
And he had adjoining rooms and they said that several doors, at least two doors at simultaneous

1582
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:57,220
times were open, meaning that someone opened one door and someone opened another door.

1583
00:56:57,220 --> 00:57:00,980
And the whole time that they were in that room, someone was jacking around with the

1584
00:57:00,980 --> 00:57:07,020
electronic system to figure out the deadbolt lock.

1585
00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:11,260
And somehow they were able to open and close the door and make it appear like the deadbolt

1586
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:15,340
was still locked, even though it would have been an impossibility.

1587
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:16,340
So it was pretty fucking deep, man.

1588
00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:18,340
I think we need to look into this one.

1589
00:57:18,340 --> 00:57:19,340
This is a new one.

1590
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:21,100
Okay, we'll come back to what it was.

1591
00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:22,500
It was fucking good, man.

1592
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,500
And I was like, holy fuck, man.

1593
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:27,180
I wish Niels was watching this with me right now because he was going to go...

1594
00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,540
I'm very intrigued by this.

1595
00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:34,380
It really intrigues me because the loss of life and the way it happened and there's also

1596
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:39,860
some weird Illuminati shit tied into that with that Illuminati game, which I want to

1597
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:40,860
do that.

1598
00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:42,100
I'm trying to buy that Illuminati game.

1599
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,340
They want $2,000 for that thing.

1600
00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:46,460
Well, I want an old G1.

1601
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:50,020
That's evil and it's fucking basically tarot cards.

1602
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:52,660
Well, no, it's not tarot cards.

1603
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:54,580
We talked about it.

1604
00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:55,660
That's all evil shit.

1605
00:57:55,660 --> 00:58:00,060
If it's not God, man, it's the devil.

1606
00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,060
That's what I think.

1607
00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:02,540
I don't think there is a devil.

1608
00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:03,540
Luciferians.

1609
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:04,540
Yeah.

1610
00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:06,660
I don't think so.

1611
00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:08,580
Dude, what do you think happens?

1612
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:10,540
What do you think they fucking worship?

1613
00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:11,540
Who?

1614
00:58:11,540 --> 00:58:13,540
Like, Molak and shit like that.

1615
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:17,700
I mean, there's multiple deities and varieties.

1616
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,420
But they're all fucking bad, man.

1617
00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:20,420
It's all insane.

1618
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:21,420
Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1619
00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:25,660
You just don't believe in the devil as one person.

1620
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:30,340
I think they all spread the wealth, whose evilness is between multiple people.

1621
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,340
Oh, yeah.

1622
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,340
He's got lots of coworkers.

1623
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:33,340
That's for sure.

1624
00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:35,180
Well, no, but they all feed off each other.

1625
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:36,180
That's what I think.

1626
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,180
You know what I mean?

1627
00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,180
That's it.

1628
00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:41,300
When they say good prevails over evil, okay, that's good, but there's a lot of bad going

1629
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:42,300
on.

1630
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:47,700
Yeah, but this man, this Mandalay Bay shooting this Route 91 Harvest fest fucking thing.

1631
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:52,860
And the other weird thing is this Jason Aldean, okay, this is the guy that they're crying

1632
00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:53,980
about right now.

1633
00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:57,220
And I never fucking heard of this guy until the shooting happened.

1634
00:58:57,220 --> 00:59:01,500
And my niece knew about him and she's like, oh, I would have been at that concert.

1635
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:05,700
I was going to go to Vegas with my friends and I'm thinking, who the fuck is this guy?

1636
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:07,820
Who the fuck goes to Vegas to see a country concert?

1637
00:59:07,820 --> 00:59:08,820
I know.

1638
00:59:08,820 --> 00:59:09,820
I mean, those, they, those, these kids like that.

1639
00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:11,620
That's like when they head out to free boats.

1640
00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:12,620
Yeah.

1641
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:16,900
A lot of the young kids like country now because either that or you're listening to hip hop.

1642
00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:19,940
It's the only other music really with guitar anymore.

1643
00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:22,700
It's the same shit as the hair metal from the eighties.

1644
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:27,740
The country music and hair metal is the same exact shit except instead of electric guitars

1645
00:59:27,740 --> 00:59:33,940
and fucking Marshall stacks, they use a Fender twin reverb and a Telecaster instead of a Jackson

1646
00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:38,740
and they put in a fiddle and a steel guitar and they call it country.

1647
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:40,740
They use an acoustic or two.

1648
00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:42,740
But it's the same beat.

1649
00:59:42,740 --> 00:59:43,740
Deviated from country.

1650
00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:44,740
Very, very deviated.

1651
00:59:44,740 --> 00:59:45,740
Yes.

1652
00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:46,740
Comparatively to the legitimate.

1653
00:59:46,740 --> 00:59:55,740
Like Johnny Cash, like Bill Haggard, they fucking, what's his nuts, whatever.

1654
00:59:55,740 --> 01:00:00,860
And a lot of that shit too sounds sterile because all those records are made in the

1655
01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:08,020
same few studios with the, with the same killer musicians that never fucking miss a note that

1656
01:00:08,020 --> 01:00:09,660
are perfect.

1657
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:10,660
Studio musicians.

1658
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:11,660
Yeah.

1659
01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:14,980
Because they're never going to let the band go in there and waste the money of the record

1660
01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:18,500
company and make a shit record because they can't play.

1661
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:21,020
It only happens on the bands we listen to.

1662
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:22,940
Well, punk bands and fucking.

1663
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:27,220
But the whole thing is, it's, dude, it's better to burn out than fade away, right?

1664
01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:34,540
Everything is getting, I mean, when music is now, it's so easily accessible.

1665
01:00:34,540 --> 01:00:35,540
Anybody can make music.

1666
01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:36,540
Oh yeah.

1667
01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:39,540
You know, you can put it on the internet, you can make your own YouTube channel, fucking

1668
01:00:39,540 --> 01:00:41,060
look at us, we're on Spotify.

1669
01:00:41,060 --> 01:00:44,220
You can even go to play an instrument to make music.

1670
01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:45,220
Oh yeah, not anymore.

1671
01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:46,380
You don't need to.

1672
01:00:46,380 --> 01:00:47,780
You can get away with everything.

1673
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,940
Student things and sampling and fucking.

1674
01:00:49,940 --> 01:00:52,220
And fucking your voice shit.

1675
01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:56,220
And make beats on the thing, you know, on the, on the computer.

1676
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,060
You don't need a drummer.

1677
01:00:58,060 --> 01:00:59,060
You don't need any instruments.

1678
01:00:59,060 --> 01:01:00,060
You do it on a keyboard.

1679
01:01:00,060 --> 01:01:03,940
You would think that music would progress into something that's, I mean, think about

1680
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:04,940
Frank Zappa.

1681
01:01:04,940 --> 01:01:07,500
I mean, that guy was fucking progressive.

1682
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:08,500
Yeah.

1683
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:14,020
And then now it's kind of taking a complete downturn and the music is shit right now.

1684
01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:16,100
I don't know any new bands out.

1685
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,100
Neither.

1686
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:21,500
I listen to every podcast and fucking all my old shit.

1687
01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:22,500
That's what I like.

1688
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:23,900
Me too, man.

1689
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:26,580
Because there's nothing out there that even tickles my fancy.

1690
01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:27,740
There's nothing.

1691
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:31,020
I can't even, I really can't, it couldn't even name a band.

1692
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:34,620
And the funny thing is that all these bands are still touring all, you know, the old school

1693
01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:37,620
ones, like get that money while you can.

1694
01:01:37,620 --> 01:01:41,560
The only thing I could probably name is Jack White and he doesn't even count because it's

1695
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,580
like the white stripes from the nineties.

1696
01:01:43,580 --> 01:01:44,580
They're not even like him.

1697
01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:45,580
Why would you even say that?

1698
01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:48,980
Because that's the newest thing I could name.

1699
01:01:48,980 --> 01:01:51,020
That's how much out of touch I am.

1700
01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:53,740
Fuck, I couldn't even name anything.

1701
01:01:53,740 --> 01:01:54,740
Yeah.

1702
01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:55,740
But I don't listen.

1703
01:01:55,740 --> 01:02:01,380
I mean, you get what you pay for, right?

1704
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:08,700
I mean, we can't be toxic masculinity so you can't be a guitar god anymore.

1705
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:09,700
You know?

1706
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,700
Phones and cameras.

1707
01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:15,980
The sgtnistic tour round and fucking band groupies and Duke Ocar.

1708
01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:20,700
Well, I mean, they had very nefarious things that were going on, you know what I mean?

1709
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:22,780
Like they were taking advantage of people.

1710
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:27,940
But at the same time, it was a lot freer back then and there were no phones and cameras.

1711
01:02:27,940 --> 01:02:29,440
Everything was isolated.

1712
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:30,940
Nobody could, it was all hearsay.

1713
01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:31,940
Yeah.

1714
01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:33,020
You know, like, oh, I heard this.

1715
01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:34,460
Did you hear what happened last night?

1716
01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:36,340
And then maybe we took a couple of Polaroids.

1717
01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:37,660
And then it goes away.

1718
01:02:37,660 --> 01:02:39,660
Yeah, but the band has that.

1719
01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:43,580
Yeah, and that's what they pass around, you know, and that was it.

1720
01:02:43,580 --> 01:02:47,580
Somebody still holding the old school Polaroid from like 87 tour Van Halen.

1721
01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:49,580
To fish up the girls' squad or something.

1722
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:50,580
Oh, the Mudd shark.

1723
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:51,580
What was that?

1724
01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:52,580
The Mudd shark.

1725
01:02:52,580 --> 01:02:53,580
Yeah, the fucking uh...

1726
01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:54,580
Mothers of Invention.

1727
01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:55,580
Mothers of Invention, yeah.

1728
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:59,580
Mothers of Invention, Fillmore 71 live.

1729
01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:01,940
I'm just trying to name one of the fucking...

1730
01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:02,940
One of the greatest albums.

1731
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:07,220
I was just trying to think of the name of the hotel with Vanilla Fudge.

1732
01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:11,140
Ah, man, the Clearwater and or something.

1733
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:12,140
Yeah, something.

1734
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:14,140
You could actually...

1735
01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:16,740
It was your hotel room and you could fish out the window.

1736
01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,740
Out the window.

1737
01:03:17,740 --> 01:03:18,740
Fuck yeah.

1738
01:03:18,740 --> 01:03:23,820
Go to the fucking front desk and rent yourself a fucking fishing pole and cast away.

1739
01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:24,820
Some bait.

1740
01:03:24,820 --> 01:03:25,820
Amazing.

1741
01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:28,780
You want to do your hit list?

1742
01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:29,860
Yeah.

1743
01:03:29,860 --> 01:03:34,580
So, yeah, that thing, I'm gonna definitely send it to you, that fucking...

1744
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:36,700
Oh, I want to watch it now.

1745
01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:37,700
That panic.

1746
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:40,020
All right, man.

1747
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:43,740
By the way, no Filter Frank got a fucking...

1748
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:49,420
He came over today, he got new plates on his truck and it was...

1749
01:03:49,420 --> 01:03:50,420
Don't say what it was.

1750
01:03:50,420 --> 01:03:51,420
It was crazy.

1751
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:52,420
I know, but...

1752
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:53,420
I won't say his plates.

1753
01:03:53,420 --> 01:03:54,420
You gotta tell me all fair.

1754
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:56,420
But it's a one-year thing, I will.

1755
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:57,420
But I mean...

1756
01:03:57,420 --> 01:03:58,420
It was cool.

1757
01:03:58,420 --> 01:03:59,580
Okay, why would you bring that up?

1758
01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:03,700
Because I'm seeing his name on the list, we're shouting out, no Filter Frank and Ross

1759
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:07,500
and Matthew, Chris, no shirt Nick.

1760
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:14,860
Nick, man, thanks for coming to the fucking show last night, Thursday, yesterday, tearing

1761
01:04:14,860 --> 01:04:16,700
it to fuck up.

1762
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:19,500
He also, of course, got a gig out of it himself, you know.

1763
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,500
Yeah, because he's a fucking...

1764
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:22,500
I mean, he's no shirt Nick.

1765
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,500
Yeah.

1766
01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:33,500
Zodiac, Hascola, and our ladies, Tiffany, Chrissy, Luann, Becky, Jerry, Jay, Clara, my

1767
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:37,220
wife, Mary, thank you, Dahl, for putting up with me.

1768
01:04:37,220 --> 01:04:38,780
Today's our anniversary, by the way.

1769
01:04:38,780 --> 01:04:41,900
I think we've been married like 18 years or something.

1770
01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:42,900
Helena...

1771
01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:45,180
Mr. X, again, you forgot to say Mr. X.

1772
01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,180
Yes, Mr. X.

1773
01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:47,180
There you go.

1774
01:04:47,180 --> 01:04:48,180
Helena and Hyreni.

1775
01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:49,180
You're cats.

1776
01:04:49,180 --> 01:04:50,180
Yeah.

1777
01:04:50,180 --> 01:04:53,540
Our only fans, girls, we still love you.

1778
01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:59,620
And let's not forget, we almost have to say this one or else we won't get our free studio

1779
01:04:59,620 --> 01:05:00,620
time.

1780
01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:01,620
Yeah.

1781
01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:03,620
Free clinic.

1782
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:08,220
He'll have you in and out before you can even fucking take honor.

1783
01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:10,860
She's got scabies and she's your lady.

1784
01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:12,660
Call Tom's.

1785
01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:13,660
It's not that shady.

1786
01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:14,660
That'll be the t-shirt.

1787
01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:18,220
It's not that shady.

1788
01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:20,940
It's not that shady at Tom's free clinic.

1789
01:05:20,940 --> 01:05:21,940
But it's free.

1790
01:05:21,940 --> 01:05:24,700
So you gotta deal with some...

1791
01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:25,700
Remember, you get what you get for it.

1792
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:27,180
You gotta deal with the fucking...

1793
01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:28,180
Oh, man.

1794
01:05:28,180 --> 01:05:29,180
I don't even know the...

1795
01:05:29,180 --> 01:05:30,180
Ah, shit.

1796
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:31,940
The dregs.

1797
01:05:31,940 --> 01:05:32,940
That's what I wanted.

1798
01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:34,620
The dregs of society are all there.

1799
01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:36,620
There we go, Larry.

1800
01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:37,620
Thank you.

1801
01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:38,620
Oh, man.

1802
01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:41,260
You walk in and the lady says, what's the matter?

1803
01:05:41,260 --> 01:05:44,580
You want to talk about that shrek mother fucking looking at you for a second?

1804
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:46,060
You want to know his crime?

1805
01:05:46,060 --> 01:05:47,060
Yeah, dude.

1806
01:05:47,060 --> 01:05:50,140
Oh, that guy's fucking ears look like somebody just pulled them fucking.

1807
01:05:50,140 --> 01:05:51,140
He looks like...

1808
01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:52,140
There you go.

1809
01:05:52,140 --> 01:05:56,140
When they pull them out of his mom's womb, they grab some of my ears.

1810
01:05:56,140 --> 01:06:01,460
You can seriously cup your hands around his ear and he looks like Shrek.

1811
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:02,460
He's like a motorcycle.

1812
01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:03,460
All right.

1813
01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,460
What do you think he got arrested for?

1814
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:07,780
Because, I mean, we just got a close on this one.

1815
01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:11,380
Was it listening up with his ear against a keyhole?

1816
01:06:11,380 --> 01:06:16,260
Actually, he was using a cup and it's a law because of his ear.

1817
01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:18,980
He's against a law because he can hear everything.

1818
01:06:18,980 --> 01:06:20,980
He's a safecracker, actually.

1819
01:06:20,980 --> 01:06:24,860
He gives you every little click.

1820
01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:26,420
He doesn't have to wear the fucking...

1821
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:27,420
What's that called?

1822
01:06:27,420 --> 01:06:28,420
Stethoscope.

1823
01:06:28,420 --> 01:06:29,420
Stethoscope.

1824
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:30,420
Stethoscope, yes.

1825
01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:31,420
Stethoscope, yes.

1826
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,420
Man.

1827
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:33,420
But...

1828
01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:34,420
Stign...

1829
01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:35,420
Stignomenometer.

1830
01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:40,020
Stignomenometer, I think it is, but it might not be.

1831
01:06:40,020 --> 01:06:41,020
All right.

1832
01:06:41,020 --> 01:06:42,020
What do you think he got arrested for, Larry?

1833
01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:43,020
Because, man...

1834
01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:44,500
Well, I don't know, man.

1835
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:45,500
Stealing from the wall.

1836
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:49,540
This poor guy got arrested for sniffing butts at a barn in the noble.

1837
01:06:49,540 --> 01:06:51,700
Oh, my God.

1838
01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:55,660
He would... so women were looking on the bookshelf and he would pretend that he was getting

1839
01:06:55,660 --> 01:07:00,700
a lower book and then sniffed their butt through their clothes.

1840
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:01,700
Wow.

1841
01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:04,580
That is something you would do.

1842
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:07,140
Maybe, man.

1843
01:07:07,140 --> 01:07:08,140
Maybe it's subliminal.

1844
01:07:08,140 --> 01:07:10,020
That is fucking crazy.

1845
01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:15,500
But I'm asking you, how horny are you and desperate are you to go sniff butts?

1846
01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:19,500
I mean, at least you could take up skirt shots like a gentleman.

1847
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:22,540
Yeah, go on the subway, buddy, and get some upshot.

1848
01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:23,540
Not even.

1849
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:30,700
Just put one under your toe and just walk around like a real spy agent.

1850
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:32,020
But there's people that do that.

1851
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:35,140
So this poor fellow, this is his third time doing it and getting caught.

1852
01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:36,140
Oh, my Lord.

1853
01:07:36,140 --> 01:07:38,180
He's a repeat offender.

1854
01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:40,220
He's going to get the fucking three strikes dropped.

1855
01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:42,980
He's going to get the electric chair for sniffing butts.

1856
01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:44,540
Oh, my God.

1857
01:07:44,540 --> 01:07:45,540
Poor guy.

1858
01:07:45,540 --> 01:07:46,540
What do you mean, poor guy?

1859
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:47,540
This guy has a problem.

1860
01:07:47,540 --> 01:07:48,540
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1861
01:07:48,540 --> 01:07:49,540
Poor guy.

1862
01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:54,780
I mean, I don't know how to treat an addict, but this guy, I mean, he's just a ruckus individual.

1863
01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:56,380
Could you imagine the meeting?

1864
01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:59,900
Yeah, I'm fucking, my name's Larry.

1865
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:00,900
I'm an alcoholic.

1866
01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:02,380
It would be more like, you know.

1867
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:04,140
Hi, I'm Larry, nice sniff butts.

1868
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:05,140
Exactly.

1869
01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:06,140
That's exactly how it would be.

1870
01:08:06,140 --> 01:08:08,140
The next guy would say something else really weird.

1871
01:08:08,140 --> 01:08:10,300
And then the next guy's so weird.

1872
01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:11,300
Like a weird waterfall.

1873
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:12,300
Yeah, look at the hell.

1874
01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:14,300
Kind of fucking AA meeting is this.

1875
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:17,420
Oh, this guy said this is not the AA meeting.

1876
01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:20,100
You're in the wrong room, Larry.

1877
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,780
I don't even know how you treat that stuff.

1878
01:08:22,780 --> 01:08:25,500
Obviously, it's with jail time because he's been jailed again.

1879
01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:26,500
That's funny.

1880
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:27,500
What's that?

1881
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:32,540
That is funny because, you know, you think that he would hear someone coming that was

1882
01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:34,780
coming up on him as he was sniffing the butts.

1883
01:08:34,780 --> 01:08:36,780
The ladies must catch him doing it.

1884
01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:38,300
No, he was caught on camera.

1885
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:40,260
Like a Barnes and Noble.

1886
01:08:40,260 --> 01:08:41,260
On camera.

1887
01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:42,260
Yeah.

1888
01:08:42,260 --> 01:08:44,980
And he was recorded by a tick tocker.

1889
01:08:44,980 --> 01:08:45,980
Whoa.

1890
01:08:45,980 --> 01:08:48,220
Wow, that's fucking great.

1891
01:08:48,220 --> 01:08:49,740
Jesus, man.

1892
01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,700
Oh, there's a video of it.

1893
01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:54,500
Here, look at the video.

1894
01:08:54,500 --> 01:09:00,260
Didn't start over again.

1895
01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:03,220
So this man is in a crouched position and a Barnes and Noble.

1896
01:09:03,220 --> 01:09:04,340
Oh my lord.

1897
01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:10,300
And she reaches up for a book and he literally crawls over her like a demigod and sniffs

1898
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:11,300
her ass.

1899
01:09:11,300 --> 01:09:12,300
Oh, man.

1900
01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:17,180
Oh, man, she should have grabbed him by the ears.

1901
01:09:17,180 --> 01:09:20,820
He's pretending he's tying his shoes and shit.

1902
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:23,140
He's sniffing people's ass.

1903
01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:26,140
Oh, man.

1904
01:09:26,140 --> 01:09:27,940
The girl's kind of cute, actually.

1905
01:09:27,940 --> 01:09:28,940
Okay.

1906
01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:30,740
So does that mean you got to sniff her ass without asking?

1907
01:09:30,740 --> 01:09:32,540
No, I would definitely ask.

1908
01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:33,540
Yeah.

1909
01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:34,780
I mean, that's the first thing you want to do.

1910
01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:35,780
What a fucking pervert.

1911
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:36,780
You're like a dog.

1912
01:09:36,780 --> 01:09:37,780
What a pervert.

1913
01:09:37,780 --> 01:09:38,780
I love it coming from you.

1914
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:39,780
Oh my God.

1915
01:09:39,780 --> 01:09:42,500
I'm gonna call him the pot black.

1916
01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:46,620
But isn't that funny and shit that I mean, that's how brazen this guy is.

1917
01:09:46,620 --> 01:09:50,260
Like imagine you need to sniff a butt so bad.

1918
01:09:50,260 --> 01:09:52,180
You're going to Barnes and Noble.

1919
01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:55,100
But you have to think about that in your head.

1920
01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:56,740
You know what I mean?

1921
01:09:56,740 --> 01:09:57,740
And then you have to find a lady.

1922
01:09:57,740 --> 01:09:58,740
It's a plan.

1923
01:09:58,740 --> 01:09:59,740
You have to find the lady.

1924
01:09:59,740 --> 01:10:00,740
It's like the JFK assassination.

1925
01:10:00,740 --> 01:10:01,740
You gotta deal with it.

1926
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:07,500
You gotta find a lady, then you gotta get on the X and then you know what I mean?

1927
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:09,660
Her butt and the X meet at the same time.

1928
01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:10,660
Yeah.

1929
01:10:10,660 --> 01:10:14,180
You gotta find a book that's in the right spot or you gotta tie your shoe at the right

1930
01:10:14,180 --> 01:10:15,180
time.

1931
01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:16,180
Exactly.

1932
01:10:16,180 --> 01:10:19,180
I mean, this guy is, I mean, imagine how many misses he has a day.

1933
01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:21,700
Yeah, it's like the circle odds though.

1934
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:25,500
If he tries to smell a thousand butts, he might get one or two.

1935
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,500
That's all right.

1936
01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:28,780
We probably, if you're going to go for it, I would imagine if you're going to smell

1937
01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:30,820
a hundred, you're going to get two.

1938
01:10:30,820 --> 01:10:31,820
So you know, 2%.

1939
01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:35,380
So if you smell a thousand, you're going to get 20.

1940
01:10:35,380 --> 01:10:37,700
No, I don't know about that.

1941
01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:42,980
I mean, did you see how bad that was that that guy went and did it?

1942
01:10:42,980 --> 01:10:44,420
I mean, he's a giant too.

1943
01:10:44,420 --> 01:10:46,620
He's like six foot tall.

1944
01:10:46,620 --> 01:10:47,620
He's got to get low.

1945
01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:48,620
It's obvious.

1946
01:10:48,620 --> 01:10:54,540
So the lady was reaching up to the third shelf on a bookshelf and the serial sniffer, the

1947
01:10:54,540 --> 01:10:59,740
serial sniffer Shrek was on the ground and he went to tie his shoe and as soon as he

1948
01:10:59,740 --> 01:11:05,740
tied his shoe, he ran his nose right up her leg in her ass when she reached up.

1949
01:11:05,740 --> 01:11:09,980
This guy's got problems and that's coming from needles.

1950
01:11:09,980 --> 01:11:14,740
He ran right into the Barnes and Noble's bathroom and fucking whacked it.

1951
01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:20,140
This guy sounds like he's got an insatiable appetite for sniffing bum, which I don't know

1952
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:21,140
how that's cured.

1953
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:24,660
I mean, by getting caught, obviously.

1954
01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:27,060
But it sounds like it says he's done it more times.

1955
01:11:27,060 --> 01:11:28,300
He's in jail right now.

1956
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:30,100
You want to sniff some ass, motherfucker?

1957
01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:31,100
Yeah.

1958
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:32,100
You got to remember the hair and shit.

1959
01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:33,100
He was a little jelly.

1960
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:34,100
He lost my salad.

1961
01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:36,100
He was a little more sniffing, bud.

1962
01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:37,540
This is the fucking, you want to play ball?

1963
01:11:37,540 --> 01:11:39,260
You don't want to get worked over.

1964
01:11:39,260 --> 01:11:41,620
I'm going to grab you by your ears and swing you around.

1965
01:11:41,620 --> 01:11:42,620
That's right.

1966
01:11:42,620 --> 01:11:43,620
Maybe his ears are like that.

1967
01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:44,620
Yeah.

1968
01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:45,620
That's fucking sentence.

1969
01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:48,620
Hiding the fucking cell salami.

1970
01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:49,620
Fuck.

1971
01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:50,620
That's funny.

1972
01:11:50,620 --> 01:11:51,620
All right.

1973
01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:54,620
Are you going to end this, Mokido?

1974
01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:55,900
Hey, thank everybody.

1975
01:11:55,900 --> 01:12:01,060
I want to thank everybody seriously from the bottom of my heart for fucking tuning in because

1976
01:12:01,060 --> 01:12:02,820
man, we're off the rails.

1977
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:05,860
Seriously, without you guys, we would.

1978
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:07,060
We wouldn't do this anymore.

1979
01:12:07,060 --> 01:12:08,060
No.

1980
01:12:08,060 --> 01:12:09,060
But we probably still would.

1981
01:12:09,060 --> 01:12:11,020
And if you listen this long, thank you very much.

1982
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:12,540
We love you a lot.

1983
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:17,980
And our fucking, our listenership is going up, so that's kind of exciting.

1984
01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:20,860
So if you're telling your friends, thank you.

1985
01:12:20,860 --> 01:12:22,260
And we really appreciate it.

1986
01:12:22,260 --> 01:12:23,260
Yeah.

1987
01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:24,260
Tell your friends, please.

1988
01:12:24,260 --> 01:12:26,300
And have a great night, man.

1989
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,300
I'm Larry.

1990
01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:28,300
And I'm Needle.

1991
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:34,180
And I'm Bon Solo You were beautiful,灵, wrong.

1992
01:12:34,180 --> 01:12:36,240
you