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Yes, here we are. Welcome to the Larry and Needles show. I almost said program. Welcome to the
Larry and Needles program. I'm Larry. Got me. Larry. I'm Needles. Needles is fucking coughing his ass off.
He's a bong hit. Oh, I'd like to apologize to our fans, our listeners, everybody. I said Blackwater
and I meant Blackrock last week. I want to get out before Larry does. Okay. I gotcha.
Because he was about to fucking. Can't believe you remembered that. What do you mean you can't
believe I remembered that? Before I did. I know exactly. Well, I mean, shit. I was gonna say in
a much more insulting way. Exactly. And that's why I had to fucking get ahead of this. That's pretty
good how you did that. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm like any acronym fucking.
Any acronym you could think of. That's what he is. We'll know how to say horrible establishment of
our government. When I used to work at. You used to work? Yeah, when I was a kid. Oh man, not your
life. I worked in the shoe room and the guys in charge of us were Chinese guys and you'll be
a H the guy would call us a H for assholes. We talked about this last week. Actually, remember
other way I said you're a big age. No, no, no, no, we talked about remember you talked to Mary and
make her laugh. Oh yeah. I saw. But he would just call us an A H that was the first acronym I ever
had, I guess thrown at me. Really? Yeah. Your first like, uh, then I can remember. Yeah, that you
can remember. Well, that's good. I mean, the Chinese are a different type of people. I think
they're just sitting on their haunches, just waiting for us to fucking keep on doing this
shit. And they're gonna invade us. And I know that sounds crazy to anybody listening, but man,
we are not a superpower anymore. Our military is because we don't have to put boots on the
ground anymore. But compared to a billion mother fuckers, military is really powerful, man. They
got some fucking unbelievable shit to do the weaponry that they have is amazing. We're watching
those videos of them marching. And there was like 30,000 of a marching in unison looking at like,
dude, if you fuck up, you get shot. I mean, that's the only way you're getting to the 38th parallel
was in a body bag. How about that defector, the black dude that defected to fucking North Korea?
Do you see that? He defected to North Korea. Yeah, to North Korea. Yeah, I wish I had more
information on this, but it was some guy, I think he was in the military, the United States military
and was in South Korea and ran as he was running. Wow, over to the 38th parallel. He was like laughing.
That's almost unheard of. Why would you want to go to North Korea? Right? I mean, you gotta be out
of your mind. Yeah, I mean, a black guy though could slay a lot of pus out there. Well, but I mean,
Jesus, he's a fucking, he's a unicorn. If they allow it. What do you mean if they allow it?
He's gonna probably, I mean, what do you think Dennis Radman was doing out there?
They'll put him in prison for being some kind of spy. They'll figure some, some way that he's,
you know, you got to be careful when you fuck around in places like that. You think? I mean,
they get the blow his uncle up with a missile. Yeah, the beginning of a joke. No, no, he,
he tied the fucking guy, you know, usually they do like a firing squad, but he tied this fucking guy
to a post. Yeah, yeah. And he looked at that. High powered fucking shit. I don't want to viking
a funeral anymore. That's what I want. I want to be shot with a missile. Well, he, it wasn't his
funeral. It was actually his execution. Well, but I mean, hey, potato, potato, and then in
cremation all at one time. Well, yes, because now you know, and they spread the ashes for you.
I was gonna say, you don't need to earn anymore. So you're saving about 150. I don't know what
the North Korean dollar is, but or whatever the equivalence is of, but I mean, probably saving
at least 15 US dollars and earn. Earns are expensive. Who knows what they cost out there.
I don't, I mean, I don't think they have earns or they seem kind of medieval still, right? I don't
think people get cremated. Who knows what happens at the bottom. I've never seen a North Korean
cemetery. That's pretty cool. I never thought of that. They put them in the grinder. No,
they just have camps. Yeah. And then they just put them in the grinder and then do it, shoot them
in the atmosphere. They got like a cannon that shoots all everybody out, shoot them into the
fucking sea. Maybe they should put them in a satellite and send them out to space. That'd be
nice if it was possible. What do you mean, Larry? Are you telling me space isn't real?
The exploration of space is not real. No, that is all total bullshit. Really? I mean, I've never
all the satellites. I can't comprehend the words that are coming out of your mouth. All the Hubble
telescope is a fucking lie. What about Isis or ISIL? Is it the space station or whatever the fuck it
is? Internet ISIS, right? International Space Station. What do they call Isis, right? No. What's
it called? IS. Okay. ISS, they call it. Yeah, well, whatever. That's fake too. Oh my God, dude.
I mean, come on, you see how they put it together with screwdrivers. You can't go into space?
Do you think that, do you, would you want to be in that thing in space? Do you think that
protective of space was a real thing? Can I have sex in it? I would suppose. I mean,
you put women or just dudes up there. I mean, they put bitches up in there. If they're like,
you're going up there with nine guys, I'm like, absolutely not. I wonder if they have
space station porn. Like someone recorded it. See, now that's how it's one of the reasons you
know it's fake because if it was real, there'd be porn. Yeah, that's because how depraved we are
in society. We need to fucking just indulge in the weirdest aspects. If it was real,
they would have porn already. Well, you know what, maybe we should talk to the FBI and we could do
something about that. We should ask that teacher, the one who blew up on the challenger. Well,
she's dead, Larry. How can we ask her? She's working. She's alive. Where is she working?
Well, I'm not going to give out her fucking place of work because it's just like when you forgot to
say that when you were talking about the moon landing guys, they don't like getting questioned
and you forgot to mention that. Both of them punched that guy. Yeah. Exactly. See, I remember
shit fucking bitch. Well, no, but after we listened to that episode back, you're like,
shit, I wish I would have mentioned that he punched that guy. Well, you know, you can imagine the
teacher is sick of hearing just like the other guy, the one that was. I know. Yeah, I can't remember
his name offhand. And he, I'm not him. No, as soon as they walk up to him, right, dude, calm down.
I'm just here to cut the lawn. I'm not that astronaut. Like,
all right, bro. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, can we just get paid for last month?
A lot of people tell me I look like a, like a lot of people have emblaz'd in their head with
that fucking astronaut look like nobody does. No, but I mean, there are truth seekers that are
looking for the truth. Oh, yeah. So I mean, there's always, there's always going to be somebody that
has. But it's funny because you always will run into these people. And I think one or two of them
died already of natural causes, but for the most part, all of those people are like, so, you know,
there's no space, but that's why you can't, there's no space. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I know we're all
living in a giant snow globe to the according to Larry. I wouldn't go to say that. Well,
expanse under a firmament. Yes. Yes. There's no snow globe. So in the Bible. And then plus
add your flatter theory, you know what I mean? I hope they have really good fast food on flat
earth. Why do you, why do you roll your eyes when you say that? I didn't roll my eyes at all. I just
made a smirk. Flat earth, sir. I didn't have to roll my eyes. I'm not a 13 year old girl. Call them
down. Well, you know, I know you want to brawl all the time. I'd said it a million times I've been
on enough plane flights to where they force you to go over green. Are we going to get into flatter
stuff now? Well, you wouldn't ask. I did bring it up, but I didn't insinuate this. How about this
theory, man? About what? That goes with my theory last week about or last week. It was what two
days ago from our last podcast about Maui. Okay. What about Maui? I was saying it was D. W.
and everything. Yeah. There was a book. Oh, I know exactly what you're going to talk about. I
wanted to talk about this. Keep on going, Larry. I love this book called Fire and Fury. Yes.
When was it published, Larry? It was published on August 10th.
And it covers, it chronicles the event from August 8th through August 11th, which is a day
before or yeah. The fires were still burning. It was from the future. They knew what was going to
happen from the future. And the book is called Fire and Fury. Yeah. And it's the story of the
2023 Maui fire and its implications for climate change. Are you fucking kidding me?
This is how bad our government is at things. Yeah. Like, they're not that smart. They really are, man.
I mean, I want to keep talking about this, but I have another, I got something else that
correlates to this. They always jump the gun on shit. What's that? They always jump the gun with
their books and their websites and all this stuff. Or they do false information. Yeah. Or they
fucking direct you here, look at this, look at that. You know, like there was, there was,
there was websites asking for money for the victims of Sandy Hook like two, three days before
that alleged school shooting. You know what I don't see? Any Hawaiian flags, even though I don't
know what a fucking Hawaiian flag looks like, but you know what I see? A lot of Ukrainian flags.
Yeah. And I'll tell you what, the people in Hawaii are like, maybe if we fucking call
ourselves Ukraine, they would help us. And the other thing is, I don't think they want to be
part of our country anymore. Well, see, we came in and X them under pressure. And we're doing them
just like the Indians, man. It's a land grab we talked about. That's all it is. It's a fucking,
it's okay. So you want to get into this? Exactly. Okay, we'll get into this. You're ready to get
into this because I've been doing a little research on this and listening to some stuff on
this. And if this book don't prove, you know, that it's that they knew about it in advance,
I don't know what will, especially that they tie it in the climate change. Now we all know
that's a bunch of bullshit. Climate change ain't real. It's all fucking part of by the government.
Yeah. So here's so on that day that the fires were had, the schools were not in session.
Right. So do you know what that means? All the kids were home. Okay, so what happened to all the
kids at home burned up? Okay, so now, there's a lot more people dead than they're saying. If you die,
you don't have anybody to pass your land on to. You can't pass it on to your children now if they're
still dead too. Exactly. So now that land goes up for sale because these companies are coming in here
and they're already offering them exorbitant amount of money to sell their property. Yeah. Because
like we were talking about last week with Black Rock, not Blackwater, my bad, I apologize for
that. Blackwater is the Doobie Brothers song. Yeah. Oh, Blackwater. Exactly. Keep on killing.
And then pick up a Black Rock and smash his head. That's all right. Neanderthalic is the way to go
sometimes. You know what I mean? It all depends on who has the bigger stick. Who has the bigger stick
wins the battle, right? Usually. And Neanderthal usually seems to be the way they always fucking go.
Well, Oprah's house was there, Bezos house was there, fucking, who are the other ones?
None of their shit got hurt. I can't get them off hand. Well, yeah, yes, because they were gonna,
I mean, listen, it's very sad that the way that these, that what's going on in our country and
how apparent it really is. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know if this is the truth. The quote
unquote wins didn't blow the fire. Yes. I don't. Okay, people are saying that it got down by power
lines like, listen, I know I'm an electrician. I know what's going on. I know Larry keeps on
saying what happened to the trees. And I understand that trees are made of 50% water. But if this is
another fucking terrorist attack on our American citizens on their own soil, this is egregious.
Well, that that certainly is perfect spot for you to use that word, my friend. And that is what it
is. And they're hiding bodies, I think with the body count. Yeah, because they want to make some
reason these dude, this is like the craziest thing people that live. Okay. I mean, you want to talk
about New World Order? These people are on an island. No where to go. No, I mean, you're surrounded
by fucking water nowhere to go. And the government is treating these people like pariahs. With very
minimum roads. Yes. You know, why, you know, part of their deal is they don't want to pollute the
place up with a million fucking well, Oprah and Jeff Bezos have their own roads. Of course, they do.
Of course. I mean, what if you have a billion fucking dollars. So what's going to happen,
I think is this is going to turn into a little St. James three. Once they take over. Why not?
It's annexed by the government, nobody will fuck around. They can get away with it.
Fucking Moloch and shit they want to. Sure, it is definitely worship their fucking devils and put
spells out and everything else doing black magic shit. Taking children. No, that's the problem.
You know, I don't know where there's something like at least 1500 or so.
Hawaiians that are unaccounted for they're telling you that oh, there's 111 dead. Get the fuck out
of here. That's that's a small fraction of what of the of the actual number. That was on there.
No, there's there's like 1500 people that are unaccounted for. Oh, well, they can't find. I mean,
they're probably buried in rubble or fucking burnt up, you know, it was a direct energy weapon.
Fuck building Ukraine. Let's fucking build Maui back and give these people their property back.
Isn't that the American dream? Technically, Maui is not even a fucking. It's how the fuck is it
a state? And then also it's a part of it's an island. I understand that the state of Hawaii
I'm just saying how is it a state though? We just took it. Right. You know what I mean? So now it's
like it's a trickle effect. Here we are again. Yeah, right. We own this now. Here we are. It's
just like the Indians. All right, this is what we want. But it's not it's more apparent though.
I mean, do you have these people that live on this island that worth billions of dollars?
Their shit didn't get fucked up. Everybody else that owns the land that everybody wants.
Yep. Is highly desirable and they don't want to sell. All of a sudden burns. Yeah. Highly. In a path.
Yeah. Highly suspicious. I know. Highly suspicious. I feel bad for those people because now they have
you know, they're all their shit's gone. They're getting fucked. It makes me sick. The government's
really our government. Yeah, which is crazy. It's really, really overstepping their fucking
boundaries. They were showing the fires the day after the fires as well. But Joe Biden's out on
a bike ride the next day. He's on a bike ride. And it's like he doesn't even have no care in the
world. No, no. Now he's going to today. He's going to Camp David. The motherfucker took he has spent
a year on vacation. 40% 40% you know, Trump played golf twice and they're all flipping out. You know
what I'm saying? It's fucking crazy how how fucked the media actually is. Well, the best is after
9 11 fucking Bush is on the golf course. And they're like, what's about 9 11? And he's like,
Oh, we're going to get them now watch this drive like uncaring and fucking blase about it. You
know, like he didn't even fucking have a care in the world. I'm very cavalier about his fucking
his attitude drive as well. Like what makes him think it's going to be such a great fucking drive.
No, I'm kidding about that part. But no, I mean, I don't give a huge dude fucking
because it just goes to show you for one thing, we all know that bin Laden was just a patsy.
They wanted to have a war with those guys to begin with for some reason or another. I can't get
into right now. Yeah, we can always get into it. But here I'm going to say something right now.
I'm gonna hear it because this is so funny. How I mean, we I don't know if we talk in circles or
how things correlate to each other, but they don't man, I know you're going to be sad about
hearing this man. Well, man, the Biden administration tells 9 11 families that attack mastermind for
others could be spared death penalty. They still haven't even been charged yet.
Man. And then now you're like, you haven't slept in the face. It hurts. It really hurts, man.
You know, now you get slapped with both hands at once. I mean, simultaneously. So your face has
nowhere to go. It is funny that these guys are they're put on, you know, they mean they're used
as patsies as we always talk about. Because they might as well be those they might as well be in
that slapping game that you know what happened. You know, they got them right because they're
passports around the ground. Yeah. I mean, whatever, man. That's just how life is. Because
nothing else from the plane was there. No seats, no tail, no wings. Sometimes you're the bar and
sometimes the bar is you. That's right, though. You know, the government is though, crazy fucking
shit on my dick or blood on my knife. That's what it is. There's no other way around it. That's it.
That is it. I mean, they're either fucking play ball or you don't. And how many people are, I mean,
the Clintons have known that have mysteriously passed away. Yeah, it's a very stressful job. You
know, you work for her, you're going to commit suicide. Well, just all there is to it. You don't
want to be a chef for these people. No, they also have a swimming accident. It's kind of a swimming
accident. I mean, that's just a black eye paddle. That's how the chefs die. I mean, the shit writes
itself, doesn't it? Yeah. And sometimes they don't even write anything and they just reuse
something they already did. Like what? Like the drowning of the chef. Because their chef drowned.
Well, that's what our whole country is about now, recycle. Yeah. Like everything is recycled,
the media, it all recycles all day. Just like the movies. Everything's a remake of something
they already are. They want to, they don't want us to use our minds. Like every, they just want
to dull us and fucking like there is no opportunity for mind expansion or for creativity. And actually,
not add what you're saying, the remakes actually narrow your view because now they wake up, they
dull them down. Well, they wake up too now. They not only dull down your mind, they dull down the
stuff that you were dulling down your mind with. So it's even duller than before. It's worse than
drugs and alcohol. Yeah. It really is. Like because we're just feeding, you know, and I mean,
you have to be on drugs and alcohol to watch that shit. A lot of it. It's fucking boring.
But it is, I mean, it's all fucking fodder for the fucking lemmings. Yeah. That's all it is.
There's no way around it. We're fucking inundated with all this bullshit. Our fucking synapses are
just fucking all this fire. Like firing. We can get sex. We can watch killings. We can watch
police shootings. Anything that gets you off, man. You want to watch furries banging and next to an
ice cream stand in Ontario, then guess what? They have that. Yeah, exactly. All you gotta do is find
it. That's it. All you gotta do is look in Needle's history. I don't understand the whole thing of
fucking banging and furry costumes. Well, here's the thing, dude. Here's the thing. Those people that
do that, they're fucking crazy for one thing, something psychologically wrong with them. Or,
you know, or they're so fucking ugly that they need this suit. But won't they make them look,
yeah, that's okay. I understand. So they hide what they actually look like and you fall in love with
this little character. And then when it's time to fuck, it's too late for the chick to back out because
she'll feel bad. You know, you're making a pregnant furry. You know, you can imagine a person that
would wear the furry costume could lay out a heavy guilt trip. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, dude, whatever
you're into, you're into, you know, you're going to find your fucking freaks now. You don't have to
go that far to find freaks. No. Before you had to actually go out and fucking hit the streets to
find people like you. Now you just go on the internet and, you know. Which was more exciting.
Finding them on the street, man. Finding freaks on the street. Yeah. Yeah, some guys wearing a
fucking Pink Floyd shirt you're driving by you're wearing a Led Zeppelin shirt. Oh, cool. I know
they date me, but whatever. Sure. If you're looking for guys, but well, you're always looking for
guys. Sounds like you are, Mother Margaret. It's talking about being a child riding my bike. Oh,
yeah, yeah. But you just had some alternative. But you're right though, because like, thanks Larry.
When Asgola was in school when we were in like third or fourth grade and he was from a different
neighborhood and he moved here and he had some like Led Zeppelin iron on T-shirt and I said,
hey kid. Like the sparkly one. No, no. It was just some iron on of them like standing in front of
a limo looking all rock star millionaire-ish in front of some limo Rolls Royce, you know.
Uh-huh. It was a picture Zeppelin standing in front of a fucking Rolls Royce. Oh, I think you're
still talking about Asgola. Yeah, I am. That's you're asking was it glitter? I'm telling you,
no, the T-shirt was a picture just a picture of them standing around. I asked if it was an iron on.
It is an iron on. Okay, thanks Larry. Yeah. All right, cool. The kind you press down. Yeah, I know.
The ones you used to get at the mall. Yeah. You should open a shop like that. Like the kind we make,
like the kind Larry Needle T-shirts are. Same fucking thing. And if you want to
Larry Needle T-shirt, hey, if you want to Larry Needle T-shirt, hit us up on Twitter.
Fuck, and if you want to be like the Unibobber and give us a P.O. box, we won't call you out, brother.
Also, it's kind of cool because Catacronik, my band, we're playing at some party in Southern
Illinois or maybe it's in Kentucky. I'm not sure. Jesus. Southern Illinois and Kentucky.
Or different state. No, but they're they touch, man. It doesn't matter. We're not talking about
your uncle. You guys playing in belly sticks. Okay, but I'm bringing the remaining Needle
T-shirt, Larry Needle T-shirts and fucking giving them other fuckers out.
Four extra larges or double XL. I think they're, I think they're double XL's. All right, whatever.
But you know, whatever, we got all sizes. We need to make some more. Give us a reason to.
That's just what I have left in stock. That's good. Yeah.
If they were. The fucking THC is kicking in right now. Yeah, I am so fucking high, man. We hate some
THC oil and man, all of a sudden it just fucking put a lull in the fucking shit. You know, you
realize I am high. Yeah, I looked at you and then I was like, fuck, I'm high. So should we talk about
the harbinger of death? Fucking Fauci? Yeah, let's talk about that. This fucking guy, how come he's
not arrested? It's amazing. False information. Isn't that like to the American people? Isn't that
you know? Yeah, and lying in court. Yes, he perjured himself. Yes, several times every time he was in.
But when you're backed by a government entity that has massive tentacles that just reach into
everything, what are you gonna do? It does not matter. You're gonna sit in your soapbox and cry
in front of the fucking Congress. You get arrested in four seconds. Right? You know, you can't even
public speak anymore. Someone's on you. You know what's funny? I watched, you ever see, you ever
heard of Fahrenheit 911? It's a Michael Morris. Yeah. So I watched, I watched, I probably watched
about an hour of it and it gets into like the financial backings and shit like that. Like what
was going on financially. He's a fucking big fat liar too though. But it doesn't say, it says that
these guys did this job. Evans is I'm big and fat. I mean, he does not look like a healthy
individual. Uh-uh. No. You know what I mean? Like I don't want him to climb more than five stairs.
Didn't that motherfucker make a McDonald's movie? No, that was a Spurling. Okay. Yeah, it was a
Super-sized movie. That was a good one. Yeah, that was very good. I mean, and you don't watch
movies at all. It sounds like, yeah. I'm surprised you even saw that. Well, that's an oldie. Huh?
Grant fucking told me about that one. He said, wow, you love this. It looks like Michael Moore
watched that and thought it was a good idea. Super-sized me. He said, yeah. That's a good idea.
He's like big. He just made a wish with the genie. Yeah. Instead of thinner, they say fatter.
That's amazing. But it was just funny. Like this guy released a movie and it's
fucking crazy. What people will think. Yeah. It gets crazy. What was it about?
It basically went into all the dealings of Bush and how, you know, it broke some stuff down.
Like where the money was going. He had like all these companies, I think it was called Hesh,
or something, or Oil Company. Yeah. And then it finally went big. And his, when he went AWOL
with the fucking Air Force, was it Bath or what was the guy's name? The other guy who did it,
who was like a huge donor and funder and all this bullshit. Like all the jobs they gave the friends.
John Ashcroft, the attorney general, he fucking lost to a dead guy in an election and then they
appointed him the attorney general. He already lost to a dead guy in like Arizona, I think.
If I'm wrong, I apologize. That's fucking great. And he still lost. And then they appointed him
because he played ball. If you play ball, you're gonna fucking, you know what I mean? You're gonna
get picked up by a team no matter what acronym they are from the fucking government. He lost to
a dead guy. Yeah, he lost to a dead guy. That's what I said. In the election. It sounded like
you were saying he was up against a dead guy and beat him. Yes. The guy died before he could fucking,
he died while he was in office. And they still had the vote versus him. They just didn't make him
the honorary fucking sheriff, shall we say. And he lost to him. They had to do a vote.
Well. And then I mean, it's all fixed anyway. I mean, listen, everything's a skew. There's no,
there's nothing linear. It fucking goes through multiple paths and circles back around and
confuses the fuck out of everybody. And then the lands of the American people's lap. And we have to
deal with it. 7% fucking interest rates are at gas is almost $5 a gallon. Yeah. Fucking great. Well,
it's not more in the city. But it's not. Yeah. And then now they're now fucking Maui or come on.
Exactly. You know, I mean, it's, they talk about that thing. systematically destroying.
Let's talk about those tarot card things we were talking about. I don't have enough information on
that. I have to look it up for the next episode. I would love to talk. We could talk Steven Paddock
all day. Who's Steven Paddock? That's the guy who shot out Las Vegas at the fucking Rolling
Thunder. I think that's what it was called. How many cameras? Okay. How many cameras do you think
are in the fucking White House? 800 million, I'd say. Yeah. That's what if it being a normal
citizen, I would, I would think that there's at least a thousand pictures that follow you at the
eyes when you walk fast. Like some fucking kids movie. The dude from the guy from China, they got
something in there. It was like a little dog or a dragon that's watching you too. I mean,
there's that and they can't find out who put the copper who put coke in there. When you stay in our
palace, we will give you a like, do you like dog or cat? We will give you electronic dog as companion.
The only thing this motherfucker is going to do is record you. You pet him, make sure you pet him
all night. Yeah. And feed him information. Only thing you need to feed him is information.
Do not be dishonorable. You fucking sepacoon. Only tell him truth. You tell him truth, he will
love you. He lies in you. He will bite you. Very funny. But he's got a built-in lie detector and
he bites your ass if you lie to him. No, he just shocks your ass and you die. That's it or blows
up. That's all this is a bomb. Oh, so then, I mean, so we can't figure out who did the coke in the
White House, even though it's supposed to be the most secure place in the United States, right?
And then all of a sudden, Las Vegas, a billion cameras in Las Vegas. I mean, come on, man. And
this guy goes up, busts out a hurricane-proof window. Yeah. Old man, drags all these guns up there
and then opens fire in the biggest mass shooting in United States history.
Guns? And we just said that the Hawaiian fucking guy, did we say that? About how the Hawaiian chief
of Hawaii is the first non-Hawaiian to be elected or the mayor or whoever that fucking guy is?
Yeah, no, we didn't say that. And then he was intertwined with the rolling thunder in Vegas.
He was like the head of Pete, man. I mean, do you know what a fucking, another slap in the face,
it really is. Yeah, dude. Like people, it's so funny- Two-handed. Like we said, it's so apparent,
the flaws of the United States government. Like they can't even, they can't even finish anything
right. Yeah, not at all. Not one thing. They fake us out, people do a little research, and then
they figure out what's going on. And right now, Biden's sitting there bragging about
Bidenomics, how fucking great it is. Come on. You know, we had Reaganomics, Bidenomics,
Obamaomics. He was on the thing the other day, some interview he did, and he's screaming.
Tell me one thing that I said I was gonna do that we didn't do. You know, he was fucking-
Joe, you're talking to a stool. Exactly. He was fucking screaming mad. And it was like, holy fuck.
Yeah, well, I mean, you got to get fired up about something when you're that old, because they
probably just gave him a fucking adrenaline shot. Yeah, maybe. You know what I mean? Like they
fucking- They gave him some kind of shot. That probably would snap some people too, Larry.
That'd probably be a hell of a speedball that he gets. You think? Not like Hitler. No. You could
see him in the videos when he was fucking Olympics, and he's- I would try any- Gacked out. I would
try the Hitler dose, and I would try the Biden dose, just for an experiment. Yeah, but you know,
if you do the Biden one, you might sniff and nibble kids all of a sudden. You don't want to do that,
Larry. I love you too much, bro. I don't have to turn you in. I think he did that.
He was doing that before they needed to- Who? Biden. He was- He had before he needed the speedballs.
Yeah, I mean, privilege, right? Yeah. I mean, who the- I remember, I don't know if I-
It's just white privilege. It's like I wanted to be president when I was a kid, and now I see it,
and I was like, oh my god. This is- I mean, I don't want to do this bullshit. The worst job ever.
I don't want to have all this blood on my hands, especially the American people. Like what fucking
in what eight-year tenure or four-year tenure, what kind of bad shit are you going to do to this
country? Yeah. That's all it is. And you know- Nobody has any good interest in making this
country great. You got to make big decisions, and a lot of time, the decisions are coming down from
the top, and they're just hanging it on you. You got to be a strong individual too. You don't have to-
You don't let people push you around. Biden, fucking A, you blow him over. He'd be dead.
You know, he's- guy can barely walk upstairs. Literally, when they say that old expression,
you can knock me over with a feather. You can knock this fucking guy over with a feather,
probably. He's going to knock himself over. He doesn't need any help. Eventually-
He'll trip on a feather. You know what? The next time that guy rides a bike out without a helmet,
we know what's going to happen. Yeah. I don't think- He always has a helmet. Exactly. When he
doesn't, it's going to hit. I don't think they're ever going to let him. But it'll be a hit.
Yeah, I know. You're missing the point, Larry. Jesus. I get it. I get it. It's going to be a hit.
Gangster disciples. Okay, so we do- So now we know- I'm a little slow. I am fucking high as
shit, and you got to give me- You got to give me a break. When you see Biden on film without a helmet-
Why did you get so high before the show? I think it's a combo of the-
A-V-T. In the weed. I think it was the stuff that Mary gave me. Yeah, I'm assuming it is,
because I'm high as shit, but I'm just not fucking- You're stumbling over your tongue.
Yeah. Man, I got slow Larry today. But it's going to be a hit on Biden, probably, when
you see them, when you see them without a helmet, that's when you know that the
Secret Service is in on it, because I don't think the guys that would say,
sir, you better wear a helmet. I would hope not. Well, someone's got to tell them, hey, dude,
he's a disabled man. You can't go without a helmet. One of his kids, I mean, somebody involved.
Well, no, because then you know who will have an office then. Well, I just hope they don't let
him go without a helmet. Isn't it funny that- Because I don't wish nothing bad on the guy.
He is an idiot. I'll admit that. So we have a Black Vice President and then all this BLM
and all this crazy shit happens and now it's all gone. Nobody will support Kamala Harris.
Nobody wants anything to do with her. I don't think it's because of BLM. I think it's just
because she has not done a fucking thing that she was assigned to do. They put her down for the border.
She didn't do anything there. People are just pouring in. She goes to a spot that's, I don't know,
50, 100 miles from the actual border. Everything's cleaned up around there while she's there and she
really doesn't see anything. I don't know about cleaned up around there, but- Well, they do. You
know, they sweep all the bums out the minute before she- Oh, that's what you meant by cleaned up.
Yeah, you know, and so she doesn't see anything. They sanitize the area. Yes. And not only that, the
whole purpose of it is probably- What's the purpose of it, Larry? They want this to happen, of course.
The border to be just wide open. A total fucking breakdown of fucking civilness.
I guess so. I mean, drug addicts and homeless people and thieves are- It seems to be what they
applaud, you know? Well, no, I mean, they fucking talk about making your cake. We talked about this.
She was bailing out rioters in 2020 and 2021 that were burning down cities and fucking burning down
cop shops and bailing them out of jail and also setting up fun me pages and shit for them, you
know? So she's fucked up, man. And she thinks she's doing the right thing, I guess. But there's a lot
of brothers that she put in jail when she was the head bitch in California, you know what I mean?
Minor drug offenses. Yes, man. Like, she just railroaded these three-strike offenders. She
totally fucked over. Life. She fucking did 20 fucking years of shit. Yeah, the guy stole a computer,
got life sentence, got this third strike. Okay, I mean- I don't know, reading that when-
Is that necessary? I mean, it sounds fucking heavy. It's gonna look extreme, eh? Yeah. I mean, that's
communist shit right there. Yeah. Well, I'm just like- It is communist, though. It's so obvious.
Just like they're doing with Trump and just like Hunter Biden and Joe Biden getting away with murder
and just like, you know, the people from January 6 locked up for fucking some- One guy got like
14 years for that bullshit. For what? January 6? Yeah. More than that, I thought. Some of them,
yeah. I don't know. I'm just putting 14 because that's one solid number I know I heard. Did we
ever talk about how we never see maximum security prisoners or something, you know what I mean?
Like high target prisoners. We're seeing just Lane Maxwell. Yeah. But there's no, you know what I
mean? Like Ted Kaczynski. Well, he died. El Capo. Kaczynski died. But I'm just saying, we never-
They never let those people out of interviews, right? R.I.P. Kaczynski. Yeah. He was a smart guy.
Bomb and having Teddy. Bomb and Teddy. That motherfucker was the bomb, yo. Well, here we go.
No, it's just pun-lead in five minutes. Fucking Teddy, man. Kaczynski. Yeah, Kevin Fever. Yeah.
He did. And, you know, he- talk about a minimalist. That guy, he could do the max with the minimum.
He was like TJ Maxx, the original. Let me think about it. MacGyver. Yeah. That too.
TJ Maxx. Who's TJ Maxx? You know, the max for the minimum, that commercial on TV.
So he was like a slogan? Yeah. He was doing a lot with- He was doing a lot with a little.
Okay, now I get it. Yeah. All right, okay. I'm still in two. Yeah. And it- But, you know,
it's amazing because he really lived in a fucking shack. Yeah. I mean, almost like it was a little
bigger than an outhouse. And he just made bombs and sent me letters to the government. I mean,
come on. That is grassroots right there, man. Grassroots fucking psycho. I mean,
I mean, what do you think you- Andy came from a fucking posh family and was used to living well,
you know what I'm saying? That's another t-shirt we're gonna do the unibomber picture.
So when he was- when they put out those pictures of him and shit, I- He had some cool sunglasses.
Yeah, I went to work, you know, and I got the hoodie and the glasses,
and they drew him and looked like he had hair coming down and he needed a shave. And one of the
guys I worked with was like, you're the fucking unibomber, aren't you? And you're like, you're an
idiot. I'm like, yeah, I'm the unibomber. Yeah, you're fucking blow it all down. He's like, grab, we are.
Because we worked in a shipping department and shit. What does that have to do with making bombs
in a shack? This guy was a fucking idiot. He was a tea in China. I don't get the fuck with you. Whatever.
Yeah, exactly. You're an idiot. I'm an idiot because you worked in a fucking shipping warehouse.
You compare yourself to Ted Kaczynski. I didn't. You just said you were him. Some kid accused me of
being him. I know, I'm joking. Give me the fuck. I'm an idiot, man. So now this is the part,
this is for the listeners so they know. This is the part where Needles laughs at his own. He thinks
he's so funny. It's really a chute. They already know this stuff. Yeah, I know. Obviously, if
they're listening, they're listening. But I mean, I don't know why you keep on making these fucking
videos. In this fire, they know you're an idiot. Yeah, you're making these disparaging, funny
remarks about me, which I do not appreciate, Larry. I'm gonna fucking challenge you to a dual
slap in the ass. See how you like that, old man? The bus hat hit my mother's side. That's a fucking
Alexander Hamilton died. What's that? In a dual? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
That's the way to do shit. Now everybody's high-fiving a computer. Here's the thing.
Usually in the old days, what they would do in the dual is they would fire their guns into the
ground or they would shoot way off on purpose, both guys, and they'd fucking end up shaking hands
and say, all right. Oh, okay. So they just do it for a fucking honor thing. You got it. Exactly.
And so it was odd that this guy must have been actually very, very pissed off and Hamilton to
fucking shoot his ass. And he didn't die. Was he the president? No, he wasn't the president. Yeah.
He was the president at the time that he got shot during for a dual? Well, it might have been after
or during. I think it was after. It couldn't have been during. It has to be after. But these
motherfuckers, even if it was during, that's how they rolled, dude. They didn't give a fuck, man.
Yeah, but you just said they shot into the ground. So that doesn't. And so it was illegal. I think
they illegalized it in New York, so they had to go to Jersey to do this dual and fucking. Yeah.
Nothing good comes out of Jersey. And they said, hey, that's gonna be in the future. That's what
they're gonna have a casino named after me. Yeah, the fucking Alexander Hamilton casino.
And then he died of like infections. What was the guy's name fucking that shot? Damn,
that just came to my head. It might have been something like that. But I think I fucking.
But he died of infections, you know, like, yeah, because there's no medicine back then.
Well, they had medicine, bro. They just rub horseshit and put leeches on it. No, no, they weren't
that fucking the end. Yeah, the bang of black maid. Yeah, that might help. Exactly. That's how
you did it. Yeah, that was any medicine. Here's a couple of whiskeys and you're gonna get laid.
Here's how you do it. You drink three of these and then do this. Call me, do this twice and
call me in the morning. Exactly. But I mean, so when she looks really beautiful, you're ready.
These people. So we live in a state that's given out reparations. Now this is a touchy subject.
Very. Do we have to pay as taxpayers for that? For people that weren't, you know,
so they're lineage involved there? I don't know. It should be lineage involved. They should break
it down and really figure out who's who if this is how they want to roll. But it's fucking bullshit.
The people who owned the slaves back then was very few people and they were very fucking rich.
Those same people. Movies made us think everybody had slaves. Right, right. No
same people are probably those same families are probably still very rich today to this fucking day.
And let's say I had like some alcoholic dad along the way that blew all the fucking money at the
horse track or something before. Horses and boos. Yeah, yeah. A good 50s way to go out. Horses and
boos. It's a way to do it, man. But so, you know, those people maybe should have to pay. I don't
believe that people whose family came here during say the 20th century should have to pay. Yeah.
You know, I mean, hey, look, we gave them casinos over their land and they're thriving.
Your mom wasn't even born in this country. No. Okay. So why should you have to fucking pay?
Yeah, I don't understand. It doesn't even make sense. So it's just really all it's designed to do
is appease people. Well, it's designed to separate us. It's designed to piss everybody off that has
to pay for it. And it's designed as it's soft racism towards the blacks saying, okay, you are
victim. You suffered. Oh, poor baby, here's money. Now here. Don't, you know, don't do anything
because we're going to give you like dumps it down sort of. It's so fucking bad. The better
term. But it's so fucking bad. And here's the thing. And then none of these people better
themselves if they fall for the fucking bait. Well, they're already in ingrained in what they're
doing. So if you give somebody something, and most of these people screaming about it that are pro
reparations, like these activist guys, they're just a bunch of fucking race baiters and they want
to make money off it themselves. That's all it is. If the government gave needles a million dollars,
I don't know if we'd have any more larry and needles. Exactly. See what I mean? And also vice
versa, there's no way I should have a million dollars either. It's just set up that way where
it's not safe for me. So there you have it. That's why we're not millionaires. But
we also are not slave owners. And also the blacks are not victims. They can do whatever the fuck
they want. And it was centralized. Most of the problem is the schools, dude. It was centralized
in one area. Yeah, that's south. And it was only two or a couple states. It wasn't. Yeah. And my
family's from California, New York. That's it. I mean, I don't think either one of those places
was a slave state. Isn't it crazy how the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor? Yeah, the Japanese.
I mean, another tragedy for the islands, right? Yeah, that was a tragedy, man. Very much so. And
it just goes to show you that. It was underhanded and cloaked and dagger.
Oh, they talk about cloaking dagger. This looks like the fucking, they were just like the fucking
spy versus spy people. They're so fucking cloaking dagger. That's all right, man. Yeah, we got to
test out nuclear weapons, though. Yeah, and see the ramifications of them. Yeah. I mean, we definitely
got to see what our potential is. I like that when when they're people would be visiting Vegas and
like the 40s and the 50s, when did they do that shit fit maybe even up into the 60s. Okay. And
they would blast. Okay, you know, if you're at the Sands or whatever motel and you look to the east
or whatever, and you'll see the bombs and they're miles away, but they're huge and you could see
them. And so you could see the people stop what they're doing. Oh, yeah. And everyone look at it
and they're watching a bomb go out. And it's like they're part of their family vacation.
They went back to school. What did you do over family vacation, Billy? Oh, we saw a nuclear bomb
go off when we were in Vegas. Oh, us too. You know, other kids have done it probably, you know,
crazy. That is fucking insane. Oh, I mean, think about how that's all been letting the atmosphere
when cancer rates started going up. I mean, when people started getting sick and unhealthy food,
I mean, that should fucking lays in soil for eons. I mean, once it gets into the jet stream,
fuck man, then it's God's country. And whatever happens happens. But we don't care. And that's
a funny place is God's country. What did I send you? My friend. Oh, yeah, no, that's why I said
that. Not just the atmosphere. So Chicago gangs ask not to commit shootings between 9am and 9pm.
Because they have to wake up too early. No sliding while the sun is out. That's what they say now
that they're out there sliding. So that's nice. The community is asking the gangs to stop shooting
between 9am and 9pm. But you can shoot in between then. So go crazy. We'll give you a whole 12 hours
to kill each other. Like, what's that fucking? Give us 12 hours where our kids can play at the
playground without catching a fucking stray bullet. What are those films called where they have the
day fucking people are gonna be pissed. Vignette. No, no, no, no, no, no, purge. It's like a purge day.
You know, you get 12 hours to purge everybody out because you know, you know,
crazy that people are tired of getting shot at and shot. Not really. I mean, do you think it's
crazy to not want to be shot at? I don't know. I'm saying that the public has to beg to the gangs.
The public outcry, yeah. To the fucking gang. And was it like the warriors and they all got together
and... Oh, they had a gang meeting in Central Park. Yeah. But it would be at Garfield Park.
Shot. Yeah, they did in Garfield Park. I don't know. All I know is that I mean,
that all I had to do was read the headline. It's maybe just a fucking snippet of what was going on.
But these people are actually, the police won't do anything about it, which is great. This is a
Northside and shit. Yeah. It's moving. So-called used to be pretty nice neighborhoods. It's fucking
dangerous. I'd say thanks to Democrats for doing this. Thank you for lowering man hours on police,
for cutting the forest down, for no- Making them stand down. How about when they were taking down
those statues and the fucking Antifa kids were whipping frozen water bottles at the cops?
How about yesterday there was- Cops of piss and shit like that. Yesterday there was an arm robbery
in the Southside and the cops were chasing them and they were told to stand down. So,
this is what it's at right now. They were on the radio talking to, and to their, what is that called?
The switchboard dispatch. There we go, switchboard. And they're superior said,
leave them alone. And so now these guys know that, hey, they won't even fucking, they won't even come
at us, man. I think there's like an order now, man. I think there's a law or an ordinance or
something that you can't, the police can't chase you if you go a certain miles an hour and get away.
So, if you can do 100 miles an hour and get away from the cops for like six blocks, I think,
you know what I mean? I don't know the specifications of it, but there's a, they tell them to stand
down. This is not the first time. I think it's a lot slower than 100, bro. I'm just saying,
if you go 100, if I go 100 and the cops are following me, don't chase after us and beat us
with sticks. Well, I'm just saying, if you can get away for a couple blocks at 100 miles an hour,
they'll say fuck it, man, where's that? And the cops are fucking, you know what I mean? They'll
be like, let them go. If they haven't hit anything by now, they will. And then that's what they wait
for. And then you just keep on going 100 miles an hour. But that doesn't happen in the city,
because it's all fucking, there ain't enough room to go 100. No, blocks and speed. They got
speed bumps on the streets and shit and fucking all the neighborhoods are tightening, tightly knit
together. Like, I don't mean people, but you know what I mean? Yeah. So cars parked on both sides
of the street real tight and fucking some of those speed bumps. If you hit them fast, some of them
are pretty fucking big. They're fucking foot tall. Yeah. They're huge. You're gonna hit your head on
the fucking roof of the car. And then you're gonna crash and run into another car. Yeah. And then all
the times you see a car just rammed into another car out in the city and doors open, people out of
it. Yeah. Very funny. So whatever, pray for the fucking, you know what, fuck the Ukraine. Yeah.
Really. I'll do it. I can't believe that we just give our money to them. Like with with no, like,
we got no vote on that. It's fucking secondhand news. I mean, do these people really know? I mean,
if they really know what's going on there, which they do, and they're just giving them all this
money to fight a fake war? Yeah. You know. And the other thing is, they don't ask us. Oh, they tell
us. Yeah. After the fact. Here's how much we're giving. Here's how much we gave. It's like,
are you fucking kidding me? And meanwhile, you know how much they offered the people in Hawaii?
Yeah. 700 bucks. You got it, dude. And that's fucking shit. Where are you going to spend that?
All the fucking stores are burned down. Yeah. And where are you going to cash it? Or are they just
going to direct deposit? Well, where am I going to put my card in? You know what I mean? Here's my
card. Well, you had your wallet on your purse and shit like that, you stuff. But where do you
got, where the fuck are you going to go? But you know, it would have been funny. People were dead,
though. You know, it would have been funny if they would have given them Amazon cards.
And you know what? 700 dollar Amazon card. Perfect. They gave the people in Ukraine.
Mm-hmm. How much we gave Ukraine. I think it comes out to where they can get every person.
They can give every person in the United States like 8000 bucks. Yeah. But don't we owe China
so much money? They actually have a counter about our national debt. I have no idea what that is.
I'm sure it's fucking sky high. Oh, the interest just on that. Just like now we're upon to China.
Like everybody thinks China's so bad. Like where the fuck is our national debt from? It's from
fucking loaning money from these bastards. Exactly. And they control everything. Exactly.
They control fucking. They really do. Now they're buying up all properties. They're pushing out the
middle class systematically. Fucking AI, everything robots. Man, nobody, they don't want anybody to
be free and think anymore. They really don't. They just want fucking people to just get in the cow
fucking line. Cow can just keep on moving. Just go along, man. Well, that's what we are. Don't
question anything. We're just cattle, bro. Yeah. They prod us every once in a while. Get us a little
excited. But at the same time, I mean, they have nobody's good interest. Proud us along with things
like 9 11 COVID, COVID, Oklahoma City bombing, Waco, all of Hawaii. I mean, every single Ruby
Ridge, every single thing that you can think of. David, what are we talking about? I sent you that
thing with what was that project fucking high tower? What the fuck? That sounds familiar.
Northwoods operation. Northwoods completely different from what I said. High tower sounds
familiar to them. Yeah, they all have fucking stupid names. I mean, this was a proposed false
flag operation that originated within US Department of Defense. Basically, the CIA was
going to stage and commit acts of terrorism against American military and civilian targets,
blaming them on the Cuban government. Now, you know, this is a long time ago during this was
obviously before the Bay of Pigs. Oh, yeah, they were doing this for years, man. Dude, so what they
wanted to do was they were going to fucking they were going to crash a civilian aircraft.
And then but it be secretly repainted repainted as a US Air Force plane. So and then so they
fabricate shootdown of a US Air Force fighter off the coast of Cuba. And then I read this and then
sinking boats of Cuban refugees on the high seas. So this is what they were doing. I mean,
and this was fucking 1962. Yeah, do you think things have changed since then? And I'll tell you
right now, this is I just like pulling this up because I was listening to somebody talk about
this the other day. So I mean, before 1962, there's a slew of other things that they did with the
Titanic. Well, same thing, switch out information. You can throw a fucking dart at a wall and hit
everything. You know, this wall would be of the infinite size and infinite, you know what I mean?
Like you could just fucking throw all the lies and you know what they got a whole infinite whole
bunch more stock lies ready to go. I can't wait till people can't take shit to the grave with
them and we can go into their brains and extract all their shit out of their brain and then put
it on like a screen or something and watch it. Oh man. Oh, don't you want to see the Clintons?
No, that's some dark shit, man. I don't want to see that. Well, I mean, people all edit it.
We can get the fucking cliff notes. The people would probably be sick. You know, there's this
Obama Eisenhower movie about Hillary called Brazil trip or something. Yeah, we heard that one.
Yes, with the skin and the masks and the fucking kids and the blood. I don't need to see that.
Everybody that saw that was ill. They got sick. They're one throwing up. You think? Yeah, crying.
I want to see it. I do. I don't. I do. I would like to see what I because I want to know if the
fucking shit is worth the stink. Because that's all it is. Yeah, but you know, I don't want to
say it's fucking this and that like, I mean, okay, you don't think that's why I said allegedly.
No, but there's more to pray stuff going on. We can go to Mexico to find that stuff. You know,
like any other world country. That's why that's what I mean. You're kind of the dirtbag that
knows that. I do know that I lived in Mexico. So I understand what it's like. I mean, am I a saint?
No. But I never said you were, buddy. Well, thank you. It's all right. I still love you.
I love you too, Larry. You want to do a hit list? Yeah. Okay, here we go.
I want to give shout outs to Sherry and Jay and
I mean, Helena and Kat. Clara and Becky and Leland and Chrissy and Tiffany,
Haskola, No shirt, Nick, Zodiac, Chris, Matt, Russ, no filter, Frank,
Mary, last but not least, Mary, only fans, girls and Mr. X. Mr. X. Also, we got to get in there.
Otherwise, we won't, we won't get our recording time paid for who Tom's free clinic. Oh, yeah.
Thank you, Tom. Don't forget, Tom's free clinic. It might be free, but it's a million dollar work
that he does over there. Whatever you got going on, he could fix it. If you wear a jort and you got
warts, Tom's free clinic. You want to know what's funny? So I was driving over here and I saw a lady
promoting her only fans on her car. That is fucking awesome. I was amazed. Hey, how about some live
action? Yeah, I mean, you know, if you want to flick your bean while I look in through the window,
we can work out a deal. I was thinking some actual contact in the car with her. Hey. Oh,
really? Yeah, why not? Oh, you want to bang her in a car? Why not? She's an only fans. She might
have been doing that. She might have been trying to pick up random guys and trying to fuck. What do
you mean? Why would you not? No, why would you have that on your car unless you were going to
promote her only fans? Who are you? Self out. Yeah, she does that on camera, but I never thought
about that aspect of in life. Yeah, she might do it. Because I'm not a creep like you. Oh, all of a
sudden. Real fucking dirtbag later. This is the first time you didn't think whore. Well, I mean,
I thought a lot of things, but you know, I'm just thinking how big is my trunk? I'm just thinking
why would she have it on her car unless she was going to fucking fuck right there on the spot,
somebody somewhere for money. I mean, we're in the middle of traffic. So first thing I'm
flagging down while I'm driving. Now I look like a real creep. I should have wrote it down. I don't
know why I didn't write it down. Caller. Was there a caller number? Caller. No, no, no, was there only
fans age? I'm two lanes over. What kind of psychopath puts their phone number on their car?
Unless you're not a business and you're advertising sex. Technically, she's a hooker.
That's what I'm saying, you know. Hey, I'm right next to you. You want to bang in the seven
and a half. How did he get her hold of her? She had her little name, whatever it was. Yeah, she had her
like her account. Her fucking handle. I didn't even think twice. I was like, I probably should have
taken a picture. Oh, yeah. But I don't get it. You know what, listen, man. That's funny, though.
Yeah, you gotta admit. That's why I said something about it. I mean, it made me laugh when I saw it.
I was like, oh my god. The guy that did the rap on the car probably gave her quite a discount, you
know. Literally, it wasn't a rap. It was just like, it was barely house letters. Oh my lord. And it was
an only fans official sticker. And then underneath it was just like, you know. Oh man. It wasn't a
rap on a car. Jesus, you wrap your whole car in your own van. I don't know what the fuck she had
done. She was like bent over with her butthole open by the headlight. No, in the back. Oh, the headlight.
It's off. Okay, we can do the license plate. You know, the keyhole for the trunk will be your
asshole. Yeah, I understand that. But you're thinking of a rap, Larry. A rap's gotta be huge.
So you do a huge rap with her butt, you know. Yeah. But anyways, so you didn't explain it. Well,
I didn't know it was like just some fucking mailbox letters glued to her fucking car. Let me tell
you, it was definitely not done by a master of this crap. What did she look like? What she had?
She had red hair. Okay. She was a little thick. Okay. She had tattoos on her hands.
Third bag. Not that much to say. She had a bunch of other stickers on there.
Tattoo ones and you know, like, she had a DC shoes one. So I mean, she was a real winner.
I didn't see a car seat or any kids. So I mean, she was probably doing coke.
That's a good sign. What's that? That's a good sign. Or on her way to her stripper job. Yeah.
She wasn't, she was like middle aged. Her mom has the kids right now. She was middle aged. But I mean,
I mean, the whole middle age is like 35 something like that. And I mean, you know, I was just driving
in a car next to her didn't get really a good gander at her. I would like to. I figured you would.
I mean, I'm driving in traffic. Larry, you know, I understand what she doesn't make any sense. I
want but I wasn't next to her. I was stuck in traffic. And she was in front of me. And then
it went down the one you couldn't get a fucking good ass view. No. But I mean, technically,
isn't that the lure of it kind of like you just see a girl on the road and then you could just
see your butthole. Well, I wasn't thinking that. Oh, that's what I'm thinking. Now who's a dirtbag?
You still. But yeah, think about it. You could just be driving up next to a chick.
She's got only few of an only fans account. You could literally pull shit up and watch her do stuff
while you sit in traffic. And then you just tell your route. I remember back in the 70s, like
bushes, things they had that you'd hold up while you're in the car. It was something they sold for
a minute. It was a little clipboard thing that had a few sayings on it like, hi, and what's your
name? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always wanted to fucking do. I always wanted to make my mom. Yeah,
my mom's friend Susan had one that one of those will come in handy now. Like when you saw her,
I always wanted to do like a stock ticker, like on the back window or you know what I mean. So like
because they don't make a U turn signal. That's what we need on a car.
That's a good idea. Thoughts with needles. Here's how it could be.
It would just be an extra arrow pointing down. Yeah, you just add to it on each side.
Well, you don't know you can't take a U turn to the right, bro.
And what's your name? Only in England do you do a U turn to the right? Okay,
you'll never need it. I've driven on one way streets before and on sidewalks and shit.
Traffic laws don't matter. I mean, it all depends on the person. We don't need a signal for it if
you're breaking the laws. Oh, I mean, it's just I'm trying to be legal before I break the law.
Oh, it's ridiculous.
Dumb as shit I heard.
Fuckin.
So in case the cop wasn't sure what you were doing. No,
just before I speed off. I'll say I saw you use the
I put my U turn right on you turn signal going why did you what's going on?
Get ready to drive into traffic, bitch. That's what's about to happen.
This is going to turn into a high speed chase.
But California, they don't fuck around. No, you see the chicken long island that got hit by the car
when she was waving a gun. Oh, yeah, that was great. It was amazing. I'm surprised her wig stayed on.
Yeah, I mean, you can't really do those guys don't fuck around out there.
Now imagine night out with this is the wild fucking night. This is like a rockstar night
when you're getting three chicks. Okay. All right. Casey Anthony, the one from the plane,
Tiffany Gomez and this one with the gun.
That'd be pretty fucking good party after she heals from the car accident.
Yeah, her foot's gonna be on. She's gonna have to be in a cast for a little while.
That don't matter that she could just lay on her back. No, no, we want her to have fun.
Well, yeah, I mean, they're gonna probably she's gonna probably go to jail for a little bit first,
Larry. So she'll have some cool tattoos. So we gotta figure out somebody else. I mean,
Susan Smith, we can always go with her. Who's Susan Smith? The one who killed her kids.
Oh, no, man. I don't know. You said Casey Anthony. Yeah, because she's cute. I don't know what
Susan Smith looks like. I don't want to. Okay. I mean, she ain't bad. I mean, there's not there's
a lot of technically Casey Anthony didn't do it. I mean, she got out in court, right? You know,
I mean, she went to a hot body contest. This other one really didn't do anything. She was just
nutty enough to wave around the gun and she got hit by a car. She was pointing at her head. Yeah.
And the cars, it's like, okay, lady, they didn't even I mean, they used a car as a non lethal weapon.
Yeah. I mean, that is amazing. Oh, it's cool. They just ran her foot over.
Well, no, he like hit her on the side. Yeah, I mean, it was a pretty good shot. Yeah, imagine,
but he was off by one millimeter. He would have killed that broad. Yeah. I mean, she would and
on TV, somebody would have totally recorded it. But there was a lot of matrix because of that.
Precision like that. There was a lot of camera angles. There was no uproar because she was nuts.
I'm surprised there's no uproar because she was black and the cops were white. Yeah.
But maybe they wanted maybe they wanted there to be. I mean, when we have L Sharpton on next week,
we can ask them and they're probably like shit, man, that one didn't stick. And they're like,
oh, man, we can't use someone so crazy next time. Yeah. I mean, you know, that's that's what it is,
bro. It's all simulation to see what gets the worst response. Yeah. And it's fake. It's probably
didn't even happen. You never know. I mean, maybe it did. Maybe it happened. I mean, there's other
views and there's other, well, other angles of that shot. They showed us that it happened.
And that was from a person, though. That wasn't from. Yeah, again, that could be set up a plant.
You see. Yeah. I mean, it's nothing. No. I mean, come on. The government. We could get that organized.
So you want to you want to hear something good about from Fair Night 9 11 that are actually
there these this place in Fresno. It was like these old hippies and they did like this. They
met up like once a month or twice a month. They have like these peace meetings and somebody from
the fucking I don't know if it was a kid. It was a cop from another county infiltrated them. Okay.
And hung out with them for six, seven months and then also need to show up. And like on like a week
later, there was a obituary for a cop that got hit by a car on his motorcycle and it was him.
I mean, so they'll infiltrate infiltrate anyone.
All right. I mean, to the lowest to the highest level, because the problem is also I might be a
plant. Huh? I could be a plant. For all you know, all you do is sit around and do nothing all day.
So you're gonna be a fucking plant. Oh, but the way that we're fucking diminishing the character
of the police right now. Yeah. And the other thing is, though, the only thing we know is that we saw
it on TV and did they get to the witnesses, the eyewitnesses that were there? If there was any,
if that wasn't just filmed on a studio lot on a back lot and fucking Hollywood, just like they
have just like they make Sanford and son look like he lives outside in a junkyard and shit. Well,
he did. Yeah, but not for real. That was a TV fucking lot. Yeah, the character Sanford lived on
a lot. Yeah, I understand that. I understand that I can differentiate between reality and fictitious
shit. So that might have been where they did, you know, huh? They could film something like that,
like that, dude, in a spot like that that looks like a real city street. How fucking high are you?
Fuck filming shit. They do shit live, baby. They murder people fucking down, man, Larry. Why would
they need to record it? Because so like it's on TV, bro. Okay, it might not have even happened.
You don't know. It might just be PsyOps. Oh, yeah. You know what? I just had an epiphany. I'm going
to start my own OnlyFans. All right. And I'm going to do it in the nude. And I'm going to recreate
government PsyOps dioramas. So I'll make a Pentagon and then I'll just draw a point of
laser going into it while I'm but I'll make it all up while I'm nude. It sounds ridiculous.
It sounds I mean, you got to get ahead, right? I'll do the golf of Tonkin. I ain't paying.
Huh? I'll give you the code for free, dude. All right, I got a piss. Fucking let's fucking button
this bitch up. All right, man. I'm ready to it's we've been going for a while. Man, I'm so stoned
everybody. I apologize if this is a shit. I don't know. No, man, why would you say that, Larry?
Because I'm so high. I don't know if it is or not. Translate to the listeners. Okay, good.
Because there was those parts where I was speaking Chinese and stuff. Is that what you
definitely did say some racist stuff, Larry, and we might have a problem with Apple. No, I didn't.
But that's all right. I wasn't racist. That was Larry, not needles. I mean, you did use Asian
voice about 13 times and you forgot. Well, the things you said is not okay. You use the Asian
voice. I'll let you slide on that. But the things you said, Larry, Lord have mercy on our souls.
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That's a big, that was amazing. All right. Oh, so yeah, man, I love you. Thanks for tuning in.
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