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time to get ready for the Larry Needles show

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okay everybody welcome to Larry Needles show I'm Larry and I'm Needles how the

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fuck are you doing yeah I'm doing good how are you doing today Larry pretty good

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you know what it's crazy it's fucking not as nice out as it should be usually

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fucking yeah August is a very hot month everywhere else is having a heat wave

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and it's been raining like a bitch outside yeah stupid mother nature I don't

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say that man I could say stupid mother nature look what it did to those people

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in Hawaii now that wildfire just came out of nowhere I don't I don't believe

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those were wildfires why is that I believe those were directed energy

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weapons man really EWs yes okay you know they have they have ironically a

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directed energy weapon military type base did I go into something that you

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were gonna talk about on the oh man on the actual island where the fires are and

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it's funny because it's the same thing that happened in California you know all

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these houses burned down and they did it in prime areas man none of the trees are

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gone okay well I saw a video of it and there's trees gone now don't say none of

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the trees are gone well most of the trees are still there it's it's a lot of

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trees are there you know like the cars what happened to the cars you know what

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that they got burnt on the highway but here's the thing man they have a they

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have a demo film from about nine years ago where they show them doing the direct

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energy weapons to a chili or it was a chili no to a car no just a demo tape

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put out by whoever no there's a fucking there's actual video of supposedly a

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DW well yeah well the problem with the DW is what's the problem with it well the

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good thing for them but the problem for the people are using it on is it travels

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at the fucking speed of light and it's invisible okay I'm gonna add a little

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bit to what you're talking about so basically this is Lahaina yeah actually

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and there's a sick-ass bar in California called Lahaina on PB awesome it's right on

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the beach man we don't care about that what the hell are you doing

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sensory me son of a bitch so these people that lived in Lahaina they're all

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like natives right they would not sell black rock wanted in because they were

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trying because this is high now you're talking about on the high now actually

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the island yeah these people would that is exactly right my friend did you think

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I was talking about a bar and talking about the fucking bar yeah cuz black

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water wanted to come in and take this bar Larry but anyways you're exactly

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right so what better way to do it than destroy it with direct energy weapons

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it's a lot easier and cheaper I mean do you think our government purportedly

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would perpetrate yes what do you call it um fuck a made-up wildfire oh yeah

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without a doubt without a doubt without a doubt it's right in their fucking

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trick bag dude it's just very well let's put it it's their MO yeah it this thing

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does it with all sorry no go sorry with all the underlying issues of what's

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going on here and the people not wanting to sell in the property valleys

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Oprah tried to get in there nope Mc Fleetwood had a bar there he lived on

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there he lived there and it got burnt down like there's like listen cuz they

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need that shit they want that property that's my I mean you coveted property

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isn't it close to an air an army base or a base yeah the one that does the direct

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energy weapons there's a lot of army I mean there's a lot of army bases yes in

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Hawaii there is a multitude of army base but Larry I mean did you just say that

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there's a direct energy base right next to the island no right on the same island

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on the same I on the same island did it get how did the only other one the only

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other one is in in New Mexico well how did it fair another place we tested

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nuclear it's fine because that's the place that they're shooting the fucking

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weapon from okay now here's the thing you know it could be maybe maybe they're

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testing and something went awry you know it was a fuck up maybe they did it on

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purpose to get this prime fucking property here's another thing they're

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saying here's another thing about this what's this they're saying that they

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blocked off the road that gets out of there because there's only one way out

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of this little area so the people were driving in circle and the people had

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jumped into the water was because they're like what the fuck we can't get out of

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here we have to get out of here you could tell by how the cars are stalled on

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the highway there was nowhere to go yeah but also your panic going on in

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terror I know that I know that but at the same time too when they said the water

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was boiling and shit well these there was a guy who said he jumped in the water

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the interview yeah yeah a lot of people jumped in the water the water was on fire

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right but you want to also place right but you want to know how that happened so

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what a first of layer of ash lands on the water and then the second layer ash

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compounds on it yeah starts on fire well how about this that crazy really what

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happened a layer ash lays on the water another layer ash the ash builds up they

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hit it with a fucking direct energy weapon because they said the water was

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boiling hot there's no way that the water got boiling hot because it was fire on

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top of it I mean that's such bullshit so the me it sounds like bullshit it

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doesn't fuck with the smell test man it's you in the smell test I mean I don't

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know I don't know what you're smelling sounds like bull's ass yeah I am that

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that is what I'm full shit yeah exactly what I'm smelling oh mr. x fucking

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agrees with me I'm sure okay well now we're just gonna say no I'm the you and

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I in the room and for I'm not saying that this is not plausible but at the

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same time I think that you don't shit where you eat you think they're gonna

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use a fucking dw on an island that has dw's on it no well they fucking hit

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California unless they did somebody's not man it's it's directed energy kid

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they could direct it where the satellite they get dude there's no

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satellite no it's not no there's no such thing as satellites man satellites are

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bullshit all right how do you get satellite radio you don't you go you go

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up in the mountains in your satellite radio disappears just like you fucking

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self-heaven up in the mountains yes I have and I have satellite radio yes and

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I've and it's faded away my dad had it we fucking drove to Colorado California I

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had it never had a problem with it once and I drove all over the place with it

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did you drive in the mountains yeah Colorado Colorado you're lying I'm not

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what the fuck does that mean just cuz I said I did it I'm lying I mean that's

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not how this works ass clown Jesus okay so I mean we're the fucking parakeet

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okay so how many square miles was destroyed on this line I do you know I

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don't know off because I just want to see what the burn radius looks like because

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you would be able to tell if they use a direct energy weapon here's gonna have

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to have a point where it starts yeah that's gonna be ground zero for this

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thing here's a big no they could hit they could hit several targets they get

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I understand that but there has to be some high beam heavy-duty microwaves man but

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there has to be some sort of defining factor that says that this was this area

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that was two foot wide three foot wide by you know I don't know on the on the

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foot and the thing I saw okay when they showed the aerial view and they go here

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look at the aerial view of before and after I know I'm not saying that it's not

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plausible I said that already Larry I'm just saying that there has to be some

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signature from a direct energy weapon you can't one of the signatures is things

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get pulverized and the other signature is what happened to the cars happens see

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the thing is it's weird it's like okay you're on an island okay yeah and it's

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just surrounded by all this foliage that it's like I've I don't I don't pay

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attention none of that shit burned down but I don't there's I mean I'm assuming

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some of the trees and stuff the bigger ones I see not the bird I've seen drone

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okay okay I've seen maybe some of the leaves burned off but nothing nothing

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burned all the buildings burned yeah yeah okay because they needed that property

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I could have burned you know steel beams with that fire if you know what I mean

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that's a hot-icot right because it moved quick have you seen the videos yeah yeah

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it is crazy from like one like 9-11 man direct energy weapon okay same fucking

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thing well that's I mean you have to hit that in multiple spots to melt all

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that steel but I don't want to get into 9-11 right now well the thing about it I

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think it was a direct energy weapon it literally vaporizes the shit it turns to

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fucking dust there's nothing left of it yeah but if you use also if you use a

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direct energy weapon it has a pat I mean I don't know man I gotta look more

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into this I wanted okay should have looked we should have looked at some

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Hawaii stuff before here but you know what that sucks that that happened to

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those people because even if it was a government psi up for blackwater to move

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in and take over the land because now because what's gonna happen now is

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here's the deal these people own these properties okay none of the big movie

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stars are Obama by the way or any of these motherfuckers these people own these

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only properties okay so now they have to rebuild well guess who's gonna step in

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and be like hey okay we'll loan you money and we're gonna give you a very nice

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interest rate so now you're gonna have to pay us back at what the properties

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worth what that land is worth now that's what we're gonna loan you the scam goes

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beyond that but yeah I'm just saying that's when blackwater stops in I mean

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there's no it would be a shame if this was what do you call it if our country

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had a fucking hand in this oh it is a shame all for a land grab you know

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that's all if that's what it boils down to it's just a land grab you have to

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have hundreds of people die well it said 93 the last time I check they don't

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know what they killed thousands in 9-11 okay we know that Larry so I mean

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look at obviously they're not afraid to kill Oklahoma City yeah I mean Waco

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exactly these the government has don't kill kids they'll use fucking poisons

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they'll use things they'll do stuff and then blame it on make it look like others

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exactly that's what they do they are what's that's one of their big it's

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cloaking daggers shit you know you look one way while I do this the other way

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you know bait and switch Kansas City city shuffle that's what it is and they

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get away with it all the time I mean look at every time we have a president

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right now who's being indicted for tampering with the elections for trying

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to get the election over that's another thing man for indictments on Trump it's

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ridiculous 91 counts this motherfucker's facing I mean like if he was gonna if he

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got found guilty of the ones even before today he would have like 640 years

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moon cricket it's just bullshit oh what do you call it but I mean does it really

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stick what's not gonna this you know what this guy fuck yeah it's either

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total theater or it's an obvious communist plot man you know well block lock

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up the opponents that's that's which is I mean this is at the highest level too

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there's no I mean there is no masking what's going on coming down from fucking

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Biden so in all these fuckers got Trump deranged excuse me how long is try

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Biden been president what two and a half years almost three years yeah how much

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is gas right now it's going up and I will say the first this is the first time

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in a while I noticed that diesel cheaper than gas as it should be it should be

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way cheaper way to refine it tells you what they were doing on purpose okay so

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now they were driving up the prices by jacking with the diesel prices on

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purpose why would diesel ever be more than gas dude to make the truckers pay

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more the Democrats are a fucking tire in the truck or a nail in the tire of the

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trucking company man they are all those motherfuckers are brainwashed to vote

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Democrat no matter who or what well yeah I don't know about that I don't know

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they are all those union guys my wife man she was a she was my wife my wife

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very nice she was a you know the public defender they were all brainwashed one

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time she said at work that she didn't like Obama and everyone's like well yeah

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what did you just say yeah because like well she had a fucking no she said

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why they say that's what they think oh you know like hope you're racist well no

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no that wasn't like that back then they were just shocked because they were all

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such brainwashed Democrats that they were like well why and you know and then

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she laid it out what a cock sucker she thought he was we didn't know big Mike

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was a man back then yet and you know all the lies yet weren't as clear as a

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bell like they are now because you know hindsight is always 2020 but you know and

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in the same thing would go like but she said she didn't vote Democrat are you

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gonna hit that are you gonna get a party they would fucking oh okay well yeah you

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know what work everyone flip out and same with the truckers same with the

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teachers same with all of them the problem is you can't have a conversation

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with these people nobody wants to fucking talk anymore everybody just wants to

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fucking shit if you don't like what they don't like then they fucking call you

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something and then they shut down and that's it well it didn't it wasn't like

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that again it wasn't like that back well nobody it's just like everybody now

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now yeah nobody has like nobody can confront anybody anymore you know that

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balls anymore that's how you perpetuate ignorance it's just flat out don't have

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a conversation with someone you disagree with and say that they're fucking

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crazy well and that's the problem is that these people show their cards that

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they're crazy if you give you just shut down like that then you can't even hit you

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know kind of vernacular do you have just sit behind a computer all day and fucking

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do your bullshit but up so getting back to fucking uh Trump's diamonds no that's

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I mean it is what it is yeah it is really it is he the first president he's not

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the first president to fuck up Clinton every single fucking dirt on their

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blood on their hands here's the thing no man well Trump doesn't have blood on

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his hands per se like Obama and all these other guys that killed people every

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fucking day of the week well they just had the opportunity to do so

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Trump has the opportunity to do whatever he did listen he's done the

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fairest things it's not while he was president I mean when he would come on

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Larry I mean are you there Mike escape what what did he do I'm just saying you

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saying he hasn't killed people like Obama or he hasn't killed people like

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bushes yeah he's doing you know and he did he told you oh those guys did it all

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tell you everything talk about cloak and dagger those motherfuckers are

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cloaking dagger he killed the you know bin Laden no no that was Obama oh that

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was fake Obama was a bin Laden was dead before nine like two weeks after nine

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eleven telling me they'd perpetrate 9-11 no oh my god are you kidding me this is

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the first I hear we already have an episode about this or he blacked out

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no I'm totally joking right now oh my god remember this is a comedy podcast and

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what book am I reading right now that you loaned me I'm reading I'm really good

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book by 9-11 book three good book by Edward Henry one of my favorite

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authors it's a call it's a very good book it's written like a 10 years old 14

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manual yeah it's called 9-11 okay let's just leave it at that enemies

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the foreign and domestic it's good it's a good book yeah I mean that's good they

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get in depth on it they get in depth from every so so from every angle what do

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you think about defunding the police oh I think it's the dumbest fucking thing you

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could do man how would you know though if you so say that people defunded the

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police but then how would you know if they defunded the police well when we

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call 9-11 say someone fucking OD's or a Polly type person is crashing through

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the windows and my wife freaks out the calls yeah and then they don't show up

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yeah because why is why don't they showing up because they're not there

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they're busy because they're doing something else because people actually

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listened to a group of left-wing people and anarchists and all these crazy

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pink-haired blue-haired motherfuckers yeah um and actually got them to defund the

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police you know why you know why those I just thought of this you know why those

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people are out there who because all them fucking freaks freaking out with the

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blue hair and shit because they closed down tower records and all that that's

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where all those people would be working you know at that freaked out bookstore

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looking at freaky magazines from Germany and France you're telling me we could

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cure homelessness and drug addiction by building a tower records and see you

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know everywhere you know multiple tower records you know because they took

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them out when did they close them in like the 90s or I don't know off-hand

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Larry would tell you remember when it was there and then it was gone I remember

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record shops okay so all these people would have a job at tower records and

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have something to do and all this shit wouldn't even be happening probably I

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don't know about that I mean if you give way to anarchy what do you think's gonna

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happen anarchy yeah I mean fucking a so okay so Portland Seattle Chicago where

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was my York LA all of these places now that have okay um that are run by

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Democrats mm-hmm are now so the guy in a man the guy in Washington DC the mayor

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is asking for fucking he's like he wants the National Guard what's wrong oh he's

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saying that the National Guard is not out of what do you call it it's not out of

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reach for him to call to help bring order back to the city because they're

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understaffed oh no shit yeah this is what he says Brandon Johnson Chicago well

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says the same thing crime is rampant here's and I don't know we don't know

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what to do but this is what you wanted you got what you wanted yeah that's

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your fucking cake and eat it too bitch here's what the thing is the people on

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top that's what they wanted but it's not with the little guy that's running the

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cities wants and here's the other problem though a lot of these guys the

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the need for all these cops wouldn't be necessary if these fucking DA's lock

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these motherfuckers up instead of just letting them go and then they commit

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more and more crimes you know most of the crimes are done by like 20% we've

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talked about this before we've proven it it's not true it's no dude I'm not

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kidding okay all the crimes in New York were done by like 3,000 people we talked

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about we looked up the stats and they were they were they were they were they

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were fucking the accounting for the majority of the crime it's repeat

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offenders yeah if you fucking lock them up and then they get you know for the

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small shit and then they go off fuck that sucked I got locked up for six months

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just for that so now next time I might want not want to fuck up unless they like

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being in jail and then they go ahead and do their thing and then when they

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fucking do something bad like push someone in the fucking train tracks or

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go into Walgreens and empty out the shelves and steal all the toothpaste and

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the fucking mouthwash and deodorant and all the shit that's expensive the pills

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and the fuck yeah whatever whatever you can get good money for it yeah I know how

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they do it the fuckers should be held accountable like you've seen the movie

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the the little snippet of those two guys the Indian dudes in 7-eleven beating

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those guys yeah shout out to them man with the stick yeah oh that was fucking

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excellent because they just got tired of it yeah no they in San Francisco they

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had same guy robbed them two times that day that was the third time yeah what do

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you call it oh shit I mean that's a fucking that's bullshit

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the fuck did I do my thing oh yeah in San Francisco they fucking they have

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chains over the freezer aisle and shit like that they have a chain with the

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locks I mean one lock it yeah businesses are pulling out bang everybody's just

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they want to shutter the city and like it's like a fuck it's looking looking

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into a fun house mirror yeah yeah I'm fucking so distorted they got there they

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could this is their utopia yeah Mary was watching something and these ladies are

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talking and they're like living in New York and they're like fuck we don't even

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buy we order toothpaste and everything on Amazon because it's such a hassle to go

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to the store and ask the clerk and have him follow you around the store for every

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item you need that it gets ridiculous and you just say fuck it yeah life in the

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big city fuck that shit man but then yeah and then you know and then the

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stores eventually say fuck this we don't need to be here and that my friend is

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how food deserts happen well that's what happening now and that's right you know

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like it is not like it is here in our city in Chicago I mean well there's huge

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food deserts how many fucking places on the west side can you go you know our

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areas where there's a lot of liquor stores but there's not a lot of fucking

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grocery stores yeah because you know how the city is there's bodega's and shit

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but also the same thing with Walmart remember when they were running them they

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had two of them down in the city they had the clothes because they were losing

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money on these wallmarks yeah for years and they were and they and they were

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getting good subsids subsidiaries from all government and the tax breaks and

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all this shit man and stuff just became so rampant they had to close down

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they're like we've been losing money on this place for ten years so I'm keeping

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it we're keeping it here for you but you can't keep it you know what I mean and

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you've been in those stores you've been in the ghetto stores where the shelves

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are all fucked up and oh yeah nothing you know dude you just go to the fucking

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bodega on the corner and get fucking what you need it's not the healthiest shit

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yeah that's what I'm saying though that's why I'm saying healthy healthy that's

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a food that a bodega it's like where you go get fucking Fritos in the fucking

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20 yeah you go get a little Debbie in a fucking pop yeah you're not it's not the

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place to fucking no you're not going three squares there man oh I mean you'd

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be fucking diabetes to take your foot kids are fucking either really skinny

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or really fat it's no you know there's no fucking normal anymore well there is

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a normal but it's hard a normal hard exercise or not actually just move around

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reading well no just move around a lot of it is diet just straight up you know

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what we saw those fucking things where we saw the Fritos from yeah you're up in

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shit yeah compared to the USA and the ones from the United States like double

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the ingredients and they amount of sugar they had they showed the one in the

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United States half of the bottle was sugar and then the one in Europe the

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cap was just where the cap was it was just barely covered by sugar and it's

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crazy and I told you one time when I was in I was in Germany at this place just

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having lunch and I ordered a coke and so the lady brings me a bottle of coke and

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a bottle of water yeah and they she put some next to each other and hands me a

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glass yeah cut it and they expected me to like pour half and half that's how

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they do it you know and I just poured the cold straight into my bottle and they

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looked at me like holy fuck savage they were looking at me like almost like is

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he gonna live yeah like I cannot believe he can handle that they were freaking out

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they were literally tell you we are the most gluttonous country in the world

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yeah leather be rounder or flat we still are the most gluttonous car yeah our

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insatiable appetite for drugs and fuck it fast food and soda and sugar and all

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this stuff that like makes us go is amazing but then I had a bottle of water

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to go to so that was cool yeah one can of fucking mountain dudes like 58 grams of

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sugar dude imagine that in coke I don't know if the I've never had a mountain do

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in my life really yeah it looks like fucking antifreeze to me do people live

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off of that shit doesn't it look like anything yeah I don't drink pop I'll

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have one every once a while when I go get Mexican food with my kid because they

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get a Mexican coke okay because they come in the glass bottles yeah and it's

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like real sugar so it's it's yeah and that's what I get to when I drink

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something a coke cola usually it is from the Mexican restaurant yeah if I get

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tacos man I'm gonna have a coke you gotta have a coke one time I have Pepsi too

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which I'll take also it's all right I'll have it in the pinch but here's the thing

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I'll fight you for that I remember going to this kid kid's house for dinner one

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night and his mom made spaghetti and she pours me a big fucking glass of milk

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yeah man I'm used to drinking you want to fuck it fight lady yeah we're gonna

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fight really quick you gotta drink your milk why aren't you drinking your milk

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listen lady I fucking pour water on my cereal and she's gonna like crazy

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she's like what's the matter with you you don't drink milk I'm like no I don't

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drink milk for fucking animals like yeah and I was like man I'm never eating

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there again I told my mom she fucking want expected me to drink and I mean she

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poured a tall fucking glass like I hate milk yeah and especially with spaghetti

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dude oh man you want to make me throw up fourth grade or third grade I don't want to fucking eat

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this peasant you know I was at his house swimming all day and I want to keep swimming

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oh milk and I'm just gonna eat dinner here all right okay so now all of a

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sudden we're eating everything's cool and now she pours big glass of milk and

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I'm like you got any Pepsi get back then we did drink Pepsi yes and and they're

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like no it's like wow you drink pop they looked at me like I was an alien I'm

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like yeah drink pop what are you fucking crazy you guys eat fucking spaghetti or

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pizza yeah something to that effect without fucking and I mean at least young

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yeah and you're young like the greatest thing a pop and a fucking slice dude I

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remember I'm sure you did this with Jason me and my my me and my brother would

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have to have our glasses right next to each other the same oh yeah my dad would

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have to fucking it's he's got more alright alright I don't want any ice I don't want

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straight pop you're like a raw dog in that pot you're just like fuck that I

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don't want to cut it with nothing I want that straight straight sugar yeah I

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bet and I wonder pop was probably more healthier back then oh yeah yeah you know

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like popping out fucking just everything's riddled with sugar but it's all

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bad oh it's all basically you know what fuck you Democrats for ruining our

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fucking city with your fucking lackluster views and defunding the

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police yeah not backing people that matter the most and this is what you get

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but now that we are suffering yes fuck you yeah well we have been suffering in

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Chicago land here for a long fucking time and the thing is and and I work I work

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the elections like I said before and the people that are I mean they're mostly

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all Democrats like they need me to be there to be the other side and the truth

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this is I'm not even really Republic I'm more of like an independent but they're

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like we don't care there's like a shortage of Republicans because they got

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to have two of something at each fucking thing you know and how to make it fair

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yes and I didn't know that yes and it's like you and Mary yeah we're like a

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my side I'm gonna have a smoke and come in so many files now she's like oh I'll

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go have a cigarette with you like damn fuck I'm not having a cigarette and then

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I'm out there with them like hey you got a cigarette and I asked you for one and

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she's probably thinking I thought you said you were coming out to have a smoke

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but she gave me one but you went so you went God's stone and then came back to

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her and asked no no I went she followed me out there so then we're both standing

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there and I can't smoke the joint and I'm just gonna rip it right in front of

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the I couldn't because she was like you know but if she wasn't you're a polling

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official you should be smoking weed out of a government in front of a government

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it was a federal offense even worse you're but we're too legal it's legal it was a

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break I don't know how the Catholic Church's views on smoking weed I'm not

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that worried about the views of the Catholic Church well I mean I don't I

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know their views on children very I mean I don't want I don't really want to know

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what their business views are and I think you can kind of smoke weed inside a

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church if you wanted to but you know what here's the other thing they had a

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kick-ass piano and they had a kick-ass keyboard and I wanted to go and fuck

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around with them and all day long people were coming in and I would think it was

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gonna be a voter they were going in that little room in the church in the

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chapel area and praying some voting no and just going in there to pray one

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person went in there for hours and prayed another person was fucking

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sobbing crying yeah I'm like hold it sounds like a couple and you're waiting

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I couldn't believe this was like a Tuesday and I couldn't leave how busy the

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church was it was the polling station in the gymnasium of the church it was like

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a church school it was in Chicago I mean a Barlett okay that sounds horrible so

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people are praying over their stone no you're all stone in here I mean I wasn't

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all stone first of all we had to be there at we had to be there like 5 a.m.

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because the voting starts at 6 a.m. and believe it or not motherfuckers are there

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at 6 a.m. it's a big deal and not to mention I'm like one believe it or not

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I'm one of the youngest healthiest guys besides maybe a couple of girls and so

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I'm doing a lot of the work lifting the machines you know helping Mary and then

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some girls casting fake ladies sees that I'm helping Mary and says could you help

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me too and so now I'm setting up two machines okay well it's good looking

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things in because I could do it like that you know so it's pretty fun then

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too and then all day long I'm just fucking around the people like I like

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this girl and I was at a station with them like you know I've been going out

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a lot on the weekends and I hope my wife doesn't find out and I'm praying to God

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that I'm not pregnant you know and she looks at me like what the fuck and I'm

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like what you can get pregnant right that's that's what you guys say isn't

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it you said this to someone yeah how high so maybe I didn't know I wasn't that high

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I mean it sounds like you were I mean why would you say that to a person because

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you know I want to see you see her reaction well it was a person I worked

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I was working with that one of the station she was like so we okay she was a

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damn she was a hardcore Democrat like two of them and then two of you like you

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were literally saying fuck Trump and fuck this and you know and she was hating

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that she sounds very unprofessional she well yeah and not only that man not to

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mention get where your fucking views on your sleeve and she was very ornery and

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very pissed off she wrestled her and so but that's why I almost did because I was

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saying gee you know I hope I'm not pregnant I'm just I know I know you

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already said that yeah okay so you know what you say pissed you can't get

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pregnant your man I'm like what do you mean isn't that is doesn't Biden say that

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man could be pregnant does he I mean none of these well I don't know okay now

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you're just fucking with her yeah okay I just wanted to fact check this but now

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that I know that night I have no fucking idea all right but you know very

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whimsical tale everyone that one black woman that bitch what the fuck was her

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name that couldn't tell you what a woman was and she says I don't know I'm not a

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medical doctor or whatever these well then why should you get opinion on it

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well because they were asking her she was becoming a supreme court judge or

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something and they're going what is the difference from a man and a woman and

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she goes I couldn't tell you yeah cuz they're like yeah because that's

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politically correct that's what gets her fucking voted in well she has to stick

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right I mean they have to have some sort like she's no she's twisted well she's

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either a Democrat or Republican so she says that the Democrats favor her you

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know what I mean you know she's not obviously you know I don't understand I

418
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,080
think they should you know so on that basis that's why I was fucking with that

419
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:06,000
lady okay because of that you know I mean you try to workers can't say

420
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:11,360
honestly the woman is the one with the pussy the man has the fucking dick I

421
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:17,320
think I didn't say that thank God you didn't say that no but I mean that's all

422
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:21,960
you got to say if you want to save vagina and penis or whatever you could

423
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:27,400
use the doctor name you know the medical fucking terms well it's dong and

424
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:33,840
cunt would not be advisable I mean you don't want to just come out but here you

425
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,800
are right next to God's house in vizien right next to God's house messing with

426
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:43,040
another human being this is very un-Christian like Larry it was a cat

427
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:47,240
I think it was a Catholic church huh it was a Catholic church that's even more I

428
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:53,080
mean Jesus layer what are you doing dude it wasn't you know what I wasn't causing

429
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,800
malice to her it sounds like you're provoking her and I'm sure I was in

430
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,840
somewhere you know what though here's the thing what's the thing Larry she thought

431
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,680
it was pretty funny and then there was a other lady yeah there was no everyone

432
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,880
else thought it was pretty funny you just said she did she didn't this old lady

433
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,000
I was thinking to this old lady okay me and Mary made friends with this lady I

434
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:22,240
think her name was Carol and dude she was like fucking in her I don't know

435
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:28,160
upper 80s man long hair she looked like a hippie she could handle herself she was

436
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:33,760
talking about I first got the election the first election I worked at was a JFK

437
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:40,600
and I'm like holy fuck you fucking dust bones yeah and so me and Mary so we had

438
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,440
her attention so now we're talking about she's like yeah you know I saw the

439
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:53,600
stones and really yeah she's talking about like seeing the stones when back

440
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,680
way looking right at me I couldn't think of anything I can't think of a time

441
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:02,040
period you pulled another Mitch McConnell right there oh man I was just

442
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:07,240
freaking out and so yeah me and Mary made friends with her and it sounds like a

443
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:13,720
very fun place and it takes all day so you get to know these people sort of and

444
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:19,680
you know who's cool and who's not cool right away kind of and by the time you

445
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,680
leave it's it's dark when you get there it's dark when you leave you there all

446
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:29,040
fucking day oh yeah yeah it's cool that's all right gives you something to do and

447
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:34,040
then you break the machine that's like what month is that yeah April usually

448
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:38,760
April okay yeah so it's like but it could be in different months I was in

449
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:44,720
March it might have been in March that's a kickoff though sugar baby summer

450
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:52,120
you know sugar baby summer is coming oh you know what you know that scooter my

451
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:58,720
phone man what do you got a console buddy right there no I wanted to I wanted

452
00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:03,240
to read the story to you which is it's fucking hilarious man I try not to read

453
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:07,040
stuff but if I think it's fucking silly if it's the one about the dish running

454
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:14,660
away with the spoon I heard it already no excuse me a man who allegedly sold

455
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:20,680
fake COVID cure arrested after three year man hunt so he's selling a fake cure

456
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:25,920
for a fake disease and now they've been spending taxpayers money to hunt this

457
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:33,880
guy down and they finally catch him why they had cuz Fauci didn't get a cut well

458
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:39,200
he was at the bath house oh yeah but uh and now they actually thought I saw it

459
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:49,200
fucking um what do you call it it's fucking now they have so technically this

460
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:55,960
is a loss isn't it like this guy was just selling fucking a leave it be

461
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:01,680
structural alkaline silver because it resonates and vibrates at a frequency

462
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:05,960
that destroys the membrane of the virus structural alkaline silver yes

463
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:10,440
structural alkaline it vibrates at the right rhythm of the

464
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:16,080
you resonate man it resonates with your bro cures you dude makes the virus

465
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:21,720
incapable it's hatching to any healthy cell man or in fact even any way dude and

466
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:25,720
isn't what a necklace or you drink it the release states yeah it's a fucking

467
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:32,920
$300 for a gallon of the silver gallon yeah man man I mean you really need to

468
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:39,760
drink I mean I mean I'm gonna sue the whole guy oh my lord I can't imagine

469
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,200
drinking a gallon I mean yeah I'm sure you can do it you don't have to do it all

470
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:49,240
at one sitting you can space it out Larry yeah it's not a challenge by the end of

471
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,960
the week you know you have to slam it that's the only way it works I know that

472
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,680
might be the thing if it's a gallon like that no here's the thing though it

473
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:01,320
might be the family size you know they're sold on Amazon doce off of it

474
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:07,840
damn 400% jumping revenue two million dollars two million bucks that's it they

475
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,400
probably fucking spent more money just to hunt this guy down the two million

476
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:16,320
dollars yeah man hours and flights and bullshit hey it's just driving on the

477
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,240
highway million dollars to get their penny back a toilet seat there are

478
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:26,200
toilet they'll spend you know anything to fucking but uh what do you call it um

479
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:31,040
ah fuck I had a brain fart there yeah oh yeah so I mean two million bucks that

480
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:36,240
we're talking about that's how much he stole that's nothing no it's not that's

481
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:41,400
fucking less than that's less than what hunter owes on his taxes that they let

482
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:47,120
go by the statute of limitations but isn't that funny though fucking you know

483
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,560
what I'm saying last month four members of a Florida family were convicted of

484
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,600
selling bleach as a cure for several ailments including COVID through their

485
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,160
online through their online church

486
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:03,280
legal cure everything yeah I know cure life imagine how you would smell after

487
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:07,360
drinking that's a good thing yeah you'd be fucking that should not go through

488
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:12,640
your innards so turn your fucking guts to mush okay one of uh I guess I could

489
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:19,240
say this story it's kind of crazy well I'm speaking of bleach okay let's say N

490
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:23,040
you know someone's girlfriend that we know

491
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:29,320
her miss and her son she was going out with this guy I sure you should be telling

492
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:36,520
the story probably not but okay so anyways there's four kids involved the

493
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:41,040
oldest kid is off in college the three younger sons are there and the oldest

494
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:47,040
kid the oldest son was he was going out with Joanna for a while I mean Larry

495
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:53,080
I mean come on Larry let's turn the fat off he's telling me the story he goes my

496
00:41:53,080 --> 00:42:03,160
my brother tried to poison my mom's boyfriend with bleach because he poured

497
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,920
it in the guy's water bottle because he brought the same bottle of work every

498
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:15,320
day and the youngest baby drinking it in the middle kid who poisoned it's gonna

499
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:21,640
poison the boyfriend he's like oh my god oh my god and they fucking realized the

500
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,240
baby drank bleach and then they realized this kids trying to kill this guy but

501
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:30,280
once you smell the bleach in the water it was a little kid man he was like three

502
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,880
years old he was poor the three-year-old was poisoning the three-year-old was

503
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,440
drinking it I understand this looks how old was the kid that was poisoning the

504
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:45,760
kid was like seven the kid that was boys in this boyfriend seven yeah something

505
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:52,440
like that seven or eight that's not a good seven yeah well it was miss ends kid

506
00:42:52,440 --> 00:43:03,320
yeah all right then well oh how did we get on this you're talking about bleach

507
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,280
and I just thought it was kind of wild that a seven-year-old had the fucking

508
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,400
where with all the poison the guy like that and then the guy would have drank

509
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:18,040
it at work you know yeah but I think it would the guy would imagine taking a big

510
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,440
you'd smell the bleach though especially if it's been I told you when no shirt

511
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:28,040
Nick drank the fucking yeah with the oil yeah well shame on them for fucking

512
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,360
shout out no shirt Nick I mean here's the thing if this guy uses this water

513
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:37,480
bottle every day and you fucking douse it it wasn't entirely bleach it was just

514
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:42,240
a nice amount yeah but how good is the seven-year-old at measuring bleach and

515
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:46,080
then sure you didn't measure it man well then how the fuck does he know if it's

516
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:52,240
good or bad water out for it I don't know man I'm just this he kid didn't die

517
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:58,000
the three-year-old didn't die well that's good I mean I got it only was

518
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,960
caught like a dragon going through his stomach couldn't speak it was you know

519
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:08,840
shit like that sounds like you were there I wasn't but the one kid told me a

520
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:13,240
real good description and said it was crazy and then the guy was kind of

521
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:18,440
pissed off that somebody was trying to kill him even though it was a child yeah

522
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:23,640
yeah I'm not now that child murdered I can't blame the kid I'll tell you yeah

523
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,360
I mean if you don't like somebody there's other ways of doing it into poison but

524
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:32,560
when you're seven years old you kind of I mean if you you have the enough who's

525
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:37,440
not in years you have enough know-how to fucking poison somebody and want to do

526
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:41,360
it at seven there's something going on maybe it was ten that would you just

527
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:45,880
said seven I don't know and you said eight and now you just jumped to ten Larry you

528
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:50,480
forget it you mean you're the one telling the story fuck me over now it's

529
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,200
over who cares about the details your ball back Larry kids age here's the

530
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,240
thing no who cares when you're asking dumb fucking questions

531
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:04,320
hmm that in their first he's this then he's that who cares dude the story's

532
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:10,400
fucking over you're fucking moron god I don't mean to piss on your parade about

533
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:17,840
a seven year old boy and a grown man I'm the idiot that's not nice some kids

534
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:24,560
grow up faster than others yeah I mean this kid grew up fast sounds like it

535
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:29,240
this guy had a fucking real fucking thorn in the side about that guy but I

536
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:33,280
can't blame the fucking kid I'll be honest I wasn't the fucking greatest guy

537
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:41,760
in the world bad kind of asshole I mean who isn't an asshole nowadays well

538
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:51,320
everybody well you are sure oh fuck you it's not nice again too not nice is um

539
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:56,120
but oh shit I was going over all the different ways you could say asshole

540
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:01,200
one night with Mary and I had her laughing so hard different languages no

541
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:10,000
just different influx it's like what am I an asshole asshole you know you know

542
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:17,040
I'm just a different asshole fucking asshole just doing this your way and she

543
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:22,840
was laughing and laughing and then I'd say once in a while what am I fucking

544
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:28,360
asshole and then I'd say and I'm now and now I'm the asshole and then she

545
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:34,440
laughs the more it was fun the fuck are you doing man COVID-19

546
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:38,320
hospitalizations are continuing to increase in the United States according

547
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:43,040
to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention oh my it raised 14% last

548
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,040
I've had a notification so that's why I'm sorry you're kidding me that was a

549
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:52,000
notification yeah from ABC News that COVID just rose 14% that says right here

550
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:57,400
weekly COVID hospitalizations increased but experts say not to worry Larry don't

551
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:02,800
worry I'm not because you know yeah let's shut the country down again and see

552
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,880
what happens now then it's gonna be like fucking Mad Max well here's the thing

553
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:10,920
man everybody's gonna fucking obey because everybody's just that's how they

554
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:15,200
are we're living in a pretty weak society I didn't stop working one day but

555
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:21,400
here's you know you know that the hospitals didn't increase one fucking

556
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:30,000
iota from COVID no I mean ABC everything on there is a lot from I was

557
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,840
reading it to you I think it's hilarious I got it yeah I mean it's very fun we know

558
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:40,280
that that's bullshit well that's their thing why would you I mean what easier

559
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:45,120
way to control a population than to scare them exactly and then mask them and

560
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:50,880
then make them feel like you know they mean like put on a mask bitch yeah it's

561
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:57,640
like that one China it's China it's like that one dominatrix bitch that one to

562
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:03,440
get the torture chamber built in Florida put on your mask slave that's what

563
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,200
we're like put on your mask we're the fucking ones that are chained to her

564
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:12,120
fucking ponytail you know I'm saying that's your analogy that's the analogy

565
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,600
alright that's that's what they wanted that's what they like man the government

566
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,920
they want to fucking put their right on your neck yeah man they want to walk on

567
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,800
your neck with high heels I mean that sounds hot

568
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:29,600
stilettos yeah I don't actually you don't want them doing that all dirty and

569
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,000
shit and nah man I don't understand that shit they might be like that one guy

570
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:40,520
and use your fucking balls as a speed man

571
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:46,040
they were all taking turns they might be training for Olympic boxing rocking his

572
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:51,200
nuts dude like three of them could happen huh it might happen so I mean if I

573
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:56,880
get enough money maybe you will I don't want that though I'll pay for that you'll

574
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:02,760
pay your own pocket yeah if you want to have someone three of our women listeners

575
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:09,920
Jay and two others all right yeah no it's not a contest I want to partake in

576
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:16,440
no we'll just get some like some light nut torture no not it's just gonna be a

577
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:23,640
few fucking hard punches oh yeah sign me up Larry yeah well isn't that what

578
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,480
they're doing to the one guy oh they were rocking his nuts dude I mean I think

579
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:31,840
that's what they were cracking those nuts it was bad you should try they were

580
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:37,520
like boxing chicks too they knew what they were there was no messing around

581
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:42,480
just porno chicks you actually were they were all MMA fighters they were all taped

582
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:47,400
up and shit and they were like doing they were like so the dude was he was like

583
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:52,440
a Jesus oh my lord he was not like it looked like a big cross and then he was

584
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:58,120
strapped down to it up in the air and his nuts were just high level oh my god

585
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:02,120
and they would and three chicks would one would hit it that won't be hit it from

586
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:10,200
the left then a right and then a right and geez what the fuck is wrong with

587
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:19,600
people I don't know it was it was a in an Asian country so well those guys are

588
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,040
into some weird shit they're so repressed that's why I mean they saw used

589
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,840
underwear and vending machines really quick yeah you're a quick sniff on the

590
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:34,240
way to work wow you go wreck your meat at the office that is amazing just carrying

591
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,640
I mean too I want I want to look into that and see who started that because

592
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,760
that's a great that's a conspiracy I'm down with from the government well I'm

593
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:46,600
looking maybe we could set up a machine like that and like Union Station or

594
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:51,800
something of our own and you just wear the underwear whoever man if as long as

595
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,480
the machine sells out we could reload it and get the money out of there without

596
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,760
getting killed on the way home yeah we could just hop on off the top on the

597
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:04,760
train get it get the money go home we're gonna get all this we're gonna need to

598
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:09,600
fucking authenticate it someone's gonna have to guard while one guy empties the

599
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:14,800
machine we're gonna need a gun loaded underwear in the Union Station but the

600
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,280
money part bringing that that's that's the part we're gonna need how you gonna

601
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,360
bring the underwear there you're gonna put them each one in a plastic bag yeah

602
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:28,280
well it'll be one of them screw machines yeah I know but what would you

603
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:32,400
put what was the packaging how would you transport it yeah well they had to be

604
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,160
packaged yeah they would be well you know how they sell the weed in those

605
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:42,120
vacuum seal yeah you're back you're now your vacuum sealing underwear where are

606
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:47,000
you gonna get this underwear from how are you going to recruit people for this

607
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:52,240
endeavor I got my waist oh you're gonna hang out you're gonna hang out at Union

608
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:56,080
Station and pick people up aren't you go to the bus station and they're on

609
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:06,920
Harrison and it'll be like woodmines owner operating I don't know man I

610
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,000
wonder where the I've done now I'm interested I'm interested in that I

611
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,640
want to take a look at you're interested in getting a couple of pairs of

612
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:17,440
used ship them to us I'm sure and we can we'll have a sniffing thing you and I

613
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,920
will get two pairs each well don't guys from like isn't that what you do like

614
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:26,400
legal probably guys from jail would want underwear that were used under where

615
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,680
sent to them and I don't think they could I don't think they can have that

616
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:35,640
contraband yeah man can't send a cum stained so I don't want to get graphic

617
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:42,160
is that where you hoped for when you were locked up no no no it wasn't like

618
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:46,840
that it was you weren't in long enough yeah it was counting so what didn't

619
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:52,560
it wasn't prison I know so there was it was a lot more it wasn't today I was

620
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:57,000
thinking most of my friends have been in prison the eels is only fucking been in

621
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:02,360
little minimal lockups mm-hmm I myself have not been in prison either thank the

622
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:07,440
Lord just a prison wallet that's the only thing that's been used up on you

623
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:16,480
yeah it's the only thing yeah by an inmate when you were you fucking did

624
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:23,920
scared straight they just raped you that is fucking hilarious I think it's

625
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:29,640
man it's funny makes me laugh so you know if Trump gets found guilty he'll

626
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:37,240
get like fucking 700 years I know I mean there has but you never know man it's

627
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:42,040
just gonna fucking lock him up for the election now you know I'm I say lock him

628
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:46,320
up you know what I mean I'm talking about make him immobile make him not be

629
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,800
able to fucking do this thing make him not okay pain you want to wipe because

630
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,680
it's crazy I think the tyranny that our government

631
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,400
government gets away with yeah and they're doing this to a opponent who's

632
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,920
getting ready to run and they're gonna jam them up in court yeah come on this is

633
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:08,200
I mean games that this did this government plays right now are soft

634
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:14,000
morrick they're fucking neanderthal it's just like rock hit you with it you know

635
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,440
what I mean like gun shoot yourself right in the foot yeah you know there

636
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:24,040
not there's nothing thought out it's just like this is now and then fucking

637
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,760
gluttonous again exactly just like hunter I want a party with this motherfucker I

638
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:36,360
mean it would be cool also if if he was the president and he was in jail but it

639
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:41,640
was pimped out like that's not gonna happen Pablo Escobar because he's you

640
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:46,680
know he's the president let's let's face it it was guarded by Secret Service and

641
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:51,560
he could have parties and we have a disco and and it was like a gang member

642
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:56,480
running shit from jail we're gonna let the run shit by him you know what would

643
00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:01,840
it fucking be at though we're Florida Mar-a-Lago

644
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:07,640
I don't know maybe he'd be on house arresting they've no like Pablo they have

645
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,120
to build him one well yeah that's what I mean yeah so if they're gonna do that

646
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:16,120
they've got to build him so we're gonna be at wherever we're what's the most free

647
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:22,000
estate in the union or the country well you know those you know Oregon Washington

648
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:26,920
a place like that are pretty out in the mountains in Arizona yeah just do whatever

649
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:30,000
you want out there well out in the mountains any I don't think they're

650
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,000
gonna fucking arrest this guy there's AI generated pictures of his mugshot that

651
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:40,720
are very funny yeah that's cuz you got mugshot it didn't need the first time

652
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:45,480
well you know that's so that was that's their big money shot they're so fucking

653
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:50,960
drooling over that oh boy I can't wait till we get a mugshot of Trump it's gonna

654
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,440
look like any other fucking picture of Trump that's gonna be our next t-shirt

655
00:55:54,440 --> 00:56:01,040
except it'll have awesome lines behind this area needles oh you know what it

656
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:06,680
would be good t-shirt us in a lineup with Trump that's pretty cool yeah a

657
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:14,840
couple of our friends us and Trump line up and someone pointing at one of us like

658
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:22,720
all the picture I sent you everybody's 88 and yeah look over there the CIA did it

659
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:30,360
very funny you know it'll be that guy did it and it'll be one of us being we

660
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:37,400
can't see though you know because we're all lit up yeah we're in a lineup yeah

661
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,560
we're trying to figure out who there's a couple cops sitting in the chair for the

662
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:45,720
t-shirt you know maybe no shirt Nick could draw this for us it's not that

663
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:51,040
hard well for him it isn't no for you and I it'd be possible yeah we couldn't

664
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:56,560
even come possible it very rudimentary but he knows ways to do vague line

665
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:00,000
drawings and really get the point across you know when you're a real artist

666
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:04,400
okay that's what that's how you could do it did you get that whatever I don't want

667
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:09,360
to talk about just like rat could fucking blow anyone away on the guitar by

668
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:19,360
just hitting one note he's a one-string hero never I remember he's I'm saying

669
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:26,680
I don't want to say what popped into my head but I'll say it later because you

670
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:31,800
say it we get off air give me killed yeah well that's thanks for withholding

671
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:36,280
what you're gonna say and what you were gonna say I can live with that for that's

672
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:42,200
how it works I gotta say man I've been really I haven't been smoking joints like

673
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:48,560
crazy all day I've been just ripping bongs ripping bongs like crazy all day

674
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:54,320
and cuz that's a lot better wow a lot healthier isn't it yeah no but here's

675
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:59,280
the thing though I only smoke one or two and then my for a pretty long time and

676
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:04,680
then I've been doing my thing and then take one more little puff the weed I

677
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:09,520
only smoke one little bowl I'll fucking day man the weed schedule or sugar baby

678
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:14,640
it was pretty nice yeah I bet I mowed my dad's grass today nice

679
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:19,800
that was real cool he was happy as fuck yeah why wouldn't he be yeah he was glad

680
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:25,480
because it saved him he was able to pull some weeds or kill some tree or

681
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:31,520
whatever the hell else he wanted to do how old big Joe 84 oh and also I want to

682
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,680
tell I want to do a correction from last week when we were talking about Norm and

683
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:43,520
my dad hanging out I said my dad was 82 he's 84 and I said norm was 72 norm is

684
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:52,960
68 get out of here 69 yeah I think a real lemon party I think he said 68 and

685
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:57,800
we went to his 60th birthday it was really great because there was this dude

686
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,640
there one of his friends and we were all fucking wasted and he's only my next

687
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:06,480
star neighbor and he starts talking about how he loves the stones and norms like

688
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:10,160
hey you should go get your guitar so I went and got the little guitar with the

689
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:14,920
amp built in and this guy fucking was pretending he thought he was Mick Jagger

690
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:20,000
it was great he was dancing around on the picnic table everyone's laughing and

691
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,440
clapping and singing along it was really fucking funny and it was like norm's

692
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:30,080
good buddy from I don't know high school or something yeah and everyone

693
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:34,440
norm huge all the time and yeah and noron they did it up man rock sand fucking

694
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,920
oh yeah she had the fucking catering like you couldn't believe everybody was

695
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:44,480
like holy fuck man this is amazing everybody was like can we get your card

696
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:50,000
to the caterer this shit was like some of the best food I've ever had and we

697
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,880
were sitting outside on her driveway and fucking little tables they brought

698
00:59:54,880 --> 01:00:00,520
tables and set them up with tablecloths it's like a wedding almost man it's a

699
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:05,000
party some it was really fucking you that gets a little Caesar's and the

700
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:15,240
fucking rose for Mary here you go sweet cheeks very nice it's a good time

701
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:20,040
though huh she had a good time when I got that little Caesar's got your hit list

702
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:26,320
you know but yeah it was a great time and so yeah norm shout out to norm shout

703
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:34,960
out to big Joe no filter Frank Ross Matt Chris no shirt Nick of course one of

704
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:39,640
the most important shoutouts there zodiac because that's he's my brother

705
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:44,440
actual all these guys are my brothers and sisters but that's no shirt Nick is

706
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:57,480
blood zodiac haskola Tiffany Chrissy Lou Ann Becky Sherry J Clara Lane and

707
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:05,560
Harmony cats Tom's free clinic shout out Tom only fans girls and also most

708
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:14,360
importantly also is Mary shout out to Mary and God save this country please and

709
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:22,080
it's by them would say God save the queen man

710
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:27,560
dope I mean you should get slapped just for saying that they might have been

711
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,880
having a flashback from like he maybe went and like saw he's MK ultra that

712
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:36,360
was his thing yeah he went to our Sex Pistols concert or something back in the

713
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:41,400
day and that's probably hit a button and that probably snapped somebody when he

714
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:50,040
said that he's not a guy thought of that now there's a guy going around he said

715
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:55,480
that started killing yeah we did kill he got sent on his mission yeah to kill

716
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,880
objective has been you know what I mean like just imagine you just chilling the

717
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:03,640
objective usually ends in someone's death multiple deaths hopefully yeah I

718
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:09,200
mean if you're gonna do an MK ultra but not hopefully yes you have a job and a

719
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:15,640
mission to do fulfill it unless I'm the target man depends who the target is no

720
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:21,320
children that's why he had to say man afterwards because otherwise he was no

721
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:26,800
because if he was listening to a Sex Pistols song in the background he's

722
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:31,640
at some club and it comes on or hears it in the car or his nephew or something and

723
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:36,600
it might trigger him accidentally so when he said the man it's why I had to say

724
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:42,640
God saved the Queen man yeah and then it made him snap or it was a man I said

725
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:47,280
God saved the Queen woman and then the other person's no the women's snap or

726
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:52,280
the men's snap I wonder how many people he could snap at once

727
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:56,840
probably dude probably fucking however many fit in the classroom that you can

728
01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:02,640
give the same password to at one time and then have repeated classes I probably

729
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:08,920
hundreds and thousands but we've probably already been activated we don't

730
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:13,440
even know it okay well what was the mission I should be sure who knows what

731
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:18,760
will happen I might be at some gig someday and all of a sudden like

732
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:23,440
Terminator and kill someone with my guitar blowing dudes afterwards be like I

733
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:27,520
don't even know why I did that or I don't even remember doing it and I'll go

734
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:35,240
like here's the film of you doing it you know I'd be like that's a weird weird

735
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:41,000
honeypot situation you never know no they might send you out you got to do

736
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:46,840
this gig in Puerto Rico assassinate the president yeah or the yeah they send you

737
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:52,640
to some weird place you got to do this gig in Sri Lanka that's funny we never

738
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:57,320
played there before I don't know if I'm going there but it sounds like some third-world

739
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:02,720
country shit you know Sri Lanka right yeah but I'm yeah I'm not a good spot

740
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:09,200
some nice gigs there okay they got a snake charmer if you want to be a snake

741
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:13,120
charmer that's a check out quanta no Bay I heard it's actually really nice

742
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,480
around this time of year oh yeah yeah you should go see what it's like there if

743
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:21,120
you play like that would be a super fucking huge red flag what they sent if

744
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:27,360
the if the manager sends me an itinerary and I see Guantanamo Bay on the list of

745
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:33,640
fucking cities I'd be like tough thumbs up man Rikers Guantanamo but you're gonna

746
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:43,280
get passed around the passed around tour it's like how come I'm playing in all

747
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:53,720
these prisons that's all right though yeah how we doing on time we're doing

748
01:04:53,720 --> 01:05:01,280
overtime this is by the way tell my tell our listeners this is a Larry needles

749
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:04,080
custom-bong

750
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:18,560
catechronic Larry needles beautiful little piece listen to it this is the

751
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:24,320
bong air of the show yeah all right everybody I want to thank everybody for

752
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:28,080
tuning in we really appreciate it like follow subscribe tell your friends tell

753
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:34,800
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754
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:41,640
also though tell your friends that's the most most important part because that

755
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:48,720
will expand our shit yeah we're closing in a thousand things so yeah we're

756
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:55,520
trying to get a thousand downloads in our first little era here and if we don't

757
01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:01,800
get them I need a little Larry with them well no that's not needless gonna get

758
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:08,360
punched in the balls by the MMA fighter chick man it's gonna be brutal but I

759
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:13,880
gotta wear a cop I just can't have I just they just can't rod on me I mean

760
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:21,440
there's no way and I don't want them sneaking underneath either well man

761
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:26,280
I was a wrench in it man well no it doesn't are you gonna get your nuts

762
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:30,320
wrecked now I'll know okay then I get the one that likes that weird shit I don't

763
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:34,040
know where did you come to this conclusion that I like my nuts jabbed

764
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:37,680
around figure you're the guy that brought up the story in the first my sack

765
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:45,520
used as a punching bag punching sack yeah okay thank you everybody for tuning

766
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:52,080
in we appreciate it have a great night real fucking creep Larry huh making me

767
01:06:52,080 --> 01:07:03,160
look like a real fucking creep I I'm not I'm not so I didn't why do I okay

768
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:08,640
language on my my broadcasting career they'll say when did you come out of the

769
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:14,520
closet is everyone knowing you're a total creep yeah I came out ass first

770
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:21,480
that's when they knew you were told green yeah that's it was serious all right

771
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:27,120
thank you and have a great night I'm Larry I'm needles that was the Leary

772
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:45,280
Needle show peace out