1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show. 2 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:25,320 All right, here we are welcome to the Larry and Needle show man. I'm Larry and I'm Needle 3 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:30,560 Larry is a disheveled fucking form of himself right now 4 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:35,720 He is wearing a white linen shirt and it has eight buttons straight up my 5 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:40,600 Only the middle one is showing and his belly button is just straight out 6 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,560 So now I get to stare at Larry's belly button the whole you know 7 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:49,080 You're hot you're hot. I don't know about that man. I could put my thumb in that bitch 8 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:57,440 I mean you're living fucking the salt life right now. Yeah, dude, you know 9 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,640 You look like a fucking Puerto Rican captain on a fucking fishing boat 10 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,400 You know how I'm with that you couldn't be 11 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,960 Couldn't be loving it more the summer here. It's really been nice 12 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,640 Look at our Iranian desert Camelard 13 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:20,040 That tan is not good. Oh man, this is dope. No, it's not it's called skin cancer. Ah 14 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:25,200 Do you use anything? No exactly? So what do you think's gonna happen? 15 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:29,600 Well, you know nothing. I mean well, hopefully I get to hit I get the pool 16 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:35,440 I don't think anything's gonna happen cuz I think the skin cancer is you think melanoma was a joke 17 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,240 Yeah 18 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:42,080 It's hilarious, you're the one who said it 19 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,320 Tell those to the melanoma people 20 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:52,880 No, there's a thing you get you get all the skin cancer and shit from slather and all those chemicals on there from all the sunscreen 21 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,440 It's unnecessary. Dude, you have not opened your eyes 22 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,880 I am so fucking stone 23 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:08,160 I mean you are nodding out from being today we're gonna have the bongford files 24 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,200 Is it the bongford file? Jim bongford 25 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:17,360 That's your name. Yeah, I know that's your name for the whole episode. Should I call you Jim bongford? 26 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,480 No, you don't have to do that. I like that's funny though 27 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:27,800 I'll say normally we have a bunch of fucking giant joints and I'm out of weed and I got like a roach motel 28 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:34,240 Yeah, I got about three cigar boxes filled with roaches of all and he's not lying different types and today 29 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,240 I just been smoking them and 30 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:42,740 Through the bong and all I am I fucking all I see is you going under a crime scene and you're smoking a bong and they're like 31 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,880 Jim bongford 32 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,000 Just ripping bongs so yeah, so 33 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Occasionally man 34 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Jim bongford 35 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:06,440 But that's all right though because now I have to carry the podcast well fucking Jim bongford costs for another three minutes 36 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,600 No, I'll be okay. I hope so man because you got a fucking 37 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,040 How about that nugget rap in all bitch? How about you pass me the bong? Yeah 38 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:19,000 I think it's kind of ironic that that 39 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:25,760 Loudmouth blue haired fucking USA 8 and fucking cause this again 40 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:33,280 She's this old lady that looks like a man that's the soccer player for the women's 41 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,960 Oh the one with the fucking she is the hair man 42 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Yeah, yeah, okay 43 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:46,560 Listen man first of all she fucking she missed a shot your son could have made easily so didn't death. Yeah easily 44 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,240 I've seen your kid play. I know he could have made the shot 45 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:55,400 By the way, Needle's kid is like eight years old nine years old nine 46 00:03:55,640 --> 00:04:01,040 But at the time he made the shot that he could have made he was eight 47 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:08,480 This fucking lady. She's she's supposed to be a professional. Well, okay, so you want to know I might even been able to do 48 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:14,080 Want to know my problem with them is they didn't sing the national anthem when they played it. That's my problem 49 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:19,080 Yeah, well, that's what that's kind of you know what they get. She's the only one 50 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:26,840 She's the only person that's so unlikable that she can make make righties. She's a cancer for not the USA 51 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:32,520 She's a cancer to the team. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that's what she does. She fucking makes everybody follow her first of all 52 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:39,760 Do they get paid by taxpayer money? No, no, no, they get paid by revenue that they generate. Yeah, okay 53 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:47,340 But so she also cried for equal pay than the men's league, but there's only like 300 fans and the other thing is 54 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,440 She now that she's on her way out 55 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:55,120 It says oh, yeah, yeah, it's cool to have men play 56 00:04:56,320 --> 00:05:03,640 In women's soccer. Yes. Yes. So could you imagine if a fucking Leah Thomas, you know, this man 57 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:09,000 I don't have to imagine just gave me an example. They'd be kicking their ass, but you just gave me an example 58 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:14,480 Can you imagine? No, I can't so they never come to fruition. Yeah, they'd never they you know 59 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:21,680 Do you really need for women on the team? Okay, so now how come there's no fucking men that were women going on men's shit? 60 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,520 Exactly because it wouldn't even be they wouldn't even make the team 61 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:32,480 Listen, you want to you want these guys to compete against women. That's fine. Okay, but here's the deal 62 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:38,360 It's gonna be like Barry bonds or anybody that's been on juice or anything. Yeah, like okay 63 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,360 So all of a sudden guess what Larry? I'm a chick 64 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:44,680 Yeah, I'm gonna go into the women's bathroom. You know what if I told you that you'd be like you're a pervert 65 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,920 Yeah, like you're not doing it for any good reason all of a sudden you turn into a man 66 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,080 Yeah, I mean a woman I mean sorry. Yeah, well on the very last fucking tour 67 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:59,800 I did around the United States and you know the men's bathroom is always horrible and you need to take a shit 68 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,480 You're on the road 69 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:06,240 I would always go in the women's and people would once in a while say something to me and my old answer was 70 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:10,960 Hey, man, I fucking live here, but my new answer is oh, oh 71 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,800 I 72 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,800 Identify as half a skirt. Yeah, cuz you know 73 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:21,320 You would rather take a shit in the women's bathroom or the men's you don't even have to 74 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:27,660 Look in there to know I'd rather go to a gas station or out in the woods. Yeah, because the place you're describing sounds horrible 75 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:33,200 Well, you know just any regular average dive along the way that you well, I don't want to shit in any bar 76 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,960 Yeah, but when you're on the road you end up having to well, yes 77 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,920 I mean, I know that I've been on the road traveling. Yeah, only obviously 78 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:48,880 Stations, yeah, I mean you're gonna go where you go sometimes. They're not exactly the most comfortable places 79 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:55,480 Listen, and that's funny because you want to know why I shit in a fucking orange box in the middle of a parking lot next to North Avenue 80 00:06:55,480 --> 00:07:01,720 Yeah, you know, so I mean it's like third-world country shit and I shouldn't a gas station 81 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:06,360 I'm talking about porta potty. No, I know, but I shouldn't get station in 82 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,200 Argentina 83 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,280 Outside the Rolling Stones concert where everyone was drinking 84 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,920 And they would arrest you if you went to the bathroom in the street till the line was 85 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:21,800 Unbelievable and the guy and all I needed to do was really pissed really bad at that point 86 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:26,720 Yeah, you were all gacked out the guy and you know, fucking took a shit right before 87 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:32,640 And I look at Russ and I'm like fuck dude. He's like, you know, what are you gonna do? 88 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:37,360 Yeah, you gotta go you gotta go you just said that and it was brutal, but yeah, yeah 89 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,360 I mean, especially in a third-world country 90 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,160 Yeah 91 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:48,080 Third-world country third-world bathroom, but not the worst one I've ever seen. No, but it was pretty bad 92 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,120 Yeah, I mean I've seen you know listen 93 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,160 I don't want to do potty talk right now 94 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:58,960 But we've all seen bad I've seen bad ones at concerts, you know four days and a show and nothing 95 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:03,840 It's changed out nobody doing any any of their job that they're supposed to be doing well 96 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,800 I don't have to worry. I'm not eating, you know, I mean 97 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:09,040 American way. Yeah, right. So I'm good for four days 98 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,520 Everybody else that's out there like savages. Yeah 99 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,800 when I was in California once there was this 100 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Long line at this concert I was at for like three days outdoors and it was this long long line of porta-potties 101 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:30,080 Well, you could see by the path the ones that got used the most and everyone was so lazy 102 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:35,240 They wouldn't go to them that they wouldn't go to the fire one and I went to that one every time and it was like 103 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,680 Literally my own 104 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,720 He went in there. Yeah, man. It was beautiful 105 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:46,220 And I get in there in the morning and shit and get my shit together before everybody, you know 106 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:53,360 Notice that I was even noticed that there's one down there. I mean, that's how lazy these me tell you man 107 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:59,200 When the fucking porta-pottie guy comes on site and he cleans that thing whoo, I hope I'm the first one in there 108 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,440 Mm-hmm because there's 30 of us out there right now 109 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:09,400 There's a lot. Let me tell you some people stand. There's only one of them. Yeah. Yeah, okay 110 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:17,100 And there's multiple trades out there. You got tinknockers bricklayers the electricians the sewer guys the fucking iron guys 111 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:22,800 One union is leaving for the week or whatever and they say well shit all over this 112 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,600 Inside of this place no 113 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,960 But no, but you know what they do the Hispanics or the Mexicans they stand 114 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:38,240 Above on the porta-pot and the thing they don't put their ass to it and they shit all over the place and it just ruins it. Yeah 115 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,920 That's kind of what I was talking about kind of but he didn't do it on purpose 116 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,440 You know 117 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,080 fucking 118 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,480 I mean your fucking upper deck and a fucking porta-pot 119 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:57,080 That's not cool at all. Plus it's like 120 degrees in that bitch 120 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:03,020 It's always funny shit in the urinal, huh? It's always funny when I've never seen that me either 121 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:09,120 I know I've never ever seen that I've seen some nasty stuff in the urinal, but nothing like that 122 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:17,320 I don't know how we got on the potty talk though, man. It's crazy that fucking did that Ecuadorian dude fucking got killed in that fucking nuts 123 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:22,360 Yeah, if the cartel don't like you they don't like you know, I mean 124 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:28,600 They got their own shit going on down there like we like our country. We think our country is horrible like 125 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:36,680 Well, you know what our guys are also allegedly probably paid off by the cartel too. Well, I mean, yes, they are you know 126 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:43,080 Don't think that they're not collecting money. Well, you know, I mean come on. Listen. This has been going on for fucking decades 127 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:51,080 You know the fucking government. I mean alley north the Iran contra you always got to grease some palms to get what you want 128 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,160 Never trust a motherfucker named Ali. Why is that? 129 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,160 You're just spewing hate 130 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,660 There is like the German's loss with the Nazis one 131 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 One needle's heart 132 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:16,760 They went over needles hard. Um, but yeah, isn't it these fucking literally this dude was 133 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:21,520 He was like a reporter and you like reported on the cartels all the shit man 134 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,320 They shot him three times in the fucking head. It's on video too 135 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,920 Nice 136 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:31,760 This guy was trying to make the country better and they just took him out, of course, that's what they do man 137 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:36,280 That's a thing good and evil just like you know, he's always gonna win, right? 138 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,720 Just like right now these guys are locking up Trump with all this fucking court shit 139 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:44,280 He's not locked up. He's just under a fucking. Oh, yeah, but they're locking them up 140 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:49,520 You know, he can't mobilize and do his thing properly. That's fucking he doesn't need them 141 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:53,200 They can kill them or you know, they're basically gonna put them in jail 142 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:59,840 It's like putting their political opponents in jail just like they did in Russia and China and fucking every country 143 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,160 Yeah, but we're not going to do that supposedly. What do you mean? 144 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:11,480 That's not how we run. I mean, this is the first time that this has ever happened. Yeah. Yeah, I mean another a president 145 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:18,160 Has attacked another or our country attacked this is the first time they're rubbing our faces in the communism that is 146 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:23,480 It's I mean their agenda is it's it's their agenda is very minuscule 147 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,720 And it's really easy to concentrate on and see like there's not 148 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:32,000 They're not smart people. No, I don't know what that's more 149 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,520 The way that they go about and do their things they're nefarious things 150 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:42,920 Yeah, but here's because they they just keep getting caught now and it's catching up with them right now 151 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,640 Who who's getting caught? 152 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:49,080 Biden and fucking you know, he's the president. I know but it's like okay 153 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:54,880 Do you think whoever the next president? Okay, listen, he's getting caught taking money from China and from Russia. He got caught from 154 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,560 It's all over the fucking okay, so it's all over the place, but has he been charged? 155 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:05,160 No, that's the thing he won't be charged because he's the president but he's putting away 156 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:11,480 Locking up Trump for basically nothing. He's not doing anything. This guy doesn't fuck this guy fucking 157 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:18,240 We read the article about him trying to do it. Did you see the other day when he shook the Secret Service agents hand instead of the other guy? 158 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:25,960 Yeah, this guy is a buffoon and we all know this like if you have half a fucking brain when you look at what's going on 159 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:29,760 Who's running our country right now? You're like this is not good 160 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:34,360 No, no, and I'm not you know, listen, I'm not a political person 161 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:40,560 It's but it's just this is this guy's falling down bumping into shit since he's been president 162 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,840 He's fell down like 20 fucking times. I mean 163 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,000 Like we always say fall down again, man 164 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,600 Well, we won't get fooled again. Hopefully 165 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,880 Yeah, right the new boss. Yeah, I mean the old boss 166 00:13:55,440 --> 00:14:02,040 But that's what it always is everybody's a pundit everybody's a fucking wag listen Trump was a good president 167 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:08,600 But he still had he's a human being like everybody thinks that we put this president into place and they're gonna change everything 168 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:14,840 Like no, they have the same agenda as everybody else does make money fuck everyone and 169 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:19,560 Then get out in four to eight years and go retire with the Secret Service 170 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:24,440 I don't think that Trump was on the fuck everyone plan. You don't think so. No, man 171 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,920 Their motherfucker was down for the country for who? 172 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:31,440 He was down for the country and I'm not gonna debate if Trump was good or bad 173 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:36,720 Yeah, I'm just saying as a fucking, you know as a person looking in he had a lot of flaws 174 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,720 Sure, he was human man nobody's perfect 175 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:47,640 But at least he loved the country didn't sell out to China and Russia and Ukraine and everybody else like Biden and everybody else does 176 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:52,680 Yeah, so I mean when you put these people into power obviously other venues open 177 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:57,240 And if you're a fucking slick willy then you're a slick will he's taking money from everybody 178 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:02,840 Hey, and Trump didn't do that and dude gas just came up 450 again a gallon 179 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,240 Yeah 180 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,360 Crazy 181 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:10,280 450 and they don't talk about it because they distract you with some cocaine from Hunter and some other bullshit 182 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:18,160 Some laptop shit and then some fucking aliens and then motherfucking Ukraine and then fucking oh man 183 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:23,480 You know what this really breaks my heart man. I was watching these videos about Philly in Kensington 184 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,400 It looks like a third world country if you if you blacked out 185 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,160 like 186 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,160 Shit no 187 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,480 Isn't in Boston or Philly Philly 188 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,040 Liberty bow mother fucker 189 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,040 So you can see that you're in a third world country. Well, no, I'm just talking about the 190 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:52,320 How big is the you know big the Liberty Bell is smaller than verges? Yeah, I know way smaller than verges 191 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,720 Um, okay, it's that bongers it's done 192 00:15:55,040 --> 00:16:01,280 No, motherfucker. Is it done or no, it's got it's good. Okay, well, I don't think so. It looks cash 193 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:05,040 Take a look at just take a fucking so then fucking know what do you call it? 194 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,880 um 195 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:13,120 So rip to the presidential candidate in Ecuador, I mean this guy got fucking taken out man 196 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:19,760 Three shots of the head which is still crazy in this day and age. You think that a country like that would be able to keep up with 197 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,760 What's going on? 198 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:27,040 Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you at all. How would they be keeping up? 199 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:34,240 First of all people in those countries have no rights and they can run rampant over human human 200 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:40,640 Humanitarian exactly so they can't do anything if they kill the other opponent that everybody probably likes 201 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,400 I mean, you don't think they have plants and it's great. You know what they have 202 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:49,120 I mean, obviously not for this one, but man, he got fucking smoke right in the head 203 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,880 Imagine that to the fucking the president of the United States. Oh my god. We'd be 204 00:16:55,520 --> 00:17:01,360 Terminal right now. Don't huh three caps. I don't think you know. I mean you wouldn't be able to JFK him 205 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,680 but 206 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:08,080 I think nowadays fucking I don't know if why I mean 207 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,560 Yeah, okay, so get back to Philly. It is 208 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:16,880 utter despair there. It really is man. Like, uh, they could be a black lady 209 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,960 Is that your whole thing? You're right sugar 210 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:29,280 Larry's gotten into his stoneness of black woman face and he's actually buttoning another button right now 211 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,840 I'll need you looking at my shit, junior 212 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,000 Um, yeah, there's just cash. What the fuck dude, man 213 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,240 Don't be whacking that thing over there. We got this rubber one right here. Are you fool? 214 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,280 What if fucking stew not? 215 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,160 Give me that thing, man 216 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,360 But it looks like a fucking third world country people are like man 217 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:52,640 They had these open wounds and like they were just like walking people are dying every other block 218 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:59,040 There's literally people I've seen some films from the third world culture later and the guy had the same fucking sandals as you 219 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:05,600 Thank you. These are slides. They're not sandals. Whatever the fuck they are. Okay, and we had the same plastic shoes. Was he dying? 220 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,400 No, dude, I was as high as fuck 221 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:14,720 I'm kidding, man. Oh man. You are you're in a comedy thing on your third world shoes. That's all 222 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,840 I saw this one picture of this guy though from a third world country black fellow 223 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:25,600 And he had one slide on like you had and the other foot was a croc and he 224 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,400 Was as happy as could fucking be 225 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,920 Cause he has two completely different shoes 226 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,960 You have to fucking run around in the dirt no more 227 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,680 Everyone else was barefoot 228 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:42,480 You think? I mean we're to now imagine the people he had to kill to get two different shoes 229 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:51,280 First of all, they were so it was him and his partner they killed them and then they got one shoe each and they killed another one 230 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:56,560 He was better than a dress shoe. That would be funny 231 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,560 But a croc is more fitting for the the fucking desert 232 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,640 Africa, yeah, Africa 233 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:07,920 Fucking not. My grandfather when he was a kid they lived in arkansas for a while 234 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,840 You know from like a grade or two and he you know coming from chicago 235 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,480 He hated it and fucking 236 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:20,320 He said that nobody had shoes in the whole school not even the teachers where he went to school 237 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,320 Really? He was the only fucking person 238 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,800 With shoes in the whole fucking area. Oh, man. He probably got his ass kicked a lot 239 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,280 No, I don't know 240 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,800 He probably ran faster. I don't know. He probably run faster with your bare feet, right? 241 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:38,880 They would he would had to walk around the mountain and and they would fucking climb over the mountain like he'll 242 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:44,160 Like a hill full go. No like a hill goat like a fucking goat because they were fucking 243 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,960 Bread to do that. That was their thing. So they did for fun. They climbed the mountain 244 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:54,480 Barefoot the bottoms of their feet were both ways up and down and down. Yeah 245 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,880 And then now we have usually every time they climbed up they would climb down 246 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,840 No, we have kids stuck on fucking the tic-tac fucking 247 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:06,080 Core, uh, what do you call it comas? Yeah, they can't even walk on the grass 248 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,920 Yeah, but you know like I look at the fucking internet. I'm not fucking 249 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:15,120 Shout out to you motherfuckers walking up a mountain barefoot in arkansas, man 250 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:20,960 I know you're not listening to our shit, but we love you man. That's some real dope shit 251 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:29,280 Barefoot mountain climbers. You're a bad motherfucker. Yeah, man those barefoot children man. They are probably fucking 252 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,320 Farrell. Yeah, dude. I'm just gonna say hard 253 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,760 This big cookie got one fucking uh, what do you call it? 254 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,560 one uh 255 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,400 Overall strap on all dirty and shit just ready to fucking attack 256 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:47,360 You need rabies shots after your baby sit them if you surround two of them. If you ain't going home 257 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,080 They will take you out 258 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:55,120 Yeah, well, you know, they gang up on you. That's what I'm saying. They're little but they're fast 259 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,520 They bite a lot 260 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,680 And they're hill rods. They probably got a couple teeth 261 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,680 But the ones they have are sharp. Yeah, they file them down 262 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,400 Just like fangs little kid fangs 263 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,120 We've been drinking mountain dew since you were four 264 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:15,760 Four are you kidding me? Yeah, that's when they started mixing with whiskey. They just put a nipple on it 265 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,560 Exactly give them the bottle you've been drinking mountain dew since you were born 266 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,840 Shit this stuff's supposed to fucking caught Mickey's 267 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,680 Mountain dew pumped out of his mom's tits 268 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:35,840 Some of them parts I heard probably was meth before mountain dew, but I mean a combination of mountain dew and meth 269 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,840 methadu 270 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,920 That's what you need down there. Well, that's what they probably already have 271 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:50,400 What's that methadu sure are you kidding? No, I think it's just a sharp crank. Yeah, it's a local bar 272 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,760 I mean, listen mix and pop and fucking meth. Whoo 273 00:21:54,560 --> 00:22:00,160 You really are fucking what's the other thing that they make man with the with the juice? 274 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,560 It's called like scissor 275 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,120 Yeah, yeah, what's the other names for it? 276 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,160 Promethazole, promethazole, promethazine 277 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,560 What's the other name for it? Lean? 278 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,280 Yeah 279 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:20,800 I'm hip. I know all the time. I know you do that's why I couldn't think of it and I knew you would know it 280 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:28,960 Allegedly and that was somebody else's voice. It was lean motherfucker 281 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:38,400 I'll tune up on that shit that shit, you know what though the funny thing is those guys would be doing it and then they come off and they got huge habits 282 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,320 Like habits was doing that. Yeah, it's got codeine in it 283 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,320 So that gets you hooked and shit. Yeah, it's a fucking opiate 284 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:52,160 You didn't see isn't it funny you didn't know that well. I just thought it was cough syrup and yeah exactly 285 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,720 But this is it's got fucking codeine in it. So you get hooked on the codeine 286 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,720 Which you know what I mean 287 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:08,800 Shout out to the black people doing codeine because lean baby. Yeah, we've just been doing it straight 288 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,760 Well, when we would be on tour back in the early early like in the 90s 289 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,360 We would fucking 290 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:20,480 Because we would get searched for weed and drugs all the time and we would drink a lot of cough syrup 291 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,040 Just like what robotousin? Yeah 292 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,800 We would get robo out. Yeah, sometimes I would put it through the process 293 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:32,880 But usually just drink four or five bottles of that shit. Really? Yeah, even I never did that 294 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,840 Well, why? 295 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,840 I know they call it robo tripping 296 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:43,600 Yeah, I don't know because we would be driving from one place to the next and you know, but what was it like? 297 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:48,080 What kind of drug experiences? I was so long ago. I didn't even remember man 298 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,440 Is it like lsd? 299 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,440 So many things. No, it ain't that good 300 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,160 No tripping and I know that uh fucking 301 00:23:54,880 --> 00:24:01,200 Shout out Grant showed me this thing with like the lighter fluid and you mix it and then it would separate 302 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:06,320 We didn't go through all that dude. And that was like true like robo. It was like it 303 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,360 compressed all this shit down 304 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,320 Took everything out of there that didn't get the fucks up because that's why you need lighter fluid 305 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:20,080 Because lighter fluid takes all the impurities because you ingest it and you had to cut the 306 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,440 Plastic bag just in a little sliver in the corner 307 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:28,000 So you can get out the good shit without getting the poison lighter fluid would fucking 308 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,360 Do you above it? 309 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:34,160 Separate it. Yes, it would push it down, but you couldn't get one drip of lighter fluid in there 310 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,280 No, and then you rank it 311 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,840 I never did that violently throw up 312 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,440 And then you're higher than a motherfucker like ayahuasca 313 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:44,800 Yeah 314 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,680 But if you put it if you put it through all that 315 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,200 That shit with the bags man, that sounds way too much. I can go buy other drugs 316 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:55,680 Remember that kid had bags nailed to his wall and shit. Oh, yeah 317 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:01,760 They were sitting there. Yeah, I forgot that the cork had to put him in a couple different then drain it into another bag 318 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,320 And separate it anymore. Completely forgot about that they didn't filter it. Yeah 319 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,840 And he just had him like nailed to his walls and in his house 320 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,240 And this bad dude is like robo. Yeah 321 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:19,760 What are you retard? It was really a big process to do it properly. I guess 322 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:25,920 Yeah, but you could also he was a smoker you could start a fire in like two seconds with all that fucking lighter fluid everywhere 323 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,160 I mean, if you have to use any if you use lighter fluid to separate any drug 324 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,400 Or wasn't using paint thinner 325 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,080 Who knows something like that? 326 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,400 Paint thinner is even worse. Yeah, I don't know man. Listen 327 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,360 I've never had I just been able to buy drugs. I know I always knew where to buy drugs 328 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,360 Fucked up man. You think? Oh my god. I can't remember too much of that 329 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:50,800 But I remember the bags hanging up on his face. I remember to look on his face after he did it how fucked up 330 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,600 He looked and I was just like holy fuck. I'm never doing that 331 00:25:55,520 --> 00:26:03,440 The only thing I'm never gonna do is buy whatever this guy's doing. Mainly here's the main reason was because of the violent 332 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:10,240 Throwing up before you get to this high and I asked him. Yeah, because you gotta fucking purge yourself 333 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:15,600 I throw up every time and he's like, oh, yeah. Oh, sounds great, dude. Yeah, so I was just like, no, I'm out 334 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,480 It's how you get throat cancer. I'm done with that one 335 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:25,280 I'm did you even do it? No, no, I'm not you're like, no, I'm not even gonna partake in this. Yeah, I'm don't even contemplating that 336 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,880 Yeah, there's no fucking reason for me to be putting this in my body. Let me tell you 337 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,680 I'm like a fucking dumpster behind an indian diner with a bunch of baby 338 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:39,680 Yeah, a condomster. Only on the only on the backside only on weekends 339 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:47,440 I get emptied before the weekend. They empty them on Monday. It's a lot of come boy 340 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:52,960 Jim Bonford here coming over the Bonford files 341 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,840 Is that thing gonna roll or what? Here we go, bro. So 342 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:04,240 I know we keep on leaving Kensington, but it's crazy how the fuck like nobody cares about these people 343 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,440 I mean, I'm sure nobody really fucking cares because it doesn't have anything to do with them 344 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,160 Can I see the fucking because it doesn't get in the throat doesn't help them get elected 345 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:19,120 Throw all of addiction right now. Those are those people that are all fucked up. Don't vote 346 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 in all the people that are 347 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,520 Watching all this shit that our regular people 348 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,800 are so fucking brainwashed that they're gonna continue 349 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,360 voting for the same shit 350 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,080 Because they're fucking insane 351 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,600 Who's insane? 352 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:42,000 The people who keep voting for the same fucking people for office over and over 353 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:47,120 And then, you know, they don't like seeing the junkies and all this shit everywhere 354 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:52,080 Well, San Francisco just started telling people not to go to work. They wanted to work from home 355 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,720 That's how bad it is that 356 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,960 People that have jobs can't go downtown because people that don't have jobs 357 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,040 That's how that's their answer to the crime rate. It sounds like a utopia. Doesn't it? 358 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,480 Here's how we're gonna get the crime rate down. Everybody who's not a criminal 359 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,760 Stay off the street. Well, that's pretty fucked 360 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,040 It's like the purge, but then at the same time 361 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,160 What happens the real estate now 362 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,680 If people can work 363 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:23,280 Well, if people can work remotely, everybody can sell their buildings and get the fuck out. That's the end game 364 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,280 But it's gonna be worse shit 365 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:32,720 Yeah, but and then it's gonna turn into big corporations are gonna buy it all and then they're gonna fucking own everything 366 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:38,960 And we're gonna be fucking but the corporations own everything about when you go see a concert. It's not run by a corporation 367 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,640 I know but now it's really they're gonna now they're gonna own everything 368 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,640 Everything you do in your life 369 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:49,840 Everything you do in your life is owned by a corporation 370 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:58,160 I mean even the fucking our podcasting fucking provider. Yeah, Tom's free clinic. No, that's our sponsor not our provider 371 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,840 But Tom he hasn't gone corporate yet. Let me tell you he provides me with service 372 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:09,360 I'm not even getting into this right now because we were just talking about something else and you completely distracted me with 373 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:15,120 Tom's it's not the time we're talking about corporations and shit. Yeah, the provider's a corporation 374 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,440 If you need me to get you back on track, I know I 375 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,360 You son of a bitch 376 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,960 It's gonna turn into fucking Thunderdome 377 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:32,000 Down in San Francisco. It really is already. I mean, they're cracking up 378 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,760 It really is the main spot 379 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:39,760 They say that is the worst that is ground zero is the tenderloin district district and 380 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,600 Ground fucking zero 381 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,240 Well, now you're seeing in the fucking because I read the news and 382 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,960 I don't know because thank god for uh, what do you call it iPhones? 383 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:54,320 Because I can read multiple newspapers and I have an algorithm and whatever so I can read all this shit 384 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,640 But uh, that they're cracking down now and they're trying to get the dealers out 385 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:03,520 But at the same time, it's like they don't want to prosecute them to the fullest extent of law 386 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:09,840 Like they still arrest them, but now they get a soft DA or they get a fucking soft prosecutor 387 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,760 well 388 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,760 and those west coast 389 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,760 states 390 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,800 Oregon, Washington, you know, Seattle, Portland 391 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:25,120 California, San Francisco and shit LA. Yeah, go keep on naming them. They only fucking 392 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:34,080 Only what? 65 percent of the arrests they let them go man. I don't know about that number. You're talking multiple states 393 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:40,320 I'm talking about those cities with these crooked DA's man. Yeah, and I'm you just named multiple states 394 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,320 That's what I just said. You're talking about multiple states 395 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,320 Yeah, man 396 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,680 That's it 397 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,400 I thought you were questioning me 398 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:56,160 to the Larry zone 399 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,920 Man that one fucking that one got you by the boo boo 400 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:13,360 I can't fucking breathe y'all. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Calm down. We don't want no racist things that against us 401 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:18,240 What did I say? Oh, I can't breathe 402 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,360 Next thing you know, I should probably get our numbers up though, so 403 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,040 George Floyd probably didn't even really happen allegedly. That's what I think 404 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,280 I mean, this is an opinion show, right? My opinion is I don't even think that was real 405 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:38,320 This is kind of whatever we want to do like we have no fucking boundaries. I don't think that really happens 406 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,680 What did George Floyd? Okay. Well, we're gonna talk about this now 407 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:48,720 You know, there's a lot of things that point to bullshit. Okay. Well, you just can't say that and then not say the things 408 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:55,680 Like the like he didn't even die probably. Okay. Now you just said probably after that 409 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:02,960 I mean, you really do you have any evidence for this? He probably I mean, dude, you're on like eight balling hits, dude 410 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,960 There was a don't tell me there was like a half a body or something. No, there was a 411 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,960 A 412 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,960 Dummy a shop that made 413 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,520 Yeah, like a body half a dummy. That's what I just said a whole dummy though the whole 414 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:23,200 You're a whole dummy. That's what's going on here. Don't cough right at me, dude. What the fuck? 415 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,560 I don't want to cough in my mic motherfucker. It's expensive. You got two ways Larry 416 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:34,160 What am I okay? Anyways, let's get back to this fucking theory that you know, so that was a rubber doll 417 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,840 What was a rubber doll ambulance and shit? Okay? 418 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,280 They switched them out at some time or another 419 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,320 They switched who out George Floyd man. Okay, so but when did you okay? So it's Floyd 420 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,480 So you're gonna tell me the wait a second the video of him coming out of the store is real 421 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:56,640 Right. Yeah, okay because you can't weekend at Bernie's a big dude like that and make it look real 422 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:03,600 No, they waited until he was down. Okay, so now a car is blocking him and then they did some kind of switcher room 423 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,240 Larry, I mean it's fucking these guys aren't David Copperfield 424 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:14,160 I mean, what do you mean a switcher room a Kansas City shuffle is that what they pulled? 425 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:20,880 Yeah, and you know they pulled the Kansas City shuffle on them. Okay, so but who came up and got the body though 426 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,360 When did it change? 427 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:28,640 What time is the man they put him in the ambulance? Okay, so you think that was still him? 428 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:34,400 They didn't take him to the hospital. Okay. I don't know too much about this. So they didn't take him to the hospital 429 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,440 They brought him a few blocks away and worked on him again 430 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:44,080 Okay, and well, they probably fucking whisked him off somewhere to wherever he was going and like Cuba 431 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:51,760 Yeah, who knows because there's a thing. Why would they overreact and go crazy over a fucking counterfeit 20? 432 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,760 Who gives a fuck listen man? 433 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,920 They're acting like you know, I'm gonna it's more, you know what, you know, we have like product placing. It's racism placing 434 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:05,760 Yeah, that's why I'm looking at the Alabama boat thing, which I'm not saying I'm not having an opinion on that 435 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:10,400 I'm just saying that I don't know anything about it. But tell me one snippet and I'll have okay 436 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,440 So supposedly this white guy 437 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,240 These white people didn't want to give up a spot 438 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:21,520 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love doing the black. I don't know anything about it. Okay the 439 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:27,520 Black guy is wearing a hat, you know and the fight starts and he goes like this. Listen, you're part of the problem Larry 440 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:33,280 You shouldn't be reading that. It was funny. You shouldn't be looking at that man. Oh come on. You sound like you're 441 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:39,600 Selling no shirt. Nick tell me I should know I'm not being no you want to talk about conspiracy shit. That's a conspiracy 442 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,040 That's a fucking turning people against each other. I know but here's the funny 443 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,440 So the fuck you then you ass monkey 444 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,280 Whatever I didn't mean to say that I apologize. I love you Larry 445 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,680 He takes his hat and goes like this 446 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,720 And throws it before he fights. Who's the black guy that jumped that swam to the fight? 447 00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:00,640 None of those guys could fight. They all fought like a bunch of fucking pussies 448 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,920 But the black guy that swam to the fight now, you know, it's a conspiracy. Yeah, exactly 449 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,200 Are you sure he wasn't in blackface? 450 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,160 I don't know, maybe I'm in blackface. 451 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,440 Allegedly 452 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:21,280 He gets up and looks like Sven Guley. Are you sure you swam here motherfucker? 453 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,400 That's a long way to go my friend 454 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:31,760 But yeah, that was pretty funny and it wasn't racial though. They actually the guy said it wasn't racially based 455 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,760 We were fighting over the space 456 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,400 I know but they said that the white guy said the hand word 457 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:41,860 And now they just charged four of them in the fight and I'm not backing anybody like I said 458 00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:43,260 Did he really say the N word? 459 00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:46,160 That's what they said and that's what I'm saying that's what they said 460 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,600 I didn't watch the video at all I don't want to see that I've read snippets of fucking articles 461 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:57,600 and come up to my own fucking thing that this is not good for our country 462 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,600 It really isn't 463 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,800 Phones are just the worst thing people are fighting and now it's all about rap 464 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:08,440 We just said we got some phones a minute ago and I was gonna correct you and say they're horrible 465 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,760 I but I do say thank God because it gives me fucking weird shit like this 466 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,240 Yeah, but the phones are the worst yeah, and you know 467 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:19,720 That whole thing like that whole thing looked like a setup like a fake 468 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:24,920 Honeypot yeah, man a racist honey. That was a false. There you go, man 469 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:33,520 It was a false like in the black I said it wasn't racist. We were literally fighting over a spot. Okay. Well, I don't know man 470 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:39,560 I heard that someone I heard that I heard the word honky was I think it's I think it's fake news 471 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:45,400 What was that? I heard they were saying honky here in there. Does that really hurt you if somebody called you a honky? 472 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:51,080 I'll know I mean, oh my gosh people call me a lot worse. I mean we who could we call we don't know 473 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,960 When I was a kid man a lot of my friends dads did call me the n-word 474 00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:01,880 They stayed say what is this and doing in my house get him out of here and they kicked me out 475 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,120 Yeah 476 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:10,060 Okay, I mean I'll tell you you want me to call these people out. No, I don't you to call them out 477 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:16,120 I'm just wondering why their fathers are calling you with the n-word. I don't know because I guess I was in an n-word 478 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,760 No, I guess I wasn't white enough for them. I 479 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:25,520 Mean were you tan because you were very darkly summer. Yeah, you know what I mean like 480 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:32,120 Okay, but you don't talk. I'm confused. I was a nice boy man. I just think it was a different time and little boy 481 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,080 Yeah, it was the 70s man. Yeah, I don't think that they were it wasn't 482 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:43,360 That's I'm saying it's a lot better now than it ever was but they want to paint it to be this bad 483 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:50,320 A horrible fucking racist thing when the truth is nobody's racist. I don't know anybody who's racist myself 484 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:55,720 I fucking really don't know me. It's you want to go back a hundred years. That's what you're doing 485 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,280 You know what I mean like you're doing anybody could fucking say something bad 486 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:04,080 You know, and you know who's thought that is is Frank Marshall Davis Jr. and Big Mike 487 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:10,080 Big Mike is the only fucking one. Why don't you say what what people know them as? 488 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:17,640 People know who Big Mike is come on. You just can't say Michelle Michelle Obama is the only fun and 489 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:24,560 She was she's the only one under husband. Yeah, but she's the only one that could be the first lady 490 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:33,200 Black first lady. Yeah going on every talk show everybody praising her up and down and she still cries. I'm a victim 491 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:39,360 I'm a victim. I'll say I don't know why she did that, but she would do that. That's what you're going 492 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:44,720 Rachel Ray. She's going to fucking Rachel Ray. She's going. I mean, that's not really 493 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:50,840 She would go on every single morning show. That's some empty shit right there. Yeah. Oh, yeah 494 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:55,720 That's some MK. She would cry victim Rachel Ray and Michelle Obama those two 495 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,720 Yeah, you know 496 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:05,080 They fucking fed they fed Rachel Ray some shit through some casserole. Oh, she's smoking hot. Yeah 497 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:10,920 And then she well, she's still she got a lot still she's still bangers. Yeah, I like my fucking oatmeal lumpy 498 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:21,440 Rachel's alright, but you know what? I don't like Rachel's fucking attitude anymore. So why don't you go slap her? I would never slap her 499 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:28,480 Me and my wife used to fantasize about hanging around with Rachel Ray and thinking that we would have a real good time 500 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:33,560 Was it at the same time you guys would do this? Yeah, you would have like a you'd have a weird 501 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,560 three-way no 502 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:41,960 Like fantasy was there any sex involved? Oh, man. No, it was just her cooking for you. Yeah 503 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,560 We would be even weirder 504 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,820 We would be hanging out getting high and 505 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:52,280 She'd be cooking and stuff and be really cool to us, but you know, I know that that's not true man 506 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:57,240 She is a fucking a shill for the government. Yeah, man. Who isn't though? 507 00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,960 Some people are everything. Oh most are 508 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:07,360 Larry everything's a conspiracy. Well, not so much the conspiracy is everything's a lie. Well, I mean 509 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,200 everything 510 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,200 every single thing 511 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:18,960 Well, if it's I mean, what do you mean? Everything's a lie if it's on TV. Oh, well, it's fake 512 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,960 Yeah, where do you think TV started from? 513 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,680 Movies and shit, you know making up these 514 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,560 scenarios the same people that own Fox own 515 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,480 C CNN and so it's a media conglomerate 516 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:37,240 So what they do they fucking program one thing one way heavy heavily 517 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:43,820 Hey, Larry, and then they have the other thing programming for the other people to watch the other side to watch 518 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:50,080 Larry don't watch it. They're still giving I know I'm just saying here's what they're doing to the masses 519 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:56,040 And they're still watching something or another you go everybody's watch you go to sleep to that shit 520 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,440 And it's not of your own choice. No 521 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,560 And you're getting indoctrined with fucking 522 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,800 They are burning it into your head 523 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,200 Fall asleep fucking talking about Ukraine and no way 524 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:19,200 You know Larry the leaning left no more Bon Rock for dude, man. I used to 525 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,560 I used to be a gym bonkers 526 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:30,280 I used to be a real hard lefty man. I know you were I mean you couldn't get more left 527 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,600 Oh, you probably could I'll maybe a little bit but yeah, but I really you know 528 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:40,280 I was as fucking lefty and liberal as you could be and I don't know maybe it's just cuz I'm old 529 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,040 No, I'm fucking that's what happens though 530 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:48,000 Yeah, I think there has I don't know if it's I put up from making a farce here 531 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:55,040 But I think it's younger Democrat older Republican. Yeah, but I think a lot of it was I might have been brainwashed before I believe 532 00:41:55,800 --> 00:42:00,080 You're also heavily sedated on multitudes of drugs. I mean 533 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,840 Miss Vanessa I was on a multitude 534 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,560 Three different 535 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:17,960 When they said something on the news that it was true like this plane crashed and we can't find it now when they say 536 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:24,440 Shit like that. I know that they probably needed someone dead that was on the plane and the reason they can't find it 537 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,640 Is cuz they don't want you to hit yeah every time 538 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,680 Like they were just talking about the dude the presidential candidate not even the president 539 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,520 They just whacked his ass by the way 540 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:39,080 I would like to put out there that I am not suicidal in any way safer for 541 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,160 Okay 542 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:46,280 When it looks like they fucking me it looked like I killed myself you guys will know that that is 543 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:51,760 Is total bullshit and that they killed me okay, who's gonna kill you? I don't know they 544 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,120 And now you're making me paranoid 545 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,480 It's not cool 546 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,920 Just chilling over here and you're saying people are coming in 547 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,840 In the basement with you sucker. I mean, you know just no you don't know 548 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:12,280 If they you know how they make people look like they committed suicide that they want dead dude 549 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,280 You already look half dead right? 550 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,280 Yeah, we even open your eyes 551 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,040 Oh my god, that's all right though 552 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:27,360 So if somebody comes and kills you then what and they make it look like suicide, okay? 553 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,080 You'll know that that's a lie, you know, I know what that be. Yeah, I mean come on man good 554 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:38,240 You're having way too much conspiracy because you know some people they saying crazy stuff on the internet about the government 555 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,440 There's no reason they'd want to kill you 556 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:47,160 Yeah, and by the way if anyone does ever want to commit suicide out there, please don't do it 557 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,360 Now's a good time for our sponsor 558 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,600 bad fucking idea and 559 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,280 Tom's free clinic 560 00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:03,720 Recommend you know he'll help you exactly now six new suicide pods. He even has 561 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,880 He even has if you need excuses. He's got an alibi thing 562 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:18,000 Stop the alibi plan what for your wife talking about top three clinic when you go there to get something cleared up and then 563 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:23,920 You know like VD. Yeah, and he's yeah, and you're the vaguest motherfucker right now 564 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:32,040 He's even got a little book of alibis to choose from and people you know full numbers that you call and they go 565 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:36,600 Yeah, yeah, I was with them not Tuesday or whatever, you know, what are you talking? 566 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,040 You think about life talking about a second. So you okay see 567 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,280 We're talking about all the services that time 568 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:47,240 No, but you go to the places don't have you go to the clinic and then he gives you pills for your VD 569 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:51,240 But technically now your old ladies got VD and now it's just a vicious circle 570 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:56,920 So what you know do you know what you do Larry? No slip the medication in your wife's drink 571 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:04,840 Yeah, here you want to high balls? I had this girl. Yeah, we we passed back. Are we doing Tom's free clinic then? 572 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:12,120 Yeah, I wish I would have fucking known Tom Tom's free clinic back in the day to two two one seven seven eight two 573 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,620 That's Tom's free clinic Burwin, Illinois 574 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:24,960 Yeah, cuz you know you know it is when you're passing shit back and forth with your girlfriend and you never heal up 575 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:34,160 And it's going on and on and on. No, I don't know what that's like Larry. I had a girlfriend that we would pass shit back and forth. I had a girlfriend who gave me a chef's feedies 576 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:40,400 You know, no, I don't know because Tom's knows how to take care of shit like that. We're still back in town 577 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:46,760 Though he just ended it. Okay with my Paul's boutique like ending. They gave us an extra 578 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,200 Bonus to go a little longer on the advertising 579 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:57,040 Even giving him business. Yeah, yeah, like we said 15% off when you tell him that Larry and needle sent you 580 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:03,360 Even though most things are already free unless it's something very complicated 581 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,160 Never trust a guy with the thom name 582 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,320 Real shiesty motherfucker 583 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,640 He used to be an autumn 584 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,240 I thought he was a vet. He is a vet 585 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,280 He's a vet too, but he used to be 586 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,000 Big hands 587 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,520 Nothing worse than getting a prostate exam with by a man with big hands. He's got grease under his nails 588 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,600 Oh, I thought he was done being a mechanic. I know he still does on the side 589 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:41,600 Oh, man, it's a 590 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:47,360 It's a free clinic of that and a mechanic shop. Do they all share the same register? 591 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:54,960 No, they all have separate licenses. No the same register to pay with so there's like greasy handprints on the register 592 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,120 No, no, it's real professional 593 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:06,480 It doesn't sound like it you pay for the car shitting back you pay for the veteran area and free clinic shitting front 594 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:11,120 I don't like that the cats and humans mix and coexist in the same place 595 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:12,720 I mean, we sure all have our own 596 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,520 It's a little weird. Well, what do you mean you should say something 597 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:22,720 Tom's only hired the best people man. I'm not talking about the people. I'm talking about the layout 598 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:29,760 Hey, you know, they do what they do. It's not like Tom is back there working on cars. They only get in like if something really 599 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:37,200 Fucking complicated. They can't figure something out. He had blown tranny. Yeah, and we're not talking about transmission 600 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,880 He has a lot of blown trannies in there 601 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,440 A lot of in fact they got tranny Tuesday 602 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:54,720 They got everything front and back. I would say taco Tuesday and tranny Tuesday 603 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,080 If you're free or post up 604 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,160 Free taco examination 605 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,220 Cats are next merch at Tom's 606 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:15,220 Oh 607 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:25,540 Man so seriously today was a really crazy day and it's really been a good week because I jammed with my boys all week 608 00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:33,220 Because sugar baby summer guys in elgin fucking my boys here in this here area 609 00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:38,260 I want to say my tongue. I mean you might as well say because you just said everything close here 610 00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:42,740 Yeah, but that's fucking it's a big world, you know and uh 611 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:51,220 So in today man one of my buddies power washed my fence for me. We got high really stoned and 612 00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:57,860 And I'm still so fucking I want to say so much right now, but I don't know who's listening so I can't 613 00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:01,940 Yeah, you know, the bots are listening 614 00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:04,820 Huh, you know all of our 615 00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:12,180 Fans are listening our only fans girls. Oh Jesus here we go. Is this what you're going into already? 616 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:14,180 It's not even close to the end of the episode 617 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:19,220 You're wondering you're starting out chicks for sending you nudes and they're probably not even real. They're probably 618 00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:21,540 Yeah 619 00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:27,620 It's a robot wrecking your meat that fake women, you know, we're not gonna make me I got I'm looking at them 620 00:49:27,860 --> 00:49:29,860 My wife is right there 621 00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:34,100 Huh, my wife is right there. Jesus. What kind of freak is shit are you into? 622 00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:39,540 I'm not well, you know, I'm just looking at my laptop. It's not like I'm fucking beating off to it. I'm just 623 00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:42,100 Get yourself all ready 624 00:49:43,060 --> 00:49:45,060 Prime in the motor 625 00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:48,500 Give it a couple of chokes before daddy takes it out 626 00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:56,020 Exactly. Yeah, I know how you work Larry. I mean you were wearing a fucking robe earlier 627 00:49:57,540 --> 00:49:59,540 Jesus never trust a man with a robe 628 00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:03,940 Hey, you know when you got a fucking need like comfort. I don't like that 629 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:11,060 You know creeps me out. I don't want to be standing next to a guy in a robe ripping heaters. I don't like that at all 630 00:50:11,540 --> 00:50:13,540 Yeah, well 631 00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:15,540 Here's the thing I 632 00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:18,340 Had to do all this shit and I got to jump out of the pool 633 00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:23,660 I mean, it's like we're at some Colombian Coke party and then you take it off and I mean fucking 634 00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:25,660 I 635 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:34,540 Because I got to take out my swimming trunks right away because man, I'm fucking cold when I get out and I want to 636 00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:37,660 Have him be dry for the next time I put him on because 637 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:40,460 My wife's gonna be like 638 00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:44,620 Go go to Walgreens or something. Give me my fucking M&Ms. Yeah 639 00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:48,460 And so I'm gonna have to do all this shit. So I got to put a shirt on 640 00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:54,220 And then if I take my trunks off the bottom of the well to go in Walgreens, right the scooter 641 00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:59,580 Then you could dry it off. It doesn't dry out fast enough. Then my shirt's all wet and shit 642 00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:03,260 That's a white fucking white trash fucking hand dryer right there 643 00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:08,780 Just doing 40 down the side streets on your scooter all ripped on bongs 644 00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:11,260 I went and got a five gallon 645 00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:14,380 Take of gas on the scooter today 646 00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:19,100 Do you ever unbutton the shirt and just let it fly behind you like you have wings like you're an angel 647 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:21,740 Larry the angel on his scooter 648 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:27,020 The other thing is so if you notice the shirt is these high. Oh got cut. It's got a high cut out. Yes 649 00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:31,900 So that flies and wins it shows off your fucking and what's it called your love handles. Yeah 650 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,660 Is your love window 651 00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:42,300 Well, yeah, that's I don't trust a guy in a robe. That's all I'm saying 652 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:47,740 Well, you could trust me needles. No, I don't know about that. I mean, especially when you have a robot 653 00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:49,820 I don't know what you're just kind of what you guys are up to 654 00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:53,020 You know, there's a pineapple in the front. I'll never hurt you 655 00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:56,620 What's that? I'll never hurt you. No, you'll be gentle 656 00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:59,340 and like that Larry thanks 657 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,380 Don't break my heart 658 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:08,540 Which is very funny. I appreciate that. I had my bush cut into a pineapple shape. Did you see that in the front? 659 00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:14,220 No, that was gonna go with something else. That'd be funny. You just have a pineapple above your dong 660 00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:18,780 There's no need for that 661 00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:26,140 That would be very funny. I wonder if they have I wonder if that's like an art or something or they'd shave stuff into pubes 662 00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:30,460 We've got to be like you only got a murderous flag on a chair 663 00:52:32,140 --> 00:52:33,420 I don't know 664 00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:39,420 A pokemon all kinds of shit. Yeah Pikachu looking up at you. Yeah looking up 665 00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:42,380 That sounds very intriguing 666 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:45,100 I mean now you're into 3d pubare 667 00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:52,380 Which is very funny. My brother's into these 3d pictures man. He he does this uh photography 668 00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:56,300 Shout out nurse no shirt. Nick. Yeah where he takes two pictures 669 00:52:57,020 --> 00:53:00,140 At the distance of how far your eyes would be apart 670 00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:02,860 and then 671 00:53:02,860 --> 00:53:09,660 Of the same thing, you know what I mean? And then you look at him and you kind of cross your eyes a little until the pictures become one 672 00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:11,020 Yeah, it's like 673 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:17,740 And it is 3d as fuck man. It's really wild. I got some of them. I like oh that shit's doing it's crazy 674 00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:24,140 That's like some that's the government shit right there. It's getting in your brain. That's mk ultra. Yeah, that's mk ultra right there 675 00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:25,900 Next thing you know 676 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:34,860 Well, it's crazy that your nails it's crazy that you can take pictures like that now at you know on regular gear or home 677 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:42,780 You know, you don't have to be hollywood to get a 3d picture or something or you and he even made some movies too 678 00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:48,620 Yeah, so you could do with movies and you had to do it with two cameras at once of course, but 679 00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:57,420 It's got you know how you figure out how far they need to be apart and what angle or whatever and it is a fucking awesome effect, man 680 00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:03,980 I'll take a look at it. Yeah, he's a smart motherfucker, man. It's crazy very talented. It's really cool. You got your hit list 681 00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:07,980 Yeah, man 682 00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,940 Of course, we already shouted out toms 683 00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:16,380 I'd like to 684 00:54:16,380 --> 00:54:18,620 He just did a whole you know, yeah keep on going 685 00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:28,940 I just shot out my cats, harmony and Helena you started them with the bed the front now not the back 686 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:33,180 All right 687 00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:35,340 Shout out to the air Clara 688 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:38,700 Jay Jessica 689 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:45,740 First uh, Mary that's my wife. She's the best she sometimes listens Jay sharey 690 00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:49,260 Sherry's a follower Tiffany 691 00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:57,100 Tiffany yeah, Chrissy Chrissy. Hey, we're land Becky land Becky hascola has gone 692 00:54:57,820 --> 00:54:59,820 Zodiac, I hope you listen so buddy 693 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:04,940 No shirt Nick Chris Matthew. You better brother Chris 694 00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:07,340 Russ 695 00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,340 Love filter Frank mr. X 696 00:55:09,980 --> 00:55:11,740 Mr. X 697 00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:15,900 Also, man. I gotta say we lost a follower and 698 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:21,420 It's really a bummer. I'll tell you one follower Larry's all but her 699 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:28,540 Following and listening as I really appreciate it. We love you. It's really fucking cool. I can get his address 700 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:35,500 We'll put it out over the yeah, you have to you have to confront Larry if you unfollow us 701 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,500 He'll come over his scooter 702 00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:45,100 Hell no, man. You got no worries following us. I didn't mean to interrupt you Larry. It's gonna ruin your logarithm 703 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:48,300 Algorithm 704 00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:52,220 Sounds like you've been hanging out in the timber yard with the boys 705 00:55:55,660 --> 00:55:59,740 If you follow us it might you know your phone might start getting weird shit 706 00:56:00,060 --> 00:56:03,900 To say we're to follow us at at Larry and needles twitter. Yeah 707 00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:07,340 at Larry needles twitter and uh 708 00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:14,300 The Larry needles show at yahoo dot com like follow subscribe tell somebody leave a review. Yeah, most important 709 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:20,060 Down one by one. Yeah, and if you want to if you want to email something to us today yahoo thing 710 00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:27,340 That'd be cool because male or something email email man. Yeah, I understand. I mean, did I say male? No, I said 711 00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:32,060 That'd be amazing because uh 712 00:56:32,060 --> 00:56:37,500 Most of the feedback I get are people that actually uh 713 00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:41,820 either tell me to my face directly who know who I am or 714 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:46,060 Text me and told me but it would be cool if someone uh 715 00:56:48,620 --> 00:56:53,180 Reached out man and gotten scored themselves a fucking t-shirt or something, you know 716 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:58,300 His needles is gonna pay for everything to send it out for and that 717 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:01,340 That's all gonna be on him 718 00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:10,220 Which I don't mind at all Larry I mean that's fine. You want a fucking t-shirt. I'll fucking send it to you 719 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:15,740 Just send us your address. We know all your fucking names. We know everybody on the list. You don't want a t-shirt piss off 720 00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:19,340 Anything else? No, that's not nice. No, I know 721 00:57:19,820 --> 00:57:23,100 What's wrong with you? Someone's gonna get offended 722 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:25,100 Oh 723 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:28,700 We can get an offensive stuff if you want 724 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:35,980 Dude man, I've I I have said some offensive shit today and I'm really you don't even remember it though 725 00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:38,780 No, it's never happened part exactly 726 00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:42,140 It's almost like I was not offensive 727 00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:46,540 If you're blacked out then it doesn't never happen 728 00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:52,060 You know blacked out on weed. Oh my dad came over today. Shut up big Joe 729 00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:56,860 Norm came over today in neighbor. Yeah, the old men convention. Yeah, it was fun though 730 00:57:57,100 --> 00:58:00,540 They have a good time, you know, because they bullshit about the old days 731 00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:03,660 And norm is like I don't know. He says 732 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:08,300 I think he said he was 70 or 72 or something 733 00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:10,540 That's not bad 734 00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:12,060 Looks a little older 735 00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:17,660 Just spent fucking hitting cigars in old style in the fucking in the garage for the last two decades 736 00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:20,460 Oh, fuck 737 00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:27,740 Yeah, just what he also in a man. He's been working in shit too. And he also has an impeccable fucking lawn 738 00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:34,460 He does. He's very meticulous with his lawn. Yes. He's got definitely he's got the best lawn on the entire block 739 00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:40,780 Bad lawn man, you know, no, and it is amazing the way he takes care of it. Yeah, that motherfucker gets down 740 00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:45,740 Well, which is very good. And today I'm glad I'm today. I'm glad my homie fucking 741 00:58:45,740 --> 00:58:50,300 Can power wash the gutters on my garage who did? 742 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,460 James. Oh, yeah, man 743 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:56,940 That was very nice of him. Yeah, that was because you don't want to do it 744 00:58:57,580 --> 00:59:02,460 No, and plus, you know what he's gonna do a better job anyway. Yeah, you probably hurt yourself 745 00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:10,220 Yeah, three foot through your arm. I hurt marry your son with sprayer on an accident. Yeah, he put a hole in the cat 746 00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:19,340 Let me see how powerful this thing actually is. No, no, you probably look at it. Oh, I do. You put it right in your eyes 747 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,660 Is this on? 748 00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:22,940 Ah 749 00:59:22,940 --> 00:59:24,940 Fucking pirate patch Larry 750 00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:31,660 I told him to sit on your other side. Yeah. I told him to power wash the stones over the cat graves 751 00:59:31,740 --> 00:59:33,740 I wonder if he did that 752 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:37,100 You know, I got those like sidewalks. Yeah, there's five cat graves 753 00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:46,860 It's like pet cemetery and the best is it's barely on the neighbor's property. You know, that's probably where they go 754 00:59:48,060 --> 00:59:51,340 They don't want to go into your yard. They want to go away from your property 755 00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:57,980 He's got cat souls in the back. No, man. Yeah, you're good. What do you mean? They're good 756 00:59:58,140 --> 01:00:02,380 My cats were all really good. What do people usually do with animals? They throw them in the garbage, right? 757 01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:04,780 Isn't that terrible? 758 01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:07,900 What I would want to throw my cat in the garbage 759 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:14,060 Oh, my cats croak if I find the bodies I definitely I bury him if I can 760 01:00:15,180 --> 01:00:19,260 That's creepy. I just hope that it's not too like the dead of winter 761 01:00:20,060 --> 01:00:23,020 So you got to dig a hole in the middle of the winter. It's very hard 762 01:00:23,980 --> 01:00:29,100 But you have to tell me suck. I know I know, you know, it's almost like right before it gets real cold 763 01:00:29,180 --> 01:00:30,700 I almost want to 764 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:36,940 And see but that's like bad to dig a grave before I can't die. You want to pre-dig cat graves? 765 01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:43,420 Just in case one of them dies in the winter. What is this? The fucking trail of tears? 766 01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:52,700 They walk and walk until they die. Yeah, let me bury him in my back. No, I mean Jesus christ 767 01:00:52,860 --> 01:00:55,260 You're gonna take up the whole side over there 768 01:00:55,260 --> 01:01:00,620 Well, here's the thing here's the thing I told you what the thing is Larry 769 01:01:00,780 --> 01:01:03,500 I told you this before when Julie came 770 01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:05,980 Yeah to mark all the things in my yard 771 01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:09,820 I paid close attention to where there was nothing at all 772 01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:15,420 And I said pre marked out my head one day there. It's going to be the cat grave yard 773 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:17,740 cat grave yard 774 01:01:17,740 --> 01:01:28,940 Right behind the garage on the neighbor's fence line. I mean it's literally a half a foot from their fence 775 01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:34,380 He just got what five of them there, right? No, it's not that many four 776 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,140 That's just as much any more than one Larry 777 01:01:41,820 --> 01:01:46,940 I mean he just can't have multitudes of cat graves. It's my friends man. I got him right up against the fence 778 01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:49,740 Yeah, that shit seeps into the neighbors yard 779 01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:56,300 It's not like it's getting into the water supply or something. No, not at all, but I mean those fucking cats man 780 01:01:56,540 --> 01:01:58,540 I put them in pillowcases 781 01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:06,300 You know a little no, I don't know integrity when you bury them 782 01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:11,020 And then I put those rocks on those big stones on top those square 783 01:02:12,060 --> 01:02:14,460 And that keeps any animals from digging them up 784 01:02:14,460 --> 01:02:19,500 So eventually when the big government takes over and they tear down all our houses and maybe they'll see the cat bones 785 01:02:20,060 --> 01:02:24,060 Yeah, there'll be no more middle class while they've been high rises and eat rule 786 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:27,100 Yeah, and be forced to fucking that's when 787 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:35,500 That's when they're not going to notice those bones build a fucking high rise apartment on there and that mother fucking place will be haunted 788 01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:39,660 Actually with crazy what we're going to do is we're going to come back when that happens 789 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:46,140 Dig the cats up make bone fucking chain mail out of them and hopefully those six cats 790 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:49,820 Take your soul over and you get to fight the government 791 01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:55,420 The only one you need for your soul is Jesus my friend. I'm just saying like a superpower 792 01:02:55,500 --> 01:03:00,860 You just can take it over until you have a task to perform larry. Jesus. Cat man larry 793 01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:04,220 No, but they'll see what it's like to be 32 claws of death 794 01:03:04,540 --> 01:03:08,140 They'll be haunted by some fucking crazy ass fucking cats 795 01:03:08,140 --> 01:03:10,140 Who the people who 796 01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:14,380 Dig up the bones. Yeah, they live on that. You made a bowl out of one of them 797 01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:19,340 Here's the thing though. Some people you know 798 01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:23,260 Some people would want cat bones. Yeah 799 01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:28,140 Yeah, do some weird rituals and shit. Oh, yeah, man. They probably grind that shit down and snort it 800 01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:32,860 Oh for sure. I don't you probably that's not good for your cilia or anything your nasal cavity 801 01:03:32,940 --> 01:03:34,940 No, you gotta do that anally 802 01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:37,660 Two sounds like you know from experience. Yeah 803 01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:43,980 Oh cat dust for sure, dude. That's what they call it cat on the streets cat dust 804 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:50,220 Ground up cat bones. Let me tell you got a whole market for that boys sound they call it kitty dust 805 01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:53,820 Pussy dust 806 01:03:54,540 --> 01:03:57,660 Which sounds very very good as if the hose call it 807 01:03:58,540 --> 01:04:00,540 pussy dust, oh man 808 01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:08,460 I'm covering all the bases with that cat bone dust and the blues musicians carrying around the black cat bone 809 01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:11,980 Ward off evil 810 01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:16,460 Are you just making this up? No, man. It says so right in the muddy waters fucking tune 811 01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:21,580 Okay, I believe you. I mean, I don't know with you sometimes. You don't even know where you're at right now 812 01:04:21,980 --> 01:04:23,980 I know that though 813 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:26,300 I don't know where I'm at, but I know that 814 01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:33,740 You just know facts right now that I'm in my basement. Far away from anything else. All right. We good kiddo 815 01:04:34,380 --> 01:04:41,180 Oh, man, I'm good. All right. I love you Larry. I love you two needles. Hey everybody. Thanks for tuning in 816 01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:45,340 We love our listeners. I'm Larry and I'm needles 817 01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:49,500 Man, you're so stone. Have a great fucking evening 818 01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:55,500 Peace out