1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,160 Time to get ready for the Larry Needles show 2 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:18,080 All right, hey 3 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:25,000 Welcome to Larry Needles show. I'm Larry. I'm needles. Yeah, we're just talking about how we're some homegrown motherfuckers, man 4 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,840 Welcome to a special hump day edition. Yeah 5 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:32,760 You want to hear something go for it? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you hump somebody you love 6 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:36,880 Okay, or somebody you don't love and trying to get away with it. I mean fuck 7 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:43,800 You want to hear something crazy man shit is going downhill in society. I think because 8 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:51,200 Definitely is I'll give you an example of what two twice two car things happen with me in two fucking separate days, man 9 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:56,240 I don't ask couple of days. Yeah, the last pit the past two days. Okay, I live out 10 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:03,040 I live on a one-way street right next to a school. Okay, so I can't I thought you weren't supposed to live next door to a school 11 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,740 So fucking I'm standing there for 12 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:21,720 Monday I'm like, you know, there's teachers pulling out cuz schools getting ready to get back in you know and so I'm fucking sitting there and 13 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:25,860 This person pulls up behind me and just starts laying on the horn 14 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:32,260 Oh, and these guys fucking clearly pulling out in front of me. Yeah, okay laying on the horn laying on the horn 15 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:36,840 And I'm just like, you know, I'm not I live here. I'm not gonna fucking shit where I eat, you know, and I mean, so 16 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:43,380 Fucking the guy literally backs up and just hammers it past me 17 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:47,020 Now you got to figure two cars park on this is others my 18 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:52,480 There's cars parked on the left my cars in the middle and then there's angle parking for the fucking okay 19 00:01:52,780 --> 00:02:00,460 Okay, um like parking lot style on one side. Yeah, it's just a one-way in one way. Yeah, there's no thoroughfare. So yeah, um 20 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:08,820 What do you call it? Oh, so the fucking guy pulls out the guy still backing up the guy doesn't see him fucking backing up 21 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:14,860 Drives up on the fucking grass almost hits a light pole and then tears out of there and there's kids around 22 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,860 You know what I mean? 23 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:17,900 man and 24 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:24,660 I fucking look up and the guy's fucking just furious man. Just like peeling out so 25 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,600 You must have really been in quite a hurry 26 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:33,180 I mean how big of a hurry are you but I mean when is some people people that act like that? 27 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:37,940 That hasn't happened in such a long time. Yeah, I'm the guy that people honk at now 28 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:40,560 Sometimes I really go fast like on the way 29 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,800 Somewhere but usually on the way back. I'm going pretty fucking slow. Yeah 30 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,640 Because you picked your weed up and you got done smoking it 31 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:56,160 No, you know, but like I go pretty slow unless I had to get to band practice or something like that 32 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:02,680 Otherwise, I'm the guy that people are like this motherfucker. What the fuck's gonna save you five minutes me exactly 33 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:06,880 I mean seriously what you this isn't NASCAR. You're not vying for position 34 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:14,000 Yeah, but I already did all that road rage. Yeah when I was a kid. I can't I can't be like so now listen to fucking this 35 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,160 This one is a fucking man 36 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,800 Dadoosie so I fucking 37 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:23,040 I get out of so I'm out of my car and a car is coming down the street 38 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:28,560 And I'm like, you know, I'm waiting for them to go they wave me across and then they fucking take off 39 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,560 Oh my god 40 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,560 And almost hit me. Holy fuck 41 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:37,720 I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Do they know what waving someone on even means? 42 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:42,120 I think what happened was the lady was on the phone and she was I saw her look down a couple times 43 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,160 Oh, man 44 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:48,480 attention and she's the fucking phones are just ruining. Yeah every motherfucker 45 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:52,320 You look like on the road is on his phone. There's what I'm on my scooter, man 46 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:57,960 That's my biggest fear is somebody's fucking not looking and they can't see me. I'm gonna get fucking plowed man 47 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:03,720 Even at work people are on their phones fucking constant texting fucking email 48 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,120 It's like you just can't get away from it 49 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,880 You know, I'm surprised you're not wearing your 5g thing anymore 50 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,840 I got thrown to the wayside marked it wanted me to wear it and I stopped wearing it and then 51 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,680 You know, yeah, he was pretty serious about it and 52 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,920 So then I stopped wearing it and uh, and then I haven't seen the motherfucker for a month and a half 53 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:28,840 So go figure I was watching this thing. It worked all his fucking 54 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:34,000 Harping Hibbler was saying that yeah, these are uh, if it's 55 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,600 This is all hearsay 56 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,640 Allegedly, the five G's are interrupted by lead. Oh 57 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,240 Yeah, you know, it's in lead right what bullets 58 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:54,040 So he said what they do is allegedly they'll go to these towers and they keep on banging them up and then eventually they move them 59 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,400 He's saying this is all somebody he knows, but I don't I don't know man 60 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,720 I just think that's just cuz you know, I'm not getting into conspiracies today 61 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:07,160 Yeah, so but he was just saying that so that's like, uh, that's a little code there 62 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:13,280 Yeah, the other the other thing is true that if you were in a lead box the 5g wouldn't 63 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,200 Effect you although you wouldn't be able to do anything 64 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,840 Well, you don't lick the fucking inside of the box 65 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:28,220 I think you could I think you could like you get old lead and be in a lead box without getting lead poised 66 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,840 I mean if we have any scientists listening, please I'd love to hear you debate Larry 67 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:36,600 I live in a lead box. No, no, I'm not saying living it, but I don't think it would kill you 68 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,560 I don't think you get lead poisoning 69 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:44,060 Well, if it's surrounded by you and then you're breathing in the air and which is gonna be recirculated through the lead 70 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:48,760 You know the lead is the levids giving you some shit. I mean eating lead paint 71 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,440 Well, yeah, you know waterhead kid from that shit 72 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:56,320 What happens when they when you get lead poisoning is you get a real fucking 73 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:04,200 Short wick man your quick to violence when you are lead poison really? Yeah, and it brings down your IQ a lot too 74 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,760 Well, it's lead. It's a heavy metal. Yeah, I mean, it's a very fucking yeah 75 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:12,760 I mean, but um, I think if you made a lead box Larry just to get out of 5g 76 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,120 We really have to put you in the loony bin and 77 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:21,640 You could you probably have to build something that isn't led to stand under the crouch and how big of a box are we talking about? 78 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:26,760 That's a lot of lead. I'm not gonna crouch man. I want to be roomy. Oh you want a lead house? 79 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,560 That's a good idea. Oh, did you just get lead paint? 80 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:36,320 What that's a good idea that's a very good paint. Yeah, so that's what you need lead paint in your house 81 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:40,480 I think they outlawed that shit like the 70s. Oh man. Yeah, yeah 82 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:45,440 That was the shit me and no shirt Nick would eat when we were kids chips. Yeah, man 83 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:50,740 The lead shit seriously they would that lead paint was delicious. How do you know we used to eat it? 84 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:52,740 I thought you were joking, but you really 85 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,880 And that explains a couple of maybe a chip or two 86 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,480 Yeah, I thought you got rough under that us 87 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:04,760 But no it was the lead paint that did it. I mean the motherfucking things like the acute it in taxation of intoxication 88 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:10,600 The fucking lead which is hilarious trying to get high as infants everybody's just after us, right? 89 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,940 I mean, we're trying we're spending our money to buy shit and this shit's killing us 90 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:20,820 You know what I mean? That's it brother. I think the conspiracy at this point in time, but everything like they had like asbestos 91 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:27,120 Yeah, you know, I mean it's still fucking I was there was a I was watching this thing on the internet that they have this 92 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:31,200 They bought a building and it had asbestos roof. Okay, and it was 93 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:36,960 It was like I think the city wouldn't even let them remove the roof. Wow. It was a huge warehouse 94 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,680 It's gonna kick up the dust. Yeah, and they were like and then to 95 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,720 What's that called? What abacate abacator? What's the fuck's that called? 96 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:48,540 Fuck I can't just head at the tip of my tongue and I lost it. It'll come back 97 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:54,920 But um when you get rid of it, there's a word called for it. Um, so these guys have to have to skate 98 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:59,040 No, that's not it, but you can keep on saying a word. Isn't that a good word? Yeah, it's something like that 99 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:04,760 I don't know but uh, you could but they had to like spray this shit on it and then spray this all 100 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:09,200 There's like all these like layers of different shit. It's like is that gonna work? 101 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,080 We thought asbestos was gonna work at one time 102 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:18,200 Chemicals yeah, let's put more chemicals on deadly chemicals exactly 103 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,920 We're just gonna throw more gas on the fire and see what happens 104 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,920 We would get to some asbestos when I worked in construction 105 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:31,560 My boss would be like ah shit. Just put your fucking t-shirt over your mouth and then also when I lived with my cousin Jimmy, man 106 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,960 he um 107 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,320 My bedroom was called the quote-unquote asbestos room 108 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:43,880 I know if the tiles in the ceiling and the tiles on the floor were all asbestos 109 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:48,400 I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I'll probably say fifty percent. It's a good chance 110 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:48,900 Yeah 111 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:55,520 I mean as if there was my bedroom and my fucking breathing started getting fucked up in uh, was there drop ceiling? 112 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:04,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah ceiling tiles and then likes those old old linoleum tiles when we 113 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,760 Busted into one of the walls for some reason or another it was 114 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,160 insulated with the comic strip from the 115 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:18,320 um, you know Chicago Sun-Times or Tribune or something from like 116 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,480 1940 something 117 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:28,080 No, it was it was a John Wayne ad in the comic strip 118 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:34,520 About him on the set moving around big heavy furniture starting out as a as a 119 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:39,440 Props guy in Hollywood and he smokes camels 120 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,560 Oh, okay. This is literally in the comic section. Oh, yeah 121 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,340 I mean fucking remember when we had camel cigarette 122 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:51,680 This was a camel fucking cigarette ad in the in the comics. Okay. Yeah, I mean 123 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:57,560 Featuring fucking John Wayne the Duke. They didn't think cigarettes were bad for they knew dude 124 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:02,320 Well, they didn't think they were gonna be as bad as they were but they knew they were addicted. That's all that mattered 125 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:06,000 They knew just they know without filters man 126 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:13,160 Those tobacco companies buy off their own fucking people to write their own reports slanted the way they wanted 127 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,840 They knew everything 128 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,640 Well, they knew what they were doing 129 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:22,240 They just knew how much money they were gonna get and they knew it was fun and addictive people were gonna want to be looking 130 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:26,720 You know cool with a cigarette. Oh thinking they're looking tough and shit 131 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,480 I mean does it and then they all fucking 132 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:36,400 Back in the day listen to this my grandmother didn't smoke and my grandfather came home with cigarettes one day 133 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:44,120 Couple of cartons of whatever kind I think it was the kind where each cigarette was a different color like really flashy shit 134 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:50,840 Yeah, and told my grandmother this is like the posh in thing now start smoking abatement 135 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:59,000 Bateman, sorry. I had to get that fucker out. So anyways. Yeah, he told my grandmother to start smoking 136 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:04,880 Because it was it's a cure all the posh fucking thing to do. Yeah, everybody in the movies. They were pushing it 137 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:13,360 They're still I mean I go my grandmother literally started smoking because my grandfather said you you look cooler smoking 138 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,600 But I'm not gonna smoke of course. Yeah, they didn't smoke 139 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,080 They used to give guys in the military smoke fucking free smokes. Oh, yeah 140 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:26,680 I mean like they didn't give a fuck they might still they will just give you whatever you want. Um, I mean I would imagine 141 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,960 If you fuck you dude 142 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,720 Kidding man, I know you're kidding 143 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:40,080 But no like I would imagine if you're in the Marines and you want to pack a fucking cool or pack of Marlboro's they'll hook you up 144 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,080 You talking to a certain type of people 145 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,360 Well in like World War two, I don't think that 146 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:56,320 Maybe they were giving you new parts. No, they were just probably giving you mobros 147 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:01,880 They probably had a contract with the gov. No, they had something they had some lucky strikes probably they had some fucking 148 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:10,320 What that Chesterfield they had some menthols, you know for the guys that want to smoke went on really wonder when menthol cigarettes first came around a 149 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,560 Long time ago, bro 150 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:17,840 Long time. Yeah, okay, so here. Well. Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate it 151 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:23,000 I got two stories that I want to talk about here, dude because I you know 152 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,920 I don't like talking about the news and stuff like that, but if it has to do something silly with Biden 153 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,280 I want to talk about it. Okay, just because it's a fucking you say you're gonna say your Biden story 154 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,280 But let me get one thing out my 155 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,560 People out there you people are gonna be so proud of me 156 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:43,120 Oh boy, one of my neighbors a couple of big fucking branches from his tree blew into my yard 157 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:51,040 And I didn't throw it back into his yard you thought about needles I dealt with it myself 158 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,840 Needles came in I was like a little needle on your shoulder 159 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,320 You are the only guy that said that I shouldn't have done that in the first place 160 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:02,560 You didn't listen to me because you still fucking hung tough man 161 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:10,040 The best part is I gotta get a shout out to my wife because she didn't fucking say a word to me 162 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,040 She was like down for whatever 163 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,840 Retribution I was giving out that day 164 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,120 Well, I'm very proud of you Larry. Thank you very much for 165 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:22,320 Thank you with us because we know you struggle with your anger towards your next door 166 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:27,840 Growing I'm a work in progress. Yeah, you know progress not perfection, right? That's right 167 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:33,280 But I mean, you know, obviously this guy has children and a wife and has never bothered you in his life 168 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,040 But yeah, and how about this man? How about this? 169 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,280 What's that? I was coming home on my little scooter the other day, man 170 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,760 And she was pulling out and I had to stop in the street and wait for her 171 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:48,840 I normally these motherfuckers don't make eye contact. She didn't did she wave 172 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,880 Look at that the courts I waves back 173 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,760 Look at that turning the other cheek Larry look at you 174 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:04,600 Amazing what's that? It was amazing, but you felt good too. You were like probably first thing 175 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:08,360 It did came home tell fucking Mary and the neighbor fucking waved to me 176 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,000 Yeah, so that's good. I'm very proud of you Larry 177 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,400 I know it's difficult and I know because you had an issue with your fence which yeah 178 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:23,520 Forced tree did break your fence and they didn't offer to do anything about it. No, that's where this all started from 179 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,920 Yes, okay, so just the title of this 180 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:35,680 Made me fucking think of you. Okay, Biden tries to shake hand of Marine who lost arm during Afghan with 181 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:39,680 a 182 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,680 Biden I don't have an R 183 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:49,720 And it's a sad story like listen man shout out to our vats man. Oh, yeah, love you guys 184 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,520 I'm also mad always get the fucking short under the stick 185 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,200 Also to the gold star families and especially now recently 186 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:05,080 They've been in the forefront again because they just went and had some bitter words to say towards Biden the 13 187 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:10,400 Moms and dads of the soldiers of the kids that got killed in the Afghanistan 188 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:15,840 Withdrawal debacle that this dumb motherfucker calls a success 189 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:21,080 Which was far from a success. Hey, we're getting a fucking Hummer and a black Hawk out of this 190 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:27,120 So you better fucking calm your tits over there. They probably fucking left all that stuff there on purpose for those guys 191 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:31,160 Well, here's our tech. How about you try to figure it out and fucking make it better? 192 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,280 I'll learn how to use it then teach other guys how to use it 193 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:40,800 It's a fucking like what do those guys have dude. They got donkeys and carts and you drop all this shit off 194 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,760 They're thirsty for knowledge. They can't even get porn 195 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,520 they got 196 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:53,800 Toyota trucks with fucking haliters. Yeah, all in the bag. We did that story about the dude who saw his Toyota truck on the 197 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:58,200 ISIS video here 198 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,520 Amazing, okay, so let me get to this door really quick. All right, let's hear it 199 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:07,000 You don't have to be really quick, bro. I'll take your fucking time. Thanks Larry. I appreciate it, brother 200 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 I know you got to go jam tonight. So um 201 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 So this was in 2021 202 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:18,280 Okay, he was fucking he was one of the guys that was hurt in the Afghanistan withdrawal 203 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:24,040 Okay, so this is fucking recent man. And like you said, it was a debacle. Yeah, it was approximately 204 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,440 700 and some days ago. I mean whatever 205 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:33,280 Remember they showed there were people like hanging on to the plane and they were dropping off. Yeah now that 206 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,840 They had pirate. I don't know if it was legit either that could have been a big 207 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:44,200 Was crazy. So his name is let me say his name Sergeant Tyler Vargas Andrews a Marine 208 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,040 We salute you okay, an arm and the leg 209 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:54,480 Okay, he's going to go meet the president. He got invited to the White House to go meet the fucking president 210 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,220 This guy actually this was a suicide bombing. He got got damn 211 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:05,020 Um, see what I mean even the kids that fucking didn't get killed. There's a lot of wounded people too and 212 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:12,080 Citizens to home and your kids missing an arm and a leg. It's fuck what the fuck this guy can't work anymore 213 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:18,240 Now you got to rely on the government who just gave all of those fucking weapons and all that technology and shit to 214 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:25,320 Afghanistan for nothing and taking that money and throwing it back into the VA and when this guy needs medical attention 215 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,800 They're gonna make them jump through hoops, and I'll probably get Larry. I don't like that 216 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,400 You know what I'm saying though, they're gonna make a real fucking 217 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:40,080 Joke for the guy I understand that so this guy gets fucking hit with this. He'll have to hop through hoops that one 218 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:50,720 Now I get it the first time but okay, so then he goes to fucking so basically this dude's all fucked up 219 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,080 Yeah, tells his family. He's like 220 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:57,160 He want he wants he's eagerly awaiting the opportunity to meet the president 221 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:03,660 He tells his family hold all of my opioids like hold all of my narcotics and stuff like that because he's 222 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,300 He says he was addicted because he went on a podcast 223 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:15,440 I listened to a little I'm sure he was dude because you know what a lot of my friends that were in the service are 224 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:22,120 Addicted to drugs that they got him addicted to you know because that's what they did and that's what they do and plus 225 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:26,880 You know most of my friends like to get high even if you're heroin what they did one like 70% 226 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:31,760 Or I won't say 70 at least 50% of people from the Vietnam War came back with a heroin habit 227 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,160 Yeah, and they would throw these people just back to their families 228 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,040 You know and not even help them out like alright 229 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,800 You know because people were so against the Vietnam War at that time 230 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:46,080 It's fucking crazy what they did to those guys so he's expecting to meet the president in an hour 231 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,640 Four fucking hours go by 232 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:55,760 Okay, and his mom starts bitching because now he's not feeling good. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, they show up 233 00:18:55,760 --> 00:19:02,620 Fuckin we call it so now he's starting to go through withdrawal. So he's a little bit taken he doesn't he's in the White House 234 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:10,360 Yeah, you know, okay, really throw up on the right. He doesn't know if it's Obama. He says like he was kind of using it. Yeah, um 235 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:16,520 He said he or he said I didn't had no idea who the president was I didn't think it was Trump 236 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:21,360 I didn't think it was Biden my brain couldn't make the connection the injured Marine said 237 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:27,680 I like how they write that okay, so then Biden approaches him with this fucking 238 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,720 Right arm out and the guys obviously missing 239 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,560 Fucking left arm, you know what I mean? 240 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,960 so 241 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:42,480 Fucking then what do you call it? It's right arm. Yes, it's right arm. Yeah, sorry. I know wait 242 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:48,720 Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, sorry. I didn't even think about that. I was fucking I went off shot. That was funny 243 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,760 I thought about that after I said it didn't sound right. All right, so then fucking, uh 244 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:59,280 Unless it's a West Side Story knife fight and they tie him together right to left. So now listen to this 245 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,800 This is crazy 246 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,740 one of the one of the people from the White House come over and say 247 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:10,800 She's sitting there and somebody comes over to me. He leans over to me and he's like what do you want? 248 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,200 Because the president fucked up so bad 249 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,240 They offered them whatever they wanted 250 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,240 Wow, yeah, okay. This is the mom saying this 251 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,960 Okay, so she's already pissed at the president. Yeah, and I don't blame the lady man 252 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:33,200 They don't say what political affiliation they have either. So this isn't like sure it's not it's not a biased opinion 253 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,360 No, it's just pissed off because of the way they got treated. It's American military news 254 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:43,360 So I'm not I'm not gonna like come up and say oh, they're a red or they're fucking blue. All right. All right, so then uh 255 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:50,800 What do you call it? So then she so Jill Biden comes over she talks to her and she's like, oh, I'm really interested in helping whatever 256 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,040 Foundation this and that 257 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:57,600 Fucking whatever you need will give you so now somebody from the White House promises or shit 258 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:03,120 Jill Biden promises or shit in front of a room full of people. There were a bunch of her family there too 259 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:10,080 So she said she wants she just wants to help get an assistance and bring an awareness to what's going on 260 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,640 okay, so 261 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,640 Basically as soon as this happened 262 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:20,800 Jill nobody the Jill Biden nothing they kept on blowing her around blowing her around and they fucking 263 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,880 Oh 264 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,880 lowered his VA payments 265 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,320 Oh 266 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,680 Wow 267 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,680 so and now 268 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,560 Basically, what a cock sucker. Basically, they're saying 269 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:37,280 They're they were trying to champion legislation to financially support caretakers 270 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:43,440 For people taking care obviously for people care of these people and they just left the family without help 271 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,800 And they're fucked up 272 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,920 You can't it sounds about right you can't tell someone's missing an arm 273 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:55,120 You can't you can't you couldn't write that shit. No, and then he had a sling on the other one 274 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,160 Man the guy wasn't shaking any hands. No. No, he was fucking hemmed up 275 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:04,160 It was Biden fucking stuck up his left foot. No, but it's just funny that 276 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:10,480 This happens if you know what I mean like why did they fucking and why did they cut this motherfucker off? 277 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,920 Just because because of the snafu. I think from our president 278 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,280 You know because they don't want to draw attention to anything 279 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,320 But wouldn't that draw attention to it to have them fucking why they're writing about it now? Yeah 280 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,880 Sorry to interrupt you but that I mean, you know, you want to draw even more attention to it 281 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:34,000 Fuck these people over. How about the dude that fucking just po he posted some anti-biden shit and the FBI dean 282 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,640 Them credible threats they went to his house this morning. I think it was in Idaho and he's dead now 283 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,160 Oh, man, this just happened today 284 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,240 If i'm not mistaken, I read the article earlier today 285 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,520 But just by posting online threats 286 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,800 I mean that times seems kind of fucking peculiar doesn't it 287 00:22:55,680 --> 00:23:00,080 You post some threats and then the fucking feds are at your house and then all of a sudden you get into a shootout 288 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,640 Who the fuck wants to get in a shootout with the feds? 289 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:08,720 I mean unless you really have an agenda and that you're trying to fucking move along. Yeah, but he probably 290 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,280 He might be a martyr right now to some people 291 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,880 You know, he is uh, I don't want to say ruby ridge, but definitely an example 292 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,280 Well, he's he made himself an example 293 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:24,400 No, why how could you say that just because you say something online? No, no, you should get killed by the feds 294 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,960 I'm saying if you got into a shootout with the cops. Oh if he really did and that's not a lie 295 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,480 Yeah, here's the thing though everything they tell us is a lie 296 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,920 The funny thing is you know if the if the FBI said they got into a shootout 297 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,720 And it was him you could bet that it's the other way around because 298 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:49,600 By their past performances and by what they're doing right now and by how they're well, they were in a mo 299 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,320 Yeah, but they also 300 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,880 They're proven to be fucking complete liars 301 00:23:54,880 --> 00:24:00,240 Yeah, no if this guy's a normal dude goes to work every day fucking goes to the bar with his wife and his kids 302 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,360 It didn't really I didn't really read the whole I just read half of the article. Great 303 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,320 At least I read the page 304 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,800 Or the title just sometimes 305 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,040 They have no other business look at me like fucking Mitch McConnell 306 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:19,360 Yeah, okay. Oh, oh by the way, Mitch McConnell stop first of all, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that but 307 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,400 How come they're spending all this money on this guy who's making threats? 308 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,880 How about we worry about online predators with children? 309 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:30,480 Yeah, well, that's because they're all involved with that. I know but why would I mean how fucking asinine is oh 310 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,960 They found this guy who made a threat against biden 311 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:39,120 But you can't find us millions of pedophiles in the world. Exactly. It sounds a little fishy. Yeah. What do you think? 312 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:44,800 We're fucking you know because it doesn't pass the fucking smell test man. It's fucking bulls. Yeah 313 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:51,040 But uh, what do you call it? They always fucking throw like a curveball in there like that. I was reading this other thing about 314 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,960 Uh, which was funny that uh in um 315 00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,720 In the Gaza Strip. Oh, yeah, you know, they were the same day that they announced that they were aliens 316 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,920 The they were going in and they were taking settlers homes and they were knocking them down 317 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,320 Oh my god, and they were like concreting shit over. It was crazy 318 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,880 So they were it was a fucking curveball to make everybody look but everybody was like, uh 319 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,680 whatever 320 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,280 What the fuck? Yeah, because I didn't know what else was that was the only thing I knew that went on that day 321 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,440 There wasn't really you know, it was all over the place. I saw some good footage now 322 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,600 I don't know if it's brand new or I just happened to just see it yesterday, but 323 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,960 Of what? Mitch McConnell. Oh boy onstage 324 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:42,560 And he's standing up there like a complete doof with fucking like he does lately. Yeah, mr. Doofus and fucking 325 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:51,680 There's all these people around them clapping yay, Mitch McConnell and he's up there like not saying a word looking like he's stunned 326 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,640 And the whole audience is going 327 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,280 retire 328 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,640 Booing them and everything and screaming retire this guy's what he's like 90 329 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:08,480 I don't know, but he's fucking definitely mentally shot. Yeah. Well, how about the chick that uh, 330 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:13,600 What was the the the old chick where they were just like say aye say aye 331 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,080 What was that the lady? 332 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:22,080 Fuck she was a democrat and they were voting on something in the house or they were it was I can't remember what it was 333 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,920 But she just they just signed over power of attorney for her and she's still alive in the senate 334 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,280 Or whatever she's in but I know I know you could sign over power attorney 335 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,480 But it's um just in case but you're close to death. You think you know what I mean? 336 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:40,880 Yeah, what the fuck is your name not Ginsburg because that bitch died fine fine Stein. Yeah, that's what it was 337 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:46,960 Which is funny. I mean, I know that I was been reading articles or like it's normal to sign over power of attorney 338 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,960 She's sitting there going she's like, where are we? Where are we and the guys saying say aye? 339 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,160 Yeah, and he says it multiple times on a microphone 340 00:26:54,240 --> 00:27:00,000 What do you mean aye my eyes fine? She said guys aren't even that good anymore. You got something in your eyes, sonny 341 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,160 They were covered a microphone back in the day 342 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:06,800 Yeah, I mean like the fucking uh, what do you call it the g-men? That's what I was thinking of the other word 343 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:13,440 I was trying to get out the g-men when we were talking about Elliott Nesson. Yeah the g-men the g's after me see yeah 344 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:21,280 Yeah, okay now. This is a funny stop at a world man. Do they fucking I picture you call fucking mcconnell 345 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,600 Sergeant doof and he does like the Benny hill 346 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,520 Who's bellies hanging out and his hat's like yeah 347 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:33,600 And he puts his arm and his tongue comes out. Yeah, what Benny was the best. He doesn't know fucking shine from shit 348 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,840 oh, shouldola right now 349 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,080 Doesn't I mean these people are in front of camera making us look like fools 350 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:46,400 It's a slap to the face that these people that person runs your fucking what district or state or whatever. Um 351 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,720 They had some good fucking rock and roll with uh 352 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:57,680 uh, stony and fucking bobby the other day and then yesterday with hascola and bobby 353 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:03,760 playing uh, hascola was you know the drummer and stony's the drummer and uh 354 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,160 Played some good fucking versions of our shit, dude 355 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,760 And it was just giving a shout out to those boys nice rocking dudes 356 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:16,880 Let's do a shout out in the middle of the show now. Well, you know just a little story a little bit 357 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:22,400 Shout out to catechronic listen to catechronic if you like music man fucking or even if you don't 358 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,840 If you're deaf 359 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:31,680 You know the braille version. Yeah, the braille version is good. Remember that fucking lab we were talking about in california 360 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,560 Yeah, the one that moved from nevada. Yeah the uh, the uh 361 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:43,440 What do you call the po the bio lab? Yes, I couldn't think of the word bio. I was I'm sorry, dude 362 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,720 It got over 500 000 dollars in taxpayer cash 363 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,200 Of course it did. I'm surprised. That's all isn't that crazy though like 364 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:58,320 Surprise didn't get 500 million dude. It's crazy. You know 500 000 dollars, man 365 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,760 And they were and they said it was run by chinese nationals 366 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:08,400 Do you know that all chinese nationals are required? 367 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:16,720 I believe all chinese people period that live here are required to report back to china and spy or else 368 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,360 The government will harm the families 369 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:26,960 You know like anybody grandma and grandpa living back home or any aunts and uncles and whatnot 370 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:32,320 I mean, they'll fuck them up if you don't not inconceivable that a communist country would have their 371 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,960 dissidents or whatever spy on us 372 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:39,440 Yeah, I mean there's money in that no, they wouldn't be dissidents 373 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:46,320 They'd be people that are actually you know doing the deeds of china. Well, I'm saying china has hooks in everybody 374 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,200 Yeah, I mean it doesn't have to be a citizen 375 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,880 Not the larry needles show baby. Well not yet. I mean 376 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:56,480 They offer us a good chunk of change. We'll do any ultra. I'll learn chinese for you 377 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,600 We could do only fucking people that we uh answer to is toms free clinic 378 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:09,040 Our sponsor and god god and jesus jesus is really the only one we answer to but 379 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:15,520 Okay, and toms free clinic toms free clinic if they have a special story 380 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,800 They want us to talk about or something because they always give us such good treatment over there 381 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,360 I think that's gonna be our next merch toms free clinic 382 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,480 Definitely, we're gonna do toms free clinic sure. We've got to have time fucking 383 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,480 Uh 384 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:35,840 Pitch in though on the cost of the manufacturing right now. We're his only sponsor so 385 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,240 He's really helping hoping that we'll pull through. Yeah, so that fucking lab is crazy 386 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,520 They're making fake pregnancy tests and fake fake covid test 387 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,480 They're fucked up 388 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,640 Imagine you fucking fake pregnancy test is a lot worse than a fake 389 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:55,440 I know that dude your dad's going to hell talk about taking the elevator right the hell man 390 00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:01,840 I mean that's fucking and it says on the thing that's the girl's like i'm not pregnant, you know fucking goes to school 391 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:07,600 Fucking you know i'm getting fatter. They think shit. What's going on and then all of a sudden 392 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:14,720 The kid's pregnant and fucking mom's pissed off. Everybody's grounded. The kid can't watch tv or nothing 393 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,160 You know what I mean now they just throw them on birth control and fuck them all up 394 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:23,360 You know what I mean? So what they do young kids throw them on birth control because they're supposed to help with 395 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,360 their menstrual cycle and shit 396 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:32,000 So they throw them on throw they're already giving them something that's so it's like saying go ahead and fuck you won't get pregnant 397 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,000 No, it's like hey big pharma. Here you go. Here's another motherfucker and that too though 398 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:41,840 But it's also destroying the morality of the youngsters. Well, not really because now they become more empowered you would think 399 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,400 Because yeah, but sex and not get pregnant 400 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,640 Exactly and it's going to make them have sex a lot quicker back in the day 401 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,920 You know once in a while people will be worried about that kind of shit 402 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,400 And obviously still gotta worry about now because there's some chinese people 403 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:05,280 Fucking making freak pregnancy tests. Yeah, but here's the thing. He obviously don't have to worry about it if they're giving the kids fucking 404 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,480 birth control pills right away before 405 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,600 Supposedly they should even be having sex 406 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:18,320 That's pretty fucking weird. They try to give them fucking the it's fucked up. They try to give them HPVs at vaccine also 407 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,040 Yeah, I mean it's crazy with the shit that they want to give them. I mean I've seen that 408 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:28,320 I've seen the commercial on tv between like some green acres or some shit like that 409 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:34,160 And uh the kid it shows like, you know, the 16 year old kid and he's gonna die or something 410 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:41,120 If the mom would have just got him the shot, you know, and I mean, how do you get that from fucking or from eating pussy or something? 411 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,120 Both 412 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,000 You get HPV from fucking from skin to skin contact 413 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:51,040 You have a sore on your mouth. You kiss somebody they got that now. Is that how you got it? 414 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,760 I got it from eating ass 415 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,800 Oh, but that's here nor there 416 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:07,040 Um, so yeah, they you know, they try and pull on your heartstrings a little by showing some innocent kid 417 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:13,440 And he's gonna die because the parents were irresponsible. Basically. That was the gist of the commercial 418 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:18,160 I can't even watch those ASPCA commercials with what's her nuts playing the fucking guitar 419 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,720 You know the uh, uh, jewel or whoever it is that oh, yeah 420 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:28,560 You know when the dogs come on and they're all shaking and shivering like mother fucker like this is just we were just talking about 421 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,960 Distended bellies. That's a great band name too 422 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:36,400 About the people in Africa they show the kids they got like flies all over them and shit 423 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:42,000 It's like somebody give them a fly swatter. They're about 99 cents. You could buy them for 50 cents. Maybe 424 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,080 Yeah, we should just ship out fly swatters to Africa. You can get them at least 425 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:52,160 You can get them for like three for a dollar something at um, that would be pretty fun 426 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,680 If we if we buy a bunch of fly swatters and then 427 00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:00,560 Send them over there and eat them. We'll put stickers on them and just ship them off the airport 428 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,680 Now that we just have to pay for shipping them. I'm sure we could find some guy 429 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:12,640 At a cheap rate to do it. Yeah, let me put there all our shits and videos on national geographic 430 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,880 Whoever idiots sent them fly swatters 431 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,600 Uh, fuck that. They don't need fly swatters, man. Oh shit, man 432 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:28,480 They got the one commercial man where the kids fucking legs look like the back legs of a giraffe or something 433 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,200 You ever see that one the kids are super fucking 434 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,160 sick in their 435 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:39,600 I don't know if they're in Africa or where the fuck they're at and then it shows like uh, what kind of sicker they did 436 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,520 It was it really fucked up physically physical ailments like big 437 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,600 Goiards and shit 438 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:52,800 Siderhead the one girl's legs went backwards and looked like they were about an extra foot longer like an animal like a south american shit 439 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,360 And uh, yeah, and it was mercy ships 440 00:34:56,240 --> 00:35:02,320 Those oh, yeah, it was a ship that comes up to shore with fucking, you know doctors and yeah 441 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:09,200 And they put all the sick in there. Yeah, they know what you're talking about. It's probably organ. It's probably organ stealing and fucking 442 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,640 Um, child trafficking. Yeah, who knows but god forbid. Let's hope not 443 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,400 Hopefully they're a good company. I bet you if you everything I said was just 444 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,080 Put some a whisper in your ear. Yeah 445 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:27,520 The producer said what the fuck are you saying Larry? Maybe she got slander this company 446 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:33,440 You know anything about them, but you know what? I think those might have been the ships that uh, donald trump sent to 447 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:40,960 New york when Cuomo needed hospitals supposedly room for covet vote unquote because fucking 448 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,440 you know 449 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,440 Even even though the hospitals were 450 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:50,000 Totally probably from what I saw when I've been to the house 451 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:55,360 Yeah, that's full. That's what they told me Larry. That's what they told you. Yeah, so you know that wasn't true 452 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,440 9-11. Yeah, they were just filled with people. It was like a 10 hour wait 453 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,400 Well, maybe at 9-11 454 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,600 All right, Larry so 455 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:13,760 You turn yourself into a chick so they maybe they maybe they think that the fucking mercy ship was taking care of kids 456 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:19,440 That they recovered that were trafficked kids. I bet that's why none of the covid patients went over to the ships 457 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,640 I bet you if you look at its flight if its path it went by little st. James 458 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,760 Like oh, we got to make a pit stop here to get more supplies. You know 459 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,800 You know it man. No, I don't know it 460 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,280 But I just like to speculate about it because it makes you laugh 461 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:39,120 Because now this is something for you for also diving. All right. This is a great one 462 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,520 This is the last one I got just because this one is 463 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:47,280 Asinine transgender woman demands ex-boyfriend to return her testicles from this fridge 464 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,240 I won't keep it you're nothing. Oh, man. Fuck it hilarious. Um 465 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,440 He's keeping him in a refrigerated the dude so they broke up and he's got her 466 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,120 Oh 467 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:08,080 I don't know man. So they fucking he cut his junk on his nuts off. Oh 468 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,960 Okay, it was like a eunuch 469 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,280 Right as a eunuch. Yeah balls eunuch your balls, right? Yeah 470 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,720 And uh the castrate you yeah, there's a falsetto now you can see 471 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,600 All of a sudden this motherfucker's range expanded like a 472 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:31,520 Like a bitch like you know, Mariah Carey. I think they say that she was a man allegedly and 473 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:37,760 The drugs that she took was what made her voice go to those insane fucking notes. Yeah 474 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,200 Oh because it fucks with your vocals 475 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,400 All right, so man, I mean it take those when you turn from a man to a woman 476 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,560 I mean, it's very fun. Okay. So they broke up eight months ago 477 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,560 Uh 478 00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:01,040 Dude claims that she threatened them and wants to hurt them. She like every fucking weirdo 479 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,160 Wait, wait, wait. Who's this now the chick? 480 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,160 This is a threat threatened to hurt him. This is the balls thing. Oh 481 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:14,720 Okay, it took me so long to get started. I forgot the fuck. I know. Sorry man. I got a that was a rough start 482 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:19,520 I just wanted to get this one out so we could bullshit just because we want to because we do want to know about the guy 483 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:24,160 Who has his balls in a jar refrigerator? Well, no the boyfriend's keeping them 484 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,640 The man is keeping them from the other man. Oh my god 485 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:35,360 And uh, but there's one line I want to read. There's just one line. I have to read the guy says he doesn't know where anything 486 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,440 He's keeping them 487 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,240 Uh 488 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:45,440 Gosh dang it. Where was the I gave you those balls. Yeah, they're mine now. They're the gift 489 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:50,400 Uh, fuck man. Where does he say that she's she was keeping them somewhere? 490 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,960 Man, I apologize for this. I hate that's why I hate doing fuck. Oh, yeah, here we go 491 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,400 That's all yeah 492 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:02,080 So Brianna Kingsley of Pontiac, Michigan filed an affidavit claiming her ex William Wojachowski 493 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,560 37 retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles 494 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,720 Preserved in a mason jar kept in the fridge next to the eggs 495 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,720 Oh 496 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,320 How symbolic to have the balls next to the eggs 497 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,720 How the fuck it fucked up? You know what I'm saying? You get that? 498 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,680 You have to open the fridge every time to look in there, you know what I mean? 499 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:27,200 That I the first a nut right to know so this motherfucker went and had his balls surgically removed 500 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:31,680 Yeah, which I not like the kendall party we talked about in the earlier episode 501 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,880 It's gotta be much earlier. It's gotta be against the Hippocratic oath 502 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:40,880 I mean come on man. Like you can't cut people's nuts off. Yeah, you're supposed to do no harm, right? 503 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,880 Well, but I don't know exactly what it means. I don't I know it's you're not I think that's part of it 504 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:49,680 Well, yes, you know, it's like I know I should have looked that up. I was gonna come up. I know what you mean 505 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,200 Well, it's sort of that's like self-harming shit because listen man. Yeah, I don't give a fuck with anybody 506 00:39:55,280 --> 00:40:01,840 That's like it's like a cop assisted suicide. You're still getting someone to kill you and you're fucking that person 507 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:06,080 I'm too. This is like doctor assisted mutilation 508 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:11,840 Self-mutilation, you know, they punish sickos pedophiles rapists. They chemically castrate them 509 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,760 They do it against their will. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, like this is because without your balls 510 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,840 It makes you kind of not want to fuck anymore 511 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:25,520 Well, yeah, I understand that but I'm just saying that's how the government that's how they use it as a punishment 512 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:30,000 Yes, these people are doing it free willing. That's fucking crazy free willing 513 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,600 I mean, I willy nilly getting their fucking balls cut off 514 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:40,640 This motherfucker's running around willy nilly getting his balls removed. What the fuck is going on with people? 515 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:46,480 What kind of doctor lets you keep them? I mean, this is it fucking who's the clinic that sponsors us 516 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,560 Tom's 517 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:54,320 Tom's free clinic. Tom's free clinic probably down there. One two three main street mentioned Larry and needles 518 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,400 Any time you say yeah 519 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,120 procedure 520 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,680 Tom he time fries every most shit is free 521 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,280 Well, he flies it's nice at times because he also has a side 522 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,680 Hustle as a vet veterinarian if you bring your cat and dog there too. My god, it's all in one room, right? 523 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:17,360 Oh, yeah, not today doesn't differ. I got treated right next to a fucking sigmes cat once 524 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,800 Closest pussy you've got. Yeah 525 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,440 the fucking 526 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,160 It was a german shepherd there in the next room over 527 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:31,600 Jesus sharing a room with a weird bestiality video. It's a fucking doctor office 528 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:37,200 There's got a lot of people there too, man. He checks the dog's ass and then takes the glove off and opens your mouth 529 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,720 Sounds like a real shoddy run place sounds like the the bio lab 530 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,120 Don't be smirks are sponsored, dude 531 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,920 Sorry Tom 532 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:57,760 But yeah, I mean think about that you can't just cut your nuts off. No, you gotta be nutty 533 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,320 no one intended 534 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,680 You gotta be nuts, man 535 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,880 Hey 536 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:11,360 How about the guy that did the kendo now that that wasn't even fucking any surgical doctors involved? 537 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:15,840 Wasn't that just some maniacs fucking the one with his penis? 538 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,880 Yeah, I wish I would remember that guy's name. He was from Japan and I don't believe that he uh, 539 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:26,000 I don't think it was a doctor involved. I think they had to rush the guy to a hospital and shit, right? 540 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,720 What were they called skinny? Um 541 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,600 Slimy fuck 542 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,760 smoothies smoothies smoothies 543 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,000 They would cut their they would so the dude cut his wiener off 544 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,560 And it serves the people and they ate his dick 545 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:48,160 And they paid they paid money to do this. We talked about yeah, yeah, but that's just crazy 546 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,000 Here's the thing though, man 547 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:55,840 The only smoothie I want is like from Dunkin Donuts or like uh, Dairy Queen or some shit, man 548 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,840 Who the fuck would do that man? What the hell is wrong with people? 549 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:05,440 There's a lot of mental issues, you know, and then the problem is they find other freaks with mental issues 550 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:11,200 Oh, yeah, that's a good idea and they're all like, yeah, I'll do that. I'll do that and it's fucking 551 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,360 Oh my lord. How do you do that? Because then you lose your urethra 552 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,440 What do you do? 553 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,560 What do you do? 554 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,960 I think it's like a chick now. They just move it. I mean, I 555 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,680 But I don't think they did anything. I think it was just some crazy butcher with a frying pan 556 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,240 I don't think dude 557 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,320 Seriously, you just smashing his dog 558 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:39,760 You can't go to the doctor and say I want the kendole, you know the smoothie doc and then I want to keep it 559 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,760 And 560 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,160 So listen up damage it all right 561 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:51,280 Man, holy fuck. I mean you have to really be mentally ill 562 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,760 Because when you say it out loud 563 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:59,920 It's sick. It's sick. He is depraved and here's the thing you're right about the doctor with the hippocritic oath 564 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:05,360 How in the fuck could he in a right mind say? Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, we'll schedule you for like no problem 565 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:12,560 Tuesday next week. Yeah, how long you been off your meds? They should be waiting there with the psych ward goons to put them in the 566 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,560 fucking truck not fucking 567 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,400 Actually fall right into the thing is a wake up in the loony bin 568 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,680 Not actually cut the guy's balls off 569 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,480 Did you think you could go boners? 570 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:32,160 I don't I fucking would have no idea. You don't think so. I have no idea. I bet you you fucking probably wouldn't man 571 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:37,120 Um, we have no idea. You'd have no desire to fuck whatsoever 572 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:43,760 People fucking see a hot chicken not even ill thoughts wouldn't even enter your mind. Um, imagine that 573 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:48,400 People fucking well that people talk about that when they lose a limb they get like 574 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:54,080 Yes, phantom pain. Yeah, so phantom boners. Yeah, you know, um 575 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,360 But just yeah, I can't believe it's 576 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:02,080 My dad's buddy our old neighbor Chuck. He got his leg. He got his uh 577 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,840 leg chopped off and he had a bad foot and uh 578 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,960 He still had the pain in his foot 579 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:14,640 Because I remember him telling my dad at least when I get this fucking thing chopped off because he knew he was gonna happen 580 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:20,560 He had to go to the doctor obviously, but he was had to do it. It was cancer or something. Oh, okay, and uh 581 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:27,840 He's like then he's telling my dad believe it or not the fucking foot still hurts. I still feel it. It's like even though 582 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,840 I'm looking and seeing 583 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:35,920 That the motherfucker ain't even there. It's crazy how your mind fucking works how your body works. It's a fucking 584 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:42,880 Horrible well, yeah, but it's it's one of those things where you look at somebody and you're like damn that sucks 585 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:47,760 Yeah, one nice thing though like with the toothache when you get that put tooth pulled it's gone 586 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:53,520 The tooth pulled it's gone. The pain goes away only only bone that doesn't grow back, right? Except your wiener 587 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,800 But no, I think teeth are the only bones that don't grow back, right? Yeah, how many bones you got in your wiener? 588 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,120 How many bones? Yeah, I got my wiener 589 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,920 Is that a start of a joke or a 590 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,040 rhetorical thought 591 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:19,200 There's in the end of whatever you whatever you'd say I'd say oh really I got this many it would be a lot more 592 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,960 Well, yeah, because you're definitely known to hang out boys. I'm a fucking excellent joker 593 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:33,040 Oh, yeah, that's how it works the experience of the fucking open mic nights 594 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,080 You did open mic nights 595 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:40,560 Where a couple of times man, yeah 596 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,560 For nobody that knows that's a local gay bar reference 597 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,440 It was called hunters. Yeah, and then there was the manhole 598 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,960 The manhole is like something you see in a cartoon strip 599 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,960 Yeah 600 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,640 But I mean come on, you know exactly what's happening in that place 601 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,640 The dirty rod 602 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,680 The fudgy stick 603 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,680 Oh 604 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,400 Oh, that's funny Packers bar 605 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:15,920 Oh, that showed you that gay bar in gay michigan. Yeah, that's actually pretty funny gay michigan in the US 606 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,800 Shout out to anybody out there listening. I mean we're going to the gay bar tonight 607 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,680 It's not really a gay bar because it's the name of the town, which is kind of funny 608 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,920 Yeah, I mean there's a lot of a lot of silly places nice thing about that 609 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:35,360 Uh bar out there in the fucking sticks in michigan though. It looked like it was also kid friendly 610 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:41,520 Not only not only did they have dartboards pool tables and a lot of booze, but they also had like a 611 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,800 Playground for the adults to neglect their kids head 612 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:51,120 Well, is he gonna do it a bar? Yeah, attention to some stupid kid. Yeah, I mean we used to go to the bar or parents all 613 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:55,040 Time. Oh, yeah most dirt bags grew up in a bar. Oh, I didn't grow up 614 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,280 I'm kidding brother. Come on. You know my parents 615 00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,440 And I grew up in a bar, but now I remember what they did just ripping fucking that place in michigan 616 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,600 You could price. Oh, yeah, you can smoke in that 617 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,000 Right we read you too. Yeah, they don't care. They don't give a 618 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,400 Man, I got a mush mouth 619 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:15,680 Fuckin this dad ain't there. They had a lot of snowmobiles and shit. So it's one of those kind of places where it's out 620 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:20,160 Everybody's drunk as a skunk. Yeah leave that place hit a fucking tree 621 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,120 Go back to your militia 622 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,120 Tree 623 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:31,200 That happens I know somebody that that happened. Hey man my good buddy my best friend when I was a kid dicky fucking 624 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:38,240 Shout out dicky. He fucking when we were older. He hit a rock. He thought it was you know, I didn't even see it 625 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,240 He was yeah, all right 626 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:46,560 He with a snowmobile and he killed him that killed him. So I know a guy who hit a tree 627 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,280 And I know somebody who fell into a lake 628 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,280 Now that's gotta be the one I know someone they fell into a lake too 629 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,000 A snowmobile. Yeah, me too. And then fucking dude that died. Yeah 630 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:04,400 My friend lived. No, this dude died on the fucking lake deal. Yeah, they were coming home at night 631 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,560 Fucking on a trail and uh like Stevens Point, Wisconsin and 632 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,280 Fucking right through a lake 633 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:16,720 Crazy and then just at night all you see is the light nobody knows you're fucking gone 634 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:23,040 You know and you look back, you know, he's a headlamp and now you're underneath the water probably a headlamp. I'm looking up 635 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,320 And it was ice. Yeah 636 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,880 No, it was spaghetti 637 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,840 Well, you remember that one lake that all the spaghetti was found in and for us because they pumped up 638 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:40,480 Okay, that is fucking crazy. Okay. Here's what happened to my buddy going fast 639 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:45,120 It all seemed just going underwater and that's it and then you drown. Nam now here's what happened 640 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,680 My friend that gives me the willy. He's going on the lake and you know, everyone's going on the lake 641 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:55,840 And you gotta keep moving on the lake. Well, this guy he's a fucking druggy in a dummy and he stops his 642 00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,080 sled 643 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:03,440 I was gonna say bike and then I was gonna say scooter and I'm like, what's the word sled and he fucking 644 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,720 Lights a cigarette and he sits on his scooter 645 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,280 Scooter you just said it 646 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:17,040 He sits on his fucking sled the snowmobile and he smokes the cigarette and sure enough the fucking thing goes right through 647 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,560 Well, you I mean that thing fucking weighs a lot man. You can't just yeah 648 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:25,280 And you gotta keep moving and he's a dumbass. So now I like it he gets out 649 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,400 He he can barely get out of the ice. No one helps him 650 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,720 The sled went under 651 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:35,920 Fucking he's knocking now. He's freezing cold. He's up in like wisconsin somewhere 652 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:41,920 He's freezing cold and or any act. That's where it was. No one's knocking on the 653 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,320 He's knocking on every door. Nobody's answering 654 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,920 He sees people moving the curtains and looking out the window at him. He's like, oh, I'm freezing help me 655 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:57,360 No one's fucking helping him. He had to knock on like fucking 12 houses 656 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,840 The lake killer gets you you don't open the fucking door 657 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:06,480 But he's obviously covered in ice finally someone you know, let him call the cops and then you know 658 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,880 They find him and they made him pay to get the fucking screw. I mean the 659 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,720 Hurtest yeah, the herd the herd the herd 660 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:19,200 Yeah, he got a pay to get the fucking sled pulled out and everything 661 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:26,240 How did he spend like I fell through the water? Oh, I mean, yeah, they said we know because you're an idiot you stopped and let a cigarette 662 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:32,080 Oh, how the fuck you recover that thing this same guy one time he got a DUI 663 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,760 We'll just call him Jay fucking 664 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:42,880 He he goes hey Larry, I don't know why I got a DUI. I was really honest with the cop 665 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,480 I go really what you telling me it's like I told him I only had like 666 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,080 10 or 11 drinks and I'm like, oh my lord 667 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,640 I'm like, yeah, that's because most people aren't on a big mixture of 668 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,640 What he used to call poof 669 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,920 You know, and this is going back like 20 years 670 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,640 poof was like a mixture of 671 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,280 probably like math and heroin 672 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,400 Yeah, it was a crazy thing and um 673 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,400 poof 674 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:17,760 So he thinks it's normal to be able to drink 12 drinks and still fucking drive and walk around because he's whacked out of his mind 675 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,160 Yeah 676 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:25,120 And he got to do a poof all they got two DUIs two days in a row by the same cop 677 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,360 Really? Yes 678 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,240 Wow 679 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,240 Yeah, total dumbass 680 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:36,720 I mean, it's listen man if it really sucks when a judge has to intervene and be like, hey, you're having too much of a good time 681 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,960 It does twice now you're that I mean that's fucking how long ago years 682 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,040 I wonder if but DUIs probably weren't they're not as bad as they are 683 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:52,080 It was pretty bad back then man. Oh you want to know you want an update on my uh 684 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:58,400 Yeah, let's see what happened to needle in court. Oh, no, nothing. I just got a continuance. I'm not talking about that 685 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:03,360 Fucking but the judge I don't like a fucking judge who jokes around. I don't like a dentist who jokes 686 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,040 No, I don't like I will if you're I don't want you to joke around motherfucker 687 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:12,320 This guy the judge is cracking jokes and shit and everybody's laughing. I'm just like sitting there. I'm like, what the fuck 688 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:17,920 The my my lawyer says ASAP and the judge looks at him. He's like you have to repeat yourself 689 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,440 I don't know what that means like everybody laughed and the guy was like, do you know what he means talking to me 690 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,440 I'm like, yeah, I know what he means 691 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:30,000 And he's like, oh you guys are collaborating. I'm like, I just give this guy my money 692 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,560 And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about like 693 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,600 Whatever fuck this guy, you know, wow 694 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:38,240 So he's a real fucking jokester 695 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,560 Choo-choo. Yeah, um 696 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:46,320 Maybe we got to get him on the podcast. No, we're not gonna be kidding. How about the judge that represented me that one time 697 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,240 They got caught carrying the gun in the courthouse and it fell out of his robe 698 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,720 He was my judge 699 00:53:52,720 --> 00:54:00,720 We're watching it on channel 9 news and Mary's like, oh my god, that's needles. That's the judge and I'm like, oh no way 700 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:08,320 He like dropped it. It was right on camera on the phone on the court like everybody saw it and shit 701 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,320 Shit where everybody fucked 702 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,920 I'm like, dude, that guy just gave me fucking probation 703 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:20,320 He didn't go back and see him and then he got I had to go back and see him and he had to vacate his position 704 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:25,200 So there was a new judge. Yeah, they made they made him fucking quit. Yeah 705 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:30,240 Like he can't be kidding. Which was you know what considering what's going on today at this time 706 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:33,680 You know, that was more that was probably a little five years ago or so 707 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:41,200 Now the stain age he's you know, that was nothing. So yeah, oops. I dropped a gun in the middle of the courtroom 708 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,560 Oh, that's okay hunter. Just pick it up and put it back in 709 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:53,040 Here's your crack pipe to that rolled of the one time Mary said when she was in court 710 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:59,600 One of the attorneys is one fucking guy. He's always fucking she knew it was a part of her and fucking 711 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:07,200 The the crack pipe rolled out of his briefcase and he quickly picked it up and put it back looked around 712 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:16,960 This is in the Chicago Cook County legal system. Well, this is in a bad area. This was yeah 713 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:22,960 Where the disc courthouse that Mary worked at or were the it was well, she worked there pretty much all of them, bro 714 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,320 Yeah, but the one she worked at the majority. I don't want to say where it was at 715 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:31,360 But it was leading the murder rate for Chicago. It still probably does lead Chicago in murders 716 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,720 And it was in this district that was it was a hotbed 717 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,640 Or granted central, huh? 718 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:42,720 Granted central no Kersen and Kedzie Kersen and Kedzie. Yeah, that was right off the highway. It was a fucking bad 719 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:49,600 Yeah, that was the one and she worked at 26 and Cal and then she fucking she did them all she worked at all of them 720 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:54,640 She used to want me to come to work with her. I'd be like fuck man. They're gonna confuse me with the criminals 721 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:58,800 You're not an outer. Like who is that guy like a marriage? I don't know 722 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 I don't know who that dumb ass 723 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:06,000 I don't know that motherfucker. Do you want to do your fucking hit list? 724 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,200 Yeah, let's go 725 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:15,280 All right. Yeah, I gotta say what thank you for everybody that listens. We love you and we appreciate it 726 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,520 Yeah, like follow subscribe tell your friends 727 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:22,720 I didn't mean to interrupt you Larry and I love it that we asked for some people to do stuff and they contacted Larry and 728 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,760 They were like what the fuck I listen to the show. So shout out to you 729 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,240 All right, man, here we go 730 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,960 No filter Frank Ross 731 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,280 man shout out 732 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,760 Ross chris no shirt, nick no shirt 733 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:40,720 zodiac 734 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:42,720 Haskola 735 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:48,240 The ladies on the list tiffany chrissey lou Ann backy sherry 736 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,880 Mary j Clara 737 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,920 My cat Selena and harmony 738 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,760 Tom's free clinic. Yeah. Oh, yeah only fans girls. We don't want to forget 739 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,280 Mr. X mr. X man. Thanks for fucking sending me the 740 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:10,240 Permanent information that I need to continue on to grease the wheels of Larry's mind 741 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:17,200 And they're getting greasier by the minute. Oh, yeah, I mean there's so much shit going on and mr. X is at the forefront of it 742 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:24,160 No, I don't know. He's at the forefront. Well in our world. He shares a lot. Yeah, he shares a lot of my same exact opinions 743 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:30,400 That's how about in our world. He is. Yeah, okay, because he's like minded individual. Yes, that's that's what it is 744 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,600 I'll tell you one thing. I saw I saw a nice long fucking 745 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,760 Documentary about sandy hook. It was about 746 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:44,960 Two hours and 50 minutes long. We're gonna get into this at the end of the episode 747 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,960 I don't know 748 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,960 Because man, I think we want to do a conspiracy 749 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,960 It's some crazy shit something else something 750 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:59,040 All right, we won't but here's I'll tie it into an earlier story the veterans the the uh 751 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:06,160 The soldiers the 13th soldiers who lost their lives and all the ones that got maimed and fucked up and hurt 752 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:12,560 And on the debacle in Afghanistan because of our fucking dumb fuck president 753 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:19,600 Joe Biden doing the dumbest fucking way possible. Well, he's not really doing anything the fucking military is doing all that 754 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:25,680 You think Joe Biden's fucking like hey, we should get out of Afghanistan to like go sit in the corner each or porridge pop 755 00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:29,440 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. I take that back joe man. You know what? 756 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,800 He's just a patty like everybody is probably pretty cool guy 757 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,280 And you're just doing what anyone would do. That's very crooked. I don't blame you buddy 758 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:41,440 No, you should you lived in if you lived in chicago and certain neighborhoods 759 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:47,440 You'd fit right in pal. There's a lot of crooked motherfuckers just like you around here 760 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,080 A lot of them are friends. Yeah 761 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:58,240 I saw meme today that it said that it was michelle obama and she says for the last time i'm not big mic 762 00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,640 Or the big guy or the big guy 763 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,760 That's great, but I didn't see that that was funny. She said i'm big mic not the big guy 764 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:10,240 Um, we just 765 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,760 Poor obama, you know 766 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,480 It's so obvious that 767 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:21,520 I mean, do you really think the cook probably saw a big mic stick or dude first of all 768 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:26,800 The guy's he has a secret security detail. No poor obama. You know what I mean? 769 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,720 I'm kidding about that. You know you make your bed and then you have to lie in it. I think I don't know 770 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,960 Or you know, you know what I mean. This guy's living it up. Larry probably 771 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:39,280 Oh, yeah, dude 500 thousand dollar fucking cocaine a day. Oh 772 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,120 No, I mean 773 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,240 You don't want to put a guy on blast because he likes to have a good time. Do you hell? No 774 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:49,040 I mean, hey, and if he's into tranny's more power to him because he's got the biggest and the baddest 775 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:54,320 Yeah, and the thing is is it would have been great for them to come out of the closet and been that really 776 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,760 They talk about all these glass ceilings getting shattered 777 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:04,800 That would have shattered some other fucking glass ceilings because she stands up in a greenhouse. She's so big 778 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,880 They haven't put the star on top of the Christmas tree 779 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,000 Which I mean hey, you're tall you're big, you know, he's like um, um, uh 780 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:19,760 Michael, I mean, uh, michelle could you I don't want to get the step ladder. Could you put the star up? 781 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,240 Or could you lift me up? 782 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,160 Hands under his arms like a baby 783 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,280 But hey shout out to do whatever you want to do man. I don't give a fuck whatever you do 784 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,640 Just don't fucking breathe. Just try not to get a job with hillary 785 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:42,880 Or barack or anybody like that. Well, you know that the clinton's uh, cook also drowned. Yeah, but first of all 786 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:48,240 Something like that instead of getting a job for them. How about just don't even interact with them? 787 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:53,440 Because somehow the clinton's or the obamas because somehow shit fucking runs downhill with these people 788 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,760 Well, she always runs downhill 789 01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:02,160 Well, it ends up at fucking these idiots, you know whatever runs downhill and ends up in your grave 790 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:08,560 There's many many roads that lead to the aforementioned people families. We just talked about nobody's perfect 791 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,960 Nobody's fucking 792 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:16,800 Sane everybody's a narcissist and has their own agenda. I don't know about that. Well to some extent 793 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:22,080 You know if you care about yourself and you like yourself you're a xenophobe if you like this country now 794 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:27,840 It's like get the fuck out of here. I thought a xenophobe was if you're afraid of other people from other countries 795 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,080 Well, yeah, because you don't want people coming into this place 796 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:37,120 And I don't want immigrant, you know, I see. Yeah, I love this country and I want to stand and defend for it 797 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,200 Oh, you're a xenophobe. Yeah, I see 798 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:45,440 I'm just throwing titles that stuff. Yes. Yes, and you're racist. Oh, we don't want to larry Jesus 799 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,680 This country was built on racism. What we talked about last week. It's the N word of white for white 800 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,880 I know but this the country was built on racism just 801 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:56,880 Tune into the tv and ask. You don't have to give me reparations for saying 802 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:01,920 I should get reparations too, man 803 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:07,600 The school system should give all everybody reparations everybody in Chicago. They went to school 804 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,280 The public school system. I mean, I hate to say half of them are dead 805 01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:16,000 I mean a lot of those kids are dead. They should have taught them motherfuckers how to stay alive, man 806 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,600 I mean the duck and roll that would probably been more duck and cover 807 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:26,000 Yeah, it would be the stop drop and roll dick van dyke was on our little fucking thing 808 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,880 I'm sure everybody remembers that dick van. Was it a tv commercial? Was it a film they showed you at school? 809 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,200 If you're ever on fire kids 810 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,200 Drop to the ground and roll 811 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,240 Stop dropping roll 812 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:41,840 Yeah, and then they show the kid don't run and then they show the kid running and the fire's getting bigger 813 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:45,840 But it's only a cartoon, you know, it's like uh, what do you call like a stuntman? 814 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,880 See how he 815 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:54,160 See how the fire gets hotter as he runs and poor billy has no skin or hair left 816 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:59,600 The other kid had some skin and hair left. Oh, he did just patches though. That was his new nickname 817 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:00,960 That was 818 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,600 Look at patches here and the family was poor 819 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:09,280 So they really made fun of him because the mother just put patches on the shirt too. That's how I got the name actually 820 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,240 Skin transplant he had looks like we had patches 821 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:16,880 When I was a kid man in high school. There was this kid that fucking, um 822 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,840 Must have got burnt up in a fire 823 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,800 And he did get burnt up in a fire, but I wasn't really too good a friend to them 824 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,120 I didn't want to ask him. Hey, what happened, dude? 825 01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:32,000 How did that happen exactly telling me every detail, but he had fucking 826 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:38,800 And his arms were fucking jacked up like a motherfucker all the way up to his like elbows for shanti 827 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:44,560 I think yeah, it's pretty similar to that. I think it was like that. Yeah, and it was sick looking man 828 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:49,840 It looked like what the fuck kind of what kind of animal did they use for the skin? 829 01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:56,880 Are we guessing no, yeah, no it looked like it looked like it looked like, you know a bird or something 830 01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:02,320 Oh, I didn't like the bumps on it. Yeah, it was fucked up. Yeah, it was fucked up. I don't know what it was 831 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:07,840 Well, you know what I forgot the kid's name. I would give him a shout out and say I hope your arms fucking 832 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,720 I hope you didn't have any now the rule man 833 01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:14,320 I hope you didn't have any long-term lasting painful effects from that 834 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,400 Start flapping your wings and start to fly 835 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,920 Spread your wings and fly 836 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,680 Fly away and then they had to give them 837 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:28,080 The press anti-depressants just because you got chicken skin on your arms, buddy 838 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:32,720 Don't try flying off any buildings. Yeah, we do not control it. It doesn't mean they're wings. Love you, buddy 839 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:37,520 Good old chicken wing. Good old chicken skin. Dude, you were a good guy in school 840 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:41,600 I never sat next to you because you're probably in the smarter class 841 01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:46,480 If I would have copied off you a time or two, I would have probably remembered your name 842 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,600 Yeah, and if you want to use this for your victory, you gotta pay a sum box 843 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:54,960 Yeah, I didn't copy off anybody. I fucking failed all on my own 844 01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,840 Just jack daniels and coca-yay 845 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,400 coca-yay 846 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,440 All right, we good one time we made this fucking no, we're not 847 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,600 No, speaking of coca-yay, we made this we were all me 848 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,760 Don and forth and no shirt. Nick. We were in probably middle school 849 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:18,000 Is this a good story to tell? It's pretty funny. All right. I don't know 850 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,000 Well, we were we were maybe could or could not have been on 851 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,800 heavy dosages of fucking hallucinogenic lsd and fucking 852 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,400 And uh, they are making this 853 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,360 cocaine factory 854 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:40,320 And they had it all designed with the little river going to the fucking loading dock and I was like drawing this 855 01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:46,960 No, make it in in the sandbox at the fucking playground when we were all fucking tripping our balls on 856 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:53,440 And my brother's like the coca-yay will come out right over here and it will go to the you know 857 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:59,120 And we're all fucking out like zonked out of like four hits of fucking acid 858 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:05,920 Yes, man, it was all seeing the like a variation. It was very fun. I bet you it is 859 01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:11,680 I wish I could eat acid man. It's just too long of a fucking journey. Yeah. Well, first of all, I haven't well 860 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,320 No, I can't say that I know my nephew not 861 01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:20,640 I won't say which one because I gotta I got a couple of few nephews. It's all right people. I know 862 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:22,720 Why do you gotta call them out? 863 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,200 It was my nephew 864 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:30,800 That shorty no, no, no, no, not shorty 865 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,320 I was gonna say because we have to bleep all that out 866 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:42,160 I'm not gonna tell you how I felt about that. Anyway, man, that was a great one. Have a wonderful evening everybody 867 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,200 I'm Larry. I'm Nidals. We love you. Have a 868 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,920 Have a fucking great time 869 01:06:47,920 --> 01:07:03,920 Peace