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Welcome to Larry Needles show. I'm Larry. I'm needles. Yeah, we're just talking about how we're some homegrown motherfuckers, man
Welcome to a special hump day edition. Yeah
You want to hear something go for it? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt you hump somebody you love
Okay, or somebody you don't love and trying to get away with it. I mean fuck
You want to hear something crazy man shit is going downhill in society. I think because
Definitely is I'll give you an example of what two twice two car things happen with me in two fucking separate days, man
I don't ask couple of days. Yeah, the last pit the past two days. Okay, I live out
I live on a one-way street right next to a school. Okay, so I can't I thought you weren't supposed to live next door to a school
So fucking I'm standing there for
Monday I'm like, you know, there's teachers pulling out cuz schools getting ready to get back in you know and so I'm fucking sitting there and
This person pulls up behind me and just starts laying on the horn
Oh, and these guys fucking clearly pulling out in front of me. Yeah, okay laying on the horn laying on the horn
And I'm just like, you know, I'm not I live here. I'm not gonna fucking shit where I eat, you know, and I mean, so
Fucking the guy literally backs up and just hammers it past me
Now you got to figure two cars park on this is others my
There's cars parked on the left my cars in the middle and then there's angle parking for the fucking okay
Okay, um like parking lot style on one side. Yeah, it's just a one-way in one way. Yeah, there's no thoroughfare. So yeah, um
What do you call it? Oh, so the fucking guy pulls out the guy still backing up the guy doesn't see him fucking backing up
Drives up on the fucking grass almost hits a light pole and then tears out of there and there's kids around
You know what I mean?
man and
I fucking look up and the guy's fucking just furious man. Just like peeling out so
You must have really been in quite a hurry
I mean how big of a hurry are you but I mean when is some people people that act like that?
That hasn't happened in such a long time. Yeah, I'm the guy that people honk at now
Sometimes I really go fast like on the way
Somewhere but usually on the way back. I'm going pretty fucking slow. Yeah
Because you picked your weed up and you got done smoking it
No, you know, but like I go pretty slow unless I had to get to band practice or something like that
Otherwise, I'm the guy that people are like this motherfucker. What the fuck's gonna save you five minutes me exactly
I mean seriously what you this isn't NASCAR. You're not vying for position
Yeah, but I already did all that road rage. Yeah when I was a kid. I can't I can't be like so now listen to fucking this
This one is a fucking man
Dadoosie so I fucking
I get out of so I'm out of my car and a car is coming down the street
And I'm like, you know, I'm waiting for them to go they wave me across and then they fucking take off
Oh my god
And almost hit me. Holy fuck
I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Do they know what waving someone on even means?
I think what happened was the lady was on the phone and she was I saw her look down a couple times
Oh, man
attention and she's the fucking phones are just ruining. Yeah every motherfucker
You look like on the road is on his phone. There's what I'm on my scooter, man
That's my biggest fear is somebody's fucking not looking and they can't see me. I'm gonna get fucking plowed man
Even at work people are on their phones fucking constant texting fucking email
It's like you just can't get away from it
You know, I'm surprised you're not wearing your 5g thing anymore
I got thrown to the wayside marked it wanted me to wear it and I stopped wearing it and then
You know, yeah, he was pretty serious about it and
So then I stopped wearing it and uh, and then I haven't seen the motherfucker for a month and a half
So go figure I was watching this thing. It worked all his fucking
Harping Hibbler was saying that yeah, these are uh, if it's
This is all hearsay
Allegedly, the five G's are interrupted by lead. Oh
Yeah, you know, it's in lead right what bullets
So he said what they do is allegedly they'll go to these towers and they keep on banging them up and then eventually they move them
He's saying this is all somebody he knows, but I don't I don't know man
I just think that's just cuz you know, I'm not getting into conspiracies today
Yeah, so but he was just saying that so that's like, uh, that's a little code there
Yeah, the other the other thing is true that if you were in a lead box the 5g wouldn't
Effect you although you wouldn't be able to do anything
Well, you don't lick the fucking inside of the box
I think you could I think you could like you get old lead and be in a lead box without getting lead poised
I mean if we have any scientists listening, please I'd love to hear you debate Larry
I live in a lead box. No, no, I'm not saying living it, but I don't think it would kill you
I don't think you get lead poisoning
Well, if it's surrounded by you and then you're breathing in the air and which is gonna be recirculated through the lead
You know the lead is the levids giving you some shit. I mean eating lead paint
Well, yeah, you know waterhead kid from that shit
What happens when they when you get lead poisoning is you get a real fucking
Short wick man your quick to violence when you are lead poison really? Yeah, and it brings down your IQ a lot too
Well, it's lead. It's a heavy metal. Yeah, I mean, it's a very fucking yeah
I mean, but um, I think if you made a lead box Larry just to get out of 5g
We really have to put you in the loony bin and
You could you probably have to build something that isn't led to stand under the crouch and how big of a box are we talking about?
That's a lot of lead. I'm not gonna crouch man. I want to be roomy. Oh you want a lead house?
That's a good idea. Oh, did you just get lead paint?
What that's a good idea that's a very good paint. Yeah, so that's what you need lead paint in your house
I think they outlawed that shit like the 70s. Oh man. Yeah, yeah
That was the shit me and no shirt Nick would eat when we were kids chips. Yeah, man
The lead shit seriously they would that lead paint was delicious. How do you know we used to eat it?
I thought you were joking, but you really
And that explains a couple of maybe a chip or two
Yeah, I thought you got rough under that us
But no it was the lead paint that did it. I mean the motherfucking things like the acute it in taxation of intoxication
The fucking lead which is hilarious trying to get high as infants everybody's just after us, right?
I mean, we're trying we're spending our money to buy shit and this shit's killing us
You know what I mean? That's it brother. I think the conspiracy at this point in time, but everything like they had like asbestos
Yeah, you know, I mean it's still fucking I was there was a I was watching this thing on the internet that they have this
They bought a building and it had asbestos roof. Okay, and it was
It was like I think the city wouldn't even let them remove the roof. Wow. It was a huge warehouse
It's gonna kick up the dust. Yeah, and they were like and then to
What's that called? What abacate abacator? What's the fuck's that called?
Fuck I can't just head at the tip of my tongue and I lost it. It'll come back
But um when you get rid of it, there's a word called for it. Um, so these guys have to have to skate
No, that's not it, but you can keep on saying a word. Isn't that a good word? Yeah, it's something like that
I don't know but uh, you could but they had to like spray this shit on it and then spray this all
There's like all these like layers of different shit. It's like is that gonna work?
We thought asbestos was gonna work at one time
Chemicals yeah, let's put more chemicals on deadly chemicals exactly
We're just gonna throw more gas on the fire and see what happens
We would get to some asbestos when I worked in construction
My boss would be like ah shit. Just put your fucking t-shirt over your mouth and then also when I lived with my cousin Jimmy, man
he um
My bedroom was called the quote-unquote asbestos room
I know if the tiles in the ceiling and the tiles on the floor were all asbestos
I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I'll probably say fifty percent. It's a good chance
Yeah
I mean as if there was my bedroom and my fucking breathing started getting fucked up in uh, was there drop ceiling?
Yeah, yeah, yeah ceiling tiles and then likes those old old linoleum tiles when we
Busted into one of the walls for some reason or another it was
insulated with the comic strip from the
um, you know Chicago Sun-Times or Tribune or something from like
1940 something
No, it was it was a John Wayne ad in the comic strip
About him on the set moving around big heavy furniture starting out as a as a
Props guy in Hollywood and he smokes camels
Oh, okay. This is literally in the comic section. Oh, yeah
I mean fucking remember when we had camel cigarette
This was a camel fucking cigarette ad in the in the comics. Okay. Yeah, I mean
Featuring fucking John Wayne the Duke. They didn't think cigarettes were bad for they knew dude
Well, they didn't think they were gonna be as bad as they were but they knew they were addicted. That's all that mattered
They knew just they know without filters man
Those tobacco companies buy off their own fucking people to write their own reports slanted the way they wanted
They knew everything
Well, they knew what they were doing
They just knew how much money they were gonna get and they knew it was fun and addictive people were gonna want to be looking
You know cool with a cigarette. Oh thinking they're looking tough and shit
I mean does it and then they all fucking
Back in the day listen to this my grandmother didn't smoke and my grandfather came home with cigarettes one day
Couple of cartons of whatever kind I think it was the kind where each cigarette was a different color like really flashy shit
Yeah, and told my grandmother this is like the posh in thing now start smoking abatement
Bateman, sorry. I had to get that fucker out. So anyways. Yeah, he told my grandmother to start smoking
Because it was it's a cure all the posh fucking thing to do. Yeah, everybody in the movies. They were pushing it
They're still I mean I go my grandmother literally started smoking because my grandfather said you you look cooler smoking
But I'm not gonna smoke of course. Yeah, they didn't smoke
They used to give guys in the military smoke fucking free smokes. Oh, yeah
I mean like they didn't give a fuck they might still they will just give you whatever you want. Um, I mean I would imagine
If you fuck you dude
Kidding man, I know you're kidding
But no like I would imagine if you're in the Marines and you want to pack a fucking cool or pack of Marlboro's they'll hook you up
You talking to a certain type of people
Well in like World War two, I don't think that
Maybe they were giving you new parts. No, they were just probably giving you mobros
They probably had a contract with the gov. No, they had something they had some lucky strikes probably they had some fucking
What that Chesterfield they had some menthols, you know for the guys that want to smoke went on really wonder when menthol cigarettes first came around a
Long time ago, bro
Long time. Yeah, okay, so here. Well. Oh, thank you very much. I appreciate it
I got two stories that I want to talk about here, dude because I you know
I don't like talking about the news and stuff like that, but if it has to do something silly with Biden
I want to talk about it. Okay, just because it's a fucking you say you're gonna say your Biden story
But let me get one thing out my
People out there you people are gonna be so proud of me
Oh boy, one of my neighbors a couple of big fucking branches from his tree blew into my yard
And I didn't throw it back into his yard you thought about needles I dealt with it myself
Needles came in I was like a little needle on your shoulder
You are the only guy that said that I shouldn't have done that in the first place
You didn't listen to me because you still fucking hung tough man
The best part is I gotta get a shout out to my wife because she didn't fucking say a word to me
She was like down for whatever
Retribution I was giving out that day
Well, I'm very proud of you Larry. Thank you very much for
Thank you with us because we know you struggle with your anger towards your next door
Growing I'm a work in progress. Yeah, you know progress not perfection, right? That's right
But I mean, you know, obviously this guy has children and a wife and has never bothered you in his life
But yeah, and how about this man? How about this?
What's that? I was coming home on my little scooter the other day, man
And she was pulling out and I had to stop in the street and wait for her
I normally these motherfuckers don't make eye contact. She didn't did she wave
Look at that the courts I waves back
Look at that turning the other cheek Larry look at you
Amazing what's that? It was amazing, but you felt good too. You were like probably first thing
It did came home tell fucking Mary and the neighbor fucking waved to me
Yeah, so that's good. I'm very proud of you Larry
I know it's difficult and I know because you had an issue with your fence which yeah
Forced tree did break your fence and they didn't offer to do anything about it. No, that's where this all started from
Yes, okay, so just the title of this
Made me fucking think of you. Okay, Biden tries to shake hand of Marine who lost arm during Afghan with
a
Biden I don't have an R
And it's a sad story like listen man shout out to our vats man. Oh, yeah, love you guys
I'm also mad always get the fucking short under the stick
Also to the gold star families and especially now recently
They've been in the forefront again because they just went and had some bitter words to say towards Biden the 13
Moms and dads of the soldiers of the kids that got killed in the Afghanistan
Withdrawal debacle that this dumb motherfucker calls a success
Which was far from a success. Hey, we're getting a fucking Hummer and a black Hawk out of this
So you better fucking calm your tits over there. They probably fucking left all that stuff there on purpose for those guys
Well, here's our tech. How about you try to figure it out and fucking make it better?
I'll learn how to use it then teach other guys how to use it
It's a fucking like what do those guys have dude. They got donkeys and carts and you drop all this shit off
They're thirsty for knowledge. They can't even get porn
they got
Toyota trucks with fucking haliters. Yeah, all in the bag. We did that story about the dude who saw his Toyota truck on the
ISIS video here
Amazing, okay, so let me get to this door really quick. All right, let's hear it
You don't have to be really quick, bro. I'll take your fucking time. Thanks Larry. I appreciate it, brother
I know you got to go jam tonight. So um
So this was in 2021
Okay, he was fucking he was one of the guys that was hurt in the Afghanistan withdrawal
Okay, so this is fucking recent man. And like you said, it was a debacle. Yeah, it was approximately
700 and some days ago. I mean whatever
Remember they showed there were people like hanging on to the plane and they were dropping off. Yeah now that
They had pirate. I don't know if it was legit either that could have been a big
Was crazy. So his name is let me say his name Sergeant Tyler Vargas Andrews a Marine
We salute you okay, an arm and the leg
Okay, he's going to go meet the president. He got invited to the White House to go meet the fucking president
This guy actually this was a suicide bombing. He got got damn
Um, see what I mean even the kids that fucking didn't get killed. There's a lot of wounded people too and
Citizens to home and your kids missing an arm and a leg. It's fuck what the fuck this guy can't work anymore
Now you got to rely on the government who just gave all of those fucking weapons and all that technology and shit to
Afghanistan for nothing and taking that money and throwing it back into the VA and when this guy needs medical attention
They're gonna make them jump through hoops, and I'll probably get Larry. I don't like that
You know what I'm saying though, they're gonna make a real fucking
Joke for the guy I understand that so this guy gets fucking hit with this. He'll have to hop through hoops that one
Now I get it the first time but okay, so then he goes to fucking so basically this dude's all fucked up
Yeah, tells his family. He's like
He want he wants he's eagerly awaiting the opportunity to meet the president
He tells his family hold all of my opioids like hold all of my narcotics and stuff like that because he's
He says he was addicted because he went on a podcast
I listened to a little I'm sure he was dude because you know what a lot of my friends that were in the service are
Addicted to drugs that they got him addicted to you know because that's what they did and that's what they do and plus
You know most of my friends like to get high even if you're heroin what they did one like 70%
Or I won't say 70 at least 50% of people from the Vietnam War came back with a heroin habit
Yeah, and they would throw these people just back to their families
You know and not even help them out like alright
You know because people were so against the Vietnam War at that time
It's fucking crazy what they did to those guys so he's expecting to meet the president in an hour
Four fucking hours go by
Okay, and his mom starts bitching because now he's not feeling good. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, they show up
Fuckin we call it so now he's starting to go through withdrawal. So he's a little bit taken he doesn't he's in the White House
Yeah, you know, okay, really throw up on the right. He doesn't know if it's Obama. He says like he was kind of using it. Yeah, um
He said he or he said I didn't had no idea who the president was I didn't think it was Trump
I didn't think it was Biden my brain couldn't make the connection the injured Marine said
I like how they write that okay, so then Biden approaches him with this fucking
Right arm out and the guys obviously missing
Fucking left arm, you know what I mean?
so
Fucking then what do you call it? It's right arm. Yes, it's right arm. Yeah, sorry. I know wait
Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, sorry. I didn't even think about that. I was fucking I went off shot. That was funny
I thought about that after I said it didn't sound right. All right, so then fucking, uh
Unless it's a West Side Story knife fight and they tie him together right to left. So now listen to this
This is crazy
one of the one of the people from the White House come over and say
She's sitting there and somebody comes over to me. He leans over to me and he's like what do you want?
Because the president fucked up so bad
They offered them whatever they wanted
Wow, yeah, okay. This is the mom saying this
Okay, so she's already pissed at the president. Yeah, and I don't blame the lady man
They don't say what political affiliation they have either. So this isn't like sure it's not it's not a biased opinion
No, it's just pissed off because of the way they got treated. It's American military news
So I'm not I'm not gonna like come up and say oh, they're a red or they're fucking blue. All right. All right, so then uh
What do you call it? So then she so Jill Biden comes over she talks to her and she's like, oh, I'm really interested in helping whatever
Foundation this and that
Fucking whatever you need will give you so now somebody from the White House promises or shit
Jill Biden promises or shit in front of a room full of people. There were a bunch of her family there too
So she said she wants she just wants to help get an assistance and bring an awareness to what's going on
okay, so
Basically as soon as this happened
Jill nobody the Jill Biden nothing they kept on blowing her around blowing her around and they fucking
Oh
lowered his VA payments
Oh
Wow
so and now
Basically, what a cock sucker. Basically, they're saying
They're they were trying to champion legislation to financially support caretakers
For people taking care obviously for people care of these people and they just left the family without help
And they're fucked up
You can't it sounds about right you can't tell someone's missing an arm
You can't you can't you couldn't write that shit. No, and then he had a sling on the other one
Man the guy wasn't shaking any hands. No. No, he was fucking hemmed up
It was Biden fucking stuck up his left foot. No, but it's just funny that
This happens if you know what I mean like why did they fucking and why did they cut this motherfucker off?
Just because because of the snafu. I think from our president
You know because they don't want to draw attention to anything
But wouldn't that draw attention to it to have them fucking why they're writing about it now? Yeah
Sorry to interrupt you but that I mean, you know, you want to draw even more attention to it
Fuck these people over. How about the dude that fucking just po he posted some anti-biden shit and the FBI dean
Them credible threats they went to his house this morning. I think it was in Idaho and he's dead now
Oh, man, this just happened today
If i'm not mistaken, I read the article earlier today
But just by posting online threats
I mean that times seems kind of fucking peculiar doesn't it
You post some threats and then the fucking feds are at your house and then all of a sudden you get into a shootout
Who the fuck wants to get in a shootout with the feds?
I mean unless you really have an agenda and that you're trying to fucking move along. Yeah, but he probably
He might be a martyr right now to some people
You know, he is uh, I don't want to say ruby ridge, but definitely an example
Well, he's he made himself an example
No, why how could you say that just because you say something online? No, no, you should get killed by the feds
I'm saying if you got into a shootout with the cops. Oh if he really did and that's not a lie
Yeah, here's the thing though everything they tell us is a lie
The funny thing is you know if the if the FBI said they got into a shootout
And it was him you could bet that it's the other way around because
By their past performances and by what they're doing right now and by how they're well, they were in a mo
Yeah, but they also
They're proven to be fucking complete liars
Yeah, no if this guy's a normal dude goes to work every day fucking goes to the bar with his wife and his kids
It didn't really I didn't really read the whole I just read half of the article. Great
At least I read the page
Or the title just sometimes
They have no other business look at me like fucking Mitch McConnell
Yeah, okay. Oh, oh by the way, Mitch McConnell stop first of all, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that but
How come they're spending all this money on this guy who's making threats?
How about we worry about online predators with children?
Yeah, well, that's because they're all involved with that. I know but why would I mean how fucking asinine is oh
They found this guy who made a threat against biden
But you can't find us millions of pedophiles in the world. Exactly. It sounds a little fishy. Yeah. What do you think?
We're fucking you know because it doesn't pass the fucking smell test man. It's fucking bulls. Yeah
But uh, what do you call it? They always fucking throw like a curveball in there like that. I was reading this other thing about
Uh, which was funny that uh in um
In the Gaza Strip. Oh, yeah, you know, they were the same day that they announced that they were aliens
The they were going in and they were taking settlers homes and they were knocking them down
Oh my god, and they were like concreting shit over. It was crazy
So they were it was a fucking curveball to make everybody look but everybody was like, uh
whatever
What the fuck? Yeah, because I didn't know what else was that was the only thing I knew that went on that day
There wasn't really you know, it was all over the place. I saw some good footage now
I don't know if it's brand new or I just happened to just see it yesterday, but
Of what? Mitch McConnell. Oh boy onstage
And he's standing up there like a complete doof with fucking like he does lately. Yeah, mr. Doofus and fucking
There's all these people around them clapping yay, Mitch McConnell and he's up there like not saying a word looking like he's stunned
And the whole audience is going
retire
Booing them and everything and screaming retire this guy's what he's like 90
I don't know, but he's fucking definitely mentally shot. Yeah. Well, how about the chick that uh,
What was the the the old chick where they were just like say aye say aye
What was that the lady?
Fuck she was a democrat and they were voting on something in the house or they were it was I can't remember what it was
But she just they just signed over power of attorney for her and she's still alive in the senate
Or whatever she's in but I know I know you could sign over power attorney
But it's um just in case but you're close to death. You think you know what I mean?
Yeah, what the fuck is your name not Ginsburg because that bitch died fine fine Stein. Yeah, that's what it was
Which is funny. I mean, I know that I was been reading articles or like it's normal to sign over power of attorney
She's sitting there going she's like, where are we? Where are we and the guys saying say aye?
Yeah, and he says it multiple times on a microphone
What do you mean aye my eyes fine? She said guys aren't even that good anymore. You got something in your eyes, sonny
They were covered a microphone back in the day
Yeah, I mean like the fucking uh, what do you call it the g-men? That's what I was thinking of the other word
I was trying to get out the g-men when we were talking about Elliott Nesson. Yeah the g-men the g's after me see yeah
Yeah, okay now. This is a funny stop at a world man. Do they fucking I picture you call fucking mcconnell
Sergeant doof and he does like the Benny hill
Who's bellies hanging out and his hat's like yeah
And he puts his arm and his tongue comes out. Yeah, what Benny was the best. He doesn't know fucking shine from shit
oh, shouldola right now
Doesn't I mean these people are in front of camera making us look like fools
It's a slap to the face that these people that person runs your fucking what district or state or whatever. Um
They had some good fucking rock and roll with uh
uh, stony and fucking bobby the other day and then yesterday with hascola and bobby
playing uh, hascola was you know the drummer and stony's the drummer and uh
Played some good fucking versions of our shit, dude
And it was just giving a shout out to those boys nice rocking dudes
Let's do a shout out in the middle of the show now. Well, you know just a little story a little bit
Shout out to catechronic listen to catechronic if you like music man fucking or even if you don't
If you're deaf
You know the braille version. Yeah, the braille version is good. Remember that fucking lab we were talking about in california
Yeah, the one that moved from nevada. Yeah the uh, the uh
What do you call the po the bio lab? Yes, I couldn't think of the word bio. I was I'm sorry, dude
It got over 500 000 dollars in taxpayer cash
Of course it did. I'm surprised. That's all isn't that crazy though like
Surprise didn't get 500 million dude. It's crazy. You know 500 000 dollars, man
And they were and they said it was run by chinese nationals
Do you know that all chinese nationals are required?
I believe all chinese people period that live here are required to report back to china and spy or else
The government will harm the families
You know like anybody grandma and grandpa living back home or any aunts and uncles and whatnot
I mean, they'll fuck them up if you don't not inconceivable that a communist country would have their
dissidents or whatever spy on us
Yeah, I mean there's money in that no, they wouldn't be dissidents
They'd be people that are actually you know doing the deeds of china. Well, I'm saying china has hooks in everybody
Yeah, I mean it doesn't have to be a citizen
Not the larry needles show baby. Well not yet. I mean
They offer us a good chunk of change. We'll do any ultra. I'll learn chinese for you
We could do only fucking people that we uh answer to is toms free clinic
Our sponsor and god god and jesus jesus is really the only one we answer to but
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I think that's gonna be our next merch toms free clinic
Definitely, we're gonna do toms free clinic sure. We've got to have time fucking
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Pitch in though on the cost of the manufacturing right now. We're his only sponsor so
He's really helping hoping that we'll pull through. Yeah, so that fucking lab is crazy
They're making fake pregnancy tests and fake fake covid test
They're fucked up
Imagine you fucking fake pregnancy test is a lot worse than a fake
I know that dude your dad's going to hell talk about taking the elevator right the hell man
I mean that's fucking and it says on the thing that's the girl's like i'm not pregnant, you know fucking goes to school
Fucking you know i'm getting fatter. They think shit. What's going on and then all of a sudden
The kid's pregnant and fucking mom's pissed off. Everybody's grounded. The kid can't watch tv or nothing
You know what I mean now they just throw them on birth control and fuck them all up
You know what I mean? So what they do young kids throw them on birth control because they're supposed to help with
their menstrual cycle and shit
So they throw them on throw they're already giving them something that's so it's like saying go ahead and fuck you won't get pregnant
No, it's like hey big pharma. Here you go. Here's another motherfucker and that too though
But it's also destroying the morality of the youngsters. Well, not really because now they become more empowered you would think
Because yeah, but sex and not get pregnant
Exactly and it's going to make them have sex a lot quicker back in the day
You know once in a while people will be worried about that kind of shit
And obviously still gotta worry about now because there's some chinese people
Fucking making freak pregnancy tests. Yeah, but here's the thing. He obviously don't have to worry about it if they're giving the kids fucking
birth control pills right away before
Supposedly they should even be having sex
That's pretty fucking weird. They try to give them fucking the it's fucked up. They try to give them HPVs at vaccine also
Yeah, I mean it's crazy with the shit that they want to give them. I mean I've seen that
I've seen the commercial on tv between like some green acres or some shit like that
And uh the kid it shows like, you know, the 16 year old kid and he's gonna die or something
If the mom would have just got him the shot, you know, and I mean, how do you get that from fucking or from eating pussy or something?
Both
You get HPV from fucking from skin to skin contact
You have a sore on your mouth. You kiss somebody they got that now. Is that how you got it?
I got it from eating ass
Oh, but that's here nor there
Um, so yeah, they you know, they try and pull on your heartstrings a little by showing some innocent kid
And he's gonna die because the parents were irresponsible. Basically. That was the gist of the commercial
I can't even watch those ASPCA commercials with what's her nuts playing the fucking guitar
You know the uh, uh, jewel or whoever it is that oh, yeah
You know when the dogs come on and they're all shaking and shivering like mother fucker like this is just we were just talking about
Distended bellies. That's a great band name too
About the people in Africa they show the kids they got like flies all over them and shit
It's like somebody give them a fly swatter. They're about 99 cents. You could buy them for 50 cents. Maybe
Yeah, we should just ship out fly swatters to Africa. You can get them at least
You can get them for like three for a dollar something at um, that would be pretty fun
If we if we buy a bunch of fly swatters and then
Send them over there and eat them. We'll put stickers on them and just ship them off the airport
Now that we just have to pay for shipping them. I'm sure we could find some guy
At a cheap rate to do it. Yeah, let me put there all our shits and videos on national geographic
Whoever idiots sent them fly swatters
Uh, fuck that. They don't need fly swatters, man. Oh shit, man
They got the one commercial man where the kids fucking legs look like the back legs of a giraffe or something
You ever see that one the kids are super fucking
sick in their
I don't know if they're in Africa or where the fuck they're at and then it shows like uh, what kind of sicker they did
It was it really fucked up physically physical ailments like big
Goiards and shit
Siderhead the one girl's legs went backwards and looked like they were about an extra foot longer like an animal like a south american shit
And uh, yeah, and it was mercy ships
Those oh, yeah, it was a ship that comes up to shore with fucking, you know doctors and yeah
And they put all the sick in there. Yeah, they know what you're talking about. It's probably organ. It's probably organ stealing and fucking
Um, child trafficking. Yeah, who knows but god forbid. Let's hope not
Hopefully they're a good company. I bet you if you everything I said was just
Put some a whisper in your ear. Yeah
The producer said what the fuck are you saying Larry? Maybe she got slander this company
You know anything about them, but you know what? I think those might have been the ships that uh, donald trump sent to
New york when Cuomo needed hospitals supposedly room for covet vote unquote because fucking
you know
Even even though the hospitals were
Totally probably from what I saw when I've been to the house
Yeah, that's full. That's what they told me Larry. That's what they told you. Yeah, so you know that wasn't true
9-11. Yeah, they were just filled with people. It was like a 10 hour wait
Well, maybe at 9-11
All right, Larry so
You turn yourself into a chick so they maybe they maybe they think that the fucking mercy ship was taking care of kids
That they recovered that were trafficked kids. I bet that's why none of the covid patients went over to the ships
I bet you if you look at its flight if its path it went by little st. James
Like oh, we got to make a pit stop here to get more supplies. You know
You know it man. No, I don't know it
But I just like to speculate about it because it makes you laugh
Because now this is something for you for also diving. All right. This is a great one
This is the last one I got just because this one is
Asinine transgender woman demands ex-boyfriend to return her testicles from this fridge
I won't keep it you're nothing. Oh, man. Fuck it hilarious. Um
He's keeping him in a refrigerated the dude so they broke up and he's got her
Oh
I don't know man. So they fucking he cut his junk on his nuts off. Oh
Okay, it was like a eunuch
Right as a eunuch. Yeah balls eunuch your balls, right? Yeah
And uh the castrate you yeah, there's a falsetto now you can see
All of a sudden this motherfucker's range expanded like a
Like a bitch like you know, Mariah Carey. I think they say that she was a man allegedly and
The drugs that she took was what made her voice go to those insane fucking notes. Yeah
Oh because it fucks with your vocals
All right, so man, I mean it take those when you turn from a man to a woman
I mean, it's very fun. Okay. So they broke up eight months ago
Uh
Dude claims that she threatened them and wants to hurt them. She like every fucking weirdo
Wait, wait, wait. Who's this now the chick?
This is a threat threatened to hurt him. This is the balls thing. Oh
Okay, it took me so long to get started. I forgot the fuck. I know. Sorry man. I got a that was a rough start
I just wanted to get this one out so we could bullshit just because we want to because we do want to know about the guy
Who has his balls in a jar refrigerator? Well, no the boyfriend's keeping them
The man is keeping them from the other man. Oh my god
And uh, but there's one line I want to read. There's just one line. I have to read the guy says he doesn't know where anything
He's keeping them
Uh
Gosh dang it. Where was the I gave you those balls. Yeah, they're mine now. They're the gift
Uh, fuck man. Where does he say that she's she was keeping them somewhere?
Man, I apologize for this. I hate that's why I hate doing fuck. Oh, yeah, here we go
That's all yeah
So Brianna Kingsley of Pontiac, Michigan filed an affidavit claiming her ex William Wojachowski
37 retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles
Preserved in a mason jar kept in the fridge next to the eggs
Oh
How symbolic to have the balls next to the eggs
How the fuck it fucked up? You know what I'm saying? You get that?
You have to open the fridge every time to look in there, you know what I mean?
That I the first a nut right to know so this motherfucker went and had his balls surgically removed
Yeah, which I not like the kendall party we talked about in the earlier episode
It's gotta be much earlier. It's gotta be against the Hippocratic oath
I mean come on man. Like you can't cut people's nuts off. Yeah, you're supposed to do no harm, right?
Well, but I don't know exactly what it means. I don't I know it's you're not I think that's part of it
Well, yes, you know, it's like I know I should have looked that up. I was gonna come up. I know what you mean
Well, it's sort of that's like self-harming shit because listen man. Yeah, I don't give a fuck with anybody
That's like it's like a cop assisted suicide. You're still getting someone to kill you and you're fucking that person
I'm too. This is like doctor assisted mutilation
Self-mutilation, you know, they punish sickos pedophiles rapists. They chemically castrate them
They do it against their will. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, like this is because without your balls
It makes you kind of not want to fuck anymore
Well, yeah, I understand that but I'm just saying that's how the government that's how they use it as a punishment
Yes, these people are doing it free willing. That's fucking crazy free willing
I mean, I willy nilly getting their fucking balls cut off
This motherfucker's running around willy nilly getting his balls removed. What the fuck is going on with people?
What kind of doctor lets you keep them? I mean, this is it fucking who's the clinic that sponsors us
Tom's
Tom's free clinic. Tom's free clinic probably down there. One two three main street mentioned Larry and needles
Any time you say yeah
procedure
Tom he time fries every most shit is free
Well, he flies it's nice at times because he also has a side
Hustle as a vet veterinarian if you bring your cat and dog there too. My god, it's all in one room, right?
Oh, yeah, not today doesn't differ. I got treated right next to a fucking sigmes cat once
Closest pussy you've got. Yeah
the fucking
It was a german shepherd there in the next room over
Jesus sharing a room with a weird bestiality video. It's a fucking doctor office
There's got a lot of people there too, man. He checks the dog's ass and then takes the glove off and opens your mouth
Sounds like a real shoddy run place sounds like the the bio lab
Don't be smirks are sponsored, dude
Sorry Tom
But yeah, I mean think about that you can't just cut your nuts off. No, you gotta be nutty
no one intended
You gotta be nuts, man
Hey
How about the guy that did the kendo now that that wasn't even fucking any surgical doctors involved?
Wasn't that just some maniacs fucking the one with his penis?
Yeah, I wish I would remember that guy's name. He was from Japan and I don't believe that he uh,
I don't think it was a doctor involved. I think they had to rush the guy to a hospital and shit, right?
What were they called skinny? Um
Slimy fuck
smoothies smoothies smoothies
They would cut their they would so the dude cut his wiener off
And it serves the people and they ate his dick
And they paid they paid money to do this. We talked about yeah, yeah, but that's just crazy
Here's the thing though, man
The only smoothie I want is like from Dunkin Donuts or like uh, Dairy Queen or some shit, man
Who the fuck would do that man? What the hell is wrong with people?
There's a lot of mental issues, you know, and then the problem is they find other freaks with mental issues
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea and they're all like, yeah, I'll do that. I'll do that and it's fucking
Oh my lord. How do you do that? Because then you lose your urethra
What do you do?
I think it's like a chick now. They just move it. I mean, I
But I don't think they did anything. I think it was just some crazy butcher with a frying pan
I don't think dude
Seriously, you just smashing his dog
You can't go to the doctor and say I want the kendole, you know the smoothie doc and then I want to keep it
And
So listen up damage it all right
Man, holy fuck. I mean you have to really be mentally ill
Because when you say it out loud
It's sick. It's sick. He is depraved and here's the thing you're right about the doctor with the hippocritic oath
How in the fuck could he in a right mind say? Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, we'll schedule you for like no problem
Tuesday next week. Yeah, how long you been off your meds? They should be waiting there with the psych ward goons to put them in the
fucking truck not fucking
Actually fall right into the thing is a wake up in the loony bin
Not actually cut the guy's balls off
Did you think you could go boners?
I don't I fucking would have no idea. You don't think so. I have no idea. I bet you you fucking probably wouldn't man
Um, we have no idea. You'd have no desire to fuck whatsoever
People fucking see a hot chicken not even ill thoughts wouldn't even enter your mind. Um, imagine that
People fucking well that people talk about that when they lose a limb they get like
Yes, phantom pain. Yeah, so phantom boners. Yeah, you know, um
But just yeah, I can't believe it's
My dad's buddy our old neighbor Chuck. He got his leg. He got his uh
leg chopped off and he had a bad foot and uh
He still had the pain in his foot
Because I remember him telling my dad at least when I get this fucking thing chopped off because he knew he was gonna happen
He had to go to the doctor obviously, but he was had to do it. It was cancer or something. Oh, okay, and uh
He's like then he's telling my dad believe it or not the fucking foot still hurts. I still feel it. It's like even though
I'm looking and seeing
That the motherfucker ain't even there. It's crazy how your mind fucking works how your body works. It's a fucking
Horrible well, yeah, but it's it's one of those things where you look at somebody and you're like damn that sucks
Yeah, one nice thing though like with the toothache when you get that put tooth pulled it's gone
The tooth pulled it's gone. The pain goes away only only bone that doesn't grow back, right? Except your wiener
But no, I think teeth are the only bones that don't grow back, right? Yeah, how many bones you got in your wiener?
How many bones? Yeah, I got my wiener
Is that a start of a joke or a
rhetorical thought
There's in the end of whatever you whatever you'd say I'd say oh really I got this many it would be a lot more
Well, yeah, because you're definitely known to hang out boys. I'm a fucking excellent joker
Oh, yeah, that's how it works the experience of the fucking open mic nights
You did open mic nights
Where a couple of times man, yeah
For nobody that knows that's a local gay bar reference
It was called hunters. Yeah, and then there was the manhole
The manhole is like something you see in a cartoon strip
Yeah
But I mean come on, you know exactly what's happening in that place
The dirty rod
The fudgy stick
Oh
Oh, that's funny Packers bar
Oh, that showed you that gay bar in gay michigan. Yeah, that's actually pretty funny gay michigan in the US
Shout out to anybody out there listening. I mean we're going to the gay bar tonight
It's not really a gay bar because it's the name of the town, which is kind of funny
Yeah, I mean there's a lot of a lot of silly places nice thing about that
Uh bar out there in the fucking sticks in michigan though. It looked like it was also kid friendly
Not only not only did they have dartboards pool tables and a lot of booze, but they also had like a
Playground for the adults to neglect their kids head
Well, is he gonna do it a bar? Yeah, attention to some stupid kid. Yeah, I mean we used to go to the bar or parents all
Time. Oh, yeah most dirt bags grew up in a bar. Oh, I didn't grow up
I'm kidding brother. Come on. You know my parents
And I grew up in a bar, but now I remember what they did just ripping fucking that place in michigan
You could price. Oh, yeah, you can smoke in that
Right we read you too. Yeah, they don't care. They don't give a
Man, I got a mush mouth
Fuckin this dad ain't there. They had a lot of snowmobiles and shit. So it's one of those kind of places where it's out
Everybody's drunk as a skunk. Yeah leave that place hit a fucking tree
Go back to your militia
Tree
That happens I know somebody that that happened. Hey man my good buddy my best friend when I was a kid dicky fucking
Shout out dicky. He fucking when we were older. He hit a rock. He thought it was you know, I didn't even see it
He was yeah, all right
He with a snowmobile and he killed him that killed him. So I know a guy who hit a tree
And I know somebody who fell into a lake
Now that's gotta be the one I know someone they fell into a lake too
A snowmobile. Yeah, me too. And then fucking dude that died. Yeah
My friend lived. No, this dude died on the fucking lake deal. Yeah, they were coming home at night
Fucking on a trail and uh like Stevens Point, Wisconsin and
Fucking right through a lake
Crazy and then just at night all you see is the light nobody knows you're fucking gone
You know and you look back, you know, he's a headlamp and now you're underneath the water probably a headlamp. I'm looking up
And it was ice. Yeah
No, it was spaghetti
Well, you remember that one lake that all the spaghetti was found in and for us because they pumped up
Okay, that is fucking crazy. Okay. Here's what happened to my buddy going fast
It all seemed just going underwater and that's it and then you drown. Nam now here's what happened
My friend that gives me the willy. He's going on the lake and you know, everyone's going on the lake
And you gotta keep moving on the lake. Well, this guy he's a fucking druggy in a dummy and he stops his
sled
I was gonna say bike and then I was gonna say scooter and I'm like, what's the word sled and he fucking
Lights a cigarette and he sits on his scooter
Scooter you just said it
He sits on his fucking sled the snowmobile and he smokes the cigarette and sure enough the fucking thing goes right through
Well, you I mean that thing fucking weighs a lot man. You can't just yeah
And you gotta keep moving and he's a dumbass. So now I like it he gets out
He he can barely get out of the ice. No one helps him
The sled went under
Fucking he's knocking now. He's freezing cold. He's up in like wisconsin somewhere
He's freezing cold and or any act. That's where it was. No one's knocking on the
He's knocking on every door. Nobody's answering
He sees people moving the curtains and looking out the window at him. He's like, oh, I'm freezing help me
No one's fucking helping him. He had to knock on like fucking 12 houses
The lake killer gets you you don't open the fucking door
But he's obviously covered in ice finally someone you know, let him call the cops and then you know
They find him and they made him pay to get the fucking screw. I mean the
Hurtest yeah, the herd the herd the herd
Yeah, he got a pay to get the fucking sled pulled out and everything
How did he spend like I fell through the water? Oh, I mean, yeah, they said we know because you're an idiot you stopped and let a cigarette
Oh, how the fuck you recover that thing this same guy one time he got a DUI
We'll just call him Jay fucking
He he goes hey Larry, I don't know why I got a DUI. I was really honest with the cop
I go really what you telling me it's like I told him I only had like
10 or 11 drinks and I'm like, oh my lord
I'm like, yeah, that's because most people aren't on a big mixture of
What he used to call poof
You know, and this is going back like 20 years
poof was like a mixture of
probably like math and heroin
Yeah, it was a crazy thing and um
poof
So he thinks it's normal to be able to drink 12 drinks and still fucking drive and walk around because he's whacked out of his mind
Yeah
And he got to do a poof all they got two DUIs two days in a row by the same cop
Really? Yes
Wow
Yeah, total dumbass
I mean, it's listen man if it really sucks when a judge has to intervene and be like, hey, you're having too much of a good time
It does twice now you're that I mean that's fucking how long ago years
I wonder if but DUIs probably weren't they're not as bad as they are
It was pretty bad back then man. Oh you want to know you want an update on my uh
Yeah, let's see what happened to needle in court. Oh, no, nothing. I just got a continuance. I'm not talking about that
Fucking but the judge I don't like a fucking judge who jokes around. I don't like a dentist who jokes
No, I don't like I will if you're I don't want you to joke around motherfucker
This guy the judge is cracking jokes and shit and everybody's laughing. I'm just like sitting there. I'm like, what the fuck
The my my lawyer says ASAP and the judge looks at him. He's like you have to repeat yourself
I don't know what that means like everybody laughed and the guy was like, do you know what he means talking to me
I'm like, yeah, I know what he means
And he's like, oh you guys are collaborating. I'm like, I just give this guy my money
And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about like
Whatever fuck this guy, you know, wow
So he's a real fucking jokester
Choo-choo. Yeah, um
Maybe we got to get him on the podcast. No, we're not gonna be kidding. How about the judge that represented me that one time
They got caught carrying the gun in the courthouse and it fell out of his robe
He was my judge
We're watching it on channel 9 news and Mary's like, oh my god, that's needles. That's the judge and I'm like, oh no way
He like dropped it. It was right on camera on the phone on the court like everybody saw it and shit
Shit where everybody fucked
I'm like, dude, that guy just gave me fucking probation
He didn't go back and see him and then he got I had to go back and see him and he had to vacate his position
So there was a new judge. Yeah, they made they made him fucking quit. Yeah
Like he can't be kidding. Which was you know what considering what's going on today at this time
You know, that was more that was probably a little five years ago or so
Now the stain age he's you know, that was nothing. So yeah, oops. I dropped a gun in the middle of the courtroom
Oh, that's okay hunter. Just pick it up and put it back in
Here's your crack pipe to that rolled of the one time Mary said when she was in court
One of the attorneys is one fucking guy. He's always fucking she knew it was a part of her and fucking
The the crack pipe rolled out of his briefcase and he quickly picked it up and put it back looked around
This is in the Chicago Cook County legal system. Well, this is in a bad area. This was yeah
Where the disc courthouse that Mary worked at or were the it was well, she worked there pretty much all of them, bro
Yeah, but the one she worked at the majority. I don't want to say where it was at
But it was leading the murder rate for Chicago. It still probably does lead Chicago in murders
And it was in this district that was it was a hotbed
Or granted central, huh?
Granted central no Kersen and Kedzie Kersen and Kedzie. Yeah, that was right off the highway. It was a fucking bad
Yeah, that was the one and she worked at 26 and Cal and then she fucking she did them all she worked at all of them
She used to want me to come to work with her. I'd be like fuck man. They're gonna confuse me with the criminals
You're not an outer. Like who is that guy like a marriage? I don't know
I don't know who that dumb ass
I don't know that motherfucker. Do you want to do your fucking hit list?
Yeah, let's go
All right. Yeah, I gotta say what thank you for everybody that listens. We love you and we appreciate it
Yeah, like follow subscribe tell your friends
I didn't mean to interrupt you Larry and I love it that we asked for some people to do stuff and they contacted Larry and
They were like what the fuck I listen to the show. So shout out to you
All right, man, here we go
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Mr. X mr. X man. Thanks for fucking sending me the
Permanent information that I need to continue on to grease the wheels of Larry's mind
And they're getting greasier by the minute. Oh, yeah, I mean there's so much shit going on and mr. X is at the forefront of it
No, I don't know. He's at the forefront. Well in our world. He shares a lot. Yeah, he shares a lot of my same exact opinions
That's how about in our world. He is. Yeah, okay, because he's like minded individual. Yes, that's that's what it is
I'll tell you one thing. I saw I saw a nice long fucking
Documentary about sandy hook. It was about
Two hours and 50 minutes long. We're gonna get into this at the end of the episode
I don't know
Because man, I think we want to do a conspiracy
It's some crazy shit something else something
All right, we won't but here's I'll tie it into an earlier story the veterans the the uh
The soldiers the 13th soldiers who lost their lives and all the ones that got maimed and fucked up and hurt
And on the debacle in Afghanistan because of our fucking dumb fuck president
Joe Biden doing the dumbest fucking way possible. Well, he's not really doing anything the fucking military is doing all that
You think Joe Biden's fucking like hey, we should get out of Afghanistan to like go sit in the corner each or porridge pop
Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. I take that back joe man. You know what?
He's just a patty like everybody is probably pretty cool guy
And you're just doing what anyone would do. That's very crooked. I don't blame you buddy
No, you should you lived in if you lived in chicago and certain neighborhoods
You'd fit right in pal. There's a lot of crooked motherfuckers just like you around here
A lot of them are friends. Yeah
I saw meme today that it said that it was michelle obama and she says for the last time i'm not big mic
Or the big guy or the big guy
That's great, but I didn't see that that was funny. She said i'm big mic not the big guy
Um, we just
Poor obama, you know
It's so obvious that
I mean, do you really think the cook probably saw a big mic stick or dude first of all
The guy's he has a secret security detail. No poor obama. You know what I mean?
I'm kidding about that. You know you make your bed and then you have to lie in it. I think I don't know
Or you know, you know what I mean. This guy's living it up. Larry probably
Oh, yeah, dude 500 thousand dollar fucking cocaine a day. Oh
No, I mean
You don't want to put a guy on blast because he likes to have a good time. Do you hell? No
I mean, hey, and if he's into tranny's more power to him because he's got the biggest and the baddest
Yeah, and the thing is is it would have been great for them to come out of the closet and been that really
They talk about all these glass ceilings getting shattered
That would have shattered some other fucking glass ceilings because she stands up in a greenhouse. She's so big
They haven't put the star on top of the Christmas tree
Which I mean hey, you're tall you're big, you know, he's like um, um, uh
Michael, I mean, uh, michelle could you I don't want to get the step ladder. Could you put the star up?
Or could you lift me up?
Hands under his arms like a baby
But hey shout out to do whatever you want to do man. I don't give a fuck whatever you do
Just don't fucking breathe. Just try not to get a job with hillary
Or barack or anybody like that. Well, you know that the clinton's uh, cook also drowned. Yeah, but first of all
Something like that instead of getting a job for them. How about just don't even interact with them?
Because somehow the clinton's or the obamas because somehow shit fucking runs downhill with these people
Well, she always runs downhill
Well, it ends up at fucking these idiots, you know whatever runs downhill and ends up in your grave
There's many many roads that lead to the aforementioned people families. We just talked about nobody's perfect
Nobody's fucking
Sane everybody's a narcissist and has their own agenda. I don't know about that. Well to some extent
You know if you care about yourself and you like yourself you're a xenophobe if you like this country now
It's like get the fuck out of here. I thought a xenophobe was if you're afraid of other people from other countries
Well, yeah, because you don't want people coming into this place
And I don't want immigrant, you know, I see. Yeah, I love this country and I want to stand and defend for it
Oh, you're a xenophobe. Yeah, I see
I'm just throwing titles that stuff. Yes. Yes, and you're racist. Oh, we don't want to larry Jesus
This country was built on racism. What we talked about last week. It's the N word of white for white
I know but this the country was built on racism just
Tune into the tv and ask. You don't have to give me reparations for saying
I should get reparations too, man
The school system should give all everybody reparations everybody in Chicago. They went to school
The public school system. I mean, I hate to say half of them are dead
I mean a lot of those kids are dead. They should have taught them motherfuckers how to stay alive, man
I mean the duck and roll that would probably been more duck and cover
Yeah, it would be the stop drop and roll dick van dyke was on our little fucking thing
I'm sure everybody remembers that dick van. Was it a tv commercial? Was it a film they showed you at school?
If you're ever on fire kids
Drop to the ground and roll
Stop dropping roll
Yeah, and then they show the kid don't run and then they show the kid running and the fire's getting bigger
But it's only a cartoon, you know, it's like uh, what do you call like a stuntman?
See how he
See how the fire gets hotter as he runs and poor billy has no skin or hair left
The other kid had some skin and hair left. Oh, he did just patches though. That was his new nickname
That was
Look at patches here and the family was poor
So they really made fun of him because the mother just put patches on the shirt too. That's how I got the name actually
Skin transplant he had looks like we had patches
When I was a kid man in high school. There was this kid that fucking, um
Must have got burnt up in a fire
And he did get burnt up in a fire, but I wasn't really too good a friend to them
I didn't want to ask him. Hey, what happened, dude?
How did that happen exactly telling me every detail, but he had fucking
And his arms were fucking jacked up like a motherfucker all the way up to his like elbows for shanti
I think yeah, it's pretty similar to that. I think it was like that. Yeah, and it was sick looking man
It looked like what the fuck kind of what kind of animal did they use for the skin?
Are we guessing no, yeah, no it looked like it looked like it looked like, you know a bird or something
Oh, I didn't like the bumps on it. Yeah, it was fucked up. Yeah, it was fucked up. I don't know what it was
Well, you know what I forgot the kid's name. I would give him a shout out and say I hope your arms fucking
I hope you didn't have any now the rule man
I hope you didn't have any long-term lasting painful effects from that
Start flapping your wings and start to fly
Spread your wings and fly
Fly away and then they had to give them
The press anti-depressants just because you got chicken skin on your arms, buddy
Don't try flying off any buildings. Yeah, we do not control it. It doesn't mean they're wings. Love you, buddy
Good old chicken wing. Good old chicken skin. Dude, you were a good guy in school
I never sat next to you because you're probably in the smarter class
If I would have copied off you a time or two, I would have probably remembered your name
Yeah, and if you want to use this for your victory, you gotta pay a sum box
Yeah, I didn't copy off anybody. I fucking failed all on my own
Just jack daniels and coca-yay
coca-yay
All right, we good one time we made this fucking no, we're not
No, speaking of coca-yay, we made this we were all me
Don and forth and no shirt. Nick. We were in probably middle school
Is this a good story to tell? It's pretty funny. All right. I don't know
Well, we were we were maybe could or could not have been on
heavy dosages of fucking hallucinogenic lsd and fucking
And uh, they are making this
cocaine factory
And they had it all designed with the little river going to the fucking loading dock and I was like drawing this
No, make it in in the sandbox at the fucking playground when we were all fucking tripping our balls on
And my brother's like the coca-yay will come out right over here and it will go to the you know
And we're all fucking out like zonked out of like four hits of fucking acid
Yes, man, it was all seeing the like a variation. It was very fun. I bet you it is
I wish I could eat acid man. It's just too long of a fucking journey. Yeah. Well, first of all, I haven't well
No, I can't say that I know my nephew not
I won't say which one because I gotta I got a couple of few nephews. It's all right people. I know
Why do you gotta call them out?
It was my nephew
That shorty no, no, no, no, not shorty
I was gonna say because we have to bleep all that out
I'm not gonna tell you how I felt about that. Anyway, man, that was a great one. Have a wonderful evening everybody
I'm Larry. I'm Nidals. We love you. Have a
Have a fucking great time
Peace