Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.
Hey, welcome to the Larry and Needles show everybody. I'm Larry.
I'm Needles.
How the fuck are ya?
Are you talking to me or our audience?
No, we pause for the audience to answer. Oh, that's good. I'm glad to hear that everybody.
You're really losing your shit in your old age, aren't you Larry? Jesus man.
Always I want to give kudos to you for our intro song. Every time I hear it, it makes me smile.
I think it captures the essence of the Larry and Needles show.
Yeah, it really does. It gives you that Hawaiian vibe and then we'd come up behind you and grab your butt.
Yeah, that's what it's all about.
Oh, you want to say happy birthday to someone today?
Yeah, I want to say happy birthday to Frank Marshall Davis Jr. today is his birthday.
Aka?
Aka Hussein. Fucking, him and Big Mike are probably having a ball today, I'm sure.
You should say Barack Obama. I mean, they didn't even say who it was.
Everyone knows who Hussein is.
Yeah, Saddam.
No, Hussein Barack Hussein Obama.
Well then why didn't you say that? You just said Hussein.
I know.
You know how many Husayns there are?
I know.
Big Muslim is the biggest religion, isn't it, bigger than Christianity?
I don't know.
I think it is.
It might be.
Is that all you're going to say about Obama? You want to say RIP to his chef or, you know?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Sorry, you know, I accidentally saw something you shouldn't have seen.
He must have either seen Big Mike's dick or...
Obama doing gay stuff.
Yeah, something. They had to kill him allegedly.
I have a feeling we're slowly turning into a conspiracy theory podcast.
But like, we're going to give you misinformation, but we're just here to make you cross-check
what we're talking about.
Yeah, I want to say everything out of my mouth is allegedly because if you want to come at
me and shit...
That wasn't what you said last week.
I know.
Now you...
I was worried about what I said last week.
Yeah, you probably should.
I was thinking about it and I was like, damn, I was spitting a lot of venom.
Yeah, after I went up and trolled you on the fucking porch and reminded you that just
because you read stuff that people write doesn't mean that they're always right.
Yeah, I know.
And you should read another article, but nope.
One article, Larry, that's what we're talking about.
Sometimes when you read the one that agrees with what you want to hear, it's hard to...
It's hard to actually find something that doesn't factualize what you're reading.
Exactly.
That's all right though, Larry. We're all in our learning phases, right?
I'm still new to this thing. I became a little bit woke this week.
I've been reading about some things.
No, you're not woke. You're awakened.
Yeah, I'm awakened, but I'm not... Okay, I've been awakened a little bit, but it's not like
we have an agenda here or anything to talk about.
So what was it?
The one thing that bothers me... Well, I mean, there's multitudes of things that I've been
listening to and reading about, but the one thing that bothers me is the breaking up and
dismantling of the middle class.
Yeah.
How the government is pitting each other, pitting us against each other.
Yes, by class.
What's that?
By class.
Well, not even by class, but just by medium income.
Medium income, actually.
Yeah, middle class is like $90,000. I think that's the bottom of it.
It's middle class. The median average is like $50,000.
But it makes it better for business if nobody else is getting along.
Yes.
Or if nobody's getting along.
It's like, oh, you don't like chicks with dicks reading to fucking kids or drag queens
or whatever they do. Nobody was thinking about this until they put it on the news and made
it such a big thing. Because the media contorts us.
Oh, yes.
It really contorts us in ways that...
Every which way they want.
And it's crazy. It's on 24 hours. It's more than entertainment than it is news. Would you agree?
Yeah. Well, in the old days, you watched the news at five o'clock and then 11...
11?
Yeah. It was on a couple of times a day.
No, it's all day long. Every day, they keep repeating the same fucking stories over and
over and over all day long.
And then they have that stupid fucking ticker at the bottom that distracts you from what
you're reading. Oh, I got distracted. Now I got to wait for that story to come back up.
And it's like breaking news is it's porn. That's what it is.
It's literally porn for...
Fear porn.
Well, I mean, yeah, to some extent, right?
Sort of.
People are so sad. They got it. It's so salacious. All the shit that they put up there. They
only put the bad points up there.
Always.
Lady was murdered and raped and fucking, you know, like it's never... It's very far and
few between. There's good story.
Yeah. It's never like, you know, the little boy climbed a tree and saved the kitten.
Yeah. It's not really... I mean, every once in a while, one guy saved somebody.
Once in a while, you'll see the little boy climb the tree, save the kitten and then smash
its head against the sidewalk when he got to the bottom because he was mentally...
The kitten or the boy?
The boy.
The kitten smashed the kitten?
Yeah, because he's mentally deranged.
By his front legs or his back legs?
I don't know.
Well, you're the one who came up with the scenario.
I'm just saying, you know, that's what would happen today.
I mean, you're a real psycho if you do it from the back legs because then you're hitting
your head.
You're a psycho if you do it either way.
Well, I'm just saying, you hit your head first if you do it the other way.
No, he was banging the head.
Oh, he was banging the head? You're a macho?
Yeah.
Falaishio.
Well, that's completely different.
I know.
I mean, you know the difference.
You still need your head for it.
It's in your mouth, actually.
It could be disconnected in any which way or form.
Well, no, I've been reading this stuff about how they inject this stuff into us and because
it's so silly.
Okay, listen, everybody's got an opinion.
Everybody's got something to say.
I'm going to say something a little bit.
Even you.
I'm going to say something in a little bit that I think you're going to like.
Okay.
But it's going to be a rarity.
Getting away from all like core values of family and all this shit like it just goes
on forever like what they've done.
Yeah.
To us and no, you know, you can't afford housing.
Everything is being bought up by the agents are buying all these lands by military bases.
Like do tearing down the American dream?
Well, there is no American dream anymore.
It's gone, man.
The American dream is to just stay afloat.
Yeah, the American dream is to come over here from another country and fucking get over
the border, Scott free and join a gang and fucking become a criminal.
The next thing I think is going to happen is going to be an immigrant uprising.
We were talking about this upstairs.
Well, I think that's I think it's completely feasible.
I think somebody's going to fund these people.
They're going to get tired of sleeping on the streets.
The government's got nothing to do with them.
We just watch a story how in fucking Chicago, there is a high school and an elementary school
that is closed down because the government can't fund it, but it can fund illegals in there
at three to four times as much per person to house them in there because now they have
to fucking add showers and shit.
They have to make it compliant with everything because you got a grease wheel.
Well, here's the other thing.
Yeah.
And here's where the uprising is going to be, man.
And it took Chicago for it to happen.
So fucking kudos to Brandon Johnson.
No, no fuck Brandon Johnson.
Kudos to the Chicago people who are standing up to these people.
The guy said, you know, they were talking to some citizens at a town hall meeting and
these motherfuckers were mad.
First of all, they weren't talking.
No, they were yelling fucking.
Okay, I'll listen.
But when the guy said he's going to take it to the street, man, remember that he says
we're going to take care of this shit ourselves.
Well, yes, I mean, it's like Chicago style.
That's what I like to hear.
You know, Charles Bronson Street Justice.
Fuck yeah.
And those guys are people completely armed to the teeth to do it.
If they want them out of there, they will get them out of there.
And now, you know, you're pitting two things against each other, which is going to create
a cataclysmic event.
Here's the thing.
Look at the amount of fucking killings and shootings every fucking weekend and every week
in Chicago up to now, man.
And that's for no fucking reason.
12, I think is the highest for one weekend.
Murder.
Yeah.
But there's been a hundred and like last summer, I remember days with 105, 110 shooters.
There's like 50 to 60 shootings a weekend.
At least.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Minimum.
So imagine now when they're when they have a fucking new target and they got something
to be pissed off about these immigrants are going to be fucking dropping like lies.
They're sleeping on the streets.
They're not even targets.
Right.
These are prime pickings for serial killers right now.
Like Chicago water pusher.
Well, no, they were fucking house.
They were behind gates.
Like they had like right.
Remember the riot gates?
Yeah.
Like they had them enclosed.
Well, no.
Now here's why they got those gates on the streets.
Those people are in line to get into the shelters and they're not getting out of line
because they don't want to lose their spot in line.
So they're pissing and shit right there.
Yeah, they put up.
It doesn't matter that doesn't.
I mean, come on.
Listen, you can't put a porta potty up there and send two officers out there to make sure
that they fucking keep the peace.
They're just putting these people on the fucking streets and it's distracting.
I don't think they can keep the peace.
I don't think the officers are allowed to.
They can't even stop murders in that black, let alone fucking.
But how, how can we just brush over that Chicago has shut down two of its learning institutions?
Three.
It was three.
I thought it was an elementary and a high school.
Two high schools.
Okay.
So how could they, how can.
In an elementary.
Okay.
But they can get government funding for illegals, but we can't get government funding for
people that are a lot more in need, I would say for educational stand that meet the standards
a little bit, maybe lower because of where they're at and their scenarios.
Right.
And I'm not, I'm not, you know what I mean?
I'm not trying to fucking diminish anybody.
But those people, those are the people of the Chicago citizens.
Yeah.
And it was only one brother, but it was mostly sisters and these motherfuckers were pissing.
You don't want to fuck with the black bitch who's mad, man.
She'll fuck you up.
Who would you rather fuck with?
The white bitch that's mad or a black?
You know, I mean, I don't want to fuck with any bitch.
What I'm just saying, who's going to put hands on you?
They're all dangerous.
That's true.
Yeah.
Well, we all know which one's going to put hands on.
Well, you never know.
I had plenty of bitches put hands on me.
Not in the way I wanted.
You're like making martinis with them shaking them up.
Can't shake a nut.
Shake their shit out of you.
No, I never shook a bitch like.
Just babies.
The sins killer.
Oh, man, his babies eyes are crossed.
I'll shake it straight.
No, this is what you did to it.
Oh, now you go back to crime.
Shake it back to regular.
Baby shaker comes back to regularize it.
I'll shake him until he stops crying.
Don't worry.
I don't think that's a good business model.
I'll shake your baby until it stops crying.
Don't people out there don't shake any babies.
We don't condone that.
At least not yours.
No.
If you want to shake somebody else's.
Man, this chick sent us a fucking message today.
She had a fucking duck ass, man.
Jesus Larry.
I don't know.
She really got you.
She was fucking, it was so artificial looking.
She was an African-American descent.
Was she?
Yeah.
Man, I didn't even look at her face.
I'll be honest.
That bitch's body was fucking fucked.
She was like two Larry's.
That's how wide her butt was.
I mean, it was, she had to walk through the door.
I mean, you had to go into the bathroom with a dumper like that.
It's got to be so uncomfortable.
I thought she was beautiful.
Yeah, but you don't, okay, you just think about that.
But now she wants to come to your house and try to get in the tub and now she's stuck.
And you got to get the Chriscoe out just to get her ass out.
She wasn't that wide.
How do you know?
She was sticking out pretty good.
She was wide.
I mean, she barely fit in the frame of her picture.
No, but she was, it looked like she had fake tits and a fake ass.
She was like a cinder block, five feet tall and five feet wide.
No.
She wasn't like that, man.
The bitch looked good.
I forgot her name.
I'd give her a shout out.
But I do want to give a shout out to Mr. X for sending that information about the immigrants
to Mr. X.
The guy that sent us the information about that.
He's calling him out.
I don't like calling him Mr. X.
That's weird, man.
Well, he might not want people to know that he sent us fucking things.
We shout him out every week.
I know, but they won't know who that is in the mix.
I mean, if you didn't have to go through all this weird shit and would have just said something.
Now forget it.
I don't like Mr. X at all.
That's like we're doing some Psyop shit.
I mean, I don't know what you're putting in the water, Larry.
I want to thank Mr. X for sending in two new tinfoil hats for me and needles.
And Larry says it on backwards.
So the rays are just going right through his head.
Oh, okay.
I was reading this thing about QAnon that they think it's chat GPT.
But it's been going on for years.
I know.
What do you mean?
You don't think that the...
Dude, the chat GPT was made by the government.
And they're also saying that all it does is data farm because what it's doing is people
are looking at it and liking it and hating it, but they're still looking at it and it's
taking all their information and the just fucking farming and farming and everything.
Well that's what they're all doing, man.
That's what every...
Every...
When you go on the internet, as soon as you look at a site, it takes your information.
Yeah.
Everything does.
But Q is taking it like...
Every poor site in the world has your information.
You open...
Dude, let me tell you, Larry, you open the bag.
I'm going to start talking.
The deeper you dig, the darker it gets, Larry.
I know.
And that's the funny part.
It starts down there at the bottom.
You know what?
I'm happy I'm not alone down there.
I'm happy I got my stoned fucking...
I don't even know what to call you.
Co-hurt?
Actually, uh...
Comrade.
It's what they like to call each other.
Heathen?
No.
My heathen comrade?
I'm not a heathen.
Yes, you are.
I'm a sinner, but I'm not a heathen.
You're definitely...
Okay, that's fine.
So comrade makes it better?
That just insinuates that you're a part of...
Comrade is like rushing for friend.
Yeah.
That just insinuates you're part of some sort of Cold War detail.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what you wanted.
Yeah.
I mean, you do have the fucking sickle and hammer in the back.
We got a couple flags in here.
That's all right.
The ISIS one is coming next week.
We got to hang that one.
No, we're not hanging an ISIS flag.
You have to talk to the boys, then I'm not going to do it.
So, um...
But don't you think that's funny, though?
That you...
It just...
It could be anything.
I think it's a person or people.
It's not at all.
I don't think it's a machine.
It's completely a machine.
They have to come up with all the machine.
I think a lot.
I was looking at our analytics online, you know, for like all the different countries
where people are listening to us and I'm convinced it's like...
But?
Yeah, each one of them is probably that government's fucking...
Do you think they really care about us?
That'd be amazing if they did.
Everybody's acting like this.
I know.
I was looking.
There was some fucking good ones.
I was like, shout out to y'all in Nigeria.
That fucking...
Sweet.
Oh, they're going through a huge fucking coup right now.
Yeah.
In Niger.
Well, you need to...
Well, here's the thing.
Let's just say the N word.
We're going to stop.
Are they really listening to Larry and the Hill show out there?
They better be out there.
They got nothing else to do.
But that's why I think it's fake.
Okay.
But maybe they are.
And if you are, man, we love you for listening.
Thank you, sir.
Or man, whoever you are.
And the dude from Niger was following before.
We talked about this.
Yeah.
Okay.
But we were talking about...
And thank you for listening.
Belgium.
Follow us, like, subscribe, tell your friends.
But there's some people in England?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
England.
Okay, yeah.
That's real sweet.
Isn't that what's great about the internet is we can just be out there from your fucking...
And I want to say another thing, man.
It was real funny because when me and Needle started, our, you know, it showed like a little
graph and it was at one point and then it went really low.
Yeah, we hit a lot.
And dipped super low.
But now we're actually getting some fucking listeners.
We have a little bit of traction.
And I want to thank everybody because that's really fucking cool.
And it's kind of funny because...
We were just talking about how we open ourselves up to people we completely don't even know.
Yeah, we say the fucking...
And they know more shit about us than anybody else does except you and I.
We said the craziest fucking shit.
And, you know, most of it is true, especially when we're talking about ourselves.
But...
And, you know, other things I say, like I said, I think they're true.
I want to think they're true, but...
I'm not lying about nothing.
That's the problem.
I'm not lying either.
But...
I mean, the problem is I should be lying about stuff, but...
But he allegedly is a blanket thing.
Yeah, everything's allegedly, you know, except Larry Kissin' dudes.
That's fucking legit as well.
That's not at all.
Anyways, that's enough of that shit.
The proof is in the pudding.
Yeah, no, that's not how that goes, man.
People always fuck that up.
The proof of the pudding is under the crust.
That's the fucking saying.
The proof?
That's just way too long.
Well, yeah, that's how it goes though.
So, but they just shortened it.
The proof is in the pudding?
Yeah, so it's still in the pudding, no matter if it's under the crust or not, it's still
in the fucking pudding.
Yeah, exactly.
Look, you didn't even know where to say it right there.
No, listen to the saying one more time.
You just fucking fuck a good old Mitch McConnell.
A lot of people fuck that up, but here's...
Listen to the wording one more time.
The proof of the pudding is under the crust.
So to prove that there's pudding, you gotta...
You know, the proof is in the pudding.
It's not like you eat the pudding there.
It just says it's in the pudding under the crust.
Ah, forget it.
You just said that.
You guys know what I'm talking about out there.
No, don't even confusing us all.
This kid's fucking nuts.
I'm nuts.
You brought it up.
Anyways.
Okay, how does it...
I don't understand this.
No, we're not just moving off this topic.
The proof of the pudding.
The proof is in the pudding, no matter if it was in a jar or in a crust.
Prove that there's a pudding and you say, okay, let me break this crust.
So there it is underneath.
The proof is still in the pudding, no matter what receptacle it's in.
Just because it's in crust doesn't mean that you have to differentiate that.
You don't have to prove it's there though, because you could already see it.
You know what I'm saying?
If it's already just like snack pack...
I mean, these are slackable offenses right now.
The proof of the snack pack is under the lid.
You know, the fucking jello pudding shit.
Larry, I'm surprised you can even eat those, man.
I know you're in camp by a schoolyard.
Pudding cups is probably another thing too.
That's what they call you, boys.
Not allowed to buy those at the store.
They lock you.
That's all right though.
Excuse me.
All right, so what else, man?
So getting back to fucking, I mean, obviously we could talk about...
Oh, okay, so here, listen.
If you write a kick ass song, what do you do with it?
What do you want with that song?
You want to get it out to people?
Sure, yeah.
You want everybody to hear it.
You want everybody to know it.
You make a kick ass video.
You write a kick ass book.
What do you do?
You post everything.
You go on the internet.
Fucking...
So I'm watching this thing about the Apollo.
Apollo 11?
Or just the Apollo program?
Who was it?
Was it Buzz Aldrin, the first guy to walk on the moon?
Yeah, that's Apollo 11.
So Apollo 11, but then I was watching about...
So they had these astronauts before...
They're all involved in one big group.
Yes.
And they all loved each other.
Like they were all brothers.
It was actually from the camaraderie.
It was very good.
Like you could feel it through like the...
Because they were showing videos.
They didn't have sound, but they were showing them.
Old time movies with no sound.
Yeah, but they were in their fucking uniforms and shit.
And so this one guy, man, I really apologize for not being able to remember his name, but
he was the team leader above Buzz Aldrin.
And he kept on complaining.
Okay, so, oh man.
And they fried him.
Larry, I hate you so much, man.
So with Sputnik, they were saying that Sputnik was just fake to push the Americans to fucking
speed up the race to space.
So then this first asterisk, I'm your lovin' this, aren't ya?
Look at you.
You know.
Larry just smiled from ear to ear.
And so fucking...
So they have these...
Okay, so they got the crew with Buzz Aldrin and they...
Fuck, I forgot his name.
I really do apologize.
And he was the team leader.
And he kept on complaining that they were rushing and rushing.
No pun intended with the Russians.
The Russians and that they were speeding up the space program too quickly.
So what they did is they threw him in a rocket with two other guys that didn't matter and
they started the fuck around fire.
Okay, but it wasn't a rocket.
It was a test chamber.
Yes, it was like, yeah.
But here's what they did, man.
They oversaturated the fucking chamber with...
Oxygen.
Yes.
And it fucking immediately fucking...
And the day before that, they made it so instead of the door opening outward, they had the
door open inward so...
Which doesn't make any sense.
So the pressure from the oxygen and everything was...
They couldn't open the door and they knew they were fucked.
It creates a back draft basically.
And so as soon as something got hot...
I think that's a terminology for it.
It was a flash flame.
And they got rid of that guy.
I took the fucking shit out of him.
And then fucking...
So they send good old buzz up.
He was coming out of the closet saying that they were bullshit.
Which technically, the government has shown they can only get a rocket 73 miles into space.
And that's it.
And then it turns back around and comes back...
Because there's a firmament.
Well, I'm just saying.
This is what I'm saying.
Here's the other thing that Werner von Braun, the Nazi, said.
If the father of NASA, he said, for a rocket to reach the moon, it would need to be as
big as the Empire State Building and it would need to refuel halfway there.
So...
I'm just saying.
Listen man, I'm going...
Okay, so now getting back to...
Okay, so we talked about the first chamber.
We talked about Buzz.
So now this guy goes around and he follows...
He goes and he talks to them.
Buzz Aldrin and the other guys.
And they're supposed to be these Christians, like you know what I mean, these devouted
people, which they're still alive, which is crazy.
Well, I think they're dying.
Neil Armstrong just died.
Neil Armstrong too, but...
Buzz Aldrin might be dead.
So this guy goes up to him and he's like, hey, could you swear on the Bible that you
guys went to the moon?
And they're like, no.
And it's like, dude, you just wrote a kickass song.
You want to fucking scream from the mountaintop that, yes, I was on the fucking moon.
Like it was amazing.
The greatest thing that man has ever achieved is going to the moon.
You know what I mean?
It would be the greatest thing.
Well, that's what I'm saying, but that's what they've told us.
That's what we've been taught.
I remember watching that at my grandmother's house and she's telling me, now pay attention,
this is history.
You know, and I was a little kid and I'm thinking, I didn't know it was that big of a deal, but
now I know it is a big deal because they still can't get to the moon.
Well, it's like, okay, so you're going to tell me they built these, the fucking, the
lander that fucking, the truck, remember the thing that used to drive around?
Yeah, with screwdrivers and fucking, you know what I mean?
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
And then the payload size of these things is...
Wouldn't even fit those things.
Well, the fucking shit that they had to, I mean, just for a payload to get up into the
atmosphere.
Yeah.
And I think for you, it has to be like, the base would have to be the twice the empire
state building to get it up into space.
And then it's like, have you ever seen pictures of the space station being built?
Yeah.
Have you?
No.
Yeah.
No, I've never seen it being built, but I saw diagrams explaining how they built it.
Yeah, like there is no evidence that even this is going on.
Yeah, it's not.
And I know we're going back to last week with the fucking space toilet.
Yeah.
Yeah, the space station is definitely in a custom made giant swimming pool.
I don't know if it's in a swimming pool.
I think technology is called a good point where they don't even need to be, they could
just suspend it.
Well, they got parts of it in the swimming pool for when they show spacewalk shit.
Oh yeah, okay, you can edit that shit.
So when they're floating outside, you know.
I don't know, man.
It's crazy that, like, I don't know, I'm just going to shout out to a person that really
gave me a nudge for this and it's this dude, Sam Tripoli.
Uh huh.
He's got some fucking, he has some really good people in it.
Here's the other thing, man.
He doesn't fucking, shout out to this guy.
He's awesome.
Yeah, shout out, Sam.
The tin foil hat.
That's the thing.
They have a replica of the space station built in one of those zero gravity jets.
You know the jets, they bring the astronauts up and then they let the things free fall
to get the zero gravity effect.
Yeah, and then they, yeah, they do this fucking thing.
You know, they go up an angle and then they come down on a severe angle.
Um, I've seen footage where that shit is faked, where they show that they're in one of those
things and then they're like, okay, ready?
And they start filming and the pilot says, all right, we're going down now.
And then they start floating around.
Yeah.
Dude, if you've ever ridden a roller coaster and it takes you out of your seat when you
drop really quick, you think they're faking that?
No, they're doing it in the airplane.
Yeah, they just drop it.
But they got a fake innards of the space station inside the airplane.
And they pretend they're in space for the filming segment.
I've seen people do that where they go to zero gravity and those planes where they go
up to some elevation and they drop very quickly and you do lose gravity.
Well, dude, I smashed my head off the luggage rack because I was supposed to have my seat
belt on the plane one time.
Well, that explains a lot, Larry.
You know, we hit some turbulence and I flew right out of my seat.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that definitely explains a lot.
I probably should have sued them.
I didn't have my seat belt on.
They told me they had my seat belt on.
No, you shouldn't admit that.
You should probably retract that statement and do a new one.
No, they knew.
They saw me.
You know, I got the waitress lady fucking yelled at me.
Oh, well, you probably should have kept your seat belt on.
People die like that.
I know.
Isn't that crazy?
Turbulence?
It wasn't.
It was pretty fun.
But you know, OK, so I know you sent me that video about the Flat Earth guy, but I mean,
getting back to the pilot when the guy asks this pilot who's been flying for 30 something
years and he says, hey, I want to ask you a question.
Do you think the earth is flat?
And the pilot says, I know the earth is flat.
That is pretty cool.
I thought.
Yeah.
I mean, just one guy saying something that who knows what was going on.
That could be in a fake setting too.
Everything is fake, Larry.
We're all fucking getting bamboozled by everybody.
That's all it is.
There's 100 arrows pointed at us and they're just bamboozling us to the most extent that
we will let them get away with.
What we need to do is we need to fucking get together as a society and do some Boston
Tea Party shit against our own government.
Wow.
Get rid of these fucking people.
That's a thing, though, man.
It's fucking everyone's so complacent.
It's so soft.
Well, we're being led down.
People are being led down this.
Are you soft?
Everyone believes it.
No.
I don't.
They just placate us.
They fucking use us as pawns.
Oh, fucking Bud Light has lost all this money because they had a fucking trans lady on the
fucking on the Bud Light can.
Okay.
I don't care.
And you want to know the funny part is it wasn't even on the can.
It was only on one six for her.
Yeah.
Him or whatever the fuck you want.
I don't care.
I don't care about other people to that extent.
I don't care about your gender.
I don't care about your issues.
If you're a good person and you know what I mean?
Like we're all flawed.
We're not perfect.
And we don't know how good Dylan Mulvaney is until he blows us.
I mean, that's all on you, Larry.
I mean, can you just fucking throw me softball all day long?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
You know, you know if he's a good person or not.
JC, I mean.
Yeah, dude.
Watch your mouth.
I just did.
I literally watched my mouth.
I fucking stopped it.
Oh, fuck we got that.
Oh, but the funny thing is is that so Bud Light's like, oh, they're laying off all these these
workers, like a thousand workers.
And there's like this.
So there's a new movement, which I just learned might have been on purpose then.
Well, no, listen, there's a new movement, which I just learned about that is anti-woke
companies.
I don't know if we talked about this.
No, I don't think so.
These people, they're anti-woke.
They don't believe in what's going on.
They offered all of these people jobs from their breweries and all of them took the jobs.
And they paid them decent wages the same way.
You know what I mean?
And so they had these like headhunters in between, which is a good idea.
Think about that.
Yeah.
These people that are fucking sick of hearing it at work and shit.
Yeah.
It's a total place where it's not like that.
We don't, I don't talk politics at work.
No.
I mean, just a little bit.
Work is fucking work.
A little bit.
It's like, you know, because we were done together with these guys fucking 40 hours,
50 hours a week.
So shit's going to come up.
But the whole thing is just a betterment of our country.
That's what it all boils down to.
Right.
It's like, I don't, okay, listen, I don't, I don't like BLM.
It's like, well, who the fuck told us about BLM?
It's a whole government thing.
And they pushed them to the mainstream with the media, fund them, complete a whole fucking,
they have like a, what's it called, a fucking, oh man, I completely lost my train.
They tell those girls in charge, you know, you turn on your people, we'll be buying you
a million dollar house.
Well, they scare people because I'm going to tell you, you want, okay, you want to
know what the N word for white people is?
Racism.
When white people hear you're racist, oh, they clam up, baby.
That's lawsuit.
That's getting you in trouble.
If somebody, if you're, but you know what?
It doesn't mean anything anymore because they kicked it around so much.
Everything is racist.
Larry, you don't know what you're talking about.
Everything is racist.
You being deemed racist by a stranger on the street can make you lose your job and your
livelihood unless you're being racist.
But people throw around that word right now.
Yeah.
But here's the thing though.
It doesn't mean anything anymore.
Everybody says it so much.
No, it's not convoluted that much.
I don't know, man.
People use it an awful lot.
Roads are racist.
Fucking.
Oh, see, I mean, that's, come on, that's atrocious that you would make that comparison.
Roads are racist.
That's what Pete Buttigieg says.
Well, he's an idiot.
He's the fucking.
He's the what?
An idiot.
Yeah.
Roads are racist because they're black.
No, because there's more black than white.
Roads, not all roads, the MLK Boulevard, no, the most dangerous road in each town.
No.
Oh, that's not racist.
No, they're not.
Those aren't the racist roads.
Different roads and shit.
Bridges.
And word alley, that's a racist road.
Certain bridges are racist.
Fucking.
Well, I mean, if they, why, why are they racist?
I don't know, but that's what he says.
That's what he says.
But you can't, this is all you're coming.
You're coming.
And this is the fucking secretary of transportation in the United States, man.
Well, seeing how he's a butt pirate and that's how he gets on my ship.
He is a butt pirate.
I know Larry, that's why I said it.
Okay.
I didn't know if you knew who he was even.
Yes.
All right.
Whatever, man.
Me playing the heel sometimes works against me in this.
I'm like the iron chic in your sergeant slaughter.
Like you're going to hit me with that two by four, but I'm going to get you in the camel
clutch, Larry.
That means nothing to me.
You don't remember old school wrestling?
No.
That shit was the greatest.
That's not even old school to me.
What's old school to you?
Well, you know what?
Okay.
You're a fucking grandpa.
Bruiser and crusher.
Sounds like your last two boyfriends.
It's pretty funny though.
But so getting back to everything is all, it's just, we're getting pitted against each other.
And if you don't have half a mind, you're going to get swept under the rug and you're
going to get thrown into the fucking laundry machine of just BLM pride, fucking immigration.
The America is bad.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like you're going to get, they're just going to swirl you around in there.
Into the echo chamber of bullshit.
And then you come out and you're just so discombobulated and inundated with stupid bullshit that you're
just like, I don't care.
I'm complacent.
Exactly.
I don't, these issues don't bother me.
But here's the thing though.
On the younger kids, it creates anxiety and it does work on them.
Like the kids that are 20 something years old, you know, the phone is doing that.
We don't need.
Yeah, but also the fucking manipulating children.
Yeah.
But also, you know, the government and everybody in the media saying, oh, you're racist.
This is racist.
That's racist.
The roads are racist.
And they start to believe it.
I think you tell them all global warming this and that.
First it's global warming.
First it's fucking, then it's climate change because it's not hot enough.
And then it's global warming again.
You know what?
That is such bullshit too, man.
That's another thing.
And it gives these kids anxiety, you know?
Well do you want to know what it trickles into the mainstream media?
Think about movies.
What is always the theme of a movie?
Russians are trying to kill us.
Global warming.
That's all predictive programming.
You know what I mean?
Volcanoes.
Oceans are rising.
They're fucking, I mean, there's a cartel.
Oceans haven't risen at all, man.
They haven't risen in hundreds of years.
I know, but I'm just saying what the themes of the movies are.
I know.
But it does scare people.
Killing, hurting children.
It's all propaganda.
And yes, and then that makes it normal.
You start to get desensitized to it.
So then when you find out that it's the shit that they're really doing, you're not as
shocked.
Well, you're not as fucked up mentally as you would be normally.
You're saying children are being exposed to hardcore porn as young as nine years old.
Damn.
Hardcore porn.
That's fucked up, dude.
That's fucked up.
It really is.
It's really at your fingertips.
You can't fucking, nowadays, like even with my, because my kid uses a computer right
in front of me while he's sitting in front of me and the TV he'll be on or something
like that.
So I'm always seeing what's on his screen to make sure that he's watching something
that he should.
But your kid's got to be looking at hardcore porn, right?
Why is that?
Because he's your kid.
What does that mean?
That's horrible.
Because you're looking at hardcore porn all the time.
Poragraphy is not genetic.
No.
I thought it was.
No.
There's got to be other fucking things that are decided by what you're...
So it's all about what you're...
What's he watching?
Is he keeping it good?
I think it's all about what you're introduced to as a child.
You get spanked.
You like to be spanked.
You got tickled when you were a kid.
When you get tickled, you like to be tickled.
You know?
You haven't know about that.
Something bad happened to you when you were younger.
You like older people.
I don't know, man.
What do you mean you don't know?
You just put...
That sounds crazy.
What do you mean?
You don't think that's how it is?
It's all fucking...
I wish I knew the word for it, but it's all...
Association?
Well, yes, it is association, but it's all like...
I can't remember the word.
Conditioning...
All of a sudden one day you don't become...
I mean, like, oh, I like to be spanked.
You know?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
So when did you realize this?
That what?
I like to be spanked?
Yeah.
I don't like to be...
I don't like anything near my ass.
I'm not a man like that.
It's not.
Okay.
Anyways...
Do you like...
Talk about a softball?
No, I was gonna say it's not what your boyfriend said.
Oh, it took you a minute.
You finally caught up with yourself.
I was gonna spare you of it, but...
Why wouldn't you?
It's a fucking comedy podcast.
That's so dumb.
Which somehow deviates into loosely conspiracy theories.
If it's a comedy podcast, then why the fuck isn't it funny?
Huh?
Be funny, then, motherfucker.
Are you telling me to be funny on a podcast?
You're like the fucking...
What was Elvis' manager's name, Uncle Tom?
Uncle Tom?
No, the Colonel.
Yeah, I know.
That was a joke.
See, he didn't even catch up with that one, Larry.
He told me to be funny and he just looked at me.
But no, they fucking...
I was reading a thing about Elvis too.
Man, that guy...
Yeah, actually, it's so funny, you have an Elvis pillow right there.
Yeah, man.
But he was a real dirtbag.
The slady gave this to me.
Do you know what, man?
You know what I'm really starting to get into, which I kind of like and I enjoy is MKUltra.
Yeah.
It is really fucking...
It is crazy.
Do you know that Jim Morrison's dad was responsible for the Gulf of Tonkin?
Yeah.
He was the commanding officer.
How about this too, man?
I told you, Jerry Garcia was involved and openly experimented on in MKUltra.
Well, they all were.
They all knew people that were all intertwined.
I was reading this thing about...
What do you mean they all were?
You mean every rock star you could think of?
Frank Zappa's dad...
Dude, you got to hear the shit about Zappa.
What?
The stuff about Zappa is crazy.
Well, what the fuck?
The dad was in the CIA and Gale's dad was also a high ranking member of the FBI.
Oh, man.
Like they were using their...
Do you know...
Man, this is all allegedly.
Because now look what you did to Larry.
Let's hear.
No, I'm turning into Larry over here.
That's great.
Let's hear.
So fucking Courtney Love was used by her father as a fucking...
As a honey pot.
Yeah.
And she's actually said this and recalled that she was used for nefarious things to
take people...
Ascue certain people's morals.
You know?
Because she was young, I think 16, 17.
She said her dad gave her acid when she was between two and three years old.
Oh, my lord.
And then...
Okay, so you got Zappa with his father was in there.
Jim Morrison, fucking Crosby.
All these guys that were just...
I mean, they were just giving them drugs, fucking Ken Casey.
They were like ultra ranking.
They were involved in MKUltra.
They were the guys who went, oh wait.
Fuck.
So...
Michelle Phillips, was it?
Yeah, John Phillips.
John Phillips, his dad was like the first...
Shit, I fucking...
So what did Zappa do specifically?
What did they use those guys to do?
What did they use their kids to do?
Well, they don't, you know, they don't expound on that.
Get in the specifics about Zappa?
What's that?
They don't get in any specifics about Zappa.
Well, no, this guy just said he was just naming off the children of people that were
high in power in the government and they all converged in that area, what was the area
called?
The Can...
Laurel Canyon.
And they all converged in this area and they would just give them drugs and fucking...
They had massive amounts of...
Why would they give their own kids drugs, man?
Huh?
Why would they give their own kids...
They just care.
And the funny thing is, is just because you're not giving your kids drugs doesn't mean this
guy's not giving your kids drugs.
They were all in the fucking...
They were all in the Venn diagram of MK Ultra.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like CIA, FBI, citizens that didn't know what was going on, people that...
They didn't have drug...
Like, think about that.
LSD just came out of nowhere.
Just like with Dan Fettemines, the fucking...
The Kamikaze pilots using it.
You know what I mean?
And that was even interesting about friends, Ferdinand.
That's another topic we're going to get into.
Oh man.
The Philippines?
Yeah, when he was murdered.
Yeah, man.
W-1.
It's a great topic.
But the way that they were talking...
Man, we're just all over the place today.
But...
Hey, why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
I don't know why.
I mean, doesn't make sense.
Huh?
Oh, I thought there was a joke.
You know, I was waiting for the punchline.
You just looked at me.
It's a Mitch McConnell moment from Larry.
No, it's just...
It's just retarded that they fucking wear helmets because they're going to be smashing
into the fucking...
First of all, they are just zacked out of their minds, fucking...
Yeah.
They're fucking going, baby.
Like, they're like...
Imagine what they would give those guys.
They would fucking shoot them up.
They'd take off...
They'd drink that sake before they go, too.
Okay, well, I don't think that counter-effects you being buzzed in a thousand milligrams.
I don't think it does.
...of fucking speed space.
They'd give them a little fucking alcohol, too.
What's that?
They'd give them a little alcohol, too.
Yeah, but that...
When you're on math, does it matter if you have a fucking shot of fucking...
No, that's what I'm saying.
It doesn't really deter the effects of what's going on there.
But...
You still fucking wound up like crazy.
No, getting back to the Laurel Canon, like, that's how, like...
What do you call it?
Like, they shaped music.
You know what I mean?
Like, they shifted all those people.
And, like, I don't know exactly the ramifications or what became of all this stuff, but all
I know is that they fucking...
They openly dispersed drugs and they gave them to everybody and it just ruined...
You know what I mean?
Like, some people are successful, some people are not, but I think it just made them be
even more malleable and they manipulated them.
Yeah.
Oh!
Got a good one for you, Larry.
1967.
Okay.
What happens to the Rolling Stones?
Mick and Keith get arrested.
Yes.
Okay.
Mick gets arrested for amphetamines and Keith gets arrested for letting people fucking use
Lear-Wan arrest him in his house.
You're gonna love this, Larry, because I got into this one just for you.
So, and I think it was 1965, this American gets arrested at Heathrow.
And he had, like, a suitcase filled with drugs.
I almost got arrested at Heathrow, but I didn't have a suitcase full of drugs.
That's another story, but go ahead.
Just a bum hole.
You are reeling it right in your prison wall.
Go ahead.
Okay, so this guy gets arrested and they're like, this is what we want you to do.
We want you to infiltrate the Rolling Stones.
This is what they say to him.
They're like, we want you to infiltrate the Rolling Stones and give them drugs and do
drugs with them and then contribute to their delinquency.
So I think it was Sonnenberg, maybe.
Steve Sonnenberg, I might be wrong, but, and so this guy meets the Rolling Stones, gets
and hooks up with them, gives them, gives them all the acid.
There's actually a picture of him on the beach with Keith Richards.
He's wearing like a frilly thing and, you know, high that before that day.
John Dunbar?
It might, I don't know, it might have been.
Okay.
He was an American guy.
So what happened is, I don't know if he's American, man.
No, he was American.
Okay.
The guy was American.
Okay.
But, so then they fucking, so he sets up the Stones and there wasn't that much, there
wasn't like any drugs there.
Like they weren't like really drugies.
Like they weren't into the hard stuff yet.
Well, no, not in 65.
Yeah.
They weren't into the, you know what I mean?
Like they weren't into heroin or stuff like that.
There wasn't, and they were starting to get into it, but they were all hanging out still
too.
There was a time they didn't hang out.
So they were still young in their infancy.
So this guy sets them up and all these people, and they fucking, the cops come, they arrest
Keith and Mick, and this guy just disappears.
Oh yeah.
And he was supposed to set them up.
But then he felt bad he didn't set them up.
Like they had the guy on the thing, on the documentary.
He's like, I didn't want to set these guys up.
He's like, they weren't doing anything wrong.
He's like, they just wanted to shut them down because of, they thought they were creating
like a satanic following with all the youngsters because they didn't know what to do if children
get over sexualized.
Yeah.
Like it was a weird thing.
And now look at what they do.
Now they're trying over sexualized kids.
Oh, there was a fucking no shortage of fucking, what's that called?
Sexualization.
Your synapses is fucking firing.
Yeah.
And everything just constantly going on.
Sexual synapses is firing on overtime.
Fuck man.
I mean, there's nothing to quell that now.
No, if you look hard, it's everywhere.
It's just sickening, man.
It's fucking ridiculous.
The guy's name, dude, I know this story because I read that, you know, that book Up and Down
with the Rolling Stones written by Tony Sanchez.
No, I don't.
Spanish Tony, they're a drug running guy and he's a pretty fucking great book.
And you know what's good because Keith didn't want it to come out.
Mick didn't want it to come out.
Yeah, but if it's the truth, it's the truth.
That people don't want it to come out.
Exactly.
And he talks about that day.
Secret your best captain in the day.
And this guy had this shit called white lightning and it was this certain kind of LSD that made
you really fucked up, but not to the craziness level of when you're peaking totally out of
control on acid.
It was a mellower LSD and the guy did disappear and shit.
Dude, these guys were mixing for MKUltra.
Speed and LSD.
They're taking one, you know what I mean?
Like these guys would drink a cup of it and they would just be whacked out of their minds.
I would do that.
There's so much going on and there's so much that has gone on that it is tough to keep
up with.
It really is.
I listen to these people and the stuff that they say is just asinine.
It's incredulous.
There was this crazy show I saw called Wormwood, I think it was called.
It was about these scientists back in the dawn of creating the LSD.
That's how they make absinthe with wormwood.
No, I know, but I'm just saying that was the name of the show.
It didn't have nothing to do with absinthe, but it had something to do with how the CIA
killed this guy because when they were all on a trip, he kind of revealed that, man,
this is crazy.
We shouldn't be doing this shit to people.
Yeah, just like to do that in space.
We just burned them alive.
But this guy, they fucking, this guy, they tossed him out of a fucking 18th story fucking
hotel window.
I mean, listen, man, if they don't want you around, they're going to make sure you don't
want to run around.
They're going to, anything can be covered up.
I mean, it's very easy to clean a crime scene up.
It's very easy to fucking make like, look somebody fell or had a heart attack or overdose
or do all that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, when you're fucking cards pulled, your cards pulled.
And especially if you're involved in some fucking shady shit.
You know?
I mean, I always think of that.
It's so funny that there's so many cogs in this whole conspiracy thing.
Like even with 9 11, you know what I mean?
Like one guy says it's drones.
One guy says it's rockets.
One guy says it was a direct energy weapon.
One guy says it's a direct energy weapon.
One guy says that he's inside the building and inside.
I'm just saying it's just funny how like physics is like, well, if fire starts on the 70th
floor, how does it get down 70?
It doesn't.
Okay.
I'm just saying, you know what I mean?
Like there's so much shit to go on.
You got to go through it and decipher and pick and choose and look like that's what I'm
saying with that Q non shit.
I don't think that's shit's legit, man.
No, maybe it's not.
I don't know if it is or not.
It's just something typing on the screen that people are fucking, they swear by.
Mary loves it.
Oh, yeah.
She swears by Q.
Yeah, yeah.
Like she's one of the, it's a cult.
Yeah.
It really is.
She likes Q a lot.
And but you know who the fuck is Q?
Who the fuck know?
You know what I mean?
It's not like if I listen to a podcast, I can go and see the video of a guy telling me
this shit and another guy telling me this shit.
It's like you just believe the computer.
Somebody could have just sent that from anywhere.
There's how many billions of people in the world.
Do you know what I mean?
It sounds so far-fetched when you kind of lay it out like that.
Well, he does fucking predict a lot of things.
How do you know to he?
Or it or them or whoever.
I mean he predicts and that's why I'm saying it's AI.
Well, I could AI predict something.
Huh?
Oh, it goes back to the internet since the inception of the internet and fucking collaborates
all of this material and comes up with a theorem.
But it predicts military shit.
And no it doesn't.
Yeah, Q does.
Oh, well, okay, you can't do that for the fucking, you're going to tell me that what
the, so it goes off of what's on the internet.
So it comes up with its own scenario.
It'll tell you some political thing that's going to exactly happen.
And okay, how many things does Q say is going to happen, happen?
Oh, come on.
No, that's the thing.
That's why Q is so crazy.
That's why it's people.
Everything is happening.
Yeah.
This person is a thousand for a thousand.
It's been a thousand.
Get the fuck out of here.
I believe so.
There's no such thing.
No, now you believe so.
You gotta ask me.
No, you see, dude, don't rescind your shit right now.
I'm not rescinding shit.
You're a fucking turncoat.
I'm in beliefs that Q's been a thousand.
That's what I think.
I don't believe this at all.
There's nothing that is perfect.
Well, then why would you fucking put it in those terms?
Because that's layman's terms and you have to understand that.
I'm gonna break this shit down simplistically for you.
Yeah, okay.
You're like trying to fit a fucking triangle into a square.
Yeah.
Anyways, Q, yeah, he gets it on the money all the time, man.
That's the thing about it.
I don't like that you say he.
Let's say this.
Hit.
I don't even know.
I don't even have a pronoun for that.
I mean, don't you think when I'm saying this stuff, it kind of sounds a little fishy?
Like, there's no person to...
Okay.
Well, that's because...
How many fucking...
That's because they're revealing military shit and they don't want anyone to know who
they are.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
How many people follow someone, okay, except Banksy.
No one knows who Banksy is supposed to be.
There you go.
Okay.
That's why I'm bringing...
He's like Q.
Thanks, Larry.
I mean, the dissemination of everything is perfect.
It just makes me laugh every time lawyer Larry comes up.
Q with a paint can.
Huh?
He's like Q with some spray paint.
Okay.
But I'm giving you...
I'm trying to give you shit here, you know what I mean?
I'm trying to help you out.
And Banksy's shit is usually always really dope, right?
It's the only motherfucker that I don't know who is.
Is Banksy.
I know who everybody else is.
But when we were...
Okay, when we were kids, we didn't know who KISS was.
Yes, you did.
They were men that wore makeup that's who they were.
I mean, you got fucking empty.
Okay, so let me tell you something.
Yeah, well...
Banksy's shit is all dope.
Most of it is really kick ass.
I wish it was, could I sniff the one at my house then?
So anyways, there you have it.
What?
Huge shit is good too, and you don't know who he is.
But Banksy may...
Usually when people are anonymous, their shit is legit.
I think it's just a computer program that is fucking...
How should I say this?
Looking on the fucking heartstrings of the people that need it.
That need it.
You know?
I'm telling Mary you said that.
I'll tell her right to her face.
She doesn't listen this long anyways.
Yeah, but...
I think that's what it is.
And I know people swear by it and people fucking...
Who knows what to believe in, right?
Okay, so people are predicting shit.
All of a sudden this motherfucker's an astrodomist, get the fuck out of here.
Well, you never know.
I do know.
Maybe it's not astrodomist.
We're gonna even thank you.
This is a great, great grandson.
What is cute?
Like a forum?
Or this guy just posts something and then everybody just comments on it?
I don't know.
Yeah, something like that.
It sounds horrible.
It sounds like being cornered by a drunk uncle at a party.
No, he just drops real quick shit.
Like one or two sentence things or...
Mary is gay.
Watch for this or watch for that and then you watch for that and something happens or...
You know, shit like that.
Maybe he's perpetrating the crimes.
He does like...
Maybe it is a government and they're just fucking...
Maybe.
They have to bear their grievances.
Maybe.
And here's the other thing.
Sometimes it's like, you know, a paragraph, sometimes it's a sentence.
I don't know, it sounds so fictitious.
Well, it really does.
Maybe it is.
It's not fictitious.
I just think that...
I don't know much about it.
I don't really know much about it.
I think it's a government sigh-out.
That's what I think it is.
I'm sure it is.
I really do.
Everything is.
Yeah, I mean, especially on the fucking internet.
You don't want to do nothing on the internet.
Well, everything on TV is too.
Every single thing.
Well, I don't watch TV really.
Everything on...
I don't watch cable.
Everything on Netflix is a sigh-out.
Everything.
I stream shit.
Oh, well, it was funny because I was watching that shit about fucking Laurel Canyon and
they were talking about Jim Morrison's shit, but they never mentioned that his dad was
a commander for the Gulf of Tonkin.
That actually was the first...
You know what I mean?
That orchestrated this whole thing.
Like, so they leave these certain things out.
Yeah.
It's very funny how...
And then they say that Jim Morrison died at this bar rather than at home.
Yes, yes.
I heard that.
The bar owner didn't want to deal with it, so they dragged him back home.
Yeah, they grabbed him up and a blanket and they fucking dropped him off in the tub.
And there's people saying that they saw him and he had blown on his nose and he picked
up some good French connection.
He's throwing the French connection.
You ever see that movie?
No.
Gene Hackman?
Oh, it is a fucking banger, Larry.
Yeah.
Let me tell you.
I know, though.
He supposedly got some good dope and fucking did a little blast in the bathroom.
Yeah, Gene Hackman was the cop in this movie and they were sending the dope into France.
So...
But yeah, at this point in time, like, they had the most spectacular heroine and he did
a little bit, Odead, because he was a huge alcoholic, obviously.
And then fucking up, they moved his body.
Which I mean, there's so much...
And which, I mean, you know, here's the thing, who hasn't moved a fucking body?
How about this, Top 3 conspiracy theories, Larry?
I have.
Top 3 conspiracy theories, Larry.
What do you think?
Top 3.
You're just yours.
What do you like?
Top 3.
Favorite.
Out of all of them.
What do you mean, like...
What Top 3 are your favorite?
How can I say it any different?
My things are all not conspiracy theories.
Everything I believe is not a conspiracy theory.
Okay, here's the top...
You can't even play along on a whole show.
Top conspiracy theory that Osama bin Laden knocked down the World Trade Centers.
Okay, I'll give you that.
I'll give you that one.
Okay.
I don't know if that's number one.
The moon landing.
Okay, that's number 2 to you.
That's a big one.
Okay.
You know.
What's 3?
Well it's not a conspiracy theory, but that the Earth is flat.
Okay, but it's not a popular opinion, you ass clown.
I'm fucking trying to work with you and you won't even budge, Larry.
Do you think that's pretty popular amongst my friends though, recently?
What's that?
Flat Earth?
Yeah, they're really...
Everybody hates you because of Flat Earth.
They really do.
Everybody is so tired of your Flat Earth bullshit.
But I'll entertain it just because it's funny.
Because I was reading about gyroscopes and shit when they fly.
And they were saying that it stays level the whole time.
There's no curvature of it at all.
No.
Remember when you were talking about...
The gyroscope can't fucking...
They couldn't put curvature into the gyroscope.
Oh, and I was reading the thing about a 6 foot guy every 3 inches, it's certain.
Yeah, see, I told you Larry, I'll entertain this shit just for fucking shits and giggles
and laughs.
Some of it I do believe.
I mean, obviously Kennedy...
Kennedy's number one.
That's a big one.
That's number one.
I mean, I kicked it all off.
I mean, the Philippines, the fucking Panama Canal, all this crazy shit that like.
But JFK was really the first one.
Panama Canal is amazing.
Dude, JFK, then RFK.
That's number two.
Yeah.
I mean, those two go in in hand.
If you ever want to create a fucking Mount Rushmore or a fucking...
I mean, those two right there.
I mean, Sirhan Sirhan, come on.
Yeah, that guy, I feel sorry for him, man.
They should let him out.
They should throw him a party, get him some hookers.
I mean, dude, the guy's got...
You could petition for him.
The guy got fucked.
Dude.
You know who petitions for him?
Who?
RFK Jr.
Okay.
Listen, you know who petitions for the Menendez brothers to get out?
Who?
Rosie O'Donnell.
Nice.
I love Rosie.
I've been friends with...
Awesome, I'm happy you said that.
She's very cool.
Because most people are like, she's a fat, dyke pig, which I don't believe at all.
She's awesome.
I think she's cool.
Yeah.
She was in Rosie O'Donnell.
No, no, I was confused with Roseanne Barr.
Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell.
Fuck Rosie O'Donnell.
Amazing.
Stupid stone Larry finally gets an opinion.
That's right.
Oh, no.
No way.
Fuck that.
She's trying to get the Menendez brothers out of jail.
Yeah, but she's a cunt.
How do you know that?
Just fucking with your...
What good are you doing?
Exactly.
No good for the Menendez brothers.
I mean, it's coming from a Christian man who's throwing branches into his fucking neighbors.
I mean, the show throws so much shade on Rosie O'Donnell, but I thought you meant Roseanne
Barr.
I would like to get Roseanne on the show.
Okay.
She would be good down here.
I don't think she'd come.
Oh, yeah.
She might.
She smokes weed, so she'd love us.
Ah, man.
But, okay, so I mean...
She would really love us.
So there's just so much going on that, I mean, I don't even know where to start.
I don't know where to stop.
I don't know where to end.
You know?
It's our close, man.
Like I said before, the deeper you dig, the darker it gets, man.
And it's always going to be like that.
It's never ending.
I mean, it's crazy that we don't know things about our own country.
It really is that we're being held in the dark.
And I'm really going to fight...
I think my agenda, not for the show, but to fucking build a little class back up, man.
Why do we hate each other?
Why?
Because people tell us to.
It doesn't make sense.
Exactly.
They tell us to hate each other.
Exactly.
I mean, you're a veteran.
You hate him and he hates you, so don't talk.
Don't find an agreement.
But kids don't hate each other, really.
Kids don't even hate each other.
You know what I mean.
Kids just hate each other out of nowhere.
Like, I hate you, I hate you, then they forget and move on to something else.
They hate things.
They don't like this.
I don't like broccoli.
I don't...
You know what I mean?
They hate things.
It's just fucked up.
It's all manipulation and that's all part of the PSY op, man.
And like we said with the media too.
Media fucking.
We're gonna get along because we're easier to control when we're not organized, when
we're not together and we're at odds with each other.
I want to say this too.
Okay, so a man, a pastor, got arrested for murdering a trans prostitute.
Wow.
How many years do you think he got?
Was it on accident?
Just choking him too hard?
No.
Killed him with a gun.
10 years.
Eight.
Okay.
This man, a pastor, has black Detroit.
This man, several of the transvestite community has come up against this guy and said that
he beats them, doesn't pay them, doesn't do all this shit.
And then so he's been in prison in jail for I think three or four years and they're getting
ready to let him go.
Holy shit.
Eight years for murdering somebody, a sex worker and they busted him on the row.
You know what I mean?
Wow.
Eight fucking years, man.
And he doesn't sound like a very good pastor.
How about January 6th?
What's the highest one?
14 years?
That makes me fucking sick, man.
We are gonna watch a show of, man, I don't even want to talk about that.
This guy breaks it down, man.
That makes me sick.
I need to get more educated on that though.
I have before we come back, but man, I really appreciate you listening.
Yeah.
Love you guys.
Please like, follow, subscribe, follow us at Twitter, at Larry and Needles.
Yeah.
And I want to shout out, Chrissy.
Where's your hit list?
I don't have it today.
Where's your paper at?
It's upstairs.
I was adding people.
Okay.
So start.
Chrissy, thank you, doll.
Jessica.
Tiffany.
Yeah, Tiffany.
Florida Matt?
Yeah, Matthew Russell.
Russell, love you.
Chris.
No shirt, Nick.
Jay?
Yeah, I said Jay.
Sherry.
No filter, Frank.
Yeah, no filter, Frank.
I want to say hi to Zodiac.
He might be listening now, I think.
And Mr. X.
Mr. X, thanks for sending in that fucking footage in Chicago.
Thanks for sending the footage halfway across the country to us, about our own town.
That was really nice.
That really made us realize that how fucking horrible Chicago is when we're shutting down
two high schools and in a fucking...
Grade school.
...in a grade school and housing migrants and they still have to sleep outside because
the places are filled.
And then they say that there's prostitution and there's drug running and there's gangs
and gambling.
And what do you think is going to happen when you put people of the same...
We just all came across the fucking border.
Now you're going to stick us in a fucking room together.
We don't have any money.
We've got to get out of here because we know people around the area.
We don't know...
Well, eventually we know our own people will get.
Just like you look like a Cuban refugee, or I know a number of Scarface, when they sent
all the political prisoners over here, they're all going to fucking conspire with each other.
And that's why I'm saying that there's going to be an uprising of the...
And that is exactly who they sent over, is all the people out of the fucking insane
in siloums, all the people out of the fucking prisons.
It's going to be a...
And they keep inditing and they keep inditing Trump with more bullshit.
Because everybody should be able to live the American dream, but you just shouldn't be
able to fucking take it.
And they're saying that they could be cops.
Yeah.
I mean...
That's the new thing they pass.
And you know what, I said this upstairs.
That is amazing.
When you become cops, it's going to turn right into Mexico.
It just opens up for the fucking cartels to fucking...
To warm their way into the system.
...scan everything that we've worked for, and to make these gangs like they have...
You know what I mean?
They give these gangs in LA, like the ones in Memphis, where they beat that dude to death.
Remember that?
We don't know anything about those guys anymore.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Man, I think everybody is a fucking player in the game now.
I really do.
I was watching shooting and I got to end it on this because it's so sad.
I've got multiple witnesses at multiple sites reporting seeing multiple things going on.
And it just wasn't one person.
Right.
People in gear and people rigging stuff.
There was a company there in the morning and all that stuff.
And also, I want to say this about an episode, or maybe a few episodes ago, maybe last episode,
I can't remember.
But I said the school shootings were fake.
And I did not mean they were fake in the sense of that people that lost children, they didn't
actually die.
What I meant was it was a false flag and these people fucking did this shit on purpose to
us.
They have closed casket.
That's what I think.
I don't know.
Well, I'm going to play a double-sand advocate right here.
I don't believe in this, but they have closed casket.
Well, I also think I would.
Look at the challenger.
You don't think you could relocate a child?
Yeah.
You want to get into it, Larry?
I'll get into it.
Well, I think I also believe the same thing you're saying too, but I just don't want to
fucking die.
No, I don't want children to die.
No.
But it's so funny.
How many school shootings have happened since school is out?
None.
Doesn't anybody see anything wrong with that?
No school shootings are happening.
I mean, granted, school is still going on.
There's still summer school and other shit like that.
But it's like, you fucking think we could get this...
Grrrrr.
This God-day, God-grateful dad country together.
I think Alex Jones got sued for something like $4 million.
$2.3 trillion.
What?
$2.3 trillion?
Billion or trillion or something.
Something outrageous, number.
We're talking about Sandy Hook?
Yeah.
I thought it was like $4 million.
Which I watched and I'm going to smash.
How could it be trillion, dude?
That's ridiculous.
I don't know.
Look it up right now.
Here's my phone.
I don't have a phone.
I gave you my phone, but it was billion or something.
It was crazy.
It was like $2 billion.
It was crazy, but I was just exaggerating, Larry, obviously, but you took it too seriously.
$2 trillion, holy shit.
You know I'm a literal fucking guy.
Yeah, okay.
We can literally suck these nuts.
All right, let's get out of here.
Welcome back to third grade, everybody.
All right, man.
Thanks for tuning in, everybody.
Have a great fucking night.
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