Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.
And I'm Needle.
All right, here we are.
Welcome to the Larry and Needle Show.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needle.
Poor fucking Larry is dying over here.
We just smoked some hash.
Bobby left this shit here and...
It got Larry by the fucking boo boo.
I don't know what the fuck that shit was.
It was like somewhere between hash and wax.
Because it wasn't quite smokable under the glass.
And it wasn't quite wax.
And we did it on the tinfoil with the strong shit.
And...
Mother fucker.
You fucking winded over there.
I'm surprised you didn't take another couple minutes to fucking get your bearings.
Okay, so let's lead off with this.
Meca leca hi, meca heini ho.
Pee wee herman, baby.
All right, Pee, Pee wee herman.
We're going to the big jerk off booth in the sky.
You know he got busted for child porn?
No, I did not.
Yeah, in 2001, I think, or 2002, which I never heard of.
And I don't really...
I don't want to slander the...
I mean, he's dead and it's widely known.
But first he got busted in the jerk off booth.
Yeah.
Well, no, it wasn't in the booth.
It was in a theater.
It was a theater.
They were doing a sweep.
It was in the one day you want to go bust a nut in the theater.
And he didn't even look like himself, you know?
No, no.
Like he had long ass hair and a beard and shit.
Like he was trying to hide himself.
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
Well, I mean, not everyone's going to walk around looking like fucking Pee Wee herman.
That was for the movie.
Well, yeah, you know, but some people really play into those characters.
Yeah.
You know, they can't come out of characters.
David Hasselhoff's roommate in college.
Isn't that crazy?
Fucking the hoff, dude.
An icon of America.
That kind of weird shit went on there.
I wonder.
Oh, dude, the womanizing had to be...
Pee Wee didn't see much of a womanizer to me.
He was.
I mean, he's in a fucking jerk off movie theater.
What do you mean?
Guys got to get his nut out, dude.
You didn't blame him?
That doesn't mean he's a womanizer.
It doesn't seem like he would have chicks dripping off of him.
I thought he was a fanook for a while.
Very.
The way he talked and shit.
Dude, he was a fucking icon of America, just like Hasselhoff.
My dad used to watch it every morning.
One day I'm like, what the fuck are you watching?
And sure enough, it was Pee Wee's Playhouse and I started getting into it with him.
I'm like, man, this is fucking the craziest shit I ever saw.
It's like an acid.
Yeah, it is really like your shriker.
Fucking talking chair, a head in a box, dude.
Yeah.
And then the movie was definitely worthy of Academy Award.
Pee Wee's Big Adventure is...
Fucking one of the best movies ever made.
I watch it with my kid.
He was a jaw dropper.
He didn't know what was going on.
He's like, what the fuck is this compared to everything else that's out there?
Sure, sure.
And I'm like, oh my, this is actually a good movie.
Fucking what was his name?
What was the fat kid's name?
Francis.
Oh yeah.
Francis.
I remember my cousin Amy got married by a shaman.
What kind of shaman?
Some fucking weird...
Are there different levels of shamanism?
I have no idea, but...
Like Theta?
I sat at a table with my cousins George and Jane and my brother.
And I had them laughin' the whole time because every time the shaman said something I would say,
make a liquor high, make a night out.
So you were openly fucking...
I'm mocking it, yeah.
You were openly mocking this man's religion.
It was a woman.
Oh, even worse.
What a sexist you are, Larry.
Your sexism...
She had a big fucking tattoo going down her arm, some spiritual bullshit.
Was it a snake?
Around like a cross or an apple or some rose?
I don't remember, but...
I'm sure it was some satanic shit.
That's gotta be the uniform for every fucking shaman woman.
Some leg tattoo.
Something really stupid.
She looks like she hasn't seen a dick in about 50 years this shit.
I don't know, man.
She wasn't even 50, but she was definitely dyke-y as could be.
Nothing along with trading fur.
I guess not, but I'm just saying, just remembering the shaman.
Which is hilarious.
Who the fuck has it?
I mean, is that even legal?
I don't know.
What's the legality issue?
I don't think the marriage lasted all that long, but I don't know.
So it was all a sham?
From the shaman?
That's what it sounds like.
Just a way to cheat your taxes.
Listen here, hippies, let's all get together.
My cousin's a total fucking hippie.
That's a stupid...
She probably smells like Petrullian sages or fucking moths.
Not anymore, man.
No, I'm talking about the shaman.
Oh, yeah.
No, you're kidding.
I'm talking about my cousin.
No, no, no, no.
Did you cheat fucking sages or moths to get all rid of the evil spirits?
Yeah.
It's called smudging.
What's that?
They smudge.
What do you mean?
That's the fucking shit they burn and they put the smoke all around them.
That's what you're talking about.
It's called smudging.
Rub it on their moth?
I don't know if they rub it because it's burning.
But they burn it around their moth?
Oh, yeah.
It's...
Anywhere.
Oh, okay.
They like cleanse themselves.
That's what you're saying, right?
Yeah.
One time this band was recording here and it was so... was it the session went all night
and the next morning one of the guys was like, you need to cleanse your...
And I said, oh, sure, whatever.
You need to wash your ass.
And I did it and I probably shouldn't have done that.
You did cleanse it?
Yeah, I let him put the smoke around me.
I fucking said, sure, why not?
Went in Rome, you know what I mean?
Well, fuck, are you hanging out with Larry?
Kind of beatniks and fucking rim rams.
We hang out around with him.
It was a band.
Yeah, I came to that conclusion once he told me, but yeah, I mean, what kind of band were
they?
They were great, man.
They were fucking good, yeah.
They didn't have a fucking Congo or a bongo player, did they?
They had a percussion.
Yeah, they did.
Yeah.
I could see that.
A little one.
A little drummers.
Fuck that shit.
Whatever.
I don't believe in that stuff.
Yeah, so...
I mean, people believe in it.
What, does it cleanse your house?
I don't think so.
No.
You know what I mean?
If it works...
I'll just say a prayer over your house and it'll be fine.
Yeah, because I...
I got those powers.
I don't even know what...
I do.
What do you have the powers of what?
What the fuck do your prayers do?
Tell me.
They work, motherfucker.
How?
Do you remember when the input jack on the iPad was fucked up and I said to you...
I mean, this is blasphemy.
This is what I said to the prayer and it worked.
This is blasphemy.
What are you talking about?
You're a false idol.
I'm not a false idol.
That's what you're claiming yourself as.
No, no.
It's the prayer's work.
That's an idol.
Yeah, because God has the power to make them work.
It's not me doing it.
Oh, it's a vessel.
Yeah, you're a vessel of God.
Does he get behind you and whisper in your ear while he holds your shoulder?
Dude, you're a fuck you, man.
You're going to hell, motherfucker.
He's a vessel.
You're a vessel.
You're a vessel for jizz.
Jizz vessel, at least.
Yeah.
It would be good underwear like boy shorts or like booty shorts, a fucking jizz vessel,
which is pretty funny though.
Right across the ass, like they did pink or fucking juicy at jizz vessel.
Can I see a lighter, please?
Girls could walk around with jizz vessel on their ass.
Well, I mean, they've had some, I don't know.
The way that.
I think I saw a girl once and it said slut.
I think cum dumpster.
On the shirt?
On the shirt.
Oh, okay.
I was at some bar.
We were seeing some fucking band and then one of the ladies there.
Time to feed the cats.
They had a shirt on that said gilf.
Really?
I thought that's pretty presumptuous of her to think that.
She had a gilf shirt on?
Yeah, the old lady is wearing a gilf shirt.
I mean, was she a gilf?
Yeah.
I mean, somebody probably.
At the beginning of the night, no, but at the end maybe.
Yeah, I mean, that's how that's, you know, last call is last time the last call.
She's got it on her chest.
Gils, here I am.
Boys.
I mean, what kind of whore does that?
I mean, you have grandkids.
What are you doing out there, lady?
Jesus Christ.
Just cause fucking pop, pop, die.
It doesn't mean you got to be throwing that pussy around at every fucking dive bar in the
area.
Girls just want to hit.
Girls just want to have fun, man.
You're going to redo Cindy Lappers on.
Gils just want to have fun.
Maybe that's the next song we'll do after Hunter's Coke.
Gils want to have fun.
So did we talk about how you got us kicked off of Twitter?
Yeah.
Did you say what the tweet was?
No, I didn't.
Do you want to tell what the tweet was?
Well, because I've been contacted by someone.
So I want you to say what the tweet was.
No, you've been contacted by someone.
Yeah, can you please say what the tweet was?
Say what the tweet was.
Here's what it was.
Don Jr. put up a post that said, Trump got impeached for everything that Joe Biden does.
You know, like everything that they blame Trump for doing is exactly what Biden does.
And all I wrote was he should be hanged by the neck for treason.
Okay.
And I didn't think that was so bad.
Well, obviously, apparently Twitter did.
So someone contacted me and we have a new sponsor.
Who?
I'd like to take our new sponsor, ISIS.
They were very happy with your tweet, Larry.
Hashem al-Luma, l-mah-ha, at yahoo.com.
So I told them.
And I was like, hey, listen, boys, how are we going to get paid for this?
And they were like, well, what do you want?
And I said, I want, I'm all about that paste, about that paste, but not yahoo.
So I was like, how about 2.2 kilos of your finest opium paste?
And they gave me some backlash and said they don't want Larry and Needle to die because
they enjoy the show.
So we worked some things out and guess what we're getting, Larry?
A new Hummer and a Black Hawk helicopter.
Nice.
I gave them your address.
So the boys will be delivering it next week, but they got to spend the night.
I hate to tell you that.
I hope you got enough room for them all to pray.
Yeah.
Just 20 Afghans in your backyard praying.
The neighbors would love that.
It's cool though we're going to have a helicopter because we could use that.
Yeah, but we can learn how to fly it though.
We just can't sit in it and pretend.
We'll figure that out.
We could fly to gigs, fly around.
Can't fly from here though.
This is technically airspace for the airport.
And I think the shipping is going to be a little bit tricky.
We might have to meet him at O'Hare.
Yeah.
I don't know how we'll get it back.
Fly it home from O'Hare.
These guys are very interested.
They say we like Larry a lot.
Oh my God.
I thought how serious you got for a minute.
You're like, who contacted us?
They were not about that sweet, sweet Afghani dope just handing it over to the Larry and
Needle show.
I was like, what do you think we're going to do with it?
They're like, we listen to the show, bud.
We know what you're going to do with it.
But it ain't that fanny though.
Let me tell you.
So now we have to go do a show in Afghanistan.
All right.
That's all right though.
But we're not going to be with our boys.
We're going to be with them.
They still have all the USO tents set up out there.
So we maybe can go to Saddam's fucking.
That's all right.
Sorry.
Saddam was a good guy.
I don't know about that.
I mean, that's a little far-reached.
I think Saddam was dope, man.
I think Saddam kept the country under control.
He got a bad rap.
The people loved him fucking Bush.
It was a fake war.
Let's start off with that.
Yeah.
They wanted to just overthrow the country and get their own guy in there again.
They want to run everything.
And so, you know, they fucking painted Saddam to be bad just like they do with Putin, just
like they do with every other person that they don't like, just like they did to Trump,
just like they'll do to anybody that doesn't go along with their bullshit.
But here's the difference though.
Most people were dictators, cutthroat dictators, then murdered people.
So was Zelensky.
That murdered people.
So was Zelensky.
And we're handing him Ukraine billions.
We gave them motherfuckers $200 billion, billion with a B, dollars, those motherfuckers.
Yeah, he does.
I don't know.
Yes, he does, brother.
He's doing just like they did in the Bolshevik Revolution, where they're fucking imprisoning
and killing the fucking Christian leaders.
I don't, man, Larry, this is fucking, taking a deep dive on this one.
Well, you know, I just happen to know that.
I just happen to know.
I'm not saying that.
You know, all of these countries that you think are democracies are dictatorships, Israel,
fucking Ukraine, fucking, you name it, it's a dictatorship.
Pretty much.
Greenland.
Well, yeah, because we own that.
I don't think we own Greenland.
Yeah, we do.
I'm not sure.
I don't think so.
No, I think Greenland is its own entity.
Iceland, you're talking about.
That's where Bork lives and shit.
No, I said fucking Greenland.
Yeah, yeah, we own that shit.
Yeah, because they needed for, you know, outpost for the army and all that.
I don't know, man.
You seem to have your ear in the ground with this shit.
They test, they do a lot of scientific testing up in Greenland and a lot of fucking secret
black ops shit that they don't want anyone to know about because it's nice and far away.
You know, it's cold up there, so nobody fucking visits.
Well, there's like spots you can't go to up there.
Because we own it and they're doing nefarious shit.
Well, they're drilling and they're fucking testing shit and they have, it's vast up there.
And now the shit's melting also.
So a lot of things are coming to light and especially like diseases and bacteria and
all these new strains of stuff that have been under the permafrost for thousands and thousands
of years.
Like actually your old diseases, not new.
I didn't say new disease.
I said diseases.
I think I'm still.
No, anyways, yeah.
Well, they might be, they might be variations on old disease.
I'm sure we'll be okay.
Huh?
I will be okay.
And I don't think it's melting.
Who says it's melting?
Shit's melting.
Who said?
We ain't who said.
Yeah.
Who?
It's just melting.
You can tell by how the elevation of the ocean is rising.
No, it's not.
The ocean isn't risen one fucking single inch in the last thousand years.
Okay.
Has it?
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
Would Obama and fucking would Obama, Frank Marshall Davis Jr. and fucking Big Mike have
a fucking house on all these shores.
Episode five.
The big Mike and under them.
Would Joe Biden have a fucking house on the beach and roll with beach fucking Delaware?
Yeah, but no, they wouldn't.
Martha's Vineyard on the water and shit.
These fuckers would be afraid of.
You have to be more worried about natural disasters though.
They don't seem to be worried because they control the weather.
It's never going to hit Martha's Vineyard.
Who controls the weather Larry?
They do.
Who's they?
The American government and the scientists that.
Oh yeah.
It's IDF.
IDF controls.
Dude during the 9 11 attacks when they fucking attacked the world trade centers.
When our US government attacked our own world trade centers when George W. Bush and Donald
Grimesfeld and all those cock suckers.
Used a direct energy weapon on the world trade centers and pulverized it to dust, which
does not happen unless you are using a direct energy weapon.
They use the power of a fucking hurricane that was bigger than Katrina, which was heading
through the Atlantic Ocean straight towards New York.
But no one on the news ever said anything about it for the days heading up to 9 11 because
they knew that they were going to use the power from this hurricane to help implement
their energy weapon.
Yes.
And then the thing took a hard fucking right and took a hard fucking 90 degree fucking
turn and went away from New York.
Just like you.
And they knew that was going to fucking do that.
They knew that that was going to happen.
And so they never reported on this hurricane, which was bigger than Katrina and Katrina.
You remember how that fucked everything up?
Yeah, she had to fuck New York City up bad.
They were fucking flooded.
The subways got flooded.
Wait, was Katrina, Katrina was East Coast, right?
Or was that New Orleans?
Yeah.
That was New Orleans.
That was the 9th board.
Yeah, the fucking what's that called?
US Army Engineers.
Corps of Engineers.
Yeah, Corps of Engineers, Engineer Corps or whatever.
The US Army Corps of Liars.
Well, they said that they didn't build the walls were supposed to be higher.
Yeah, they could make any fucking excuse they want.
Oh.
Katrina was just to probably, well actually they already knew how to work that shit to
the tee because 9-11 was way before Katrina.
I like that.
Excuses are like assholes layer, right?
Everyone's got one.
But the government has a whole bucket they can just pick out one.
Yeah, if excuses were worth the penny, the government would be a silver fucking dollar.
Okay, is that a new larryism?
No.
It's an old one.
An old larryism?
Or who'd you hear that from?
Some old timer next to the train tracks?
Yeah, I heard that from my favorite movie in the world.
What's that?
Road Racers with David Arquette and Selma Hayek.
It's a 50s.
I think I see it.
They're 50s kids and they're reeling the rock and roll.
The kids are thug.
Selma Hayek.
She's hot in this one, man.
Hot, hot, hot.
Kelly Ence.
And you know they're supposed to be like high school kids.
And they're just delinquents and it's like set into the 50s and shit.
The kids in the link ray.
It's like when being a teenager was cool.
Yeah.
Because it's not anymore.
Because they are cool.
These kids are fucking cool.
They wanted to drive and they wanted to get hot rods and they wanted to race and they
wanted to fuck chicks and get drunk and fight.
Now what is it?
Everybody wanted to sit in the fucking house and look at tic-tac.
I called my friend up and I'm like, hey, are you guys in the pool?
No, the kids are inside watching TV or I'm like, why?
It's like it's too hot out.
And he's like, they want to be on their phones.
I'm like, Jesus, man.
How can you live like that?
It's too hot to be in the pool.
I know, isn't that funny?
It's too hot in the hot tub.
Damn.
You gotta get out.
Yeah, you don't want to fucking...
Our brains are fucking turning into mush.
Yeah, I would be waiting at the bit to get outside.
It would be five o'clock in the morning and my mom would be like, you're not going out
yet.
There's no one out there.
What are you going to do?
I'd be like, come on, let me out.
Let me out.
There's a caged animal.
Yeah.
She'd be like, you gotta at least wait until six.
Patience Larry, little Larry patience.
There was kids out.
What do you mean?
Kids out at the pool?
Five in the morning?
No.
I didn't go to the pool.
We fucked around on bicycles.
Oh, yeah, fuck man.
I'm talking about when I was a kid.
There was always a gang of kids somewhere.
I didn't know one kid's fucking phone number.
Yeah, because you all hung out together.
Yeah, it's weird.
I mean, you didn't have to.
No.
I mean, I don't know if the perverts were...
I mean, there were perverts back then.
I don't think there were maybe as many perverts.
Yeah, I don't think so.
It was good though because you didn't have their numbers and then when you stopped hanging
around them, you lost contact with the motherfuckers.
Yeah.
That's how it's supposed to be.
Not now.
Everybody stays in touch for a thousand fucking years.
It's like, oh my God.
No, but there was a lot of serial killers and shit.
So I'm sure there were, I mean, there were perverts.
I don't think it just got addressed as much back then.
It got addressed.
I don't think it was noticeable because they weren't passing around pictures on the internet.
Yeah.
You kind of had to have like a gang just like you were talking about.
You know, you can't just trust anybody.
Be like, hey, bud, look at this.
Exactly.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nah, they gravitate to each other and they could find each other easier because of the...
Well, yeah, and they're anonymous and you don't have to look at each other in the face.
It's kind of weird.
Ah, man.
That's a fucking depraved thing to do.
Let me tell you.
I saw that fucking movie, The Sound of Freedom.
Oh, yeah.
That was good.
That guy was cool.
This dude I work with was telling me a true story about an island...
Tim Ballard, his name was, the cop.
It was an island off of Ecuador or...
Columbia?
Columbia.
And it was actually, it was a true story.
Yeah, yeah.
To some extent.
I don't know how much of it's true and how much it's Hollywood.
It wasn't Hollywood actually because it was made, it was an independent film.
Yeah.
And also here's the thing.
You know that Disney is a bunch of kid molesting pedophiles.
They took this movie and they bought it.
Yeah.
They said, oh, we'll buy the rights to this movie.
And they put it on the shelf.
Swept it under the rug.
Yeah.
And that was why they bought it, just to put it on the shelf.
And it sat there for five years and they fought to get this motherfucking thing released.
And nobody in Hollywood wanted to release it.
Here's something, here's something they were doing to people.
They were, they were looking.
You know, they make you buy your tickets online and everything now, you know.
And so people were noticing that their tickets were getting refunded.
And they're going, well, listen, they're going, why is my tickets refunded?
Well, the air conditioning is not working at the theater today.
Oh, well, I still want to see the movie.
I don't know how to compare.
Yeah, I paid for it.
I don't want to fucking go.
So the people went to the show and then they wrote online what happened that the air conditioning
worked in the lobby.
It worked in every other theater except for the one that was showing.
Well, that's an AMC thing too.
Sound, well, no, but that was because they didn't want people seeing this fucking movie.
I'm saying like it trickles down from Hollywood, then it goes to the movie theater.
Yeah, they're all a bunch of fucking pedophiles.
Scandalous, dastardly shit that's been done.
The best thing that ever happened to me in my life was that the red hot chili peppers
went with Dave DeVire instead of fucking scooping me up or someone like me and ruining their
fucking life.
I don't know how you fucking shoehorn that into there.
Because listen, no, I would have been part of that Hollywood demonic devil fucking bullshit.
That's why I would have been in the fucking thing.
And then I was only like 19 at the time.
I would have been easily swayed by those fucking sick bastards.
Now I'm now I know better and I would never even fucking talk to those jackoffs if I seen
them face to face.
But you know what, it's a good thing I fucking escaped because I was making it to, you know,
to the next level.
I kept getting to the next level and I'm thinking, holy shit, I'm gonna fucking do this.
You don't have to partake in stuff.
I think you do.
If you're I don't know about that.
I think you can be your own independent spirit.
I am.
Well, I'm saying I don't think that they're I mean, I think more the problem is drugs.
That's what it's going to be.
Well, it's nice.
They're drugged up making music.
Those guys are into black magic and shit and they're all a bunch of free masons.
Well, they openly sing about some of that shit.
Yeah.
And yeah, so it's not like they're hiding their album.
Blood sugar sex magic says it all.
Those guys aren't that great anyway.
Their one album was fucking phenomenal.
They were pretty cool in the beginning and now they're just the fucking commercialized
fucking machine of churning out garbage.
But they're old.
So am I.
But I'm saying so they're still making money.
That's all that matters.
They're still getting to play music.
That's all that matters.
Who fucking cares?
Is it all that matters?
Yes.
I don't think that.
How does it affect you?
Oh, it doesn't affect me.
Okay.
So then what are you going to do about it?
I ain't going to do shit.
I don't I don't care that much.
They can go on and do their thing.
I'm just saying they're a bunch of devils.
You're all going to have to face God in the end, right?
Yeah.
You know, some of us won't face God.
Some of us will face the devil.
Right to the right to hell.
You know, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I mean, the only people facing God are the people who are not in hell.
You know, another thing too that I was just thought of is that the fucking Internet has
made way for so many fucking kooks.
I know what you're saying about predators and shit like that, but also, you know, think
about it back then if you were like, Hey, the earth is flat.
You probably get slapped in the face at a barbecue back in the 80s.
It's definitely not American to say it.
I was watching this interesting thing where Mary just showed it to me, actually.
And it's what you're looking for.
It was the land and it was a map of the lands.
It was a super old map of beyond the ice wall, you know, beyond the ice wall of Antarctica.
Okay.
And beyond the ice wall are fuck, man.
There was so many different continents.
It was unbelievable.
Where did you get this map?
It was on the Internet.
So some dude just drew it.
And you're like, Yeah, this is it.
I mean, like, this is what you believe in.
I don't know if some dude just drew it.
Well, somebody had to draw it.
A little shit to me.
God dang, I knew I would, you almost got a damn out of me.
Dang, I didn't hear you.
I know it is because that's why I said it.
I wish I knew it with a map maker was called fuck.
Topography is a type of map.
There's a specific name for it and now it's going to fucking work the fuck out of me.
I just read all about what those guys are called because I just read this big, big long
book about serving and how the earth was completely flat.
There was no curvature to the earth because the survey cartography cartographer.
That's it.
Thank you, Larry.
Cartographer.
I just was reading about this the other day because I wanted to send you one of your crazy
fucking flatter things.
I read them.
I look into them, but I mean, I'm like, Jesus, pry me this guy.
Did you see that one about the power of, we call it crann?
Did you see that one about the space thing?
I sent you.
It was funny because they said that the people, it was just, it showed how it was impossible
that they went to the moon and one of the funniest parts about it was the toilets and
they're saying that every person in the entire fucking thing, oh, the best part was, the
best part was I was, yeah, I got to stop and tell you something funnier.
So there was this girl up there supposedly for 260 some days and she's got all this
hair.
She's from like Germany or somewhere judging by her accent.
Is this real?
Yeah.
Well, no, of course, because the space station is bullshit, but there was no, there's no
way to take a shower up there.
You understand this?
Yeah, I know because water gets around and you have it here.
Right.
So you're telling me that these people are up there all happy for 200 and something
days without a shower and it doesn't stink like a fucking suit?
No, they clean themselves.
They have these suits that they put on.
Okay.
Yeah.
You'll believe anything.
This broad's pussy had to smell like the Monkey K. J. Brookfield Zoo, man.
That's the whole point of that story.
That's all you wanted to say.
That's it.
That's all you wanted to say right there.
And it's true, man.
Think about it.
You're going to fucking be, the other thing was they showed the toilet.
They're shitting in these bags.
Yeah.
And it's supposed to be sucking down, right?
If you're in zero gravity, the shit will be just floating around in there, banging
into your ass.
You're going to piss into a two-
We're going to get the squirts too.
Yeah.
And that's what they said.
These fuckers are sick all the time.
And they showed that they had vacuum for the smell because, you know, this thing is, again,
artificial.
They're never going to use it.
And it showed the bag was sealed and then they supposedly poked the bag down with this
poker down the tube, like you're cleaning out a one hit or from a bomb.
Yeah.
And they're all touching it.
They're showing here's where the shit goes.
And I'm thinking if they were really used, but here's the thing, they never use it.
So they're touching it.
Do you ever fucking touch a toilet?
Yeah, when I clean it.
Right.
Are you going in there to a bar and touching the toilet with your hands all over?
They were fondling this thing.
Here's how this goes.
And it just proves again that there and a girl was touching it too.
So it just proves that they don't even use the thing because nobody's shitting and pissing
in space because there is no fucking space.
The space station is in a motherfucking swimming pool.
I mean, it is.
It's in a swimming pool.
And then this is another part you'll enjoy because you're an electrician.
They show these people supposedly floating around in the space station.
Yeah.
And you know how they got them wires and shit all over the place?
The guy says any electrician worth is salt.
It's not going to have bare wires running all over the place.
They're going to be buried.
And you know, this shit's supposed to be important.
They're floating around.
What if their foot gets hooked on that shit?
Listen, man, I don't.
And it just showed how fake it was.
All I know is what I was taught in school.
Yeah.
That's it.
So my mind is about to be right shit for me.
Fucking Kimo Sabi all of a sudden.
Seriously, though, you really think you're an electrician?
Would you have wires?
Would you have 50 wires running free?
I just told you about Mexico last week.
Remember where all the wires were out in the open?
I said it's dangerous.
Exactly.
But when you're going to do a space station is really dangerous.
Okay.
So I'll give you something on the other side of this.
Why wouldn't they at least have conduit?
Well, listen.
These fucking guys are full of shit.
Because of, okay, listen, I'm just going to go to the flip side for a second.
If they covered that stuff up with something, if something happened, you'd want access
to it.
You know what I mean?
You wouldn't want to have to take something off to get access to it.
Everything has to be accessible.
You could put gang boxes and shit.
You know how that, you know.
You could put a gang box in the space station.
Some kind of plastic one or something, they could get access.
They wouldn't have the wires just bare, man.
But they're not bare.
There's some sort of insulator around them.
I mean, it's just not like if you grab it and yank it, they're fucking.
They're gonna get yanked out of the fucking inputs.
When did that happen?
I mean, first of all.
It'll never happen because they never go to space.
This is all hypothetical in Larry's world.
I knew you were going to say that.
Because I thought you were going to have to go.
They'll never have to worry about it because it'll never happen.
Right into the Challenger.
Right.
Oh, man.
Well, we all know that's a big fucking lie.
I was watching this video where they run up on a guy and.
A guy that's still alive.
Yeah, the guy that's still alive.
And it's like.
There's more than one.
Yeah, there's a bunch.
All of them are still alive.
They had pictures of something.
They run up on this guy.
Nice.
And the one guy's like, hey, can I ask you a question?
He's like, no, I'm not the astronaut.
And they're like, oh, I think you are.
I think you are.
Like Jesus, they were talking about showing your ass.
Really?
He said four words.
Wow.
And he was like, yeah, here's my ass.
Why would you?
He's like, oh, I just look like the guy on the internet.
So he's obviously.
Okay, so you're a fucking liar.
Well, obviously people have done this to him and it's annoying.
So a lot of people.
Well, that's what happens when you pull off a big fire, so you fake your death and you
don't leave the country.
I think they said there's like four of them that they could find.
One of them died or something like that.
Yeah, they'll kill them all now that everyone knows.
But the guy was saying that they did it.
What do you call it?
Because you said they did it to make the teachers more loved, but they did it to hug on America's
heartstrings.
Sure.
And they threw a teacher on there to get the kids your age that were in school at the
time.
This is what they did.
This was the first time they showed it in schools.
Because they knew it was going to explode.
And so they showed this to do children all around the country.
It was to traumatize children.
Like all around the country, children were watching this.
Isn't that crazy?
That's why I feel bad about saying I laughed when I saw it.
Yeah, because I knew it was bullshit.
Yeah, that's horrible.
No, I thought it was real at the time.
I just had a cold fucking heart.
Yeah.
You were a young doper.
What do you expect?
Yeah.
You know, you're in a fucking, what was the band name?
Little Nicky and the Pervert.
Yeah, Little Nicky and the Pervert.
You were fucking good.
Just children singing about sex.
What was the song?
You parents have people over and you guys are talking about touching boobs.
Like eight, nine?
We were a lot older than that when the Challenger came up though.
We were already in a real band playing gigs at that point.
I was just talking about Little Nicky and the Pervert.
Yeah, we were the best.
Fucking, so the Challenger, you know, and the ladies probably scared out of her mind
that lion-ass schoolteacher.
Well, listen, if the government's going to cover this up, it boils down to fucking...
That's a thing.
Everything's a cover-up, man.
Every single thing.
Just like the reason they killed Abraham Lincoln, man, was because he fucking made
Lincoln notes.
He was sick of the Federal Reserve.
The Federal Reserve is not run by the U.S. government.
It's a private company.
Same thing.
Same reason they were going to kill.
It's the same reason they killed Kennedy because he was ready to put a kibosh in that
shit.
Okay, well...
They put the Rockefellers and all these fuckers.
America kills its own citizens.
Yeah.
We get up in arms about...
By the thousand.
They killed 3,000 of them and one fell swoop during fucking 9-11.
Larry loves his conspiracy theories and I love to play along with them, but it is true
that some shit's gone on in this country where you can't deny that.
Every fucking word out of my mouth is the gospel truth unless I'm misinformed.
But I'm not lying about anything.
I believe every fucking thing I say.
Well, you're just reiterating what other people...
You know what I mean?
What other people say.
Yeah, and it makes sense.
The other way doesn't make sense.
What's that?
Well, do you know that Osama bin Laden was dead before they even made the first movie
with the actor that was saying, I am responsible for 9-11?
Before a month before that movie came up, Osama bin Laden said, I'm not responsible for that
and I'm not lying because it's against my Muslim religion to lie.
If I did it, I'd tell you because I really don't care and I'll tell you what I did do.
And then when Osama bin Laden died in 2001, that's when they made the fake movies with
him saying, yes, I did this.
After that, when they pretended that they killed him, that's when Obama needed a fucking boost
because he was losing popularity.
Yeah.
Everyone started to see what a cocksucker he really is.
But listen, you know what the problem is?
Right, Marjorie Davis Jr. and Big Mike.
We're gonna fucking...
There it is again.
We're gonna fucking...
I'm gonna say, we're gonna talk some shit about this and about that.
It sucks that first responders get killed, just normal civilians and like...
And they fucking are part of...
It's normal fucking people, man.
Henry Kissinger, he said about our boys in the service, he said they're just a bunch
of dumb pawns to fucking do our bidding and who cares if they die?
You know, meanwhile, none of his kids are gonna fucking go to Vietnam or whatever.
None of those kids are gonna go.
They got carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want.
They don't care.
Exactly.
They don't care and they come right out and say they don't care, man.
Well, I mean, they show fucking, what do you call it, adverse reaction to America.
It's like, oh, you know, like, there you go, go off, boys, do our fucking bidding and
then come back maimed, don't come back, come back all fucked up and then totally turn
your backs on them.
Exactly.
Like fucking the vaccine shit, they get treated the worst.
The VAs are the fucking worst.
I salute those motherfuckers all the time when I see him.
My dad had to go to the VA to fucking, when he first had his stroke and the condition,
I mean, it wasn't, but it wasn't.
It wasn't their world, but it wasn't.
It should be tap notch.
It wasn't Rush.
It should be fucking, you know, because it's run by the government, then like you just
say Rush, you get private, they just opened a half a billion dollar fucking.
Yeah, but they're all out to get us too, man.
Rush was pushing the fucking shots.
Well, because why not, they were fucking hospital, they make money off of it.
But it's like you get mad at Pepsi because they sell Pepsi.
How about you don't drink it?
Well, the dumb fucks that buy it, that's their problem.
Yeah, don't drink it.
The shot was pressurized, man.
They wanted people to get that shit.
Did you get it?
Fuck no.
I didn't.
It wasn't pressurized, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm not kidding though.
But people were, Bobby got the shot.
They fucking wanted him to get it at work if you had a certain kind of job and certain
kind of pressures they put on you.
He has government contracts also.
You know, and that's the thing, the government's in on it.
They know it's going to kill everybody.
Do you think that fucking Biden and all those assholes really got the shot?
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Keep going, Larry.
I have to read it every 30 minutes.
You know, and same with like these football players and shit.
Do you think they gave Tom Brady a shot of vaccine?
Fuck no, man.
They gave him saline or a retractable needle that doesn't even go in your eye or something.
That's a great band name, retractable needle.
That is.
Like the little knives you'd have as a kid with a blade went inside the handle.
You'd have to do that with your head, but the blade would count.
Yeah, that's what they gave Tom Brady and people of his stature, LeBron James and all
those assholes.
By the way, I'd like to put it out there, LeBron James has got to be the biggest fucking
asshole to ever walk the earth.
Just saying.
And so, you know, these guys aren't going to.
Wait, his kid just had a heart attack.
I don't fucking care.
No, I'm just saying like, I think that I think the kid's probably an asshole too, just like
him.
I wouldn't doubt.
I didn't mean to take you off track, but I didn't know if it was going to come up, but
you can't you brought it up.
His kid, his kid just had like a cardiac arrest.
And I'm like, I was reading this shit that LeBron is it was in some shit and he wanted
to get out.
And it's all a false flag.
Well, no, but the kid, they did something to his kid.
Oh, well, that's what happens when you're big and famous.
I hope you love it, LeBron.
You fucking cocksucker.
Okay, well, I too close to the song.
You don't see any.
You want to be a curse.
You never see any American sports people dropping fucking dead on the field.
That because that because it's too much money involved and they all have fucking fake doctors
and fake shots and they're fake retractable needles.
But you do see all over the world, all the other sports guys falling, dropping dead, fucking
21 year old soccer players that are in the top notch fucking health, running down the
field.
All they do is run every day.
They're fucking falling over dead, having heart attacks and shit.
I mean, because they were forced to take the shot, man.
I mean, you don't think it was their card was just pulled?
No, I don't because, you know, in the last 25 years, two guys got a dead card.
Yeah.
In the last 25 years, two guys have dropped dead.
In the last three years, 5,000 have dropped dead.
You know, I mean, the numbers, I don't know if it's 5,000, but it's in the hundreds.
It's probably in the thousands.
Okay.
I mean, and if you want to keep on talking about something that just ruined this country,
it ruined not only the country, the world.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, the world, it's all part of the plan.
I care about the world to some extent, but right now I'm worried about my own country
because it's in the shit hole.
Yeah.
But our country is, you know, we used to be the ones that they set example to the world.
Now we're the ones getting laughed at.
Man, you showed me the picture of China.
Man, million motherfuckers standing there waiting to be told what to do.
You know what they're going to give them?
A little perviton, some Panzer Chocolaté like the fucking stasi used to do.
Yeah.
These motherfuckers are, you know, those guys are fucking ready to rock, man.
They're so fucking badass.
Yeah.
We're, you know, we're softening everything up.
We're lowering the standards to get into the military.
We're lowering the physical requirements.
We're lowering the mental requirements.
You know, you're going to be out there with a fucking idiot and you're going to get killed
because the other person's either a pussy or not able to do it, can't lift the fucking
giant fucking shell to put in the cannon or whatever they got to do.
Yeah.
And it's going to cost you your life.
I don't think that there's fucking, we're going to be putting that many boots on the
ground anymore.
Dude, there's all kinds of people right now in Ukraine ready to go.
They're all mass done.
They're all mercenaries, eh?
No.
American, US, American soldiers.
Are in the Ukraine.
Yes.
Right now.
Yes.
Doing what?
Fighting.
They're playing hops, gosh.
Well, that, that, that I believe you.
I would be like, because it doesn't sound like, from what you tell me, there's no fighting
going on in Ukraine.
There is fighting.
Zelensky is bombing his own people and blaming it on Russia.
Fucking Putin would not hit a non-military target.
The only, and you know what?
And then when they say, oh, he's bombing a school, that's because they're putting their
military guys in the school.
I mean, he's putting their bombs in the school and their guns in the school and there's
no kids there when that happens.
It's all a bunch of fucking lies.
That's one way to get a new school though.
I'm just bowing up.
Yeah.
Like now we need to, because you know what's going to happen now.
And you know who's paying for it, us.
Well, you know what's going to happen.
Okay, you, okay, you complain about this.
Wait till our rebuilding phase when we have to help Ukraine rebuild and tear everything
down that you say that they're bombing.
I say we've, I say fucking Ukraine.
Completely cyclical.
In that sense.
Put them on the back fucking burner until our shit is straight.
Like what you just said, our country.
But you know, that just shows you that we're not even controlling our own country, man.
We're getting controlled by the outside.
I don't even want to get into it because we will get fucking turned off.
We won't be on the internet anymore.
Did we talk about the land?
I'll tell you what it is when we're done.
Did we talk?
Well, I mean, you, you, you can talk about whatever you want here.
We won't be on anymore.
We'll be shut down.
This will be our last episode.
Well, let's find out.
Actually, okay, whatever, man.
This is our free speech network.
We do everything here.
There's no such thing as free speech.
Work, whatever.
Did you see the lab that they found in California?
Run by the Chinese nationals?
No.
It had COVID, HIV, all these skin samples, all.
So what happened?
There was, they were saying there was a spook run biolab in Nevada.
This company lost their lease on it.
Nobody knew, you know what I mean?
It was, it was completely altered documents and all this shit.
And then, so they moved to California and somebody noticed a hose, like sticking out
of a window and they were like, and like, and it dusted.
What the fuck is this hose for?
Yeah.
So somebody was paying attention and said something and they called and the feds actually
went in and busted them.
Now I don't know if this is real because when I read it aloud to myself, because I had to
read it aloud.
It sounded fake.
It sounded like it's just a setup.
Uh huh.
You know what I mean?
I think the government was running this lab and they got caught by a noisy motherfucker.
And they blamed it on China.
And yeah, and they're saying these nationals did this.
You know it.
I mean, that's not hard to believe.
It's not unfathomable.
I mean, what do you think the Nazis did, man?
They made fucking bio weapons and then they made vaccines to protect their own people,
to put out on people.
I don't know if they ever got a chance to use them, but I'm reading this book right
now and it's saying how, uh, how we took all the Nazi scientists over and what do you think
we can say to those guys?
Yeah.
Hey, stop doing those bad things because now we got you and you're not Nazis anymore.
Actually, no, we said we're fucking wanting to hear how you got these weapons going.
Let's forget everything you did and just come over here and live in America.
Yeah.
And here's all this money.
Yeah.
And you know what, if we do want you dead, we're going to kill you.
Well, they got paid good and I don't, so far, any of them in the book got killed by the
US.
Well, when you become a fucking, what do you call it, a patsy for the fucking United States,
they'll take you out.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
If they have to.
These guys would comply.
They don't care who they're fucking.
There's no shortage of people that are trained.
You know what I mean?
Like you could learn anything on the internet now.
I'm surprised we, you know, these mass shootings.
I'm surprised there's not more.
Dude, it's kind of like, it's kind of like when I fucking play guitar at potbellies.
It's not the greatest gig, but I'm getting paid and I'm still playing guitar.
These guys aren't Nazis anymore, but they're still fucking getting to do science and people
are getting killed.
I don't know if that analogy works, Larry.
I do.
I mean, yeah, because you came up with it.
I don't think you really pans out though.
I mean, we're talking about people who murdered people.
No, I know.
But you know, it's a difference from playing at a big show with the lights and everything.
And now you're playing at some fucking launch counter in front of little kids.
Comparing your potbelly gig to the Holocaust.
I bet you how many people were in there?
Six people died that night.
That's six million.
Exactly.
Oh, Larry, an analogy comparing the Holocaust to you playing in potbelly.
Well, no, not the Holocaust.
The analogy of those guys coming over here and they're not going to stop their Nazi
ways, the Nazi party continued on strong in the USA, baby.
I think they kept a very strict eye on them.
Of course, they keep an eye on everybody.
Those guys are killers, man.
But everybody that works for the Oppenheimer was not a killer.
No, he was.
Yeah.
He was the one we even said he wished he didn't unleash this.
You know, they kept an eye on him too.
They keep an eye on everybody, especially if you work on some kind of dark secret fucking
project.
Yeah.
And those people disappear all the time too.
Yeah.
And you know what?
Those people are living in fear because they know that if they fucking let the secret
slip, not only are they dead, their whole fucking family is dead.
That's one problem I always have with this is the whole...
They're all...
The whole St. Amaphaea.
The whole playing telephone thing.
It always fucking gets me that somebody's going to slip up and say something, you know?
Because now the funny thing is they just came out and they're like, aliens are real.
Everybody's like, okay.
Nothing.
Well, you know.
It's just so funny.
You know what I mean?
Like, dude, they came out and somebody was like, yep, I seen that alien.
After the last 15 years, I've been watching Ancient Aliens.
I know, but I'm just saying that so...
Doesn't that hell air?
Yeah.
It's like the government...
Somebody came out and was on Capitol Hill getting grilled and they're like, all right.
All right.
The other thing.
They're like, yep.
All right.
Ancient Aliens is 100% bullshit and...
It's entertaining, ladies.
Yeah.
I love watching.
It's entertainment.
I do like it.
But it's lies.
It's like, I'm trying to make you think that there's no God.
No, there's no God.
It was an alien.
Ah.
You know, they're such fucking bullshit.
And...
Man, you really are in a tirade today.
Let me tell you, man.
You're going at everybody.
You're going at George...
You can't go with Georgio like that.
That's my fucking boy.
Fuck Georgio.
He's a satanist.
Oh, who's our fucking fighting words?
He's a satanist.
He does what...
I'll fucking sweep the leg if I ever meet Georgio.
I hope he falls on you.
You guys can't accidentally...
If he falls on me, he'd be fucking flattening his fat ass.
You gotta get gay married because you can't do that.
And the other thing is, is they're softening us up, telling us about the aliens.
Oh, there's aliens.
There's aliens.
I know what you're gonna say.
Because they're gonna have a fake alien attack.
I know.
We already know this.
We know everybody out there listening.
When they do this alien attack, the so-called alien attack, just remember, you heard it
here from Larry.
You guys can all come to 123 Happy Lane and hang out with Larry and I and do the show.
No, just remember it's fake and they just want this so everybody's afraid and that's
how they're gonna fucking move every new world.
I'm not afraid.
I got Jesus, brother.
I know that it's gonna be fake.
Dude, I just see it with the arms around your neck.
I'm just running to people.
Standing behind you.
It's alright, Larry.
The Lord is my shield and I will wear him like a backpack.
No, the Lord has definitely got...
Yeah, you definitely gotta put your armor on, man.
I know, man.
We know we've talked about it.
But anyways, it's gonna be fake and it's just for them to move in their new world order.
Well, the way the fucking world's going right now, I mean whoever's gonna take over is gonna
run that shit right on the fucking ground.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, we're handing them up.
Well, that's how it always works, man.
Just like, you know, Lori Lightfoot was a piece of shit and then we got the bigger piece
of shit now, fucking...
Do you really want to use hers as a fucking?
Brandon Johnson.
He's worse than she was.
An Illinois mayor, as your example.
Chicago mayor, everyone knows who she is.
I'm just saying, an Illinois...
Fucking the most corrupt fucking spot in the fucking state of Illinois.
It really is.
Yeah.
I mean, Blagojevic.
Oh, Blago's the greatest.
You know, I think he hung out with Big Mike.
No, he would've known that she was a man.
You think?
Yeah, he would've said, what is with this fucking weirdo?
Yeah, but he knew Obama.
He probably didn't meet Big Mike, but he probably didn't hang out with him much.
Big Mike's hilarious.
What would they want with Blago?
Why would they want to hang around with Blago for him?
Because they wanted kickbacks from when he sold his seat.
He's way too normal.
Blago's wife was great, man.
She stood by that motherfucker the whole time.
Yeah.
He got out and now you don't hear nothing about him.
He's cool.
No, he's been making the rounds lately.
I wonder if he got a podcast.
Huh?
He's got a podcast.
Ah, probably.
That's gotta be amazing.
I want to take a gander at that when we're done.
It sounds fucking amazing.
Rob Begojevic, man.
Well, listen, I mean, okay, you want to go back to your mayoral thing.
The fucking city stinks.
I wouldn't go down there if you fucking paid me.
You know.
And it's not just because of the so-called crime or whatever's going on.
That's all decentralized in specific areas around there.
But just like our presidents have been getting worse and worse since Nixon.
There's definitely been a decline in Americanism, fortitude, solidarity, bipartisanship, and
your own your own thinker.
You're not a fucking dunce.
Right.
There's you could see there's a decline.
Yeah.
And when I mean W. Come on.
Spiro Agnew was a fucking box of rocks, dude.
Spiro Agnew was the vice president for Nixon and they knew they were going to get rid of
Nixon before he did anything.
Yeah.
They just hung that shit on him.
They got rid of Spiro Agnew on some trumped up fucking tax charges, not even nearly close
to what Hunter Biden did and put in Ford.
So when Nixon was fucking gone, Ford would be the president.
And that's the guy we saw.
He was a fucking puppet.
They didn't like Nixon because he fucking called out the Jews, man.
That's basically it.
And Nixon said a lot of things.
Those Nixon tapes are amazing.
He says some really bad stuff on those tapes.
But you know what?
They all say bad stuff.
Well, a person is a person.
Biden explodes in front of people when they ask him a question.
I mean, a person is a person, no matter if you're the president or you're the fucking
a sure a pastor or a fucking construction worker or a teacher.
Everybody's I'm sure pastors don't say many bad things.
I don't know.
Whenever I fucking was doing their job and that guy, he was a pastor.
Yeah.
What was he saying?
Oh, well, I showed you the story, but I don't want to get into it on this, but he was just
wasn't a good dude.
But he wasn't swearing at you and stuff.
Was he?
Oh, he was a he was a real piece of shit.
Oh, OK.
He really was, man.
Like I had to cut ties with them.
I did work for them for like two years.
And then this guy came into the picture and man, let me tell you, I don't like these people
that are two faced.
He was he acted like one way in front of everybody.
And then when he got inside, he was a completely different person.
Wow.
I told this is a guy that tried to I wear my heart on my sleeve needles.
I'm always this way.
It's easier to shoot dope.
And it's.
Wait, what?
Is that easier to shoot dope?
And it's.
Oh, God.
You don't want to get that thing caught in the door either.
I told you only had half a heart.
We know what the other half happened to never.
I'm never two faced.
You always know what I'm thinking.
This one girl would come over.
I forgot her name.
Oh, Jamie.
Her name was.
And I used to call her because she would fucking be so jacked up about everything.
And she was a cokehead.
Oh, well, I mean, she'd come over and want to hang out with Mary.
And she would be like, every time I come over, I get the feeling you don't like me.
She says, you.
Yeah.
Mary would tolerate her.
Yeah.
And I said, gee, how did you figure that out?
And you shut your piehole for a fucking minute.
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Go talk to the microwave.
She goes, you got the look on your face like you don't really like me.
And I'm like, oh, really?
The look of disdain on my face is noticeable.
You fucking twat.
Quit yapping your mouth around here.
They have to blow.
Nothing worse than a coked out person when you're not coked out.
Yeah.
They're just fucking running that mouth.
And shut up.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I can't handle that.
One time I went to her house with Joanna and it was so fucking dirty there and Joanna
had this sweater that her grandma gave her and it touched the ground and it fell on the
ground.
You know, we were smoking rocks in some bathroom.
You didn't have to say that.
And I'm like, oh shit, you're sweater.
And she's like, yeah, and then she just left it there and left and I'm like, what about
your sweater?
And she's like, I'm not touching it.
The things are coming home.
It's not going in this car.
It's not going in my door.
I tell you, you get bed bugs, motherfucker.
Yeah.
That shit.
This bitch had a pile of fucking clothes on the when we walked in the front door.
The pile of clothes was so high.
It was six foot five.
Michael Jordan could have hid behind it standing up.
He wouldn't even had a bend down.
How many fucking do?
The pile must have been about.
It had to be like 10 or 20.
Yeah.
Circumference and just I'm like, geez.
If it would have fell over on somebody or on a baby, it probably kill them.
Yeah.
And this bitch just baby killed her.
Never did laundry and fucking.
I would be like, well, what about, you know, they probably had baby clothes at the bottom
and the older clothes at the top because they just kept buying.
Yeah.
She had like four kids.
Four kids.
She would just be buying these kids new clothes because she couldn't find the old ones in
the pile.
She used some laundry, bitch.
You'll be able to find them.
Dude, it took you six months to do this pile.
Oh, it had to stink so bad.
And she just got dirty.
I mean, if she got young kids, it gotta be all dirty ass and shit.
And I thought in the back of my mind, the places you'll go to fucking get high, it's
so dumb.
I know, but that was that was my old.
I know.
Six foot pile of clothes ain't that bad.
But it's just funny though.
It is very funny.
It's one of the many places you wind up.
It's not really funny at all.
It's pretty fucking sad.
Yeah.
You gotta go to the kids.
You got four kids and you got to fucking maybe three.
One might be lost in the pile.
They got to like a fucking Everest.
They got to send up a fucking Sherpa to get them.
Totally.
You just find a little Asian guy to go do it around here.
I don't think there's too many Sherpas.
That's fucking great though.
They might.
What's that?
They might have one around that parts because they know about their clothes, mountain.
What clothes, mountain?
It's like the Mount Everett's the fucking clothes.
We just said it.
Oh yeah.
What are you talking about?
I was looking at you when you were doing it and I completely zoned out.
It was a closed mountain shit.
Man sounds like you know something real.
Yeah.
They got some.
I got a little flack from some people that I know and they're like, man, you do all these
shout outs and.
Oh, you really did?
Yeah.
Get out of here.
Fucking I listen all the time and another person I listen all the time.
Fuck yeah.
If you guys listen, man, please fucking listen, man, follow, subscribe, like, leave a fucking
review.
I hate the panda every once in a while at the late, wait, wait, at the Larian Needle Twitter
at Larry needles and then the Larry Needle show at Yahoo.com.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah, man.
We still got t shirts and stickers for fucking free.
We'll mail them out for free, man.
Okay.
So we got made in house.
Of course, we got to say hi to Russ out there and her.
What up, Russ?
Matt in Florida.
Oh, the Matt.
Chris in Florida.
Chris, how you feeling?
You feeling better, bro?
Yeah, Tiffany in Portland.
I talked to Chris the other day for a while.
That's good.
He had a little accident, so we hope he feels better.
Chrissy, Luanne, Becky, Sherry, Mary, Jane, Jessica, how you doing, baby?
Clara, no shirt, Nick, no shirt, Nick, what up?
No filter, Frank.
Oh yeah, no filter, Frank.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, that list is getting bigger.
Yeah, I was hanging around with Frank the other day.
I just want to shout out on the fucking, on the stupid thing we do, just get ahold of
us, man.
We just gave you our fucking socials.
Oh, if you want to argue with Larry for shits and giggles, please do that because that'll
make me so happy.
He's got sugar baby summer and he's got nothing else better to do.
All I got to do is, all I got is time and all I want to do is fight.
No, I'm kidding, man.
I don't want to fight with anybody.
Direct all fucking nastiness towards needles, please.
Yeah, but you control our social media accounts so you'll be the one to read them first.
So please send Larry a picture of your butthole or your dog's butthole.
Oh man.
And you might get a picture of my cat's butthole back.
Hopefully you get arrested for beastiality over state lines.
Exactly.
If you have to do it from jail, I'll tell everybody in your pod that you're a beastiality
dude.
Oh fuck you.
Larry the Beastmaster.
You can tame any animal with that sweet voice.
Oh Larry.
All right, you ready kid?
Yeah.
So on that note everybody, have a wonderful evening.
Have a great night and thank you for listening.
We love you.
We love you guys and peace.
Yeah, I'm Larry.
I'm needles.
Peace out.
Larry's a Needle Show.
Ya know that does.
When you are caught all over the place, you probably should be there.
Looks like you may have a problem or need me to bend your head, maybe isn't it?
I know.
It's catchable,明顯, hazy tail.