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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.

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And I'm Needle.

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And I'm Needle.

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And I'm Needle.

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All right, here we are.

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Welcome to the Larry and Needle Show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needle.

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Poor fucking Larry is dying over here.

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We just smoked some hash.

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Bobby left this shit here and...

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It got Larry by the fucking boo boo.

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I don't know what the fuck that shit was.

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It was like somewhere between hash and wax.

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Because it wasn't quite smokable under the glass.

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And it wasn't quite wax.

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And we did it on the tinfoil with the strong shit.

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And...

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Mother fucker.

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You fucking winded over there.

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I'm surprised you didn't take another couple minutes to fucking get your bearings.

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Okay, so let's lead off with this.

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Meca leca hi, meca heini ho.

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Pee wee herman, baby.

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All right, Pee, Pee wee herman.

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We're going to the big jerk off booth in the sky.

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You know he got busted for child porn?

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No, I did not.

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Yeah, in 2001, I think, or 2002, which I never heard of.

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And I don't really...

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I don't want to slander the...

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I mean, he's dead and it's widely known.

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But first he got busted in the jerk off booth.

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Yeah.

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Well, no, it wasn't in the booth.

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It was in a theater.

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It was a theater.

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They were doing a sweep.

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It was in the one day you want to go bust a nut in the theater.

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And he didn't even look like himself, you know?

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No, no.

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Like he had long ass hair and a beard and shit.

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Like he was trying to hide himself.

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Yeah.

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Which is crazy.

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Well, I mean, not everyone's going to walk around looking like fucking Pee Wee herman.

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That was for the movie.

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Well, yeah, you know, but some people really play into those characters.

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Yeah.

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You know, they can't come out of characters.

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David Hasselhoff's roommate in college.

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Isn't that crazy?

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Fucking the hoff, dude.

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An icon of America.

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That kind of weird shit went on there.

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I wonder.

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Oh, dude, the womanizing had to be...

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Pee Wee didn't see much of a womanizer to me.

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He was.

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I mean, he's in a fucking jerk off movie theater.

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What do you mean?

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Guys got to get his nut out, dude.

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You didn't blame him?

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That doesn't mean he's a womanizer.

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It doesn't seem like he would have chicks dripping off of him.

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I thought he was a fanook for a while.

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Very.

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The way he talked and shit.

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Dude, he was a fucking icon of America, just like Hasselhoff.

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My dad used to watch it every morning.

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One day I'm like, what the fuck are you watching?

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And sure enough, it was Pee Wee's Playhouse and I started getting into it with him.

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I'm like, man, this is fucking the craziest shit I ever saw.

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It's like an acid.

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Yeah, it is really like your shriker.

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Fucking talking chair, a head in a box, dude.

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Yeah.

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And then the movie was definitely worthy of Academy Award.

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Pee Wee's Big Adventure is...

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Fucking one of the best movies ever made.

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I watch it with my kid.

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He was a jaw dropper.

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He didn't know what was going on.

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He's like, what the fuck is this compared to everything else that's out there?

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Sure, sure.

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And I'm like, oh my, this is actually a good movie.

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Fucking what was his name?

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What was the fat kid's name?

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Francis.

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Oh yeah.

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Francis.

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I remember my cousin Amy got married by a shaman.

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What kind of shaman?

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Some fucking weird...

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Are there different levels of shamanism?

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I have no idea, but...

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Like Theta?

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I sat at a table with my cousins George and Jane and my brother.

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And I had them laughin' the whole time because every time the shaman said something I would say,

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make a liquor high, make a night out.

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So you were openly fucking...

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I'm mocking it, yeah.

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You were openly mocking this man's religion.

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It was a woman.

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Oh, even worse.

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What a sexist you are, Larry.

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Your sexism...

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She had a big fucking tattoo going down her arm, some spiritual bullshit.

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Was it a snake?

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Around like a cross or an apple or some rose?

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I don't remember, but...

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I'm sure it was some satanic shit.

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That's gotta be the uniform for every fucking shaman woman.

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Some leg tattoo.

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Something really stupid.

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She looks like she hasn't seen a dick in about 50 years this shit.

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I don't know, man.

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She wasn't even 50, but she was definitely dyke-y as could be.

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Nothing along with trading fur.

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I guess not, but I'm just saying, just remembering the shaman.

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Which is hilarious.

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Who the fuck has it?

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I mean, is that even legal?

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I don't know.

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What's the legality issue?

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I don't think the marriage lasted all that long, but I don't know.

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So it was all a sham?

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From the shaman?

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That's what it sounds like.

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Just a way to cheat your taxes.

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Listen here, hippies, let's all get together.

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My cousin's a total fucking hippie.

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That's a stupid...

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She probably smells like Petrullian sages or fucking moths.

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Not anymore, man.

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No, I'm talking about the shaman.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, you're kidding.

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I'm talking about my cousin.

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No, no, no, no.

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Did you cheat fucking sages or moths to get all rid of the evil spirits?

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It's called smudging.

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What's that?

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They smudge.

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What do you mean?

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That's the fucking shit they burn and they put the smoke all around them.

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That's what you're talking about.

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It's called smudging.

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Rub it on their moth?

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I don't know if they rub it because it's burning.

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But they burn it around their moth?

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Oh, yeah.

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It's...

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Anywhere.

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Oh, okay.

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They like cleanse themselves.

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That's what you're saying, right?

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Yeah.

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One time this band was recording here and it was so... was it the session went all night

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and the next morning one of the guys was like, you need to cleanse your...

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And I said, oh, sure, whatever.

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You need to wash your ass.

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And I did it and I probably shouldn't have done that.

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You did cleanse it?

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Yeah, I let him put the smoke around me.

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I fucking said, sure, why not?

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Went in Rome, you know what I mean?

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Well, fuck, are you hanging out with Larry?

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Kind of beatniks and fucking rim rams.

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We hang out around with him.

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It was a band.

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Yeah, I came to that conclusion once he told me, but yeah, I mean, what kind of band were

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They were great, man.

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They were fucking good, yeah.

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They didn't have a fucking Congo or a bongo player, did they?

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They had a percussion.

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Yeah, they did.

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I could see that.

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A little one.

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A little drummers.

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Fuck that shit.

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Whatever.

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I don't believe in that stuff.

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Yeah, so...

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I mean, people believe in it.

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What, does it cleanse your house?

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I don't think so.

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No.

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You know what I mean?

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If it works...

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I'll just say a prayer over your house and it'll be fine.

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Yeah, because I...

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I got those powers.

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I don't even know what...

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I do.

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What do you have the powers of what?

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What the fuck do your prayers do?

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Tell me.

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They work, motherfucker.

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How?

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Do you remember when the input jack on the iPad was fucked up and I said to you...

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I mean, this is blasphemy.

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This is what I said to the prayer and it worked.

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This is blasphemy.

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What are you talking about?

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You're a false idol.

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I'm not a false idol.

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That's what you're claiming yourself as.

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No, no.

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It's the prayer's work.

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That's an idol.

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Yeah, because God has the power to make them work.

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It's not me doing it.

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Oh, it's a vessel.

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Yeah, you're a vessel of God.

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Does he get behind you and whisper in your ear while he holds your shoulder?

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Dude, you're a fuck you, man.

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You're going to hell, motherfucker.

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He's a vessel.

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You're a vessel.

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You're a vessel.

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You're a vessel for jizz.

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You're a vessel for jizz.

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Jizz vessel, at least.

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Yeah.

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It would be good underwear like boy shorts or like booty shorts, a fucking jizz vessel,

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which is pretty funny though.

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Right across the ass, like they did pink or fucking juicy at jizz vessel.

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Can I see a lighter, please?

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Girls could walk around with jizz vessel on their ass.

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Well, I mean, they've had some, I don't know.

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The way that.

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I think I saw a girl once and it said slut.

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I think cum dumpster.

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On the shirt?

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On the shirt.

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Oh, okay.

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I was at some bar.

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We were seeing some fucking band and then one of the ladies there.

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Time to feed the cats.

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They had a shirt on that said gilf.

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Really?

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I thought that's pretty presumptuous of her to think that.

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She had a gilf shirt on?

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Yeah, the old lady is wearing a gilf shirt.

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I mean, was she a gilf?

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Yeah.

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I mean, somebody probably.

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At the beginning of the night, no, but at the end maybe.

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Yeah, I mean, that's how that's, you know, last call is last time the last call.

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She's got it on her chest.

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Gils, here I am.

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Boys.

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I mean, what kind of whore does that?

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I mean, you have grandkids.

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What are you doing out there, lady?

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Jesus Christ.

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Just cause fucking pop, pop, die.

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It doesn't mean you got to be throwing that pussy around at every fucking dive bar in the

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Girls just want to hit.

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Girls just want to have fun, man.

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You're going to redo Cindy Lappers on.

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Gils just want to have fun.

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Maybe that's the next song we'll do after Hunter's Coke.

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Gils want to have fun.

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So did we talk about how you got us kicked off of Twitter?

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Yeah.

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Did you say what the tweet was?

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No, I didn't.

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Do you want to tell what the tweet was?

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Well, because I've been contacted by someone.

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So I want you to say what the tweet was.

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No, you've been contacted by someone.

283
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Yeah, can you please say what the tweet was?

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Say what the tweet was.

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Here's what it was.

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Don Jr. put up a post that said, Trump got impeached for everything that Joe Biden does.

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You know, like everything that they blame Trump for doing is exactly what Biden does.

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And all I wrote was he should be hanged by the neck for treason.

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Okay.

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And I didn't think that was so bad.

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Well, obviously, apparently Twitter did.

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So someone contacted me and we have a new sponsor.

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Who?

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I'd like to take our new sponsor, ISIS.

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They were very happy with your tweet, Larry.

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Hashem al-Luma, l-mah-ha, at yahoo.com.

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So I told them.

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And I was like, hey, listen, boys, how are we going to get paid for this?

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And they were like, well, what do you want?

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And I said, I want, I'm all about that paste, about that paste, but not yahoo.

301
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So I was like, how about 2.2 kilos of your finest opium paste?

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And they gave me some backlash and said they don't want Larry and Needle to die because

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they enjoy the show.

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So we worked some things out and guess what we're getting, Larry?

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A new Hummer and a Black Hawk helicopter.

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Nice.

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I gave them your address.

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So the boys will be delivering it next week, but they got to spend the night.

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I hate to tell you that.

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I hope you got enough room for them all to pray.

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Yeah.

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Just 20 Afghans in your backyard praying.

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The neighbors would love that.

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It's cool though we're going to have a helicopter because we could use that.

315
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Yeah, but we can learn how to fly it though.

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We just can't sit in it and pretend.

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We'll figure that out.

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We could fly to gigs, fly around.

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Can't fly from here though.

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This is technically airspace for the airport.

321
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And I think the shipping is going to be a little bit tricky.

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We might have to meet him at O'Hare.

323
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Yeah.

324
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I don't know how we'll get it back.

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Fly it home from O'Hare.

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These guys are very interested.

327
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They say we like Larry a lot.

328
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Oh my God.

329
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I thought how serious you got for a minute.

330
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You're like, who contacted us?

331
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They were not about that sweet, sweet Afghani dope just handing it over to the Larry and

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Needle show.

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I was like, what do you think we're going to do with it?

334
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They're like, we listen to the show, bud.

335
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We know what you're going to do with it.

336
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But it ain't that fanny though.

337
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Let me tell you.

338
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So now we have to go do a show in Afghanistan.

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All right.

340
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That's all right though.

341
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But we're not going to be with our boys.

342
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We're going to be with them.

343
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They still have all the USO tents set up out there.

344
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So we maybe can go to Saddam's fucking.

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That's all right.

346
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Sorry.

347
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Saddam was a good guy.

348
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I don't know about that.

349
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I mean, that's a little far-reached.

350
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I think Saddam was dope, man.

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I think Saddam kept the country under control.

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He got a bad rap.

353
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The people loved him fucking Bush.

354
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It was a fake war.

355
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Let's start off with that.

356
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Yeah.

357
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They wanted to just overthrow the country and get their own guy in there again.

358
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They want to run everything.

359
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And so, you know, they fucking painted Saddam to be bad just like they do with Putin, just

360
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like they do with every other person that they don't like, just like they did to Trump,

361
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just like they'll do to anybody that doesn't go along with their bullshit.

362
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But here's the difference though.

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Most people were dictators, cutthroat dictators, then murdered people.

364
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So was Zelensky.

365
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That murdered people.

366
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So was Zelensky.

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And we're handing him Ukraine billions.

368
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We gave them motherfuckers $200 billion, billion with a B, dollars, those motherfuckers.

369
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Yeah, he does.

370
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I don't know.

371
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Yes, he does, brother.

372
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He's doing just like they did in the Bolshevik Revolution, where they're fucking imprisoning

373
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and killing the fucking Christian leaders.

374
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I don't, man, Larry, this is fucking, taking a deep dive on this one.

375
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Well, you know, I just happen to know that.

376
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I just happen to know.

377
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I'm not saying that.

378
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You know, all of these countries that you think are democracies are dictatorships, Israel,

379
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fucking Ukraine, fucking, you name it, it's a dictatorship.

380
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Pretty much.

381
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Greenland.

382
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Well, yeah, because we own that.

383
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I don't think we own Greenland.

384
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Yeah, we do.

385
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I'm not sure.

386
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I don't think so.

387
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No, I think Greenland is its own entity.

388
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Iceland, you're talking about.

389
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That's where Bork lives and shit.

390
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No, I said fucking Greenland.

391
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Yeah, yeah, we own that shit.

392
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Yeah, because they needed for, you know, outpost for the army and all that.

393
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I don't know, man.

394
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You seem to have your ear in the ground with this shit.

395
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They test, they do a lot of scientific testing up in Greenland and a lot of fucking secret

396
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black ops shit that they don't want anyone to know about because it's nice and far away.

397
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You know, it's cold up there, so nobody fucking visits.

398
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Well, there's like spots you can't go to up there.

399
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Because we own it and they're doing nefarious shit.

400
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:18,720
Well, they're drilling and they're fucking testing shit and they have, it's vast up there.

401
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And now the shit's melting also.

402
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So a lot of things are coming to light and especially like diseases and bacteria and

403
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all these new strains of stuff that have been under the permafrost for thousands and thousands

404
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of years.

405
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Like actually your old diseases, not new.

406
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I didn't say new disease.

407
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I said diseases.

408
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I think I'm still.

409
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No, anyways, yeah.

410
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Well, they might be, they might be variations on old disease.

411
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I'm sure we'll be okay.

412
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600
Huh?

413
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I will be okay.

414
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And I don't think it's melting.

415
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Who says it's melting?

416
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Shit's melting.

417
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600
Who said?

418
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We ain't who said.

419
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Yeah.

420
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,600
Who?

421
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It's just melting.

422
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You can tell by how the elevation of the ocean is rising.

423
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No, it's not.

424
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The ocean isn't risen one fucking single inch in the last thousand years.

425
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Okay.

426
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Has it?

427
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I don't know.

428
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,800
I'm just saying.

429
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Would Obama and fucking would Obama, Frank Marshall Davis Jr. and fucking Big Mike have

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a fucking house on all these shores.

431
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Episode five.

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The big Mike and under them.

433
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Would Joe Biden have a fucking house on the beach and roll with beach fucking Delaware?

434
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Yeah, but no, they wouldn't.

435
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Martha's Vineyard on the water and shit.

436
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These fuckers would be afraid of.

437
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,360
You have to be more worried about natural disasters though.

438
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,960
They don't seem to be worried because they control the weather.

439
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,600
It's never going to hit Martha's Vineyard.

440
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,200
Who controls the weather Larry?

441
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They do.

442
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,200
Who's they?

443
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The American government and the scientists that.

444
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Oh yeah.

445
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It's IDF.

446
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IDF controls.

447
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Dude during the 9 11 attacks when they fucking attacked the world trade centers.

448
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When our US government attacked our own world trade centers when George W. Bush and Donald

449
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Grimesfeld and all those cock suckers.

450
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Used a direct energy weapon on the world trade centers and pulverized it to dust, which

451
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does not happen unless you are using a direct energy weapon.

452
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They use the power of a fucking hurricane that was bigger than Katrina, which was heading

453
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through the Atlantic Ocean straight towards New York.

454
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But no one on the news ever said anything about it for the days heading up to 9 11 because

455
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they knew that they were going to use the power from this hurricane to help implement

456
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their energy weapon.

457
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Yes.

458
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And then the thing took a hard fucking right and took a hard fucking 90 degree fucking

459
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turn and went away from New York.

460
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Just like you.

461
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And they knew that was going to fucking do that.

462
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They knew that that was going to happen.

463
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And so they never reported on this hurricane, which was bigger than Katrina and Katrina.

464
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You remember how that fucked everything up?

465
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Yeah, she had to fuck New York City up bad.

466
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They were fucking flooded.

467
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The subways got flooded.

468
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,240
Wait, was Katrina, Katrina was East Coast, right?

469
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Or was that New Orleans?

470
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Yeah.

471
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That was New Orleans.

472
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That was the 9th board.

473
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Yeah, the fucking what's that called?

474
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US Army Engineers.

475
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Corps of Engineers.

476
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,280
Yeah, Corps of Engineers, Engineer Corps or whatever.

477
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The US Army Corps of Liars.

478
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,960
Well, they said that they didn't build the walls were supposed to be higher.

479
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Yeah, they could make any fucking excuse they want.

480
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Oh.

481
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Katrina was just to probably, well actually they already knew how to work that shit to

482
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the tee because 9-11 was way before Katrina.

483
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I like that.

484
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,920
Excuses are like assholes layer, right?

485
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Everyone's got one.

486
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,720
But the government has a whole bucket they can just pick out one.

487
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:54,000
Yeah, if excuses were worth the penny, the government would be a silver fucking dollar.

488
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,400
Okay, is that a new larryism?

489
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400
No.

490
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It's an old one.

491
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,400
An old larryism?

492
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,960
Or who'd you hear that from?

493
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,400
Some old timer next to the train tracks?

494
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,240
Yeah, I heard that from my favorite movie in the world.

495
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,240
What's that?

496
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:13,880
Road Racers with David Arquette and Selma Hayek.

497
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It's a 50s.

498
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I think I see it.

499
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They're 50s kids and they're reeling the rock and roll.

500
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The kids are thug.

501
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,160
Selma Hayek.

502
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,360
She's hot in this one, man.

503
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,360
Hot, hot, hot.

504
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360
Kelly Ence.

505
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,400
And you know they're supposed to be like high school kids.

506
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,240
And they're just delinquents and it's like set into the 50s and shit.

507
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,720
The kids in the link ray.

508
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It's like when being a teenager was cool.

509
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Yeah.

510
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Because it's not anymore.

511
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Because they are cool.

512
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
These kids are fucking cool.

513
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,280
They wanted to drive and they wanted to get hot rods and they wanted to race and they

514
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,360
wanted to fuck chicks and get drunk and fight.

515
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,360
Now what is it?

516
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,720
Everybody wanted to sit in the fucking house and look at tic-tac.

517
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,960
I called my friend up and I'm like, hey, are you guys in the pool?

518
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,720
No, the kids are inside watching TV or I'm like, why?

519
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,200
It's like it's too hot out.

520
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,520
And he's like, they want to be on their phones.

521
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I'm like, Jesus, man.

522
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,760
How can you live like that?

523
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,760
It's too hot to be in the pool.

524
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,760
I know, isn't that funny?

525
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,760
It's too hot in the hot tub.

526
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,760
Damn.

527
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,760
You gotta get out.

528
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,880
Yeah, you don't want to fucking...

529
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,400
Our brains are fucking turning into mush.

530
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,480
Yeah, I would be waiting at the bit to get outside.

531
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,680
It would be five o'clock in the morning and my mom would be like, you're not going out

532
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,680
yet.

533
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,680
There's no one out there.

534
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,680
What are you going to do?

535
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,680
I'd be like, come on, let me out.

536
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680
Let me out.

537
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,680
There's a caged animal.

538
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:28,680
Yeah.

539
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:34,480
She'd be like, you gotta at least wait until six.

540
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,600
Patience Larry, little Larry patience.

541
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600
There was kids out.

542
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,600
What do you mean?

543
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,600
Kids out at the pool?

544
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,600
Five in the morning?

545
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,600
No.

546
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,120
I didn't go to the pool.

547
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,440
We fucked around on bicycles.

548
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,440
Oh, yeah, fuck man.

549
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,880
I'm talking about when I was a kid.

550
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,480
There was always a gang of kids somewhere.

551
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,560
I didn't know one kid's fucking phone number.

552
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,200
Yeah, because you all hung out together.

553
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,200
Yeah, it's weird.

554
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,800
I mean, you didn't have to.

555
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,800
No.

556
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,080
I mean, I don't know if the perverts were...

557
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,560
I mean, there were perverts back then.

558
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,760
I don't think there were maybe as many perverts.

559
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,720
Yeah, I don't think so.

560
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,400
It was good though because you didn't have their numbers and then when you stopped hanging

561
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,640
around them, you lost contact with the motherfuckers.

562
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,640
Yeah.

563
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,640
That's how it's supposed to be.

564
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,640
Not now.

565
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,040
Everybody stays in touch for a thousand fucking years.

566
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,840
It's like, oh my God.

567
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,720
No, but there was a lot of serial killers and shit.

568
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,280
So I'm sure there were, I mean, there were perverts.

569
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,920
I don't think it just got addressed as much back then.

570
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:34,920
It got addressed.

571
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:40,640
I don't think it was noticeable because they weren't passing around pictures on the internet.

572
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,640
Yeah.

573
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,480
You kind of had to have like a gang just like you were talking about.

574
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,440
You know, you can't just trust anybody.

575
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,960
Be like, hey, bud, look at this.

576
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:48,960
Exactly.

577
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,960
What the fuck is wrong with you?

578
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:56,480
Nah, they gravitate to each other and they could find each other easier because of the...

579
00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:00,640
Well, yeah, and they're anonymous and you don't have to look at each other in the face.

580
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,640
It's kind of weird.

581
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,640
Ah, man.

582
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,520
That's a fucking depraved thing to do.

583
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,520
Let me tell you.

584
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,400
I saw that fucking movie, The Sound of Freedom.

585
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,400
Oh, yeah.

586
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,560
That was good.

587
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,720
That guy was cool.

588
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,080
This dude I work with was telling me a true story about an island...

589
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,960
Tim Ballard, his name was, the cop.

590
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,080
It was an island off of Ecuador or...

591
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,080
Columbia?

592
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,080
Columbia.

593
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,800
And it was actually, it was a true story.

594
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,800
Yeah, yeah.

595
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,800
To some extent.

596
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,800
I don't know how much of it's true and how much it's Hollywood.

597
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,440
It wasn't Hollywood actually because it was made, it was an independent film.

598
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,440
Yeah.

599
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,440
And also here's the thing.

600
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:37,080
You know that Disney is a bunch of kid molesting pedophiles.

601
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,080
They took this movie and they bought it.

602
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,080
Yeah.

603
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,480
They said, oh, we'll buy the rights to this movie.

604
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,640
And they put it on the shelf.

605
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,640
Swept it under the rug.

606
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,640
Yeah.

607
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,760
And that was why they bought it, just to put it on the shelf.

608
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:52,360
And it sat there for five years and they fought to get this motherfucking thing released.

609
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,680
And nobody in Hollywood wanted to release it.

610
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,360
Here's something, here's something they were doing to people.

611
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,240
They were, they were looking.

612
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:05,120
You know, they make you buy your tickets online and everything now, you know.

613
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:10,160
And so people were noticing that their tickets were getting refunded.

614
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:14,120
And they're going, well, listen, they're going, why is my tickets refunded?

615
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:18,080
Well, the air conditioning is not working at the theater today.

616
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,080
Oh, well, I still want to see the movie.

617
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,080
I don't know how to compare.

618
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,080
Yeah, I paid for it.

619
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,080
I don't want to fucking go.

620
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:29,720
So the people went to the show and then they wrote online what happened that the air conditioning

621
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,000
worked in the lobby.

622
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000
It worked in every other theater except for the one that was showing.

623
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,920
Well, that's an AMC thing too.

624
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,800
Sound, well, no, but that was because they didn't want people seeing this fucking movie.

625
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,280
I'm saying like it trickles down from Hollywood, then it goes to the movie theater.

626
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,160
Yeah, they're all a bunch of fucking pedophiles.

627
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,280
Scandalous, dastardly shit that's been done.

628
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:56,560
The best thing that ever happened to me in my life was that the red hot chili peppers

629
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:01,520
went with Dave DeVire instead of fucking scooping me up or someone like me and ruining their

630
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,520
fucking life.

631
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,800
I don't know how you fucking shoehorn that into there.

632
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,600
Because listen, no, I would have been part of that Hollywood demonic devil fucking bullshit.

633
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,000
That's why I would have been in the fucking thing.

634
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,440
And then I was only like 19 at the time.

635
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:19,000
I would have been easily swayed by those fucking sick bastards.

636
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,960
Now I'm now I know better and I would never even fucking talk to those jackoffs if I seen

637
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,960
them face to face.

638
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:30,160
But you know what, it's a good thing I fucking escaped because I was making it to, you know,

639
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160
to the next level.

640
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,800
I kept getting to the next level and I'm thinking, holy shit, I'm gonna fucking do this.

641
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,320
You don't have to partake in stuff.

642
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,320
I think you do.

643
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,680
If you're I don't know about that.

644
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,440
I think you can be your own independent spirit.

645
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,440
I am.

646
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:50,520
Well, I'm saying I don't think that they're I mean, I think more the problem is drugs.

647
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,520
That's what it's going to be.

648
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,520
Well, it's nice.

649
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,640
They're drugged up making music.

650
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,440
Those guys are into black magic and shit and they're all a bunch of free masons.

651
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,200
Well, they openly sing about some of that shit.

652
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,200
Yeah.

653
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,400
And yeah, so it's not like they're hiding their album.

654
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,600
Blood sugar sex magic says it all.

655
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,240
Those guys aren't that great anyway.

656
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,440
Their one album was fucking phenomenal.

657
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:14,560
They were pretty cool in the beginning and now they're just the fucking commercialized

658
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,720
fucking machine of churning out garbage.

659
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,720
But they're old.

660
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,720
So am I.

661
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,560
But I'm saying so they're still making money.

662
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,560
That's all that matters.

663
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,960
They're still getting to play music.

664
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:25,960
That's all that matters.

665
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,320
Who fucking cares?

666
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,520
Is it all that matters?

667
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,520
Yes.

668
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,520
I don't think that.

669
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,520
How does it affect you?

670
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,920
Oh, it doesn't affect me.

671
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:33,920
Okay.

672
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:34,920
So then what are you going to do about it?

673
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,040
I ain't going to do shit.

674
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,520
I don't I don't care that much.

675
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,880
They can go on and do their thing.

676
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,880
I'm just saying they're a bunch of devils.

677
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,960
You're all going to have to face God in the end, right?

678
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,960
Yeah.

679
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,240
You know, some of us won't face God.

680
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,800
Some of us will face the devil.

681
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,920
Right to the right to hell.

682
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,720
You know, yeah, that's right.

683
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:57,200
Yeah, I mean, the only people facing God are the people who are not in hell.

684
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,280
You know, another thing too that I was just thought of is that the fucking Internet has

685
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,320
made way for so many fucking kooks.

686
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:09,640
I know what you're saying about predators and shit like that, but also, you know, think

687
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,960
about it back then if you were like, Hey, the earth is flat.

688
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:18,120
You probably get slapped in the face at a barbecue back in the 80s.

689
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,960
It's definitely not American to say it.

690
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:25,280
I was watching this interesting thing where Mary just showed it to me, actually.

691
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:30,160
And it's what you're looking for.

692
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:34,600
It was the land and it was a map of the lands.

693
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:43,720
It was a super old map of beyond the ice wall, you know, beyond the ice wall of Antarctica.

694
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,520
Okay.

695
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,320
And beyond the ice wall are fuck, man.

696
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,880
There was so many different continents.

697
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:52,880
It was unbelievable.

698
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,080
Where did you get this map?

699
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,920
It was on the Internet.

700
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,400
So some dude just drew it.

701
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,080
And you're like, Yeah, this is it.

702
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,440
I mean, like, this is what you believe in.

703
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,440
I don't know if some dude just drew it.

704
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,440
Well, somebody had to draw it.

705
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,440
A little shit to me.

706
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:12,480
God dang, I knew I would, you almost got a damn out of me.

707
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,720
Dang, I didn't hear you.

708
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,840
I know it is because that's why I said it.

709
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:21,400
I wish I knew it with a map maker was called fuck.

710
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,840
Topography is a type of map.

711
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:29,520
There's a specific name for it and now it's going to fucking work the fuck out of me.

712
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,520
I just read all about what those guys are called because I just read this big, big long

713
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:38,720
book about serving and how the earth was completely flat.

714
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,680
There was no curvature to the earth because the survey cartography cartographer.

715
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,680
That's it.

716
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,680
Thank you, Larry.

717
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,680
Cartographer.

718
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,120
I just was reading about this the other day because I wanted to send you one of your crazy

719
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,440
fucking flatter things.

720
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,440
I read them.

721
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,400
I look into them, but I mean, I'm like, Jesus, pry me this guy.

722
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:02,520
Did you see that one about the power of, we call it crann?

723
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,000
Did you see that one about the space thing?

724
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
I sent you.

725
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,880
It was funny because they said that the people, it was just, it showed how it was impossible

726
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:18,280
that they went to the moon and one of the funniest parts about it was the toilets and

727
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:25,520
they're saying that every person in the entire fucking thing, oh, the best part was, the

728
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:30,480
best part was I was, yeah, I got to stop and tell you something funnier.

729
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:35,480
So there was this girl up there supposedly for 260 some days and she's got all this

730
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480
hair.

731
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,880
She's from like Germany or somewhere judging by her accent.

732
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,880
Is this real?

733
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,880
Yeah.

734
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:46,080
Well, no, of course, because the space station is bullshit, but there was no, there's no

735
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,120
way to take a shower up there.

736
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,120
You understand this?

737
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,960
Yeah, I know because water gets around and you have it here.

738
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,960
Right.

739
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,760
So you're telling me that these people are up there all happy for 200 and something

740
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,400
days without a shower and it doesn't stink like a fucking suit?

741
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,400
No, they clean themselves.

742
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,400
They have these suits that they put on.

743
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,400
Okay.

744
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,400
Yeah.

745
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,400
You'll believe anything.

746
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,400
This broad's pussy had to smell like the Monkey K. J. Brookfield Zoo, man.

747
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,400
That's the whole point of that story.

748
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,400
That's all you wanted to say.

749
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,400
That's it.

750
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,840
That's all you wanted to say right there.

751
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,760
And it's true, man.

752
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760
Think about it.

753
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,880
You're going to fucking be, the other thing was they showed the toilet.

754
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,480
They're shitting in these bags.

755
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,480
Yeah.

756
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,880
And it's supposed to be sucking down, right?

757
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,440
If you're in zero gravity, the shit will be just floating around in there, banging

758
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,440
into your ass.

759
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,920
You're going to piss into a two-

760
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,160
We're going to get the squirts too.

761
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,160
Yeah.

762
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,160
And that's what they said.

763
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,600
These fuckers are sick all the time.

764
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:41,120
And they showed that they had vacuum for the smell because, you know, this thing is, again,

765
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,120
artificial.

766
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,720
They're never going to use it.

767
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:48,920
And it showed the bag was sealed and then they supposedly poked the bag down with this

768
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:53,080
poker down the tube, like you're cleaning out a one hit or from a bomb.

769
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,080
Yeah.

770
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,080
Yeah.

771
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,360
And they're all touching it.

772
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,960
They're showing here's where the shit goes.

773
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,760
And I'm thinking if they were really used, but here's the thing, they never use it.

774
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,840
So they're touching it.

775
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,480
Do you ever fucking touch a toilet?

776
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,960
Yeah, when I clean it.

777
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,960
Right.

778
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,640
Are you going in there to a bar and touching the toilet with your hands all over?

779
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,320
They were fondling this thing.

780
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,040
Here's how this goes.

781
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:19,440
And it just proves again that there and a girl was touching it too.

782
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,720
So it just proves that they don't even use the thing because nobody's shitting and pissing

783
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,360
in space because there is no fucking space.

784
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,920
The space station is in a motherfucking swimming pool.

785
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,520
I mean, it is.

786
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,720
It's in a swimming pool.

787
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,520
And then this is another part you'll enjoy because you're an electrician.

788
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,080
They show these people supposedly floating around in the space station.

789
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,080
Yeah.

790
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,800
And you know how they got them wires and shit all over the place?

791
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,160
The guy says any electrician worth is salt.

792
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,360
It's not going to have bare wires running all over the place.

793
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,040
They're going to be buried.

794
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,400
And you know, this shit's supposed to be important.

795
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400
They're floating around.

796
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,320
What if their foot gets hooked on that shit?

797
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,320
Listen, man, I don't.

798
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,920
And it just showed how fake it was.

799
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,000
All I know is what I was taught in school.

800
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Yeah.

801
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
That's it.

802
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,440
So my mind is about to be right shit for me.

803
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,680
Fucking Kimo Sabi all of a sudden.

804
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,880
Seriously, though, you really think you're an electrician?

805
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,880
Would you have wires?

806
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,440
Would you have 50 wires running free?

807
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,480
I just told you about Mexico last week.

808
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,720
Remember where all the wires were out in the open?

809
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,880
I said it's dangerous.

810
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,880
Exactly.

811
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,040
But when you're going to do a space station is really dangerous.

812
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,040
Okay.

813
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,520
So I'll give you something on the other side of this.

814
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,160
Why wouldn't they at least have conduit?

815
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,160
Well, listen.

816
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,280
These fucking guys are full of shit.

817
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:39,240
Because of, okay, listen, I'm just going to go to the flip side for a second.

818
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:43,640
If they covered that stuff up with something, if something happened, you'd want access

819
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,640
to it.

820
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,800
You know what I mean?

821
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,480
You wouldn't want to have to take something off to get access to it.

822
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,480
Everything has to be accessible.

823
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,720
You could put gang boxes and shit.

824
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,480
You could put gang boxes and shit.

825
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,480
You know how that, you know.

826
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,600
You could put a gang box in the space station.

827
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,440
Some kind of plastic one or something, they could get access.

828
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,280
They wouldn't have the wires just bare, man.

829
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,280
But they're not bare.

830
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,680
There's some sort of insulator around them.

831
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,120
I mean, it's just not like if you grab it and yank it, they're fucking.

832
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,920
They're gonna get yanked out of the fucking inputs.

833
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:11,920
When did that happen?

834
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,640
I mean, first of all.

835
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,640
It'll never happen because they never go to space.

836
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,240
This is all hypothetical in Larry's world.

837
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,960
I knew you were going to say that.

838
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:19,960
Because I thought you were going to have to go.

839
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,760
They'll never have to worry about it because it'll never happen.

840
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,240
Right into the Challenger.

841
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,240
Right.

842
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,240
Oh, man.

843
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,520
Well, we all know that's a big fucking lie.

844
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,240
I was watching this video where they run up on a guy and.

845
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,720
A guy that's still alive.

846
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,240
Yeah, the guy that's still alive.

847
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,240
And it's like.

848
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,240
There's more than one.

849
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,240
Yeah, there's a bunch.

850
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,560
All of them are still alive.

851
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,680
They had pictures of something.

852
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,320
They run up on this guy.

853
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,320
Nice.

854
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,560
And the one guy's like, hey, can I ask you a question?

855
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,040
He's like, no, I'm not the astronaut.

856
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,040
And they're like, oh, I think you are.

857
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,280
I think you are.

858
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,240
Like Jesus, they were talking about showing your ass.

859
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,240
Really?

860
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,240
He said four words.

861
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,240
Wow.

862
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,120
And he was like, yeah, here's my ass.

863
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,120
Why would you?

864
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,480
He's like, oh, I just look like the guy on the internet.

865
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,480
So he's obviously.

866
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,920
Okay, so you're a fucking liar.

867
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,640
Well, obviously people have done this to him and it's annoying.

868
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,640
So a lot of people.

869
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,720
Well, that's what happens when you pull off a big fire, so you fake your death and you

870
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720
don't leave the country.

871
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,920
I think they said there's like four of them that they could find.

872
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,600
One of them died or something like that.

873
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,160
Yeah, they'll kill them all now that everyone knows.

874
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,520
But the guy was saying that they did it.

875
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,520
What do you call it?

876
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,880
Because you said they did it to make the teachers more loved, but they did it to hug on America's

877
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,880
heartstrings.

878
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,880
Sure.

879
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,280
And they threw a teacher on there to get the kids your age that were in school at the

880
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,280
time.

881
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,440
This is what they did.

882
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,000
This was the first time they showed it in schools.

883
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,800
Because they knew it was going to explode.

884
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,400
And so they showed this to do children all around the country.

885
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,200
It was to traumatize children.

886
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,800
Like all around the country, children were watching this.

887
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,800
Isn't that crazy?

888
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,480
That's why I feel bad about saying I laughed when I saw it.

889
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,960
Yeah, because I knew it was bullshit.

890
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,960
Yeah, that's horrible.

891
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,520
No, I thought it was real at the time.

892
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,840
I just had a cold fucking heart.

893
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,840
Yeah.

894
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,840
You were a young doper.

895
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,840
What do you expect?

896
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,840
Yeah.

897
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,680
You know, you're in a fucking, what was the band name?

898
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,840
Little Nicky and the Pervert.

899
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,840
Little Nicky and the Pervert.

900
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,360
Yeah, Little Nicky and the Pervert.

901
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,200
You were fucking good.

902
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,200
Just children singing about sex.

903
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,200
What was the song?

904
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:25,680
You parents have people over and you guys are talking about touching boobs.

905
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,720
Like eight, nine?

906
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,480
We were a lot older than that when the Challenger came up though.

907
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,200
We were already in a real band playing gigs at that point.

908
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,520
I was just talking about Little Nicky and the Pervert.

909
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,320
Yeah, we were the best.

910
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:46,680
Fucking, so the Challenger, you know, and the ladies probably scared out of her mind

911
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,400
that lion-ass schoolteacher.

912
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:53,480
Well, listen, if the government's going to cover this up, it boils down to fucking...

913
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,480
That's a thing.

914
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,560
Everything's a cover-up, man.

915
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,440
Every single thing.

916
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:04,160
Just like the reason they killed Abraham Lincoln, man, was because he fucking made

917
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,160
Lincoln notes.

918
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,160
He was sick of the Federal Reserve.

919
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,200
The Federal Reserve is not run by the U.S. government.

920
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,080
It's a private company.

921
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,560
Same thing.

922
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,160
Same reason they were going to kill.

923
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,600
It's the same reason they killed Kennedy because he was ready to put a kibosh in that

924
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,600
shit.

925
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,840
Okay, well...

926
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,560
They put the Rockefellers and all these fuckers.

927
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,120
America kills its own citizens.

928
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,120
Yeah.

929
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,120
We get up in arms about...

930
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,120
By the thousand.

931
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:35,200
They killed 3,000 of them and one fell swoop during fucking 9-11.

932
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,440
Larry loves his conspiracy theories and I love to play along with them, but it is true

933
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,440
that some shit's gone on in this country where you can't deny that.

934
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:48,280
Every fucking word out of my mouth is the gospel truth unless I'm misinformed.

935
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,880
But I'm not lying about anything.

936
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,880
I believe every fucking thing I say.

937
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,880
Well, you're just reiterating what other people...

938
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,880
You know what I mean?

939
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,880
What other people say.

940
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,000
Yeah, and it makes sense.

941
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,640
The other way doesn't make sense.

942
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,640
What's that?

943
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:03,800
Well, do you know that Osama bin Laden was dead before they even made the first movie

944
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:08,400
with the actor that was saying, I am responsible for 9-11?

945
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:15,680
Before a month before that movie came up, Osama bin Laden said, I'm not responsible for that

946
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,520
and I'm not lying because it's against my Muslim religion to lie.

947
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:24,880
If I did it, I'd tell you because I really don't care and I'll tell you what I did do.

948
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:38,040
And then when Osama bin Laden died in 2001, that's when they made the fake movies with

949
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,520
him saying, yes, I did this.

950
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:48,440
After that, when they pretended that they killed him, that's when Obama needed a fucking boost

951
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,800
because he was losing popularity.

952
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,800
Yeah.

953
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,920
Everyone started to see what a cocksucker he really is.

954
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,000
But listen, you know what the problem is?

955
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,400
Right, Marjorie Davis Jr. and Big Mike.

956
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,400
We're gonna fucking...

957
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,400
There it is again.

958
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,400
We're gonna fucking...

959
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,120
I'm gonna say, we're gonna talk some shit about this and about that.

960
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,600
It sucks that first responders get killed, just normal civilians and like...

961
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,600
And they fucking are part of...

962
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,680
It's normal fucking people, man.

963
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:16,560
Henry Kissinger, he said about our boys in the service, he said they're just a bunch

964
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:21,320
of dumb pawns to fucking do our bidding and who cares if they die?

965
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,480
You know, meanwhile, none of his kids are gonna fucking go to Vietnam or whatever.

966
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,480
None of those kids are gonna go.

967
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,200
They got carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want.

968
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,200
They don't care.

969
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200
Exactly.

970
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,160
They don't care and they come right out and say they don't care, man.

971
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:39,160
Well, I mean, they show fucking, what do you call it, adverse reaction to America.

972
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,240
It's like, oh, you know, like, there you go, go off, boys, do our fucking bidding and

973
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:49,840
then come back maimed, don't come back, come back all fucked up and then totally turn

974
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,520
your backs on them.

975
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,520
Exactly.

976
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,120
Like fucking the vaccine shit, they get treated the worst.

977
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,960
The VAs are the fucking worst.

978
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,600
I salute those motherfuckers all the time when I see him.

979
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:07,360
My dad had to go to the VA to fucking, when he first had his stroke and the condition,

980
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,760
I mean, it wasn't, but it wasn't.

981
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,760
It wasn't their world, but it wasn't.

982
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:12,760
It should be tap notch.

983
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,760
It wasn't Rush.

984
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,000
It should be fucking, you know, because it's run by the government, then like you just

985
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,120
say Rush, you get private, they just opened a half a billion dollar fucking.

986
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,920
Yeah, but they're all out to get us too, man.

987
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,920
Rush was pushing the fucking shots.

988
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,760
Well, because why not, they were fucking hospital, they make money off of it.

989
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:35,200
But it's like you get mad at Pepsi because they sell Pepsi.

990
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,200
How about you don't drink it?

991
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,720
Well, the dumb fucks that buy it, that's their problem.

992
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,720
Yeah, don't drink it.

993
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,560
The shot was pressurized, man.

994
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,240
They wanted people to get that shit.

995
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,240
Did you get it?

996
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,240
Fuck no.

997
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,240
I didn't.

998
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,240
It wasn't pressurized, you know what I mean?

999
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,240
Like, I'm not kidding though.

1000
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,240
But people were, Bobby got the shot.

1001
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:55,880
They fucking wanted him to get it at work if you had a certain kind of job and certain

1002
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,920
kind of pressures they put on you.

1003
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,280
He has government contracts also.

1004
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,280
You know, and that's the thing, the government's in on it.

1005
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,400
They know it's going to kill everybody.

1006
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,880
Do you think that fucking Biden and all those assholes really got the shot?

1007
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,480
And now another word for our sponsor, ISIS.

1008
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,480
Ashbeluma La La at yahoo.com.

1009
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,880
Keep going, Larry.

1010
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:21,240
I have to read it every 30 minutes.

1011
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:25,600
You know, and same with like these football players and shit.

1012
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:30,360
Do you think they gave Tom Brady a shot of vaccine?

1013
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,680
Fuck no, man.

1014
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:37,040
They gave him saline or a retractable needle that doesn't even go in your eye or something.

1015
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,040
That's a great band name, retractable needle.

1016
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,280
That is.

1017
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,960
Like the little knives you'd have as a kid with a blade went inside the handle.

1018
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,320
You'd have to do that with your head, but the blade would count.

1019
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,840
Yeah, that's what they gave Tom Brady and people of his stature, LeBron James and all

1020
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,840
those assholes.

1021
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,720
By the way, I'd like to put it out there, LeBron James has got to be the biggest fucking

1022
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:59,200
asshole to ever walk the earth.

1023
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,200
Just saying.

1024
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,080
And so, you know, these guys aren't going to.

1025
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,640
Wait, his kid just had a heart attack.

1026
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,640
I don't fucking care.

1027
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:10,080
No, I'm just saying like, I think that I think the kid's probably an asshole too, just like

1028
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,080
him.

1029
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,080
I wouldn't doubt.

1030
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,520
I didn't mean to take you off track, but I didn't know if it was going to come up, but

1031
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,560
you can't you brought it up.

1032
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,400
His kid, his kid just had like a cardiac arrest.

1033
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,840
And I'm like, I was reading this shit that LeBron is it was in some shit and he wanted

1034
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,840
to get out.

1035
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,160
And it's all a false flag.

1036
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,640
Well, no, but the kid, they did something to his kid.

1037
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,240
Oh, well, that's what happens when you're big and famous.

1038
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,520
I hope you love it, LeBron.

1039
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,520
You fucking cocksucker.

1040
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,440
Okay, well, I too close to the song.

1041
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,440
You don't see any.

1042
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,440
You want to be a curse.

1043
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:45,080
You never see any American sports people dropping fucking dead on the field.

1044
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:50,760
That because that because it's too much money involved and they all have fucking fake doctors

1045
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,120
and fake shots and they're fake retractable needles.

1046
00:39:54,120 --> 00:40:01,320
But you do see all over the world, all the other sports guys falling, dropping dead, fucking

1047
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:06,920
21 year old soccer players that are in the top notch fucking health, running down the

1048
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,920
field.

1049
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,640
All they do is run every day.

1050
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,360
They're fucking falling over dead, having heart attacks and shit.

1051
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,160
I mean, because they were forced to take the shot, man.

1052
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,320
I mean, you don't think it was their card was just pulled?

1053
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:24,360
No, I don't because, you know, in the last 25 years, two guys got a dead card.

1054
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,360
Yeah.

1055
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,240
In the last 25 years, two guys have dropped dead.

1056
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:32,320
In the last three years, 5,000 have dropped dead.

1057
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:36,720
You know, I mean, the numbers, I don't know if it's 5,000, but it's in the hundreds.

1058
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,040
It's probably in the thousands.

1059
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,040
Okay.

1060
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:43,320
I mean, and if you want to keep on talking about something that just ruined this country,

1061
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,000
it ruined not only the country, the world.

1062
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Yeah.

1063
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,040
Well, I mean, the world, it's all part of the plan.

1064
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,520
I care about the world to some extent, but right now I'm worried about my own country

1065
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,080
because it's in the shit hole.

1066
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,080
Yeah.

1067
00:40:55,080 --> 00:41:01,200
But our country is, you know, we used to be the ones that they set example to the world.

1068
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,320
Now we're the ones getting laughed at.

1069
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,480
Man, you showed me the picture of China.

1070
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:11,000
Man, million motherfuckers standing there waiting to be told what to do.

1071
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
You know what they're going to give them?

1072
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:18,960
A little perviton, some Panzer Chocolaté like the fucking stasi used to do.

1073
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,280
Yeah.

1074
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:26,560
These motherfuckers are, you know, those guys are fucking ready to rock, man.

1075
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,400
They're so fucking badass.

1076
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,400
Yeah.

1077
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,760
We're, you know, we're softening everything up.

1078
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,720
We're lowering the standards to get into the military.

1079
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:38,200
We're lowering the physical requirements.

1080
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,480
We're lowering the mental requirements.

1081
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,760
You know, you're going to be out there with a fucking idiot and you're going to get killed

1082
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:50,520
because the other person's either a pussy or not able to do it, can't lift the fucking

1083
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,240
giant fucking shell to put in the cannon or whatever they got to do.

1084
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,240
Yeah.

1085
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,120
And it's going to cost you your life.

1086
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,960
I don't think that there's fucking, we're going to be putting that many boots on the

1087
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:00,960
ground anymore.

1088
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,680
Dude, there's all kinds of people right now in Ukraine ready to go.

1089
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,680
They're all mass done.

1090
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,680
They're all mercenaries, eh?

1091
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:08,680
No.

1092
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,680
American, US, American soldiers.

1093
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,280
Are in the Ukraine.

1094
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,280
Yes.

1095
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,280
Right now.

1096
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,280
Yes.

1097
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,280
Doing what?

1098
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,280
Fighting.

1099
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,880
They're playing hops, gosh.

1100
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,480
Well, that, that, that I believe you.

1101
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,640
I would be like, because it doesn't sound like, from what you tell me, there's no fighting

1102
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,640
going on in Ukraine.

1103
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,640
There is fighting.

1104
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,920
Zelensky is bombing his own people and blaming it on Russia.

1105
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,320
Fucking Putin would not hit a non-military target.

1106
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,440
The only, and you know what?

1107
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,920
And then when they say, oh, he's bombing a school, that's because they're putting their

1108
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,920
military guys in the school.

1109
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,600
I mean, he's putting their bombs in the school and their guns in the school and there's

1110
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,480
no kids there when that happens.

1111
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,000
It's all a bunch of fucking lies.

1112
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,840
That's one way to get a new school though.

1113
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,160
I'm just bowing up.

1114
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,160
Yeah.

1115
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,680
Like now we need to, because you know what's going to happen now.

1116
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,160
And you know who's paying for it, us.

1117
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,160
Well, you know what's going to happen.

1118
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,600
Okay, you, okay, you complain about this.

1119
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:03,640
Wait till our rebuilding phase when we have to help Ukraine rebuild and tear everything

1120
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,080
down that you say that they're bombing.

1121
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,480
I say we've, I say fucking Ukraine.

1122
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,480
Completely cyclical.

1123
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,480
In that sense.

1124
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,400
Put them on the back fucking burner until our shit is straight.

1125
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,560
Like what you just said, our country.

1126
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:20,080
But you know, that just shows you that we're not even controlling our own country, man.

1127
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,760
We're getting controlled by the outside.

1128
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,360
I don't even want to get into it because we will get fucking turned off.

1129
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,160
We won't be on the internet anymore.

1130
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,160
Did we talk about the land?

1131
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,080
I'll tell you what it is when we're done.

1132
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,080
Did we talk?

1133
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,600
Well, I mean, you, you, you can talk about whatever you want here.

1134
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,920
We won't be on anymore.

1135
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,920
We'll be shut down.

1136
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,040
This will be our last episode.

1137
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,280
Well, let's find out.

1138
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,640
Actually, okay, whatever, man.

1139
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,320
This is our free speech network.

1140
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,320
We do everything here.

1141
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,360
There's no such thing as free speech.

1142
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,360
Work, whatever.

1143
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,040
Did you see the lab that they found in California?

1144
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,920
Run by the Chinese nationals?

1145
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,920
No.

1146
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,320
It had COVID, HIV, all these skin samples, all.

1147
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,320
So what happened?

1148
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:04,200
There was, they were saying there was a spook run biolab in Nevada.

1149
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,400
This company lost their lease on it.

1150
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,800
Nobody knew, you know what I mean?

1151
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,760
It was, it was completely altered documents and all this shit.

1152
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:19,080
And then, so they moved to California and somebody noticed a hose, like sticking out

1153
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,080
of a window and they were like, and like, and it dusted.

1154
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,400
What the fuck is this hose for?

1155
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,400
Yeah.

1156
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,320
So somebody was paying attention and said something and they called and the feds actually

1157
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,240
went in and busted them.

1158
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:33,200
Now I don't know if this is real because when I read it aloud to myself, because I had to

1159
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,200
read it aloud.

1160
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,200
It sounded fake.

1161
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,200
It sounded like it's just a setup.

1162
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,200
Uh huh.

1163
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,200
You know what I mean?

1164
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,120
I think the government was running this lab and they got caught by a noisy motherfucker.

1165
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,360
And they blamed it on China.

1166
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,800
And yeah, and they're saying these nationals did this.

1167
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:45,800
You know it.

1168
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,480
I mean, that's not hard to believe.

1169
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,480
It's not unfathomable.

1170
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,080
I mean, what do you think the Nazis did, man?

1171
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:56,440
They made fucking bio weapons and then they made vaccines to protect their own people,

1172
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,040
to put out on people.

1173
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,680
I don't know if they ever got a chance to use them, but I'm reading this book right

1174
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:08,360
now and it's saying how, uh, how we took all the Nazi scientists over and what do you think

1175
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,360
we can say to those guys?

1176
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,360
Yeah.

1177
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:16,240
Hey, stop doing those bad things because now we got you and you're not Nazis anymore.

1178
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:21,240
Actually, no, we said we're fucking wanting to hear how you got these weapons going.

1179
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:25,920
Let's forget everything you did and just come over here and live in America.

1180
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,920
Yeah.

1181
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,120
And here's all this money.

1182
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,120
Yeah.

1183
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:33,360
And you know what, if we do want you dead, we're going to kill you.

1184
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:38,120
Well, they got paid good and I don't, so far, any of them in the book got killed by the

1185
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,120
US.

1186
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:44,480
Well, when you become a fucking, what do you call it, a patsy for the fucking United States,

1187
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,480
they'll take you out.

1188
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,480
Oh yeah.

1189
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,480
Yeah.

1190
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,480
If they have to.

1191
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,440
These guys would comply.

1192
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,200
They don't care who they're fucking.

1193
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,760
There's no shortage of people that are trained.

1194
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:55,760
You know what I mean?

1195
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,560
Like you could learn anything on the internet now.

1196
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,680
I'm surprised we, you know, these mass shootings.

1197
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,680
I'm surprised there's not more.

1198
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:05,960
Dude, it's kind of like, it's kind of like when I fucking play guitar at potbellies.

1199
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,760
It's not the greatest gig, but I'm getting paid and I'm still playing guitar.

1200
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:15,680
These guys aren't Nazis anymore, but they're still fucking getting to do science and people

1201
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:16,680
are getting killed.

1202
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:17,680
I don't know if that analogy works, Larry.

1203
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,680
I do.

1204
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,880
I mean, yeah, because you came up with it.

1205
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,880
I don't think you really pans out though.

1206
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,200
I mean, we're talking about people who murdered people.

1207
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,200
No, I know.

1208
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:29,720
But you know, it's a difference from playing at a big show with the lights and everything.

1209
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:33,000
And now you're playing at some fucking launch counter in front of little kids.

1210
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Comparing your potbelly gig to the Holocaust.

1211
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,920
I bet you how many people were in there?

1212
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,320
Six people died that night.

1213
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,320
That's six million.

1214
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,320
Exactly.

1215
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:50,200
Oh, Larry, an analogy comparing the Holocaust to you playing in potbelly.

1216
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,680
Well, no, not the Holocaust.

1217
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,840
The analogy of those guys coming over here and they're not going to stop their Nazi

1218
00:46:55,840 --> 00:47:00,640
ways, the Nazi party continued on strong in the USA, baby.

1219
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,040
I think they kept a very strict eye on them.

1220
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,000
Of course, they keep an eye on everybody.

1221
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Those guys are killers, man.

1222
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,040
But everybody that works for the Oppenheimer was not a killer.

1223
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,040
No, he was.

1224
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,040
Yeah.

1225
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,280
He was the one we even said he wished he didn't unleash this.

1226
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,240
You know, they kept an eye on him too.

1227
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:21,200
They keep an eye on everybody, especially if you work on some kind of dark secret fucking

1228
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,200
project.

1229
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,200
Yeah.

1230
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,200
And those people disappear all the time too.

1231
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,200
Yeah.

1232
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,200
And you know what?

1233
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,200
Those people are living in fear because they know that if they fucking let the secret

1234
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,640
slip, not only are they dead, their whole fucking family is dead.

1235
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,280
That's one problem I always have with this is the whole...

1236
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,280
They're all...

1237
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,280
The whole St. Amaphaea.

1238
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,280
The whole playing telephone thing.

1239
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:43,720
It always fucking gets me that somebody's going to slip up and say something, you know?

1240
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:47,680
Because now the funny thing is they just came out and they're like, aliens are real.

1241
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,680
Everybody's like, okay.

1242
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,680
Nothing.

1243
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:50,680
Well, you know.

1244
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,680
It's just so funny.

1245
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,680
You know what I mean?

1246
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,560
Like, dude, they came out and somebody was like, yep, I seen that alien.

1247
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,600
After the last 15 years, I've been watching Ancient Aliens.

1248
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,920
I know, but I'm just saying that so...

1249
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,920
Doesn't that hell air?

1250
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,920
Yeah.

1251
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:02,920
It's like the government...

1252
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,600
Somebody came out and was on Capitol Hill getting grilled and they're like, all right.

1253
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,600
All right.

1254
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,600
The other thing.

1255
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,600
They're like, yep.

1256
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,600
All right.

1257
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,720
Ancient Aliens is 100% bullshit and...

1258
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:13,720
It's entertaining, ladies.

1259
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:14,720
Yeah.

1260
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:15,720
I love watching.

1261
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:16,720
It's entertainment.

1262
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:17,720
I do like it.

1263
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:18,720
But it's lies.

1264
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,840
It's like, I'm trying to make you think that there's no God.

1265
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,080
No, there's no God.

1266
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,080
It was an alien.

1267
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,080
Ah.

1268
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,960
You know, they're such fucking bullshit.

1269
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,960
And...

1270
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,480
Man, you really are in a tirade today.

1271
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,480
Let me tell you, man.

1272
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,480
You're going at everybody.

1273
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,480
You're going at George...

1274
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,040
You can't go with Georgio like that.

1275
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,040
That's my fucking boy.

1276
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,040
Fuck Georgio.

1277
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,040
He's a satanist.

1278
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,040
Oh, who's our fucking fighting words?

1279
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,040
He's a satanist.

1280
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,040
He does what...

1281
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,920
I'll fucking sweep the leg if I ever meet Georgio.

1282
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,920
I hope he falls on you.

1283
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,720
You guys can't accidentally...

1284
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:47,440
If he falls on me, he'd be fucking flattening his fat ass.

1285
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,280
You gotta get gay married because you can't do that.

1286
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,720
And the other thing is, is they're softening us up, telling us about the aliens.

1287
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,720
Oh, there's aliens.

1288
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:55,720
There's aliens.

1289
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:56,720
I know what you're gonna say.

1290
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,080
Because they're gonna have a fake alien attack.

1291
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,080
I know.

1292
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,080
We already know this.

1293
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,700
We know everybody out there listening.

1294
00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:09,000
When they do this alien attack, the so-called alien attack, just remember, you heard it

1295
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
here from Larry.

1296
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:16,400
You guys can all come to 123 Happy Lane and hang out with Larry and I and do the show.

1297
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:21,400
No, just remember it's fake and they just want this so everybody's afraid and that's

1298
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,120
how they're gonna fucking move every new world.

1299
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,120
I'm not afraid.

1300
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,520
I got Jesus, brother.

1301
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,160
I know that it's gonna be fake.

1302
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,160
Dude, I just see it with the arms around your neck.

1303
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,160
I'm just running to people.

1304
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,660
Standing behind you.

1305
00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:35,760
It's alright, Larry.

1306
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,640
The Lord is my shield and I will wear him like a backpack.

1307
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,640
No, the Lord has definitely got...

1308
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,920
Yeah, you definitely gotta put your armor on, man.

1309
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,920
I know, man.

1310
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,920
We know we've talked about it.

1311
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:52,160
But anyways, it's gonna be fake and it's just for them to move in their new world order.

1312
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:58,020
Well, the way the fucking world's going right now, I mean whoever's gonna take over is gonna

1313
00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:00,560
run that shit right on the fucking ground.

1314
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560
Yeah.

1315
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,560
Right?

1316
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,880
Yeah, we're handing them up.

1317
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,240
Well, that's how it always works, man.

1318
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:12,280
Just like, you know, Lori Lightfoot was a piece of shit and then we got the bigger piece

1319
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,280
of shit now, fucking...

1320
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,120
Do you really want to use hers as a fucking?

1321
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,120
Brandon Johnson.

1322
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,120
Brandon Johnson.

1323
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,120
Brandon Johnson.

1324
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:19,640
He's worse than she was.

1325
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,960
An Illinois mayor, as your example.

1326
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,560
Chicago mayor, everyone knows who she is.

1327
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,440
I'm just saying, an Illinois...

1328
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:31,360
Fucking the most corrupt fucking spot in the fucking state of Illinois.

1329
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,360
It really is.

1330
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,360
Yeah.

1331
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,360
I mean, Blagojevic.

1332
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,280
Oh, Blago's the greatest.

1333
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,040
You know, I think he hung out with Big Mike.

1334
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,480
No, he would've known that she was a man.

1335
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,480
You think?

1336
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,520
Yeah, he would've said, what is with this fucking weirdo?

1337
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,640
Yeah, but he knew Obama.

1338
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:51,160
He probably didn't meet Big Mike, but he probably didn't hang out with him much.

1339
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,160
Big Mike's hilarious.

1340
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,440
What would they want with Blago?

1341
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,120
Why would they want to hang around with Blago for him?

1342
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,160
Because they wanted kickbacks from when he sold his seat.

1343
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,600
He's way too normal.

1344
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,000
Blago's wife was great, man.

1345
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,560
She stood by that motherfucker the whole time.

1346
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,560
Yeah.

1347
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,240
He got out and now you don't hear nothing about him.

1348
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,240
He's cool.

1349
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,240
No, he's been making the rounds lately.

1350
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,720
I wonder if he got a podcast.

1351
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,720
Huh?

1352
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,720
He's got a podcast.

1353
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,720
Ah, probably.

1354
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,720
That's gotta be amazing.

1355
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:18,600
I want to take a gander at that when we're done.

1356
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,600
It sounds fucking amazing.

1357
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:20,600
Rob Begojevic, man.

1358
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,760
Well, listen, I mean, okay, you want to go back to your mayoral thing.

1359
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,440
The fucking city stinks.

1360
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,760
I wouldn't go down there if you fucking paid me.

1361
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:29,760
You know.

1362
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:33,120
And it's not just because of the so-called crime or whatever's going on.

1363
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,640
That's all decentralized in specific areas around there.

1364
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:40,960
But just like our presidents have been getting worse and worse since Nixon.

1365
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:50,840
There's definitely been a decline in Americanism, fortitude, solidarity, bipartisanship, and

1366
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,400
your own your own thinker.

1367
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,520
You're not a fucking dunce.

1368
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,520
Right.

1369
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,800
There's you could see there's a decline.

1370
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,800
Yeah.

1371
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,800
And when I mean W. Come on.

1372
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:06,920
Spiro Agnew was a fucking box of rocks, dude.

1373
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,920
Spiro Agnew was the vice president for Nixon and they knew they were going to get rid of

1374
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,600
Nixon before he did anything.

1375
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,600
Yeah.

1376
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,360
They just hung that shit on him.

1377
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:20,600
They got rid of Spiro Agnew on some trumped up fucking tax charges, not even nearly close

1378
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:25,000
to what Hunter Biden did and put in Ford.

1379
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,840
So when Nixon was fucking gone, Ford would be the president.

1380
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,120
And that's the guy we saw.

1381
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,720
He was a fucking puppet.

1382
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:35,120
They didn't like Nixon because he fucking called out the Jews, man.

1383
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,120
That's basically it.

1384
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,840
And Nixon said a lot of things.

1385
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,160
Those Nixon tapes are amazing.

1386
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,160
He says some really bad stuff on those tapes.

1387
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,160
But you know what?

1388
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,160
They all say bad stuff.

1389
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,160
Well, a person is a person.

1390
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,000
Biden explodes in front of people when they ask him a question.

1391
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,120
I mean, a person is a person, no matter if you're the president or you're the fucking

1392
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:01,840
a sure a pastor or a fucking construction worker or a teacher.

1393
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,880
Everybody's I'm sure pastors don't say many bad things.

1394
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,480
I don't know.

1395
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:11,840
Whenever I fucking was doing their job and that guy, he was a pastor.

1396
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,840
Yeah.

1397
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:13,840
What was he saying?

1398
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:18,520
Oh, well, I showed you the story, but I don't want to get into it on this, but he was just

1399
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,000
wasn't a good dude.

1400
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,600
But he wasn't swearing at you and stuff.

1401
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,600
Was he?

1402
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,880
Oh, he was a he was a real piece of shit.

1403
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:24,880
Oh, OK.

1404
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,880
He really was, man.

1405
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,200
Like I had to cut ties with them.

1406
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,920
I did work for them for like two years.

1407
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:36,000
And then this guy came into the picture and man, let me tell you, I don't like these people

1408
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,880
that are two faced.

1409
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,440
He was he acted like one way in front of everybody.

1410
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,640
And then when he got inside, he was a completely different person.

1411
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,640
Wow.

1412
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,800
I told this is a guy that tried to I wear my heart on my sleeve needles.

1413
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800
I'm always this way.

1414
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,800
It's easier to shoot dope.

1415
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:51,800
And it's.

1416
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,800
Wait, what?

1417
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,280
Is that easier to shoot dope?

1418
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,280
And it's.

1419
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,280
Oh, God.

1420
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,720
You don't want to get that thing caught in the door either.

1421
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,000
I told you only had half a heart.

1422
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,480
We know what the other half happened to never.

1423
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,680
I'm never two faced.

1424
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,440
You always know what I'm thinking.

1425
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,160
This one girl would come over.

1426
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,160
I forgot her name.

1427
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,160
Oh, Jamie.

1428
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,160
Her name was.

1429
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:17,280
And I used to call her because she would fucking be so jacked up about everything.

1430
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,600
And she was a cokehead.

1431
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:24,160
Oh, well, I mean, she'd come over and want to hang out with Mary.

1432
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,880
And she would be like, every time I come over, I get the feeling you don't like me.

1433
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,880
She says, you.

1434
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,880
Yeah.

1435
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,880
Mary would tolerate her.

1436
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:32,880
Yeah.

1437
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,280
And I said, gee, how did you figure that out?

1438
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,520
And you shut your piehole for a fucking minute.

1439
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:41,440
Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

1440
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,440
Go talk to the microwave.

1441
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:46,000
She goes, you got the look on your face like you don't really like me.

1442
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
And I'm like, oh, really?

1443
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,400
The look of disdain on my face is noticeable.

1444
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,400
You fucking twat.

1445
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,720
Quit yapping your mouth around here.

1446
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:57,000
They have to blow.

1447
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,960
Nothing worse than a coked out person when you're not coked out.

1448
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,960
Yeah.

1449
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,120
They're just fucking running that mouth.

1450
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,480
And shut up.

1451
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:06,480
Yeah.

1452
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,480
Oh my God.

1453
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,480
I can't handle that.

1454
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:13,880
One time I went to her house with Joanna and it was so fucking dirty there and Joanna

1455
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:23,400
had this sweater that her grandma gave her and it touched the ground and it fell on the

1456
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,400
ground.

1457
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,400
You know, we were smoking rocks in some bathroom.

1458
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,160
You didn't have to say that.

1459
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,760
And I'm like, oh shit, you're sweater.

1460
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,240
And she's like, yeah, and then she just left it there and left and I'm like, what about

1461
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,240
your sweater?

1462
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:37,880
And she's like, I'm not touching it.

1463
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,280
The things are coming home.

1464
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,000
It's not going in this car.

1465
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,240
It's not going in my door.

1466
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,280
I tell you, you get bed bugs, motherfucker.

1467
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,280
Yeah.

1468
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,280
That shit.

1469
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,280
This bitch had a pile of fucking clothes on the when we walked in the front door.

1470
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,080
The pile of clothes was so high.

1471
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,720
It was six foot five.

1472
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,200
Michael Jordan could have hid behind it standing up.

1473
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,920
He wouldn't even had a bend down.

1474
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,520
How many fucking do?

1475
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,800
The pile must have been about.

1476
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,320
It had to be like 10 or 20.

1477
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,320
Yeah.

1478
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,800
Circumference and just I'm like, geez.

1479
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,600
If it would have fell over on somebody or on a baby, it probably kill them.

1480
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,600
Yeah.

1481
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,120
And this bitch just baby killed her.

1482
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,480
Never did laundry and fucking.

1483
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:19,760
I would be like, well, what about, you know, they probably had baby clothes at the bottom

1484
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,560
and the older clothes at the top because they just kept buying.

1485
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,560
Yeah.

1486
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:24,560
She had like four kids.

1487
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:25,560
Four kids.

1488
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,720
She would just be buying these kids new clothes because she couldn't find the old ones in

1489
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:29,720
the pile.

1490
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:30,960
She used some laundry, bitch.

1491
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,960
You'll be able to find them.

1492
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,560
Dude, it took you six months to do this pile.

1493
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,240
Oh, it had to stink so bad.

1494
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,240
And she just got dirty.

1495
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:41,760
I mean, if she got young kids, it gotta be all dirty ass and shit.

1496
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:46,040
And I thought in the back of my mind, the places you'll go to fucking get high, it's

1497
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,040
so dumb.

1498
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,240
I know, but that was that was my old.

1499
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,240
I know.

1500
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,040
Six foot pile of clothes ain't that bad.

1501
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,040
But it's just funny though.

1502
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,040
It is very funny.

1503
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,760
It's one of the many places you wind up.

1504
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,040
It's not really funny at all.

1505
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,040
It's pretty fucking sad.

1506
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,040
Yeah.

1507
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,040
You gotta go to the kids.

1508
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,960
You got four kids and you got to fucking maybe three.

1509
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,760
One might be lost in the pile.

1510
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,960
They got to like a fucking Everest.

1511
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,800
They got to send up a fucking Sherpa to get them.

1512
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:11,800
Totally.

1513
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,320
You just find a little Asian guy to go do it around here.

1514
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,840
I don't think there's too many Sherpas.

1515
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,040
That's fucking great though.

1516
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,040
They might.

1517
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,040
What's that?

1518
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,520
They might have one around that parts because they know about their clothes, mountain.

1519
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,320
What clothes, mountain?

1520
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,160
It's like the Mount Everett's the fucking clothes.

1521
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,160
We just said it.

1522
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,160
Oh yeah.

1523
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,160
What are you talking about?

1524
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,160
I was looking at you when you were doing it and I completely zoned out.

1525
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,640
It was a closed mountain shit.

1526
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,160
Man sounds like you know something real.

1527
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,160
Yeah.

1528
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,160
They got some.

1529
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,720
I got a little flack from some people that I know and they're like, man, you do all these

1530
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,440
shout outs and.

1531
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,440
Oh, you really did?

1532
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:47,440
Yeah.

1533
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,440
Get out of here.

1534
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,920
Fucking I listen all the time and another person I listen all the time.

1535
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:51,920
Fuck yeah.

1536
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:57,200
If you guys listen, man, please fucking listen, man, follow, subscribe, like, leave a fucking

1537
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,200
review.

1538
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,840
I hate the panda every once in a while at the late, wait, wait, at the Larian Needle Twitter

1539
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:07,720
at Larry needles and then the Larry Needle show at Yahoo.com.

1540
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,720
Yeah.

1541
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,720
Fuck yeah, man.

1542
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,160
We still got t shirts and stickers for fucking free.

1543
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,920
We'll mail them out for free, man.

1544
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:14,920
Okay.

1545
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,560
So we got made in house.

1546
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,120
Of course, we got to say hi to Russ out there and her.

1547
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,680
What up, Russ?

1548
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,920
Matt in Florida.

1549
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,080
Oh, the Matt.

1550
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,080
Chris in Florida.

1551
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:25,080
Chris, how you feeling?

1552
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,080
You feeling better, bro?

1553
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,600
Yeah, Tiffany in Portland.

1554
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,920
I talked to Chris the other day for a while.

1555
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,920
That's good.

1556
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,440
He had a little accident, so we hope he feels better.

1557
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:41,960
Chrissy, Luanne, Becky, Sherry, Mary, Jane, Jessica, how you doing, baby?

1558
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:46,160
Clara, no shirt, Nick, no shirt, Nick, what up?

1559
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,160
No filter, Frank.

1560
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,880
Oh yeah, no filter, Frank.

1561
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:49,880
I forgot about that.

1562
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,360
Yeah, that list is getting bigger.

1563
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,360
Yeah, I was hanging around with Frank the other day.

1564
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:58,120
I just want to shout out on the fucking, on the stupid thing we do, just get ahold of

1565
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,120
us, man.

1566
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:00,560
We just gave you our fucking socials.

1567
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,760
Oh, if you want to argue with Larry for shits and giggles, please do that because that'll

1568
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:04,760
make me so happy.

1569
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:09,280
He's got sugar baby summer and he's got nothing else better to do.

1570
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,920
All I got to do is, all I got is time and all I want to do is fight.

1571
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,400
No, I'm kidding, man.

1572
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:19,320
I don't want to fight with anybody.

1573
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,960
Direct all fucking nastiness towards needles, please.

1574
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:26,480
Yeah, but you control our social media accounts so you'll be the one to read them first.

1575
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,960
So please send Larry a picture of your butthole or your dog's butthole.

1576
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,960
Oh man.

1577
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,840
And you might get a picture of my cat's butthole back.

1578
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:40,640
Hopefully you get arrested for beastiality over state lines.

1579
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,640
Exactly.

1580
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:48,880
If you have to do it from jail, I'll tell everybody in your pod that you're a beastiality

1581
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:49,880
dude.

1582
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,440
Oh fuck you.

1583
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:52,440
Larry the Beastmaster.

1584
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:56,720
You can tame any animal with that sweet voice.

1585
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,720
Oh Larry.

1586
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,080
All right, you ready kid?

1587
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,920
Yeah.

1588
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:07,320
So on that note everybody, have a wonderful evening.

1589
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,960
Have a great night and thank you for listening.

1590
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:10,960
We love you.

1591
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,960
We love you guys and peace.

1592
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:13,960
Yeah, I'm Larry.

1593
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,960
I'm needles.

1594
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:15,960
Peace out.

1595
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:16,960
Larry's a Needle Show.

1596
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:17,960
Larry's a Needle Show.

1597
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:18,960
Larry's a Needle Show.

1598
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:19,960
Larry's a Needle Show.

1599
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:20,960
Larry's a Needle Show.

1600
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,200
Ya know that does.

1601
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:27,640
When you are caught all over the place, you probably should be there.

1602
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:34,040
Looks like you may have a problem or need me to bend your head, maybe isn't it?

1603
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,040
I know.

1604
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,640
It's catchable,明顯, hazy tail.