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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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Two, one, sure.

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Welcome to the Larry and Needles show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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Hey, you know, we're real fucking excited today because we got a confirmed new listener that told us to our face that she listened.

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She even told us...

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Can I get that joint?

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Different little things that we talked about in different episodes, which is really funny.

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She reminds us of what we talk about, which is very funny.

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It was a lot funnier hearing our shit come from her.

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All right, cool. Let's move on.

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Yeah.

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I love you, Sherry.

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Yeah.

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It was funny.

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Anyways.

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That's all right.

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So if I was 81 years old or 80 years old, and like we were just sitting at the table and, you know, there was just like a neighbor's kid there and I started sniffing it.

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What would you do?

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I'd call the authorities instantly.

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You think?

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What if it was on camera?

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I mean, you have evidence, right?

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Yeah.

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But how come people get away with that?

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I mean, it's sniffing kids like that's a new Adrena Chrome sniffing kids.

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Sniffing kids.

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Sniffing kids, sniffing kids.

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You don't know.

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You remember that sniffing glue song, Exploding Hearts?

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No, I do not.

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I can't recall it.

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Sorry, Larry.

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You could just easily just switch out the glue part for kids.

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All right, well, get back to sniffing kids.

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All right.

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I don't know where that just, I mean, Larry's extremely stoned right now.

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I shouldn't even be letting him smoke this joint because we know what happens.

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You fucking stare at me like Mitch McConnell.

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You don't even know what's going on over here.

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Was I done talking?

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Yeah, you have to ask twice before you stop talking.

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That's all right, though.

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Are you going to like that for me?

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Are you just going to hit my joint and then smoke your own joint?

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No, we're going to share them, right?

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Why would we share them?

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We wrote two.

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No, we don't know who's who's now.

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Well, the one you put in your mouth is yours.

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That's obvious.

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The other one that hasn't been in your mouth is mine.

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I mean, get it.

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Slow down, Junior.

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You're going to be late.

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This is a long hour.

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This is something egregious.

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This is a long hour.

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So you got to smoke my joint and your joint.

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I mean, talk about communism, shit.

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For the people, for the people.

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For the leaders.

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No.

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Here you go.

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Oh, thanks, Larry.

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I appreciate it.

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So yes, these people, I mean, okay, first of all, sniffing children is kind of fucking

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weird.

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I don't condone any type of stuff with children.

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I've seen a guy on TV doing that.

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I can't think of who it was.

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I think the guy's a president.

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And I know that for a fact.

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I know who's president.

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Now I remember.

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The guy that's on camera doing it multiple times and in pictures when he was even vice

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The best is the latest one where he was trying to eat that ladies' baby.

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Did you see that one?

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He started nibbling at the kid.

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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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That was really fucking nice.

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I mean, I didn't want to bring up the nibbling because it's kind of fucking creepy.

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That's this.

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That's like contact.

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I know you got your Jeffrey Epstein fucking beard.

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So I know you're all gung-ho on this topic.

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What's the difference between, what's too much of a nibble on a child, Larry?

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I'd say any amount is too much.

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So one second.

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You know, is it in Italy?

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Well, that's groping.

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I know.

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I mean, nibbling is a whole new thing.

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I know.

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I mean, our president nibbles children.

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I just think it's fucking weird.

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You think that's weird.

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I mean, you deserve a fucking...

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He's fucking weird.

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That's kind of converted.

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What's going on with that?

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There's a lot more going on to that than meets the eye because he's a notorious sniffer and

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nibbler, dude.

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I mean, if any...

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He was a notorious sniffer, now he's a nibbler as well.

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I think he was also nibbled before.

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And he's a shoulder rubber, too, isn't he?

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He likes to get behind women.

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I mean, that's the most uncomfortable thing ever.

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Yeah, you see him all stiffen up and fucking...

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The turn of the Frankenstein and the shoulders go up and shit.

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This fucking guy, he's just...

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Dude, I mean, he's a fucking sexual predator.

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He's like getting the...

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The thing is, is like...

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He does it on TV.

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He's like, I don't care.

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I mean, what the fuck does that...

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I mean, he's the president.

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What are you going to do?

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Hey, stop sniffing children.

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Yeah, whatever.

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I'm the president.

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Fuck you.

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You just nibbled somebody.

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Where?

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I don't remember doing that.

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He probably doesn't remember doing that.

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And you see the kid in the clip just trying...

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A ghast.

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Yeah, jerking away from him violently.

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Like, eye-hitting and everything.

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Like, you just worked the taser up in front of the kid.

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Like, baby, you want...

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What would you rather get, baby tasered or nibbled by Joe Biden?

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I think the baby would choose a taser.

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I would for my child.

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I mean...

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You know what the worst thing is?

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It's going to go out of their memory.

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It's going to turn into a meme in that poor kid.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, that's fucking...

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They're from like Ireland or somewhere though.

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He's a fucking buffoon, this guy.

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Oh, yeah.

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He really is.

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Okay, so getting back to the fucking Democrat.

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I mean, you know, the weekend of burning, you know, like weekend at Bernie's, these people.

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Weekend at Bernie's, these people.

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You know what that is?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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When they carry the dead body.

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I mean, I did see...

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One, the Secret Service like talking, using his mouth to talk.

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Which McConnell's just like staring out, literally he's like in a cage hole.

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Well, I think McConnell's a Republican.

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Is he?

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I think so.

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I don't know about my fucking...

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But he's a very, very fucking...

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Oh, then he's a vote.

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Just like fucking...

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But he goes, you know, he sides with them, you know, I mean, he's a rhino.

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Well, just like Feinstein, she's a fucking...

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Did you see that?

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But you know, Republicans are also bullshit too.

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Listen, man, I'm for a bipartisan shit.

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I just want everybody to get the fuck along so everything gets cheap again.

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Me too.

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We need two new parties and everybody that's in it now, get the fuck out.

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They could never be in politics again.

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Maybe we should start the wig party again.

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Yeah, we started with regular people like us.

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We just dressed like fancy gentlemen.

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That'd be amazing.

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You know, different kind of people.

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Huh?

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Who?

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Started back up with normal people that are not...

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Oh, man, it's hard.

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Everybody's gonna always get corrupted no matter what, I guess, you know.

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Good for a see-ville.

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You know what I mean?

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You're gonna get a guy who doesn't take a bribe.

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You're gonna get a guy who takes a bribe.

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That's it what it boils down to.

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And when the regular man becomes a politician, he'll no longer be the regular man.

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But the problem is...

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He's gonna start fucking taking money from lobbyists and everything else.

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Yeah, they started out as well.

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You know what they started out as regular men, but there are people...

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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Like, you know, they started out with good intentions, but they all get corrupted and fucking go side by side.

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Well, the thing is...

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The crazy thing is that more than corruption, it's war generates revenue.

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Okay?

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That's what...

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I mean, terrorism generates revenue.

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If we have something to keep you afraid of, if we have something to occupy you with, you know what I mean?

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The American people are like lemmings.

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We're gonna fucking just look at whatever's on the TV screen and be like, yep, that's right.

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You know, there are people...

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And you know what?

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I'm gonna say this word and I'm gonna use it to myself.

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There are people that are woke from the media.

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Yeah.

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They're not fucking...

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I don't know what the red pill and the blue pill means.

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What does that mean?

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The blue pill is from...

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It's Matrix, I know, but I don't know what the definition is.

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Well, the blue pill is you're gonna go on being a fucking...

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Fucking chute to the system.

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A blissful idiot.

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You're gonna go on with your life and not know what's going on.

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Ignorance is bliss, isn't it?

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Right.

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Or you can take the red pill and you're gonna be awakened and know what's happening.

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No, the truth.

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You're gonna wake up in a fucking ship and rip clothes.

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But once you do, you're fucked because you'll never not know the truth.

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They ask them which one do you want.

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So it's woke.

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The initial woke.

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That's what woke them up, baby.

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Yeah, they were doing it, I guess, in a movie before.

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Yeah, the fucking Matrix.

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You just said it was in the movie, the Matrix.

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Did you forget that already?

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Jesus, Peter Tosh over here.

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So...

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Fuck you, God.

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You remember...

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Okay, so...

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Go ahead, go ahead.

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I didn't mean to interrupt you.

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I'm sorry, Larry.

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I keep going on this one, we can't.

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Well, I mean, do we really think that we have to?

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No.

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I mean, there should be term limits on people that run this country.

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We look like fucking blithering fools.

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Our economy's fucking in the dirt.

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People care about pronouns more than they care about fucking anything.

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Okay, so BLM is out of fashion right now.

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They went bankrupt.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Pride month is over.

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And that whole Dylan Mulvaney thing canceled Bud Light.

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Fucking...

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What's hip right now?

272
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I don't even know what's hip right now.

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Like, what's it...

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Well, that's a thing, they're trying to force things that they think are hip and cool

275
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line of the people and people see through it eventually, you know.

276
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Or eventually the people on top are so full of shit.

277
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Well, like BLM where they stole all the money and bought themselves mansions.

278
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But there's a hierarchy to everything.

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When you're at the bottom of it, it's a fucking pyramid scheme.

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That's all it is, man.

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You bring people in, you become higher in the ranks, you know, you have to...

282
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It's like a cult.

283
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That's what it is, basically.

284
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But now you can have more leaders and followers on the internet.

285
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You don't have to be in person.

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You can do a Zoom meeting and talk to fucking 11,000 people and be a bigot and hate fucking

287
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hate speech and shit like that.

288
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It's easy to be a racist behind the screen, you know.

289
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Minus those guys with the torches that you like to hang out with.

290
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Okay.

291
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But yeah, no, there should always be turmoil in the town of what's going on in this country.

292
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We just look like a bunch of fucking idiots, man.

293
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Mitch McConnell's a good example.

294
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Feinstein is a good example.

295
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Our president is a prime example.

296
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Biden is a great example.

297
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And I don't like to talk politics.

298
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I really don't.

299
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I just, I don't, I can't believe...

300
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Just for the safety of our country, though, we should have fucking stricter term limits.

301
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Seriously, if you're fucking Nana did that or your pop-pop did that, you'd be like,

302
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all right, you know what, maybe it's time you fucking retire.

303
00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,800
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't take the car.

304
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Yeah, you know what I mean?

305
00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,800
We don't want you to run into the people at the farmer's market.

306
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Poor Jimmy's just trying to get some flowers for his mom for her birthday tomorrow.

307
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And now he's a hood ornament.

308
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He's crippled from the waist down.

309
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Come on up, over the neck up.

310
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:05,800
Yeah, because you can't tell the fucking difference from the breaking the gas anymore.

311
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Shit like that happens.

312
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800
That happens all the time.

313
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They drive through windows and shit, but you know, we're all going to get old.

314
00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,800
And it's funny that we all think of...

315
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,800
But here's the thing though, you know, when people get that fucked up in the drive-in,

316
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they store windows and shit, you know.

317
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Well, I mean, that's because like you said...

318
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You do take their keys away.

319
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You don't let them be the president.

320
00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,800
Well, the state does.

321
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Once the police deem it fucking that you're a fucking terror on the road.

322
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:37,800
You know, once your elderly mom or dad starts falling down once, twice, three times, off the bike, up the stairs,

323
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fucking over a bag and the thing, fucking just up another set of stairs.

324
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We have to make smaller stairs so they can get up.

325
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Yeah, but here's the thing.

326
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You would start worrying about him if it was your parents.

327
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You'd be like, oh shit.

328
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,800
Yeah, pop-ops not doing so good.

329
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You know what I mean? He might need to take a break for a minute.

330
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Exactly.

331
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Just give him a couple OCs and let him sit on the fucking chair and watch fucking Wheel of Fortune all day.

332
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,800
Exactly.

333
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,800
We'll search off on 20, pop-op.

334
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,800
Or you'll be taking 280, so that'll be the next week.

335
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,800
I don't know. Do they still give old people drugs like that?

336
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,800
I don't think they do really anymore.

337
00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,800
Oxycontin, I don't think they do.

338
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,800
Well, I don't think they give drugs out to anybody anymore.

339
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,800
But you know, the newer...

340
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,800
I don't want to get into the Oxycontin thing.

341
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,800
No, all these things are bad. Pfizer is bad.

342
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,800
I mean, these people fucking, they're not stupid.

343
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:29,800
They know how the government manipulates us in the fucking clay and we do whatever they do.

344
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Our sponsor fucking Johnny's Free Clinic doesn't even give him a fuck.

345
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Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

346
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Just send donations, he needs more hangers.

347
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,800
Johnny's Free, I forgot about that one.

348
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,800
Hey, so do you remember when I was...

349
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We were talking about the people flipping out on the plane and the one guy was saying they were a shapeshifter?

350
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How can I? I want to date that chick.

351
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,800
Well, no, now listen to this.

352
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She's married.

353
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Another guy, well no.

354
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You must broke my heart.

355
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Another guy.

356
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,800
Yeah.

357
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,800
Saying the same thing.

358
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,800
Well, I'm not into dudes.

359
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In China.

360
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,800
Oh boy.

361
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,800
Saying, get me the fuck off of this plane.

362
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:17,800
He was saying that the stewardess says, are not human.

363
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,800
They're not human.

364
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,800
I don't know if you...

365
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,800
The stewardess?

366
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,800
Yeah, the workers on the plane.

367
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,800
He was saying they're not human.

368
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,800
What nationality were they?

369
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,800
Chinese and everyone was trying to calm the guy down and he was flipping the fuck out.

370
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,800
How many were of them?

371
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,800
How many were there of them?

372
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,800
I don't know how many stewardess there are.

373
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,800
I mean, don't they all know karate and shit?

374
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,800
I don't know if it's China.

375
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,800
They didn't say that in the article?

376
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,800
No.

377
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No.

378
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,800
Well, I mean, they should have specified that.

379
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,800
Although, they're not called stewardesses.

380
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,800
They're called air waitresses, I think.

381
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,800
How dare you.

382
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:56,800
Oh, I like the guys call them traveling whores.

383
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,800
If that was a stewardess, I'd be so corrupt.

384
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,800
I'd smuggle everything in there.

385
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:03,800
I'd lizards, coke.

386
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,800
You have ten kilos of your fucking cooch.

387
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,800
What are you talking about?

388
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,800
That's a little extreme.

389
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,800
Ten kilos in your cooch.

390
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,800
That's a good album.

391
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,800
Ten kilos in your cooch.

392
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:23,800
So anyways, connecting back to the other person that was flipping the fuck out.

393
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,800
Who's that?

394
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,800
The first one, the one that you wanted to marry.

395
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,800
Oh, back to the airplane lady.

396
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,800
It's like, I'm stoned, man.

397
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,800
Yeah, and so here's the thing, man.

398
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,800
Maybe these fucking people are seeing something.

399
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,800
Like, that's an AI robot.

400
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,800
The fucker ain't even real.

401
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:39,800
I mean, listen.

402
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,800
And it's freaking some people out, man.

403
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,800
And the guy's going, and just like the lady was saying,

404
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,800
he's like, let me off this plane.

405
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,800
This plane is going to crash.

406
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:51,800
He's saying to the people, call your loved ones and tell them goodbye.

407
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,800
And what did I say last time that fucking you told me that?

408
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,800
That lady should be shot.

409
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,800
Why should he be shot?

410
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,800
Because it's freaking everybody out.

411
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,800
You fucking noticed that the fucking people were fucking bullshit.

412
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,800
Okay, so we're okay.

413
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,800
Where was he sitting, first of all?

414
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,800
He was sitting in the back where they hang out.

415
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,800
Oh, man.

416
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:13,800
Those waitresses.

417
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,800
Because when we would go on long plane flights,

418
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,800
I would usually be so fucked up and I would end up going in back

419
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,800
and pounding a few beers with the stewardesses.

420
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,800
They had a glory hole.

421
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,800
I would hang on that little back area by the tail end, you know,

422
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,800
and they had like a little, it was almost like a little area

423
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,800
where you could stand around and they had their little flip down seats.

424
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,800
Oh, yeah, their jumpsuits and shit.

425
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,800
Yeah, and they also had shit back there too.

426
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,800
Cokes and stuff and like refreshments and shit.

427
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,800
And so I would just say, hey, could I just hang right here?

428
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,800
And I would just pound three or four beers and they'd say,

429
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,800
yeah, and they would get a kick out of me.

430
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,800
What are you doing?

431
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,800
I'm in a band.

432
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,800
I'm going on tour.

433
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,800
Oh, cool, you know.

434
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,800
Larry's all tan too.

435
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,800
He looks like an Iranian right now.

436
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800
He's like a curved sword motherfucker.

437
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,800
Like if you tried to do that now,

438
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,800
they would be like, absolutely not, sir.

439
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,800
Call the air marshal on you.

440
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,800
Definitely.

441
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,800
They definitely were.

442
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,800
You're way too tan to go on a plane now.

443
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:08,800
I'm supposed to do that.

444
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,800
Why are you taking me away, my friend?

445
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,800
Sorry, sir.

446
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,800
You have to come with us.

447
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,800
I have been detained in the fucking little jail cells and...

448
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,800
In a report?

449
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,800
Yeah, in a few different ones.

450
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,800
Why was that?

451
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,800
Well, now you gotta tell us why.

452
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,800
Well, you know, just different reasons.

453
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,800
Like one time they thought the MXR distortion plus, a real old one.

454
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800
So, paddle.

455
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,800
Why don't you explain to people what they...

456
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,800
It's a guitar paddle.

457
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,800
It's a guitar paddle.

458
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,800
It looks like a fucking bomb detonator.

459
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,800
And it was a real old one all beat up and painted army green kind of.

460
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,800
If you were going to take this and detonate a bomb,

461
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,800
you'd have to be a real idiot to put it in your fucking carry-on luggage.

462
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,800
You know, everyone was flipping out after fucking 9-11.

463
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,800
And, you know, that got me detained in an airport in Frankfurt, Germany.

464
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,800
And I was fucking freaking out.

465
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,800
They had me stripped down to my underwear.

466
00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,800
I bet.

467
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,800
The guy's fucking ready to put it in his put-on rubber gloves.

468
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,800
Yeah, dude.

469
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,800
It was getting close.

470
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800
Welcome to Frankfurt, Bendo.

471
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,800
And then some other guy comes running in the room with the pedal in his hand.

472
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,800
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

473
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,800
Stick this in his ass.

474
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,800
And then he said, it's okay.

475
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:17,800
It checks out.

476
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:18,800
He's not lying.

477
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,800
It is for a guitar.

478
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:20,800
And I'm like...

479
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,800
I mean, it says AC in and AC out.

480
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,800
No, it just says input and output.

481
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800
It's got the little guitar plug.

482
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,800
Kind of like it was just a picture of you.

483
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,800
And it was an old one that didn't have any power cords or anything.

484
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800
They had a battery in it and shit.

485
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,800
And they're like, what the fuck is this?

486
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800
Yeah, I know, but you can easily just put this for a guitar.

487
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,800
Why'd you have to get to your...

488
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,800
I was just...

489
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,800
Of your own thing you wanted to get to your underwear.

490
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800
No, man.

491
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,800
Did they tell you even though?

492
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,800
Believe me, I did not want to get to my underwear.

493
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,800
I was fucking freezing out.

494
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,800
They're like, what are you doing?

495
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800
Why are you taking your clothes off?

496
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,800
Another time...

497
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,800
I brought my own gloves.

498
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,800
I got detained, you know, here once with my wife and once without my wife.

499
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:59,800
But the one time without my wife, I thought I would...

500
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,800
I'm like, pick me up here's the time the plane lands.

501
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:07,800
You start to be a pro at when to leave the house to get there right when I'm walking out.

502
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,800
So I think I'm going to be smart and not bring any luggage.

503
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,800
And I just got one carry-on thing.

504
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:18,800
And so I skate right past everybody and it's an international flight, you know.

505
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,800
Can I say something?

506
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,800
Yeah.

507
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,800
What was your weed?

508
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,800
I didn't have it.

509
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,800
I wasn't traveling.

510
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,800
I don't travel around with anything, man, because you know, you got to do the dope where you're

511
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,800
at and then get it at the next place.

512
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,800
That's how it works.

513
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800
Sounds amazing, doesn't it?

514
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,800
Yeah.

515
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,800
So when you don't get it, then you're extremely sick and shitting yourself.

516
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,800
Sounds a pretty plan, Larry.

517
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,800
But I was coming home anyways.

518
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,800
And so Mary's like, what the fuck took you so long?

519
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,800
She's like, everybody came out and then like an hour later you come out.

520
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,800
I'm like, they detained me because they're questioning me.

521
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,800
Why didn't I have any luggage?

522
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,800
People have luggage and I tried explaining to them.

523
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,800
Did you have a carry-on?

524
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,800
I was trying to save time.

525
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,800
I had a carry-on.

526
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,800
I traveled light.

527
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,800
I don't need to bring a bunch of shit with me.

528
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,800
Yeah, we're the same shit for two weeks.

529
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,800
Yeah.

530
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,800
And so they weren't buying that and they fucking...

531
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,800
They weren't buying that.

532
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,800
They detained me.

533
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800
It was bullshit.

534
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,800
What did they find in your ass?

535
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,800
After a while I was getting pissed off.

536
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,800
I'm like, really, you know, you can't fucking travel and not have a...

537
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,800
When I got back from Amsterdam, I got detained.

538
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,800
And I had seeds.

539
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,800
You know those click pens with the fucking...

540
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,800
They were pencils and when you click them, the fucking...

541
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800
What comes out?

542
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,800
What's it?

543
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,800
No, carbon.

544
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800
Is that carbon?

545
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800
Carbon come out.

546
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,800
The tip of a pencil.

547
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,800
Yeah, lead.

548
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,800
There you go.

549
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,800
Thank you.

550
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800
And I would put...

551
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800
I put seeds in there.

552
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,800
So when they shook it, it just sounded like a bunch of cracked up.

553
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,800
I don't know how they would crack up and shit in there.

554
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:45,800
And I had like three or four of them and I got fucking hammered before I came back from...

555
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,800
I mean, come on.

556
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,800
It's my last day in Amsterdam.

557
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,800
I came off the flight and they immediately flagged me.

558
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,800
And they went through all my shit, searched me.

559
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,800
Where were you getting in trouble at?

560
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,800
At home.

561
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,800
This is O'Hare.

562
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,800
Okay.

563
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,800
When I came back from Amsterdam.

564
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,800
O'Hare's the worst.

565
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,800
Oh yeah, no.

566
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,800
Nothing's worse.

567
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,800
This was late 90s, 97, 98 maybe.

568
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:11,800
And so it was a little bit lackadaisical because, you know, we know it didn't happen yet.

569
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,800
But what do you call it?

570
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,800
You could just...

571
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800
They were fucking predators.

572
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,800
At the same time, I was the only one who lost the whole plane.

573
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,800
But I was the most fucked up on the plane too.

574
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,800
Yeah.

575
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:29,800
I was going from Amsterdam to England and the girls were like, what were you doing in

576
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800
Amsterdam?

577
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,800
You know, it customs and I'm like, man, I was getting fucked up.

578
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,800
And she's like, because everyone's like, I was there for business.

579
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,800
Every person, I was there for business.

580
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:39,800
Oh, well, yeah.

581
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,800
And I just told her, man, I was there guarding my fucking balls off.

582
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,800
And she's like, finally, someone who's honest, I hope you like fun.

583
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,800
Yeah.

584
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,800
That was the only time they didn't fuck with me.

585
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,800
When you were honest?

586
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,800
Yeah.

587
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,800
That was when I said I was getting fucked up.

588
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800
The irony in that, right?

589
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,800
I mean, that's fucking hilarious.

590
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,800
But it's crazy.

591
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,800
I have this thing that I wanted to read to you, so keep going for a minute.

592
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,800
One time I went to Oxycontins with an...

593
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:10,800
I mean, I went to Mexico with my wife and she's like, oh, take these and she hands me

594
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,800
that, I don't know, a hundred Oxycontin 80s.

595
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:18,800
I'm like, damn, I got like fucking 10 years in my pocket.

596
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:22,800
And you get to that thing where you got to press a little button and it gives you a green

597
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,800
light or a red light.

598
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,800
Yeah.

599
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,800
Oh, thank God it wasn't a red light.

600
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,800
Because I'm like, Mary, I'm going to, she's like, I'm like, I'm going to go to fucking

601
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,800
jail when they catch me with this shit.

602
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,800
She's like, I put this up your cooch.

603
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800
She hands him to me as we're getting on the plane.

604
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,800
Oh, what the fuck are you going to do?

605
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,800
Yeah, I put him in my pocket and just figured, hey, you know, I was a fuck up.

606
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,800
I didn't realize what I was doing.

607
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,800
Well, what are you going to do?

608
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,800
I mean, that's how it works sometimes.

609
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,800
The border is a weird thing.

610
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,800
It really is.

611
00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:00,800
Like going to Napoleon, they didn't fucking even, there was not even anyone manning the

612
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,800
fucking gates when we went by car.

613
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:08,800
When you go in other countries by car, there's usually a stringent fucking going through.

614
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:14,800
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's just because traveling around and but Poland, right.

615
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,800
You drove right into a wall.

616
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:23,800
It's fucking crazy.

617
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,800
Like, wow, no one cares.

618
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800
No one.

619
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,800
Well, I mean, I've been all over.

620
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,800
I don't have a, I've been to Poland like four, three, four times.

621
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:36,800
I don't have a single Poland stamp in my passport.

622
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,800
I heard they built a rocket to the moon.

623
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,800
No, it's impossible.

624
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,800
Yeah, they did.

625
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,800
You never heard of that.

626
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,800
They built a rocket screen door.

627
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,800
Yeah.

628
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,800
I fucked it up.

629
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800
It should have been the sun.

630
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,800
I said, moon.

631
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,800
So I'm stoned.

632
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,800
I looked dead nuts at you too.

633
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,800
And you just like looked at me.

634
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,800
I can't even see.

635
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:58,800
Oh, perplexed.

636
00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,800
Oh, you can't see this.

637
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,800
Literally fucking bind as a bat right now.

638
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,800
So if I wanted to just rub my nuts on his head, he wouldn't even know if they wanted that.

639
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,800
I might know that.

640
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,800
How do you know?

641
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,800
I think I might know.

642
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,800
Well, pass that joint then.

643
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,800
Let's see how high you can get.

644
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,800
You're on a roll right now.

645
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,800
So I fucked that choke up, which is amazing.

646
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:20,800
So everybody knows about my fucking neighbor next door and I drew the branches in his yard.

647
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,800
How the world turns.

648
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,800
Here's something really funny.

649
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:30,800
Today, one of my friends helped me cut down the branches in front of my big, giant tall bushes in front of my house.

650
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:37,800
They were like 15 feet tall and now they're like five feet tall.

651
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,800
And so there's a lot of, there's a big, big, big pile of branches.

652
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,800
And what happened to them, Larry?

653
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,800
They're in my driveway right now, but I'm being like tonight I could throw them in my neighbor's yard in the morning.

654
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,800
You're stealing my shit.

655
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,800
I told you about that earlier.

656
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,800
Did you?

657
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,800
Yeah, you dumbass.

658
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,800
We were on the fucking screen porch and I told you that.

659
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,800
That is a good idea.

660
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,800
You dumbass stoner.

661
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,800
And then tomorrow I'll just be like, dude, I didn't do it.

662
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800
You don't even know where you're at right now.

663
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,800
You're probably throwing back into your yard.

664
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,800
If he threw them back into my yard, I'd give him credit for that.

665
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,800
You got too much bush going on there, Larry.

666
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,800
You can't just fucking start chucking that into your neighbor's yard.

667
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,800
There is a lot of shit.

668
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,800
I mean, that's a fucking act of war there.

669
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,800
That really would be.

670
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,800
I would be in the wrong.

671
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,800
Even though when I told other people that I did that.

672
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,800
You would lie to them.

673
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:33,800
No, I told them I threw the branches back in his yard and they were like, wow, dude.

674
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,800
I thought they'd all be like, damn right, you should have thrown back in.

675
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:37,800
But everyone was like.

676
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:38,800
I don't matter here.

677
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,800
You don't think my opinion matters?

678
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,800
Yeah, but I didn't think other people would agree with that.

679
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,800
I thought everyone was siding with me.

680
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,800
Because the system is just a skew, isn't it?

681
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,800
Always towards the perp, not the victim.

682
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:56,800
I mean, Jesus, Larry, this is what's wrong with this system.

683
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,800
And it's you perpetrating all of it.

684
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,800
Yes, it is.

685
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:06,800
Look at by being an angry old bastard throwing branches in your neighbor's yard who has young children.

686
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,800
The nice thing about it right now.

687
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,800
What's the nice thing about it?

688
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,800
They were pine bushes.

689
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,800
I was informed in my whole front of my house smells like a Christmas tree.

690
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,800
You should just light them on fire right in the dry.

691
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,800
I mean, it's like an eight foot pile by like six foot.

692
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,800
That'd be fucking great.

693
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,800
I don't think they'd appreciate that.

694
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,800
No, because you'll start your own house on fire knowing you're a lock.

695
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,800
Who would fire enough away?

696
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800
Fire enough away from lighting it?

697
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,800
From my house.

698
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,800
So you're going to push it out.

699
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,800
We should push it on the sidewalk.

700
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,800
It's public property.

701
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,800
You're going to light it.

702
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,800
Sweep it out in the middle of the street and burn it at the end of the thing by the park.

703
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,800
You do live in a cul-de-sac.

704
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,800
You could get away with that for like five minutes.

705
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,800
And then they'd have to call the cops on you.

706
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,800
And then they'd see my freshly chopped off bushes and be like, I think I know what happened.

707
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,800
Yeah, the cops would pull up and be like, yeah, this is the perpetrator.

708
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:01,800
The guy with the manicured bushes that's burning a pile of shit in the fucking street.

709
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,800
Jesus, you hit your head when you came down here.

710
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,800
I wasn't with you for five minutes, man.

711
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,800
So it was like 95 degrees out today and I was out all day.

712
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,800
Watching someone else do work.

713
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,800
Yeah, and then I took a ride and...

714
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,800
I mean, the ultimate life of a sugar baby.

715
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800
I went and fucking scored some lean.

716
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,800
Dude, this is a sugar baby summer.

717
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,800
It was a 40 minute ride.

718
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,800
I didn't turn the air conditioning on once, man.

719
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,800
You want the car?

720
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,800
Yeah, because you're a Nazi when it comes to the fucking...

721
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,800
The air conditioner. You're like an SS warrior.

722
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,800
I know. I want to fucking withstand the temperatures.

723
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,800
Yeah, but sleeping in the fucking heat is the worst.

724
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,800
The worst, man.

725
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,800
It's a thing that never happens anymore because my wife keeps it fucking arctic.

726
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,800
Bullshit.

727
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,800
Oh, yeah.

728
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,800
You don't turn the air on most of the time.

729
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:59,800
This is hot out at night and she gets up and she's hot and she tells me,

730
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,800
I'm turning the air on. I don't argue with her.

731
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,800
Yeah, because it's probably good.

732
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,800
Because she's not going to put fucking gas in your scooter.

733
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,800
You're going to have to go down and panhandle by the train station.

734
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,800
Oh, man.

735
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800
You have to walk your scooter over there.

736
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,800
Man, they just see you and someone give you a fiver right away.

737
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,800
I feel like, y'all, this guy really needs it.

738
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,800
He just got out of the mental institution.

739
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,800
He took his fucking shoelaces.

740
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800
Literally, you have no shoelaces.

741
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800
It gives me anxiety looking at your feet.

742
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,800
It's like I'm in a lab.

743
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,800
No, it gives me anxiety.

744
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,800
How do you walk around in those things?

745
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,800
I know the Barney-ass rubble feet.

746
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,800
They're tight on me, man.

747
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,800
I don't know how I got these, but they're...

748
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,800
Whatever, man.

749
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,800
You look like a homeless guy.

750
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,800
That's what I'm trying to get at.

751
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,800
I put socks on they're too tight, so they only fit without things.

752
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,800
Here's the other thing, with the laces, it wasn't doing anything.

753
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,800
My foot is touching the front.

754
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,800
My foot is going from front to back on that motherfucker.

755
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,800
I think you went to Poland too many times.

756
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,800
It's rubbing off on you.

757
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,800
So just looking at it gives me anxiety.

758
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,800
Now I got to look at those fucking dogs.

759
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,800
I mean, those things are fucking just barking, dude.

760
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,800
Don't do that again.

761
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,800
We were going to hit the train whistle anything in a while, so that's pretty good.

762
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,800
Yeah, we haven't.

763
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,800
That's one thing.

764
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,800
We used to train whistle when people said dumb shit,

765
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:27,800
or they'd say someone's last name or something like that.

766
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:32,800
And they'd say, oh, edit that out, but you know what, now, fuck it.

767
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,800
Nothing ever gets edited again.

768
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,800
This dude in Russia got laid off, and for two months he posed as a traffic cop.

769
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:45,800
He said it was his dream job, and that's what he was doing.

770
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,800
So he just did it, and nobody objected, nobody did anything.

771
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,800
Nobody said, hey, who is that guy?

772
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,800
No, somebody just let fuck it, Sergey, into the break room, and he was a traffic cop.

773
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,800
So he just started hanging around at the police station?

774
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,800
Yeah, he was very conniving in his ways, because...

775
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,800
Did they say he did a good job?

776
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,800
Yeah, he was awesome at his job.

777
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,800
He loved it, but he was getting paid.

778
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,800
He wasn't getting paid.

779
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,800
No, he just showed up and did it on his own.

780
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,800
Good intention, because that was his dream job.

781
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,800
He got laid off.

782
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,800
But that's what I'm saying, did they say, man, this guy's so good,

783
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,800
we should just start putting him on the payroll.

784
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,800
I don't know, man, impersonating an officer seems like a felony.

785
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800
I mean, I'm not a fucking attorney.

786
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,800
They might let him slide, though, and it is Russia.

787
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
Yeah, but I mean, at the same time...

788
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,800
They might kill you.

789
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,800
Exactly, I mean, you want to talk about 50-50, fucking Russia, man.

790
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,800
You might either get dropkick or just shot point blank in the head by the police.

791
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800
You ever seen those videos?

792
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,800
I think we talked about that.

793
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,800
They're doing a drug bust and some dude sprints

794
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,800
in two full concrete sections of sidewalk,

795
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:49,800
like a regular sidewalk.

796
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:54,800
He comes at his feet out and just dropkicks this dude.

797
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,800
And then they, other cops could start beating the shit out of him.

798
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,800
It is nothing worse than Russian justice.

799
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,800
And people think that we get roughed up.

800
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,800
I mean, obviously, some people here and there do.

801
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,800
We have it so good in this country, okay?

802
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,800
But our cops aren't even in shape good enough to beat your ass like they couldn't.

803
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,800
But we're also talking about continents that have the billions of people on there.

804
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,800
Do you know what I mean?

805
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,800
Like, how do you think the cops are in India?

806
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,800
You think they're looking at your personal rights and shit?

807
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,800
They're gonna stick that nightstick up your ass until you're in the Ganges.

808
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,800
You're gonna get fucking sodomized with the fucking Billy Club.

809
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,800
Thanks for reiterating that, Larry.

810
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,800
Like they did to Abner, LaWayman in New York City in like about, I don't know, thousands.

811
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800
I think I remember this story.

812
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,800
Yeah.

813
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,800
Yeah, they were co-hear scene fucking in New York.

814
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,800
The New York cops.

815
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,800
What's that called?

816
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800
There was confessions out of people.

817
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800
Yeah.

818
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,800
You know, there's, what the cop, dude, the back down the cops are fucking.

819
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,800
They did the Billy Club version with Abner, LaWayman.

820
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,800
It is crazy that just what, a hundred years ago, racism, not even a hundred years ago.

821
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,800
What?

822
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,800
Like racism was still prevalent in some places.

823
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,800
Yeah, man.

824
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,800
Outwardly.

825
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,800
Yeah, I guess.

826
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,800
It's very, like.

827
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,800
Never though what I ever fucking, well, because I'm not a hundred yet, I guess.

828
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,800
Well, I'm not saying, I'm just saying in places that we weren't, there was always, you know,

829
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,800
there's still racist places.

830
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,800
Yeah, but we're always from Chicago.

831
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,800
Check out our new tour next year, Larry and Nidalee's show, Ant Racist Places.

832
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800
Yeah.

833
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,800
We're gonna go to every single, we're gonna look it up on Google and whatever.

834
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800
No, it's a place where nobody gives a fuck.

835
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,800
Everybody's mixed, man.

836
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,800
I mean, it's Chicago.

837
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,800
I know, but I'm just saying.

838
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:31,800
There's places, I don't know, maybe some weird place down south or something, but I don't

839
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,800
want to be smirking any fucking part of our nation.

840
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,800
Well, I mean, it's been shown that there's people that are, you know, they hold certain

841
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,800
views and hold certain standards to things.

842
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,800
Yeah.

843
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,800
And they're very intertwined with each other and don't let other races join them.

844
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,800
And listen, there was fucking, remember, there were golf clubs that wouldn't let women in.

845
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:51,800
Yeah.

846
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,800
You know what I mean?

847
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,300
It's funny how we have to pick and choose what to be racist about and what to be angry

848
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:59,800
about and what's not American and what's American.

849
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:05,200
And I was listening to something about this guy at work and they started talking about

850
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,500
like the trans stuff and immigration.

851
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,800
And the guy calls him a racist.

852
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:17,200
Yeah, racist, bigot and a Trump supporter and just shuts the conversation down because

853
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,800
he's saying to guys like, I don't agree with what's going on.

854
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,800
And these are electricians.

855
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,800
No, it wasn't another.

856
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,800
It wasn't my job.

857
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:23,800
Another.

858
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,800
It was trade.

859
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,800
Okay.

860
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,800
Yeah.

861
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,800
And it's like.

862
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
And so that was it.

863
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:33,800
And then the guy couldn't really argue effect, but his argument was your racist and the bigot

864
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,800
and the Trump supporter and shut the, you know, had nothing to say.

865
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,800
Well, there's no comeback.

866
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,800
There's no rebuttal.

867
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,800
There's no nothing to back up what you're saying, which is the basis of all argumentation.

868
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,800
Right.

869
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,800
Yeah.

870
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:47,800
You don't have to use your fist to argue.

871
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,800
No.

872
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:55,600
You're going to be archaic and fucking like these days, though, words are violence, man.

873
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,200
You say something bad about somebody.

874
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:05,600
You fucking say something about anybody, especially if you're white, you are going to get fucking

875
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,600
attacked.

876
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,800
If you call someone the N word, you're going to get.

877
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,800
Oh yeah.

878
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,800
I didn't want to mean to block you.

879
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,800
You're going to see.

880
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,680
You should though, you know what I mean?

881
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,360
Because that ain't cool.

882
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:22,360
But at the same time, you're not really racist.

883
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:28,360
You're fucking doing your thing and you just say something to somebody and now you're,

884
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:33,720
hey, you know, you say something against gays or something, even if it's a joke or whatever,

885
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,520
and people are like, oh, you're violent against gays.

886
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,040
Now all of a sudden you've done violence.

887
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:44,160
You say something off color about any fucking other kind of person.

888
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,440
And whatever it might be, you're committing violence.

889
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,440
My niece would say this shit to me.

890
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,520
Well, it's, you know, people are just, people are, you're committing violence with your

891
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,520
words.

892
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,520
That's amazing.

893
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,320
That would be, I wish we could win a war with words.

894
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,320
You know what I mean?

895
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,200
But we got to put boots on the ground and we got to drop bombs on people just like fucking

896
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:06,720
everybody's complaining about this Hiroshima, this Oppenheimer fucking movie that now we're

897
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,200
terrorists because what we did to the Japanese people.

898
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,600
Isn't that a crazy look at it?

899
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,240
Not American soil saying this.

900
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,560
The reason they're showing us Oppenheimers because they're going to be dropping bombs

901
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,560
soon.

902
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,560
That's all foreshadowing.

903
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,560
I mean, come on, Larry, really?

904
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,560
What the fuck?

905
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,560
Stop yanking my chain.

906
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,560
This is what you think?

907
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,560
Yeah, you know.

908
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,560
You're going to start dropping bombs and civilians.

909
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,560
Preemptive program.

910
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,720
You are smiling like a guy who just got out on an eyebond.

911
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:40,400
I mean, fucking hey, Larry, you could barely contain yourself with that one.

912
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,640
Where and when are they going to start driving?

913
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,640
Or is it just fucking random?

914
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:46,480
You know, Russian shit, we're going to start fucking around with them soon.

915
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,800
And so they're getting us used to the idea of nuclear war.

916
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,800
About something that.

917
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,800
By showing Oppenheimer.

918
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,800
About something that only happened.

919
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,360
Reminded us that this shit could happen.

920
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,480
Christopher Nolan's a good fucking director.

921
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,360
Or it's just to scare everybody.

922
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,680
Yeah, but if they let it through and if it's in Hollywood and it's a big money fucking

923
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:08,160
movie, that means it's controlled and it's edited and they're only telling you the story

924
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,520
they want to tell you.

925
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,520
Dude, the narrative is very good in this fucking.

926
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,840
I'm not saying that they can't write great stories and keep you interested.

927
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,040
I'm just saying it's a lie.

928
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,560
Listen, a fucking Hollywood movie is great.

929
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,720
Remember being a kid, going to the movies and just forgetting about shit, man, for

930
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:25,720
a couple hours.

931
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,880
I want to go see the making of the new.

932
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,080
I want to see the Manhattan Project.

933
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,080
So my we.

934
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,000
I want to fucking see nuclear bomb get made.

935
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,800
And I want to see it dropped on our enemies.

936
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,880
My dad take us to see Funny Car Summer, which is a terrible movie.

937
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,040
Funny Car Summer.

938
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,040
Funny Car Summer.

939
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,360
And it was about a drag strip.

940
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,360
And then we made him take.

941
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,360
Oh, funny.

942
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,360
Okay.

943
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,360
Funny as in.

944
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,360
Okay.

945
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,360
All right.

946
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,160
And then we made him take us to see Dirty Harry and Crazy Mary.

947
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,160
That's a great movie.

948
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,720
Dirty Larry and Crazy Mary.

949
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:53,720
Yeah.

950
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:54,960
Or Dirty Larry and Dirty Mary.

951
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,960
I think it's Dirty Larry, Crazy Mary.

952
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:03,800
So and then and then we went to the drive in and he brought us to see Blazing Saddles

953
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,360
and that was fucking terrific.

954
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,360
Oh, man.

955
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,360
Oh my God.

956
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,360
That and word that loud.

957
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,360
The little sheriff's in here.

958
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,960
They're just blasting over blocks.

959
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:13,960
Yeah.

960
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,120
It was at the drive in.

961
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,800
Dude, if you watch that movie lately, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but in the first

962
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,720
like five minutes, he says the n word like three times.

963
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:23,720
I don't know.

964
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,720
You know what?

965
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,840
It's been so long since I saw it, but I remember that me and my brother were just laughing.

966
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,840
Oh, it is.

967
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,720
Let me tell you, when you get, when you get to that point of being a young boy, you know

968
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,720
what I mean?

969
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,360
When shit's like, when you start understanding like, oh man, I can't.

970
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:42,240
I don't exactly remember how old I was when it came out, but we were kids and it was fucking

971
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,240
funny.

972
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,240
It is a very funny.

973
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,240
He made good movies, Mel Brooks.

974
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,240
Yeah.

975
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:50,440
And it was always fun going to the drive in because my dad had this old ass, like a 68

976
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:57,280
Plymouth fucking station wagon in the back door went down and that way out the back.

977
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,280
Fuck yeah.

978
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,280
And we even had seats that went facing back.

979
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,280
Yeah.

980
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,280
Like a grandma's here.

981
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,040
What's that called a mother-in-law seat or something like that?

982
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,040
Maybe.

983
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,040
I don't know.

984
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,040
I don't know.

985
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,040
These are for everybody.

986
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,240
That's for me and my brother were usually forced to sit.

987
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,240
Yeah.

988
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,240
Get the fuck back to it.

989
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,240
I remember sitting there like, it was fun, man.

990
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,720
Jay and I would sit there and drive.

991
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,200
Yeah, we would be driving.

992
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,640
And we had a station wagon in the seat.

993
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,840
Like the back of the seat was in the bottom of the trunk.

994
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,400
You know what I mean?

995
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,400
Yeah.

996
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,200
And then fucking, and then the seat flipped up and you could sit in there and it was crazy.

997
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,200
Yeah.

998
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,320
Like driving a fucking fire truck backwards.

999
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,040
You know what I did the other day?

1000
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,520
I don't know if I've ever told you this.

1001
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:42,880
Sometimes when I get bummed I'll watch the fire department rescue people backwards.

1002
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,280
Oh man.

1003
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:53,360
So they're putting the people into the fire.

1004
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:57,960
It's always the best when they're saving like nine people in one window.

1005
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,680
Now they're put throwing them back to it.

1006
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,680
It's fucking stupid.

1007
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,680
Whatever.

1008
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,680
It makes me laugh.

1009
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,680
Yeah.

1010
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:11,360
Oh, fucking excuse me, man.

1011
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,960
So yeah, man, I worked my fucking ass off today.

1012
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,960
A lot of shit.

1013
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,080
Dude, I don't think you did any work.

1014
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,400
You already admitted you didn't do any work.

1015
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,200
I mean, you just, you paid this dude what?

1016
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:26,800
A couple, couple times and then fucking, it took him a couple hours and he was good.

1017
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,160
But you just stood there and watched.

1018
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,320
Did you wear a shirt?

1019
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,320
Not in shirt.

1020
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,320
Some of the time.

1021
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,320
I cleaned up.

1022
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,760
It's in your blood.

1023
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,600
I can't have a shirt.

1024
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,040
It's starting to set in Larry.

1025
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,040
You better watch out.

1026
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,640
You're gonna be using no shirt, Nick.

1027
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,800
Doing death leopard cover tunes.

1028
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,800
Oh yeah.

1029
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,400
That would be amazing though.

1030
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:53,320
I'll fucking dig that.

1031
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,320
I'm ready.

1032
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,480
You're ready for it to do death leopard cover tunes?

1033
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,040
I'll do anything, man.

1034
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,040
You'll do anything?

1035
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,040
Pretty much.

1036
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,040
I mean, we already know that.

1037
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,480
When they call you little sweets down in Boys Town.

1038
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,480
That's right.

1039
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,280
You're a fucking hometown hero.

1040
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,280
That's right.

1041
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:12,880
You'd like that, what's that, the alderman of Boys Town?

1042
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:19,200
Man, did you see about the fucking, they finally admitted about aliens and shit that they found

1043
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,200
bodies and stuff?

1044
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,200
Yeah.

1045
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,840
You know, here's the thing about the aliens.

1046
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,320
Do you believe in that shit like aliens and ghosts?

1047
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,560
Well, I believe in ghosts to some extent.

1048
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,720
I believe in them, but here's what it is.

1049
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,720
Yeah.

1050
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:35,240
They're not coming from outer space because there is no space.

1051
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,720
Oh boy, here we go.

1052
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,000
What's this have to do with your flatters, shit?

1053
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,400
Well, partially, you know, they're coming from beyond other, they're coming from other

1054
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,400
lands beyond the ice wall.

1055
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,120
That's why they need such high powered.

1056
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,360
I thought you said that we're in a terrarium.

1057
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,360
Yeah.

1058
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,040
It goes on far, man.

1059
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,040
It goes.

1060
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,040
So they're space?

1061
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,880
Or there might be ways through, you know.

1062
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,400
So they're space?

1063
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,400
No.

1064
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,080
And now you're saying there's portals also?

1065
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,320
Everything's like Stargate.

1066
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,820
Possibly.

1067
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:07,480
I mean, you can come up with the fucking theory here Larry.

1068
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,800
Not Stargates, but portals.

1069
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,800
Yeah, portals.

1070
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,960
You've probably never seen the movie Stargate.

1071
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,960
No.

1072
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,800
They go from, there's one, they find one, fix it, and then it's in another part of the

1073
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,840
world that takes them there or world, not just a whole different place.

1074
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,400
Whatever you think, whatever makes, it tickles your fancy Larry.

1075
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,200
And now all those Hollywood movies are just things showing you what's really going on

1076
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,320
and they say, oh yeah, yeah, that's fantasy.

1077
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,320
Because they're movies.

1078
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,320
That's what I want.

1079
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,320
I want fantasy.

1080
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:36,760
Right, but don't you realize that the people that are in the movies are also on the inside

1081
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,920
track and are getting tipped off to what's really going on and they're fucking coming

1082
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,880
up with their science fiction movies?

1083
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,160
You want to hear something funny?

1084
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,240
So I work with this dude, shout out Uncle Darrell.

1085
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:52,160
Fuck, and he used to tell, he told me that they used to show porn at one of the outdoor

1086
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,160
theaters.

1087
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,160
Oh yeah.

1088
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,160
Cascade was it?

1089
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,160
The one on North Avenue?

1090
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,160
Oh, I don't know if it was Cascade.

1091
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,200
Like St. Charles maybe?

1092
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,200
I don't know which one it was.

1093
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,680
But there was a couple of them, man.

1094
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:07,040
But he's one that was out in the middle of fucking nowhere, which is now a town.

1095
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,000
And you can drive by and sometimes see it.

1096
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,320
And you know the cars would be parked in there and I'm like, ah man, you know those people

1097
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,680
are fucking and sucking in those cars.

1098
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:21,600
God, tell me, tell you, you want to talk about fucking what's that called Sodom and

1099
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,600
Gomorrah?

1100
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,600
That's where it's going down, man.

1101
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,240
Like you couldn't see the screen, but you could see the cars there.

1102
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,240
Oh, the top of the car.

1103
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,360
And you knew that it was a porno going up.

1104
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,360
To speed up.

1105
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,360
Exactly.

1106
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,920
Some dude just working his meat over.

1107
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:34,920
Brutal.

1108
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,840
Dude, you have to be a real sicko to go to an outdoor porn movie.

1109
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,720
At least an indoor one.

1110
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,520
Sky High, it might be some call or something.

1111
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:44,520
The Sky High.

1112
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:48,160
They just show skin flicks after dark.

1113
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,720
Dude, what kind of pervert take you?

1114
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:51,880
Hey man, you know what?

1115
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:52,880
You're just helping her out.

1116
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,760
Any time you're with some girl and you really, you know, back in the day.

1117
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,760
No, I don't.

1118
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,920
You didn't really know her.

1119
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,280
And someone put on a porno or something.

1120
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,440
They usually sped things along.

1121
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,160
You know, you're in a room with like eight other...

1122
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,440
We know you like to have group sex later and we've already talked about this.

1123
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,760
Your proclivity towards multiple partners.

1124
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,760
Whatever.

1125
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:23,640
But hey, you know, you fucking want to wear a pineapple and go for it, bud.

1126
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,840
I think you'd wear it upside down if you're swingers.

1127
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,120
But you just wear a regular pineapple.

1128
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,400
You got a pineapple Hawaiian shirt.

1129
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,840
Like a doobie getting passed around.

1130
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,280
Oh shit, that's funny.

1131
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:43,040
Fuck, what were we talking about?

1132
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,040
Oh, aliens.

1133
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,040
Goddamn.

1134
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,520
Sorry, I apologize for that.

1135
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:47,520
Grateful dad.

1136
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,520
The alien.

1137
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,320
Oh yeah, don't use the Lord's name.

1138
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,800
I just apologized and switched it.

1139
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,880
I know this guy's trying to learn people out there.

1140
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,040
I'm trying to tell him that.

1141
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,040
Oh, you're trying to tell me.

1142
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,000
The words, the worst one.

1143
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,320
You're going to censor me?

1144
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,320
No, man.

1145
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,840
I just don't want you to burn it now.

1146
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,360
Hey, look at, see my American flag over here?

1147
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,840
See I knew I knew it'd be special.

1148
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,720
You can say it, but I'm just warning you.

1149
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:11,720
You're going to go to hell.

1150
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:12,720
Call me an American.

1151
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,120
I didn't say you were an American.

1152
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:19,080
It's a very American thing to curse the Lord's name in vain.

1153
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,080
Everybody does it.

1154
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,680
They even do it on TV.

1155
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,280
You know the alien thing.

1156
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,280
Yeah, I know.

1157
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,280
I don't understand what the alien thing is.

1158
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:30,760
They're coming up with this alien shit because the next big scare for them to take over our

1159
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,800
fucking rights is.

1160
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,800
Aliens?

1161
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,800
Yeah.

1162
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,800
Well, we created space for it.

1163
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:41,600
They're going to have a fake alien attack and then we're going to be like, oh, we need

1164
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,600
your help.

1165
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,600
We need your help.

1166
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,680
You know, that's how they're going to get their one world government going, man.

1167
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,840
Well, look what happened when 9-11 happened.

1168
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,840
Everybody came together.

1169
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,840
Yeah.

1170
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,400
They lost all our rights every time.

1171
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,040
In one year before 9-11.

1172
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,760
Which don't get me wrong, I love this country.

1173
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,840
I would never want to see anything bad happen to this country at all.

1174
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,840
I don't remember.

1175
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,840
Me either.

1176
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,840
You know what I mean?

1177
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,840
I don't like the fact that they do terrorist attacks on our own people and fucking blame

1178
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,840
Arabs and shit.

1179
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,360
That's here nor there.

1180
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,680
I mean, it's highly proven.

1181
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,680
Allegedly.

1182
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,760
Well, I don't know about allegedly even.

1183
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,520
I mean, there's fucking multiple variables that are.

1184
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:26,480
He said right before Rumsfeld said before, I think it was Rumsfeld before a year before

1185
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:34,560
eight months before 9-11 at a speech that we need another new Pearl Harbor.

1186
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,560
I mean, war.

1187
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,800
We just had war pays the bills.

1188
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:42,200
We look at companies like Halliburton and fucking what's the other one, the missile

1189
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,200
company.

1190
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,200
Shit.

1191
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,200
Damn it.

1192
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,700
I don't know.

1193
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:48,600
You can't help me.

1194
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,600
Yeah.

1195
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600
I'm sorry.

1196
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:57,040
I'm trying to think of it, but they sell fucking, you know, they sell all this shit that they're

1197
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,160
getting rid of Ukraine right now.

1198
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,440
Like they're just giving stuff away.

1199
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,780
What do you think's happening?

1200
00:44:01,780 --> 00:44:07,120
They're testing all new weapons and shit and they're stealing tons and tons of money,

1201
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,120
man.

1202
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,920
They think who's stealing money?

1203
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,320
The U.S. government and the from who?

1204
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:19,840
From us, they sent over $200 billion to fucking Ukraine.

1205
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,840
Yeah.

1206
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,360
You just realized that we're getting ripped off by the government?

1207
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,760
No, but I'm just saying.

1208
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:24,760
Remember that first paycheck you got?

1209
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,240
Do you think that they really need that much fucking money?

1210
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,240
Obviously.

1211
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:29,240
That's why they're giving it to them.

1212
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,240
I mean, if they didn't need them, they didn't want to give it to them, right?

1213
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,080
They're fucking stealing it.

1214
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,640
They're using it as money laundering.

1215
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,560
What's going in is probably, there's a lot more.

1216
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,440
They're probably bringing fentanyl in.

1217
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,360
They're probably bringing a whole bunch of other shit into this country.

1218
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:45,800
Zelinsky's got his $30 million fucking mansion in Miami.

1219
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,080
Okay, and good for him.

1220
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,360
It's all from this money ever since the war started, man.

1221
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,400
Listen, man, these people are not that stupid.

1222
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,840
Right now, nowadays, you could fucking track anybody.

1223
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,040
You know what I mean?

1224
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:01,560
If we put trackers on people, you could tap phone calls, all this shit, Larry.

1225
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,200
Is that your fingertips if you know the right people?

1226
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:09,280
Or anything that is an acronym in the United States.

1227
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:14,120
Anything that's an acronym in the United States has overreach of any citizen.

1228
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,960
The fucking CIA is fighting with the FBI.

1229
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,440
The FBI is fighting with Homeland Security.

1230
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:25,720
Man, I remember as a kid thinking, ah, the FBI is so heavy duty and cool, but...

1231
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,920
Back then it was.

1232
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,840
They probably were bullshit always, man.

1233
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:30,840
What did they call them?

1234
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,640
They can't just turn this bad.

1235
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,640
They're terrible.

1236
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,640
What do you mean?

1237
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,840
They're going after people for no reasons.

1238
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,480
Like Elliott Ness and shit?

1239
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,000
No, Elliott Ness was a TV fucking show, right?

1240
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,920
No, it was an actual dude.

1241
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,360
Elliott Ness was a fucking fought against bullseye.

1242
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,520
What we know about it is from the Untouchables on TV.

1243
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,560
Yeah, that's what was actual fucking.

1244
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:53,560
But it's not.

1245
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,560
It's Hollywood, man.

1246
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:58,560
No, there was a dude named Elliott Ness, I thought.

1247
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,760
Yeah, yeah, but they're taking his stories and spinning them and twisting them.

1248
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,760
You don't actually know.

1249
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,400
So they're making a movie, you're telling me.

1250
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,400
Yeah, you know.

1251
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,440
They're making a movie, Larry, for just fucking explaining me what a fucking movie is.

1252
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:15,080
I know, I understand they're twisting these fails and fucking, you know, they're spinning

1253
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,080
the yarn.

1254
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,200
They're making it look good, you know, they're probably always fucking bad.

1255
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,880
But back then, though, these guys were fucking...

1256
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,680
Praying people up and shit like that.

1257
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,840
They were fucking fighting.

1258
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,600
Eventually, they learned how to fight fire with fire.

1259
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:30,000
These guys were carrying 38s of fucking fads and they got Tommy guns and shit.

1260
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,320
You know, they're out gunning the fucking police department, which is still, I mean...

1261
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,880
That was a different time, though.

1262
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:43,280
That was a very, very beginning and that was all probably based on personal vendettas and

1263
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,280
shit.

1264
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,280
What's that?

1265
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:49,800
The early FBI with J. Edgar Hoover, the fucking war...

1266
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,600
Well, it was just made to spy on American citizens.

1267
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,920
That's all it was made to do and the fucking black male.

1268
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,080
Because everybody's like, oh, Jeffrey Epstein was a huge pedophile.

1269
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,080
What a dirtbag.

1270
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,680
Like, this has been going on since the fucking beginning of the United States.

1271
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,200
You think they don't know this?

1272
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,200
Yeah.

1273
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:11,000
Look, how many presidents had black children because of their slaves?

1274
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,360
They would just grab anything in arms reach.

1275
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,360
Fuckin' man.

1276
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,560
They were drunk all the fucking time.

1277
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,560
They tried...

1278
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,560
Everybody...

1279
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,560
Okay, listen, racism, we were talking about that before.

1280
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,000
Tell me, how you would be if we were born 200 years ago?

1281
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
I don't think...

1282
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,480
I'm not that cruel.

1283
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,720
I couldn't be that cruel.

1284
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,600
Seriously, that shit's fucking...

1285
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,600
I'm kidding, man.

1286
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,600
But you know what, though?

1287
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,600
My mentality does change a person.

1288
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,600
Yes.

1289
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,600
I think that's what you'll buy himself as a threat.

1290
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,240
But once you're a part of a mob, you're not a part of a gang.

1291
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:41,520
Once you're in that gang, bang, man.

1292
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,520
You don't care.

1293
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,520
What's your name, gang?

1294
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,000
Oh, cowboy gang, bang, dude.

1295
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,520
Oh, that's gotta be the worst, man.

1296
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,120
What kind of lube would you be using, big?

1297
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,920
It's all dusty and shit, man.

1298
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,320
Like, ah, just a chap.

1299
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,320
I just...

1300
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,680
No, I'm not into the whole West gang, bang, bang, bang.

1301
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,840
No, I wasn't thinking of the West.

1302
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:06,280
I'm thinking 200 years ago, like, New York, out east in the city.

1303
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,040
I'm always thinking city.

1304
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,040
Like four-point shit?

1305
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,400
Oh, West would be too much work, man.

1306
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,400
To go what?

1307
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,400
To be a fucking...

1308
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,000
Yeah, I want to go to the bar and hang out.

1309
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,600
I don't want to get in a gunfight over some car game.

1310
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,600
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1311
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,600
Oh, yeah, the wild West was fucking wild.

1312
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,600
They had gentlemen's duels and shit.

1313
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,600
I mean, it was called wild for a reason.

1314
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,600
Exactly.

1315
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:25,600
And plus, he had engines.

1316
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,400
You gotta watch out for that, man.

1317
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,400
Yeah.

1318
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,400
You don't want to fuck around with engines.

1319
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,400
I think they had engines everywhere, bro.

1320
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,400
Uh-huh.

1321
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,040
We all pushed them more west once they started taking their land.

1322
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:38,280
But I think they still intermingled and still, like, you know, they would help them fight

1323
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,280
in wars and everything.

1324
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,760
They would recruit them up.

1325
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,560
They just didn't give them all small packs and fucking booze.

1326
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,840
After they used them and shit.

1327
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:46,840
What's that?

1328
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,360
After they were done with them, they'd say, here, yeah, take these blankets.

1329
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,360
Yeah, here, you go.

1330
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,360
Things are helping us win this war.

1331
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,360
Here's some blankets to keep warm.

1332
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,360
These are extra cuddly.

1333
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,360
And try this to keep you extra warm.

1334
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,360
Here, try this booze.

1335
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,560
Because I think, isn't that that, is that, I don't know what the word is, but I know

1336
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,760
there's like an enzyme that doesn't break down alcohol.

1337
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:10,560
I think the, I'll say aborigines, because I don't know what the politically correct

1338
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,200
term is, but they have like an enzyme that doesn't break it down.

1339
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,640
Well, I always heard that, I don't know this scientifically, and I heard this when I was

1340
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:24,560
a little kid from like one of my older uncles, because, or maybe my dad.

1341
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:31,080
But I can't remember who told me, but I noticed when we were in New Mexico one time, that

1342
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:36,760
everybody was just boozing and they were fucked up by like, you know, 10 AM.

1343
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,360
And my dad's like, yeah, I think maybe it was my uncle.

1344
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,760
I can't remember, because my uncle lived out that way too.

1345
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,760
Fucking stories and thrallings.

1346
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:50,080
But anyways, man, he told me that their liver was only half the size of us.

1347
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,800
All that just to get to that?

1348
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,920
So they're fucked up really quick, man, so they fucking can't handle it.

1349
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,920
I understand that.

1350
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,920
It shouldn't be drinking.

1351
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,480
I mean, if you have a half of anything, you're probably, you know, it's working twice as

1352
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,480
hard, you know, just like you have a half a heart.

1353
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:04,480
Right.

1354
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,480
Because you gave the other one to Satan.

1355
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,480
For you.

1356
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,360
You made a deal with the devil.

1357
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,160
My heart belongs with Jesus, brother.

1358
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,280
Well, you think I have to get it back for you, brother?

1359
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,280
No, no.

1360
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,280
Yeah.

1361
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,280
My heart belongs with Jesus.

1362
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,000
I passed out the other night, I used your hand to sign a contract.

1363
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,400
Yeah, fuck you.

1364
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,400
This is legally binding.

1365
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,120
Yes, I will jerk out to Satan off whenever he wants.

1366
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,840
So you got that going for it.

1367
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,360
That's going to be your fucking deal.

1368
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,360
What's that?

1369
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,360
They got jerks, ain't no?

1370
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,560
Yeah, you better shut your mouth, man.

1371
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:40,840
I know because of my puttas dick in my mouth.

1372
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,880
It ain't funny.

1373
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,880
That's it.

1374
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,240
That's all the funny talk that we're going to do.

1375
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,480
Just for a silly second.

1376
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,080
Don't get your panties in a bunch, Larry.

1377
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,080
You fucking...

1378
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,760
I'm not going to use the Lord's name in vain.

1379
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:52,760
Grateful dad.

1380
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,760
Oh, man.

1381
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,760
Huh?

1382
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,760
And what?

1383
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,760
You're going to go to hell and fucking around with that.

1384
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:57,760
Why?

1385
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,760
I haven't done anything bad today.

1386
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,760
It's blasphemy.

1387
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,760
Since when?

1388
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,560
I didn't say anything bad.

1389
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,760
All that joking around about jerking on Satan.

1390
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:05,760
Oh, wait a second.

1391
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:06,960
Okay, so I can't say the word.

1392
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:07,960
Okay, that's fine.

1393
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,440
I'll totally comply with that because I know you don't like that, Larry.

1394
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,440
All right, go ahead then.

1395
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,520
I'm being a good dude, but I can't even joke around about...

1396
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,920
Dude, you aren't turning the leftist, Larry.

1397
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,720
You really...I can't even make jokes about your religion.

1398
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,720
It ain't my religion.

1399
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:23,280
I'm just worried about you, man.

1400
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,280
No!

1401
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,280
What a flip-flopping motherfucker over here.

1402
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,080
I mean, do you hear yourself?

1403
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,280
Are you wearing a wire?

1404
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,240
I really fucking hope not, man.

1405
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,240
I think you turned fed.

1406
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,280
That's why you're wearing that silly-ass shirt.

1407
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,640
And then the witness protection program.

1408
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,600
We're not going to put you...

1409
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,600
That's great.

1410
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Whatever.

1411
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,600
I just think it's fucking silly.

1412
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:52,240
I can joke around about whatever I want as long as it's not hateful or racist, maybe

1413
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:54,160
subliminally racist.

1414
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:58,440
But you can't fucking...you can't censor me, Larry.

1415
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,680
I'm not censoring you.

1416
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:00,680
Yeah, you are.

1417
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:01,680
I'm just going to have to pray for you.

1418
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,520
I mean, I'm going to have to put this on Twitter to Larry censoring, you know.

1419
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,960
I'll put a picture of me or red tape on my mouth.

1420
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,680
No, I'm just going to have to pray.

1421
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,680
For who?

1422
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:11,680
For you, man.

1423
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,680
I appreciate that.

1424
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,680
Thank you, Larry.

1425
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,680
You got to pray too.

1426
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,680
I'm going to have to go then.

1427
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,680
I'm going to pray for yourself.

1428
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:23,560
Someone told me that once.

1429
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:28,680
Kind of an eye-opener, but after about 30 minutes I forgot what and did my thing.

1430
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,680
Oh, man.

1431
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,680
What?

1432
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,600
People tell us to say a lot of shit all day.

1433
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,280
You think if I just listened to the homeless man and told me to go fuck a broom, I'd go

1434
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,280
do it?

1435
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,280
Here.

1436
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,280
No.

1437
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,280
Go fuck a broom.

1438
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,920
Well, you never hear a seamless ransom that people do in their New York.

1439
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,680
Did you see that lady in Oakland that fucking took her clothes off on the highway and was

1440
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:47,680
shooting a gun?

1441
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,680
Fucking amazing, man.

1442
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,680
I wish I had balls like that.

1443
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,360
Did they, did you, did you, uh, did they kill her?

1444
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,360
No.

1445
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,680
You could ask her out.

1446
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:01,480
Yeah, I didn't think her body was blurred out, so I want to see what her body looks

1447
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,480
like.

1448
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,320
Her wrists look, her wrists look huge.

1449
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,320
Did it matter though?

1450
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,120
She was towing a gun and going all wild like that?

1451
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,600
What, does it matter what?

1452
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,240
Pair up with her and the one from the air.

1453
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,240
I could have a three-way.

1454
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,240
That'd be amazing.

1455
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:16,880
Dude, I could sell that on port like in a, my, a porno fucking.

1456
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,400
They'll fucking just lose their minds.

1457
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,400
Oh man.

1458
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,920
Right in the middle and start beating your ass or shooting.

1459
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,520
I'll come out as a shapeshifter or whatever.

1460
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,800
And then what did the other lady, oh, fucking, what was the other lady?

1461
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,520
The other one was just firing off a gun.

1462
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,360
Oh yeah, naked, she'll be naked shooting a gun.

1463
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,760
So this will sell units.

1464
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,240
Let me tell you.

1465
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:37,240
Yeah.

1466
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:38,240
Quick as download ever.

1467
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,240
I got played lady and gun lady.

1468
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:42,080
I can get to how with that though.

1469
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,200
I wrote both of them in the room man.

1470
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,200
Poof.

1471
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,120
That's, I mean, that's mixed in oil and dynamite.

1472
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,440
Yeah, you're going to fucking die.

1473
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,840
Well, what a great way to go though.

1474
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,080
We should be on film.

1475
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,480
A middle of a lovers quarrel.

1476
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,480
Isn't that how every man wants to go?

1477
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,160
Two women fighting over you.

1478
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:03,160
You accidentally take the bullet and on your way down, on your way down you grab both boobs.

1479
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:07,880
Nah, I'll fucking prefer to live through that.

1480
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,600
Well, maybe you lose half a liver.

1481
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,840
I'm like the Indians and now you can't drink anymore.

1482
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,040
I can barely drink as it is, dude.

1483
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,040
Yeah, you are a cheap date.

1484
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,040
What the fuck?

1485
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,040
Let me tell you.

1486
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,040
By the way, asshole.

1487
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,040
Oh, that's not nice.

1488
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,840
There's no beer at all.

1489
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:28,880
I had a 12er and Jay brought me a fucking six pack of tall boys.

1490
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,880
I didn't drink that.

1491
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,880
Yeah, you did.

1492
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,880
I did not drink that.

1493
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,880
You were down here going, it's on the fucking pockets.

1494
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,160
I said this is the last one, but I didn't drink all fucking fight.

1495
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,160
Well, what up?

1496
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,160
Are you really going to bring this up right now?

1497
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,160
This is what we're talking about.

1498
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,160
No, and then you know what else?

1499
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,160
Fucking asshole.

1500
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,600
All you had to be is like, hey, needles, can you give me 20 bucks?

1501
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,400
And I'd be like, here you go, but no.

1502
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,400
Here's what else.

1503
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,760
You're going to fucking air your grievances like this?

1504
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,760
Your panniness.

1505
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,560
I want to go ahead and my tamale that I had and you fucking ate it.

1506
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:56,920
Then I'll get you another tamale.

1507
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:01,320
Well, dude, I was planning on eating it for dinner and I go in the fridge and it's fucking

1508
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,320
gone.

1509
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,320
That's my bad.

1510
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,120
Fucking asshole, man.

1511
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,720
I'll buy you more tamales.

1512
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:07,840
That ain't the point.

1513
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,440
You don't need that much anyways.

1514
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,200
Too dead ain't the exact least.

1515
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,200
So I'm waiting on that.

1516
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,440
I love how this is how you want to end it.

1517
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,520
You argue with me about tamales and beer.

1518
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,320
Oh my God, man.

1519
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,360
Just the Larry and Sir Larry and Los Needles.

1520
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,520
Seriously, man, because it is bullshit.

1521
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,960
Okay, we heard your grievance.

1522
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:25,960
I'll give you cash.

1523
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:26,960
Oh, man.

1524
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:27,960
We can go to the store.

1525
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:28,960
What a cock sucker.

1526
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:33,960
I just said I was going to repay this.

1527
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:34,960
I told you I didn't go to the pier.

1528
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,960
You should go to the store and get that easy off.

1529
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,960
The stove too.

1530
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,200
Oh, gee, you're just on fire, man.

1531
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,760
You're in all your grievances tonight.

1532
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,960
Anything else, Larry, that you want to entice our listeners ears with?

1533
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:53,720
Yeah, you gotta help me put those bushes in the air.

1534
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,720
Yeah.

1535
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:58,040
Did you just, you could fucking stick your dick in your ass because I ain't helping

1536
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:02,280
you do that shit the way you just besmirched me.

1537
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,680
That was not funny, Larry.

1538
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,520
Yeah, to put the bushes in my neighbor's yard.

1539
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:10,920
Yeah, it sounds like a fucking euphemism for something.

1540
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,920
Fucking asshole.

1541
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,920
Totally just, why would you do that?

1542
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,920
Well.

1543
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,920
But that's all right.

1544
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,480
You're the fucking king in Larry's world.

1545
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,120
That fucking stupid Jeffrey Epstein beard.

1546
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,720
Hey, man, it's fucking crazy looking, isn't it?

1547
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:28,640
I feel like a bee-neck, an old bee-neck.

1548
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,200
Yeah, it's better than that porn stash.

1549
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,720
I'll support that all day.

1550
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:32,720
Well, here's the thing.

1551
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,720
Oh, boy.

1552
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,720
You shave off the beard right now and have a porn stash like that.

1553
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:39,080
The top says you can't wear the porn stash anymore.

1554
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,400
It's illegal in these parts.

1555
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:45,880
Like, sir, that is way too illegally walking by a park with.

1556
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,280
You're like, I'm just watching.

1557
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,440
Well, then you gotta take off those sunglasses.

1558
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,440
And your hand out of your pants.

1559
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,040
There are families here, sir.

1560
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,400
It'd be better, it's a lot better than doing it at the dog park.

1561
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,800
Then you got a real problem.

1562
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,280
Just wrecking your meat outside the fence.

1563
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,280
Oh, man, that's what you would do.

1564
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:08,280
No, I would not.

1565
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,280
Just because I had a mustache.

1566
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,280
These fucking lies.

1567
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:12,280
That's what would happen.

1568
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,280
Huh?

1569
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:18,320
And just because I said you hated porn stash, then, Alson, I like to have sex with dogs.

1570
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,640
You're the one saying it.

1571
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,640
He forgot what a joke was.

1572
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:22,640
He got so high.

1573
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,640
I think what the joke?

1574
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,640
He'd taken it literally.

1575
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:30,480
Now, hopefully, I've got to stop using that computer because when the FBI comes and searched

1576
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,640
it, I don't want to be on there.

1577
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,880
Oh, man, I don't want you on there.

1578
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,880
It's my fucking computer.

1579
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,200
Well, stop looking up weird shit.

1580
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,200
I don't look up weird shit.

1581
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,000
Well, I do, but I just leave it on there.

1582
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Like Mr. Hands.

1583
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Mr. Hands.

1584
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Fucking asshole.

1585
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
That's all right, man.

1586
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
I'll do your shot.

1587
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Or your hit list.

1588
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Yeah.

1589
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:56,000
All right, let me change my mood a little.

1590
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,760
I don't know what that's supposed to mean.

1591
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:01,760
I mean.

1592
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,080
I want to shout.

1593
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:07,760
I want to thank all the only girl.

1594
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,280
I mean, you start with that one.

1595
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,120
I mean, this is the time to shout out our new listener and you start.

1596
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,720
You can't even get it out of your mind.

1597
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,200
I mean, you are a rat, Larry.

1598
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,480
He is just dying over here right now.

1599
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,120
He was doubled over a second ago.

1600
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,000
Our only fans, girls.

1601
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:32,640
Sherry told me that when she followed our page on Twitter, it was just like only fans,

1602
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:37,000
girls, like their profile, like her whole algorithm change.

1603
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Oh, man.

1604
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Just chicks selling nudes and putting stuff in their butt.

1605
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Oh, man.

1606
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Sorry, Sherry.

1607
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
It's fucking hilarious.

1608
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
It is very funny.

1609
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,000
Larry, keep them pics coming.

1610
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,000
Larry loves them.

1611
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Just looking at him on the porch.

1612
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Like a total old dirt bag.

1613
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,360
Just going through nudes.

1614
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,000
People can see inside the porch.

1615
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000
He's just looking at nudes.

1616
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:20,000
I mean, Jesus, Larry, have some class.

1617
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Man, all right, Chrissy, I hope you're still listening, doll.

1618
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
That's not R.P. is it?

1619
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
R.P. Chrissy?

1620
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Yeah.

1621
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Oh, yeah.

1622
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Okay.

1623
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Hope you feel better.

1624
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah.

1625
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
We miss you.

1626
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Chris, buddy, I hope you're listening.

1627
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Yeah, you should be.

1628
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
We hope you feel better too, man.

1629
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Yeah, I sent him some stickers and shit in the mail.

1630
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Nice.

1631
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Tiffany, how you doing, honey?

1632
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000
Excuse me.

1633
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Matthew, what's up, buddy?

1634
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
What up, man?

1635
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Russ, what's up, dude?

1636
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000
What up, Russ?

1637
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Got dude in Belgium, what up?

1638
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Yeah, Belgium especially.

1639
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
I hope it's not a bad thing.

1640
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,000
I don't think it's a bot because they're downloading the episode.

1641
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,000
Well, that might mean that they are a bot.

1642
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,000
I mean, I don't know how the internet works.

1643
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Yeah, but do you think there's one person that's downloading every episode?

1644
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,000
It's probably like, you know,

1645
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,000
No, it's spread out.

1646
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,000
It's not a poll or something.

1647
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
Oh, God, Larry.

1648
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000
All right.

1649
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
I don't know what the fuck it is.

1650
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000
It doesn't seem like someone should like us that much.

1651
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Why not?

1652
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,000
They listen to the show.

1653
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,000
I know.

1654
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000
What's wrong?

1655
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000
I mean, Jesus, what are you saying?

1656
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000
People should listen.

1657
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,000
I'm glad they do.

1658
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,000
At Larry Needle's Twitter.

1659
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Dumbass.

1660
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Made me say that even because he's fucking...

1661
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
I don't care if people listen.

1662
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,000
No, I do.

1663
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
I want people to listen, but I'm just saying.

1664
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,000
I kind of find it hard to believe and I almost think, you know,

1665
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
It just freaks me out the computer in the first place.

1666
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
It's like, yeah.

1667
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Like it says on his page.

1668
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Maybe half the people.

1669
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Like it says on our page.

1670
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Listen to us now because we're going to get canceled soon.

1671
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
And on that note, I'm Larry.

1672
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Oh shit.

1673
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,000
I'm...

1674
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,000
I'm Needle's.

1675
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000
And I'm Larry.

1676
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Thank you.

1677
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
We love you.

1678
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Damn.

1679
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Rock and roll.

1680
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Peace.

1681
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Larry's in Needle's show.