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Time to get ready for the Larry Needle Show!

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Here we are.

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And we love you.

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And we love you.

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And we love you.

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And we love you.

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And we love you.

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All right.

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It's very funny.

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Here we are. Welcome to the Larry Needle Show.

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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Fucking gorgeous out today.

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I love it. You know, even though I'm a creature of the night,

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I do hate the sunshine

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and I don't like beat out there in the day

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because I can mask my nefarious things

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at the cloak of night.

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But...

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Because all the good shit happens at night in Boys Town.

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Well, nothing good happens after midnight, right?

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Isn't that what they say?

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I thought that's what all the fun time happens.

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Oh, not anymore. You're in bed by like 9 o'clock.

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So what are you talking about?

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I ain't going to Boys Town with you.

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Not anymore. That's what you're just telling me.

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You do it on your own.

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Yeah.

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I'm not going to wear a sugar baby nowadays.

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Strings aren't cheap.

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Neither are amps.

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No.

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That's right though. Got your shoes on at least?

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No.

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Put some things into the lab.

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I don't like when you do that.

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Hey man, I gotta bring my feet with me wherever the fuck I go.

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If you can at least clean them.

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Did Jesus clean his feet?

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They're not too bad, man.

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I, you know, I was outside

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cleaning the pool and shit.

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I was like,

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you know,

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walking around.

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I told you about what we did yesterday.

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I went to a party and I have to talk about it

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because I think it's silly about the sock wrestling championship.

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And I know

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you're just dating you don't like this.

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It's so weird.

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What do you mean it's weird?

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You're worried about my feet?

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I'll kick someone's ass in the sock wrestling.

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You won't be able to get the socks off of my feet.

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What are you talking about?

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I'll put a pair of socks on and I'll fucking

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glue over your legs.

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I could just sit here like this and you won't be able to get them off.

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We have to do it against a woman also.

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That's fine.

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That's the whole thing. We have genders.

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That's the whole point Larry.

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So we went to a party yesterday

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with my boy's birthday.

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And I have a tradition

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with his wife or girlfriend.

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I don't know if they're married, who knows.

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They've been living together.

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And you take tube socks, pull them up

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and you wear them.

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Tube socks?

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You're wearing black socks.

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Tube socks is the official

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but they didn't have tube socks.

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It started off with tube socks initially.

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I was going to take

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an aster for a pair of nightlens.

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Everyone has the same socks

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like the matching cut type?

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Yes. They're both the same.

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So then what you have to do is

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I was going to ask her for nightlens

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and she's like, you want to wear nightlens?

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She's like the legs hanging on the sides

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like I'm robbing a bank.

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I came here to soccer us a little.

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I've been there for Halloween so many fucking times.

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A bank robber?

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Just put the nightlens on your head.

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Were they new or used?

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Real pervert vibes Larry.

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It's just an easy Halloween costume.

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And when you're real young

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the easy one is like, you know,

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your parents burn a cork and rub it on your face

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and say, okay, you're a bum.

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They burn a cork?

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Yeah, you burn a cork.

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A wine cork?

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It turns black and you rub it on your face.

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So wait, you did blackface when you were a kid?

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No, you just do a beard.

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It makes it look like you're, you know,

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you need a shave and shit.

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And your parents go, alright here and they give you a little derby

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or something and say you're a bum.

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Calm down El Jolston.

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Fucking singing Mammy over there in the corner at nine.

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I mean, if you want to do blackface

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it's real easy.

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All you got to do is burn a cork.

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You know?

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And apply it to your face.

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Burn and rub in a bigger circular motion

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like a Nanook.

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Nanook, Nanook.

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Or like a karate kid

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when he wax on, wax off.

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He wax off all the time.

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I don't think that's acceptable nowadays.

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How hard is it to get off your face though?

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Oh, it's super easy.

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It's just ash.

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Yeah, I don't think that's acceptable nowadays Larry.

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Well, I mean the hobo beard.

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You can get away with that.

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But who knows nowadays people who still think

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you're trying to do blackface?

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No.

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You're going to think that about a little kid?

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Anything to stir up controversy, right?

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Whatever gets you clicks and likes.

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That's some shit man.

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I think it's just a good idea for an opportunity

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for their fucking minute of fame.

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Yeah, it used to be 15 minutes.

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Now it's 60 seconds or however long you...

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Less than that sometimes.

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30, whatever, TikTok clip is.

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15 seconds.

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How long are the news clip is on the news?

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Yeah.

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When you fucking get caught being a serial killer or something.

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Or being caught doing something stupid.

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Like when they videotape these women,

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these white women being racist, which is hilarious.

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But they're not, they don't get famous from that.

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They're doing the wrong way.

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They lose their jobs.

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Fame works in both ways Larry.

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They get infamous.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I mean you just added two letters to it.

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Well, you know, it makes a world of difference.

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You know what I want to do?

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I want to find out who that chick,

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remember the chick that was on the plane

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and she thought the dude was a shapeshifter?

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No.

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You never heard about that?

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No.

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And she was sitting next to this guy?

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And she's like, I'm out of here, fuck you guys.

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She lost her mind and she's like,

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his eyes were blinking like weird and shit.

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And they showed a picture of the guy.

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He was like in a hoodie all like hunched down.

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You know, I want to find out who this lady is

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and I want to date her.

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Yeah, that sounds like a stable.

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As stable as any of your other relationships.

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I mean, am I looking for stable?

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I mean, I just asked you.

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No, obviously not.

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I wanted a lady who said a guy.

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I mean, I'm looking for a trans performance.

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I wouldn't say you are.

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I'm looking for a lady who said there was a shapeshifter

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on the plane and I wanted to date her.

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She was a little cutie patootie.

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Oh man.

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I don't know if I saw the same one

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and she was getting off the planes

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and she got up and started freaking out

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that this person was not a person.

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No, I didn't see that one.

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The one I saw was different.

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This broad was going fucking nuts, man.

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Screaming at everybody.

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If you want to stay here and die,

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be my fucking guess when I'm out of here.

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What kind of asshole does that on a plane?

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I mean, Jesus.

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You have to be a real piece of fucking shit, dude,

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to be like, hey, I'm getting off this plane

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if you want to stay on here and die.

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What the fuck lady, what are you doing to me?

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I like when you're flying like from Mexico

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or South America or something

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and everybody's Hispanic,

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which most people then are Catholic

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and they're like, I'll do the sign of the cross

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before the plane takes off

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and you're like, oh, fuck man.

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Yeah, because you're like, thank God we got out of that third world country.

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Yeah, and then they do it again when you land

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and it's like, okay, I see what...

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At first it kind of makes you nervous.

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It's like, do they think this plane...

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they all think the plane's going to crash.

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Well, I don't think that is what it is.

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It's like all that collective mind energy

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might make the fucking plane crash, you know?

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I mean, listen, we're using humans

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to fly these planes.

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There's an amount of air that you can't even fucking...

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Oh, these motherfucking planes

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fly themselves.

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No, and that really auto-applying shit like that.

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Yeah, unless something goes wrong, you know.

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They got to land them.

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And you know, 99% of the time

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when they crash is during the landing.

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Well, it's not like they fall out of the sky

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unless they want them to fall out of the sky.

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No.

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When I had worked at O'Hare on the runways and shit,

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I worked with the guy

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who would calibrate these machines.

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He worked for the FAA.

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And we would drive out

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into O'Hare.

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And O'Hare is... huge.

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How many miles? I mean, we're talking fucking...

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Maybe 100 miles...

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I don't know, acres and shit like that.

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So then they would have these things, Larry,

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at the ends of the runway. More than 100 acres, dude.

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Okay, whatever. You know what I mean.

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It's fucking huge. It's vast.

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And so what they would do is

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they would have these machines, okay?

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So when you were coming in, these machines

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would hone on in the front of the plane

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and there was a box in there.

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And they would actually help it land.

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It was crazy.

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And the guy would calibrate them.

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And he'd do it every two weeks, I think it was.

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But we were out in the middle of nowhere.

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This guy had a cooler beer and he had a rifle.

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He's like, you're going to see wolves out here?

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You're going to see... I mean, we were in the middle

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of nowhere.

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Yeah, in the middle of nowhere.

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I know. They got a lot of property, man.

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I remember when they

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took over

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when Bensonville turned into a ghost town

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and there was this girl visiting us

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from Germany that we met on a tour

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back to O'Hare airport

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and I took her down

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Irving, you know?

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Oh yeah, when you got over there, but...

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And the train tracks and shit, yeah.

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And when she saw all the houses empty

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and gone and shit half off,

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everything all decrepit before they

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poured down Bensonville and she was like,

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holy fuck. The airport bought all these properties.

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She thought we lived in the fucking ghetto, man.

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She was like, man. But that was actually

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the furthest from the truth, though.

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Because it was all fenced in and shit.

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They went in. No, but

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at the time Bensonville looked really bad

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because it was all fucked up.

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Yeah, because O'Hare bought it.

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And then the other funny thing was this girl

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thought we were millionaires because

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when she met us we were playing at some huge festival.

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Yeah. And then when she came

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and visited and she came to my house here

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and we played at fucking Gainers

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and she's like, oh my god.

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I thought you guys were rock stars.

295
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Like, no, it was funny.

296
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We just sit in our mom's basement and smoke weed all day.

297
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Not in my mom's basement, but...

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Oh, I mean, you have done that?

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Probably within the last month.

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No, I haven't.

301
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Which is funny.

302
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I remember you can drive up the...

303
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Oh, on up Irving.

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Excuse me.

305
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And it's literally we would fucking

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eat some shrooms or some acid

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and we would park underneath

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the runways on Irving and the planes would fly

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hell alow

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and we would just sit there and nobody would

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fucking bother us. Like, there was no...

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Everybody parked there. There was no, like,

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any, like... You're too young to park there.

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You didn't do that. I'm calling bullshit.

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What are you talking about? I just brought up the story.

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You think I'm just making fictitious lies?

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No, I know it was done

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and I know people did it, but I don't think

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you did it because I don't think I even did it.

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I think it was already not done.

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So just because you didn't do it doesn't mean I fucking did it?

322
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No, I think it was done by the time

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you had anybody that you knew with the license.

324
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That's what I'm saying.

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I'm gonna fucking look at it.

326
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You're gonna call me out right now, Larry, on this.

327
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I'm gonna look on the computer and look up

328
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what year they stopped letting people

329
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park on Irving. It's not when they stopped parking.

330
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It's when they put up fences

331
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and they bumped it out when they bought more property.

332
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They moved the road.

333
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Yeah, whatever. You're probably right.

334
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You're a fucking asshole.

335
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Dude, you're a fucking douchebag.

336
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Real douchebag. You're starting to incite...

337
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,400
Now I'm getting on fucking fire.

338
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Relax, relax.

339
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To get back to the thing that we were talking about

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last week, people about President Ford

341
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at Woodfield Mall in Shandburg, Illinois.

342
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They were expecting

343
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3,000 people.

344
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30,000 people were there.

345
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So I was right when I said there was a fucking

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hell of a lot of people.

347
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You were right. You just said there was a hell of a lot of people

348
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and then you gave them a number.

349
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So I mean, if you were to say 28,000 people,

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then I'd be like, okay, you were close.

351
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I had no idea how many. Exactly.

352
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So don't claim a win for Larry right now.

353
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,400
This is where you got me and now you got to deal with me.

354
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,400
No win for Larry at all.

355
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It was fucking 30,000.

356
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,400
So that was cool.

357
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When did it become un-American to be American?

358
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,400
Because remember 9-11?

359
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When Obama came into office.

360
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He was a big fucking socialist, man.

361
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,400
Well, okay, listen, I'm just asking you.

362
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,400
I'm trying to, okay, Obama

363
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that's sure, but it's like, when did it

364
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,400
flip from 9-11? Everybody had flags.

365
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To all of a sudden,

366
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hanging a flag is racist.

367
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It's how the media and the government

368
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,400
manipulates the scenario.

369
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At that time, they wanted everybody to fucking

370
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wave their flag

371
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so they could take our rights away, so they

372
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can declare our... Patriot Act.

373
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Yes. Patriot Act, so they could

374
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,400
quote unquote, check out terrorists,

375
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but now they turn it against us now.

376
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,400
It really smells like an Indian

377
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deli in here and I hate it.

378
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By the way, people, it doesn't smell

379
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like an Indian deli. Yeah, you're burning fucking

380
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incense in the enclosed room.

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This is what Jesus

382
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would, this is what Jesus got when he was a baby.

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For

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the people brought. Three wise men.

385
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Yes, man.

386
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,400
Three wise men. He's rallying more than three.

387
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Freakincense,

388
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,400
and

389
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bitch.

390
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Fuck, like you know now. I just said it.

391
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What do you mean, like I know?

392
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,400
What the fuck, Larry?

393
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,400
I do know. I just said it, dude.

394
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,400
I mean, you are so stoned,

395
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,400
you keep on forgetting. What does your shirt

396
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,400
say?

397
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Keep the faith.

398
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,400
Is that George Michael's son?

399
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Gotta have faith.

400
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,400
Yeah.

401
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,400
Sherry gave me this shirt. It's peach.

402
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,400
Is it? Yeah.

403
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,400
Isn't that peach? I thought it was

404
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,400
orange. Yeah, it's peach.

405
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,400
Yeah, that's right though.

406
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,400
It's very fancy for you.

407
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,400
Yeah, you know.

408
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,400
It's better than a Q and N shirt.

409
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,400
She gave it to me for my birthday and

410
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,400
what not, so. Yeah, that's right though.

411
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,400
Yeah, it was really nice of her.

412
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,400
She's sweet. Would you turn

413
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60?

414
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,400
Yeah, I'm 60 now.

415
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,400
I'm fucking sold.

416
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,400
You said it.

417
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,400
That's right, Larry. Last week I was 72.

418
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,400
Some more years before that.

419
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,400
Yeah.

420
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,400
Larry's a

421
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,400
ageist shifter.

422
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,400
I'm not a shape shifter.

423
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,400
I'm an age shifter.

424
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,400
That's all you do.

425
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,400
Especially when you get around the high school.

426
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,400
Thank God you got rid of that stash.

427
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,400
Now that summer's here,

428
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,400
I don't want the fucking cops here every week.

429
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,400
You're like, I was just walking by the school.

430
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,400
They're like, oh man, let's see your ID.

431
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,400
There's no kids at the school now anyway, man.

432
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,400
The school's out.

433
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,400
Isn't school, are the kids,

434
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,400
only kids at school now are dumb kids

435
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,400
in their summer school.

436
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,400
Or bad kids.

437
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,400
Yeah, dumb kids and bad kids.

438
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,400
I think summer school's done, isn't it?

439
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,400
I have no idea.

440
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,400
Fuck, man.

441
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,400
The bass player in my other band

442
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,400
is a summer school teacher,

443
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,400
a high school teacher.

444
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,400
He was teaching summer school too.

445
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,400
You know, like the other joint?

446
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,400
Might as well.

447
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,400
Sonny boy.

448
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,400
Oh man.

449
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,400
So anyways, people don't know this,

450
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,400
but I didn't say anything about it.

451
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,400
Because I'm a great guy.

452
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,400
But I'm going to bring it up now.

453
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,400
Oh boy.

454
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,400
When Needles is like, man, I'm going to make a

455
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,400
pizza, Larry.

456
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,400
I'm like, okay, just make sure,

457
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,400
we already talked about this.

458
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,400
Alright, let me beat a dead horse.

459
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,400
Oh my god, really?

460
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,400
I'm the fucking blackout drunk guy

461
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,400
and you don't even remember it.

462
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,400
If we talked about it, then I'll let it fall.

463
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,400
I'm trying to order you oven racks.

464
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,400
I feel like we've talked, oh, that's cool.

465
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,400
You doing it right now?

466
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,400
No, I was looking up something about,

467
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,400
I wanted to talk about something.

468
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400
I thought you were ordering oven racks right now.

469
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,400
No, I already got it.

470
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,400
So anyways, yeah, I got some.

471
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,400
I got some children in the cars now,

472
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,400
a day's.

473
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,400
They die?

474
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400
What, from heat?

475
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,400
This lady left her kid in the car

476
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,400
and forgot about him for five hours.

477
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,400
The car was 133 degrees.

478
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,400
Five hours is a long time.

479
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,400
Where the fuck were they?

480
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,400
I probably Arizona or something.

481
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,400
But how is that crazy?

482
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400
People don't leave their animals.

483
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,400
Obviously, animals are more rambunctious than children.

484
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,400
When we were kids, they left us in the car like crazy.

485
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,400
But not for five fucking hours.

486
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,400
I got left in the car.

487
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,400
Me and my brother, we'd walk around the parking lot

488
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,400
and you'd see other kids that were left in the car.

489
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,400
Yeah, you guys had the poor gang going.

490
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,400
That's what you did back then when you had kids

491
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,400
and you wanted to run in the school.

492
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,400
But you still see it now.

493
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,400
It's like everybody, it's a...

494
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,400
You have a five hours difference.

495
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,400
There's a difference between leaving you

496
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,400
and fucking no shirt and nick in a car.

497
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,400
Yeah.

498
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,400
Then leaving a kid in a child seat.

499
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,400
Yeah, it was that little...

500
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,400
My mom would never do that.

501
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,400
We never got left as babies.

502
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,400
Dude, the kid cooked in the car.

503
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,400
For five hours, 133 degrees, man.

504
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,400
That kid was probably delicious.

505
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,400
He rotisserie'd for five hours.

506
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400
Well, he rotisserie'd just, dude.

507
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,400
Pressure cooker, basically.

508
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,400
Almost, yeah.

509
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,400
Because the windows rubbed, right?

510
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400
You have to get rid of that car now.

511
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,400
It probably smells like that baby.

512
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,400
That is very...

513
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,400
That is very sad.

514
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,400
I'm serious, no.

515
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,400
We really wouldn't eat the baby.

516
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,400
Even it was cooked to a tender,

517
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,400
fucking tasty fucking...

518
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,400
I want the skin crispy.

519
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,400
I don't like it salgy.

520
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,400
I mean, I don't know.

521
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400
Baby's skin get crispy.

522
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,400
Probably. It's a lot thinner than...

523
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,400
But those are...

524
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,400
You got to ask the Hollywood elite about eating babies.

525
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,400
Here we go.

526
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,400
Larry and Neal's show does not condone that.

527
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,400
We're just making jokes.

528
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,400
Eating babies?

529
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,400
Yeah. I remember one time, though,

530
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,400
I was at the zoo and we were looking at...

531
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,400
Robert needed to fucking do some work there.

532
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,400
And I'm like, I'll go with you.

533
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,400
And I'm looking at the polar bears.

534
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,400
And they're all jumping in and out of the water.

535
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,400
Playing with the cats and shit.

536
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,400
And then they're feeding them.

537
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,400
You said the polar bears?

538
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,400
No, no. The zookeeper was throwing meat in there.

539
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,400
And I say to Bobby,

540
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,400
I go, you know what the bears really love?

541
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,400
The best is human babies.

542
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,400
And there's some lady next to me with her stroller

543
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,400
and a little baby.

544
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,400
You just wanted the shock factor?

545
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,400
Yeah.

546
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,400
Watch out!

547
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,400
You're going to light your thing or what?

548
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,400
You're going to get a parking ticket.

549
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,400
It was funny. Bobby laughed.

550
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,400
Oh, okay. As long as Bobby laughs.

551
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,400
The sad thing was, though, it looked like the bears had green

552
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,400
dyed hair because

553
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,400
there was so much algae on the side of their fucking

554
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,400
glass tank.

555
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,400
And the closure.

556
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,400
Yeah. That when they were rubbing their backs on the glass,

557
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,400
it was getting on them, you know?

558
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,400
Well, I mean,

559
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,400
listen, fucking polar bears are nothing to be

560
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,400
meddled with.

561
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,400
Fuck, I'm trying to sneeze, but I'm not.

562
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,400
That's the worst when you can't sneeze.

563
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,400
Are you going to try to sneeze when you stop in the middle?

564
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,400
Isn't that what, wasn't there

565
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,400
an old wives tale that saying sneezing was almost

566
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,400
orgasmic?

567
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,400
Like the same muscles you use or something?

568
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,400
No, that's not the tale I heard.

569
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,400
The reason they say bless you when you sneeze

570
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,400
because they thought your soul came out.

571
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,400
I'm not talking, that's completely apples and oranges

572
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400
I want to talk about.

573
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,400
That's the only wives tale I know about.

574
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,400
I actually heard of it.

575
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,400
I think you use the same muscles when you sneeze as

576
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,400
when you orgasm. Oh, really?

577
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,400
I don't know, I kind of had, I'd rather

578
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,400
fucking have an orgasm than sneeze.

579
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,400
I mean, you know, sneezing is okay.

580
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,400
But it's not.

581
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,400
Is that your boyfriend's name, sneezing?

582
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,400
Yeah.

583
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,400
Yeah, I'm not.

584
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,400
You're fucking hilarious.

585
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,400
I am, I'm making myself fun.

586
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,400
Aw yeah, you're just so funny.

587
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,400
That's alright though, man.

588
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,400
What are you going to do about that?

589
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,400
Nothing.

590
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,400
Nothing, nobody else is going to laugh except you.

591
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,400
There's only two of us in the room, so

592
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,400
it's either 50-50 Larry.

593
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,400
There's maybe going to be people listening to this,

594
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,400
maybe not at this point anymore.

595
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,400
Yeah. Oh, you are now?

596
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,400
I'm not asking them.

597
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400
You can't pander for listening to this.

598
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400
You can't ask them to listen while it's going on.

599
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400
If you don't listen, we're coming to your house

600
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,400
and Larry's going to put his dick in your mouth.

601
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,400
Aw man, I'm not going to do that.

602
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,400
This fucking guy is a weirdo.

603
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,400
Oh, I'm the weirdo.

604
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,400
What are you drinking there? None of your business.

605
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,400
He's drinking a fucking big, tall glass of

606
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,400
fucking vodka.

607
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,400
No, I'm not. What are you talking about?

608
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,400
Water, any water. God, I said it.

609
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,400
Yeah, right.

610
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,400
Lying motherfucker.

611
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,400
Like my water cold.

612
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,400
This fucking guy's drunk.

613
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,400
What are you talking about?

614
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,400
Aw man.

615
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,400
We came here to have fun and now you're just going to call me out

616
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,400
in front of everybody?

617
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,400
Nobody's here except us, remember?

618
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,400
Yeah, people are listening like you said, right?

619
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,400
Exactly. See, motherfucker?

620
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,400
See, this guy doesn't know how things work.

621
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400
He doesn't know how the internet works

622
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,400
and podcasts and whatnot.

623
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,400
People are listening and then they say,

624
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,400
my God, that guy's blacked out drunk.

625
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,400
What the fuck is wrong with him?

626
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,400
No, they don't say that because they don't know

627
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,400
that until you say, hey,

628
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,400
this guy has maybe been drinking a little bit.

629
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,400
Okay. Not a lot.

630
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,400
You're setting this thing in their house.

631
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,400
It's going to be blacked out later, probably.

632
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,400
Oh, see, now you just changed your tune again.

633
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,400
I'm blacked out. He's not already.

634
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400
I'm not.

635
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,400
Okay. There is a shitbag.

636
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,400
What's going on? He's not blacked out yet.

637
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,400
But I did have a guy that

638
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,400
was your roommate here.

639
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,400
I mean, you cannot besmirch my character like that

640
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,400
in front of our listeners.

641
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,400
I will punch you right in the gut later.

642
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,400
Anyways, remember Pat?

643
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,400
He was blacked out with one or two drinks.

644
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,400
He was so fucking gone.

645
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400
Pat who?

646
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,400
Pat Terry? Yeah.

647
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,400
Yeah, but one drink was up fifth of whiskey.

648
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,400
No, no.

649
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,400
Just to be made one,

650
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,400
pour one small

651
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,400
glass. Shots?

652
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,400
No, but you know, like the

653
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,400
this much in a rocks glass or something.

654
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,400
Yeah. He would be

655
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,400
fucking annihilated.

656
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,400
Basically, all he needed to do

657
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,400
was open the bottle and smell it.

658
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,400
He was so fucking far gone at one point.

659
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,400
Yeah, but this guy was day drinking

660
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,400
every day.

661
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,400
Right?

662
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,400
Before they even used to call it day drinking.

663
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,400
No, I mean, come on. You're kidding me.

664
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,400
Day drinking is a new fucking word.

665
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,400
No, it's not.

666
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,400
Day drinking?

667
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,400
You don't think back in the 50s, somebody said this guy's drinking during the day.

668
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,400
Yeah, they said he's drinking during the day.

669
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,400
He's day drinking.

670
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,400
So they switched to, you'll think people were smart enough in the 50s.

671
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,400
That started in

672
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,400
the COVID era.

673
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,400
The day drinking thing started on some talk show somewhere.

674
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,400
Did you put your head in the microwave today?

675
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,400
Yeah, I did.

676
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,400
Yeah, hopefully it wasn't with your tinfoil hat on you asshole.

677
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,400
The thing though, if you put your head in the microwave,

678
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,400
you can't even turn it on because it needs to be closed.

679
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,400
I know later.

680
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,400
Oh my God.

681
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,400
You know, you should cut a hole through the door

682
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,400
and put your head in.

683
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,400
There you go. Maybe look at your fucking wires connected again.

684
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,400
I did have this one old microwave

685
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,400
for my grandma that you could turn on

686
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,400
when the door was open.

687
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,400
You just have to go in

688
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,400
in your girlfriend's room.

689
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,400
You just got that thing

690
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,400
you take the light bulb out,

691
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400
the microwaves just running all the way.

692
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,400
She's gay.

693
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,400
I got a huge lump on my leg.

694
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,400
I don't know why kid.

695
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,400
I would never do that.

696
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,400
I would never do that.

697
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,400
Intentionally give somebody radiation poison.

698
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,400
I mean, there's that.

699
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,400
There are many people that would accept the United States, right?

700
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,400
Right.

701
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,400
I mean, we tested fucking nukes on our own soil.

702
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,400
Right.

703
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,400
I mean, Philippines, we moved people out of their islands.

704
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,400
Imagine how fun it was

705
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,400
being a little rich kid

706
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,400
like, say, in Vegas

707
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,400
in the nineteen whatever,

708
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400
forties or whatever.

709
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,400
Thirties.

710
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,400
And you're on vacation and they're going to be testing the bombs.

711
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,400
You know what I mean?

712
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,400
Well, you're not close enough.

713
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,400
They could see it.

714
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,400
It was so big you could see it from far away.

715
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,400
Well, yes, but you're not within the radius

716
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,400
of the glass zone.

717
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,400
No, not at all.

718
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,400
Yeah, they do calculations, Larry,

719
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,400
because I know you're so good at math.

720
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,400
But the people would

721
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,400
stop everything and know it.

722
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,400
At nine o'clock, they're going to blow one up.

723
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,400
I'll stop everything and look over in that direction.

724
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,400
It's like the Kennedy Space Center watching a shuttle takeoff.

725
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,400
Except this is the opposite of a shuttle.

726
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,400
This is

727
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,400
maybe some sort of prospect.

728
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,400
This is demise.

729
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,400
Well,

730
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,400
I know you don't believe space is real,

731
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,400
but you just acknowledged that we've watched

732
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,400
spaceships go into space.

733
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,400
No, you've seen spaceships

734
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,400
go up in the nowhere.

735
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,400
And then what, did they just turn back down and get parked?

736
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,400
They planned in the ocean, yeah. You're fucking crazy.

737
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,400
Oh, yeah, they do, man. No, you're crazy.

738
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,400
You're totally crazy.

739
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,400
How can you not believe that a spaceship

740
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,400
goes up and then just all of a sudden

741
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,400
takes a horseshoe back down and then they're like,

742
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,400
yay, there's the other one.

743
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,400
I mean, how far out does it have to be?

744
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,400
It's like a trajectory when it takes off

745
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,400
and it has to be at a 90 degree angle.

746
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,400
No, anytime they show them it looks like they're going off sideways

747
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,400
and they're like, well, that's because of the spin of the earth.

748
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,400
Blah, blah, blah. It's such bullshit.

749
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,400
Now you're getting into fucking spin of the earth.

750
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,400
I'm just talking about a spaceship

751
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,400
when they put enough fuel on it.

752
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,400
Well, I never saw one go straight up.

753
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,400
They go straight up for a minute and then they seem to always

754
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,400
go sideways.

755
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,400
Well, yes. Right.

756
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,400
Because they're going right into the ocean somewhere.

757
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,400
But motherfucker, they get into, they get past

758
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,400
the water.

759
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,400
So where do you think the videos of them working

760
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,400
on the space station are from?

761
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,400
From a swimming pool somewhere.

762
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,400
Oh, man, Larry.

763
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,400
I mean, Jesus Christ.

764
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,400
That's what we should start doing.

765
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Don't say Jesus.

766
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,400
Grateful dead, Larry.

767
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,400
That's what we should start doing in the pool.

768
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,400
Let's start recreating like the moon landing.

769
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,400
Yeah.

770
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,400
And we can do the JFK assassination underwater.

771
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,400
All right.

772
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,400
If he was to get assassinated on the so-called moon.

773
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,400
Yeah.

774
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,400
Kennedy's assassination on the moon.

775
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,400
That might be the show title.

776
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,400
Here's the thing though.

777
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,400
No, I don't want to do that.

778
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,400
Oh, after you just got his kicked off a Twitter yesterday.

779
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,400
You want to talk about that, Larry?

780
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,400
No, man.

781
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,400
I said some things.

782
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,400
You said one thing.

783
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,400
You didn't say some things.

784
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,400
I said, I just replied one thing.

785
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,400
Don,

786
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,400
junior.

787
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,400
No, no.

788
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,400
Larry does understand that you can't threaten people on Twitter.

789
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,400
I didn't.

790
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,400
Or mean to cause bodily harm.

791
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,400
Larry just thinks it's a wild west out there.

792
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,400
So,

793
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,400
and it was, you know, it was

794
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,400
it was dumb, but

795
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,400
I did it.

796
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,400
And I went and go click into our Twitter today and what happened.

797
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,400
Oh,

798
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,400
real funny, Larry.

799
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,400
I forgot to tell you needles.

800
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,400
I got banned yesterday.

801
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,400
It's been over 24 hours.

802
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,400
And he still hasn't tried to rectify the situation.

803
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,400
He just let me come and deal with it.

804
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,400
Well,

805
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,400
they put the fuck literally what happened.

806
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,400
Oh, I don't know.

807
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,400
I just thought it was free speech.

808
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,400
Everyone's talking free speech, Twitter, blah, blah, blah.

809
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,400
Free speech is really not free speech.

810
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,400
If you're trying to hurt people, can I get that please?

811
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,400
I wasn't trying to hurt anybody.

812
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,400
But if you if you're making statement,

813
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,400
that's the fucked up thing, which

814
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,400
you just got to watch the newspaper.

815
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,400
They remember like, oh, free speech, free speech.

816
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,400
The newspapers were ran by a conglomerate

817
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,400
of all these people that fucking

818
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,400
what's

819
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,400
censored everything.

820
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,400
They put what in the news out of the news.

821
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,400
They did whatever you know what I mean.

822
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,400
So there I mean, there is

823
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,400
the only we always talked about this before,

824
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,400
but the only free thing there is is

825
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,400
idiots taping themselves doing stupid shit.

826
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,400
What do you think about the, okay, back to the space thing.

827
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,400
You're right.

828
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,400
Everybody does want to tape themselves doing dumb shit.

829
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,400
That's really an amazing phenomenon

830
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,400
that goes on.

831
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,400
But do you think

832
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,400
that those seven astronauts

833
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,400
really got killed in the Challenger?

834
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,400
Yes, I watched it.

835
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,400
I watched it in a classroom.

836
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,400
I watched it too.

837
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,400
Me and my brother watched it too.

838
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,400
We were sitting there watching it.

839
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,400
I told you we stayed.

840
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,400
When I was a kid, they wheeled the TV in.

841
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,400
I know everybody's a kid.

842
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,400
They hear the wheels now

843
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,400
with the iron frame and the fucking

844
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,400
VCR underneath it and the TV above.

845
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,400
And they wheeled that bitch in

846
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,400
and they made us all watch it.

847
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,400
All of us watched

848
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,400
American citizens get

849
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,400
murdered on our own soil by our own

850
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,400
space program.

851
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,400
All of those people that allegedly

852
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,400
died

853
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,400
have jobs in the

854
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,400
government to this day,

855
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,400
allegedly, the ones that are still alive.

856
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,400
Maybe because of their pensions

857
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,400
or something. No, they're still alive.

858
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,400
They go to work every day

859
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,400
and they're fucking scientists.

860
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,400
Tell me the people in the Challenger are still alive? All of them.

861
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,400
They weren't in it.

862
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,400
They were not in there. That was a false flag.

863
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,400
That was something to make everybody

864
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,400
flip out. You're kidding me.

865
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,400
With the internet right now, you don't think

866
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,400
you're not thinking

867
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,400
I'm not sure. Look it up, bro.

868
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,400
With the internet right now, I can't believe

869
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,400
you don't know that. There is so much facial recognition

870
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,400
going on in this country right now.

871
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,400
Nobody can get away with anything.

872
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,400
Serial killer.

873
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,400
Dude, the government gave him the job, so it's all good.

874
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,400
Dude, serial killers are getting caught.

875
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,400
They don't need to worry about facial recognition.

876
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,400
Serial killers are getting caught

877
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,400
in astronomical

878
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,400
astronomical. But you know what? That's because

879
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,400
that's a different thing.

880
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,400
No, but it's all the same thing. These are the worst

881
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,400
of the people and they're getting caught.

882
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,400
A teacher that's fucking faking her death

883
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,400
isn't worse than a serial killer.

884
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,400
She's always going to show up though.

885
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,400
Social security, checks,

886
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,400
new identity. They know she's alive.

887
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,400
They know she's alive. It was a scam.

888
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,400
The government was in there.

889
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,400
And her family, I mean, I don't know Larry.

890
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,400
So now you're telling me that the government

891
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,400
sent up an empty space shop.

892
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400
Yes.

893
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,400
And you blew it up on purpose to

894
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,400
fucking freak everybody out and make all

895
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,400
the people love their teachers.

896
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,400
That's so...

897
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400
I'm going to tell you something. I watched this

898
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,400
in my fucking class when I blew up.

899
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,400
Oh man, the brainwashing goes

900
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,400
home. And I'm like, and my parents are

901
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,400
like, hey, you know, they're all fucking

902
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,400
shocked from what's going on.

903
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,400
The brainwashing is going deep right now.

904
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,400
There was no internet, no cell phones.

905
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,400
I know. So it was easy for them to control

906
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,400
the narrative back then.

907
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,400
Okay, and?

908
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,400
So you believe everything they told you?

909
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,400
What are you talking about, you fucking

910
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,400
asshole? You think I believe

911
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,400
about what they say about the Gulf of Tonkin

912
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,400
or Vietnam or fucking all this bullshit?

913
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,400
No, because I would believe them

914
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,400
when they talk about their challenges.

915
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,400
History is written

916
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,400
by the winners, Larry.

917
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,400
It always is and it always will be.

918
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,400
That's why you gotta read between lines.

919
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,400
And if you don't fucking like the history, we've written, guess what we're going to do to you?

920
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,400
I like the history.

921
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,400
China does to you.

922
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,400
North Korea does to you.

923
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,400
We're going to put you in a camp.

924
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,400
Timothy McVeigh.

925
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,400
You don't know.

926
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,400
What do you mean?

927
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,400
Timothy McVeigh. These guys painted him out to be this fucking

928
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,400
Ted Kaczynski.

929
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,400
Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

930
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,400
You won't listen to me. You shut me out.

931
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,400
No, I didn't shut you out, but they will put you in a fucking camp.

932
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,400
They'll put you in a fucking cell.

933
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,400
Yeah. They'll blame shit on you.

934
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,400
It's tough to be an American sometimes.

935
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,400
It really is.

936
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,400
There's no solid definition

937
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,400
I think of being an American anymore.

938
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,400
But here's the thing, dude.

939
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,400
If you believe them when they tell you about the challenger,

940
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,400
when every other fucking thing they say is a lie,

941
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,400
why would you...

942
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,400
Now we're not lying.

943
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,400
We're not lying now. We were lying all the other time.

944
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,400
Okay, well, listen.

945
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,400
I don't know what to lie here.

946
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,400
What is the end game of blowing the challenger up?

947
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,400
To fucking brainwash everybody.

948
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,400
That doesn't make any sense.

949
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,400
To get some kind of fear.

950
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,400
It was very traumatic for me now that I think of it.

951
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,400
Yeah. To traumatize the kids your age.

952
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,400
Me and my brother didn't give a fuck.

953
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,400
We were... He was a senior in high school.

954
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,400
Yeah, he was kissing in the back seat.

955
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,400
And I was already out of school, you know.

956
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,400
Teachers, I didn't care.

957
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,400
I was just like, wow, man.

958
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,400
We were laughing, actually, unfortunately.

959
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,400
Allegedly.

960
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,400
I mean, you shouldn't be saying...

961
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Do you think before you speak sometimes

962
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,400
we were fucking allegedly in that note.

963
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,400
We were teenage kids.

964
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,400
You said like three...

965
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400
He was like, you know, we were fucking teenage kids.

966
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,400
So we were getting high,

967
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,400
and you should see the smile on Larry's face.

968
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,400
The smile on Larry's face.

969
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,400
I'm thinking that. We were watching...

970
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,400
Dude, we were sitting in no-shirt nicks room,

971
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,400
pulling bongs,

972
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,400
watching it on this little fucking black and white TV.

973
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,400
And we were like, wow, man.

974
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,400
Space shuttle, let's get high.

975
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,400
Ha, ha, ha.

976
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,400
And then bang.

977
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,400
And we were like, oh, holy fuck.

978
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,400
And we were like, whoa.

979
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,400
I mean, maybe we weren't laughing, but we were...

980
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,400
Oh, no. We weren't...

981
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,400
We weren't broken up about it, though, at all.

982
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,400
Yeah, I was. I was a child.

983
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,400
Right. That's what I'm saying.

984
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,400
And that's what it was.

985
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,400
It was a false flag to make everybody love their teachers

986
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,400
and believe everything you do.

987
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,400
How did I love my teacher?

988
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,400
I just watched people die in a fucking space shuttle.

989
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,400
Right. Because one of them was a teacher.

990
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,400
You know?

991
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,400
Remember, it was the first teacher.

992
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,400
Okay. So then everybody's all heartbroken

993
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,400
over this class that loves this teacher.

994
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,400
Teachers are treated worse

995
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,400
than any other fucking working people.

996
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,400
And the fucking teachers union probably said,

997
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,400
oh, oh, pretend there's a teacher on there, too.

998
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,400
We'll take the most loved teacher

999
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,400
in the fucking United States,

1000
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,400
put her in a fucking space suit,

1001
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,400
walk her down the plank,

1002
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,400
and we'll set the rocket off.

1003
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,400
Everyone's looking at the rocket.

1004
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,400
Just like when Keith Richards does a guitar solo

1005
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,400
when you're looking at him.

1006
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,400
How the fuck did you bring Keith Richards into a chance at...

1007
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,400
Well, not a langer story.

1008
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,400
Well, not a langer story.

1009
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,400
Just like when Keith or Ronnie

1010
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,400
is playing a guitar solo.

1011
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,400
And then you're looking at them

1012
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,400
and then the Mick Jagger's changing his clothes

1013
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,400
and you don't notice.

1014
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,400
Dude, listen, how do you turn into a Rolling Stones concert?

1015
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,400
Well, because listen, while you're watching

1016
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,400
the fucking challenger blow up, dummy...

1017
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,400
Stop hitting your microphone.

1018
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,400
While you're watching the challenger blow up,

1019
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,400
you're not watching the teacher and everybody else

1020
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,400
exit the fucking loading dock.

1021
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,400
They're like, don't worry.

1022
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,400
Are you a stage fucker?

1023
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,400
You really...

1024
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,400
RIP to the challenger.

1025
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,400
Because this fucking un-American son of a bitch

1026
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,400
will be dead fucking...

1027
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,400
Yeah, exactly. That's un-American right there.

1028
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,400
If the information I read

1029
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,400
is untrue and they're not alive...

1030
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,400
Listen, I'm gonna tell you right now...

1031
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,400
They don't have these government jobs, and yes,

1032
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,400
RIP the challenger...

1033
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,400
I'm gonna tell you right now, listen to me, I feel so bad...

1034
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,400
But I think it's bullshit.

1035
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,400
They lie to us so much.

1036
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,400
I feel so bad for the families

1037
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,400
of the people that died in 9-11.

1038
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,400
Even if our government fucking

1039
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,400
perpetrated all of this shit.

1040
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,400
We can't...

1041
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,400
It's egregious that we do that to our own citizens.

1042
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,400
It's fucking... It's true.

1043
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,400
It's horrible.

1044
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,400
I don't want anybody to die in our country.

1045
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,400
Do you really think Osama bin Laden was capable

1046
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,400
of doing that?

1047
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400
Who knows what's going on, man?

1048
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,400
Everybody has to have a patty,

1049
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,400
and I always like to say that.

1050
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,400
You know, if you're a fall guy,

1051
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,400
you need someone to take the brunt of the battle.

1052
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,400
And again, from past performance

1053
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,400
and every other time,

1054
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,400
all the way from the very beginning of time,

1055
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,400
we know that they've lied

1056
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,400
every single fucking time.

1057
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,400
So what they told us has got to be a lie

1058
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,400
about 9-11, so take it from there.

1059
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,400
That's an old one, though.

1060
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,400
Anyone could do that research and know that they did that.

1061
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,400
Isn't that crazy? You just said that's an old one.

1062
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,400
Yeah.

1063
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,400
A fucking attack on our American soil,

1064
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,400
and you're like, that's an old one.

1065
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,400
Man, I don't know, but that one's an obvious one, man.

1066
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,400
It's egregious what happened.

1067
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,400
It really is, man.

1068
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,400
People were jumping out of the buildings.

1069
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,400
And, man,

1070
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,400
I would never want to be putting that situation

1071
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,400
to live or die like that.

1072
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,400
Motherfucker, I'm on the 100th floor,

1073
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,400
and there's a fire at the 50th.

1074
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,400
That's fucking crazy.

1075
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,400
And then you're like, you got two options.

1076
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,400
You can't go down the stairs.

1077
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,400
Actually, I'm not sure.

1078
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,400
You can't go down the stairs.

1079
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,400
Actually, you got one option. What do you do?

1080
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,400
Yeah, fuck, man.

1081
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,400
It's got to be if that's a horrible death.

1082
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,400
Yeah.

1083
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,400
Fire? Or fucking jumping out of a window.

1084
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,400
Well...

1085
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,400
It's a tough call.

1086
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,400
Drowning is also...

1087
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,400
I mean, I would have to say...

1088
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,400
I'm going to drown you today in the pool.

1089
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,400
All right, you just...

1090
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,400
Please clip that and send it to the police.

1091
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:59,400
I mean, if you're going to admit it, then I'm going to send it.

1092
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,400
We're editing.

1093
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,400
I'll send it to the cops.

1094
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,400
Let's go swimming, Larry.

1095
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,400
Why would you say you're going to drown me in the pool?

1096
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,400
I'm kidding, brother.

1097
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,400
That's very aggressive, bro.

1098
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,400
There's that joint call.

1099
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,400
You had it, I thought.

1100
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,400
No, you got it, kiddo.

1101
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,400
I don't have it, man.

1102
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,400
Uh-oh.

1103
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,400
Is it here?

1104
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,400
Is it over there?

1105
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,400
No, it's not by me, Larry.

1106
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,400
Here's a...

1107
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,400
A road from days gone by.

1108
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,400
Maybe this is it, I don't know.

1109
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,400
I love how confident you are in your lies.

1110
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,400
You're just like,

1111
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,400
ah, this is a road from yesterday.

1112
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,400
I didn't know what to fluff your ass.

1113
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,400
I might be today.

1114
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,400
I don't know what it is.

1115
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,400
I know.

1116
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,400
It's weird, though.

1117
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,400
That's very funny, though.

1118
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,400
So, yeah, you know...

1119
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,400
Ah, shit.

1120
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,400
I fucked up for a second.

1121
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,400
Had a really, uh, uneventful...

1122
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,400
day today, man.

1123
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,400
There's nothing better than Sunday.

1124
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,400
Hung out with Norm and my dad yesterday

1125
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,400
in the pool.

1126
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,400
Really? Yeah, for a couple of few hours.

1127
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,400
It was fun. Holy shit.

1128
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,400
And those guys are old.

1129
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,400
Norm's 80...

1130
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,400
No, no, no, no.

1131
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,400
Norm is like 70...

1132
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,400
All right, come on, dude.

1133
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,400
Pull it out. 75, maybe.

1134
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,400
75, maybe.

1135
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,400
Okay, come on. And how about Olds Big Joe?

1136
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,400
83. Yeah, so Big Joe's in his...

1137
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,400
He's old.

1138
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,400
Dude, Big Joe is fucking...

1139
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,400
If you've never heard the episode before,

1140
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,400
we had Big Joe on, we're gonna have him on again.

1141
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,400
Me and Norm were talking about

1142
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,400
Olds 70's pioneer fucking

1143
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,400
stereos and shit.

1144
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,400
Which is very funny.

1145
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,400
Yeah, he was into that, you know,

1146
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,400
when he was younger.

1147
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,400
And he still has his gear,

1148
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,400
fucking nice turntables and whatnot.

1149
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,400
Dude, so there's this show.

1150
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,400
I'm gonna watch it.

1151
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,400
I don't know how the fuck we're gonna watch it.

1152
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,400
It's called Our Guy in Columbia.

1153
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,400
Who's that now?

1154
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,400
Uh-huh. Who's the guy in Columbia?

1155
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,400
Who's Our Guy?

1156
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,400
What is it? It's called Our Guy in Columbia.

1157
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,400
It's a TV show.

1158
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,400
And this guy goes to Columbia

1159
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,400
and goes to do different things in Columbia.

1160
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,400
First of all, he gets kidnapped.

1161
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,400
Oh.

1162
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,400
But like, sillyly kidnapped, you know what I mean?

1163
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,400
But still at the same time,

1164
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,400
like they're slapping him around, this and that.

1165
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,400
Then... It's a comedy.

1166
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,400
What's that? It's a comedy.

1167
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,400
No, not to some extent.

1168
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,400
And then he goes into the forest, the jungle,

1169
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,400
while the police are watching him

1170
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,400
and he makes a brick of cocaine.

1171
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,400
Nice. One kilo

1172
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,400
from start to finish.

1173
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,400
And the cops are like standing around

1174
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,400
and they're like, have a lab.

1175
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,400
And the guy's just

1176
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,400
mash at it.

1177
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,400
And the cops are like, make sure he doesn't take any.

1178
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,400
And they show the whole production process.

1179
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,400
And then there's another one.

1180
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,400
Ah, fuck man.

1181
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,400
And this is real?

1182
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,400
Yeah, it's real.

1183
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,400
This is fucking reality or just some...

1184
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,400
No, yeah, it's real. It's real.

1185
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,400
I mean, it's British reality TV.

1186
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,400
Like this guy does what he wants.

1187
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,400
But you have to watch it.

1188
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,400
Watch it, sorry. You have to go to the VPN to watch it.

1189
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,400
And what?

1190
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,400
A VPN.

1191
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,400
It's like a thing that blocks your address of your computer

1192
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,400
so then you can watch other things in other countries.

1193
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,400
Ah...

1194
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,400
So...

1195
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400
You buy VPN and it

1196
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,400
pings around all the fucking...

1197
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,400
da da da da da da...

1198
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,400
So why can't you...

1199
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,400
Why can't you watch things from other countries?

1200
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,400
They just borrow us from that shit?

1201
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,400
It's just like Netflix has...

1202
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,400
Netflix has European Netflix.

1203
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,400
You know what I mean? Like it's all different because...

1204
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,400
Different set of brainwashing.

1205
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,400
Different brainwashing tools.

1206
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,400
How?

1207
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,400
Netflix? Are you fucking kidding me, man?

1208
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,400
What's that? I love movies, man.

1209
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,400
Ah, man. It's all bullshit, dude.

1210
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,400
How is it bullshit?

1211
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,400
Movies are brainwashing?

1212
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,400
Yes, my friend.

1213
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,400
Man, I love movies, man.

1214
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,400
Cool and Luke is one of my favorite movies, bro.

1215
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,400
You know what? They're not showing cool and Luke on Netflix.

1216
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,400
Yes, they are.

1217
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400
They are? Yeah, and on Amazon.

1218
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,400
Hmm.

1219
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,400
Yeah, exactly. You don't know what you're talking about.

1220
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,400
You fucking shit.

1221
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,400
Well, here's the thing, though. There's all the other shit that's brainwashing, man.

1222
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,400
Oh, now you're coming up with other ideas.

1223
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,400
You know the little Obama and fucking Big Mike

1224
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,400
if program...

1225
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,400
You know what? I had a Big Mike countdown.

1226
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,400
You didn't say it once last week

1227
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,400
and we talked about Obama.

1228
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,400
And now you finally did.

1229
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,400
So it's been two episodes since you talked about Big Mike.

1230
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,400
You know, and so...

1231
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,400
Kudos to you, literally.

1232
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,400
Who needs their influence, those fucking weirdos.

1233
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,400
And then...

1234
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400
He's a president. They're always going to have...

1235
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,400
No, man. Okay.

1236
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,400
You know what? I wouldn't buy into that shit.

1237
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,400
What is the greatest club to be in, in the world?

1238
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,400
United States President's Club.

1239
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,400
I don't know.

1240
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,400
Because they're still all given...

1241
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,400
I think it's cooler to be in the touring

1242
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,400
fucking rock and roll band club.

1243
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,400
It's more fun.

1244
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,400
And less people care about what you're doing.

1245
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,400
You are so fucking gay, Larry.

1246
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,400
I don't know what you're talking about.

1247
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,400
Fuck, the president used to be cool, like I said.

1248
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,400
But like we said last week, but...

1249
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,400
It's ruined, the fucking...

1250
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,400
The presidents were never really cool.

1251
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,400
JFK had swagger.

1252
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,400
Clinton had a little bit of swagger.

1253
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,400
Yeah. Obama...

1254
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,400
I mean, like Larry says, he's banging a dude.

1255
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,400
I mean...

1256
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,400
And, uh, what, you know, allegedly...

1257
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,400
Yeah, thank you, Larry, allegedly.

1258
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,400
Oh, he's even used to it.

1259
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,400
Oh, man.

1260
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,400
You know, you don't need anybody

1261
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,400
coming to answer us.

1262
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,400
Yes, we do. We want the followers.

1263
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,400
And I want you to argue with somebody.

1264
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,400
Oh, man.

1265
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,400
I just want you to get into a huge argument.

1266
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,400
I don't want to argue with anybody out there.

1267
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Some random stranger for nothing.

1268
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,400
Are you kidding me? I love everybody.

1269
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,400
I don't want to argue with...

1270
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,400
Man, you don't love everybody.

1271
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,400
Remember, you're throwing your bushes

1272
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,400
in the neighbor's yard?

1273
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,400
That has nothing to do...

1274
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,400
That has nothing to do with love for my neighbor, man.

1275
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,400
That was just...

1276
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,400
I'm not going to take...

1277
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,400
Smile on your face right now.

1278
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,400
I'm not going to take your fucking bushes, man.

1279
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,400
You can't even say it with a straight face.

1280
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,400
Dude, that is...

1281
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,400
Love thy neighbor.

1282
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,400
That has nothing to do with love thy neighbor.

1283
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,400
Yeah, you did. You yelled at him.

1284
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,400
I didn't yell at him.

1285
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,400
You're lying.

1286
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,400
I didn't yell.

1287
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,400
I said, no, it's your fucking bushes.

1288
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,400
Yeah, you said that with a normal voice.

1289
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,400
I said, I said it just like this.

1290
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,400
Well, dude,

1291
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,400
doing your fucking yard now.

1292
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,400
That's aggressive.

1293
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,400
It's very aggressive. You've got children.

1294
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,400
You know what? My niece...

1295
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,400
You've got children, dude.

1296
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,400
You've got some of my niece with Tommy.

1297
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,400
Yeah, you're very aggressive, Larry.

1298
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,400
You're very woke.

1299
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,400
I am? Yeah.

1300
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,400
I'm thinking that that's aggressive.

1301
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,400
That's what we should do now, so now Needle's is woke all of us.

1302
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,400
You think I'm aggressive?

1303
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,400
Come on, man. I'm as laid back as fuck.

1304
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,400
As we're throwing branches in your neighbor's yard.

1305
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,400
That's really laid back as fuck, Larry.

1306
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,400
That's opposite of laid back as fuck.

1307
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,400
This guy is fucking probably

1308
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,400
20 years younger.

1309
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,400
We already talked about this.

1310
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,400
I mean, I just want to be easier than I can.

1311
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,400
Fuck him. Huh?

1312
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,400
He could carry him to the curb

1313
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,400
easier than I'm able to.

1314
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,400
So fuck him.

1315
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,400
That's the way I look at it.

1316
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,400
I'm old. You're an outlaw.

1317
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,400
You're an old outlaw, Larry.

1318
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,400
That's what you...

1319
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,400
Just walking around

1320
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,400
with your six-gun, just cocked and ready.

1321
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,400
Who wants me to put in their mouth?

1322
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,400
Who wants me to put in their mouth?

1323
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,400
Who wants me to put in their mouth?

1324
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,400
That's all right, though.

1325
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,400
You'll get used to it.

1326
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,400
I mean, you got to stop peeing in the backyard

1327
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,400
first of all during the day.

1328
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,400
That's not cool, man.

1329
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,400
We didn't even know shit.

1330
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,400
Mary's in the fucking bathroom. What am I going to do?

1331
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,400
Well, stop peeing in the front yard

1332
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,400
of the backyard during the day where

1333
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,400
all the neighbors can see.

1334
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,400
I'm not doing it in plain view of all the neighbors.

1335
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,400
What are you doing?

1336
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,400
Yeah, exactly.

1337
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,400
Off in the corner.

1338
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,400
There's only three neighbors can see.

1339
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,400
Not all of them.

1340
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,400
Especially the one with the two children.

1341
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,400
That are not even...

1342
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,400
They can't see me.

1343
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,400
Six years old, either.

1344
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,400
Mommy, why is that man pissing

1345
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
in between the fence and the yard?

1346
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,400
I didn't do it by their house, man.

1347
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400
Because they will call the cops on me, probably.

1348
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,400
You think?

1349
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,400
I would hope they would.

1350
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,400
Why? Because I need to take a piss.

1351
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,400
You want them to call the cops on me? I'd be in my own yard.

1352
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,400
Fuck, man.

1353
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,400
You can't pull your wiener out

1354
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,400
and if there's children looking, that's not good.

1355
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,400
I don't do it there.

1356
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,400
Democrat all of a sudden?

1357
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,400
Yeah, you just flip-flop Larry over here.

1358
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,400
Fuck.

1359
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,400
You're the one who said it.

1360
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,400
I mostly wait until it's dark out.

1361
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,400
It's the only weirdos...

1362
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,400
Mostly weirdos like you at Night Vision Goggles

1363
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,400
could see me.

1364
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,400
Why would I wear Night Vision Goggles to watch you piss?

1365
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,400
You're the one they had in there one time.

1366
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,400
I did, but why would I wear it to watch you piss?

1367
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,400
I was just looking at some ladies window.

1368
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,400
Weirdos like you.

1369
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,400
They had Night Vision Goggles.

1370
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,400
Let them watch you piss, Larry.

1371
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,400
That's the only one that's going to maybe see me

1372
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,400
accidentally then.

1373
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,400
What can I tell you? He's looking around for women.

1374
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,400
Looking in someone's window.

1375
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,400
That's the only guy that's going to see me.

1376
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,400
I'm not worried about it.

1377
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,400
When you wear Night Vision, if the light turns on,

1378
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,400
you get blinded.

1379
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,400
The old school ones that I had.

1380
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,400
They were the green ones.

1381
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,400
When you're talking to people in a peeping time.

1382
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,400
You're going to be blinded and then fucking...

1383
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,400
Peeping needles.

1384
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,400
If you had that couple of seconds

1385
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,400
where you're disorientated

1386
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,400
and they can catch you,

1387
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,400
the husband can come out and beat the shit out of you.

1388
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,400
I'm still whacking off though.

1389
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,400
I'm still just beating my meat, Larry.

1390
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,400
This guy wants to fight.

1391
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,400
That's fine.

1392
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,400
Hopefully he doesn't say anything

1393
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,400
before he attacks me like a ninja.

1394
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,400
If he says something I know what to do...

1395
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,400
He's fucking...

1396
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,400
He got caught.

1397
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,400
Anyways, one time...

1398
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,400
So, Mary's dad was a judge.

1399
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,400
We're out to dinner one time.

1400
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,400
It was a long time ago.

1401
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,400
He's been dead a long time ago.

1402
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,400
RIP...

1403
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,400
Judge.

1404
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,400
Anyways...

1405
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,400
He's telling Mary, yeah, there was a peeping time,

1406
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,400
but he got away before the cops got there.

1407
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,400
But they got his DNA.

1408
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,400
Mary's like,

1409
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,400
how did they get his DNA?

1410
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,400
And he's like, they got his DNA, Mary.

1411
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,400
He whacked off on the side of the house.

1412
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,400
I was like, how did they get his DNA if he got away?

1413
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,400
And then she's like finally...

1414
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,400
Finally after like the third time,

1415
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,400
he said, they got his DNA.

1416
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,400
And I'm like, Mary...

1417
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,400
Dude left the load?

1418
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,400
Imagine there's like a fucking...

1419
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,400
Guys looking through...

1420
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,400
The guy threw his fucking DNA.

1421
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,400
If you're a felon in Coconi,

1422
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,400
you have to fucking register.

1423
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,400
Jack it!

1424
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,400
Jack off his ass.

1425
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,400
Jesus, Mary, where did you get arrested at?

1426
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,400
I never heard that.

1427
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,400
In front of all the officers.

1428
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,400
Isn't that what they make you do?

1429
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,400
No, they don't make you jack in front of all the officers.

1430
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,400
Make you do it.

1431
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,400
So they push your finger in your butt.

1432
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,400
Ah...

1433
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,400
It's horrible.

1434
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,400
What's horrible?

1435
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,400
You pick up your dick, right?

1436
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,400
Yes.

1437
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,400
To check for STEs.

1438
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,400
They got checks from that shit.

1439
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,400
Who did what?

1440
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,400
Coconi.

1441
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,400
They deemed that it was fucking...

1442
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,400
I don't know if it was inhumane or whatever the fuck it was.

1443
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,400
I didn't get it like you, like an animal

1444
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,400
in Coconi fucking jail.

1445
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,400
I was at the doctor when it happened to me.

1446
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,400
But it was still fucking horribly brutal.

1447
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,400
Okay.

1448
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,400
You know, they're probably a lot nicer at the doctor.

1449
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,400
Oh yeah. I mean, there was just 30 guys

1450
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,400
lined up and they didn't care.

1451
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,400
I'm surprised they even...

1452
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,400
They probably shared all of them.

1453
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,400
Oh man.

1454
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,400
If you didn't have STDs before...

1455
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,400
Now, the whole row, the first guy

1456
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,400
gives everybody what he needs.

1457
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,400
It's a waterfall of STDs.

1458
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,400
Oh man.

1459
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,400
I've seen some...

1460
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,400
You ever see Locked Up Abroad?

1461
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,400
Yes, I have.

1462
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,400
This chick was locked up in some

1463
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,400
fucking Chinese prison or

1464
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,400
Taiwan or some fucking crazy ass

1465
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,400
fucking place.

1466
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,400
Third world country that's communist?

1467
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,400
Yeah. In the broad that was

1468
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,400
fucking sticking his hand up everybody's

1469
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,400
twat like the guy in college.

1470
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,400
Was it a guy or a girl?

1471
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,400
It was a chick and she wasn't very

1472
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,400
fucking friendly or nice about it.

1473
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,400
No coot to her?

1474
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,400
Like the guy that sticks the thing up your dick at

1475
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,400
Coconi and fucking...

1476
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,400
And she was not...

1477
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,400
And she was not changing her fucking rubber

1478
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,400
gloves so she stuck her fucking

1479
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,400
hand up at each broad twat.

1480
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,400
She was in Kung Fu fighting

1481
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,400
twats? And they all got feeding.

1482
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,400
And they all got sick, dude.

1483
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,400
No, they all got sick.

1484
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,400
Imagine that.

1485
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,400
I mean, what are you going to do?

1486
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,400
You're mixing fucking...

1487
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,400
to women or... I'm so happy I'm not a woman.

1488
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,400
Let me tell you.

1489
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,400
Think about it. You bleed every month.

1490
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,400
Listen, multiple uncles,

1491
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,400
friends, my dad

1492
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,400
they say if you had fucking something

1493
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,400
bleeds for more than five days and doesn't die

1494
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,400
it's got a problem.

1495
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,400
You should be trusting.

1496
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,400
See, that made you smile.

1497
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,400
It was just one thing you heard as a boy.

1498
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,400
And now you look and I see all these women

1499
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,400
and it's like Jesus Christ, you got to get your nails done.

1500
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,400
Fuck him.

1501
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,400
Can't go swimming, your tamp is hanging out.

1502
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,400
That's the same thing.

1503
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,400
They want to get their hair and nails done.

1504
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,400
That's the thing.

1505
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,400
Women, man.

1506
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,400
They want to look good. They got to have to find a mate.

1507
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,400
They want to keep a guy interested in them.

1508
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,400
Nowadays it's very easy to stray.

1509
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,400
You can go on apps and shit.

1510
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,400
Find a fucking broad and like literally...

1511
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,400
You don't even have to try.

1512
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,400
Well, yes you do. You have to make a profile.

1513
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,400
Then you got to swipe.

1514
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,400
That's all you have to do is swipe.

1515
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,400
And then pretending to know how to talk.

1516
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,400
Because people don't want to talk nowadays.

1517
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,400
Well, they don't.

1518
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,400
They want to talk on the computer.

1519
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,400
Well, it's just funny.

1520
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,400
People don't want to talk but then they make

1521
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,400
half a billion podcasts a year.

1522
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,400
People do know how to talk.

1523
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,400
It's just like some of them are more retarded than others.

1524
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,400
Right.

1525
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,400
I'm going to talk about Pokemon for two hours

1526
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,400
and you're going to...

1527
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,400
You know?

1528
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,400
You know what I mean?

1529
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,400
Dummies will always be dummies.

1530
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,400
Nowadays you can find other dummies.

1531
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,400
Before you couldn't.

1532
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,400
Now I can find...

1533
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,400
If I'm a goth dude, I can find a goth chick in California.

1534
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,400
You know?

1535
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,400
If I like to get shit on, I can find another chick

1536
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,400
that likes to shit on me in Minnesota.

1537
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,400
They're there.

1538
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,400
There's no shortage of crows for you.

1539
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,400
I don't think you have to go to Minnesota or California though.

1540
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,400
You can just probably do that shit locally.

1541
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,400
Everybody likes to hunt.

1542
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,400
I want to go out of state.

1543
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,400
Drop your car off at the nearest forest preserve

1544
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,400
and I'll hunt you.

1545
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,400
You can poop on me.

1546
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,400
It's all silly.

1547
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,400
People like have...

1548
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,400
They like what they like.

1549
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,400
It's weird. You can't tell people what to like anymore.

1550
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,400
You'll always be a fucking perverted weirdo

1551
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,400
and like weird shit.

1552
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,400
So will you, but you just keep them on to raps

1553
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,400
because you're married and you don't have the most freedom.

1554
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,400
I got as much freedom as the next guy.

1555
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,400
No, you don't.

1556
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,400
Yeah, I do.

1557
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,400
I'll tell you, I could do pretty much whatever I want.

1558
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,400
I could even say this on the podcast.

1559
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,400
You probably shouldn't, but you will.

1560
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,400
We're so close to the end.

1561
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,400
She won't hear it.

1562
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,400
Shout out Mary for not listening.

1563
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,400
She knows who I am

1564
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,400
and what I am

1565
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,400
and fucking...

1566
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,400
and you know...

1567
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,400
No, I don't know.

1568
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,400
Tell me. I'm speculating.

1569
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,400
I'm just in your heart, man.

1570
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,400
And I would never be shitty to her

1571
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,400
so she knows that.

1572
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,400
That's good.

1573
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,400
And I know that she also wouldn't either.

1574
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,400
She wouldn't be shitty to you?

1575
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,400
Yeah.

1576
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,400
I mean, yeah, because you guys are like fucking...

1577
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,400
What shall I say?

1578
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,400
We deserve each other.

1579
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,400
Oil and water, no.

1580
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,400
Red Bull and vodka.

1581
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,400
Exactly.

1582
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,400
They go together, but they'll keep you up at night.

1583
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,400
You know when to stop. They're all jacked up.

1584
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,400
Which is very, very silly.

1585
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,400
Man, we're like motherfucking peanut butter and jelly.

1586
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,400
Something like that.

1587
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,400
Oil and cream.

1588
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,400
You know.

1589
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,400
Dog food and water.

1590
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,400
I just tried to come up with the craziest thing I could.

1591
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,400
I didn't see if he'd laugh.

1592
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,400
Alright, you want to do your shout-outs, Kato?

1593
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,400
Oh, yeah.

1594
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,400
Shout-outs to Weed for making Larry

1595
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,400
almost incapable of doing the podcast.

1596
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,400
I mean, fucking A, Larry.

1597
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,400
Shout-out to Chrissy.

1598
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,400
Shout-out to Chrissy.

1599
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,400
Hope you feel better than R.I.P.

1600
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,400
No, she's not dead.

1601
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,400
Oh, that's what it's dead?

1602
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,400
She stopped listening, but I hope she started back up again.

1603
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,400
Because we really appreciate you.

1604
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,400
R.I.P.

1605
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,400
I'm sorry.

1606
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,400
Because we really appreciate you.

1607
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,400
And we need you.

1608
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,400
And I know Needles is an asshole

1609
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,400
and it's hard to listen to him.

1610
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,400
Hey, alright, let's move on shit back.

1611
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,400
We went. Thanks for listening.

1612
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,400
Shout-out to Winn.

1613
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,400
How about the dude in Belgium?

1614
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,400
He's better than the guy in Belgium, bro.

1615
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,400
He's better than the listener since the beginning, bro.

1616
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,400
I know Larry wanted to try to deport you

1617
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,400
and report you to the Interpol and shit.

1618
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,400
I didn't say that.

1619
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,400
I'm going to turn this guy in for cocaine trafficking.

1620
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,400
We didn't even know him just because he didn't listen to one out

1621
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,400
or he didn't download one episode.

1622
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,400
That's alright. Shout-out to our brother in Belgium.

1623
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,400
Yeah, if you're going to traffic to...

1624
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,400
Stay away from the windows.

1625
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,400
Trafficking some shit this way, fucking...

1626
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,400
Who's Larry's address?

1627
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,400
Just get me out.

1628
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,400
Email me. I'll DM you my address

1629
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,400
for the fucking packaging.

1630
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,400
And his feet pic.

1631
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,400
Picture my feet for proof of it to me.

1632
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,400
It's your verification process.

1633
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,400
It's got a picture of my left ear and my foot.

1634
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,400
Just you playing guitar with your foot.

1635
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,400
Shout-out to Tiffany. Chris.

1636
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,400
Woodcock. Matthew.

1637
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,400
Chris, hope you're doing better, bro.

1638
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,400
Yeah, Russ.

1639
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,400
Shout-out Russ.

1640
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:05,400
And of course, also always is always the only fans girls out there.

1641
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,400
I can't believe you have that on a piece of paper.

1642
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,400
Someone's going to find that in a hundred years and be like,

1643
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,400
what is this list?

1644
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,400
What does it only fans?

1645
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,400
All the people he wants to kill?

1646
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,400
What does only fans mean?

1647
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,400
What was this, grandma?

1648
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,400
I mean, I don't think...

1649
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:25,400
Would you do only fans to be a dude on there?

1650
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,400
No, man. You know, I...

1651
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,400
It's degrading. That's fucking weird shit.

1652
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,400
Would you show your butthole on camera?

1653
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,400
I mean, here's the thing.

1654
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,400
I fucking...

1655
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,400
I wouldn't want to.

1656
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,400
Yes or no?

1657
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,400
No, I don't think so.

1658
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,400
I haven't fucked in front of people before.

1659
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,400
I don't know how we got to this point,

1660
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,400
but I just said if you'd show your butthole on camera.

1661
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,400
You know, you're somewhere, people walk in and shit.

1662
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:57,400
Gang bang you were involved.

1663
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,400
I mean, Jesus, Larry.

1664
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:03,400
Really spilled the beans on this story.

1665
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,400
I was having sex in front of people.

1666
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:09,400
I think that was your exact words.

1667
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,400
It happens, but...

1668
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,400
Yeah, it happens to a lot of people.

1669
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,400
When you're younger and you're places and, you know,

1670
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,400
you're more on the go and...

1671
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,400
I don't know what...

1672
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,400
You have sex with people in a room.

1673
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,400
Because, you know, you're drinking and doing drugs

1674
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,400
with a lot of people and it turned into an orgy.

1675
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,400
Well, it's bad too, but...

1676
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,400
I mean, sometimes you're...

1677
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,400
at some, like, you know, your backstage

1678
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,400
and say, like, hey makers,

1679
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,400
shout out to hey makers, they're long,

1680
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,400
wait a second, did they pay for an ad?

1681
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,400
No, man.

1682
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,400
They're the way you fucking promote it.

1683
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,400
Disregard whatever you just heard.

1684
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,400
Disregard, disregard.

1685
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,400
And they used to play...

1686
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,400
they used to let people under 21

1687
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,400
and after they raised

1688
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,400
the age to 21

1689
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,400
for drinking.

1690
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,400
And we had fake ID saying

1691
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,400
we were 18, so we could go there

1692
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,400
and do gigs and shit.

1693
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,400
And so, you know, sometimes some older slut

1694
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,400
would fucking give you a blow job

1695
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,400
or fuck you back there.

1696
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,400
And if the boy's in the band

1697
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,400
walking or whatever, you're not going to stop.

1698
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,400
Yeah, you're just going to let everybody see your dick, Larry,

1699
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,400
because that's what you're into.

1700
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,400
Yeah, because that's what I'm into.

1701
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,400
Let all the boys in your band

1702
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,400
change. Those are... that was back when I was a heathen, man.

1703
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,400
I don't do shit like that now.

1704
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:27,400
And plus, you know, I am married

1705
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,400
and like I said, I could do whatever I want,

1706
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,400
but I choose not to be first.

1707
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,400
You've admitted so much stuff on this podcast

1708
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,400
that nobody believes you.

1709
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,400
I mean, seriously.

1710
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,400
You've told us about your European trips,

1711
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,400
your trips to Boys Town,

1712
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,400
your trips back to Boys Town.

1713
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,400
Taking the bus.

1714
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,400
I don't know what that means. It's a euphemism for something.

1715
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,400
But that's alright, though.

1716
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,400
You know what taking the bus means.

1717
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,400
Exactly.

1718
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,400
And on that note...

1719
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,400
Hey, thanks for listening, everybody.

1720
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,400
I really appreciate it.

1721
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,400
I love you, Larry.

1722
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,400
I love you two needles.

1723
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,400
We love you guys out there listening because...

1724
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,400
Thank you for listening.

1725
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,400
We just do this for fun because we're stupid.

1726
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,400
No, I'm not.

1727
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,400
I didn't mean to say that.

1728
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,400
We have stupid comedy.

1729
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,400
How's that?

1730
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,400
You do, yeah.

1731
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,400
Oh, because you're so refined.

1732
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,400
Like this guy's like a great poopon

1733
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,400
and then someone pooped in it.

1734
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,400
Exactly.

1735
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:37,400
Well, anytime you can get in a good poop joke,

1736
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,400
I guess it's worth it.

1737
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,400
Good night, everybody.

1738
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,400
Have a great evening.

1739
00:59:43,400 --> 01:00:09,400
We're gonna have needles.