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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show.

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Larry and Needle.

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And the Needle.

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Larry and Needle.

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And the Needle.

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All right, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, the Larry and Needle show.

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Where'd the Crack Baby Mobile go?

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I'm Larry.

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And I'm Needles.

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Ah, we were practicing the other day and Bobby took it in the other room.

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Okay, well that's shenanigans, but think I don't know.

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You got it lighter?

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Yeah, I got my own kit.

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Okay.

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How you doing, Larry?

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Pretty good, man.

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Pretty good.

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Crazy week this week, hasn't it?

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Yeah, I got the pool going.

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Thank you, Jesus.

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I mean, it was going, but the water got really cloudy, all that fucking rain and shit.

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It brought it to Leslie's pool and Angelina helped me out.

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Welcome to Pool Talk with Larry and Needle.

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Yeah, and she told me I needed eight bags of salt.

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Because I got a salt water deal and...

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You got eight bags of salt in your fish tank.

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And now that motherfucker is clear as a bow.

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Crystal clear, baby.

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So I'm excited about that.

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My wife is actually more excited, but...

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Yeah, well that's good.

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Man, did you see that within this last week, they found three possible potential serial killers.

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Yeah, the Gilgo guy.

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Yeah, Rex Huerman or something like that.

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Rex Huerman.

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Huerman or Eurman or something like that.

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Eurman.

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They said he might have murdered the women in his house.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And there's a treasure trove of...

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Evidence?

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Well, I mean, if you're going to be murder...

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He had like a secret room, didn't he?

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And I think they...

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I don't know.

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He did have a secret room, yes.

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He did?

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Yes, he had a secret room.

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I didn't know he was there or not.

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I was baiting you.

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Oh, no, I didn't know that.

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Excuse me, he had a secret room and...

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These serial killers are weird how they like to keep trophies and stuff.

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Like this guy was a true psychopath.

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Like, he'd been in contact with the victims' families.

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It's so fucked.

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They were saying that he was keeping...

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He still had the same truck that he had when he did the murders.

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He had some balls.

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Like, this guy never...

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Didn't think he was going to get caught.

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Like, he's completely astonished that he got caught.

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He got caught.

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Isn't that nothing?

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Well, you know, he had the whole facade.

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He had the fucking good job, the place in New York City.

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He's a business owner.

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He's a business owner.

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Architecture fucking firm.

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And he was an architect.

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That takes a little bit of brains.

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You know, you can't be an idiot.

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Multiple properties?

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Multiple properties.

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And, you know, they're interviewing him on YouTube things and fucking different, you

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know, podcasts and whatnot about how he's so successful and shit.

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So, you did think he was...

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Unpunchable.

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He did think he was the shit, yes.

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He was very narcissistic.

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Had an air of confidence around him, shall I say.

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And it's just weird that...

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How many serial killers have been caught within the last five years?

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I mean, we're talking Big Pro, the Golden State Killer.

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Was that in the last five years?

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That guy, he was an old man.

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I think BTK might have been a little wild.

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But there was another one that was caught.

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But now three in a week.

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There was a guy in Portland that had been killed three or four women.

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We still got the Chicago pusher.

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Well, we'll get to that in a minute.

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Because they just found a new victim.

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And I'm going to that place where they keep finding these victims.

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The soul shit.

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I'm going to see Wayne.

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Well, did you see the guy that the pusher did was fucking...

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It was like, fuck dude.

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You think they would put a fucking camera around there or something?

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At this point, put him everywhere.

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Like, come on, man.

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Let's get this fucking cameras everywhere else in the city.

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Except where the pusher...

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The pusher must fucking work.

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You know, they should check out a camera.

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Maybe the city worker.

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The guy that looks at the city that knows where all the fucking cameras are and aren't.

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Maybe it's a...

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Because only, you know, who got to know where the cameras are not.

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Maybe it's a shapeshifter.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, fucking...

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Could be, man.

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This is some evil shit going down.

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There's always evil shit going on right now.

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Especially now, I think evil's prevailing good right now.

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I don't think there's any...

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Good's gonna prevail.

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I think it's...

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I think good is...

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I think being good is an injustice.

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Oh yeah, right now it's against the law.

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But you know, getting back to the narcissistic thing about this other guy, all of serial killers are...

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The Gilberts guy?

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Starting to rock the...

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But you couldn't get more narcissistic than being a serial killer because you don't give a fuck about anything

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except right now you're gonna get off killing somebody.

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Life means nothing to you.

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Your life means everything.

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Everybody else's life is shit.

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No, that's not true.

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No, it's not true.

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Because he treated his wife and his kids with the utmost respect.

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But here he is at the same time, multiple burner phones.

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And you know burner phones are traceable?

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But now the technology that the FBI has and all that, they can actually... Burner phones aren't even burner phones anymore.

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The only way they were saying to do that, to get past that, is to use a satellite phone and then every time you use it, you gotta change the card out.

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Because they can't... And aren't they mean because the technology for... With cell phones is so much more prevalent thing.

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Here's the thing, man. I think satellites are bullshit.

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I don't even think there was such thing as a satellite and I'll tell you why.

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Because the earth is flat?

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Well, that's one reason. But here's another reason.

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When you're listening... Okay.

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When you're using your cell phone and you get to a mountainous area, say like up high in the mountains in Colorado or up in the Appalachian Mountains, out east and shit.

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Can't get that root.

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You're listening to your satellite radio.

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Oh, sorry. Bumped into the mic.

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Now you get up in the mountains and your satellite radio also doesn't come in. It stops fucking coming in because they're just doing that shit off of cell towers.

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They got everybody on the fucking bullshit.

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So what supposedly does a satellite do?

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Supposedly it's...

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Circles the earth.

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Or some supposedly are stationary.

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But usually with something like Sirius or something like that, they circle the earth.

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And basically, I don't think you can just stay stagnant in one point out above, you know what I mean?

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Because supposedly there are some that do.

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Okay, but I mean...

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But I don't know. Again, I think they're all on balloons.

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Huh?

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Fucking yeah. NASA is like one of the biggest purchasers of...

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Space balloons?

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Helium and balloons.

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And it's like, well, what the fuck do you need all this helium for? And they make up some bullshit like, oh, we use it to cool down our machines and whatnot.

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That's a lie because there's a lot of other fucking chemicals like CO2 that would cool it down a lot.

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Fucking more. A lot quicker.

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And so they're just sending shit up on balloons.

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Dude, once it gets past the stratosphere and once it gets past...

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I mean, this thing's fucking...

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It's not gonna make it that far because it's gonna freeze once it gets to space, right?

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But there is no space, man.

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Oh.

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Grateful dead Larry.

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Space is another fucking lie.

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You see what I did there? I'm starting to... You'll see.

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Space is another fucking lie.

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You're kidding, right?

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There's no such thing as space. No, because there's a fucking firmament going over the Earth.

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Everything is contained within it.

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Like a biodome?

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Just like that. Like we're in a fucking terrarium.

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The whole world is in a terrarium.

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Oh, yeah.

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Son, it's a lot smaller.

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Son, it's a lot smaller.

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How do you know small...

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Oh, the studies.

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Yeah, you did it yourself, right?

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I've been studying, man.

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You've been studying what, dude?

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I've been studying books and internet things.

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I didn't even know you could read, Larry.

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Come on. You know I'm a reader.

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Yeah.

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Fuck.

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You're definitely a reader, too.

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So, yeah. And like the sun is a hell of a lot smaller than they tell us.

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And it's a hell of a lot closer.

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And it's just like we've never been to the moon because...

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Man, you know, you're all over the...

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You're just making these wild accusations and accusations right now.

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No, man.

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Yeah, you're smiling over there.

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I'm happy.

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Oh, you're happy, my ass.

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Yeah, I love doing these podcasts.

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You know, I know you throw something else stupid at the wall.

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See if this one sticks.

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So, we started out with the Earth beam.

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First of all, we start out with satellites.

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Yeah, because those are a lie.

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Okay, which I don't think satellites are a lie.

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I do.

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But a lot of people are going to disagree with me and I'm not going to argue with them.

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You could think they're real.

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That's bullshit because you would love to argue with them about this.

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That would make your day.

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Because we all know Larry's a sugar baby.

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So, if you really want to argue with Larry, hit us up on Twitter at the LarryTV.

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Larry's a sugar baby, so he's got a lot of time to study...

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No, I had to argue with him.

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...between doing chores for my woman.

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Fictitious lies.

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That is you right now.

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You've been a bad sugar baby.

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Fucking stupid as shit.

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How about the dude in Italy?

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What?

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I don't know if we talked about this yet.

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So, some dude...

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Okay, so there was a 17-year-old girl, an Italian girl,

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and there was like a groundskeeper, a landscaper,

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and he groped her.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And the judge deemed that it was less than 10 seconds, so he let him off.

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Right.

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Fucking gindaloons.

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It wasn't long enough.

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No, the gindaloons just get away with everything.

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Yeah, well, you know...

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Hey, you're pretty lady, come over here and we'll grab your bottom.

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We were in Europe on tour, and this girl from Italy...

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Wait, let's not burn over this yet, though.

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No, I mean, I'm gonna add to this.

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Oh, okay.

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This girl was telling me that she was up for some kind of fucking rape thing,

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a trial, she'd queued someone to rape her.

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Like an award or something?

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No, no, like she was going to court.

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Oh, and the judge told her, let's see what you were wearing and shit,

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and she looked real hot, and he's like,

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well, I don't blame the guy and fucking let the guy go.

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Does she have to wear the outfit back?

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The outfit she got raped in?

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Let's see, and he's like, well, your ass looks fucking unbelievable,

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and I don't blame the guy, and he's fucking literally let the guy fucking go.

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Imagine that, you're accusing someone of rape,

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and they make you wear the rape dress to the fucking...

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Like, listen lady, we don't believe you.

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Why don't you just, why don't we stir up all that trauma again

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by making you wear the rape dress?

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And then they said to her, are you crazy walking around looking this good?

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Of course you're going to get raped.

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Well, what the fucking Italians, what do you expect?

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Right, exactly.

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I mean, that's where sexual harassment started.

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I also found out that it seemed like,

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I don't know if this is a true fucking statistic,

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but it seemed like about...

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You're just going to say it anyway.

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90% of the chicks I met in Europe fucking already got raped.

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Larry, I don't, I can't stand,

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the Larian Needles show does not stand behind Larry's statement.

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No, I don't know if this is true.

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90% of women.

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90% of the chicks that would come to the rock and roll clubs

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and the shows that I would play at.

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Well, now you're changing your tune.

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Right, see, because I didn't meet a fair, balanced fucking demographic.

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I met one certain kind of person all the time.

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But you also walked upon, I mean, you just went to the grocery store like,

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oh, this lady's been raped.

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Well, no, when you were talking,

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when you were partying with these chicks and talking to them,

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you would find that out, that would come out in the conversation.

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And you'd be like, oh, we're floating in a conversation.

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I don't know, but you know, everybody's fucking spilling their guts to you.

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They think you're some kind of guru, I guess, when you're in the band.

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So I'm going to tell you about my rape.

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You don't tell a guru about your rapes.

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Well, you know.

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Maybe you're trauma.

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Okay, I can understand that.

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I wasn't asking them.

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It wasn't like, I wasn't saying, did you get raped?

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You know, they would just come out.

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You get a couple of Pellegrinos in you.

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But it was, you know, yeah, exactly.

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I'll hop up on bubbles.

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And I don't mean the water.

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But no, I understand though.

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Yeah, and it was weird.

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I was just like, wow, it's a high percentage.

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That's kind of not a thing you say on your first, like,

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what's that called, when you first meet someone.

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No, I'm not, you're free.

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You would date these women, your first impression.

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You're like, oh yeah, I've been raped.

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No, this would be after hanging around them for a couple of hours.

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It wasn't like in five minutes they said this.

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And what were you trying to do where she's like, hey, I've been raped.

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I think there's more to the story than Larry isn't telling us.

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No way.

348
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He's never even forced to tell me.

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Fuck that.

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Fuck that.

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I mean, it sounds like you tried to and she told you she's been raped.

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No, that's the thing.

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You know, usually they would tell you afterwards.

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Oh, Larry.

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You just raped me.

356
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No, I'm kidding.

357
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You don't have the symbol in the fucking snare in here.

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We should get a little one for you.

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And you could just play it over.

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I got a little one.

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I know you do, Larry.

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I gave it to Tony for...

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Mary told us you have a little one.

364
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Remember, I had the little fucking setup for the cat, the little...

365
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Oh yeah.

366
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Cat drones.

367
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So we could do little cat-ex.

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That's all we needed is sound effects.

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But-ex.

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You could just do that every time I was, I'll point at you.

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Boom.

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Oh yeah, no, it's fucking Italy plays by its own rules, doesn't it?

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It's almost like the fucking Bidens, which is very silly.

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Oh my God, man.

375
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Because we were talking about this earlier.

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This fucking guy, Hunter, man.

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Well, okay, listen.

378
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I'm a little jealous, man.

379
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Well, I'm very jealous.

380
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First of all, I'm not mad at Hunter Biden.

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Me either.

382
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I'm really not.

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I'm more power to him, man.

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If you could fucking smoke crack and do coke in the White House and fucking write off

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whores on the people's money.

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If you could get away with it, get away with it, brother.

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He's getting away with it, man.

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Until you don't get away with it, because when your dad's not in the White House...

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He's gonna get away with it.

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Nothing will ever happen.

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No, because the secret syrup, they won't cover him anymore.

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No, they do.

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They will.

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Children, yeah, children, yeah.

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Children, yeah.

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Because if they do the family, they gotta do the children.

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Yeah, because people are gonna want to kill this motherfucker, and people are also gonna

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want to party with him.

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I would be one of the latter that wants to party with him.

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You know, hang out, fucking.

401
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Maybe we can get him down here on the podcast.

402
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I would love to.

403
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I mean, that would be fucking amazing.

404
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I don't think we, it would have to be a warehouse.

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A pile of fucking coke.

406
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No, no, not at all.

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I wouldn't do that, but we would have to have it in a warehouse, because I don't want him contained in the lab.

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I really don't.

409
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You know what I mean?

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Like, I'm within arm's reach almost.

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I can only kick so fast.

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And then how are we gonna get the secret service in here?

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Well, this would be easy.

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We're back here in this little soundproof room.

415
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The secret service could be hanging out by the drum kit.

416
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No, not at all.

417
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Yeah, they'd be fucking upstairs.

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By the drum kit, the secret service.

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Well, no, because no one would be able to get in here.

420
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No, we'd have to have one of them in here.

421
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Yeah, they could hang out.

422
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They'd be sitting right there, man.

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That's pretty cool, though.

424
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That'd be cool.

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We'd have him run the fucking machine.

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I'd like thinking about that.

427
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What cool guts that we could have.

428
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Yeah, Hunter would be great.

429
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And I would get coke.

430
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I don't care what you say.

431
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I would fucking love a Biden.

432
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All right, man.

433
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I mean, like, I'm gonna twist your arm or something.

434
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I mean, shit.

435
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If it's Hunter Biden.

436
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Yeah.

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It's just, listen.

438
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It's not like a party, you know.

439
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I would do it like a fucking New Year's Eve in 1978, you know, or whatever.

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You would wear a fucking, I don't even know what you, man.

441
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I would wear my fucking plaid soon.

442
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Those really shiny fucking leotards.

443
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You'd be just like, what's her name?

444
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Let's get physical.

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Richard Simmons.

446
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No, who's let's get physical?

447
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Livy Newton John.

448
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Yeah, that's what you, leg warmers.

449
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RIP Livy Newton John.

450
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She died?

451
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She's been dead.

452
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COVID.

453
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Tony Bennett died today.

454
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Oh, yeah.

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Great jazz singer made this, made a song with Amy Winehouse amongst other satanic fucking

456
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whores like Lady Gaga and stuff, allegedly.

457
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I know that sounds kind of hot, a satanic whore.

458
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Oh, yeah.

459
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I mean, that's kind of, I don't want, I don't like blood though.

460
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Well, then you don't like satanic whores.

461
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Well, I mean, do I, I don't want their blood on me.

462
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There's going to be all kinds of blood everywhere.

463
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They just throw a bucket on you.

464
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They put the fuck in.

465
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You're getting drunk in the shit.

466
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I didn't even see that coming.

467
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They just blast you with a bucket of blood.

468
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There's still like an entrail in there.

469
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That's the version of the pie in the face.

470
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The satanic pie in the face.

471
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Yeah.

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Is a bucket of blood thrown on you.

473
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Fuck yeah.

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Maybe.

475
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I mean, there's other weird rituals that, rituals that I'm sure they get into.

476
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Oh, yeah.

477
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But is it really, is it really satanic though?

478
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Or is it just like, it's a derivative of satanism, right?

479
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No, I'm just saying that because they're all famous rock stars and Hollywood people and

480
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they all are fucking in the cult.

481
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That's all.

482
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I don't know for a fact what Lady Gaga does on her own spare time.

483
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I do know that she wore a fucking dress made out of meat.

484
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Which is awesome.

485
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Which is pretty weird.

486
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By the way, when you hear that fucking bad boy, it's top theme.

487
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That's not my phone.

488
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My ringtone.

489
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Oh boy.

490
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Which it has been for like 15 years.

491
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Yeah.

492
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I've been consistent at least.

493
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Rightfully so.

494
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But these rituals that you talk about, I don't think that there's, I mean, everybody's in

495
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some sort of, what do you call it, some sort of fucking cult, right?

496
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Look at the internet.

497
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Oh yeah.

498
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You're addicted to video games.

499
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You're addicted to porn.

500
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It was fucked up, man.

501
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It's all some sort of cult right now.

502
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I'm glad we didn't have that shit when I was a kid.

503
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I know fucking I sound old and I don't give a fuck, but man, we did shit.

504
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We fucking did shit.

505
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Larry is so old school.

506
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These kids don't know how to spit game.

507
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They can't even fucking pick up a chick, man, face to face.

508
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Larry is so old school he lost his phone.

509
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How long has it been now?

510
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Two days?

511
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Two and a half days?

512
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And he doesn't know where it's at.

513
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And I've been calling him and texting him and I finally get here today and I'm like,

514
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what the fuck Larry?

515
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Where's your phone?

516
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He's like, I don't know.

517
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I'll fucking rip out of his mind.

518
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I mean, Jesus dude.

519
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I wish I could be like that.

520
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Like I have to be around my phone.

521
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I'm addicted to it.

522
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See, I'm not.

523
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
I don't have that addiction.

524
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000
My phone does everything for me that I needed to do.

525
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
You know, I still use the calculator on it.

526
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000
I get my porn on it.

527
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:17,000
You know, I fucking do like math shit, like with electrical stuff.

528
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
I just mostly read the news.

529
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:25,000
The only porn I look at is the stuff that the chicks send out on Twitter and fucking,

530
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
you know, because we fuck around with that now.

531
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,000
And I just fucking played the piano all fucking day.

532
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,000
That's all I did for the minute I got up besides the morning at 6am.

533
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:41,000
By 6am, I was done putting eight bags of fucking salt in the pool.

534
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
The life of a sugar baby.

535
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:47,000
You did your chore for the day and then you could just lay around and get stoned and play the piano.

536
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000
I mean, fuck man.

537
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
You gotta get in where you fit in, right?

538
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000
I work.

539
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
You go for a scooter ride.

540
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000
I fucking generate money.

541
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Yeah.

542
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Man, I've seen those feet.

543
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
You couldn't even sell footpicks.

544
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Come on, man.

545
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
At least you have shoes on.

546
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Thank you today, Larry.

547
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000
I don't like when you bring the fucking rubble ass feet into the lab.

548
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
My feet are...

549
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
I don't want to look at them, dude.

550
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Come on, that's weird, dude.

551
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Come on, bro.

552
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Put them fucking...

553
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Last night we practiced.

554
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,000
There was a window open and flies were coming in and shit.

555
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
You're flying around your feet.

556
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
At Dave's house.

557
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:29,000
No, but there'd be just like one flying around the room and I'm like, dude, I'll bring you a fly swatter next week.

558
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Okay.

559
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
You guys have screens?

560
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000
No, there's no screens on his fucking basement windows.

561
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Okay, well, what are you gonna do?

562
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
It's not your house?

563
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
No, it's cool.

564
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
You should wear a fucking fly tape on a hat.

565
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
You just catch a movie from your camera.

566
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Hang them for the mic stand.

567
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Do that also.

568
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000
I mean, that's true white trash right there.

569
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Remember that going into fucking...

570
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
That'd be your name for a band, Fly Tape.

571
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Yeah.

572
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Right?

573
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Fly Tape's okay.

574
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
I'm sure the reality is because they make...

575
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
I think there's a skateboard deck cover.

576
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000
It's called Fly Tape.

577
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

578
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
A grip tape.

579
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
I think it is.

580
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
I don't know how I would just...

581
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Not that you mentioned that.

582
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
That sounds familiar.

583
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Chris used to fucking get in the skateboard and Chris, RIP and fuck man.

584
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,000
All those little brands that he'd fucking have stickers of on his guitar case.

585
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,000
He'd be like, is that a band or something?

586
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
No dude, that's a fucking wheels.

587
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000
No dude, don't...

588
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Bearings and shit, frogs and different stuff.

589
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Yeah, I mean you got more bands.

590
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000
You got more fucking random shit than Carter's got pills.

591
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Is he dead?

592
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
No, Jimmy Carter's still alive, right?

593
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Them motherfuckers should be dead, but...

594
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
I don't know.

595
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
I think he died.

596
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
No, I don't think Jimmy Carter's died, man.

597
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
I think this motherfucker's still going.

598
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Oh, I think he just recently croaked.

599
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
You know who's got some fat titties, dude?

600
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Susan Sarandon.

601
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
She is a fucking hot-key sex man.

602
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Susan Sarandon is an old lady by now.

603
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Well, no, I mean yes, but so?

604
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
I know, I'd still throw her one.

605
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
She's smug, but she might...

606
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
You'd still throw her one?

607
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
I'd throw her a bang.

608
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000
I'll DM her for you.

609
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:16,000
I'll add mention to her that Larry wants to get it on with Susan Sarandon.

610
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Dude, she's a fucking...

611
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
No, I would be doing her a favor.

612
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Oh, you would?

613
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Yeah.

614
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
You'd probably blow her hip out.

615
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
You'd probably blow your hip out.

616
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Maybe.

617
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
You both would at the same time.

618
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
You'd get stuck in some weird commasuit for shit.

619
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:35,000
We did some fucking matching crutches.

620
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
You'd have to bedazzle yours like a true fanook.

621
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Whatever hers was, I would get.

622
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Let me see, man.

623
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
I think he's fucking still alive, dude.

624
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Man, I can't believe that motherfucker's still alive.

625
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
I don't know.

626
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
The wonders of Adrena Chrome.

627
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
That's where you have it.

628
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
What do you mean?

629
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Dude, this motherfucker's drink blood.

630
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Don't talk shit about Jimmy Carter, man.

631
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
He's out there doing houses and shit still, man.

632
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
I was alive when Jimmy Carter was the president.

633
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
So was I, asshole.

634
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
What are you talking about?

635
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Come on.

636
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
70...

637
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
No.

638
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Yeah, 75.

639
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Alright, 71 to 87.

640
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
To 81, yeah.

641
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Oh, okay.

642
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Bye, son of a bitch.

643
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000
You didn't realize that he was the president until later.

644
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Who said that?

645
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
You didn't know.

646
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
I didn't know who the president was when I was a kid.

647
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000
I didn't know that LBJ was the fucking president.

648
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
I just brought up Jimmy Carter, ass clown.

649
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I'm saying when I was a kid, you didn't know Jimmy Carter was the president until later.

650
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
I can tell you I was more aware of the president than I am now.

651
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
We just actually...

652
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
We know you don't know the president.

653
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Yeah, what I was gonna say.

654
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000
It's already out there.

655
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000
We already know.

656
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
It's already out there in the ether that I don't...

657
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
It's not that I don't know.

658
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
I don't know.

659
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
I don't know that you think Joe Biden's the vice president.

660
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
I don't care.

661
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Fucking Bush.

662
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Things would be a lot better than they are now, probably.

663
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
I don't know, man.

664
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Bush was an asshole.

665
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
He was a tyrant.

666
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Yeah.

667
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
He was a pauper.

668
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Or not a pauper.

669
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
He was a puppet, I mean.

670
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Well, he was a fucking charge of the CIA.

671
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:02,000
And when Reagan became president in 1980, they took Bush.

672
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,500
Reagan said, I never heard of this motherfucker because he was a behind the scenes killer.

673
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,000
He's the guy that killed fucking JFK.

674
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
And so fucking...

675
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
I mean, Larry, this is a really fucking...

676
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Allegedly.

677
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
This is what I think.

678
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
This is my theories, man.

679
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Allegedly.

680
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:25,800
And so all of a sudden, Bush is the vice president for Reagan, a very well-loved fucking president.

681
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:32,500
Even though he was a Democrat at heart, they put him in as a Republican, which is known

682
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:37,880
today as a Rhino, a Republican in name only, in fucking...

683
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,340
So now when Reagan's done, he's a shoe-in.

684
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:44,840
So now we got the leader of the fucking CIA as the president.

685
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,600
And then all of a sudden, his dumb ass son, who has no fucking right in the world.

686
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:55,320
I remember being frightened out of my mind thinking, when George W. Bush, the son became

687
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,320
president...

688
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,320
Yeah, Dubya.

689
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,320
Dubya.

690
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:02,280
I remember thinking, fuck, I'm afraid because I feel like I'm smarter than the president.

691
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,280
And I want the president to be a fuck of a lot smarter than I am.

692
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,480
That's just the way I roll.

693
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,640
I want my president to fucking be smart.

694
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,080
And now I feel like, oh my god.

695
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,200
Fucking Biden makes that motherfucker look like a rogue scholar.

696
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,160
I'm sure they pushed him through some kind of fucking schooling and he's got some Harvard

697
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,720
degree, Dubya.

698
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,080
But he's as dumb as a fucking rock, man.

699
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,160
I don't know that much about the presidents, but I think...

700
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,160
Well, I do.

701
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,160
Okay.

702
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,160
Obviously.

703
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,000
Oh, excuse me fucking Larry the scholar.

704
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,360
Dude, I'll run this shit down.

705
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,360
I'll fucking...

706
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,360
Run, yeah, you'll burn this shit down.

707
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,360
You keep on burning.

708
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,360
Burn.

709
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,960
You're going to run like that.

710
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,720
Fuck what was I just gonna say about the...

711
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,040
You know, it used to be...

712
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,720
When you met a president, it used to be cool.

713
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,720
Yeah.

714
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,720
Do you know what I mean?

715
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,720
Like now...

716
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:53,880
When I was a kid, we went to Woodfield and we didn't meet him, but we saw Gerald Ford,

717
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,440
another piece of shit president.

718
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,520
I mean, kind of a wishy washy guy.

719
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,880
I guess he was all right.

720
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,680
They just painted him bad.

721
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,520
Now looking back on it the way the media works, he was probably a lot better than they said

722
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,720
he was.

723
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,720
But I think...

724
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:13,440
We went to Woodfield and the fucking place was so packed that it felt like those...

725
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,840
You know how like it's a balcony going all the way around the town?

726
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,880
It felt like that shit was going to fall down.

727
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:18,880
You couldn't even move.

728
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,880
Just to see the president.

729
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:20,880
Yeah.

730
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,880
It was a big fucking deal.

731
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,880
Hit the ball.

732
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,400
My dad said, come on to me and my little brother.

733
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,360
We're going to Woodfield and we're like, why?

734
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:30,600
He never brought us to Woodfield before and he's like the president's there.

735
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,840
Isn't that crazy that he could get away with that?

736
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,840
Like imagine like...

737
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,080
Dude, you could get shot from anywhere.

738
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,960
Well, I was young, I don't remember getting searched at all.

739
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,240
I mean, the amount of people was fucking ridiculous.

740
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,240
Because you were a child.

741
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,960
Maybe that's because you were a child.

742
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,920
I also think they might have had him covered in the immediate area.

743
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,920
You call it the Pope bubble?

744
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,640
Well, maybe they knew these people are not going to get anywhere near him because we

745
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,640
didn't get anywhere close.

746
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,000
Yeah, but there's higher ground though.

747
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Yeah.

748
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,760
And that mall was huge.

749
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,760
It was.

750
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,760
You could...

751
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,760
Thousands of people.

752
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,760
Thousands.

753
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,240
How many people were there?

754
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,040
That's a good fucking question.

755
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,040
That's a good one to look up.

756
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,040
I could fucking...

757
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,120
Because man, it was fucking crazy and my dad brought us and we went there and it lasted

758
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:19,280
about an hour and we laughed and we were like, wow, we were all fucking jacked up for it.

759
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,000
You know what I'm saying?

760
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,400
We couldn't be more fucking excited.

761
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,400
Well, it's exciting.

762
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,400
Yeah, it was great.

763
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,800
Like I was saying, now people will post pictures with Trump and it's like people...

764
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,320
And listen, this is nothing...

765
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,520
I'm not pro-Trump against Trump.

766
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:42,560
I'm just saying as a normal person, not normal, but as a person, yeah, that people will actually

767
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,400
get mad at you for posting pictures with the president.

768
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,400
Yeah.

769
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,320
Like where it's like, hey, listen, this is...

770
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,320
What about this?

771
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,280
No, wait, the problem isn't this guy taking the picture with it.

772
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:56,440
It's the problem that nobody can get the fuck along and that's why he's just so fucked

773
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,440
up in this...

774
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,440
Exactly.

775
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,200
And I'm so skeptical about how drinking coffee is racist now because it was created by black

776
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,960
people, for black people.

777
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,240
And white people are drinking and they took it over with Starbucks.

778
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,920
White people took it over and it's like a power of white supremacy.

779
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,000
Well, speaking of white supremacy...

780
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,120
I'm not condoning white supremacy, but that is a far-fetched idea.

781
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,000
But speaking of white supremacy, here's my pun.

782
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,880
Jack white, such a cunt.

783
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,880
Oh, yeah.

784
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,280
Right on the fucking topic you're talking about.

785
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:31,600
So Joe Rogan, okay, Trump went to this MMA fight and Joe Rogan was there, Guy Fieri...

786
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,480
Yeah, Guy Fieri took a picture with him.

787
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,560
Everybody was paling around with him and fucking Jack White got on Twitter and called everybody

788
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,560
out.

789
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,600
I mean, that's the kind of a fucking jag off that's making everyone not get along.

790
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,000
Who gives a fuck about Trump, really?

791
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,400
Yeah, mind your business, bitch.

792
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,640
Yeah, dude, go make a fucking record, you cop sucker.

793
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,600
How about you shut the fuck up?

794
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,000
Or quit making records.

795
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,600
Just because you think you're a celebrity and you're gonna get...

796
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,600
You have all these followers.

797
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,600
Or just some dork.

798
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,600
You're a cult leader, technically.

799
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,600
He's a fucking dork.

800
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,120
He's a cult leader.

801
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:04,480
I have all these followers and what I say, they will follow me.

802
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480
That's what it's like, Jonestown.

803
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,480
Yeah, yeah.

804
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,040
That's the definition of a cult.

805
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,120
It says on Twitter how many followers you have.

806
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,120
Yeah.

807
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,920
Jack White has his followers, which listen, I don't like the white stripes.

808
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,920
Yeah.

809
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,920
Meg White was a fucking...

810
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,920
She was a little piece of ass.

811
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,920
I like her, she had some nice titties.

812
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:24,000
Yeah, but I mean, when they were original shit like that and they were, you know, OG

813
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,440
white stripes and that was cool.

814
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,440
Yeah, but the only good thing about Jack White was Meg White.

815
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,280
And by the way, that was her last name that he took.

816
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,720
Yeah, how about this, sit in your fucking room and shut the fuck up.

817
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,640
Go back to your little room and shut your little fucking mouth.

818
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,160
You're getting these people...

819
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,040
You know that white stripes song we're talking about in this little room?

820
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,040
No, I don't listen to them, they're not that fucking...

821
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,520
They listen to a couple of their songs.

822
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:50,040
See, I was exposed to all that shit, always on the road and in the club somewhere and

823
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,040
playing that shit.

824
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,840
But at the same time, you didn't give a fuck about Jack White's personal feelings or thoughts

825
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,840
or opinions.

826
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,840
No, I don't know.

827
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,840
And no, and he listened.

828
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,400
I like when he comes up with a cool guitar riff.

829
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,040
I don't need to hear him fucking spot all the time.

830
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,040
He's a fucking douche.

831
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,040
He is a douche.

832
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,040
He really is.

833
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,240
I mean, who the fuck cares?

834
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:11,560
Like it pisses you off that the dude from Flavortown, Guy Fieri, that is just like the

835
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:17,560
craziest fucking being with the frosted tics and the fucking tattoos and the rings and

836
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,240
he's the mayor of Flavortown, which doesn't even exist.

837
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,800
I mean, only in his...

838
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,840
Somebody came up with this and for him and he's completely behind it.

839
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,840
Sure.

840
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,840
You know what I mean?

841
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,040
Like listen, the guy made some good shows.

842
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,040
I watched Diners Driving and whatever.

843
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:36,160
Hey, not only that, he just recently, you know, when all these things go down like a catastrophe

844
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:43,160
or a natural disaster or some fucking city can't fucking get food, he's there feeding

845
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,160
them all.

846
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:48,520
Like he's spent like $20 million on the last fucking thing that went wrong.

847
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,520
I can't remember what it was.

848
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:50,520
He was helping out.

849
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,520
It was the wildfires in California.

850
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:52,520
Yeah, that was the best thing.

851
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,520
And he was helping out cooking.

852
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,600
So that guy gives back fucking.

853
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,800
Jack White is just going around raking in money, playing...

854
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,440
He's just calling attention to himself.

855
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,440
Like, you know what?

856
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,440
I'm fucking...

857
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,520
I have a lull in my career, so I'm gonna go to a plat.

858
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,400
So he's made a Guy Fieri who fucking donated to...

859
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,280
The mayor of Flavortown show your respect.

860
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,280
Right.

861
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,880
And fucking just because he took a picture with Trump and here's the thing.

862
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,360
If Jack White saw Trump, what would he do?

863
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,040
Would he throw a fucking hissy fit?

864
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:25,080
Well, he called out fucking Kid Rock and fucking all these other people that were there and

865
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,640
saying that they should be ashamed of themselves.

866
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:33,400
It's like, motherfucker, Obama killed more people than any other president.

867
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,960
And you're not talking about that shit.

868
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,000
Yeah, motherfucker, Frank Marshall Davis Jr.

869
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,640
Oh, what do you call it?

870
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:44,120
You know what the funny thing is, is that if we say we're going...

871
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,360
We created a war, technically, the United States did.

872
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,880
Because when 9-11 happened or anything, I was watching these crazy things about the wars

873
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,880
that America started.

874
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,880
Oh, Oliver.

875
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,880
Like the one in the Philippines.

876
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,880
Oliver.

877
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:01,280
And how they perpetuated this cycle of just us being a bully.

878
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,200
And the next thing you know, fuck, man.

879
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,200
We are bullies.

880
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,200
I lost my train of thought.

881
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,440
Well, here's the thing, man.

882
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,320
We started all these fucking wars.

883
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,000
Like, golf of Tonkin and shit.

884
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:18,200
Just to make money and overthrow their government and put in our fucking guys that we want.

885
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,680
That's the whole fucking purpose.

886
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,720
I was talking about making billions of dollars.

887
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,040
Yeah, I was talking about how these, like, Guantanamo Bay.

888
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,040
Yeah.

889
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,320
Like, nobody talks about Guantanamo Bay.

890
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,040
Like, dude, remember when they were taking pictures of those people in the fucking pyramids?

891
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,640
And they were like, the girl was standing next to them and they were like naked, all

892
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,920
tight, like on top of each other?

893
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:41,760
Like, dude, they would make a girl go in there in a bikini and fuck with them.

894
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,560
It was crazy shit the torture they would do to that.

895
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,560
Yeah.

896
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,720
Would you ever get waterboarded?

897
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,120
I never got waterboarded.

898
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,120
No, would you?

899
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,120
Like, for shits and giggles.

900
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,440
What do they do now?

901
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,040
Okay, so this is what I've seen.

902
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:58,280
They take a towel, like a bag, like anything a towel, and they hold it over your face

903
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,280
and then they pour water into your mouth.

904
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,280
Yeah, no, that's horrible.

905
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,280
Well, I didn't, I know that's horrible.

906
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,880
I don't want to have, no, I wouldn't get waterboarded.

907
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,880
You don't want to try it?

908
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,880
No.

909
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:07,880
Okay.

910
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,880
I'll do it to somebody.

911
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,880
You ever kiss your cousin?

912
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,880
No.

913
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,880
What?

914
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:16,880
No, but waterboarding sounds fucking horrible.

915
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,880
Yeah.

916
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,880
It really does.

917
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,680
The tactics that the American use for torture, like we're the most brutal country, like

918
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,880
getting back to the...

919
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,880
I don't know, man.

920
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,560
My buddy was telling me about some shit they were doing in Columbia that was pretty fucking

921
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,560
brutal.

922
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,560
Well, I mean, fuck it, hey, man.

923
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,560
Think about who runs those countries.

924
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,560
I mean, those third world countries.

925
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,560
Yeah.

926
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:40,720
I mean, I remember going to Mexico and there would just be live electrical wires on the

927
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,080
ground and the place would flood all the time.

928
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:48,880
Like when you cross the border from San Ysidro and you go down to TJ and you hit the market

929
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:55,720
right there, there would just be wires everywhere and this is going into Mexico.

930
00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:01,280
It wasn't exactly, it was the great...

931
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,760
We must not be well approved.

932
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,960
I don't know if I told you about this, but there was a place that they're fucking...

933
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:11,360
So there was like a huge square and there were like all these little shanties and they

934
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:16,080
had like wrestling toys from the 80s and all this shit was just covered in like two inches

935
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,280
of dust and it was just like a building like this.

936
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,640
And then you would go up and you would...

937
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,000
It was like you'd buy your drugs there and then on the back of it, it was a shooting

938
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
gallery.

939
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Oh my God.

940
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,920
But there would be like 50 of them in this...

941
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,920
In the whole square.

942
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,920
Oh my God.

943
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,960
And then all going on at the same time and this one cartel runs the square.

944
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:34,960
Oh man.

945
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,720
It was the people would be shooting now.

946
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,680
Like it was the craziest thing.

947
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,120
So you go in there and nobody ever buys the fucking toy.

948
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,480
No, they had like an inch of dust on them.

949
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,400
They had like an ultimate war, you know what I mean?

950
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,880
Like shit from the 80s.

951
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:53,280
And then you walk back there and it would just be like folding tables and folding chairs

952
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,800
and there'd be like two jugs of five gallon jugs of water.

953
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:57,800
Needles.

954
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,800
No.

955
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,040
And then done and you could buy needles in the corner.

956
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,240
It was the craziest thing.

957
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,160
And you would hear like, oh, it was the fucking weirdest thing ever.

958
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,160
But that's...

959
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,160
It sounds horrible.

960
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,160
It's a third world country.

961
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,160
That's where I was getting at.

962
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,160
Yeah.

963
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,160
You know?

964
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,160
It sounds like you fit right in there.

965
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,440
No, I did live there for a little bit and I mean it was intense.

966
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,440
Yeah.

967
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,120
It was a little bit different but I had a job in San Diego.

968
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,120
Right.

969
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,200
I would cross the border every single day.

970
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,200
Fuck.

971
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:29,080
And I was maintaining a not a healthy habit.

972
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,080
Right.

973
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,080
You know?

974
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,080
So it was kind of fucking...

975
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,440
I was not looking good for needles at that point in time.

976
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,440
But...

977
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,240
So you're earning your nickname.

978
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,240
Even before I got it.

979
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,240
Yeah.

980
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,960
I mean I was the head of the curve, if you want to say.

981
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,400
Of course because you know, we got to...

982
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:51,520
Shout out to Matt down there in Florida for giving needles the name because that was

983
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,520
the deal.

984
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,880
You weren't at one of the gigs and you say, hey, where's your buddy needles?

985
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,680
We talked about this before.

986
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,680
Yeah.

987
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,440
So you don't start out with the name and then fucking do that.

988
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,440
Yeah, that's the answer.

989
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:06,360
I mean I'll give you the nickname and then you know, it's a nice start to me.

990
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,360
Which would be hilarious.

991
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:11,040
You guys gave me the nickname so now I gotta fucking completely...

992
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,040
Live up to it.

993
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,720
Yeah, you gotta completely live up to it though.

994
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:17,320
Which is very funny reminder to fucking not fuck around with needles.

995
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,960
I don't fuck around with needles.

996
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,560
We don't condone that shit people.

997
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,560
It's just a nickname man.

998
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,400
I've never touched a needle in my life.

999
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,400
Okay.

1000
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,400
Just touched me.

1001
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,920
I was accosted by needles.

1002
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,120
It was raining down needles.

1003
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,040
That's my memoirs, accosted by needles.

1004
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:36,280
Yeah, that's a good one.

1005
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,280
Which is very silly.

1006
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,640
So then, okay, getting back to the fucking satellites, which I think is great, is that

1007
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,040
you think there's no curvature to the earth and you think the earth is flat, right?

1008
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,040
Yeah.

1009
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,040
Okay.

1010
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,040
Yeah.

1011
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,040
Right?

1012
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,040
I do.

1013
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,040
And you stand behind that 100%?

1014
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,400
Well, here's the thing too man.

1015
00:35:52,400 --> 00:36:00,560
The very first time we went on a tour to Europe and we flew over Greenland and shit to go

1016
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,080
to like England or something.

1017
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,560
And I'm like, what the fuck man?

1018
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,320
Why do we go up so far north?

1019
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:12,920
You know, we're practically at the fucking north pole and then go down like that.

1020
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,920
Oh yeah, blah, blah, blah, the jet stream, this and that.

1021
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:21,840
But when you look at the flat earth map and I realize this man, these fucking people are

1022
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:26,360
not going to waste money on gas and not going a straight line.

1023
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,680
They travel in fucking straight lines.

1024
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,760
Airplanes, they go in fucking straight lines.

1025
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,640
That's all there is to it.

1026
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:38,040
Every time I flew anywhere, we flew in a fucking straight line directly to the place.

1027
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:43,160
And you could tell when you're going like say from Santiago, Chile to fucking Buenos

1028
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:49,000
Aires, Argentina, because you're flying straight across and they don't make up any fucking

1029
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,160
excuses then.

1030
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,840
You just fly in the straight line.

1031
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:57,160
Well, so we fly in a straight line and we go to England and when you look at the flat

1032
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,480
earth map, that's exactly the path that we would take.

1033
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:06,280
We'd fly to Germany, fly to Amsterdam, fly to these countries and every time we're going

1034
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:11,760
over Michigan, over Canada and it's like, well, why don't we just go straight out the fucking

1035
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,840
east coast? I would always say, I don't get this.

1036
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,840
This doesn't make sense.

1037
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:21,320
Isn't the fucking shortest distance between point A and B a straight line?

1038
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:26,440
That's what they teach in school in your fucking first grade or something, man.

1039
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,000
So that's one of the things.

1040
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:39,680
That's one reason for my own physical, visual and fucking analysis of doing it many, many,

1041
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,640
many times, flying over there many times.

1042
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,240
It wasn't one trip.

1043
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:46,000
It wasn't like I was hallucinating.

1044
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I've been there.

1045
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Okay, I understand that.

1046
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,800
But your evidence though, okay, you just keep on talking about how you believe.

1047
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,800
That's one part of my evidence.

1048
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,120
Well, you just telling me how you believe that the earth is flat because you went from point

1049
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,800
A to point B in a straight line that they taught us in first grade.

1050
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,800
Yeah.

1051
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,240
Okay, so what's the next evidence?

1052
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,240
The next evidence?

1053
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,240
Yeah.

1054
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:03,240
I mean, you got to have points.

1055
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,240
I mean, you have this ready.

1056
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,240
You have a flatter map on your-

1057
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,240
When Satan took Jesus to the top of the mountain.

1058
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,240
Wait a second.

1059
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,240
What was that again?

1060
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,400
Satan took Jesus to the top of the mountain.

1061
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,680
Gangster disciples, Larry.

1062
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:18,160
He showed him the whole earth from the highest top mountain.

1063
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,160
Okay.

1064
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,880
Probably Mount Everest or something.

1065
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:26,840
It said, all this could be yours if you do what I say, you know, all this and that.

1066
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,680
And Jesus was like, fuck that dude.

1067
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:34,480
I'm doing my thing and you're, you know, you're you on me.

1068
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:41,120
And if the earth was fucking round, how would they be able to see every single fucking city

1069
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:45,320
in land on the earth if they wouldn't be able to see underneath, man?

1070
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:49,320
What was this, like 1530, 1500s BC you're talking about?

1071
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,200
I don't know.

1072
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,200
Okay.

1073
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,200
So what?

1074
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,200
No, not.

1075
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:58,200
It's like, it was probably like, uh, 300.

1076
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,200
Three BC.

1077
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,040
I'd have to be AD.

1078
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,360
Isn't that anodomus or something like that?

1079
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,360
Oh, yeah.

1080
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,360
Now they call it BC.

1081
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,360
No, yeah.

1082
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,880
Now they call it B. It was before Christ.

1083
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,880
Yeah.

1084
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:10,880
That's what I'm saying.

1085
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:19,200
But now they call it BCE before current, uh, they changed it, man.

1086
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,320
They took, they took God out of the name.

1087
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,480
They added another letter and they took Jesus out of the BC shit.

1088
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,320
So yeah, it's all fucked up.

1089
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,520
But the thing is, if the earth was round, they wouldn't have been able to see it.

1090
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:36,600
And it's over and over written in the Bible over and over the examples.

1091
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,080
And it doesn't say the earth is flat straight out.

1092
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:45,600
It just fucking says examples where things that they say happen wouldn't have fucking

1093
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,680
been able to happen if the earth was round.

1094
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,680
Okay.

1095
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,680
That's all.

1096
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,400
That's just another example.

1097
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:57,240
Um, uh, I just think, I don't, I think it's another example is Suez.

1098
00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:58,640
I really think it's Malarkey.

1099
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,640
Another example is the Suez Canal.

1100
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,760
Shit about the Suez Canal.

1101
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,560
Now listen, Suez Canal was a fight and work.

1102
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:10,040
That motherfucker goes for over a hundred miles.

1103
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:16,840
Now according to the fucking mathematics of the round earth, every mile, the earth is

1104
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,880
going to drop off eight inches square.

1105
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,880
Curvature.

1106
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:21,880
There's going to be a curvature.

1107
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:22,880
That's the supposed fucking math.

1108
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:27,040
That's the mathematics to their curvature because it's all bullshit.

1109
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:33,080
But the Suez Canal, for some reason goes from the Mediterranean sea to the Red Sea,

1110
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,880
which are both completely flat with no curvature whatsoever.

1111
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,880
Okay.

1112
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:43,880
And the Suez Canal with no locks or channels travels all the way, 100 miles connecting

1113
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,920
these two fucking bodies of water flat the entire way.

1114
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:54,200
Now if there was curvature to the earth, it would drop eight inches every foot square

1115
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,320
every mile, every mile, eight inches.

1116
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,480
So 100 miles, that would be quite a fucking drop.

1117
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,920
You could survey that though.

1118
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,600
They did survey that and it's completely 100% flat.

1119
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,080
It's been surveyed.

1120
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,840
They surveyed the fuck out of that because they had to build the Suez Canal.

1121
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,680
It's not a natural thing.

1122
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,120
That is a man made thing.

1123
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:20,880
And when they fucking build buildings like say the World Trade Center's, RIP, all the

1124
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,360
people that got killed by our government.

1125
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:30,800
Allegedly fucking, they surveyed that thing for 100% level.

1126
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,120
You just put an arm like that Larry.

1127
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,280
They fucking survey that thing to be 100% level.

1128
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:39,320
They don't fucking add in no mathematics for fucking curvature.

1129
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:44,480
If there was curvature, the beams at the top would be further out than the beams at the

1130
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:49,120
bottom because it would be following the supposed.

1131
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,800
For every mile?

1132
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,800
Yeah.

1133
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,000
And fucking, did you ever see the World Trade Center?

1134
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,880
Those motherfuckers were big.

1135
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,520
Each one had like their own zip code dude.

1136
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,000
They were fucking taking up a big fucking area.

1137
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,240
The footprint of them.

1138
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,000
Not only were they tall, but they were fucking.

1139
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,320
It was a whole infrastructure.

1140
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,320
Yeah.

1141
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,320
Things going on in there.

1142
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,680
So, they didn't fucking look.

1143
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,360
Those guys didn't fucking do any mathematics for curvature.

1144
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,120
And you'd think on a big project like that they would.

1145
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:22,320
You know, same with all the bridges and same, you know, San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge.

1146
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,320
Hey, but if you look at it.

1147
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,320
Brooklyn Bridge.

1148
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,000
If you look at the bridges, they curve up.

1149
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,600
They do, but they're fucking, but that's where the weight stress fucking things.

1150
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,320
The actual fucking thing is going, it's level, bro.

1151
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320
All right.

1152
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,320
Those fucking things are level.

1153
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,120
I'm going to tell you right now.

1154
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,120
Water level.

1155
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,720
They call it water level because it's always level.

1156
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,720
Okay, stop for a second.

1157
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,960
It's not always level.

1158
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,680
Water level deviates.

1159
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:48,960
It's always level though.

1160
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,800
You put water in a fucking container.

1161
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,400
It's going to level out and it's going to fucking be level.

1162
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,120
Even if it's a, I don't know what that means.

1163
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,960
Lake Michigan is fucking level all the way across, dude.

1164
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:09,560
You can fucking see Chicago from fucking Michigan and from Indiana and shit.

1165
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,920
If it was curved, you wouldn't fucking be able to see it.

1166
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,920
Okay.

1167
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,920
Okay.

1168
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,920
You know what I've always been taught?

1169
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,920
A globe.

1170
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,920
I know.

1171
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:18,920
And that's the biggest lie.

1172
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,920
I'm disengaged.

1173
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,920
I've lived in the globe too.

1174
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,920
Believe me.

1175
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920
It's not even, not even believing it.

1176
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,920
That's what was given to me.

1177
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,320
And this is what the world looks like.

1178
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,320
Yeah.

1179
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,200
These are the planets that are other circles around.

1180
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,200
I know.

1181
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,200
We used to make fucking little foam balls.

1182
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,200
I've done that too.

1183
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,800
The solar system going around.

1184
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,800
Yes.

1185
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,800
And I love doing that.

1186
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,800
It has been entrenched in our brain.

1187
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,800
Believe me.

1188
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:44,240
My fucking world is shattered that there's no space and all that because I liked all

1189
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,600
that shit, but now I know it's all just a bunch of bullshit.

1190
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:52,520
They tell you their theories and their mathematics and then they got some cartoonist or fucking

1191
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:59,920
illustrator or computer graphics guy, make some picture on some space show or some fucking

1192
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:00,920
ancient aliens.

1193
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:05,880
And you think that you saw the sun or you think that you saw what Jupiter looks like

1194
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,440
or what fucking Saturn looks like, but it's all a bunch of fucking artists renditions,

1195
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,440
man.

1196
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,440
It's a bunch of fucking lies.

1197
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:18,720
I mean, when they go out and they use, let's say a Hubble telescope or they use Hubble

1198
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:19,720
Telescope is bullshit.

1199
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:20,720
Okay, wait, wait.

1200
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:24,840
Hubble Telescope was a scan for them to get a bunch of money from us and they made a little

1201
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:29,640
plastic model of it and they tell you, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's up in space.

1202
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,440
So then they get some guy to make the galaxy and shit are coming back and they get some

1203
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,040
guy to make pictures because they got all this money and they tell the artists, make

1204
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,520
it look really freaky, man.

1205
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:45,520
Make it look like in my eye coach, we never really saw a supernova, but we have the mathematics

1206
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,600
and we sense that one happened.

1207
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,240
But if one came close to us, we'd be dead.

1208
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:54,320
They tell you on the space show, give me a fucking break in such bullshit.

1209
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,840
Now you're denouncing space and science.

1210
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840
Yeah.

1211
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,080
Man, Larry, you're just going after that.

1212
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,520
I'm not denouncing science.

1213
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,720
I'm all down for scientific experiments.

1214
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:10,240
In fact, they did scientific experiments with high tech instruments back in the fucking

1215
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:17,160
1890s and fucking when they prove the earth was flat, these two guys, their name slips

1216
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,160
me up right now.

1217
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,360
If I knew we were getting into this, I would have made notes.

1218
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:26,480
But anyways, Einstein, they pulled this motherfucker out and said, and he wasn't even that smart.

1219
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,160
He was not even average.

1220
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:34,240
Chris Lemke, my old drummer, blew that motherfucker away on mathematics.

1221
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,240
Einstein was a fucking idiot.

1222
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:39,920
Anyways, they pulled him out, made him seem like a genius.

1223
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:44,160
The media hyped him up, the media of the day.

1224
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:50,280
And that's why they got him rushed out of Nazi Germany before they started killing people

1225
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,280
and shit because they knew that shit was going to happen too.

1226
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,040
But anyways, check it out, allegedly.

1227
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:04,040
Anyways, so Einstein makes this fucking mathematical problem and the problem could be just disproved

1228
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,720
over and over that M E equals MC square.

1229
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,040
That's a fucking crock, a fucking bullshit.

1230
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:17,080
But everyone believes it because it's echoed over and over and over again.

1231
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,560
And again, I'll hit the mathematics on the next fucking episode.

1232
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,560
Wait a second.

1233
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,560
See that again?

1234
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:23,560
The math problem is written down.

1235
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,560
See that again?

1236
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,560
Mathematics.

1237
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,560
Do that Larry.

1238
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:32,000
Okay, here's the Einstein theory, okay?

1239
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,320
Half a glass of water.

1240
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,760
I'm going to take a big breath for that.

1241
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,240
Equals one half.

1242
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,840
I'm fucking this up already.

1243
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,840
Imagine that.

1244
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:42,840
I'm going to wait.

1245
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,840
Wait a second.

1246
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,320
I'm going to do the math tracks for this.

1247
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,320
I'm too high.

1248
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,320
I got to look it.

1249
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,320
I got it written down.

1250
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,120
I got to look at it.

1251
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,200
That was amazing.

1252
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,520
Thank you Larry for that fucking.

1253
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,880
Dude, I'm a firm believer in that.

1254
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,880
What the full showing of mathematics.

1255
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,440
People think I'm fucking crazy.

1256
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:03,200
All the dudes in my other, in the punk band think I'm fucking crazy.

1257
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,680
None of them agree with me on anything.

1258
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,680
Well, this might be the QAnon shirt.

1259
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:11,120
I mean, that's a big indicator from the bat.

1260
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,120
It's not a QAnon shirt.

1261
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,120
Yeah, it is.

1262
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,120
Look at it.

1263
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,120
It's right there.

1264
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,120
There's a huge Q.

1265
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,120
Yeah, that's a Q.

1266
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,280
It doesn't say a nine.

1267
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,480
It's just a Q.

1268
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:24,680
Where we go one, we all, we go all.

1269
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,640
Is that what it says?

1270
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,200
Where we go one, we.

1271
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:33,120
Dude, I mean, are you in some pecker kissing gang?

1272
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,400
No dude, that's a fucking quote from John F. Kennedy.

1273
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,800
Okay, and so that's what they've adopted.

1274
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,400
Yeah, I guess so.

1275
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,960
It's just a T-shirt my wife gave me.

1276
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960
It's actually a cool shirt.

1277
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,960
It's like a baseball shirt.

1278
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,960
It's a three quarter.

1279
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,960
It is pretty cool.

1280
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,360
Mine is that Q on the front of it.

1281
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,000
I mean, you're really just showing your affiliations.

1282
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
It's like a face tattoo.

1283
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,400
It's not quite like a face tattoo.

1284
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,960
It's probably worse than a face tattoo.

1285
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:58,960
You get punched in the face for that.

1286
00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,960
Dude, you take this off though.

1287
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:00,960
Huh?

1288
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:01,960
You get punched in the face for that.

1289
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,960
I'd like to see that.

1290
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:04,960
Maybe.

1291
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:05,960
That'd be pretty funny.

1292
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:06,960
I don't care.

1293
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,960
I'd bite the guy.

1294
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:12,480
So I'm in the weed store with Dave and fucking, I'm sitting there waiting because of course

1295
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,480
I'm not buying any.

1296
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,480
I'm just waiting around.

1297
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,480
Because weed is fine too.

1298
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:21,680
Yeah, and some dyke lady says to me on the way out, oh, queer American.

1299
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,440
I like that shirt.

1300
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,560
Oh, thank you, Jesus.

1301
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,560
Thank you.

1302
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,360
She thought you were a fanook.

1303
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,360
Yeah.

1304
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,200
Larry, I love you for telling me that.

1305
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,200
Queer American.

1306
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,640
Because she saw the Q, you know.

1307
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640
I know.

1308
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,640
What the fuck?

1309
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,720
What do you mean she saw the Q?

1310
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:46,600
And you know, on the red wagon balloon, she's like, oh, queer American.

1311
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,240
She's so progressive, Larry.

1312
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:50,240
Right.

1313
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:52,720
You're like, bitch, you don't even know what to stand for.

1314
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,440
I'm one of those guys that holds the tiki torches.

1315
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,440
No way.

1316
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,960
I ain't no fucking tiki torture.

1317
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,440
I think you would.

1318
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,440
Fuck no, dude.

1319
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:06,320
I think if they had good weed, you'd go to hell and hold the torch for an hour.

1320
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:07,320
Maybe.

1321
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,480
They're like, hey, check out this new bong, Larry.

1322
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,360
But you got to hold this torch and walk back around to the bong.

1323
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,320
And they're like, OK, well, that hurts only an hour.

1324
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,520
We're going to put the bong around this block.

1325
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,480
No, you can carry it and just pull bongs.

1326
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,560
Here's an attached to the tiki torch.

1327
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,920
This is the only way I'm doing this, fellas.

1328
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:30,920
One time at Lollapalooza, I bought a fucking bamboo bong.

1329
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:36,480
The second Lollapalooza and fishbone was there, and that's the reason I was going.

1330
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:41,800
Mary went with me and a couple of her friends and my brother and we had weed and they had

1331
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:47,280
a little head shop and they actually had a bong and it was made out of bamboo, like

1332
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:52,080
a piece of fucking wood natural and they had, you know, Jamaican paint colors on it and

1333
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,080
shit.

1334
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,120
Real, real white persons kind of ball.

1335
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,120
Yeah.

1336
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,760
Jamaicans aren't smoking that.

1337
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,760
Fuck no.

1338
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:00,760
It was bamboo, though.

1339
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,280
OK, so Asians aren't smoking it either.

1340
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:07,480
I mean, that's a great culture clash.

1341
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,160
It was like 1992 or something.

1342
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:14,280
I'm just saying that bamboo bong made from Asia with the Jamaican colors on it.

1343
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,720
I mean, shout out to Benetton.

1344
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:19,000
No, it wasn't made.

1345
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,480
It wasn't made.

1346
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,120
This motherfucker was homemade.

1347
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,000
It was really rigged up together, dude, trust me.

1348
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
They were selling it?

1349
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,560
It was like one of a kind.

1350
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,640
They had all random pipes and shit.

1351
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,760
This was like a bowl stuck through the wood.

1352
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,160
It wasn't even at a good angle.

1353
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,160
It was like a straight line.

1354
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,160
You could barely put water in the air.

1355
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,160
Exactly.

1356
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:44,160
You got to tilt the back so water doesn't pour out the fucking stem.

1357
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,160
Calm down, fucking.

1358
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,160
I don't even know a good word.

1359
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:55,120
It was like the cheapest fucking bowl they had at the whole fucking stand.

1360
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,040
What's a Jamaican name?

1361
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,520
Bob Marley.

1362
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:05,200
No, I know, but I don't want to say a racist one, but it's a funny sounding, I don't know,

1363
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,200
man.

1364
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,680
Do you really know any Jamaican names?

1365
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:13,160
I don't know, but I know I met a lot of Jamaican cab drivers and shit, but I've never fucking

1366
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,200
known any as actual friends.

1367
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,200
I never had any.

1368
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,440
No, I don't know any Jamaicans, man.

1369
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,440
Well, I mean, look at their shirt.

1370
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,560
It's fucking completely crazy.

1371
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,560
Are you kidding, man?

1372
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:25,120
The Jamaican would love this fucking shirt, dude.

1373
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,120
I'm sure he would.

1374
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,600
Man, a cue, I like that, man.

1375
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,720
I don't even know what Jamaican names are.

1376
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:31,720
That's pretty funny.

1377
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,720
I've met Jamaicans.

1378
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,960
Here's what cue is.

1379
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:34,960
Here's what cue is.

1380
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:35,960
Okay.

1381
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,520
This is some shit my wife follows.

1382
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:46,720
It's like this guy and he drops these fucking posts and everyone speculates who it is because

1383
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:53,720
he always puts out this really accurate information, but he signs every fucking post cue.

1384
00:51:53,720 --> 00:52:01,040
Now the fucking media got ahold of it because this guy puts out truth.

1385
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,000
You don't think it's more than one person?

1386
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
I don't know.

1387
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Maybe it is.

1388
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,080
Maybe people used to say, oh, it's Donald Trump and not, no, no.

1389
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,600
It's JFK Jr.

1390
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:10,600
He's still alive.

1391
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,440
You know, all these different crazy stories.

1392
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:18,280
And I don't think it's either one of those things, but they also think, oh, it's one

1393
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:23,560
of the top military officials because how does he know all these different military things

1394
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,560
that are going to happen?

1395
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,360
Because he'll say it and then it'll happen.

1396
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,360
Got a leaker?

1397
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,080
He'll say it and then it'll happen.

1398
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,200
He'll give warnings to the people and then it'll happen.

1399
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,560
He'll say they're going to do this now and then they'll do that.

1400
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:40,600
And so the media hates this fucking guy.

1401
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,400
They hate anybody that tells the truth.

1402
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:47,920
So they made up a thing called QAnon to make it sound like everybody's crazy.

1403
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,920
Everybody is crazy.

1404
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:49,920
Right.

1405
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,920
But you don't have to.

1406
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:55,240
The least craziest people are the people fucking listening to this, even though it's a crazy

1407
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,240
fucking thing.

1408
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,280
And I'll admit it, it is fucking crazy.

1409
00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,280
It's not a cult.

1410
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,280
Yeah.

1411
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,880
And you know, but it's a thing and fucking, I think it's cool.

1412
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,080
Q is kind of cool.

1413
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,440
I don't think Q is cool at all.

1414
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,720
I think it's just a fucking farcical thing that somebody made up and a bunch of lemmings

1415
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:11,720
are following it.

1416
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:14,520
Well, it's been going on for years, man.

1417
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,520
Yeah.

1418
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,120
But at the same time, what is the truth?

1419
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,160
Shit, you can find the truth anywhere now.

1420
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,520
Well, not really.

1421
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,520
I don't think it's one person.

1422
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,680
They're spewing a lot of fucking lies, man.

1423
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,680
They're trying to cloud the truth.

1424
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,680
Everybody's truth lies.

1425
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,680
A lot.

1426
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,240
You don't think the government lies to us every day?

1427
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:32,080
Every fucking word out of their fucking mouth, bro.

1428
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,080
Like, I've been reading.

1429
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,080
I was reading these things.

1430
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,360
They've never told us the truth once.

1431
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,080
Here's what I think of the government.

1432
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:41,960
They have never, ever said one fucking utterance of truth once, ever.

1433
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,200
I mean, how about them testing fucking atomic bombs?

1434
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,160
Not even fucking George Washington.

1435
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,440
And our fucking soil.

1436
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,120
And atomic, you know what I mean?

1437
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,120
How crazy is that?

1438
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,120
Oh, did you see, man?

1439
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,080
I saw some shit blew up today.

1440
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,280
We need to go see Oppenheimer.

1441
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,480
I think it was either in Japan or New York or somewhere.

1442
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,200
That's completely different places, but okay.

1443
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,440
I think it was Japan.

1444
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:09,080
An underground fucking explosion happened and fucking like it had all this like these

1445
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,440
white vans parked down the street.

1446
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,440
No, I didn't see that.

1447
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,440
Ground opens up.

1448
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,320
The street opens up and all these vans.

1449
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,320
Like a sinkhole.

1450
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,280
No, they pop up off the ground and go towards the buildings.

1451
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,280
People had to run out of the way.

1452
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:24,280
Godzilla, dude.

1453
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,280
Yeah, that's what it was.

1454
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,760
Yeah, it was some fucking cool footage, man.

1455
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,760
It was fucking wild.

1456
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,760
It's like motherfuckers.

1457
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,760
Shit, it's crazy here.

1458
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:31,920
I'm gonna fuck shit up and I'm gonna get you guys back.

1459
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,160
It was fucked up.

1460
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,160
It was fucked up.

1461
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,160
Yeah.

1462
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,160
And where was this at?

1463
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,160
I think it was Japan.

1464
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,160
Okay.

1465
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:42,520
And I'm saying that because the cars were foreign and I just saw a quick clip of it.

1466
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:43,520
It is an island.

1467
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,840
Maybe they get big sinkholes or whatever.

1468
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,040
No, it was an underground explosion from a gas pipe.

1469
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,040
No.

1470
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,920
So I mean the ground fucking blew the fuck up.

1471
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,760
It went outward, not down.

1472
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,760
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1473
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:59,560
It blew up outward and the cars literally popped off the street like they were high

1474
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,760
wheel cars and moved about 10 feet or more.

1475
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,280
We run all our utilities underground.

1476
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,760
You know what I mean?

1477
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,680
So it's not like it's something rare.

1478
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,280
I've tried to run all my utilities underground.

1479
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,200
What did you just say?

1480
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,200
Can you please say that again?

1481
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,280
I run my utilities underground whenever I can.

1482
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,000
Oh, did I mean my neck hurt?

1483
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,440
This fucking guy.

1484
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,320
Don't quit your day job as a sugar baby.

1485
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,320
Fucking hey man.

1486
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:27,320
Fucking guys got jokes.

1487
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:32,120
No, remember when I buried my fucking wires man in the backyard?

1488
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,120
Huh?

1489
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,640
Is this a euphemism for something?

1490
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,640
No.

1491
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,640
Motherfucker.

1492
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,240
Remember when I buried those wires, we had to fucking dig that trench and then put the

1493
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:43,680
fucking big giant.

1494
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:50,520
It was like a three foot piece of PVC because they ran actual wire from the pole underground

1495
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,520
to my house.

1496
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,520
I wasn't there.

1497
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,000
You don't remember that?

1498
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,500
I wasn't there.

1499
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,500
Remember what I was telling you?

1500
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:59,000
They replaced my copper one with a big fucking fat aluminum one.

1501
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,640
Yeah, you made it sound like I was there.

1502
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,880
I thought you were man.

1503
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:02,880
I wasn't there.

1504
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:06,800
Do you remember the, I was telling you about the giant fucking aluminum wire?

1505
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,800
Yeah.

1506
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,800
Okay.

1507
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:09,800
I mean.

1508
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,800
That's when I saw it when they did that.

1509
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:15,320
I took my old one away because I had to amp up my amperage to the house.

1510
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,600
I had to amp up my amperage to the house.

1511
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,720
And they fucking replaced it with an aluminum piece.

1512
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,720
Yeah.

1513
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,720
All you got to do is upsize that aluminum because-

1514
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:22,720
It was fucking huge man.

1515
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,320
The reason they used it is because people won't steal it.

1516
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,320
Aluminum ain't worth shit.

1517
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:27,320
I know.

1518
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,320
It's really worth nothing.

1519
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,320
I know.

1520
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,360
The only good thing about, the only thing that sucks about aluminum and copper is when

1521
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:39,520
you do copper, you have to, you have to stay one size, like 300, you know, MCM.

1522
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,400
But if you do aluminum, you have to upsize it because it's not as good as a conductor.

1523
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,400
I know.

1524
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,400
It's copper.

1525
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,400
All right.

1526
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,400
Excuse me man.

1527
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,400
I mean fucking copper is the best.

1528
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,200
I know about, I'm not an electrician, but dude-

1529
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,440
It's just worth more money.

1530
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,440
That's what it boils down to.

1531
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,720
And I've been dealing with wires my whole life and I know that you don't want an aluminum

1532
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,960
core fucking guitar cable.

1533
00:56:58,960 --> 00:56:59,960
Oh, okay.

1534
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:00,960
I don't know that.

1535
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,960
Microphone cables.

1536
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,520
We want these to be copper not fucking-

1537
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,520
I didn't know that.

1538
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,520
Well, you know.

1539
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,520
No, I didn't.

1540
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,520
I just said I don't know that.

1541
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,720
And stuff shielding.

1542
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,040
Yeah, you understand shielding is shielding.

1543
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,040
Yeah.

1544
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,040
It's just a fucking code.

1545
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,040
Yeah, I understand that.

1546
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,040
These are unshielding.

1547
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,040
These are balanced.

1548
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,040
Do you know what a balanced core does?

1549
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,040
No.

1550
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,040
The balance is through.

1551
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,040
We balance it on these nuts.

1552
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,040
Okay.

1553
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,040
I'll explain it to you later.

1554
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,040
I'll draw some diagrams.

1555
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,040
Yeah, sure.

1556
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,040
I'll teach you what a balanced line is.

1557
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,040
You look at an arrow that says dick head.

1558
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,040
You fucking mama Luke.

1559
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,040
Fucking hilarious.

1560
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:37,720
Don't put your day job either.

1561
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:38,720
No, I'm not going to.

1562
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,960
Let me tell you, this ain't going to pay the bills ever.

1563
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:45,600
So yeah, we're going to have some real, just a little teaser to everybody out there.

1564
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,560
We're going to have some real famous comedians on there.

1565
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,200
Possibly on here soon.

1566
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:56,160
Possibly a famous MMA boxer, certain guy from Ireland.

1567
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,160
Possibly.

1568
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:00,360
You never know, you know?

1569
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,360
Because we got our-

1570
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,360
No, I do know.

1571
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:03,360
We got our guys in the fire.

1572
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:04,360
Yeah.

1573
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,640
I mean, Jesus Christ, you can make as much as you want to say about anything.

1574
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,640
I'll follow you Larry.

1575
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,800
I mean, but when this guy wants to punch you, I'm going to stand over there and smoke

1576
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,800
weed.

1577
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:17,200
I'm like, yeah, that's the guy who said it, not me man.

1578
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,200
That's Larry.

1579
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,400
All right, you want to do your shout outs, kiddo?

1580
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,400
All apologies to the MMA guy.

1581
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,400
Which one?

1582
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,400
Anyone.

1583
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,080
Anyone that wants to punch me.

1584
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,480
All right.

1585
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,480
Shout outs?

1586
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:31,480
Yeah, man.

1587
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:37,480
First of all, we want to lament the loss of Chrissy's bike.

1588
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,480
Chrissy?

1589
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,480
Yeah.

1590
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,480
She didn't die, but we lost her.

1591
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,680
I was going to say, man, I'm like, this is the first time I'm here in a film.

1592
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,680
We lost her as a listener.

1593
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:53,000
Like, man, why are you holding that in, Larry?

1594
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,800
You should have probably started the episode with that.

1595
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,800
If you're listening, we're sorry, honey.

1596
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,800
Yeah, all right, P.

1597
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,400
You know, Needles, he's the fucking cheater.

1598
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,080
All right, let's move on.

1599
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,320
He can't watch his mouth.

1600
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:06,920
He can't control himself sometimes.

1601
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:10,200
Although I got to say, this is a very rare episode.

1602
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,880
Needles isn't fucking blacked out drunk.

1603
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:17,440
Top tape.

1604
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,320
To all the only fangirls, thank you for listening.

1605
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:25,280
Put some thought into this one, didn't you Larry?

1606
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,280
All right, no, for real.

1607
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,000
Thank you, thanks, buddy.

1608
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Shout out, Ross.

1609
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Ross.

1610
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Tiffany.

1611
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Jay, I apologize.

1612
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Chrissy.

1613
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
I'll be a lot nicer.

1614
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,520
I know, I saw you call me the other day.

1615
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,760
I fucking don't know where my phone is.

1616
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,040
If you're hearing this, I'm going to call you, dude, soon.

1617
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,560
I miss you, man.

1618
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,960
And everybody out there, thanks for listening.

1619
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,720
And we really appreciate it.

1620
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:53,720
We love you.

1621
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,920
And have a fucking great day.

1622
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:57,920
I'm Larry.

1623
00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:58,920
And I'm Needles.

1624
00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,920
Peace out.

1625
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:00,920
Peace out, Logan.

1626
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:26,800
Hey, hey, honey buddy.