Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle show.
Larry and Needle.
And the Needle.
Larry and Needle.
And the Needle.
All right, here we are, ladies and gentlemen, the Larry and Needle show.
Where'd the Crack Baby Mobile go?
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
Ah, we were practicing the other day and Bobby took it in the other room.
Okay, well that's shenanigans, but think I don't know.
You got it lighter?
Yeah, I got my own kit.
Okay.
How you doing, Larry?
Pretty good, man.
Pretty good.
Crazy week this week, hasn't it?
Yeah, I got the pool going.
Thank you, Jesus.
I mean, it was going, but the water got really cloudy, all that fucking rain and shit.
It brought it to Leslie's pool and Angelina helped me out.
Welcome to Pool Talk with Larry and Needle.
Yeah, and she told me I needed eight bags of salt.
Because I got a salt water deal and...
You got eight bags of salt in your fish tank.
And now that motherfucker is clear as a bow.
Crystal clear, baby.
So I'm excited about that.
My wife is actually more excited, but...
Yeah, well that's good.
Man, did you see that within this last week, they found three possible potential serial killers.
Yeah, the Gilgo guy.
Yeah, Rex Huerman or something like that.
Rex Huerman.
Huerman or Eurman or something like that.
Eurman.
They said he might have murdered the women in his house.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's a treasure trove of...
Evidence?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, if you're going to be murder...
He had like a secret room, didn't he?
And I think they...
I don't know.
He did have a secret room, yes.
He did?
Yes, he had a secret room.
I didn't know he was there or not.
I was baiting you.
Oh, no, I didn't know that.
Excuse me, he had a secret room and...
These serial killers are weird how they like to keep trophies and stuff.
Like this guy was a true psychopath.
Like, he'd been in contact with the victims' families.
It's so fucked.
They were saying that he was keeping...
He still had the same truck that he had when he did the murders.
Wow.
He had some balls.
Like, this guy never...
Didn't think he was going to get caught.
Like, he's completely astonished that he got caught.
Yeah.
He got caught.
Isn't that nothing?
Well, you know, he had the whole facade.
He had the fucking good job, the place in New York City.
He's a business owner.
Architecture fucking firm.
And he was an architect.
That takes a little bit of brains.
You know, you can't be an idiot.
Multiple properties?
Multiple properties.
And, you know, they're interviewing him on YouTube things and fucking different, you
know, podcasts and whatnot about how he's so successful and shit.
So, you did think he was...
Unpunchable.
He did think he was the shit, yes.
He was very narcissistic.
Had an air of confidence around him, shall I say.
And it's just weird that...
How many serial killers have been caught within the last five years?
I don't know.
But...
I mean, we're talking Big Pro, the Golden State Killer.
I think...
Was that in the last five years?
Yeah.
That guy, he was an old man.
I think BTK might have been a little wild.
Yeah.
But there was another one that was caught.
But now three in a week.
There was another...
There was a guy in Portland that had been killed three or four women.
We still got the Chicago pusher.
Well, we'll get to that in a minute.
Yeah.
Because they just found a new victim.
And I'm going to that place where they keep finding these victims.
The soul shit.
Yeah.
I'm going to see Wayne.
Well, did you see the guy that the pusher did was fucking...
63.
Yeah, it was an old man.
It was like, fuck dude.
You think they would put a fucking camera around there or something?
At this point, put him everywhere.
Yeah, I know what I mean.
Like, come on, man.
Let's get this fucking cameras everywhere else in the city.
Except where the pusher...
The pusher must fucking work.
You know, they should check out a camera.
Maybe the city worker.
Right.
The guy that looks at the city that knows where all the fucking cameras are and aren't.
Maybe it's a...
Because only, you know, who got to know where the cameras are not.
Maybe it's a shapeshifter.
You know what I mean?
Like, fucking...
Could be, man.
This is some evil shit going down.
There's always evil shit going on right now.
Especially now, I think evil's prevailing good right now.
Yeah.
I don't think there's any...
Good's gonna prevail.
I think it's...
I think good is...
I think being good is an injustice.
Oh yeah, right now it's against the law.
But you know, getting back to the narcissistic thing about this other guy, all of serial killers are...
The Gilberts guy?
Yeah.
Starting to rock the...
But you couldn't get more narcissistic than being a serial killer because you don't give a fuck about anything
except right now you're gonna get off killing somebody.
Well, look at...
Life means nothing to you.
Your life means everything.
Everybody else's life is shit.
No, that's not true.
No, it's not true.
Because he treated his wife and his kids with the utmost respect.
But here he is at the same time, multiple burner phones.
And you know burner phones are traceable?
Yeah, I found that out just recently.
Yeah, well, they had a big thing on them before a couple years ago.
But now the technology that the FBI has and all that, they can actually... Burner phones aren't even burner phones anymore.
No.
The only way they were saying to do that, to get past that, is to use a satellite phone and then every time you use it, you gotta change the card out.
Yeah.
Because they can't... And aren't they mean because the technology for... With cell phones is so much more prevalent thing.
Here's the thing, man. I think satellites are bullshit.
I don't even think there was such thing as a satellite and I'll tell you why.
Because the earth is flat?
Well, that's one reason. But here's another reason.
When you're listening... Okay.
When you're using your cell phone and you get to a mountainous area, say like up high in the mountains in Colorado or up in the Appalachian Mountains, out east and shit.
Can't get that root.
Yeah. And then...
Okay.
You're listening to your satellite radio.
Oh, sorry. Bumped into the mic.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Now you get up in the mountains and your satellite radio also doesn't come in. It stops fucking coming in because they're just doing that shit off of cell towers.
They got everybody on the fucking bullshit.
So what supposedly does a satellite do?
Supposedly it's...
Circles the earth.
Yeah.
Okay.
Or some supposedly are stationary.
Yes, they do have stationary ones.
But usually with something like Sirius or something like that, they circle the earth.
And basically, I don't think you can just stay stagnant in one point out above, you know what I mean?
Because supposedly there are some that do.
Okay, but I mean...
But I don't know. Again, I think they're all on balloons.
Huh?
Fucking yeah. NASA is like one of the biggest purchasers of...
Space balloons?
Helium and balloons.
And it's like, well, what the fuck do you need all this helium for? And they make up some bullshit like, oh, we use it to cool down our machines and whatnot.
That's a lie because there's a lot of other fucking chemicals like CO2 that would cool it down a lot.
Fucking more. A lot quicker.
And so they're just sending shit up on balloons.
To where?
Up in the fucking...
Dude, once it gets past the stratosphere and once it gets past...
I mean, this thing's fucking...
It's not gonna make it that far because it's gonna freeze once it gets to space, right?
But there is no space, man.
Oh.
Grateful dead Larry.
Space is another fucking lie.
You see what I did there? I'm starting to... You'll see.
Space is another fucking lie.
You're kidding, right?
There's no such thing as space. No, because there's a fucking firmament going over the Earth.
Everything is contained within it.
Like a biodome?
Just like that. Like we're in a fucking terrarium.
The whole world is in a terrarium.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Son, it's a lot smaller.
How do you know small...
Oh, the studies.
Yeah, you did it yourself, right?
I've been studying, man.
You've been studying what, dude?
I've been studying books and internet things.
I didn't even know you could read, Larry.
Come on. You know I'm a reader.
Yeah.
Fuck.
You're definitely a reader, too.
Okay.
So, yeah. And like the sun is a hell of a lot smaller than they tell us.
And it's a hell of a lot closer.
Okay.
And it's just like we've never been to the moon because...
Man, you know, you're all over the...
You're just making these wild accusations and accusations right now.
No, man.
Yeah, you're smiling over there.
I'm happy.
Oh, you're happy, my ass.
Yeah, I love doing these podcasts.
You know, I know you throw something else stupid at the wall.
See if this one sticks.
So, we started out with the Earth beam.
First of all, we start out with satellites.
Yeah, because those are a lie.
Okay, which I don't think satellites are a lie.
I do.
But a lot of people are going to disagree with me and I'm not going to argue with them.
You could think they're real.
That's bullshit because you would love to argue with them about this.
That would make your day.
Because we all know Larry's a sugar baby.
So, if you really want to argue with Larry, hit us up on Twitter at the LarryTV.
Larry's a sugar baby, so he's got a lot of time to study...
No, I had to argue with him.
...between doing chores for my woman.
Fictitious lies.
That is you right now.
You've been a bad sugar baby.
Fucking stupid as shit.
How about the dude in Italy?
What?
I don't know if we talked about this yet.
So, some dude...
Okay, so there was a 17-year-old girl, an Italian girl,
and there was like a groundskeeper, a landscaper,
and he groped her.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the judge deemed that it was less than 10 seconds, so he let him off.
Right.
Fucking gindaloons.
It wasn't long enough.
No, the gindaloons just get away with everything.
Yeah, well, you know...
Hey, you're pretty lady, come over here and we'll grab your bottom.
We were in Europe on tour, and this girl from Italy...
Wait, let's not burn over this yet, though.
No, I mean, I'm gonna add to this.
Oh, okay.
This girl was telling me that she was up for some kind of fucking rape thing,
a trial, she'd queued someone to rape her.
Like an award or something?
No, no, like she was going to court.
Oh, and the judge told her, let's see what you were wearing and shit,
and she looked real hot, and he's like,
well, I don't blame the guy and fucking let the guy go.
Does she have to wear the outfit back?
The outfit she got raped in?
Let's see, and he's like, well, your ass looks fucking unbelievable,
and I don't blame the guy, and he's fucking literally let the guy fucking go.
Imagine that, you're accusing someone of rape,
and they make you wear the rape dress to the fucking...
Like, listen lady, we don't believe you.
Why don't you just, why don't we stir up all that trauma again
by making you wear the rape dress?
And then they said to her, are you crazy walking around looking this good?
Of course you're going to get raped.
Well, what the fucking Italians, what do you expect?
Right, exactly.
I mean, that's where sexual harassment started.
I also found out that it seemed like,
I don't know if this is a true fucking statistic,
but it seemed like about...
You're just going to say it anyway.
90% of the chicks I met in Europe fucking already got raped.
Larry, I don't, I can't stand,
the Larian Needles show does not stand behind Larry's statement.
No, I don't know if this is true.
90% of women.
90% of the chicks that would come to the rock and roll clubs
and the shows that I would play at.
Well, now you're changing your tune.
Right, see, because I didn't meet a fair, balanced fucking demographic.
I met one certain kind of person all the time.
But you also walked upon, I mean, you just went to the grocery store like,
oh, this lady's been raped.
Well, no, when you were talking,
when you were partying with these chicks and talking to them,
you would find that out, that would come out in the conversation.
And you'd be like, oh, we're floating in a conversation.
I don't know, but you know, everybody's fucking spilling their guts to you.
They think you're some kind of guru, I guess, when you're in the band.
So I'm going to tell you about my rape.
You don't tell a guru about your rapes.
Well, you know.
Maybe you're trauma.
Okay, I can understand that.
I wasn't asking them.
It wasn't like, I wasn't saying, did you get raped?
You know, they would just come out.
You get a couple of Pellegrinos in you.
But it was, you know, yeah, exactly.
I'll hop up on bubbles.
And I don't mean the water.
But no, I understand though.
Yeah, and it was weird.
I was just like, wow, it's a high percentage.
That's kind of not a thing you say on your first, like,
what's that called, when you first meet someone.
No, I'm not, you're free.
You would date these women, your first impression.
You're like, oh yeah, I've been raped.
No, this would be after hanging around them for a couple of hours.
It wasn't like in five minutes they said this.
And what were you trying to do where she's like, hey, I've been raped.
I think there's more to the story than Larry isn't telling us.
No way.
He's never even forced to tell me.
Fuck that.
I mean, it sounds like you tried to and she told you she's been raped.
No, that's the thing.
You know, usually they would tell you afterwards.
Oh, Larry.
You just raped me.
No, I'm kidding.
You don't have the symbol in the fucking snare in here.
We should get a little one for you.
And you could just play it over.
I got a little one.
I know you do, Larry.
I gave it to Tony for...
Mary told us you have a little one.
Remember, I had the little fucking setup for the cat, the little...
Oh yeah.
Cat drones.
So we could do little cat-ex.
That's all we needed is sound effects.
But-ex.
You could just do that every time I was, I'll point at you.
Boom.
Oh yeah, no, it's fucking Italy plays by its own rules, doesn't it?
It's almost like the fucking Bidens, which is very silly.
Oh my God, man.
Because we were talking about this earlier.
This fucking guy, Hunter, man.
Well, okay, listen.
I'm a little jealous, man.
Well, I'm very jealous.
First of all, I'm not mad at Hunter Biden.
Me either.
I'm really not.
I'm more power to him, man.
If you could fucking smoke crack and do coke in the White House and fucking write off
whores on the people's money.
If you could get away with it, get away with it, brother.
He's getting away with it, man.
Until you don't get away with it, because when your dad's not in the White House...
He's gonna get away with it.
Nothing will ever happen.
No, because the secret syrup, they won't cover him anymore.
No, they do.
They will.
Children, yeah, children, yeah.
Children, yeah.
Because if they do the family, they gotta do the children.
Yeah, because people are gonna want to kill this motherfucker, and people are also gonna
want to party with him.
I would be one of the latter that wants to party with him.
You know, hang out, fucking.
Maybe we can get him down here on the podcast.
I would love to.
I mean, that would be fucking amazing.
I don't think we, it would have to be a warehouse.
A pile of fucking coke.
No, no, not at all.
I wouldn't do that, but we would have to have it in a warehouse, because I don't want him contained in the lab.
I really don't.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm within arm's reach almost.
I can only kick so fast.
And then how are we gonna get the secret service in here?
Well, this would be easy.
We're back here in this little soundproof room.
The secret service could be hanging out by the drum kit.
No, not at all.
Yeah, they'd be fucking upstairs.
By the drum kit, the secret service.
Well, no, because no one would be able to get in here.
No, we'd have to have one of them in here.
Yeah, they could hang out.
They'd be sitting right there, man.
That's pretty cool, though.
That'd be cool.
We'd have him run the fucking machine.
I'd like thinking about that.
What cool guts that we could have.
Yeah, Hunter would be great.
And I would get coke.
I don't care what you say.
I would fucking love a Biden.
All right, man.
I mean, like, I'm gonna twist your arm or something.
I mean, shit.
If it's Hunter Biden.
Yeah.
It's just, listen.
It's not like a party, you know.
I would do it like a fucking New Year's Eve in 1978, you know, or whatever.
You would wear a fucking, I don't even know what you, man.
I would wear my fucking plaid soon.
Those really shiny fucking leotards.
You'd be just like, what's her name?
Let's get physical.
Richard Simmons.
No, who's let's get physical?
Livy Newton John.
Yeah, that's what you, leg warmers.
RIP Livy Newton John.
She died?
She's been dead.
COVID.
Tony Bennett died today.
Oh, yeah.
Great jazz singer made this, made a song with Amy Winehouse amongst other satanic fucking
whores like Lady Gaga and stuff, allegedly.
I know that sounds kind of hot, a satanic whore.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's kind of, I don't want, I don't like blood though.
Well, then you don't like satanic whores.
Well, I mean, do I, I don't want their blood on me.
There's going to be all kinds of blood everywhere.
They just throw a bucket on you.
They put the fuck in.
You're getting drunk in the shit.
I didn't even see that coming.
They just blast you with a bucket of blood.
There's still like an entrail in there.
That's the version of the pie in the face.
The satanic pie in the face.
Yeah.
Is a bucket of blood thrown on you.
Fuck yeah.
Maybe.
I mean, there's other weird rituals that, rituals that I'm sure they get into.
Oh, yeah.
But is it really, is it really satanic though?
Or is it just like, it's a derivative of satanism, right?
No, I'm just saying that because they're all famous rock stars and Hollywood people and
they all are fucking in the cult.
That's all.
I don't know for a fact what Lady Gaga does on her own spare time.
I do know that she wore a fucking dress made out of meat.
Which is awesome.
Which is pretty weird.
By the way, when you hear that fucking bad boy, it's top theme.
That's not my phone.
My ringtone.
Oh boy.
Which it has been for like 15 years.
Yeah.
I've been consistent at least.
Rightfully so.
But these rituals that you talk about, I don't think that there's, I mean, everybody's in
some sort of, what do you call it, some sort of fucking cult, right?
Look at the internet.
Oh yeah.
You're addicted to video games.
You're addicted to porn.
It was fucked up, man.
It's all some sort of cult right now.
I'm glad we didn't have that shit when I was a kid.
I know fucking I sound old and I don't give a fuck, but man, we did shit.
We fucking did shit.
Larry is so old school.
These kids don't know how to spit game.
They can't even fucking pick up a chick, man, face to face.
Larry is so old school he lost his phone.
How long has it been now?
Two days?
Two and a half days?
And he doesn't know where it's at.
And I've been calling him and texting him and I finally get here today and I'm like,
what the fuck Larry?
Where's your phone?
He's like, I don't know.
I'll fucking rip out of his mind.
I mean, Jesus dude.
I wish I could be like that.
Like I have to be around my phone.
I'm addicted to it.
See, I'm not.
I don't have that addiction.
My phone does everything for me that I needed to do.
You know, I still use the calculator on it.
I get my porn on it.
You know, I fucking do like math shit, like with electrical stuff.
I just mostly read the news.
The only porn I look at is the stuff that the chicks send out on Twitter and fucking,
you know, because we fuck around with that now.
And I just fucking played the piano all fucking day.
That's all I did for the minute I got up besides the morning at 6am.
By 6am, I was done putting eight bags of fucking salt in the pool.
The life of a sugar baby.
You did your chore for the day and then you could just lay around and get stoned and play the piano.
I mean, fuck man.
You gotta get in where you fit in, right?
I work.
You go for a scooter ride.
I fucking generate money.
Yeah.
Man, I've seen those feet.
You couldn't even sell footpicks.
Come on, man.
At least you have shoes on.
Thank you today, Larry.
I don't like when you bring the fucking rubble ass feet into the lab.
My feet are...
I don't want to look at them, dude.
Come on, that's weird, dude.
Come on, bro.
Put them fucking...
Last night we practiced.
There was a window open and flies were coming in and shit.
You're flying around your feet.
At Dave's house.
No, but there'd be just like one flying around the room and I'm like, dude, I'll bring you a fly swatter next week.
Okay.
You guys have screens?
No, there's no screens on his fucking basement windows.
Okay, well, what are you gonna do?
It's not your house?
No, it's cool.
You should wear a fucking fly tape on a hat.
You just catch a movie from your camera.
Hang them for the mic stand.
Do that also.
I mean, that's true white trash right there.
Remember that going into fucking...
That'd be your name for a band, Fly Tape.
Yeah.
Right?
Fly Tape's okay.
I'm sure the reality is because they make...
I think there's a skateboard deck cover.
It's called Fly Tape.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A grip tape.
I think it is.
I don't know how I would just...
Not that you mentioned that.
That sounds familiar.
Chris used to fucking get in the skateboard and Chris, RIP and fuck man.
All those little brands that he'd fucking have stickers of on his guitar case.
He'd be like, is that a band or something?
No dude, that's a fucking wheels.
No dude, don't...
Bearings and shit, frogs and different stuff.
Yeah, I mean you got more bands.
You got more fucking random shit than Carter's got pills.
Is he dead?
No, Jimmy Carter's still alive, right?
Them motherfuckers should be dead, but...
I don't know.
I think he died.
No, I don't think Jimmy Carter's died, man.
I think this motherfucker's still going.
Oh, I think he just recently croaked.
You know who's got some fat titties, dude?
Susan Sarandon.
She is a fucking hot-key sex man.
Susan Sarandon is an old lady by now.
Well, no, I mean yes, but so?
I know, I'd still throw her one.
She's smug, but she might...
You'd still throw her one?
I'd throw her a bang.
I'll DM her for you.
I'll add mention to her that Larry wants to get it on with Susan Sarandon.
Dude, she's a fucking...
No, I would be doing her a favor.
Oh, you would?
Yeah.
You'd probably blow her hip out.
You'd probably blow your hip out.
Maybe.
You both would at the same time.
You'd get stuck in some weird commasuit for shit.
We did some fucking matching crutches.
You'd have to bedazzle yours like a true fanook.
Whatever hers was, I would get.
Let me see, man.
I think he's fucking still alive, dude.
Man, I can't believe that motherfucker's still alive.
I don't know.
The wonders of Adrena Chrome.
That's where you have it.
What do you mean?
Dude, this motherfucker's drink blood.
Don't talk shit about Jimmy Carter, man.
He's out there doing houses and shit still, man.
I was alive when Jimmy Carter was the president.
So was I, asshole.
What are you talking about?
Come on.
70...
No.
Yeah, 75.
Alright, 71 to 87.
To 81, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Bye, son of a bitch.
You didn't realize that he was the president until later.
Who said that?
You didn't know.
I didn't know who the president was when I was a kid.
I didn't know that LBJ was the fucking president.
I just brought up Jimmy Carter, ass clown.
I'm saying when I was a kid, you didn't know Jimmy Carter was the president until later.
I can tell you I was more aware of the president than I am now.
We just actually...
We know you don't know the president.
Yeah, what I was gonna say.
It's already out there.
We already know.
It's already out there in the ether that I don't...
It's not that I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know that you think Joe Biden's the vice president.
I don't care.
Fucking Bush.
Things would be a lot better than they are now, probably.
I don't know, man.
Bush was an asshole.
He was a tyrant.
Yeah.
He was a pauper.
Or not a pauper.
He was a puppet, I mean.
Well, he was a fucking charge of the CIA.
And when Reagan became president in 1980, they took Bush.
Reagan said, I never heard of this motherfucker because he was a behind the scenes killer.
He's the guy that killed fucking JFK.
And so fucking...
I mean, Larry, this is a really fucking...
Allegedly.
This is what I think.
This is my theories, man.
Allegedly.
And so all of a sudden, Bush is the vice president for Reagan, a very well-loved fucking president.
Even though he was a Democrat at heart, they put him in as a Republican, which is known
today as a Rhino, a Republican in name only, in fucking...
So now when Reagan's done, he's a shoe-in.
So now we got the leader of the fucking CIA as the president.
And then all of a sudden, his dumb ass son, who has no fucking right in the world.
I remember being frightened out of my mind thinking, when George W. Bush, the son became
president...
Yeah, Dubya.
Dubya.
I remember thinking, fuck, I'm afraid because I feel like I'm smarter than the president.
And I want the president to be a fuck of a lot smarter than I am.
That's just the way I roll.
I want my president to fucking be smart.
And now I feel like, oh my god.
Fucking Biden makes that motherfucker look like a rogue scholar.
I'm sure they pushed him through some kind of fucking schooling and he's got some Harvard
degree, Dubya.
But he's as dumb as a fucking rock, man.
I don't know that much about the presidents, but I think...
Well, I do.
Okay.
Obviously.
Oh, excuse me fucking Larry the scholar.
Dude, I'll run this shit down.
I'll fucking...
Run, yeah, you'll burn this shit down.
You keep on burning.
Burn.
You're going to run like that.
Fuck what was I just gonna say about the...
You know, it used to be...
When you met a president, it used to be cool.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like now...
When I was a kid, we went to Woodfield and we didn't meet him, but we saw Gerald Ford,
another piece of shit president.
I mean, kind of a wishy washy guy.
I guess he was all right.
They just painted him bad.
Now looking back on it the way the media works, he was probably a lot better than they said
he was.
But I think...
We went to Woodfield and the fucking place was so packed that it felt like those...
You know how like it's a balcony going all the way around the town?
It felt like that shit was going to fall down.
You couldn't even move.
Just to see the president.
Yeah.
It was a big fucking deal.
Hit the ball.
My dad said, come on to me and my little brother.
We're going to Woodfield and we're like, why?
He never brought us to Woodfield before and he's like the president's there.
Isn't that crazy that he could get away with that?
Like imagine like...
Dude, you could get shot from anywhere.
Well, I was young, I don't remember getting searched at all.
I mean, the amount of people was fucking ridiculous.
Because you were a child.
Maybe that's because you were a child.
I also think they might have had him covered in the immediate area.
You call it the Pope bubble?
Well, maybe they knew these people are not going to get anywhere near him because we
didn't get anywhere close.
Yeah, but there's higher ground though.
Yeah.
And that mall was huge.
It was.
You could...
Thousands of people.
Thousands.
How many people were there?
That's a good fucking question.
That's a good one to look up.
I could fucking...
Because man, it was fucking crazy and my dad brought us and we went there and it lasted
about an hour and we laughed and we were like, wow, we were all fucking jacked up for it.
You know what I'm saying?
We couldn't be more fucking excited.
Well, it's exciting.
Yeah, it was great.
Like I was saying, now people will post pictures with Trump and it's like people...
And listen, this is nothing...
I'm not pro-Trump against Trump.
I'm just saying as a normal person, not normal, but as a person, yeah, that people will actually
get mad at you for posting pictures with the president.
Yeah.
Like where it's like, hey, listen, this is...
What about this?
No, wait, the problem isn't this guy taking the picture with it.
It's the problem that nobody can get the fuck along and that's why he's just so fucked
up in this...
Exactly.
And I'm so skeptical about how drinking coffee is racist now because it was created by black
people, for black people.
And white people are drinking and they took it over with Starbucks.
White people took it over and it's like a power of white supremacy.
Well, speaking of white supremacy...
I'm not condoning white supremacy, but that is a far-fetched idea.
But speaking of white supremacy, here's my pun.
Jack white, such a cunt.
Oh, yeah.
Right on the fucking topic you're talking about.
So Joe Rogan, okay, Trump went to this MMA fight and Joe Rogan was there, Guy Fieri...
Yeah, Guy Fieri took a picture with him.
Everybody was paling around with him and fucking Jack White got on Twitter and called everybody
out.
I mean, that's the kind of a fucking jag off that's making everyone not get along.
Who gives a fuck about Trump, really?
Yeah, mind your business, bitch.
Yeah, dude, go make a fucking record, you cop sucker.
How about you shut the fuck up?
Or quit making records.
Just because you think you're a celebrity and you're gonna get...
You have all these followers.
Or just some dork.
You're a cult leader, technically.
He's a fucking dork.
He's a cult leader.
I have all these followers and what I say, they will follow me.
That's what it's like, Jonestown.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the definition of a cult.
It says on Twitter how many followers you have.
Yeah.
Jack White has his followers, which listen, I don't like the white stripes.
Yeah.
Meg White was a fucking...
She was a little piece of ass.
I like her, she had some nice titties.
Yeah, but I mean, when they were original shit like that and they were, you know, OG
white stripes and that was cool.
Yeah, but the only good thing about Jack White was Meg White.
And by the way, that was her last name that he took.
Yeah, how about this, sit in your fucking room and shut the fuck up.
Go back to your little room and shut your little fucking mouth.
You're getting these people...
You know that white stripes song we're talking about in this little room?
No, I don't listen to them, they're not that fucking...
They listen to a couple of their songs.
See, I was exposed to all that shit, always on the road and in the club somewhere and
playing that shit.
But at the same time, you didn't give a fuck about Jack White's personal feelings or thoughts
or opinions.
No, I don't know.
And no, and he listened.
I like when he comes up with a cool guitar riff.
I don't need to hear him fucking spot all the time.
He's a fucking douche.
He is a douche.
He really is.
I mean, who the fuck cares?
Like it pisses you off that the dude from Flavortown, Guy Fieri, that is just like the
craziest fucking being with the frosted tics and the fucking tattoos and the rings and
he's the mayor of Flavortown, which doesn't even exist.
I mean, only in his...
Somebody came up with this and for him and he's completely behind it.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
Like listen, the guy made some good shows.
I watched Diners Driving and whatever.
Hey, not only that, he just recently, you know, when all these things go down like a catastrophe
or a natural disaster or some fucking city can't fucking get food, he's there feeding
them all.
Like he's spent like $20 million on the last fucking thing that went wrong.
I can't remember what it was.
He was helping out.
It was the wildfires in California.
Yeah, that was the best thing.
And he was helping out cooking.
So that guy gives back fucking.
Jack White is just going around raking in money, playing...
He's just calling attention to himself.
Like, you know what?
I'm fucking...
I have a lull in my career, so I'm gonna go to a plat.
So he's made a Guy Fieri who fucking donated to...
The mayor of Flavortown show your respect.
Right.
And fucking just because he took a picture with Trump and here's the thing.
If Jack White saw Trump, what would he do?
Would he throw a fucking hissy fit?
Well, he called out fucking Kid Rock and fucking all these other people that were there and
saying that they should be ashamed of themselves.
It's like, motherfucker, Obama killed more people than any other president.
And you're not talking about that shit.
Yeah, motherfucker, Frank Marshall Davis Jr.
Oh, what do you call it?
You know what the funny thing is, is that if we say we're going...
We created a war, technically, the United States did.
Because when 9-11 happened or anything, I was watching these crazy things about the wars
that America started.
Oh, Oliver.
Like the one in the Philippines.
Oliver.
And how they perpetuated this cycle of just us being a bully.
And the next thing you know, fuck, man.
We are bullies.
I lost my train of thought.
Well, here's the thing, man.
We started all these fucking wars.
Like, golf of Tonkin and shit.
Just to make money and overthrow their government and put in our fucking guys that we want.
That's the whole fucking purpose.
I was talking about making billions of dollars.
Yeah, I was talking about how these, like, Guantanamo Bay.
Yeah.
Like, nobody talks about Guantanamo Bay.
Like, dude, remember when they were taking pictures of those people in the fucking pyramids?
And they were like, the girl was standing next to them and they were like naked, all
tight, like on top of each other?
Like, dude, they would make a girl go in there in a bikini and fuck with them.
It was crazy shit the torture they would do to that.
Yeah.
Would you ever get waterboarded?
I never got waterboarded.
No, would you?
Like, for shits and giggles.
What do they do now?
Okay, so this is what I've seen.
They take a towel, like a bag, like anything a towel, and they hold it over your face
and then they pour water into your mouth.
Yeah, no, that's horrible.
Well, I didn't, I know that's horrible.
I don't want to have, no, I wouldn't get waterboarded.
You don't want to try it?
No.
Okay.
I'll do it to somebody.
You ever kiss your cousin?
No.
What?
No, but waterboarding sounds fucking horrible.
Yeah.
It really does.
The tactics that the American use for torture, like we're the most brutal country, like
getting back to the...
I don't know, man.
My buddy was telling me about some shit they were doing in Columbia that was pretty fucking
brutal.
Well, I mean, fuck it, hey, man.
Think about who runs those countries.
I mean, those third world countries.
Yeah.
I mean, I remember going to Mexico and there would just be live electrical wires on the
ground and the place would flood all the time.
Like when you cross the border from San Ysidro and you go down to TJ and you hit the market
right there, there would just be wires everywhere and this is going into Mexico.
It wasn't exactly, it was the great...
We must not be well approved.
I don't know if I told you about this, but there was a place that they're fucking...
So there was like a huge square and there were like all these little shanties and they
had like wrestling toys from the 80s and all this shit was just covered in like two inches
of dust and it was just like a building like this.
And then you would go up and you would...
It was like you'd buy your drugs there and then on the back of it, it was a shooting
gallery.
Oh my God.
But there would be like 50 of them in this...
In the whole square.
Oh my God.
And then all going on at the same time and this one cartel runs the square.
Oh man.
It was the people would be shooting now.
Like it was the craziest thing.
So you go in there and nobody ever buys the fucking toy.
No, they had like an inch of dust on them.
They had like an ultimate war, you know what I mean?
Like shit from the 80s.
And then you walk back there and it would just be like folding tables and folding chairs
and there'd be like two jugs of five gallon jugs of water.
Needles.
No.
And then done and you could buy needles in the corner.
It was the craziest thing.
And you would hear like, oh, it was the fucking weirdest thing ever.
But that's...
It sounds horrible.
It's a third world country.
That's where I was getting at.
Yeah.
You know?
It sounds like you fit right in there.
No, I did live there for a little bit and I mean it was intense.
Yeah.
It was a little bit different but I had a job in San Diego.
Right.
I would cross the border every single day.
Fuck.
And I was maintaining a not a healthy habit.
Right.
You know?
So it was kind of fucking...
I was not looking good for needles at that point in time.
But...
So you're earning your nickname.
Even before I got it.
Yeah.
I mean I was the head of the curve, if you want to say.
Of course because you know, we got to...
Shout out to Matt down there in Florida for giving needles the name because that was
the deal.
You weren't at one of the gigs and you say, hey, where's your buddy needles?
We talked about this before.
Yeah.
So you don't start out with the name and then fucking do that.
Yeah, that's the answer.
I mean I'll give you the nickname and then you know, it's a nice start to me.
Which would be hilarious.
You guys gave me the nickname so now I gotta fucking completely...
Live up to it.
Yeah, you gotta completely live up to it though.
Which is very funny reminder to fucking not fuck around with needles.
I don't fuck around with needles.
We don't condone that shit people.
It's just a nickname man.
I've never touched a needle in my life.
Okay.
Just touched me.
I was accosted by needles.
It was raining down needles.
That's my memoirs, accosted by needles.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Which is very silly.
So then, okay, getting back to the fucking satellites, which I think is great, is that
you think there's no curvature to the earth and you think the earth is flat, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right?
I do.
And you stand behind that 100%?
Well, here's the thing too man.
The very first time we went on a tour to Europe and we flew over Greenland and shit to go
to like England or something.
And I'm like, what the fuck man?
Why do we go up so far north?
You know, we're practically at the fucking north pole and then go down like that.
Oh yeah, blah, blah, blah, the jet stream, this and that.
But when you look at the flat earth map and I realize this man, these fucking people are
not going to waste money on gas and not going a straight line.
They travel in fucking straight lines.
Airplanes, they go in fucking straight lines.
That's all there is to it.
Every time I flew anywhere, we flew in a fucking straight line directly to the place.
And you could tell when you're going like say from Santiago, Chile to fucking Buenos
Aires, Argentina, because you're flying straight across and they don't make up any fucking
excuses then.
You just fly in the straight line.
Well, so we fly in a straight line and we go to England and when you look at the flat
earth map, that's exactly the path that we would take.
We'd fly to Germany, fly to Amsterdam, fly to these countries and every time we're going
over Michigan, over Canada and it's like, well, why don't we just go straight out the fucking
east coast? I would always say, I don't get this.
This doesn't make sense.
Isn't the fucking shortest distance between point A and B a straight line?
That's what they teach in school in your fucking first grade or something, man.
So that's one of the things.
That's one reason for my own physical, visual and fucking analysis of doing it many, many,
many times, flying over there many times.
It wasn't one trip.
It wasn't like I was hallucinating.
I've been there.
Okay, I understand that.
But your evidence though, okay, you just keep on talking about how you believe.
That's one part of my evidence.
Well, you just telling me how you believe that the earth is flat because you went from point
A to point B in a straight line that they taught us in first grade.
Yeah.
Okay, so what's the next evidence?
The next evidence?
Yeah.
I mean, you got to have points.
I mean, you have this ready.
You have a flatter map on your-
When Satan took Jesus to the top of the mountain.
Wait a second.
What was that again?
Satan took Jesus to the top of the mountain.
Gangster disciples, Larry.
He showed him the whole earth from the highest top mountain.
Okay.
Probably Mount Everest or something.
It said, all this could be yours if you do what I say, you know, all this and that.
And Jesus was like, fuck that dude.
I'm doing my thing and you're, you know, you're you on me.
And if the earth was fucking round, how would they be able to see every single fucking city
in land on the earth if they wouldn't be able to see underneath, man?
What was this, like 1530, 1500s BC you're talking about?
I don't know.
Okay.
So what?
No, not.
It's like, it was probably like, uh, 300.
Three BC.
I'd have to be AD.
Isn't that anodomus or something like that?
Oh, yeah.
Now they call it BC.
No, yeah.
Now they call it B. It was before Christ.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
But now they call it BCE before current, uh, they changed it, man.
They took, they took God out of the name.
They added another letter and they took Jesus out of the BC shit.
So yeah, it's all fucked up.
But the thing is, if the earth was round, they wouldn't have been able to see it.
And it's over and over written in the Bible over and over the examples.
And it doesn't say the earth is flat straight out.
It just fucking says examples where things that they say happen wouldn't have fucking
been able to happen if the earth was round.
Okay.
That's all.
That's just another example.
Um, uh, I just think, I don't, I think it's another example is Suez.
I really think it's Malarkey.
Another example is the Suez Canal.
Shit about the Suez Canal.
Now listen, Suez Canal was a fight and work.
That motherfucker goes for over a hundred miles.
Now according to the fucking mathematics of the round earth, every mile, the earth is
going to drop off eight inches square.
Curvature.
There's going to be a curvature.
That's the supposed fucking math.
That's the mathematics to their curvature because it's all bullshit.
But the Suez Canal, for some reason goes from the Mediterranean sea to the Red Sea,
which are both completely flat with no curvature whatsoever.
Okay.
And the Suez Canal with no locks or channels travels all the way, 100 miles connecting
these two fucking bodies of water flat the entire way.
Now if there was curvature to the earth, it would drop eight inches every foot square
every mile, every mile, eight inches.
So 100 miles, that would be quite a fucking drop.
You could survey that though.
They did survey that and it's completely 100% flat.
It's been surveyed.
They surveyed the fuck out of that because they had to build the Suez Canal.
It's not a natural thing.
That is a man made thing.
And when they fucking build buildings like say the World Trade Center's, RIP, all the
people that got killed by our government.
Allegedly fucking, they surveyed that thing for 100% level.
You just put an arm like that Larry.
They fucking survey that thing to be 100% level.
They don't fucking add in no mathematics for fucking curvature.
If there was curvature, the beams at the top would be further out than the beams at the
bottom because it would be following the supposed.
For every mile?
Yeah.
And fucking, did you ever see the World Trade Center?
Those motherfuckers were big.
Each one had like their own zip code dude.
They were fucking taking up a big fucking area.
The footprint of them.
Not only were they tall, but they were fucking.
It was a whole infrastructure.
Yeah.
Things going on in there.
So, they didn't fucking look.
Those guys didn't fucking do any mathematics for curvature.
And you'd think on a big project like that they would.
You know, same with all the bridges and same, you know, San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge.
Hey, but if you look at it.
Brooklyn Bridge.
If you look at the bridges, they curve up.
They do, but they're fucking, but that's where the weight stress fucking things.
The actual fucking thing is going, it's level, bro.
All right.
Those fucking things are level.
I'm going to tell you right now.
Water level.
They call it water level because it's always level.
Okay, stop for a second.
It's not always level.
Water level deviates.
It's always level though.
You put water in a fucking container.
It's going to level out and it's going to fucking be level.
Even if it's a, I don't know what that means.
Lake Michigan is fucking level all the way across, dude.
You can fucking see Chicago from fucking Michigan and from Indiana and shit.
If it was curved, you wouldn't fucking be able to see it.
Okay.
You know what I've always been taught?
A globe.
I know.
And that's the biggest lie.
I'm disengaged.
I've lived in the globe too.
Believe me.
It's not even, not even believing it.
That's what was given to me.
And this is what the world looks like.
Yeah.
These are the planets that are other circles around.
I know.
We used to make fucking little foam balls.
I've done that too.
The solar system going around.
Yes.
And I love doing that.
It has been entrenched in our brain.
Believe me.
My fucking world is shattered that there's no space and all that because I liked all
that shit, but now I know it's all just a bunch of bullshit.
They tell you their theories and their mathematics and then they got some cartoonist or fucking
illustrator or computer graphics guy, make some picture on some space show or some fucking
ancient aliens.
And you think that you saw the sun or you think that you saw what Jupiter looks like
or what fucking Saturn looks like, but it's all a bunch of fucking artists renditions,
man.
It's a bunch of fucking lies.
I mean, when they go out and they use, let's say a Hubble telescope or they use Hubble
Telescope is bullshit.
Okay, wait, wait.
Hubble Telescope was a scan for them to get a bunch of money from us and they made a little
plastic model of it and they tell you, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's up in space.
So then they get some guy to make the galaxy and shit are coming back and they get some
guy to make pictures because they got all this money and they tell the artists, make
it look really freaky, man.
Make it look like in my eye coach, we never really saw a supernova, but we have the mathematics
and we sense that one happened.
But if one came close to us, we'd be dead.
They tell you on the space show, give me a fucking break in such bullshit.
Now you're denouncing space and science.
Yeah.
Man, Larry, you're just going after that.
I'm not denouncing science.
I'm all down for scientific experiments.
In fact, they did scientific experiments with high tech instruments back in the fucking
1890s and fucking when they prove the earth was flat, these two guys, their name slips
me up right now.
If I knew we were getting into this, I would have made notes.
But anyways, Einstein, they pulled this motherfucker out and said, and he wasn't even that smart.
He was not even average.
Chris Lemke, my old drummer, blew that motherfucker away on mathematics.
Einstein was a fucking idiot.
Anyways, they pulled him out, made him seem like a genius.
The media hyped him up, the media of the day.
And that's why they got him rushed out of Nazi Germany before they started killing people
and shit because they knew that shit was going to happen too.
But anyways, check it out, allegedly.
Anyways, so Einstein makes this fucking mathematical problem and the problem could be just disproved
over and over that M E equals MC square.
That's a fucking crock, a fucking bullshit.
But everyone believes it because it's echoed over and over and over again.
And again, I'll hit the mathematics on the next fucking episode.
Wait a second.
See that again?
The math problem is written down.
See that again?
Mathematics.
Do that Larry.
Okay, here's the Einstein theory, okay?
Half a glass of water.
I'm going to take a big breath for that.
Equals one half.
I'm fucking this up already.
Imagine that.
I'm going to wait.
Wait a second.
I'm going to do the math tracks for this.
I'm too high.
I got to look it.
I got it written down.
I got to look at it.
That was amazing.
Thank you Larry for that fucking.
Dude, I'm a firm believer in that.
What the full showing of mathematics.
People think I'm fucking crazy.
All the dudes in my other, in the punk band think I'm fucking crazy.
None of them agree with me on anything.
Well, this might be the QAnon shirt.
I mean, that's a big indicator from the bat.
It's not a QAnon shirt.
Yeah, it is.
Look at it.
It's right there.
There's a huge Q.
Yeah, that's a Q.
It doesn't say a nine.
It's just a Q.
Where we go one, we all, we go all.
Is that what it says?
Where we go one, we.
Dude, I mean, are you in some pecker kissing gang?
No dude, that's a fucking quote from John F. Kennedy.
Okay, and so that's what they've adopted.
Yeah, I guess so.
It's just a T-shirt my wife gave me.
It's actually a cool shirt.
It's like a baseball shirt.
It's a three quarter.
It is pretty cool.
Mine is that Q on the front of it.
I mean, you're really just showing your affiliations.
It's like a face tattoo.
It's not quite like a face tattoo.
It's probably worse than a face tattoo.
You get punched in the face for that.
Dude, you take this off though.
Huh?
You get punched in the face for that.
I'd like to see that.
Maybe.
That'd be pretty funny.
I don't care.
I'd bite the guy.
So I'm in the weed store with Dave and fucking, I'm sitting there waiting because of course
I'm not buying any.
I'm just waiting around.
Because weed is fine too.
Yeah, and some dyke lady says to me on the way out, oh, queer American.
I like that shirt.
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
Thank you.
She thought you were a fanook.
Yeah.
Larry, I love you for telling me that.
Queer American.
Because she saw the Q, you know.
I know.
What the fuck?
What do you mean she saw the Q?
And you know, on the red wagon balloon, she's like, oh, queer American.
She's so progressive, Larry.
Right.
You're like, bitch, you don't even know what to stand for.
I'm one of those guys that holds the tiki torches.
No way.
I ain't no fucking tiki torture.
I think you would.
Fuck no, dude.
I think if they had good weed, you'd go to hell and hold the torch for an hour.
Maybe.
They're like, hey, check out this new bong, Larry.
But you got to hold this torch and walk back around to the bong.
And they're like, OK, well, that hurts only an hour.
We're going to put the bong around this block.
No, you can carry it and just pull bongs.
Here's an attached to the tiki torch.
This is the only way I'm doing this, fellas.
One time at Lollapalooza, I bought a fucking bamboo bong.
The second Lollapalooza and fishbone was there, and that's the reason I was going.
Mary went with me and a couple of her friends and my brother and we had weed and they had
a little head shop and they actually had a bong and it was made out of bamboo, like
a piece of fucking wood natural and they had, you know, Jamaican paint colors on it and
shit.
Real, real white persons kind of ball.
Yeah.
Jamaicans aren't smoking that.
Fuck no.
It was bamboo, though.
OK, so Asians aren't smoking it either.
I mean, that's a great culture clash.
It was like 1992 or something.
I'm just saying that bamboo bong made from Asia with the Jamaican colors on it.
I mean, shout out to Benetton.
No, it wasn't made.
It wasn't made.
This motherfucker was homemade.
It was really rigged up together, dude, trust me.
They were selling it?
It was like one of a kind.
They had all random pipes and shit.
This was like a bowl stuck through the wood.
It wasn't even at a good angle.
It was like a straight line.
You could barely put water in the air.
Exactly.
You got to tilt the back so water doesn't pour out the fucking stem.
Calm down, fucking.
I don't even know a good word.
It was like the cheapest fucking bowl they had at the whole fucking stand.
What's a Jamaican name?
Bob Marley.
No, I know, but I don't want to say a racist one, but it's a funny sounding, I don't know,
man.
Do you really know any Jamaican names?
I don't know, but I know I met a lot of Jamaican cab drivers and shit, but I've never fucking
known any as actual friends.
I never had any.
No, I don't know any Jamaicans, man.
Well, I mean, look at their shirt.
It's fucking completely crazy.
Are you kidding, man?
The Jamaican would love this fucking shirt, dude.
I'm sure he would.
Man, a cue, I like that, man.
I don't even know what Jamaican names are.
That's pretty funny.
I've met Jamaicans.
Here's what cue is.
Okay.
This is some shit my wife follows.
It's like this guy and he drops these fucking posts and everyone speculates who it is because
he always puts out this really accurate information, but he signs every fucking post cue.
Now the fucking media got ahold of it because this guy puts out truth.
You don't think it's more than one person?
I don't know.
Maybe it is.
Maybe people used to say, oh, it's Donald Trump and not, no, no.
It's JFK Jr.
He's still alive.
You know, all these different crazy stories.
And I don't think it's either one of those things, but they also think, oh, it's one
of the top military officials because how does he know all these different military things
that are going to happen?
Because he'll say it and then it'll happen.
Got a leaker?
He'll say it and then it'll happen.
He'll give warnings to the people and then it'll happen.
He'll say they're going to do this now and then they'll do that.
And so the media hates this fucking guy.
They hate anybody that tells the truth.
So they made up a thing called QAnon to make it sound like everybody's crazy.
Everybody is crazy.
Right.
But you don't have to.
The least craziest people are the people fucking listening to this, even though it's a crazy
fucking thing.
And I'll admit it, it is fucking crazy.
It's not a cult.
Yeah.
And you know, but it's a thing and fucking, I think it's cool.
Q is kind of cool.
I don't think Q is cool at all.
I think it's just a fucking farcical thing that somebody made up and a bunch of lemmings
are following it.
Well, it's been going on for years, man.
Yeah.
But at the same time, what is the truth?
Shit, you can find the truth anywhere now.
Well, not really.
I don't think it's one person.
They're spewing a lot of fucking lies, man.
They're trying to cloud the truth.
Everybody's truth lies.
A lot.
You don't think the government lies to us every day?
Every fucking word out of their fucking mouth, bro.
Like, I've been reading.
I was reading these things.
They've never told us the truth once.
Here's what I think of the government.
They have never, ever said one fucking utterance of truth once, ever.
I mean, how about them testing fucking atomic bombs?
Not even fucking George Washington.
And our fucking soil.
And atomic, you know what I mean?
How crazy is that?
Oh, did you see, man?
I saw some shit blew up today.
We need to go see Oppenheimer.
I think it was either in Japan or New York or somewhere.
That's completely different places, but okay.
I think it was Japan.
An underground fucking explosion happened and fucking like it had all this like these
white vans parked down the street.
No, I didn't see that.
Ground opens up.
The street opens up and all these vans.
Like a sinkhole.
No, they pop up off the ground and go towards the buildings.
People had to run out of the way.
Godzilla, dude.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Yeah, it was some fucking cool footage, man.
It was fucking wild.
It's like motherfuckers.
Shit, it's crazy here.
I'm gonna fuck shit up and I'm gonna get you guys back.
It was fucked up.
Yeah.
And where was this at?
I think it was Japan.
Okay.
And I'm saying that because the cars were foreign and I just saw a quick clip of it.
It is an island.
Maybe they get big sinkholes or whatever.
No, it was an underground explosion from a gas pipe.
No.
So I mean the ground fucking blew the fuck up.
It went outward, not down.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It blew up outward and the cars literally popped off the street like they were high
wheel cars and moved about 10 feet or more.
We run all our utilities underground.
You know what I mean?
So it's not like it's something rare.
I've tried to run all my utilities underground.
What did you just say?
Can you please say that again?
I run my utilities underground whenever I can.
Oh, did I mean my neck hurt?
This fucking guy.
Don't quit your day job as a sugar baby.
Fucking hey man.
Fucking guys got jokes.
No, remember when I buried my fucking wires man in the backyard?
Huh?
Is this a euphemism for something?
No.
Motherfucker.
Remember when I buried those wires, we had to fucking dig that trench and then put the
fucking big giant.
It was like a three foot piece of PVC because they ran actual wire from the pole underground
to my house.
I wasn't there.
You don't remember that?
I wasn't there.
Remember what I was telling you?
They replaced my copper one with a big fucking fat aluminum one.
Yeah, you made it sound like I was there.
I thought you were man.
I wasn't there.
Do you remember the, I was telling you about the giant fucking aluminum wire?
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean.
That's when I saw it when they did that.
I took my old one away because I had to amp up my amperage to the house.
I had to amp up my amperage to the house.
And they fucking replaced it with an aluminum piece.
Yeah.
All you got to do is upsize that aluminum because-
It was fucking huge man.
The reason they used it is because people won't steal it.
Aluminum ain't worth shit.
I know.
It's really worth nothing.
I know.
The only good thing about, the only thing that sucks about aluminum and copper is when
you do copper, you have to, you have to stay one size, like 300, you know, MCM.
But if you do aluminum, you have to upsize it because it's not as good as a conductor.
I know.
It's copper.
All right.
Excuse me man.
I mean fucking copper is the best.
I know about, I'm not an electrician, but dude-
It's just worth more money.
That's what it boils down to.
And I've been dealing with wires my whole life and I know that you don't want an aluminum
core fucking guitar cable.
Oh, okay.
I don't know that.
Microphone cables.
We want these to be copper not fucking-
I didn't know that.
Well, you know.
No, I didn't.
I just said I don't know that.
And stuff shielding.
Yeah, you understand shielding is shielding.
Yeah.
It's just a fucking code.
Yeah, I understand that.
These are unshielding.
These are balanced.
Do you know what a balanced core does?
No.
The balance is through.
We balance it on these nuts.
Okay.
I'll explain it to you later.
I'll draw some diagrams.
Yeah, sure.
I'll teach you what a balanced line is.
You look at an arrow that says dick head.
You fucking mama Luke.
Fucking hilarious.
Don't put your day job either.
No, I'm not going to.
Let me tell you, this ain't going to pay the bills ever.
So yeah, we're going to have some real, just a little teaser to everybody out there.
We're going to have some real famous comedians on there.
Possibly on here soon.
Possibly a famous MMA boxer, certain guy from Ireland.
Possibly.
You never know, you know?
Because we got our-
No, I do know.
We got our guys in the fire.
Yeah.
I mean, Jesus Christ, you can make as much as you want to say about anything.
I'll follow you Larry.
I mean, but when this guy wants to punch you, I'm going to stand over there and smoke
weed.
I'm like, yeah, that's the guy who said it, not me man.
That's Larry.
All right, you want to do your shout outs, kiddo?
All apologies to the MMA guy.
Which one?
Anyone.
Anyone that wants to punch me.
All right.
Shout outs?
Yeah, man.
First of all, we want to lament the loss of Chrissy's bike.
Chrissy?
Yeah.
She didn't die, but we lost her.
I was going to say, man, I'm like, this is the first time I'm here in a film.
We lost her as a listener.
Like, man, why are you holding that in, Larry?
You should have probably started the episode with that.
If you're listening, we're sorry, honey.
Yeah, all right, P.
You know, Needles, he's the fucking cheater.
All right, let's move on.
He can't watch his mouth.
He can't control himself sometimes.
Although I got to say, this is a very rare episode.
Needles isn't fucking blacked out drunk.
Top tape.
To all the only fangirls, thank you for listening.
Put some thought into this one, didn't you Larry?
All right, no, for real.
Thank you, thanks, buddy.
Shout out, Ross.
Ross.
Tiffany.
Jay, I apologize.
Chrissy.
I'll be a lot nicer.
I know, I saw you call me the other day.
I fucking don't know where my phone is.
If you're hearing this, I'm going to call you, dude, soon.
I miss you, man.
And everybody out there, thanks for listening.
And we really appreciate it.
We love you.
And have a fucking great day.
I'm Larry.
And I'm Needles.
Peace out.
Peace out, Logan.
Hey, hey, honey buddy.