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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needle Show.

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Okay, watch this, right?

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Now we're hot.

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Okay, cool.

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Watch this.

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I'm going to try to blow that out already.

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Wait, stop.

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Asphalt.

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Ready?

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Fucking Needle.

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Almost ten foot away blowing out the fucking knockchampa.

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Smells like an Indian deli in here again.

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This is take three on this shit.

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Yeah, because Larry keeps on fucking this shit up, man.

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Yeah, no, I didn't fuck it up.

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No, he doesn't know.

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Something happened with this fucking machine.

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I will not push my best brother like that.

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I'll tell you, he did fuck something up.

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Is this idiot cooking a pizza?

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First of all, who keeps...

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First of all, my wife, and I yell at her all the time.

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My wife!

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I'm like, why do you keep shit in the fucking oven?

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Dude, fucking plastic.

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Plastic containers and fucking...

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You guys keep plastic containers in the oven, and I swear to God, listen, I'm not a fucking careless person.

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And I told the man, clean the oven out real good, make sure, because she keeps shit everywhere in there.

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And I'm not a big fan of storing shit in the oven.

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So I preheated the oven, and I thought I cleaned it out to the extent of cleaning it out.

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But unfortunately, there was some sort of container that was plastic in there that wasn't that big.

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It wasn't a big one.

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I know.

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It was a tiny one.

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I know, that's Mary does shit like that.

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It was a tiny dancer.

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Mary, what are you keeping this fucking thing for?

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Yeah, because you guys have cats.

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Don't throw it out.

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I know, but you know what?

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We only need a couple.

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You only need three or four.

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One or two, and they're on the counter the ones I use.

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I know, that's why I tell her to throw this shit out.

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And you know, I apologize for fucking melting plastic in the oven, Larry.

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So the whole fucking upstairs smells like plastic.

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I'm going to tell you right now, this is a fucking, this is a tide turning.

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Even the studio started smelling plastic.

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Larry's not yelling at me.

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No.

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Yeah.

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Which is amazing.

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I should, but...

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No, because you know it's not my fault.

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Excuse me.

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Well, fuck it ain't my fault, motherfucker.

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I didn't say it was your fault.

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Could be in some fucking...

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You know, it's, you know who's fault it is?

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Your fault and Mary's fault.

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Jesus' fault.

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No, Jesus' fault.

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No, Jesus' fault.

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Jesus has no fault.

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Yes, he does, man.

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He's going to find that out.

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He's going to find that out.

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He should make better Tupperware.

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When you're in hell, you're going to find that out.

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Yeah, I hope he makes better Tupperware because I want my pad tied.

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Not to soak into everything.

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Whatever.

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Here's the thing, man.

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Tupperware is bad to begin with.

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All those fucking microplastics and shit.

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And lary...

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Ever kid you know?

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Now we got the shit burning in the fucking house.

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Larry, do you want me to tell you something?

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I don't know.

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The people at home might not know.

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My house is one fucking room.

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I mean, I got the kitchen and the front room and it's pretty much...

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It's not one room, you asshole.

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...and then my bedroom.

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I mean, the house ain't big.

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It ain't the Taj Mahal.

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Well, I know.

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It's one fucking room.

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Obviously, these people don't think...

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You could see the stove from the front room.

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I really wish these people thought that we were Persian princes.

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Yeah.

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The Taj Mahal.

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That's right.

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So you can mess boys in every room.

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Not just one or two.

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And my wife was fucking sleeping.

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I'm like, oh my god.

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She wasn't sleeping.

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Yeah, when I woke her up and said, oh my god, there's a fire in the hills.

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What the fuck, man?

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But listen, man.

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It's alright.

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Whatever.

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I know, but I didn't do it on purpose.

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I literally thought I fucking cleaned out the goddamn oven, man.

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The range I thought was clean.

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That's why when you get fucking time for involuntary manslaughter, they put the word involuntary

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on there.

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You know what I'm going to tell you?

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You know what I don't do, Larry?

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I don't put plastic in my oven.

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Me either.

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That's my wife's food.

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No, what do you mean you me either?

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You just put plastic in your oven.

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I tell her all the time.

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I'm like, what the fuck?

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I hate going in there and fucking shit out every time I need to fucking make a pizza.

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Listen, if our folks know what Chinese food is and they get takeout, they get them fucking

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around black plastic ones or the...dude, you guys got 40 of them in there easily.

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I don't know about four on one, but...

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Dude, there's a stack Larry on the motherfucking range.

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Whatever.

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It's my fault, I apologize.

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Okay, let's...

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I didn't mean to fucking almost took the house on fire.

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Let's get on with it.

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Nobody fucking cares about that.

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But you brought it up.

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I know, I just wanted to point it out to everybody.

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Oh, there we go.

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Fucking moron.

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No, I'm a moron.

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You're an egregious motherfucker, that's what you are.

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But that's right, doggy, you'll survive.

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You will survive, Larry.

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Yeah.

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That's right, dude.

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My cats are freaking out.

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Oh, you're outdoor.

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So plastic.

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Your cats are fine.

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Let me tell you, it's better than crack smoke.

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I don't know about that.

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Exactly.

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I saw you look right at me.

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You're goddamn right in there.

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It really bothered the cats.

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What that?

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The cocaine smoking.

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Exactly, and now you're telling me the plastic bed is just one fucking night.

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Even though these cats that I have now have never even witnessed that, and they're over 10 years old, but...

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So that says something there, but my old cat would fucking...

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They can't turn witness on you.

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Right.

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My old cat would crawl up on my leg, up my back.

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I'd have no shirt on, I'd be hotter than fucking here.

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She'd be on my head, digging into my head.

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Sounds horrible.

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I'd be like, oh, Mary, get this fucking cat off of my head.

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I'd be trying to balance the fucking...

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It sounds fucking horrible.

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Everybody's seen the Hunter Biden videos.

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You know what it's like.

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Yeah, I know.

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When he nibbles and sniffs.

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That should be your next album title, Nibbles and Sniffs.

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You know what this is, Larry?

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The last PBR in the house.

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Bow down to it.

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I should take that thing from you, you fucking cunt.

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Come and get it out of my fucking war hands.

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I will mess you up.

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Too bad we don't have a video aspect of me just kicking your ass.

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Yeah, I'll fucking kill you.

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Yeah, with what?

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With your dick.

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Yeah, with something in the head with a fucking guitar, man.

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Yeah, good luck with that.

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You see those arms, you couldn't even hit yourself.

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Dude, man.

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Yeah, just because you have a Casey Anthony shirt on.

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You're a tough guy.

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I got a Casey Anthony shirt on.

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You know what you're talking to.

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I know exactly who I'm talking to.

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What do you mean?

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It's a Larry and Needle show.

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I just did Larry and the Stranger.

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I'll rip you from fucking limb to limb.

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Huh?

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How?

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You heard me, you fucking bitch.

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With your teeth or your hands.

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With your teeth or your hands.

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You're gonna rip me limb from limb.

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I'm asking.

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The only thing is, is you're fucking probably enjoying it.

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You fucking sick bastard.

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I'll at least slap my balls.

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Yeah, can anyone out there guess which letter Needle's is?

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LGBTQ plus or all the above?

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Dollar sign, I'm the dollar sign.

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No.

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Yeah, that's what I am.

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I'm money, baby.

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I'm just showing my butthole on OnlyFans claiming I'm a chick.

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Your butthole's on the other side of the glory hole.

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No, my mouth is.

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Not my butthole.

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What are you talking about?

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When it's break time.

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I mean, I don't want to fucking, you know.

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Isn't it crazy though?

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Have you ever been to a glory hole?

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No.

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Neither have I.

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But a hand fucker.

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What a liar.

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So, isn't it weird though when you feel a little bit of stubble on the end?

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Oh man.

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Oh, Larry, play along, you stinky bastard.

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You're sick of.

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Well, whatever.

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Larry doesn't want to play tonight.

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Fuck, man.

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What?

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What do you want from me?

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What the fuck do you want from me?

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I want you to be funny, Larry.

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I want Larry to be Larry.

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Can you do that for me?

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My house smells like plastic.

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No, piss off the basement doesn't.

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Kinda does, man.

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No, it doesn't.

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Now you got cancer all of a sudden.

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I've been ripping heaters for 40 years.

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Yeah.

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I mean, what are you, 64?

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You never know what's going to trigger it, man.

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Yeah, kissing packers.

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Man, it's so fucking hysterical.

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It really is.

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It makes me laugh.

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You're just so funny.

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That's why I love it, because it makes me laugh.

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To really think I care what you think.

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So dumb.

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I know, and that's what makes me laugh.

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It's the best part.

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We should have a fucking poll.

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The people out there could email us or whatever, get a hold of us on Twitter and tell us,

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what a fucking dumbass needle is this fucking dummy motherfucker.

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Dude, how many times are you going to vote?

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I'm not going to vote.

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It's all from Larry.

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I don't need to vote.

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Five thousand times.

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I'm sure that anybody that's ever heard at least fucking one minute of any episode

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knows that you are fucking moron.

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Come on.

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It's obvious.

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That is very egregious, Larry.

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I don't like your tone.

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Hey man, I don't like that.

271
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Why would you be saying that to me?

272
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Why?

273
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Aren't you a Christian, man?

274
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Are you going to question my faith?

275
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Yes, I am.

276
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I'm completely going to question you.

277
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Call you out on your fucking stupidity?

278
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Look at that swastika tattoo.

279
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Fuck you.

280
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Jesus Christ.

281
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I'm going to have no tattoos this video.

282
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This guy works for HVAC Company at Auschwitz.

283
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This fucking guy is crazy.

284
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He's the one with the tattoos.

285
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Yeah, I got swastikas all.

286
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No, we don't condone that shit.

287
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I'm just trying to be silly to Larry.

288
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Yeah.

289
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Because Larry fucked up and this is the third episode we're doing tonight.

290
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No, I didn't fuck up, man.

291
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Something happened with the computer.

292
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It said, read error.

293
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No, it gave.

294
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That's what it said.

295
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Listen to that.

296
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Back in the old days with analog gear, this didn't happen, man.

297
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No, we just go to reel the reel and shit.

298
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Yeah, the tape would go and you knew that fucking shit was going down.

299
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Oh my God.

300
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Fuck, we've download that.

301
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I don't know.

302
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Exactly.

303
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So now you're making a fucking absolute reference.

304
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You know, Stevie Wonder, when he's making a record to this day, he records it on tape.

305
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He doesn't fucking trust him.

306
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You see how they wear the fucking dresses?

307
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I don't trust him for anything.

308
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Do you think he was a pedophile?

309
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I don't know.

310
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If you're blind, can you be considered a pedophile?

311
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Well, yeah.

312
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I mean, because you're blind, they're aged.

313
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Well, how do you seek him out?

314
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I don't fucking know, dude.

315
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You're gonna have to ask your friends in a pedophile club.

316
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This is a hyper...

317
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Fucking sick bastard.

318
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Let me scan your card.

319
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Maybe you could ask Hunter Biden how he does it.

320
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Or fucking...

321
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Why don't you wanna play along?

322
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The big guy.

323
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I am playing along.

324
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What the fuck?

325
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Yeah, you always go to Hunter Biden.

326
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I mean, come on.

327
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That's low hanging fruit.

328
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000
Well, I'm sorry.

329
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What can I tell you?

330
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000
I don't want you to apologize.

331
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Literally, I love you, but I mean, Jesus Christ.

332
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We can come up with better things than that, right?

333
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I don't know.

334
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You want me to start naming your fucking pedophile?

335
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Yeah, start naming names, Larry.

336
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Yeah, pedophile club by name.

337
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Everybody knows who went to the vibe.

338
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You're just like Jimmy from across the street.

339
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Tommy of Three Doors Down.

340
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You just start naming people.

341
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Billy from Jimmy's Abortion Clinic.

342
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Yeah, no.

343
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What did we say?

344
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Oh, yeah.

345
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We like to take our sponsors.

346
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Our sponsor, Jimmy's Abortion Clinic.

347
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Two free dogs and a fry.

348
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Jimmy's Abortion Clinic and hot dog stand.

349
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Like our beef wet.

350
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Dip it.

351
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Our dogs dry.

352
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Dip it.

353
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Hey, dip it.

354
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Exactly.

355
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Percent of dogs.

356
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The only thing that's like two things that are wet in this room.

357
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I mean, how would you get away with that?

358
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Do you have to have like a curtain?

359
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Well, yeah, you need a separate room.

360
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I mean, you set up the code.

361
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You can't even get food and doing abortions.

362
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The guy that's doing the operations, you know, it's only allowed.

363
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Wait, the abortion's there here out there.

364
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The guy doing the abortions, he's only allowed to really like work the pizza puff maker and shit.

365
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What the hell is he's got?

366
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He's got a lot of time before that bell rings, you know, they always say a while.

367
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Larry, man, you're off the rails here.

368
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Who inserted a bell into this scenario?

369
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You think he just re-abell when they open the door?

370
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000
No, dude, on the pizza puff machine.

371
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000
Well, how's he doing abortions and running the fryer?

372
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He's doing the abortions and then when the thing goes, dang it.

373
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
It's called the fryer, Larry.

374
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,000
Yeah, the fryer and then he runs over to the pizza puff machine.

375
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He runs over to the thing.

376
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,000
So he's doing abortions in between running the fryer.

377
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And then he goes back into the room with greasy hands and does...

378
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Well, he's got rubber gloves on when he does the fryer.

379
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What kind of like the yellow ones?

380
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
Like when you're cleaning the kitchen?

381
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Yeah, the thick ass yellow ones.

382
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Your fingers stand up even when you're dying there.

383
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You can't even bend your fingers, they're so fucking thick.

384
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Those things were good in Chernobyl.

385
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You could work out high tension wires with them, they're so thick.

386
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They're called elephants foot.

387
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You know what that's for me?

388
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000
What?

389
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Chernobyl.

390
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From the toots you fucking bang?

391
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000
That doesn't even make sense, Larry.

392
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I know, Larry.

393
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You catch elephants.

394
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000
No, you just...

395
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Elephants foot, Chernobyl.

396
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000
When the fucking corn melted the elephant foot.

397
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See, I don't know those nicknames and shit, man.

398
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I didn't know that.

399
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That's why I'm here.

400
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:04,000
I've seen when you're talking about that meltdown fucking thing, that picture.

401
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Yeah, and...

402
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
It's fucking crazy.

403
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,000
We talked about the fucking vodka made from there.

404
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Yeah, man.

405
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Dude, Chernobyl, dude, three mile island too.

406
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,000
You know what, they should send us, if they want to send us a case of that fucking Chernobyl

407
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
vodka, we'll drink it.

408
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
The whole case?

409
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Well, not at once.

410
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Oh, well, I mean, that sounded like you just said that.

411
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000
You gotta come up with stipulations.

412
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
We'll drink it and then we'll talk about stories.

413
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000
How about this...

414
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000
We'll talk about shit on the podcast.

415
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
How about you poop it in your ass?

416
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Let's put vodka bottle in your ass.

417
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
How about we'll do that with you?

418
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000
I don't want to fucking have shit in my ass.

419
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
I'll say that.

420
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
That's not shit, it's vodka, dude.

421
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:46,000
I don't want to fucking have a fucking vodka bottle in my ass.

422
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000
We heard it here first.

423
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Larry says he doesn't want vodka bottle in his ass.

424
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
It sounds like needles might...

425
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000
I'm gonna cut this all together with some gay people.

426
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
It sounds like needles might want one though.

427
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
No, I don't at all.

428
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000
I mean, Jesus Christ.

429
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,000
There's no room after he's all, he's got that shampoo bottle up there already.

430
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Dude, let me tell you, I gotta stay fresh and clean.

431
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
But at the same time...

432
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Mmm-hmm.

433
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,000
They got no time for that.

434
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Amazing.

435
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Mmm-hmm.

436
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Fuck, man.

437
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:22,000
At a different time though, you know.

438
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
At a different time in what?

439
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
At the same time.

440
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000
That was two different things, Larry.

441
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,000
No, because you always say, you know, at the same time and then you don't say anything.

442
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000
It's like, okay, well I just said, well no, at a different time.

443
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
And then it still don't say anything.

444
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Is this new bit we're trying out?

445
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000
No, no, we're not trying anything out.

446
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I'm just, I'm just...

447
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000
I'm just point...

448
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
I mean, is this like your quotes of the Larry's quotes?

449
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
I'm just pointing it out there.

450
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
I mean, what's the last time he done Larry's quotes?

451
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
Oh man, I stopped doing the quotes.

452
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
Do you have one tonight?

453
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
No, man.

454
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000
My only quote is that...

455
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Don't?

456
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000
Don't?

457
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Because I know you're going to keep repeating the same one.

458
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000
No, no.

459
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
And we need to get paid for that.

460
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
No, man, I ain't going to repeat that.

461
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:12,000
I was just going to say, you know, I told you that I found out that Martin Luther King was

462
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
kind of a fake and a fraud.

463
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Man, man, Larry, you just...

464
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
So wait a second.

465
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Okay, I broke my heart, man.

466
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
You went from...

467
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000
I mean, okay, I'm not going to say praising this fellow.

468
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,000
I went from praising him to fucking being questioning him overnight.

469
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
You quoted him.

470
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Quoting him and praising him to questioning my fucking...

471
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
And arguing with Niels.

472
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Yeah.

473
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
So say that again.

474
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
I'll argue with you anytime.

475
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
No, you did argue with me.

476
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Yeah, and I will argue again.

477
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
An act of submission right there.

478
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Fuck you.

479
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Niels wins.

480
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
The only act of submission is...

481
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
The only act of submission is...

482
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Should see the smile on Larry's face.

483
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
He got busted by Niels.

484
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Busted.

485
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
This motherfucker...

486
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
This motherfucker busted you, motherfucker.

487
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Busted me in nothing.

488
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Man, I wish we had a video aspect.

489
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
What are you going to bust me at?

490
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Dude, you're smiling more than fucking...

491
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Because it's fucking ridiculous.

492
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
...it's fucking ridiculous.

493
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
It's ridiculous.

494
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Yeah, it's precocculus, actually.

495
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
I laugh.

496
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:14,000
It's amazing.

497
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
I love you so much.

498
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
I hate you too.

499
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
So this is the second, third time.

500
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Okay.

501
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Third time I'm saying this, man.

502
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
I want to just put it out there.

503
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
My neighbor fucking has this film.

504
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
Oh my God.

505
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Three fucking episodes you're going to say.

506
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
No, man.

507
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
I never said it.

508
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
You said it in...

509
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000
This is the third episode you've said it on.

510
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
But the motherfucking episode didn't happen.

511
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000
But you still said it.

512
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I want to put it out there.

513
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
It's in the ether.

514
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000
No, it ain't in the ether.

515
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
You said it, didn't you?

516
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
It ain't in the ether.

517
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000
This fucking guy complaining about his neighbors.

518
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000
I'm going to tell you right now, you are in for a real good

519
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Lerian Needle's tidbit into how Larry is a psychopath.

520
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Larry, please proceed.

521
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
I'm not.

522
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
It's not psychopathic.

523
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
Here's what happened, man.

524
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
This motherfucking...

525
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Okay, we had a fucking...

526
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
I'm not.

527
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I'm not.

528
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
I'm not.

529
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
I'm not.

530
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
This motherfucking...

531
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Okay, we had a real heavy windstorm and some tornadoes and shit in the

532
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Chicago land area.

533
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Not around you, though, at all.

534
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
No, in DuPage.

535
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
The heavy wind, yes.

536
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Yes, heavy wind.

537
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000
But we had a tornado in DuPage County, they said.

538
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
But not by you, though.

539
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
No.

540
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
No, we're near me.

541
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
I mean, let's just give out the address from now on.

542
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Okay.

543
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Anyways, fucking...

544
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:31,000
The neighbor's tree, a lot of big fucking branches blew into my yard.

545
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
And I saw it this morning.

546
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
So the neighbor's tree is on their property across the fence.

547
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
No, not really.

548
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Yeah, it's across the fence in their yard.

549
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Okay, they're...

550
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
What do you mean not really?

551
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Yes.

552
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Well, the trunk of the tree is in their yard.

553
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Yes, that's the tree, Larry.

554
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
But it's a tall motherfucker.

555
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
I mean, fucking 80-foot.

556
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
It's a tall, yeah, 80 feet, probably.

557
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000
So the fucking branches break off and go into Larry's yard.

558
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Like about eight or nine branches.

559
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Big fuckers, man.

560
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Okay, so, Larry, what happened this morning?

561
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
I actually barely was able to fucking...

562
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Wait, stop.

563
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
What time did you wake up?

564
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000
I got up early when I noticed it was about six o'clock.

565
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
In the morning.

566
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Yeah.

567
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
Okay.

568
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
And then what'd you do at 6.30?

569
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
I said, fuck, man.

570
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
I said, shit, I gotta get rid of these branches.

571
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:19,600
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, you got up, walked into the backyard, saw the neighbor's branches

572
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,000
in your yard.

573
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
And so...

574
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
And that started throwing...

575
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
And Larry doesn't drink coffee.

576
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
No.

577
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000
You didn't go to Starbucks, did you?

578
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
No.

579
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Okay, so this is...

580
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
This is before Larry got his coffee.

581
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
He got his coffee.

582
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
You ever see those sh...

583
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
In marijuana.

584
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Yeah.

585
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Larry's already smoked an eighth of weed in 15 minutes.

586
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Anyway, so I'm throwing the fucking shit in the...

587
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:48,400
Dude, so wait a second, he's throwing the neighbor's branches that fell over his fence

588
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,400
into...

589
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,400
Back into the neighbor's yard.

590
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,880
And the neighbor has two little children.

591
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,880
But they weren't out.

592
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,400
It wasn't like I was throwing branches.

593
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,400
Yeah, because why would they come out if a guy's throwing branches?

594
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,400
It was fucking 6.30 in the morning.

595
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,400
Look, hey, kids, come outside the neighbor's law.

596
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,400
I'm gonna throw a stick at ya, you little fucking bastard.

597
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,400
Yes, you know what I mean?

598
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,400
Well, here's what happened.

599
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:13,040
So all of a sudden, I'm whipping the fucking branches.

600
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,800
Big motherfuckers, like seriously, I could barely lift them.

601
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,800
That's how big they were.

602
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,800
And Larry's a small guy.

603
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,800
Nah, fuck you, I'm huge.

604
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,800
And fucking...

605
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:27,200
So I'm throwing the branches over in his yard and he comes racing out of his back, throwing

606
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200
them.

607
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,200
And he's like, hey.

608
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,200
The quickest he's ever moved in his life, probably.

609
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200
Yeah, this guy's kind of a fucking fattest.

610
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,200
He's a jelly roll.

611
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,200
Yeah.

612
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,200
And he's like, hey, what are you doing?

613
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,200
And I'm like, oh man, these branches, these are your branches from your tree.

614
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,200
And I'm throwing them in the yard.

615
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200
So you're throwing them in the yard.

616
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,200
He's like, why are you so mean to me?

617
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,200
I'm like, I'm not mean to you, dude.

618
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,200
And he's like, why do you hate me?

619
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,200
I said, I don't hate you.

620
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,200
I hate your fucking tree.

621
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,200
And he's like...

622
00:20:54,200 --> 00:21:00,200
Well, they say that in this whole while, I am whipping the branches back in his yard.

623
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,200
So there's like seven of them, like the branch, you're just throwing them.

624
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,200
And then...

625
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,200
Because I'm a great neighbor.

626
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:12,200
And he's like, well, it says, you know, the law is that if it's in your yard, you got to

627
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
deal with it.

628
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,200
And as I'm throwing the last branch and I go to your motherfucking yard, dude, and I just

629
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,200
walked away.

630
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,200
And I fucking...

631
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,200
What do we talk about with Jesus?

632
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,200
What do we talk about with Jesus?

633
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,200
Respect your neighbor, don't bang his wife.

634
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,200
Yeah, don't bang his wife.

635
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,200
It doesn't say anything about branches.

636
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:35,200
Jesus doesn't say, don't throw branches in thy neighbor's wife.

637
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:39,200
I mean, if you and I were hanging out with Jesus at a bar and he was like, hey, Jesus,

638
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,200
should I throw branches in my neighbor's yard?

639
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,200
What do you think Jesus is going to say?

640
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,200
He might say it's...

641
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,200
You could say no.

642
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,200
You know, he'd say...

643
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,200
What do you mean he's not going to say no?

644
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,200
He hears what he would say.

645
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,200
This is outrageous, lady.

646
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:53,200
What do you say it's the branches from his yard?

647
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200
It's my son.

648
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,200
Oh my God, now you're just making up Roman shit.

649
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200
No, man.

650
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
What did you just say?

651
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,200
He would say...

652
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,200
He would say in today's vernacular, he would say...

653
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,200
Oh, in today's vernacular.

654
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,200
Today's vernacular.

655
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,200
Okay.

656
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:12,200
He would say, like, our slang, like he lived in our fucking neighborhood.

657
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:18,200
He'd be like, hey, dude, what the fuck did the branch come from his tree?

658
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,200
Are you pretending to be Jesus right now?

659
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,200
Yeah, I'm Jesus now.

660
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200
Oh, okay.

661
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,200
I just want to make sure...

662
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,200
I just want to clarify that for our listeners.

663
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:31,200
He'd say, I'd be in the bar, Jesus right now.

664
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:37,200
You know, the neighbor, his branches are all in my yard and it's fucking on my floor.

665
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,200
Hey, Jesus, these two chicks want to hang out.

666
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,200
They're about 16 and 17.

667
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,200
I will make them 18.

668
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,200
Can you make them go away?

669
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200
My son.

670
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,200
Let's make them 18 really quick.

671
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,200
Let's turn this water into wine if you know what I mean.

672
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:56,200
Yeah, dude, you got every right to fucking throw those branches back in his yard.

673
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,200
Let me buy you a beer, man.

674
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,200
And I'd say thank you, Jesus.

675
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,200
You're gonna buy Jesus a beer?

676
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,200
Yeah, if he wanted to buy me a beer.

677
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,200
His motherfucker makes water into wine.

678
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,200
Does he think you want a beer?

679
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,200
He was gonna buy me a beer.

680
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,200
Dude, you think he could...

681
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,200
Because he wanted me to buy him one.

682
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,200
So if his blood is...

683
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200
Okay, whatever.

684
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,200
Okay, so if his blood is wine, right?

685
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,200
What do you think his nut is?

686
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,200
Yeagermeister?

687
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200
He called Schlager.

688
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,200
This fucker's going to hell.

689
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,200
Aw, man.

690
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,200
That's right.

691
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,200
I'm gonna be the fucking guy with the kick-ass boat and the wife theater down in hell.

692
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,200
Beat that joke to death because you're not gonna have a kick-ass boat.

693
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,200
I will beat that joke to death.

694
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,200
I love it.

695
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,200
You're not gonna have a kick-ass boat.

696
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,200
Two motherfuckers solo skiing.

697
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,200
Not two skis, one ski, I'm not sure.

698
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,200
That's right, though.

699
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,200
You're just jealous, Larry.

700
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,200
That's the problem.

701
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,200
Haters are gonna hate, dude.

702
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,200
I'm such a hater, you know.

703
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,200
You just said it, I didn't.

704
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,200
I hate everything.

705
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,200
Well, you really do, man.

706
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,200
I mean...

707
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,200
That ain't true, man.

708
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,200
You don't like to go to the Pride parade.

709
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,200
I love thy neighbor.

710
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,200
The Puerto Rican parade, oh my god.

711
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,200
Let's not talk about that fighter bomb you made.

712
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,200
Puerto Rican parade, yeah.

713
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,200
How about the fucking...

714
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,200
Oh, here we go.

715
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,200
Here it comes.

716
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,200
The Gilgore Four.

717
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,200
We talked about this, right?

718
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,200
Two.

719
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,200
No, no, this is episode number three.

720
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,200
We didn't talk about nothing.

721
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,200
Yeah, episode number three.

722
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,200
So this fucking guy...

723
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,200
This fucking guy over here.

724
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:28,200
I mean, he took the phones of the fucking people he killed and called their family up on them.

725
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,200
That is fucking up.

726
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,200
That is sadistic.

727
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,200
He's a sick motherfucker.

728
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,200
Yeah.

729
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,200
His name was Rex Howerman.

730
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,200
Rex Howerman.

731
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,200
Like, we talked about it in episode two.

732
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,200
Rex is a strong name.

733
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,200
I mean, T-Rex?

734
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,200
Yeah.

735
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,200
Don't you associate it with that?

736
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,200
Yeah.

737
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,200
Usually someone named Rex doesn't need to be a rapist.

738
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,200
He's getting pussy galore, you know what I mean?

739
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,200
I mean, if your name Rex in high school and shit...

740
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,200
Never know Rex.

741
00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:01,200
Me either, but I would imagine that if your name Rex, you're going to be getting pussy even easier than say someone like me.

742
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,200
I sound like a rapist, though.

743
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,200
You really do.

744
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,200
Getting pussy.

745
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,200
I didn't say taking pussy.

746
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,200
I mean, they're giving it.

747
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,200
It's almost synonymous.

748
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,200
Giving it.

749
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,200
It's synonymous.

750
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,200
There's a fine thin line.

751
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,200
This guy's fucking from a different era.

752
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,200
He's from the fucking 60s, bro.

753
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,200
Rex is?

754
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,200
Yeah, he was 59 years old.

755
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,200
He's almost as old as you.

756
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,200
Almost, man.

757
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,200
Three counts of first degree murder.

758
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,200
What, he's 63?

759
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,200
Yeah.

760
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:33,200
Three counts of first degree murder and three counts of second degree murder.

761
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,200
You won't hear a crazy thing, so...

762
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,200
He's a big, tall Edmund Kemper motherfucker.

763
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,200
There were 10 women found in this area.

764
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,200
Yeah.

765
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,200
Three of them were...

766
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,200
They think you did all of them.

767
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,200
Well, three of them were in burlap sacks.

768
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,200
Mm-hmm.

769
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,200
Okay.

770
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:55,200
The fourth one was they're trying to tie to him, but they found his hair and his wife's

771
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,200
hair in the burlap sacks.

772
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,200
Okay.

773
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,200
And do you want to know why they did that?

774
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,200
Why?

775
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,200
23 and me.

776
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,200
What do you mean?

777
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,200
That's how they caught his DNA.

778
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,200
Because his wife did it or he did it?

779
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,200
No, because somebody did it in their lineage.

780
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,200
They wanted to find out if their family tree.

781
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,200
Some fucking family member in his family.

782
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,200
Yeah, that's how they got the Golden State Killer.

783
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,200
Yeah, yeah.

784
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,200
Fucking...

785
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,200
That's how they're going to catch you.

786
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,200
There's been a couple.

787
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,200
What's that?

788
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,200
I said that's how they're going to catch you.

789
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,200
Well, nowadays, yeah, because people just give up their shit, man.

790
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,200
We're all fucking retarded.

791
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,200
I'm not, actually.

792
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,200
I would never do that, but it doesn't say...

793
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200
No, you would never do that.

794
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,200
I don't have a brother anymore.

795
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200
You would never do that.

796
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200
You're not a rapist, but you are retarded.

797
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200
What's that?

798
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,200
I said you'd never do that because you're not a rapist, but you are retarded.

799
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,200
I'm...

800
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200
Dude, I would never...

801
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,200
Open your fucking ears, jackass.

802
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,200
I would never...

803
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,200
Man, rapist is a weird thing, man.

804
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,200
It really is.

805
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,200
And it's the most...

806
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,200
...degradable.

807
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:01,200
I loved when I was younger and I would get molested by older girls in the neighborhood,

808
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,200
you know.

809
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200
Okay, this isn't...

810
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,200
And people would call that...

811
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,200
Ungoing thing?

812
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,200
Well, when I was younger it was, yeah.

813
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,200
How old were you?

814
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,200
I don't know, you know.

815
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,200
What do you mean you don't know?

816
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,200
How do you know for...

817
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,200
12.

818
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,200
Okay, and how old were they?

819
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,200
I mean, this sounds very fictitious.

820
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,200
You don't want to, because you got no game.

821
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,200
Here's the thing, though.

822
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,200
Okay.

823
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,200
Do you think...

824
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:31,800
And even if the chick was, you know, 20, do you think that I would be mad or what?

825
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,800
Like when a teacher begs a kid...

826
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,800
Well, here's the thing.

827
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,800
I can see, like, when a girl gets raped, but when a boy gets raped, it doesn't really...

828
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800
Man, wait a second.

829
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,800
...damage it.

830
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:42,800
It doesn't...

831
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:43,800
Slow down, slow down.

832
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,800
...get...

833
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,800
Listen, buy a chick and he's getting to have sex with her and she's showing them the ropes

834
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,800
and she's older.

835
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,800
It doesn't damage him for life.

836
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,800
It fucking sees...

837
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,800
He's bragging to it about his friends and shit.

838
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,800
Do you never see the South Park episode, have you?

839
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:58,800
No.

840
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:04,800
They go to the police station and they're like, we would like to port, you know, something

841
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,800
underage between a teacher and a student.

842
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,800
And they're like, oh my god, what's his name?

843
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,800
Listen to that.

844
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,800
And, you know, because they thought it was a male teacher and a girl student.

845
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:18,800
And then they find out that it's a woman, a young child, and they're like, nice.

846
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Exactly.

847
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800
They're all like, nice.

848
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,800
See, that's exactly...

849
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,800
We literally say that it's fucking pretty funny.

850
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,800
And it's true though.

851
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:33,800
The dynamic of between sexual assault between male victims and female victims.

852
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,800
Very different dynamic.

853
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,800
It's a skew, but there is a lot of power dynamic also in there.

854
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800
You know what I mean?

855
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800
Like men have always...

856
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,800
But there's no fucking...

857
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,800
You know, it's different when you're penetrating or getting penetrated.

858
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,800
So, you know, that's the difference.

859
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,800
Well, yes, I just said there's a different dynamic between that.

860
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,800
Because usually these men are aggressors.

861
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,800
They like power.

862
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,800
They like to hold you in a position that you're uncomfortable in.

863
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,800
And I'd say for the high school boy getting the bang is math teacher or whatever.

864
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,800
I don't think it mentally damages him whatsoever.

865
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,800
I think he's like glad that it happened.

866
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,800
You know what, Larry?

867
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,800
He's happy when it's happening.

868
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,800
You know what, Larry?

869
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,800
Yeah.

870
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,800
Don't tell your friends.

871
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,800
Just keep banging her.

872
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,800
Right, right, right.

873
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,800
That's how stuff gets out, man.

874
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,800
Don't post it on Facebook.

875
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800
Yeah, my dad always told me that.

876
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,800
But if you ever meet some slut, you know, and you will, and I did.

877
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,800
Slut?

878
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:26,800
This is your teacher, Larry.

879
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,800
No, no, no.

880
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:33,800
But even like a slutty chick that puts out, don't tell all your friends if you want to just...

881
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800
But nowadays they do?

882
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800
No, I know.

883
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,800
Well, that's because everything is fucking publicized today.

884
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,800
Everybody's got a, you know...

885
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,800
It's egregious.

886
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800
What the fuck?

887
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,800
Look what I did.

888
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,800
You can instantly kill somebody's reputation in 20 minutes.

889
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,800
Easily.

890
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,800
Yeah.

891
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,800
Without any effort.

892
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,800
Especially so...

893
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,800
Larry's a racist.

894
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,800
Aw, man.

895
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800
Why you gotta say that?

896
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,800
Because we all knew it.

897
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,800
I mean...

898
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,800
Fucking asshole.

899
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:03,800
No, that's gonna be your headline.

900
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,800
Everybody knows that ain't true, though.

901
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,800
That's the thing, man.

902
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,800
None of these people really know you, I mean...

903
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,800
You're the one...

904
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,800
Who else knows you?

905
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,800
Here's the thing.

906
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,800
Here's what they do know.

907
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,800
Here's what people do know.

908
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,760
Even whether they know me or not, they do know that the person throwing out the accuracy

909
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,760
of my accusations is probably the one that's doing the crime.

910
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:29,760
You know, it's like when you come home and you got some girlfriend that's always accusing

911
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,760
you of cheating and shit.

912
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,760
Oh, what's her name?

913
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,760
Fucking a...

914
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,760
And then you say...

915
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,760
Bitch, what are you doing?

916
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,760
What are you doing?

917
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,760
Anforth and...

918
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,760
Ava.

919
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:39,760
So Ava.

920
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,760
Yeah.

921
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,760
Yeah.

922
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,760
The fucking know you're fucking out of your ass.

923
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,760
Yeah, and how she didn't know to DUI's and shit.

924
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,760
Okay.

925
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,760
But yeah, you were just saying something that had some merit.

926
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,760
So you know, and so that's all.

927
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,760
So that's a what?

928
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,760
It's a projection thing.

929
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,760
So I'm projecting onto you there.

930
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760
Yeah, right.

931
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,760
You call me gay.

932
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,760
You went all around that rope of dope just to make them want to stay here.

933
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,760
I mean, fucking A, that was a tall tale.

934
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,760
Oh, man.

935
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,760
Jesus Christ, we finally got to the goddamn end of that motherfucker.

936
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:14,760
Quit fucking saying her and saying her.

937
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,760
I know, I'm doing it on purpose.

938
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,760
Dude, you know, this cock sucker is going to fucking burn.

939
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,760
Oh, that's even worse.

940
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,760
No, Lord, this dummy doesn't know what he's saying.

941
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,760
Please.

942
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,760
Don't.

943
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,760
It's going...

944
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,760
You fucking mocked your fucking idiot.

945
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,760
I love how you stutter because you can't handle it.

946
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,760
Well, you're going to go to hell, man.

947
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,760
I was just raising my arms and drugging.

948
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,760
Yeah, he thinks he's funny and shit.

949
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,760
I am funny and it made you stutter.

950
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,760
I thought I was funny.

951
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:42,760
No, I'm not laughing.

952
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,760
You're a bird.

953
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,760
Yeah, because you know what's going to happen?

954
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,760
If Jesus comes down here and kills me, you're going to get the backlash of it.

955
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,760
I'm sure there's going to be some sort of crazy lightning bolt or something.

956
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,760
First of all, Jesus doesn't come and kill.

957
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,760
God does.

958
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,760
No, man.

959
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,760
Who does?

960
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,760
It's not his bag.

961
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,760
Michael the Archangel.

962
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,760
I don't know.

963
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,760
Shiny McShine box.

964
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,760
You're splitting hairs.

965
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,760
I don't know.

966
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,760
I don't think God's going to come and kill you.

967
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,760
I wish I was splitting hairs right now.

968
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,760
He already fucking killed us once.

969
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,760
Who did?

970
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,760
God.

971
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:19,760
How?

972
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,760
With the flood, dummy fucking dumb.

973
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,760
How do you even kill us all?

974
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,760
You didn't hear about Noah's Arch?

975
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,760
You fucking dumbass.

976
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,760
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

977
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,760
I never heard of that, bro.

978
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,760
We have a whole episode named Donnie at Force Arch.

979
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,760
And that's the only reason.

980
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,760
And that's the only fucking reason you know about it.

981
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,760
You're trying to explain it to us.

982
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,760
Hey, they bring two in.

983
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,760
I don't fucking know.

984
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,760
You didn't know anything about the Arch before that?

985
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,760
No.

986
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,760
He can tell us anything.

987
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,760
Thank God your parents had a fucking brochure.

988
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,760
You never went.

989
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:55,760
Huh?

990
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,760
You don't know anything about the Arch.

991
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,760
Noah's, you never heard of Noah's Arch.

992
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,760
I read the whole fucking brochure about it.

993
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,760
Yeah, but before that, you never knew the story.

994
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,760
And?

995
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,760
That's all I'm just saying.

996
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,760
You're going out.

997
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,760
Do you know a lot of stories?

998
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,760
How many stories do you fucking know?

999
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,760
Yeah, but you don't know all of them.

1000
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,760
No, but everybody knows Noah's Arch.

1001
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,760
Exactly, so fucking piss off.

1002
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,760
Noah's Arch is like the children's Bible shit, dude.

1003
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,760
Fars.

1004
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,760
That's why you're going to burn.

1005
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Fars.

1006
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,760
Come on, Larry, I want to give you a rebuttal.

1007
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,760
Come on, give me a rebuttal.

1008
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,760
Tell me, this fucking guy brought two of every animal in a boat

1009
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,760
and then floated around.

1010
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,760
How long did you take them to build them?

1011
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,760
Build the boat?

1012
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,760
Like 20 years?

1013
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,760
20 years?

1014
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,760
Something, 40, 30, I don't know.

1015
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,760
Well, like 220.

1016
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,760
Okay, they were a loser.

1017
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,760
I mean, that's all he did.

1018
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,760
He just built a fucking boat.

1019
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,760
Wait a second, he lived for 220 years.

1020
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,760
Dude, the Bible is such a farce.

1021
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,760
He didn't start building the boat until he was 250, motherfucker.

1022
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,760
Dude, the Bible is such a farce, dude.

1023
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,760
It really is.

1024
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,760
Dude, you are going to go to fucking hell.

1025
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,760
What is going on here?

1026
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,760
Now we're just making things up like...

1027
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,760
Noah lived to be like fucking 700 years old or something.

1028
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,760
600 years old.

1029
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,760
You believe that?

1030
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,760
Yeah.

1031
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,760
Because why?

1032
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,760
So you don't believe the earth is round, would you believe Noah lived?

1033
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,760
Yeah.

1034
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,760
Even you laughed at that one.

1035
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,760
Oh, yeah.

1036
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,760
I do.

1037
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,760
I do believe that, yes.

1038
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,760
That's what I believe.

1039
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,760
That the earth is flat and not round and that Noah existed.

1040
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,760
Yeah.

1041
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:39,760
I mean, Jesus, dude.

1042
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,760
I do.

1043
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,760
Don't say that.

1044
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,760
Don't say that.

1045
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,760
Dude, let me call the fucking Jesus Christ.

1046
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,760
Oh, man.

1047
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,760
Let me call the mental.

1048
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,760
I'm going to never be able to be part of this podcast.

1049
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,760
I'm going to learn how to play that accordion when they take you away.

1050
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,760
That's what I'm going to do.

1051
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,760
I'm going to put free handcuffs on you.

1052
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,760
That's what your boyfriend does to you.

1053
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,760
Oh, really?

1054
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,760
Savvy Larry.

1055
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,760
That's what your boyfriend does.

1056
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,760
It's okay when you say a dumb joke.

1057
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,760
Okay, so anyways, let's see.

1058
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,760
Who?

1059
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,760
What?

1060
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,760
Where?

1061
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,760
What depth of hell do you think you're going to burn in?

1062
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,760
What?

1063
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,760
The 47th.

1064
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,760
The deepest fucking depth?

1065
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:21,760
The 69th.

1066
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,760
You know why?

1067
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,760
Why?

1068
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,760
Because you're mocking me.

1069
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,760
I'm going to the 69th depth.

1070
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,760
You think it's funny, dude?

1071
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,760
Yes, dude.

1072
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,760
I'm going to have the sickest body in hell.

1073
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:31,760
You think so?

1074
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,760
And I'm going to have the most kick ass.

1075
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,760
I'm going to have a jet boat in hell that spits out jet skis in the back.

1076
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:45,760
So when I'm driving my jet boat, my demon horrors can come out in the back with jet skis.

1077
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,760
Do you visualize that, Larry?

1078
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,760
I don't think that's going to be happening.

1079
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,760
Who the fuck are you to fucking piss on my dreams?

1080
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,760
Anyhow, it's going to happen, motherfucker.

1081
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,760
Says who? You asked me what was going to happen when I went to hell.

1082
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,760
Yeah, no.

1083
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,760
And then I told you and you're like, that's not going to happen.

1084
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,760
I'm just saying, no, that's...

1085
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,760
Yeah, it's like, hey, Larry, what's going to happen to you?

1086
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,760
That's who you think that's not what's going to happen.

1087
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,760
It's going to happen because I'm going to make it happen.

1088
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,760
Okay.

1089
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,760
What?

1090
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,760
Lord, forgive this fucking idiot.

1091
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,760
Oh, now you're praying for me?

1092
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:22,760
Yes, you need prayer.

1093
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,760
The ultimate sinner?

1094
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,760
I'm the ultimate sinner.

1095
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,760
You said it. I didn't say it.

1096
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,760
Fuck you.

1097
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,760
Dumbass.

1098
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,760
We are ultimate sinners. You're right.

1099
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,760
You're fucking a fucking ass.

1100
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,760
Everybody's a fucking sinner, aren't you?

1101
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,760
I know you're a fucking idiot. That doesn't mean...

1102
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,760
Oh, now you're going to diminish my character.

1103
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,760
Yeah, no, I don't need to diminish your character.

1104
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,760
You just did.

1105
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,760
It's already diminished.

1106
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,760
Says who?

1107
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,760
I'm saying it. Your character's already shit.

1108
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,760
And what credible are you? I mean...

1109
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,760
Your character is shit.

1110
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,760
Says who?

1111
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,760
I'm saying it.

1112
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,760
My friend whose character is also shit.

1113
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,760
Fuck you, man.

1114
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,760
I mean, Jesus Christ, we're like two fucking peas in a pod.

1115
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,760
Fuck you, dude. I don't use the Lord's name in vain.

1116
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,760
See, that's the difference.

1117
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,760
Well, goddammit, Larry, you should start doing it.

1118
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,760
No, dude, see, that's the thing.

1119
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,760
Oh.

1120
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,760
You're going to burn because you're mocking this fucking...

1121
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,760
Oh, coming from the guy with the Casey Anthony shirt on.

1122
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,760
Fuck you, man.

1123
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,760
Oh, look at that.

1124
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:24,760
Casey Anthony.

1125
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,760
Oh, yeah. She was a real prom queen.

1126
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,760
Casey Anthony is a good person.

1127
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,760
Oh, says who? You? I mean...

1128
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,760
Hey, she has her faults, man.

1129
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,760
She...

1130
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,760
Don't we all write, Larry?

1131
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,760
She said... I watched her fucking...

1132
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,760
I watched her thing.

1133
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,760
Oh, this is going to get good listeners.

1134
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:46,760
Six episodes.

1135
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,760
Six episodes.

1136
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:48,760
Fuckin' doc.

1137
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,760
One hour.

1138
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,760
Maybe it was four episodes.

1139
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,760
It was either four or six hours, but...

1140
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,760
It was a lot of Casey Anthony.

1141
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,760
Why?

1142
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:04,760
And by the time I was done, I was convinced that she did not kill her daughter and that

1143
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:09,760
her father did it, and this guy was a fucking child molester.

1144
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:16,760
And not only that, according to Casey Anthony, her brother also fucked her when she was young.

1145
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,760
Who you gonna believe?

1146
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,760
I know, and that's the other thing.

1147
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,760
She's a complete lying fucking bitch, too, at the same time.

1148
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,760
There you go, Larry.

1149
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,760
The fucking...

1150
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,760
What she got off in court, man.

1151
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,760
She's a cute chick, man.

1152
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,760
She's cute.

1153
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,760
She really is.

1154
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,760
I mean, you're wearing my age bracket.

1155
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,760
You're wearing her t-shirt. That's how cute she is.

1156
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,760
She's writing my age bracket.

1157
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,760
We made this t-shirt, though.

1158
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,760
You can't buy, Casey Anthony t-shirt.

1159
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,760
I don't know what you're talking about.

1160
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,760
I was never involved in the making of this t-shirt.

1161
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,760
I think it was your idea.

1162
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,760
No, it wasn't.

1163
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,760
It was.

1164
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,760
It was.

1165
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,760
Man, she's so cutie-potootie in that picture.

1166
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,760
I know.

1167
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,760
Oh, with that smile, she's on the fucking stand.

1168
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,760
Let me tell you, here's the deal, though.

1169
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,760
Who the fuck knows about anything?

1170
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,760
You know, when you're in that moment...

1171
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,760
I don't know, man.

1172
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,760
But when you're in that moment...

1173
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,760
Oh!

1174
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:11,760
Shout out to LVH, Leslie Van Houten.

1175
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,760
Who's Anna?

1176
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,760
Manson.

1177
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,760
She got released.

1178
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,760
Oh, they let her out?

1179
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,760
LV Van Houten, right? LVH.

1180
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,760
Woo!

1181
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,760
What an acronym, baby.

1182
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,760
I don't know.

1183
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,760
Shout out, literally.

1184
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,760
I told Leslie.

1185
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:24,760
Cut.

1186
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,760
It's Van Houten, for sure, though.

1187
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,760
Yeah, okay.

1188
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:28,760
That's good, man.

1189
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,760
We just talked about that, bitch, a few episodes back.

1190
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,760
Yeah.

1191
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,760
Remember, I said they were gonna let her out?

1192
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,760
Mm-hmm.

1193
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,760
That's good.

1194
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,760
I'm glad you're out, honey.

1195
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,760
Have a good time.

1196
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,760
I know you're a little old now.

1197
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:39,760
Well, she's got...

1198
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,760
She has cancer.

1199
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,760
The needles will still fuck you.

1200
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,760
I...

1201
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,760
Well, I mean...

1202
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,760
Just because you were associated with Manson.

1203
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,760
She mutilated the bodies.

1204
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,760
She's...

1205
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,760
She's grand...

1206
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,760
She's grandmothered in.

1207
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,760
No, dude, Larry, listen.

1208
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,760
She admitted to mutilating the bodies.

1209
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,760
Oh, wow.

1210
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,760
But she didn't help with the murders.

1211
00:39:58,760 --> 00:39:59,760
Well, that's nice.

1212
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,760
52 years she's been in prison.

1213
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,760
Hey.

1214
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:03,760
Imagine that.

1215
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,760
52 years, Larry.

1216
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,760
She was 19 when she was put in prison.

1217
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,760
Wow, man.

1218
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,760
Talking about being a fucking child of the system.

1219
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,760
That's most...

1220
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,760
She's been in prison most of my time on Earth.

1221
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,760
Well, but you know what she...

1222
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,760
I mean, she and me...

1223
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,760
That's a pretty fucked up thought.

1224
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,760
I mean...

1225
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,760
Who knows what's going on anymore?

1226
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,760
The prisons are overcrowded.

1227
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,760
They have to get rid of these people.

1228
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:28,760
They can't murder them.

1229
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,760
We need to rein...

1230
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,760
So they give them cancer and they fucking...

1231
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,760
Oh, we don't need to give them cancer.

1232
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,760
Well, there's...

1233
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,760
Cancer materials are in everything around us every day.

1234
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,760
Yeah, especially that plastic you burned in my phone.

1235
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,760
That plastic you burned in my fucking stove, man.

1236
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,760
My oven.

1237
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,760
That's very cancerous.

1238
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,760
And what else are you gonna say, Larry?

1239
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,760
Nothing, you fucking cheats.

1240
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,760
You got something else to say, Larry?

1241
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,760
Yeah.

1242
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,760
Yeah, knock this...

1243
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,760
You fucking cunt.

1244
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,760
Yeah, exactly.

1245
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,760
Look at you.

1246
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:58,760
Fuck you.

1247
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,760
You fucking El Chapo looking motherfucker.

1248
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,760
Fuck you.

1249
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,760
That stupid haircut.

1250
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,760
Hopefully they lock you away.

1251
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,760
But at the same time...

1252
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,760
So let's see.

1253
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,760
We talked about the Gilgo guy, right?

1254
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,760
Just for a little bit.

1255
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,760
El Chapo's son has a watchword more than your life.

1256
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,760
Dude, you know, two things in Mexico...

1257
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,760
Should we shout out the girls that...

1258
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,760
Should we shout out the...

1259
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:26,760
Wow.

1260
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,760
Craigslist escorts starting with Shannon Gilbert?

1261
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,760
No.

1262
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,760
Why not?

1263
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,760
The 23-year-old girl that started...

1264
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,760
They'd pay us for a plug?

1265
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,760
They're fucking dead, dude.

1266
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,760
They have to pay so.

1267
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:47,760
And then when they were looking for Shannon Gilbert,

1268
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,760
who was hot...

1269
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,760
I love he said Sharon and then he said Shannon.

1270
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,760
She was a 23-year-old hottie on Craigslist selling her ass for money.

1271
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,760
I mean, Larry, you can...

1272
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,760
And while they were looking for her, they found the four other ones that were known as the...

1273
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,760
Three?

1274
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,760
Well, okay, yeah, four.

1275
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,760
They were known as the Gilgore Four.

1276
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:16,760
And that was 24 Melissa Bartholomew, 25 Merrill Byron's, 22 Megan Waterman, and 27 Amberlynn Castello.

1277
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,760
Here comes Lee, you know.

1278
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,760
So, you know, shout out to Craigslist.

1279
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,760
Nice work, guys.

1280
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,760
Nice work getting these...

1281
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,760
leading these girls with their death.

1282
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,760
I have a fucking bunch of assholes, those people that are Craig and his friends.

1283
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,760
Larry, prostitution is the oldest trade known to man.

1284
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,760
It's a dangerous job, man.

1285
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,760
How do you know?

1286
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,760
Exactly.

1287
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,760
When you were in Boys Town.

1288
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,760
It is, it's dangerous.

1289
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,760
You're the kind of shanky dude.

1290
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,760
You gotta watch your shit.

1291
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,760
Shank on your hip.

1292
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,760
Mm-hmm.

1293
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,760
No more glory holes.

1294
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,760
I don't fucking go out without my Hitler Youth knife to Boys Town.

1295
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,760
Oh my God, Larry, that's so...

1296
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,760
Horrible.

1297
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,760
I mean, that statement, how can you comprehend it?

1298
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,760
Well, it's the only one with the long enough blade to keep him away.

1299
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,760
Yeah, but the sheath isn't as fucking accurate to the time period.

1300
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,760
Whatever.

1301
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,760
You can live with that.

1302
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,760
I'm gonna give a fuck about that.

1303
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,760
What are you guys gonna do?

1304
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,760
Are you about Nazi artifacts?

1305
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,760
Fucking uh...

1306
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:13,760
Yes, sir.

1307
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,760
I, um...

1308
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,760
Oh, kissed another dude.

1309
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,760
Made a...

1310
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,760
Ah, fuck you.

1311
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,760
I'm so tired, I love it.

1312
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,760
Yes, sir, can I go?

1313
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,760
What a dumbass.

1314
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,760
This guy, you know what, he's got...

1315
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,760
This is a guy, this is a fucking class clown, right?

1316
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,760
Motherfucker don't have nothing to say.

1317
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,760
The problem is, is you're my fucker.

1318
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,760
Bro, I love you.

1319
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,760
You're ready to cut a motherfucker off.

1320
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,760
You're gonna cut me?

1321
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,760
I wish you would try to.

1322
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,760
Oh, man.

1323
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,760
We will start a video aspect just for me beating you up in wrestling.

1324
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,760
Dude, I'll kick you in the fucking balls.

1325
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,760
I did, that's not wrestling, asshole.

1326
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,760
You're not talking about...

1327
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,760
I ain't gonna wrestle, I'm too old for that shit.

1328
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,760
I'll shoot you in the fucking foot.

1329
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,760
I'll shoot you in the foot.

1330
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,760
You're gonna shoot me in the foot?

1331
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,760
That's not even fair.

1332
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,760
I don't wanna fuck around, man.

1333
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,760
Well, I don't know, I've never done otherwise.

1334
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:15,760
Okay, glory hole, boy.

1335
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,760
GHB.

1336
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,760
GH needles, that's a fucking full name.

1337
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,760
GH needles.

1338
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,760
What is that called?

1339
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,760
G stands for moniker, but what is that?

1340
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:35,760
That's your moniker, that's your fucking pseudonym.

1341
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,760
That's it, pseudonym, maybe.

1342
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,760
That's good, though.

1343
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,760
Fuck yeah, that's good.

1344
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,760
You don't even know what it means, but...

1345
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,760
Yeah, I know, it's the title of the author.

1346
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,760
I know, yeah, yeah.

1347
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,760
Motherfucker Larry.

1348
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,760
Ah, man.

1349
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,760
God damn those feet, Larry.

1350
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,760
Motherfucker, I swear to God.

1351
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,760
Larry is the dirtiest feet,

1352
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,760
and then he brings them into the lab.

1353
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,760
And they're so dirty, I mean, literally.

1354
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:09,760
They are dirty, Larry, and they're fucking big ass canoes.

1355
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,760
I walked in the fucking garage, I needed to go in the garage.

1356
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,760
I wasn't gonna put my shoes on for that.

1357
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,760
Why not?

1358
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:22,760
Because now you track all that shit back into the fucking house, dude.

1359
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,760
Yeah, but if I had my shoes on and was wearing my shoes, it would still be contracted.

1360
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,760
Then you can take them off the door, and then...

1361
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,760
That's why I have my slides.

1362
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,760
I take my fucking outside shoes, I take my slides.

1363
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,760
Okay, then, Mr. Rogers.

1364
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,760
What the fuck does that mean, asshole?

1365
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,760
It doesn't even make any sense.

1366
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,760
Yeah, did you ever watch Mr. Rogers?

1367
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,760
Yeah, when he put his shoes on and he sat down, fuck you, man.

1368
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,760
So it doesn't make sense to do what I'm talking about.

1369
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,760
I don't care what you're talking about.

1370
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,760
Everybody out there knows what I'm talking about.

1371
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,760
I don't need to explain myself. Everybody's laughing at you.

1372
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,760
First of all, you ever see the episode where he sits at the black guy and washes his feet in the pool?

1373
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,760
That's what you need to do.

1374
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:08,760
And Lee would be like, oh man, Asalaamu alaykum, my brother.

1375
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:09,760
Man.

1376
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,760
What?

1377
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,760
Jesus washed my feet.

1378
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,760
He washed people's feet. I don't think he washed my feet.

1379
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,760
Would he lick your feet?

1380
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,760
Dude, man, don't fucking blaspheme, you fucking bastard.

1381
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,760
What a piece of shit.

1382
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,760
God.

1383
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,760
Dude, how do you know if Jesus doesn't like feet, dude?

1384
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,760
Dude, he's not a fucking weird pervert.

1385
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,760
You know!

1386
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:35,760
He's not a fetus.

1387
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,760
He can do whatever he wants.

1388
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,760
He's not a fetus like you are.

1389
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,760
First of all, he's not even a real human.

1390
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,760
He's in spirit.

1391
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,760
Right now, yeah.

1392
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,760
So technically, he can just finger blast any chicken on.

1393
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,760
When he comes back down, though.

1394
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,760
Yeah, I bet.

1395
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,760
A lot of women have heard that.

1396
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,760
He's gonna kick your fucking ass, man.

1397
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:56,760
I hope so, man.

1398
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,760
That'd be awesome.

1399
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,760
If Jesus washed my ass, I would totally do that.

1400
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,760
Imagine if that's it.

1401
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,760
You think it's gonna be like a fucking Spider-Man comic book you dumbass?

1402
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,760
Yeah, I totally do.

1403
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,760
Actually, no, I don't.

1404
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,760
I think Jesus is gonna be like a pig or something.

1405
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,760
I mean, something fucking weird.

1406
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:13,760
It's Jesus, dude.

1407
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,760
You guys probably put up on like, dude, no fucking space-coking shit.

1408
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,760
Getting banged by aliens.

1409
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:22,760
Do you think Jesus is just a normal dude that like hangs out and looks at Earth?

1410
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,760
Hell no.

1411
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,760
That motherfucker is out there doing tentacle shit, dude.

1412
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,760
That's what you think, man.

1413
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,760
With like multiple women.

1414
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:29,760
Yes, dude.

1415
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,760
See, that's why.

1416
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,760
He's a god in your eyes, right?

1417
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,760
That's why you're a devil and you're gonna be going to hell.

1418
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,760
Dude, look at the gods in Greece.

1419
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,760
That's what the devil does.

1420
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,760
The gods in Greece just did what they wanted, man.

1421
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:45,760
They went through a bunch of fucking fruit cakes that fucked each other in the ass and

1422
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,760
they're gods, you fucking.

1423
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,760
And you don't think Jesus was like, hey, let's try this?

1424
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,760
No, I don't think so.

1425
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:53,760
How do you know?

1426
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:59,760
I don't, because, man, they fucking smashed Sodom in Gamora.

1427
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,760
Okay, listen.

1428
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,760
I'm gonna tell you.

1429
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,760
Sodom, Sodom, I'm gonna tell you.

1430
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,760
Jesus has four glasses of wine and fucking Uncle Billy's over.

1431
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,760
You know what I mean?

1432
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,760
Oh, man, this motherfucker.

1433
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,760
No, you just don't want to accept the fact that Jesus probably got ass banged.

1434
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,760
Dude, quit fucking saying that shit.

1435
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,760
I'm gonna have to quit the podcast and shit.

1436
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:24,760
I don't want to be with a fucking associated with such a fucking vulgar asshole.

1437
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,760
Bless from his motherfucker, shall I say?

1438
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:27,760
Yeah.

1439
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,760
I think Jesus did get ass banged.

1440
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,760
I mean, what do you want me to do about it, bro?

1441
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,760
Back then you never know.

1442
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:33,760
I quit saying it to me.

1443
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,760
But you never know, though.

1444
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,760
Back then, this fucking, come on, man.

1445
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,760
Dude, Jesus would fucking...

1446
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,760
I mean, there were no laws back then.

1447
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:41,760
It says in the Bible.

1448
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,760
There's literally no...

1449
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,760
It says in the Bible you shouldn't do that.

1450
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,760
I'm gonna tell you right now, Jesus had 12 apostles.

1451
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,760
I'm gonna tell you right now.

1452
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,760
It says in the Bible that you shouldn't do that, man.

1453
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,760
Do what?

1454
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,760
A man should not lay with another man and a woman should not lay with another man.

1455
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,760
If no one's watching.

1456
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,760
Oh, man.

1457
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:07,760
I mean, you smile and if he's under 12.

1458
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,760
You're gonna burn.

1459
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,760
How?

1460
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,760
You're gonna be in the special fucking...

1461
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,760
Special Jesus section.

1462
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,760
Huh?

1463
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,760
You're gonna be in the I mock Jesus a lot section.

1464
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:19,760
Really?

1465
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,760
How many people are there?

1466
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,760
Probably a lot.

1467
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,760
Okay.

1468
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,760
I mean, sounds pretty cool.

1469
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:26,760
A good amount.

1470
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:27,760
I hope there's a lake, right?

1471
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,760
Cause I won't be able to put my phone.

1472
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,760
Awesome.

1473
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,760
Well, I could put my boat in there then, right?

1474
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,760
It might burn up.

1475
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,760
That's all right.

1476
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,760
We're kinda gonna want to flame it.

1477
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:36,760
Flaming boat.

1478
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,760
Huh?

1479
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:38,760
Steel?

1480
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,760
Steel.

1481
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:40,760
What kind of...

1482
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,760
What material will your boat be made out of?

1483
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,760
Human skin.

1484
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,760
What are you gonna wear?

1485
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,760
S-line.

1486
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,760
It's hell, baby.

1487
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,760
I can do whatever I want.

1488
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,760
See, that's the thing.

1489
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,760
That's the part...

1490
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,760
Titty skin.

1491
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:54,760
It's all titty skin.

1492
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,760
That's the part where you're wrong, though.

1493
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:56,760
How do you know?

1494
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,760
It's hell.

1495
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,760
You ever been there?

1496
00:49:58,760 --> 00:49:59,760
Dude, man.

1497
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:00,760
Yeah.

1498
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,760
You asked me what my interpretation of hell would be.

1499
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,760
You shouldn't say this shit, dude.

1500
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,760
Why?

1501
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:08,760
You're fucking...

1502
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,760
So now you're censoring me on your own podcast?

1503
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,760
No, I'm not censoring you.

1504
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,760
This is egregious.

1505
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,760
You could say anything you want.

1506
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:20,760
I'm just saying you should not fucking mock the Lord and fucking...

1507
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,760
You should not think that you're gonna have control when you go to hell.

1508
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:24,760
Dude.

1509
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,760
You're gonna be...

1510
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,760
Do you think Jesus or I would win in Cornhole?

1511
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,760
I think you should beat your ass in front of the Lord.

1512
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:29,760
You think so, man?

1513
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:30,760
I think he'd hit every fucking word.

1514
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:31,760
Dude, what if I like slipped him a roofie?

1515
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,760
I don't think it would...

1516
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:33,760
I don't think it would...

1517
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,760
You think he'd be smart enough not to take a PBR with a roofie?

1518
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,760
I think he has.

1519
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,760
Yeah.

1520
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,760
I mean, it's a tall boy, though, baby.

1521
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,760
They're hard to fucking turn down.

1522
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,760
No, I think you wouldn't.

1523
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,760
Come on, Jesus.

1524
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,760
Here's a tall boy PBR, man.

1525
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,760
He's got a very big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.

1526
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:55,760
I mean, he's got a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.

1527
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,060
Allboy PBR, woo, you know he wants it.

1528
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,280
Maybe he wants a beer, but he's not dumb enough to take her.

1529
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,960
He's got like supersonic ears,

1530
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,160
he can hear the big crackling.

1531
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:10,680
And he's not dumb enough to take a fucking open beer from you.

1532
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,200
I mean, I know that much.

1533
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,320
I don't want anything with Jesus though.

1534
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,720
He's gotta have an entourage, that's what I want.

1535
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,840
You got Jesus had to have followers.

1536
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:27,520
Like the virgins and shit just want to be banged by Jesus.

1537
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,520
Like, oh, we're all virgins, Jesus come and bang us.

1538
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,520
You think so?

1539
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,360
Oh man.

1540
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,720
No, no, believe me.

1541
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,480
You're fucking going to hell, man.

1542
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,320
I know you've told me that nine times already, Larry.

1543
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,000
Well, because you don't stop.

1544
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:43,840
We've already agreed.

1545
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,080
Shut your mouth, man.

1546
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,440
Maybe shut my mouth.

1547
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,880
It's a comedy podcast.

1548
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,720
Maybe I could just be quiet all of a sudden.

1549
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:54,520
Yeah, shut your fucking mouth.

1550
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,520
I'm just here to fucking say stupid shit and make you mad.

1551
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,720
You're doing a good job, man.

1552
00:51:58,720 --> 00:51:59,960
I know.

1553
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,240
Well, thank you very much.

1554
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:04,840
You're saying some really, really stupid shit.

1555
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,360
You can't think of anything stupid to say without.

1556
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,640
Dude, you can't even open your eyes right now.

1557
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,760
Holy shit, Larry.

1558
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,840
I am fucking high as hell.

1559
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,720
Well, then pass that joy out, man.

1560
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,680
I gave you your own joy.

1561
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,840
I know, and I smoked it.

1562
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:20,680
Let me get the, you know.

1563
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,440
Oh.

1564
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:23,600
How about this?

1565
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,440
Well, about what, Larry?

1566
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,240
You can't think of anything dumb and funny to say

1567
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:30,640
and prove how stupid you are without including Jesus.

1568
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,880
Are you talking to me?

1569
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,920
No, I'm talking to the other guy.

1570
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:34,760
Where?

1571
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,240
There's no one else here except you, you dummy.

1572
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:38,200
I fuck you, Larry.

1573
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,240
I was a joke, you dumbass.

1574
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:40,440
Okay.

1575
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,120
I mean, why would you talk about me?

1576
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,600
Why have you mismerged my character

1577
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,440
in front of our audience?

1578
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,280
I don't like this.

1579
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,880
I'm not mismerging your character, man.

1580
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,360
Yes, you just totally fucking.

1581
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,600
I'm being honest.

1582
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:51,440
I'm being honest.

1583
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,160
Oh, that's how you hide it.

1584
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,080
That's how you hide with your hate speech.

1585
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,840
Dude, oh my God.

1586
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,840
You are anti-trans also.

1587
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,560
I'm putting that into the episode.

1588
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,160
I'll tell you what.

1589
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,680
Jesus probably would be anti-trans.

1590
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,520
He don't vote for that.

1591
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,360
Wow.

1592
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,800
Of all the things I've said,

1593
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,800
and now you just said that,

1594
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,840
that's probably the most controversial thing ever.

1595
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,080
I think he might be.

1596
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,200
How do you know?

1597
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,840
Wow.

1598
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,000
Gee, let's think.

1599
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:23,840
Jesus.

1600
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:24,680
I just told you,

1601
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,520
Jesus probably had ass sex with children.

1602
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,000
No, what the fuck?

1603
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,320
What the fuck?

1604
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,880
Dude, oh my God.

1605
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,640
You are fucking gonna.

1606
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,800
But it makes you laugh.

1607
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,920
Please, it ain't funny.

1608
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,600
It's making you laugh.

1609
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,640
That's the whole point of this.

1610
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,480
It's not funny, man.

1611
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,880
It's be saying the most egregious shit.

1612
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,400
Shut your mouth, man.

1613
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,720
No, I will not.

1614
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:53,280
Hey, just fucking shut it.

1615
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,120
And you know what?

1616
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:54,960
All of a sudden you're gonna be like,

1617
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:55,960
hey, you know what?

1618
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,680
Catholic priest and fuck little boys.

1619
00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,520
They did.

1620
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,440
Okay, so then there you go.

1621
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,960
There's a damn correlation between you.

1622
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,720
They're a big difference from Jesus.

1623
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,040
Why not?

1624
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:06,880
What do you mean why not?

1625
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,720
They're like Jesus' butlers.

1626
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:09,560
No, they're not.

1627
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,400
Yes, they are, man.

1628
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,840
They're the devil's butlers.

1629
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,640
Ah, I don't know about that.

1630
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,400
If they were the devil's butlers, man,

1631
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,800
they'd be helping me get fucking new recruits

1632
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,640
on my wakeboards.

1633
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:19,480
They will.

1634
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,480
Back in my kick ass boat.

1635
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,440
They will, man.

1636
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,240
You should go hang around with some of them.

1637
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,960
Dual outboard, 454 baby.

1638
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,320
They'll get you all the little boys you want.

1639
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:28,160
Fuck you.

1640
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,480
I don't want that shit, dude.

1641
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,480
Whoa.

1642
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,640
I just want kick ass drugs.

1643
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:33,480
They'll get that for you, too.

1644
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,640
Every once in a while.

1645
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:35,480
And then they'll slip you away from you.

1646
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,440
A lady to spit on my wiener.

1647
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,680
You'll be the one with waking up with the sore ass.

1648
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:43,920
You know what, Larry?

1649
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:44,760
They're not the priests.

1650
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:45,600
You'll see what happens.

1651
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,600
Sometimes you gotta take one for the,

1652
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,040
not with the priests, though.

1653
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:48,880
Ugh.

1654
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:49,720
You know what they're doing.

1655
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:52,400
You were just saying the priests.

1656
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,160
No, I said Satan or hell or whatever.

1657
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,520
Yeah, Satan's butler's the priest.

1658
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,040
That's who you're gonna be hanging with.

1659
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,160
You know what those guys are?

1660
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,000
Bunch of thugs.

1661
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,840
Oh, man.

1662
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,320
They're all fucking crazy, right?

1663
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,600
I mean, who wants to be a priest?

1664
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,080
Why?

1665
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,440
What benefit is there to you?

1666
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:16,120
Well, you get to listen to people's fucking problems.

1667
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:16,960
You're a fucking weirdo.

1668
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,560
Well, they're pedophiles

1669
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,600
and they're part of the fucking Satanic.

1670
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,480
They have been proven to be pedophiles,

1671
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,360
but not all of them.

1672
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,360
No, some of them don't know what's going on.

1673
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,160
There's evidence that priests are pedophiles.

1674
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,000
How's that?

1675
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:31,840
Yeah.

1676
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,120
That's it.

1677
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,880
That's why your mom took you out of choir boy practice,

1678
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:38,720
right?

1679
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:39,560
No, altar boy.

1680
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,400
Altar boy.

1681
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,080
Actually, no, no, I was an altar boy.

1682
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,080
You came home with rippies and your-

1683
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,520
Dude, listen, my mom's from the old country

1684
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,000
and she got a weird feeling from the fucking priest

1685
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:54,000
and took four of us out of the fucking,

1686
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,840
the harm's way of this fucking-

1687
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,080
Who says stay away from this fucking pervert for years?

1688
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,640
Who knows that this guy would have done

1689
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,320
with four fucking young boys?

1690
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,480
I mean, this is like old country buffet

1691
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,000
for a fucking pervert, dude.

1692
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,320
Yeah, he would have had a party.

1693
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,640
If she would have just left us there,

1694
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:10,080
holy Jesus, man, this fucking guy.

1695
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:12,880
You kids, you kids could be-

1696
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,840
I don't know what kind of problems I would have had.

1697
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:16,680
No, man.

1698
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,280
Holy schnikes.

1699
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,440
Is that what happened, Needles?

1700
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,840
Then I'd have a reason for something.

1701
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,600
Oh, man, this poor kid.

1702
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,280
No wonder, no wonder he doesn't like you, Jesus.

1703
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,960
He got as raped as a child.

1704
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,800
Who did?

1705
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,640
You did, by the way.

1706
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,800
I didn't get as raped as a child.

1707
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,480
Get the fuck out of here, man.

1708
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,360
I said my mom stopped it.

1709
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,920
She walked in when he was doing it?

1710
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,160
No.

1711
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,560
She walked into the room.

1712
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,200
No, she felt weird and didn't let us stay with the guy.

1713
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,040
She felt weird watching, huh?

1714
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,280
Larry, that's my mother.

1715
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,520
And I swear to God, I will choke you out on the microphone

1716
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,320
and everyone will enjoy it.

1717
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,960
Because they will hear your groans of pain

1718
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,000
as I work you over.

1719
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,800
Because I am a working man. All of a sudden, I got so mad.

1720
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,640
When is the last time you worked, you sugar baby?

1721
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,640
Dude, all I did.

1722
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,960
Exactly, you can't even eat that.

1723
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,400
Today, I fucking picked up those branches.

1724
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,160
You know, the last day I worked was today for 10 hours.

1725
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:28,480
I did it in the early part of the day while it was cool,

1726
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,080
so I threw the branches in the neighbor's yard.

1727
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,480
Get your man-pon out.

1728
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:34,720
Freaking asshole.

1729
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:35,840
What's that?

1730
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,120
Your man-pon, it's like a tampon.

1731
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:38,960
Oh, man-pon.

1732
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:39,800
That's so funny.

1733
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,680
Yeah, because you're bleeding out of your ass

1734
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,560
because your boyfriend worked you over.

1735
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:47,400
That's so funny.

1736
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,480
God, the look on Larry's face right now

1737
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,440
just made the whole episode.

1738
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:54,240
It made me so happy right at the end too.

1739
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,320
Thank you, Larry, for that.

1740
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,160
That's not over.

1741
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,000
Thank you so much.

1742
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,360
Do your shout outs, Larry.

1743
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,680
I can't see, man.

1744
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,040
It's an hour, right here.

1745
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:01,880
I'll read them.

1746
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,320
Here, give me the list.

1747
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,160
Right there.

1748
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,000
No, man.

1749
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:05,840
You're right.

1750
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,320
I want to read them today.

1751
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,920
Right there on the right.

1752
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,200
The orange paper.

1753
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,320
Jesus fucking Christ, man.

1754
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:16,880
All right.

1755
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:17,720
Ah!

1756
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,760
Again, he used the Lord's name in vain.

1757
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:20,600
He had a piece of shit.

1758
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,720
Nope, shite town.

1759
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,200
Nope, this isn't it, dude.

1760
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:24,040
Where the fuck is-

1761
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,040
He's a fucking piece of shit, Lord.

1762
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:26,880
Dude, what the fuck, man?

1763
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:27,720
He doesn't know what he's doing.

1764
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,360
I mean, this is egregious, man.

1765
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:30,200
We've got to talk to him.

1766
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,800
Oh, no, no, no, let me get it.

1767
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,640
I want to do it.

1768
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:33,480
Please, Lord, forgive this stupid fucker.

1769
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,840
No, no, no, I want to do it.

1770
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,240
Hey, Russ, man.

1771
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,080
Man.

1772
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,800
I was really busy today, dude.

1773
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,440
And I didn't get a chance to watch that DVD yet,

1774
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,920
but I'm gonna fucking watch it.

1775
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,120
Please don't say it.

1776
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,720
I'm gonna make my dad watch it,

1777
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,760
and I'll report back to you.

1778
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,160
Matthew, what's up, buddy?

1779
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,360
Thank you, Barbara, we love you.

1780
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:57,360
Tiffany, have fun writing that song with you.

1781
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,640
Me and Tiffany went back and forth

1782
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,680
and wrote the Hunter's Cope song.

1783
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,360
Oh, hey, she's gotta pay for airtime now

1784
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,200
if you keep on going.

1785
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,680
Yeah, it's gotta fucking check that song out,

1786
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,760
Hunter's Cope by Larry O'Gee.

1787
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,000
It's unspotifying everywhere else.

1788
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,120
Chrissy,

1789
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,080
Chriss, man, missed your call today, dude.

1790
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,880
I'll give you a call back.

1791
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:18,720
Luan.

1792
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:20,840
Chriss, yeah.

1793
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,680
Really?

1794
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,520
Chrissy, love you, man.

1795
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,400
Hope you get by her, bro.

1796
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,160
Into all the only fan girls.

1797
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,200
Hey, wait a second.

1798
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,200
Bobby kisses dudes.

1799
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:32,880
Okay.

1800
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,580
Fucking, who else?

1801
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:36,600
I don't know.

1802
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,440
That's it, okay.

1803
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,400
I just really, just really cool

1804
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,920
that you guys are checking it out.

1805
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:44,280
We love you and you're one of the few in the crowd

1806
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,440
because I don't know if you're proud,

1807
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,180
but you're probably.

1808
00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:49,760
Listen, man, now you're starting to make

1809
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,160
more Marines sound like listeners.

1810
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,480
All right, we love you guys.

1811
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,760
You know what, there's less of us than Marines,

1812
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:58,000
so you are an elite group

1813
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,240
and you're some bad motherfuckers.

1814
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:04,160
Spread the word and let's make the group a little bigger, man.

1815
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:09,160
And have a great day, week, slash everything.

1816
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,680
Peace, I'm Larry.

1817
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:12,600
And I'm Needles.

1818
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:32,240
My name is Larry and I teach in ハレビンニールショール.