1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 well that's how it goes man 3 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 whether it's a win or not right? 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 yeah it'll start up again 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 welcome to Larry and Needles show just in case 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 I'm Larry and I'm the fourth of July festivities 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 I'm Needles 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 and we're trying to figure out what's going on here 9 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 we wanted to do something sort of 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,000 patriotic so we're gonna let other people 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 like fight a workshop 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 even though I'm always patriotic 13 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 fuck I ain't dude 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 it's the most patriotic thing you do 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 I do everything I do with paint 16 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 you're gonna cut your grass 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 it's not patriotic at all 18 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:59,000 I fucking go work at the voting booths every fucking time 19 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000 yeah you know I'm surprised they haven't caught you guys putting an extra bag 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 that's pretty patriotic 21 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 it's a TAMINY PALL 22 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 happy fourth of July 23 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 that was a nice big one 24 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,000 it's a 1008 and people are still lighting shit off 25 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 people got a little work here 26 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 we're gonna load this shit up 27 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 we'll see what happens alright 28 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I got some fireworks myself like I said 29 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 yeah I know but what are you gonna do with them though 30 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 you're gonna light them off tonight 31 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 or are you just gonna save them for a random day 32 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 aww 33 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 you should probably light them tonight 34 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 since I got them from Don Anford last 35 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 fourth of July 36 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 those were the ones that were sitting on the table 37 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 yeah 38 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 these guys really love America 39 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 yeah 40 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 is that how you show your patriotism 41 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 that's how many fireworks you have 42 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,000 to spend 43 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 that's gotta be like a dad thing 44 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 oh yeah it's just fun 45 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 it's fun 46 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 for who 47 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 for everyone involved man 48 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 I mean 49 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 the amount of accidents that happen to the skyrocket 50 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 which no pun is intended 51 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 how many people are losing fingers today 52 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 I mean there's gonna be videos out 53 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,000 there's gotta be videos out already of bad fireworks shows or something going on 54 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 yeah 55 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 it comes to army 56 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 okay 57 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 so 58 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 we wanna see what happens 59 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 hopefully these guys can celebrate 60 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 nothing's gonna happen man 61 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 not for like a mass shooting or anything 62 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 there's no 63 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 there won't be a shooting 64 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 where? here 65 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 tonight? oh not in this neighborhood I hope 66 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 but there's gonna be plenty of shootings 67 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 yeah I don't know what you're talking about 68 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 the numbers have already 69 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 we could probably look them up right now 70 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 we probably could 71 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 there's probably already a lot of numbers then 72 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 should I just look up Chicago shooting for today 73 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 and see what happens 74 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 okay 75 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 but it's crazy that they were trying to crack down on people 76 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 shooting firearms 77 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 that was a nice one 78 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 but they were trying to crack down on 79 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 people using fire 80 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 shooting firearms 81 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 in New Year's 82 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 you know what I mean 83 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 which makes perfect sense man 84 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 what do you mean that people should be shooting guns 85 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 in a place where we're in the murder capital of the United States 86 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 even though Kansas City 87 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 they're fucking 88 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 banging right now they got a hold of it 89 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 really? yeah 90 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 I've been there, were it Missouri or Kansas? 91 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Kansas City 92 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Kansas 93 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 well no because it was Kansas City, Missouri too 94 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 yeah I'm talking about Kansas City, Kansas 95 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 sucka 96 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Jesus Christ 97 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 how would I know 98 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 53 shot 11 fatally 99 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 hmm 100 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 it's pretty crazy man 101 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 there's a lot of shootings isn't it man 102 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 53 in one weekend that's fucking nuts dude 103 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Chicago shooting stats 104 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I don't know 105 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 it says it looks like 106 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 there aren't many great matches for your search 107 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 okay 108 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 so I mean 109 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Chicago shooting 110 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 4th of July let's do that 111 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 watch them go up 112 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 like a ticker 113 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I mean 114 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 like the COVID death counter 115 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 that Fauci had going back in the day 116 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 5 dead at least 117 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 33 wounded 118 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 and this is 119 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 one day ago 120 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 one day ago 121 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 oh shit man I forgot 122 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 you know what it's so sad that I completely forgot about this 123 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Highland Park 124 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Highland Park what? 125 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 mass shooting was a year ago 126 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 oh it was the 4th of July 127 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 I forgot about that 128 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 that's literally 129 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 it's from here man 130 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 well I know about 15 minutes 131 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 but yeah it's close 132 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 it's close 133 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 when they had that 134 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 fucking kid 135 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 tranny fucking 136 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 supposedly on a roof 137 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 that supposedly the only 138 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 the FBI supposedly didn't check 139 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 man we get lied to so hard 140 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 well it's fucking brutal 141 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 it should happen 142 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 shit doesn't really just happen 143 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 they just land there 144 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 well you know 145 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 he's probably MK ultra 146 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I'm sure he was MK ultra 147 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 they should kill that guy 148 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 these people are just a fucking strain on society 149 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 I mean 150 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 fuck 151 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 5 dead 152 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 at least 30 153 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 it doesn't really say 154 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 it doesn't 155 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 well it should have updated right 156 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 it's not the most exciting thing to update 157 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 it's pretty fucking morbid 158 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 it's very grim in fucking macabre 159 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 at the same time 160 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 but also 161 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 everything is marred by what's going on 162 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 in this society right now 163 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 I mean these fucking people are running rampant 164 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 and just shooting their cops 165 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 like it's no big deal 166 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 you know 167 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 like you used to have some sort of respect for the law 168 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 the freak thing is they're not in decency yet 169 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 maybe we should go out there 170 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 huh 171 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I think we're fine here 172 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 look all my fingers where they should be 173 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 we're poor neighbors they got two young kids 174 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 who 175 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 the kids know 176 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 they understand 177 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 no I'm not saying that 178 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 people are trying to sleep 179 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 wait until I shoot one of them bottle rockets 180 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 in the window 181 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 you're laying on your back with your legs up 182 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 I'm gonna want something 183 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 I'm gonna have to get one of those 184 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 real life metal 185 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I'm gonna need a piece of metal covering my shit 186 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 to put in your ass 187 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 and shoot it out of there 188 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 we can get you a bottle 189 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 cover my bottle 190 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 that's more your style 191 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 we're gonna blow up the drummer 192 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 for fucking murdering boundaries 193 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 we're gonna have to go to Walgreens and get a glass bottle 194 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 we got one 195 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 you get a glass bottle we can put in your head 196 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 yeah man 197 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 I don't know though why do people keep on killing in Chicago 198 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 why do people I mean 199 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 did you see about this 200 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 the guy who killed in Philadelphia 201 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 five people 202 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 he had 203 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 he posted a picture 204 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 of himself 205 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 it was a male 206 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 they killed all these people 207 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 then he posted a picture of himself 208 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 in women's clothes 209 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 with earrings on 210 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 and stuff like that 211 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 wow 212 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 so 213 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 I kinda like the hot shot 214 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 serial killer 215 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 who's that 216 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 what the fuck man we had an episode named 217 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 I know what I'm just saying I don't know 218 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 the fucking guy in Portland 219 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 that was dressed as a woman 220 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 luring men and giving them hot shots 221 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 and raping women 222 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 I forgot 223 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 you forgot about that 224 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I'm a fucking buzz 225 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 I really forget about that it was so awesome 226 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 come here Mary share that cigarette with me 227 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 what was so awesome 228 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 hot shot killer 229 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 what did you do with the other 230 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 cigarettes 231 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 what other cigarettes 232 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 yeah where did my eaters go 233 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 shit man 234 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 you ever see 235 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 they were up your ass you know where they were 236 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 remember he said bring the ones 237 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 yeah they're probably in the car 238 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 there's only one or two left though 239 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 wasn't like it was a carton of cigarettes 240 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 I got to see some 241 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 works 242 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 we could shut these lights down 243 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 it sounded like the 244 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 room was exploding 245 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 we had 11 bottle rackets 246 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 it was 247 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 it was a car 248 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 it was a car 249 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 it was a car 250 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 it was a car 251 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 it was a car 252 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 it was a car 253 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 it was a car 254 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 who was going around 255 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 maybe 256 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 it seemed pretty close 257 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 what's that 258 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 fireworks yeah they're fucking 259 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 right across the street 260 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 we should go out there man 261 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 no we should not 262 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 why 263 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 neighbor 264 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 cause that's what they want 265 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 they're drunk shirmy neighbors 266 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 come back 267 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 it's Polish 268 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 I think Tony gets it wrong 269 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I saw Tony today cutting the lawn 270 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 really? 271 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 at the corner and uh 272 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 he flick you off? no man 273 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 we waved to each other his hair was white 274 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 dude he had not a black 275 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 hair left on his head it was 276 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 completely fucking gray 277 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 wouldn't yours too 278 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 I mean Jesus if you live that kind of existence 279 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 you're literally the last house 280 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 on the left 281 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 he's actually the last house 282 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 in the right 283 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 if you're looking at it straight 284 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 it's the last house on the left 285 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 you can come ass 286 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 he's the first house on the left 287 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 if you're looking at it straight 288 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 like this 289 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 last house on the left 290 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Jesus 291 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 I say okay 292 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 do I gotta draw you a fucking picture 293 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 it's gonna say dummy with an arrow 294 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 you're coming down the street 295 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 if you're giving directions to the pizza guy 296 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I know but if I said if you're looking at it 297 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I said if you're looking at it 298 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 three times 299 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 looking at it 300 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 in the street 301 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 looking at it 302 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 fucking asshole 303 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 why do you think 304 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 it's here to shock white from something Lily did 305 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 or 306 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 repercussions 307 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 repercussions from Colleen 308 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 hey 309 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 are we gonna really use this 310 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 yeah 311 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 this is our independence episode 312 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 I don't think we're gonna be able to hear our voices 313 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 over these bombs 314 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 you shouldn't do it 315 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 I wanna hear it though 316 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 I don't know why this thing's not going 317 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 man you rolled this bitch way 318 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 oh yeah it's better than enjoying your rolls 319 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 dude look at Mary 320 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 she's disgusted with you 321 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 she's like 322 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 I ate nine capsules and you guys are idiots 323 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 there we go finally 324 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 nah it's not roll too much 325 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 you can't open that bitch up dude 326 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 I'm about to do that to you too 327 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:57,000 well that's because it's fucking juiced up from all the resin man 328 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 we got it 329 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 oh my ass hurts 330 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 wait and hear the loud scream 331 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 after the bang 332 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I told you 333 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 I'm not gonna tell you twice 334 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 where's the joke 335 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 where's the joke you could 336 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 what did you say to a girl who's got two black eyes 337 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 nothing 338 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 she already been told twice 339 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 so bad 340 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000 I should have played back 341 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 I told Sherry today I'm fucking 342 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 misogynistic and I'm fucking proud of it 343 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Jesus man 344 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 and that's it 345 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 you didn't say anything 346 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 she said yeah that's good 347 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 she co-signed your bullshit 348 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 you're a fucking retard 349 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 no because 350 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 too many people are pussy 351 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 it's good to be misogynistic once in a while 352 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 where did you come up with this 353 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 I don't know 354 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 we need to have your tape on something 355 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 listen to that going on back there 356 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 wow 357 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 sounds like World War II 358 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 bad little bunker hill 359 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 hamburger hill 360 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 sounds like when you go down to Boyce 361 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 you're a boy 362 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 fuck 363 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 they're still going 364 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 they're having a little something getting shot in the head 365 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 they want something more like a gunshot 366 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 if you go over there it's like 367 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 like an irish rainbow 368 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 which is a good dead irish 369 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 sounds like it's coming from over those apartments that way 370 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 I don't know 371 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 it was somewhere off in the distance that 372 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 that direction 373 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 I doubt we'd hear a gunshot from this far away though 374 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 hopefully the house will block us 375 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 probably 376 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 listen to this 377 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 that was a fucking cannon left over from the revolutionary war 378 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 it didn't even 379 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 it wasn't even like when you shoot it 380 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 out of the tube it goes up 381 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 boom and that makes another one 382 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 it just blew up in his front yard 383 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 that guy's missing an arm 384 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 no one screamed that down 385 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 his wife sent him off 386 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 you're like this one George 387 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 you're going stupid 388 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 there's another hams like this 389 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 the poor guy's going to show up to work missing two fingers 390 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 oh man Mary they had hams 391 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 at the fucking liquor store we went to today 392 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 by Virginia's 393 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 and I got so excited 394 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 he really did which is hilarious 395 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 I'm going to buy me a 12 pack of hams 396 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 next time I see it 397 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 they make the greatest tea drinks 398 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 did you ever try hams? 399 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Olympia 400 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Olympia is not as good as hams 401 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 hams is okay 402 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 hams is from the land of sky blue water 403 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 better pissing it dude 404 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 they should have seen that fucking thing dude 405 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 but what do you call it 406 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 they used those exact waters 407 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 they said it's from the land 408 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 well where did the better piss than it 409 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 dude they're hunting waters 410 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 whatever 411 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 was it fucking Bobby kissing dudes 412 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 tell us about how much they shit in the fucking 413 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 tanks 414 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 I don't know if it was that episode 415 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 no shout out steamboat 416 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 keep kissing dudes 417 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 he was saying that they got to recycle 418 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 that tank 419 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 the bare water tank 420 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 changes the water like once an hour 421 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 the whole tank 422 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 and filters it 423 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 because the bare water is shit 424 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 it's a fucking live animal 425 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 it doesn't shit that much but it fucking 426 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 but you know it acts like it's in the river 427 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 in the river are you talking about a polar bear 428 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 dude 429 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 did you even marry laugh dude 430 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 you laugh because it makes sense 431 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 no it does not make sense 432 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 he thinks he's in a river 433 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 he thinks he's in a polar bear in a river 434 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 polar bear 435 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 polar bears aren't in the river 436 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 tick motherfucker 437 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I didn't say polar bear you're the one that said polar bear 438 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 I just said bears 439 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 how many fucking bears do they have in enclosures 440 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 at the fucking zoo 441 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 they got bears there 442 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 yeah they do 443 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 polar bears are the fucking 444 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 no the bears that Robert was working on 445 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 and that motherfucker was not a polar bear 446 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 thing it was for 447 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 brown bears 448 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 oh yeah 449 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 yeah 450 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 I would put sausages in your pocket 451 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 and shove you 452 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 dude he's the greatest video ever 453 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 thank you grizzly's always it 454 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 what did he take you 455 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 literally gets mauled by a bear 456 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 to work for you too 457 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 they used to have a polar bear 458 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 oh they still got the polar bears 459 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 the fucking cat they bear exhibited 460 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 yeah I'm sure 461 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 it's a lot sadder now 462 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 it sucks man 463 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 it lost its lost its lost 464 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 but you know here's the thing a lot of those animals 465 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I like to think that they could be able to 466 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 make it in the wild it's not like 467 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 the old days when they went and captured 468 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 something and dragged it to a zoo 469 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 like in England or something 470 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 they're a little more humane about it 471 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 yeah now they just 472 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 capture them and separate them from their family 473 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 and then put them in a zoo 474 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 yeah they take the simple 475 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 they take the babies and they send them over 476 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 yeah they find the babies 477 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 oh here's a nest let's 478 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 drink the whole family and take the babies 479 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 that's alright 480 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 sounds very humane there 481 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 oh here we'll send this elephant to Milwaukee 482 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 we'll send this other one 483 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 an elephant's kind of weird dude 484 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 I mean you can't just send an elephant to Milwaukee 485 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 I'm talking about 486 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 polar bear babies 487 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 and you're talking about an elephant 488 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 I mean do you really shoot 489 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 elephants for a plastic accident 490 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 they got other animals besides 491 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 bears in the zoo 492 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 talking about all the animals now 493 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 they're capturing giraffes 494 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 and zebras and fucking elephants 495 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 alright calm down Noah 496 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 oh I think you understand 497 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 you just want two of everything 498 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 two leather daddies 499 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 two twinks 500 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Larry's ultimate fucking boat 501 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Mary had to leave 502 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 I'm not a TV fan 503 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I don't want to remember we're fucking stupid 504 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 I love it oh you're stupid 505 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I'm not making laugh bitch 506 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 fucking dumbass 507 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 dude we didn't bring any weed out here 508 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 I quit smoking weed 509 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 what's that? I quit 510 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 you quit smoking weed an hour ago 511 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I've done smoking weed since when 512 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 about 30 minutes ago 513 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 dumbass 514 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,000 that haircut's getting to you 515 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 until you know you're going to shave your leg hair 516 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I don't need to I have no hair 517 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 on my legs at all 518 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 it is weird wow I've never noticed that 519 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 I have no hair at all 520 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 well then your arms you do but not on your legs 521 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 very little 522 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 it wore off when you get old it wears off 523 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 wore off? yeah 524 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 leg wrestling Iranians 525 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 no from pants and shit 526 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 from pants and shit 527 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 you do 528 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 stove pipes dude and fucking skinny jeans 529 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 and all your 530 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 you're a fanox dude 531 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Jesus dude you got twink legs 532 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 seriously 533 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 if we just showed 534 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 from the knee to the top of your ankle 535 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 you get laid on grinders 536 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 and so on 537 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 now we can't show your feet though 538 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 look at this is a grown man 539 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 he might be a kickboxer 540 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 oh man 541 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 so stupid 542 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 love it 543 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 this is going to be a banger there 544 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 I'm going to go 545 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 oh shit 546 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 fucking 547 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 damn they were still rocking bro 548 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 it's like they had to reload or something 549 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 no they just I mean 550 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 smoke a joint and light some more 551 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 I wish man fucking we should go 552 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 speed with them that's what we should do 553 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 I mean these guys 554 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 yeah smoke them up 555 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 I'm sure we just meander 556 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 over there 557 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 they're going to love that shroom in our balls 558 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 hey you guys want some weed 559 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 no they're real nice 560 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 I know that lady Kady her name is 561 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 okay 562 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 man they're coming from all around 563 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Jesus Christ now I know what's fucking 564 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 the cadmium nam felt like 565 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 yeah I know this guy 566 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 that has PTSD 567 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 and when 4th of July comes it's like 568 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 he's like a German shepherd 569 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 that motherfucker hides in the 570 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 he fucking hides in the basement 571 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 no he doesn't 572 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 no yeah this dude that I know 573 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 she called up 574 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 he's probably online 575 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 put him on speakerphone 576 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 listen to what's going on over here 577 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:37,000 I got some of this telling you 578 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 I'm already coming to hang out 579 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 we're doing a podcast 580 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 we dug some tunnels in the basement 581 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 we dressed the cat up like Charlie 582 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 we're going to hide in these tunnels 583 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,000 we're going to hide in these tunnels until the fire 584 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 stop until the fire is over 585 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 don't worry about those burning sticks dude 586 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 you might want to have a fall in this pit 587 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 we could drain the pool 588 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 do something weird with that 589 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 bungee sticks and shit 590 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 dude you can fucking trap 591 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 you know what you can do you can do virtual tours now 592 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 of that shit 593 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 nam? I don't know how nam but 594 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 yeah the tunnels dude 595 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 aren't they in fucking nam 596 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 in China and in Japan 597 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 that's that nam dude that's called the country 598 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 I mean nam is the war that happened 599 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 that we lost unfortunately 600 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Vietnam that's the country 601 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 uh huh and where's that at 602 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 well it's starting Cambodia first of all 603 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 right 604 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 I mean 605 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 how many people do we fucking 606 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 lose in Vietnam 607 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 less than we lost 608 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 to fucking fentanyl 609 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,000 in the last year 610 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 how about that 611 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 April 30th 1975 612 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 second of the Indochina war 613 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 North Vietnam 614 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 excuse me 615 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 South Vietnam 616 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 fuck man I mean 617 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Jesus Christ 618 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 the way the Wikipedia has this written out man 619 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,000 it just looks like we got ourselves in a lot of shit we couldn't handle 620 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Wikipedia is a bullshit 621 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 what are you talking about 622 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 it's all censored bullshit it's all fake 623 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 North Vietnam invaded Laos 624 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 in 1958 625 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 establishing the Ho Chi Minh trail 626 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 it was a logistical 627 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 network of roads and trails 628 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 that ran from North Vietnam to South Vietnam 629 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 AVRN 630 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 South Vietnamese forces 631 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 so the US involvement increased 632 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 by JFK 633 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 from just under a thousand 634 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 in 1959 635 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 to 23,000 by 1964 636 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 which doesn't seem like that much 637 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 the town we live in is less than that 638 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 yeah 639 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 I mean we probably got more people 640 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 180 641 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 we got more of our soldiers in fucking Ukraine 642 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 than that probably right now 643 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 I don't think the Ukrainian war 644 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 I think that's all mercenary shit 645 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 no 646 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 yeah I think it's all paper play 647 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 they got our boys there 648 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 yeah they do 649 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 yeah they do 650 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 so you're gonna tell me an American soldier 651 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 is gonna get down to Ukrainian soil 652 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 getting bombed by Ukrainians 653 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 and blaming on Russians 654 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 fucking fucks 655 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 yeah allegedly definitely 656 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 fucking allegedly 657 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 oh you know I'm right though 658 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 the war extracted 659 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 an enormous human cost 660 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 estimates 661 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 of the number of Vietnamese soldiers 662 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 and civilians killed range from 663 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 966,000 664 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 to 3 million 665 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 isn't that crazy 666 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 that's all together though 667 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 yeah that's all of them together 668 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 and it breaks it down 669 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 oh no that's just from the Vietnamese 670 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 shit 671 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 it doesn't really give me 672 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 I mean 673 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I don't know though 674 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 it doesn't say fucking 675 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 ugh 676 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 there you go listen to this 677 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 within the United States 678 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 the war gave rise to what was referred to 679 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 as the Vietnam syndrome 680 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 a public aversion to 681 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 American overseas military involvement 682 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 which together with the Watergate scandal 683 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 contributed to the crisis 684 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 of coincidence that affected 685 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 America throughout the 1970s 686 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 so back then 687 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 there was so much shit going on 688 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 there wasn't shit going on 689 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 compared to now 690 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 but listen though 691 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 these were your 692 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 your news stories 693 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Vietnam, Watergate 694 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 do you know what Watergate was? 695 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 when they went into the Democratic building 696 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 and they looted through some files 697 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 and they broke into a hotel 698 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Watergate is a hotel 699 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 and they broke into someone's fucking room 700 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 man that's all they did 701 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 they do a lot more than that shit now 702 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 you ever seen Forest Gump? 703 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 no 704 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 we're Forest Gump calls 705 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 the police on the people going through Watergate 706 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 he's like uh I'm staying in this hotel 707 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 and there's people across from me 708 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 and they've got flat, you know what I mean 709 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 and he busts up Watergate 710 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 it's a great movie 711 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 fuck Tom Hanks 712 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 he's a fucking Cabales devil 713 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 maybe you should really want to fuck Tom Hanks 714 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 no 715 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 I don't like him no 716 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 I never saw any of his movies 717 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 you've never seen one movie? 718 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I don't think so 719 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 you're probably big? 720 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 no 721 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 ummm 722 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 here we go 723 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 wasn't he Buzzing Buddies? 724 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 he played a fucking 725 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 cross dressing 726 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 so it's saying yeah 727 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 we lost 728 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 58,220 people 729 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 so that's nothing man compared to Fenton 730 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 they got a fucking 731 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 monument in Washington DC 732 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 for only 58,000 people 733 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 although they deserve 734 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 to be monumentalized 735 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 meanwhile 736 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 and they deserve it 737 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 that's why I'm reiterating 738 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 and they deserve it 739 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 they fucking have 120,000 740 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 fucking people that 741 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 died from fentanyl 742 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 so more than double 743 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 what died in Vietnam over the whole 744 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 time span 745 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Vietnam went on for years 746 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 man you've never seen all those 747 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 servicemen come back 748 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 dropping like fucking flies 749 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 do you remember that? 750 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 they came back with good heroin habits 751 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 they were doing good shit 752 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 they came back with heroin habits 753 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 they're doing the shit today 754 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 then you come back to the state 755 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 and now you got a fucking 756 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 they've made countless movies 757 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 about servicemen being addicted 758 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 to fucking heroin 759 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 which is crazy 760 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 and numerous drugs 761 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 yeah man 762 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 full metal jacket, platoon 763 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 I didn't see all that shit 764 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 we were soldiers 765 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 you've never seen born on the 4th of july 766 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 that's a great movie 767 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 you've never seen fucking 768 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 do the deer hunter? 769 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 no 770 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 holy fuck Larry 771 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 your cinematic shit is crap 772 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 I don't watch any cinematic shit 773 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 it's all fucking brainwashing 774 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 it's all shit to make you think 775 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 something happened the way they want you to think it happened 776 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 dude there's nothing to do come on 777 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 yeah dude how are you 778 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 are you seeing taxicab? 779 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 no what's taxicab? 780 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 I've seen taxi driver 781 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 ok yeah I've seen that 782 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 deniro 783 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 but I fucking deniro's a cunt 784 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 but yeah I've seen that 785 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 sorry my bad 786 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 deniro's son 787 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 just old deed 788 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 no it's not his son it's grandson 789 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 no 790 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 oh yeah ok yeah it was 791 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 20 year old 19 year old grandson 792 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 and? 793 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 that's it man it's too bad 794 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 you didn't want me to say it happened to me 795 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 you didn't want me to say anything bad about him 796 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 well no he's dead that's you 797 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 he's dead 798 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 then here I am to make another Larry and Needle's episode 799 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 no I'm not looking for you to say anything 800 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 look at me 801 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 the fruits of my labor 802 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 sitting in a fucking 803 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 what do we call this screen porch 804 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 listen the rockets go off 805 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 shrooming my balls off with my best boy 806 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 and his rubble feet I hate those sandals 807 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 these are Jerusalem sandals 808 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 yeah they're not 809 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 they got two buckles on them 810 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Jesus wore ones like this 811 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 no he didn't have your own 812 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Jerusalem sandals 813 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 you're giving into them now 814 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 taking your money 815 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 those will control the weather around here 816 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 they probably something built into them 817 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 ah fuck 818 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 war is crazy isn't it 819 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 yeah man 820 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 it's all 821 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 what's that 822 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 the money thing 823 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 they're gonna show us what we want 824 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I don't think people want this shit 825 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 here wait a second 826 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 dude there's gotta be more than 827 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 fucking 828 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 15 829 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 yeah that's someone getting popped off execution style 830 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 no 831 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 nah you know I'm kidding 832 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 that sounds a lot different than it was 833 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 it's more centralized 834 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 that's definitely in the air 835 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 yeah did you hear that was echoing 836 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 mm-hmm 837 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 that's cool 838 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 I mean coming from a place to where 839 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 ah 840 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 gunshots were rampant tonight 841 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 and people have already been murdered 842 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 I forgot the numbers already what we said 843 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 but 844 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 it's a long weekend and shit happens 845 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 and they had the fucking NASCAR thing this weekend 846 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 you didn't hear nothing about that 847 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 no 848 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 they had to cut it down from 849 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 ah yeah they had to ring the ring 850 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 until they fucking chopped it down 851 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 25 laps 852 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 well not well 853 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 there's a rule that 854 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 specifies how many 855 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 half 856 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 the halfway point of a race 857 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 plus this and that 858 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 how many laps 859 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 are your boys coming up to twerryfinkels 860 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 oh 861 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 that's your call that's like your Batman signal 862 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 it's time to go kiss dudes in the park 863 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 nah they fucking cut it down 864 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 cause of darkness man 865 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 who 866 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 it's cause of fucking rain and shit dude 867 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 but they still stopped it it's 868 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 like fucking last 869 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 lightning 870 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 I don't think it was 871 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 less than 75 it doesn't 872 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 only complete like 25 or 30 873 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 oh man 874 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 oh I know the whole race 875 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 was supposed to be 100 laps 876 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 that's it really 877 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 NASCAR stinks 878 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 well but it's a lot fucking 879 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 bigger of a lap than normal 880 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 because they're going around the city streets 881 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 yeah 882 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 hey what the fuck is that episode 883 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 done can we load it up now 884 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 yeah let's load it up 885 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 let's end this episode 886 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 and get it ready 887 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 where's big red 888 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 alright thanks for listening to Larry 889 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Needles show 890 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 I'm Needles 891 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 I'm Larry 892 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 we probably won't air this 893 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 no we will we're definitely gonna do it 894 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 alright thanks for listening man 895 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 we love you seriously we appreciate it 896 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:37,000 peace