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Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show.

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There we are. Okay. How's everybody doing out there? This is Larry. Welcome to the Larry

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and Needles show. That's Needles over there.

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I mean, Needles, yes. I mean, that was the worst intro you've ever done to this day.

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I think the AC is getting to you. Oh man.

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With the opposite of water brain. Yeah, AC brain going on right now.

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So our Fourth of July extravaganza begins. Happy Fourth of July, Larry.

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Yeah, happy Fourth of July, Needles.

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Do you know what the Fourth of July and Happy Birthday America, that's when we

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got our stuff from England? We took our country back and then 35 years later,

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we gave that shit right back to England. So everything that you think that you know is bullshit.

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We just handed it over like a fucking tea party. Right? Here you go. Just take our freedom back.

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So on July 4, 1776, the Second Continental Congress unanimously adopted the Declaration

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of Independence, announcing the colony separation from Great Britain. Nice.

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Well, I mean, do you really want those fanooks running this country? Imagine with that one.

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They are running the country. How so? Because 35 years later, after the Civil War,

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we gave the country back to England.

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Well, please elaborate on this. I mean, you just can't stop talking and just let that air go.

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It was something to do with money and England helped us out. We were broke after the war.

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So that's the beginning of our fucking...

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And so we sold ourselves out like a cheap fucking whore.

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Yeah, but for what though? I mean, we just needed money?

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Yeah, we were broke.

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Yeah, just like what's going on now.

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What are you looking for, Larry? What do you need?

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I'm looking for that tin that I had maybe with a joint in there.

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Right there?

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The green one.

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Oh, the green one right here? Yeah.

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Okay, here you go.

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Smoke one of these babies.

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We rolled this like a week ago.

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Nice. It's been fucking just stewing in its own juices.

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Yeah, this thing is fermented and aged properly.

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It's gonna be lamented once we smoke it.

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Aged in the paper.

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So we had a good day today.

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Yeah, we did. We did.

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We went by a friend's house.

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We went to a friend's house who's got a palatial estate.

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Which, yeah, I mean, that's an understatement.

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I mean, we're talking.

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Quite an understatement.

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Yes, I mean, we're talking and the collection...

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Me and needles were like the only...

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Their basement is like Dave and Buster's.

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Centipede, asteroids, pinball, shuffleboard.

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It's like an arcade to some extent.

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Yeah, and it was like our own private haven today.

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Because we were just like down there.

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Mash and Tallboy PBRs down there playing

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fucking games.

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But the best part is that our friend Sherry

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clicks on the arcade and what happens?

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The Mrs. Pac-Man tabletop bar version of the game.

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From the 80s.

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Yeah, or maybe, yeah, definitely from the 80s.

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It was the original deal.

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Like the ones you'd see in the bar that you could

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sit your drink on and sit down at like a table type thing.

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Yeah.

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They fucking smoked like crazy.

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I thought there was a smoke machine under it at first.

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It was a lot of smoke.

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Yeah, it literally looked like a fucking smoke machine

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was coming out of that motherfucker.

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And I thought if this thing continues to smoke like this,

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there's going to be a serious fire.

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So Fireman Larry jumped on it.

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Yeah, I am.

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Jumped on the cable and took one for the team.

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I would plug that motherfucker.

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And then you could smell the electronics burning.

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Yeah.

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And you know all that shit, like amplifiers, toasters,

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pinball machines, electronics, all that shit runs on smoke.

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And once the smoke comes out, you never can get this shit back in.

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What did you just say?

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Everything runs on smoke?

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Yeah, and when the smoke comes out, it's impossible to get the...

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I mean, are you just trying to slap me in the face as an

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electrician that everything runs on smoke?

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Did you ever notice...

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Everything you named that smoked into a wall?

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Did you ever notice when the smoke comes out, it stops working?

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I mean, kept it fucking obvious over here.

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Yeah, because if it kept on working after it smoked,

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you'd have a big problem.

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Well, because it runs on smoke and when the smoke comes out, it stops working.

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Dude, how high are you?

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You think shit runs on smoke and not electricity?

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If it ran on smoke, you wouldn't have to plug it into the walls.

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When I worked at the music store, I would tell kids that.

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Would come in with their amp, would be fucked up.

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I'd say, oh man, we're never going to get that smoke back in.

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And they'd look at me like, what?

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And say, yeah, it runs on smoke.

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I'd say, did a lot of smoke...

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Then why do I need to plug?

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Did a lot of smoke come out when the thing cooked?

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And they'd be like, yeah.

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And I'd say, yeah, we'll never be able to get that smoke back in.

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You can't recuperate the smoke?

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No.

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But you know, obviously, I know that's not how it works.

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Yeah, but you just fucking really sturdily hung behind that for a minute

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and tried to tell me that everything, pinball machines run on smoke.

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The funny thing is, we turned the switch on and the electricity kicked on

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and all the games started.

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They don't run on smoke later.

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Yeah, I know.

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You run on smoke.

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Weed smoke.

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Fuckin' dummy smoke over there.

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Which is hilarious.

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Did you bring your notebook down here?

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No.

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No.

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I don't have an idea of what the fuck is going to come out of my mouth today.

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Oh, I hope it's nothing racist.

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Never.

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Because I mean...

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Never is.

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Then we're going to have to put a disclaimer in front of this.

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Okay.

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You know.

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I'll tell you one thing.

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Einstein was a big fraud.

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Okay, how so?

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You know, he wasn't as smart as people think.

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They just pushed, you know, ballooned him up with the media and all his math things

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were mediocre.

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He was a big plagiarizer and everything he did had holes in it like crazy, man.

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He wasn't even really that good at math.

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Chris, my old buddy, you know, Chris, the genius.

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Yeah, okay.

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He was, he was definitely smarter than Einstein and I hung around that kid every day.

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Okay.

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I mean, this is a fucking...

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That's just what I read recently.

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Almost egregious what you're saying.

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I just read this thing that said Einstein was the smartest.

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As a society, we all progress, right?

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So, no, hopefully.

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Well, I'm just saying, so some person comes up with some sort of theory or in theorem

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about that and then you build off of that, right?

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And you try to prove it right or wrong.

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Yeah.

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Just like Larry believes that the earth is flat and we're going to get to this right away.

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No, we're not.

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Yes, we are.

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We're definitely going to get to this right away because it is very intriguing because all of a sudden...

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Man, I'm too high to get into it right now.

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I don't have my book with me.

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I got to prepare.

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When we do, when we do a flat earth episode, I want to have notes.

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So I don't look like a fucking moron.

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Oh, because I am too high right now.

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I'll be honest.

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I'll tell the people at home, I'm drunk.

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I fucking took mushrooms.

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I'm high as shit.

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I'm not ready to fucking get that deep into it, but I will have a whole thesis prepared next time.

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With pictures, right?

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Because that's what we're doing things from now on.

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Because we want to show our audience how crazy you are.

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I'll be able to explain it.

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Oh, you're going to explain it.

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I mean, there's not much to explain.

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Larry thinks the earth is flat.

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I mean, that's pretty much it.

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I mean, there's nothing we can do about this.

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Whatever.

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Listen, you brought a book and I appreciate you reading.

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Great book, by the way.

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Listen, I give you accommodations for reading because people don't read anymore.

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No, they don't.

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I read everything.

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You know, I shouldn't say that.

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I don't read.

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I shouldn't be a fucking gross assumption.

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I've told you, man, I read about 10 books in the last month and that's just what I do.

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And I like to educate myself because-

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How many of those books are about Trump?

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None.

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Okay.

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I only got the one-

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How many about Biden?

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Three?

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No, I don't have any.

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I don't have any political books.

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I don't like reading those.

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No, you need to use those hard cut lines on.

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You don't need those books because all that shit's online.

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You could just read that every fucking day.

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All the politics, I'm sick of it.

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It's so fucking bullshit.

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What's that?

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All the politics and all-

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Politics are gay.

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They really are, but they affect us in more ways than one.

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Yeah.

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They affect the shit out of us.

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You know what I mean?

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They really do fuck our livelihood up.

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But just the type of motherfucker that wants to be a politician has got to be so fucking-

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A nefarious character that's a narcissist.

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Yes, narcissistic beyond-

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A nefarious narcissist.

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How is that?

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Damn, man.

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It's like M&M candy.

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This is like N&N person.

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Nefarious narcissist.

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It's very dangerous combo, man.

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And the other thing is, is the power.

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Once they get it, it's like-

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It's very hard to take away.

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Yeah, who wants to get that up?

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You can fucking-

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Think about it.

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Would you?

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I-

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It would be tough.

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You wouldn't know until you were in the position to do it.

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Exactly.

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But you're not the type of guy.

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But here's the other thing.

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No, I've been in the position where I could have done some nefarious things and gotten away with it.

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But I didn't do it, you know?

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Because I do have a conscience.

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A lot of these motherfuckers, they don't have a conscience because they don't have a God.

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They're God as Satan, man.

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So it's no problem for them to fucking do whatever the fuck they want because they don't think there's any repercussions.

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Well, there isn't until you get caught.

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That's the whole thing.

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But there is repercussions in the afterlife, my friend.

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This whole afterlife talk that we're getting-

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You don't want to talk about flat earth, but you want to talk about the afterlife.

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Well, I'll tell you something.

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Which neither one of you have proof for.

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Okay.

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Okay, what?

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Have you gone surveying this week to find out that the earth is flat?

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Yeah.

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I mean, I could set you up to a construction company.

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You can go out there and hold this stick, like throw tomatoes at your dumb ass.

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Boo this man.

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Boo!

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Okay.

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Yeah, that's all right, man.

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You're going through your fucking-

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That's just the thing, you know, you attack the guy's fucking character instead of having a good excuse.

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Oh, really?

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You really want to get into attacking character?

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Is this the point we're at right now?

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Well, 40-something episodes and now you want me to attack your character?

258
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,960
No, you've attacked it plenty the whole time.

259
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,280
I've done it a plethora of times, I shall say.

260
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,040
That's your fucking thing, I think.

261
00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,800
Yes, my one thing is still solely hand standing behind the A.

262
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,680
You're a sugar baby and you like to kiss dudes at the manhole.

263
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,320
That's what I'm going to stick behind.

264
00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,200
Hey, you know what?

265
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:48,640
It's not just me.

266
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,840
It's a paying gig, right?

267
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,320
Yeah.

268
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:56,240
And also, how about that fucking deer we saw today was fuzz still on his antlers?

269
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,040
Too dear.

270
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:57,600
Yeah.

271
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,440
We saw buck and a doe.

272
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,000
It was fucking amazing.

273
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,920
And this property, which this property is fucking acreage and acreage.

274
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,480
Yeah.

275
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,760
Like there is fucking-

276
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:06,800
Hunches of acres.

277
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,840
So, but yeah, no, I mean nature's cool.

278
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,880
I love it.

279
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,440
All right.

280
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:11,760
Yeah.

281
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,360
But the-

282
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:17,200
The-

283
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,120
What's that, Larry?

284
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:27,120
Now, as we're down in the basement playing fucking pinball and fucking centipede,

285
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,520
there's all this nature going on around us.

286
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,080
Yeah, well that's-

287
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:30,960
We're so distracted.

288
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,320
Oh, but we played shuffleboard.

289
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,360
Yeah, that was really cool.

290
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,040
That was fucking amazing.

291
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:38,240
It must have been like from the 40s or the 50s.

292
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,760
It was maybe even older.

293
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,760
It was a 30-foot shuffleboard table.

294
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:42,960
All in one slab.

295
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,440
Yeah, amazing piece of wood.

296
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,480
Had some wax on it.

297
00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,360
We waxed it up, bitch.

298
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,720
Put that little powder shit on it.

299
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,240
Man, I won as usual.

300
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:50,960
Yay!

301
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,720
Needles be me two to nothing.

302
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,680
Three, I thought.

303
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,320
Two.

304
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:54,800
Oh, okay.

305
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,480
But whatever.

306
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,120
Yeah, that's all right.

307
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:57,680
Throw needles one.

308
00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,440
We played probably four rounds.

309
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,480
We played more than that, but shuffleboard is a-

310
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,520
Those old-school games-

311
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,720
It was pretty fun, man.

312
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,000
It was those heavy metal-

313
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,600
It was like these little metal pucks that had some weight to them.

314
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,480
And there was like rubber on one side and metal on the other.

315
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,360
And then you lay this sand on the table and it slides.

316
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,880
Because probably people don't-

317
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,240
I mean, shuffleboard is-

318
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,240
I think it's a big Chicago thing, too.

319
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:20,640
Is it?

320
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,920
I don't know if it's-

321
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,320
I don't know if it's predominantly in this area, but-

322
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,840
I'm sure they got it out, Eastman.

323
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,600
Those old-school-time games.

324
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,440
Darts, fucking pool, snooker, like shit like that.

325
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,480
You know, like where you actually have to have skill.

326
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,240
Yeah, I like to play pool today.

327
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,840
We should have just done that.

328
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,720
That's all right, though.

329
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,040
There were children around, so you can't play pocket pool.

330
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,160
Yeah, well, I got good at playing pool.

331
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,480
When we would be on tour all the time, we would show it.

332
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,560
But whatever fucking club or bar,

333
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,560
and we'd have all kinds of time to kill,

334
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:54,720
and in between getting high and doing whatever mischievous shit,

335
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,880
we would play a lot of pool, you know?

336
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,640
It's a very difficult game.

337
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,240
You get practiced up, man.

338
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,400
And when you get good, it's kind of fucking fun.

339
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,440
It is very fun.

340
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:08,400
But at the same time, you got to practice it, practice it, practice it.

341
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,760
You know, it's just like anything.

342
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,400
You got to be- but to be good at pool.

343
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,600
Mary's old boyfriend, he used to be able to run the fucking table.

344
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,520
If he got the first shot, that was it.

345
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,280
You were never going to ever get your shot.

346
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,560
And it's funny because-

347
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,080
It was like playing Fat Stomino.

348
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,360
The motherfucker was good.

349
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,400
I remember going to like, when we were little kids,

350
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,480
we would do like, say we did like after a baseball game or,

351
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,720
you know, we would go to like a fucking pizza place.

352
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,200
And then there would be the bar, and then there would be pool tables,

353
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,120
and there would be all the shit we were talking about.

354
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,320
Like, you know, so we got to fucking indulge in that shit.

355
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,200
Nowadays, kids go on their phone.

356
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,480
They don't want to be bothered.

357
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:46,800
I know.

358
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,200
I'm so old, needles, that when we were kids,

359
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,280
my dad would take us to the giant slide,

360
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,080
which, you know, was on Lake Street there, and they had one in Melrose Park,

361
00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:00,400
too, with go-karts, and they had like a little arcade tent.

362
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,440
But there was no real arcade games.

363
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,640
Every fucking machine was like a skill game.

364
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:07,360
Oh, okay.

365
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,720
Which is nothing but pinball machines, the whole fucking place,

366
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,920
because it was before Donkey Kong and Pac-Man.

367
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,920
Yeah, I think pinball is a gentleman's game.

368
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,120
Yeah, it was fun, man.

369
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,400
I really think it is.

370
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,720
I think it's something, there's concentration, left-right brain.

371
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:27,280
And my dad had this, my dad was a vending machine guy, you know,

372
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:32,000
when we were kids, and we had a quarter with the hole drilled in it.

373
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,520
Yeah, so you could pull it back, pull it out,

374
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,640
pull it out, and then fuck it back through, and we would just play all day.

375
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,760
You know, we used to do, so when they sell electrical boxes,

376
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,040
they have the holes for the knockouts, you know, half-inch,

377
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,320
and you would drop them, they're called slugs, and you would drop them in and

378
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,160
get some coax and shit and fucking whatever we wanted.

379
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:55,040
When we were kids, we went to the apartments when they were building Spring Hill apartments there,

380
00:14:55,600 --> 00:15:01,440
popped out every fucking slug from every gang box in every building,

381
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,800
and he had pockets full of these things, because it was just like quarters.

382
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,960
Well, then then three-quarter ones, you gotta take the half-inch.

383
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:11,040
You go to fucking school, put it in the vending machine there.

384
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,240
Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't.

385
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,480
They work in the toll booth and shit.

386
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,920
Well, they were heavy enough, that's the thing.

387
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,640
Yeah.

388
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,280
But.

389
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,840
And approximately the size of a quarter.

390
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,360
You can't get away with scams like that.

391
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:21,920
No, not anymore.

392
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,680
There's nothing you can really do.

393
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,440
The machinery is too high-tech.

394
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:30,160
Well, before it worked off of weights and thicknesses, now it's like.

395
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,440
Reading it and shit.

396
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,040
Now it's scanning it and stuff.

397
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,080
Scanning it, yes.

398
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,560
We're always being watched, that's what it boils down to.

399
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,240
Yeah, especially you.

400
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,120
Especially you.

401
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:39,440
Huh?

402
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,640
You're always being watched.

403
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,360
By who?

404
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,480
That's kind of hot.

405
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,200
I like that.

406
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,000
Yeah, okay.

407
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:44,560
Well, what do you mean?

408
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,520
You're the one who said it.

409
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,200
I mean, usually it's a law.

410
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,200
No, not today Larry.

411
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:49,840
Not today.

412
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,960
I got court tomorrow.

413
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,680
I know.

414
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,800
Needles is losing it.

415
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,360
So it might be.

416
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,920
It might be the Larry show for a while.

417
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,120
No, I'll call from jail.

418
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:57,920
Okay.

419
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,920
Yeah, that's what I said, man.

420
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,000
Well, totally, we'll have to do it.

421
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,640
If we have to do it from county, it'll be amazing, dude.

422
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:11,280
Tomorrow, I'm bringing the fucking portable recorder and I'm coming with you to court.

423
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,120
Well, don't, what do you say?

424
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:13,920
No, no, no, no, no.

425
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,080
Allegedly, allegedly, don't say that.

426
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,280
Highly illegal.

427
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,480
I don't fucking do, you know, like a golfing thing.

428
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,640
Quietly, I'll say what's going on.

429
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,280
So they're not going to notice a guy sitting in the pews.

430
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,640
Now they're handcuffing needles and taking them into the lock up.

431
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,440
No, that's not going to happen.

432
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,160
I hope so.

433
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,760
I hope that does.

434
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:37,840
I mean, it'll probably be easier to call from there from then on fucking 26th.

435
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,320
County.

436
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:38,640
Yeah.

437
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:38,960
Yeah.

438
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,440
You know, we could probably make something happen.

439
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,000
Yeah.

440
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,240
But they eye-bonded me, so I should be good.

441
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,280
You probably will.

442
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,480
You probably will be.

443
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:46,880
Yeah.

444
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,800
I mean, they know you're not a fucking crazy loose nut.

445
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:52,800
Like you just-

446
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:57,200
I mean, yeah, I don't know what that means, but okay, I don't know what that entails.

447
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,320
You know, fucking-

448
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,320
Everybody gets a little squirrely sometimes, obviously.

449
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,120
Yeah.

450
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,560
I didn't do it maliciously though.

451
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,200
No, that's what I-

452
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,000
With no criminal intent.

453
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,800
They know that.

454
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,600
That's what I mean.

455
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,640
They know that you're fucking-

456
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,360
For the first time in my life, I didn't try to get over on the system.

457
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:09,680
Right.

458
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,200
Man, you know what I mean, Jellybean?

459
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:11,760
Yeah.

460
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,480
It's fucking.

461
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,000
But we'll see what happens tomorrow.

462
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,680
Maybe Larry will come with me to court and we could do a court episode.

463
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,080
And then if he gets locked up, I'll drive his car.

464
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,320
Well, no, then you gotta come and visit me right away.

465
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,560
And then, dude, oh, you-

466
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,080
I love when we have a fucking recorder.

467
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,880
You got the phone in your jacket with the recorder.

468
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,720
I'm like, just put money on my fucking commissary, Larry.

469
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:37,120
You're like, oh, so that's a nice outfit you have on orange really suits you.

470
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,200
I'm like, my commissary, Larry.

471
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,000
What the fuck?

472
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,480
They'll be like, why is that guy got a trench coat on?

473
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,480
It's 95 fucking degrees out.

474
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,120
Yeah, it's all.

475
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,840
It's hiding all the fucking recording equipment and shit.

476
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,880
He's got it in his microproms and shit.

477
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,560
Look, can I plug in somewhere?

478
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,240
Hey, you got an outlet?

479
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,960
You just got a cord coming out of your jacket.

480
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,920
You just plugged in.

481
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,600
I'm fucking just all disheveled.

482
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,880
It's been like an hour.

483
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,880
Like I look like a Ted Kaczynski event for months.

484
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,000
I'm like, Jesus, Larry, I need some ramen.

485
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,600
They don't feed us enough.

486
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,600
And now I'm fucking bringing my all them packs that I saved up from the ramen.

487
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,400
From the ramen.

488
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,600
You'll put them in your ass.

489
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,040
You'll boof them for me.

490
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,000
Just a rubber of fucking full of ramen spices.

491
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,800
Yeah.

492
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,680
All different kinds.

493
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,440
Shrimp, beef.

494
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,280
No, all I have is chicken.

495
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:29,920
That's it?

496
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,560
Maybe a couple of other ones.

497
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,600
A beef and a shrimp.

498
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,240
You have to.

499
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,280
Well, but here's the thing.

500
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,480
There's too much sodium in them.

501
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:36,880
Fuckers.

502
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,680
I don't use them.

503
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,240
That's why I have so many.

504
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,680
Dude, I got a shit ton in my house.

505
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,240
Dude, those are fucking like trading cards for prison.

506
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,680
That's what I mean.

507
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,280
These are going to come in.

508
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,640
But you have the boof them though.

509
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,680
That's the problem.

510
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,000
Well, I'm not going to be the one that's going to need them.

511
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:52,720
You might have to.

512
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:52,800
Yeah.

513
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:57,440
So you put them in your ass and then you give me the spices in a condom.

514
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,960
What are you going to do for me, man?

515
00:18:58,960 --> 00:18:59,920
That's a lot of work.

516
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,240
I'm going to call you in every week and do a podcast.

517
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,760
That's what I'm going to do.

518
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,400
The problem is, Larry, you know what you have to do?

519
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,160
You got to cut the corners off those bags.

520
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:09,680
Yeah.

521
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,440
You want them poking your innards.

522
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,760
The next thing you know, you die going in there.

523
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,520
And they're like, how the fuck did this guy die?

524
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,480
Oh, he overloaded on fucking a ramen spice.

525
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,400
Like, oh, there's a corner to the ramen.

526
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,800
70 milligrams of fucking.

527
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,280
Yeah.

528
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,640
The corners of the ramen bags sliced up as in it.

529
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:28,960
No.

530
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,880
Well, no, you cut them too short.

531
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,280
So now the ramen got out and got in your ass.

532
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:38,400
So you overdosed on like 30,000 milligrams of salt?

533
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,560
Like when the coke rubber breaks up and went on your way back from fucking Columbia or something.

534
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,360
Yes, Larry, exactly.

535
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:48,400
Just like the coke rubber breaking, except yours is filled with sodium filled ramen packets.

536
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,920
He overdosed on salt.

537
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,000
And ass salt.

538
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,720
Ass salt.

539
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,200
Like bad salts.

540
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,960
You get just as high, I heard.

541
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,520
Off a watt.

542
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,640
Ass salts.

543
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,280
Ass salts?

544
00:19:59,280 --> 00:19:59,760
Oh.

545
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,800
Like bad salt.

546
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,640
You've smoked bad salts, right?

547
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,280
Yes, I have.

548
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:03,920
Of course, yeah.

549
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,240
Kind of dirt bag would I be if I didn't say yes.

550
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:11,920
How was that?

551
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,160
I know it's fucking good that I wanted to do it.

552
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,000
I used to work with guys.

553
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,680
I used to hang with guys that would shoot it.

554
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,960
Oh my god.

555
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,520
Man, let me tell you, even I wasn't.

556
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,360
Needles said no to needles then.

557
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,360
What the fuck does that do to you?

558
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,640
Oh, that's when you want to rip people's faces off and you're like.

559
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,760
It's just out of your mind.

560
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,000
Wack it off to a light pole or something.

561
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,880
Oh man.

562
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,360
Yeah, like these guys were animals.

563
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,920
And then they would just snap out of it and be normal.

564
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,640
Nice.

565
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,600
Not really.

566
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,080
Crazy fucking drunk.

567
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,400
Guys just tried to rape you and you're like, hey.

568
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,280
Not everything's cool.

569
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,480
Hey, you want to hear?

570
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,000
For the next 30 minutes I'll come down from my bad salt buzz.

571
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,480
Oh my lord.

572
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,920
And then you know what the funny.

573
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,280
You could sniff it too, right?

574
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,240
Yeah.

575
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,600
Because that's what I was going to do.

576
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,120
Sniff it, smoke it or shoot it.

577
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,360
It was a, they used to sell it at head shops.

578
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,000
Wow.

579
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,880
Yeah, you could buy it.

580
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,600
It was fucking.

581
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,120
I'd never just get it at like Bad Bath and Beyond and shoot.

582
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,360
No, it's that type of bath salts nigger.

583
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,080
Used to be.

584
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,240
No, you know what?

585
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,600
I'm not, I don't know the fucking etymology of goddamn bath salts.

586
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,280
I don't know what's the last name of it.

587
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,520
Here's just what I'm going to say.

588
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,960
That shit fucks you up.

589
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:21,680
No, I bet.

590
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,000
I bet.

591
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,320
You know what?

592
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,120
It's just like that canine spice shit, you know?

593
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:25,200
Yeah.

594
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,040
Anything that's chemically produced,

595
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,040
which is almost everything nowadays.

596
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,960
Well, you know that shit that K2

597
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,720
and all that, that fucking had,

598
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,120
some of it they were selling in the city of Chicago about,

599
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,720
about four or five years ago.

600
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,960
I remember seeing this on Channel 9 News.

601
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,680
So who knows if it was true or not,

602
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:49,760
but they said that shit was made with rat poison

603
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,560
is one of the ingredients.

604
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,600
Strict nine?

605
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,320
Yeah, and what happened?

606
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,520
Like LSD.

607
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,040
Well, but what happens with the way that it's taken with this shit,

608
00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:01,440
it makes your fucking blood vessels bust open and shit.

609
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,600
I mean, that's not on everybody.

610
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,880
I mean, probably one out of 10.

611
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,120
Well, that's pretty high, man.

612
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:07,600
Well, I mean, I'm not.

613
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,960
One out of 10 people's fucking shit bust open.

614
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,720
Listen, I'm not the guy that's counting the numbers.

615
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:11,520
All I know is,

616
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,680
Well, all I know is these Indian fucking gas station owners,

617
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,040
they got charged with like,

618
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,040
they wanted to charge these guys with murder.

619
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,080
I think they gave them like a manslaughter charge or something.

620
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:24,640
Well, became a legal.

621
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,240
Because they kept selling it.

622
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,920
Yeah, it became illegal at one point.

623
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,520
It was in the hood and fucking.

624
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,160
Oh.

625
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,440
So they just kept going.

626
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,480
You want to hear something crazy?

627
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,240
Remember that dude we talked about in Canada

628
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:40,400
that opened up that drug spot where he was selling drugs?

629
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,040
Yeah.

630
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,640
Well, he was like, do like,

631
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,760
he was just openly selling non-tainted drugs.

632
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,320
Yes.

633
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,440
RIP to him.

634
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,080
He died?

635
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,280
Yeah, but overdose.

636
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,000
Oh man.

637
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,160
And it hasn't even been six months.

638
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,280
It's not even six months.

639
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,400
I'm not lying, man.

640
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,600
Fucking amateurs.

641
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,800
What does that mean?

642
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,520
That's what happens.

643
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,680
Dude, I'm an amateur.

644
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,920
I'm lucky I'm alive right now.

645
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,480
I almost fucking bit the bullet again.

646
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,640
I guess, you know, that's the way.

647
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,320
Dude, fucking bang me out, dude.

648
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,520
A hundred fucking something for a shot of fucking Narcan.

649
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,440
That looks $800 in Narcan, man.

650
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,360
That's how much it is.

651
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,160
Yeah.

652
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,840
Why would they give it to us for free?

653
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,000
I don't know, because the guy that was wearing a fire suit gave it to me.

654
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,920
Someone's got to get paid.

655
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,480
I guess.

656
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,400
I guess.

657
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,080
Because, you know, they would give us that shit all the time for nothing.

658
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,360
Yeah, but five of them?

659
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,200
When's the last time you've had five of them?

660
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,760
Well, I had four of them in my house at once.

661
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,800
Now then you used one and then you used another one and then you used another one.

662
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,920
And now you had two.

663
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,720
Now I have none.

664
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,520
Yeah, now you have none.

665
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,720
Well, that's good because we don't get high enough.

666
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,920
But now I don't need them anymore.

667
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,720
Yeah, exactly.

668
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,680
But...

669
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,120
Shit, man.

670
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,960
$800 for five fucking shots?

671
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,680
Yeah.

672
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,560
Fuck me, man.

673
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,560
That's really an inflated price.

674
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:06,960
Not really.

675
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,000
It saved my life, Larry.

676
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,880
I mean, $800.

677
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,200
Yeah, but...

678
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,040
My life is worth a lot more than you earn now.

679
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:11,600
Oh, I don't know about that.

680
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,920
I mean, thanks for diminishing my character like that.

681
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,000
I mean, hopefully the tax man's listening.

682
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,360
I wasn't looking at it that way.

683
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:18,400
I was just looking at their...

684
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:18,960
They're gouging.

685
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,920
For face value?

686
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,280
Yeah, they're just gouging.

687
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,280
Yeah, but it was given by a professional

688
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,880
in a professional setting when...

689
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,520
You know what I mean?

690
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,440
Like, I wasn't just at your house getting high.

691
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,480
I guess.

692
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,720
Like, if it wasn't for them,

693
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,440
then guess what?

694
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,480
That'd be the Larry and...

695
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,480
Larry show.

696
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,040
Yeah.

697
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,920
You just talking to yourself in a mirror, recording it.

698
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,920
No, I would get other guests.

699
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,480
Oh, thanks.

700
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,200
Donnie and Ford.

701
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,240
This week he's going to talk about how Jesus and Hitler

702
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,440
had a love child.

703
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,960
Oh, man.

704
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,440
Fuck.

705
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,160
I...

706
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:52,720
I...

707
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,040
I...

708
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,640
I hope he's all right.

709
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,320
I haven't talked to Mark in like a week.

710
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,400
Yeah, shout out to prayers at Don Anfos, man.

711
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,360
We hope we're doing good, brother.

712
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,760
Everybody said good prayer that he's fine.

713
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:02,800
Alive?

714
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,160
Yeah, I said fine, but yeah, alive too.

715
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,040
That would be good.

716
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,200
Yeah, because he just cuts contact off out of nowhere.

717
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,720
Like a fucking psychopath.

718
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,440
Yeah.

719
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,200
I mean, but we all have our proclivities, right?

720
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:15,840
Yeah.

721
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,440
We enjoy what we enjoy.

722
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,880
Some of us like solacellis, right?

723
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:21,920
Yeah.

724
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,200
Especially he can be alone by himself with the wolf hoof.

725
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,400
Just fucking...

726
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,760
Things faster over there?

727
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,120
No, I can't.

728
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,800
What did Sherry say?

729
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,360
It's not like cigarettes and feet.

730
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,440
He's got his festering fucking foot.

731
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,400
Yeah.

732
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,560
And he's not doing anything good to make it better.

733
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,200
Uh-uh.

734
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,000
No.

735
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,320
I mean, he's not doing anything good to make it better.

736
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,920
Well, I mean, he's just...

737
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,560
I mean, that guy...

738
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,240
He is walking around fucking just better.

739
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,760
Fuck, that was weird.

740
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,680
I would get it checked out if my foot was black.

741
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,800
Turning black from the bottom off.

742
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,000
Yeah, because I mean, it doesn't work.

743
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,240
You know, something might be happening there.

744
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,280
Do you think?

745
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,200
When your lowest extremity is black?

746
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,560
I mean, you're in a gangrene.

747
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,200
Oh, man.

748
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,840
It's like fucking... this sounds like suburban frostbite.

749
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,440
You've been walking around the city.

750
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,880
You get... dude, you get jungle foot real quick on the west side without shoes on.

751
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,040
Like, I wouldn't walk down there if you paid me.

752
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:29,760
Well, you know what?

753
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,240
I remember going down there once with no shoes.

754
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,120
All fucking walking around downtown and shit.

755
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:35,920
What are you looking for?

756
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:42,080
Just... it was a nice hot summer day and I fucking felt like no, I didn't want my shoes

757
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,640
and I just didn't wear any shoes and then I realized,

758
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,280
shit man.

759
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,240
Would you realize that you lost your shoes?

760
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,840
No, I didn't even bring them with.

761
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:54,800
It was a nice hot day and I just hopped in the car and then I realized,

762
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,920
fuck, I'm in the city now and Mary wants to get out of the car and we're downtown

763
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,680
and I got no fucking shoes.

764
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,920
But we did anyway.

765
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,720
We got around.

766
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,880
I went in places people didn't even notice.

767
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,680
I don't know how that's possible.

768
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,640
This sounds like a lie.

769
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:11,600
Ask her.

770
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,560
You have the ugliest fucking feet a man has ever seen.

771
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,360
Bullshit man.

772
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,560
I mean literally.

773
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,920
Dude, my feet are beautiful.

774
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,440
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

775
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,880
The dresses are just dirty as fucking gents.

776
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,160
What's so dirty about them?

777
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:26,480
Walking around today, the bike path with no shoes on.

778
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,040
What do you mean they're not dirty, you fucking asshole?

779
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,440
It's disgusting.

780
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,280
The homeowner thought you were somebody that just wandered on your property.

781
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,760
Luckily, I should have shot you with a salt gun.

782
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:44,640
Just to be like, hey, calm this guy down for a minute.

783
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,040
Put some shoes on Larry.

784
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:47,760
Well, I didn't want to.

785
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,240
I had them fucking goofy sandals on man.

786
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,320
I know your Jesus handle and that new fucking skin had haircut doesn't help also.

787
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,800
I mean, this guy's like, what time is it?

788
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,240
He's like 1488.

789
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,840
Like that's not even a time.

790
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:07,920
Those numbers don't even exist on the clock.

791
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,760
But he's still pointing.

792
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,200
It could be 1400.

793
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,120
It could be 14, not 88, but.

794
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,960
I mean, do you want me to make you a clock that says that every number?

795
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,720
No, you know, like 1400, 30, that'd be, you know.

796
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,440
No, I don't know.

797
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,520
You are losing me very quickly here, Larry.

798
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,720
1430 would be 230.

799
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:33,760
Okay.

800
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,680
So now we're going fucking military time.

801
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,080
Yeah.

802
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,360
So it could be 14.

803
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,920
Well, you got a special, you got to, I mean, at least tell me that.

804
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:40,560
I don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

805
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,840
Our clocks upstairs are set to military time in the kitchen.

806
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,160
Tell you.

807
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,280
It's a first.

808
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,520
Let me tell you, you love one.

809
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,160
What's that called?

810
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:50,800
Fleet week.

811
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,080
I'm sure you do.

812
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:52,720
What's that?

813
00:28:52,720 --> 00:29:04,320
Yeah, or all the semen coming for her out there in your fucking American flag tank top

814
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,680
and your little boy shorts.

815
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:06,720
Yeah.

816
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,000
Welcome sailors.

817
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,320
Welcome abroad.

818
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,960
Whatever we want to call you.

819
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,200
Welcome to this.

820
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,040
He shall be a staple now of the United States.

821
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,040
Do we talk about that guy that was a trainee in the Navy?

822
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:23,840
Yeah.

823
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,480
The gay guy.

824
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:24,800
Yeah.

825
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,720
That's what I was getting back to, Larry.

826
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,080
But you didn't catch on.

827
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:28,320
Yeah.

828
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,800
Larry's a buzz.

829
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,000
Hell of a guy, man.

830
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,520
Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't think he-

831
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,080
He could really dance his way across the poop deck.

832
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:37,440
Seriously.

833
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,520
I think we made that joke already.

834
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,080
Did we?

835
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,920
Now we're recycling jokes.

836
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:46,080
I don't remember, but it's just he really probably had a hell of an act.

837
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,200
You know.

838
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,760
Well, no, it wasn't even about the act, it was about recruitment.

839
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,800
Yeah, no, but he did his act on the fucking ship, too.

840
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,080
Don't you remember, man?

841
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,120
Oh, yeah.

842
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,160
We're all the boys.

843
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,600
I fucking imagine that.

844
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,320
Launching a boat and this guy comes out on roller skates.

845
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,920
What the fuck, dude?

846
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,720
Trying to launch fucking planes here.

847
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,960
When you get back inside, Jimmy, and fucking-

848
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,160
You're distracting everybody.

849
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,000
I wish I knew more about the Navy.

850
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,120
I could make some quick jokes like what do they call the bathrooms?

851
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:13,920
The had, right?

852
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,400
Yeah.

853
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,000
Did you-

854
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,840
Did you- You know why they call it that?

855
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,120
Why is that, Larry?

856
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:19,840
I don't know.

857
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,400
Okay, well-

858
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,160
My dad told me once he knew.

859
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,360
He said you forgot it.

860
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:23,600
And then you-

861
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,880
These are the Marines.

862
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,280
And then you-

863
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,360
Marines is a branch of the Navy, you know that?

864
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,440
First of all, don't spit on the ground.

865
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,280
Why would you- You just did it right in front of me.

866
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:35,920
What do you mean?

867
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,640
You're lying, now.

868
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,000
I had a piece of weed in my mouth, man.

869
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,840
So that doesn't mean you gotta spit on the ground.

870
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,120
This is where we live work.

871
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,000
Oh, fuck.

872
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,400
This is our workspace, dude.

873
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,560
I'm the guy that vacuumed your shit.

874
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,920
Bullshit, you don't vacuum.

875
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,560
You don't vacuum down here.

876
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,880
Exactly.

877
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,680
You're a fucking liar.

878
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,960
I would do the guy that did it.

879
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,520
I can't work in these conditions anymore.

880
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,320
Call an OSHA.

881
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,840
Minus all the gay sex that's going on down here.

882
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,160
You gotta have a hard hat.

883
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,560
Yeah, I watch out at Euphonism 4.

884
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:10,960
Fuck, man.

885
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:12,080
What a weekend, though, right?

886
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,400
Man.

887
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,080
We were supposed to go-

888
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,880
Okay, I'm sure y'all heard last episode of-

889
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,120
Oh, yeah.

890
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,920
We wanted to bring this up here.

891
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,200
The needles was going,

892
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,400
what the fuck, Leary?

893
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,960
Because I wanted to jam with my own band,

894
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,240
and he's like, I asked him,

895
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,320
what time is the Les Claypool show?

896
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,520
Don't worry about what time it is.

897
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,200
Give more context to this.

898
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:29,440
Okay, but I just want to make everything-

899
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,120
I mean, you can't go into it like that.

900
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:31,760
I just want to make everything-

901
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,880
So Sunday, we were supposed to go see Les Claypool.

902
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,160
Les Clay-

903
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,440
Plus Claypool.

904
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,160
Plus Claypool.

905
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:38,960
Plus Claypool.

906
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,680
At the Salt Shed, where the last victim of the

907
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,560
Chicago serial killer was taken from-

908
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,120
Was abducted from.

909
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,080
Well, not abducted.

910
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:48,560
Well.

911
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,200
He was drunk, walking across the river,

912
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,640
and somebody pushed him in.

913
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,120
We got a serial pusher in Chicago, Leary.

914
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,000
Yeah.

915
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,480
Which is crazy, because do you remember about two-

916
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,720
maybe two years ago, there was an aunt who pushed

917
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,040
her niece and her nephew into Lake Michigan.

918
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,160
No.

919
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,680
And one of them died, and they asked her what happened,

920
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,920
and she was like, I had the need to push them.

921
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,080
Oh, maybe it's the same bitch walking around.

922
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,840
Maybe it's like Havana syndrome.

923
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:18,320
Because you know what else-

924
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,520
You know what Havana syndrome is, right?

925
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,000
No.

926
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,800
In Cuba, when they were fucking supposedly doing the

927
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,520
radio waves to the American diplomats,

928
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,760
and they all complained about like headaches and

929
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,880
shit like that.

930
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,200
Yeah.

931
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,280
I forgot the name of it.

932
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,160
I knew about that.

933
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,200
Havana syndrome.

934
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,080
Havana syndrome.

935
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,120
Havana affair.

936
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,360
Well, that's already a fucking thing.

937
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,960
Yeah.

938
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,160
But Havana syndrome's a lot cooler though.

939
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,120
Yeah, well, until you get it, then it's not that cool.

940
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,120
Well, I'm not an American diplomat, let me tell you.

941
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:45,600
You'll never be one.

942
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,440
And I wouldn't be in that hotel.

943
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,480
I wouldn't have been in that whole hotel, you know,

944
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,280
where I would have been.

945
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,040
Coconut in hand.

946
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,200
Bowlin'.

947
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,520
Peer balls in one hand.

948
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,640
Dick in your mouth.

949
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,000
Dude, I'm downhilling too.

950
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
I got one dick in each hand, dude.

951
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,440
Yeah, let me tell you, it's fucking Havana going on, baby.

952
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,200
But you know, those motherfuckers can do shit like that.

953
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,800
They can do things to make you go nuts.

954
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,880
They can fucking put out radio waves.

955
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:21,040
They can make you have frequencies in your head,

956
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,120
you know, all types of different shit.

957
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,560
Tinfoil hat shit?

958
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,400
Yeah, man, all that shit.

959
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:26,960
Did nothing wrong with that shit.

960
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,680
You'll need a tinfoil hat to fucking protect yourself from that.

961
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,320
Dude, it'd be great if I showed up to court with a tinfoil hat on.

962
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,080
Oh!

963
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,960
You could videotape that.

964
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,120
Hey, with this new skinhead haircut,

965
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,520
I could fucking make a real nice tinfoil hat.

966
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,440
He told me to wear this hat.

967
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,320
For protection.

968
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,120
You got this, you're just in like a Nazi uniform.

969
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,320
He got like a field store, what was that called?

970
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,280
Nobody looking at the field general's outfit,

971
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,120
the jacket number by Hugo Boss.

972
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,480
Hugo Boss did make some nice fit for the fucking Nazis.

973
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,640
He did, man, and people don't realize

974
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,320
when they're wearing that logo on the fucking chest and shit

975
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,640
that he's the guy that designed the fucking,

976
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,840
not only was he a sympathizer, he was probably a fucking Nazi.

977
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,120
This thing is a sympathizer, man.

978
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,600
If you sympathize with it, you are it.

979
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,840
They had a lot tougher back then than we do.

980
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,000
Let me tell you, there was a world war going on.

981
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,720
Fucking, this guy wants to make clothes,

982
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,320
the Nazis are like, hey, guess what?

983
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,320
I'm pretty good, man, it was pretty nice.

984
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,440
First of all, didn't motherfucker, he just gave them a design.

985
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,760
It's not like he, you know what I mean?

986
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,560
I know.

987
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,760
It's a fucking asinine to think that that's, you know,

988
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,080
it's like Walt Disney with a Nazi sympathizer.

989
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:36,960
Hugo Boss, first of all.

990
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,800
He made every outfit hand-dlanded and single-handedly.

991
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,840
Which would be amazing,

992
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,520
because then I would totally support him.

993
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,600
He completely clothed the entire fucking SS.

994
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,240
Single-handedly.

995
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,160
Yeah, that was tough, man.

996
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,920
His fucking fingers were killing him.

997
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,040
That was before they invented the thimble, so it really hurt.

998
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,560
Man, so many bad jokes I just really want to say,

999
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,440
but I will refrain from saying that.

1000
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,400
But that's okay though.

1001
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,520
On this 4th of July, we shouldn't diminish anybody,

1002
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,520
others, ethnicity, shall we?

1003
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,840
Yeah, Brian Jones.

1004
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,680
Beatles, no, not Stones.

1005
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,800
And Anita Pallenberg, which ended up with Keith.

1006
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,520
You need a man.

1007
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,720
And she bought him a full Nazi uniform

1008
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,800
and talked him into getting photographed.

1009
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,360
Wearing it.

1010
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,320
Ah, women.

1011
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,600
They're the root of all evil.

1012
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,720
And they took a picture of him

1013
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:33,760
and he was grinding a little fucking doll

1014
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,200
into the dirt with his heel.

1015
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,320
Jesus Christ, man.

1016
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,960
And they sent him around to the newspapers, man.

1017
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,480
So how much cocaine are you on?

1018
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:40,880
Right?

1019
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,480
And they were her fucking party in balls.

1020
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,720
Well, cocaine and pussy.

1021
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,840
Like, pussy's the...

1022
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,560
Plus, he was on all kinds of hallucinogenics

1023
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,600
and fucking all kinds of...

1024
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:49,920
He was living life.

1025
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,680
...man-tracks, uppers, not dude.

1026
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,520
He was not living life.

1027
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,640
Yeah, he was living life.

1028
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,520
He was a mess.

1029
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,040
He was a fucking ultimate mess.

1030
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,800
Exactly, that's living life.

1031
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,160
I don't know if that's living life.

1032
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,440
He was fucked up, man.

1033
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,960
He was a fucked up individual.

1034
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,640
Next thing you know, you're in a Nazi uniform

1035
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,840
stepping on a baby's head.

1036
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,160
And then they send it around to all the newspapers.

1037
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,560
In the penny saver.

1038
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,200
Yeah.

1039
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,400
And they don't understand why people are like,

1040
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,440
what the fuck?

1041
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,040
And they're like, they don't get the joke.

1042
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,560
Oh, yeah.

1043
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,600
Of course they don't get the joke.

1044
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,040
What the hell's wrong with you?

1045
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,680
I don't think irony plays too well with the Nazis.

1046
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,880
You just see, you know what I mean?

1047
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,320
Like, some people take that shit very seriously still.

1048
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:28,880
Yeah.

1049
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,320
And that was a lot closer to the scene of the crime too, man.

1050
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,120
Yeah, I mean-

1051
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,800
It was only like, 1960s.

1052
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,240
Not like here, yeah.

1053
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:36,560
Well-

1054
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,280
Six or seven.

1055
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,480
It's not like here when we got people doing that shit.

1056
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,200
It's over there.

1057
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,920
You can go to Auschwitz and take a train ride for three hours

1058
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,040
to fucking get there.

1059
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:45,840
Yeah.

1060
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,240
And we're talking hours and hours to get there.

1061
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,440
Well, I don't know if you can get there

1062
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,200
within three hours from London, but-

1063
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,360
I'm just fucking saying something, Larry.

1064
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,400
It's pretty close.

1065
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,040
Everything's in there.

1066
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,680
Right.

1067
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,560
You're right, needles.

1068
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,280
Everything's in close-

1069
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,440
Quit rubbing those feet into the rug.

1070
00:36:59,440 --> 00:36:59,920
I'm not.

1071
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,320
I'm just-

1072
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,280
I'm just talking about my shoes.

1073
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:01,680
I just want to do it.

1074
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,160
That's all.

1075
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:02,960
Yeah.

1076
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,920
Those are my shoes.

1077
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,560
You see?

1078
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,040
Fuck.

1079
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:07,360
Here's-

1080
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,720
You and fucking Anford.

1081
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,680
You and not Anford?

1082
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,160
I'm gonna start an only page with you guys.

1083
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,760
Only fans page with your fucking Rubblefoot and Wolfhuff.

1084
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:22,640
He was like, all right, spread your toes.

1085
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,640
Put Lego guys in between.

1086
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,200
Everybody needs a niche, man.

1087
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,080
Let me tell you.

1088
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,520
You gotta fucking dump things or just, oh, they're ghastly.

1089
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,240
It's so funny.

1090
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:36,960
It's so weird.

1091
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,120
They're next to the fucking-

1092
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:39,840
They're next to the fucking-

1093
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,640
I mean, I might be shrooming, but they're next to that.

1094
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,640
I mean, I'm not fucking shrooming.

1095
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,840
But they're next to that lunchbox and look at how much bigger they look.

1096
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,640
It looks like you could seriously crush that lunchbox.

1097
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,080
Well, my feet are huge, though.

1098
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,520
Yeah, your feet are fucking huge.

1099
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,320
They're so weird.

1100
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,240
You should play guitar with your feet.

1101
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,240
That'd be pretty cool.

1102
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,120
That'd be tough, man.

1103
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,200
I guess I could do it in open tunings.

1104
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,560
Yeah, I should.

1105
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,280
I should get another guitar, put it on the floor.

1106
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:07,920
I'm so sorry.

1107
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,000
I thought I came up with this idea.

1108
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,360
I'm so sorry.

1109
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,040
So now we gotta listen to the piano.

1110
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:17,680
Now we gotta listen to you playing the sitar with your foot.

1111
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,440
Like a fucking weird Indian.

1112
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,320
Thank God you didn't light any fucking Indian convenience store shit tonight, either.

1113
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,520
I'm very happy it doesn't smell like an Indian deli in here.

1114
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,880
You know those banjo picks that go on your fingertips and metal ones?

1115
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,320
I could put them on my toe.

1116
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,400
Everything in my nightmare starts with those.

1117
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,200
It's like, oh, you got a pretty mouth boy.

1118
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,840
You ever see Deliverance?

1119
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,840
I've seen it in a long time.

1120
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,520
I remember that part when there was playing and the kids were like,

1121
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,080
yeah, and then they raped him.

1122
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,480
Happy ending.

1123
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,560
Everybody wins at the end.

1124
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,240
That's a traditional happy ending.

1125
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,120
I don't know about that.

1126
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,080
I'm sure there's a better definition for the original happy ending.

1127
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,720
It's not a man getting raped by another man.

1128
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,160
It sounds like a very unhappy ending.

1129
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,280
And you'd hope they murder you.

1130
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:11,760
Would you?

1131
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,800
Okay, so listen, if man raped you, would you want to be murdered afterwards?

1132
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,000
You want to be spared your life?

1133
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,280
These are serious questions, Larry.

1134
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,560
We don't want to know the answer.

1135
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,760
Very serious.

1136
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,200
Gee, I don't know.

1137
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,760
Of course you want to live, man.

1138
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,720
Why would you want to die?

1139
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,360
Well, now you gotta just because you got to have strength.

1140
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,520
Yeah, I mean, could you live with that?

1141
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,320
Could you go upstairs and look Mary in the eye every night?

1142
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,680
Lots of chicks that live with it.

1143
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,400
Man, why did you just, that was the ultimate distraction right there.

1144
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,960
So obviously you'd want to live after being raped.

1145
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,560
But what if we all knew about it too?

1146
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,040
Of course you would, because someone would be filming it.

1147
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:57,840
Oh, Jesus.

1148
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:58,960
Look at you, you're a fucking four year-

1149
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,640
You're like a four year now.

1150
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,240
Everyone's got a fucking camera.

1151
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,840
Who just films an ass rape?

1152
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,480
Everybody.

1153
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:10,560
They'd be afraid to step in because of this guy in fucking New York that Danny Penny,

1154
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,320
the guy in the subway that was protecting everybody from that psychopath

1155
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,320
fucking Michael Jackson person.

1156
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,560
I mean, you just took a completely hypothetical situation and tied it to a man.

1157
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,440
So they wouldn't help me, they'd fucking probably film it.

1158
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,560
You get an ass raped on, but that's on the subway.

1159
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,480
That's why you're moving too.

1160
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,200
Oh my God.

1161
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,120
Talk about Einstein shit with the inertia going.

1162
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:40,320
If Larry's getting an ass raped on 39th street, how many guys could get in his ass before 43rd?

1163
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,560
If he's traveling eight miles an hour.

1164
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,000
Larry and Needle's math right there.

1165
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,880
Yeah, that's good.

1166
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:53,600
Yeah, that's all right.

1167
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,080
That's a hard one to figure out.

1168
00:40:54,080 --> 00:41:04,880
And then he gets it right on his bicycle and he gets down.

1169
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,080
Fucking so stupid.

1170
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,440
So man, there's bombs going off like crazy outside and we're going to do this.

1171
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,360
We're going to do another episode tonight.

1172
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,400
We're going to do a bonus app.

1173
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:15,760
Yeah.

1174
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,360
We listened to a podcast last night, little stinkers.

1175
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,320
It was fucking funny and it was about GGL.

1176
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,120
Which is amazing.

1177
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,080
I love GGL.

1178
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,040
And it's amazing they did.

1179
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,160
He's a scum fuck.

1180
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:26,720
Yeah.

1181
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:32,640
And it's amazing they did one about GGL because you know, it's like a kind of an underground thing,

1182
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,440
but not really.

1183
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,720
Everyone's a little stinker.

1184
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:35,840
Oh yeah.

1185
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,000
I didn't mean to cut you off there, but he is a little stinker.

1186
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,440
The whole definition of that.

1187
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:44,400
But he, uh, he really was a fucked up guy.

1188
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,160
He said a few things I didn't know.

1189
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,880
Well, him and Merle, he said jerk each other off, which was his brother.

1190
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,040
Found that out for the first time.

1191
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,440
Yeah, that was fucking little weird.

1192
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,480
You think?

1193
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,000
That was a little weird.

1194
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,040
How about him defecating on stage and throwing it into people?

1195
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:04,480
It's a little weirder to fucking jerk off your brother.

1196
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,080
They have him jerking off too.

1197
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,840
But we heard about their origin story.

1198
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,160
I mean, they really didn't have much.

1199
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:10,880
You know what I mean?

1200
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,520
Like, his motherfuckers lived in a cabin in the woods.

1201
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:15,920
Yeah.

1202
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,600
I mean, no one.

1203
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,960
But musically, they said musically GGL and his and their.

1204
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,680
Great.

1205
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,400
No shit.

1206
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:28,000
I mean, he's, you know, you can't, you literally can't fucking put a bow on a turd.

1207
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:28,960
You know what I mean?

1208
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,760
Like you can't.

1209
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,320
Yeah.

1210
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:34,560
But his whole persona, the way he held himself, he said he was going to murder

1211
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,840
himself at a show on Halloween, which is amazing.

1212
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,200
And then you know what he didn't.

1213
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,240
And you know what happened?

1214
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:43,680
His fans beat him up so bad, they broke his arm.

1215
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,000
Wow.

1216
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,280
Hey, some fans.

1217
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,160
You want to fucking write a check you fucking ass can't cash?

1218
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:52,640
Guess what?

1219
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:53,760
Yeah.

1220
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,720
Well, the ass cashers are coming for it.

1221
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,960
And they're going to beat you up.

1222
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:03,520
That is pretty fucked up because I wouldn't call those fans exactly.

1223
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,400
I would call those sickos that want to see someone get

1224
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,200
suicide on stage.

1225
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,000
Listen, what kind of people are you attracting at this point in your career?

1226
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,320
Yeah.

1227
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:13,600
What is he done?

1228
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,480
He's defecated.

1229
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,640
He used to cut himself with glass.

1230
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:17,680
He would piss on people.

1231
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,040
He would punch women.

1232
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,240
He would punch men.

1233
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,920
He would throw shit at people.

1234
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,480
I was.

1235
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,080
Oh, how about the newest thing the drummer does?

1236
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,520
He want to explain that to everyone, Larry?

1237
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,080
Yeah, that he sticks drumstick.

1238
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:30,800
He has people.

1239
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,360
Well, wait a second.

1240
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,440
He has people come up from the audience.

1241
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,800
Yep.

1242
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,600
And stick drumsticks up his ass.

1243
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,160
Multiple.

1244
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,360
Multiple drumsticks.

1245
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,080
And tells them.

1246
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,400
Just don't twist them.

1247
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,280
Don't twist them.

1248
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,240
So this guy is literally,

1249
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,520
it's just played a show.

1250
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,160
He's fucking his heart and his soul out.

1251
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,440
And now he's like, come on up and jam sticks in our drummer's ass.

1252
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,800
Oh my God.

1253
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,640
Then what does he do with them afterwards?

1254
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,480
He probably uses them for the next gig.

1255
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,920
He uses them till they break.

1256
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:10,400
Hey, one time I saw a G.G. Allen video from a basement party in Chicago.

1257
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,600
And it's at someone's house.

1258
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,240
What are you pointing at?

1259
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:17,600
And you see how the base of your mic stand is that round weight.

1260
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,800
Yeah, with the, yeah.

1261
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,440
Mary's got a fucking, it's like a free weight.

1262
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,600
But no, no, just the regular base that round base.

1263
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,800
Yeah, that's right here.

1264
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,440
Yeah.

1265
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:25,920
Okay.

1266
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,960
So he's got his mic stand and there's a cat.

1267
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,600
It's the girl's cat whose house it is.

1268
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,720
And he smashes it with the mic stand.

1269
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,680
And now the cat is flailing.

1270
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,200
He kills it.

1271
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,800
He smashes it until it's dead.

1272
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,720
And now this cat is dead and he,

1273
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:43,760
blood is coming out of it.

1274
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,080
And he picks it up and he goes, let's eat some pussy.

1275
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:51,520
And he starts licking the fucking dead cat and the open hoons and shit.

1276
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,120
And people are like, motherfucker.

1277
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,720
And they come up and they want it like,

1278
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,000
Yeah, they beat his ass.

1279
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,120
Yeah, it's fucking dead.

1280
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:57,360
Yeah.

1281
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,880
You know, that's what I was just talking about.

1282
00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,520
His fans.

1283
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,160
Yeah.

1284
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,760
Well, because he does such outrageous shit that people are going to kick your ass.

1285
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:04,800
You're killing animals.

1286
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,400
I mean, that's a fucking.

1287
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,520
He killed a cat.

1288
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,320
But well, he was a good friend of Gacy's too.

1289
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:10,480
Yeah.

1290
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,120
Remember?

1291
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:11,440
Yeah.

1292
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,480
So that was fucked up.

1293
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:19,840
Well, I mean, well, Gacy said that he smelled like the most pissed up,

1294
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,200
smelly, shitty fucking whinoe that he ever met.

1295
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,200
Which I mean.

1296
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,960
And Gigi was proud of that.

1297
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,760
Well, the problem is that you got to keep this character going.

1298
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,880
That's all it is.

1299
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,080
He was just a character.

1300
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,440
He was a character of himself.

1301
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:33,760
Yeah.

1302
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,080
Remember?

1303
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,600
Because when they said, when he was married, he was a straight edge.

1304
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:38,560
Yeah, he was pussy whipped.

1305
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:43,360
He was a straight edge guy, straight edge guy, fucking botan ups and shit.

1306
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,360
And then all of a sudden, something cracked.

1307
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,160
You know?

1308
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,720
And then he turned into this sadamite.

1309
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:49,360
Yeah.

1310
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:57,280
And then all of a sudden, with, and his, his videotapes are early shit.

1311
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,400
Like the 90s.

1312
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,280
Wouldn't he die?

1313
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,400
93?

1314
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,680
Something like that.

1315
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,480
Now, you know what I mean?

1316
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,080
Like this is the beginning of videotaping.

1317
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,320
I mean, this girl had the Gigi Allen doll.

1318
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,480
I looked it up.

1319
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1320
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,840
It's like, what the fuck do you call that?

1321
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,440
It's like a voodoo doll.

1322
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,560
Yeah, voodoo doll.

1323
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,720
It's got, it's like, it's like silk screen printed or something with it.

1324
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,400
And then it has like scum fog.

1325
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,400
Yeah, and then all shit up.

1326
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,120
We've looked that up before, Larry.

1327
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,720
Yeah, I seen one in person.

1328
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:30,480
I remember when the girl got one and I could have got one too and I was like, no, who cares?

1329
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,000
Because they were all over the place.

1330
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:32,480
Yeah.

1331
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,480
And then all of a sudden, no.

1332
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,000
You know what?

1333
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,200
Who cares?

1334
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,000
Really?

1335
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,120
I still don't care.

1336
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,560
You have enough fucking time.

1337
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,000
I still don't care.

1338
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,800
You have enough fucking knick-knacks and wigwams, Larry, to fill a fucking.

1339
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,240
I got enough shit to fucking last me.

1340
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,760
You can't take it with you.

1341
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,080
We should just bury you in this house.

1342
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,360
Knock it down and fucking fill it with concrete.

1343
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,360
I told my wife when something happens to me, sell these fucking guitars.

1344
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,120
Don't let them.

1345
00:46:59,120 --> 00:46:59,840
Not at all.

1346
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,800
Give them the fucking steamboat.

1347
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,680
Fucking date.

1348
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:04,880
Oh yeah, yeah, sure.

1349
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,760
I mean, come on, man.

1350
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,560
I can't sell shit.

1351
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,440
Shit like that, but there's certain ones that you know she might want to sell.

1352
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,120
And your sickle cell cakes in.

1353
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:11,680
We'll all be staying behind.

1354
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,840
Get back some of that sugar money.

1355
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,400
Exactly.

1356
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,120
Get on the back end, if you know what I mean.

1357
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,480
On the sweetest part.

1358
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,440
The sweetest end of the money.

1359
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,160
The back end.

1360
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,480
That's all right, though.

1361
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,080
Stay on the flip side.

1362
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,720
No, the flip side is way worse than the back end.

1363
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:31,040
Yeah.

1364
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,080
All right.

1365
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:32,960
Where would you want to be?

1366
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,160
Would you want to be on the flip side?

1367
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:35,920
Whatever.

1368
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,600
You need both sides of the record, bro.

1369
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,600
You're not talking about a record though.

1370
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:44,080
What if there was something like that where it's like right now we're living in a parallel universe

1371
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:48,480
where if we literally flipped ourselves it'd be evil on one side and you know what I mean?

1372
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,880
Like us on one side then on the other.

1373
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,720
Yeah, all that shit is just fantasy.

1374
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,240
It's very fucking hypothetical.

1375
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:58,080
Stoned and mushroomy, but you know.

1376
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,560
Yeah.

1377
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,120
All these people that, you know.

1378
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,360
I mean, there's gotta be other people like us out there.

1379
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,320
Hmm.

1380
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,520
I don't know.

1381
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,160
I don't know.

1382
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,080
I don't think so.

1383
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,760
You're trying to bait me, aren't you?

1384
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,160
No, I'm not.

1385
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:10,880
Not at all.

1386
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,520
I would tell you if I was baiting you, you dumbass.

1387
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,240
And the best is you think I'm trying to bait you and I'm not.

1388
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,840
Damn, quit rubbing them feet together.

1389
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,240
Dude, man.

1390
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,520
It's so distracting.

1391
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,120
What do you want me to do?

1392
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,880
I can see shit coming off.

1393
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,680
Fuck you.

1394
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,720
Oh my god.

1395
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:27,840
You have a soulful of shit.

1396
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,640
So happy you don't have a dog because that's the first thing you lick.

1397
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,720
Just dirty ass.

1398
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:33,200
Hey, that'd be clean.

1399
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,880
We could probably do it only fans of that.

1400
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,120
I wonder if we would get banned from that.

1401
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,080
Dogs licking licking licking.

1402
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,480
PCLT.

1403
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,560
Whoa, Jesus.

1404
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,360
Litter.

1405
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,320
Wouldn't that be PCLT?

1406
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:42,960
No, that's...

1407
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,440
How would a dog licking your feet be?

1408
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,960
Oh, sex on your foot from a dog?

1409
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:49,200
That's how you explain it.

1410
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,560
Why would a dog licking your foot?

1411
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,040
Why would it be a homely fan?

1412
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:51,920
Huh?

1413
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,720
What are you talking about?

1414
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,320
Just a dog licking your foot, dude.

1415
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,360
We don't have to say dog licking your orifices or whatever.

1416
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,520
Well, I don't want the dog licking my orifices.

1417
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,520
Well, that's what it sounded like from the description.

1418
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:05,040
No, man. It's probably BCLT.

1419
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,160
I don't want no dog licking my foot.

1420
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,520
Have you had a dog licking your foot?

1421
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,440
Well, I mean, if I put whipped cream on there, it might be.

1422
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,720
But if it just licked it, fucking raw dog?

1423
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,360
Yeah, no, that's fucking gross.

1424
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,160
I don't like when dogs fucking lick me anyway.

1425
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,600
That's the worst thing.

1426
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,400
When someone's dog comes up and licks your fucking leg

1427
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,840
when you're wearing shorts or something,

1428
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,840
it's like, get the fuck away from me.

1429
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:28,240
Seriously.

1430
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:31,040
You just punch the neighbor's dog.

1431
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,520
Larry doesn't like dogs.

1432
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,400
I like dogs.

1433
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,000
I just don't like when he licks me.

1434
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,480
This is Larry's dog session.

1435
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,440
We just complain about what he don't like about dogs.

1436
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,360
You know when they come up and they lick your leg

1437
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,320
and then you punch them?

1438
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,280
Like, no, I don't, Larry.

1439
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,800
I never felt like that in my life.

1440
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,000
Oh, man.

1441
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,760
I just can't punch neighbor's dog.

1442
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,640
I loved my next-door neighbor's dog.

1443
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,920
And that's it. That's the only one.

1444
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,840
But actually, you don't because that's not

1445
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,840
the same next-door neighbor's anymore.

1446
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,520
No, Norman Roxanne.

1447
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,800
Their dog, Alexi, she was great,

1448
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,880
but she was, they had to put her down

1449
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,960
and it was really sad and shit and fucking...

1450
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,600
Fucking a man, Americans rule.

1451
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,400
And you love the animals.

1452
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,560
You know what, the new neighbor's on the other side and shit?

1453
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,480
We've been there for 10 years.

1454
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,680
They're not really the new neighbors.

1455
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,320
10 years, really?

1456
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,120
Something like that.

1457
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,040
Eight, nine years.

1458
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:23,520
Yeah, man.

1459
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:24,960
It's been a long time.

1460
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:25,920
Fucking...

1461
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,200
I don't remember one minute.

1462
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,360
They got the same dog.

1463
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:30,880
Yeah, I know.

1464
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1465
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:34,560
The people change with the fucking dogs.

1466
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,440
They take a bitch-ass poodle, like a big poodle.

1467
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,000
And literally, it's a big fucking dumb poodle.

1468
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,760
And it's a mean son of a bitch.

1469
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:43,440
And it's just...

1470
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,840
This dog's not so bad, though.

1471
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:46,960
I don't mind him, man.

1472
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,000
It barks like a motherfucker.

1473
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,400
No, Roosevelt used to bark like a motherfucker.

1474
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,760
Roosevelt died, too, but...

1475
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,880
And then dogs died, man.

1476
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,680
They don't live long.

1477
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,320
Yeah.

1478
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,000
Listen, he's not like a dog killer.

1479
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:58,560
You're like, dog...

1480
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,320
I didn't kill the motherfucker.

1481
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,920
I didn't want Roosevelt to die.

1482
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,840
You should see the smile on his face.

1483
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:04,880
Fuck you!

1484
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,560
How did he get his state with fucking mushrooms?

1485
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,120
And you're like, oh, yeah, he's smiling because...

1486
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,120
Because the dog died.

1487
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,840
Dog died because you killed the dog.

1488
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,200
I'm calling the cops.

1489
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:24,320
Whenever you're ready, there's all high-end mushrooms

1490
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,360
and I call the cops.

1491
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,160
Fuck, man.

1492
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,760
20 minutes later, they show up and I'm like,

1493
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,720
what are you here for?

1494
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,400
Like, did you say this guy killed the dog?

1495
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:30,880
Like, I don't know.

1496
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,040
I don't know.

1497
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:31,680
He's talking about it.

1498
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:32,320
Yeah.

1499
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:33,600
We're on this new topic.

1500
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,320
We don't have a dog.

1501
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:34,640
Huh?

1502
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:35,680
We don't have a dog.

1503
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,400
Who?

1504
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,360
That's what you tell the cops.

1505
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:37,840
Well, not anymore.

1506
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:38,640
What are you talking about?

1507
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,360
What?

1508
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,080
He got a look in his bin.

1509
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:42,800
We killed him.

1510
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,200
Plus, he does math.

1511
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,160
Check his pockets.

1512
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,680
He's playing something on you.

1513
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:51,440
Take him away.

1514
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:52,240
Take him away.

1515
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,360
I wonder if they want to write your paperwork up as dog kisser.

1516
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,680
Meth user, dog kisser, especially with that jacket.

1517
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,000
They were like, why do you have a jacket on, son?

1518
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,520
It's 80 degrees outside.

1519
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,840
Something's wrong with you.

1520
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,920
It's fucking cold down here, man.

1521
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:12,960
No, it's not.

1522
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,480
We're in the depths of the basement.

1523
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,400
It's the coldest fucking part of the house.

1524
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,800
My wife is the air conditioning at Arctic fucking levels.

1525
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:18,960
You know what?

1526
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,360
Your heart is the coldest part of the house.

1527
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:21,840
Fuck man.

1528
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,880
I don't know about that, man.

1529
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:35,520
I do.

1530
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,560
I just said it.

1531
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,480
It's the warmest part of the house.

1532
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,280
Oh, it's really mad.

1533
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,960
Sight's Mary's heart.

1534
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:41,760
Oh, man.

1535
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:49,600
Oh, fuck man.

1536
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,200
Those are the two warmest parts

1537
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:51,760
of the house.

1538
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,920
You wanted to do your shout outs?

1539
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,400
Oh, you got a quote?

1540
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,840
Here, you want me to look up a quote for you?

1541
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,760
Yeah, no, I got some quotes for your ass.

1542
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,720
Listen to this, man.

1543
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,000
First of all, wait a second.

1544
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,440
Parental advice already?

1545
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:05,920
You're right.

1546
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:06,560
No.

1547
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,440
And if he says the N-word, needles doesn't feel about this.

1548
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,480
No, no.

1549
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,000
I'm not going to say the N-word, but...

1550
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,720
Thank God.

1551
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:15,440
You know how I've been praising Martin Luther King, you know?

1552
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,400
No, I have not.

1553
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,000
You know, on the last few episodes,

1554
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,040
I've been saying his quotes and saying how crazy he is.

1555
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,880
I can't even say that with a straight face.

1556
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,640
I mean, now you're...

1557
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,360
I mean, dude, are you just like race baiting right now?

1558
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,160
No.

1559
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,680
You're turning to BLM?

1560
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,000
No.

1561
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,640
Or we can't do this show anymore if you go to the other side.

1562
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,360
Are they infiltrating us?

1563
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:39,840
No.

1564
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,920
Here come the Israelites, the black ones.

1565
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,480
So here's what happened.

1566
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:44,960
With what?

1567
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:49,600
I was saying how great Martin Luther King was and...

1568
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,040
Okay.

1569
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,200
And then I read some stuff about him that I didn't like, man.

1570
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,160
Oh, my God, Larry Wiley.

1571
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:00,960
And this was coming from his handler who was a fucking...

1572
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,600
Like, you know, considered...

1573
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,320
King considered him as like his best friend,

1574
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,360
and he said that he didn't even think King was a Christian,

1575
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,800
and he was a fucking wild-ass womanizer.

1576
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,160
But the other thing is...

1577
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:16,640
Larry.

1578
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,080
I already knew about the womanizing part.

1579
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:18,640
Larry.

1580
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,400
One thing was he's a fucking...

1581
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,160
This is the end of our episode.

1582
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,120
What are you doing?

1583
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,960
This is our strong point.

1584
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:25,760
Yeah, I know.

1585
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,360
You just can't come out with this stuff right now.

1586
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,360
This is some strong shit, man.

1587
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:29,760
Yeah, you know.

1588
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,880
He was a commie.

1589
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,920
He was a commie.

1590
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,800
And what he did was he acted like a big...

1591
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,000
This is allegedly also.

1592
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,280
Allegedly.

1593
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:38,400
This is from this guy.

1594
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,920
He would have somebody that would agitate the crowd and shit

1595
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,280
and get shit riled up.

1596
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,000
Get a height, man.

1597
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,120
Not necessarily, yeah.

1598
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:49,680
A height, man.

1599
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,880
But no, no, no.

1600
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,480
Like an agitator, like in the communist sense of the word,

1601
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,560
that actually got shit going, you know?

1602
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:57,680
To do what?

1603
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,240
What do you mean?

1604
00:54:58,240 --> 00:54:59,360
I don't understand what you mean.

1605
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,800
You know, just shit like Antifa and shit like that.

1606
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,600
Shit's going...

1607
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,880
Like shit that's going now, like Antifa, how that is.

1608
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,880
Yes, you said Antifa five times.

1609
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,160
How they agitate things.

1610
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,720
They had the same shit going on back then, except...

1611
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:14,480
When's the last time you heard of Antifa?

1612
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,760
Motherfucker, I'm just trying to prove a point.

1613
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,200
I'm not saying Antifa's at the front door.

1614
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,800
I'm just asking you a question.

1615
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,480
You got to defend him all of a sudden.

1616
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:23,760
You'll hear about him again.

1617
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:24,400
They're not done.

1618
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,040
Oh, man.

1619
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,640
Coming from a guy who's on mushrooms.

1620
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,800
When they need him, they'll break him back out.

1621
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,760
When fucking...

1622
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,720
They'll break him back out?

1623
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:31,360
Yeah, when they need him.

1624
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,000
Listen, dude.

1625
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:32,800
They're not snow tires.

1626
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:33,440
They're not snow tires.

1627
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:38,400
So, or else whoever pays for them will fucking buy him a pallet of bricks

1628
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,280
and whatever else weapons they need and send them to whatever neighborhood it is.

1629
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,800
I don't think they need him anymore.

1630
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,600
People are doing...

1631
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,560
They don't need him anymore.

1632
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,080
No, people don't need bricks anymore.

1633
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,280
They got him, Antifa.

1634
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,880
Now the people are agitated.

1635
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,640
Now it's ready for the communist fucking last stroke.

1636
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:53,920
Fucking leftist Larry.

1637
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:54,960
I don't like this, man.

1638
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:55,840
I'm not a leftist.

1639
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,440
I don't want it to be communist.

1640
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,520
I mean, where did you get that blue tie from?

1641
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,320
What blue tie?

1642
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,680
That one you're wearing right now.

1643
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,160
You looked at him, asshole.

1644
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,280
Oh my god, that's how high you are.

1645
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,680
You really looked at him, you had a tie on.

1646
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,560
You are really a dumbass.

1647
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,280
I love you.

1648
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,800
You seriously looked at you, you had a tie on.

1649
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,640
Well, I got a blue shirt and I got this blue pants.

1650
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,200
You're not wearing a collared shirt first of all.

1651
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,160
I thought what are you seeing?

1652
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,800
Dude, what kind of asshole wears a tie with a t-shirt?

1653
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:28,640
Larry.

1654
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:31,200
I don't have a tie on.

1655
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,400
Not even collared.

1656
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,160
All right, Larry, do your shout out, you ass monkey.

1657
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,080
Filly putting strain on the relationship today.

1658
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:40,960
Oh, shit.

1659
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,600
Shout out to Russ, man.

1660
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,360
Shout out to Russ, we love you, bro.

1661
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,120
You got something coming in the mail, buddy.

1662
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,000
Why would you say it like that?

1663
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,280
That sounds so ominous.

1664
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,320
I don't want to say what it is.

1665
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,920
I got him a present.

1666
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,040
I bought him a present.

1667
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:57,600
Yeah, okay.

1668
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,240
What country did it come from?

1669
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,440
I don't know, I bought it.

1670
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,320
It's from the USA.

1671
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,520
It's made in the USA.

1672
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,240
It's in a crate.

1673
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,760
It's like a 656 crate.

1674
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:06,720
It'll be in a box.

1675
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:07,600
Yeah.

1676
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,240
I ordered it off of Amazon.

1677
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:11,520
So it's nothing too weird.

1678
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,360
Yeah, I mean, hopefully it's not a child.

1679
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:15,600
Matthew.

1680
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,360
Love you, Matt.

1681
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,160
He took your glasses off to read this.

1682
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,280
That's how high you are.

1683
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,080
Well, I can't read with my glasses on, man.

1684
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:24,720
That's all right, man.

1685
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,280
I can't see who I'm talking about.

1686
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,640
That's what George Washington said.

1687
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,800
Tiffany, Tiffany out there in Portland, baby.

1688
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,440
We love you.

1689
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,080
When you can get a plane right out here,

1690
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,320
we will do that threesome you want to do.

1691
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:37,520
Jesus.

1692
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:39,840
Why are you just staring at me?

1693
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,960
You don't listen to her.

1694
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,120
She fucking texts me all the time, man.

1695
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,880
Does she ever say she wants to do a threesome?

1696
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:46,160
Yeah, she does.

1697
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:46,960
Larry, stop.

1698
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,600
She does.

1699
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,200
I'll show you the fucking text.

1700
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,640
Becky, Chris, Chrissy.

1701
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,480
I mean, dude, people are going to stop listening

1702
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,600
if you can't read me.

1703
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,080
Hey, you know what?

1704
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,680
We have a lot of women listeners.

1705
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:00,160
Yeah.

1706
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:00,960
I just realized that.

1707
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:02,080
I know.

1708
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,280
Well, you know what?

1709
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,120
That's just the ones I know about that.

1710
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,360
But yeah, obviously Larry, I just said,

1711
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,400
we have a lot of women.

1712
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,400
I mean, I'm just now pulling something out of the ether

1713
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,240
and saying, we have a lot of women listeners.

1714
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,040
I'm going off the list.

1715
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:14,000
Yeah.

1716
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,760
Well, I know, I know most of them.

1717
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,200
Oh, man, Larry.

1718
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,000
Those are kind of slaps.

1719
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,360
Thank God the ground is soft.

1720
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:20,880
It won't be that hard to dig a hole.

1721
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,760
It's been raining like a bitch out here.

1722
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,600
By the way, I have, I have 11.

1723
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,360
Sickle cell, Annie, Annie, and eight.

1724
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,680
I have 11 bottle rockets.

1725
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,600
So maybe you can get them all in your ass.

1726
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,640
It was maybe I'll light them.

1727
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:43,280
Lighting them up.

1728
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:44,080
I want to do that.

1729
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:44,880
That's our new Twitter.

1730
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,760
I'm trying to figure it out.

1731
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,440
Larry gets 11 in his ass.

1732
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,160
We don't say 11 of what.

1733
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:57,120
So maybe on the outside, on the back end,

1734
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:02,960
shoot some of those off, you know,

1735
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,680
yeah, we're going to record ourselves being stupid

1736
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,240
in the backyard on mushrooms.

1737
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:08,960
It's right though.

1738
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,480
That's a good idea, I think.

1739
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:10,800
What's that?

1740
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,840
Putting bottle rockets in your ass?

1741
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,280
Yeah, I got a couple of fucking,

1742
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:16,240
I got a fucking bottle.

1743
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,120
I think I got a handle or like a fifth bottle

1744
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,880
that I saved when I finished it.

1745
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,400
I said, oh, this is going to be perfect.

1746
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:23,520
Dude, fireworks rock.

1747
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,640
They really do.

1748
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,240
Listen, man, because you need a good bottle.

1749
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,320
Fireworks rock, but be safe.

1750
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:28,480
Yeah.

1751
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,000
Because listen, don't blow your hand off.

1752
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,440
Hopefully Larry blows a finger off

1753
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,520
and it's Larry and nine-finger needles.

1754
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,520
Yeah, nine-finger needles.

1755
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,720
I know what I'm saying.

1756
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,000
That's what I'm going to call you.

1757
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,120
You're going to fucking blow your fingers off.

1758
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:41,920
Yes.

1759
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,440
Well, I'm just going to probably lose them

1760
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:47,520
from God of Rio when I bang them or the first guy

1761
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,120
who loses fingers.

1762
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,560
I got a real bad case of herpes from a jacket.

1763
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:56,480
And just, you know, I get like gangrene on my fingers.

1764
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:58,080
Like I've been climbing mountains.

1765
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:02,160
I think I knew somebody that lost some fingers

1766
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,680
from partying so much.

1767
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,720
I can't remember.

1768
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,080
I can't remember exactly how.

1769
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:06,960
What were they partying on?

1770
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,560
Like a fucking computer?

1771
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,600
I forgot what their thing was, man.

1772
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,920
Or maybe they just had something wrong with them

1773
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,640
and they neglected it and their fingers got chopped off.

1774
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:17,520
I can't remember.

1775
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,520
Larry, this story is all over the place.

1776
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,480
Yeah.

1777
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,480
Really, there's no rhyme to any reason.

1778
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,680
And you know, here's the thing, man.

1779
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,720
It was the person that I know they could tell me

1780
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,720
how the story goes is dead.

1781
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,560
So I can't even fucking...

1782
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,560
I would have to...

1783
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,560
Man, it took a real big circle to get to that point.

1784
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,560
Maybe Mary remembers.

1785
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:37,920
I know the person's name.

1786
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,120
I don't want to say their name.

1787
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,720
Fingers or fingertips or what?

1788
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,360
Yeah, like the fingertips on one finger

1789
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,520
and then another finger, like half the finger

1790
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:46,720
and then two fingers here.

1791
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,120
And then on this hand, a missing finger.

1792
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,320
All from partying?

1793
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,120
Yeah.

1794
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,120
And I forgot what happened, something.

1795
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,120
Oh, man, you know.

1796
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,320
Man, I wish I was a better comedian

1797
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,320
or something that I could have come up with.

1798
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,320
Fingeredist or something.

1799
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,920
Yeah, I'll tell you.

1800
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,720
Because I don't want to be smirking anybody.

1801
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,720
You got real quiet, which is so funny.

1802
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,720
You know, like watching you get into this.

1803
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,720
So stupid.

1804
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,120
Oh, fucking hilarious.

1805
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,320
I love you, Larry.

1806
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,320
All right, let's shut this bitch down.

1807
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,520
Thank you for tuning in.

1808
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,480
We love you guys.

1809
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,680
Thanks for listening, man.

1810
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,480
It really does mean a lot and fucking...

1811
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,480
Like, follow, subscribe, which I hate to say

1812
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,520
and I forgot to say that.

1813
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,480
I don't know why I did.

1814
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,760
But you know, you already know that.

1815
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,760
More important, fuck all that shit.

1816
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,360
Tell other people about it.

1817
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,480
That spread the word.

1818
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,920
The best is, you know what?

1819
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,160
We haven't gotten any bad shit from anybody,

1820
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,760
so that means people love us.

1821
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,280
Yeah, I can't believe nobody has fucking attacked us yet

1822
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,280
on Twitter or any place like that.

1823
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,160
Because we...

1824
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,880
I mean, we always say that you use controlled weather.

1825
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,360
We do some pretty stupid shit.

1826
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:55,920
Anyways...

1827
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,280
All right, we love you guys.

1828
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:57,920
Yeah.

1829
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,120
Peace. Thank you.