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How's that, butter?

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That cat.

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I don't think our listeners are like that.

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Yeah, they fucking hate that shit.

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Hey, I'm not needles, this is the Larry and Needles show.

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Hashtag I'm not needles.

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Hi, I'm Needles.

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Hashtag thank god I'm not needles.

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We're giving you a special daytime towards the end of the week episode.

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Yeah, today it's funny because you know my wife is like,

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because we've been having probably a lot of people around the United States know what I'm saying,

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that we've been having some really, really poor air quality,

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especially here in Chicago and whatnot.

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I think it's centralized.

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Centralized fucking central nervous system.

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New York, Detroit.

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Anyhow, my wife is like, oh, to the smoke.

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She's like, I can't breathe.

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I can't breathe.

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And I'm like, oh yeah, you know, neither can I.

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And she's like, we got to turn on the air conditioning.

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I'm like, fuck, are you kidding me with that fucking air conditioning all the time with that shit?

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So you're complaining about keeping your wife comfortable.

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Because I remind all the listeners that you are a sugar baby.

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No, no, let's remind them.

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Tell them I'm a sugar baby.

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It doesn't mean I got to be unnecessarily stuffed in a fucking box with air conditioning.

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So you'd rather have all the windows open with the air quality being shit?

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Well, you know, this is one of the times when I didn't even,

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I didn't really argue with her today because I know that the air quality was shit.

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But you still did argue with her.

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No, no, I didn't.

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I said, okay.

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At first I was going to start and then I thought, I just fucking, I'll give it to her next time.

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You're such a gentleman.

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You know what I mean?

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Listen, the chivalry is not dead.

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Let me keep my wife from fucking not breathing in the hazard.

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What is it all?

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What's that?

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Wiki stick from El Dehae?

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From El Dehae.

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Well, we don't know exactly what's in the air around here, but...

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Well, they tested it.

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The EPA tested it.

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Yeah, but well, they said, but Mary said that test was from Michigan.

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Okay, but still.

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But I know we're going to stay away and shit.

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Yeah, we're still closer to the source.

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Yeah, I mean...

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And you're no stranger to smoking from El Dehae.

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Oh, man, let me tell you, I had a good run with Wiki for a while.

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I'm sure you did.

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That shit makes you fucking gnaw on seats, dude.

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Let me tell you.

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It stuff is not to be messed with.

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I was in Humboldt Park and we were smoking it and it made me feel like a god.

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I can fly.

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Well, no, no, no, not that.

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I know, but people do jump off of buildings on that stuff.

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I'm not that type of person.

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Yeah, I know even as high as I get, even when I think the sink is a snake, I still know that I can't fly.

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Yeah, or...

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And I'm not going to jump off often.

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You're still in somewhat sort of control, right?

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You haven't crossed that fucking...

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You're on the precipice of losing it.

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Yeah, but you know, just because I know that I can't fly still doesn't mean I was in control at that time.

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Or you didn't want to.

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But you just didn't act on it.

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Yeah, we all have those dreams that you can fly, right?

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It's so fucking cool.

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No, the worst is falling, I think.

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Oh, yeah.

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Falling dreams.

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I mean, but yeah, I've had a flying dream once or twice.

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I used to do like a meditation and it would tell, that's what it would entail, was to picture yourself flying.

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Now, when you do your falling dreams, are you falling forward or backward or do you don't know?

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Forward, sometimes horizontal, sometimes perpendicular.

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I'm always falling backwards on my back in those dreams.

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I mean, that just goes, probably, be one of your gay dreams.

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Yeah.

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Literally fucking...

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Wouldn't I fucking be falling ass up then?

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I mean, it's your dream, man.

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Whatever you want to do it.

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It sounds like it's your gay dream.

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No, it doesn't.

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You're the one who said it was your...

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Fuck it, motherfucker.

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I don't like that holy tap water in this room.

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And most demons don't like tap water, yeah, I can understand that.

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Well, Chicago has some of the best tap water.

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I mean, it's not just tap water, it's holy water.

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Blessed by Larry.

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Blessed by Sir Larry Jones.

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Sir, all of a sudden now you're Sir Larry Jones?

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Yeah, I got knighted over the weekend.

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Yeah, I bet you you did.

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You got a dong on your shoulder.

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Jesus, man, who'd you get knighted by?

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I'm kidding, man.

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Obviously, I know you're kidding because it's a huge ceremony.

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Yeah, I would never switch my fucking loyalty.

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You're lying to...

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You don't want to go to fucking the queen.

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Well, there is no queen anymore.

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Who knows what's going on there?

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King.

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King Charles.

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But that lineage, man, them fucking people.

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I remember going to like six flags, you know, when I was younger with some girlfriend and

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they had these t-shirts that you can get or, you know, like an iron-on thing and they would put...

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They put my face in Prince Charles' face and they put her face in Princess Diana's face.

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What?

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They have four heads on her.

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No, dude, they take your face and superimpose it in the Prince Charles area.

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And they took her face and stuck it in where Princess Diana...

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She had a crown on.

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Dude, it looked...

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You know, it was 1980s fucking trick photography t-shirt from fucking Great America.

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Well, it doesn't sound like it's very art-worthy.

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Did you wear the shirt with your girlfriend?

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No, she only had one.

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Oh, you didn't get one?

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Fuck no.

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So you made her as her she got one?

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I didn't...

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She wanted it, not me.

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I didn't want it.

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I couldn't stand that, bitch.

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You were at Great America with her.

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I couldn't stand her so much I went to an amusement park with her.

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She paid.

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She paid what?

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She paid for everything.

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Well, yeah, because you're a sugar baby at heart.

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We all know that.

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Since way back.

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I know, man.

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I mean, listen, you don't fucking break the mold at all.

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Fucking since I was a teen.

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You know, did you ever do an old-timey photo with her?

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No, no.

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I don't have time to sit for that.

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What do you mean?

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No, I don't know.

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I never did...

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I was always jealous of my cousins though because they had an old-timey photo of their

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entire family and they looked like they're 49ers, like 1849ers digging, panning for gold.

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Like the fucking, the gold miners.

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Yeah, yeah, and I always fucking wish, you know, and I told my dad, why don't we have

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a picture like that?

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He's like, fuck that shit.

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Because we're not gay.

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Exactly.

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We ain't for nooks.

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So we never did that, but...

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I think you and I should do one.

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All right.

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That would be pretty silly.

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I mean, you can dress up like the lady and I'll be the man.

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How about, uh, okay, sure.

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Look at that, no interjections at all.

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Yeah, you'll be the...

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You can't even go.

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I don't want to get too vulgar.

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Oh, now you don't want to get too vulgar?

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I don't want to insult our listeners.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Too much fucking...

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Oh, eight of them you don't want to insult?

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Yeah, by the way...

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Seven-eighths of our friends.

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Eight people out there.

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They are fucking badass.

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Thank you for listening.

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And that doesn't fucking...

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It doesn't, uh...

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That doesn't include Chrissy.

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We already know you're gonna listen.

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No, but that's not a reflection of how many people listen to us.

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Which is hilarious, because we're gonna sit here and complain.

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Whatever.

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Are you complaining?

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No, I'm not saying we're complaining.

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We're bringing it up.

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There's only one idiot here.

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Well, quick point to yourself.

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It's not me.

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Looking at yourself in the mirror.

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It's definitely not me.

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That guy there's two idiots.

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You dumbass.

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You know, I'm not gonna get too vulgar.

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You know, you weren't such a white supremacist.

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I'd fucking do something to you right now.

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Oh, kiss me?

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Weirdo.

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Um, what the fuck?

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I had some stuff here written down.

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I can't seem to find it.

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Alright, well, entice my ears with your content.

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Ah.

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What do you got?

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Oh, did you hear Biden say at some speech?

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He says, oh, when he was with the guy from India, you know, he had the meeting with the

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guy from India, the president.

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Is he a president or a prime minister?

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I don't know what the hell they had.

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But he said he wanted to have the meeting because it's the least he could do.

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We took their land and shit, you know.

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Who said that?

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Biden.

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How'd we take their land?

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Dude, don't you get it?

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Indians?

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He's a fucking idiot.

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He thought it was.

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American.

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I know that's what I'm saying.

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I totally got it.

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Wait a second.

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Did you hear everybody's jaws drop to the floor?

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No, but here's what he didn't call them.

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Shocking Zulu.

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No, he didn't say it to the Indian guy, but the Indian guy busted out laughing when they

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were doing a little thing.

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And Biden says, I sold a lot of state secrets and a lot of things were shared.

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And the Indian guy looks over at it and is like, what the fuck?

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This is not a microphone?

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Yeah, in front of a lot of people.

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And he's like, did you just fucking say that?

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Did you spill the beans, Joe?

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Yeah, it was fucking funny.

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I mean, Jesus Christ.

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Did you see it?

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It was pretty funny, man.

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Okay, so then I mean...

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I don't even know how to...

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I mean, if you did that...

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He just said it out loud.

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On a hot mic.

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Yeah.

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And then, you know what?

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And the leftist probably like, ah, he's joking.

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Oh, that's the excuse always.

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Yeah, because, you know, because he's old and senile and he jokes a lot.

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You know, he likes to sniff children's hair.

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I know.

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Just because he's joking.

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Yeah, because...

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You know what I mean?

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Well, he's been doing that since before he was old and senile.

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Well, I mean, there's video evidence of it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, it's not...

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Like, listen, there's no...

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Oh, how about...

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Wait, there's no video evidence of Clinton assaulting anyone.

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No.

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There's no video...

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There's dress...

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There's stains on dresses.

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Yeah, but I mean, they did do a DNA test on it.

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Yeah.

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I think they did.

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I don't know.

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I think Monica Lewinsky licked the stain and said, no, no, that's somebody else.

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But imagine the pervert that buys that dress and then predominantly displays it in their abode.

281
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Oh, yeah, man.

282
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They probably got it, you know, like when people get a fucking jersey or their favorite sports

283
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guy in its autograph and they buy one of them glass.

284
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Larry, this is completely different.

285
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This is not from a president and a woman's dress.

286
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No, I know.

287
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But listen to what I'm saying, you fucking chuch.

288
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They probably buy one of those glass things that they display the jerseys in.

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Oh, you were talking about the framing.

290
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Yeah.

291
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My apologies, Larry.

292
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Yeah.

293
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Okay.

294
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I understand that.

295
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You know, they treat it like, wow, look at that.

296
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Yeah, but you gotta preserve the nut.

297
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No, that would be good.

298
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You could put a black light on there.

299
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I don't think you need to.

300
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It's nuts stains.

301
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Yeah, but listen, it would make that shit pop.

302
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Didn't he penetrate her with a cigar?

303
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I don't know.

304
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I penetrated this chick once with this...

305
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I forget it.

306
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Jesus, Larry.

307
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That got pretty dark pretty quick and then you stopped it.

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Wait a minute.

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Here's what it was.

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Wait a minute.

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Allegedly.

312
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I was in high school and it's not legit.

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They were selling these huge fucking candy canes that were like, I don't know, man.

314
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The things were like 10 inches long and like three inches, four inches around.

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And I'm like, I bought one and I brought it home.

316
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And I'm like, show my girlfriend.

317
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I'm like, look at this fucking thing.

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Oh yeah.

319
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So I start fucking going, we fucking sucking and all this.

320
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I go at it with the candy cane and she's getting into it.

321
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For our listeners, Larry is making the most crudest gesture ever right now and it is very uncomfortable.

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And you know what, if you were smart, if you were smart, you would have cut it where it bent.

323
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Cut it there.

324
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It didn't bend.

325
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It didn't bend.

326
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It was just a straight candy.

327
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It was just a straight fucking rod.

328
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Because then you could have dp'd her with the candy cane.

329
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You caught her and stick it in her butt.

330
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Well, it didn't last long.

331
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You were the candy cane.

332
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The candy cane action because it started burning.

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You know what I mean?

334
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The girl was starting to get burnt.

335
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You think peppermint and the vagina.

336
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I would see, but we were dumb fucking kids.

337
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It doesn't sound like it from the face you made when you started telling me this story.

338
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Yeah, but you don't realize that it's like someone putting cologne on their balls.

339
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No, it's a little bit different.

340
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You know that motherfucking shit is going to burn.

341
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Have only the vagina.

342
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Well, you know, you're not thinking and I wasn't thinking.

343
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It just sounds like you guys were all coked out and you needed to put something in the phone.

344
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No, there was no folk.

345
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We were kids.

346
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We were pretty young.

347
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That doesn't mean anything.

348
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Well, I wasn't, you know, it was either fucking...

349
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You weren't indulging.

350
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This was just an after school fucking story.

351
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After school special?

352
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Yeah.

353
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Don't put peppermint in your pussy.

354
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No, yeah, that's a fucking big no-no for everybody out there that's thinking of doing that.

355
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Just don't do it.

356
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Do yourself a favor.

357
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Don't do it.

358
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Okay, so then what happened?

359
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She was like, ah, you know, and so we stopped.

360
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And then you didn't stop?

361
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No, I stopped.

362
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And then did you lick the candy cane?

363
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Of course.

364
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You're lying.

365
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No, I licked the pussy.

366
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I said the candy cane.

367
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Well, I...

368
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No, I threw the candy cane out, man.

369
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Oh, man.

370
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Dude, it was pretty fucking...

371
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It was, you know, starting to...

372
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Deteriorate?

373
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Yeah, exactly.

374
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It had some work done to it.

375
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It needed work done to it.

376
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No, actually, it sounds like it had enough work done to it.

377
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It really did not need any more.

378
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But...

379
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It wasn't quite getting sharp yet at the end, but it was definitely...

380
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Well, that's probably good, because that's the last...

381
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It was definitely deteriorating.

382
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You murdered her pussy with the fucking candy cane?

383
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But again, not for long, because, again, the thing started burning right away.

384
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Doesn't that sound comfortable?

385
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Yeah, but we were fucking dummies.

386
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Yeah, I mean, there's still a hour, but...

387
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So remember you were talking about those numbers last time or something about...

388
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Well, that's kind of vague.

389
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About what the fuck was it?

390
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How many dudes you kissed?

391
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No, Juneteenth.

392
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I got the fucking numbers.

393
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The murder numbers for the day?

394
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Just for Chicago.

395
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Oh, yeah, we already talked about this.

396
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Because we were giving it a nationwide...

397
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Right, this is...

398
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I want to get it out for fucking what happened in Chicago.

399
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It was 13 killed, 75 shot.

400
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And it was 51 separate incidents.

401
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But not for one day.

402
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This is the weekend.

403
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The whole weekend.

404
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No, Juneteenth.

405
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That one day?

406
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That one day.

407
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No.

408
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Yes, Juneteenth.

409
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One day, Juneteenth, yeah.

410
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In Chicago?

411
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Yes.

412
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75 people...

413
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It takes a whole weekend.

414
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75 people shot.

415
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It takes a whole weekend to do that.

416
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13 killed, well, I guess it was because it was a celebration, I don't know.

417
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I mean, which makes it sound even worse.

418
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You're celebrating your history and then you're killing people at the same time.

419
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I don't know.

420
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
You know what I mean?

421
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It's like us going to a Fourth of July party and just murdering people.

422
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Yeah.

423
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It's fucking crazy.

424
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Like, oh, we're celebrating our independence and now I'm just going to kill all my friends

425
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and family.

426
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Yeah, and of course, you know, the worst places were the typical places.

427
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Anywhere with the Martin Luther King Drive.

428
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Yeah, Chicago, Milwaukee.

429
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Everywhere.

430
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DC, St. Louis, Baltimore, all that shit.

431
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Which I'm not being a racist.

432
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
I mean, there's been jokes made about this.

433
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Yeah, some of my favorite places.

434
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There was a lot of my favorite places, actually.

435
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:20,000
There was a parking lot party in Willowbrook, Illinois.

436
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Oh, yeah.

437
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Multiple...

438
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You heard about this?

439
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Yeah, I heard about it.

440
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Multiple gunmen, 22 injured, one got killed.

441
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First of all, did you see the video from this?

442
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What the fuck was up with that?

443
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
No, I did not.

444
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I read a little blur.

445
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So, what the fuck, man?

446
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,360
From what I read is that the party spilled over to this parking lot and there was a liquor

447
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store there.

448
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,360
Uh-huh.

449
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So, people didn't know.

450
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So, that's where they congregated was because there was a liquor store and it was in an

451
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area...

452
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I mean, Willowbrook isn't...

453
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I mean, it's not that desolate.

454
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No.

455
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But there were hundreds of people there and they were all congregated.

456
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Okay, so, I mean, hundreds of people, Larry.

457
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And this guy wounds 22 and kills one.

458
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Should it be opposite?

459
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Kills 22, wounds one.

460
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Oh, no.

461
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Like, they show the video of it, the gunfire happening and it's just people mobbed together.

462
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Really?

463
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000
He's shooting into a crowd.

464
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Yeah, he's just shot into a crowd.

465
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:19,000
A fist fight ensued, something was said, somebody bumped into each other.

466
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
Oh, man.

467
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Those are, you know what I mean, the three...

468
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Typical fight starters.

469
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,000
Well, the things that are synonymous with, you know what I mean, he spilled my drink,

470
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,000
he danced with my girl, he said something stupid.

471
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And some of that shit, it's just a powder keg waiting to go off.

472
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
There's so many people armed.

473
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And the problem is that you have a party of your friends and then other friends come

474
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000
and other friends come and it's just compiled into this big thing.

475
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Here's the other thing, you know, like you get a new thing.

476
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Like, I get a new guitar or a new bass or a new keyboard, whatever the fuck it might be.

477
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000
I want to play with that thing and fuck around with it a lot.

478
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I cannot wait to see where this analogy is going.

479
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Imagine if you get a new gun, man.

480
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Now you got a new fucking gun and you're all fucking loving that thing, man.

481
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000
You want to pop some fucking rounds off, man.

482
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,000
Maybe even you want to pop some rounds off into a motherfucker for real.

483
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Well, okay, why do you have a gun?

484
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
To protect yourself?

485
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Well, maybe, yeah, maybe.

486
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
To get into a fucking fight and pull it out.

487
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
You could just have it to jack motherfuckers off too.

488
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,000
Well, you could also, but at the same time, in these impoverished neighborhoods

489
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or where guns are prevalent in the area, you have to be strapped.

490
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
Yeah.

491
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Which is the most whitest thing ever.

492
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
You have to be strapped, brother.

493
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So...

494
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Time to strap up, guys.

495
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000
But if you watch these videos, which I watch a lot of them,

496
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where there's like shootouts in Philly or cops taking down people in Chicago,

497
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these people are not afraid to use guns.

498
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Fuck no, man.

499
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
They really are not.

500
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000
They get pulled over in a traffic stop and they start firing at the cops.

501
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Yeah, they'll kill it.

502
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Like they do.

503
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That's fucking amazing.

504
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,000
There's no indiscrimination anymore between the cops and the...

505
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Nobody respects anybody.

506
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
That would never happen when we were kids, man.

507
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Well, it did happen when we were kids.

508
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000
Not like this.

509
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Just not as much as it is now, which we all advance as a society.

510
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Right?

511
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Yeah.

512
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Either it's good or bad.

513
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Good and evil, right?

514
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Evil is prevalent right now.

515
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
It's always prevalent, brother.

516
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Not as much as good, though.

517
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I think evil is more out there than good right now.

518
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Right, that's what I'm saying.

519
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Prevalent.

520
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Yeah, I said it's more prevalent.

521
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Hey, let me hit that, Larry.

522
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
No, no.

523
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Yes, yes.

524
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
You're my fucking joint.

525
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
You ass monkey.

526
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Well, then roll me one, sucker.

527
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Oh, boy.

528
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Let's talk about the boy that was thrown from his wheelchair while he was...

529
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,000
All right, hold on. I'll fucking give you... I'll give you a hit in a moment, man.

530
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,000
The boy that was thrown from his wheelchair where?

531
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000
He was in Texas.

532
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000
He's a nine-year-old boy with cerebral palsy, and it was career day.

533
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000
And he was dressed as a police officer.

534
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Yeah.

535
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Yeah, so...

536
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Didn't we just do this story?

537
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
No, man.

538
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
We saw it on TV.

539
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,000
We were sitting there watching TV, and I said, oh, I'm going to bring this up.

540
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
Wait a minute.

541
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
I'm sure.

542
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Yeah, no, we didn't do this.

543
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:17,440
And the kid was thrown from his wheelchair and kicked around by this bully, and the New

544
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,000
York cops found out about this.

545
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:25,000
This kid from Texas, and they fucking brought him on a tour.

546
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
They brought him.

547
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
They paid for him to come to New York with his mom and shit.

548
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Nice.

549
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
That's awesome.

550
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Yeah, they gave him a tour of the New York Police headquarters.

551
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Single mom?

552
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
I don't know.

553
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,000
They gave him a tour of St. Patrick's Cathedral.

554
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
They take him to Rikers and watch him beat an inmate?

555
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Yeah.

556
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
He got the Sodomize...

557
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Your kid hit him with the Billy Club.

558
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
No, he got the Sodomize and inmate with the Billy Club, so that was nice.

559
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Jesus, Larry, how old is this kid?

560
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
No, I'm kidding about that part.

561
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Oh, yeah, I hope so.

562
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:57,000
But he had some New York pizza and shit, and the kid fucking loved it, man, and the cops

563
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
were really, really nice to him, so that was kind of cool.

564
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Well, there still is good in the world, which is...

565
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Yeah.

566
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
I'm not talking about that.

567
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000
But you know what else though, is this other bully kid?

568
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
What's that?

569
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:15,640
Not only are they gonna fucking pick on somebody because of some costume they wore on some

570
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,600
stupid fucking school day.

571
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,000
So he was dressed like a cop in a wheelchair.

572
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Yeah, he's in a...

573
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
That's the part that's fucking crazy.

574
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Man.

575
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Nothing's off boundaries, man.

576
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
You'll fuck up a kid that's already fucked up in a wheelchair.

577
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I mean, you gotta be a real champ to dress as a cop in a wheelchair.

578
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Yeah.

579
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Like, you could, I mean, he could at least want his Larry Flint.

580
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Well, you know, the kid has a...

581
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
He was a good kid.

582
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Well, it sounds like it until they fucking ripped him out of his chair.

583
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
All right, it's so funny.

584
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
I wish you people at home could see this guy.

585
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
He's reaching and begging for this giant joint that I rolled out of...

586
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
I'll hand it to you now.

587
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
But why didn't you roll two?

588
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
You got a whole tray of weed in front of you.

589
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Oh, man, what do I look like?

590
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Fucking daddy war bucks?

591
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
No, not at all.

592
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000
You look like Smoochy the Moochie.

593
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Here you go, fucking cocksucker.

594
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:10,000
As we fight more about weed as the day turns.

595
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Fucking Biden made this law with racist ass motherfucker Strom Thurman.

596
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
That was his good buddy.

597
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Yeah.

598
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
They would fucking jerk each other off.

599
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Who's Strom Thurman?

600
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000
Some certain judge or Supreme Court?

601
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:32,000
No, he was like a politician, he died a few years back and he was just a known KKK guy

602
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
and Biden tells him...

603
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
A sympathizer?

604
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:40,000
No, actual KKK member, a fucking leader, grand dragon and shit.

605
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
For what state?

606
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
One of them Southern states.

607
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Alabama, Kentucky.

608
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Something like that.

609
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000
I think it was Alabama or something.

610
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:56,000
And he made a law where it was going to be a five year minimum for the smallest piece

611
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
of crack.

612
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
I'm talking less than a quarter gram.

613
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Remember we watched that video of fucking Biden where he's going in and you're going

614
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:10,000
to jail for five years with this much and the judge doesn't even have a choice.

615
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Technically he was given the white power symbol.

616
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Sure he was.

617
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Because that's what he is.

618
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,000
But anyway, he's fucking...

619
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
And then...

620
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Yeah?

621
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,000
He makes this law and his kid smokes crack like fucking a banshee and they can't control

622
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000
his man.

623
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Like he's not doing it, you know?

624
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
You can't control your kid's man.

625
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,600
Well dude, the motherfucker made a law that...

626
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:36,600
There's a lot of fucking black dudes locked up in jail that did the exact same shit that

627
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,440
that motherfucking spoiled ass little cunt did.

628
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:45,440
And you know, I'm sure they feel the same way I feel right now.

629
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,640
You know, code act black, he's in fucking...

630
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:54,520
How about them lowering his child support payments from $20,000 a month to $5,000 a month?

631
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,720
As he embezzles fucking, as he fucking rakes in millions.

632
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,720
Well the problem with...

633
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,440
Okay, this is the problem that...

634
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,720
Millions illegally.

635
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,040
This is the problem that I think he has that he can't circumvent.

636
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,040
Well it ain't his problem.

637
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,040
It's the way they're fucking treating this kid.

638
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,320
He should be in prison, man.

639
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,320
He's getting away with shit.

640
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,880
The problem is the two-tiered justice system.

641
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,040
He's getting away with shit.

642
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:24,000
And everybody else is going to prison for the exact same fucking shit.

643
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,040
Everybody's enabling him.

644
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,000
I mean, he is the vice president's kid.

645
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,040
He's the president's kid, you fucking idiot.

646
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,040
Well yeah.

647
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,040
He used to be the vice president.

648
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,040
We're not about that.

649
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,040
He acts like the vice president.

650
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,040
Yeah, he's the president.

651
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,040
That was hilarious.

652
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,160
We're so much gusto.

653
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,960
I was very serious about that.

654
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,960
You know what?

655
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,640
You're probably right, though, Needles.

656
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:51,440
Subconsciously, he probably is the vice president, because I'm sure fucking Jack off.

657
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,040
No, vice president's kid, I said.

658
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040
I'm sure...

659
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040
Kamala?

660
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,040
No.

661
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,040
What the...

662
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,040
She's the vice president, right?

663
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,640
Look, James Marshall Davis.

664
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,640
Who's that?

665
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,440
James Marshall Davis, his son.

666
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,440
Obama.

667
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,040
Barack Obama.

668
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,840
You and this Barack Obama thing.

669
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,840
He's probably still the president.

670
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,840
Who's that?

671
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:13,840
Fucking Barry.

672
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:14,840
Barack?

673
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:15,840
Yeah.

674
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,840
Aw, man.

675
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,040
You know they're going to unleash Big Mike at the last second.

676
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,240
Who's Big Mike?

677
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,240
Fucking Michelle.

678
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,840
Don't you pay any attention at all?

679
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,040
Yes, I do, but I don't care.

680
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,040
Okay, well then quit asking.

681
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:35,040
Well, I may have to know what the context of the story is, you fucker.

682
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,540
Well, anyways, at the last minute, they're going to bust off fucking Big Mike to run

683
00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:41,640
for president, I can guarantee it.

684
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,640
I don't know, I got an insight.

685
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:48,040
It just makes me very uncomfortable when you call Michelle Obama Big Mike.

686
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040
Well...

687
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,540
Because I just don't put the two together.

688
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,540
Alright.

689
00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:56,320
Even though I have seen pictures of compilations where weirdos on the internet are trying to

690
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,040
show me that Michelle Obama has a wiener.

691
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,040
Right.

692
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,040
Which is funny.

693
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,540
Listen, man, you do your thing.

694
00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,840
It's going to come up in my YouTube shit.

695
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,040
You know, I'm not saying, I'm just saying you do, you're an asshole, you know that?

696
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,440
You really are.

697
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,040
Hopefully your brakes get cut on your skull.

698
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,840
Fuck you, man.

699
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,160
Fuck it's scooting on your ass around.

700
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:25,600
I just don't understand why the people have this fucking love for trying to prove that

701
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,480
Michelle Obama is a man, or was a man at one point.

702
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,480
Right?

703
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,480
Isn't that the thing?

704
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,480
Well, no, but here's the thing.

705
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,720
I'm talking about tranny, this tranny, that.

706
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,400
Well, I don't like it forced in my face.

707
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,640
That's the only problem, and on children.

708
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,000
Me either, and they are forcing it in our face.

709
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
They are.

710
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
But who cares about that?

711
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,840
There's going to be a fucking, there's going to be a coup.

712
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,800
I'm not just, I'm not saying that I want this to happen or anything, but there's going

713
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:57,000
to be a coup on trans people, and this is all going to backlash on everybody.

714
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,680
Because they come too hard, and then what happens?

715
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,520
It's just like Bud Light.

716
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:07,120
They sponsor that dude, and all their beer sales went to shit.

717
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,120
People are fucking.

718
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:13,600
Yeah, well did you see that they had a fucking Bud Light float at the fucking Gay Pride parade?

719
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,760
Yeah, why wouldn't they?

720
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,760
That is fucking hilarious.

721
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,280
I mean, they're already, they're all in.

722
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,280
They're all in Larry.

723
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,360
I mean, what would you do?

724
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,240
You can't, you got to know when to hold them in.

725
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:27,680
Remember the guys next door, Steve, and all those beer drinking football watching buddies?

726
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,440
They loved Bud Light, man.

727
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,040
Those guys got to be like, oh fuck.

728
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:35,560
Listen, if you drink it, it is what it is.

729
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,560
Yeah, you know what I mean?

730
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,560
You just switch to Miller High Life.

731
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,560
It's fucking beer.

732
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,560
It doesn't matter.

733
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:44,160
It's, you're going to drink as many Bud Lights as you drink, as many Coors Lights as you

734
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,160
drink, as many fucking other shwaggers.

735
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,660
Just drink some fucking PBI.

736
00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:49,680
I went to fucking the Joules the other day.

737
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,200
Yeah, over by there.

738
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:58,720
And, and they had Bud, or Bush Light peach flavored.

739
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,400
Oh my God.

740
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:05,360
If you ever heard of an abomination like that, why the fuck would you drink?

741
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:08,560
Pour on your balls for your boyfriend to lick off, I think.

742
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,440
Or out of your belly button.

743
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,080
He's just doing fucking belly button shots.

744
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,560
Ass hole shots.

745
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,560
Ass crack shots with that.

746
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:21,040
But no, that's just silly.

747
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:26,600
That's what I, yeah, those ass crack shots with the peach bush light, it's got to be

748
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,600
amazing.

749
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:33,720
We don't understand how many corporations are intertwined with this whole pride and that.

750
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,800
Well, they all are.

751
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,800
They have to be.

752
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,800
There's some sort of ass.

753
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,320
Otherwise they'll get singled out.

754
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,320
From who?

755
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,320
From the LGBT community, which is 1%?

756
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:50,560
Yeah, well they will scream and cry about it so much and they get the most fucking coverage

757
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:55,600
and most of the, you know, they do one tweet and then the bots take over.

758
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,560
It's all fucking bots, man.

759
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,040
Pretty soon we're going to be getting sucked off by bots.

760
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,040
Now that sounds amazing.

761
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,040
Can I get two bots?

762
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,040
One beating my ass?

763
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,040
Yeah, they're going to have metal teeth.

764
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,320
Why would I buy them with metal teeth, Larry?

765
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,320
That doesn't make any sense.

766
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,320
You're not going to buy it.

767
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,320
The government's going to take you to the queue.

768
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,320
Can I please give up?

769
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,120
Yeah, I'm going to get a governed issue with a robot with metal teeth to suck my dick,

770
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,120
Larry.

771
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,120
Let me sign up for this.

772
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,120
That is the most fucking...

773
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,920
Oh my God.

774
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:28,560
You know, Biden was at the...

775
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,120
He was at this Howard University, which is a predominantly, well it's a black university.

776
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,120
Why is he there of all people?

777
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,280
You're saying some speech.

778
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,520
Well, because he's part black, you knew that.

779
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,520
Wait a second.

780
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,520
Whoa, don't you do it?

781
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,520
No, no, no, no, no, no.

782
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,520
I just said that part.

783
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,520
Okay.

784
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:50,200
Anyways, he said the biggest problem, the biggest threat today, the biggest threat, what do you

785
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,200
think it is?

786
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,200
Right now of this day.

787
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,200
Yeah, the United States.

788
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,400
What do you think Biden said?

789
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,560
Okay, wait a second.

790
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,080
Give me, you've got to give me one second.

791
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:05,240
Keep on coming at me while I'm thinking here, because I want to just say equality and rights

792
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,320
for people that are non-binary, non-gender.

793
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,320
No, close.

794
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,320
Okay.

795
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,880
Well, if he's at a black college, something about slavery maybe?

796
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,880
Oh, closer.

797
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:17,880
Wow.

798
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,880
Okay, so then tell me, Larry.

799
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:24,360
He said the biggest threat today is white supremacy.

800
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,000
Oh, fuck, why didn't I think of that?

801
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Yeah.

802
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Because I'm not a white supremacist.

803
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,320
If you want to know something, here's the actual statistics.

804
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,760
Not just white supremacists, but all extremist groups combined.

805
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:37,760
What do you mean?

806
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,760
All extremist groups.

807
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,760
In the United States.

808
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,360
Yeah, white, black, Panthers, whatever.

809
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,880
They still look free.

810
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,000
Nazis, fucking whatever, whatever things are going on.

811
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
I don't know.

812
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:53,360
Okay, 25 people were killed by extremists of all races.

813
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,360
Yeah, but who?

814
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,360
All races.

815
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,360
Okay, but what?

816
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,360
So only 25, right?

817
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,080
Who constitutes a race as a guy?

818
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,080
An extremist group.

819
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,080
An extremist group.

820
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080
An extremist group.

821
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,080
Like, I don't...

822
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,000
Well, if, you know, if you fucking hate somebody, if you do some kind of fucking...

823
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,120
Don't you think a mass shooter can be bunched into that?

824
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:16,040
Well, only if he's white and he kills black.

825
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:21,680
If he's black and he kills Asians, or if he's black and he kills other races, that's

826
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,200
okay because he's black, you know?

827
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,200
And he's had a bad fucking time, and he's had a rough upbringing.

828
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,600
And you know that, though, that's...

829
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,600
We deserve to fucking kill.

830
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,600
That's a very fake statement, Larry.

831
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,600
Well, no, that's what they say.

832
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,600
That's the...

833
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,600
And they don't...

834
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,600
They don't count that.

835
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,600
They just don't count that.

836
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,600
Well, that's how they count it.

837
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,600
How many...

838
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,600
How many people do you think...

839
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,600
How many...

840
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,000
How many blacks do you think other blacks...

841
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Blacks killed last year?

842
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Oh, come on, Larry.

843
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Yes.

844
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
We live...

845
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
It should be...

846
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:58,000
If white supremacy is the biggest threat, it should be a lot less than 25, right?

847
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Larry, come on.

848
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
I mean, right, exactly, exactly, needles.

849
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
The district...

850
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Even a dummy like you could do this, man.

851
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Thanks, man.

852
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Thanks for just disparaging my character for no reason, because you're stoned and angry.

853
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:17,160
But Mary's district that she used to work at around Harrison and Kezzi still holds the

854
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:22,000
highest number of murderers within the Chicago.

855
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000
And it is literally the...

856
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,600
There's three blacks beyond the police station where it all starts.

857
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,800
Like, you can see the police station.

858
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,000
From where the crimes are going down.

859
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Well, but I mean, they have shot cams and all that stuff.

860
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:42,000
But the police station is right off the highway and then it all bumps back.

861
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000
So everything surrounds the police station.

862
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,000
If everybody got together, they could probably take it over.

863
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Oh, yeah.

864
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000
Well, anyways, the number is 11,000.

865
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
11,000 what?

866
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000
11,000 blacks were killed by other blacks.

867
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,000
But white supremacy is the worst fucking threat to blacks.

868
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
11,000?

869
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
11,000.

870
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
That's 330.

871
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
In the whole country.

872
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Yeah, 330 million people in the United States.

873
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Let's say 350.

874
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Okay.

875
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Just because, you know, some people don't have documents.

876
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:24,000
So you're telling me out of 350 million people, black on black crime was only 11,000 people.

877
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Yeah.

878
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
You don't think that's a lot?

879
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I think those numbers are way off.

880
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
I think it's more than that.

881
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
I mean, it's more than that in Chicago.

882
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
No, 11,000 people don't get killed in one year.

883
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
No, no, no, no.

884
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Okay.

885
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
But I'm okay with that.

886
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
I meant something.

887
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I meant shootings.

888
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Oh, these are actual murders.

889
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
I know, but I'm just saying, but shooting, shooting.

890
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Yeah, shooting.

891
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Yeah, probably.

892
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Think about that.

893
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Okay.

894
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
So, but I am sorry.

895
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
I misconstrued my words there.

896
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
That's all right.

897
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
But oh, thanks Larry for your approval.

898
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
I'll let you slide on that.

899
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Oh, yeah.

900
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I should give you a kick right to the fucking gut right now.

901
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Yeah, you like that.

902
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
But okay.

903
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
So I, but you know what I mean?

904
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Like, I don't know.

905
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000
I just think Biden is out of line for fucking saying that to a black college.

906
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I think murder numbers, I think that fucking racist shit in their head.

907
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
I think crime numbers are like COVID numbers.

908
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
They're really skew.

909
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Well, current COVID numbers, whatever the numbers were, however many they said, it's about 5%,

910
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
6%.

911
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
I think 20% more than that.

912
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000
No, no, no, no, no.

913
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Only 6% of the people actually died from COVID.

914
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Oh, no, no.

915
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Okay.

916
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
The rest of them were.

917
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I'm saying they're inflating it.

918
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
That's what I'm saying.

919
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Like you wiped out and killed yourself on the motorbike.

920
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
COVID.

921
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Yeah.

922
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Fucking.

923
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
You got nine gunshots in here.

924
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Yeah.

925
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
COVID.

926
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000
They were doing it over and over, man.

927
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
That's what they do.

928
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
They fucking just, they were getting incentivized.

929
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
I don't know about it because that extreme.

930
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
No, it was.

931
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000
It was.

932
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I got, there's this movie you could watch and it's, I shouldn't even say it, man.

933
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Boys Butts 4?

934
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Yeah.

935
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000
And it'll fucking tell you all about it, man.

936
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:03,000
I got to check with my fucking people if I could fucking say the name of that.

937
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
I can't.

938
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
I'll tell you next time.

939
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
What kind of people do you have?

940
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
I'm very scared of those people.

941
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
I got it.

942
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Kind of idiots want to hang out with you.

943
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,400
You want to hear something really good?

944
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,400
I really do.

945
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,680
Every, almost every, all the living presidents, all of them that are still alive and like

946
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:29,680
the last five presidents, every president, including Barack Obama, including Barack Obama.

947
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,360
I heard you the first time.

948
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,880
Were descendants of slave owners.

949
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,880
Okay.

950
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,920
Except Donald Trump.

951
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,160
So all of them were fucking slave owners except Trump.

952
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,160
Maybe that's why they don't like,

953
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,160
Where did you get this news from?

954
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,160
From Reuters.

955
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,160
That's a fucking big organization.

956
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,160
I know what it is.

957
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,160
Ask him.

958
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,160
You heard of that?

959
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,160
Okay, good.

960
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,160
I don't got to explain it to you.

961
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,520
Listen man, you think I'm a fucking simpleton over here?

962
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,520
So isn't that crazy?

963
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,520
What?

964
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,520
That Donald Trump.

965
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,640
So no, that Barack Obama had to pay himself reparations.

966
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,320
Barack Obama is going to have to pay reparations.

967
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,560
Well, he was a fucking slave owner.

968
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,640
Obama.

969
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,880
He wasn't a slave owner.

970
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:12,880
His lineage was.

971
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,880
There you have it.

972
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,280
But if that's how you're going to go off the stage.

973
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,280
That's the way they're going.

974
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,280
You know what I mean?

975
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,800
That's the way they want it, you know?

976
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:25,080
Listen, what if you lived in California and they said to you, needles, we want reparations,

977
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,080
you got to pay.

978
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,080
And you're like, fuck man, my people are from like Ireland and shit.

979
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,480
I didn't fucking have no fucking slaves.

980
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,000
We got treated like slaves.

981
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Yeah.

982
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
Yeah.

983
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Well, why the fuck?

984
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
And they'd say that's too bad, man.

985
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,600
You're fucking just a little too light, dude.

986
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,360
You got to fucking fork it over, bitch.

987
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:46,000
And money, some of it's going to Larry.

988
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Because he.

989
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,520
How did you get involved in this scenario?

990
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,040
Because he's questionable, man.

991
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,400
Yeah, because you're the fucking plantation owner now.

992
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,400
Uh-uh.

993
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,400
Yeah, you're just loaning.

994
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,400
I was a worker, motherfucker.

995
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,200
You're loaning the money out.

996
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,200
I was one worker.

997
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,800
And then you're charging these people high interest.

998
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,800
Okay.

999
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:07,400
You can't pay people in cool cigarettes, Larry.

1000
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,160
It's just fucking kind of ironic because they all hate him and maybe that's why they hate

1001
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,640
him because he wasn't a slave owner like that.

1002
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,440
Listen, you know, I was part of the club.

1003
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:21,560
I was reading something about presidents today and it's, history is really written by the

1004
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:26,360
winners unless you're a president because there's so much shit going on.

1005
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,600
Like, everybody's like, he was the worst.

1006
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,600
And then other people are like, he was the best.

1007
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,840
And it's like, dude, shit is fucked up right now.

1008
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,560
I don't care about what he did when he was the president.

1009
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:43,160
Like, today, like I have to go pay fucking almost five bucks a gallon for fucking gas.

1010
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,720
Yeah, my needs is paying over six.

1011
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:45,720
Yeah.

1012
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:50,000
It's like, I don't give a fuck what kind of president this motherfucker was.

1013
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,560
It's like, Jesus Christ, who cares?

1014
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,560
Like the guy that's up on the pulpit right now, is that right?

1015
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,560
The pulpit?

1016
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,560
I don't know.

1017
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,560
Potium?

1018
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,560
Potium, thank you.

1019
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,800
The pulpit, I think that's for priests.

1020
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:05,800
But the podium, the guys fucking falling down.

1021
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,800
The difference between the pulpit and the podium is the pulpit has a little spot for

1022
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:16,200
the altar boy to kneel down and fucking perform as Felatio during the service.

1023
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,240
I let you ride that one out, Larry.

1024
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,240
Didn't even interject.

1025
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,240
Thank you for that tidbit.

1026
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:26,400
It's got a little chamber for the boy to kneel down in.

1027
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,400
Okay, we heard you the first time.

1028
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,400
You have to laugh.

1029
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,400
I mean, Jesus Christ.

1030
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,360
They said, we need a podium for the church.

1031
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,360
I mean, a new pulpit.

1032
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:41,480
Well, you think they'd have it where the drop down in the floor and it comes out new

1033
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,480
to you?

1034
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,480
It comes up.

1035
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,480
One comes up butt first.

1036
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:50,280
Everybody turn around and face the other way.

1037
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,080
It's just new, they say.

1038
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,080
Put your hands on the wall.

1039
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,080
I'm going to play cops and robbers.

1040
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,880
I'm going to rob you of your innocence.

1041
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:04,840
Man, here's what's really fucked up, bro.

1042
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,840
What's that?

1043
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:06,840
You're seeing the world is fucked up.

1044
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:14,480
There's this tranny in Portland who is a serial killer and a serial rapist.

1045
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,480
Really?

1046
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,480
Yeah.

1047
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,480
I'm very intrigued by this.

1048
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,480
I haven't heard this yet.

1049
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,480
Yes.

1050
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,920
This guy is going around with a woman's wig.

1051
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,920
Have they caught him?

1052
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,920
No.

1053
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,920
No.

1054
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,600
Because no one's going to the cops.

1055
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,800
The code of the streets is that strong.

1056
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,000
It's not the code of the streets.

1057
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
It's people are fucking.

1058
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
They're scared.

1059
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,360
Well, the code of the street is they don't want to fucking get killed.

1060
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,360
You know what?

1061
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,600
I would think nowadays people would be more accepting of the police just because of how

1062
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,200
fucked up it is.

1063
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,200
No.

1064
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,200
Those people are...

1065
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,200
But dude, come on.

1066
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,200
Portland is fucking the worst.

1067
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,520
Oh, but that's why it's the worst.

1068
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,120
Because they fucking hate the cops, man.

1069
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,120
They're fucking you.

1070
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,840
Well, they had that fucking zet zone.

1071
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,840
What was it?

1072
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,840
Chop.

1073
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:57,840
The chop zone?

1074
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,840
Yeah.

1075
00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,840
And what happened there?

1076
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:00,840
The police had to break it up.

1077
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,840
Wasn't it in the police station?

1078
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,840
No, they didn't let the police in.

1079
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,840
People were getting killed.

1080
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,840
They were overposed.

1081
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,040
And yeah, that's what I'm saying.

1082
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,720
Then the police came and broke it up.

1083
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:18,520
Well, anyways, this guy is going around and raping some chicks and luring dudes with his

1084
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,000
womenly fucking ways.

1085
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Dude, this guy's ACDC.

1086
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,760
And fucking giving them hot shots, man.

1087
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,280
Say, let's party and he's fucking killing them right there.

1088
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,280
Boom.

1089
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,280
Wow.

1090
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,280
That's a lot of work.

1091
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,280
Yeah, so now people are freaking out.

1092
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,280
And he's been...

1093
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,280
Where is this again?

1094
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:38,840
They're fucking in Portland and they're fucking saying, oh my god, it's happening so much.

1095
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,800
They're starting to consider it a serial killer.

1096
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800
Okay.

1097
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,800
Yeah.

1098
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,960
And I thought you'd like that because I know how you...

1099
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,640
You know, I know how I think you're kind of a serial killer.

1100
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,960
It's a lot of work, man.

1101
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,960
It really is.

1102
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,800
Like, we always talked about this before.

1103
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,800
That's exactly what I think you're hard on.

1104
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,640
I mean, I don't have the gusto to be a serial killer.

1105
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,640
Come on.

1106
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,640
Yeah, you really do.

1107
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,640
Because then you're okay.

1108
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,240
First of all, you got to find these people.

1109
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,480
They're the biggest foams on them.

1110
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,160
You got to get rid of your phones.

1111
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,160
They ping everywhere.

1112
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,160
Yeah, we do a lot harder today.

1113
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,520
There's cameras everywhere.

1114
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,240
You can't just do your fucking shit.

1115
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,880
We're the like in the heyday.

1116
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,640
Yeah, 60s, 70s, 50s to the 80s.

1117
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,640
Yeah.

1118
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,760
You know, once everything started CCTV, then you're fucked.

1119
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,520
And I mean, I'm not a serial killer.

1120
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,880
I'm just saying that that's just the truth of what's going on right now.

1121
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,960
It's very difficult.

1122
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:32,040
There's been serial killers lately that have been picked up except the guy in Chicago.

1123
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,160
They're saying there's a serial killer in Chicago.

1124
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,160
It's Pusher.

1125
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,160
The Pusher.

1126
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,160
Is that what you're calling him?

1127
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,240
Well, he pushes people in the water, right?

1128
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,240
Nice.

1129
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,040
That's good for the Larry and Needle Show, the Pusher.

1130
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,320
If you're listening to the Pusher, please come on up.

1131
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,320
Hey, yeah.

1132
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,560
If you want to fucking do a thing, we'll disguise your voice, whatever you want.

1133
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,040
Yeah, I mean, you can push Larry in Lake Michigan.

1134
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,960
I'll let you push me in the deep end of my pool.

1135
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:58,960
Ask first.

1136
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,960
Ask first.

1137
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:00,960
Whatever way you want to do it, bro.

1138
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,640
Is that the guy in fucking Austin or is it Nashville?

1139
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,840
Where the lake is, where they keep on finding bodies?

1140
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,440
I think it's Austin.

1141
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,440
It might be Austin.

1142
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,440
Yeah, it's Austin.

1143
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1144
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,440
Excuse me.

1145
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:21,920
Then there's another, they're also saying in New York, it's crazy.

1146
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,760
It's the same type of shit.

1147
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,280
People pushing people into the water while they're drunk.

1148
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,240
It's the easiest fucking, it's the easiest thing.

1149
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:34,480
Yeah, and you know how it is on some of those spots on Lake Michigan where, you know, it's

1150
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,680
dark and concrete and it's straight down.

1151
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,640
And it's dark now if you get there.

1152
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,800
And the way that the undertow is in Lake Michigan, like done.

1153
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,600
So they are saying that there's somebody that's doing this in Chicago.

1154
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:51,880
They just retrieved another body a week ago, a guy that went to the Salt Shed, which is

1155
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,760
a music venue.

1156
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,760
Which we're going to.

1157
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,760
Yes, we are.

1158
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,760
This weekend.

1159
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,760
We're going to see the Les Clay Pool.

1160
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:02,080
They're going to play animals, Pink Floyd animals from end to end.

1161
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,200
It's this weekend, this Sunday, Larry.

1162
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,200
Shit.

1163
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,360
That's wild.

1164
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,360
This Sunday?

1165
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,360
This Sunday.

1166
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,360
Shit, I saw the boys.

1167
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,360
Sunday, Sunday.

1168
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,040
Well, this is more important.

1169
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,040
Is it?

1170
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,080
Are we my, what time are we going to go?

1171
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,240
You better not get fucking gay on me right now, man.

1172
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,240
I will punch you.

1173
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,240
I will punch you, man.

1174
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:21,680
I bought you a ticket and you said I'm going to go.

1175
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,440
I'm not asking what time is it?

1176
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,440
None of your business.

1177
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,760
Just say I'm going to go, asshole.

1178
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,240
The fuck does that mean?

1179
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,240
I'm going to go.

1180
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:30,240
I'm going to go.

1181
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,240
My God.

1182
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:36,640
Because we could jam in the day earlier and then go get our ears pre blown out and then

1183
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,280
fucking go to Primus.

1184
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,840
You know, here's the thing, man.

1185
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,000
I'm dying to jam.

1186
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
We haven't jammed.

1187
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,560
I've only been playing with my punk band.

1188
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,240
Well, that's not my problem.

1189
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:52,720
Over at someone else's house where I'm not allowed to smoke pot, I got to go outside

1190
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,720
to smoke weed.

1191
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:54,720
Oh my God.

1192
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,960
I'm not allowed to smoke weed in somebody's house.

1193
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,960
That's not mine.

1194
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,560
We've talked about this before.

1195
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,560
I know.

1196
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:07,560
So I'm kind of anxious to smoke pot with my boys in our studio and fucking play some songs

1197
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,960
that I wrote instead of dead boys.

1198
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,080
My gaydar is going off right now.

1199
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,720
Okay, fuck it, though.

1200
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:21,920
You know they want to fucking outlaw coal and wood burning pizza ovens in New York

1201
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920
City?

1202
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,920
Oh yeah.

1203
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,920
They want pizza at the City Hall.

1204
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:25,920
Yeah, he was awesome.

1205
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:26,920
They have fucking Sauce Monkey.

1206
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,920
Shout out to you, you gindaloon.

1207
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,920
He was awesome.

1208
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:33,200
Fucking Larian Needle Show supports you.

1209
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200
Yes.

1210
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,000
What kind of pizza was it?

1211
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,320
Man, that looked like a good pizza he was throwing.

1212
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,640
Man, Larry, you're breaking my heart right now.

1213
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,360
I mean, it had to be a good pizza.

1214
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,520
They're not just going to let 7-Eleven throw a pizza up on the wall.

1215
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:51,440
You need something like Pascals or fucking like a gindaloons pizza.

1216
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,440
Sauce Monkey's pizza.

1217
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,960
Man, we used to play at this place called the Pontiac on South Street in Philly and

1218
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:01,400
I remember directly Kitty Corner across the street.

1219
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:06,040
Was this pizza place and it had such good pizza, you know?

1220
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,040
Yeah.

1221
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,840
It was like, it was cheap, man.

1222
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,080
It was like a dollar or a dollar twenty-five.

1223
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,360
A dollar slice.

1224
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:17,440
And it was a quarter of a pizza, you know?

1225
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,440
A quarter of a pizza.

1226
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,440
It was a big dog.

1227
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,440
Yeah, it was a big fucking dog.

1228
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1229
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,320
And they put it on two plates.

1230
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,240
They put it on like a little like a Kentucky Cards, man.

1231
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,240
That was some good.

1232
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:33,400
When I went to Philly a couple months ago, they had, they would do fucking, they just

1233
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:38,040
had like a tile counter with a glass on top and they just had like five or six pizzas

1234
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,720
just sitting out in the air.

1235
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,720
You know what I mean?

1236
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,920
And then you just throw them in and, oh man, it was good.

1237
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,400
I don't, it was okay.

1238
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,400
There's a lot of...

1239
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,920
Well, this place was very busy.

1240
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,920
Yeah, here.

1241
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:49,920
Well...

1242
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,120
And it was really good.

1243
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,040
And it was kind of cool because...

1244
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,440
It was like New York style or was it a little thicker?

1245
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,440
Yeah, yeah.

1246
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,440
I mean, it was just a fucking slice for a buck and a quarter.

1247
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,920
Yeah, it was thin ass fucking...

1248
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,920
Just food when you're drunk.

1249
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,920
Yeah, and it was awesome.

1250
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,440
It's like good fucked up food.

1251
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,440
Oh, man.

1252
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,440
You know, there's not like a good slice, man.

1253
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,440
There's not like a good slice, man.

1254
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,440
Bullshit on there.

1255
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,440
A good greasy slice, man.

1256
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,440
Yeah.

1257
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,440
At fucking two, three in the morning.

1258
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:19,800
And I want to say this place was open pretty fucking late, if not all night, maybe.

1259
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,800
Nice, man.

1260
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,360
Well, you did say 24 hours?

1261
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,840
I don't remember, man.

1262
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,920
All you remember is just the food.

1263
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,240
Yeah, it was cool.

1264
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,360
Philly's a weird place.

1265
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,080
We've talked about this before.

1266
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,920
It's crazy how shit just is like everywhere's weird.

1267
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,920
No, not really.

1268
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,160
Dude, I've been to places...

1269
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:46,000
I've been to places that like in fucking countries, other countries.

1270
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:52,640
Suburb in New York or New Jersey or something that look exactly like this fucking neighborhood.

1271
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:53,640
Right here, it's like...

1272
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,640
Well, yeah, they're all suburbs.

1273
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,640
Yeah, but it was just freaky, man.

1274
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,640
I mean, they're all built the same.

1275
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,160
It's all fucking track houses and shit, you know?

1276
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,080
Yeah, it just freaked me out, you know?

1277
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,840
That you went to another suburb in another state that freaked you out?

1278
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,640
That looked exactly like this fucking street that I live on and stuff, you know?

1279
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,520
It was weird to me.

1280
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,520
Okay, well...

1281
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,520
That's finally...

1282
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,520
Same fucking houses and everything.

1283
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,080
Yeah, because they're all built the same.

1284
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,320
Most of these houses are built 60s, 70s.

1285
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,320
Yeah.

1286
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,520
No, man, 50s.

1287
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,920
60s, 70s.

1288
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,320
By the 70s, I'd say most of them were built.

1289
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,320
Okay.

1290
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,320
You know?

1291
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,320
All right.

1292
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,320
Well, I mean, do you want to fight or something?

1293
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,320
Yeah, motherfucker, that's it.

1294
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,320
What the fuck, dude?

1295
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,320
Quit looking at me like that.

1296
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,320
I don't like to have fucking stare.

1297
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,320
I'm gonna slap you right in the chops in a minute.

1298
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:47,320
Well, shit, man.

1299
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,320
How about that?

1300
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,320
I mean, now you're just gonna open up, man, and fucking...

1301
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,320
I know you're gonna say something really horrible right when you...

1302
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,320
I was gone.

1303
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,440
I know you were gone, because when you say that, you're like, ah, man.

1304
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,640
I had a little story.

1305
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,520
Oh, man, there was this thing.

1306
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,560
I read this thing, and I was gonna...

1307
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:09,120
I didn't say it on a show a couple of times ago, but this kid, Brock Peters, 18...

1308
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,120
Sounds...

1309
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,120
Okay.

1310
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:20,560
He was flying lessons when he was 16, and he was flying a Piper PA-28 over Southern California

1311
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:27,120
with a 77-year-old granny and two of his cousins.

1312
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:32,760
And the fucking engine blows out with a loud bang, and he's dropping fast, man.

1313
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,120
That's what they describe how the grandma dies.

1314
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,640
Her engine blows out with a loud bang.

1315
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:42,200
And they're 5,500 feet, you know.

1316
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,840
That's not very high when you're going down fast.

1317
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,280
5,500 feet is very low.

1318
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,280
Yeah, wouldn't you...

1319
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,280
I mean, you know...

1320
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,280
Would I freak out?

1321
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,280
Would I freak the fuck out?

1322
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,280
Yes, I would freak the fuck out.

1323
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,640
The kid was gonna start hitting shit, and he fucking avoids it.

1324
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,440
He just starts punching his grandma.

1325
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,440
Exactly.

1326
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,120
He just started hitting shit.

1327
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,280
So then he knocks the bitches fucking...

1328
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,360
Right in the temple, pulls a wig off.

1329
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,360
Wig!

1330
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,360
No!

1331
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,000
No, don't disparage granny like that.

1332
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,240
So he's almost gonna hit telephone poles and wires and stuff, and now...

1333
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,240
Oh, you don't want to hit a fucking...

1334
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:18,080
He almost hits a hill.

1335
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,320
He fucking wants to land this thing somewhere.

1336
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,320
It's rocks and...

1337
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,320
And he's 17.

1338
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,320
And he's 18.

1339
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,320
18, sorry.

1340
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,920
He fucking lands the plane on a stretch of...

1341
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,920
Highway.

1342
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:29,920
Highway.

1343
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,920
Nice.

1344
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,920
Shout out to...

1345
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:32,920
They live.

1346
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,920
Rock Peters, man.

1347
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,920
Rock Peters.

1348
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,920
Sounds like a rapist at a polo club.

1349
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:40,800
Well, you know, he probably does go to a polo club seeing that the kid knows how to fly

1350
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,120
a fucking plane.

1351
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,120
This guy's got it going on.

1352
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,600
I mean, why would you teach a kid that young to fucking fly a plane?

1353
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,240
He's 16, and he's...

1354
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,960
This is like flying lessons at the same time he's...

1355
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:52,440
This is Barry Seals kid?

1356
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,440
You know Barry Seals is?

1357
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,440
No.

1358
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,840
They made that movie about him when he was running drugs at Arkansas.

1359
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,960
No, I don't know Barry Seals.

1360
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,880
Yeah, well, he's a very interesting dude, man.

1361
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,440
Tom Cruise made a movie about him.

1362
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,480
It's really good.

1363
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,040
And then he was murdered, he went to a halfway house when he got out of prison, and they

1364
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,320
gunned him down in front of his halfway house.

1365
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,320
Really?

1366
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,320
Yeah.

1367
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,320
That's fuckers.

1368
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,320
Yeah, it's crazy.

1369
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,320
It's a fucking crazy...

1370
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,320
He worked for the CIA.

1371
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,320
This one, guys, get back at the scene.

1372
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,880
Well, no, he worked for the CIA, worked for the FBI.

1373
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,880
Like he was a man.

1374
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,200
He was like Vishnu with all the fucking hands in the cookie jars.

1375
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,200
Yeah, yeah.

1376
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,120
You know, because they would keep shit from each other.

1377
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,120
Of course.

1378
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,280
But everything's intertwined at one point.

1379
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,800
All comes to a head, right?

1380
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,000
But with the government, you chop one head off, nine more form.

1381
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,800
Well, yeah, that's true.

1382
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,440
Like it doesn't matter.

1383
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,960
Like, you know, like what's going on right now?

1384
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,200
It doesn't matter with our leaders, you know.

1385
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,200
Hunter Biden and Joe Biden.

1386
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,200
Well, he's not a leader.

1387
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,200
Well, no, they're probably...

1388
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,480
Even though I did say he was a vice president.

1389
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,040
Those probably aren't really them.

1390
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,960
Those are probably fucking people with rubber masks.

1391
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:05,800
They got Joe Biden's probably been fucking dead since 2015.

1392
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,280
He's incubating right now.

1393
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,280
He's probably dead.

1394
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280
You think so?

1395
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,280
I don't know.

1396
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,280
It seems like it sometimes.

1397
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,280
It doesn't.

1398
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,680
They really, really are fucking weird.

1399
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,600
Anything is possible nowadays, right?

1400
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,600
Mm-hmm.

1401
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:22,240
Like your mind cannot fathom what is going on behind our backs.

1402
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:23,240
Exactly.

1403
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,240
Maybe that's...

1404
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,800
I mean, I don't know if that's the truth or not, but that's how I think.

1405
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:31,840
Like, there is so much shit going on in this country that I don't know about, that it's

1406
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,520
better, I don't know.

1407
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,520
Right.

1408
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,520
You know?

1409
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,520
That's it.

1410
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,520
It's crazy.

1411
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,520
I mean, it's...

1412
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,520
I don't know if it's being a pacifist.

1413
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,440
I don't know if it's just not caring.

1414
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,840
I don't really don't care.

1415
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,440
As long as I get my paychecks, they leave me alone.

1416
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,520
That's not the way to be, but...

1417
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:53,360
Yeah, but even though the government dictates the fucking price of a house, which is bullshit.

1418
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,360
Well, that's why I got...

1419
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,360
And they want to fucking buy a house.

1420
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,440
That's why you've got to care, bro.

1421
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,640
These fucking Malacas won't let me do it.

1422
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,360
That's why you got to care, because these Malacas will fucking take the fuck over.

1423
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,240
Well, they already have.

1424
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,240
Be on that.

1425
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,680
I know, but they'll take everything if you allow them.

1426
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:13,560
I mean, if you look at everything right now, inflation, we're in, fuck, six months of inflation

1427
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,440
right now, maybe a year.

1428
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,440
Right?

1429
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,360
We're still at the peak.

1430
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,720
How long has Biden been in office?

1431
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,720
I don't know.

1432
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,720
I don't keep counting.

1433
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,720
How long that is?

1434
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:25,720
That's how long he was.

1435
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,720
He was the vice president 30 minutes ago.

1436
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:28,720
Exactly.

1437
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:32,400
However long he's been in office, that's how long inflation's been going on.

1438
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,920
Trump had that shit locked down, and I'm not a Trump lover.

1439
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,920
I can give a fuck.

1440
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:41,680
All I know is we need another businessman who knows what the fuck he's doing, who knows

1441
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,640
money and not just how to steal it and fucking make shell companies.

1442
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,960
Yeah, but that's a politician right there.

1443
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:48,960
No, no.

1444
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,960
You're never going to...

1445
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:55,560
If you know it's not a run-up business and fucking work a budget and fucking get shit

1446
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,560
straight.

1447
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:57,560
That's not going to happen.

1448
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,080
I mean, listen, Reagan was a Hollywood actor.

1449
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,080
I know.

1450
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,080
It doesn't...

1451
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,720
That's why you know it doesn't matter.

1452
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,200
Obama was a senator, right?

1453
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,360
Isn't it Blagojevich?

1454
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,360
Obama was nothing.

1455
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,360
No, he stopped.

1456
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,360
He was nothing.

1457
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,360
They put him up there, bro.

1458
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,360
No, no.

1459
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:13,360
Was he a senator?

1460
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,360
I don't know.

1461
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,360
I got to...

1462
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,560
Because Blagojevich sold his seat, remember?

1463
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,200
That's why he went to fucking prison.

1464
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,200
He...

1465
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,520
No, but that's why Blagojevich went to...

1466
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,520
He...

1467
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,080
That was another part of his fucking...

1468
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,580
Shout out Rob Blagojevich, man.

1469
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:26,580
Blagojevich, man.

1470
00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:27,580
Blagojevich, man.

1471
00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:28,580
Blagojevich, man.

1472
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:29,580
Blagojevich, man.

1473
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:30,580
Blagojevich, man.

1474
00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:31,580
Two Chicago heroes.

1475
00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:32,580
Blagojevich did not deserve to be in prison.

1476
00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:33,580
Blagojevich, man.

1477
00:52:33,580 --> 00:52:34,580
Especially for what's going on with all these other motherfuckers, man.

1478
00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:35,580
What?

1479
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:36,580
Who?

1480
00:52:36,580 --> 00:52:37,580
All this shit going down right now.

1481
00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:38,580
What do you mean what?

1482
00:52:38,580 --> 00:52:39,580
Who?

1483
00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:40,580
Who?

1484
00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:41,580
Who?

1485
00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:42,580
Who?

1486
00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:43,580
Who?

1487
00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:44,580
Who?

1488
00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:45,580
Who?

1489
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:46,580
Who?

1490
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:47,580
Who?

1491
00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:48,580
Who?

1492
00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:49,580
Who?

1493
00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:50,580
Who?

1494
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:51,580
Who?

1495
00:52:51,580 --> 00:52:52,580
Who?

1496
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:53,580
Who?

1497
00:52:53,580 --> 00:52:54,580
Who?

1498
00:52:54,580 --> 00:52:55,580
Who?

1499
00:52:55,580 --> 00:52:56,580
Who?

1500
00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:57,580
As they're making the other jag of Merrick Garland.

1501
00:52:57,580 --> 00:52:58,580
That motherfucker is a big fat liar.

1502
00:52:58,580 --> 00:52:59,580
He's lying in...

1503
00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:00,580
How about though, did you see...

1504
00:53:00,580 --> 00:53:03,080
The FBI, they're fucking a bunch of big fat fucking liars.

1505
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:11,620
They're putting Blagojevich the coolest motherfucker out there in prison for nothing compared to

1506
00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:15,860
what the fuck they're doing, man, right now as we speak.

1507
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,980
How about Kamala Harris, man?

1508
00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:18,820
How about her?

1509
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:23,180
She's the first black woman to be fucking in her position.

1510
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:27,340
She has got the golden key, a fucking black broad.

1511
00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:29,980
Listen, Larry, come on.

1512
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:32,500
Couldn't fucking open any door.

1513
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:33,500
First of all, listen,

1514
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:36,320
because she was at the bottom of the list

1515
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,020
for vice presidential candidates.

1516
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:39,060
It doesn't matter.

1517
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,300
She's, she's, she's, relax.

1518
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,580
She's fucking black and she's a woman, dude.

1519
00:53:43,580 --> 00:53:45,020
That's all that matters.

1520
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:46,020
I know.

1521
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:46,860
That's the only thing that matters.

1522
00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:47,700
It's the same thing that matters.

1523
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:50,300
Your effect, it caught me off.

1524
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:51,620
Go then, tell me.

1525
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:54,660
No, you just stated it, that's fine though.

1526
00:53:54,660 --> 00:53:57,500
I mean, you have to, listen,

1527
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,300
politicians are known,

1528
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:01,900
they have people that advise their campaign.

1529
00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:04,740
They have people that are fucking handlers

1530
00:54:04,740 --> 00:54:06,660
and all this bullshit, like,

1531
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,740
all people are looking, digging in your past.

1532
00:54:08,740 --> 00:54:10,380
Everything's on the internet.

1533
00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:12,940
Like I said, we watched a Joe Biden video from what?

1534
00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:15,940
25 years ago, 30 years ago?

1535
00:54:15,940 --> 00:54:18,020
When he's saying all the exact opposite.

1536
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:20,100
With the crack, yeah, I'm just saying.

1537
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:23,220
Dude, I didn't even, I'll tell you what though,

1538
00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:27,180
when they made that rule 25 years ago, 30 years ago,

1539
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:30,100
when I was a fucking kid smoking crack,

1540
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,900
it scared the fucking shit out of me.

1541
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,020
I'm like, this asshole's fucking making it.

1542
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:36,260
So I'm gonna have to do five years

1543
00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:37,140
just cause I got a fucking eight-

1544
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:38,460
Well, they took a hard stance.

1545
00:54:38,460 --> 00:54:39,660
That's fucking bullshit.

1546
00:54:39,660 --> 00:54:41,900
They took a hard stance on rock cocaine

1547
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:43,460
because it was ravaging.

1548
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:45,700
He took a hard stance against blacks.

1549
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:46,620
That's what he did.

1550
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,700
Because it was ravaging communities

1551
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:52,300
and it was centralized to certain areas

1552
00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:54,420
where the government brought it in.

1553
00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:57,460
That's what they did.

1554
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,500
That's the thing.

1555
00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:02,380
There's multiple fucking accounts of people

1556
00:55:02,380 --> 00:55:05,740
doing drug deals with cartel members

1557
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:07,580
and them buying cocaine from the CIA

1558
00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:08,740
and bringing it into the hoods.

1559
00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:12,860
You think these, this is the lowest form of arguing this,

1560
00:55:12,860 --> 00:55:15,980
but it's like, do you really think that all of a sudden

1561
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:18,860
these guys who were thugs were just like,

1562
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:23,360
yeah, let's mix baking soda and coke and make crack?

1563
00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:25,780
Somebody had to teach somebody something.

1564
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:28,020
Yeah, well, they've been free-basing for a long time.

1565
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,900
But somebody had to teach somebody something.

1566
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:31,740
You know what I mean?

1567
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:36,740
Like it's all, the red tape wraps around everything.

1568
00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:40,420
You will never find out the truth of anything.

1569
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:41,780
But they make good movies now.

1570
00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:42,980
But the thing about it is,

1571
00:55:42,980 --> 00:55:46,580
Kamala Harris in the position she's in,

1572
00:55:46,580 --> 00:55:47,820
being a black woman.

1573
00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:49,020
She's a vice president, right?

1574
00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:52,780
Yeah, she is actually the vice president.

1575
00:55:52,780 --> 00:55:55,460
She should be able to do anything she wants

1576
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:57,220
and get anything done.

1577
00:55:57,220 --> 00:56:02,100
Because right now, a black woman couldn't be the more,

1578
00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:05,500
you couldn't be more of a popular in thing.

1579
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:07,380
Everybody wants to love you, man.

1580
00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:08,260
Here's the deal.

1581
00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:09,580
And she can't get nothing done

1582
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:12,020
because she's just too much of a fucking idiot.

1583
00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:12,860
Yes.

1584
00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:14,340
Do you think she drinks?

1585
00:56:14,340 --> 00:56:15,540
Do you think she smokes?

1586
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:16,860
What do you think it is?

1587
00:56:16,860 --> 00:56:18,700
Here's the deal.

1588
00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:19,540
What do you think she's done?

1589
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:21,740
She does Kamala.

1590
00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:23,300
But what do you think she's done?

1591
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:24,700
She does herself.

1592
00:56:24,700 --> 00:56:27,300
She doesn't need anything to accentuate

1593
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,380
what she is or who she is.

1594
00:56:29,380 --> 00:56:32,540
She is like this on her own.

1595
00:56:32,540 --> 00:56:33,380
You know what I mean?

1596
00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:34,980
Like, what do you mean you don't?

1597
00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:35,820
I mean, she's drunk.

1598
00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:37,220
We do think she's out boozing and drinking

1599
00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:41,100
and then she goes and does a weird press conference.

1600
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,180
I think she's on something, bro.

1601
00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:44,420
Who isn't?

1602
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:45,260
Exactly.

1603
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,100
So what does that mean?

1604
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,580
All of a sudden you're the police now?

1605
00:56:47,580 --> 00:56:48,420
I don't care.

1606
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:49,260
I'm just saying.

1607
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:50,100
You just said you did.

1608
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:51,820
You can't get anything done.

1609
00:56:51,820 --> 00:56:54,660
She's just laughing and stupid

1610
00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:57,900
and just fucking such a dummy, man.

1611
00:56:57,900 --> 00:56:58,980
It blows my mind.

1612
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,140
And she, did you think she,

1613
00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:02,020
okay, Biden was the vice president.

1614
00:57:02,020 --> 00:57:05,220
But do you think that was a good idea he picked her?

1615
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:06,060
Joe Biden?

1616
00:57:06,060 --> 00:57:07,940
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1617
00:57:07,940 --> 00:57:10,260
Joe Biden was under George Bush.

1618
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:12,100
No.

1619
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:12,940
Fuck.

1620
00:57:12,940 --> 00:57:13,940
He was under Obama.

1621
00:57:13,940 --> 00:57:14,780
Really?

1622
00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:15,620
Yeah.

1623
00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:16,460
Holy shit.

1624
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:18,580
That's what I just said at the beginning.

1625
00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:19,420
I said remember that.

1626
00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:20,820
I just wanted to guess, man.

1627
00:57:20,820 --> 00:57:21,660
Okay.

1628
00:57:21,660 --> 00:57:22,660
Good, well, don't fucking chat that.

1629
00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:25,660
No, George Bush was like Chaney.

1630
00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:26,500
Oh yeah.

1631
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,540
Oh, that was a good movie.

1632
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:29,300
Don't go hunting with that, motherfucker.

1633
00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:31,340
No, you'll get shot in the face with fucking cat.

1634
00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:32,660
You'll shoot your ass in the face.

1635
00:57:32,660 --> 00:57:35,220
And then get away with it and go have a steak dinner.

1636
00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:36,060
Yeah.

1637
00:57:36,060 --> 00:57:38,980
He won't even fucking lose a second of sleep.

1638
00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:40,860
But he was a fucking, man.

1639
00:57:40,860 --> 00:57:41,980
He'll go hunting again the next day.

1640
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:44,380
He was a cutthroat motherfucker.

1641
00:57:44,380 --> 00:57:45,500
Yeah, they all are, man.

1642
00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:48,700
But he got, dude, the president gave him power

1643
00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:50,320
over the military.

1644
00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:52,660
I don't know about that.

1645
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:54,340
Yeah, there was a movie.

1646
00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:55,180
Yeah, the movie they made.

1647
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,700
Why didn't they make the movie?

1648
00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,740
I just remember it from when it happened.

1649
00:57:58,740 --> 00:57:59,620
It was very good.

1650
00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:00,660
It's called Chaney.

1651
00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:02,660
And it's very good.

1652
00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,540
How about Liz Chaney, man?

1653
00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:06,100
Would you do her?

1654
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:07,020
Right now?

1655
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:07,860
Yeah.

1656
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,460
I don't know what she looks like.

1657
00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:10,300
I mean, probably.

1658
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:11,620
She's a fucking, she looks like a school.

1659
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,460
How old was she?

1660
00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:13,620
She was a blonde.

1661
00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:14,460
It's gotta be 80.

1662
00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:15,820
No, no, no.

1663
00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:18,780
60s, 70, I don't know.

1664
00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:21,620
Well, I mean, that's a wide fucking spectrum.

1665
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:22,620
Well, I don't know.

1666
00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:23,460
Would I do her?

1667
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:25,140
Why does it always come to me doing her?

1668
00:58:25,140 --> 00:58:26,420
Because we don't know you would.

1669
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,340
That's why you're asking me.

1670
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,740
Like, hey, needles, would you bang her?

1671
00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:32,940
Because I already would.

1672
00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:36,860
I mean, she's just a horrible bitch, but.

1673
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:37,700
How?

1674
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:39,700
Well, she's a fucking cunt, man.

1675
00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:41,020
She is just a venomous.

1676
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:42,420
Politics is hilarious, so funny.

1677
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:45,900
Horrible, fucking, mean, evil, fucking cunt.

1678
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:47,660
Are you talking about Hillary?

1679
00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:51,260
Well, her, that'll fit her description too, yeah.

1680
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:53,900
Which, I mean, we don't discriminate against anybody.

1681
00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:54,740
You know what, man?

1682
00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:56,460
I hate all these politicians.

1683
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:57,300
They're all evil.

1684
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:59,660
There's more of a body count on the Clintons than,

1685
00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:00,500
I don't know, man.

1686
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:04,820
Fucking iced tea, you know, body count album.

1687
00:59:04,820 --> 00:59:06,100
Yeah, two cubes, baby.

1688
00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:09,340
Fuck yeah, man.

1689
00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:10,180
All right, well.

1690
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,020
Anyways, hey.

1691
00:59:11,020 --> 00:59:11,860
I think it's a good point to stop.

1692
00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:13,780
Yeah, okay, you see on that bottom,

1693
00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:16,940
you see where our levels are popping their needles?

1694
00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:19,500
And on the bottom one, there's that little red square

1695
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:20,940
that's lit up.

1696
00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:24,580
That means that at one point, you did something

1697
00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:26,820
to make that thing spike all the way.

1698
00:59:26,820 --> 00:59:28,660
I don't know why you're bringing this up right now.

1699
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:31,380
Just because when I turn it off, it's not gonna be there.

1700
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:32,220
And then you're gonna go,

1701
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:33,060
what are you talking about?

1702
00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:33,900
What are you talking about?

1703
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:36,540
So now I'm showing you, that's that.

1704
00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:38,900
That means at one point, you went all the way.

1705
00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:40,980
Well, I understand what that means.

1706
00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:41,820
Okay, and I'm just saying.

1707
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:43,700
First of all, you have to bring this up on the episode, man.

1708
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:44,540
Well, no, I hope.

1709
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:45,980
This is not what our listeners want to hear.

1710
00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:47,900
I just want to let the people know that.

1711
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:48,740
They want.

1712
00:59:48,740 --> 00:59:49,580
I do a lot of work doing.

1713
00:59:49,580 --> 00:59:51,940
You don't do shit, you sugar baby.

1714
00:59:51,940 --> 00:59:53,100
Doing the production.

1715
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:54,620
Yeah, let them laugh.

1716
00:59:54,620 --> 00:59:56,580
I smoke weed all day.

1717
00:59:56,580 --> 00:59:58,140
And play guitar.

1718
00:59:58,140 --> 00:59:59,420
That's not it, man.

1719
00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:00,260
Oh, that's not, okay.

1720
01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:02,020
Maybe I jerk off the hentai.

1721
01:00:02,020 --> 01:00:02,860
Ssssss.

1722
01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:10,300
Anyways, so yeah, needles makes it real hard.

1723
01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:11,300
It's a pain in the ass.

1724
01:00:11,300 --> 01:00:13,020
Whoa, that was a weird statement.

1725
01:00:13,020 --> 01:00:15,180
Needles makes it real hard.

1726
01:00:15,180 --> 01:00:16,100
It's a pain in the ass

1727
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:18,660
because he's always fucking doing something

1728
01:00:18,660 --> 01:00:20,900
with the equipment.

1729
01:00:20,900 --> 01:00:21,740
I'm not doing anything.

1730
01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:22,580
Breaking something.

1731
01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:23,420
Dude, what are you talking about?

1732
01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:24,580
Alcohol into the mix and more.

1733
01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:26,740
I did that once.

1734
01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:27,580
Some crazy shit.

1735
01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:29,340
You're the guy who brought holy water in here

1736
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:30,620
that's blessed by you.

1737
01:00:30,620 --> 01:00:31,460
Yeah, but I didn't spill it over.

1738
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:33,500
Which is completely safe for over.

1739
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,340
No, it ain't.

1740
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:35,180
Yes, it is.

1741
01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:37,500
How is that, how is my,

1742
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,460
how is holy water, said?

1743
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:41,700
Because that vessel that holds the water

1744
01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:43,300
has been blessed. I blessed it myself.

1745
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,220
But somebody blessed that vessel.

1746
01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,420
I poured the water out.

1747
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:49,940
I know, but a priest probably blessed the whole crate.

1748
01:00:49,940 --> 01:00:51,100
The whole truck load.

1749
01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:52,700
You know how the church works?

1750
01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:54,540
You know?

1751
01:00:54,540 --> 01:00:56,100
Well, and that means.

1752
01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,020
They pulled two pallets off, he blesses it.

1753
01:00:58,020 --> 01:00:59,340
They pull another two pallets off.

1754
01:00:59,340 --> 01:01:03,900
I bless this whole house, the studio.

1755
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:06,300
I'm gonna re-bless the holy water.

1756
01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,140
Now you know what he does?

1757
01:01:07,140 --> 01:01:08,260
Bless all the people listening right now.

1758
01:01:08,260 --> 01:01:10,540
He gets two kids and he uses their hands

1759
01:01:10,540 --> 01:01:13,220
to count the crates off when they run out of fingers.

1760
01:01:13,220 --> 01:01:14,500
Then he fucks one of them?

1761
01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:15,340
You know what I mean?

1762
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:16,660
If that, I didn't know.

1763
01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:21,660
I mean, you know how the priest roll.

1764
01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:24,260
Well, that's why he said he had two kids

1765
01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:26,340
when they run out of fingers.

1766
01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:28,780
You just wanna blatantly come out and say.

1767
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:33,780
I mean, then hopefully that will keep us in the algorithm.

1768
01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:35,900
Let's see, yeah.

1769
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:39,060
Let's see, what should I do when I grow up?

1770
01:01:39,060 --> 01:01:41,620
Fireman, priest.

1771
01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:44,700
I mean, it's just a weird fucking job to begin with, man.

1772
01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:45,980
Think about it.

1773
01:01:45,980 --> 01:01:48,540
You know any kids that said in third grade,

1774
01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:50,540
they wanna be a priest?

1775
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,540
No. They don't say that until they realize

1776
01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:54,260
they're fruit cakes or something.

1777
01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:56,220
And then they say, that's a good place to hide out.

1778
01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:57,380
You're not supposed to fuck.

1779
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,220
This guy's a fuzzball.

1780
01:01:58,220 --> 01:02:00,660
We'll leave all these little kids around and shit.

1781
01:02:00,660 --> 01:02:04,260
For a wonderful job.

1782
01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:05,580
For a fucking fruit.

1783
01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:07,300
I mean, for a guy who likes kids, yeah.

1784
01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:11,660
I mean, it's like standing at the bottom of a water slide.

1785
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,020
Working on your form.

1786
01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:19,340
Fuck, man.

1787
01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:22,180
I remember going to the Catholic High School

1788
01:02:22,180 --> 01:02:24,060
from no religion whatsoever,

1789
01:02:24,060 --> 01:02:26,660
growing up with just his heathens, you know?

1790
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:29,300
And then my mom had to send us there

1791
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:31,940
because, you know, we just got kicked out

1792
01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:32,820
of the regular school.

1793
01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:34,740
That's just how it worked and fucking.

1794
01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:39,380
And my mom was right because not one of my friends

1795
01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:40,460
graduated high school.

1796
01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,980
She's like, you're graduating motherfucker, you know?

1797
01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:44,740
And when I went in that Catholic school,

1798
01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:48,980
I was like, man, I did not get a holy feeling or a good vibe.

1799
01:02:48,980 --> 01:02:49,980
I fucking was like.

1800
01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:50,820
From the school?

1801
01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:54,900
Yeah, or for many of the teachers from the head,

1802
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:57,580
none from the head fucking priest,

1803
01:02:57,580 --> 01:03:01,380
from any of the brothers that were the teachers, you know?

1804
01:03:01,380 --> 01:03:03,020
I watched a porn called Nunhead.

1805
01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:05,220
Not that.

1806
01:03:05,220 --> 01:03:08,380
You said that would give me a better feeling for that.

1807
01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:10,780
She had what's that called a habit on her head?

1808
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:12,100
Kind of like me.

1809
01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:13,580
Nice.

1810
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:16,020
More than a monkey, I got a habit on my head.

1811
01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:20,140
No monkey on my back.

1812
01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:21,460
Just a habit on my head.

1813
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:24,100
So yeah, it was interesting.

1814
01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:25,420
Sounds like it.

1815
01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:27,500
And I just didn't get a good vibe

1816
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,980
from any of those fucking people

1817
01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:30,820
and I didn't feel like any of them were godly.

1818
01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:33,060
Because it was prime boy touching country

1819
01:03:33,060 --> 01:03:34,500
and at the time period.

1820
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:37,820
And you could almost tell which fucking kids they touched.

1821
01:03:37,820 --> 01:03:40,660
Like you could see this little fucking fruity,

1822
01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:41,500
or not fruity, but.

1823
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,180
Jesus, man, they're children.

1824
01:03:43,180 --> 01:03:44,020
What are you talking about?

1825
01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:45,260
Well, I was also a child.

1826
01:03:45,260 --> 01:03:47,100
I was in the same grade as the kids.

1827
01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:48,660
I know, but you can't be called them fruity.

1828
01:03:48,660 --> 01:03:50,620
The kid is soft and he's a pussy.

1829
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:51,700
So what does that mean?

1830
01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:52,940
He deserves to get raped?

1831
01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:55,100
No, I'm just saying.

1832
01:03:55,100 --> 01:03:57,540
The priest probably knows that he can fucking,

1833
01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:59,820
you know, why is he always crying

1834
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:03,140
after fucking mass or whatever.

1835
01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:04,780
Jesus, man.

1836
01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:07,420
Why is he coming out of the fucking confession booth

1837
01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:09,900
holding his ass and shit?

1838
01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:10,940
What's going on there?

1839
01:04:10,940 --> 01:04:13,100
But they have a screening between them, Larry.

1840
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:14,980
It'd be kind of weird if you just drilled a hole

1841
01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:15,940
in your booth.

1842
01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:17,620
It's a glory, no confession.

1843
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:18,940
Well, no, but you didn't say that.

1844
01:04:18,940 --> 01:04:20,980
They don't even, you just put like a picture of Jesus

1845
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:23,220
like high-fiving someone.

1846
01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:24,060
What?

1847
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:26,660
Nothing, Jesus wasn't there, brother.

1848
01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:29,460
I'm just saying to cover the glory hole you drill.

1849
01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:30,300
Oh, man.

1850
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,140
You put a picture of Jesus over it.

1851
01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,700
All right, we're gonna have to say a prayer for me

1852
01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:36,260
else this motherfucker's going to hell.

1853
01:04:36,260 --> 01:04:37,100
Thank you.

1854
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:38,500
I'll be the one with the kick-ass boat

1855
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:39,740
if you guys want to hang out.

1856
01:04:39,740 --> 01:04:42,780
Jesus, this dumb fuck doesn't know what he's saying.

1857
01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:43,620
Please forgive me, sir.

1858
01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:44,900
Actually, I do know what I'm saying.

1859
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:45,940
I like I said, man.

1860
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:47,540
Oh, man, it's gonna rot.

1861
01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:48,580
Who's gonna rot?

1862
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,580
Oh, okay.

1863
01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:54,340
It was a fun show.

1864
01:04:54,340 --> 01:04:55,700
I had a great time.

1865
01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:58,300
Thanks for fucking demonizing me to the fucking,

1866
01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:01,260
you're false idol.

1867
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,740
False idol?

1868
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:05,900
What the fuck, man?

1869
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:06,740
Dude.

1870
01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:10,860
I'm giving war for this.

1871
01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:12,940
You are a fucking hair brain.

1872
01:05:12,940 --> 01:05:14,420
Does not know what he does.

1873
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:15,820
I know exactly what I'm saying.

1874
01:05:15,820 --> 01:05:18,140
Now, here are the words coming right out of my mouth.

1875
01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:20,660
Oh, that's fine.

1876
01:05:20,660 --> 01:05:22,260
Okay, he's going to hell.

1877
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:25,180
You should know it should be a sin to have those feet out.

1878
01:05:25,180 --> 01:05:26,660
I don't want to look at them anymore.

1879
01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:28,380
My feet ain't dirty, bitch.

1880
01:05:28,380 --> 01:05:29,940
You make a foot burka.

1881
01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:32,540
That's all I want to see.

1882
01:05:32,540 --> 01:05:33,940
Ugh, so disgusting.

1883
01:05:33,940 --> 01:05:34,980
What's wrong with them, man?

1884
01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:36,580
I can't even get them to sit on their couch.

1885
01:05:36,580 --> 01:05:39,180
Dude, I could be a fucking foot model.

1886
01:05:39,180 --> 01:05:41,620
Ew, I could be a foot model.

1887
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:44,700
For fucking Barney Rubble magazine.

1888
01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:46,900
Dude, it looks like you've been kicking rock sideways

1889
01:05:46,900 --> 01:05:48,500
with those things.

1890
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,820
The toes are all in here.

1891
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:50,660
This fucking foot looks like.

1892
01:05:50,660 --> 01:05:53,220
Oh my God, they're disgusting.

1893
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:54,860
Sorry, Cinderella.

1894
01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:56,140
They're huge too.

1895
01:05:56,140 --> 01:05:57,140
That's life, you know?

1896
01:05:57,140 --> 01:05:57,980
I got huge feet.

1897
01:05:57,980 --> 01:05:59,860
I don't know why you got blessed with such a small dinger

1898
01:05:59,860 --> 01:06:01,180
from my herd.

1899
01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:02,020
Okay.

1900
01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:05,260
That's what happens, huge shit.

1901
01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:06,820
Shit going on.

1902
01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:07,660
You didn't know what you were doing.

1903
01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:09,340
I don't want to fucking start bragging

1904
01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:10,340
over the fucking internet, asshole.

1905
01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:11,540
Put those feet away, man.

1906
01:06:11,540 --> 01:06:12,380
Keep them away from me.

1907
01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:13,220
Oh, fuck you.

1908
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:16,260
All right, man, shout out to Matthew.

1909
01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:17,820
Matt, we love you, bro.

1910
01:06:17,820 --> 01:06:18,660
Is it Barba?

1911
01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:22,540
Oh, no, different, man.

1912
01:06:22,540 --> 01:06:23,860
Of course, man.

1913
01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:24,780
Shit, my bad.

1914
01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:27,940
Now he's gonna get fucking fired from his job

1915
01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:29,260
because of you.

1916
01:06:29,260 --> 01:06:30,660
Why'd you have to keep on going?

1917
01:06:30,660 --> 01:06:32,140
You could have just brushed it off.

1918
01:06:32,140 --> 01:06:33,660
Matthew, I love you, buddy.

1919
01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:34,500
Okay, and I said,

1920
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,300
And you know, I guess,

1921
01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:39,340
I guess you look for a new job

1922
01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:42,660
because of needles and Ross, man.

1923
01:06:42,660 --> 01:06:43,500
Yeah.

1924
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,380
Love you, man.

1925
01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:49,180
Tiffany, Chrissy, Luann, Becky.

1926
01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:52,220
Love you all for listening.

1927
01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:55,060
Hey, and everybody else that's listening,

1928
01:06:55,060 --> 01:06:56,100
you all some bad motherfuckers.

1929
01:06:56,100 --> 01:06:57,820
Yeah, thanks for listening, man.

1930
01:06:57,820 --> 01:06:59,500
You know, I don't know why you're doing it,

1931
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:00,980
but we like to have fun around here.

1932
01:07:00,980 --> 01:07:02,940
So thank you.

1933
01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:05,340
A lot of it's our friends and we love it.

1934
01:07:05,340 --> 01:07:08,660
And have a good weekend.

1935
01:07:08,660 --> 01:07:12,380
And stay safe out there and pray for needles

1936
01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:14,740
because he's gonna go to hell, this fucking idiot.

1937
01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:16,260
Hashtag pray for needles.

1938
01:07:18,820 --> 01:07:19,860
Have a great night.

1939
01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:46,180
Peace.