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alright then here we are at the Larry and Needles show I'm Larry and I am
Needles yeah how you doing today Larry pretty good pretty good yeah yeah shitty
out today yeah you know you get used to this good weather and then all of a
sudden the Jews take it away they do that was that weather fucking controlling
shit that they run yeah okay I mean by proxy maybe yeah I don't know how much
money does it take to control the weather how the government does it so they
have all the money they need at the you know our government we're fucking
they've been controlling the weather since the 30s we're fucking what's the
term taken from Peter to pay Paul stealing from Paul to stealing from Peter
to pay Paul that's what we're doing right now yeah you know what I mean I mean
look how much money are we giving to the Ukraine yeah I think that's a bunch of
bulls yeah no seriously I mean trillions of dollars right mm-hmm and now
San Francisco can't even fucking get junkies off the street
shit you know what I mean like yeah here with the mayor said that they wanted to
demolish the buildings that are empty and they're like well what do you want to
do with it and the guy said more housing like there's 40 there's 40 people in
front of this place that don't have fucking houses it says you're just gonna
build more multi I mean who wants to live in a place that's in such a ramshackle
well you know they're gonna put them in there and they're not gonna charge them
anything and it's they're gonna just continue to fuck how does that fair
they're gonna continue to party and it's gonna drive the listen if there's no
repercussions for your actions what are you gonna keep on doing Larry exactly
but it's gonna make the people that aren't fucking getting fucked up move out
because it's driving down the value of everything yeah maybe you can go to the
tenderloin and spark up some interest yeah there reminds me I'm what I'm
riding my bike down the street today let me guess two guys whistle that you know
and then I hear and then I hear the car horn honk and its needles going you
working no yeah you didn't know it was me turned around like what exactly who
it was yeah that's fucking 70 wearing fans in a hoodie or a moans hoodie in the
middle of the day riding the worst bicycle man has ever seen I mean seriously
the scrappers wouldn't take and you know how they roll the scrappers finally
took the bike that you garbage pig yeah oh so you know what um listen man
interact with us and fucking Twitter at Larry and needles yeah if you like us
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we love you yeah we'll react in a way you know the guy in Belgium I really
apologize for Larry tell me to go fuck yourself oh yeah and I love you out
there in Belgium and all the countries all the countries and you know what not
all right so man there was some cool shit that happened in Fort Lauderdale
and City Commission meeting well this mistress like a fucking dominatrix
bitch well that's different okay well she calls herself well her name is
mistress craze yeah because she's a dominatrix right she's a and two of her slaves but a
mistress is like a goomart I know yeah of course man just a side piece okay
so this dominatrix brings two male individuals no no no they were two more
chicks slave chicks wait were they dressed up in leather dressed in curve
hugging black latex outfits man stiletto heels you're putting a little
a dodo on my wiener right now making it spicy full face helmets chains the chicks
the two slaves were chained by the wrist to the girl the master one to her
ponytail that was the blues brothers with the suitcase yeah yeah they were
like her harmonicas or harmonica's
yeah yeah okay now wait a second if it was a dude that brought in two dudes like
that you would be up in arms a hmm I probably wouldn't be talking about it
maybe maybe I would well maybe we would but I'm just saying it's so weird how how
we shift as males to that yeah but nowadays I think that you and I like you
know what I mean I'm in my 40s you're in your 70s so I understand that you know
you probably whacked off the multiple fucking JC penny cattle yeah you were a
kid you know this influx of war is doing to us we would go we would go garbage
pick my grandmother lived across the alley was a hair salon and they would
throw all the cosmopolitan's and fucking bra ad magazines in the garbage so me
and my brother would rifle through their little shout out no shirt Nick yeah that's
prime yeah that was fucking wrecking age yeah and it was some good shit you know
cuz and then but I told you about my friend that's his dad on the bookstore
and we were getting hustlers at like nine but yeah before that we were rifling
through the garbage well anyways this chick shows up with only her fucking red
red ass fucking lipstick lips showing and demands that a quarter of the one
million dollar budget for lawn waste disposal support doms and subs in
Broward County to build a dungeon created by us for us the taxpayers and
voting citizens dude so she's trying to get dominatrix reparations yeah
she's like listen here this bitch wants a public dungeon what's wrong with that
fucking great I know I mean the problem is I've you know I've never been with
a dominatrix but I know people who have we usually you know it's not guys like
us it's usually a guy that's got a lot of fucking power like men in positions of
power right like the CEOs of companies that are bossing people around all day
not stepped on yeah never understood well because you know they're so used
to dishing it out that they get off when someone gives it back to him I
understand the dynamic yeah yeah I don't understand the whole physical oh no I
would not in your dick yeah I watched a video never Kiki sent me a video of this
guy shout out keke pervert fuck it
that should be his Facebook pervert that's it just that's it not even his
name um and these three like tie chicks this dude was like tied up and he was
wearing like a speedo and they were just working oh they were working his bag over
his speed they were just dude I'm serious they want to them in the balls like they
would do like fucking ten hits until they got tired until they tired out and
then the next one would take and they would out they would command oh man and
this dude got his nuts worked over and he was yeah I was loving it like fucking
isn't it but does he have a fucking McDonald's erection and shit
see fucking no no no no no no I mean you know I don't get it I don't get it
well no listen I get it to some extent is that like you said people in power like
that shit and it all doesn't always come down the childhood trauma yeah somebody
got spanked and now they like to be spanked you know what I mean somebody saw
their mom's foot in a weird way and now they like feet or there was like
underwear you know like they say yeah guys like I was running through a
backyard and some lady had her negligee's and all the stuff hanging out and
that's how they get you know intertwined in that world well I don't know about
that well yeah cuz you know think about just cuz they ran past an egg was well
because we're very eye sensitive and smell sensitive like we like were they
dirty still or were they not they were hanging out on a I want the dirty ones
I exactly before the washing machine and I'm a grown man and that's also my
thing too but hey hey so anyways yeah she promises that this crave ex facility
will be echo friendly eco friendly echo echo is what you want actually
echo right with shackles made of recycled metals and sustainable paper
paper based paddles and vloggers I want to be the inspector that tests all these
yeah she says it will be a true representation of art politics and a
necessary change to the world's interpretation of women and latex yeah
and these bitches were hot and you know what and this time motherfucker I got
some pictures for you you know how you're crying about where's the pictures
where's the pictures look at my hands together now this bitch has a fucking
ponytail coming out of the top of her head give up the goods that's going past
her ass from the inquire yeah Larry reading the rags well that one had such
a good picture I had to read it you know what man she said it's too much well
she's over the fucking top there ain't no doubt about it I mean it's too much
though I mean think about this shit like man how do you go okay for the
listeners this lady literally the only things that show and her fucking lips
and the other two are completely masked up from head to toe yes in leather and
they look like um what's those guys I think it's rubber okay leather could be
either way man they look good to me what's it shit called latex not latex
there's another it starts at the P I think whatever I'm not polyethylene but
there is one way so the ladies handcuffed her to her ponytail the ladies
which is actually a long braid that's down past her fucking knees or air when
it's out of that braid must be down to her feet the problem is is that freedom
of speech it's not the problem at all leave in freedom of speech and you know
what this isn't even hot it doesn't even turn me on well I hope you're gonna give
me some granny pics no and she says to them do not let this glamorous look
distract you from you from you doing your duty dude it looks like I look forward
to spanking each and every one of you at the new esteemed dungeon you are
dismissed she told him would you want to get spanked no what really I don't
understand I wouldn't do it I don't understand ball torture I don't
understand spanking listen what girl tried to put a finger in my ass once
needles ain't done with that shit yeah me you know what I mean I've been my butt
licked but sure licking is different yeah you know what I mean like I don't want
digits in there quit fishing around for something speaking of digits where they
shouldn't be fucking up Bill Cosby was wanting to go on tour and shit even
not going on tour you saw tickets yeah I know he tried to get tickets but I know
and you know what's funny is like all these people like Damon Wayans Eddie
Griffin Dave Chappelle they want nothing to do with them and I know that Bill
Cosby everybody I know thinks he's a fucking pervert but I want to tell you
something about Bill you're telling me a guy that was in prison for fucking
drugging women yeah bad dude no he ain't a bad dude he's a good dude I'm gonna
tell you why man Larry you are really fucking dead ice here dude he was
totally set up because he wanted to purchase CBS with a few of his friends
and they were afraid he wouldn't go along with the program and maybe he wouldn't
echo all their same views so they had to smear his name and I firmly believe
that they fucked over Bill Cosby wrongfully and it's probably all lies
only person besides Camille who thinks that who's Camille his wife she's smart
I think I don't know that might be the chick from the Cosby show but I don't
know well whatever I do know it's not as good as it seemed it was
what was that Lisa Lisa Monae's ass I don't you could bounce a quarter off that
thing yeah she went over Lenny Kravitz right yeah um six million dollar man you
think that still holds up Rockford files oh Rockford file kicks ass um fuck
yeah that holds up like a motherfucker and we sound so old right now you know it
doesn't hold up because there's the fresh Prince of Bel Air well why is that
well cuz I want to get into a Will Smith story here we go I mean you don't
think the guys already had enough hit you know his wife took it with me listen
his wife took him on her podcast and told him that she cheated on yeah with
some fucking 30 year old wannabe singer August Alcina but well she's a whore
Jada Pinkett whatever but that's fine allegedly allegedly weirdo she's a
whore she's been friends or kids or kids friends anyways one time me and my
friend Steve I could say his name Steve's for Perry because he's dead now and
uh he used to fucking you know he was a he was a sound recording guy he worked
for a lot of the big studios in Chicago he eventually ended up going with
ministry and hanging with them and becoming a heavy-duty partier but when
we were younger it was I was like it was about 1990 and we went into the studio
after a night of drinking it's like 1 30 in the morning and he's like wow man
Will Smith you know who that is no like I heard of him he was like you know
before I think he had his TV show and he was rapping and I looked like a little
window yeah and they were fucking laying down a fucking album and I looked
through the window and he's like you want to meet Will Smith or do you want to
check what's in the fridge that he brought here to eat and eat his food and
we'll just fucking leave and I said let's see what he brought in the fucking guy
had six pack of Swanson Salisbury steaks nice only three of them left nice we
were so stone and so drunk we cooked them all there was a sign on there a second
wait a second it said will's food do not eat now like this motherfucker is a rich
millionaire and he don't even order a pizza so you're eating fucking Salisbury
in the oven so we sat in that room yeah in the studio in the little kitchen and
fucking microwaved them up or whatever nobody came in nobody ever came in
smell cells very steak no it's a very distinct smell but nobody came in I'm a
huge fan of cell dude this was street ofville studio in Chicago so you got
to remember there's big studio rooms with hallways I mean we were in the
all and shit so you ate will Smith food and then we fucking Larry dude you told
me no shirt Nick beat flavor Flavon a basketball yeah one-on-one bastard I
mean Jesus Christ are you trying to blow my mind no I'm just you know it just I
saw Will Smith thing where his wife was you know acting like a whore and I thought
you know he's took it out on fucking Chris Rock and slapped around some
little guy that's smaller than him he's a fucking shoe for doing that and so I
feel good that I ate his sales very steaks rock is a comedian he's cool what
is what do comedians do for a living make people laugh tell jokes right okay so
now you're gonna get mad you get that mad at a joke no I'm at it oh yeah yeah I
know oh yeah yeah yeah yeah everything so personally and will Smith yeah I know
he couldn't take a joke huh he couldn't take it wasn't even about him I know
it's about his bitch ass wife I know I mean seriously man the only time that I
would fucking punch somebody is if they touch my chick right and they did
something inappropriate right some people could say shit all day long they're
just trying to get a rise out of you exactly right you know what I mean he
told a fucking joke and then fucking ball the egg on after he laughed at it
right left she laughed and then all sudden she decided that was out of line
and he had to do something or else he would have to pay all night from her
bitch and later probably she looks like she could just bitch and bitch and bitch
I mean look at her never you know she's not a good person like you look at my
wife Mary and you think look at my wife very nice and you know she's not gonna
bitch she's too cool for that she doesn't do uncool things because she's fucking
cool but you look at her and you say she ain't cool you could just tell from a
mile away no Mary's the coolest I'm saying she would she's never uncool
that's what I mean she would never do something uncool like that and plus first
so cool no one would ever say anything like that dated to pop this lady so she
is no stranger to being in the limelight I manipulating people right and I
did not know she dated to pop listen when you seek shit out you're gonna find it
right it doesn't find you you know when you go into the ghetto to do something
you know when you go on the internet to do something you're seeking it out right
oh I accidentally downloaded child porn motherfucker no you didn't know you hit I
mean you know you probably got all fucking blasted on whatever got all
worked up and then you did your shit then you realized oh someone could
probably see this right so now how are you gonna get rid of that off your
laptop beg for forgiveness and ask for permission what was that I'm sorry I said
no so now how are you gonna get that off your laptop needles I take it the
hunter-biden yeah that'll be fine right yeah yeah right totally he's got five
out of five stars I gotta drive all the way to wear Connecticut or somewhere
like that I think it was in Delaware Delaware I always get you know and that
guy the the computer repair guy that took some fucking balls to come forward
with that knowing that he could get put in a trunk at the fucking first of all
drop of a fucking hat imagine this person coming into your computer shop
with a laptop yeah okay immediately if you're not an idiot you know who that is
he has a security detail at this point right I'm thinking yeah okay so then
there's people of a Secret Service agenda dudes with sunglasses and how about
this let's think of anything that has a three-letter acronym in the United
States okay everybody's there yeah so all the fucking Campbell soup with
fucking law I mean it's just a mishmash of ass kissers and well you know some of
those guys I mean you want a job you want it's a job right yeah I mean are
you really gonna hey if you're gonna be no but if you're gonna be a security
detail guy who I mean hunter-biden would be the ultimate fucking guy no why not
yeah but he's fucking doing cold and shit and he's fucking paying horse how
many times are those guys probably what he says you want a party with you know
with us and they say all right and he gets the fucking no that does not have
anything so hey my old boss I used to fucking work when he would get horse and
do coke he would fucking your boss wasn't the fucking vice for the president's
son yeah fucking idiot I mean Jesus Christ leary did you hit your head on the
way down here seriously though I mean seriously everything it comes out of
your mouth right it's the president's son he could say hey man you want to bang
this chick too maybe and you think the secret service with all there's more
than one of them hey you take watch and then you go Larry you are I mean this is
Larry's pipe dream right here I mean come on are you kidding me that is the most
high do you know the benefits to be a secret service agent dude you know what
their 401k is like you have Nancy Pelosi's trade in your stocks probably
fucking a you're all rich now right maybe but what do you mean there is there
was a huge scandal though when people would go out of the country secret
service the CIA oh yeah we're using cards company cards to buy shit of course and
then I think they got which is our money which is basically our money yeah
we're taxpayers so but I mean they get a per diem yeah I wonder what their per
diem is to I mean you could probably bang a good or all cheap or Ecuador
something like that yeah when we would be on the road our per diem was 15 bucks a
day and since I was on and that was for food and whatever and you spent it on I
spent it I wasted on drugs but fucking I was I was never eating and so I told
our manager one time at like a two tours down the road I said hey man we could
probably cut that back down to 10 bucks a day because I know that at the end of
it the money all the money that doesn't get spent is gonna go to the band which
is me basically and fucking and it's like oh man I'm like if you jag off can't
eat on $10 a day you're like I'm shooting five dollars a dope a day then
you're too fat you got a fucking fat you comes from the guy who's throwing up
curled in a fucking fetal position in the back of the van while everybody's
eating McDonald's they're like oh you want a bite Larry no how about this man
how about it convincing young folks to join the US Navy has become a real quote
unquote drag pun intended yeah Joshua Kelly across dressing yeoman first class
wait a minute is the digital face of the recruitment drive of the US Navy okay
so this kid Joshua Kelly okay well let's break this down slowly what the
fuck was that pond mean that was because I said it's a real drag this kids a drag
queen well you know I say you know my reader to be at the poker table right
now okay whatever you asshole anyways there are the recruitment is is 16%
down for 2023 and they got this kid Joshua Kelly Josh Kelly's alter ego is
harpy Daniels this is a woman yes this is a character he plays when he dresses
up and he's like this drag queen gonna be like the share video remember when she
was sitting on the cannon right he was already yeah yeah maybe that's what you
know he might be in that he might be singing that cuz you know those guys
love share who the foot looks yeah he's probably imitating share all fucking
day he's already looking kind of like her anyways picture no this guy I don't
have a picture this guy but he's been cross-dressing for years years before
becoming a seaman and ever following any scene man you I let you have that one
anyway he performed in 2017 and 2018 as harpy on the USS Ronald Reagan dude the
fucking guy was on yeah while he was deployed on the USS Ronald Reagan he
fucking did his in 2017 and 2018 he did some shows on the ship for the rest of
the fucking guess well no no that's not a big deal they fucking don't care it was
not even hit that guy was just publicizing it more now because now this
guy is the only guy skiing in the seas if you know what I mean I don't know man
it's funny at a time baby it's funny because you know the Navy not to put
down any of our boys in uniform but they're already getting made fun of
kind of a little bit with all the gay jokes all the time for years and stuff
cuz they're called seaman well that that's part of the reason well they're
stuck at a boat exactly that's the biggest guys I think sub guys are the
worst dirt bag submarine underwater naked nobody can hear them they'll dirt
road you whatever they want you'll be screaming all night it'll be fucking
whales will be answering that you can ping but your butt slaps so there's this
guy Robert O'Neill he was a Navy SEAL he claims to shot been some been Osama
bin Laden in Pakistan which you know I mean we all know that that was a fucking
lookalike and been Osama bin Laden talking about the second half of the story
live you want to talk but yeah anyways this guy is he's he tweeted that the US
Navy is now using an enlisted sailor drag queen as a recruiter I'm done I
can't believe I fought for this shit so he's pissed off that this guy's making a
fucking mockery out of it listen man but you know they're using whatever tool do
you know pun intended do you think that the government doesn't know what it's
doing oh yeah they know what they're doing they're softening us up making
fucking layer you read this shit to me when it's like I don't give a fuck okay
you want to know why tell me why you need to defend our country no I understand
that's what needs to be done we are a laughing stock of this here's the thing
though is that gonna make it any better is does that make it any better doesn't
make it any worse I don't know I'm asking you know dude I'm not a fucking I'm
not maybe it's getting more people recruited that are in that vein that I
want to be fucking drag queens but are these motherfuckers gonna be ready to
load the torpedoes or fucking yeah exactly but we need these motherfuckers
to know how to fight right you know I mean but that's the thing about the even
basic training there's too many puns for them to even be in the Navy do they
make it through basic training I don't know you know if they do what do you do
then if they do and they can handle it then fuck yeah have them come on board
right now here's the other thing they they lowered the standards for basic
training and all other mental and fucking
acuative tasks to get into you a quative yeah dude what
that's such a dumbass this fucking guy anybody wants to send needles a fucking
dictionary dick pics yeah but we both have the same care of needles
semi dick pics care of needles have to open it first here's his home here's
the actual sexy lady personal Larry a big dong picture here's needles personal
email here we go ready Charles Manson disciple remember I had a Charles Manson
story last week you think we did here's another Manson bad bitch Leslie Van
Houten yes we talked about her no we talked about Linda Cassavian but but
she's the original bitch Van Houten Van Houten is a bad bitch she's a bitch man
she's been in this bitch has been locked up in prison since 1971 she's up for
parole she's 73 years old yeah but she it looks like she also might get out no
they're saying man she was she's in there for the murders of Leno and Rosemary
LaBianca and because of the new fucking laws that are going down they're paving
the way for this bitch to be put on the parole man I know but listen Larry okay
what are the odds that that's just what they're saying well she's 73 go back out
and kill she's not when you really I say let her go when you release an 18 year
old guy and put an ankle bracelet on him and fucking send him back to his hood
that is fucked they should let her go and put that guy in his I understand but
here's the other thing though you got to remember if you were may related at all
to these LeBiancas you might have a different fucking opinion you might
want this bitch to rot yeah but what did she do how did she participate she
fucking killed motherfuckers man yeah I mean she was one of the killers with the
knife nine different stories of what happened well in one of the stories she
killed I know they wrote pig on the wall and then they wrote it what else
Helter Skelter mm-hmm and the best is that Charles Manson thought the Beatles
were speaking to him directly through their albums which album the white
album and other albums but yeah he thought that Helter Skelter you know
meant some kind of race war thing I had he had a misconstrued with something
mm-hmm sounds kind of Nazi is not not he ish doesn't I don't know yeah I don't
know the full story and I remember when Helter Skelter when they made the movie
it was so close to the you know I was very young like I was a real little kid
so I was still a little afraid of it you know I might have been like seven years
old or something and I didn't want to get into watching the movie when they made
the maid for TV Helter Skelter movie you know back in like the early 70s or
whatever well but Charles Manson was all about the Manson thing and I remember
yeah and I remember my older cousins yeah he adopted it right he took over
the thing which okay so the Beatles wrote Helter Skelter and then man and then
he started writing it on the wall and shit so wow that's pretty crazy never
really hear about that yeah and well the book was called the original book
about Manson what's called Helter Skelter yeah and so I met my cousins would
always be scaring me and shit and tell him Charles Manson he's gonna come and
cut you up and I you know and you gotta worry about Gacy well that was later
that was later I was scared of Gacy yeah my dad would be like take out the
garbage and don't talk to anybody out there and I'd be like what the fuck do
you got to say that for man cruising around in those parts Larry looking for
hamburgers fucking hilarious yeah um excuse me what do you call it you had to
watch out more for a fucking mob guys right the male and guys like that fucking
around here mm-hmm I mean Gacy was like a hidden serial killer the mob yeah but
we didn't know about him until he got caught but he's still with the mob guys
everybody knew about yeah like this guy was fucking who is that guy that lived
across the street from the guy with the tile in the garage yeah I don't know I
don't want to say those names man I'm still afraid I'm still afraid to say name
bitch I don't like saying those mobster names these motherfuckers you know I'm
scared of them through the fucking graves still I fucking wish I could I
don't know who's got I don't know what loyalists is gonna come at me if I already
said their names with your dad all right well that's him saying it anyways I
don't want to be smirking anybody oh okay that's not publicly known not a
mobster okay anybody else like Elaine Maxwell or something is it good lane or
Gisling just Gisling like the Gisling just Lane yeah I'll make a gizling would you
would you fuck that prison bench
conjugal visit yeah yeah me too yeah exactly you got all you got like so if
I said no you'd be like yeah me neither no no I would have said yeah I would I
mean because she looked pretty good but here's you know you think you could not
an eye you think I could want a third in a trailer yes no no no that's not it
that's it wasn't my question she's probably in some weird stuff maybe I
mean she likes fucking young kid Adam for a pedophile exactly so what do you
mean she's in not into weird stuff you don't know what she's into you never
matter what she's into kids yeah you don't know what she does I know listen
they've laid out everything there's been testimonial not testimony but
testimony anyways this bitch is fucking scared out of her fucking mind she's
refusing to bathe she's afraid to go to the fucking showers and shit because of
some good old prison justice for rat now to Cuban inmates she got beat up didn't
she for boo yeah well yeah they were they were bullying her for her commissary
items and shit the last cubanas is the two ladies are known as got 47 days in
the fucking yes and that's enough that's a euphemism for women's prison yeah
who knows what days in her hole and you know and they said last cubanas don't
let anything slide max only to pay for the 47 and snitches get stitches and
all this shit so she is fucking freaking out because she just some socialite
bitch they used to traffic kids and light on she's in federal prison but still it's
it's better than any people she's really ever encountered besides Jeffrey Epstein
plus some people have they have a disdain towards them yes you know there's no
like oh well these motherfuckers we might take it extra 30 seconds to get there
exactly I mean like five more punches might get thrown yeah you get what I
mean because she's the only okay she's the only lineage of Jeffrey Epstein's
pedophile ring yeah yeah she is the only lineage that's like it's it I'm not
gonna say the only person that was involved the only link the direct link
all by me there's thousands of people that we don't know about but those two
patsies took the fall one killed himself and then well no I don't think he killed
himself I think they killed them or they took him and they have him and they
killed some other mother father that looks like he ain't dead they might have
him so now you're thinking they're transporting bodies who knows who knows
what they these motherfuckers are sick dude you need to make take a stance and
then fucking stick behind it I got a stance the mother fucker could be alive
no I don't think dude if he's dead they didn't they didn't he didn't kill
himself they killed him for sure and they might have killed someone in his
place and took him somewhere he might be locked somewhere else not an asset
anymore who knows man lost Larry he lost all of his shit that made him an asset
that help that dude listen that fucking house he had that 20 million dollar
brownstone dude cameras set up all the videotapes all of that shit has been
confiscated by the FBI after our so fucking crooked all the acronyms that
start with threes that's how we're gonna use them from now on and if he was
needed they would have kept them around obviously this bitch is kept for
something well yeah so the bitch had a nervous breakdown because she knew that
these other bitches were locked in a little grimy ass small cell for 23 hours
a day and they were pissed you know so when they got out she literally was like
counting the days and she had a fucking yeah she's 61 yeah and these
two probably under 30 years for to fight to fight to fight to order yeah dude I dated
a Puerto Rican chick well these were Cubans Cubans okay well they're all
the same yeah but they all like to use knives let me tell you their middle
names are stabby you know what we get to go do we I had to take all my fucking
silver were important to make a plastic
she couldn't fucking can't trust that no knives in that no you only want to boil
water around this bitch there's another fucking that she'll get thrown right in
your fucking face you're gonna like fucking up what did we say the what was
the monster the toxic Avenger who's that you know the old fucking horror movie
his skin was all melted I never saw that one never heard that one you've never
heard of the toxic Avenger no damn that's crazy I might have heard of it I
thought it was a fucking punk band I'll be honest with you know it sounds like
a band the adventures toxic Avenger I mean this is old school though it's very
old from the 80s I think I'm not a horror guy well actually I shouldn't say that I
am a horror guy yeah you are a horror thanks Larry lover I'm gonna throw you
softballs and you just sit over there and you are a horror guy let's face it
we all knew that already bad bird we knew that during the fucking first episode
on what's that that you fucking have a penchant for toots anyways fucking
memoirs pension pension for two this is me as an old guy spending my pension hey
I wasted like 75% of my money on easy women and alcohol and drugs the other
fucking 30% I wasted anyways the right okay Illinois clerics protect 450 child
molesters wait a second read that again fucking priests read that again Roman
Catholic fucking clergymen have molested more than 2,000 kids 450 of them
they've been hiding in the system moving them around since 1950 from 1950 to 2019
it's been about 2,000 kids and the church brass covered it up over and over and
over again and just move these motherfuckers shuffle them from parish to
parish where there's a whole fucking new set of children we do yeah man
you're killed them oh that I thought that was just personal fucking
experience no but I mean we listen it's not shocking and they said similar
reports from Maryland and Pennsylvania and I'm thinking no shit and probably
everywhere else exactly people listen you've seen the thing about somebody
goes to Thailand and teaches English and they just molest like it's that what it
is yeah those motherfuckers man and they go in there and they're gonna rock for that
they're gonna rock especially cuz they're doing in the name of Jesus that's
really really gonna be bad if there's a fine thin line between a cult leader and
a priest not really yes there is a priest is fucking ordained by who I don't
know you nobody he's nothing a priest ain't shit to me man I fucking care
you ask clown I'm saying in the hierarchy of things a cult leader and a fucking
priest are almost the same thing the exact same thing the only thing is is
the priest isn't the cult Jim Jones David the cult leader and the priests are
just his workers because it's a huge cult so they got to have a lot of fun
yeah yeah a lot of workers we build a church here we bring people in they
bring us money and then they bring kids in we molest them coming soon to a
confession booth near you father O'Reilly's fucking molesting kids you
know it's just fuck yeah I know this has been going on for a fucking decades I'm
just crazy movies about it it's very disgusting that they take it just like
to keep pointing out that the Catholic Church is fucking very evil and you know
if it sounds redundant that's too bad cuz no one else heard our other episode
anyway listen and it's funny because all these weirdos today the cross dresser
the molesting priest the wrong name Kelly Thomas France and Kelly you're gonna
separate yourself from church from state right yeah here's a picture of Thomas
Francis this is what you give me his name is Kelly his last name the other
guy's names Kelly to that guy looks like a fucking kind of funny you know what
the problem is glasses are all crooked and shit yeah he looks like a chomeo
doesn't he I mean if I drop my kid off at school and that fucking priest was
like the principal or something I'd say all right Junior turn around we're gonna
do home school but at that point in time you think these are your people yeah
that's true think like this that people weren't like hey this guy's fucking my
kid or touching my kid and they're ruining all these lives yeah they're
doing it under secrecy they're telling them that if you tell people this is a
B&C is gonna right these are children young children so how old were you when
they first touched you I think I said it on here my mom three dude I was a
fucking oh you don't go to school I went to parochial school that no it's not
parochial school I think I was an altar boy I think parochial school means non
religious I think we fucked that up last time parochial school was like public
school and probably Catholic school is is is all right man now whatever
anyways man how about this man okay go ahead what keep going you got some
important to say you got something important to say motherfucker say no you
can tell me I can handle it you know that the black dyke bitch the speaker for
president Karen's John Pierre whatever her name is I don't you know the black
one that looks like raggedy Andy it looks like raggedy and I asked it with
the hair the African-American lady yeah puffy hair yeah the one that just
fucking lies and lies and lies I've never I watched her a little bit today okay
and she's getting way better at talking in circles and avoiding answering
questions but she's getting kind of an attitude I noticed I read something
about this a little bit she's pissing you off yeah her attitude well she's like
tired of fucking not telling the answer um imagine if we were imagine if you and
I were running for some elect position in the town that we live in okay yeah I
think I was gonna stop let me okay so then I fucking said hey here's the deal
I'm the guy that's already in this position and you and I are running for
this but you can just do your own thing but we're never gonna interact you know
what I mean like my points are never gonna counteract your points your shit
is what it is in my shit what it is okay I'm the guy that's in control right now
okay they're fair shouldn't you have to talk to somebody in some sort of public
forum right yeah debate yeah but they won't let this motherfucker
so fucking dude they don't even answer Joe yeah they don't even answer a simple
fucking question you're doing a Delaware slip and fall it's a little bit different
than a Philly where Philly's like hey no because it happens at a while it's a
Delaware a Delaware bike ride well we already saw that but the Delaware
but I mean you could have another fucking thing too man when you wipe out
that was a Delaware bike right a lot better back then didn't he now he looks
decrepit dude it's it's not even him it's probably a fucking actor well that
guy Biden's probably been dead for fucking two years he's probably dead
before they even ran him either it's either a robot or fucking huge accusation
well it's allegedly that's what I think anyways this 500 pound bearer got stuck
in a fucking four by four SUV in washoe County Nevada nice yeah where I would
never think of a bear in Nevada well you know it's a it's a big state not all of
it is sure like Vegas yeah yeah you know like when you go to Colorado and
you're driving there it's all it's a long with it's a long time before you start
seeing mountains it's not like you bam across the state line like wow the bad
is a lot of desert yeah but there's other other places too okay you know
fucking rural areas yeah like Lake Tahoe and shit you know Lake Tahoe was
Nat in Nevada corner you know maybe touching it might be yeah I don't think
it's California I think it's right on the border so you know they got bears and
shit that's that's probably around where they were I believe that's where wash
you County is you know trainees up there I'm tranny bears on bicycles with
training wheels anyways you could have one a completely different route with
that I'm happy you did it juggling children so the people were fucking
freaking out you know because the bear was literally stuck in the car it got in
and it couldn't get out and so they call the cops the cops came and they
fucking tied stealthily very carefully snuck up on the car tied a fucking rope
around the handle got far away from it and then pulled it and the door opened
and then the bear came out and he ran away to safety and the people's car man
it was fucked up like you're telling me the whole inside the whole inside
home bear yeah you didn't need to destroy the inside of a fucking SUV yeah you
would have needed all new insides man you just shitting in there and pissing
dude dude bear piss has got a smell he gets all worried and fucking sprays maybe
some shit who knows what they're jerking off in there yeah I mean it's like a
fucking the hill there just like on the fucking windshield can't get off you
can't scrape it off of the razor you have to scrape it I gotta let it dry out and
then scrape it and then smoke it well snorted out of thinking
I mean you want to go to the Indian run the true sexual prowess of the native
fucking big tata we need to smoke it allegedly but yeah man it was joke
obviously I don't think people are gonna be out there I know okay so anybody at
home please don't go out and jerk off a beer on no please do jerk off a video and
let me know that I mean that would be fucking amazing all right I guess
don't listen to me don't discourage our listeners from at least having fun with
us allegedly we need allegedly allegedly go they're allegedly having fun
well I mean for some reason they keep listening there's nothing wrong with
that we appreciate that we love all our listeners yeah I'll 20 of you no man we
love everybody out there that's the truth there you gonna do your shout out
give a quote no man man you really slacked on this don't you read the
fucking same one I'm not no I don't have to read that one I got a
memorized and then just no if you want to do your shout out fucking fun you can
do that no man it's cool all these people checking it out and listening we
really appreciate it you fucking people are awesome shout out to everybody out
there Tiffany Matt Russ Becky Chris Luanne nice Chrissy everybody else yeah
thanks for listening no shirt Nick yeah no shirt Nick um oh yeah get get better
soon Chris yeah Chris get well buddy and also I want to in case my niece is
listening sorry I highly doubt I know she's not but just in case she ever
does she might she may listen who the fuck knows the kid does some you know
she's pretty cool no she's not listening anyways you're right I was gonna say I
was gonna I was gonna apologize for how horrible I was yesterday man you know
she was visiting from California and I tried to fucking tell these people some
shit and wait a second they know okay Larry yeah okay me and my brother and
my niece were taking a walk and what did you talk about what you know my
brother's like you got Spotify and I'm like no I don't you know and anyway I
don't want to get into it so funny that our podcast is on Spotify and you don't
even have a real fucking team player this is what I got to deal with listeners
this fucking guy he doesn't know where he's at yeah and whatever and anyways I
just said fuck you guys cuz they wouldn't listen to me about some point
I was trying to make and they were talking to me like I was crazy and I'm
thinking hey I don't want to be fucking maybe it'll gaslight you I don't think
you're crazy dude well two first one first of all yeah and you know stacked
against you yeah and it's my brother and my niece and my brother knows but they
weren't trying to piss me off either it was just it was a combo of things but
you're easy to piss off yeah that too there's no doubt I mean but we had a
great day you know you don't talk about politics with family no we weren't
talking about politics so I just started telling him that there was evil
prayers said over the fucking master tapes by god you sound like a lunatic
Larry did you just hear that what you said yeah it's on tape forever they
take all the master tapes here's what they do master tapes of what all the
all the records every fucking recording single master tape you've ever heard
from fucking billions and billions of billions and billions of master tapes
hours hours well no it doesn't take him billions of hours every time they
make a new album that's gonna be released on a major label they take the
master fucking real I understand they bring it over to the fucking satanic
priests he fucking does spells like this the first rich craft on it now he's the
last fucking mixer and he puts some shit on there so then when they press the
records the shit will come out on you that why sugar ray was so bad I don't
know I don't I never heard sugar ray but joke but I was trying to think of
somebody else I mean there's not and we kind of listen to even even probably
sugar ray man all of them every one of them even probably John Coltrane and
that was the part that crushed me because you know he was on Atlantic
Records and I know those fucking devils probably fucking they probably had
four parade over you know huh for probably probably at four post beds oh
yeah for sure those motherfuckers probably there when they're mixing those
albums down shits floating around the room dude I turn you around again yeah
you know they mean oh yeah she said she couldn't do it you know she wants to do
it again
she's a bad bitch
anyways there's a lot of bad bitches out there and it's crazy because you know a
lot of Manson you know he he's a guy that fucking attracted some bad bitches
or he turned him bad it's all MK ultra Charles Manson was made in the lab oh
yeah and they just implemented it on this person yeah I mean look at the
Wilson's right you know what I mean yeah if you even with Jim Morrison do you know
they'd fucking Jerry Garcia the war locks yes we talked he was a fucking he was
a known MK ultra participant and he was fucking Courtney loves Godfather and
that bitch all she did was her father her father works for like the CIA oh
for sure she killed Kirk oh wait but her father worked for like the CIA or the FBI
or some bullshit yeah and or some organization I can't quite remember
because this is just anything yeah and what she would do is go around and turn
on all these rock stars on dope turn this guy on a dope yeah I watch that
movie I told you about that dope okay I don't remember you telling me but me and
Mary were reading it today medic takeover of musicians yeah and this is part of
MK ultra man she was and she's getting MK ultra at the same time you know
everybody that's part of it is also good when you look bad when you're a bad
junkie what do you care about exactly junkie dope yeah it junkie shit yeah
I mean that's all you care but if you're a bad junkie and you got the government
telling you you do this you do that and da da da da da and your brainwash and
they say we're gonna give you an endless supply of pharmaceutical fucking heroin
I don't think I'll say hell yeah you're making it sound like it's so cut and dry
well no I'm just putting it out there very simplistically but what I'm
saying is it goes fucking deep bro you know and even when you're playing watch
a curtain Courtney movie that's all brainwashing right now it's so much
deeper than fucking Courtney Cobain and Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain it's so
much deeper than that no no I was watching this thing about the Oklahoma City
bombing yeah that was fucking MK ultra well they were mapping out and they're
showing how that shit couldn't have blew up the building yeah where they were
mapping out sections that were deformities in between columns and stuff
like this like a blast of this because nowadays you can do anything with the
fucking computer right you can simulate any right you can completely like by the
debris field you can go back 11 the Pentagon you could fucking do all this
shit you know and they're saying that terrorists are using that also because
you can create a mock-up of what you want to do with a blast radius and how
much of this you need how much of that you need you know yeah the fucking
internet is the devil yeah but at the same time it gives me my smut yeah and
I don't know probably everyone's already seen it and if you didn't you should
because the Pentagon thing I remember going on tour and calling my wife from
DC going hey man it didn't look like a plane hit the Pentagon there's no fucking
way and today I saw a fucking film footage of the actual missile hitting the
fucking Pentagon they have it and the thing comes in needles the thing comes
in on an angle where I mean it's oh dude it's fucking amazing it's a channel to
it's amazing it's fucking awesome and and they put it in slow motion on this
video I saw and then they show it over and over about five times so you can
really get into it and I was like oh yeah fuck yeah and it was weird because you
know like just a couple weeks later I don't exactly know the exact amount of
time it was when we hit the road from the time that the thing happened but the
Pentagon didn't even look damaged it was all repaired totally fucking fixed and
there was still smoke smoldering out of the fucking holes in New York when we
got there you know just like you when you leave boys to know and on that note
and then that no we love you people love you guys thanks for listening yes
thank you and have a great day and I'm not needles I'm Larry