1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:23,160 alright then here we are at the Larry and Needles show I'm Larry and I am 3 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:29,320 Needles yeah how you doing today Larry pretty good pretty good yeah yeah shitty 4 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,160 out today yeah you know you get used to this good weather and then all of a 5 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:38,600 sudden the Jews take it away they do that was that weather fucking controlling 6 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:43,060 shit that they run yeah okay I mean by proxy maybe yeah I don't know how much 7 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:46,200 money does it take to control the weather how the government does it so they 8 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:51,200 have all the money they need at the you know our government we're fucking 9 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,320 they've been controlling the weather since the 30s we're fucking what's the 10 00:00:55,320 --> 00:01:00,600 term taken from Peter to pay Paul stealing from Paul to stealing from Peter 11 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,440 to pay Paul that's what we're doing right now yeah you know what I mean I mean 12 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:08,440 look how much money are we giving to the Ukraine yeah I think that's a bunch of 13 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,320 bulls yeah no seriously I mean trillions of dollars right mm-hmm and now 14 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:16,760 San Francisco can't even fucking get junkies off the street 15 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:21,240 shit you know what I mean like yeah here with the mayor said that they wanted to 16 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:24,160 demolish the buildings that are empty and they're like well what do you want to 17 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:30,960 do with it and the guy said more housing like there's 40 there's 40 people in 18 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:35,040 front of this place that don't have fucking houses it says you're just gonna 19 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:39,280 build more multi I mean who wants to live in a place that's in such a ramshackle 20 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:44,080 well you know they're gonna put them in there and they're not gonna charge them 21 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,760 anything and it's they're gonna just continue to fuck how does that fair 22 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:52,360 they're gonna continue to party and it's gonna drive the listen if there's no 23 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:56,200 repercussions for your actions what are you gonna keep on doing Larry exactly 24 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:00,640 but it's gonna make the people that aren't fucking getting fucked up move out 25 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,640 because it's driving down the value of everything yeah maybe you can go to the 26 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:09,320 tenderloin and spark up some interest yeah there reminds me I'm what I'm 27 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:14,080 riding my bike down the street today let me guess two guys whistle that you know 28 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:19,320 and then I hear and then I hear the car horn honk and its needles going you 29 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:28,680 working no yeah you didn't know it was me turned around like what exactly who 30 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:35,880 it was yeah that's fucking 70 wearing fans in a hoodie or a moans hoodie in the 31 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:43,600 middle of the day riding the worst bicycle man has ever seen I mean seriously 32 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:49,040 the scrappers wouldn't take and you know how they roll the scrappers finally 33 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:54,000 took the bike that you garbage pig yeah oh so you know what um listen man 34 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,880 interact with us and fucking Twitter at Larry and needles yeah if you like us 35 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:05,800 tell us if you tell us about tell us if you tell us if you need us yeah and we'll 36 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:10,520 react in some way or another promotion we're doing we'll probably react listening 37 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,960 we love you yeah we'll react in a way you know the guy in Belgium I really 38 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,680 apologize for Larry tell me to go fuck yourself oh yeah and I love you out 39 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:25,040 there in Belgium and all the countries all the countries and you know what not 40 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:31,960 all right so man there was some cool shit that happened in Fort Lauderdale 41 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:39,200 and City Commission meeting well this mistress like a fucking dominatrix 42 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:43,040 bitch well that's different okay well she calls herself well her name is 43 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:48,680 mistress craze yeah because she's a dominatrix right she's a and two of her slaves but a 44 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:56,520 mistress is like a goomart I know yeah of course man just a side piece okay 45 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:01,160 so this dominatrix brings two male individuals no no no they were two more 46 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:06,520 chicks slave chicks wait were they dressed up in leather dressed in curve 47 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:11,480 hugging black latex outfits man stiletto heels you're putting a little 48 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:17,360 a dodo on my wiener right now making it spicy full face helmets chains the chicks 49 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:24,560 the two slaves were chained by the wrist to the girl the master one to her 50 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,320 ponytail that was the blues brothers with the suitcase yeah yeah they were 51 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:33,760 like her harmonicas or harmonica's 52 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:42,440 yeah yeah okay now wait a second if it was a dude that brought in two dudes like 53 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:47,200 that you would be up in arms a hmm I probably wouldn't be talking about it 54 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:52,680 maybe maybe I would well maybe we would but I'm just saying it's so weird how how 55 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:59,080 we shift as males to that yeah but nowadays I think that you and I like you 56 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:04,120 know what I mean I'm in my 40s you're in your 70s so I understand that you know 57 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:08,560 you probably whacked off the multiple fucking JC penny cattle yeah you were a 58 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:14,080 kid you know this influx of war is doing to us we would go we would go garbage 59 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:19,800 pick my grandmother lived across the alley was a hair salon and they would 60 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:26,040 throw all the cosmopolitan's and fucking bra ad magazines in the garbage so me 61 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:30,000 and my brother would rifle through their little shout out no shirt Nick yeah that's 62 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:36,000 prime yeah that was fucking wrecking age yeah and it was some good shit you know 63 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,680 cuz and then but I told you about my friend that's his dad on the bookstore 64 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,920 and we were getting hustlers at like nine but yeah before that we were rifling 65 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:51,000 through the garbage well anyways this chick shows up with only her fucking red 66 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:57,360 red ass fucking lipstick lips showing and demands that a quarter of the one 67 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:03,760 million dollar budget for lawn waste disposal support doms and subs in 68 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:10,200 Broward County to build a dungeon created by us for us the taxpayers and 69 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:16,880 voting citizens dude so she's trying to get dominatrix reparations yeah 70 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:22,320 she's like listen here this bitch wants a public dungeon what's wrong with that 71 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:27,480 fucking great I know I mean the problem is I've you know I've never been with 72 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,920 a dominatrix but I know people who have we usually you know it's not guys like 73 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:37,160 us it's usually a guy that's got a lot of fucking power like men in positions of 74 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,560 power right like the CEOs of companies that are bossing people around all day 75 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:46,280 not stepped on yeah never understood well because you know they're so used 76 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,000 to dishing it out that they get off when someone gives it back to him I 77 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,720 understand the dynamic yeah yeah I don't understand the whole physical oh no I 78 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:59,640 would not in your dick yeah I watched a video never Kiki sent me a video of this 79 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:03,960 guy shout out keke pervert fuck it 80 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:11,360 that should be his Facebook pervert that's it just that's it not even his 81 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:18,400 name um and these three like tie chicks this dude was like tied up and he was 82 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:23,160 wearing like a speedo and they were just working oh they were working his bag over 83 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:27,720 his speed they were just dude I'm serious they want to them in the balls like they 84 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:33,040 would do like fucking ten hits until they got tired until they tired out and 85 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,560 then the next one would take and they would out they would command oh man and 86 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:44,040 this dude got his nuts worked over and he was yeah I was loving it like fucking 87 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,680 isn't it but does he have a fucking McDonald's erection and shit 88 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:53,080 see fucking no no no no no no I mean you know I don't get it I don't get it 89 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:58,120 well no listen I get it to some extent is that like you said people in power like 90 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:02,960 that shit and it all doesn't always come down the childhood trauma yeah somebody 91 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,600 got spanked and now they like to be spanked you know what I mean somebody saw 92 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,520 their mom's foot in a weird way and now they like feet or there was like 93 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,920 underwear you know like they say yeah guys like I was running through a 94 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:17,800 backyard and some lady had her negligee's and all the stuff hanging out and 95 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,800 that's how they get you know intertwined in that world well I don't know about 96 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:26,920 that well yeah cuz you know think about just cuz they ran past an egg was well 97 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:32,600 because we're very eye sensitive and smell sensitive like we like were they 98 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:36,480 dirty still or were they not they were hanging out on a I want the dirty ones 99 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:42,120 I exactly before the washing machine and I'm a grown man and that's also my 100 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:47,760 thing too but hey hey so anyways yeah she promises that this crave ex facility 101 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:52,920 will be echo friendly eco friendly echo echo is what you want actually 102 00:08:52,920 --> 00:09:02,560 echo right with shackles made of recycled metals and sustainable paper 103 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:07,760 paper based paddles and vloggers I want to be the inspector that tests all these 104 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:12,640 yeah she says it will be a true representation of art politics and a 105 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:19,200 necessary change to the world's interpretation of women and latex yeah 106 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:23,320 and these bitches were hot and you know what and this time motherfucker I got 107 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:27,720 some pictures for you you know how you're crying about where's the pictures 108 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:32,560 where's the pictures look at my hands together now this bitch has a fucking 109 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:37,080 ponytail coming out of the top of her head give up the goods that's going past 110 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:43,080 her ass from the inquire yeah Larry reading the rags well that one had such 111 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:50,320 a good picture I had to read it you know what man she said it's too much well 112 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,120 she's over the fucking top there ain't no doubt about it I mean it's too much 113 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:58,480 though I mean think about this shit like man how do you go okay for the 114 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:04,360 listeners this lady literally the only things that show and her fucking lips 115 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:10,040 and the other two are completely masked up from head to toe yes in leather and 116 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,960 they look like um what's those guys I think it's rubber okay leather could be 117 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:19,040 either way man they look good to me what's it shit called latex not latex 118 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:26,560 there's another it starts at the P I think whatever I'm not polyethylene but 119 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:32,720 there is one way so the ladies handcuffed her to her ponytail the ladies 120 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:38,080 which is actually a long braid that's down past her fucking knees or air when 121 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:42,560 it's out of that braid must be down to her feet the problem is is that freedom 122 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:47,000 of speech it's not the problem at all leave in freedom of speech and you know 123 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,560 what this isn't even hot it doesn't even turn me on well I hope you're gonna give 124 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:55,480 me some granny pics no and she says to them do not let this glamorous look 125 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:59,960 distract you from you from you doing your duty dude it looks like I look forward 126 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:04,320 to spanking each and every one of you at the new esteemed dungeon you are 127 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:11,320 dismissed she told him would you want to get spanked no what really I don't 128 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:15,960 understand I wouldn't do it I don't understand ball torture I don't 129 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:20,280 understand spanking listen what girl tried to put a finger in my ass once 130 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,520 needles ain't done with that shit yeah me you know what I mean I've been my butt 131 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:28,360 licked but sure licking is different yeah you know what I mean like I don't want 132 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,960 digits in there quit fishing around for something speaking of digits where they 133 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:37,080 shouldn't be fucking up Bill Cosby was wanting to go on tour and shit even 134 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,920 not going on tour you saw tickets yeah I know he tried to get tickets but I know 135 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:47,040 and you know what's funny is like all these people like Damon Wayans Eddie 136 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:51,640 Griffin Dave Chappelle they want nothing to do with them and I know that Bill 137 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:55,800 Cosby everybody I know thinks he's a fucking pervert but I want to tell you 138 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:01,040 something about Bill you're telling me a guy that was in prison for fucking 139 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:06,480 drugging women yeah bad dude no he ain't a bad dude he's a good dude I'm gonna 140 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:13,920 tell you why man Larry you are really fucking dead ice here dude he was 141 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:19,200 totally set up because he wanted to purchase CBS with a few of his friends 142 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:24,480 and they were afraid he wouldn't go along with the program and maybe he wouldn't 143 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:29,880 echo all their same views so they had to smear his name and I firmly believe 144 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:34,640 that they fucked over Bill Cosby wrongfully and it's probably all lies 145 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:40,440 only person besides Camille who thinks that who's Camille his wife she's smart 146 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,320 I think I don't know that might be the chick from the Cosby show but I don't 147 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:53,280 know well whatever I do know it's not as good as it seemed it was 148 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:59,360 what was that Lisa Lisa Monae's ass I don't you could bounce a quarter off that 149 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:05,680 thing yeah she went over Lenny Kravitz right yeah um six million dollar man you 150 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:11,120 think that still holds up Rockford files oh Rockford file kicks ass um fuck 151 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,600 yeah that holds up like a motherfucker and we sound so old right now you know it 152 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:19,520 doesn't hold up because there's the fresh Prince of Bel Air well why is that 153 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:24,880 well cuz I want to get into a Will Smith story here we go I mean you don't 154 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:29,000 think the guys already had enough hit you know his wife took it with me listen 155 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:34,000 his wife took him on her podcast and told him that she cheated on yeah with 156 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:41,420 some fucking 30 year old wannabe singer August Alcina but well she's a whore 157 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:47,360 Jada Pinkett whatever but that's fine allegedly allegedly weirdo she's a 158 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,800 whore she's been friends or kids or kids friends anyways one time me and my 159 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:56,000 friend Steve I could say his name Steve's for Perry because he's dead now and 160 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:03,000 uh he used to fucking you know he was a he was a sound recording guy he worked 161 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,680 for a lot of the big studios in Chicago he eventually ended up going with 162 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:12,560 ministry and hanging with them and becoming a heavy-duty partier but when 163 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,360 we were younger it was I was like it was about 1990 and we went into the studio 164 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,920 after a night of drinking it's like 1 30 in the morning and he's like wow man 165 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,440 Will Smith you know who that is no like I heard of him he was like you know 166 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:30,280 before I think he had his TV show and he was rapping and I looked like a little 167 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:34,760 window yeah and they were fucking laying down a fucking album and I looked 168 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:39,120 through the window and he's like you want to meet Will Smith or do you want to 169 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:43,760 check what's in the fridge that he brought here to eat and eat his food and 170 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,520 we'll just fucking leave and I said let's see what he brought in the fucking guy 171 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:55,000 had six pack of Swanson Salisbury steaks nice only three of them left nice we 172 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,280 were so stone and so drunk we cooked them all there was a sign on there a second 173 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,920 wait a second it said will's food do not eat now like this motherfucker is a rich 174 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,880 millionaire and he don't even order a pizza so you're eating fucking Salisbury 175 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:12,600 in the oven so we sat in that room yeah in the studio in the little kitchen and 176 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,760 fucking microwaved them up or whatever nobody came in nobody ever came in 177 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:21,800 smell cells very steak no it's a very distinct smell but nobody came in I'm a 178 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,880 huge fan of cell dude this was street ofville studio in Chicago so you got 179 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:30,600 to remember there's big studio rooms with hallways I mean we were in the 180 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:35,440 all and shit so you ate will Smith food and then we fucking Larry dude you told 181 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:39,720 me no shirt Nick beat flavor Flavon a basketball yeah one-on-one bastard I 182 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:43,840 mean Jesus Christ are you trying to blow my mind no I'm just you know it just I 183 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:48,320 saw Will Smith thing where his wife was you know acting like a whore and I thought 184 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:53,120 you know he's took it out on fucking Chris Rock and slapped around some 185 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:57,560 little guy that's smaller than him he's a fucking shoe for doing that and so I 186 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:02,160 feel good that I ate his sales very steaks rock is a comedian he's cool what 187 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:08,440 is what do comedians do for a living make people laugh tell jokes right okay so 188 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:14,240 now you're gonna get mad you get that mad at a joke no I'm at it oh yeah yeah I 189 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:22,960 know oh yeah yeah yeah yeah everything so personally and will Smith yeah I know 190 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:27,400 he couldn't take a joke huh he couldn't take it wasn't even about him I know 191 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:32,600 it's about his bitch ass wife I know I mean seriously man the only time that I 192 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:37,280 would fucking punch somebody is if they touch my chick right and they did 193 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:41,200 something inappropriate right some people could say shit all day long they're 194 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,840 just trying to get a rise out of you exactly right you know what I mean he 195 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:49,600 told a fucking joke and then fucking ball the egg on after he laughed at it 196 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,720 right left she laughed and then all sudden she decided that was out of line 197 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:58,880 and he had to do something or else he would have to pay all night from her 198 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:03,440 bitch and later probably she looks like she could just bitch and bitch and bitch 199 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:10,200 I mean look at her never you know she's not a good person like you look at my 200 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:16,360 wife Mary and you think look at my wife very nice and you know she's not gonna 201 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:20,920 bitch she's too cool for that she doesn't do uncool things because she's fucking 202 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,480 cool but you look at her and you say she ain't cool you could just tell from a 203 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:30,520 mile away no Mary's the coolest I'm saying she would she's never uncool 204 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:35,200 that's what I mean she would never do something uncool like that and plus first 205 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:40,400 so cool no one would ever say anything like that dated to pop this lady so she 206 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:46,920 is no stranger to being in the limelight I manipulating people right and I 207 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:52,480 did not know she dated to pop listen when you seek shit out you're gonna find it 208 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:58,120 right it doesn't find you you know when you go into the ghetto to do something 209 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,520 you know when you go on the internet to do something you're seeking it out right 210 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:07,800 oh I accidentally downloaded child porn motherfucker no you didn't know you hit I 211 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,960 mean you know you probably got all fucking blasted on whatever got all 212 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,120 worked up and then you did your shit then you realized oh someone could 213 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:21,320 probably see this right so now how are you gonna get rid of that off your 214 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:25,040 laptop beg for forgiveness and ask for permission what was that I'm sorry I said 215 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:29,640 no so now how are you gonna get that off your laptop needles I take it the 216 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:35,800 hunter-biden yeah that'll be fine right yeah yeah right totally he's got five 217 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:40,360 out of five stars I gotta drive all the way to wear Connecticut or somewhere 218 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:44,400 like that I think it was in Delaware Delaware I always get you know and that 219 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:51,080 guy the the computer repair guy that took some fucking balls to come forward 220 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:55,440 with that knowing that he could get put in a trunk at the fucking first of all 221 00:18:55,440 --> 00:19:00,680 drop of a fucking hat imagine this person coming into your computer shop 222 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:06,520 with a laptop yeah okay immediately if you're not an idiot you know who that is 223 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,880 he has a security detail at this point right I'm thinking yeah okay so then 224 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:17,440 there's people of a Secret Service agenda dudes with sunglasses and how about 225 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,360 this let's think of anything that has a three-letter acronym in the United 226 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:26,000 States okay everybody's there yeah so all the fucking Campbell soup with 227 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:31,560 fucking law I mean it's just a mishmash of ass kissers and well you know some of 228 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,880 those guys I mean you want a job you want it's a job right yeah I mean are 229 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:40,200 you really gonna hey if you're gonna be no but if you're gonna be a security 230 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:47,200 detail guy who I mean hunter-biden would be the ultimate fucking guy no why not 231 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:52,720 yeah but he's fucking doing cold and shit and he's fucking paying horse how 232 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:57,440 many times are those guys probably what he says you want a party with you know 233 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:01,360 with us and they say all right and he gets the fucking no that does not have 234 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:06,240 anything so hey my old boss I used to fucking work when he would get horse and 235 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,640 do coke he would fucking your boss wasn't the fucking vice for the president's 236 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:16,040 son yeah fucking idiot I mean Jesus Christ leary did you hit your head on the 237 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,840 way down here seriously though I mean seriously everything it comes out of 238 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,560 your mouth right it's the president's son he could say hey man you want to bang 239 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:29,600 this chick too maybe and you think the secret service with all there's more 240 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:34,200 than one of them hey you take watch and then you go Larry you are I mean this is 241 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:41,240 Larry's pipe dream right here I mean come on are you kidding me that is the most 242 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,080 high do you know the benefits to be a secret service agent dude you know what 243 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:49,280 their 401k is like you have Nancy Pelosi's trade in your stocks probably 244 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:54,800 fucking a you're all rich now right maybe but what do you mean there is there 245 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,760 was a huge scandal though when people would go out of the country secret 246 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:05,360 service the CIA oh yeah we're using cards company cards to buy shit of course and 247 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:11,120 then I think they got which is our money which is basically our money yeah 248 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:16,560 we're taxpayers so but I mean they get a per diem yeah I wonder what their per 249 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,800 diem is to I mean you could probably bang a good or all cheap or Ecuador 250 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:25,000 something like that yeah when we would be on the road our per diem was 15 bucks a 251 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,960 day and since I was on and that was for food and whatever and you spent it on I 252 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:37,840 spent it I wasted on drugs but fucking I was I was never eating and so I told 253 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:42,640 our manager one time at like a two tours down the road I said hey man we could 254 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:47,200 probably cut that back down to 10 bucks a day because I know that at the end of 255 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,200 it the money all the money that doesn't get spent is gonna go to the band which 256 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:57,080 is me basically and fucking and it's like oh man I'm like if you jag off can't 257 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:01,760 eat on $10 a day you're like I'm shooting five dollars a dope a day then 258 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:06,920 you're too fat you got a fucking fat you comes from the guy who's throwing up 259 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:11,320 curled in a fucking fetal position in the back of the van while everybody's 260 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:20,880 eating McDonald's they're like oh you want a bite Larry no how about this man 261 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:25,880 how about it convincing young folks to join the US Navy has become a real quote 262 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:34,720 unquote drag pun intended yeah Joshua Kelly across dressing yeoman first class 263 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:40,560 wait a minute is the digital face of the recruitment drive of the US Navy okay 264 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,520 so this kid Joshua Kelly okay well let's break this down slowly what the 265 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:49,600 fuck was that pond mean that was because I said it's a real drag this kids a drag 266 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:56,040 queen well you know I say you know my reader to be at the poker table right 267 00:22:56,040 --> 00:23:03,360 now okay whatever you asshole anyways there are the recruitment is is 16% 268 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:09,280 down for 2023 and they got this kid Joshua Kelly Josh Kelly's alter ego is 269 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:15,600 harpy Daniels this is a woman yes this is a character he plays when he dresses 270 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:20,480 up and he's like this drag queen gonna be like the share video remember when she 271 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:27,440 was sitting on the cannon right he was already yeah yeah maybe that's what you 272 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,640 know he might be in that he might be singing that cuz you know those guys 273 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:36,480 love share who the foot looks yeah he's probably imitating share all fucking 274 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:41,360 day he's already looking kind of like her anyways picture no this guy I don't 275 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:46,840 have a picture this guy but he's been cross-dressing for years years before 276 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:57,040 becoming a seaman and ever following any scene man you I let you have that one 277 00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:07,000 anyway he performed in 2017 and 2018 as harpy on the USS Ronald Reagan dude the 278 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:12,600 fucking guy was on yeah while he was deployed on the USS Ronald Reagan he 279 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:20,160 fucking did his in 2017 and 2018 he did some shows on the ship for the rest of 280 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:25,440 the fucking guess well no no that's not a big deal they fucking don't care it was 281 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,200 not even hit that guy was just publicizing it more now because now this 282 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,640 guy is the only guy skiing in the seas if you know what I mean I don't know man 283 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:38,360 it's funny at a time baby it's funny because you know the Navy not to put 284 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:42,520 down any of our boys in uniform but they're already getting made fun of 285 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:46,400 kind of a little bit with all the gay jokes all the time for years and stuff 286 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,880 cuz they're called seaman well that that's part of the reason well they're 287 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:54,640 stuck at a boat exactly that's the biggest guys I think sub guys are the 288 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,480 worst dirt bag submarine underwater naked nobody can hear them they'll dirt 289 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,640 road you whatever they want you'll be screaming all night it'll be fucking 290 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:14,640 whales will be answering that you can ping but your butt slaps so there's this 291 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:20,920 guy Robert O'Neill he was a Navy SEAL he claims to shot been some been Osama 292 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:26,680 bin Laden in Pakistan which you know I mean we all know that that was a fucking 293 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,200 lookalike and been Osama bin Laden talking about the second half of the story 294 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:36,880 live you want to talk but yeah anyways this guy is he's he tweeted that the US 295 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:42,520 Navy is now using an enlisted sailor drag queen as a recruiter I'm done I 296 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:47,560 can't believe I fought for this shit so he's pissed off that this guy's making a 297 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:52,560 fucking mockery out of it listen man but you know they're using whatever tool do 298 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:59,320 you know pun intended do you think that the government doesn't know what it's 299 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,480 doing oh yeah they know what they're doing they're softening us up making 300 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:08,040 fucking layer you read this shit to me when it's like I don't give a fuck okay 301 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:13,480 you want to know why tell me why you need to defend our country no I understand 302 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:18,040 that's what needs to be done we are a laughing stock of this here's the thing 303 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,960 though is that gonna make it any better is does that make it any better doesn't 304 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,080 make it any worse I don't know I'm asking you know dude I'm not a fucking I'm 305 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,800 not maybe it's getting more people recruited that are in that vein that I 306 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,200 want to be fucking drag queens but are these motherfuckers gonna be ready to 307 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:42,440 load the torpedoes or fucking yeah exactly but we need these motherfuckers 308 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:48,000 to know how to fight right you know I mean but that's the thing about the even 309 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,040 basic training there's too many puns for them to even be in the Navy do they 310 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:55,880 make it through basic training I don't know you know if they do what do you do 311 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,360 then if they do and they can handle it then fuck yeah have them come on board 312 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,920 right now here's the other thing they they lowered the standards for basic 313 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,760 training and all other mental and fucking 314 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:15,040 acuative tasks to get into you a quative yeah dude what 315 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:21,480 that's such a dumbass this fucking guy anybody wants to send needles a fucking 316 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:29,080 dictionary dick pics yeah but we both have the same care of needles 317 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:34,560 semi dick pics care of needles have to open it first here's his home here's 318 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:41,640 the actual sexy lady personal Larry a big dong picture here's needles personal 319 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:49,040 email here we go ready Charles Manson disciple remember I had a Charles Manson 320 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:56,200 story last week you think we did here's another Manson bad bitch Leslie Van 321 00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:01,520 Houten yes we talked about her no we talked about Linda Cassavian but but 322 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:07,360 she's the original bitch Van Houten Van Houten is a bad bitch she's a bitch man 323 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:13,400 she's been in this bitch has been locked up in prison since 1971 she's up for 324 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:24,480 parole she's 73 years old yeah but she it looks like she also might get out no 325 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:30,200 they're saying man she was she's in there for the murders of Leno and Rosemary 326 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:36,800 LaBianca and because of the new fucking laws that are going down they're paving 327 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:41,000 the way for this bitch to be put on the parole man I know but listen Larry okay 328 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:47,000 what are the odds that that's just what they're saying well she's 73 go back out 329 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,400 and kill she's not when you really I say let her go when you release an 18 year 330 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,520 old guy and put an ankle bracelet on him and fucking send him back to his hood 331 00:28:55,520 --> 00:29:00,960 that is fucked they should let her go and put that guy in his I understand but 332 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:05,080 here's the other thing though you got to remember if you were may related at all 333 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,320 to these LeBiancas you might have a different fucking opinion you might 334 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,800 want this bitch to rot yeah but what did she do how did she participate she 335 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:18,880 fucking killed motherfuckers man yeah I mean she was one of the killers with the 336 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:25,720 knife nine different stories of what happened well in one of the stories she 337 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:30,160 killed I know they wrote pig on the wall and then they wrote it what else 338 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:37,520 Helter Skelter mm-hmm and the best is that Charles Manson thought the Beatles 339 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,120 were speaking to him directly through their albums which album the white 340 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:46,560 album and other albums but yeah he thought that Helter Skelter you know 341 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:52,880 meant some kind of race war thing I had he had a misconstrued with something 342 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,120 mm-hmm sounds kind of Nazi is not not he ish doesn't I don't know yeah I don't 343 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:01,400 know the full story and I remember when Helter Skelter when they made the movie 344 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,880 it was so close to the you know I was very young like I was a real little kid 345 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,880 so I was still a little afraid of it you know I might have been like seven years 346 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:14,320 old or something and I didn't want to get into watching the movie when they made 347 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:20,400 the maid for TV Helter Skelter movie you know back in like the early 70s or 348 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:26,000 whatever well but Charles Manson was all about the Manson thing and I remember 349 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:31,480 yeah and I remember my older cousins yeah he adopted it right he took over 350 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:36,440 the thing which okay so the Beatles wrote Helter Skelter and then man and then 351 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:41,080 he started writing it on the wall and shit so wow that's pretty crazy never 352 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,840 really hear about that yeah and well the book was called the original book 353 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,960 about Manson what's called Helter Skelter yeah and so I met my cousins would 354 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,560 always be scaring me and shit and tell him Charles Manson he's gonna come and 355 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,400 cut you up and I you know and you gotta worry about Gacy well that was later 356 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,840 that was later I was scared of Gacy yeah my dad would be like take out the 357 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:07,200 garbage and don't talk to anybody out there and I'd be like what the fuck do 358 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,580 you got to say that for man cruising around in those parts Larry looking for 359 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:21,640 hamburgers fucking hilarious yeah um excuse me what do you call it you had to 360 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,320 watch out more for a fucking mob guys right the male and guys like that fucking 361 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:31,320 around here mm-hmm I mean Gacy was like a hidden serial killer the mob yeah but 362 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:35,040 we didn't know about him until he got caught but he's still with the mob guys 363 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:40,280 everybody knew about yeah like this guy was fucking who is that guy that lived 364 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:46,080 across the street from the guy with the tile in the garage yeah I don't know I 365 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:50,320 don't want to say those names man I'm still afraid I'm still afraid to say name 366 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:55,640 bitch I don't like saying those mobster names these motherfuckers you know I'm 367 00:31:55,640 --> 00:32:01,160 scared of them through the fucking graves still I fucking wish I could I 368 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,240 don't know who's got I don't know what loyalists is gonna come at me if I already 369 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:12,800 said their names with your dad all right well that's him saying it anyways I 370 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:18,780 don't want to be smirking anybody oh okay that's not publicly known not a 371 00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:24,480 mobster okay anybody else like Elaine Maxwell or something is it good lane or 372 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:29,800 Gisling just Gisling like the Gisling just Lane yeah I'll make a gizling would you 373 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,920 would you fuck that prison bench 374 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:39,400 conjugal visit yeah yeah me too yeah exactly you got all you got like so if 375 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,680 I said no you'd be like yeah me neither no no I would have said yeah I would I 376 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,760 mean because she looked pretty good but here's you know you think you could not 377 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:52,880 an eye you think I could want a third in a trailer yes no no no that's not it 378 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:59,200 that's it wasn't my question she's probably in some weird stuff maybe I 379 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,720 mean she likes fucking young kid Adam for a pedophile exactly so what do you 380 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:08,080 mean she's in not into weird stuff you don't know what she's into you never 381 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:13,400 matter what she's into kids yeah you don't know what she does I know listen 382 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,600 they've laid out everything there's been testimonial not testimony but 383 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:23,200 testimony anyways this bitch is fucking scared out of her fucking mind she's 384 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:30,040 refusing to bathe she's afraid to go to the fucking showers and shit because of 385 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:36,320 some good old prison justice for rat now to Cuban inmates she got beat up didn't 386 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,520 she for boo yeah well yeah they were they were bullying her for her commissary 387 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:50,480 items and shit the last cubanas is the two ladies are known as got 47 days in 388 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:55,680 the fucking yes and that's enough that's a euphemism for women's prison yeah 389 00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:01,000 who knows what days in her hole and you know and they said last cubanas don't 390 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:07,080 let anything slide max only to pay for the 47 and snitches get stitches and 391 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:11,200 all this shit so she is fucking freaking out because she just some socialite 392 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,880 bitch they used to traffic kids and light on she's in federal prison but still it's 393 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,520 it's better than any people she's really ever encountered besides Jeffrey Epstein 394 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:25,880 plus some people have they have a disdain towards them yes you know there's no 395 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,480 like oh well these motherfuckers we might take it extra 30 seconds to get there 396 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:35,120 exactly I mean like five more punches might get thrown yeah you get what I 397 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:40,720 mean because she's the only okay she's the only lineage of Jeffrey Epstein's 398 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:46,960 pedophile ring yeah yeah she is the only lineage that's like it's it I'm not 399 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:51,160 gonna say the only person that was involved the only link the direct link 400 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:55,440 all by me there's thousands of people that we don't know about but those two 401 00:34:55,440 --> 00:35:00,880 patsies took the fall one killed himself and then well no I don't think he killed 402 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,920 himself I think they killed them or they took him and they have him and they 403 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,800 killed some other mother father that looks like he ain't dead they might have 404 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,440 him so now you're thinking they're transporting bodies who knows who knows 405 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,800 what they these motherfuckers are sick dude you need to make take a stance and 406 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:20,960 then fucking stick behind it I got a stance the mother fucker could be alive 407 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,600 no I don't think dude if he's dead they didn't they didn't he didn't kill 408 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,720 himself they killed him for sure and they might have killed someone in his 409 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:35,320 place and took him somewhere he might be locked somewhere else not an asset 410 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:41,520 anymore who knows man lost Larry he lost all of his shit that made him an asset 411 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:46,000 that help that dude listen that fucking house he had that 20 million dollar 412 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,960 brownstone dude cameras set up all the videotapes all of that shit has been 413 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:58,760 confiscated by the FBI after our so fucking crooked all the acronyms that 414 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:04,400 start with threes that's how we're gonna use them from now on and if he was 415 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:08,800 needed they would have kept them around obviously this bitch is kept for 416 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,240 something well yeah so the bitch had a nervous breakdown because she knew that 417 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:17,960 these other bitches were locked in a little grimy ass small cell for 23 hours 418 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:22,480 a day and they were pissed you know so when they got out she literally was like 419 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:27,560 counting the days and she had a fucking yeah she's 61 yeah and these 420 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:34,160 two probably under 30 years for to fight to fight to fight to order yeah dude I dated 421 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,440 a Puerto Rican chick well these were Cubans Cubans okay well they're all 422 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:44,120 the same yeah but they all like to use knives let me tell you their middle 423 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,960 names are stabby you know what we get to go do we I had to take all my fucking 424 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,760 silver were important to make a plastic 425 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:59,280 she couldn't fucking can't trust that no knives in that no you only want to boil 426 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:06,240 water around this bitch there's another fucking that she'll get thrown right in 427 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:09,880 your fucking face you're gonna like fucking up what did we say the what was 428 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:16,800 the monster the toxic Avenger who's that you know the old fucking horror movie 429 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:23,200 his skin was all melted I never saw that one never heard that one you've never 430 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,920 heard of the toxic Avenger no damn that's crazy I might have heard of it I 431 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,360 thought it was a fucking punk band I'll be honest with you know it sounds like 432 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,000 a band the adventures toxic Avenger I mean this is old school though it's very 433 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:42,160 old from the 80s I think I'm not a horror guy well actually I shouldn't say that I 434 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:48,640 am a horror guy yeah you are a horror thanks Larry lover I'm gonna throw you 435 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,960 softballs and you just sit over there and you are a horror guy let's face it 436 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:57,280 we all knew that already bad bird we knew that during the fucking first episode 437 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:03,920 on what's that that you fucking have a penchant for toots anyways fucking 438 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:12,360 memoirs pension pension for two this is me as an old guy spending my pension hey 439 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:19,240 I wasted like 75% of my money on easy women and alcohol and drugs the other 440 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:33,480 fucking 30% I wasted anyways the right okay Illinois clerics protect 450 child 441 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:38,280 molesters wait a second read that again fucking priests read that again Roman 442 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:45,120 Catholic fucking clergymen have molested more than 2,000 kids 450 of them 443 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:54,080 they've been hiding in the system moving them around since 1950 from 1950 to 2019 444 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:59,520 it's been about 2,000 kids and the church brass covered it up over and over and 445 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:03,680 over again and just move these motherfuckers shuffle them from parish to 446 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:12,360 parish where there's a whole fucking new set of children we do yeah man 447 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:17,080 you're killed them oh that I thought that was just personal fucking 448 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:23,040 experience no but I mean we listen it's not shocking and they said similar 449 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:27,720 reports from Maryland and Pennsylvania and I'm thinking no shit and probably 450 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:33,800 everywhere else exactly people listen you've seen the thing about somebody 451 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,800 goes to Thailand and teaches English and they just molest like it's that what it 452 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:42,320 is yeah those motherfuckers man and they go in there and they're gonna rock for that 453 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,800 they're gonna rock especially cuz they're doing in the name of Jesus that's 454 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,160 really really gonna be bad if there's a fine thin line between a cult leader and 455 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:57,640 a priest not really yes there is a priest is fucking ordained by who I don't 456 00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:02,460 know you nobody he's nothing a priest ain't shit to me man I fucking care 457 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:08,040 you ask clown I'm saying in the hierarchy of things a cult leader and a fucking 458 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,440 priest are almost the same thing the exact same thing the only thing is is 459 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,840 the priest isn't the cult Jim Jones David the cult leader and the priests are 460 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:22,080 just his workers because it's a huge cult so they got to have a lot of fun 461 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,640 yeah yeah a lot of workers we build a church here we bring people in they 462 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,200 bring us money and then they bring kids in we molest them coming soon to a 463 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:35,600 confession booth near you father O'Reilly's fucking molesting kids you 464 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:39,480 know it's just fuck yeah I know this has been going on for a fucking decades I'm 465 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,360 just crazy movies about it it's very disgusting that they take it just like 466 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:49,400 to keep pointing out that the Catholic Church is fucking very evil and you know 467 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,680 if it sounds redundant that's too bad cuz no one else heard our other episode 468 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,520 anyway listen and it's funny because all these weirdos today the cross dresser 469 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:04,880 the molesting priest the wrong name Kelly Thomas France and Kelly you're gonna 470 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,040 separate yourself from church from state right yeah here's a picture of Thomas 471 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:14,000 Francis this is what you give me his name is Kelly his last name the other 472 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,600 guy's names Kelly to that guy looks like a fucking kind of funny you know what 473 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,800 the problem is glasses are all crooked and shit yeah he looks like a chomeo 474 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,160 doesn't he I mean if I drop my kid off at school and that fucking priest was 475 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,720 like the principal or something I'd say all right Junior turn around we're gonna 476 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,760 do home school but at that point in time you think these are your people yeah 477 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,920 that's true think like this that people weren't like hey this guy's fucking my 478 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,200 kid or touching my kid and they're ruining all these lives yeah they're 479 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:48,320 doing it under secrecy they're telling them that if you tell people this is a 480 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:55,160 B&C is gonna right these are children young children so how old were you when 481 00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:00,440 they first touched you I think I said it on here my mom three dude I was a 482 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,340 fucking oh you don't go to school I went to parochial school that no it's not 483 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:09,120 parochial school I think I was an altar boy I think parochial school means non 484 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:14,520 religious I think we fucked that up last time parochial school was like public 485 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:22,000 school and probably Catholic school is is is all right man now whatever 486 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:27,880 anyways man how about this man okay go ahead what keep going you got some 487 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:36,360 important to say you got something important to say motherfucker say no you 488 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:44,080 can tell me I can handle it you know that the black dyke bitch the speaker for 489 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:49,840 president Karen's John Pierre whatever her name is I don't you know the black 490 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:54,600 one that looks like raggedy Andy it looks like raggedy and I asked it with 491 00:42:54,600 --> 00:43:00,240 the hair the African-American lady yeah puffy hair yeah the one that just 492 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:05,320 fucking lies and lies and lies I've never I watched her a little bit today okay 493 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:10,180 and she's getting way better at talking in circles and avoiding answering 494 00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:16,200 questions but she's getting kind of an attitude I noticed I read something 495 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:22,160 about this a little bit she's pissing you off yeah her attitude well she's like 496 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:27,520 tired of fucking not telling the answer um imagine if we were imagine if you and 497 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:34,040 I were running for some elect position in the town that we live in okay yeah I 498 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:40,280 think I was gonna stop let me okay so then I fucking said hey here's the deal 499 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:45,840 I'm the guy that's already in this position and you and I are running for 500 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:53,400 this but you can just do your own thing but we're never gonna interact you know 501 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,960 what I mean like my points are never gonna counteract your points your shit 502 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:02,760 is what it is in my shit what it is okay I'm the guy that's in control right now 503 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:08,080 okay they're fair shouldn't you have to talk to somebody in some sort of public 504 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:14,960 forum right yeah debate yeah but they won't let this motherfucker 505 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:19,320 so fucking dude they don't even answer Joe yeah they don't even answer a simple 506 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:24,800 fucking question you're doing a Delaware slip and fall it's a little bit different 507 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,160 than a Philly where Philly's like hey no because it happens at a while it's a 508 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:32,440 Delaware a Delaware bike ride well we already saw that but the Delaware 509 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,640 but I mean you could have another fucking thing too man when you wipe out 510 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,400 that was a Delaware bike right a lot better back then didn't he now he looks 511 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:45,800 decrepit dude it's it's not even him it's probably a fucking actor well that 512 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:49,640 guy Biden's probably been dead for fucking two years he's probably dead 513 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:55,200 before they even ran him either it's either a robot or fucking huge accusation 514 00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:02,000 well it's allegedly that's what I think anyways this 500 pound bearer got stuck 515 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:09,480 in a fucking four by four SUV in washoe County Nevada nice yeah where I would 516 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:14,680 never think of a bear in Nevada well you know it's a it's a big state not all of 517 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:21,280 it is sure like Vegas yeah yeah you know like when you go to Colorado and 518 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,360 you're driving there it's all it's a long with it's a long time before you start 519 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:30,400 seeing mountains it's not like you bam across the state line like wow the bad 520 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:36,600 is a lot of desert yeah but there's other other places too okay you know 521 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:42,840 fucking rural areas yeah like Lake Tahoe and shit you know Lake Tahoe was 522 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:48,680 Nat in Nevada corner you know maybe touching it might be yeah I don't think 523 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,080 it's California I think it's right on the border so you know they got bears and 524 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,440 shit that's that's probably around where they were I believe that's where wash 525 00:45:55,440 --> 00:46:02,640 you County is you know trainees up there I'm tranny bears on bicycles with 526 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:07,840 training wheels anyways you could have one a completely different route with 527 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:13,880 that I'm happy you did it juggling children so the people were fucking 528 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,400 freaking out you know because the bear was literally stuck in the car it got in 529 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:24,520 and it couldn't get out and so they call the cops the cops came and they 530 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:31,920 fucking tied stealthily very carefully snuck up on the car tied a fucking rope 531 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:37,280 around the handle got far away from it and then pulled it and the door opened 532 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,160 and then the bear came out and he ran away to safety and the people's car man 533 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:48,120 it was fucked up like you're telling me the whole inside the whole inside 534 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:52,760 home bear yeah you didn't need to destroy the inside of a fucking SUV yeah you 535 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,800 would have needed all new insides man you just shitting in there and pissing 536 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,960 dude dude bear piss has got a smell he gets all worried and fucking sprays maybe 537 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,800 some shit who knows what they're jerking off in there yeah I mean it's like a 538 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:11,520 fucking the hill there just like on the fucking windshield can't get off you 539 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,280 can't scrape it off of the razor you have to scrape it I gotta let it dry out and 540 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:20,440 then scrape it and then smoke it well snorted out of thinking 541 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:26,080 I mean you want to go to the Indian run the true sexual prowess of the native 542 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:36,160 fucking big tata we need to smoke it allegedly but yeah man it was joke 543 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:42,520 obviously I don't think people are gonna be out there I know okay so anybody at 544 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:49,240 home please don't go out and jerk off a beer on no please do jerk off a video and 545 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:55,560 let me know that I mean that would be fucking amazing all right I guess 546 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,400 don't listen to me don't discourage our listeners from at least having fun with 547 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:06,240 us allegedly we need allegedly allegedly go they're allegedly having fun 548 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:09,760 well I mean for some reason they keep listening there's nothing wrong with 549 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:19,280 that we appreciate that we love all our listeners yeah I'll 20 of you no man we 550 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:24,840 love everybody out there that's the truth there you gonna do your shout out 551 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:29,640 give a quote no man man you really slacked on this don't you read the 552 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,160 fucking same one I'm not no I don't have to read that one I got a 553 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:47,480 memorized and then just no if you want to do your shout out fucking fun you can 554 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:51,560 do that no man it's cool all these people checking it out and listening we 555 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:57,560 really appreciate it you fucking people are awesome shout out to everybody out 556 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:09,240 there Tiffany Matt Russ Becky Chris Luanne nice Chrissy everybody else yeah 557 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:15,680 thanks for listening no shirt Nick yeah no shirt Nick um oh yeah get get better 558 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:22,640 soon Chris yeah Chris get well buddy and also I want to in case my niece is 559 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:28,120 listening sorry I highly doubt I know she's not but just in case she ever 560 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,680 does she might she may listen who the fuck knows the kid does some you know 561 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:38,360 she's pretty cool no she's not listening anyways you're right I was gonna say I 562 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:43,200 was gonna I was gonna apologize for how horrible I was yesterday man you know 563 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:48,480 she was visiting from California and I tried to fucking tell these people some 564 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:55,640 shit and wait a second they know okay Larry yeah okay me and my brother and 565 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:59,560 my niece were taking a walk and what did you talk about what you know my 566 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:04,080 brother's like you got Spotify and I'm like no I don't you know and anyway I 567 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,760 don't want to get into it so funny that our podcast is on Spotify and you don't 568 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:14,560 even have a real fucking team player this is what I got to deal with listeners 569 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:20,760 this fucking guy he doesn't know where he's at yeah and whatever and anyways I 570 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,960 just said fuck you guys cuz they wouldn't listen to me about some point 571 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:27,440 I was trying to make and they were talking to me like I was crazy and I'm 572 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:33,720 thinking hey I don't want to be fucking maybe it'll gaslight you I don't think 573 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:38,960 you're crazy dude well two first one first of all yeah and you know stacked 574 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:43,800 against you yeah and it's my brother and my niece and my brother knows but they 575 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,920 weren't trying to piss me off either it was just it was a combo of things but 576 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:53,160 you're easy to piss off yeah that too there's no doubt I mean but we had a 577 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,720 great day you know you don't talk about politics with family no we weren't 578 00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:00,640 talking about politics so I just started telling him that there was evil 579 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:06,600 prayers said over the fucking master tapes by god you sound like a lunatic 580 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:11,320 Larry did you just hear that what you said yeah it's on tape forever they 581 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,240 take all the master tapes here's what they do master tapes of what all the 582 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:19,600 all the records every fucking recording single master tape you've ever heard 583 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:25,520 from fucking billions and billions of billions and billions of master tapes 584 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:30,480 hours hours well no it doesn't take him billions of hours every time they 585 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,800 make a new album that's gonna be released on a major label they take the 586 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:38,280 master fucking real I understand they bring it over to the fucking satanic 587 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:44,400 priests he fucking does spells like this the first rich craft on it now he's the 588 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,560 last fucking mixer and he puts some shit on there so then when they press the 589 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:53,240 records the shit will come out on you that why sugar ray was so bad I don't 590 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:57,680 know I don't I never heard sugar ray but joke but I was trying to think of 591 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,600 somebody else I mean there's not and we kind of listen to even even probably 592 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:07,240 sugar ray man all of them every one of them even probably John Coltrane and 593 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:11,080 that was the part that crushed me because you know he was on Atlantic 594 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:15,600 Records and I know those fucking devils probably fucking they probably had 595 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,720 four parade over you know huh for probably probably at four post beds oh 596 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:24,840 yeah for sure those motherfuckers probably there when they're mixing those 597 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:30,320 albums down shits floating around the room dude I turn you around again yeah 598 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:35,320 you know they mean oh yeah she said she couldn't do it you know she wants to do 599 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,560 it again 600 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,880 she's a bad bitch 601 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:49,680 anyways there's a lot of bad bitches out there and it's crazy because you know a 602 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:57,440 lot of Manson you know he he's a guy that fucking attracted some bad bitches 603 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:02,520 or he turned him bad it's all MK ultra Charles Manson was made in the lab oh 604 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:07,160 yeah and they just implemented it on this person yeah I mean look at the 605 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:12,240 Wilson's right you know what I mean yeah if you even with Jim Morrison do you know 606 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:19,800 they'd fucking Jerry Garcia the war locks yes we talked he was a fucking he was 607 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:28,800 a known MK ultra participant and he was fucking Courtney loves Godfather and 608 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:35,360 that bitch all she did was her father her father works for like the CIA oh 609 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:40,080 for sure she killed Kirk oh wait but her father worked for like the CIA or the FBI 610 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:45,480 or some bullshit yeah and or some organization I can't quite remember 611 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:51,720 because this is just anything yeah and what she would do is go around and turn 612 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:57,040 on all these rock stars on dope turn this guy on a dope yeah I watch that 613 00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:02,200 movie I told you about that dope okay I don't remember you telling me but me and 614 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:07,560 Mary were reading it today medic takeover of musicians yeah and this is part of 615 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:13,080 MK ultra man she was and she's getting MK ultra at the same time you know 616 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,400 everybody that's part of it is also good when you look bad when you're a bad 617 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:21,280 junkie what do you care about exactly junkie dope yeah it junkie shit yeah 618 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,960 I mean that's all you care but if you're a bad junkie and you got the government 619 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:30,360 telling you you do this you do that and da da da da da and your brainwash and 620 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,040 they say we're gonna give you an endless supply of pharmaceutical fucking heroin 621 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:38,760 I don't think I'll say hell yeah you're making it sound like it's so cut and dry 622 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,560 well no I'm just putting it out there very simplistically but what I'm 623 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:48,160 saying is it goes fucking deep bro you know and even when you're playing watch 624 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:52,560 a curtain Courtney movie that's all brainwashing right now it's so much 625 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:58,840 deeper than fucking Courtney Cobain and Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain it's so 626 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,160 much deeper than that no no I was watching this thing about the Oklahoma City 627 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:07,200 bombing yeah that was fucking MK ultra well they were mapping out and they're 628 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,200 showing how that shit couldn't have blew up the building yeah where they were 629 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:15,800 mapping out sections that were deformities in between columns and stuff 630 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:19,720 like this like a blast of this because nowadays you can do anything with the 631 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:25,040 fucking computer right you can simulate any right you can completely like by the 632 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:30,080 debris field you can go back 11 the Pentagon you could fucking do all this 633 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,280 shit you know and they're saying that terrorists are using that also because 634 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:40,100 you can create a mock-up of what you want to do with a blast radius and how 635 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:43,440 much of this you need how much of that you need you know yeah the fucking 636 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:49,680 internet is the devil yeah but at the same time it gives me my smut yeah and 637 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,800 I don't know probably everyone's already seen it and if you didn't you should 638 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:58,520 because the Pentagon thing I remember going on tour and calling my wife from 639 00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:04,680 DC going hey man it didn't look like a plane hit the Pentagon there's no fucking 640 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:10,400 way and today I saw a fucking film footage of the actual missile hitting the 641 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,920 fucking Pentagon they have it and the thing comes in needles the thing comes 642 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:22,040 in on an angle where I mean it's oh dude it's fucking amazing it's a channel to 643 00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:27,960 it's amazing it's fucking awesome and and they put it in slow motion on this 644 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,600 video I saw and then they show it over and over about five times so you can 645 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:37,600 really get into it and I was like oh yeah fuck yeah and it was weird because you 646 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,400 know like just a couple weeks later I don't exactly know the exact amount of 647 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:47,100 time it was when we hit the road from the time that the thing happened but the 648 00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:51,560 Pentagon didn't even look damaged it was all repaired totally fucking fixed and 649 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:56,080 there was still smoke smoldering out of the fucking holes in New York when we 650 00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:03,160 got there you know just like you when you leave boys to know and on that note 651 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:08,000 and then that no we love you people love you guys thanks for listening yes 652 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:27,560 thank you and have a great day and I'm not needles I'm Larry