1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,200 Time to get ready for the Larry and Needles show. 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:19,200 Yeah, I can't breathe. 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,840 Okay, calm down. 4 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:22,720 Larry Floyd. 5 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,160 Hey, welcome to the Larry and Needles show. 6 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:26,960 I'm Larry. 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:27,600 I'm Needles. 8 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,280 Hey, we got an X. 9 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,160 Son of a bitch. 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,920 First spill in the lab. 11 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,960 Toilet paper over there. 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,600 Dude, it's on the cardboard box. 13 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,240 Just don't worry about it. 14 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,560 I know what I'm gonna fucking sit in my own shit now. 15 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,520 That's how it works. 16 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:41,920 Yeah. 17 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:42,400 Okay, that's fine. 18 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,360 How you doing there? 19 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:43,920 I'm good. 20 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:44,720 Yeah? 21 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:45,600 How did it go today? 22 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,680 Pretty good, pretty good. 23 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:53,040 I was out riding my bike or my scooter. 24 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,320 Bikes or scooters? 25 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,840 Or scooters, like a bicycle or scooter? 26 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,360 Earlier I took a bicycle ride, 27 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,800 but I was riding my scooter and I forgot to bring my phone with me. 28 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,720 God, I wish I didn't have such fucking anxiety that I would have taken 29 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,680 not a rachnophobia, but angoraphobia. 30 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,320 Yeah. 31 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:12,480 Well, I realized I better turn back 32 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,640 and because you're coming over to do this podcast 33 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,440 and what reminded me that we were doing the podcast, 34 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,160 well, what reminded me of you was I saw a sign that said, 35 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,440 watch for children. 36 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,840 I said, oh, wait a second. 37 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,200 You were by a school phone? 38 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,160 You shouldn't be there. 39 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,840 It was just in the neighborhood. 40 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,080 Yeah, I know, even worse, you're not supposed to be around schools, 41 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,440 dude, we already talked about this. 42 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,200 I mean, thank God you shaved that handle bar mustache off. 43 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,080 I think like the fucking lighthouse going by school. 44 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,040 The beacon of unhope. 45 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:42,320 Yeah. 46 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,000 It's gorgeous out, man. 47 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:46,640 Oh, fucking awesome. 48 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,360 I fucking love summer, but I hate summer, man. 49 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,800 I am a night owl. 50 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,120 When it gets dark at five o'clock, man, 51 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,840 that is needles as fucking huge. 52 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:56,160 State. 53 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,000 But I don't know, it's pretty fun to be out at night 54 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,840 when it's warm out and it's a little later, 55 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,200 but you stay out a little later. 56 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:05,600 That's all. 57 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,120 I saw Venus last night or the night before. 58 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:09,680 She will you? 59 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,760 Yeah, it was amazing, man. 60 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,360 That thing was so bright. 61 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,560 Yeah, how did you know it was Venus? 62 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:18,000 Because later Dave looked it up and I was like, 63 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,280 that's got to be a planet. 64 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,160 It's not a star. 65 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,400 That fucking thing is banging and he looked it up and it was Venus. 66 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:24,960 Nice. 67 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:25,520 Yeah. 68 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,600 I don't know, Venus is, what planet is that? 69 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:33,200 Venus is one closer to the sun than us. 70 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:33,600 Really? 71 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:33,920 Okay. 72 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:34,480 Yeah. 73 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,320 Mars is one further away. 74 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,720 Isn't it crazy that these planets are inhabitable? 75 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,080 Yeah. 76 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,160 Like you can't just go, you just can't planet hop. 77 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,880 No, you just can't do that. 78 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,720 You can't make it through the Van Allen belt. 79 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,520 I know Saturn, they have some crazy shit about Saturn. 80 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:49,600 Yeah. 81 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,760 Fucking, you know, listen, man. 82 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,000 Saturn's fucking amazing. 83 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,080 This is all hearsay from now on. 84 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:59,760 It is all hearsay because we've never actually seen it and this could all be just 85 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,040 fucking Hollywood movies they made. 86 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,960 I've never studied any of it either. 87 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,880 There's one planet I think that reigns diamonds. 88 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,000 Yeah. 89 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:13,520 I've seen, I watch all that science shit and all the universe movies and there's, 90 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:20,320 you know, TV shows and all that bullshit and I do love it, but it's probably a lot of bullshit 91 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,320 now that I really realize it. 92 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,520 What do you mean by bullshit? 93 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:24,000 I don't know. 94 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,520 Just because the way that the producer makes it or the way that the, 95 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:34,160 Well, no, just the way that they bullshit us about everything and lie to us that I wonder, 96 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,080 did we even ever go anywhere? 97 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:36,800 What do you mean? 98 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,320 Did we even send a probe? 99 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,400 Those fuckers went down to fucking the Titanic. 100 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,400 Well, that's true. 101 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,600 They did make it to that. 102 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,920 So I mean, well, I mean, you get a one-way ticket. 103 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,160 One-way ticket to hell. 104 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,320 Favorite song, Air Supply. 105 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:56,080 Hey, here's some Courtney Kardashian news. 106 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:56,480 Who's that? 107 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,600 Which one's that? 108 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,160 I don't know. 109 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,280 It's one of them sluts. 110 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,280 I'm kind of just saying it. 111 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,080 Why are they sluts? 112 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,040 I don't know why they are, but they certainly are. 113 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,240 Are they? 114 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,360 Oh yeah, man. 115 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:08,080 I don't know. 116 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:08,640 They're gold diggers. 117 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,160 First of all, listen, they're already got a little. 118 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,520 They're gold, they're billionaires. 119 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,240 I don't know, dude. 120 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:12,720 I know. 121 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,360 They're just fucking, I don't like them, mother fuckers. 122 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:20,080 When, okay, the only reason you'll like them is because their whole life has been televised. 123 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:20,400 Okay. 124 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:26,640 Well, it's a proven fact that people, like if they, if kids are exposed to like 10 minutes of 125 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:31,520 keeping up with the Kardashians, that their values goes down and their empathy towards 126 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,360 other people goes down almost instantly. 127 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,320 In 10 minutes? 128 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:34,720 Yeah. 129 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,640 That's how fucking bad those assholes are. 130 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,000 What's it like when they hang out with us? 131 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:39,920 Five minutes? 132 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,280 Check this out though. 133 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,040 Here's what this chick has. 134 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,480 She has a gummy that she developed. 135 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,320 Oh yeah, I heard about this, I think. 136 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:54,720 Yeah, it's supposed to make your pussy smell, taste, and be healthier. 137 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,600 What kind of gummy is that? 138 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,560 It doesn't get you high? 139 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,960 No, it's for, why would I take it then? 140 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,760 Well, no, it's for a woman to take and then it makes their pussy smell better. 141 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,400 What if he buy you one and you take it? 142 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,600 Well, it doesn't work though. 143 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:05,920 Here's the thing. 144 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,880 How do you know? 145 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,000 Well, did you take it? 146 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,640 Doctor, well, Dr. Anita Mehta from... 147 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,360 Anita Mehta. 148 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,640 I mean, are you making these names? 149 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,640 No, no, Anita Mitra. 150 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,680 I know. 151 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,640 Oh, man. 152 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,160 He writes it down himself. 153 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,920 That's my writing, it's very hard to read. 154 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,240 No, it's not. 155 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:26,880 She said there's a specific active ingredient that's supposedly going to do this job. 156 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,160 It's a contrapk. 157 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,520 Yeah, and it's not been particularly well researched. 158 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:32,480 That was her exact quote. 159 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,200 And? 160 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,520 So, and then another, and this is a great one. 161 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,280 You'll think I made this name up. 162 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,200 Dr. Jen Gunter. 163 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,800 No, that one's actually, I can read that. 164 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,120 Author of the vagina Bible. 165 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,360 Woo, now I'm interested. 166 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,800 Said the gummies are a total scam. 167 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,840 She says they're a scam and she wrote the Bible about the vagina. 168 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,440 So, I would say... 169 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,960 So, she's like the woman Jesus. 170 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,560 Yeah, I would think she knows. 171 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,160 Yeah, she's a Jesus. 172 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,360 The Jesus of pussy. 173 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,280 Thought she, you think Jesus got laid? 174 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,240 Oh, yeah. 175 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,120 I mean, come on. 176 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:03,200 Sure. 177 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,320 A guy could turn water into wine. 178 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,600 He could fucking make eye contact with anybody. 179 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,440 He would probably got me too back then. 180 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,880 Yeah, maybe. 181 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,960 I'm going to slap you with this halibut. 182 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,560 They had different rules back then. 183 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:12,960 You think? 184 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:13,520 Oh, yeah. 185 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,560 Oh, I know they did. 186 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,120 I mean, they used to fight in the Roman gladiators, shit. 187 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,920 I mean, they beat this guy and made him carry across allegedly. 188 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:25,360 Yeah, and imagine that being not only Jesus got beaten brutally, 189 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,400 but imagine being like, you know, you get a little misdemeanor, 190 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:31,920 you go to jail for something, and now, all right, well, you know what? 191 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,600 We need a gladiator this week, so you're it, buddy. 192 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,880 And then all of a sudden you're... 193 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:37,360 Well, it's not even... 194 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,680 ...throwing in with fucking, you know, some animal. 195 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,120 Like a lion or whatever. 196 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,400 Have you ever seen the movie gladiator? 197 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:42,880 No. 198 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,880 It kind of depicts on what happened. 199 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,720 And basically, they stole these people and they get their freedom. 200 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:49,600 They had the fight. 201 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,080 Okay. 202 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,440 So they're slaves. 203 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,080 Oh, I was reading this thing about the fucking... 204 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,200 Was it the Parthenon? 205 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,080 Not the Parthenon. 206 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,360 There is a Parthenon. 207 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,000 I know, there is. 208 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:58,960 That's Greece, though. 209 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,280 Yes. 210 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,000 But what's the one... 211 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,640 The Colosseum. 212 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:01,200 The Colosseum. 213 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,400 They used to flood it. 214 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,200 Yes. 215 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,600 And they'd have boat fights in there. 216 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,240 Yeah. 217 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:06,960 I mean... 218 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,320 That place is amazing. 219 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,920 I've never been. 220 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,320 Me either, but I have saw... 221 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,320 I've seen a show that was all explaining all the architecture of it 222 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,440 and all the underground shit going on and where they kept the animals. 223 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,640 The fucking Ginda Luz, man. 224 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,840 They know how to fucking do shit. 225 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,680 That fucker was built. 226 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,240 And you know what's amazing is that thing is... 227 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:31,040 You know, I mean, I know it's in ruins now, but it's still mostly standing. 228 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,640 And that motherfucker's like 3,000 years old. 229 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,680 What do you mean, mostly standing? 230 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,320 That shit is still up to the fucking 80%. 231 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:36,800 Yeah. 232 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,440 Well, I mean... 233 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,200 Yeah, and I'm saying that fucking shit is thousands of years old. 234 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:41,680 Yeah. 235 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,880 I mean... 236 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,080 A couple, 2,000. 237 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,840 War has time. 238 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,000 War has ruined... 239 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,280 Jesus went there, right? 240 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,640 And flipped fucking tables. 241 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,800 Religious wars has ruined everything. 242 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,680 Yeah. 243 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,800 Right? 244 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,560 Actually, Hitler didn't believe in religion. 245 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,760 He was more of a procurist. 246 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,800 He was looking at that guy... 247 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,800 Which we don't know about. 248 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,600 A procurist, yeah. 249 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:00,160 Yeah. 250 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:08,160 Yeah. 251 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,760 I mean, come on, man. 252 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,760 You are this fucking cougar shit, dude. 253 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:12,560 Imagine what a fucking... 254 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,760 No, this is a man. 255 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:14,960 No, this is a man. 256 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,160 Oh, is that Ronnie? 257 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,360 Yeah, imagine what a hillbilly. 258 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:17,760 Wait a second. 259 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,760 Let me think with this guy. 260 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,160 Wait a second. 261 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,600 Is that prime? 262 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,160 Or what happened? 263 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:22,720 Wait a second. 264 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:23,760 Did something happen to him or is that prime? 265 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,160 Yes, something bad happened to him. 266 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,160 Oh, man. 267 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,680 Ronnie what? 268 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,480 Ray Ray, R-A-Y. 269 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,600 Man, all I see is a real bad tractor accident. 270 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,680 No, you would think so with that name. 271 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:38,880 Especially, he's... 272 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,800 Oh, shit. 273 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,840 He's from Donalinton County, South Carolina. 274 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:44,400 Okay. 275 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:48,000 And he was murdered outside of a KFC on Interstate 20 276 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,600 in Bishopsville. 277 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,800 Man, you already really given out 278 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:51,680 the specifics of this story. 279 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:53,040 Yeah, this motherfucker though. 280 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,240 Okay, well, why do you get murdered? 281 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:54,960 This is fucking... 282 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,160 This is the brutal part. 283 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:56,960 Oh, that he wasn't... 284 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:57,600 This guy... 285 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,600 That his intestines were demolished by KFC? 286 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,600 No, no, no, no, no. 287 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,600 They didn't use him for, they didn't use him for meat. 288 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,600 Well, no, I'm saying he had a bad shit and died. 289 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,600 Right, yeah, exactly. 290 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,600 Imagine what that KFC... 291 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,600 He ordered number three and fucking, number two to death. 292 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,600 Imagine what that KFC is like. 293 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,600 Oh, yeah. 294 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 I mean, that has gotta be... 295 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,600 Route 20 and fucking... 296 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,600 In the middle of snow and everything. 297 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,600 Route 20. 298 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,600 Right? That's fucking great. 299 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,600 He was supposed to meet up with these cats to sell them a dog. 300 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,600 He was a dog. 301 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,600 Wait a second, he met up with cats to buy his dog? 302 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,600 These dudes, these guys. 303 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,600 Sounds like a fucking bad deal from the beginning. 304 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,600 So, he sells... 305 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,600 He was selling French bulldogs. 306 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,600 Okay, they're pricey. 307 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,600 Which are very desirable, yes. 308 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,600 Yeah, they're for $2,000. 309 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,600 Right, he was gonna get $2,500 for a puppy. 310 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,600 Yeah, he just looked up on the other day. 311 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,600 So he shows up with the puppy and meets these people. 312 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,600 Please don't tell me that. 313 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,600 They grab the leash from them and shoot the guy. 314 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,600 They shoot him at least three times. 315 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,600 For a $2,500 dog? 316 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,600 Yeah, multiple assailants. 317 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:05,600 They left his bullet-ridden body just bleeding out in the fucking parking lot of the KFC. 318 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,600 Did the bull... 319 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,600 Slow down. KFC has cameras. 320 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,600 Yeah, yeah. 321 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,600 They saw everything, yes. 322 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,600 Well, I mean, the cameras... 323 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,600 The guys got away anyway. 324 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,600 Well, they'll catch them eventually. 325 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,600 And the guy, Lonnie actually brought someone with them, a friend, who was 77. 326 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,600 Jesus Christ. 327 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,600 Because he knew that these fuckers could be shady. 328 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,600 But... 329 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,600 Obviously his friend didn't do anything. 330 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,600 He didn't even get shot, either, the friend. 331 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,600 They just shot Lonnie. 332 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,600 Maybe he was in on it. 333 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,600 I doubt it, man. 334 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,600 What do you mean you doubt it? 335 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,600 It was an inside job. 336 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,600 Just like 9-11. 337 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,600 People they fucking met. 338 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,600 This is dog 11. 339 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,600 Maybe, maybe. 340 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,600 Yeah, I got his dog walker got shot walking. 341 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,600 Oh, it's her dog. 342 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,600 Have you ever heard the video? 343 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,600 No. 344 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,600 Oh my God, it is a treat for your ears and eyes, Larry. 345 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,600 He's literally walking the dogs. 346 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,600 And this guy pulls up and they... 347 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,600 They're shooting them while he's... 348 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,600 They scream and like a bat out of hell. 349 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,600 Oh my gosh. 350 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,600 This guy must have been listening to Meatloaf. 351 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,600 She got her dogs back though. 352 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,600 Lonnie's dog got stolen. 353 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,600 And he fucking lost his life. 354 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,600 Lonnie Ray. 355 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,600 Lonnie Ray. 356 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,600 Ray's out to pray for her out to your family. 357 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,600 Is that his last name? 358 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,600 Ray. 359 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,600 I wonder what his middle name was. 360 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,600 A probably Arnold. 361 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,600 Arnold. 362 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,600 Alan. 363 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,600 Adele was a drunk, apparently. 364 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,600 You know that? 365 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,600 Adele, the singer. 366 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,600 That's it. 367 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,600 I just want to be smirked. 368 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,600 I just... 369 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,600 Welcome to Larry's Besmerching Corner. 370 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,600 He just called us. 371 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,600 He just called us. 372 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,600 It happened at the perfect time 373 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,600 when I took a big fatty hit. 374 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,600 Larry's Besmerching Corner. 375 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,600 Soon we're going to turn on all our listeners 376 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,600 and we're going to make 377 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,600 full statements up about you. 378 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,600 No. I would never ever do that, man. 379 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,600 This is, this was 380 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,600 something I saw in the National 381 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,600 Choir and they said that Adele 382 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,520 that Adela's just got a problem tipping him back. 383 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,360 And I just- 384 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,200 Who doesn't? 385 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,280 Yeah, but she really, I guess, is going wild. 386 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,120 And for them to say that about a rock star, 387 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,480 she must really be fucking hitting it, you know? 388 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,720 Come on, I mean, it's all fucking, 389 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,160 it's all shit for your ears. 390 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,000 Yeah, I know, it's probably for your ears. 391 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,880 I can't believe Larry, if people saw Larry, 392 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,400 they would never think he would read the Inquirer, 393 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,200 because Inquirer in mind's one and no. 394 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:39,760 And you know what? 395 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:44,760 Excuse me. 396 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,120 The weed is good. 397 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,880 And it's so funny that those rags, 398 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,480 they make so many of them. 399 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,600 And I've always looked at them 400 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,240 when I'm doing groceries and shit, you know? 401 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,360 Yeah, I like the one that was called a National Examiner. 402 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,440 And on the cover of every one was an alien 403 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,160 like shaking hands with the president or something. 404 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,000 Yeah, not photoshopped at all. 405 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:08,840 That was really fucking- 406 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,760 That was far-fetched. 407 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,320 That one's not even photoshopped. 408 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,720 They like cut off the pictures and taped them together. 409 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,080 How about the one in England shows tits and ass? 410 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:17,920 Well, they all do. 411 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,080 When we're on tour in Europe, 412 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,800 we would look at the newspaper every day. 413 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,760 I think it's like on page six, 414 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,040 there's like a page five girl or something they call it. 415 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,600 And there's some hot fucking bras. 416 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,840 It's just tits and ass, I just said that, I mean. 417 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,880 But you know, that's how that goes. 418 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:38,880 There's this deaf woman, Kayla Vaught. 419 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,800 What's her name? 420 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,640 Vaught, VOGT, Kayla. 421 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,720 Okay, Kayla Vaught. 422 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,040 And she was, and there was a picture of her, man. 423 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,800 And she was a nurse at this North Memorial Hospital 424 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:51,960 in Minnesota. 425 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,160 Man, I would fucking want this bitch to nurse me 426 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,800 any fucking day of the week. 427 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:00,920 She was one of the hottest fucking nurses I ever saw, really. 428 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,600 And I didn't meet her in person, but the picture, 429 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,520 I mean, was stunning. 430 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,280 They had several pictures of her. 431 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,240 Okay. 432 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:11,280 She sued this hospital for $180,000 and won 433 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,000 because when COVID came out, 434 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,880 yeah, everybody had the masks on 435 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,680 and she informed these people that I'm deaf. 436 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,000 They didn't even know she was deaf. 437 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,560 Okay, so she's deaf and wearing a mask. 438 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,720 Now they said, okay, well, you can't read lips 439 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,160 and they just fired her ass and. 440 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,840 You can't read lips of the mask on. 441 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,000 That's what I'm saying. 442 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,120 I mean, come on, I mean, Jesus Christ. 443 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,760 But she fucking brought him to court 444 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,880 because they fired her and didn't want to work out 445 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:40,640 any kind of fucking compromise at all with her. 446 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,480 And she won. 447 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,320 Well, that's not even a compromise. 448 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,240 It's called Fucking American Disabilities Act. 449 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,480 You know, you can't. 450 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,720 Fire someone because they're fucking disabled. 451 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,560 No, no, but you can't. 452 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,120 You can't, can you? 453 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,000 Fuck, man, I'm stoned. 454 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,000 You can't, Larry, work with me here, kid. 455 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,840 You can't fuck with the fucking people 456 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,200 that have disabilities. 457 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,240 There's a better word than I'm trying to, 458 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,080 but I'm just gonna make it out in stupid terms. 459 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,080 Well, no, that's terminology, I believe. 460 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,920 You can't fuck with them in the law. 461 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,520 It's like you need a ramp for such a thing. 462 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,360 It's like you need a ramp for shit. 463 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,680 You need for a wheelchair. 464 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,520 You need one. 465 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,160 You can't discriminate against someone 466 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,600 because of their disability. 467 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,440 Well, exactly, there we go. 468 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,320 Discriminate, that's right. 469 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,160 Thank you, Larry. 470 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,520 Especially because she already had the fucking job 471 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,360 is the thing. 472 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,120 And people knew her disability. 473 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:26,960 It wasn't like. 474 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,160 Well, they didn't even really realize that she was deaf. 475 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,920 I guess she was pulling it off. 476 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,480 What was she doing? 477 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,480 Hopefully she was in security at a rock concert. 478 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,680 Because that would make a lot more sense. 479 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,960 I don't know, man. 480 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,800 She was a nurse. 481 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,560 I mean, she had no sign language when she didn't sign 482 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,400 language, somebody fucking. 483 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,520 No, she just carried on and looked at people's mouth. 484 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,200 Oh, man, yeah, but. 485 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,600 I don't know, I don't know, dude. 486 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,440 I didn't work with her. 487 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,120 Well, you read the story. 488 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,560 Yeah, it wasn't like an encyclopedia. 489 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,400 It was only a encyclopedia. 490 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,240 It's not even an encyclopedia. 491 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,520 Didn't you read any further? 492 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,640 Or did you read the first paragraph? 493 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:03,360 Exactly, see, you fucking ass clown, I know you, man. 494 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,840 You can't even debate me on this. 495 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,160 Do you think that's fair that they fired that bitch? 496 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,680 I think they shouldn't have fired her. 497 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,160 Well, how long ago was this? 498 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,480 This was about two months ago, three months ago. 499 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,680 No, with COVID in masks? 500 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,560 No, well, she just won the lawsuit. 501 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,480 Oh, she did? 502 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,560 Yeah, she won $180,000. 503 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,760 Shout out to. 504 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,000 Shout out to Kayla. 505 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,360 Kayla Vaught, V-O-G-T, yeah. 506 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,600 And she was pretty, man. 507 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,920 So he figured 33% is going to her lawyer. 508 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,440 Okay, we're not good at math here, 509 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,720 so you guys do the math for us, but, you know. 510 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,520 That's where a lawyer usually gets 30 to 35%. 511 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,200 She's gonna end up, she's. 512 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,040 Seriously? 513 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,400 Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. 514 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,120 This is beautiful. 515 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,360 She'll end up with like 60, she'll end up with like, you know. 516 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,640 Oh, man, this is great. 517 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,240 Larry does math. 518 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,880 Our other new corner. 519 00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,720 Yeah. 520 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,040 I should bring my kid in here, 521 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,160 and you guys, you know what's weird though too, 522 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,200 if you want to hear some shit where you can't believe 523 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,640 that they never found out. 524 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,480 Okay. 525 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,160 Well, I was reading this thing where it said, 526 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,480 Flavor Flav. 527 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,320 Oh, love him. 528 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,160 Love him. 529 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,000 Shout out to the public enemy. 530 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,480 Real name fucking William Jonathan Drayden Jr. 531 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,960 What did he do bad now? 532 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,320 Well, not really. 533 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,640 He was a real man. 534 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,360 Not too bad now. 535 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,080 Not that he didn't do anything we wouldn't do or didn't do, 536 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:30,080 but he supposedly spent $6 million on crack in six years 537 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,560 while public enemy was going on 538 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,480 and had this big time fucking crack habit going 539 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,040 and somehow kept it a secret from Chuck D 540 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,040 and all the rest of the inside crew that was his buddies. 541 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,160 Oh, that's a first. 542 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,120 I know. 543 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,560 That's what he says that they didn't fucking know. 544 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,680 Bullshit. 545 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,600 The motherfuckers first. 546 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,680 First of all, could they not know, right? 547 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,760 Chuck D was a sober motherfucker. 548 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,560 You can't tell your boys on drugs. 549 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,400 You can't tell fucking guys. 550 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,480 Literally, I walked in today and I was like, 551 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,800 are you on drugs? 552 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:00,640 Right. 553 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,480 You know what I mean? 554 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,560 Like, you're my boy. 555 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,000 You don't think Chuck D's gonna be like, 556 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,840 hey Flav, you need to stop smoking crack? 557 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,480 That's what they said in this article. 558 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,320 I found it hard to believe. 559 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:13,360 $6 million, so a million dollars a year on crack. 560 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,280 That's a lot of code. 561 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,240 Fuck man, I wish we could do the math on this. 562 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,240 Man Larry, this is a math heavy episode. 563 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,600 I know, but you know what's funny is No Shirt Nick 564 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,120 while Public Enemy was recording that 565 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,240 Bring the Noise video with anthrax, 566 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,800 they did the recording on 18th and State in Chicago 567 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,120 in front of a burning building 568 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,400 that they were gonna tear down anyway. 569 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,040 And my brother fucking, you know, 570 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,560 cause he knew people back then. 571 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,760 We were little rock, junior rock stars. 572 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,840 And he had a one on one basketball game 573 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,080 with Flavor Flav and No Shirt Nick whipped his ass. 574 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,120 And he said one of the reasons- 575 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,560 Wait a second, No Shirt Nick. 576 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,400 No Shirt Nick. 577 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,440 He'd Flavor Flav. 578 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,800 In a game of one on one basketball. 579 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,640 Are you kidding me? 580 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,520 No, I'm dead serious. 581 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,960 And one of the reasons my brother goes to the race- 582 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,040 I mean, Jesus, dude. 583 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,400 He wouldn't take off the clock thing 584 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,160 from around his neck and my brother would say, 585 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,920 you just put that thing down 586 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,240 and no one's gonna take it from you. 587 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,240 But he, you know, 588 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,080 Okay listen. 589 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,400 It compromised his game. 590 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,800 Listen, okay, for you to smoke a million dollars a crack 591 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:19,800 in one year, 365 days, that's $2,739, $40. 592 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,680 So write that down. 593 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,520 So write that down. 594 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,360 My pen all of a sudden is over. 595 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,360 $2,740. 596 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,080 This fucking pen doesn't work, man. 597 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:28,920 Can you believe this? 598 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,760 It's like your dick. 599 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,880 What the fuck, dude? 600 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,480 Okay, 2,740 dollars a day on crack. 601 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,320 Okay. 602 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,000 Let's now figure you're getting ounces of crack. 603 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,920 500. 604 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,880 Okay. 605 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,600 You know what I mean? 606 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,840 Let's figure out how much he did a day. 607 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,120 The fucker was smoking four ounces or more 608 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:55,480 or a crack a day, a quarter pound of crack a day. 609 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,480 That's impossible. 610 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,320 Yeah, I know. 611 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,160 That's fucking impossible. 612 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,000 Welcome to drug mass. 613 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,640 Flare in needles. 614 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,120 Because I'll tell you what, man, 615 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,480 I smoked a lot of crack and not. 616 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,400 Okay, well, you didn't need to say that to our listeners, 617 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,240 but that's fine. 618 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,400 We all know you have a, 619 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,720 Anyways, but I haven't done it in many, many, many, 620 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,640 many years, but I could tell you, 621 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,960 when I was going balls out, 622 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,400 even hanging around with the dealer, 623 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,240 there was no way anybody even got close 624 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,520 to smoking near an ounce. 625 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,320 The first one is the best one, and then you chase it. 626 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,400 And it's never ever, I mean, it does, but then you die. 627 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,000 If you're smoking a quarter pound a day, 628 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000 that's like smoking up 10 people every day too. 629 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,080 Like, and everyone's going wild with big fucking hits too. 630 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:36,920 So yeah. 631 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,120 But he actually has arrests for doing, 632 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,680 he pulled the shotgun out on crack, 633 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,240 but $6 million. 634 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,080 Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous. 635 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,960 I mean, that's fucking an interesting over. 636 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,040 It's hard to believe. 637 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,600 So he's full of shit. 638 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,920 We call bullshit on Flavor Flav, allegedly. 639 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,000 No, not allegedly. 640 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,840 No, I call bullshit not allegedly, 641 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,680 but allegedly. 642 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,640 On the news article we see. 643 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,960 Yeah, that was just alleged. 644 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,560 Who knows if that's the truth? 645 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,920 I saw this other thing about this fucking, 646 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:08,920 it was the meteorologist from Fox News, Adam Klotz. 647 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,760 Oh, is that the guy with the child? 648 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,720 He's from New York City? 649 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,560 What? 650 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,380 Oh, no, okay. 651 00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:15,560 No, he didn't do any child weird shit, 652 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,440 but speaking of children though, 653 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,360 two 15 year old kids in a 17 year old kid 654 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,600 plus one of their friends that they didn't catch 655 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,480 beat the fuck out of that guy on a subway train. 656 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,560 Oh yeah, I heard about that. 657 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,560 They were starting someone's hair on fire. 658 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,520 Is this Frisco? 659 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,720 No, this is in New York. 660 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,840 Okay, I missed you, I'm sorry. 661 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,720 Yeah, and you know, they fucked him up with bad bruised ribs, 662 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,240 black eyes, cuts and bruises on his face and whatnot. 663 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,440 Did you say black eyes? 664 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,840 Yeah, black eyes. 665 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,680 No, you missed that one. 666 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,840 Was it, I know, yeah. 667 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:46,960 Well, no, I don't know. 668 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,640 And the kids were screaming, you know, 669 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,440 put him to sleep, put him to sleep. 670 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,840 Was there around him in a circle, kicking him and shit? 671 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,960 And you know, all he was like trying to protect some guy 672 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,640 that was getting his hair lit on fire 673 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,840 by these crazy motherfuckers. 674 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,840 Can I say something? 675 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,680 Sure. 676 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,920 Within the last, okay, so how many people, let's see, 677 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,760 so I think 13 people got murdered in Chicago last week. 678 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,160 Yeah, oh, I got some numbers upstairs. 679 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,360 Okay, well, that doesn't help me, I'm not. 680 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,080 The Juneteenth was a hell of a fucking celebration. 681 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,920 One day, the Juneteenth was bad. 682 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:22,920 I think there was over 40 or 50 murders on that day. 683 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,240 In Chicago. 684 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,240 No, not in Chicago, or across the country. 685 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,640 I got the numbers upstairs, I wrote them down, shit. 686 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,800 They're not in my notebooks, so I don't have them on me. 687 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,200 I should have fucking had those. 688 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,000 But man, it was a lot, it was a lot. 689 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,800 Imagine if you and I went to a party 690 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,960 and we had to worry about somebody carrying a gun. 691 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,360 Yeah, well. 692 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,280 Seriously. 693 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,120 Well. 694 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,240 Do you wanna live like that? 695 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,600 Like, you know what I mean? 696 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,080 Like, it sucks to live like that. 697 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,640 Well, first of all, you know. 698 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,960 I mean, what does it, what does- 699 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,000 It's all their behavior, it's the behavior 700 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000 of the people doing it. 701 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,800 What does killing get you? 702 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,640 Nothing. 703 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,960 Nothing, well, I don't know. 704 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,120 It could be a jail sentence. 705 00:22:59,120 --> 00:22:59,960 Yeah. 706 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,800 Or you could kill- 707 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,640 Maybe not, not around here. 708 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,960 You get a fucking ankle brace, 709 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,320 let it get to go out and keep killing. 710 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,880 You'll get away with it until you do something bad again. 711 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,720 An ankle bracelet is just a band-aid. 712 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,560 Yeah. 713 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,400 You know what I mean? 714 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,240 An ankle stuff is slow. 715 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,080 It ain't gonna do anything. 716 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:12,920 No, man, let me tell you. 717 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,400 It doesn't even keep him in the house for five minutes. 718 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,400 I've worn an ankle bracelet four times. 719 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,240 I know. 720 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,080 You know what I mean? 721 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,440 You swimming in my pool with an ankle bracelet. 722 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,280 Yeah. 723 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,320 At least it was clean. 724 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,920 Probably the cleanest it's ever been. 725 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,520 Cleanest ankle bracelet in the world. 726 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,360 Yes. 727 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,040 I should have bedazzled it. 728 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,640 We could have done weird foot porn with it. 729 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,600 Yeah, yeah. 730 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,600 How about this, man? 731 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,120 Marion Ross, you know who that is? 732 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:39,960 That's Mrs. C. 733 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,800 I heard the name. 734 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,840 That's Mrs. C from Happy Days. 735 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,840 Okay. 736 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,880 She's 90 fucking four years old. 737 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,200 Damn, she's still alive. 738 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,040 Yeah, and you know what? 739 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,680 Oh, shit, dude. 740 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,160 Yeah, she's all hot and wet to fucking 741 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,760 make a new Happy Days quick before she dies. 742 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,600 Yeah. 743 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,440 She's 94. 744 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,280 Yeah, and Henry. 745 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,440 Mitch, lay down, we need some tan-ax. 746 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,640 Bonsie, right. 747 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,520 Bonsie who's 77 said, yeah, okay, I'll do it with you. 748 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,680 They should do a porno. 749 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,280 Soon that would be easy. 750 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,040 Would you bang her, Mrs. C? 751 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:10,880 What does she look like? 752 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,960 Well, she's 94 now. 753 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,800 Well, that doesn't, I mean, that's just- 754 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,640 Do you remember her? 755 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,640 Age is just a number, Larry. 756 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,200 I don't know what she looks like now, but I mean- 757 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,160 Well, what did I tell you last episode? 758 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,600 I want pictures. 759 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,640 We'll back in a day, I would have fucking banged Mrs. C. 760 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,840 I mean, for sure. 761 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,680 Okay, but- 762 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,520 She was cute. 763 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,880 Yeah, and? 764 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,720 Would I bang her? 765 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,200 I mean, I'm 94. 766 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,760 I might do it just because she's Mrs. C from Happy Days. 767 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,920 The only way I do it is she broke me into her will 768 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,240 because I'd bust her hip out. 769 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,560 I don't want to get arrested. 770 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,400 She'd have to sign an NDA. 771 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,920 But you know, I doubt that they're gonna get Ron Howard, 772 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,440 who's Richie, one of the main characters. 773 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,640 Yeah, no, that ain't gonna happen. 774 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,080 And then they got Don Most, that's Ralph Malfe. 775 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,920 He probably hasn't done shit in the last- 776 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,760 Don E. Most. 777 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,200 50 years, yeah, he'll be easy to get. 778 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,720 And Anson Williams, Potsy, he's fucking easy to get. 779 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,760 They're still live all these people. 780 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,600 Yeah, those three are, but you know, what's funny is 781 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,520 there was no mention whatsoever of Scott Bale, 782 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,760 you know, Chachi, Ponzi's nephew. 783 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,600 Really? 784 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,440 Yeah. 785 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,280 Well, he's a- 786 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,680 Because he's a right-leaning fucking guy. 787 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,520 I don't know about that. 788 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,360 And they're all lefties. 789 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,200 No, that's for sure. 790 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,040 He probably said no. 791 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,040 No, no, no. 792 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:14,880 They didn't even ask- 793 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:15,720 How do you know? 794 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,440 Cause, man, they didn't even mention the motherfucker. 795 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,200 Exactly, so he probably said no. 796 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,640 Because I happen to know that he's a righty 797 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,440 and these motherfuckers are all lefties. 798 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,760 All right, now you're just fucking making accusations. 799 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,600 I'm telling ya. 800 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,000 I'm telling ya. 801 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,080 Listen, I'm gonna tell you right now. 802 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,720 I'm telling you, that's my theory and you fucking- 803 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,680 Fucking Chachi Banks so much, plus dude. 804 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,120 Dude, Scott Bale got- 805 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:34,960 I mean, why wouldn't they have him? 806 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,760 Pam Anderson fucking all the Baywatch crew- 807 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,120 Why wouldn't they have him, man? 808 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:39,960 He's a big drop there. 809 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,400 Cause he's got cash. 810 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,240 He doesn't need it. 811 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,000 Dude, so does fucking Ponzi. 812 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,400 He's doing them fucking reverse mortgages and shit. 813 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,160 You got him confused with another guy. 814 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,480 Ponzi, Henry Winkler. 815 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,600 Hey. 816 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,440 Yeah, I know who that motherfucker is. 817 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,600 That motherfucker is mortgages and shit. 818 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,040 I don't watch TV, so I don't know. 819 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,360 He used to, at least. 820 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,280 Oh, well, there you go. 821 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,840 Man, you just changed your tune so quickly. 822 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,040 No, he does, man. 823 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:01,880 I'm sure- 824 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:02,840 He did. 825 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,680 He still does, I'm sure. 826 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,760 How do you know? 827 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:05,800 Well, I'm sure he does. 828 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,200 Oh, now we're speculating. 829 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,040 Oh, yeah, suck my dick. 830 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,960 Fonzarelli fucking doing reverse mortgages. 831 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,160 You don't fucking know shit. 832 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,880 You're the one who's speculating. 833 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,560 How do I know shit? 834 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,520 Fonzarelli does not do reverse mortgages. 835 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,640 Well, anyways, Tom Bosley, Mr. C, he's fucking dead. 836 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,960 Wait a second, wait, wait. 837 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,800 Tom Bosley. 838 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,640 The hair guy. 839 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,480 The dad. 840 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,040 Who's that? 841 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,160 Mr. C, from fucking happy days. 842 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,880 Oh, we're still talking about happy days. 843 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,040 Dude, yeah, we didn't change the subject. 844 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,400 I thought we were gonna because- 845 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,320 Hell, not in there. 846 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,160 Okay, Aaron Moore- 847 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,280 Just like Tom Bosley, this bit is dead. 848 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:39,120 Okay, fuck you. 849 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:39,960 Fuck you. 850 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,800 Fuck you. 851 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,640 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 852 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,200 Fucking amazing, I love you literally. 853 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,080 You suck. 854 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:48,920 Fuck you. 855 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,160 All right, cockhole. 856 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,920 Brian Warner, 54 years old, 857 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,560 stands accused of sexually abusing a woman for years. 858 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,320 Jesus Christ, literally. 859 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,560 Starting when she was 16 years old. 860 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,400 It's not the first time he's been charged with sex crimes. 861 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,560 Who, she or he? 862 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,200 He, Brian Warner. 863 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,040 Okay. 864 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:09,880 He's a fucking- 865 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:10,720 From where? 866 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,400 He's Marilyn Manson. 867 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,120 Huh? 868 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,680 Marilyn Manson, Brian Warner, that's- 869 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,520 That's his name. 870 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,880 No, I thought his name was different than that. 871 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:18,720 Are you sure? 872 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,280 No, I'm pretty damn fucking sure, I read it. 873 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,320 Okay. 874 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,200 He's a fucking dirtbag, Satanist, Jag off. 875 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,560 I'd like to get that out there. 876 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,400 Larry. 877 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,240 Yeah, let's- 878 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,520 Wait a second, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 879 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,520 Listen, when you have a whole persona, 880 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,480 you have to keep up with it, right? 881 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,920 So you gotta fucking have some broad captives 882 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,760 in your house who- 883 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,800 First of all, I'm gonna tell you right now, 884 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,080 you don't, this guy, you think he's really 885 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,560 holding women captive? 886 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,400 Yeah. 887 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,600 He probably got caught up in the moment with her, 888 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,640 and they both were doing drugs and shit got bad, 889 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,800 and I'm not defending him, but I'm saying- 890 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,640 I'm playing- 891 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,800 You've been in a moment of complete disrepair. 892 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,640 I've been in that moment. 893 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,960 And it just fucking blows out. 894 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,800 Yeah. 895 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,560 Yeah, you haven't? 896 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,400 And you're just like, I need the call- 897 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,360 Yeah, but I wouldn't keep someone hostage or fucking- 898 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,200 No, no, no, no, see, but, okay, listen. 899 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,080 First of all, Rachel Wood-Evon was- 900 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,080 First of all, he started fucking banging her 901 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,560 when she was 16. 902 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,120 So I think that's against the law as far as the- 903 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,960 No, I mean, you're a lawyer. 904 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,120 I know the law. 905 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,480 He might have flown to fucking- 906 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,520 Flown her to fucking- 907 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,560 Fuck, Idaho. 908 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,400 Poland. 909 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,040 I don't know, Idaho, someone where their laws 910 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,280 are lax on that stuff. 911 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,120 Yeah, I don't know about that. 912 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,080 Seriously, this guy tours the country. 913 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,920 You don't think these pedophiles are like, 914 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,880 hey, I'm gonna be in Idaho, the legal limit is 15. 915 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,880 You never looked at that ad, did you, Larry? 916 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,280 That aspect of it? 917 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,600 Well, I don't know. 918 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,400 Yeah, you do know. 919 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,240 We just talked about- 920 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,080 Whatever, who cares? 921 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,840 This story's fucking dead too. 922 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,680 Oh. 923 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,400 I got a better one. 924 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,880 I got a way better one anyway. 925 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,320 That was just something for me to cut into Marilyn Manson. 926 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,840 Because I think he's a chooch. 927 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,800 Yeah, he really is a chooch. 928 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,080 He's a cunt. 929 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,280 His music sucks. 930 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,120 I don't like his music. 931 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,400 I really don't listen to it. 932 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,400 People are fucking enthralled by it. 933 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,760 It doesn't tickle my fancy. 934 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,240 He's a fucking black magician, devil-worsening. 935 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,560 Oh, he's black? 936 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,400 Yeah. 937 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,240 Oh. 938 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,080 In his heart. 939 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,920 Hmm. 940 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,760 Okay. 941 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,640 Do you think the kids that beat down- 942 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,840 The Marines? 943 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,840 No, beat down the Fox News guy were white or black. 944 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,000 Come on, Larry, you forgot to play this game. 945 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,080 I mean, this is mad at us now. 946 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,240 I know, now, see, that's what you do to me, motherfucker. 947 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,080 Okay, here I'm about this. 948 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:32,920 I think you're racist. 949 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,120 That's what I do to you. 950 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,600 That's what you get. 951 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,440 Here you go. 952 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,360 Oh, that's what I get now. 953 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,840 Shut your fucking pie hole. 954 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:44,840 You're gonna love this one. 955 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,640 Oh, man. 956 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,000 This is fucking ridiculous. 957 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,360 God damn you. 958 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,000 When I saw this, I was like, are you fucking kidding me? 959 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,840 All right, well. 960 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,160 I'm gonna read it like three times. 961 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,160 The suspense is killing me. 962 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,520 New title episode. 963 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,800 This lady. 964 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,840 Jennifer Mage. 965 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:05,920 Come on, Larry. 966 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,800 I mean, you know, making stories out. 967 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,040 MAEDGE. 968 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,360 Wait, what? 969 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,640 It's Mage, MAEDGE. 970 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,800 And she's a hoarder, okay? 971 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,920 And- Of what? 972 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,760 Everything. 973 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,600 Everything. 974 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,000 Her house is just filled with shit. 975 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,040 Yeah, I know those people. 976 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,720 All kinds of shit. 977 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:28,400 And so her husband goes missing and she calls the cops. 978 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,440 Oh, man, come on, Larry. 979 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,520 She can't find him. 980 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,120 Larry, this is just, I mean, Larry, come on, man. 981 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,960 You're just throwing corn on the top of the water 982 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,360 and getting someone to bite. 983 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:43,360 Because man, Larry, please finish, please. 984 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,680 I apologize for interrupting you, but man. 985 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,360 Oh, what was his name again? 986 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,440 Oh, wait, his name was Richard. 987 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,280 Richard what? 988 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,120 Mage. 989 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:54,960 Richard Mage, okay. 990 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:55,800 He was 53. 991 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,920 All right, all right, Pete Richard. 992 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,640 And his wife, Jennifer, 993 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,400 she reports him missing in April 994 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,800 and they're looking all over the cops, 995 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,640 they're looking for him. 996 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,480 They searched the house for him a couple times. 997 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,400 Oh, they're hoarders. 998 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,720 Yeah, and they're hoarders. 999 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,920 They can't find him. 1000 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,840 And it turns out the motherfucker- 1001 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,720 Wait, wait, wait. 1002 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,480 Oh, wait, okay. 1003 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,640 Yeah, well, you know. 1004 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,320 I was gonna guess that something fell on him 1005 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,720 and he got buried. 1006 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,360 No, but so, you know, they couldn't even find him 1007 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,320 because of the, even if he was dead in the house, 1008 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,400 because the house smelled so fucking bad already. 1009 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,440 A decomposing body? 1010 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,600 A decomposing body blended in. 1011 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,880 Would not alter the air quality. 1012 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,720 Exactly. 1013 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,240 You're just huffing human flesh. 1014 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:42,920 This fucking motherfucker is dead for eight months 1015 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,320 in the house and she finds him 1016 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,400 when she's putting up the Christmas fucking decorations. 1017 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,320 Oh, yeah, she goes in the attic. 1018 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,760 I think he was in the closet, but this fucking guy- 1019 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,080 Yeah, you're just like you. 1020 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:55,920 Yeah. 1021 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,520 It was fucking crazy though, man, 1022 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,800 because the coroner said Richard was way past 1023 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,120 the point of decomposition and he was a mummy. 1024 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,680 He actually was mummified. 1025 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,520 He turned into a mummy. 1026 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,040 Oh, because everything was compressed down him? 1027 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,000 Yeah, I got so- 1028 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,680 Or in the attic maybe because of the conditions. 1029 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,520 I don't know. 1030 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,840 And you know what blows my mind? 1031 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,240 Is this fucking bitch with a house like that 1032 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,800 with all this shit and you can't even find a dead body? 1033 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,800 You don't even know where your husband is for eight fucking 1034 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,600 months and you know where the Christmas tree decorations 1035 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,440 and shit are? 1036 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,320 Obviously you've never watched Hoarders The Show, have you? 1037 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,640 It's fucking insane, man. 1038 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,680 Have you watched Hoarders The Show? 1039 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,480 I've seen an episode or two, but I don't- 1040 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,760 Okay, so one or two. 1041 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,840 Okay, so listen. 1042 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:37,680 I don't like to get into it. 1043 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,040 They have episodes, Larry, where people, 1044 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:43,120 literally their bathroom is just filled with stuff 1045 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,880 and they shit in a bucket and throw it out. 1046 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,120 They have dead animals in the house. 1047 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,560 I had six cats, now I have two. 1048 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,320 And where are the other four? 1049 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,040 Where do you think they are, bitch? 1050 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,040 Dead somewhere. 1051 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,800 Yeah, exactly. 1052 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,840 This motherfucker, her house smelled so bad, 1053 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,080 like fucking sewage and shit. 1054 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,240 Like human death? 1055 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,960 That you couldn't even smell the fucking dead guy. 1056 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,800 The cops didn't even know where he was. 1057 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,880 I mean, come on, dude. 1058 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,720 That is fucking- 1059 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,040 This is the- 1060 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,960 She was from Illinois. 1061 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,800 The worst fucking police fucking state. 1062 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,440 Well, who knows? 1063 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,120 I mean, the police work ever. 1064 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,360 They didn't go in the attic. 1065 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,400 They couldn't find this guy. 1066 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,400 You imagine this- 1067 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,200 Oh, in a closet? 1068 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,440 They might not have wanted to spend very much time 1069 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,200 on that fucking joint anyway. 1070 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,320 Larry, listen. 1071 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,400 They've probably said, I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1072 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,280 Isn't that crazy? 1073 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,880 Imagine dying in your own house. 1074 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,720 And you're fucking- 1075 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,760 Nobody finding you for eight months. 1076 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,280 And they're just like, oh, that motherfucker's gone. 1077 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,120 It was nice, though. 1078 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,160 Dude, he was dead in the corner. 1079 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,120 And they're just like eating TV dinners 1080 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:49,040 and like a narrow pathway to the kitchen. 1081 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,800 But you've never seen hoarders, which is crazy. 1082 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,960 Dude, these people have shit stacked up 1083 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,880 almost to the fucking ceiling. 1084 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,960 And they have passed through them. 1085 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,760 Yeah, I've seen- 1086 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,360 I saw one or two episodes. 1087 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,000 I have seen it where it was crazy. 1088 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,320 It's amazing that people- 1089 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,680 Like, it's weird how the human brain works. 1090 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,520 You know what I mean? 1091 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,560 Like, you could be addicted to something 1092 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,880 or you could be addicted to this. 1093 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,600 Like, you like smelling feet. 1094 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,440 Or you like farting on chicks. 1095 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,000 How did you know? 1096 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:15,840 How did you know? 1097 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:16,680 Oh, I mean, dude, 1098 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,160 you got the worst hippy feet right now, Larry. 1099 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,520 They are so dirty. 1100 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,080 It is disgusting. 1101 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,640 I really did not even want to let you 1102 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,000 in the lab with those things. 1103 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:25,840 Oh, man. 1104 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:26,960 Dude, I mean, see, it looks like- 1105 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,120 You look Barney Rubble, dude. 1106 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,440 It looks like you've been stopping fucking cars all day. 1107 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,640 They're actually pretty clean. 1108 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,480 I had to go in my garage. 1109 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,480 No, they're dirty as fuck, dude. 1110 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,600 They're black as shit. 1111 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,600 Other than the black part, they're clean. 1112 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,760 They mean the tops of your foot. 1113 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,080 Yeah, the top. 1114 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:42,920 The top part's are fucking- 1115 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,400 It's like you got vans on. 1116 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,720 And then they're like, oh, that's just your feet. 1117 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:47,560 Ha ha ha. 1118 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,400 Ha ha ha. 1119 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,000 Ha ha ha. 1120 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,840 Like dark souls. 1121 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,240 Oh, fuck me, man. 1122 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:53,360 Yeah, oh, Jesus. 1123 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,840 Larry, you're not my type. 1124 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,240 Well, that's not what I hear. 1125 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,080 Fucking- 1126 00:34:59,080 --> 00:34:59,920 From who? 1127 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,760 Ha ha ha. 1128 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,720 Who is bringing that down the pipe line? 1129 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,640 That's not the word. 1130 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,640 That's not the word around voice, though. 1131 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,480 You've been having a real problem with that lately. 1132 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,320 I don't know. 1133 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,160 No, it shouldn't be. 1134 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,720 Hey, listen, you remember Lyle and Eric Menendez? 1135 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,360 What do you mean, do I remember that? 1136 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,200 I mean, come on, man. 1137 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,080 Remember when you gave me that basketball card? 1138 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:18,920 Oh, yeah. 1139 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,760 For you. 1140 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,080 Dude, I gave Larry... 1141 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,520 Ha ha ha ha. 1142 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,360 If you don't know, Eric and Lyle. 1143 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,720 Okay, you go through it, Larry, though. 1144 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,600 Eric and Lyle Menendez were at a basketball game, 1145 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,440 supposedly the night- 1146 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,880 Oh, the three of their backstory, 1147 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,720 and then you were gonna- 1148 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,040 Oh, their backstory was, you know, 1149 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,720 everyone should know about the Menendez. 1150 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:37,560 Not at all. 1151 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,400 They killed their parents, 1152 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,600 but they said that their father molested them and shit, 1153 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,040 and beat them and treated them terribly. 1154 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,960 They were fucking viable accusations about that. 1155 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,760 I don't know, viable for your work. 1156 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,960 Here's one of the fucked up things now. 1157 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,280 They've been locked up for 30 fucking years. 1158 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,400 Anyways, Niels bought me a basketball card, 1159 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:00,520 and Eric and Lyle Menendez are in the front row courtside, 1160 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,040 on this guy, something Jackson. 1161 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,120 And they just killed their parents a couple days ago. 1162 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,520 And they're at a fucking game, 1163 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,400 taking in a nice courtside seat. 1164 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,040 Well, anyways, these motherfuckers have been locked up 1165 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,880 for 30 years now. 1166 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:18,080 And now this guy, Roy Rosello, 1167 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,960 he was the singer from Minuto. 1168 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:20,800 He was the singer from Minuto. 1169 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,600 Oh yeah, cause he came forward and said that 1170 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,480 Lyle Menendez fucking molested him. 1171 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,320 Which is crazy. 1172 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,040 These guys probably shouldn't have been fucking good. 1173 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,280 You know, he did, he ate their soup. 1174 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,120 Ah. 1175 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,960 Ha, ha, ha. 1176 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,800 Ha, ha, ha. 1177 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,200 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 1178 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,040 Oh man. 1179 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:38,880 That's fucking good. 1180 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:43,400 So, you know, maybe fucking Eric and Lyle, 1181 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,080 you know, should not be locked up like they are. 1182 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,520 Maybe they already did their time. 1183 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,200 30 years was long enough. 1184 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,400 Okay, so they killed their dad, 1185 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,160 but the guy was fucking ass raping him the whole time. 1186 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,120 But we don't know that. 1187 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:58,160 Well, he fucking had his way with Roy. 1188 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,960 I do know from one of my other favorite podcasts, 1189 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,560 Little Stinkers, that Jose Menendez, 1190 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,960 went out of this country, came back, 1191 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,080 had a party with a bunch of people, 1192 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:15,080 and put on a video of children watching people having sex. 1193 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,320 Come on. 1194 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,160 That's recounted by people that were at the party 1195 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,000 and they all laughed. 1196 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,560 What the fuck is wrong with that guy? 1197 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,400 So, you know what? 1198 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,240 These Eric and Lyle should probably be let out. 1199 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,440 I say freedom and then does, boys. 1200 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,200 Do you think they're gonna kill again? 1201 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,040 No. 1202 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:32,880 Exactly. 1203 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,960 I think that they had something against their dad 1204 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,600 who, in rightfully so. 1205 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,440 It was a grudge. 1206 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,400 I'm gonna tell you right now. 1207 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,240 As soon as those fuckers get out of prison 1208 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,600 and go to a halfway house, 1209 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,760 the amount of pussy and money 1210 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,560 that's gonna be raining on them, 1211 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,560 man, you couldn't fend it off with a seven pound alligator. 1212 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,400 I know. 1213 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,440 I mean, 11 footer for that matter. 1214 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,520 They're just, they got an alligator. 1215 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,700 Hey, but I don't even think that they're ever gonna even 1216 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:58,960 be considered to be let out just because, 1217 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,400 you know, this other guy says, 1218 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,480 yeah, Jose Menendez did this to me. 1219 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,200 But there's also other people saying that that happened. 1220 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,160 Yeah, and obviously if he's showing that kind of a movie 1221 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,480 at a fucking party, guys fucked up. 1222 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,600 And he was laughing. 1223 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,440 That's the kind of person that we'd like to get down here 1224 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,440 in the studio when the tapes aren't rolling 1225 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,080 and fucking work them over in the soundproof room. 1226 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,880 I am not having gay sex in the lab. 1227 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,880 I don't know what you're talking about. 1228 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,800 I mean, we have to work down here. 1229 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,480 This is the place of work I should call Osho. 1230 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,240 He's having gay sex down there. 1231 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,600 This is a drug free workplace. 1232 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,920 Free drug workplace. 1233 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,040 This is a free, this is a work free drug place. 1234 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,480 Oh my God, Larry, how many times 1235 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,640 have you got a butcher to that motherfucker? 1236 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,400 No, this used to be- 1237 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,760 A free drug workplace. 1238 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,640 No, dude, no, it should be, 1239 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,080 this is a work free drug place. 1240 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,240 Yes. Yeah. 1241 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,760 And then we switch it around. 1242 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,840 Welcome to my wool. 1243 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,320 Notice there's no pee in it. 1244 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,160 Fuck you. 1245 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:05,760 Some guy in Arkansas fucking... 1246 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,520 He gets arrested. 1247 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,120 I love you, Larry. 1248 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:14,160 He gets arrested for giving his kid a fucking pierced ear. 1249 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,480 How old was the kid? 1250 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,160 The kid was like under 16, but, you know, 1251 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,320 he wanted it. 1252 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,560 40 seconds, 40 seconds. 1253 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,560 Who's this boy? 1254 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,920 Okay, so a guy in Arkansas. 1255 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,960 Yeah. 1256 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,320 Got arrested. 1257 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,120 For piercing his son's ear. 1258 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,120 On his own? 1259 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,320 Yeah. 1260 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,320 He put the needle through the ear? 1261 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,480 Or did he go to a shop and get it done? 1262 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,280 I think he did it. 1263 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,320 But what's the difference? 1264 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,320 Who cares? 1265 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,320 Speculatory Larry. 1266 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,480 What the fuck is the difference? 1267 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,560 Because it makes a huge difference. 1268 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,560 Does it? 1269 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,080 Yeah, because now that place is liable 1270 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,880 if they let a fucking little kid do that shit. 1271 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,880 I think he did it. 1272 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,360 He did it at home. 1273 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,760 Let's go meet him. 1274 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,880 His name is Jeremy Sherlin. 1275 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,880 He's 45 years old. 1276 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,880 Nice. 1277 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,880 Well, he is a good dude. 1278 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,880 He's a cool dude. 1279 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:58,880 He's a tough guy, too. 1280 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,640 He took five fucking cops to fucking take him down. 1281 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,640 Jesus, Larry. 1282 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,160 I mean, that's not really a tough guy. 1283 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,160 Was he on PCP? 1284 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,120 No, he just wasn't having it, man. 1285 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,960 He said fuck you and the cops. 1286 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,200 Come on, one guy takes on five guys. 1287 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,600 No, he didn't take them on. 1288 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,760 They got them, but it took five of them. 1289 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,240 Man, this is when we need video to pull it up 1290 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,240 and let me watch it. 1291 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,960 We don't got that kind of budget. 1292 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,960 We need a capability. 1293 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,960 It shall be a little soon. 1294 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,600 And the kid wanted to get his ears pierced. 1295 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,800 Check out Larry's Onlyfans. 1296 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,240 Flintstone feet, hashtag Larry. 1297 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:33,680 That's how we're paying for our video equipment. 1298 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:39,760 Yeah, I mean, you figure 80 to 90% of girls under 16 have their fucking ears pierced. 1299 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,080 Why should this boy's dad get in trouble for this? 1300 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,960 I don't understand the story. 1301 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:45,960 It's very confusing. 1302 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,760 Look, he went to school with a pierced ear and someone turned him in and for what? 1303 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,760 Fucking being too young. 1304 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,760 I don't know. 1305 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,760 Some loudmouth teacher. 1306 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,760 Fucking this motherfucker. 1307 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,760 Yeah, so it has some. 1308 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,480 Probably that's what I mean. 1309 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,280 I mean, that's what I'm saying. 1310 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,160 They shouldn't have arrested the guy, man. 1311 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,000 Don't you can't follow a fucking story, dude. 1312 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Come on. 1313 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,640 Man, you need to stop looking at that other guy and saying that. 1314 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,640 Not that and forth. 1315 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,800 No, I understand what you're fucking saying, Larry, but that is Asinine. 1316 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:19,280 This guy fucking his kid goes to school, he pierces his ear. 1317 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,280 I understand that. 1318 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,280 But at the same time. 1319 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,840 It's Asinine that someone turned him in and that they fucking arrested the guy is the 1320 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,840 part that I think is Asinine. 1321 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,000 What other underlying issues were there? 1322 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,560 They didn't they didn't say any other. 1323 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,880 But you don't know that's what I'm saying. 1324 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,880 There might have been other underlying issues. 1325 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,880 Did he have a sister? 1326 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,880 The kid didn't want. 1327 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,880 There's stuff going on. 1328 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,320 I don't know, but the kid didn't want his dad to get arrested and he said, I want him 1329 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,280 my ears pierced, leave my dad alone. 1330 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,280 You fucking. 1331 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,280 This is what this is. 1332 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,280 How old was he again? 1333 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,280 You never give me a live copper. 1334 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,280 All of a sudden he started speaking like a fucking gangster. 1335 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,280 Listen here, coppers. 1336 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,080 He's from South Carolina. 1337 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,080 No, that would be funny. 1338 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,080 Arkansas. 1339 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,080 Arkansas. 1340 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:04,160 So if they intertwined the gangster talk with the Southern Draw, that would be pretty 1341 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,160 funny. 1342 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,520 That's a new type of gangster movie right there. 1343 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,520 Pending Larry and Needles. 1344 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,520 Down South. 1345 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,200 Is it Pending or Trademarked? 1346 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,840 Pending if it's like a toy. 1347 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,920 Clothing or something like that. 1348 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,520 Trademarked Larry and Needles. 1349 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,520 Yeah. 1350 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,520 We're going to intertwine what again? 1351 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,520 Shit. 1352 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,520 Oh shit. 1353 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:28,640 How about fucking McDonald's? 1354 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,640 You like McDonald's? 1355 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,640 Nope. 1356 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,640 Me either. 1357 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,280 You know that they're the biggest purchasers of eyeballs in the world, right? 1358 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,840 I mean fucking, Jesus Christ Larry. 1359 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,760 I mean, if you're going to hit a grand slam, you better back this fucker up. 1360 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:44,760 No, it is. 1361 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:50,160 Well, you know, when George Bush was in office, he made all his fucking millionaire cow friend. 1362 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,160 He made it. 1363 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,160 Wait a second. 1364 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,160 Stop. 1365 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,160 Why would you throw the water bottle? 1366 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,360 I want to crush it up, but I don't want to make noise in the mic, so I'm going to crush 1367 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,560 it up when we're done and throw it in the thing, man. 1368 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:05,520 But anyways, George Bush said any part of the cattle, no matter what part it is, is considered 1369 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,520 beef. 1370 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:11,680 So when McDonald's writes 100% pure beef, it's like eyeballs and fucking all sorts of 1371 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,680 fucking crazy shit. 1372 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,680 Man, Larry. 1373 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,680 I mean, a cow's eyeball. 1374 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,680 One time I was staring at a cow eye to eye. 1375 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,560 I was smoking a joint and I got scared because it started. 1376 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,040 I snorted, which is amazing. 1377 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,040 Yeah. 1378 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:26,520 It started coming at me a little bit and it made this weird noise and fucking the eyeball 1379 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,160 and the cow is like the size of my fist, man. 1380 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,680 It's like bigger than a league ball. 1381 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,760 You know what I'm saying? 1382 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:33,760 It was like scary. 1383 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,760 The eyeball? 1384 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,760 Yeah. 1385 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:36,760 Well, yeah. 1386 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,760 Because cows are fucking big, man. 1387 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,760 1400 pounds. 1388 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,760 Over a ton, right? 1389 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,760 Yeah. 1390 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,760 What's a ton? 1391 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:42,760 A ton is 2,000 pounds. 1392 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,760 Okay. 1393 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,600 So three quarters of a ton. 1394 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:52,360 But anyways, McDonald's had this 10 year old, they got caught with some 10 year old boy 1395 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,360 working a deep fryer. 1396 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,360 Wait a second. 1397 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,360 Wait, where is this? 1398 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,360 I'll tell you. 1399 00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:00,480 And then the 10th grader burnt his fucking hand with hot oil. 1400 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:05,880 I know I should laugh at that, but it's funny as fuck. 1401 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,960 No, it's not. 1402 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,720 Children are getting maimed in your laugh. 1403 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:10,720 And they got them. 1404 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,720 Listen. 1405 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,720 They got them on this podcast. 1406 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:16,120 They got them working midnight, sometimes two in the morning and they're barely paying 1407 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,320 them or sometimes not even on the clock. 1408 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,440 Is he special needs? 1409 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,720 No, and it's McDonald's is doing this. 1410 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,720 Which McDonald's? 1411 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:24,720 Let's call them out. 1412 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,920 62 locations across several states. 1413 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,920 What McDonald's is doing it? 1414 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,400 62 different ones. 1415 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,400 Larry. 1416 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,400 Across the country. 1417 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,800 I want the ones, the names of the kids that are doing this. 1418 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,200 We can boycat them. 1419 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,200 Oh fuck, man. 1420 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,400 I mean, you're the one who brought these numbers to me. 1421 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,000 Well, they lost the settlement in court. 1422 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,200 Now this is the McDonald's. 1423 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,400 They got sued over this. 1424 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,760 And now this is the fucked up part. 1425 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:52,080 Suing because getting sued for child labor is not a good look. 1426 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,080 No. 1427 00:44:53,080 --> 00:45:01,600 And here's the bad part is they only fucking paid out $212,754. 1428 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,000 Split between 62 fucking stores, man. 1429 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Okay. 1430 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000 That's ridiculous. 1431 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Wait a second. 1432 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000 Yeah, that's less than $3,500. 1433 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000 What was the payout? 1434 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Well, $212,754. 1435 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Damn. 1436 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Split between 62 fucking stores. 1437 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:22,520 They had 32, 33% because of the lawyers. 1438 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,520 Right. 1439 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,800 Now listen to this, man. 1440 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,920 That means they're only paying a little less than $3,500 each. 1441 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,160 It's $3,400. 1442 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,240 It's $3,431. 1443 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,440 There's probably a lot more than that. 1444 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,680 I'm going to be honest with you. 1445 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,720 It sounds like someone's getting fucking bamboozled. 1446 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:39,720 Right? 1447 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,720 Jesus Christ. 1448 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:44,320 Because it doesn't even sound like it's enough money for the fucking one kid they got his 1449 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,840 fucking hand burnt. 1450 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,840 No. 1451 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,840 Right? 1452 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840 Are you kidding me? 1453 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:49,840 It's so far. 1454 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,840 You should get fucking 10 million for fucking kids. 1455 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,840 For the one kid. 1456 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,840 Yeah. 1457 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,840 I know. 1458 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:54,840 That's another thing. 1459 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:55,840 I was like, man, I don't know. 1460 00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:00,000 This isn't what happens when the justice system fucking takes fucking... 1461 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,480 How many fucking kids got it? 1462 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,760 It takes advantage of people of lesser... 1463 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,400 Right, right. 1464 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,400 Lesser status, lesser class, lesser income. 1465 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,720 Lesser income. 1466 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:13,280 Or people that are immigrants or stuff like that. 1467 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,280 You know what I mean? 1468 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,280 Yeah. 1469 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,280 Fully. 1470 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,280 And that's what they do. 1471 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,280 People know the rights also. 1472 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:20,280 Yeah. 1473 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:25,200 Well, when we were kids, man, Jim, Jim Worsing, our old guitarist and singer, he worked at 1474 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,200 Sabaro's Pizza in Woodfield. 1475 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,200 Love a good Sabaro. 1476 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,480 He was only 14 or 15 years old and he wasn't supposed to be... 1477 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,400 I think he was 14 and he wasn't supposed to be working. 1478 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,400 Okay. 1479 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,880 And they let him work there anyway. 1480 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,880 And he cut his finger real bad. 1481 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,560 And he cut his tendon and that was the guy where his ring finger would never straighten 1482 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,560 out again. 1483 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,520 Remember we talked about him on another program? 1484 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,520 Maybe. 1485 00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,520 He switched from... 1486 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,280 I mean, I don't know other programs you're doing, but I'm not doing programs. 1487 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,280 Fucking idiot. 1488 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,280 One of our podcasts. 1489 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,280 High-cast me, yes. 1490 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,280 Oh, yeah. 1491 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,280 That's because you're blacked out. 1492 00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,280 You know what, fuck you. 1493 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,280 That's because you're blacked out drunk. 1494 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,280 You don't remember? 1495 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,280 Look at you. 1496 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,280 You can't even keep your feet clean. 1497 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,280 You're rubbing shit all over the place. 1498 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,280 Oh, what the fuck ever. 1499 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,280 Anyways. 1500 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:09,200 I mean, when we were in the gym, when we were kids, oh, you know, you better not tell anybody 1501 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,200 because you're underage working and you might get in trouble. 1502 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,200 What do you mean? 1503 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,760 And they fucked him and he didn't get his finger fixed properly and it fucking affected 1504 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,680 him the rest of his entire life. 1505 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,200 But he was a finger banging champion of Chicago. 1506 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,000 No, he couldn't straighten his finger out. 1507 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000 So it was... 1508 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000 His knuckle, that's what I'm saying. 1509 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,640 He rubbed it on the clit. 1510 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,480 Clit rubbing champion of Chicago. 1511 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,680 Well, finger banging, clit rubbing, okay, whatever. 1512 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,880 They both got hand in hand. 1513 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,840 Oh, or without one hand. 1514 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,840 Boom. 1515 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,840 Did you... 1516 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,280 Had a high hat. 1517 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,240 Sometimes you got to use two hands on them, you know. 1518 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:48,240 Who? 1519 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,240 How do you know this? 1520 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,240 Finger banging. 1521 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,240 You know. 1522 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,240 No, I don't. 1523 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,240 Well, man, then you don't know what you're doing, boy. 1524 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,240 You sound like Vishnu. 1525 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,240 What are you doing over there? 1526 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,240 You don't know what you're doing then. 1527 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:58,240 Oh, yeah. 1528 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:03,240 Because I mean, I'm a fucking folk artist. 1529 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:08,240 How many kids do you think had to get maimed before they fucking execute Ronald McDonald? 1530 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:14,240 They came out of fucking left field. 1531 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,920 All right, well, I'll go to the wall and play this one, Larry. 1532 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,920 I don't say 468. 1533 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:25,880 I wonder, do you think anyone ever lost an eye working in McDonald's? 1534 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,160 Okay, listen, how long has McDonald's been in existence? 1535 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,600 Pretty long time. 1536 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,400 Do you really think nobody's died or gotten maimed? 1537 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,400 It's like Disney World. 1538 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,400 They had to, right? 1539 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,400 Yeah. 1540 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,400 Well, Disney World is obvious you're going to get killed there. 1541 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,400 There's so many places. 1542 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,400 It's not. 1543 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,400 It's the happiest place on Earth I know you mean. 1544 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,400 It's obvious you're going to get killed there. 1545 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,400 Dude, that's too snorkeling. 1546 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,400 That should be the episode name. 1547 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,400 Okay. 1548 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,720 Do they even let them use knives at McDonald's? 1549 00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:01,200 I've never even seen them with a knife back there. 1550 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,200 Plastic. 1551 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,200 Everything's, even the people working, right? 1552 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,600 Back of the house? 1553 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:06,600 Yeah. 1554 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:07,600 If you want to call it that. 1555 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,120 Do they even use, need a knife at McDonald's? 1556 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,680 I mean, everything's already pre-padded up, right? 1557 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,680 I mean, depending on what kind of plays you have. 1558 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,320 I'm sure everybody needs a knife at one point. 1559 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,920 I'm sure they all have switch blades. 1560 00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:25,000 First of all, I'm going to tell you right now, I've watched a lot of videos when it 1561 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,920 really goes against the whole thing of never bringing a knife to a gunfight. 1562 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:30,920 Right, right. 1563 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:35,720 Because this guy comes in, tries to rob a little Caesars, and he gets 300. 1564 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,320 Do you ever see the movie 300? 1565 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,320 Yes, yes. 1566 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,560 They channel them into that little thing, and there's a little counter where this guy's 1567 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,560 got to come in. 1568 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,160 Well, he's looking this way. 1569 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,160 The employee comes up with a knife, whack, whack, whack, three in the back, drops to the 1570 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:53,640 ground, call the cops, cops come, take them away, no charges against anybody. 1571 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,640 Wow. 1572 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,640 I wonder where they were. 1573 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,840 And that was the second one. 1574 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,840 They're all the same though. 1575 00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,840 Yeah. 1576 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,400 And then a knife is a handy weapon. 1577 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:09,640 One time, Mike Mark beat this guy with a, you're reminding me, this kid burning his 1578 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,360 hand with the deep fryer, reminded me. 1579 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:16,080 He stuffed somebody, he was a cook, a line cook at some fucking restaurant, and he was 1580 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,760 arguing with somebody out of May Hollandaise sauce or something. 1581 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:20,760 Which is an art. 1582 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,600 Yeah, and Anford took it very fucking seriously, man. 1583 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,600 Oh, Don Anford? 1584 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,600 Yeah. 1585 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,160 He put this guy's fucking hand in the deep fryer. 1586 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,160 Wait a second. 1587 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,160 Yeah. 1588 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,360 Don Anford put a guy's hand in the deep fryer? 1589 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,520 Yeah, he took the motherfucker's hand and fucking shoved it in the deep fryer. 1590 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,520 Wow. 1591 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,520 Yeah, I know. 1592 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,520 It's gonna be a good for you, Greg. 1593 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:46,720 Another time he beat the fuck out of a guy with a long pepper grinder, might as well 1594 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,560 have been a fucking little league bat. 1595 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,680 I mean, beat the fuck out of a guy over. 1596 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,680 The pepper grinder? 1597 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,680 Yeah. 1598 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,480 Don Anford beat a guy with a pepper grinder. 1599 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,480 Yeah, and he worked in it in the legs. 1600 00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:59,480 Holy shit, dude. 1601 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,040 Why did we not ever get this out of him? 1602 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,040 He worked. 1603 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,040 I'm afraid. 1604 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,040 Dude, he beat the guy. 1605 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,040 How big was the pepper grinder? 1606 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,040 Dude, it was like a little bat, though. 1607 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,040 Yeah, it was. 1608 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,040 It was. 1609 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,040 No, it's got a handle on it. 1610 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,040 Wait a second. 1611 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,040 Did he want too much pepper or what happened? 1612 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,040 I don't know. 1613 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,920 It was a fellow employee outside of work in back of the fucking place. 1614 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,880 What was he doing with the fucking pepper grinder? 1615 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:25,320 He worked at Indian Lakes, and he had almost every job from bus boy to waiter to 1616 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,320 truck. 1617 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,400 You know what I mean? 1618 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,680 His weapons of choice were whatever was needed. 1619 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,080 A pepper grinder? 1620 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,080 Yeah. 1621 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,720 And he was usually in some restaurant scenario. 1622 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:39,080 So yeah, he's heard a lot of people with restaurant implements. 1623 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,960 I don't know about that. 1624 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:41,960 Don Anford. 1625 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:46,080 You know, any sane person doesn't grab a pepper grinder and beat somebody with it. 1626 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,080 Well, here's the thing. 1627 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,080 Think about that. 1628 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:53,980 When we talked about all of that shit with Don Anford, we're talking about all the girls 1629 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:59,400 that have abused him and shit over and over, but we never talked about how fucking brutal 1630 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,400 he is. 1631 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,400 The people he's abused. 1632 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,400 Yeah, how brutal he is. 1633 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,400 The man he's abused. 1634 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,320 Yeah, you know, he punched me in the fucking nose one time. 1635 00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,000 I fucking deserved it kind of. 1636 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,560 Oh, well then what the fuck? 1637 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,560 Why are you bringing it up? 1638 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,480 But you know, he was quick to punch people in the face that didn't deserve it too. 1639 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,480 Like you know, just for no reason. 1640 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,480 Yeah, we know we've heard the stories. 1641 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,040 Yeah, it's all right though. 1642 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,680 But yeah, the pepper mill thing, the pepper grinder. 1643 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,400 I'm like, dude, I'm like, I seen those. 1644 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,400 Oh, you saw him? 1645 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,760 I saw the pepper grinders from the restaurant that he worked at. 1646 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,760 Oh, you didn't see him do it. 1647 00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,000 Dude, this thing was like a lot of fucking. 1648 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,960 It was like getting beaten with a leg from a piano. 1649 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,360 Did he get, I know, dude, listen, I understand the grinder and different shapes on it and 1650 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,360 shit. 1651 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,360 Oh, I mean, whatever. 1652 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,360 It's got a grinder in it. 1653 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,520 It's got an end where shit comes out. 1654 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,520 It's like that big. 1655 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,520 And it was pretty big. 1656 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:51,080 It was fucking, you know, like the fancy restaurant. 1657 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,080 I think it was called the Tamarack. 1658 00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,080 Okay. 1659 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,080 Yeah. 1660 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,080 I mean, that fucking place is like Scooby Doo now. 1661 00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,360 Who wants to get hit with anything in the head while you're an employee? 1662 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,080 No, especially from another employee. 1663 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:06,720 It's like, yeah, I'm going to fucking pick up this guitar and hit you with it because 1664 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,640 that's the closest thing I have. 1665 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:13,560 Well he hit this kid in the head with a shovel when we were younger. 1666 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,560 His dad said fucking sarcastically. 1667 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,760 He's like, dad, this kid's fucking with me. 1668 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,760 What should I do? 1669 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:24,440 And Mark's dad didn't want to deal with anything, you know, and so he goes, just hit the kid 1670 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,440 in the head with a shovel. 1671 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,440 He did. 1672 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,440 Sarcastically. 1673 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,440 He took it right, literally. 1674 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:29,440 Yeah. 1675 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,440 The next day he hit the kid in the head with a shovel. 1676 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,440 Right, man. 1677 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:33,440 Yeah. 1678 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:38,200 And then they said, how old was he? 1679 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,280 I think he was, I don't know, like, you know, nine, eight or nine. 1680 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,280 Oh shit, dude. 1681 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,280 That's some Russian shit. 1682 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,280 You know what I mean? 1683 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,280 Like, look at the Russians, dude. 1684 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,280 Hammerhead. 1685 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,520 No, not even, you don't do that in the United States. 1686 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,520 No. 1687 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,520 Unless you're a real psychopath. 1688 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,520 I know. 1689 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,520 I know. 1690 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,520 Okay. 1691 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:56,520 So yeah, that's it. 1692 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,520 And that's the crazy thing. 1693 00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,520 That's Don Anford's origin story. 1694 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:00,520 Yeah. 1695 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,200 Not to be fucked with. 1696 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,200 Who? 1697 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,200 No, not. 1698 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,200 Don Anford. 1699 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,200 Yeah. 1700 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,200 Man, listen. 1701 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:13,280 Oh, one time he shot this fucking, uh, he shot, he shot Rats girlfriend's dog. 1702 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,280 Allegedly. 1703 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,280 Allegedly. 1704 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,280 I saw him do it, but. 1705 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,280 Oh, Jesus. 1706 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,720 Why are you bringing this up at the end of the episode? 1707 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,720 This is usually our strong point. 1708 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,800 You're gonna bring it down with dog death. 1709 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,960 Well, it didn't die right away. 1710 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,040 Oh man, why would you even say that? 1711 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,200 We didn't ask for specifics. 1712 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,200 It died. 1713 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,200 It died. 1714 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,200 It was funny specifics. 1715 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,200 It died from infections weeks later. 1716 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,000 They didn't take it to the vet? 1717 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000 Well, they did. 1718 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,400 They, they couldn't figure out what was wrong. 1719 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,800 They got shot with a bullet. 1720 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,800 Well, nobody else. 1721 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,800 I mean, I can figure that out from the story. 1722 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,520 Well, it's new, except me and he likes it. 1723 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,520 Wait a second. 1724 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,520 No, man. 1725 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,480 We were in the backyard one day and this fucking dog wouldn't stop barking. 1726 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,320 So somebody we know shot it. 1727 00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:00,120 And it was his roommate's dog too and fucking. 1728 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,600 I'm like, dude, what are you doing? 1729 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,560 He's like, that fucking dog bothers me. 1730 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,560 And this is. 1731 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:05,560 Oh my God. 1732 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:06,560 That is the worst man. 1733 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:07,560 That is. 1734 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:08,560 And then later, I mean, we. 1735 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,560 Yeah. 1736 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,360 And then later, the dog, we had the festering wound. 1737 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,360 They're like, what happened? 1738 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,360 How did the dog get the festering wound? 1739 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,360 Yeah. 1740 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:20,440 And then they asked through, or did they have to do surgery or do you remember? 1741 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,080 They had to put the dog down. 1742 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,080 Larry. 1743 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,800 I'm so upset with you right now. 1744 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,120 I really am Larry. 1745 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,800 Because Larry's a cat guy. 1746 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,800 I am a cat guy. 1747 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:31,800 And needles is a dog guy. 1748 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,560 One time when I thought the cat dropped dad too. 1749 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,960 I was sitting there partying in his living room and the cat fucking. 1750 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,120 You know what I want? 1751 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:40,120 I want a goat farm. 1752 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,120 When I retire. 1753 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,120 Yeah. 1754 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,120 Fainting goats. 1755 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,080 But you know, he looked at me and said, you better not fucking tell him. 1756 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,080 You better not tell them. 1757 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,160 And I was afraid of him. 1758 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,160 So I didn't say anything. 1759 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,160 Who's this? 1760 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,160 Mark, man. 1761 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,160 When he shot the dog. 1762 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,160 Because then they're like, how did the dog get this infection? 1763 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,160 Man, okay. 1764 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,400 I don't want to talk about this anymore, man. 1765 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:58,200 Especially right at the end of the episode. 1766 00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,640 What the fuck, Larry? 1767 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:00,640 He's crazy. 1768 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,640 Dude, you're a psychopath. 1769 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,640 Why would you bring that up? 1770 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:03,640 I didn't do it. 1771 00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,640 I'm just. 1772 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:05,640 You brought it up, though. 1773 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,640 What do you mean you didn't do it? 1774 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,640 Don Hanforth popped in my head. 1775 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,000 I mean, you're going to paint a picture for all our listeners. 1776 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,320 Since he's not here, I'll fucking talk behind his back. 1777 00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,320 Aw, man. 1778 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:18,200 And we can't even have him come in because we are afraid that he's going to stab us. 1779 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,440 He's going to kill me, man. 1780 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,120 Well, he might stab both of us right in the fucking. 1781 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,120 I might have a text reading episode. 1782 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:26,120 I don't want to give the fucking, the both of us fucking get stabbed. 1783 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,120 What are we going to do? 1784 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,120 The both of us. 1785 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,120 They're going to be not fucking. 1786 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,560 They're going to be not in fourth hour. 1787 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:31,560 Yeah. 1788 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,560 There won't be no Larry and Needle show. 1789 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:33,560 No, nothing more. 1790 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,560 No. 1791 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:35,560 It will boost me in the ground. 1792 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,560 Mm-hmm. 1793 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,560 That's okay. 1794 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,560 Or somewhere. 1795 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,560 Yeah. 1796 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,560 I'm going to dump him. 1797 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,560 You think he's going to do that? 1798 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,560 He's just going to leave us right here. 1799 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,560 No, he's going to walk out. 1800 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:44,560 I'm going to get it smooth. 1801 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:49,560 He's going to go to the meth at home. 1802 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:50,560 Hurry up. 1803 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,560 I got something in my chunk. 1804 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,560 Your feet are sticking out. 1805 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,560 That's all right. 1806 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,560 Larry's a real short guy. 1807 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,560 Anyway, sorry. 1808 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,560 All right, Larry. 1809 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:57,560 Let's wrap it up, brother. 1810 00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:58,560 Yeah. 1811 00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,560 Wait a second. 1812 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:00,560 Do you have a new fucking quote? 1813 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,560 No. 1814 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,560 I'm going to leave it. 1815 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,560 I'm going to leave it. 1816 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,560 I'm going to leave it. 1817 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:05,560 I'm going to leave it. 1818 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,560 I'm going to leave it. 1819 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:07,560 I'm going to leave it. 1820 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,560 I'm going to leave it. 1821 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,560 Do you have a new fucking quote or no? 1822 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,560 No. 1823 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:12,560 All right. 1824 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:13,560 Don't you even dare. 1825 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:14,560 I know it's bothering you. 1826 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:15,560 Don't you even dare. 1827 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,560 But I got to say, man, I love all the ladies out there. 1828 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,560 They're texting us. 1829 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,560 Why do you keep saying they're not texting us? 1830 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,560 They're not texting us. 1831 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,560 I love all the ladies out there, period. 1832 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,560 I mean, I got to say, you know. 1833 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,560 Why do you keep doing this, man? 1834 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,560 You sound like a fucking sexual assailant. 1835 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:36,560 I should read your next album from prison. 1836 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:41,560 Anyways, shout out to Chrissy. 1837 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,560 Shout out to Tiffany, Matt, Russ, Luan. 1838 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,560 I hope you did get out of your poker tournament the other day. 1839 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,560 I hope you knocked them dead. 1840 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,560 And Becky, also all you motherfuckers. 1841 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:53,560 You say Luan? 1842 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:55,560 Yeah, shout out Luan. 1843 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,560 Also everybody else that's listening, man. 1844 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,560 You guys are some bad motherfuckers. 1845 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,560 We appreciate it. 1846 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,560 We love you. 1847 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,560 And peace. 1848 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,560 Peace out. 1849 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,560 Have a great night. 1850 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,560 Ta-da-da-da-da.