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Okay, here we are!

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Welcome to the Larry and Needles Show!

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I'm Larry.

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I'm Needles.

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That was abrupt!

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Yeah, I didn't know that was going to happen to us.

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That's how we do things, abruptly.

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You're the boss, right?

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That's what she said.

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Um, I don't know if that's good or bad.

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I mean, did you fire her first?

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Or did you just make her do weird things at her job?

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You'll never lose your job if you do this just one more time.

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Did you work with a bunch of guys?

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Yeah, I did.

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Oh, you know what?

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Listen, fucking Russ.

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So I went to the Dead Show last week and it was amazing.

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Uh-huh. Oh yeah, this is a story, by the way, for our people that didn't hear last week.

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We started this story and we never finished it.

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Because why, Larry?

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Because we're stoneers.

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Because we're higher than giraffe. We'll see.

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So fucking, I go into the show and I eat a quarter of mushrooms.

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Nice.

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And I'm with all my boys.

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And you know what? It's almost all of us boys.

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I wasn't there.

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Well, yes. You know what I mean? People that meant something to me, I was with.

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So, uh, I mean, they played a good set. The night before they played an Eva Bangor set.

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I mean, I don't know if people liked the Dead. I've been at Dead End since I was a little kid.

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I mean, the set list is pretty good.

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He's even got a makeshift Grateful Dead tattoo.

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Well, yes, I got it in the kitchen when I was 15 years old and it's backwards.

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I got it from a guy named Taz if that gives any authenticity to it.

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It does.

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I mean, he literally boiled the needle in a pot.

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Nice.

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And J went next.

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J Bird went next.

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So, the show is great, man.

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You know, they had a good set.

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I don't, you know, like I said, I don't know if anybody knows anything about the Dead.

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But it's kind of weird that they, it's it. You know what I mean?

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Like I saw the Dead for the first time in like the early 90s, 91, 92.

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I used to go with all my boys. You know what I mean?

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Did they have John Mayer playing guitar?

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Yes, they did.

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Okay.

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And he's a fucking dude.

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I know he's good, man.

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He's so good, man.

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He's fucking play.

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He really is good.

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Well, dude, at this point, when you're at the Dead's level, you're not going to hire up somebody that sucks.

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But the problem is he's way above the Dead's level.

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I know.

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It's like, it's, you know, I'm going to,

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He's having fun though.

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It is like, I'm not a karaoke guy.

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But when I went there, it was like karaoke.

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Everybody in my section was singing every word, every word, man.

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They, oh man, the first encore, they played Broken Down Palace,

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which is just like this slow, oh, man, it's amazing.

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I even know that one.

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Yeah, it's so amazing, man.

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It's a, you know,

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I do like Bob Weir though.

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He's cool, man.

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He hit it.

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He had a good knack for getting some nice looking fucking bitches.

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Of course.

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Oh, they all did.

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He was,

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Well, but he was the pretty one in a band full of really ugly motherfuckers.

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He was the youngest.

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He was like 16 and some of these guys are like in their 20s, man, and later than that.

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So yeah, he utilized it and had a good time.

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But no, I just want to say that it was amazing.

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I wish Russ could have came.

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We would have had a great time.

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Yeah.

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Um, next time.

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Yeah, well, that's it.

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Oh, that's it.

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That's it, man.

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No more.

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Well, this is the last tour.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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Sort of sentimental.

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The Who did a farewell tour in what, 83?

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Yeah, but these guys are going and going.

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They all want to do their, they all want to do their own thing, man.

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Yeah.

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They're fucking 80 years old.

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Yeah, I know.

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I know.

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I mean, do you, fuck, man.

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I mean, think about that.

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What a great send off.

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Yeah, it's, it's fucking awesome.

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Music is everything.

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It really is.

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Like I can hear a song and it takes me to a place that I remember.

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Well, how else could have fucking pack an 80 year old guy and spill stadiums?

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I mean, Joe Biden couldn't fucking do it and he's the president.

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I don't know what they have to do with the fucking price of tea in China, but okay.

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Well, that music is very powerful.

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Like why would a younger generation even want to continue even going to these

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concerts?

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Well, because the fucking music is good.

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There were kids, young kids, man.

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That's what I mean.

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20s.

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How do you even know about like that?

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They looked like they were like when I was in my 12, I would say, but when I would

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go like these were like gutter punk hippies and stuff.

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Man, it's crazy.

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There was a guy who hit.

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It was a big story in Chicago.

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He drove this like short bus.

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And I mean, love it.

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Yeah, and he fucking ran over a bunch of people.

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Oh, and they released him.

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And the turn.

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What's that story took a turn?

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Yeah.

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And then they released them and they caught up with them.

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He was on tour for dead in company.

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Nice.

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And they arrested him and because he wasn't supposed to leave the state, I think.

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Oh, fuck.

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But you got to keep going with the tour.

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Yeah, it's hard to fucking follow the dead when you can't leave the state.

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The last tour, man.

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Yeah, you'll be like, Hey, guess what?

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I saw the dead with Bob Weir.

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And if I got to run over a couple of motherfuckers to get there, I'll do it.

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Oh, this was after the show.

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It was a couple blocks away from where fucking Scotty and I were.

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Oh, oh, it just happened like this.

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The day to the show.

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Yeah, actually was right fucking down the street from where we were at.

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I did not know that.

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Because we walked out of Wrigley and went to a bar.

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Of course.

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No, the place is so crazy now.

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It doesn't look like it used to.

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My grandfather used to be a magician.

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Oh, man.

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Every time we walked down the street.

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He turned into a bar.

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Oh, you're kind of magical that way.

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I don't like bars.

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I'm not a bar guy.

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I know.

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But you like to drink alone.

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Dad jokes.

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Yeah, no one else cheaper that way.

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So hey, is there could you see a scissor with insight up on that desk over there?

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Because I realize I got this little gimmick here.

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What gimmick is that?

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This I got these mylar helium filled balloons or we'll do a little.

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What are you doing?

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We'll do a little voice fucking transformation.

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You brought balloons in here to suck helium.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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My mom.

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If you pass out and die, I'm just going upstairs.

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It'll be 40 minutes of playing.

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I got to get the fucking tanks in my car because that's the first thing they're going to find.

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Oh, man.

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I don't think the helium could kill you.

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Can it?

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Let's find out.

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Okay.

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So this is what Larry's going to do.

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This is Larry's.

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You haven't tied together.

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Well, I had him taped together because I was the cat.

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The cats were playing.

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But what are these balloons for?

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These were from my mother-in-law's birthday.

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How long ago?

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A couple weeks.

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I wonder if helium was on.

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Actually, your birthday was on June 1st.

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All right.

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We don't have to give that information out, but that's fine.

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That's all right.

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Want to give her your address?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Anyways, yeah, she's a real, she's real cool and she gave me some chocolate and these

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balloons were tied to that.

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I should have wrote you a limerick to do on helium.

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That would have been pretty funny.

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Larry does a limerick on helium.

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What the fuck, man?

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I might have to cut it in a different spot.

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Well, yeah, you didn't cut the nipple off.

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No, I did, but it's not set up in that way.

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What do you mean it's not set up in that way?

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There's a place to fill it?

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It's like, well, the place that fills it looks like it's permanently set up inside.

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We don't condone the use of helium nor any other inhalants, but I don't know.

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As long as Larry supervised my needles and we're fine.

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Exactly.

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All right.

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He's sucking on the balloon.

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He's trying to take the whole thing.

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So hopefully.

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Well, you know, because if you want to get the right effect, you got to, you got to

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take in a lot of.

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So anyways, Garth Brooks is setting up a Vegas stint and he's selling his tickets.

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He's got 27 shows at Caesar's Palace and he's got 110,000 tickets for sale.

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Okay.

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So he sold them out instantly.

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This was probably like, you know, a couple months ago.

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Yeah.

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But, you know, everyone's up in a tizzy because he's supposed to be the every man, you know,

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the country guy that stands for everybody.

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Nobody does.

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I know.

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Well, you can't, well, that's what the fans think.

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See, that's how delusional everyone is.

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Well, the guy's a fucking millionaire.

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How do you think he gives a fuck about you?

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So now they're freaking out because the tickets are selling for like $15,000.

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Yeah, they're after sellers.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Now it's just all fat cats at the show and not really his real fans.

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So that's that's that little story.

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Well, doesn't Billy Joe kind of do something like that where he doesn't sell out the front

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row and then he gives it to fans?

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That's cool if he does that because usually I personally think Billy Joe is a fucking

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cunt man.

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I can't stand that fucking guy.

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Why is that?

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Scary, leery voice.

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I don't know.

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He's just, is that a routine clan shirt?

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Yeah.

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Amazing.

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I'm gonna kill a bee.

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Billy Joe was very mean to his band.

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He made Liberty DeVito the drummer who's a very cool cat, very nice guy.

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He made him one time ride in the van because he said, there's no room for you on the plane.

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I need your seat in case I need to stretch my legs out and made the guy miss like Thanksgiving

267
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dinner with his family when everyone was going back to fucking see their family real quick

268
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in between a little tour break.

269
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Well, you don't think the guy could find a plane though and make Billy pay for it?

270
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Well, they weren't making the money man.

271
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No, he wasn't gonna pay and then they got some new guys in the band and he was a horrible

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drunk to Billy Joe.

273
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Was he?

274
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Yeah.

275
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I didn't know that.

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He's crashed like, I mean, I don't know, and this isn't allegedly, I mean, this is noted.

277
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He did do it.

278
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Yeah.

279
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He was a horrible drunk.

280
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You know what he does?

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He takes a helicopter from his place to over by MSG, plays a show, gets back in his helicopter,

282
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flies back.

283
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Yeah.

284
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Yeah.

285
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The stones do shit like that.

286
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Yeah, but this is in Long Island.

287
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He lives in Long Island.

288
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So he's going home after the day.

289
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Or maybe the Hamptons, but yeah, he goes right home.

290
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So he flies from his house to the gig.

291
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See.

292
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Fucking spoiled fucking dream of Donna.

293
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No, not at all.

294
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You wouldn't want that.

295
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It would be amazing.

296
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I don't know.

297
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No, I wouldn't do that.

298
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Huh?

299
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But I think that that would be cool.

300
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I wouldn't act that way, man.

301
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I would fucking have more class.

302
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Well, because he's a fucking classless fucking piece of shit and I know that I got class.

303
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But it has to take a certain, you know what?

304
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There has to be a certain thing you do to make you become that so famous.

305
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Yeah.

306
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Oh yeah, there's no doubt that he's good, but also he's part of the fucking satanic machine.

307
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Oh boy.

308
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I mean, he didn't make it because of his talent.

309
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You think so?

310
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Yeah, no, I don't think so.

311
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Yeah, albeit he is talented.

312
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I'm not saying that he's not.

313
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How many Billy Joel songs do you know?

314
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I know a lot.

315
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I mean, I guess like the piano man and you know, all the fucking hits, only the good

316
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die young.

317
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It's a great tune.

318
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Yeah.

319
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Which, again, Liberty DeVito came up with the whole fucking sound and the theme for

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that and the whole vibe and didn't get any songwriting credit.

321
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When it was time for him, Billy Joel was getting married and Liberty DeVito says to one of

322
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the new guys.

323
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Christie Brinkley?

324
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Maybe, yeah.

325
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He says to one of the new guys in the band, well, I guess the band isn't getting invited

326
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to the wedding and here's the drummer that's been with him the last 25 years and the new

327
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keyboard guy, whoever that fucking cunt was, says, what do you mean?

328
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I'm invited to the wedding.

329
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So he like shunned all his friends and fucking moved down with the new crowd that didn't

330
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know what quite how much of an asshole he actually was.

331
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Yeah.

332
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So just shit like that.

333
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I would never do that kind of a fucking huge move.

334
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Well, you never know until you fucking you never know until you're in that position.

335
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I don't even think you would do that.

336
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Well, thanks.

337
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I appreciate that, Larry.

338
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That shows a good fucking commonplace in demeanor.

339
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And you're a fucking dirtbag.

340
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I am a dirtbag.

341
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I'll hit him.

342
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Hashtag dirtbag.

343
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But hashtag dirtbag love.

344
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Yeah.

345
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I mean, now Jesus, man, what kind of people do you attract with that hashtag?

346
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Let me tell you.

347
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So I like a little bit with your helium.

348
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I hope you're having fun.

349
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I got another balloon for you people at home, so we'll do another segment.

350
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Hold onto your seat.

351
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Yeah, hold on to your hats.

352
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There's more high voice entertainment.

353
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You're fucking gonna blow your tits back.

354
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Oh, God.

355
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You're not gonna believe this shit.

356
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,100
So here's something that here's some interesting shit.

357
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Riku Browning.

358
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Yeah.

359
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Riko.

360
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It's R-I-C-O-U.

361
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I'm not that great of reading names.

362
00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:43,380
Okay.

363
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Riko, maybe.

364
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Okay.

365
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Riko Browning.

366
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He was the Gilman from the 50s.

367
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3D hit classic.

368
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The Creature from the Black Lagoon.

369
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I've heard of it.

370
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:53,860
Yeah, he died.

371
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,860
Okay.

372
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He was 93.

373
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What was special about him?

374
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Well, he was responsible for Flipper, the TV show, and the movie.

375
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Okay.

376
00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:07,220
Which is weird because this one kid that I used to know, this guy Casey, his dad worked

377
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for Metro Goldwyn-Meyer, and he came over with some screeners of Flipper before it was

378
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released, and he told me that he was responsible for it, but I read differently.

379
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What do you mean?

380
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Well, we would say on the fucking credits.

381
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Right.

382
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:22,900
Well, yeah, yeah.

383
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And it did have his dad's name and the credits.

384
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But according to this thing that I read, Riko Browning was the Gilman from the movie

385
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was responsible.

386
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What year was that, do you know?

387
00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:39,740
It was probably like 1952 or 53, something like that.

388
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It's an old school one, right?

389
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:44,900
I'm sure some monster movie freaks out there are going to know differently, but also how

390
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:48,340
about this man, Linda Kassabian, you know who that is?

391
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I do not.

392
00:13:49,340 --> 00:13:50,600
Oh, man.

393
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,460
She was one of the Manson girls.

394
00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,460
Oh, yeah.

395
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:56,340
Well, she wasn't one of the, she was more of a...

396
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Well, she avoided jail time by fucking turning state's evidence on Charlie.

397
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,940
It wasn't tough to do, I mean.

398
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:08,340
No, but you know, for the Tate, the Bianca Lana murders, and here I got the lighter.

399
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:10,620
I got the Crack Baby mobile.

400
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:11,620
Oh, yeah.

401
00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:15,260
Yeah, she was 70, she made it to 73.

402
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:16,260
She died?

403
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,260
Yeah, she died.

404
00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,100
She was the one that was just about to get paroled.

405
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,780
Man, listen, did she kill anybody?

406
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,380
Yeah, it was squeaky from.

407
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,460
Was it squeaky from?

408
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,620
They didn't let her out though.

409
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:26,620
Okay.

410
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,620
They said, uh-uh.

411
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,700
So did she participate in the murders or was it bystand?

412
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:37,980
I believe she might have participated, but gave him some kind of jive like, you know,

413
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:42,900
I was scared for my own life type of shit, because that Tex Watson guy was a fucking

414
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,900
nut.

415
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:48,900
They were all revved up on LSD and fucking speed and their balls up, and they were shooting

416
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,900
it back then, you know.

417
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:54,220
I don't know, well, you know what, listen, I wasn't there that night, so we could speculate

418
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:55,220
all we want.

419
00:14:55,220 --> 00:15:00,020
I have a good feeling just from, you know, what goes on, that that's probably what they

420
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,020
were doing.

421
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,020
Okay.

422
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:06,180
And I mean, listen, drugs run rampant back then, and the shit was good and pure.

423
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:07,180
Mm-hmm.

424
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,180
You know what I mean?

425
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,180
Like, those guys used to fucking.

426
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:12,540
They were able to get actual heroin and shit like that.

427
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:17,220
Well, there was a story that not all this fentanyl shit, Charlie Manson went to go like,

428
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,380
stick up these guys for some drugs.

429
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:20,500
Yeah.

430
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,740
And they got into a shootout.

431
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:27,260
And you know, this was the type of guy he was.

432
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,260
Yeah.

433
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,260
How about this, man?

434
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,860
Gavin Newsom, you know who that is, right?

435
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:33,860
Florida governor.

436
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:36,380
Well, close.

437
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:39,940
Not really close, because Ron DeSantis is the Florida governor.

438
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,780
Gavin Newsom is a California governor.

439
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,780
Oh.

440
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:45,020
He denied Sirhan Sirhan parole.

441
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:48,420
Sirhan Sirhan is 78.

442
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,820
I hope your next sentence is MKUltra.

443
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:53,460
Well, you know that's going to be in there.

444
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:54,460
I know it is Larry.

445
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,460
Twice a Larry in the O'show.

446
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,460
Yeah.

447
00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:03,980
Sirhan said that he was fucking brainwashed and doesn't even remember doing anything.

448
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:07,820
And also, so does RFK Jr.

449
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:08,820
What's that?

450
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:12,380
I think that Sirhan Sirhan did not kill his father.

451
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:15,140
I mean, what are the odds of a guy named Sirhan Sirhan?

452
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,740
And here's the other thing, man.

453
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:23,260
The shots that killed RFK were shot him from behind.

454
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:25,580
And Sirhan Sirhan was in front of him.

455
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,580
Isn't it crazy?

456
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,140
So they set him up like a motherfucker.

457
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:30,500
Both Kennedys are on tape getting killed.

458
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,500
Yeah.

459
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,180
Well, you know, the CIA likes to fucking...

460
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:39,740
Think about any other brothers like who, Reagan, assassination attempt.

461
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,460
Nothing, you know what I mean?

462
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:46,700
Can you think of two political people in the same family videotape of them being murdered?

463
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If Reagan would have gotten killed at that particular time, he would have been on videotape

464
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:52,740
too.

465
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:59,100
Listen, two brothers from the same family that are in politics both have videotapes of

466
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them being killed.

467
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:05,420
And then one of them has their accuser being killed.

468
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,420
Yes.

469
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:12,540
And that's how much balls RFK Jr. has because he knows that they'll fucking kill him in

470
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a fucking New York second.

471
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:15,780
I should say in a Delaware second.

472
00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,260
Connecticut second?

473
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,260
Yeah.

474
00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,420
No, because, you know, Delaware...

475
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,420
Oh, that Biden...

476
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:22,420
Yeah, that's where he's from.

477
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,140
Is it Biden from Delaware or Connecticut?

478
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,140
He's from Delaware.

479
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,140
Oh, okay.

480
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,140
Yeah.

481
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,380
And I think this isn't where all the credit card companies are from.

482
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,740
The Arkansas his ass.

483
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,420
We haven't heard anything about Bill Clinton.

484
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,420
Oh, man.

485
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:36,420
What do you think he's doing?

486
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:37,420
Or Hillary?

487
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:38,420
Well, she might be doing something.

488
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,420
Check it out though.

489
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:40,420
And then there's another...

490
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Here's what RFK Jr. thinks and so does Sirhan.

491
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Sirhan.

492
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:46,220
Oh, wait.

493
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:53,100
They think that Eugene Caesar, who was a bodyguard for Bobby Kennedy, was actually the fucking

494
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,100
killer.

495
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,580
And of course, Ethel Kennedy, who's 94 and still alive and kicking.

496
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:58,580
Really?

497
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,580
Holy shit.

498
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:00,780
Want Sirhan to stay locked up.

499
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,780
Because, you know, women back then, they shut their fucking mouth.

500
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,140
And when the men told them something, they believed it.

501
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:09,260
But, so she still believes the bullshit.

502
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:14,300
But her son, you know, he's saying Sirhan, Sirhan is fucking innocent.

503
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,300
Listen, man, he killed him.

504
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:19,140
No, they're saying that he didn't even do it.

505
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,820
I know there was a weird, you know what, listen, I'm not going to get into this.

506
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,300
I'm just saying what I read.

507
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,300
I know.

508
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,300
I haven't studied up on it.

509
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,300
I don't know enough information.

510
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,740
I'm not going to spew misinformation about something I don't know.

511
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:35,620
I know that Bobby Kennedy was killed by Sirhan Sirhan, and there's video evidence of it.

512
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,540
Well, I remember seeing that.

513
00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,700
Doctored video evidence.

514
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,220
No, you know what, now you're bringing up a whole new can of apples.

515
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,420
Allegedly Sirhan Sirhan killed Kennedy.

516
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,420
Allegedly?

517
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,740
Yes, allegedly.

518
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,860
But then who do you think killed him?

519
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:54,820
I think it's this fucking Eugene Caesar guy.

520
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,420
Caesar, C-E-S-A-R.

521
00:18:56,420 --> 00:19:00,980
I mean, what was the point of killing the Kennedys?

522
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:03,980
Well, man, because those fucking guys are making too much waves.

523
00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,620
They weren't going along with the program.

524
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:10,980
Just like how Biden locks all his political opponents in jail now, and the ones that he

525
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:11,980
could kill, he killed.

526
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:12,980
I know.

527
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:15,460
How about 12 years for that dude using a taser on the fucking kid?

528
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:16,940
Man, that is fucking bullshit.

529
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:22,580
There's guys in Cook County right now that have ankle bracelets on for murder that are

530
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:24,940
unaccounted, 300 are unaccounted for.

531
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:25,940
Right.

532
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:26,940
Do you know what I mean?

533
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:27,940
Exactly.

534
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:31,260
And then there's guys that have attempted murder charges.

535
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:32,260
That's what I-

536
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:33,260
They're fucking crazy.

537
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,180
I think I wrote this on a tweet.

538
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:39,340
I said the scales of justice need calibration quickly.

539
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,340
I mean, these motherfuckers are-

540
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,660
It's not the scales of justice.

541
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:50,460
It's fucking people that think one way and are so askew they try to make everybody else

542
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,780
think that way, right Larry?

543
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:59,860
Well, I think it's just straight up unfair usage of the law as a weapon against the fucking

544
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:03,660
people, and it's just fucking bullshit.

545
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:11,060
You know, and if you're one belief, you get treated one way.

546
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,580
If you're another belief, you get fucked in the ass.

547
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,580
Well, like bipartisan shit.

548
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,580
And that's just-

549
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,580
Everybody's fucking-

550
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,900
You shouldn't use the Department of Justice.

551
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:25,420
The FBI, the CIA is an arm of your fucking political party though.

552
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:29,020
And you know, people think Democrat, Republican, that's all bullshit.

553
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:32,420
They're all part of the same fucking demonic fucking thing.

554
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,420
And it's all bad.

555
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,740
The CIA overrides the president.

556
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:38,180
The FBI overrides the president.

557
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,180
Everybody overrides the president.

558
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:45,060
Every branch of the government, do you think fucking Joe Biden is telling us when to launch

559
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,060
missiles?

560
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,060
Hell no.

561
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,060
I hope-

562
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,060
You might as well put a turtle-

563
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,060
Yeah, he's not.

564
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:55,300
You might as well put a turtle in a tank and put yes or no, and see which one it goes to.

565
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,540
Hey, I got a good one for ya.

566
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,540
Alright, I'm here Larry.

567
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,540
Lillian Mae Curtis.

568
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:03,340
I mean, these names you're pulling up keep on going big guys.

569
00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:04,860
She's 72 years old.

570
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,380
Ooh, what does she look like?

571
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:08,180
She looks like an old lady, so 72-

572
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,180
Oh, okay, well I don't know what-

573
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,180
She looks like a grandma.

574
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:11,180
She's hot.

575
00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,540
You know, no, she's not hot.

576
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,700
She's not a gilf.

577
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,540
I want pictures next time.

578
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:20,700
Anyways, her husband is dying of some heart problem.

579
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:21,700
Condition?

580
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,820
Yeah, he gets heart surgery.

581
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,940
His name is Lloyd Eugene Curtis.

582
00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:27,940
Shout out to Lloyd Eugene Curtis.

583
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:29,940
Yeah, and he's 77 years old.

584
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:30,940
Alright, alright.

585
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:31,940
And he only had two months to live.

586
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:32,940
He's recovering at RIP.

587
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:37,620
Yeah, well no, listen, so he's got two months to live, they tell him.

588
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:41,540
So the daughter, Mary Graham, she's 58.

589
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:42,660
Whoa, man, these fucking names.

590
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:51,460
They go pick up Lloyd Eugene Curtis Sr. at the hospital so he can die at home in peace.

591
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,220
And so they take him, he wants to go to Denny's.

592
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:54,220
They go to Denny's.

593
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,220
Nice.

594
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,060
They pull in the fucking parking lot.

595
00:21:57,060 --> 00:22:04,060
High winds, knock down the sign, fucking smashes their car, injuring everyone in the car.

596
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:07,820
The daughter got like a bunch of broken ribs in a concussion.

597
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:08,820
Not bad.

598
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:10,460
The old man gets hurt.

599
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:11,460
Not bad.

600
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,820
The fucking wife that wanted to get him out, she dies.

601
00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:17,060
Two fucking head injury kills her.

602
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,300
Okay, so wait a second.

603
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,740
The daughter only gets away with five broken ribs.

604
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,180
The mom fucking dies.

605
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:26,300
So the lady that pulled him out of the hospital to bring him home.

606
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:29,140
To die in peace gets killed on the way home.

607
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,140
That's so sad, man.

608
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,140
Guess what?

609
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:33,460
And then Lloyd, the husband died four days later.

610
00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,740
This is when we start rolling the cash counting machine.

611
00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:43,940
I mean, RIP, what was her name?

612
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:44,940
Lillian May Curtis.

613
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:48,700
Lillian, man, these names Larry, I hope you're not making this story up.

614
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,140
It really sounds like something right when you were high.

615
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:52,740
No, no, this is real.

616
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,260
RIP, Lillian May Curtis.

617
00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:58,580
May you party with Jimi Hendrix and may your family get paid here.

618
00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,220
Careers off to the whole family.

619
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,220
Oh, they're gonna get paid.

620
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,580
And high winds, knock down the sign.

621
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:04,580
I heard you the first time.

622
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:06,220
Is it God, do you think?

623
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,220
Maybe.

624
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,740
And divine intervention?

625
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:09,740
Maybe.

626
00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,940
And the sign weighed 1.3 tons.

627
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,980
Well, maybe it was three tons.

628
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:17,220
Yeah, for the top diamond shaped denies, the yellow.

629
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:22,980
Wait, was this in the parking lot or in front of the building this day?

630
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:23,980
Yeah, the sign.

631
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,860
Dude, 1.3 tons seems very heavy.

632
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:27,740
I know, you think all what's in there.

633
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,300
Some LED lights.

634
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,660
But you know, they're pretty big.

635
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:33,220
Dude, the sign fell out or anything?

636
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:36,340
Yeah, dude, are you sure you didn't write this on helium?

637
00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:37,340
No.

638
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:38,900
Denny's Grand Slam kills Granny.

639
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,900
That was in the article center?

640
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:41,900
Did you write that?

641
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:42,900
No, that's what the article said.

642
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:43,900
Oh, amazing.

643
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:44,900
I was gonna say Larry.

644
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:47,700
And I saw it and I'm like, what the fuck, man?

645
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,900
Read that again.

646
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:53,420
Denny's Grand Slam kills Granny.

647
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:57,020
That might be the title of the song.

648
00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:01,940
And it's sad because, you know, they were just trying to fucking make the old man fucking

649
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,380
be comfortable, die at home, and he fucking...

650
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:05,380
So think about that.

651
00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:06,380
He dies in the process.

652
00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:07,380
How old was the daughter?

653
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:09,020
The daughter was 58.

654
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:11,020
Dude, she's getting 58?

655
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,020
Yeah.

656
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,700
How old were these people?

657
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,700
She...

658
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,220
Lillian Mae Curtis was 72.

659
00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:17,220
That's it?

660
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:18,220
Yeah.

661
00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:19,220
And the dad was 77.

662
00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:20,220
I was gonna read his math, I can figure it out.

663
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:21,220
Lloyd Eugene Curtis.

664
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,780
Lloyd, we'll just call him Lloyd.

665
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:23,780
He was 77.

666
00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:24,780
Damn.

667
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:25,780
So, you know.

668
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:26,780
That bitch is getting a payout.

669
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,300
Mom died, dad was going home to die.

670
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,300
Yeah.

671
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,300
And then dad dies four days later from heartbreak.

672
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,300
Sign that's in the front.

673
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,300
Yeah.

674
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,300
It looked like...

675
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:35,300
With tons?

676
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:36,300
Tons is a lot.

677
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,300
1.3 tons.

678
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,180
I mean, I deal with signage a lot.

679
00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,180
I'm building...

680
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:44,620
We build restaurants and shit like that in medical facilities and stuff.

681
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,620
Huh?

682
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:48,340
It's like 23, 2500 pounds or something.

683
00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,540
It's a pretty fucking...

684
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,140
I mean, to crash a car.

685
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:52,140
Yeah.

686
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:54,140
Smash it because nowadays we're made of lightweight shit.

687
00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:55,140
Yeah.

688
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,140
Pretty good story, Lillian.

689
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,140
What was her name again?

690
00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:58,140
Let's shout out RIP.

691
00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:01,020
RIP Lillian Mae Curtis.

692
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,820
She was seriously with no bull...

693
00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:03,820
All bull shit aside.

694
00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,300
Thanks for five minutes of comedy.

695
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,300
Yeah.

696
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,300
Thanks for dying for our comedy.

697
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,700
That's what we call comedy.

698
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:15,300
Thanks for making a dark scenario for us to laugh at.

699
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,500
No, seriously though.

700
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:18,500
Prayer's out to her family.

701
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,500
All right.

702
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,500
You said that four times.

703
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,500
Nah, man, because you know, the bitch died and fought.

704
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,500
No, that's not...

705
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,500
I mean, that's a great eulogy.

706
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,500
Let me tell you.

707
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,500
You should have wrote it for her.

708
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:30,500
They would have loved it.

709
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,500
I mean, she was a good bitch.

710
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,500
I mean, caring bitch.

711
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,500
But she was dead as a bitch.

712
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,500
This bitch cared like a motherfucker.

713
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,500
All right.

714
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:51,980
Um, rapper Fitty Scent settled a lawsuit against this blog called The Shade Room.

715
00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:52,980
Okay.

716
00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:55,980
For implying that he had penis enhancement surgery.

717
00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:56,980
Wow.

718
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:57,980
Yeah.

719
00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:58,980
A black guy getting penis enhancement surgery.

720
00:25:58,980 --> 00:25:59,980
That's right.

721
00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,980
How big do you want to be, man?

722
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:02,980
I mean, Jesus Christ.

723
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:03,980
Right.

724
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:04,980
What are you playing on?

725
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,980
Picking fruit with that thing?

726
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:06,980
I mean...

727
00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:10,980
Yeah, and his real name is Curtis Jackson.

728
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,980
Yeah, he was shot like nine times, man.

729
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:14,980
Yeah.

730
00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:15,980
And you know...

731
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:17,980
I think he banged Chelsea Handler in the career.

732
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:18,980
I'm sure he probably...

733
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:20,980
I know they were dating for a while.

734
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:21,980
Oh, they were?

735
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:22,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

736
00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:23,980
Okay.

737
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:28,820
Well, you know, the blog caused him ridicule and they fucking actually...

738
00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:30,460
He won some kind of court battle.

739
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:34,100
Well, I mean, come on, Larry, this is kind of sketchy fucking...

740
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:38,820
I mean, I guess all you got to do, I mean, that's why we say allegedly after everything.

741
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:43,380
After you read it so confident, you're like allegedly...

742
00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:44,660
No, this was real.

743
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:48,260
This was I read in print, but like shit that we just say that we don't know.

744
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,260
Oh, yeah.

745
00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:51,820
You know, like Joe Biden, Big Bay, we didn't say allegedly.

746
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,060
Yeah, that's the way they fucking don't come at us.

747
00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,980
You know, he had, what do you call it?

748
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:56,980
He made a...

749
00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:57,980
What was it?

750
00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:58,980
Like a big guy?

751
00:26:58,980 --> 00:26:59,980
The big guy?

752
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,700
The big guy wasn't Joe Biden allegedly.

753
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:02,700
Allegedly.

754
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:07,700
I got another fucking granny got fucking pulled or death by a fucking gator.

755
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:08,700
You just trying to get me over here?

756
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:09,700
Yeah.

757
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:10,700
I was trying to...

758
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,700
Dude, wait, what'd you just say?

759
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:12,700
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.

760
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,700
I'm sorry, I apologize.

761
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:19,620
Florida woman got pulled or death by a monster fucking gator.

762
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:21,420
First of all, would you say fucking Florida woman?

763
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,700
That gets my loins going.

764
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:25,300
Second of all, how big was this gator?

765
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,300
Fuck man.

766
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,220
She was a monster.

767
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:30,220
The lady of the gator.

768
00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:34,660
No, the lady, she looked like a skinny little fucking old lady.

769
00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:35,660
How old?

770
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:36,660
I would...

771
00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:37,660
Where do you guess it now?

772
00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:41,940
It didn't say, no, it didn't say her age, but by the picture, I would say like, you

773
00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:42,940
know...

774
00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:43,940
Did they have a picture after the gator?

775
00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:48,220
No, they should know, but they had a picture right as it was getting her.

776
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:49,220
Oh, come on.

777
00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:50,220
Because they had fucking...

778
00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:51,220
Cameras in the back?

779
00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:52,220
Yeah, man.

780
00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,220
Like ring camera.

781
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:56,220
Yeah, and it showed the fucking lady, the alligator.

782
00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,220
And the fucking dog.

783
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:58,900
Oh, she got the dog too?

784
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:01,060
Well, the thing was going after her dog.

785
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:04,740
It was an 11 foot fucking 700 pound out here.

786
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:06,860
Oh my God, why is that in your backyard?

787
00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:07,860
That's scary.

788
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:08,860
Well, they live in Florida.

789
00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:09,860
I know, that's scary.

790
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:10,860
I know.

791
00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:11,860
It's scary.

792
00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:15,740
Well, it came at the dog and she ran up and fucking grabbed the dog and then the thing

793
00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:21,460
slipped back into the water and now she's walking the dog and the fucking thing lunges

794
00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:25,940
back out and drags her into the water and kills her.

795
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:26,940
And the dog lives.

796
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,340
The dog fucking lives.

797
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,660
Her name is Gloria Surge.

798
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,980
Man, shout out to Gloria Surge.

799
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:33,980
RIT, baby.

800
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:34,980
Rest in peace.

801
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:35,980
Another set of prayers to the family.

802
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,980
I hope they serve monsters in heaven.

803
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:40,780
Because it sounds like you aren't allowed to fuel.

804
00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:41,780
Oh man.

805
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:43,140
Well, okay, so what kind of dog was it?

806
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,140
It was one of the...

807
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,140
It was like a little...

808
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,140
A Pomeranian?

809
00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:47,140
Something like that.

810
00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:48,140
Yeah, little fucker.

811
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,140
I think her serves to be eaten.

812
00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:50,140
But that's the problem though.

813
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,140
Dude, stay okay.

814
00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,140
I'm okay.

815
00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:53,420
Let's break this down first.

816
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,140
I mean, listen.

817
00:28:55,140 --> 00:28:58,140
Okay, let's move to this place.

818
00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,620
You know, it's immaculate.

819
00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:01,700
Million, two billion dollars.

820
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:02,700
It's got a fucking...

821
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:03,700
Beautiful.

822
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,700
A canal in the back.

823
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:06,540
You could go take your boats out.

824
00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:09,420
But every once in a while, somebody's going to get killed by a hell of a hit.

825
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:11,020
Just to remind you who's turned you're in.

826
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:12,860
And this fucking thing was huge, man.

827
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:13,860
Dude, 11 foot...

828
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:14,860
Larry, listen.

829
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:17,220
11 fucking foot is almost as wide.

830
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:20,060
I mean, not as wide as this room, but...

831
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:24,100
And think about 700 fucking pounds, dude.

832
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:27,420
And so the thing grabbed her and dragged her right in the water.

833
00:29:27,420 --> 00:29:30,620
One of the quotes was like, some lady from the shore going, swim.

834
00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:31,620
And she's like, I can't.

835
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,620
The fucking gator asked me.

836
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,860
Oh, she was still...

837
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,860
She was...

838
00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:36,860
Her head is still above water.

839
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:39,500
And her last thing she said was like, I can't swim.

840
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,500
Nobody had it gone?

841
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,500
The gator has.

842
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,500
No, it was like a retirement village.

843
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,500
Nobody had it gone in Florida?

844
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,660
I guess not, man.

845
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,900
Or maybe it was just a bunch of ladies and they weren't strapped at the time.

846
00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:50,900
Man, RIP that lady.

847
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:51,900
That is a horrible way.

848
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:52,900
I mean...

849
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:53,900
Glorious surge.

850
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:57,700
Dude, I swear to God, it sounds like 80s dancers' name.

851
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:58,700
Yeah.

852
00:29:58,700 --> 00:29:59,700
Glorious surge.

853
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:00,700
It does.

854
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:01,700
Or porno.

855
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:02,700
Yeah, there you go.

856
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:03,700
Glorious surges.

857
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:08,460
The Glorious Lennard or something.

858
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:09,460
What a way to go.

859
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:10,460
I know.

860
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:11,460
Could you imagine that?

861
00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:12,460
Imagine that?

862
00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:13,460
You go, you fucking...

863
00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:14,460
That's fucking scary shit.

864
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,860
How stupid do you have to be to get close to the water again?

865
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:16,860
I know.

866
00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:17,860
You would think...

867
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,380
The thing just went for your little dog.

868
00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:21,220
Yeah, so then you get closer to the water?

869
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,220
I mean, seriously.

870
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,220
Shame on you.

871
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:25,460
And then the fucking ring camera picture.

872
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:28,940
Dude, she's like two feet from the fucking edge of the water.

873
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:29,940
Oh, yeah.

874
00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:31,900
The thing doesn't even have to come all the way out together.

875
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,020
You know, it's a head that's long enough to grab her.

876
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:37,740
You ever see the deer's drinking water and the deer's running the water?

877
00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:39,660
And then fuckers come out, man.

878
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:41,740
They're like, bam, dude, next thing you know.

879
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,740
Yeah.

880
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:43,740
Get a poop?

881
00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:44,740
Yeah.

882
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:48,900
Or when they show like the fucking water buffaloes in Africa trying to cross a river and they

883
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:53,100
know like X amount and we're gonna die, but those gators are down there waiting.

884
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,100
They just keep going and going.

885
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,100
And then keep going.

886
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:57,020
They go like that's their tactic is just to rush them.

887
00:30:57,020 --> 00:31:00,460
And you know, a few youngins get killed, a couple of oldies get killed.

888
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:01,460
Stradlers and shit.

889
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:02,460
Yeah, then we're gonna die anyways.

890
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:03,460
Yeah.

891
00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:04,460
But it's fucked.

892
00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:05,460
And you know, that's...

893
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:08,260
But you know, those are animals that need to cross the river.

894
00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:12,380
This bitch should have known better than to stand right by the edge of this fucking shit.

895
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,860
I mean, just from the story that you're telling.

896
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:18,220
I mean, I don't know what kind of stoner logic you put into this because...

897
00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:21,180
Well shit, she didn't put much logic into it at all.

898
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:23,620
Well, I mean, you didn't mess the story up anyways.

899
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:24,620
You read it right?

900
00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:26,620
Yeah, I read it in the beginning.

901
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:28,940
Are you sure they didn't kill the dog and not her?

902
00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:31,020
No, I was like, holy fuck.

903
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:35,060
And then I'm thinking who's gonna take care of this fucking dog now?

904
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,060
The husband.

905
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,060
Oh yeah, I didn't even...

906
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,060
What do you mean?

907
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,060
It was Jesus, literally.

908
00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:40,060
Poor lady's on your mind.

909
00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:41,060
Maybe he's dead, man.

910
00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:46,460
She must have been a cutie if you're still thinking about her.

911
00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:49,180
So wait, did they recover the body?

912
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:53,060
Uh, I mean, you know, remains of a chewed up.

913
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,060
But gators don't eat...

914
00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:55,060
Yeah, but gators don't eat...

915
00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:59,860
They're like sharks, they bite and spit.

916
00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:03,980
If you don't taste good, you don't mean like human doesn't taste good.

917
00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:06,900
It didn't say the gator ate her, it actually said she drowned.

918
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:08,260
I think the thing drowned her.

919
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,580
Oh, well yeah, that's another thing, they roll too.

920
00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:11,580
That's what was happening.

921
00:32:11,580 --> 00:32:12,580
That's a fucking brutal task.

922
00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:17,620
So she's getting drowned and you know, I'm sure clamped down and at the same time with

923
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:19,260
some fucking serious pressure.

924
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:21,420
I wonder how much PSI they have on the jaw.

925
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:22,420
Ah, man.

926
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:27,500
I was looking at Dave's little fucking pit bull or Rottweiler, I think it's a pit bull.

927
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:31,060
Man, the jaws on that motherfucker, if he wants to bite you...

928
00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:33,020
Well, that's why they have pit bulls fight.

929
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:34,020
Yeah, it's sick.

930
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:37,420
He's such a cute little dog, I would never fucking do that.

931
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,740
Well, I'm just saying, though, they pick out...

932
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:39,900
I'm putting this out there.

933
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:44,380
Larry, I don't know how Needles feels about this, but Larry thinks that people that fight

934
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,180
dogs are kind of fucked up.

935
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:47,700
I don't think that's a good thing.

936
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,300
Well, they're definitely kind of fucked up.

937
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,140
I mean, it's not like they're normal people.

938
00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:52,700
No, but you know, people get...

939
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,580
It's very brutal dog fights.

940
00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:55,580
Yes.

941
00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:56,580
But you know, like...

942
00:32:56,580 --> 00:32:57,580
And you have to be brutal people.

943
00:32:57,580 --> 00:33:01,060
It's not just a normal person doing this.

944
00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:05,620
In the old days where they had the tribunals in England for like when someone did some

945
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:10,180
treason against the king, I covered what they do to you for treason in England a couple

946
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:11,420
episodes ago.

947
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:16,300
Well, the place that they did the tribunals was called the cockpit because...

948
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:17,300
Sounds like your mouth.

949
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,300
They used to have...

950
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:19,300
Yeah.

951
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,300
Fuck you.

952
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:27,020
Because they used to have cock fights in the very room that they held court.

953
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:33,940
So that's how, you know, like even back then, the upper echelon of the government and whatnot,

954
00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:37,620
that was no thing to them to fucking have animals kill each other.

955
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:40,300
It's only recently with PETA and all these people.

956
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:41,300
PETA.

957
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:42,300
They did it right, bro.

958
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:43,900
People enjoying tasty animals.

959
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:44,900
Oh, man.

960
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:45,900
Yeah.

961
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:49,620
You know, and so now people are all up in arms.

962
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:55,660
But like in the 1950s, you could have a movie with a dog in there and overwork the dog and

963
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:58,460
put wires on his face to make him talk.

964
00:33:58,460 --> 00:33:59,460
The dog.

965
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:00,460
How about the people?

966
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:03,860
Yeah, but I'm just saying, like you can put an animal in a Hollywood movie and do all

967
00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:07,700
kinds of shit to him like Mr. Ed and no one's coming down on you.

968
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:08,700
Edison fucking electrocuted.

969
00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,100
Now they're all, you know...

970
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,580
They didn't electrocuted that elephant.

971
00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:12,580
Oh, yeah.

972
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:15,380
To show that Tesla was fucking, his shit was dangerous.

973
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:16,380
Right.

974
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:17,380
In front of people.

975
00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:18,380
Yeah.

976
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:20,020
Electrocuted a fucking elephant, man.

977
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:24,420
Dude, many times because they didn't have video back then, so they would rent theaters

978
00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:28,780
and he would have all kinds of different animals that he would electrocute and then rush in

979
00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:31,620
the next crowd and electrocute the next animal.

980
00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:33,620
Come in and watch an animal get electrocuted.

981
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,220
Yeah, this shit's dangerous.

982
00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:37,900
Five nickels.

983
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:40,980
And then it fucking backfired because then people were like, well, it looks like his

984
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:42,980
shit works a lot better.

985
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:45,100
It's killing a fucking elephant.

986
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,100
I'll go with that one.

987
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:49,620
Yeah, but it just wasn't efficient.

988
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:52,500
Because when you do use DC electric, it's direct current.

989
00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,500
I know.

990
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,940
You have to, you need shit every certain amount.

991
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:59,300
Right, it needs a power station and jack to voltage.

992
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,300
Fuckin' AC is way better.

993
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,300
It travels better.

994
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:05,500
You can put transformers in between.

995
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,500
Alternating current.

996
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,500
Yeah, alternating current, yes.

997
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:08,500
AC.

998
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:13,980
But the thing is, you can get away with anything you wanted back then.

999
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:14,980
Yeah.

1000
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:15,980
Do you know what I mean?

1001
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:16,980
Like people were fighting payoffs.

1002
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:20,020
Dude, how about when they would make the horse go on a high dive?

1003
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:21,020
Oh yeah, dude.

1004
00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:22,020
That's amazing.

1005
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,900
And it was like a side show shit.

1006
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:26,940
Like it wasn't like normal stuff.

1007
00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:32,220
I asked my dad if he ever saw that and he's like, nah, they were done doing that shit

1008
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:36,980
when he was already, they were already saying, hey, you can't fucking, hey.

1009
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:40,420
You can't fucking shovel horse off a hundred foot drop.

1010
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,420
I don't think they shoved it.

1011
00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:42,940
I think it went on its own accord.

1012
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,540
No, they fucking, I don't know.

1013
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:47,140
I don't think the horse wanted to jump, dude.

1014
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,820
They kind of pushed him over.

1015
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:53,260
Dude, would you get behind a horse on a high jump?

1016
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:55,700
How the fuck do you get him up there first of all?

1017
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:56,700
How did they do that?

1018
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:57,700
Man.

1019
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,940
We've seen those videos, though.

1020
00:35:58,940 --> 00:35:59,940
Yes, I have.

1021
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,340
The horse does get up there somehow.

1022
00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:05,700
I know, but they, but would you, I wouldn't do, I wouldn't stand behind a horse anytime.

1023
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,100
The horses kill people.

1024
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:12,540
My grandfather fucking got bitten to the face by a fucking horse when he was a teenager.

1025
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,540
Jesus Christ.

1026
00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:14,540
What was he doing trying to kiss it?

1027
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:20,140
Well, no, here's the thing, you know, it was like, he was so old that he was on the

1028
00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:23,540
tail end of horses and cars coming in.

1029
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:26,940
And so the fucking horse, you know, they're mistreating it.

1030
00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:30,740
It was like the family car and the fucking thing bit him in the face.

1031
00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:32,900
He was, I don't know, a teenager when it happened.

1032
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,180
Dude, horse teeth are fucking.

1033
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,380
Yeah, he punched the shit out of that fucking horse.

1034
00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:38,380
Dad ain't gonna do nothing.

1035
00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:41,420
Look at that horse in rape on me if he's done.

1036
00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:44,580
I don't know, but you know, you never met my grandfather, man.

1037
00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:47,580
He was fucking, kicked anybody's ass.

1038
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,580
Except the horse.

1039
00:36:48,580 --> 00:36:49,580
Antibuty.

1040
00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:50,580
Except the horse.

1041
00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:51,580
Oh yeah.

1042
00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:52,580
Dude, who gets bitten by a horse?

1043
00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:53,580
My grandfather.

1044
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,580
How bad was his face?

1045
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,980
I bit him right in the fucking face.

1046
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:56,980
Did he have a scar?

1047
00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:57,980
Yeah.

1048
00:36:57,980 --> 00:36:58,980
How big was that motherfucker?

1049
00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:00,980
He was fucking like horse teeth, I don't know.

1050
00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:01,980
That's not a measurement, dude.

1051
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:05,380
I guess for us, how big it is, dude.

1052
00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,380
Oh, that's not bad.

1053
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:08,380
Dude, fucking thing.

1054
00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:11,380
Oh, I bit him like, oh, in the head.

1055
00:37:11,380 --> 00:37:13,780
Yeah, it clamped on him like his cheek.

1056
00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:15,380
Horse teeth on your jaw bone.

1057
00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:16,380
Yeah, man.

1058
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,380
That's your new Indian band name.

1059
00:37:18,380 --> 00:37:22,180
So believe me, when I'm saying he punched the fucking living shit out of the horse,

1060
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,180
he did.

1061
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:24,180
Yeah, what I don't know.

1062
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:25,180
He's a bad motherfucker.

1063
00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:26,580
He wasn't behind the horse.

1064
00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:28,980
No, I'm just saying, were the guys at the motherfucking diving board?

1065
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,980
Oh yeah, you get kicked in the head, you'll be fucking.

1066
00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:32,980
We gotta watch videos of that to see how that happens.

1067
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:36,980
Next week on the Larry and Needle Show, we will break down horse diving.

1068
00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:37,980
Yes.

1069
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:38,980
That sounds amazing.

1070
00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:39,980
Definitely we will break down.

1071
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:42,980
And we will learn the names of each horse and the locations.

1072
00:37:42,980 --> 00:37:44,980
And how many dives they did.

1073
00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:47,980
And if any died, horse deaths?

1074
00:37:47,980 --> 00:37:52,980
If any of them went on to a more lucrative career after that, or was it like a stepping

1075
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:56,980
stone, or that was like the end of the line, you know, for like the horse.

1076
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:57,980
Not the glue?

1077
00:37:57,980 --> 00:37:58,980
Yeah.

1078
00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:01,980
The only one that wanted to be a star, or was it the glue factory?

1079
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:02,980
Elmer factory.

1080
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:04,980
Remember when they used to show cartoons of that?

1081
00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:05,980
Yeah.

1082
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:07,980
They would send the horses to the factory.

1083
00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:12,980
Yeah, now if they did that, the kids would fucking probably cry about it.

1084
00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:16,980
Oh mommy, they hurt the cartoon horse, my god.

1085
00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:19,980
What are we gonna do?

1086
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:25,980
These, I can't believe, I was gonna do the helium balloons on the last episode, and they

1087
00:38:25,980 --> 00:38:30,980
started to look like they were starting to lose air, but first man.

1088
00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:31,980
You're starting to lose air, dude.

1089
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:33,980
Your brain is all discombobulated.

1090
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,980
Yeah, I'm all fucked up from this.

1091
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:40,980
Those things actually retain the voice activating mechanism that I was looking for.

1092
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:43,980
It's not a mechanism, it's a gas, ass clown.

1093
00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,980
Jesus Christ.

1094
00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:51,980
Don't put it in your mouth.

1095
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:53,980
Very fucking good.

1096
00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:55,980
How about this, man?

1097
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:56,980
Go ahead, no.

1098
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,980
Your brain is melted over there.

1099
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:01,980
I want you to speak.

1100
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:04,980
Bruce slash Caitlyn, Jenner.

1101
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:05,980
All right.

1102
00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:09,980
He, she gained 50 pounds, man.

1103
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:10,980
Do we use pronouns on here?

1104
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:12,980
Is that he, she, or pronoun?

1105
00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:13,980
She, would we say?

1106
00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:14,980
What do you want?

1107
00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,980
That's all you need to say.

1108
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:21,980
When it's a Tranny porno movie, and it would be advertised in the back of like Hustler in

1109
00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:24,980
the 80s, they usually call it she he movies.

1110
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:25,980
Yeah.

1111
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:26,980
She he.

1112
00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:29,980
I remember in big white letters.

1113
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:32,980
I really do.

1114
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:35,980
It was like a little square, like a rectangle.

1115
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,980
And it just had.

1116
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:41,980
And then all the little penetration points are blocked out with a black dot.

1117
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,980
So, I don't know.

1118
00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:46,980
So they guess you can't beat off to it.

1119
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:47,980
You still can.

1120
00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:48,980
You have an imagination.

1121
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:50,980
I mean, I don't see what the black dots do.

1122
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:51,980
Yeah.

1123
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:53,980
But I mean, just because you ran into that, you're like, what the fuck is that?

1124
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:55,980
But he was a spelt petite.

1125
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:59,980
I mean, she was a petite man, 160 pounds.

1126
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:02,980
But that motherfucker is six to now, you got to remember.

1127
00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,980
What's a, what's a, what's a, there we go.

1128
00:40:04,980 --> 00:40:05,980
Caitlyn.

1129
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:06,980
Yeah.

1130
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:07,980
Now she weighs over 200 pounds.

1131
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:09,980
I really don't care about this.

1132
00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:11,980
Well, you know, I mean, what are you listening?

1133
00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:13,980
Why do you think she gained so much weight?

1134
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:18,980
I'm going to tell you right now, who the fuck do you want to think of the Dacathalon waning

1135
00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:19,980
motherfucker?

1136
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,900
Katelyn Jenner comes on TV, man.

1137
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,300
The Cathalon, Larry.

1138
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,220
Do you know what that means?

1139
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:25,060
Yeah.

1140
00:40:25,060 --> 00:40:25,900
What does it mean?

1141
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,260
10 fucking events.

1142
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,100
10 fucking events.

1143
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,820
10 Olympic events you won.

1144
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:31,660
Yeah.

1145
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:32,740
The Cathalon.

1146
00:40:32,740 --> 00:40:33,580
Yeah.

1147
00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:36,140
I mean, it is Roman name.

1148
00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:36,980
You know what I mean?

1149
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:38,500
That is insane.

1150
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,660
10 events, dude.

1151
00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:41,700
I know.

1152
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:44,100
If anybody doesn't know what we're talking about,

1153
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,460
go back and watch it.

1154
00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:49,380
I think it's like the 1975, 76 Olympics.

1155
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,260
I remember watching it as a kid, man.

1156
00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:52,420
The greatest athlete.

1157
00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:54,540
Everybody wanted to be Bruce Jenner at that time.

1158
00:40:54,540 --> 00:40:57,220
10 events in one, I mean.

1159
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,740
Yeah, it's fucking amazing.

1160
00:40:58,740 --> 00:40:59,580
Dude.

1161
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,020
And the most amazing part is a guy

1162
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:03,340
from the fucking USA won it.

1163
00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,180
Yeah.

1164
00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:05,980
The most slobber week that has

1165
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,740
laziest country out there.

1166
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:08,580
Well, not at that time.

1167
00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:10,180
We were a little better back then.

1168
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:11,660
Yeah, I don't know what year it was, but.

1169
00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:12,980
76.

1170
00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:13,820
Okay.

1171
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:15,660
I'm pretty sure it was 76.

1172
00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:16,500
Woo.

1173
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,500
And they put him on the fucking Wheaties box

1174
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:22,380
and I believe that he started the tradition

1175
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:25,300
of putting like Michael Jordan's and people like that.

1176
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,140
Athletes.

1177
00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:26,980
Yeah, athletes.

1178
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:28,020
Very upper echelon athletes.

1179
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,220
On the Wheaties box.

1180
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,140
He was the first motherfucker.

1181
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:32,980
Before him, all they showed was a bowl

1182
00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:34,500
of fucking Wheaties on the cover.

1183
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:36,300
Yeah, Wheaties boxes are collectibles.

1184
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:37,140
Yeah.

1185
00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:37,980
It's crazy.

1186
00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:39,020
I bet you that Bruce Jenner one's

1187
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,460
probably worth the fucking minute.

1188
00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:41,380
Yeah.

1189
00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:42,220
Huh?

1190
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,060
I don't know.

1191
00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:45,700
I mean, who do you get it signed by, Bruce or Caitlin?

1192
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,020
I don't know.

1193
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:48,540
So you can get two signatures.

1194
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,380
I don't know.

1195
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:51,020
Think about that.

1196
00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:51,860
Well, you know what?

1197
00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:53,700
If you had one that's already signed by Bruce,

1198
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,340
then you re-approach him and say,

1199
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,260
hey, now I gotta get Caitlin.

1200
00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:59,220
The other signature, come on, motherfucker,

1201
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,180
you wanna be two people?

1202
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:01,660
I want two signatures.

1203
00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:03,500
That's the box that's worth the most money.

1204
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,620
Probably not.

1205
00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:05,740
Well, with both signatures.

1206
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:06,580
No, I don't think so.

1207
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:08,980
I think the other one diminishes the other character.

1208
00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:13,860
This was worth a lot when it was just Bruce Jenner.

1209
00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:15,260
This box was worth a lot,

1210
00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:16,100
but now you just do it.

1211
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,500
Just like now your box is worth nothing.

1212
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:23,300
And she probably feels a little,

1213
00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:24,980
I can't say how she feels.

1214
00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:25,820
I don't know.

1215
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:26,660
You can't at all, because you were...

1216
00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:28,660
But I know she's gorging herself on booze,

1217
00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:30,180
wine, all kinds of junk foods.

1218
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,300
How do you know this?

1219
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,300
Because I was reading about why she gained the fucking weight.

1220
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:35,900
Does it really matter about this person?

1221
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:37,740
No, I just really don't like to talk about it.

1222
00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:39,620
Just feeling time, motherfucker.

1223
00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:42,980
Oh, you are just gonna waste our listeners' time

1224
00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:44,580
with this rhetoric.

1225
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:47,460
No, this is some very interesting shit.

1226
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:51,860
I mean, this person transitioned from a male,

1227
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,380
the Kathaline Winnie-Mail to a female,

1228
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:58,980
and then did she murder a person when she was done transitioning?

1229
00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:01,180
Maybe, let's say allegedly.

1230
00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:03,860
Well, let's do, that's like two-faced.

1231
00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:05,380
She sounds like...

1232
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:07,420
He, what?

1233
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:10,100
She, she, now it's she.

1234
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,180
She, she.

1235
00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:13,340
And by the way, we are fuck ups

1236
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:16,540
and no disrespect to any pronoun freaks out there,

1237
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,860
but if you are a pronoun freak,

1238
00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:21,260
man, you gotta fucking grovel, let me tell you.

1239
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:24,820
Jesus, why would you just do that without asking me, man?

1240
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:27,060
Just make a statement like that.

1241
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:29,340
That might not be Needle's view,

1242
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,220
but I fucking think it's a little crazy.

1243
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:33,140
Yeah, you should have felt like that's just Needle's view.

1244
00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:35,220
Here's Needle's corner.

1245
00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:36,140
Needle's things.

1246
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:37,780
Don't sit down in that corner.

1247
00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:41,220
It might be a little sticky.

1248
00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:42,060
No, no, no.

1249
00:43:43,180 --> 00:43:45,340
On a better note, though, Billy Gordell,

1250
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:47,500
you know who that is, Gordell.

1251
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,340
He was the fat.

1252
00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:49,740
You didn't even say the name right the first time.

1253
00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:50,580
I don't even know.

1254
00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:53,340
And then you asked, you're right, no, wait a minute.

1255
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,820
And then you changed it the second time.

1256
00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:58,580
He's the fat cop guy that was married to Molly

1257
00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:00,260
on Mike and Molly.

1258
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:01,100
Oh yeah.

1259
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:01,940
That motherfucker.

1260
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:02,780
He's a funny dude.

1261
00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:04,060
Yeah, and now I'm worried

1262
00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:06,620
because he got gastric bypass surgery

1263
00:44:06,620 --> 00:44:09,460
and that motherfucker lost 150 pounds.

1264
00:44:09,460 --> 00:44:10,300
Why are you worried?

1265
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,940
Well, because he might not be funny anymore.

1266
00:44:12,940 --> 00:44:13,940
What?

1267
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:16,020
At least he got an ozempic.

1268
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:19,260
Oh, oh, oh, ozempic.

1269
00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:22,500
Hopefully I can sponsor the literary needle show.

1270
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:23,780
Sponsor by ozempic.

1271
00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:26,180
Sponsor by C. Alice.

1272
00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:27,540
Get fatter, die trying.

1273
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,380
Yeah.

1274
00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:29,220
Yeah.

1275
00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:33,060
Oh, that's funny.

1276
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:34,780
So yeah, you know, well, you know,

1277
00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:37,420
cause some of those guys are real fucking hilarious

1278
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:39,820
and they're good comedians and they're fat guys.

1279
00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:40,980
Ralphie May was fat.

1280
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,020
And then they lose weight.

1281
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,460
And then they might not be funny.

1282
00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:44,660
There's a lot of fucking comedians.

1283
00:44:44,660 --> 00:44:46,260
Cause you imagine if...

1284
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,820
Why would you even, isn't that,

1285
00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:51,260
that is the weirdest thing that's like being like,

1286
00:44:51,260 --> 00:44:53,820
I mean, I can't even explain that.

1287
00:44:53,820 --> 00:44:56,460
It's like, if I was very fat and then I got skinny,

1288
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:58,660
it's like would I not be a good electrician?

1289
00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:01,900
You know what I mean?

1290
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:05,100
Well, that electrician is different than comedy though.

1291
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:10,380
I'm still out there telling dick jokes.

1292
00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:12,620
I mean, come on man.

1293
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:13,460
I guess.

1294
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,300
That's just silly though.

1295
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:17,580
You think a comedian's weight really matters

1296
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:18,740
about how funny he is?

1297
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:19,580
I guess not.

1298
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,660
Well, like what about like fucking...

1299
00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:22,700
If you're funny, you're funny.

1300
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:25,100
What was that guy, Louis, whatever with the blonde hair?

1301
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:26,300
No, no, no.

1302
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:27,460
Oh, oh.

1303
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:28,300
Anderson.

1304
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:29,900
Yeah, yeah, Louis Anderson.

1305
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:30,940
Did he drop then?

1306
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:31,780
Yes, he's dead.

1307
00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:35,460
He was me-tuned by some males.

1308
00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:37,500
Oh, well, he had a cute, fat ass.

1309
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,140
He had a proclivity for the boys.

1310
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:40,740
See, that's what happened.

1311
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,540
Yeah, that's all right.

1312
00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:43,140
You know, hey, he was gay.

1313
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:46,500
You play with fire, you're going to get burned.

1314
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,260
He was so prophetic.

1315
00:45:48,260 --> 00:45:48,860
Let me tell you.

1316
00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:49,660
Hey, there's rapers of all...

1317
00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:51,140
This is smarter by the minute.

1318
00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:53,700
There's rapers of all fucking styles.

1319
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:56,620
Well, rapers are rappers.

1320
00:45:56,620 --> 00:46:00,460
Rapers, rapists.

1321
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:01,900
Rapists of all kinds of styles.

1322
00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:03,580
I remember when we were speaking again,

1323
00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:04,660
little kids getting raped.

1324
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,420
I remember we...

1325
00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:07,100
Jesus, we never said anything about that.

1326
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,980
Louis, how was he getting me too?

1327
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:11,540
He was an adult when he got raped.

1328
00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:12,100
I had seen him when he did that.

1329
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,420
I just didn't come out and say that.

1330
00:46:13,420 --> 00:46:15,100
He was an adult?

1331
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,340
Or was he a child?

1332
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:17,500
He was an adult.

1333
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,300
He got raped when he was an adult?

1334
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:22,900
No, no, he might have been the guy doing the touching.

1335
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,820
Oh, he got it.

1336
00:46:25,820 --> 00:46:27,660
I didn't know that.

1337
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:28,540
I didn't know that.

1338
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:29,140
Oh, man.

1339
00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:30,700
We were talking about our sign names.

1340
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,580
Well, that was going to mention Corey Feldman.

1341
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,660
We went and saw him.

1342
00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:36,020
Amazing greatest concert ever.

1343
00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:36,860
I'm pretty good.

1344
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:37,820
It was pretty good.

1345
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:38,460
It pissed off.

1346
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:39,300
That was a great show.

1347
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,980
I wouldn't say it was the greatest concert ever.

1348
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:43,380
I am.

1349
00:46:43,380 --> 00:46:44,860
I have to stick around my heart.

1350
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:46,340
Well, that's Needle's opinion.

1351
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:47,780
I don't fucking think that.

1352
00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:48,500
Obviously.

1353
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:49,460
It was great, though.

1354
00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:50,180
It was fun.

1355
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:51,300
We did have a great time.

1356
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:54,260
But, you know, and you think about that,

1357
00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,860
and these guys come forward and they say shit,

1358
00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:59,580
all these motherfuckers like Oprah and Ellen

1359
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:03,500
and all these cons with TV shows, all badmouth them

1360
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,980
and say that he's full of shit.

1361
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:07,300
But the truth is, the reason they do

1362
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:11,260
is because they are also fucking pedophile, motherfucker.

1363
00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:13,380
Or they're involved with somebody who is.

1364
00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:13,940
Yeah.

1365
00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:14,780
Everybody is not directly.

1366
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:16,860
And if you're fucking involved with someone who is,

1367
00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:19,780
and you ain't coming forward, man, hey.

1368
00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:20,900
Babe, bottom line.

1369
00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:21,900
That shit's on you.

1370
00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:24,500
That's fucking bad shit, bro.

1371
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:26,460
It's all about the bottom line.

1372
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:28,620
When's the last time you've seen a high-profile pedophile

1373
00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:29,900
get arrested?

1374
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:30,700
They never do, man.

1375
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:31,500
Exactly.

1376
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,340
You know, I mean, we got him in fucking.

1377
00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:37,100
Yeah, Epstein they used as a fucking scapegoat.

1378
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:40,420
And then, meanwhile, all the highest political offices

1379
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:42,820
in the land and all these rock stars

1380
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:45,500
and all these fucking Hollywood jackoffs

1381
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:49,820
are all fucking sick fucking sex pedophiles.

1382
00:47:49,820 --> 00:47:52,140
Well, they're intertwined in some things.

1383
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:52,660
Nah, man.

1384
00:47:52,660 --> 00:47:54,140
Not everybody is fucking.

1385
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:56,820
But they got, but everybody's compromised.

1386
00:47:56,820 --> 00:47:57,780
Well.

1387
00:47:57,780 --> 00:48:01,100
Do you know what Steven Tyler did once, man?

1388
00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:01,820
Once.

1389
00:48:01,820 --> 00:48:02,700
Just once, right?

1390
00:48:02,700 --> 00:48:03,020
Well, no.

1391
00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:06,500
This is one hell of a fucking story.

1392
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:10,020
He fucking got this 16-year-old girl.

1393
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:13,100
And somehow he got her dirtbag parents.

1394
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:14,100
To sign him over to her.

1395
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:14,580
Right?

1396
00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:15,780
No, no, listen.

1397
00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:18,540
Now he knocks her up.

1398
00:48:18,540 --> 00:48:21,380
And she only had, he gives her no money.

1399
00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:24,860
She's in some Boston fucking apartment.

1400
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:27,460
He fucking calls her all the time.

1401
00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:29,260
And she says, hey, I'm out of money

1402
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:30,380
and there's no more food.

1403
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:31,780
And he's like, don't worry.

1404
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:34,060
One of my friends will come over tomorrow

1405
00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:37,620
and he'll take you grocery shopping.

1406
00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:39,300
The dude shows up.

1407
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:40,820
She doesn't go shopping.

1408
00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:42,820
He fucking gives her some knockout drugs.

1409
00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:44,220
She wakes up.

1410
00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:47,300
The fucking apartment is fucking nailed shut

1411
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,900
with the fucking places on fire.

1412
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:50,620
What?

1413
00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:52,220
Tries to kill her.

1414
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:55,500
Puts her, she fucking remembers some high school fucking

1415
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,220
safety fire shit.

1416
00:48:57,220 --> 00:48:58,540
Goes into like the chimney.

1417
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:02,540
Has smoke inhalation.

1418
00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:03,180
They save her.

1419
00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:06,740
She's burnt up smoke inhalation in the hospital for weeks.

1420
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:09,700
Steven Tyler shows up with some lawyer.

1421
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:12,140
Fucking makes her sign a piece of paper that's

1422
00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:14,260
saying she's going to have an abortion.

1423
00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:16,780
She's six fucking months pregnant.

1424
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:17,820
Has the abortion.

1425
00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:21,220
He's in the room in the corner, fucking sniffing lines

1426
00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:23,100
of cocaine the whole time.

1427
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:27,580
Allegedly, this fucking guy tried to kill this bitch, man.

1428
00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:29,300
And I mean, if you're going to do that.

1429
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,620
Do you think these people are good people?

1430
00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:32,540
No, I know they're not good people, dude.

1431
00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:35,540
I mean, who knows what the truth is to that story?

1432
00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:40,300
Well, I guess he put it in his own book.

1433
00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,700
This is what my buddy was telling me.

1434
00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:42,860
He wrote that about himself.

1435
00:49:42,860 --> 00:49:45,660
He wrote this and now this girl came forward

1436
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:47,540
and is going on on the talk show's talk.

1437
00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:48,980
Yeah, like, come on.

1438
00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:50,820
He really wrote that.

1439
00:49:50,820 --> 00:49:54,260
I would highly doubt that.

1440
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:55,260
I don't know.

1441
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,460
You know, what do you mean you don't know?

1442
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,220
Why would you implicate yourself for paying his crimes?

1443
00:49:58,220 --> 00:50:00,620
I'm not implicating myself in anything.

1444
00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:02,260
Not you, but Steven Tyler.

1445
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:02,780
No, I know.

1446
00:50:02,780 --> 00:50:04,140
I don't understand that part.

1447
00:50:04,140 --> 00:50:08,420
Maybe because he thinks that fucking enough time has passed.

1448
00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:10,780
The statute of limitations.

1449
00:50:10,780 --> 00:50:12,660
He's just such a big rock star.

1450
00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:15,100
Civilly sue somebody.

1451
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:19,140
Well, this bitch was 16 and now she's fucking, you know,

1452
00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:20,740
60, 70, whatever.

1453
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:21,660
Yeah, still.

1454
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:23,340
If somebody comes out and says that they fucking,

1455
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:27,300
you were underage, even that your parents signed you over.

1456
00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:28,140
I know.

1457
00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:29,220
Which is fucking crazy.

1458
00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:31,260
Which is fucking crazy.

1459
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:32,100
Who would do that?

1460
00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:32,780
But you know what?

1461
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:33,980
Listen, there's a lot of people that

1462
00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:34,700
trade their children for drugs.

1463
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:36,020
I was on fucking tour.

1464
00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:41,820
This fucking lady and gentlemen that were about my age

1465
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:44,180
handed over their 14-year-old daughter to me

1466
00:50:44,180 --> 00:50:48,860
and told me to watch her while they're at a fucking punk show

1467
00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:50,340
watching 10 more bands.

1468
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:52,540
We were like the first band on the bill.

1469
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:55,540
And I was fucking like, what is this?

1470
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:56,660
You're in another country.

1471
00:50:56,660 --> 00:50:58,100
Some people give you their daughter.

1472
00:50:58,100 --> 00:50:58,500
Yeah.

1473
00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,940
And they don't even know me.

1474
00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:02,180
And they're like, could you watch after her for us?

1475
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:03,700
What a fucking setup.

1476
00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:05,100
Oh my gosh.

1477
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,980
Larry, I don't know how you controlled yourself that night.

1478
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,260
But kudos to you.

1479
00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:11,180
I did.

1480
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:15,900
Because the whole time I was waiting for that guy on fucking.

1481
00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:17,140
That was a joke, I was saying.

1482
00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:18,620
I was waiting for that guy on nightline

1483
00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:20,100
to come busting through.

1484
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,580
Chris Hanson, not nightline.

1485
00:51:21,580 --> 00:51:22,260
Yeah, whatever.

1486
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:23,740
Catch a predator.

1487
00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:27,220
All the way in Chris Hanson, Germany to catch a predator.

1488
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,020
And you're the first guy who gets busted.

1489
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:29,700
Right.

1490
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:31,500
I'm in my merch booth with him.

1491
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:33,300
And all of a sudden there's a crowd of people.

1492
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:34,900
And the next guy in line is him.

1493
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:36,140
Who's the light in your face?

1494
00:51:36,140 --> 00:51:37,540
To buy a t-shirt or something.

1495
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:38,740
And I'm getting handcuffed.

1496
00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:41,900
So I have to pretend to be the light.

1497
00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:46,380
You're like, I need the American embassy.

1498
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:50,260
She's like sitting there and sucking a lollipop.

1499
00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:53,140
So people do some dumb fucking shit, man.

1500
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:55,340
And it's like blows my fucking mind.

1501
00:51:55,340 --> 00:51:56,340
What kind of dumb shit?

1502
00:51:56,340 --> 00:51:59,260
Like leaving the 14-year-old daughter with some grand

1503
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:02,100
abandonment or signing your daughter over to Stephen

1504
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:03,140
fucking Tyler.

1505
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:03,940
Or are you nuts?

1506
00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:04,900
That's not even dumb.

1507
00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:05,620
That's just like, I mean.

1508
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:07,020
That's fucking retarded shit.

1509
00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:09,060
What did they trade for though?

1510
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:10,260
They just didn't hand it over.

1511
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:10,700
I know.

1512
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:11,260
And that's the thing.

1513
00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:12,780
I mean, that's like what's that called a dowry?

1514
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:13,260
A dowry.

1515
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:13,780
People are sick.

1516
00:52:13,780 --> 00:52:14,620
Yeah, dowry.

1517
00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:15,620
A dowry, yeah.

1518
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:16,100
People are sick.

1519
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,780
I wonder what they, what the dowry was worth.

1520
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:20,340
Two lambs of fucking pound of cocaine.

1521
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,060
Yeah, probably something fucking.

1522
00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:23,740
Do they ever write about that?

1523
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:24,260
I don't know.

1524
00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:26,660
I got to read this book though.

1525
00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:28,580
This is from one of my friends that read the book.

1526
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,380
And he was like, you can't believe this story.

1527
00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:31,460
It's unbelievable.

1528
00:52:31,460 --> 00:52:33,340
So now that I know this little snippet,

1529
00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:36,060
I am going to read this fucking Stephen Tyler book.

1530
00:52:36,060 --> 00:52:38,220
And I'll rip that motherfucker to shreds

1531
00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:39,860
and that's what I get.

1532
00:52:39,860 --> 00:52:40,660
Yeah.

1533
00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:41,220
Daco.

1534
00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:43,220
Here you go.

1535
00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:45,180
But why do we implicate himself?

1536
00:52:45,180 --> 00:52:45,980
I know.

1537
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:46,540
It's so creepy.

1538
00:52:46,540 --> 00:52:47,180
What a dumb fuck.

1539
00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:47,620
I don't know.

1540
00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:49,020
Maybe because he thinks he's,

1541
00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:51,860
are he so old he's fucking thinks he's untouchable now?

1542
00:52:51,860 --> 00:52:52,700
I don't know.

1543
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:55,220
He looks like someone's fucking grandma.

1544
00:52:55,220 --> 00:52:55,820
Well, yeah.

1545
00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:58,380
I mean, I don't know how these guys are still alive.

1546
00:52:58,380 --> 00:52:58,940
I know.

1547
00:52:58,940 --> 00:52:59,980
I mean, seriously.

1548
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:00,620
Literally.

1549
00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:03,260
I mean, pounds and pounds of cocaine and heroin.

1550
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:03,940
Yeah.

1551
00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:04,700
All together.

1552
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:05,540
Cigarettes.

1553
00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:06,020
Yeah.

1554
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:07,900
I mean, they're just ripping heaters, dude.

1555
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,620
Oh, dang.

1556
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:11,820
Because they had access to everything.

1557
00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:13,420
You know, we only had limited access.

1558
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:13,920
Yeah.

1559
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,260
These guys are going, man.

1560
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:18,500
We had limited access and most of our friends are fucking dead.

1561
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,900
This, it's amazing these motherfuckers are off the rock.

1562
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:21,740
That's what I'm saying.

1563
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,460
Like, it really, really is.

1564
00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:26,540
We know fucking 15, well, fuck 15.

1565
00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:28,940
Maybe Adrenochrome.

1566
00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:29,420
Yeah, maybe.

1567
00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:31,900
Maybe some fucking Horbo.

1568
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:34,940
But they have money so they can talk to these weird.

1569
00:53:34,940 --> 00:53:36,300
It's just like that stupid Titan thing.

1570
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:37,900
Doctoring like crazy.

1571
00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:39,220
It's like the stupid submarine thing.

1572
00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:40,980
They're not the doctors like we get.

1573
00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:43,860
250 grand to go 900 feet in the ocean.

1574
00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:44,340
Right.

1575
00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:44,860
Count me out.

1576
00:53:44,860 --> 00:53:45,260
Yeah.

1577
00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:45,860
Me too.

1578
00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:46,420
Me too.

1579
00:53:46,420 --> 00:53:46,940
Count me out.

1580
00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:49,580
I am not looking with my kid.

1581
00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:54,180
We had our Titanic edition of the Leary Needles show.

1582
00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:56,860
In case you guys missed it, you should go back and check it out.

1583
00:53:56,860 --> 00:53:59,340
I don't know where it is in the chronology,

1584
00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:01,820
but you'll have to figure that shit out yourself.

1585
00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:03,580
But that's as close as I want to get.

1586
00:54:03,580 --> 00:54:06,380
Just reading about it, watch a couple documentaries,

1587
00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:08,060
read a couple articles.

1588
00:54:08,060 --> 00:54:10,300
I don't need to fucking go down and see that motherfucker.

1589
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:12,100
Shit in a Ziploc bag.

1590
00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:13,900
I don't think so.

1591
00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:16,980
I'll take that 250 Gs and do a lot more with it than you will,

1592
00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:17,820
man.

1593
00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:19,380
I mean, shit, man.

1594
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,300
Oh my god.

1595
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:23,460
And the thing is, the greatest part was.

1596
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,260
500 Gs, actually.

1597
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,620
Him and his kid.

1598
00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:27,620
Right.

1599
00:54:27,620 --> 00:54:29,380
I think there was five people on board.

1600
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:32,380
And I'm sure one of the people was operating the thing.

1601
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:35,820
But so it's a million dollars to bring the thing down.

1602
00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:38,140
But the thing is.

1603
00:54:38,140 --> 00:54:40,660
What's the thing, Leary?

1604
00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:44,140
Fuck, where was I going with that shit?

1605
00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:45,380
Want to shovel?

1606
00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:47,620
Aw, man.

1607
00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:51,100
No, the thing is, if you're going down and doing that,

1608
00:54:51,100 --> 00:54:52,420
you know that you're going to die.

1609
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:54,900
But the best part of it, this is where I was going, though.

1610
00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:58,940
The best part of it was, was the owner of the company

1611
00:54:58,940 --> 00:55:01,940
on video cameras saying, hey, you know,

1612
00:55:01,940 --> 00:55:06,180
a lot of times the fun thing is the dangerous thing.

1613
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:08,860
And we will sometimes throw the rules out the window

1614
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:10,980
and forget about safety to get down

1615
00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:12,180
and really get a good look.

1616
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:16,060
And I'm like, holy fuck, this guy is actually saying this.

1617
00:55:16,060 --> 00:55:16,980
He's a cowboy.

1618
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,020
Yeah, he's a crazy motherfucker.

1619
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:22,060
But listen, I'm sure they make you sign a lot of paperwork.

1620
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:23,380
I'm sure they have a lot of lawyers.

1621
00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:26,300
They said it was a two or three page document.

1622
00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:29,460
And the word death was mentioned five times

1623
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:30,300
on the first page.

1624
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:31,740
OK, well then there you go, man.

1625
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:32,980
So you know what you're getting into.

1626
00:55:32,980 --> 00:55:33,580
Exactly.

1627
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:36,340
I'm sure they have solid shit saying, oh,

1628
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:38,100
you know, this was what happens.

1629
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:39,820
And it's happened before.

1630
00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:40,620
Yeah.

1631
00:55:40,620 --> 00:55:41,460
And it's dangerous.

1632
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:43,180
But you know, these rich motherfuckers,

1633
00:55:43,180 --> 00:55:44,980
they got the money to burn and do it.

1634
00:55:44,980 --> 00:55:47,260
And they're looking for a rush, man.

1635
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:47,900
You know, so.

1636
00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:48,780
Is that really a rush?

1637
00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:52,020
Well, to be saying, yeah, I went down to the Titanic.

1638
00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:52,500
Yeah.

1639
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,900
That's the best cocktail party.

1640
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:54,780
To see what the hole is fucking big.

1641
00:55:54,780 --> 00:55:55,420
I know.

1642
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:56,260
Fuck that.

1643
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:58,060
I know.

1644
00:55:58,060 --> 00:56:02,020
And it's crazy because if it was safe to go down,

1645
00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:04,420
they would already have movies of the whole thing.

1646
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:07,060
But the other reason they don't have movies of the whole

1647
00:56:07,060 --> 00:56:09,700
wreckage and everything already on documentaries

1648
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:13,300
is because they don't want you to see the Oceania sign,

1649
00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:15,220
where the Titanic sign came off.

1650
00:56:15,220 --> 00:56:17,500
And they don't want you to know that they switched out

1651
00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,220
the ships and all that shit.

1652
00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:20,900
But again, I digress because I already

1653
00:56:20,900 --> 00:56:22,700
talked about that shit.

1654
00:56:22,700 --> 00:56:24,860
But yeah, it's fucking dangerous.

1655
00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,420
And you got to be crazy to do it.

1656
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,140
Well, but it's another rush.

1657
00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:30,780
It's like, listen, people have died on roller coasters.

1658
00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,380
But they keep going on them.

1659
00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:32,700
How about this?

1660
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,540
People drive motorcycles and die,

1661
00:56:34,540 --> 00:56:35,900
but they keep on doing it, man.

1662
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:38,300
I fucking rode around all day today on my bike

1663
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,980
because it was fucking so beautiful out.

1664
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:43,660
Larry has a real bad track record with that scooter.

1665
00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:44,780
I know.

1666
00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:45,540
Broken bones.

1667
00:56:45,540 --> 00:56:46,820
Hit by cars, fucking.

1668
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:47,620
Focussions.

1669
00:56:47,620 --> 00:56:49,260
Wiped out on my own accord.

1670
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:49,940
Fuckin.

1671
00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:53,660
One time he woke up in a dude's bed.

1672
00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:55,420
Real scooter accident.

1673
00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:58,140
Yeah, that one was really bad.

1674
00:56:58,140 --> 00:57:01,380
I got rear-ended.

1675
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:03,980
Fucking it hurt for weeks.

1676
00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:04,460
That's all right.

1677
00:57:04,460 --> 00:57:05,780
You checked your oil.

1678
00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:06,260
You know what?

1679
00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:08,580
Oh, I almost fucking broke the plastic.

1680
00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:15,060
Fucking I don't know where my little quote that I had for today.

1681
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:15,620
Oh, man.

1682
00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:17,100
You've already been reading the same one.

1683
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:19,700
No, I had a little quote I had written down.

1684
00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:20,220
I don't have it.

1685
00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:21,220
If you're going to do this bullshit,

1686
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:22,740
you got to read a new one every time.

1687
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:23,180
I know.

1688
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:23,580
I know.

1689
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:24,900
But since I can't find the.

1690
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:25,620
Don't read the old one.

1691
00:57:25,620 --> 00:57:26,780
I'm not reading the old one.

1692
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:28,300
No, I don't want to hear this.

1693
00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:32,300
Because people, you got to realize and fucking take note

1694
00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:35,620
and be vigil about this shit because.

1695
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:36,620
So defeated right now.

1696
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,300
Shit is fucking going wrong.

1697
00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:42,580
And an injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

1698
00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:44,060
Shout out to Martin Luther King, Jr.

1699
00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:44,460
Do whatever.

1700
00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:46,180
You just created an injustice over there

1701
00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:49,140
by completely doing what I asked you not to do.

1702
00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:50,700
It was almost a race crime or a crime.

1703
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:51,780
I love you.

1704
00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:55,580
I'm going to call the ACLU.

1705
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:56,780
See how they like that.

1706
00:57:56,780 --> 00:57:59,340
I'm going to call the NCAAC PNU.

1707
00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:02,340
Oh, you added just two more letters or something.

1708
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:06,340
I'm going to call the Rainbow Coalition.

1709
00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:08,540
See how Jesse Jackson likes it.

1710
00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:12,820
Oh, you know, we got to get Jesse Jackson on here.

1711
00:58:12,820 --> 00:58:14,140
And they all sharpened at the same time.

1712
00:58:14,140 --> 00:58:15,300
Oh, yeah.

1713
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:16,900
It'd be fucking awesome.

1714
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,180
Well, I don't think we can handle.

1715
00:58:18,180 --> 00:58:19,700
They would probably come down here and go,

1716
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:22,460
this filthy motherfucking white trash motherfucker.

1717
00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:23,580
They would want to sit down.

1718
00:58:23,580 --> 00:58:24,420
What's a weed?

1719
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:26,180
Hell, that's we have.

1720
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:28,860
Oh, we got to get Marion Barry.

1721
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:30,100
You want a nitrous balloon?

1722
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:32,540
We can get Marion Barry, the Washington DC

1723
00:58:32,540 --> 00:58:33,540
crack smoking.

1724
00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:34,900
Oh, shit.

1725
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:35,580
I think he did.

1726
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:36,140
He did.

1727
00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:36,740
Yeah, R.P.

1728
00:58:36,740 --> 00:58:39,420
I want to smoke crack with him before he.

1729
00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:41,100
I mean, you should have probably hunted him down.

1730
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:41,740
I did try.

1731
00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:43,180
He was an old man when he was smoking.

1732
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:46,220
I know when we were on tour in Washington, DC,

1733
00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:51,020
back in the late 90s, early 2000s, and we were searching him

1734
00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:54,020
out high and low every time we played in Washington, DC.

1735
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:55,620
And that fucker was hard to find.

1736
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:57,540
Well, he was the mayor.

1737
00:58:57,540 --> 00:58:58,260
I know.

1738
00:58:58,260 --> 00:58:59,780
So why are you trying to find the mayor?

1739
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:01,780
Because they thought it would be great if there

1740
00:59:01,780 --> 00:59:02,940
was a picture of Larry and Marion Barry.

1741
00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:04,780
What kind of drugs were you on?

1742
00:59:04,780 --> 00:59:05,860
We were on everything.

1743
00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:07,540
Yeah, so you were following around.

1744
00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:08,140
I mean, you could just.

1745
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:09,460
Well, we weren't following around,

1746
00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:11,260
but when we would have a gig in DC,

1747
00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:12,740
we would try and find him.

1748
00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:13,660
Maybe he was doing like a speaky thing.

1749
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:16,100
So we could do a picture with him.

1750
00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:16,900
Yeah, I'm sure that.

1751
00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:19,180
Inside of an album cover or something, you know.

1752
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:20,620
We could always Photoshop that.

1753
00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:21,460
You know that, right?

1754
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:22,700
Well, not back then.

1755
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:25,660
I'll even sign it for you as Marion Barry.

1756
00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:27,020
Well, I'll draw a crack pipe, too.

1757
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:27,500
Nice.

1758
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:28,140
Thanks.

1759
00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,700
You're welcome, Larry.

1760
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,820
Well, that was pretty fun, man.

1761
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:33,420
Had a good time.

1762
00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:34,540
Yeah.

1763
00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:36,900
And I want to say, Larry Shodown,

1764
00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:39,420
only fans, girls keep sending them pictures.

1765
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:40,220
What are you talking about?

1766
00:59:40,220 --> 00:59:41,220
You shouldn't say that.

1767
00:59:41,220 --> 00:59:42,740
Oh.

1768
00:59:42,740 --> 00:59:43,980
Whatever.

1769
00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:45,140
You know who you are.

1770
00:59:45,140 --> 00:59:45,980
You know who you are.

1771
00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:46,980
There you go.

1772
00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:48,460
We love you so much.

1773
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:49,260
No, we don't.

1774
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:49,860
I do.

1775
00:59:49,860 --> 00:59:52,220
Larry loves you like a motherfucker.

1776
00:59:52,220 --> 00:59:54,620
You're married.

1777
00:59:54,620 --> 00:59:55,340
God, man.

1778
00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:56,100
This guy's splitting hairs.

1779
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,420
You should give a god, man.

1780
00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,340
That's the first thing you start with.

1781
00:59:59,340 --> 00:59:59,940
Real Christian.

1782
00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:00,620
June Lurk.

1783
01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:03,300
Give me five.

1784
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:06,980
From the sins that come out of my mouth.

1785
01:00:06,980 --> 01:00:08,780
And the ones that go in my butthole.

1786
01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:11,140
Aw, man.

1787
01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:12,140
OK, do your shout out.

1788
01:00:12,140 --> 01:00:15,900
Shout out to Becky, Russ, Matt, Tiffany, Chris,

1789
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:16,900
Chrissy, and Luann.

1790
01:00:16,900 --> 01:00:17,620
Woo, Luann.

1791
01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:18,180
I met you.

1792
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:19,380
Amazing.

1793
01:00:19,380 --> 01:00:21,580
And those are the people that I know listen.

1794
01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:23,540
So that's why I shout you guys out.

1795
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:25,260
And the rest of the people that listen, man.

1796
01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:26,020
Thank you very much.

1797
01:00:26,020 --> 01:00:27,820
Yes, I love it, man.

1798
01:00:27,820 --> 01:00:29,340
We do this for the love of the game.

1799
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:29,980
Fuck yeah.

1800
01:00:29,980 --> 01:00:31,420
We're not trying to do anything else.

1801
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:31,740
No.

1802
01:00:31,740 --> 01:00:34,140
If we get rich and famous, we'll have parties with everybody

1803
01:00:34,140 --> 01:00:34,900
all the time.

1804
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:35,300
Yeah.

1805
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:38,060
If I get rich and famous, if I get rich,

1806
01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:40,220
I'll get my money away like a motherfucker.

1807
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:40,900
Right to me.

1808
01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:41,460
Right to needles.

1809
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:42,300
I'll be the guy to hang out with.

1810
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:43,660
Because I'm going to be his drug dealer.

1811
01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:47,420
Because it's going to be a fucking party.

1812
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:47,900
All right.

1813
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:48,500
Peace.

1814
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:49,180
Love you later.

1815
01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:51,180
Oh.

1816
01:00:51,180 --> 01:01:15,140
Maybe you need a show.