1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,120 Time to get ready for the Larry Needles show 2 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:22,160 All right, welcome to the Larry Needles show I'm Larry I'm needles and 3 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,480 Yeah, baby 4 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,620 live 5 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:33,520 Live live technically, but we're live right now, but we're always all the way live like a motherfucker 6 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:39,340 There he's a live wire. That's what they tell me like it's shocked right in your butthole 7 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:46,200 So it is pride month, so you might get it in the butthole man. Oh, so 8 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 My I went and saw the dead 9 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:56,080 Nice and the people are familiar with it. It was a wriggly field and it is on the fringes of Boys Town 10 00:00:56,080 --> 00:01:02,000 Yeah, I remember you telling me you thought you were gonna get shot up at that concert because it was a high-profile thing 11 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,080 I'm glad you didn't know you know what everybody has that kind of fear, right? 12 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:11,880 Ah crazy down the city. Well here. Let me get the my place for that. So let me get to my shit. Okay, let's hear it 13 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:13,740 so I 14 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,740 go down with my boys and 15 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:23,780 Fucking we're like standing outside. I don't know if you've ever been to a dead show, but wriggly field 16 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:30,320 I have that very conducive to it. Well, no, it's not very friendly to dead. There's no parking lot 17 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,020 Right, right. You know anything it's not 18 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:36,280 Soldiers field would have been that better sure, but they don't want to area around 19 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,940 Yeah, they want to park in a parking lot and they can fucking 20 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:44,280 Hawk their wares and shit and drugs and stuff sell the trinkets and acid 21 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:50,360 It was fucking blankets and shit. So man, I see me this dude man. Larry you would have loved it 22 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,920 so these two boys were walking down the street and 23 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,760 one of the guys had on 24 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,200 like 25 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:05,800 Pink booty shorts, and he was a tall motherfucker and a vest that was like six sizes too small 26 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:13,120 The holes under the arms went up to like his arm. His arm. His arms barely fit through the fucking walls 27 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 It looked like he was swimming 28 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,800 And then he had his twink with them and then the fucking Scotty and I were standing right there 29 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:27,180 And I was like man, I really wish I could have the balls to dress like that. Oh man 30 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:31,540 For what will not be about being a fanook like that. I'm just saying a man 31 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:36,440 Those guys are just outdoor their thing on a Saturday. This dude's buttholes almost hanging out 32 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,840 Yeah, I wouldn't do that just out of courtesy other people, but you know me man 33 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,840 I'll dress however the fuck I want 34 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:46,300 I'm wearing leopard fray fucking fuck leopard coat and fucking whatever the fuck 35 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,280 I'm not gonna wear pink shorts cuz nobody wants to see my shit, you know 36 00:02:52,280 --> 00:03:00,160 This guy was fucking packing heat too. No, I mean fucking probably was on Viagra. No, I mean walking down the street on Viagra 37 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,640 You know, hey in Boys Town things get wild 38 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,400 How do you know? 39 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,800 I see you have right now. I see things. Oh, I bet you have 40 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:20,860 Larry's portable glory hole. Yeah, my brother used to play some shows for the gay pride parade and shit back before they just called it the pride parade 41 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:26,460 Yeah, shut out no shirt. No shirt. Yeah, and he said they were just fucking and sucking in the streets, you know 42 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:29,840 And that's what they do man, cuz you know, it's like sounds like you're Mecca 43 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:35,840 Yeah, we here's the thing, you know cuz it's like could you imagine like there's no emotional attachment 44 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,840 There's no women's type feelings 45 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:45,320 Even though they're fruity, there's still men. Yeah, you know, so they're just hey after own fuel. Yeah, you want to fuck? 46 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:49,480 Sure. Yeah, let's do it. It's not like you got to talk a woman into it, you know 47 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,320 Oh, of course woman into it 48 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,560 Of course, you know, you need some sluts that are ready very easy 49 00:03:54,560 --> 00:04:01,760 But you know, you got to usually fucking put a little work into it. Yeah, you know be nice and all that shit when you're in fucking 50 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:07,760 Boys town, it's just like hey, what's up? Nothing. All right. Let's go in fucking 51 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,560 stall, you know 52 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,720 Doesn't it just all those dicks all day 53 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:18,240 It's a lot less work, I guess than taking them to dinner and fucking buying them fucking well 54 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,720 Yeah, because there's some sort of romance to that 55 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:26,200 Right, there's a women one of the hunt, right and that's what the difference of all men 56 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,720 No, man, just walk out there. Here's an ass. All right. Give it to me. That's a mouse 57 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,040 Jesus you should get that handlebar must-have trimmed real nice 58 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:43,040 A leather, you know, what are we waxed down? What kind of type of guy does it take to be a leather daddy? 59 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,920 I don't know man. It's fucking I 60 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:51,960 Don't know. I don't know. I don't know much about the type leather. Yeah, I don't know anything about the types 61 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:57,400 You know, well, I mean we saw them on the one of the village people. Yeah, but they showed you a cap 62 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,520 The leather daddy, you know 63 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:08,040 But that's the template for gay stuff going on and and I mean it was 64 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:14,720 That's where they would cruise for dudes is at the YMCA. Yeah, sure, which is that's why it's fun to stay there 65 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:19,120 Well, I mean who would sleep over at the YM you gotta be a real fucking kook 66 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:24,440 Well, here's the other thing though, man. It's good if you're broke, you know, some people are fucking destitute back 67 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:30,360 Then it was different bed. Yeah back then it was a little bit different now. It's more fucking dangerous than ever 68 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:34,600 I'm sure well anywhere is dangerous man. Yeah, well, okay. Yes 69 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:39,960 It's not as they're gonna redo the village people are gonna go back on the road and they're doing a remake 70 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:46,560 It's not as safe or as fun to stay at the YMCA. It's gonna be called. Yeah, really roll off your tongue is good 71 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:50,340 But I don't even think the YMCA has sleepovers anymore to be honest with you 72 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:56,600 I think they nipped that right in the bud. Well, they gotta have something for for homeless, you know, well they have shelters 73 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:03,200 Yeah, I mean the village people weren't fucking talking about sleeping in a shelter. They're going to the fucking pool room. Yeah 74 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,800 That's 75 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,120 No, I mean you already have to be naked in there 76 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,400 I mean you're showing your shit. You gotta or else you can't go in 77 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:20,320 You know, I mean think about it. Those guys got bowlers with alviagra, too. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, sure 78 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,400 They didn't have it back. They didn't have a performance enhancing drugs 79 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:28,840 Here's the things when you're all wound up on fucking all kinds, you know, they'd like to stew fucking with it 80 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,840 I try yeah, I'm a night right in the shit and rush 81 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:38,160 There's fucking using the intervenious fucking speed and shit. They're ready to fucking rock cocaine all the time 82 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,840 You know, they're everybody was doing that back then. Yeah, but they did more 83 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:48,440 That's how they spread AIDS was through the fucking rush and shit like that now rushy snort 84 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,800 No, I know that needle drugs that they had to worry about yeah, but some how listen 85 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:59,560 They targeted it to drugs that gays like you know that Anthony Fauci made AIDS to fucking kill all them gays 86 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:06,400 Allegedly and then made a drug to kill him even faster. Well that you know, ATL or al fucking Z 87 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:12,320 AT a ZT. I mean you have to test that deadly test off on humans 88 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,240 That's what it always boils down. Wow. He knew what he was. I mean, how do you do it? 89 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,960 You know animals you tested on fucking, you know humans 90 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,600 That's how you know that's how you tweak your drugs 91 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:27,440 But you know your monster when first you give him the disease and then you give him the drug to finish him out 92 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:31,680 She gave a major fuck. Yeah, he's just like he gave us COVID man 93 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:39,720 Just like they just proved he fucking gave us COVID that cock sucker should be hanging by the motherfucking neck until he's dead 94 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:45,920 I hate to sound like fucking Don Anford getting all worked up here, but it's how passionate 95 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:51,000 I am about that traitor motherfucker him and Biden and all them cock suckers allegedly 96 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:56,080 Well, I mean you could take the train to fucking in the ocean if you want, right? You know who the first guy to get fucking 97 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,960 hanged in 98 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,960 The 99 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,640 Revolutionary war that I'll tell you right now 100 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:09,480 Larry got a new book and it's very intriguing and the first guy to get hanged was 101 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:15,840 Hunger hanged hanged. That's how they could say it was on June 28 1778 102 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,940 Washington ordered his execution. It happened at 11 a.m. His name was 103 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:27,840 Hickey his last name. Well, what the fuck was his first thing? I don't remember. Get up. No, it was 104 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,600 Like William or something. Let me think what Billy Hickey. Yeah, and 105 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:37,120 And it was for some slight shit, but it's crazy because he did it in the town hall 106 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:45,680 20,000 motherfuckers showed up to watch it do this into this 20,000 you want to hear something back in the day in India 107 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,120 This guy or Egypt or India this man was just killed because 108 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:55,760 He wanted to marry this chicken. She said no, so he stabbed her to death 109 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,640 And he was just executed nice 110 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:03,800 Well, this is crazy like how that still going on in 2023 well, you know what punishment 111 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,360 You know what they did to the fucking just American eyes 112 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:10,080 You know what the king did to fucking traitors though the key who George King? 113 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:16,200 Yeah, King George III okay back in a day and this was gonna happen to every motherfucker 114 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:22,960 That signed the Declaration of Independence. This is what yeah, hold on a second. This is what they were in for a 115 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,840 A trader was to be hanged by the neck 116 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:31,120 But cut down while still alive and his bowels were to be cut out and burned 117 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:36,440 Only then was his head to be cut off and it's body to be cut into four pieces 118 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:41,640 Now check this out intricate it goes beyond his death to his family 119 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:50,680 Additionally, all of his property was to be forfeited and his family and immediate ears were prohibited from owning property a conducting business 120 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,680 That is a fucking strict 121 00:09:54,280 --> 00:10:00,960 One of the lineage do you fucking ripping your bowels out and burning them while you're just coming back from being choked out 122 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,080 Throw the fucking those motherfuckers don't play games 123 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:08,000 And now we got these cock suckers running around acting like a bunch of assholes 124 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,640 Who's that you know all of our leaders right now and least they could do it's fucking 125 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:17,400 Hanging by the neck until they're dead. They don't even have to cut them down while they're still alive 126 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:23,240 Even though they deserve all that shit have their bowels fucking removed have them motherfuckers burned 127 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,320 And then have their head cut off 128 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:30,680 You know they got a feel a little something before they go to hell man because they fucking deserve it 129 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:37,160 They are gonna go to hell to who is all these motherfuckers that are continually lying to everybody 130 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,480 Well, but that's a Fauci Biden 131 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:45,280 Everybody perpetuates a whole system of injustice perpetuates hell that's for well 132 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:49,560 I mean, okay, if you want to get on a metaphysical or however, I would so yeah, you're right 133 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:54,600 Perpetuates itself because of the money man. Well, it's because one guy makes this amount of money 134 00:10:54,600 --> 00:11:01,120 You know, I mean another guy makes everybody's chasing each other in Congress in the Senate. Well, yeah, it's all a bunch of 135 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,040 Cock-suckers that would go for that shit to begin with 136 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:13,600 Yeah, totally like I like I've said like George Washington they begged that motherfucker to get into hit the position 137 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,120 He was in he didn't want to do that. He was living a good life in Virginia, man 138 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:23,880 He had 200 fucking slaves hanging down fucking getting down having fun a bunch of kids lots of money 139 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,880 He was real nice to everybody 140 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,480 Even his slaves like they were like his his family and 141 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:36,120 Fucking he didn't need to go be the general in this war and walk around in the winter and fucking freeze his ass off 142 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,480 He didn't want to do that shit 143 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:42,880 But he did it because they begged him to do it and he had a lot of experience in the French Indian War 144 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,040 as 145 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,480 Commanders in that shit. Was it the Delaware River across? 146 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:55,280 Yeah, it was Delaware that famous painting of Valley Forge. Yeah, but when you think about it these people 147 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:02,960 Pushed into these positions of power. Yeah, like who wants to be the first leader of back then those guys had some balls 148 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,000 I mean, yeah, well you see how do you know? 149 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:13,040 Cuz man do listen a lot of fucking courage every guy in that fucking at Dick's independence was was 150 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:17,600 Considered a traitor by the fucking king. They're gonna get on it man 151 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:23,120 He's written by the winners. It all that's true. It favors the way exactly and that's the other thing 152 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:27,160 You don't know what to fucking exactly what all we know is where we're at now George Washington 153 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:31,640 You gotta imagine you could imagine though that the motherfuckers were putting their lives online 154 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:37,080 Yeah, you know, they were king doesn't fucking play games man. They kill people like crazy 155 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:43,440 They all had an agenda. Yeah, and they solely stood behind it and they lost their lives for it 156 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:50,040 And they know not all of them they fucking got away with it most of them only a couple of them got retribution from you know 157 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:55,320 What they did was they come like the English would come back later and burn their fucking house down like that 158 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,280 But none of them got it. They didn't yeah 159 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:04,600 They didn't get hanged by the neck when then fucking cut down and then disemboweled and then had their innards burned and then fucking 160 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:09,680 Have their head chopped off and then be cut into four pieces. I mean that's a pretty fucked up 161 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:14,200 Those those motherfuckers are pretty good. I mean, that's like a Freddy Krueger type thing 162 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,680 You think one guy does all that or they have two guys. I'm sure it's a fucking team 163 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,640 Yeah, I mean come on like all right 164 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:23,160 We got to chop this body up again, and then where do you put them like what do you do? 165 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,800 They do this to discourage people from fucking around. Well, that's what they still doing. Sorry rabies 166 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:33,880 But your hands off if you steal yeah, you know, maybe that's what they should be doing here. Well, well, I don't 167 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:40,680 Yeah, we're soft shit. That's for sure. It's pretty it's pretty disgusting how soft 168 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:46,520 The funny, you know, it never gets soft do it. Do you know what's funny though? 169 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:50,800 It's like, you know, what's you know should always be popular is 9-11 170 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,520 It should always be even though it was a government job 171 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:59,320 We think her to you know people lost the people should always definitely be you know, it's taking that over transgender 172 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,560 Yeah, yeah, well, that's why they want to take the patriotism out of everything 173 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,800 Well, look what happened everybody blew up BLM and then they went down under well 174 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,600 Then motherfuckers stole all the money they had 42 million fucking dollars 175 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:20,600 Before after taxes were paid and they don't have any fucking money left the one girl paid her brother. Oh 176 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,560 We already talked about one million, you know 177 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:30,520 No, one million six hundred thousand dollars for years worth of security or exterminator 178 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:35,160 Whatever the fucking jag off did. I don't know. Oh, you want to hear something fucking cool? 179 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,840 Yeah, let's I was looking I looked this up earlier and I just think that's fucking amazing 180 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:45,120 So I got nothing but venom right now. Yeah, I know that's why I had to stop you Larry the atomic vodka 181 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,160 Should we talk about that first? Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good sounds like some good shit 182 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:54,320 I wouldn't mind if you were drinking that shit. Okay. Well, I'm not drinking. I'm just having a PBR right now 183 00:14:54,840 --> 00:15:01,360 So one of my PBRs. I don't know. I think we might have read this before. Oh, this is you might have heard that fucking doc Alice 184 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,360 You know who he is? 185 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,920 Sounds real familiar pitch. He was a pitcher. Hmm 186 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:15,100 Um for the pirates ancient or 1970. Oh, yeah, that's why I know who he is so on June 12th 1970 187 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:19,280 Doc Ellis doc Ellis, excuse me. Yeah did something 188 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:25,080 By all rights should be completely impossible. What do you think it's a no hit around ass? Yes, he did 189 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,000 Good job Larry. Do we talk about that? No, I know my shit 190 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,720 But isn't that crazy though? 191 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:35,400 What happened was he thought his rotation was the next day 192 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:39,800 He thought he got all fucked up. Well, he thought no, listen, he thought he was gonna pitch the next day 193 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,800 So he took acid in the morning 194 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:49,160 The morning well, I've done that. I I know but you're a fucking idiot. You know, I mean this guy's a star athlete 195 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,440 You know, you know, Larry Jones. Here's the other thing though when you're on acid 196 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:58,720 It makes everything so slow like when the band is playing and everyone's tripping on mushrooms or acid 197 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,040 We could play some riffs that like fuck man. I'm scaring myself 198 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:08,960 So it does make a baseball no hitter. That's amazing. Yeah, and he admits it 199 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,360 It was funny. Hey, man 200 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,680 Whatever it takes to get that no hitter, but he didn't think it was gonna happen 201 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:20,880 But think about it when you're on LSD. How you focus on something. Yeah. Yeah, literally pinpoint accuracy 202 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,160 You could see a fucking ball get a hundred yards. He probably didn't even need to be relieved 203 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,240 I remember when we were kids were like about probably hit a guy on with a pitch 204 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,560 Which is amazing, yeah 205 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:39,120 Probably didn't even need a relief pitcher though because when we were kids he pitched the whole nine 206 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:45,760 Hey, yeah, because we were kids these girls one of their these these three slutty girls from our neighborhood 207 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,840 And then we all wanted to fuck and I eventually fucked them and then 208 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:56,240 But their brother one of their brother was a bodybuilder and it was like two hundred and something pounds on this fucking weight bench 209 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:04,040 And we were like, you know, we were in fucking middle school still and we were at we were fucking tripping balls and me Jeff 210 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:11,400 My old drummer and no shirt Nick were pumping this iron like 20 times and these girls were all impressed. Wow, man 211 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:16,160 You guys are strong. Well, it was the drugs and the next day, man, I couldn't lift my arms 212 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:21,240 I'm going what the fuck happened yesterday. And I everyone we were tripping we were on LSD 213 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:27,040 Yeah, and these girls had a weight bench in the garage and the girls says my brother's a weightlifter and we're real skinny 214 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,040 I love how you're compared yourself to Doc Alice 215 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,840 No, I didn't 216 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,200 African-American 217 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,660 I'll tell you what I did do kiss the dude. I pissed. I fucking I fucking 218 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:44,920 Almost kissed a dude after I bolded 300 once. Whoa, you could ask Mary motherfucker 219 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,920 Wow 220 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:53,840 I could stop that Jimmy summerman's birthday party. Oh man, we should probably train whistle. It was in fucking Edison Park in Chicago 221 00:17:53,840 --> 00:18:00,280 All right, let's get more specific address and I bold a fucking 300 bullshit. I did ask Mary 222 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:05,640 I did all I swear on my fucking mother. We need to call it the bowling yet 223 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:11,840 You call up the bowling alley right dude. Ask my wife motherfucker dude. Here's the thing. It was so casual 224 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:18,020 I was just sitting there throwing the ball drinking beers and I kept hitting strike strike strike strike 225 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:20,320 And then pretty soon people are gathering around me 226 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:25,160 I took I didn't even care and I'm and people are like wow you really good and then when I bolded 300 227 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:29,400 I didn't even know what a big deal it was and everyone was like holy fuck holy fuck 228 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:35,080 So then the next game I really fucking tried that's where you got and I got about a 40 and that's my you know 229 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:40,280 I pulled between a 40 and a 70 so when I hit this 300 it was fuck 230 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:44,400 Amazing. Are you on drugs right now? No, are you sure dude? 231 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,360 I feel like I'm having a flashback though thinking about that 232 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,200 Little told me you roll the 300 I bowl 233 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:54,240 300 and it was that Jimmy summerman's fucking birthday party 234 00:18:54,240 --> 00:19:00,760 We're at it one of my bully alley Edison Park Bowl write that down cuz I'm gonna call them up ask Mary and listen to this check 235 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:06,280 This out one of Mary's good friends got mugged on the way there this cute looking blind got punched in the eye 236 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,320 And someone took her fucking purse dude. They don't even have it 237 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,840 It was it was fucking they weren't even keeping track. I wasn't on a league or nothing 238 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,680 I just you're telling me more than 300 and people saw it everybody 239 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:24,280 But you don't have your name on a board somewhere. Do you know they do? I don't know but I didn't fucking do anything about 240 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:29,400 I didn't give a fuck dude. I was on coke. I was on fucking drunk off my ass 241 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:34,480 You know, I was looking to party party and with chicks. I wanted to get laid. You know what I mean 242 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:39,960 It was I wasn't given a fuck about no bowling game, but it's yeah when I realized later 243 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:45,840 No, because later is when I realized what a big deal it was because you know, I get lucky 244 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,680 I do things good right away the first time every time 245 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:55,520 But I didn't know that bowling at 300 was such a big fucking deal until everybody was like holy shit, dude 246 00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:00,480 Holy fuck people go their whole life and I'm like really it wasn't that hard 247 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:05,640 But then when I tried of course, I got like a 90 one time and then they got maybe a hundred 248 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:10,280 You tell me you bolded 300 and then to one game 40 to 70 to 90 249 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:16,560 Yeah, something like that you understood and people were like what the fuck I thought you're good and I'm like I'm not 250 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:23,640 It was really just pure luck Larry dude. I was right pulling the ball down. I was wound up on coke and I was just throwing 251 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,400 I think you made 252 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,240 Man, I'm a little you got you know what well on the next episode 300 253 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:37,600 Yeah, and the next episode you can call bullshit on me if you don't ask I'm not calling rose was there too. Oh, yeah 254 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:42,460 Let's trust rose. Well, why wouldn't I just there? I'm just saying but no, um 255 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:49,720 And Mary was there my wife one human being wrong of 300 game. I don't you know, I should look up the odds on that though 256 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:54,480 Yeah, so I mean, you know, I got good odds, baby. I'm a lucky motherfucker Mary says 257 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:59,160 I'm she used to call me lucky boy. I mean, you know, you see all the tires and shit 258 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:05,920 I only bought one or two guitars my whole life. I got 30 fucking guitars people just I'm a lucky boy 259 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,900 I was not my lucky. You're a lucky old man. Yeah 260 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:17,480 Jesus Christ. So Larry bulls is 300. Yeah, that was amazing too. And but the thing was is 261 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:22,200 I never really bold. I never even bold a 200 again 262 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:28,520 I've I've maybe rolled a hundred and a quarter. Yeah, I never even got over 200 again. Yeah, that's I mean 263 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,720 I'm not a good bowler. I love it me too 264 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:36,240 But I'm not and then you want to hear something else really cool the very next time we went I went with Greg grants 265 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,880 older brother Mary 266 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:48,080 Georgie and me and we all went bowling at fucking Brunswick in Bloomingdale or whatever. I'm on Lake Street and fucking uh, I 267 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:54,800 Won the free pizza they go hey fill out this card and you could win a free pizza and we're bowling and all of a sudden 268 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,520 Jones 269 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:05,640 It was like about four or five years after the last time I went bowling when I bowled at 300 and I told Mary you 270 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:10,720 Bould a 300 at the Edison Park Bowl and then the next time I won bowling five years later 271 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,320 I want a free pizza. I'm like I really do get lucky when I go bowling 272 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:20,960 I really do I want a free hopefully this time next time you had heard it had everything on it man and had fucking 273 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:28,360 Sausage green peppers. There's nothing better than a pitcher of beer and a fucking holy Nalee Pete 274 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,560 And it was free, you know, I could smell it. Yeah 275 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:37,680 It was fucking awesome. Crispier man. Listen, he had those fucking 276 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,600 Fuck bowling alley food 277 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,960 I remember going like we used to what we used to work at Wickstrom 278 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,640 Fucking they had a bowling league and we would play in it and we would go 279 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,840 You know to the fucking bowling alley over there and it was 280 00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:02,840 Outrageous I bet the food all fried food you what mozzarella sticks cheese poppers 281 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:09,400 Yeah, fucking you get brought you get a what's that like the fucking cauliflower broccoli, you know what I mean like a plan 282 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,840 I think you can deep fry anything you can deep fry this mother they got it 283 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:20,200 I'm gonna get a shoe. I used to go out this girl Michelle back in the day and I would be here at like thanks for not using her last name 284 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,640 I appreciate 285 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,440 Shout out to Michelle. You're still a honey. I love you, baby 286 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:30,760 fucking I would meet her at the stream would ball and we would be drinking it like to in the afternoon 287 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:35,440 No one would be in there. Oh, you know like 22. Oh, yeah 288 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:39,920 It was a while. This is this is when you get your dirtbag roots. Yeah 289 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,520 She'd go Mimi at the stream with bull and I'm thinking on the way there 290 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:50,320 I'm thinking wow this chick must be in the bowling now. She's sitting in the bar drunk as a motherfucker. Yeah 291 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:55,720 He's give you handies or anything. She would do she would do anything. I love this chick. She was really cute, too 292 00:23:55,720 --> 00:24:00,960 But that's besides the point. You know, it's not you just the one that just blatantly came out 293 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:05,160 At all I still like her too, you know, I said this don't like her you're a married man 294 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,080 I mean, we're still friends and stuff and even Mary knows her and everything and fucking 295 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:14,840 I've said this on both podcasts before I am friends with all my old girlfriends. I never fucking 296 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:19,360 Fucked them over so bad that they hated me. I mean they hated me at first 297 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:24,560 But I never did something to them where it was like they would never speak to me again 298 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,240 When I see him on a hug me you're the talk to me. You're the judge of that 299 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,920 Nobody else is well, no because they they don't hate me. I don't have any depends on what you did to them 300 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,000 Right. Well, some of you know, yeah 301 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,680 Exactly you should see the smile 302 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,040 Fucking Joker smile 303 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,360 I treated them great and fair 304 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,360 Do is ask two questions 305 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,760 He didn't he couldn't even hold his composure. I mean 306 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,760 I 307 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:04,580 Want me dead no, but you and I are not murdering anyone together because you'll just open up they'll be like hey 308 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,600 Can I get a frosty 309 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,800 I wonder do we ever tell a story about this glass still do I don't know? 310 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:20,120 I mean, do you really want to talk about that? Okay? I don't know why you keep on handling it like it's a baby 311 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:26,480 It's a weird way interesting. No, it's not it's pretty weird cuz I was cut somebody stuck that in their vagina 312 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:32,400 And then you found I watched your name. I watched it. No wash my hands. Oh, great 313 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,040 Was to it's soap and fucking so okay 314 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,280 I mean if you want to tell the story tell the story which is weird one day 315 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,740 I'm cutting my lawn and I'm in the front courtyard in the ditch 316 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:47,000 And you know by the street and I look down and I see some gleaming out of the corner of my 317 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,960 Sunlight some hit in its glass. It's a clear see-through glass 318 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,840 Pink-hued Larry wiped the sweat 319 00:25:55,640 --> 00:26:00,200 And I thought oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Could I sit in my ass Larry thought 320 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:05,640 And so I brought it in the house to my wife is like why the fuck where did you get this? 321 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:12,440 Yeah, I'm a glass dildo Larry and then I said I found a minute wait you lose it was probably the neighbor remember 322 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:18,200 But wait a second. Yeah, you picked up the dildo from the ditch brought it in the house and Mary's like 323 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,200 Why do you have a dildo? You didn't even wash it yet? 324 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,340 No, I washed it and I said to her look what I found in 325 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,440 She's like what now like yes 326 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,880 Someone must have been like fucking doing themself up and then pitch it out the window or something 327 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,480 Did you get off? I don't know using a murder or they just 328 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:40,160 That's definitely a blunt object this thing is like at least seven inches long 329 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:45,240 Mm-hmm. I mean it is solid fucking glass. Yeah, I mean 330 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:51,720 You couldn't play the fucking lottery and hit like Larry finding a dildo cut his grass 331 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,000 Yeah, it was weird man 332 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:59,200 And then the funny thing was is I had my next door neighbors over a couple days later for like a little party and my parents and everything 333 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:03,400 And everyone's sitting around I pull it out and bang stick it in the middle of the table 334 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,560 And I tell norman rocks and my next door neighbors. I'm like I 335 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:12,160 I found this cut in the grass and they just busted out laughing everyone was laughing pretty good 336 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:18,880 It was funny at the time, but yeah weird though. Yeah, and it's very mystery cuz who whose is it? 337 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:24,840 It's very weird that you keep it in arms reach at all time. That's the way you say have we got another giant dildo down here 338 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:30,640 When the bands would be recording and they did a bad take we would make every they they'd have to kiss the dick 339 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,000 Oh my god, that would make them not want to fuck up. Are you kidding me? 340 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:40,480 I'm not kidding. It's dude. Where is it? No, I don't want to fucking see it right now. It's pretty weird 341 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,880 How'd you get all this gay shit all of a sudden you find one dildo? No, it's on your foot 342 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:49,360 No, the other thing is like a fucking statue of a dick, you know, it's not really a dildo 343 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:55,040 It's just a mold or just a fucking yeah like a ceramic fucking thing one side. It looks like a wizard 344 00:27:55,040 --> 00:28:01,600 Like a copper corning. Oh and so yeah, no not like a thing where they broke over hide, but 345 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:08,920 And so we'd be like if you guys fuck up somebody's got to kiss this fucking thing and so they'd laugh and then 346 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:16,920 Fuck off. Yeah, and then somebody have to kiss a dick and then we'd laugh and then we'd laugh man 347 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:22,320 It was fun, you know that's how you guys record these sessions. That's yeah, that bands would be recording a demo 348 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,320 Put it up on young buck.com 349 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,440 No, we didn't video record it. It would be just audio even better 350 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:35,680 Yeah, but you know, no, well, you know, it was in between takes it would be like just to make the band laugh and the fucking guy 351 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:41,800 You're building camaraderie, you know, yeah kissing dicks. Yeah. Yeah, it's how you build camaraderie 352 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:49,360 Maybe in Boyce town. I don't see you do all the gay jokes. We did too. We did it too. I've never pulled a dildo 353 00:28:49,360 --> 00:29:00,600 I mean my friends kiss it. Well, they weren't our friends. They were just some 354 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,600 Listen here for no fairly new these fucking guys 355 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,440 You don't know us and you're paying us money 356 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:13,120 But every time you fuck up and you have we have to stop the recording you have to kiss the tip of a 357 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,760 Yeah, but no, you know, we would do a vote with the band you guys think we should yeah, and they say yeah, okay 358 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:22,680 That's funny and then so someone would have to usually it's the singer 359 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,440 You know what? 360 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:31,560 Dudes or the guy chicks I think aren't they? Yeah, you know what I think chicks are worse chicks are fucking dangerous 361 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,560 No 362 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,640 I'm afraid of more chicks than guys 363 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,920 That's true. I mean you have a multitude of women in my life that I'm afraid of 364 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:47,800 For various I used to I used to but not a multitude 365 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:55,320 Your friends close but your enemies close. Yeah, I'm a little afraid sometimes, you know, I don't want to piss off my wife 366 00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:00,440 Too bad. I'm not afraid of her per se, but I like to make her happy. Yeah, I know, but I'll help her bury you 367 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:11,080 I totally would Larry. No, I'm more than you never bury in her. No you ask. Oh fuck you fucking douchebag you did even hear that 368 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:17,120 I did mutter it a little so you wouldn't hear it, but I got no problems. Just totally fucking take no Mary 369 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,120 I go to Turks and Cancun's and we're gonna bury you by the cats 370 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:25,200 Okay, he's got like six fucking cats buried in the backyard. There's a pet cemetery 371 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,560 I do it's stupid Larry gets up my ass the other day and he's like 372 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:33,560 My mom I got growth on the side of my fucking to my garage 373 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:39,560 Remember what you like oh we got to cut down the branches. Oh, yeah, you know this motherfucker. I go over there 374 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,560 He's got like six cat graves 375 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,560 Marks my like stones 376 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,760 Yes, people cut the lawn and they like cut her 377 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,360 And then they hand 378 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,440 Yeah, I mean, it's like a pet cemetery back there. It's like a Ramon song in my bag 379 00:30:54,440 --> 00:31:01,360 No, it's not like it's like a pet cemetery. You have dead cats in the background fucking book or something. I mean they never come back alive 380 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,760 That's so I mean they're dead. Yeah, not technically they are dead 381 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,420 But I mean yeah, and here's what I do man when I bury them 382 00:31:09,420 --> 00:31:13,680 What do you do fucking each shovel full of dirt when I'm digging the hole? 383 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:19,860 I say a solemn word about the cat that's being buried a good thing about him all the good 384 00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:25,700 Characteristics he had I put him in like a fucking thousand count fucking Egyptian cotton 385 00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:32,240 And I put him in the ground and bury him in each shovel full I put back on him 386 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,820 I say some good thing about him by the end 387 00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:40,940 I'm usually worked up enough to have a tear to come down. Yeah, and Larry has 19 neighbors that can see into his backyard 388 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:47,020 Hey, I don't give a fuck they're probably good another one of his cats die 389 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:51,620 Things are driving me crazy. How long does this fucking how long does this ceremony take? 390 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:56,940 Well, it's only it's a cat so the whole is like you're digging a hole for a person you're digger 391 00:31:56,940 --> 00:32:04,060 But it's only like three feet deep and so big it's a cat three foot deep you yeah, yeah, you sure yeah 392 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:06,060 You know how deep three foot is? 393 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:09,140 Maybe I go about a foot and a half yeah 394 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:14,660 That's the three foot motherfucker. I dig holes for a living bastard 395 00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:20,260 It's not there. No, it's not three feet because I know you got to do that when they for cold when they make you bury some 396 00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:23,980 Shit like a wires and stuff. So yeah, that's pretty deep three feet now 397 00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:28,620 I go I go about a foot and a half in the last cat I buried I hit a root 398 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,900 I was only able to go down about fucking eight inches 399 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,860 Yeah, and so I had to like fucking 400 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,020 Get in the fucking drinking water 401 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,300 Right now the aquifer 402 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:44,300 Little cat runoff 403 00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:53,380 That's all right though. You love cats, but yeah, we had to hack down all that shit on the side of the fucking garage 404 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:56,180 Yeah, which is very funny because we're out there and 405 00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:01,220 I found there he's got a leather jacket on the bike that Mike 406 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:06,180 Garbage picked for his son when the kid was an infant and now he's 37 so 407 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:12,000 I'm like 46. I know no the kids like fucking 17 408 00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:18,780 Back on the side of my fucking 409 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:24,140 Grads for a long time and I didn't even see it because so many fucking things grew through it and I 410 00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:28,340 Discovered it as I was picking the rest of the work. It's awesome the next day 411 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:31,500 You have a beer to fucking smoke a joint do some yard work 412 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:37,520 Yeah, bad. Yeah, I'll shut down, but the problem is is oh you're a fucking fancy motherfucker 413 00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:42,680 Tony's like next time one of your cats dies give it to me and I'll use it to fertilize some weed 414 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:48,320 I'll be the best. I'm like are you fucking man allegedly? I don't know what you're talking about right now. Are you that high? 415 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:50,440 You know, yeah 416 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,440 He was using cats 417 00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:58,100 No, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna. I don't care. I'm serial killers. How are you gonna do that? 418 00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:03,420 Well, he just said next time when the cats dies let them know and I'm like no, I'm not gonna fucking do that 419 00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:07,900 I'm gonna bury him in the next fucking plot next to the other one person wants to fucking use 420 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:12,260 Cat people are fucking crazy to water marital 421 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:20,780 He said the best fertilization would be like a rotting fucking no it's guano bat guano fucking seabird guano 422 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:25,540 Well, I guess if you got someone with cats and they're gonna die eventually 423 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:31,820 I mean, I don't know what you guys are on lately or what you're smoking. He said it. I know nothing about you just agreed to it 424 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,920 You're like yeah, I said no hell no. I'm not giving you one of my cats 425 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:40,420 Fuck you. You know when they're dead. I got more respect for him than that. I'm gonna bury him 426 00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:44,820 I'm gonna say solemn words. Yeah, I was gonna say you have a whole fucking production for these motherfuckers 427 00:34:44,820 --> 00:34:48,620 Yeah, I mean, and you know what I'll touch these cats in an inappropriate way 428 00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:51,660 No, you're like a preacher of all well 429 00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:58,140 Here's what happened with the last cat man. He got killed the night before and it was in my dad's fucking front yard 430 00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:04,780 Oh, yeah, yeah, and so, you know, he lives about a block down for the people who don't know and I had and he calls me on the phone 431 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:08,820 He's like hey Larry. I got bad news one of your cats is dead in my front yard 432 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:12,060 So I had to go over there and when I pick them up man 433 00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:16,780 I had to carry him back home, you know, and so I was like why don't you put him in a bag? 434 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:22,340 I did I got a pillowcase, but the thing when I wait how many cotton thread thousand 435 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:29,540 thousand county chips I think I think I buried one of them in like a Led Zeppelin pillowcase or a t-shirt 436 00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:34,060 You should just tie a t-shirt next time I might because I got a lot of old t-shirt 437 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:37,980 Cuz maybe if you put him in a Led Zeppelin t-shirt, maybe it's to hang out with Led Zeppelin in heaven 438 00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:41,260 No, he's Led Zeppelin's cat Zeppelin is going to hell 439 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:46,580 How do you know? Oh dude, they're going to hell man. They make fucking black magic and everything else 440 00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:53,020 So every other band that you think about yeah, so they're all going now. I would fuck about you your musician 441 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:58,100 I don't do all that shit. You're going to hell. I'm not signed to a major label man. I'm not fucking I mean 442 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:01,220 I'm not banging fucking girls that are underage. I'm not 443 00:36:02,780 --> 00:36:09,500 Over I'm not doing voodoo shit. I don't fucking play look it. I got this holy water right here 444 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:17,080 What is that holy water bullshit? Yeah? No, it's not look okay? Just cuz the bottle says it's I blessed it myself 445 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:24,160 First wait a minute man. Well, we got it. We got it from a cat wait. We got the holy water from a cat 446 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:25,460 priest 447 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:29,920 And then I said to mark the holy water from the priest is fucking evil 448 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,820 How much did you pay for that? 449 00:36:30,820 --> 00:36:34,460 I didn't pay nothing that was free and I said the priest is fucking bad 450 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:37,700 He fucks little kids and we dumped out the original holy water 451 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:43,540 I put new water in it and I blessed it myself dump off the old holy water on the grass outside in front of my house 452 00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:49,820 Why it's gonna bring bad spirits here. No, it won't bad juju dude 453 00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:56,300 Man, I got in there then water from the tap and then I fucking blessed it 454 00:36:56,700 --> 00:37:00,580 How through those power vested within me from the Lord 455 00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:06,900 Man, what fucking what are you doing? What powers does a fucking priest have then? 456 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:12,780 I don't fucking have I don't know I got just as tight of a relationship with God and Jesus is those motherfuckers 457 00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:19,180 I'm pretty sure you know fuckery. I've never fucked boy. We're weird too with a little white thing in the middle 458 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:25,100 No, but I never fuck you know either. You don't teach children every day. Do you I don't teach children how to give head? 459 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,980 That's for sure Wow, I mean those fuckers 460 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:34,020 They're allegedly they fucking do some pretty bad shit to case away. Let's get back to this holy water by Larry Jones 461 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:39,820 So then I blessed it and and I asked wait wait wait. I asked my dad. I said 462 00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:42,120 something like 463 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,120 through the power of Jesus 464 00:37:46,020 --> 00:37:49,940 Do Lord through the power of Jesus blessed this holy water 465 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:54,580 That you know through Christ our Lord and all that good stuff 466 00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:58,620 You want to know something so when you drink tap water at least seven people? 467 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:01,620 Have pissed in that drink sure 468 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:06,140 And that crazy no, I imagine it was more like a thousand 469 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:11,460 I'd imagine it was all pissed that was reprocessed in the water. Well, no, I mean they do 470 00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:14,860 Their voodoo to that urine, but yeah, yeah 471 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:18,820 Robert knows all about you know knows all about that shit 472 00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:25,260 Yeah, he knows all about that shit because he fucking goes to all those stick me fucking water plant fucking 473 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,260 He says it is nasty 474 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:34,100 He said the nastiest fucking place though the nastiest smelling shit worse than a garbage dump worse than anything 475 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:37,020 is the laundry places like 476 00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:41,140 the uniform joints and the places that wash all the 477 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:46,660 Restaurant stuff and the baby diapers and whatnot and that all goes to a big laundry place 478 00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:52,620 Dippers whatever. Yeah, all that shit people sometimes use still I had to use cloth diapers when I was a kid 479 00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:54,780 When I was a kid, that's all they had dude 480 00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:58,660 They didn't have this plastic bullshit 481 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:06,260 That's why you're getting ass cancer now. I don't have a cancer. Oh, yeah, now they yeah because they got all that shit around 482 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,660 Yeah, yeah, yeah plastic is horrible 483 00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:16,460 Well, I remember when they changed the oxy-cons when you'd be able to just wash off the fucking coating and sniff home or whatever 484 00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:21,460 And fucking and then they put the the time release shit all throughout the pill 485 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:23,960 So you had to smash it put it in the microwave 486 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:28,500 Let it fucking drip away put it in the freezer let it hard and scrape it off 487 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:34,540 Refucking do that a couple times to you know, so I told my plastic yeah, and I told my cousin Pete man 488 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:40,540 They just ruin this shit. It's not good. They didn't ruin it. They just stop no no junkie. What's my time? 489 00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:45,940 Exactly. Yeah, they just ruined you having a good time that they got you addicted to yeah 490 00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:51,060 So that's what they do they fucking get you hooked and then they pull the fucking rug out from under you 491 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,500 That's their game 492 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:59,260 It's like if you want to get high get the fuck high yeah do whatever you can't do with oxys anymore by sniffing 493 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:04,100 I'm just saying do whatever the fuck you want to do man. Just don't let it bother me which eventually it's gone 494 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:08,660 But you know what all that shit's bad anyway, and I don't condone it and I don't do any of that shit anymore 495 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:11,500 Take a swig of that. I'm glad I fucking survived drink it 496 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:18,580 Mark drank some of the other shit of what the other holy water that the bad you you blessed two bottles 497 00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:24,060 No, the first bad priest that blessed it the Catholic priest blessed it and then that's some of the 498 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,660 Drank it. Yeah 499 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:30,700 Where is he now? I think he's at home sick. He's probably to playground 500 00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:37,240 He fucking he went to the zoo man, and he's telling me yeah, you remember the zoo 501 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:42,100 I'm like you remember Lincoln Park Zoo. He's going to me you know horrible, and I'm like dude the last time 502 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:47,300 I was at Lincoln Park Zoo. I was like seven fucking years old. No, I don't remember I don't remember 503 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:55,380 The last time I was at the zoo legitimately was when I went with Bobby and I got in trouble for not having steel toes on and they thought 504 00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:56,700 I worked there 505 00:40:56,700 --> 00:41:01,940 Yeah, cuz you were like giving up suggestions. Yeah, and the guy's like that's a good idea. Hey, where's your steel? 506 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:05,560 I'm like fuck and I didn't even know 507 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:09,580 No, I had like Ramones Kedson 508 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:22,900 Bobby threw me right under the bus. He's like I don't know this is some couch kid. I picked up by the front gate 509 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:26,580 Yeah, thanks a lot ass. I picked him up last night 510 00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:32,900 I had a hard a hard-hitting Keds 511 00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:38,740 Man, that's a man dude that's what a Jeffy 512 00:41:38,740 --> 00:41:43,380 That's my fucking hair was about my hair was like three feet long at the time, you know 513 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:48,740 Yeah, so I would and you're in the penguin. I didn't know I wasn't in the penguin. We were in the bear 514 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:55,740 Exhibit they're building a new bear in 515 00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:05,260 You know cuz they built a new bear enclosure at the Lincoln Park zoo 516 00:42:05,260 --> 00:42:08,620 I mean, yeah at Brookfield zoo. I mean and Brookfield 517 00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:11,580 mark was at Lincoln Park and 518 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:16,540 You can't believe like the water the shit that they swim in like the little pool 519 00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:19,420 You can't believe the tanks and the pumps they got in the back 520 00:42:19,940 --> 00:42:25,460 That water has to be changed out so rapidly because they're shitting in there and pissing in everything 521 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:29,500 Man polar bear. So it is fucking cranking through fast. Yeah million 522 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:33,860 Yeah, there's probably a current net fucking cool. Yeah, it's fast 523 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:39,020 I love the polar bear and it's going through these filters needles that are so fucking big man 524 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:45,380 It was like they were about this big around, you know like about six foot six feet around with and they were about 525 00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:47,940 12 feet tall and it was six of them 526 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:55,980 Pumping that water all for one enclosure for one enclosure for the bear enclosure at Brookfield zoo and the pipes on that fucking shit 527 00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:58,500 We're three inch pipes. No three inches like this 528 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:05,580 They were made with six six inch probably. Yeah, is there one in between? Well, yeah, three four five six 529 00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:09,340 Maybe they were four you can do four inch and six inch. They don't make five inch 530 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:13,700 Maybe it was four or six it didn't for if you're talking about 531 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:20,060 They were big it was pumping some water. I'm not a fucking pump guy, but I'll take it all these pressure gauges and yeah 532 00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:24,940 Yeah, man, it was fucking heavy and I mean like if you're saying like you said 533 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:30,300 You know, I don't really see the bears and that's they shit that much. They probably shit in the water 534 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:33,420 Yeah, and that's why they got a pump and always remember when I was a little kid 535 00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:37,980 They used to have the polar bear panel with the keg. Yeah. Yeah, I'd be like batting it around 536 00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:42,900 Yeah, dunking it under letting it fly. Yeah, now the fucking the animals don't do shit 537 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:48,740 I took my kid there and drove a fucking and now it's crazy. You have to make an appointment to get in really 538 00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:56,020 Yeah, they have like time slot. I don't think you have to do that anymore and Lincoln Lincoln. No, that brooks you 539 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:58,020 I don't think you do anymore because 540 00:43:58,020 --> 00:44:05,540 Don Anforth is a member of the fucking Zoological Society. So he really is they should study him and so fucking what is it? 541 00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:07,540 Go to her for 542 00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:09,740 Wolf 543 00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:16,340 He went there and they said I told them when he went there be careful that they don't keep 544 00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:30,340 He's a real fast swimmer 545 00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:33,540 Especially with those things 546 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:37,540 Toes in all yeah, just cutting through those claws 547 00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:43,620 He could really dig through the dirt with those well, I mean look at the guy can't really do anything else about it 548 00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:45,620 Otterfoot 549 00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:50,980 Sounds like a metal band fucking Africa 550 00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:57,020 Man, I got otterfoot I got bit by a mosquito 551 00:44:57,020 --> 00:45:06,860 I don't know what happens what's up? I mean they have they make fucking you're malaria from well 552 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:09,180 You know you gotta get what they do 553 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:11,060 I don't know if I would do any of this shit anymore 554 00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:17,820 But like when you would travel to other countries like yeah Africa they gave you a little bit of a whatever diseases 555 00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:20,900 They got going on under your you know, they skin pop it 556 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,420 They don't hit it into your vein, but they put it under your skin 557 00:45:23,420 --> 00:45:28,300 Yeah, well that's like a tax it and then you become immune to it, you know, that they do a TB 558 00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:30,700 Yeah 559 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:34,100 Underneath your and they put that thing bump and then they look at it 560 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:38,260 Yeah, I had them and went to treatment they would do that sure well, you know whatever 561 00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:44,100 You know at the methadone at the methadone clinic they do that of course every year they give you a TB fucking test 562 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:49,940 Which I don't even know how the fucking get TB. Well, it's from it's from not 563 00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:55,140 So properly circulated air and it's a lung infection 564 00:45:56,300 --> 00:46:00,740 Yeah, like Doc holiday in the old days died of it. They used to call it consumptions 565 00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:07,900 The diet of consumption. It's not Legionnaires disease. That's like it. I'm just saying like it. Yeah, the lung infection 566 00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:15,060 Yeah, the Legionnaires disease is a lung infection. So yeah, and and they called it in the old West consumption 567 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:22,380 the because they did you know usually the guys they got it would be drinkers and smokers and dudes at party balls 568 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:26,820 So fucking so they really room they didn't know where it came from at first 569 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:31,140 But then now we know that it's tuberculosis you get it's good. It's rampant in prisons 570 00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:37,900 Junkies get it a lot because they're not breathing deep. They're always on drugs and they're shallowly breathing. You know what I mean 571 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:41,900 Yeah, I always on the verge of fucking slipping in the other side 572 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:45,940 So you're really not taking a lot of deep breaths. So they check you for TB 573 00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:53,820 And I fucking got the fuck out of the methadone clinic right quick and I didn't fucking make a career out of it 574 00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:58,140 So I only got one TB test isn't that crazy tuberculosis can't be cured 575 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:03,360 We did polio. Yeah, I mean we're working on AIDS right now, right? 576 00:47:03,940 --> 00:47:10,260 Yeah, you can survive with if you're each other first of all like I said early though AIDS is fake and the medicine for it'll kill you 577 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:14,600 You know things I don't think so anymore. I think that there's more to it now 578 00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:20,060 Yeah, it's not like I mean you ever hear anyone dying of AIDS anymore 579 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:23,580 That's funny that you said it doesn't have been a funeral 580 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,020 Not I don't know 581 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:34,260 I've been to some Jewish funerals though, and I'll tell you what was really cool was it was kind of like burying one of my cats because 582 00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:41,180 Each person at the funeral what they do is they put the coffin down in the ground and then each person 583 00:47:42,140 --> 00:47:46,220 Takes like a couple of dirt couple of three shovels of dirt instead of roses 584 00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:52,120 They do put the fucking dirt down and so every person there buries it in the rabbi says some shit like 585 00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:55,140 And it's kind of cool, you know and he says stuff like 586 00:47:55,660 --> 00:48:03,060 This is the last favor in the most unselfish act you could do somebody because you know they could never return the favor 587 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:06,080 They're fucking dead. Oh, yeah. No, and so yeah, it was kind of 588 00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:10,020 Good about hand in the shovel to the you know 589 00:48:10,460 --> 00:48:14,220 Some old ladies and helping them out and then go and last cuz I didn't you know 590 00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:18,380 I wasn't my family member, but you know it was an extended family member one of my wife's 591 00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:23,580 My my wife's sister still experience though husband 592 00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:28,180 I had to be a very sombering very sombering and it was it was kind of cool the way they did it 593 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:34,380 And it was kind of cool that you got to bury the fucking people yourself, you know, and then I thought well 594 00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:37,300 Maybe it's cuz they're Jewish. They don't want to pay the Mexican guys 595 00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:41,740 Do you want to go in the ground or do you want to be cremated? 596 00:48:43,380 --> 00:48:47,900 Shit man, I guess I do too because I don't want to waste fucking space 597 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:51,540 But then what happens when what somebody does with your ashes? 598 00:48:51,540 --> 00:49:04,260 Wow a conundrum that is a conundrum I have I have ashes not only do I have cats buried but I have cats up in canisters in my living 599 00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:09,900 Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you right now those cats aren't a hundred percent. No, I know I know you might have a dog 600 00:49:09,900 --> 00:49:13,740 I know that you might even have a gerbil in that mother. I know maybe a guinea pig 601 00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:21,860 Well, I don't think it's necessary to fucking go get a gerbil incinerated. I'm sure you just flushed that fucker down the toilet 602 00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:23,460 You just toss him in the garbage man 603 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:28,180 Or I mean if you want to dig a gerbil grave, you don't even have to call fucking Julie 604 00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:34,660 I mean and that's what and that's the beauty part about it is I called Julie when I got my pool put in years ago 605 00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:41,260 And so I paid close attention where all the lines were so when they wouldn't mess when they know so when they at 606 00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:45,020 Cemetery so I hit was before I had my cat cemetery 607 00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:50,560 So I said when they paint on lines, I said to Mary right there is gonna be the cat cemetery 608 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,100 And she's like why and I'm like cuz there's no lines 609 00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:57,100 That's all good to go right there 610 00:49:57,820 --> 00:50:03,900 It's green space. It's fucking cat space down baby. Yeah, we could kill as many cats as we want 611 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:08,820 I don't kill them. I love them. Yeah, I would never kill a cat man 612 00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:12,780 You never know you see that fucking thing on that Netflix. I think it was 613 00:50:14,260 --> 00:50:15,940 Man the people are going nuts 614 00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:21,620 Well the funny you can kill a hundred motherfuckers at a country concert no one cares, but you kill two cats 615 00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:27,220 I'm a vacuum bag or whatever, you know and people flip the fuck out Teddy K 616 00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:30,300 Teddy K Kennedy Teddy K 617 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:37,780 Kuzinsky yeah, oh he died. Yes, he killed the unabomber kill kill themselves died by suicide. Oh 618 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:44,360 Shout out Teddy K. We know you're a listener. I hate to hear that man cuz I like he was riddled with cancer 619 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:49,020 Oh, yeah, he was fucking okay. He was not too. I thought I heard I 620 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:52,460 Yeah, well 621 00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:57,860 He was a fucking smart motherfucker man. Hopefully they have like the unabomber was dope 622 00:50:57,860 --> 00:51:03,820 I mean, I know a lot of people got fucked up by him and I my heart goes out to all the families and the victims and shit 623 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:05,860 The survivors and the dead 624 00:51:05,860 --> 00:51:11,580 But the guy was a pissed-off motherfucker and he did get his revenge for 20 years 625 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:17,300 Yeah, yeah, man, and man he lived in a shack in the middle of fucking the world brother turned them in yeah 626 00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:22,060 Cuz you know why he recognized the manifesto the language that was spoken 627 00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:24,660 He knew that's how my brother talks 628 00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:28,740 Well, he was a very fucking and then he recognized the handwriting. He was a very quirky guy 629 00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:32,900 Oh very quirky they would say when he got fucked with heavily when he was a kid 630 00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:36,020 They put him in college because he was so far advanced session 631 00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:43,940 He was like 12 years old in college and the teachers told him the professor said your mother doesn't fucking care about you 632 00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:51,620 Yeah, no they did they fucks grade he skipped 11th grade and they put him in like uh, they put him in college man 633 00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:56,580 And they put it one of them in doctorating colleges and the teachers actually did mental experiments 634 00:51:56,740 --> 00:52:00,940 Psyops on this fucking kid and told him your mother hates you 635 00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:06,580 They intercepted every letter his mother sent to him and said she never writes you what about a reality 636 00:52:06,580 --> 00:52:10,780 There was a hundred fucking letters MK ultra. Yeah, and that's what they were doing to the kid 637 00:52:10,780 --> 00:52:13,660 Maybe and now here you go MK ultra 638 00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:19,300 I mean his IQ like uh, his IQ was fucking he was through the fucking ceiling man 639 00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:25,260 He was a very that motherfucker, you know what smart, you know, it goes hand-in-hand with that. You're fucking social awkwardness. Yeah 640 00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:30,300 Yeah, like you it's it's a curse. Yeah, you know, you can't find me 641 00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:34,340 I wish I was blessed with that curse. I'm really smart than have friends 642 00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:40,060 I'm sometimes socially awkward but not to the point like that and I would not want to be that smart because here's the thing 643 00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:41,060 You're alone in your world 644 00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:45,580 You can't relate to anybody because no one's smart enough. Well, nobody's even on your level man 645 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:52,980 I've seen it where I've seen it like my friend Rick. His brother was like a genius like this computer guy like on the ground floor of 646 00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:57,420 Computers, he really couldn't speak to anybody. He was too fucking smart 647 00:52:57,740 --> 00:53:02,740 He stole jokes that were dumb. He didn't get any other how old was he? He was 648 00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:09,180 He was halfway between my age and my dad's how old I don't know like at the time 649 00:53:09,580 --> 00:53:14,460 At the time, you know, I was probably my 20s the guy was probably like 35. Okay, so 650 00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:17,500 So, yeah, and he couldn't speak to my parents 651 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:23,380 He couldn't speak to my brother even who's a fucking genius and this guy was like off the fucking charts, you know 652 00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:28,340 And you know, it's a lonely world Kazinsky lived in man, especially when you live in a shack 653 00:53:28,340 --> 00:53:33,220 I mean literally I mean literally it's a fucking lonely world, but man that motherfucker had 654 00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:37,420 Imagine not getting any pussy. Yeah, that's the one thing man. That would be horrible 655 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:41,580 That's why I always like the band the problem never could be in the band 656 00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:44,660 the problem is is like these people that are so eccentric and 657 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,620 They focus on one thing solely 658 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:55,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, or you know what I mean? Yeah the mind that this guy had he dwelled on this shit 659 00:53:55,180 --> 00:53:59,340 That tea well, that's one of the reasons he attacked universities is because of what they did to him 660 00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:06,940 Yeah, he was a kid and airports. Yeah, the grudge. Yes heavily in some fruit some reason it was that's what they called it unabomber 661 00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:13,060 University and airports for some reason that was his main targets 662 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:16,860 But all the people like when he sent him directly to people's houses 663 00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:21,660 It was always like some college professor or some fucking guy like that, which is amazing 664 00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:26,060 Yeah, I can send using pack you a fucking box full of nails that's gonna shoot you 665 00:54:26,740 --> 00:54:33,220 The United States Postal Service. Yes federal entity. Yes to transport his devices of death 666 00:54:33,220 --> 00:54:37,700 Isn't that crazy and get away with it is amazing? 667 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:44,540 And I mean nobody was the wiser to what this fellow was doing. Yeah, and he came out of the fucking woods 668 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:47,620 Yeah, he wouldn't notice like think about this needles 669 00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:54,740 He had fucking devices to where this motherfucker is gonna make it into the post thing through the mail all the way to its 670 00:54:54,940 --> 00:55:00,420 Destination and then blow off. Yeah, it's not gonna happen in between. No, well then when they open the bomb, right? 671 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,420 Yeah, but it wasn't timed 672 00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:06,140 No, no, no think about it, but there's a lot of things that could happen in between 673 00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:11,980 There's a lot of variables down. Yeah, I'm very a lot of what he's sending these things out of state a 674 00:55:12,860 --> 00:55:19,460 Bomb a man. You don't know you have a bomb in the back of your truck and he's fucking sending it to these colleges 675 00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:25,780 Imagine that yeah, yeah, the postman is delivering and none of them 676 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:33,980 Signs for it, but none of them went off. I know crazy. Yeah, like this guy. He was trained very highly trained 677 00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:35,820 Well, I think he trained himself man 678 00:55:35,820 --> 00:55:41,660 Like I saw a little I saw a little fucking movie about him and it was some dramatization of his life as a childhood 679 00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:46,500 And some girl rejected him in school. He sent her a fucking note 680 00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:53,620 And he put a little couple chemicals in there and folded it up just one piece of paper and he said here hand this to 681 00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:57,900 Julie or whatever the fuck the girl's name was and she gets it and opens it up 682 00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:00,700 Pow and it blows up in her face nice 683 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:07,860 And so the kid had skills all the way back in fucking grade school. Yes. He knew chemistry like a mother fucker 684 00:56:07,860 --> 00:56:09,860 Yeah, man, I mean chemicals yeah 685 00:56:09,860 --> 00:56:11,860 Warfare 686 00:56:15,980 --> 00:56:17,980 You and 687 00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:23,980 I don't know they're a seam or violent who's that slayer seems like they like chemical 688 00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:29,060 Okay, listen, dead Kennedys are against chemical warfare slayer seems like they like chemical war 689 00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:38,100 That's why I thought I was I mean think about that man a bomb made personally for case for you by Kaczynski unexploded 690 00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:44,460 Imagine that you you get this bomb and you open it up. I 691 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:49,340 Mean, dude, that is the most least suspecting thing. Yeah, it's terrible 692 00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:54,920 He is an asshole for doing that, but I gotta give him props for his brain. That's all did have a big brain 693 00:56:54,920 --> 00:57:00,240 Yeah, man, motherfucker with smarter shit. Yeah. All right, man. Let's wrap this motherfucker up. All right 694 00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:02,660 I want to tell you 695 00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:08,980 Martin Luther King one of my fucking heroes injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere 696 00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:14,820 Remember that and people are getting fucked over everywhere right now. So we're next people just remember that also 697 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:17,420 I want to shout out to Russ Matt Tiffany 698 00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:19,220 Chris 699 00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:21,220 Chrissy I don't like that you just 700 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:24,540 Back you love you sent some more pictures style and 701 00:57:25,380 --> 00:57:33,140 Have a great fucking day everybody you guys are fucking great for listening and you the few and the proud you're fewer than the Marines 702 00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:37,020 I hope you know and I'm just let you ramble on and dig your grave 703 00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:41,460 It does it seems like someone spiked me. Oh, you know what it is man. I 704 00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:46,580 Caffeine up I took some caffeine pills. I drank well, dude 705 00:57:46,580 --> 00:57:48,940 I didn't sleep for two days because of my ribs are 706 00:57:48,940 --> 00:57:54,100 Why would you take caffeine pills because otherwise I would have been sleeping right now when you came over to do the 707 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:56,540 Podcast I just do I just put it right next to your dead body 708 00:57:57,340 --> 00:58:01,000 Have my way with it. The funny thing is is I forgot all about it and listen to me 709 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,960 I'm talking like I did a fucking eight ball or something 710 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:19,080 Yeah, yeah, Louise. All right, I was Louise. I love you guys. Thank you. I'm Larry