Booty. The only reason you're relevant is because you're not a straight guy, just so you know, that's the only thing that actually got you anywhere. You ran on that, by the way. You ran on the fact that you were from a small town and you were homosexual. That was your entire campaign. And in my, in my estimation, in an attempt to not seem like he was homophobic, Biden puts you on on his. In his cabinet, that's all. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the sheep Get Sheared podcast. I'm your host, Austin Creed. My friends, you know I can't help but. Listen to the news, as one often does, and you know it's just disgusting. I can't stand all of the stuff on Twitter, all the stuff on the mainstream media. The whole thing is this is to be expected in an election year. I mean, let's be real. How many of us have been through an election year and this is day in, day out, garbage propaganda, selective reporting. You know, those standard crap. But I'm sick and tired of it. And it's really eating away at me. So I thought, you know what? It's gotta. I can't be alone. Can't be the only one who was just eating away at my soul day in, day out. So I thought, you know what? I haven't done one of these in a while. Let's do some news. Reactions on the show today and what we're going to do is we're going to go through Fox, CNN, MSNBC. Newsmax, CBS, we're going to go through all these different platforms and we're going to see what they're covering, why they're covering it, and I'll give you my reactions. I have not looked at this yet. I just queued it up for the show. Look, here's we're gonna. Before we get into. That. I'll let you guys know straight up. I'm not going to sit here and give a politically correct answer to everything you're about to hear. Have any of you've ever watched any of these I've ever done before? I got my coffee on deck. Don't worry, it's not spiked. I don't drink before 5:00 PM. 6:00 PM usually so you don't have to worry about that. But what we're going to do is we're gonna break it all down, and if it offends you, well, it sounds like a you. Problem and not me. Anyways, let's get into this, shall we? Without further ado, and please leave your comments below, I'd love to read them if you want to ask me a question, ask me a question, ask anybody else in the Community a question. Let's hop into this. Let's start with good old, supposed conservative Fox News. I'll share the screen. Let us take a gander in between all the adverts. Let's see what they actually say. State Department slams violent pro Hamas mobs swarming DC ohh y'all see that all they defaced was at the Liberty Bell. It was they defaced a a very important bell. I I forget which one. There's so many. Look at this garbage look look. Not this man. This is. This is supposed free speech. This is this. They're OK with. Do they even know what Hamas Hamas stands for? Now? Of course they don't. They're morons. They don't know anything. All they know is Trump bad Republicans, bad Democrats, good news, bad Palestinians good. That's all I know. But you stupid morons. Let's see White House briefing underway after Biden and Netanyahu meeting. I'm actually curious to hear what they have to say about that. If they actually tell us anything about the truth, I hate it. About it. But this woman right here is the biggest fraud out here. I I don't even remember her name. What is it? I forget this woman's name. I whenever I listen to her, all I hear is lies, lies, BS, BS, BS. All right, let's go here next next case. VP finally released a statement on violent hours after Pearl Hamas mobs wreak havoc. They should all be deported as far as I'm concerned. I should I suggest any anybody who's of any political orientation listening to the show look. Who is funding what? Who paid for these people to be here? How many of them are actually students who are from abroad? Who came to this country on a visa and they're studying here? How many of them are in the mob? How many of them are renter mobbers? How many of them are actually? Just. Palestinian agents in the crowd. Or Hamas members in the crowd that I would love to know, guarantee they won't cover it. Harris's possible VP picks reportedly changes votes on controversial. Ooh, ooh, the juggernaut of big money is going to decide. Ohh I've never. I've never heard of that happening. Y'all been seeing these polls that come out of likely voters, mostly Democrats and LGBTQ. People being polled and they want to say that Kamala's gonna win. And like and it's still close, even though they skew the pole every which. Way they can. Who do you guys think she'll pick? I guarantee you it'll be somebody like. Oh, I don't know. Hillary Clinton, they probably picked occasional cortex. You know where AOC? Never. I never want to hear anybody actually call her that because those are presidential initials. They'll pick her if they could, but I don't that they can't. Let's see what else does Fox want to talk about? Ohh, so talking about the Trump shooting. The whole thing is a fraud in my opinion. You think this one guy acted alone, Mr. Geeky acted alone. Anybody who believes that please stop listening to the my show because your IQ is you listening to the show lowers my IQ and everybody else listening to the show, you lower the IQ by listening. CNN commentator presses David Axelrod ohh. He's back on Biden's forced campaign exit, David Axelrod, if I remember correctly, was the guy who helped run Obama's campaign in 2008 in 2012. Axelrod is one of the most dangerous men in America, in my opinion. But if he's coming back into the fold and publicly, by the way, that that's not good. Horrible. Obama's inner circle. Signals how. 44th President feels about Harris as Democrat nominee. Ohh. I'm sure he's thrilled. Ohh, I'm sure he's thrilled. As if Obama was relevant, Obama and Obama would run again if he could. By the way, I can guarantee you he'd run again, and he he's liable to win. Actually, if he could run again, that's how stupid the average American person is. Southwest announces a major shift as its seating policy breaks with 50 year tradition. Did you guys hear? About. This apparently SW is now stopping their policy they've had for over 50 years. Just that you can sit wherever you want because apparently a lot of people who are leaving the exit polls and they're not booking are citing that as the reason why they're not doing it. So they're changing it. If you can believe it. How do you feel about that? I think that's probably more relevant than a lot. Of this. This political circus crap that we're listening to now. What is this story now? Divers discovers 19th century shipwreck filled with artifacts, including crates of champagne. Well, of course, you know, people like to drink. It's an activity as old as time itself. As far as I'm concerned. As far as I know, the first time a guy learned he could. You get wheat or rice or anything and then and condense it and add a little sugar and yeast to it and gave him a little funny feeling that made his wife look a little more attractive. They start, people, start using it. Ohh boy. Clint Eastwood. I don't care about Clint Eastwood. Didn't he? Didn't he throw his hat in the ring for Biden to show you how to touch? He is. Trump responds to judge ruling lawsuit against ABC's Stephanopoulos. Will proceed. Ohh of course. Ohh the Trump lawsuits again. You know I don't know how Trump does it. Truthfully, I don't know how Trump deals with all of these these entities, these little accusations coming after him every day of the week. I don't know how he does it. It's impressive. Like I'll tell you, I don't know if I could take it day in and day out dealing with these insects, swimming around me all the time. Let's go to CNN. Today's reporting on Harris condemns Pro Hamas protest. I haven't seen that. All I heard was they issued a statement. I I doubt it. I highly doubt she actually said that. Governor Gavin Newsom, Governor of California's executive order for removal of homeless encampments in California. Ohh. You mean the people he kicked out of them is his predecessors kicked out of the mental hospitals that are now like human rats running around in California. The state I grew up in. By. The way they're going to do something about the homeless encampments. Ohh, you mean the hot beds? For typhus and malaria and all these other diseases that are coming around. Ohh boy, what is this over here? Kamala Harris embraces Brat label. You but ohh the youth like Kamala Harris. Ohh. You mean the brainwashed children out there who have been told that gays are good and God is bad and all? I can't imagine why they would vote for Kamala Harris. Let me see what else we got here. U.S. economy is on the verge of a. Rare. Extremely rare achievement. Oh, you mean the highest prices since the Great Depression type of achievement? Yeah. Jennifer Aniston. Every man over 50s white woman fantasy criticizes JD Vance, saying. I pray that your daughter is fortunate to not to bear children. Ohh, what very classy. Very classy Jen. Very classy. You know, I I thought you were decent and friends, but now I know that the only friends you have are in the Democrat machine. You're just like all the others. Ohh boy, what is this now? The vice president says she supports the right to peaceful protests, but anti-Semitism, hatred and violence of any kind has no place in our nation. How about the hate and violence towards your political opponent, Donald Trump? I I seem to remember you will have a very lack of an opinion on that one. Harris confronts the most front foreign policy issues faced. They should just come out and wear a come all hairs button. Look at these people. They're so blatantly pushing for her. It's insulting. How do you guys feel about this? Fact Check. So all Fact Check from fake news, in my opinion. Wow. This should have bear a lot of weight on how I view the election. Trump may at least 10 false claims about Harris in a single rally speech. Well, how many false claims has she ** *** made against him #1 and #2. What I'm supposed to believe that it's fake because so-called CNN, the bastion of fake news. Who lied about the Russia scandal? Who lied about Trump's? The the Russia, the the the hookers in in Russia and Putin and the election, they all had all this fake news against Trump for years. Now all of a sudden I'm supposed to believe they. Could do a Fact Check on him. What is this? Now? Let me see. Harris and the retirement age Fact Check. Ooh, ooh, wolf. Blitzer, guys. Mr. Mr. Wolf Blitzer and and company say that Trump is wrong. Wow. I'm shocked. Ooh. Do I want? Actually, no, no, no. Forget it. Let's look. Let's look. Let's look and see if I can debunk any of these right off the bat. Here is an abortion she wants abortion in uh and up until birth. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh. These fact checks are so stupid. Red meat, his hair. What does Trump say? He said. Trump claimed quote. Kamala even wants to pass laws so outlaw red meat to stop climate change. Ohh, they say her town hall. Ohh, cause you know politicians they don't lie about anything. No, no, they just bastions of the truth. Ohh, immigration says she was the border czar, but she never went to the border. She was the border czar. Just so you guys know. 22 Let's see many Republicans criticize her. No kidding. The fact that the illegal aliens are whacking sheriffs, they're whacking little girls and and they're draping women. Ohh yes, really good way to champion your your border policy was vice president. Let's see what are the false claims saying he made. A more limited immigration related assignment. Ohh really? Yeah. Stop. These people are so blatantly lying. It makes me sick. No, that's not 20 million is not a modest that is not an exaggerated number. Of course they would say that. Ohh yeah, let's believe the government who literally lies about pretty much everything. Ohh yes, let's lie, lie and lie. Ohh yes. I'm sick of it. I I can't stand CNN. They're so disgusting. Let's see. Let's let's go to MSNBC. Let's see if it's any better. What's this now? Why? Trump wants his hand-picked FBI director to resign immediately. What? Ohh boy. Ohh team Harris has found the soundtrack for Vice president campaign. All all the Hollywood people are coming out to support her. Wow, I'm shocked. Do you mean to tell me that Hollywood mostly of left wingers? No, I couldn't. I couldn't never have guessed that. Not many people are speculating that Biden's actually taking a dirt nap and they cloned him. I find that to be funny. I don't look, that's one of those things that's never gonna be proved. And so I'm not gonna sit here and sound like some tin, you know, Tin horn wearing a tin hat. But it's an interesting theory. What's this now? Mark Kelly. Ohh, what a what? A great. What a great pick the from the guy from Arizona. Hey, let me tell you something. As a guy who went to College in Arizona, a lot of people. Don't like Mark Kelly? The only way he won, in my estimation, was because of the illegal aliens and that's why the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals just upheld the Arizona law that says they're now going to. By law, make you show your ID before you can vote. I can guarantee you if that actually stays that a lot of changes will be happening to that area. Politically, you mark my words. How else do you explain that a lot of the Democrats love illegal immigration and also don't like voter ID laws? You want. You need me to add a 1 + 1 for you. What's this now? It just got harder for Trump to distance himself from Project 2025. The whole project 2025 thing make it seem like it's all about white supremacy. Everything that people don't like that has anything to do with a white person is white supremacy to these these fraudsters in the media. Ohh, look at that, Mister. Mr. buck. Mr. buck. Mr. **** gag. Mr. Mr. Gay man from the ohh. I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to say that? Vance remarks why it's best not to talk about other people's children. Booty gig. The only reason you're relevant is because you're not a straight guy, just so you know, that's the only thing that actually got you anywhere. You ran on that, by the way. You ran on the fact that you were from a small town and you were homosexual. That was your entire campaign. And in my, in my estimation, in an attempt to not seem like he was homophobic, Biden puts you on on his. In his cabinet, that's all. What's this now? No, Netanyahu. Come to Washington to protect to project strength. He came. Yeah, of course. He came to Washington to project strength. He's going through a lot in Israel right now. His Trumpian speech, now, in other words, he actually cares about Israel, and he cares about the truth. Wow, crazy. He doesn't want to side with the Democrats, who are mostly filled with anti Semites, in my estimation. Who are the ones rallying at these pro Hamas ones? Yeah, yeah. How many right wing Republicans do you see? Or even central Republicans. Do you see it? These pro Hamas rallies, I haven't seen a whole lot. Boy, look at this. Some mimeograph sheet for the Democrat machine. That's all. That's all this is. Let's go to Newsmax. Ohh can ohh Dem a couple of Dems vote with GOP to condemn Harris on board. Or oh, they're stepping on a line. Be careful, you don't wanna get a whack a mole. See. Hunter Biden legal team accused of false statements. No kidding. Ohh you mean the the. But I thought that these people were just bastions of honesty and the truth. I'm shocked. I love this picture, by the way of Trump pumping his fists in the air. Iconic picture, it will go down in American history. Holy whistleblower USS refuses drones before Trump shooting, of course, because everybody knows that the whole thing was just made by one guy. I mean, how dare they report that there could be more than just one single nut job guy with a? Who? We don't know anything about him. The FBI can't get into a stone, allegedly. But they know everything about him. How dare you question well. You see, guys, I gotta make. I gotta joke about this. Otherwise you can go crazy from all this crap. What else we got here? DNC Prep preps new convention after sudden Harris Switch. Ohh. Of course they gotta they gotta pump her up because Biden wasn't gonna let go of the wheel, but they finally got his hands off it by, in my estimation, cutting a deal with him and his family. Slight temperature drop makes Tuesday the world's second hottest day. Ohh don't say that. I'll Gore the the Groundhog is gonna come out and talk about global warming against. They can give him another Nobel Prize in my estimation. Ohh. Talking about JFK now. Ohh man, how am I? We're gonna talk about JFK again. Why don't you just talk about Teddy Roosevelt too? And and Ronald Reagan? Israeli forces retrieved bodies from 5 hostages from Gaza. Anybody who doesn't understand that the Jews are still the victims in this situation, I I can't help you. I can't help you. Everybody's scrutinizing them, but they're not scrutinizing the Hamas vermin who started the whole thing, OK? OK. Russia open to talks, but trolls Ukraine on elections because they know it's a corrupt they know they're living in a proxy war. Look, I don't. People don't. A lot of people don't understand the history of Russia and how brutal they are, how they they're a lot less polite than a lot of other Western countries. Harris. Let's see. Harley-Davidson Sparks boycott calling for going woke. Ohh no. Do I dare click on? Don't tell me they they got. What's his? They they got. What's his name? That one guy from the Bud light commercial that everybody seems to put if they want to appeal to the to the alphabet army. What's his name? Dylan mulvaney. Please don't tell me to put Dylan Mulvaney on a on a Harley-Davidson hog, please. I mean, he likes to ride hogs paws but. You know, hope not. Not on these ones, hopefully. Come on. Please, please don't tell me that Harley-Davidson has got like Dylan Mulvaney on a motorcycle. Oh, God, I can't Unsee that if they do. LGBTQ boot camp for Harley-Davidson. 

Oh, hell no. 

You've got to be joking. Please tell me this is a joke. Is the antithesis of what the brand means. No kidding. No kidding. It's almost like the appeal to guys like me and guys that are 40 years older than me and not these Starbucks crowd. Starbucks is. Wait a minute. Please tell me this is. I hope this is a troll. Wait a minute. What is this now? So Starbucks, who has more than half a million followers on X, is calling out Harley-Davidson for subjecting white employees DE I indoctrination hosting an LGBTQ boot camp for its offices and sponsoring pride event. 

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Starbucks, a former GOP candidate. Starbucks. Sorry, Starbuck. What am I talking about? Not Starbucks and Coffee, Starbuck, a former GOP candidate for congressional seat in Tennessee, is none other than the main than the man behind the online campaign that forced John Deere and Tractor Supply to walk to walk back. It's DIDEI initiatives. Thank thank you. Guys, everybody's like bending the knee. For the juggernaut. Ohh. Man. Well guys, if you have a Harley-Davidson, just know that your company has now gone to has now joined with Bud Light. And others. And they're woke. Well, they had a good run. If anybody if anybody wants to short their stock of that's on the market now is your chance. See Trump Harris debate will happen. Ohh I'm sure it will. Why wouldn't Trump want to debate her? It's going to be a total landslide unless the moderators cut his mic. All right, let's see how much more I can take of this CBS constant Bolshevik scream sheet news. Netanyahu speech. Yep. Yep, Yep. We talked about that already. Again, they're saying that she condemned the protesters burning the flag. I'd have to see that. I don't believe it fires in Northern California. Yeah, it tends to happen this time of year. Not a surprise. Harris vows quote. We will move forward. Ohh. You mean the same woman who said that the only way to ensure the great a great future for our children was a population control? Ohh, you didn't hear about that? Ohh yeah, she said that. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's on tape. It's on, it's on Twitter. Trump holds rally in Charlotte, first since Biden exiting race. About also, first, since he was shot at, where's that? Paris, vetting about a dozen possible VP candidates. Ohh, I'm sure all of them are very straight, very white and very male. Man Trump donated to Harris campaign when she was California Attorney general. Yeah, it's almost like he wasn't a politician and was a businessman and donated to everybody. You know, like most businessmen do. Wow. Crazy, right? Let's see you. Meet Team USA's Olympic athletes for the 2024 Paris Games. Hey, as long as they're actually picked not for DI, but for actually being good at their sport, I could. Care less. Shipwreck talked about it. Where is all the actual like news? They're all just parenting each other like. A. Like those birds from Nemo. DEA files show agents joked about grape when one was accused of it. Oh yeah. Oh, look, they're both white probably. Maybe one slightly Hispanic, of course, cause you know men. Men are just evil, you know. Of course, all of you know that men are just evil pigs, you know, that's how. They frame it. I doubt that's actually what happened, but of course just push the agent and the men are dirty, filthy. Pigs. Trump rally let's see FBI director reveals new new details about the Trump shooting at the house hearing. Oh boy. FBI shooters searched about Kennedy assassination. I'm supposed to believe what the government saying about this anybody believe what the governments pushing about this? No, I don't. Not for two seconds. The government has many things forthcoming. Truthful. No, not really. Netanyahu faces rage at home and in DC as he addresses Congress. Ohh, it's almost like he can't ever do anything right, you know, like most of the people in Israel are always criticized for everything they do. They didn't respond enough. They responded too heavily. You shouldn't have done this. You shouldn't have done that. He should just do what he thinks is right, he read in the story. Netanyahu gets this now Netanyahu thinks the United States for support calls protesters useful idiots. Oh oh, man. Thank you, Mr. and Yahoo. We agree on that. Thank you very much. He's quoting Vladimir Lenin on that one. I appreciate that. Thank you. China says Hamas and rival faction. Signs pact to lead Palestinians ohh you mean China and and Russia are behind the forces against Israel. Oh my goodness. It's almost like the KGB was behind a lot of the slogans you're now hearing in the media. You know, like Zionism is racism from the river to the sea. All you. Didn't know. That you didn't know that that came from the KGB. Well, now you do. Oh, yeah, look it up. I'm not making it up. Diversifying your investments, yes, yes, yes, money watch. U.S. economy grew 2.8% last quarter, exceeding expectations. Ohh when the when the entire economy is in the garbage can pretty much any progress is in is inevitably going to be made. Big shock on that. Oh boy, no, I think I've had enough of this crop. Anybody else have anything they want? Anything that popped in their head that they want to discuss from? A. New standpoint, that was of any relevance. I mean all the comments because I'm not seeing a whole lot more. But the whole thing is so ridiculous to me, guys, whole bunch of that, do you think? Was. Actually true, and that's what. Gets to me. The world is full of liars, scumbags and people who were just going to. Deceive you? So much that was the tip of the iceberg at best, were completely garbage. At worst. Tommy. Tommy, I am lying. Please go. Ahead. I'm waiting for. My gosh, a bunch of garbage. I don't know how much more I can take. And we're not even like past Labor Day. Ohh God. Anyways, my friends let me know what you thought. Let me know if you have anything you want to add any new. Stories. That came out to you that you wanted to discuss, do some of the comments. But. Anyways, let me know. I'm exhausted just listening to this, reading this stuff. I get nauseous listening to all the propaganda. Slightly less nauseating when I get to discuss it with you guys, but still it's still nauseating. How much of the news do you? Actually believe where do. You get your news from. That's what I. Like to know. Anyways, my friends take care of yourselves. Think for yourself, for God's sakes, don't just. Believe what you've been told. They respond the way I respond. That's how I picture a lot of people responding. They don't have the guts to say they do it. Anyways, my friends take care. I'll see you next time. I'm out. Peace.