Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Sheep Get Sheared podcast, home of people, politics,
and popular culture.
I'm your host Austin Creed, my friends.
Happy New Year!
We made it!
2023 is behind us.
It's in the rearview mirror.
We gotta focus on the new year.
First of all, before we get the show really started, I want to ask you, did you even make
a New Year's resolution this year?
I kinda made one.
I made one for my businesses.
For business I did.
For personal, I don't really see a need to make one.
But personally, for me, what I do is I just say, hey, I'm gonna do something and I work
towards that thing.
I don't need resolutions.
I don't need none of this garbage.
I just do what I want to do.
If I set my mind to it, I do it.
I don't need none of this garbage.
But my friends, when it comes down to it, we need to discuss something a little more
serious.
It's the first day of the new year and we're discussing something extremely important.
Love.
Love is usually on the minds of everybody.
It's on the minds of everybody.
So what I really want to ask you is, are you looking for love this year?
Are you looking for the one?
Are you looking for someone who's gonna complete your life and you're gonna live happily ever
after and you're gonna get that corner of your life squared away forever?
Well, if you are, I wish you good luck.
The dating marketplace is, shall we say, trash.
Number one, I mean, gentlemen, gentlemen, if you are a more religious guy like me or
that's how I grew up, if you're more of somebody who grew up within a subsection of society,
you didn't grow up, you didn't go to public school, you didn't go to the YMCA, you didn't
go to these places that were very mainstream and very public places.
You didn't go to public middle school, public high school, you didn't go to public college,
you didn't do all this kind of stuff.
You may not be aware or maybe you're aware of it, but you don't realize how widespread
it is.
Gentlemen, being like the whole good guy routine, it ain't caught in it no more.
Being a quote good guy who is emotionally available when he treats women right and does
all this stuff.
Yeah, he ain't getting nothing besides exploited in today's marketplace.
I'm sorry.
I wish I could tell you that was false, but it is just a fact of reality.
They want to talk with a degree and you ain't to park with a degree.
Well then you'll get, you'll hit you with the Hey stranger text when you're about 30,
35 years old and she's ready to settle down.
You heard that saying, I want to settle down.
I'm tired of the jerks and the mean guys and I want something to take me seriously.
You ever heard that before?
You heard that on social media.
You heard that in your personal life.
You've seen it.
You've probably seen it or you've heard someone talk about it, but you're not sure how widespread
it is.
My friends, I want to settle this once and for all.
Love is the opium of the lemmings.
You may not be completely sure as to what a lemming is.
A lemming is someone who just follows the crowd.
They kind of do what they're told.
They follow the leader.
They just go along with the program.
They don't steer the boat.
They don't do anything that's really outside the norm.
And if that's you, that's fine.
That's the way you want to live.
I would never choose to do it, but that's what you want to do.
That's fine.
But I was going to tell you, if you want to come out here and you want to achieve what
your father did, your grandfather did in that regard, the odds are not in your favor.
Is it impossible?
No, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't use that time to do that.
I mean, let's think about it.
How many people are telling you, Hey, let's not focus on putting the cart before the horse.
Let's come out here and let's make something of ourselves.
Let's let's build a business.
Let's focus on our career.
Let's do something that is going to really set us apart.
Gentlemen, you want a great dating advice.
If you're a younger guy or a middle-aged guy, even if you're someone who was just wanting
to get back in the dating pool, whether it's you're new entirely or you checked out because
you got married or you're in a serious relationship and now you're getting back in the saddle.
My friends, if you want good quality dating advice, you know what you should be listening
to?
You should be listening to these like boss babe women who make these videos on Instagram,
tick tock, Twitter, Facebook, all these places.
That's like telling women they need a boss up and they need to get their money, get their
bag, blah, blah, blah.
Every time I hear a video like that, I think to myself, my God, that is perfect advice
for men and horrendous advice for women.
The feminism line is actually what men should be doing for themselves.
Not this, not this, oh, I want to find a partner.
No, I'm sure no, no, you don't want a partner.
You want a wife.
Your wife is not your partner.
That's another Aesopian term used to take you out of the reins of power and give it
to them.
My friends, women don't want to be in charge of relationship.
I don't care if what they tell you, they don't want to be in charge.
You ever ask a woman where she wants to go out to eat?
You ever asked her where she wants to go to eat and she's like, I don't care.
You choose and you're like, okay, let's go Chinese.
No, no, I don't want to do Chinese.
Okay, let's go get burgers.
No, I don't want that.
I'm feeling bloated.
Okay.
Well, let's go get some tacos, tacos two days ago.
Again, and then you ask her, okay, where do you want to go?
I don't care.
You're like, what?
This is, that is what happens when women lead a relationship.
You go nowhere and then you're stuck in the emotional playground and then you end up like
Alice talking to the treasure cat in the looking glass and she's like, I don't want to go,
I don't want to talk to mad people and the treasure cats like, Oh, you can't help that.
Most everyone's mad near.
That's what you end up with is you end up with professional gaslighters.
You end up with having to deal with the bullshit.
You end up thinking that that's normal.
Gentlemen, if you're below the age of 30 like me and you're out here dealing with this bullshit
of this toxic gaslighting chicks of arguing and explaining and fighting and all the bickering
and all that crap.
Oh, for the love of God, get out of there now.
You know what is going to happen to you?
That's not love.
You see, we've been lied to.
They think that love equals, Oh, we have so much conflict, but we work through it.
That is so wrong.
That is so stupid.
First of all, no.
Second of all, when it says is you have no leverage because if you had leverage, she
wouldn't be putting you through the bullshit.
She wouldn't be making you deal with her garbage.
She wouldn't be testing you.
She wouldn't be trying to throw curve balls and have you catch them.
She wouldn't be moving the goalpost while you try to kick the field goal.
She wouldn't be doing any of that crap because she'd be like, Oh, if I do that, he might
actually drop me.
Oh, if I do that, you might actually exercise his other options and I might be left out
in the cold.
Or if I do that, he might replace me.
She's not thinking that because she knows she got you.
She knows that you don't have leverage.
She knows you're not going to walk away.
And yet we call that love.
That's why monogamy is stupid in my opinion, especially with the marriage laws, especially
with the fact that love itself is for lemmings because love is not what we thought it was.
We will.
We have been raised to believe thanks to Walt Disney, the Warner brothers and all these
other people that love is all about feelings.
If you feel in love and you're in love, if you don't feel like you're in love, well,
then you must have fallen out of love.
Sound familiar?
Well, guess what?
That is how women think.
That's why they want to park with a degree.
They want them to be exciting.
They want them to be edgy.
They want to be a little controversial.
They also want him to be nice, thoughtful, caring and intimate, but only with them.
Everybody else he treats like absolute crap, but her, they treat her like, oh, you my princess,
you my queen.
Girl, I got you.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Does anybody want to actually deal with that crap?
No, I know.
I can already hear it.
I have the best stethoscope in the business.
I already know some of you right now are bucking.
You're thinking Austin, that's stupid.
You're just bittering her and you find out you found these women and you're basing this
off of one person in your life or, oh, this isn't true because my girl didn't do that.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let me tell you something that you just don't want to see it.
I can give you every proof under the sun, but of course, because you are trying to fight
me.
First of all, you're never going to beat me.
I'm sorry.
You just can't.
If you want to try to talk over me, if you want to try to debate me, I will only debate
someone who's actually approaching me in good faith.
Okay.
I will not debate someone who's going to walk into the conversation saying, here's what
you're going to do.
Here's what you're not going to do.
Blah, blah, blah.
No, I can deal with that.
But if you want to have a very respectful in good faith conversation with me, my DMS
are open on Twitter.
You are welcome to ask me to ask me a question.
Just started with, Hey Austin, I have a question from X episode that you said, and this is
what you said that I didn't like.
Let's talk about it.
Unless you started with that, I don't know what you're talking about because I'm going
to be honest with you.
I say a lot of things.
I repeat a lot of things.
I've done multiple episodes.
Okay.
I'm almost at 300 episodes.
You're going to have to be more specific, but let's get back to love because let's see
all people who seem to care about what I've talked to a lot of people that are my age
in the early twenties.
They do not understand what I'm talking about.
They are like, what?
You must not be able to get chicks.
You just don't know.
You don't have game.
Well, it's like, dude, I never said I had trouble getting women because I'll be honest
with you.
I don't.
Okay.
I don't.
I don't care if you believe me or not, because whether you believe what I said doesn't change
the fact that it's true.
If you met me in real life and you saw what I do on an average day and I see all the texts
I have to ignore and, and shit like that, you wouldn't, you would not debate me.
But you know what?
Again, it all goes back to you want love.
You want this idea of Snow White and the seven dwarfs type love.
You want this, um, Jay Z Beyonce love.
You want this love that's not even based on anything that's actually real.
It's all fantasy.
But because you like it so much, you want it to be real.
So you try to make it a real thing.
And then you follow what the society says.
Oh, oh, you want love.
Oh, you want love.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
Here's what you're going to do.
You're going to do this.
You're going to get married.
You're going to walk her down the aisle.
You're going to pay for everything.
You're going to do this.
You're going to do that.
And you're going to invest in her and invest in her and invest in her and invest in her.
She got a blossom, like a beautiful flower.
And then she's going to give you all that sweet honey.
And then you are going to be fantastic.
That is not how it works.
I'm sorry.
I wish I could sit here and tell you, hi gentlemen, welcome to see if you get your podcast where
I tell you everything about love and how it's amazing.
And I need to get married today.
Not right now.
Not tomorrow, but today.
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it because guess what?
I'd be leading you down the Primrose path where you're about to get put on the altar
and sacrifice to the system.
And I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I will not do it.
The marriage laws will only change if people hold out.
You got guys like Matt Walsh.
I've mentioned this before who I normally agree with on certain political things.
But then he comes out here and he says that, oh, you know, divorce could totally fuck
you over.
But, but you got to do it anyways, because that's what real men do.
And I'm not here like, are you kidding me?
What I'm sorry.
What real men do?
Huh?
When?
Why?
No.
Gentlemen, this is why I tell you love is for lemmings.
Love is a luxury you can't afford.
Love is expensive gentlemen.
It ain't free.
If love was so free, can you kindly explain why all the rich, handsome, successful guys
with cash seem to find love?
Whereas the broke guys who have no game, who are goofy, who are ugly and short can't find
love.
Hmm.
Oh.
Why, that's really interesting.
Isn't it?
Hmm.
So love is supposed to be something that everybody deserves, but yet I can't help but see that
the rich, successful, handsome guys have all the love and the guys with no money, no charisma,
no good looks, no high, no money happen to find no love.
Huh.
That's, um, that's really interesting.
Isn't it?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Rich then drives my point home.
This whole idea of love is for lemmings.
My friends, this is a new year, the first day of the year.
Stop focusing on things that are just, they're intangibles.
You can't hold on to it.
It's like trying to hold onto the soap in the shower.
You're trying to squeeze it really hard and hold on, it's going to jump out of your hand.
If it's too loose, it's going to fall down.
You have to decide whether you're going to play this game or if you're going to get leverage.
You have to decide whether you're going to play the game or walk off the beaten path
to be a trailblazer.
My friends, a moment to grift here on the Sheep Kits Sheared podcast.
If you are wanting to go off the beaten path, if you're wanting to go your own way, if you're
wanting to start your year off with a new approach, my book, Biblical Bachelor, is the
book for you.
I'm serious.
I wrote this book not to get rich, but to help men like me who want to improve their
lives, who want to get off the beaten path and who want to stack that bread without dealing
with toxic bitches and playing English.
Now, moment of grifting is over, but my friends, I'm not joking about this.
I'm giving it to you.
That book is not expensive.
I have a friend, he's one of my best friends.
He's an author who's written many more books than me.
And he said to me, Austin, why is your book so cheap, dude?
You should up that price.
And I said, no, no, I'm not going to do it.
Why?
Because I want more people to afford this book.
I want people to read it, not so that I can make a lot of money, but because they can
improve and change their life forever.
That is my goal.
If I get original on the way, great.
But I want to help people.
And having an expensive book doesn't help people.
It only helps me.
And I want to help you.
So my friends, if you want to start the year off in a new direction, Biblical Bachelor,
my book, it's on, I have an audio book.
So if you want to listen to the audio book while you're driving in your car or you're
on a plane or whatever, you can do that.
That's available to you.
I've gone out of my way as much as possible at very high personal expense because I want
you to improve your life.
But only you can do that.
I can't do it for you.
I can't make it make sense for you.
I can only give you what I am able to give and you have to put the pieces together for
yourself.
So my friends, do not let love guide you this year.
Let your desire to improve and be better guide you this year.
I hope this year is the best year of your life.
This could be the year that you become the best version of yourself and you look back
this time next year in 2025 and you say, damn, my life is so much different and I am loving
it.
Last night I had flashbacks to my military days last night and it was, it was trippy quite
honestly, but it was one of the best things that happened to me because it made me realize
how far I've come since I left the military.
I want you to have that same experience that you can only happen if you put in the work
now, not tomorrow, not next week, not next month.
Now, hey, whether it's you, you buy my book and it helps you or you buy someone else's
book or you just do it yourself.
All of those are acceptable, but you have to do something.
That is what I want for you.
My friends stay informed, stay vigilant and for God's sakes, please keep questioning everything
that comes across your radar.
My friends, I'll see you next time.
Happy new year.
Enjoy the day, but start it off right and start with a new approach and improve your
life and stop sitting on your hands.
I'm out.
Bye guys.