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In the heart of a wood which lost its name long ago, is a place where a seeker of stories

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may go.

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If you've arrived and a story is your desire, come take a seat, for what you require is

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a tale from the second storyteller.

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Ah, hello and welcome.

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Oh, don't worry, I was just doing a bit of spring cleaning.

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Who am I?

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Well, you can just call me the second storyteller.

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And I suppose if you're here, that means you're looking for a good tale.

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Well, look no further.

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This tarot urn has been standing in these woods for longer than I know, and it holds

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fantastic stories of all kinds.

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We've got tall tales, short tales, tales that are about average height but still feel

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a bit self-conscious, you name it.

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I live here to ensure that this incredible place is not lost to time, and I am more than

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happy to share its wealth of stories with visitors.

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Here, why don't you have a seat by the fireplace?

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I'm sure I can find the perfect story for you.

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Since this is our first meeting, I really should start things off right.

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Let's see here...

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Oh, here's a great one.

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Now, if you're ready, just relax and listen to the voice of the story.

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Let us begin.

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Empty Shoe

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Something unseen watched and waited as Robert Linky walked into the kitchen with Eon.

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As Robert filled the reservoir of his coffee maker with water and the filter with grounds,

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a presence lurked, percolating with anticipation.

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Robert reached for the switch to turn the coffee maker on, but at the last moment he

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stopped, turned, and headed to the bathroom.

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An intangible being raged without sound as it waited for Robert to return.

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Mortals were infuriating.

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After five minutes of eternity, Robert finally re-entered the kitchen and without hesitation

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flipped the coffee maker on.

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Something else in the room could barely contain its glee.

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The small appliance made its usual gurgles as the water began to heat.

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Robert had opened the fridge to retrieve a carton of milk, and so he failed to hear the

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moment when the coffee just started to filter its way into the pot and audibly gurgle out

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his name with a cryptic, R-O-B-E-R-T.

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The invisible presence was delighted when Robert, having just retrieved a mug, finally

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noticed that the liquid burbling down into the glass pot was the exact color and consistency

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of blood.

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The fuck?

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Robert grumbled, before turning his attention to the milk's expiration date.

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The ghost, floating carefully in his blind spot, decided that desperate measures were

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required.

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It decided to use its most chilling voice.

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Good morning, Bob, a whisper which felt like a freezing wind plucked at Robert's ear.

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The best part of waking up is the blood of the innocent in your cup.

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The voice let out a high, airy giggle.

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Robert waved his hand past his ear as though chewing a mosquito, then retrieved the pot

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of hot bubbling blood, apparently, and poured himself a cup.

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He took a long sip while the liquid was good and hot, before remarking aloud,

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Well, this blood tastes like dirt, but the milk is off by two days, so it'll have to

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do.

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Seriously?

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The ghost exclaimed.

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Frankie apparated slowly, a round, cartoonish figure with two large black, void-like eyes.

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His round body ended in a tail-like point, which rested lazily on Bob's countertop,

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while Frankie's two long legs dangled freely off the edge.

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Though Frankie's legs were translucent just like the rest of him, they looked otherwise

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so normally human that it clashed unpleasantly with the rest of the ghost's almost whimsical

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appearance.

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This always bothered Bob.

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You know, I never asked, but why are there little hairs on your legs?

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asked Bob, pointing at the ever-present ghastly follicles.

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Frankie had never really thought about that, and did his best to hide his embarrassment.

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How the fuck do you shave a ghost, Bob?

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the phantom snapped.

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No, forget how to get rid of them.

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Why are they even there in the first place?

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Do all ghosts have hairy legs?

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When you were alive, was that your best feature?

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Bob continued to drink his coffee.

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That's what you're thinking about, not the steaming mug of orphan blood you're sucking

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on.

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You mean the coffee that you put an illusion on.

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Why not make some illusory socks, so I don't have to look at your gross-ass ghost feet?

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Frankie inspected his feet, which didn't look too bad in his opinion, and suddenly the ghost

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felt a slight pang of self-consciousness, wondering what Bob thought was gross about

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his feet, that he was failing to notice himself.

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The ghost shuddered slightly, and teleported, in the same seated posture, to the top of

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the refrigerator.

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Bob, I am so disappointed in you.

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Your heart has grown so cold and detached that you can no longer distinguish between

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the taste of coffee and the blood of orphans who most certainly died as a result of your

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own selfish actions in life.

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Bob let out a satisfied sigh after taking another sip, before retorting.

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Nah, you did this one, I think.

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Two years ago?

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Maybe three?

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I- I did?

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Yeah, I'm coming up on four years in this place, and you totally did the turn coffee

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into orphan blood thing before.

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Maybe you told me it was puppy blood.

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I don't know.

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Didn't work then, either.

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Bob reached up through the ghost on his fridge to a bowl of fruit and tried to take an apple,

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but it somehow became lodged inside Frankie when Bob pulled his arm back.

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He gestured for Frankie to move, and the ghost obliged, teleporting and repositioning himself

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to float just above the table in the tiny kitchen.

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The apple remained floating around inside the ghost, slowly withering over time.

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Four years?

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Frankie asked.

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Music?

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Bob interrupted quickly.

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Huh?

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Oh.

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Frankie glanced at the clock on the microwave, it read 618 A.M., already later than Frankie

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realized.

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Yes, please.

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Bob turned on the radio, and energetic rock music settled into the tiny room.

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I can't believe it's already been.

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Frankie tried to return to his original thought, but interrupted himself when he recognized

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which band was playing.

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Wife with the big knife!

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Bob grinned.

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Yeah, I wish this station played more than just Empty Shoe, though.

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I mean, it's great.

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Why wouldn't you play this one song all the time, but...

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Empty Shoe isn't even close to the best song on Mammoth Leg, though.

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What about Dustface?

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Do they even ever play Bottles Under Burdens?

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Bottles Under Burdens is way too long to play on the radio.

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I do hear Dustface sometimes in the car.

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I guess they don't play it at 6 A.M., Frankie sighed, spinning in a small circle as he floated.

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The flesh of the apple floating inside him had rotted away considerably, and the seeds

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were just starting to show.

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Why don't you float all the time?

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asked Bob through a mouthful of apple.

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Why don't you stand all the time, Bob?

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Frankie retorted.

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Bob raised both eyebrows and made a face to indicate that the ghost had made a good point.

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The young man and the ghost existed in silence for a few minutes as they listened to the

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last lines of Empty Shoe, both internally acknowledging that while the song was indeed

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overplayed, it was just so good.

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A generic pop song took the place of Empty Shoe.

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I'm going to see Wife of the Big Knife after work tonight.

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Frankie teleported rapidly around the kitchen with excitement, before appearing a few inches

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from Bob's face.

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You have to get me a t-shirt!

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the ghost insisted.

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You don't wear clothes!

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But I need one!

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Frankie insisted.

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Okay, okay, fine.

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Maddy would get you one anyway, Bob conceded.

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Oohhhhhhhh Frankie crooned.

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Though, coming from him, it just sounded like a stereotypical ghost sound.

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Wife Knife, and a date with Maddy.

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Nice.

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Yeah I just hope.

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Bob cut himself off, glancing over at the microwave clock.

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What's up?

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Frankie asked.

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It's about that time.

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Bob gestured to the clock, which now read 6.57.

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Oh, damn, already?

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Well, quick then, what's up with Maddie?

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She seemed okay when she stayed over a couple weeks ago.

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We talked about movies!

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The ghost rambled.

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Maddie's fine, don't worry about it.

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I'll get you a shirt tonight.

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See you tomorrow.

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The apple floating in Frankie had dwindled down to a stem in two seeds.

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As the digital clock ticked over to 7am, Frankie's ghostly form began to fade.

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Bye, Bob, said Frankie.

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See ya, weirdo.

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Bob waved.

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And the tiny kitchen vanished.

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Frankie once again found himself in total darkness, a seemingly endless void.

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The void was boring.

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Frankie could conjure simple illusions to help himself pass the time, and mostly he

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wrote songs and poems.

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With so little else to do, they were always easy to memorize, and Bob sometimes liked

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them.

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The void wasn't really too bad, especially since once a day, apparently for nearly the

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past four years, Frankie would appear in Bob's apartment from 6am to 7am.

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Being a ghost, Frankie just kind of assumed that he was supposed to try and scare this

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human, and so introduced himself to Robert Lenke with an illusion of the apartment on

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fire.

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Robert had woken up in a panic, falling over himself to attempt to extinguish the flames.

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Frankie had quickly discovered that there was no joy or satisfaction to be found in

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watching a grown man panic to the point of sobbing, and returned to the void that day

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feeling more embarrassed than anything.

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On his second visit, Frankie had waited patiently in the tiny kitchen, determined to make a

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less upsetting introduction.

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When Robert had emerged from his bedroom a hundred percent nude to find a ghost with

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legs waiting for him in his kitchen, he had simply walked back into his bedroom and slammed

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the door.

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It had been a long hour before Frankie faded back into his dimension of emptiness.

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This seemed more or less to be the right amount of surprise.

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Frankie continued to appear in the apartment at the same time every day, spooked Robert,

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then faded back into the void.

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Before too long, Robert began adjusting to the schedule, so Frankie had to keep thinking

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up new ways of popping up, or surprisingly human.

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It took a couple of weeks before Robert started asking questions, and their odd yet comfortable

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relationship began to take shape when the human had insisted, just call me Bob, okay?

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Frankie found it surprising that four years had gone by.

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For Bob it had been four years, but it had only been an hour a day for Frankie, only

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about sixty days, when Frankie spent a long time working out the math.

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It took him so long, in fact, that when he arrived at the total of about sixty days,

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the void was fading again, and he found himself sitting on the small couch in Bob's living

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room.

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Before he could think of a good prank, Bob walked into the living room holding up a black

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t-shirt with a huge, brutal looking knife printed on it.

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He tossed it at the ghost, and the shirt landed inelegantly over Frankie's left eye hole.

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Yes!

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How was it?

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Did they play a good set?

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Any of their older stuff?

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The ghost chattered excitedly.

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Bob recounted the details of the concert for a while.

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He seemed distracted, but Frankie kept asking questions.

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Eventually the human waved his hands.

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Wait, I'm getting sidetracked, and we only have so much time.

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I gotta tell you something, Frankie.

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Wife with the big knife isn't breaking up, is it?

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The ghost gasped.

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That would be the absolute worst!

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No, nothing to do with that.

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Good, Frankie sighed.

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So remember how I said I'd been here almost four years?

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Yeah, I was just thinking about that in the void.

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I still feel bad about the fire prank.

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I still feel weird that a ghost saw my dong.

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Frankie and Bob exchanged an uncomfortable look as they both realized that no amount

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of time would make that memory less awkward.

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Anyway, things are getting serious with me and Maddie, and I asked her last night about

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moving in together.

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Frankie teleported around the living room with Glee before he settled on top of the

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TV.

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Ah yeah, Maddie is awesome!

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This will be great!

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Maybe she can start showing me some of those movies she was telling me about.

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When is she moving in?

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So Maddie's place is actually closer to where I work, and it's way bigger.

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Plus my lease is over at the end of the month, so...

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Bob paused, hoping that Frankie would take the hint, but the ghost was still cheerily

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tapping his ghost feet on the TV screen.

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I'm actually moving in with Maddie at the end of the month.

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Frankie stopped swinging his legs.

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Wait, but...Bob grimaced.

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I know!

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I knew this would upset you, but I didn't want to be a dick and tell you at the last

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second.

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Me and Maddie literally agreed on it last night.

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We talked about it a little bit before, but...

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Frankie started floating in nervous circles.

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But...but...but you've always been here, the ghost muttered.

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Only for the last four years, actually.

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But I was never here before you were here, Frankie continued.

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You mean you weren't in this apartment before?

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Yes.

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No.

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Both, I mean.

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Both.

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I wasn't in this apartment, and I wasn't...anywhere.

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I don't think.

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The ghost sounded panicked.

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So you died just before I moved in?

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I don't know.

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Did you live here before me?

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Dunno.

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Well, when I move out...

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I don't fucking know!

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Frankie suddenly shouted, inches away from Robert's face.

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There was a long silence as the ghost and the human stared at each other.

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Frankie's form was expanding and contracting as though the ghost were breathing heavily,

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which of course was impossible.

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You...you can't go, Frankie said finally.

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Man, I can't stay here forever.

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This apartment is tiny, and why can't she just move in here?

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It's way too small, Frankie.

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I mean, you can make it work, it's not that bad.

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Yeah, but...even if it wasn't happening now...

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Someday, dude, I'm just gonna have to...

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But what's going to happen to me?

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Frankie shouted again, and then vanished completely.

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The living room was gone, and Frankie found himself back in the void, filled with questions

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and fears with nothing to pacify them.

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The ghost decided he had about a month, twenty-six more hours, in fact, to change Bob's mind,

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and spent his interval in the void devising clever arguments and good solid reasons why

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moving was a terrible idea.

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He reappeared, this time in Bob's bedroom, to find the human already sitting on the end

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of the bed, waiting for Frankie.

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Okay, so...

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Sorry if I got heated, but I had some time to think.

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Frankie started as he hovered back and forth across the room.

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Bob put his hands up and covered his face, his voice muffled through his hands.

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I'm definitely moving, Frankie.

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I finalized it with the landlord.

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She's got someone new moving in at the start of next month.

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But what if they suck?

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I'm sorry, Frankie.

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What if I stop fucking existing, Robert?

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Fuck off, that's not my problem!

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The ghost shuddered, turned invisible, and remained in that state until he returned to

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the void.

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Over the following weeks, 6am to 7am became tense.

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Frankie alternated back and forth between anger and sulking silence.

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There were mornings where all of the cabinets in Bob's kitchen continuously slammed for

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an hour.

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On a different morning, Frankie left an angry note scribbled in the fog on the bathroom

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mirror.

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It was exceptionally hard to read, however, and Frankie knew that the message failed when

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Bob emerged from the bathroom asking out loud,

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How would I even choke on a deck?

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I don't have a deck!

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Most days, though, Frankie slumped invisibly in a corner, waiting for 7am to whisk away

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his awkward visits.

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On the day before the move, Frankie decided to lurk on top of the fridge and dump the

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fruit bowl on Bob's head once the unsuspecting human reached up for some.

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The ghost haunted impatiently, but Bob did not appear in the kitchen.

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Invisible, Frankie phased through the bedroom door, preparing to catch Bob completely off

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guard.

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But it was Frankie who was unprepared.

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He found Bob sitting on the end of the bed, face buried in the Wife with the Big Knife

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T-shirt.

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The human's shoulders shook slightly as he used the shirt to muffle his crying.

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Frankie was stunned.

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He'd never seen Bob like this.

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He phased back into the kitchen sheepishly, and at 7am, he faded into the void, full of

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regret.

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Frankie sat in the void, cursing his own selfishness.

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He'd been so angry and afraid.

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Now though, he was just angry at himself for having wasted so much time.

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One day left before the move, and he only now realized that Bob was also afraid, unsure

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of what the consequences of his decision would be.

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It felt like an eternity before 6am.

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The radio in the kitchen was already switched on, with some energetic voice selling some

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inconsequential product.

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Frankie sat himself on the kitchen counter and waited.

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The room was bare, save for a few essentials.

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Frankie had never realized how much a simple thing like a fridge magnet or a wall calendar

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added to a space, or how empty that same space looked, without those simple, familiar things.

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Bob shuffled into the kitchen.

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He and Frankie stared at each other for a moment.

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What, no horrific visions today? the human asked, pouring himself a cup of coffee.

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Didn't feel like it today, Frankie offered glumly.

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Fair enough.

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Bob took a seat at the kitchen table.

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So, that t-shirt you got me.

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Take it with you.

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I can't wear it anyway, said the ghost awkwardly.

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You sure?

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It's yours.

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Yeah, if you don't want it, Maddie can have it.

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Thanks man.

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Yeah.

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The two existed without speaking, Bob sipping at his coffee as the radio offered music that

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neither of them particularly liked.

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I would settle for empty shoe.

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Frankie sighed.

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Same.

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I mean, I say settle, but it is a good song.

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Talking seemed to pass the time too quickly, but silence was painful and bit sharply.

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Frankie was sure that Bob was feeling it too.

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The ghost tried to avoid looking at the microwave clock, but it was impossible.

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As the longest, short hour was nearing its end, Frankie hopped off the counter.

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I'm off.

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Say hi to Maddie for me, the ghost offered.

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Yeah.

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Take care, Frankie.

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The ghost gave a slight nod.

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Bye, Bob, said Frankie.

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See ya, weirdo.

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Bob waved.

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And the kitchen faded away.

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The void was bigger, deeper, and more encompassing than Frankie remembered.

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The ghost focused on his favorite song.

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There was nothing else to do, and he wanted to make sure he remembered every word and

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note.

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The worry, doubt, and fear all felt like a terrible weight, poised to crush the ghost

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if he allowed his thoughts to linger on those feelings for too long.

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As he started thinking about the song, very slowly, he started to realize that he wasn't

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just thinking about it.

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He could faintly hear the first few opening notes of Bottles Under Burdens.

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Frankie's anxious feelings melted away, replaced with warm comfort as the void gently faded

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out and the song became louder.

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Hmm.

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I wonder where Frankie ended up.

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Well, fortunately you and I have had a much less awkward first meeting.

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I think so anyway.

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I hope you've enjoyed today's story.

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This tower is filled with every type of story that you could possibly imagine.

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So if there's a sort of story you would like to hear, please do let me know, and I would

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be more than happy to find one to suit your request.

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For now, be well, and carry today's story in your heart.

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Frankie's tale has ended, but return once again to this place where you are considered

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a friend.

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Return to this tower and its mysterious dweller for more from the library of The Second Storyteller.

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Thank you for listening to The Second Storyteller.

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If you have a prompt for a story, please send it to thesecondstoryteller at gmail.com.

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If your prompt is selected, your name will be credited at the end of the episode.

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Today's prompt was Ghosts, submitted by Aster C. If you would like to help support the future

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second storyteller.

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The Second Storyteller podcast and the featured stories were written and created by Katie

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Chacon.

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The role of the second storyteller is played by Charles Scott.

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Today's voice of the story was provided by Katie Chacon.

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The voice of the intro and outro is Chris Camp, and you can find the fantastic games

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he's worked on at rix.itch.io.

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The music was written by Finton, who can be found at garbagebag.itch.io.

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The second storyteller will return next month with more magic, fun, and of course, a story

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to tell.

