Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast.
And yeah, we've had another event for a week. It's been a bit extra stressful this week, haven't we?
Yeah, active.
Yeah, so I'll let you start off with your little piece.
Yeah, so an interview came out with David Grosch who's a former Air Force officer, a former intelligence officer and a GSBATical intelligence agency officer.
I reckon they're just making words up.
Yeah, I mean there's always an officer, with Americans, a lie intelligence officer, because you're smart.
But yeah, so this is the interview that he did and this is what he had to say.
We're definitely not alone. Absolutely the data points empirically that we're not alone.
Do we have bodies? Do we have species? Well, naturally, when you recover something that's either landed or crashed, sometimes you encounter dead pilots. And believe it or not, as fantastic as that sounds, it's true.
So yeah, that was David Grosch saying that we're not alone and, you know, sometimes you encounter dead pilots from aircraft that are not human made.
So I've listened to it and also he did confess that he himself has not a directness to seeing any aircraft himself or even touching one or anything like that.
It's just he's found the documents and spoke to the people that's provided photographs and so on. That's how he's came to know.
And obviously, from far into it. Yeah, so it is an interview that I've flagged to myself and I've been meaning to listen to.
So he says that he's not physically seen anything, it's just from everyone else that he's spoken to and the evidence that he's seen.
Right. So but the one thing and it's just the one thing. So anything mysterious we love. Yeah. And aliens are getting it.
And I want to believe this. I really do. But it's when he says about the pilots from spacecraft either landed or crashed.
Now, if and this will go on to further when I talk about. Yeah.
I don't know. Because even in aircraft crash, why wouldn't it be in an area where there's loads of witnesses and how would you do?
Why would this do? It's going to crash. Why would it be in the middle of nowhere?
Well, going off of when pilots for the planes having malfunctions or whatever, they always try to aim for the ocean or areas where they're not fast populated to minimize any damage and fatalities.
So there could be that kind of bit of a thought process going in there. Yeah. Or whatever they do have. Yeah.
That's their intelligence in there. Also, we said landed. So why would this land?
I don't know. Where have I? Where have I? You know, these people know where they've landed. Yeah.
Well, you know, I've been seeing a lot of these UFO videos, not just lately, but for a while now. And there is a fair few.
I think there was some in Vegas recently where there was a look like a star constellation.
There was that many lights from these crafts in the air. And it wasn't just one person that's recorded.
There were several of them at the same time. And you could see all the different camera points of views.
And yes, I don't feel that they're always going to try and hold and crash or land in different nonpopulated areas.
It's just that everyone's got a camera in the pocket. So it's going to be I think people all these know got to start coming out because they can't hold it for too much longer.
It's going to be too easy for everyone to figure everything out. Yeah.
Well, you are right. And he did come out and say that they've got a few of these spacecraft. And in terms of coming out, obviously, there's a woman called Leslie King.
And she's the one I don't remember a few years back, the Pentagon released all these UFO videos that they've kept secret for a while and become really popular.
Yes. The Tic Tac one, I think is the most famous one. And she helps obviously bring that to the forefront.
Yeah. And obviously she's helping him bring this out to the floor for a long time.
You know, bring it mainstream. So yeah, I do think a lot more people will come out.
How how how if you imagine you spacecraft landed, what the fuck would you do?
Well, it's panic stations throughout the way really, isn't it? You know, if they literally did just land in the garden, you scared them first.
Yeah. You don't know what's happening. But you've just got to look. You've been through it.
You just say, you know, did they need help or something? They look like they're injured or are you just going to get out of your house and run?
But that's that's quite an interesting one because I've actually got a little bit of footage myself.
So I think this was in Las Vegas and it actually shows that we can hear the normal on call of this video.
So I'll just play this.
Officer's body cam catches this something flashing low in the sky. What emergency minutes later, there's like an equal person decided and another one decided to have big eyes.
Someone calls 911 reporting two large figures in their backyard.
The eight news now investigators obtaining another officer's video as he sent to the Northwest Valley home.
So I'll give you the gist of it.
There's the normal uncle with the lads.
He's rangled. There's been something that's crashed in his backyard or all the backyards.
And as he's run out, he can see these two two figures, eight, nine or ten foot tall.
And he carries on. He describes them.
You know, they're quite stocky. They've got big eyes and he can see the noses as well.
And they were just staring at him and you can see from another police officer's body cam footage of blue lights just falling from the sky in that direction.
So the police officer that actually responds to the normal uncle, he pulls up and straight away he's saying, look, you know, if it wasn't for one of my officers seeing this light from down in this general direction,
I wouldn't be entertaining this because we get, you know, all the time.
And so he's run through and he's asked the neighbors, did you say anything?
Yeah, the log just come down, heard a big bang. And yeah, that's all we know.
But there's no whatever crashed or landed had gone within minutes.
So essentially these themes come out and a little bit of a look around for a couple of minutes and then they've tabled off.
Essentially, while the phone calls have been made, there is footage as he's gone into his garden,
but because he's got family members in front of him and it's just like a free foot gate that he's trying to look through,
it's more towards the outside of his garden and the back of his back garden.
And you can just about make out what seems like a head with big eyes, but it's dark and it's a bit blurry and it's zoomed out.
So it's the evidence is there really, whether it's actually ideal love ones or zoom phone date.
But, you know, it's quite a strange one, really.
It's a shame that he didn't get a good picture of it.
But he's done videos since as well saying, look, I'm not here for fame or anything. This has actually happened.
I'm not trying to get money or whatever. And he recalls his offense. He was just chilling in the house and whatever.
And then his brother shouts to him. So he grabs his tools, goes out and says, well, crap, these are out. What do we do?
So, yeah, it's going to be interesting to see what happens. I'll be about to get invaded.
We are going to release all evidence of what has been and what's going to come or is it just the odd one that keeps popping here and there?
Because this year has been quite active. We met, well, me and you spoke just quickly before off the pod.
And I remember earlier in the year, I think the shutdown, I suppose, UFO or UAP, whatever they want to call them that, over Canada and Alaska.
So this year, I mean, I think next year or so. And then obviously the release of things last year in terms of the videos from the Pentagon, I think it was all 2021 maybe.
But anyway, it just seems that the movements it's come in as where it's always been quite reserved and quite frowned upon and joked upon that.
You know, it's getting pushed forward more than it normally would do.
Yeah. I mean, again, there's other potential theories out there.
There was a bit of a section on one of the Joe Rogan podcasts that I was watching the other week.
And the gentleman that he was interviewing, he's been in contact with a person that's been developing or redeveloping old and lost technologies.
So it touched on how the pyramids were made.
And one of those theories is that it was how they moved the rocks, the stones, I think was through a sand wave.
So we've made horoglyphics, there's pictures of a group of people standing around the rocks and the stones floating.
So the theory is that essentially, you know, when you've seen these videos of a person's got a glass in front of them and they hit a holly note and the glass will shatter.
So they're somehow resonating the vocal cords to be able to lift these stones and everything and put them into place.
So that's one potential. That's probably not a technology.
But there was also the test of technologies and then just other ones that the Egyptians and all the ones with the pyramids and that potentially been lost.
So this person's been reinventing them or re-figuring them out.
It's not that they haven't already figured it out.
It took 10 years or so to be able to get the patterns for them because obviously everything's been copied, vaulted and registered and everything now.
So now that they've got all that in position, we're going to potentially start seeing these new technologies coming out.
So, you know, the flying cars and everything will come out.
So that was leading me to think if we had all these advanced civilizations hundreds of thousands of years ago, is it that they've explored gone so far out?
Haven't found anything within their capability and they'd have come back or maybe every now and again do they just send someone back just to see what's going on?
Where are we these days?
You can search through it's all on Google and others.
Different images of the way the pharaohs had big hats on.
They have the iron looking heads.
Yes, it's like a prolonged skull.
And there's ones that have been dug up. They're actually in museums over I believe in Mexico as well.
So is that like a former human?
Like a hybrid?
Well, is that what we were before?
Those civilizations whence, you know, did they know that the comets were about to come down and, you know, just destroy most of the planets?
Did they leave and what was left behind gradually evolved into what we become then?
And it's strange as well because you think how many dinosaur bones and that have been found, but there's not as many other animals.
You know, they don't really find bones of giraffes or something just died around.
So it makes you think how we have our burial systems, so obviously we bury people or cremate them, bury our dogs and stuff.
Did those ancient civilizations have the dinosaurs as pets and or, you know, animals that they used to help with their civilization?
Did they have the ceremonies to bury them?
Yeah, it's interesting because especially when you go back to Egyptian times, not a hor- I can't get my word out.
Horocliff, sorry, yes.
It's just how they picked the storytelling of these star beings.
And it's weird, I think I read somewhere, I want to say the longitude and the altitude of the pyramids is the exact, if you were to put it in numbers, the exact that you'd have to-
Yeah, so there's more mathematical equations that we obviously don't know because we're-
But yeah, it's all there, they're along with the stars, roads and this and that.
And the speed of sound and stuff like that, there's too many things that match up that would point to their new more than we think they would have known at that time.
Yeah, because there's even a device that was dug up, I don't know how long ago it was, but they just, at modern day societies, just haven't got a clue what it is.
They're saying it could be a device used as a map for calculations, to measure distances, it looks like, as you can see the cogs inside, well, similar to cogs, but a mechanical system that was moving.
And they just literally don't know what it was, what it was used for, they just know that's a form of technology and it literally is.
You can see it's a lot of gears and stuff, but they just don't know how it was made, how it was used or anything.
So there's definitely stuff that we've, what we know as inventions, you know, combustion engines or computer technology, there's stuff that we know and how things work, but things would have been seen completely different.
It's our concept of how things should move and should work, as you just said, combustion, to go. That doesn't necessarily mean what we're talking about, that was their version of that's how you go.
Yeah, as I say, even with the theory of the harmonising your voice to be able to move these objects, so essentially, if you were just looking from afar, it's telekinesis, and maybe that was something that they had back then as well.
It's interesting, it'd be interesting what comes from this, if anything does, I should say. But going forward, it seems like it's definitely getting pushed into the right direction.
Yeah, they're trying to make it a lot more public now, aren't they?
How cool would it be to see a UFO?
Yeah, I think as a child I've seen several, but it was probably just planes or helicopters and that.
You know those ones where you're like, as you said, where it could have been, but you're not like that one where you know.
Yeah, again, because apparently Logan Paul's got the footage of it, hasn't it?
I wanted to bring this up, yeah, but you...
Yeah, so from the interview that, well, I've seen Logan's little rant, well, not so much his.
And he said he was bringing it out at the right time.
Yeah, so the person that Logan actually spoke to to find out this chap in the middle of nowhere had the footage, he was on Joe Rogan as well.
And he says, you know, I'll try and keep it as short and accurate as I remember it off, but basically he'd been in touch with this person who's got the actual footage for years and years beforehand, and then he was just out of the blue.
I think, sorry Jack, it's supposed to be the best footage. So like this was supposed to be defined that aliens do exist, UFOs are a thing.
Yeah, it's just supposed to be like the best footage ever caught.
So that's why obviously Logan Paul went looking for it.
Yeah, so he had the call off the chap in the trad and he was like, well, I've got this video, come and look at it then.
So he's gone, had a look, and the way he described it was that it was a video of these two lads, two brothers he believes, just driving along around near Area 51 I think it was, and there's like a post box or something, they're having pictures next to it and they're doing a general tourist talker thing.
And then as the video starts up again, they're inside the car, and it's like they're trying to get underneath the seats, they're scrambling, they're hiding, and you can see this light shining inside the car, but it's like it's inside, not just outside, it's as if the car's turned into glass and all of it, so it's illuminated.
And he said essentially it was like a ball just spinning the light inside of the car, so as if they were scanning inside of this car.
And one of them's turned around and gone, I've got to go, I'm running, so he's ran out.
And as he's just stopped and stood there then, apparently this, I believe he said it was a disc, and it wasn't just one solid colour, it was almost like a glowy fluorescent light just shining all the way around.
And so that's what, I don't know what happens after, maybe the video just cuts, but that's what this chap had seen. He spoke to Logan Paul, told him about it, and then, so that original chap actually, sorry, he'd offered I think 10 grand to follow that photo to chop him as well, but the man in the trailer's like no, I'm not showing it, I'm not giving it away to anyone.
He didn't offer something like up to 100 grand for it. Well yes, Logan Paul did the same, he says look I've got 100 grand cash, I'm going to write it down, let me buy you.
And so the chap still says no, not suddenly, no one's having this video. So he's turned around and says well, I'm here, at least let me see.
He had a body cam of some sort, maybe it's like the old spy pen. It was a full-on cam wasn't it, so it was embedded in the button, so it looked like a button on his shell.
And so he's watched it about three or four times, and he's got different angles, so it's not just a dead-on, he's got different angles so you can see over and over. And yeah, it's just not, again, Logan's not going to release it.
But then, I don't understand why Logan Paul did that, why? Yeah, why would you record it? And then not, and then hold everyone else, tell everyone you've got it and hold it to answer.
Yeah, I've done. Were you basically doing what that geezer was doing when I was showing it?
I mean, I don't know, again, is that in their heads then that this is so undeniably real and scary that we don't want these people, we don't want the general public to see what's going on?
Yeah, but not necessarily a backlash, it just could be that scary that it will blow everyone's minds. But I don't know, we'll see, I'm sure over the next few months, definitely anyway, we'll see more video evidence from other people and what else is going to come from this whistleblower.
Be interested. I would like acknowledgement in our lifetime that there is other beings, that's always, because when you think of the universe, it's so vast.
The vastness of space, there has to be something, again, there was something I saw the other day where they believe that there's more proforms, more quenism, lower forms in Uranus and Neptune, because of their oceans and with the core temperature being so hot, it's cold, whatever levels.
There's a certain good space where there's going to be some form of low form algae or whatever. So there's got to be some level, it's just how intelligent it is. But I mean, we're, as a civilization, not the best of people really, so there's got to be other forms that have gone higher.
But yeah, we'll definitely see, won't we? Yeah, got to be interesting.
Yeah, it'd be interesting, definitely interesting, and really intriguing just to have that knowledge that, you know, I suppose that would change.
Yeah. Right. So moving on from the extraterrestrial, we'll go on to the paranormal now. So obviously, a few weeks ago, we had a paranormal episode where I shared my experiences, you had one, but we remembered that the week after.
I actually had another experience on a job the other day. So on his job, I've fitted a new kitchen, done all the floor and everything. But while I was in the house on my own, there was a few knocks and bumps here and there.
But because it's a terraced house, so there's a house either side, you just automatically assume it's the neighbors doing something, moving furniture or whatever. And is it just like your regular terraced house?
Yeah, so it's an older, older fashioned house, more of a Victorian style house. They are old houses to be fair, over in Worcester. And yeah, so I'm not paying attention. There was the odd few light flicker as well.
But I knew that these lights weren't in the best condition because I'd already tapped the one bulb and it came back on its own. So with that going on and off, you just assume, yeah, not necessarily dodgy one, but a dodgy bulb on its way.
But then as I progressed through the job, so I'd put a new log fitting above the dining table. But because I didn't have the dining table there, I tied up the hanging log shades. So it's one of those ones where it's a strip and it's got the three cables with the big lamp shade.
So I'd pull them up and whacked a load of tape around them, just so I'm not going to hit my head as I'm walking in and out. And about an hour after I'd done it, the one light dropped back down.
So this tape, you know, it's never the best of tapes, it's just electrical tape, but I'd wrapped it around a good three times.
And it's never happened before?
No. So, I mean, if I'd wrapped it just once and barely caught it on its own, it might have done, but I'd wrapped it a good three times.
And yet, so that struck. The other two were fine. Maybe, in my head, I'm thinking, maybe I just didn't wrap it.
Yeah, it's just one of those things, yeah.
Maybe I just need one little wrap, no problem. So then, when I was there, I'd left it for the whole weekend, went back the following week and done some other stuff.
So again, I was there on my own and this house is going to sell her as well. So something had fallen over in the cellar, which, not only being lying there once, just to turn the power off.
That was a nightmare because she didn't know the alarm code. So that was sounding like I had to mess around with all that.
Anyway, yeah, so I'd only been down there once and there wasn't much down there, just a load of cobwebs and a couple of boxes and stuff.
So I heard something fall over, but because I didn't pay attention when I'd first been down there, I don't know what had fallen over that.
And what was you like then? Was you scared or was it just hard?
Well, if I didn't have the door leading down to the cellar open, I would have assumed it was one of the neighbours again.
But yeah, I was like, I don't know.
Again, because I wasn't sure if it was something that maybe, because there was stuff on the stairs, as you go down, maybe it was something like that.
But there was nothing at the bottom of the stairs. So I just thought, all right, I don't know what it was.
It is what it is. So then as I was just talking to the customer again then, one of the other load fittings fell down.
So it had a good four days taped up and not moved at all.
And obviously she'd already been upstairs over the weekend and everything, obviously up to bed and whatever.
So it's not like there was someone upstairs at the time jumping up and down to try and dislodge the tape.
It just dropped while we were talking.
And did she say hello to the house?
No. So why ask the question then? I said, have you had any activity, anything you've noticed is a bit strange.
She's a complete non-believer. So she just says no, nothing's happened.
So I think she's been in denial all these years that the house is haunted.
Because as I said, there was no reason for this one particular load fitting to drop down when it's been a good three, four days of toyed up with this tape all weekend.
And then it just happens to be while I'm there again. There's just no need.
So yeah, I think I'm just attracting some of these things now.
That reminds me of another time actually. I was working in one of those Freemasons buildings in Birmingham Town Centre.
So the Masons, they're like a secret society. I know it's not that secret.
And I had one of the young lads, Jordan, working with me at the time.
And he was scared of the dark as he was anyway.
But I was wondering what we was doing next. We had our head torches on and we were rooting one of the cables and stuff.
And because he was scared, I was like, yeah, but you know what it is though, any way, if there's a ghost boy, they're draining the batteries, don't they?
You know, your phone will die, your head torch will die.
As soon as I said that, both our head torches just died. And they were brand new as well.
Brand new pack of batteries and everything. And both of them just died.
Oh God, he ran out of there like a little girl. He did. I was laughing there.
So look, my phone was all right. I've got the torch on my phone.
Oh God, he didn't want to go back down afterwards.
Yeah, that just popped in my head.
Going back to your first story, did they say when you remodel or didn't work at a house that it brings the activity up more?
It can disturb and revitalise any...
I wonder why though?
I don't know. I mean, the kitchen, that was about 35, 40 years old.
That's an old kitchen.
Yeah. She's a customer at Leaked in the House for I think about 15 years.
So it's the first major thing she's ever done to it anyway.
The style of the house as well. It would have been one of those that had the old house-house toilets originally.
So over the years they've had them knocked through and extended a little bit.
So yeah, it could be something like that just because I'm there making more mess and changing something that someone has already had done that wasn't too keen on it.
Yeah, it's just a strange experience.
I suppose obviously because we've talked about it on the podcast before, it's probably a side on your mind a bit more.
Yeah, I thought I'd have to bring it up.
But if there's anyone, I know we did say it before, but if you've got any experiences or anything yourself, paranormal or extraterrestrial, just roll it in, let us know.
I haven't actually checked the emails this week because it's been a long week.
So I apologise if someone has emails. I'll get to it on the next episode.
Still our boy Daniel, isn't he?
Yeah, yeah. Danny J.
He's a blue-cray.
So moving on from any of these stuff now.
Oh look, I've got from that. Remember like an Eddie G movie where he picks him all up on the FM light and he's just like...
Eddie G's now just like...
Oh god. Again, if you want to send an email, don't be shocked. We're here for your questions.
So I've heard of this the other day. Have you heard of vaping?
What?
Vaping.
No.
So I didn't have a clue. I'd never heard about this before or anything.
So I assume it's about V-A-V-B-I-N-G.
And I thought is this some new form of vaping or something? Is it like a contest for it or whatever?
Nothing to do with vaping.
So you know that there are pheromones that have the scent and detail. We attract each other with natural scents and stuff.
So apparently there's a newish trend of women that are doing something similar.
But basically they're getting a bit of their lady juices and rubbing them on their necks and whatnot instead of using perfume.
They're using their natural scents.
But the neck will look like a grazed donut, mate.
Well, it depends on what kind of lady they are really, innit?
So I've been with a lot of ladies in my whole time and there's a fair few that I would definitely not want to be smelling that walking around.
You know, I'm not saying that I always smell the freshest, but there's a few fucking crab sticks that will be walking around definitely.
We all ought to go to the seaside, but I wouldn't want to be leaving the next sort of fish and chips shop if you get me drifted.
It's just, I can't, I'm like, why?
Honestly, I don't know why.
It's like, you know, these things, you think it, that's one thing, and you do it, it's a whole other thing.
So they put it out there that you do it.
Yeah, I don't know.
All I can imagine really is that some lady's been with a chap and he's picked it up saying that it smells like roses.
You should turn it into a perfume or something.
That she's, you know, had a little bit of a rub and then dabbed it on her neck and stuff.
And then as she's with the friends, they're all like, what's that smell?
And then she's convinced them to do the same.
And it's just become a bit of a trend now.
Yeah, it's, I mean, it's the road.
Yeah, it's a bit of a strange one.
Could you, I mean, we don't have to put up with it now, but could you imagine if you're sitting on a bus, it's a hot dialogue it is to dab.
They never smell the best in general, but you just smell in that extra bit of a fucking whiff.
God. Imagine that, like, they're just walking around.
There's always just that around them and that as well, thinking that they're going to have a snack.
You know, obviously not all ladies have got a nasty twang to them, but again, if it's fermenting on the necks and stuff, there's a lot of pride with that.
Oh, God. I hope I don't have to.
I just don't understand why.
Yeah, I really don't know.
Like, if you keep it in house, it could get in terms of like that's what you and your partner like and that's what they kind of get off.
But then it's quite public and how, you know.
Yeah, I don't know why they do it, but I do see these stupid adverts of it's a male cologne and it's pheromones.
Remember the old links advert?
Yeah, the click ad.
Yeah, and it's spraying salt and then as he turned around, there was like hordes of women chasing after you.
So that's what these pheromones have got. It's a lot basically.
He's, you know, spraying on himself and then every woman just looks at him and they're all attracted.
Did you have one when I was in the clinic?
I did, yeah.
Yeah, I think you have to get like boy three or something to get in the phone.
Never used to come in every pack.
No, I don't know if it was like a special pack or something, was it?
Similar to what they had at Gritmus.
Was he a fanatic in that advert too?
I'm sure he was.
Yeah, I think he was.
And he'd like when a girl would look at him as he wore a plastic flicking shirt.
Yeah.
I think that was before, well we was in school wasn't we, I believe, around that time.
So that was before I was...
I think it was about 2001 or 2000, I don't know what that might have been.
Yeah, so that was while we was in our nerd school days, you know, before we started getting with the ladies.
But yeah, so I thought that was just a strange one that I'd bring up to, yeah.
And what's that called?
Vabing, V, I'm assuming it's spelled this way anyway, V-A-B-B-I-N-G.
I mean I'm definitely not going to ask my old man to start doing it.
No, I'm just saying because I'm not saying it in a bad way.
If it does work and it starts attracting men, then we can't have anyone trying to link up, can we?
But speaking of boss shoes anyway, so obviously I'm more burly every day and I'm more of a pork in the dog.
So, I think it was Tuesday, so I didn't have to leave out early, well I'm still up around 4 o'clock anyway.
So, taking the dog on a walk and then as we're coming back around, there's this old lady who lives over the road.
And you know when you've got those houses where they've got their own garden and there's a bit of grass next to the house and then there's the paper.
So that grass isn't theirs actually, but this lady, bare-bladed, she always looks after it, cuts it and there's a load of little fancy plants and stuff.
But as I was getting back around to the house, it's a bare morning, it's half-ourde in the morning, roughly at this point.
She's already outside just trimming these bushes and that, but is that what it gets to really?
When you're retiring, you're at that age, you've got nothing else to do, half-ourde your gardening in the morning.
I appreciate she wasn't using the lawnmower and that, but half-ourde just outside, trimming the bush.
It's one of them.
You know, a green bush, it's nothing else, I'm not going back to them smiles again.
Just smell the grass, no fish.
It's one of them, because I know all of us wake up and get it done.
So if she just, I don't know, got up, couldn't sleep, just wanted to get it done.
Oh no, she's always up early. She's one of these ladies that takes the car off the drawing and parks it on the road.
Because obviously I've got the hospital round the corner and you do sometimes have the doctors or other staff just parking up.
She's in the little cordy sack bit round the corner so she puts it on the road to stop one less person from parking on the road.
Where they've been told to because, you know, it's...
The pay rotor.
So yeah, she's one of those, I do see her early every morning.
Never says hello to her, mate. No matter the time we walk past her, morning or hello and that, no, miserable.
Too busy, man.
I think it's just one of those personalities where everyone younger is antisocial and I don't want to speak to them, they're going to have attitude.
Plus she's probably seen the dog pissing up one of her little plants or something so she doesn't know what, mate.
But yeah, it's...
Not that it's strange but I just thought it was a bit...
Yeah, it's a bit early. Just younger upset than I am, so I need to be kind and cozy.
But there wasn't no set you after, was there?
There wasn't no lawn mower but it's, you know, just strange.
You'd think... I'd love to think it was me rather.
That I'd do something similar to what I do now. Get up, have a cup of tea, you know, chill for half an hour or so.
And then, you know, walk the dog and that.
I'd love to think I'd be doing something like that instead of literally the crack of dawn as soon as there's the sun loads.
Getting straight out and hovering around.
You know, it goes a bit early, not because it is. I don't want to be looking at that as a...
Well, I don't like gardening so I don't know what I'm even trying to think about it.
I can't be out in the sun too long, can I?
It's a ginger thing.
Yeah, so going from that now then.
I've got some of our new feature, our fest holes.
Yes.
We've got to make a whole episode of these.
To be fair, there is this thousands on there so we could do a whole episode.
To be fair, if someone would have told about that fabbin on one of these, I would have said that intro.
You know what, I'm surprised I haven't seen it on here actually.
I mean, I've not spent all week on it anyway.
I've only just the odd bit here and there that I've seen it.
So this first one...
Well, so, during military training in 2000, I walked into my friend's room to see five guys sitting on chairs
and masturbating to porn on the single TV.
They had loo roll tubes taped to their faces, a lot of binoculars, as making eye contact would be gay or left very quiet.
No, I can see that happening up until the toilet roll is binoculars.
To be fair, I can see that though as well.
Because then, boy watching the same room go one after another.
No, so it's not...
Yeah, I don't want to do it together.
So it's gay anyway?
Well, it's just...
Because you can just turn on this and still look, you can still turn your head.
Yeah, so what they're trying to do is, the way horses have the blinkers, they block the peripheral vision.
That's what they're trying to do.
Yeah, but someone could just...
Yeah, and you're still going to be hearing each other.
And also, I had these guys walking, one with the door locked or anything.
It was probably the communal room, wasn't it?
But then, someone's going to see...
Yeah, it wouldn't have just been that one person.
I'm going to go with that one's fine.
That one's got to be fine.
Just because you wouldn't leave the door unlocked, you would go one after another.
Or, stop the vision, not just put them so you can still turn your head.
Yeah, but...
I get it because it's army, if you take away the army... Did he say it was army?
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
If you take away the army from it, you'd think it's bullshit.
But because it's army, there's a recent manifestation to it.
Yeah, that's why I think it's real.
But the extent of it...
I mean, it's a lot of detail, isn't it?
No, I do think it's real.
There's all the acts, the rote of passage and everything that they made these.
Not so much these days, because it's all bloody politically correct.
You do see a lot of videos of girls in army barracks, and they're all watching.
Which I get.
But it's just the...
It's just the...
The toilet roll thing.
If he didn't say the toilet roll thing, that makes it a lot.
Because when I've seen all these videos, I've never seen one...
They're all like, wee.
I don't know, I mean, it's not something that we've done either.
But we've done.
I mean, we all had the toilet roll tubes and pretended they were binoculars or a telescope.
Yeah, but we never held the two together.
No, what I was getting at is that we never, on a sleepover, we never whacked on some porn.
And both Lorde watched it and had a wake near of each other.
But what I'm saying, look, if you...
If take away that, I'd say it's true and the door probably would be on the cushion thing.
But then that just makes...
I don't understand who said, let's all put this porn on.
We can't see it, it's going to be gay, but you can still turn the red light.
So you want to go truth on that?
I do, yeah, because in the year 2000 as well.
So it's harder to get your hands on internet porn.
But still go after another.
I know the good.
It's the toilet...
They're in train, times of the essence.
They're going to just bang it out.
So how are you going to find? How many people was there?
Four of these.
So that's ten toilet rolls.
Empty toilet rolls.
No, mate.
So the toilet roll makes that a lot for me.
But you're going to go with true on that one?
Yeah, because I think that if there was a bit more detail as well.
So yeah, it's this, sitting on chairs.
I'd like to know how close the chairs are.
In 2000, there was just, you know, TVs weren't that big.
I would assume that's big in a communal block.
Yeah, yeah, so it would have just been...
Like someone in the dorm in an army barracks or whatever.
Yeah, well back then it was probably just like a 20 inch TV in the communal block.
So you would assume that would be quite close together as well.
Yeah, yeah.
And then how naked are they?
Are they still wearing their tops and they've just pulled the bottoms down and they're just dicks out?
I think that's... What would be worse?
Being completely naked or doing that?
Like just putting your shorts down and leaving your t-shirt on?
But I mean, to them they're not going to be embarrassed.
They're already there having a wank with each other.
I think one would be naked or two.
I think, yeah.
It depends on your style of choice.
Yeah.
If you want to un-belly all your t-shirts first.
But again, I wonder if they're having it as a posh wank.
If they have a condom, I'm rather wanking.
Because I wouldn't want to be cleaning up the mess afterwards.
Yeah, they have a toilet roll on their eyes.
They're not wearing condoms.
Yeah, maybe that's why they had the toilet roll juice because it just reeled it all off.
And I was trying to clean that mess and thought, is that mine? Is that theirs?
Yeah, big sir.
So you're going for it so I'm going for that one then.
As I said, I'm only going for it because of the toilet roll.
If they got the toilet roll, I'd say it's true.
Right.
So, another one.
I was at a safari park where you drive your cars through the enclosures.
When we were in the line enclosure, I really needed a piss.
I could not hold it in, so I jumped out of the car and pissed behind the tree.
Now I'm calling bullshit straight away on that.
Because it's bad enough when you're just driving through the monkey enclosures.
They're on the car and that.
Monkey on the car.
They're ripping off the window wipers and all that.
So what you think you can get at when there's lions around,
that just because they've lived in a cage the whole life,
and they're used to eating raw chicken that's just chucked to them and that,
what would you think that it's okay to get out and get your little fucking dick out and piss behind a tree as well?
Something that they would have already marked up.
They've got their sense around.
You start throwing a new sense in there,
they're going to be coming straight over and over and over what you're doing, dickhead.
That's the law.
It's just the law.
I should have took notice of some of the comments.
I didn't look at any of those, to be honest.
Yeah, whoever confesses to that one, you're chat shit.
What are you lying for?
What are you lying?
So another one.
Went on a first date with a girl who told me she had an addiction to drinking vinegar,
followed a bottle, there was no second date.
No, I think that's probably true, mate.
Yeah, so I believe that.
This was more of one of where I thought we could have another discussion afterwards,
but what would your thoughts be of that?
So my partner literally would do that.
What's that thing you eat?
Cockles.
And she drinks the...
And she looks at me while she's doing it as well.
Again, that's a weird thing that I can see happening as well easily.
Maybe that's what they're going to do.
Yeah, my wife did the same with Gravy.
And she's not Northern?
No, no. She's Ginger, but not Northern, no.
We've been out for a meal, a family meal, and she's ordered two extra little Gravy parts
and essentially just drank straight out of them.
She hasn't physically picked up the little Gravy jug and drank it,
but it's on the plate and she's almost as if it was all soup, just spooning it up,
shoving it in her mouth.
It's just Gravy. When it's on its own after everything else, I'd stutter to the point,
saying that my little sister used to do it as well, actually.
She would physically make a jug of Gravy and just drink it as if it was a cup of coffee or something.
But wouldn't you just get one of those...
The Bovrolls.
Bovrolls, yeah.
Yeah, Bovrolls are the best.
Yeah, I don't know why you just wouldn't do that.
It's a different taste, to be fair, though, isn't it?
Depending on what Gravy you have.
So you've got nothing strange that you would do anything all that with.
You love your mayonnaise, don't you?
Yeah, I do probably put a bit too much mayonnaise and stuff.
Remember the mayonnaise, Tom's obsessed, yeah.
He wants some chips with the mayonnaise.
But not in terms of...
No, I would say nothing that comes...
Nothing where I want to drink vinegar or whatever.
Nothing weird.
You know, like when you drink them.
I just imagine getting the plait.
Yeah, that's the thing.
It's always going to be a plait.
I think you're never going to have a bowl of chicken and Gravy or something.
It's always going to be on a plait, isn't it?
You know, I think one of my brothers used to do that, drink the Gravy from the Sunday dinner.
Nah.
More plaits, can't I?
I'll set the end of it.
I've got residue of mash and Gravy and little bits and bobs.
I'll just let the dog have a quick lick of it and then rinse in the dishwasher.
It should be fair, my plait's always empty.
No, I'll eat all the food, but I'm not going to lather on the Gravy and that.
It's going to be a bit messy.
But again, the Wad does that.
You'll literally run a thong along the plaits.
Lickety, like it's bloody...
You know, your child's got a bit of dirt on the face.
And then a lot of vodka on the face.
She does that with the plaits.
That one's 100% true.
It's definitely true.
100% true.
Hopefully this person's found true love now since the vinegar layer.
And then we've got another one.
Her confession, my amazement.
Being with my girlfriend for nearly five years, lived together for free,
never heard or even known when she has taken a shit ever.
Not once.
Not even when we've been in a hotel room.
Her dedication to me not knowing.
I think that person is just oblivious.
So, I couldn't go through, if I was her, I couldn't go through that much effort.
Just to hold the fart.
Let alone go to the toilet and that.
Or the fart and shit, that's stinky.
You wouldn't go, would you?
No, because if you...
Sometimes you just have to do it.
Yeah, if it stinks and that, that's more reason to be like,
I'm going to have a fucking shit night.
That's a lot, yeah.
You just have a shower and just have one then.
I think he's just that oblivious that he doesn't realise what's going on.
He's probably always on his phone.
Or he's a lie.
I think it's a lie, mate.
She's definitely moved near him, or rather been together.
Because if you're in a hotel, how long are you in the hotel for?
Even if it's just a long weekend, a three day weekend, she's not been for a shit.
Or she's waited for him to go and...
I'll do the shit for you, that's a fucking lie.
I know you've done it when you're in concert, but you've not done it on purpose.
Yeah, you would have wanted to make yourself that way.
No.
Last one, eh?
This one resonated to me because hopefully it reminds you of a story.
I'll read it out and you should remember where I'm going through this.
So, a drunk bloke at Liverpool Street station was struggling to find his train.
I asked him, where are you going?
He mumbled, where?
Clearly he was so drunk, so I helped him to get help.
As we pulled away, I realised where in hearts was a later stop.
It was the last train.
So this person had seen this drunk man,
stumbling around, can't find his train.
Obviously there's a bit of a language barrier,
because as we touched on before, you can go 20 minutes and there's different accents.
So he's asking where, W-H, are you going?
And this drunk bloke wants to go to where, W-A-R.
So he's helped him off the train,
no, no, you need to go to security or whatever.
And then he missed the last train, poor sod.
Are you on about Manchester?
Yes.
So, I don't even know when it was now, a good 10 yards ago roughly.
Yeah, I'll tell you about 2007, 2008.
Yeah, so...
2008.
Well, if we're going to tell you, might as well tell the whole story really.
So we went to Manchester to watch Kanye West.
It was about 2008, yeah.
So we went to Birmingham, town centre, got the train.
Just the four of us, wasn't it?
Yeah.
And then as we got off the train, torrential rain,
we were stumbling around, and then one person with us had left their bag on the train.
Yeah, and this is back in the day where you had to wear shoes to go out, like, clubs.
You had to wear shoes, otherwise you were just a no-go.
I had them times.
I know.
I fucking had them.
Us two, we carried on, followed around a bit.
While the others went to try and find the bag left on the train.
Back to the train station.
Obviously gone.
So we carried on from there then, eventually met back up.
No shoes, no go.
So we carried on.
Trolled, finding a friend that we were going to stay at.
That was all of the saga.
We were all drenched.
I remember going to the shop and getting some socks.
So then we'd gone to the concert.
That was all our concert in general.
Yeah.
It was a good enough night in that sense.
And then we trod to getting to the clubs afterwards.
But because there was no shoes for one person, couldn't happen.
So we ended up just going straight to the train station.
Didn't even go back to the other person's house to sleep the rest of the night.
We just went to the train station.
And I remember us sitting there.
And it was just the drunk bloke that had come over and just started talking to us all.
Absolutely rubbish, wasn't it?
He was mumbling, trying to ask us questions.
And then it was security that came over them, wasn't it?
Yeah, moved him out.
I think his name was John or something, wasn't it?
Come on, John.
Whatever I've done.
I just remember him going like this.
Whatever I've done.
But I hindsight, why didn't we just buck out?
Because we were meant to be staying at a club.
Yeah, but after that, rather than staying at the train station,
because we realised at some point, the last train, we missed the last train.
So we'd have to wait until next morning to go home.
I think the idea was we just wanted to just get back home.
Yeah, because the early train, I think it was like six o'clock, weren't you?
Yeah, it was around that.
So it was just like, let's get back to the train.
We wouldn't do that now, would we?
No, no chance.
We've done the notes are stupid and all, sort of that.
I don't know why we, yeah.
When you look back at it, you just change logistically.
Just be prepared.
It was even like when we went to Liverpool,
there was only like, we only had like two rooms between six buses or something.
And then it was like, yeah, we were all just sleeping in the same rooms.
And then obviously there's security on the door and they're like, no,
you haven't got a room booked in yet, so you ain't coming in.
So we ended up just going up, getting our bags and just going down
and sleeping in the vehicles again.
I don't know why we did stupid stuff.
I don't miss them days.
No, no.
The times are the last, but yeah, messing around like that,
I do not miss them.
Right, so after that, a little trip down memory lane.
Yeah.
I think we'll call that a part now then.
Yeah, definitely.
We've covered a lot of aspects.
Yeah.
Some more disgusting than others.
I know.
I think I'll put in a bit of thought about what we would do on an alien invasion.
Maybe we could do that as a special in a couple of weeks.
Look, how we did with the zombie attacks.
So yeah, I know I've already said it,
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