1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 And yeah, we've had another event for a week. It's been a bit extra stressful this week, haven't we? 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Yeah, active. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Yeah, so I'll let you start off with your little piece. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Yeah, so an interview came out with David Grosch who's a former Air Force officer, a former intelligence officer and a GSBATical intelligence agency officer. 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I reckon they're just making words up. 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Yeah, I mean there's always an officer, with Americans, a lie intelligence officer, because you're smart. 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:58,000 But yeah, so this is the interview that he did and this is what he had to say. 9 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:17,000 We're definitely not alone. Absolutely the data points empirically that we're not alone. 10 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Do we have bodies? Do we have species? Well, naturally, when you recover something that's either landed or crashed, sometimes you encounter dead pilots. And believe it or not, as fantastic as that sounds, it's true. 11 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:51,000 So yeah, that was David Grosch saying that we're not alone and, you know, sometimes you encounter dead pilots from aircraft that are not human made. 12 00:01:51,000 --> 00:02:08,000 So I've listened to it and also he did confess that he himself has not a directness to seeing any aircraft himself or even touching one or anything like that. 13 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:15,000 It's just he's found the documents and spoke to the people that's provided photographs and so on. That's how he's came to know. 14 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:24,000 And obviously, from far into it. Yeah, so it is an interview that I've flagged to myself and I've been meaning to listen to. 15 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:32,000 So he says that he's not physically seen anything, it's just from everyone else that he's spoken to and the evidence that he's seen. 16 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Right. So but the one thing and it's just the one thing. So anything mysterious we love. Yeah. And aliens are getting it. 17 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:56,000 And I want to believe this. I really do. But it's when he says about the pilots from spacecraft either landed or crashed. 18 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Now, if and this will go on to further when I talk about. Yeah. 19 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I don't know. Because even in aircraft crash, why wouldn't it be in an area where there's loads of witnesses and how would you do? 20 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Why would this do? It's going to crash. Why would it be in the middle of nowhere? 21 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Well, going off of when pilots for the planes having malfunctions or whatever, they always try to aim for the ocean or areas where they're not fast populated to minimize any damage and fatalities. 22 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:45,000 So there could be that kind of bit of a thought process going in there. Yeah. Or whatever they do have. Yeah. 23 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:51,000 That's their intelligence in there. Also, we said landed. So why would this land? 24 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I don't know. Where have I? Where have I? You know, these people know where they've landed. Yeah. 25 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Well, you know, I've been seeing a lot of these UFO videos, not just lately, but for a while now. And there is a fair few. 26 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,000 I think there was some in Vegas recently where there was a look like a star constellation. 27 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:16,000 There was that many lights from these crafts in the air. And it wasn't just one person that's recorded. 28 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,000 There were several of them at the same time. And you could see all the different camera points of views. 29 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:30,000 And yes, I don't feel that they're always going to try and hold and crash or land in different nonpopulated areas. 30 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:42,000 It's just that everyone's got a camera in the pocket. So it's going to be I think people all these know got to start coming out because they can't hold it for too much longer. 31 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 It's going to be too easy for everyone to figure everything out. Yeah. 32 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Well, you are right. And he did come out and say that they've got a few of these spacecraft. And in terms of coming out, obviously, there's a woman called Leslie King. 33 00:04:53,000 --> 00:05:05,000 And she's the one I don't remember a few years back, the Pentagon released all these UFO videos that they've kept secret for a while and become really popular. 34 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Yes. The Tic Tac one, I think is the most famous one. And she helps obviously bring that to the forefront. 35 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Yeah. And obviously she's helping him bring this out to the floor for a long time. 36 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:23,000 You know, bring it mainstream. So yeah, I do think a lot more people will come out. 37 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:34,000 How how how if you imagine you spacecraft landed, what the fuck would you do? 38 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Well, it's panic stations throughout the way really, isn't it? You know, if they literally did just land in the garden, you scared them first. 39 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Yeah. You don't know what's happening. But you've just got to look. You've been through it. 40 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:57,000 You just say, you know, did they need help or something? They look like they're injured or are you just going to get out of your house and run? 41 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:04,000 But that's that's quite an interesting one because I've actually got a little bit of footage myself. 42 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:13,000 So I think this was in Las Vegas and it actually shows that we can hear the normal on call of this video. 43 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 So I'll just play this. 44 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Officer's body cam catches this something flashing low in the sky. What emergency minutes later, there's like an equal person decided and another one decided to have big eyes. 45 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Someone calls 911 reporting two large figures in their backyard. 46 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:46,000 The eight news now investigators obtaining another officer's video as he sent to the Northwest Valley home. 47 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 So I'll give you the gist of it. 48 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,000 There's the normal uncle with the lads. 49 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:59,000 He's rangled. There's been something that's crashed in his backyard or all the backyards. 50 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:10,000 And as he's run out, he can see these two two figures, eight, nine or ten foot tall. 51 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,000 And he carries on. He describes them. 52 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:20,000 You know, they're quite stocky. They've got big eyes and he can see the noses as well. 53 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:34,000 And they were just staring at him and you can see from another police officer's body cam footage of blue lights just falling from the sky in that direction. 54 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:47,000 So the police officer that actually responds to the normal uncle, he pulls up and straight away he's saying, look, you know, if it wasn't for one of my officers seeing this light from down in this general direction, 55 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I wouldn't be entertaining this because we get, you know, all the time. 56 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:57,000 And so he's run through and he's asked the neighbors, did you say anything? 57 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Yeah, the log just come down, heard a big bang. And yeah, that's all we know. 58 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:09,000 But there's no whatever crashed or landed had gone within minutes. 59 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:16,000 So essentially these themes come out and a little bit of a look around for a couple of minutes and then they've tabled off. 60 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Essentially, while the phone calls have been made, there is footage as he's gone into his garden, 61 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:30,000 but because he's got family members in front of him and it's just like a free foot gate that he's trying to look through, 62 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:36,000 it's more towards the outside of his garden and the back of his back garden. 63 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:46,000 And you can just about make out what seems like a head with big eyes, but it's dark and it's a bit blurry and it's zoomed out. 64 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:57,000 So it's the evidence is there really, whether it's actually ideal love ones or zoom phone date. 65 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:02,000 But, you know, it's quite a strange one, really. 66 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,000 It's a shame that he didn't get a good picture of it. 67 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:11,000 But he's done videos since as well saying, look, I'm not here for fame or anything. This has actually happened. 68 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I'm not trying to get money or whatever. And he recalls his offense. He was just chilling in the house and whatever. 69 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:25,000 And then his brother shouts to him. So he grabs his tools, goes out and says, well, crap, these are out. What do we do? 70 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:32,000 So, yeah, it's going to be interesting to see what happens. I'll be about to get invaded. 71 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:41,000 We are going to release all evidence of what has been and what's going to come or is it just the odd one that keeps popping here and there? 72 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Because this year has been quite active. We met, well, me and you spoke just quickly before off the pod. 73 00:09:50,000 --> 00:10:02,000 And I remember earlier in the year, I think the shutdown, I suppose, UFO or UAP, whatever they want to call them that, over Canada and Alaska. 74 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:14,000 So this year, I mean, I think next year or so. And then obviously the release of things last year in terms of the videos from the Pentagon, I think it was all 2021 maybe. 75 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:24,000 But anyway, it just seems that the movements it's come in as where it's always been quite reserved and quite frowned upon and joked upon that. 76 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,000 You know, it's getting pushed forward more than it normally would do. 77 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Yeah. I mean, again, there's other potential theories out there. 78 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:40,000 There was a bit of a section on one of the Joe Rogan podcasts that I was watching the other week. 79 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:53,000 And the gentleman that he was interviewing, he's been in contact with a person that's been developing or redeveloping old and lost technologies. 80 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:59,000 So it touched on how the pyramids were made. 81 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:07,000 And one of those theories is that it was how they moved the rocks, the stones, I think was through a sand wave. 82 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:18,000 So we've made horoglyphics, there's pictures of a group of people standing around the rocks and the stones floating. 83 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:27,000 So the theory is that essentially, you know, when you've seen these videos of a person's got a glass in front of them and they hit a holly note and the glass will shatter. 84 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:38,000 So they're somehow resonating the vocal cords to be able to lift these stones and everything and put them into place. 85 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,000 So that's one potential. That's probably not a technology. 86 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:56,000 But there was also the test of technologies and then just other ones that the Egyptians and all the ones with the pyramids and that potentially been lost. 87 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:01,000 So this person's been reinventing them or re-figuring them out. 88 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,000 It's not that they haven't already figured it out. 89 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:14,000 It took 10 years or so to be able to get the patterns for them because obviously everything's been copied, vaulted and registered and everything now. 90 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:22,000 So now that they've got all that in position, we're going to potentially start seeing these new technologies coming out. 91 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:27,000 So, you know, the flying cars and everything will come out. 92 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:39,000 So that was leading me to think if we had all these advanced civilizations hundreds of thousands of years ago, is it that they've explored gone so far out? 93 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Haven't found anything within their capability and they'd have come back or maybe every now and again do they just send someone back just to see what's going on? 94 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Where are we these days? 95 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:58,000 You can search through it's all on Google and others. 96 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Different images of the way the pharaohs had big hats on. 97 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 They have the iron looking heads. 98 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Yes, it's like a prolonged skull. 99 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:15,000 And there's ones that have been dug up. They're actually in museums over I believe in Mexico as well. 100 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:21,000 So is that like a former human? 101 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Like a hybrid? 102 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Well, is that what we were before? 103 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:37,000 Those civilizations whence, you know, did they know that the comets were about to come down and, you know, just destroy most of the planets? 104 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Did they leave and what was left behind gradually evolved into what we become then? 105 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:57,000 And it's strange as well because you think how many dinosaur bones and that have been found, but there's not as many other animals. 106 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:03,000 You know, they don't really find bones of giraffes or something just died around. 107 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:13,000 So it makes you think how we have our burial systems, so obviously we bury people or cremate them, bury our dogs and stuff. 108 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Did those ancient civilizations have the dinosaurs as pets and or, you know, animals that they used to help with their civilization? 109 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Did they have the ceremonies to bury them? 110 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Yeah, it's interesting because especially when you go back to Egyptian times, not a hor- I can't get my word out. 111 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Horocliff, sorry, yes. 112 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:48,000 It's just how they picked the storytelling of these star beings. 113 00:14:48,000 --> 00:15:04,000 And it's weird, I think I read somewhere, I want to say the longitude and the altitude of the pyramids is the exact, if you were to put it in numbers, the exact that you'd have to- 114 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Yeah, so there's more mathematical equations that we obviously don't know because we're- 115 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:15,000 But yeah, it's all there, they're along with the stars, roads and this and that. 116 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:26,000 And the speed of sound and stuff like that, there's too many things that match up that would point to their new more than we think they would have known at that time. 117 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Yeah, because there's even a device that was dug up, I don't know how long ago it was, but they just, at modern day societies, just haven't got a clue what it is. 118 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:52,000 They're saying it could be a device used as a map for calculations, to measure distances, it looks like, as you can see the cogs inside, well, similar to cogs, but a mechanical system that was moving. 119 00:15:52,000 --> 00:16:00,000 And they just literally don't know what it was, what it was used for, they just know that's a form of technology and it literally is. 120 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:06,000 You can see it's a lot of gears and stuff, but they just don't know how it was made, how it was used or anything. 121 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:22,000 So there's definitely stuff that we've, what we know as inventions, you know, combustion engines or computer technology, there's stuff that we know and how things work, but things would have been seen completely different. 122 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:35,000 It's our concept of how things should move and should work, as you just said, combustion, to go. That doesn't necessarily mean what we're talking about, that was their version of that's how you go. 123 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Yeah, as I say, even with the theory of the harmonising your voice to be able to move these objects, so essentially, if you were just looking from afar, it's telekinesis, and maybe that was something that they had back then as well. 124 00:16:48,000 --> 00:17:00,000 It's interesting, it'd be interesting what comes from this, if anything does, I should say. But going forward, it seems like it's definitely getting pushed into the right direction. 125 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Yeah, they're trying to make it a lot more public now, aren't they? 126 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,000 How cool would it be to see a UFO? 127 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Yeah, I think as a child I've seen several, but it was probably just planes or helicopters and that. 128 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:23,000 You know those ones where you're like, as you said, where it could have been, but you're not like that one where you know. 129 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Yeah, again, because apparently Logan Paul's got the footage of it, hasn't it? 130 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 I wanted to bring this up, yeah, but you... 131 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Yeah, so from the interview that, well, I've seen Logan's little rant, well, not so much his. 132 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000 And he said he was bringing it out at the right time. 133 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Yeah, so the person that Logan actually spoke to to find out this chap in the middle of nowhere had the footage, he was on Joe Rogan as well. 134 00:17:50,000 --> 00:18:04,000 And he says, you know, I'll try and keep it as short and accurate as I remember it off, but basically he'd been in touch with this person who's got the actual footage for years and years beforehand, and then he was just out of the blue. 135 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:15,000 I think, sorry Jack, it's supposed to be the best footage. So like this was supposed to be defined that aliens do exist, UFOs are a thing. 136 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Yeah, it's just supposed to be like the best footage ever caught. 137 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 So that's why obviously Logan Paul went looking for it. 138 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Yeah, so he had the call off the chap in the trad and he was like, well, I've got this video, come and look at it then. 139 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:48,000 So he's gone, had a look, and the way he described it was that it was a video of these two lads, two brothers he believes, just driving along around near Area 51 I think it was, and there's like a post box or something, they're having pictures next to it and they're doing a general tourist talker thing. 140 00:18:48,000 --> 00:19:09,000 And then as the video starts up again, they're inside the car, and it's like they're trying to get underneath the seats, they're scrambling, they're hiding, and you can see this light shining inside the car, but it's like it's inside, not just outside, it's as if the car's turned into glass and all of it, so it's illuminated. 141 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:20,000 And he said essentially it was like a ball just spinning the light inside of the car, so as if they were scanning inside of this car. 142 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:25,000 And one of them's turned around and gone, I've got to go, I'm running, so he's ran out. 143 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:41,000 And as he's just stopped and stood there then, apparently this, I believe he said it was a disc, and it wasn't just one solid colour, it was almost like a glowy fluorescent light just shining all the way around. 144 00:19:41,000 --> 00:20:02,000 And so that's what, I don't know what happens after, maybe the video just cuts, but that's what this chap had seen. He spoke to Logan Paul, told him about it, and then, so that original chap actually, sorry, he'd offered I think 10 grand to follow that photo to chop him as well, but the man in the trailer's like no, I'm not showing it, I'm not giving it away to anyone. 145 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:12,000 He didn't offer something like up to 100 grand for it. Well yes, Logan Paul did the same, he says look I've got 100 grand cash, I'm going to write it down, let me buy you. 146 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:21,000 And so the chap still says no, not suddenly, no one's having this video. So he's turned around and says well, I'm here, at least let me see. 147 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:33,000 He had a body cam of some sort, maybe it's like the old spy pen. It was a full-on cam wasn't it, so it was embedded in the button, so it looked like a button on his shell. 148 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:46,000 And so he's watched it about three or four times, and he's got different angles, so it's not just a dead-on, he's got different angles so you can see over and over. And yeah, it's just not, again, Logan's not going to release it. 149 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:56,000 But then, I don't understand why Logan Paul did that, why? Yeah, why would you record it? And then not, and then hold everyone else, tell everyone you've got it and hold it to answer. 150 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Yeah, I've done. Were you basically doing what that geezer was doing when I was showing it? 151 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:16,000 I mean, I don't know, again, is that in their heads then that this is so undeniably real and scary that we don't want these people, we don't want the general public to see what's going on? 152 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Yeah, but not necessarily a backlash, it just could be that scary that it will blow everyone's minds. But I don't know, we'll see, I'm sure over the next few months, definitely anyway, we'll see more video evidence from other people and what else is going to come from this whistleblower. 153 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Be interested. I would like acknowledgement in our lifetime that there is other beings, that's always, because when you think of the universe, it's so vast. 154 00:21:47,000 --> 00:22:11,000 The vastness of space, there has to be something, again, there was something I saw the other day where they believe that there's more proforms, more quenism, lower forms in Uranus and Neptune, because of their oceans and with the core temperature being so hot, it's cold, whatever levels. 155 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:35,000 There's a certain good space where there's going to be some form of low form algae or whatever. So there's got to be some level, it's just how intelligent it is. But I mean, we're, as a civilization, not the best of people really, so there's got to be other forms that have gone higher. 156 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:42,000 But yeah, we'll definitely see, won't we? Yeah, got to be interesting. 157 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Yeah, it'd be interesting, definitely interesting, and really intriguing just to have that knowledge that, you know, I suppose that would change. 158 00:22:52,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Yeah. Right. So moving on from the extraterrestrial, we'll go on to the paranormal now. So obviously, a few weeks ago, we had a paranormal episode where I shared my experiences, you had one, but we remembered that the week after. 159 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:34,000 I actually had another experience on a job the other day. So on his job, I've fitted a new kitchen, done all the floor and everything. But while I was in the house on my own, there was a few knocks and bumps here and there. 160 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:47,000 But because it's a terraced house, so there's a house either side, you just automatically assume it's the neighbors doing something, moving furniture or whatever. And is it just like your regular terraced house? 161 00:23:47,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Yeah, so it's an older, older fashioned house, more of a Victorian style house. They are old houses to be fair, over in Worcester. And yeah, so I'm not paying attention. There was the odd few light flicker as well. 162 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:20,000 But I knew that these lights weren't in the best condition because I'd already tapped the one bulb and it came back on its own. So with that going on and off, you just assume, yeah, not necessarily dodgy one, but a dodgy bulb on its way. 163 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:42,000 But then as I progressed through the job, so I'd put a new log fitting above the dining table. But because I didn't have the dining table there, I tied up the hanging log shades. So it's one of those ones where it's a strip and it's got the three cables with the big lamp shade. 164 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:57,000 So I'd pull them up and whacked a load of tape around them, just so I'm not going to hit my head as I'm walking in and out. And about an hour after I'd done it, the one light dropped back down. 165 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:04,000 So this tape, you know, it's never the best of tapes, it's just electrical tape, but I'd wrapped it around a good three times. 166 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 And it's never happened before? 167 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:15,000 No. So, I mean, if I'd wrapped it just once and barely caught it on its own, it might have done, but I'd wrapped it a good three times. 168 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:25,000 And yet, so that struck. The other two were fine. Maybe, in my head, I'm thinking, maybe I just didn't wrap it. 169 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Yeah, it's just one of those things, yeah. 170 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Maybe I just need one little wrap, no problem. So then, when I was there, I'd left it for the whole weekend, went back the following week and done some other stuff. 171 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:52,000 So again, I was there on my own and this house is going to sell her as well. So something had fallen over in the cellar, which, not only being lying there once, just to turn the power off. 172 00:25:52,000 --> 00:26:00,000 That was a nightmare because she didn't know the alarm code. So that was sounding like I had to mess around with all that. 173 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Anyway, yeah, so I'd only been down there once and there wasn't much down there, just a load of cobwebs and a couple of boxes and stuff. 174 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:13,000 So I heard something fall over, but because I didn't pay attention when I'd first been down there, I don't know what had fallen over that. 175 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,000 And what was you like then? Was you scared or was it just hard? 176 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Well, if I didn't have the door leading down to the cellar open, I would have assumed it was one of the neighbours again. 177 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,000 But yeah, I was like, I don't know. 178 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Again, because I wasn't sure if it was something that maybe, because there was stuff on the stairs, as you go down, maybe it was something like that. 179 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:46,000 But there was nothing at the bottom of the stairs. So I just thought, all right, I don't know what it was. 180 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:58,000 It is what it is. So then as I was just talking to the customer again then, one of the other load fittings fell down. 181 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:04,000 So it had a good four days taped up and not moved at all. 182 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:11,000 And obviously she'd already been upstairs over the weekend and everything, obviously up to bed and whatever. 183 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:17,000 So it's not like there was someone upstairs at the time jumping up and down to try and dislodge the tape. 184 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 It just dropped while we were talking. 185 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,000 And did she say hello to the house? 186 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:31,000 No. So why ask the question then? I said, have you had any activity, anything you've noticed is a bit strange. 187 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:37,000 She's a complete non-believer. So she just says no, nothing's happened. 188 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,000 So I think she's been in denial all these years that the house is haunted. 189 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Because as I said, there was no reason for this one particular load fitting to drop down when it's been a good three, four days of toyed up with this tape all weekend. 190 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:56,000 And then it just happens to be while I'm there again. There's just no need. 191 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:05,000 So yeah, I think I'm just attracting some of these things now. 192 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:14,000 That reminds me of another time actually. I was working in one of those Freemasons buildings in Birmingham Town Centre. 193 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:20,000 So the Masons, they're like a secret society. I know it's not that secret. 194 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:26,000 And I had one of the young lads, Jordan, working with me at the time. 195 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,000 And he was scared of the dark as he was anyway. 196 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,000 But I was wondering what we was doing next. We had our head torches on and we were rooting one of the cables and stuff. 197 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:42,000 And because he was scared, I was like, yeah, but you know what it is though, any way, if there's a ghost boy, they're draining the batteries, don't they? 198 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 You know, your phone will die, your head torch will die. 199 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,000 As soon as I said that, both our head torches just died. And they were brand new as well. 200 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Brand new pack of batteries and everything. And both of them just died. 201 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Oh God, he ran out of there like a little girl. He did. I was laughing there. 202 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000 So look, my phone was all right. I've got the torch on my phone. 203 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Oh God, he didn't want to go back down afterwards. 204 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Yeah, that just popped in my head. 205 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Going back to your first story, did they say when you remodel or didn't work at a house that it brings the activity up more? 206 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,000 It can disturb and revitalise any... 207 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000 I wonder why though? 208 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:29,000 I don't know. I mean, the kitchen, that was about 35, 40 years old. 209 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 That's an old kitchen. 210 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Yeah. She's a customer at Leaked in the House for I think about 15 years. 211 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,000 So it's the first major thing she's ever done to it anyway. 212 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:50,000 The style of the house as well. It would have been one of those that had the old house-house toilets originally. 213 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,000 So over the years they've had them knocked through and extended a little bit. 214 00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:06,000 So yeah, it could be something like that just because I'm there making more mess and changing something that someone has already had done that wasn't too keen on it. 215 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Yeah, it's just a strange experience. 216 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I suppose obviously because we've talked about it on the podcast before, it's probably a side on your mind a bit more. 217 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Yeah, I thought I'd have to bring it up. 218 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:30,000 But if there's anyone, I know we did say it before, but if you've got any experiences or anything yourself, paranormal or extraterrestrial, just roll it in, let us know. 219 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,000 I haven't actually checked the emails this week because it's been a long week. 220 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:40,000 So I apologise if someone has emails. I'll get to it on the next episode. 221 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Still our boy Daniel, isn't he? 222 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Yeah, yeah. Danny J. 223 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:52,000 He's a blue-cray. 224 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:58,000 So moving on from any of these stuff now. 225 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Oh look, I've got from that. Remember like an Eddie G movie where he picks him all up on the FM light and he's just like... 226 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Eddie G's now just like... 227 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Oh god. Again, if you want to send an email, don't be shocked. We're here for your questions. 228 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:28,000 So I've heard of this the other day. Have you heard of vaping? 229 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000 What? 230 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 Vaping. 231 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000 No. 232 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000 So I didn't have a clue. I'd never heard about this before or anything. 233 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:43,000 So I assume it's about V-A-V-B-I-N-G. 234 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:51,000 And I thought is this some new form of vaping or something? Is it like a contest for it or whatever? 235 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Nothing to do with vaping. 236 00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:07,000 So you know that there are pheromones that have the scent and detail. We attract each other with natural scents and stuff. 237 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:13,000 So apparently there's a newish trend of women that are doing something similar. 238 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:24,000 But basically they're getting a bit of their lady juices and rubbing them on their necks and whatnot instead of using perfume. 239 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 They're using their natural scents. 240 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 But the neck will look like a grazed donut, mate. 241 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Well, it depends on what kind of lady they are really, innit? 242 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:44,000 So I've been with a lot of ladies in my whole time and there's a fair few that I would definitely not want to be smelling that walking around. 243 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:56,000 You know, I'm not saying that I always smell the freshest, but there's a few fucking crab sticks that will be walking around definitely. 244 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:04,000 We all ought to go to the seaside, but I wouldn't want to be leaving the next sort of fish and chips shop if you get me drifted. 245 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000 It's just, I can't, I'm like, why? 246 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Honestly, I don't know why. 247 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:18,000 It's like, you know, these things, you think it, that's one thing, and you do it, it's a whole other thing. 248 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:23,000 So they put it out there that you do it. 249 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Yeah, I don't know. 250 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:35,000 All I can imagine really is that some lady's been with a chap and he's picked it up saying that it smells like roses. 251 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000 You should turn it into a perfume or something. 252 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:45,000 That she's, you know, had a little bit of a rub and then dabbed it on her neck and stuff. 253 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:50,000 And then as she's with the friends, they're all like, what's that smell? 254 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000 And then she's convinced them to do the same. 255 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000 And it's just become a bit of a trend now. 256 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Yeah, it's, I mean, it's the road. 257 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Yeah, it's a bit of a strange one. 258 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Could you, I mean, we don't have to put up with it now, but could you imagine if you're sitting on a bus, it's a hot dialogue it is to dab. 259 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:17,000 They never smell the best in general, but you just smell in that extra bit of a fucking whiff. 260 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,000 God. Imagine that, like, they're just walking around. 261 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000 There's always just that around them and that as well, thinking that they're going to have a snack. 262 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:37,000 You know, obviously not all ladies have got a nasty twang to them, but again, if it's fermenting on the necks and stuff, there's a lot of pride with that. 263 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Oh, God. I hope I don't have to. 264 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 I just don't understand why. 265 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Yeah, I really don't know. 266 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Like, if you keep it in house, it could get in terms of like that's what you and your partner like and that's what they kind of get off. 267 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:58,000 But then it's quite public and how, you know. 268 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Yeah, I don't know why they do it, but I do see these stupid adverts of it's a male cologne and it's pheromones. 269 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Remember the old links advert? 270 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 Yeah, the click ad. 271 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Yeah, and it's spraying salt and then as he turned around, there was like hordes of women chasing after you. 272 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000 So that's what these pheromones have got. It's a lot basically. 273 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,000 He's, you know, spraying on himself and then every woman just looks at him and they're all attracted. 274 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Did you have one when I was in the clinic? 275 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000 I did, yeah. 276 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Yeah, I think you have to get like boy three or something to get in the phone. 277 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Never used to come in every pack. 278 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000 No, I don't know if it was like a special pack or something, was it? 279 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 Similar to what they had at Gritmus. 280 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Was he a fanatic in that advert too? 281 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 I'm sure he was. 282 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Yeah, I think he was. 283 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 And he'd like when a girl would look at him as he wore a plastic flicking shirt. 284 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 Yeah. 285 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,000 I think that was before, well we was in school wasn't we, I believe, around that time. 286 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 So that was before I was... 287 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I think it was about 2001 or 2000, I don't know what that might have been. 288 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Yeah, so that was while we was in our nerd school days, you know, before we started getting with the ladies. 289 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:14,000 But yeah, so I thought that was just a strange one that I'd bring up to, yeah. 290 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 And what's that called? 291 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Vabing, V, I'm assuming it's spelled this way anyway, V-A-B-B-I-N-G. 292 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 I mean I'm definitely not going to ask my old man to start doing it. 293 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000 No, I'm just saying because I'm not saying it in a bad way. 294 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:43,000 If it does work and it starts attracting men, then we can't have anyone trying to link up, can we? 295 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:53,000 But speaking of boss shoes anyway, so obviously I'm more burly every day and I'm more of a pork in the dog. 296 00:36:53,000 --> 00:37:05,000 So, I think it was Tuesday, so I didn't have to leave out early, well I'm still up around 4 o'clock anyway. 297 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:12,000 So, taking the dog on a walk and then as we're coming back around, there's this old lady who lives over the road. 298 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:19,000 And you know when you've got those houses where they've got their own garden and there's a bit of grass next to the house and then there's the paper. 299 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:30,000 So that grass isn't theirs actually, but this lady, bare-bladed, she always looks after it, cuts it and there's a load of little fancy plants and stuff. 300 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:37,000 But as I was getting back around to the house, it's a bare morning, it's half-ourde in the morning, roughly at this point. 301 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:44,000 She's already outside just trimming these bushes and that, but is that what it gets to really? 302 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:50,000 When you're retiring, you're at that age, you've got nothing else to do, half-ourde your gardening in the morning. 303 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:57,000 I appreciate she wasn't using the lawnmower and that, but half-ourde just outside, trimming the bush. 304 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000 It's one of them. 305 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,000 You know, a green bush, it's nothing else, I'm not going back to them smiles again. 306 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Just smell the grass, no fish. 307 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:16,000 It's one of them, because I know all of us wake up and get it done. 308 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,000 So if she just, I don't know, got up, couldn't sleep, just wanted to get it done. 309 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Oh no, she's always up early. She's one of these ladies that takes the car off the drawing and parks it on the road. 310 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Because obviously I've got the hospital round the corner and you do sometimes have the doctors or other staff just parking up. 311 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:44,000 She's in the little cordy sack bit round the corner so she puts it on the road to stop one less person from parking on the road. 312 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Where they've been told to because, you know, it's... 313 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 The pay rotor. 314 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000 So yeah, she's one of those, I do see her early every morning. 315 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Never says hello to her, mate. No matter the time we walk past her, morning or hello and that, no, miserable. 316 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Too busy, man. 317 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:10,000 I think it's just one of those personalities where everyone younger is antisocial and I don't want to speak to them, they're going to have attitude. 318 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Plus she's probably seen the dog pissing up one of her little plants or something so she doesn't know what, mate. 319 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000 But yeah, it's... 320 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Not that it's strange but I just thought it was a bit... 321 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Yeah, it's a bit early. Just younger upset than I am, so I need to be kind and cozy. 322 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000 But there wasn't no set you after, was there? 323 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,000 There wasn't no lawn mower but it's, you know, just strange. 324 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:39,000 You'd think... I'd love to think it was me rather. 325 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:46,000 That I'd do something similar to what I do now. Get up, have a cup of tea, you know, chill for half an hour or so. 326 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,000 And then, you know, walk the dog and that. 327 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:54,000 I'd love to think I'd be doing something like that instead of literally the crack of dawn as soon as there's the sun loads. 328 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Getting straight out and hovering around. 329 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,000 You know, it goes a bit early, not because it is. I don't want to be looking at that as a... 330 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Well, I don't like gardening so I don't know what I'm even trying to think about it. 331 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 I can't be out in the sun too long, can I? 332 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 It's a ginger thing. 333 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Yeah, so going from that now then. 334 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,000 I've got some of our new feature, our fest holes. 335 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Yes. 336 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000 We've got to make a whole episode of these. 337 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000 To be fair, there is this thousands on there so we could do a whole episode. 338 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:34,000 To be fair, if someone would have told about that fabbin on one of these, I would have said that intro. 339 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000 You know what, I'm surprised I haven't seen it on here actually. 340 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,000 I mean, I've not spent all week on it anyway. 341 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000 I've only just the odd bit here and there that I've seen it. 342 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000 So this first one... 343 00:40:51,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Well, so, during military training in 2000, I walked into my friend's room to see five guys sitting on chairs 344 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000 and masturbating to porn on the single TV. 345 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:13,000 They had loo roll tubes taped to their faces, a lot of binoculars, as making eye contact would be gay or left very quiet. 346 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:19,000 No, I can see that happening up until the toilet roll is binoculars. 347 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 To be fair, I can see that though as well. 348 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Because then, boy watching the same room go one after another. 349 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,000 No, so it's not... 350 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Yeah, I don't want to do it together. 351 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000 So it's gay anyway? 352 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Well, it's just... 353 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Because you can just turn on this and still look, you can still turn your head. 354 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Yeah, so what they're trying to do is, the way horses have the blinkers, they block the peripheral vision. 355 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 That's what they're trying to do. 356 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Yeah, but someone could just... 357 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Yeah, and you're still going to be hearing each other. 358 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000 And also, I had these guys walking, one with the door locked or anything. 359 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 It was probably the communal room, wasn't it? 360 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000 But then, someone's going to see... 361 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Yeah, it wouldn't have just been that one person. 362 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 I'm going to go with that one's fine. 363 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 That one's got to be fine. 364 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Just because you wouldn't leave the door unlocked, you would go one after another. 365 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Or, stop the vision, not just put them so you can still turn your head. 366 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Yeah, but... 367 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000 I get it because it's army, if you take away the army... Did he say it was army? 368 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 369 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 If you take away the army from it, you'd think it's bullshit. 370 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000 But because it's army, there's a recent manifestation to it. 371 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Yeah, that's why I think it's real. 372 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 But the extent of it... 373 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000 I mean, it's a lot of detail, isn't it? 374 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000 No, I do think it's real. 375 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:47,000 There's all the acts, the rote of passage and everything that they made these. 376 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Not so much these days, because it's all bloody politically correct. 377 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:57,000 You do see a lot of videos of girls in army barracks, and they're all watching. 378 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Which I get. 379 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000 But it's just the... 380 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000 It's just the... 381 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000 The toilet roll thing. 382 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:10,000 If he didn't say the toilet roll thing, that makes it a lot. 383 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Because when I've seen all these videos, I've never seen one... 384 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 They're all like, wee. 385 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000 I don't know, I mean, it's not something that we've done either. 386 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000 But we've done. 387 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:32,000 I mean, we all had the toilet roll tubes and pretended they were binoculars or a telescope. 388 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Yeah, but we never held the two together. 389 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,000 No, what I was getting at is that we never, on a sleepover, we never whacked on some porn. 390 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000 And both Lorde watched it and had a wake near of each other. 391 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,000 But what I'm saying, look, if you... 392 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:54,000 If take away that, I'd say it's true and the door probably would be on the cushion thing. 393 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 But then that just makes... 394 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000 I don't understand who said, let's all put this porn on. 395 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000 We can't see it, it's going to be gay, but you can still turn the red light. 396 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 So you want to go truth on that? 397 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000 I do, yeah, because in the year 2000 as well. 398 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000 So it's harder to get your hands on internet porn. 399 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 But still go after another. 400 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 I know the good. 401 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000 It's the toilet... 402 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 They're in train, times of the essence. 403 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000 They're going to just bang it out. 404 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,000 So how are you going to find? How many people was there? 405 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Four of these. 406 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 So that's ten toilet rolls. 407 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Empty toilet rolls. 408 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000 No, mate. 409 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000 So the toilet roll makes that a lot for me. 410 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 But you're going to go with true on that one? 411 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Yeah, because I think that if there was a bit more detail as well. 412 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000 So yeah, it's this, sitting on chairs. 413 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000 I'd like to know how close the chairs are. 414 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,000 In 2000, there was just, you know, TVs weren't that big. 415 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000 I would assume that's big in a communal block. 416 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Yeah, yeah, so it would have just been... 417 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Like someone in the dorm in an army barracks or whatever. 418 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Yeah, well back then it was probably just like a 20 inch TV in the communal block. 419 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,000 So you would assume that would be quite close together as well. 420 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Yeah, yeah. 421 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000 And then how naked are they? 422 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Are they still wearing their tops and they've just pulled the bottoms down and they're just dicks out? 423 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 I think that's... What would be worse? 424 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Being completely naked or doing that? 425 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000 Like just putting your shorts down and leaving your t-shirt on? 426 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 But I mean, to them they're not going to be embarrassed. 427 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000 They're already there having a wank with each other. 428 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 I think one would be naked or two. 429 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 I think, yeah. 430 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000 It depends on your style of choice. 431 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Yeah. 432 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:39,000 If you want to un-belly all your t-shirts first. 433 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000 But again, I wonder if they're having it as a posh wank. 434 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000 If they have a condom, I'm rather wanking. 435 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Because I wouldn't want to be cleaning up the mess afterwards. 436 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Yeah, they have a toilet roll on their eyes. 437 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 They're not wearing condoms. 438 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Yeah, maybe that's why they had the toilet roll juice because it just reeled it all off. 439 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:03,000 And I was trying to clean that mess and thought, is that mine? Is that theirs? 440 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 Yeah, big sir. 441 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,000 So you're going for it so I'm going for that one then. 442 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000 As I said, I'm only going for it because of the toilet roll. 443 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,000 If they got the toilet roll, I'd say it's true. 444 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 Right. 445 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 So, another one. 446 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,000 I was at a safari park where you drive your cars through the enclosures. 447 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,000 When we were in the line enclosure, I really needed a piss. 448 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:34,000 I could not hold it in, so I jumped out of the car and pissed behind the tree. 449 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Now I'm calling bullshit straight away on that. 450 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Because it's bad enough when you're just driving through the monkey enclosures. 451 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000 They're on the car and that. 452 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 Monkey on the car. 453 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,000 They're ripping off the window wipers and all that. 454 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,000 So what you think you can get at when there's lions around, 455 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,000 that just because they've lived in a cage the whole life, 456 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000 and they're used to eating raw chicken that's just chucked to them and that, 457 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:11,000 what would you think that it's okay to get out and get your little fucking dick out and piss behind a tree as well? 458 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Something that they would have already marked up. 459 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 They've got their sense around. 460 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 You start throwing a new sense in there, 461 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000 they're going to be coming straight over and over and over what you're doing, dickhead. 462 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 That's the law. 463 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 It's just the law. 464 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000 I should have took notice of some of the comments. 465 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 I didn't look at any of those, to be honest. 466 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Yeah, whoever confesses to that one, you're chat shit. 467 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 What are you lying for? 468 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 What are you lying? 469 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 So another one. 470 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Went on a first date with a girl who told me she had an addiction to drinking vinegar, 471 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,000 followed a bottle, there was no second date. 472 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000 No, I think that's probably true, mate. 473 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 Yeah, so I believe that. 474 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,000 This was more of one of where I thought we could have another discussion afterwards, 475 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000 but what would your thoughts be of that? 476 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:11,000 So my partner literally would do that. 477 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 What's that thing you eat? 478 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 Cockles. 479 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 And she drinks the... 480 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000 And she looks at me while she's doing it as well. 481 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Again, that's a weird thing that I can see happening as well easily. 482 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Maybe that's what they're going to do. 483 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Yeah, my wife did the same with Gravy. 484 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 And she's not Northern? 485 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000 No, no. She's Ginger, but not Northern, no. 486 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:48,000 We've been out for a meal, a family meal, and she's ordered two extra little Gravy parts 487 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000 and essentially just drank straight out of them. 488 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,000 She hasn't physically picked up the little Gravy jug and drank it, 489 00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:01,000 but it's on the plate and she's almost as if it was all soup, just spooning it up, 490 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 shoving it in her mouth. 491 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:08,000 It's just Gravy. When it's on its own after everything else, I'd stutter to the point, 492 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 saying that my little sister used to do it as well, actually. 493 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:17,000 She would physically make a jug of Gravy and just drink it as if it was a cup of coffee or something. 494 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000 But wouldn't you just get one of those... 495 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000 The Bovrolls. 496 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Bovrolls, yeah. 497 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Yeah, Bovrolls are the best. 498 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Yeah, I don't know why you just wouldn't do that. 499 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 It's a different taste, to be fair, though, isn't it? 500 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000 Depending on what Gravy you have. 501 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:34,000 So you've got nothing strange that you would do anything all that with. 502 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 You love your mayonnaise, don't you? 503 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,000 Yeah, I do probably put a bit too much mayonnaise and stuff. 504 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Remember the mayonnaise, Tom's obsessed, yeah. 505 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 He wants some chips with the mayonnaise. 506 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000 But not in terms of... 507 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 No, I would say nothing that comes... 508 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Nothing where I want to drink vinegar or whatever. 509 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Nothing weird. 510 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 You know, like when you drink them. 511 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 I just imagine getting the plait. 512 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 Yeah, that's the thing. 513 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 It's always going to be a plait. 514 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,000 I think you're never going to have a bowl of chicken and Gravy or something. 515 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000 It's always going to be on a plait, isn't it? 516 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:13,000 You know, I think one of my brothers used to do that, drink the Gravy from the Sunday dinner. 517 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000 Nah. 518 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 More plaits, can't I? 519 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000 I'll set the end of it. 520 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,000 I've got residue of mash and Gravy and little bits and bobs. 521 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000 I'll just let the dog have a quick lick of it and then rinse in the dishwasher. 522 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 It should be fair, my plait's always empty. 523 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,000 No, I'll eat all the food, but I'm not going to lather on the Gravy and that. 524 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000 It's going to be a bit messy. 525 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 But again, the Wad does that. 526 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000 You'll literally run a thong along the plaits. 527 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Lickety, like it's bloody... 528 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,000 You know, your child's got a bit of dirt on the face. 529 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000 And then a lot of vodka on the face. 530 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000 She does that with the plaits. 531 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 That one's 100% true. 532 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000 It's definitely true. 533 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000 100% true. 534 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Hopefully this person's found true love now since the vinegar layer. 535 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,000 And then we've got another one. 536 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Her confession, my amazement. 537 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:20,000 Being with my girlfriend for nearly five years, lived together for free, 538 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:26,000 never heard or even known when she has taken a shit ever. 539 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Not once. 540 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Not even when we've been in a hotel room. 541 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Her dedication to me not knowing. 542 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,000 I think that person is just oblivious. 543 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:43,000 So, I couldn't go through, if I was her, I couldn't go through that much effort. 544 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000 Just to hold the fart. 545 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 Let alone go to the toilet and that. 546 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:51,000 Or the fart and shit, that's stinky. 547 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 You wouldn't go, would you? 548 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 No, because if you... 549 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Sometimes you just have to do it. 550 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Yeah, if it stinks and that, that's more reason to be like, 551 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 I'm going to have a fucking shit night. 552 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 That's a lot, yeah. 553 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000 You just have a shower and just have one then. 554 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,000 I think he's just that oblivious that he doesn't realise what's going on. 555 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000 He's probably always on his phone. 556 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Or he's a lie. 557 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 I think it's a lie, mate. 558 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:27,000 She's definitely moved near him, or rather been together. 559 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,000 Because if you're in a hotel, how long are you in the hotel for? 560 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Even if it's just a long weekend, a three day weekend, she's not been for a shit. 561 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Or she's waited for him to go and... 562 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000 I'll do the shit for you, that's a fucking lie. 563 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:46,000 I know you've done it when you're in concert, but you've not done it on purpose. 564 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Yeah, you would have wanted to make yourself that way. 565 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000 No. 566 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 Last one, eh? 567 00:52:53,000 --> 00:53:00,000 This one resonated to me because hopefully it reminds you of a story. 568 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000 I'll read it out and you should remember where I'm going through this. 569 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:09,000 So, a drunk bloke at Liverpool Street station was struggling to find his train. 570 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,000 I asked him, where are you going? 571 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 He mumbled, where? 572 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Clearly he was so drunk, so I helped him to get help. 573 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:26,000 As we pulled away, I realised where in hearts was a later stop. 574 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000 It was the last train. 575 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000 So this person had seen this drunk man, 576 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000 stumbling around, can't find his train. 577 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Obviously there's a bit of a language barrier, 578 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:41,000 because as we touched on before, you can go 20 minutes and there's different accents. 579 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:46,000 So he's asking where, W-H, are you going? 580 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,000 And this drunk bloke wants to go to where, W-A-R. 581 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000 So he's helped him off the train, 582 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000 no, no, you need to go to security or whatever. 583 00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:01,000 And then he missed the last train, poor sod. 584 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000 Are you on about Manchester? 585 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Yes. 586 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:12,000 So, I don't even know when it was now, a good 10 yards ago roughly. 587 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,000 Yeah, I'll tell you about 2007, 2008. 588 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Yeah, so... 589 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 2008. 590 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Well, if we're going to tell you, might as well tell the whole story really. 591 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000 So we went to Manchester to watch Kanye West. 592 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000 It was about 2008, yeah. 593 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:39,000 So we went to Birmingham, town centre, got the train. 594 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000 Just the four of us, wasn't it? 595 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Yeah. 596 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:47,000 And then as we got off the train, torrential rain, 597 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:53,000 we were stumbling around, and then one person with us had left their bag on the train. 598 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Yeah, and this is back in the day where you had to wear shoes to go out, like, clubs. 599 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000 You had to wear shoes, otherwise you were just a no-go. 600 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 I had them times. 601 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000 I know. 602 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000 I fucking had them. 603 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Us two, we carried on, followed around a bit. 604 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,000 While the others went to try and find the bag left on the train. 605 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000 Back to the train station. 606 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Obviously gone. 607 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,000 So we carried on from there then, eventually met back up. 608 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000 No shoes, no go. 609 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000 So we carried on. 610 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000 Trolled, finding a friend that we were going to stay at. 611 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 That was all of the saga. 612 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000 We were all drenched. 613 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000 I remember going to the shop and getting some socks. 614 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:38,000 So then we'd gone to the concert. 615 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 That was all our concert in general. 616 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,000 Yeah. 617 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000 It was a good enough night in that sense. 618 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,000 And then we trod to getting to the clubs afterwards. 619 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,000 But because there was no shoes for one person, couldn't happen. 620 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,000 So we ended up just going straight to the train station. 621 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Didn't even go back to the other person's house to sleep the rest of the night. 622 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 We just went to the train station. 623 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,000 And I remember us sitting there. 624 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:11,000 And it was just the drunk bloke that had come over and just started talking to us all. 625 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000 Absolutely rubbish, wasn't it? 626 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,000 He was mumbling, trying to ask us questions. 627 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000 And then it was security that came over them, wasn't it? 628 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Yeah, moved him out. 629 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000 I think his name was John or something, wasn't it? 630 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Come on, John. 631 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Whatever I've done. 632 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000 I just remember him going like this. 633 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Whatever I've done. 634 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:33,000 But I hindsight, why didn't we just buck out? 635 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Because we were meant to be staying at a club. 636 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Yeah, but after that, rather than staying at the train station, 637 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:44,000 because we realised at some point, the last train, we missed the last train. 638 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 So we'd have to wait until next morning to go home. 639 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000 I think the idea was we just wanted to just get back home. 640 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Yeah, because the early train, I think it was like six o'clock, weren't you? 641 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000 Yeah, it was around that. 642 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000 So it was just like, let's get back to the train. 643 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000 We wouldn't do that now, would we? 644 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000 No, no chance. 645 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000 We've done the notes are stupid and all, sort of that. 646 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000 I don't know why we, yeah. 647 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,000 When you look back at it, you just change logistically. 648 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Just be prepared. 649 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000 It was even like when we went to Liverpool, 650 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:17,000 there was only like, we only had like two rooms between six buses or something. 651 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:21,000 And then it was like, yeah, we were all just sleeping in the same rooms. 652 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000 And then obviously there's security on the door and they're like, no, 653 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,000 you haven't got a room booked in yet, so you ain't coming in. 654 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,000 So we ended up just going up, getting our bags and just going down 655 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 and sleeping in the vehicles again. 656 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,000 I don't know why we did stupid stuff. 657 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000 I don't miss them days. 658 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000 No, no. 659 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,000 The times are the last, but yeah, messing around like that, 660 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000 I do not miss them. 661 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000 Right, so after that, a little trip down memory lane. 662 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Yeah. 663 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000 I think we'll call that a part now then. 664 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Yeah, definitely. 665 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000 We've covered a lot of aspects. 666 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000 Yeah. 667 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000 Some more disgusting than others. 668 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000 I know. 669 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:06,000 I think I'll put in a bit of thought about what we would do on an alien invasion. 670 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Maybe we could do that as a special in a couple of weeks. 671 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Look, how we did with the zombie attacks. 672 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000 So yeah, I know I've already said it, 673 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:24,000 but all the socials on the YouTube side will be floating up and down 674 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,000 and flashing here and there, as they do. 675 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Send us an email, realtalkingpod at gmail.com 676 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:39,000 or tweet us, slide in the DMs at ashenjad. 677 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:45,000 Yeah, literally anything, any questions, any topics, any experiences, 678 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:51,000 paranormal, extraterrestrial, or just life experience, that's all. 679 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000 Send us a message. 680 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,000 So yeah, leaving it at that for the rest of the week then. 681 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000 See you next week. 682 00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:26,000 See ya.