I just drank at home watching crap tv last night but Ashley actually went out and yeah
you're feeling a bit worse for wear.
So it's just something that we've picked upon before in a previous episode but you know
I woke up this morning feeling a lot worse than I should have done, the amount.
Yeah I just, it just baffles me how, no when in Loi did he change from being able to drink
every day at a higher volume and even affect you nowhere near as much as he did.
Like when Loi does he just go nah.
Yeah well I think you touched the touch there then Loi.
So drinking every day, not that I was ever proud of really but when we was living in
Nepal I basically was drinking every day because by the time I'd finish work, get back, it
was always at least one of the regulars that was outside.
Oh yeah, a lot of the time they'd all be following me apart as soon as they said abandonment
so I had to be social.
Luckily with the dog I could only have a cup one and I was like no I've got to take the
dog out now.
So that fills a tolerance and then as we got older we don't drink every day but there's
definitely a difference in the levels.
I mean even with last night with me there was two of the big cans and then four of the
smaller cans of the Desperado and yeah most of it was just a bit ropey, that would be
rough because I first got up and yeah just mainly tired, at least the worst thing because
I had to sleep on the sofa at first and then it was waking up going back upstairs because
you partly woke up and I just couldn't sleep properly then and then it didn't help with
the dog, he's got a bit of a dodgy stomach as well today so as soon as he knew that I
was waking up he was like come on get me out of here Alex and luckily I had a full bag
of rope there, he threw his bags with me.
You know trying to scrape that off off the floor when it's liquid.
If anyone's listened to this over breakfast it's not the best thing to listen to but it's
something you have to deal with when you're a dog parent.
Yeah you went into town didn't you?
I don't know if you did that to be fair.
Yeah I mean it hits different, everything's just different.
You know when you're young and you want it, you go out, you want it but when we went into
town I don't want it to hit the ground.
I just want it to grab a coffee and go up but obviously why am I so like why is this
so different because last weekend when the weather was, we had nice weather, drinking
in the back garden, I probably had the same amount to drink without the shots and I know
the shots probably were but I woke up fine but nothing, nothing and there's been previous
times where.
Yeah sorry, quick technical issue that's why it's going to be a bit of an awkward break.
Yeah no I was just saying you know I think it depends on the venue as well and the social
aspect of it.
Yeah yeah.
But also that's what I want to, when do men socialise from a certain, obviously now I'm
a 30 plus, when do you socialise without going to the pub?
So I'm trying to think when did I say most of the lads not in a pub in Boroughmore.
Yeah.
You know like I wouldn't call them up and go, do you want to go for a walk?
For the same time?
Yeah.
Do you get what I'm saying?
Like when does that, does that never stop now or is that why I, do I like my mates because
I like drinking with them?
I think it's circumstantial so we've done a couple of times where we've taken a dog's
day and gone to a certain park or whatever, I suppose if we had kids then it would be
a similar set up where we'd go out and day trips, park, theme parks or whatever.
But in general I think it's the age old style of it's a piece away from the other art so
you go to have a drink with the lads and that, reminisce on the good old days.
But yeah, apart from us going to Tom's
Sack already, obviously doing this, there's not much.
Obviously, yeah so like when you have stuff like that, concerts and that, but then there's
that social drinking aspect to it like obviously our mate was throwing us out at the comedy
show like with the beers.
Catching our job there.
Yeah so I just thought when do you see your mates at a certain age where it doesn't include
a drink?
Because that's like, I woke up and I just had this thought like, you know, because drinking
isn't a sign that I love.
With me, I just want to sit, get comfortable, have music, the right music, not too loud
but not loud, so that broad media.
Yeah so you're not shouting at me.
But we've been like that for years though.
Yeah yeah.
It's weird because obviously we're in town and it's fucking shit.
It was just terrible.
We're definitely too old for clubbing.
I haven't done any figures.
In Coventry I've only been to, you know, one or two.
I don't even know what the names of them are or anything.
It's just shit.
The thing I said I wouldn't do, I haven't done it because when we went out holding
pints, I would never put it into a venue.
No.
Why are you putting it into an empty?
There's like fucking 20 people in the entire five group.
But we used to do it.
I remember how many times we'd leave the pub, go up to town, go into one club, pay
all six or seven, pay whatever getting in.
Then after an hour, leave there, go somewhere else, pay a tenner.
And it's like, I remember coming back home some days and you've got four or four people
to staff.
And so you spend your whole best part of the week just getting into places.
We went up town and I've never seen up town.
They give you a response now.
You know when you're abroad and you get a pound off entry, a bottle of drink or whatever.
They do all that now.
I suppose that's probably that thing where you can get pink poisoning or something from
the stamp, but I don't know, it's strange.
Go on, sorry.
I was just going to say this.
You tend to do it more often than Ben.
Just random trips out to the club.
I think pretty much when you're age is 21, you've got tired of it.
Because I remember early on, we did probably just over 12 months of doing broadshifts.
And then we started going to the gay quarter, which was Pearl Street, was it?
Yeah.
And then even that only lasted probably not even 12 months because the bouncers started
getting annoyed that we wasn't actually getting the street people.
You were discriminating against them.
Well yeah, at the prog bump by the way.
I remember just going there and it was just a different atmosphere.
They were always there to enjoy the Norwich Robs, if you wanted to.
And there was no dramas whilst that.
And also, in those clubs you used to get the men just dancing in fun.
I remember one of the first nights we went out there and it was like...
It was a hench-jacked gaze.
Yeah, there was a drag queen that walked in.
It was the first time I'd seen that in real life.
I remember watching Lady Savage and whatever, seeing it and it was a big gaze.
Just fully dressed.
It was just a stare and I was like, what the fuck?
We knew what we were walking into but we wasn't expecting it.
There was that club, was it called DVI, where you paid £12.
So you paid £12 quick.
And then it was like a pound of drink or something.
No, no, it was drinks for free up until two o'clock.
And then I think it was a pound of drink after that or something like that.
I remember it was the cheapest bar called anyway.
So you could pay £12 and that was it, you'd go on or not.
Yeah, because it literally was just the cheapest of all.
It was VKs or not even VKs, was it?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that was sound alright.
You'd go there, there was no drivers.
You'd have your drinks, have a laugh and then go back home.
But I know we soon went for a broad street and that because it was just too many people out having a couple of long-term margin payers.
Just out for the pods, always one in a pod, I mean a few times.
Not that we ever looked, but a few times we was in the scraps and all got headbutted out and we blew the one night as well.
They already popped the scar on the full red.
Yeah, it's not about that much.
I remember early on really, once we started going to the Raven and that,
it was broad, film nights, few beers, listen to some music, old sweets and then just go back home.
Yeah, no it's easy, easy drinks, easy notes.
Yeah, it's too much really.
But back to the original, it definitely hits different.
I know that y'all can drink Guinness or not, wake up, sand, no dramas.
But if I drink different, I don't know, Desperado's didn't have much of it, about a bit more.
But if I drink it at the bottles, it hits different things.
So I can drink that, loads of them, still feel a little bit.
The different aisles, drinking with whiskeys and that.
You have different personalities during, when you're drinking these things as well.
I've seen the most renowned, Stella, or Peter, that's why I don't touch it anymore.
I think she hates it sometimes. And the camera's gone off again.
Bro, we'll try again.
Early camera, don't worry again.
This will be the last time we try with a camera.
Bro, last track where we was, really we went out to the club and that.
Yeah, I think in hindsight, just, I would have tried before where it just hits different.
It definitely does.
And the older you get.
But again, he says with socialising, I haven't seen our mate Tony for a long time.
I think I've only seen him once this year actually.
But I've got him coming over today.
He's FA Cup final day, history, first Manchester derby in a FA Cup final.
A Man City.
Yeah, yeah, you can sit to win all you want.
You know, so we'll move on to this now.
Quick question.
If Man City win the FA Cup and the Champions League,
is that team better than Man Utd's team that won the treble?
Well, it's obviously...
If you put those two teams together...
It's obviously the FA Cup. Obviously football's different these days, isn't it?
It's a lot less physical.
The game demands are different.
There's more games, the squads are bigger.
You know, you can with Peps Man City,
he's got a squad of probably the old 18, 19 players,
main squad that he constantly rotates with.
You know, with the 19 or on treble team.
Obviously they had like Navit De Sheringham,
Toshora on the bench.
They had good players as well.
Yeah, they did, but they didn't rotate as much.
They kept... The 11 was pretty much the 11 game.
You could tell who the 11 was, any.
Yeah, every game it was always going to be...
Obviously, obviously, Keane.
And Scores was the entire game.
Did you buy Scores?
Scores was suspended for one of the games.
I can't...
As long as one.
But now you are right, you could name the 11 any.
Yeah, pretty much every game, yeah.
So obviously it's different.
I mean, I've had to laugh.
I've seen a few of these combined 11 teams and this and...
What, after Sheringham, sorry?
Yeah, so with Man City's and, you know,
it's not an on treble team.
And, well, Noel Gallagher, he's won yesterday.
He's got the whole one, he's just Man City's players.
And he's got Naipan Ake at left back.
Then he's got...
Well, you know, he was just a phenomenal player anyway,
not just as a left back to play roles, put him up on the wing and that.
He was just this world really for that top.
Naipan Ake.
I mean, he's had a great season, but no, you are wrong.
Yeah.
Not to have Roy Keane or Scores.
Yeah, I mean, it's...
I mean...
That's a...
A big, debatable one.
Who would you rather have to Roy and Scores?
I mean...
I would have it all for you.
Yeah, you'd have to.
Yeah.
That's the only...
Anyone that knows football, that's the only one.
Yeah, because you can't do it as a 4-4 to the band that the other team was.
And that's a big...
I'm in real down here, if I do Keane, Scores and...
Well, yeah, Keane is the seed, yeah.
And then Scores and De Bruyne are the forward two.
Yeah.
They're attacking with them.
Imagine Harlan up front without...
Harlan up front, yeah.
And then, I mean...
Ooh.
Yeah.
I'm putting gigs over Ravish, even though he has had a better season this year.
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
And then, I mean, again, you've got to go back on Ravish, because his ball was always on the dark side.
So, with Harlan in the box, De Bruyne, every time...
With De Bruyne and Scores, yeah.
Yeah, so I've got to battle off a few of these combines.
But, you know, they're already jumping the gun, saying that the best Premier League team ever, anything like that.
Auburn.
I think Pep's underestimating the Aussie.
He's already said that he's playing his number two goalkeeper.
That's guaranteed.
Yeah, I think he's played Auburn tournament, that was it.
Yeah, yeah, I get that.
So, look, I think in the wider...
Yeah, you've got to have a bit of loyalty in that.
Yeah, yes.
You know, you've got to give the player some loyalty in terms of, you've got to see that.
And he hasn't done five when he's come in.
Most of Man City's bench would start with most of the rest of the league, really.
So, yeah, I'll get it on that sense.
But I feel like that's the only way, you know, to have a bit of a chance, really, is Pep underestimating him.
I know we could say...
Because you know what it's going to be, because he's potentially going to land today, Marsha's injured again.
That Adner...
Mr. Siknoz.
That Adner...
Oh, wait, let's just...
Let's just read this little bit.
Go on then, watch your reviews of that.
Is there anyone...
Besides...
No, it's how I regard it all the way over here.
Is there anyone that's cost so much?
I've had such a bad season.
Like that?
Cost more?
Mr. Siknoz, he played, what was it, 27 minutes the other week?
And got injured against Real Madrid.
Yeah, but they got him for free, didn't they?
Juventus, of Mania.
Yeah, Juventus, probably.
Both times.
We paid an extra £20 million for him.
Yeah, but when he came and he done all I did then.
The first season.
He done more than that, didn't he?
Well, no.
He's not quick.
Yeah.
It's his first season in the Lampre.
So, you know, we've got to take that into account.
He's got more goals on assist than Grievich last season.
His first season at Manicita.
He's had a couple of stupid little injuries,
which is something to keep an eye on.
And a lot of the media have attacked him
because he's coming with that Brazilian player.
You know, yet he's bloody round well,
he's been on one leg, they're electing Valoré in a spot.
Yeah, they don't need him.
We don't need him, but when you look at the other parts of his game,
he's aggressive, he actually tracks back and defends
where Rashford bends with that skill, Sancho doesn't really.
You know, he's got the passion,
and that's something that's been missing
with most of the United States for a long time.
Bruno, for all we know, he's been really confused for months now.
So, yeah, there's not enough quality players to really push on.
But we had a long segment of football last week,
so we don't need to keep talking about it.
But I do think Pep continues underestimating him.
You're not ordering for a chance to die,
and I think if you don't do beat them,
then the confidence will drop and Inter Milan will beat them
next week in the Champions League final.
I don't know. I think this game, we're not losing a difference.
Because if you lose it, you want to win it even more.
You need the specs.
I think, yeah, I think nothing...
I know he's saying the mentality will change,
but I think we're not losing this game.
They're just going to go full out and prove a point one way or another.
Yeah, I mean, the needs are...
They are definitely one of the best teams,
if not the best team in the world at the moment.
Yeah, no.
But they've got their history to hold on to,
because obviously no other team's done the treble.
So, yeah, it's going to be an interesting game.
So you've got your mate Tony coming round?
Yeah, Tony's coming round,
which is another part of the reason for getting this done early.
I'll get back quickly, Eddie.
Well, it's not going to be as quick as I want it to be,
with the camera issues.
But, yeah, Eddie, upload, and then get on the beers.
Which I know we've just contradicted ourselves.
Yeah.
Not wanting to do it every day,
but it's not often that teams are in a final,
so you've got to just play through it, innit?
Yeah.
Yeah, but, yeah, interesting, that.
And then I'm working all tomorrow and Monday anyway,
back in the exhibition shows.
So, well, after all that now,
a little touch on some of the week.
Just got, I saw a review of that,
the baby formula process.
I've seen it over the last few months,
the process of the formula has been going on.
And so a lot of these parents are struggling to
forward a formula that feeds the kids or the babies.
And I don't know if it's just a man's way of thinking about it,
because obviously we haven't got kids,
and we don't have to forward a formula or anything,
but I don't see why we just can't breastfeed them.
I get me some, there is issues,
but you know, it can't be the majority of people can't breastfeed.
And I probably should have done some background check on this,
but you think when we was babies and I was before us,
there was next to no baby formula, you know,
that's substitute for natural breast milk.
You think of how many kids have got all these allergies and that,
and then the autism, ADHD and everything,
or if that's something contributed by how many parents
are actually giving the baby formula.
I think that's just, I think that's going to light more,
but going back to you, one and everyone breastfeed,
obviously the kids in the nursery,
because you have to work.
The four of them are up to 12 months.
So I think after six months,
they can start having the more she baby food and that.
So surely they can just do the breastfeeding up to when they can start having food.
I have no idea.
I know it's probably just a man's way of thinking about it.
Why would there be a less of it?
It's not that there's less of it, it's just the prices have gone ridiculous.
So let's just say.
What's shut the prices up? What's the doubt there?
I really don't know.
Everything's going up, yeah.
When I first saw it the other month,
it was a story because parents were stealing the baby formula from their parents and stuff,
which again I think is a bit stupid because if I'm sitting on security
and I'm watching a mother clearly shrugging,
nicking the baby formula, I'm going to say nicking.
I've got to crack up.
If it's stuff to physically feed themselves,
then carry on.
But during the electrical aisle, stealing a bloody grooming kit or a TV or whatever,
then yeah, put them over and say no, you can't do that.
Yeah, I know what he's saying.
There'd be more leniency if it was for an honest reason.
Stealing from neither for once.
Yeah.
I don't really, that's new to me.
Yeah, it was just what I thought the other day when I was in this house.
I don't know, it probably was,
when they were talking about it and I just thought, what is he?
Interesting challenge.
Yeah, it's always interesting challenge.
Well, a few of them have their opinions rather on what we've been doing.
Everyone's friend in them when something happens, that's it.
Oh, they have to look after themselves.
In that game, you've got to, you always, all of them's like, I knew he weren't right.
Yeah, I actually watched Eamon Holmes interview.
He's always said there was...
Yeah, he was sick for a long time.
He did not back, he did have to laugh, he was calling him out on a load of things.
And saying how we've hardly been far distance from ourselves, from Vivi and her.
Now that her and Alison, best mates and this and that,
they go out on, you know, not together or whatever.
So, you didn't hear none of that before anything happened with Vivi.
You know what I said last week, I think that's the easiest job in TV.
I do believe it, because I've seen her, a clip of her,
because she'd done it with, what's her name, Damanhur Lira.
And I was like, oh my God, it was just so shit.
I know, it's ridiculous.
I think that is the easiest job in TV after me.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I have to laugh again, because, so with Eamon coming out of the stats,
when it was Holly and Phil, one day to Thursday,
and then Eamon and Ruth used to do it on the Providers.
Oh, is that what, okay.
We used to do four days a week as well.
Yeah, yeah.
So, definitely is the easiest job in TV.
I know, but he says the stats were always higher,
like the viewing stats were higher when it was himself and his wife on the Providers,
as opposed to the rest of the week.
Yeah.
So we had to give that one job.
Then I've been trying to find the full interviewer that filled the queue with the sun,
but I can only see little clips here and there.
And the one that I saw, I felt like throwing my phone as I was looking at it,
he's trying to play the defence card now,
and he says, I understand how Caroline Black felt when she had a bit of a use,
and obviously, she ended up taking her own lot.
And it's just, he's brought his daughters into it saying that if they weren't there,
they were like guardian angels watching over in the past week,
because he had these urges to just end it all.
You can see he's forcing out these crocodiles to him,
and it's just absolute, absolute joke.
I think what's interesting from him, obviously we touched on it last week,
obviously he's had a really good career,
then obviously he's come out as a guy, which is totally wrong, I think, I'm not him.
And obviously everyone's brought him, so he's boosted him up even more,
and I like the draft, the draft, you know, it's a hard one, mate.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
It's a heavy fall from where he was, because he was, everyone did a good job on this one.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, the mains have been funny, maybe.
I think it's so adept, you know, as we mentioned with the, sorry, obviously when they skipped the queue.
Yeah, yeah, so he was part of the queue.
Yeah, yeah.
He was part, yeah, he was in all of that.
Yeah.
It's just started slowly from now, hasn't it, like the draft?
Yeah, but there's been, I mean, it's been coming for a long time,
I know I said it to you before we started recording, but as I was going through the notes,
that I, when I do do prep for the podcast, it was one of the first notes that I had,
and we started about three months ago.
So it's been in the works, it's been ready to go out.
I think it's not Matthew McKay or something, again I should have the stats for it,
but the lad that he was doing the audio with, it was in 2019 when he pushed him out of,
well from the background of his morning, he ended up working on the Luke's Boomin step,
or set off and on, so it's, yeah, it's been coming for a long time, it's been holding his tongue,
and it makes me laugh because you see one ugly outlet posting the pictures of the pair of them
with all the faces on show, and then you get all of them to blur on his face,
and it's not, you've just seen that same picture of Phil, Matt and Holly on the chair at the set of the tour,
and then it's the same one.
He ain't going to have much money to keep paying for these injunctions in yonder, is he?
Phil's soon going to run out of money, that's probably why it's all come out,
because he started to run out of money.
You reckon, no, he must have a little bit of money, by the time he's divorced or anything, obviously.
Yeah, he would still have so much money, but you know, these super injunctions,
you're looking at like 20 grand a month or something, for someone to sit there, take that,
and every bit of social media coming out about him, make sure the papers don't publish any stories,
once you start losing that money, you can't pay them, can you?
So, yeah, I know we touched a lot on it last week, it's an unfortunate situation for him,
but it's all completed, isn't it?
I'm sorry, no, I'm sick, because obviously we are picking up on where we spoke about last week.
I've seen one of these Just Staff Oil protesters actually get arrested.
How did you get?
The first one, yeah, on TikTok.
Oh, really?
Yeah, and everyone was clapping, literally, I didn't see what happened beforehand,
all it is is just someone, the police come over, arrest these two ladies,
and literally everyone claps, walks them off, but they're all like,
you heard it now, you heard it now, but you never see them,
you know, obviously you never see the protesters saying that when they're arresting a lot of people,
trying to move them out of the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, just obviously because we're picking up a lot of that,
and I said we haven't seen nothing from the police yet, but yeah, I must have seen him on.
I did actually see another one, I think it was yesterday,
where it was, it looked like Just Staff Oil protesters again,
because there was orange jackets and stuff,
but as I saw the song, it was Insulate Britain,
and so this chap, he's got his phone out, he's going over,
because there's a few of them trapped in there already.
Oh, I think I've seen it.
Yeah, and he's saying, look, to the police, can you just move them?
You know, they don't want to pay to insulate their own homes,
so they shouldn't be forcing us to lose our money, going to work and whatever,
you know, so just move them, and the face-ups are still doing the same,
you can't touch them, can't do anything.
If you touch them, it's common assault?
Yeah, so all that conversation is a party.
I'll move them then? No, because I have to arrest them.
You move them, so we can all carry on,
and you can hear an ambulance in the background as well,
trying to get through all this traffic, and they just don't get off, don't move.
You know, you'd think they'd have a bit of common sense and go,
oh, yeah, there's an ambulance, come on, let's move out of the way.
Once the ambulance is gone, if we can, we'll get back in the road again.
They're just idiots.
I just don't think it's good for your public opinion,
like, if you're... it affects the public.
I'd say that, but it's not going to make you like them.
I know.
Like their course as well.
Yeah, you know, you've got the rouse crocs,
which are again going on today.
They're doing it wrong, but I see they're on the roads,
they've got big signs and that, and they're doing a protest
that's not harming people.
Now, I get it, it's harming people with the logs that's dying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To London.
It's tactical, what, to do that.
It's to show how much they're worth, by saying.
Yeah, so I get it, it is a disruption that way,
but there is other means of travelling then,
which is obviously just the car or whatever.
So, yeah, they're doing it wrong.
I'd just have to go just one more minute.
Yeah, yeah, because the sound of everything, isn't it?
The inflation's gone up, but wages haven't gone up to, you know,
countryside, because again, the teachers, I mean, it cracks people.
They have so many holidays, half-terms, a bank holiday,
six weeks off days.
You get six weeks off.
Is it two weeks Christmas, a week for Halloween, a week in May?
Yeah, and then there's several half-terms,
which are all two weeks.
You get about 10 weeks off.
There's more than that, definitely.
I reckon.
Yeah, like 12.
I'd probably still say it's a bit more than that.
12 weeks.
They have a lot of time off and they've still been doing all this protesting as well,
which, you know, fair enough.
You know, you want your pay.
Yeah, you want to get the most cash in the house, but...
Yeah, I do understand it.
Then again, because that's disruptive, because parents,
well, they should take the data to look after them,
but it's just whether they actually do, I mean, as officers.
But then it's like, you say they should do it,
but then it's like if that parent needs to go to work to pay the bills, it's got...
Yeah, yeah, it's still damaging.
I know when we were kids, that one made a difference.
I mean, the amount of found holidays and that, mum still went to work,
and I'd just be in the house.
Even just a typical Saturday morning, I'd get up.
I know I've always said this, but I'd have a routine,
put the tea, feast kits, power rangers and all that.
And a lot of the time, I'd be in the house on my own,
and that's from the age of six onwards.
Yeah, but don't forget, John, you were at the epic theatre.
Yeah, yeah, I was never distracted.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, again, I know, it was different times as well, wasn't it?
The theatre balls were out there, but it was a bit harder to get groomed,
and that really wasn't it?
Everyone had a theatre ball on the corner of the road, didn't they?
You just had to avoid that house.
Everyone did that, didn't they?
Yeah, I know.
And nothing could do about it.
Yeah, it's not, you know, there probably wasn't even a pedo,
but everyone, as a kid, was like, that's the pedo.
What's most exciting.
Yeah, because I remember, so technically me dad was,
he was me step-mum's mum.
There was the house right by there,
and it just looked like the typical one that you see on these,
these horror films where it's a lot of run-down house,
overgrown bushes and grass, and every week in the front garden.
And you'd be terrified if your ball went into the garden,
because you've got, I know that's the pedo's house,
and you do not rock, paper, scissors or something to go and get the ball.
And you'd run, grab it, and then do one.
And oh, God, yeah.
I mean, whether that still happens, I don't know.
It is a bit easier for these pedos, these dads.
It is very different to get the content,
so it should be easier to catch them.
But again, that's another one back to the pedo.
I'm sure they'll check through his computer soon now.
Yeah, I mean, I get back into that.
So, again, when you'd be out playing,
it would literally be all day, wouldn't it?
Yeah, yeah, literally.
Games of Wembley, just go out running for a drink.
Your mum used to call you a boon.
Yeah, we used to want to go in.
He'd do it really quick.
Scrolling out, then run back out.
And it would literally just be until it's pitch black,
that you'd be out, isn't it?
I remember doing it so often.
Even in the snow and the rain and that, you'd be soaked through.
And then sitting in front of the bar afterwards,
with a towel round, you're trying to drive back out.
You don't see none of that these days, do you?
I remember it had been probably three or four years
since the last time I'd seen any kids actually playing Gover.
I remember it a lot because I drove past,
I was like, I should have actually been playing it, though.
Yeah, it's all technology now, isn't it?
They'd rather sit there and play on the PlayStation than the Xbox.
I think Minecraft's still big, isn't it?
Other than I already, but...
I know we had computers when we were kids.
We didn't really...
Not until we were teenagers, really, was it,
that we'd sit and play FIFA for a couple of hours and stuff.
And it would only really be, we'd play for a bit,
and then we'd still go out and play football, wouldn't it?
That's the old stuff, I suspect, isn't it?
They'd just talk to each other rather.
Yeah, on the headsets and that sort of thing.
Yeah, it's strange how things change like that.
Yeah.
But again, I suppose that stems back to...
the HD and all that, the retention,
trying to just concentrate on the screen instead of being out running the round.
It's not how we used to do it.
It's a lot more...
Yeah, it's more chaotic, there's more cars on the roads and stuff,
so hence why you can't really play Kirby everywhere.
And again, there's not enough to do, is there?
In the time when I'm walking a dog around the park or a mob,
they've got the cage, which is like a little astroturf football pitch,
and it's like when there's one group of kids in there,
there's never going to be another group.
Even with that aspect, even when we was kids,
if there was someone already playing in that,
you'd walk over and say, yeah, you just won a game,
and then there'd be like 20 people on each team,
and that just in this small cage, wouldn't that be cool?
I suppose they don't have the confidence to do stuff all that these days,
now do that.
It's a lot of the astroturf with these younger kids as well.
When I was walking a dog yesterday...
I was literally going to say that,
because the talk of people are shit on the mob,
knowing that they're never CEO.
So yeah.
Well, yeah, so yesterday when I was walking a dog,
there was the Preview, probably like 14 or something.
Mandem.
There's the McDonald's milk shakes or whatever in the hands,
on the bikes, and as always, I've got my headset on,
listening to whatever.
And one of them just decides to bark at my dog,
and I'm like, luckily, he's a dopey side,
he's not going to retaliate or anything, but why?
What if he did?
What if he saw that as a threat and jumped up at him?
It's like, he'd be fucked there.
And then just about the actual cheek to think that it's acceptable.
So I've turned around, and he's just quickly popped his head down
and it's all for the dog.
You're not coming up as a hard man in front of your friend
while barking at a dog.
Don't see the poor process that went through his head.
Again, if he was on his own, he wouldn't have done it.
He's got his two mates to back him up.
Which I would have just slapped him with my hand, to be fair.
But it's just, it cracks you up.
I remember years ago, I pulled up outside a shop
around the corner from Mons,
and there was a big group of them all running around.
Oh, and that, where was it?
Somebody's pizza?
Yeah, I think it used to be the Prince Alphorn or whatever,
and there was a laser and stuff there.
There were a big group of them that were running around,
and they were running between the cars.
And one of them, look,
sort of like body slammed into this one car.
So as I got out of the van,
because they're near the van, it was such more fucking bad,
I slapped the head off more years.
But I walked in the shop, I thought,
oh shit, why did I just say that?
Yeah, it was just me everywhere.
Yeah, because it was initial log reaction,
thinking don't damage more the van,
because of what I've just seen you do to that car.
Fucking come out, you're going to stab the tyres up,
smash the window or something.
And surprisingly, as I got out,
the door just ran off.
So I intimidated them enough to do one.
So I'm quite proud of that.
But that was just a lucky chance.
It could have gone completely the other way.
They could have followed me in the shop
and stabbed me or something.
It's not worth saying stuff anymore.
It isn't, which that's just ridiculous.
Because there's no fair fact that we both,
all want a drink, doing anything like that,
we're always a kid.
Yeah, but again,
there was another one the other day
asking, well, there was a little group,
and they've got the girl of the group
come over and ask for a cigarette.
And I'm not, don't smoke.
And I could hear the lads going,
oh, can you go get us something?
I said no.
Well again, because I've got my headset on,
and I could see them all up near me,
lurking around.
And it's not,
I have to start back,
I have to pause the podcast or music,
whatever I'm listening to,
take the headphone back.
Cigarette, please.
Don't smoke.
Even if I did, I'm not going to give up
because they're probably still going to think it's a sin.
And they've all got the vapes there and that as well
because they were fucking away.
It's more than just a cigarette.
So I said no.
They're asking me if I can go get some.
I'm not in the body shop.
I would have had to walk another 10 minutes out of the way to get some.
And I'm like, no, we're all taught.
And I just put my headphones back on.
I know they were saying something, but I just walked away.
Because I can't be bothered.
The chacabab.
I mean, we're never doing anything like that.
Asking people to go and get alcohol or anything.
We were.
No, but I remember
when I was like about eight or nine,
my dad used to send me to the shops with a piece of pie in my back.
Boy, I'm a cigarette.
Yeah, because he was different back then, wasn't he?
He used to get like a whizzler and everything.
Yeah, yeah.
So, not that I, it wasn't me.
But, so
my uncle, well, a few of the uncles,
they'd go to the shop
as a child and
do the same, get Nan her bottle of wine,
whatever it was, pack a cigarette.
And because they knew,
oh, it's one of the Debbie Horns,
we'll just hand them over.
So they'd go to the shop with the five pounds,
get all these for Nan and then go back.
Obviously, you shouldn't do that
these days anyway.
Yeah, it's just my dad's horns are different
really with that sense, isn't it?
Yeah.
Strange.
Yeah, enough of that reminiscing there.
So,
something
that I'll say a lot,
it's
like a lot of videos with people doing
woodwork and
dill wall videos and all that.
So I've seen a lot
of these painting videos the last couple
of days. And
I've noticed that they're actually
cheating. So, you know, I mean,
not that I've really enjoyed painting, but
I'm good at it. But what they're doing
is, instead of cutting
in and following the rod in the corner,
they're actually transferring onto the other wall
and doing a straight line.
And I've only just noticed it.
And these videos are getting hundreds of thousands
of views and all that. But they're
not actually painted right. So,
I'm just calling them out.
All these cheaters.
Because even with the skirting board.
There's no right way, just your
preference.
When you know what you're looking for. And now that I've seen it once,
I've seen it on all these videos.
And yeah, they're
cheating. I mean, if you call
yourself a painter and decorator, you've got to run
masking tape along the ceiling
so you can cut in against the ceiling.
Which even then, I mean,
he was a German man.
And I'm not too clueless on the German.
But, run the tape.
Just, you know,
a couple of millimetres from the ceiling.
And then he starts painting on that. So he's creating
a line on the
feature board of the painting
ceiling. So it's just,
it's a bit, a bit naughty.
All these people trying to say that they're
a top class
painter. And they're not.
They're cheating. So I thought
I'd just bring that one into the
call them out. You know, I haven't had a bit of a rant
for a couple of weeks, have I?
You know, I mean, I've seen
some promotional videos
of Sam Smith.
I mean, he's lost a bit of his weight.
But at least Photoshop's
lost him a bit of weight.
Another strange
one I saw.
Just to stop throwing that. It's not
him. It's them. So.
Sorry, yeah,
it's probably one of his and his.
I suppose I could use a bit of respect.
So.
I just want to get you clued up, Joe.
Educate me, actually. Educate me.
Correct me.
I'm not PC, am I?
So.
I saw this strange one.
It's not strange.
It's a bit sad.
Wild and Out star
Jackie O died
at the age of 32.
So.
Yeah, obviously I hadn't heard
of her either. So.
Real name, Jack and Smith.
Part of the US sketch comedy and rap battle
improv game.
Hopefully by Nick Cannon.
Yeah, so.
As I was up and through.
So she died having
surgery.
And it was a mummy makeover
she was having.
Exactly what I thought.
So.
I've got the list
of it here.
So I'm assuming she's just had a joke.
And then she's had a tummy tuck.
Breast augmentation.
Breast lift.
Liposuction.
Vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
Is that all in
one gut?
All in one sitting, can you?
All the breast stuff is
together anyway.
So she's gone to have this mummy makeover.
Almost immediately.
After giving birth.
And there's been complications.
And she died from it.
How many youngers were there?
32. Younger than us.
And you know, it's
it just stems
back to the social media and all that
of this day and age.
Having to
try and present yourself
this immaculate specimen.
You've just had a child.
People shouldn't care
what you look like anyway.
I think because obviously she's on TV.
I know you're saying it shouldn't be that way.
It shouldn't be.
It is a shame.
But everyone has
that kind of
everyone worries
how they look.
Yeah.
But you know,
I know it's against
me from my perspective.
I've been doing
this intermittent fasting for a few months now.
And that's
dropping the weight.
I'm not changing any of the door towards that.
I'm doing that for me.
I'm not doing it because anyone else makes
any comments.
For her that might have been for her.
Do you know what I mean?
I look at her body and after
I don't like it.
It never used to be that way.
But I understand obviously
it probably is a little bit
more because she's on TV.
It might have just been
for her. But regardless,
it's a shame.
It's a shame that people have to think about that
and try and force their own
because it's not in the gender
but
all the narrative when you
see these magazines and that
I know there's endless pretty
articles about it on the
internet and everything. But you know
you've got to look a certain way. You've got to
feed your certain souls.
Have a set number of
PMOs
and whatever it all involves.
It's just, it's over the top now.
It's a shame.
Nothing that can be done about it.
You've got to think of
the families and that
and for the children.
I've got a handy piece she's got.
It's a big loss.
It's like 32.
Younger than us.
It is a strange one really.
But let's go on to
a bit of a
a lighter note.
So I've recently
come across this
Twitter account called
Best Hold.
So it's people giving their
secret confessions.
Oh wait, sorry before you
start. We went to Amsterdam and
you just
remind me, and you go to the
Mr Red Light
Museum card.
So you can go into a booth
and you can write your sex confessions.
And some of them
were just like
outrageous. And obviously you go into
the confession box, you write it down.
Most people just put like where there was France
or like Brooklyn or
Scotland.
It's interesting to see
some of them were just outrageous
and you think, no
but is that what this is kind of like?
Wouldn't I like it as sex?
Or just like a general?
Yeah, well since you've just said
that, that reminds me of another
one.
So it was yesterday that I came across
this one.
A British guy lets his girlfriend
sleep with other men while
he's at work.
A good cookout, that was good.
It is.
But
he's happy
for his girlfriend to have sex with other men
while he's at work.
He says it's not cheating
as he involves.
He's 36,
she's 31.
They'd only been together
a couple of months when he suggested
it as well.
So not that it says it inside
but it makes me think, is he working away or not?
Is he already gone
hooking up with all the women being suggested?
But he doesn't say that
anyway.
People have weird kingstone, everyone's like...
Yeah, it's mad, I'm not King Shane
or anything.
I wouldn't do it anyway.
But, yeah,
I saw it,
I did have to laugh.
I mean, if I could figure out how to put it on
then I'll put it on the
YouTube songs.
You know,
he's punching
the starters.
And he's the one who suggested it.
So he goes away,
works away,
and then she'll hook up with other men
sending pictures,
there's been a couple of base
on while they've been doing it
and stuff.
And
after that as well,
it's not that he's made that
but he suggested to
do an OnlyFans account then as well
which he runs.
I think he had it
in mind before André.
It's a business idea.
I'll just test the waters, if she's happy sleeping
with other men or other people
then I'll suggest
about the OnlyFans because obviously
you know, the money that these people can make
it is a bit
not ridiculous
but the whole island
is a lot of them anyway.
And all of them in the top
they're always in the top 0.01%.
Yeah, I know
which I don't understand
that.
Yeah, so I did find that
funny while I was looking at that
the other day.
Yeah, so
some of these
vessels, a lot of them
they seem a bit
mild but
you read
you either laugh when you're a bit grossed out
so one
my husband hates the smell of cat food
makes him puke.
So whenever I need to rub one out
or feed the cat, need books up
we have the fattest cat in the street.
So that's a lot, two sides really.
One that's
he's not satisfying her enough
for her to just say
No one seems to like the way it's
worded as well.
I'm in the mood
let's have a drink together.
No, she'd rather just bang out some cat food.
He goes off to the pub or something
just so she can get the magic one day
or the rabbit or whatever.
Love one air, guys
I'll let you in on a secret
when you fuck a woman in the ass
the only thing worth thinking is I need a shit.
So yeah, that's
again I'm assuming it's a man.
In my younger days
I rented a room from a hot
older lady
she came on to me
one day and we spent months having
sex. She'd said
this may be fun but it won't reduce
the rent. I spent months trying
to make her cum so hard that she'd reduce
the rent. She never did
respect to that lady.
So again
I feel like that's made up
but better play if he's been doing it.
So what I'm
thinking if we get a bit
of feedback from anyone
I'll have to scroll through and
save some of these
and then we can do like little
best whole segments, just a couple of minutes of
reading these tweet saves.
And then do we like thinking it's real
or fake? Yeah I mean we can. Yeah I think
yeah I think that'd be a good idea.
I've read a
bit of you over on the news sit there.
Just having a
bit of a lock.
I mean it's a lot of this one. Met a girl in a bar
in 2007.
She was heavily into Labour
party politics. So
pretended or voted Labour.
Even claimed I was Gordon Brown Super
bad. We started banging
We started banging