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I just drank at home watching crap tv last night but Ashley actually went out and yeah

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you're feeling a bit worse for wear.

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So it's just something that we've picked upon before in a previous episode but you know

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I woke up this morning feeling a lot worse than I should have done, the amount.

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Yeah I just, it just baffles me how, no when in Loi did he change from being able to drink

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every day at a higher volume and even affect you nowhere near as much as he did.

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Like when Loi does he just go nah.

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Yeah well I think you touched the touch there then Loi.

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So drinking every day, not that I was ever proud of really but when we was living in

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Nepal I basically was drinking every day because by the time I'd finish work, get back, it

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was always at least one of the regulars that was outside.

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Oh yeah, a lot of the time they'd all be following me apart as soon as they said abandonment

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so I had to be social.

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Luckily with the dog I could only have a cup one and I was like no I've got to take the

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dog out now.

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So that fills a tolerance and then as we got older we don't drink every day but there's

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definitely a difference in the levels.

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I mean even with last night with me there was two of the big cans and then four of the

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smaller cans of the Desperado and yeah most of it was just a bit ropey, that would be

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rough because I first got up and yeah just mainly tired, at least the worst thing because

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I had to sleep on the sofa at first and then it was waking up going back upstairs because

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you partly woke up and I just couldn't sleep properly then and then it didn't help with

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the dog, he's got a bit of a dodgy stomach as well today so as soon as he knew that I

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was waking up he was like come on get me out of here Alex and luckily I had a full bag

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of rope there, he threw his bags with me.

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You know trying to scrape that off off the floor when it's liquid.

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If anyone's listened to this over breakfast it's not the best thing to listen to but it's

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something you have to deal with when you're a dog parent.

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Yeah you went into town didn't you?

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I don't know if you did that to be fair.

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Yeah I mean it hits different, everything's just different.

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You know when you're young and you want it, you go out, you want it but when we went into

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town I don't want it to hit the ground.

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I just want it to grab a coffee and go up but obviously why am I so like why is this

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so different because last weekend when the weather was, we had nice weather, drinking

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in the back garden, I probably had the same amount to drink without the shots and I know

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the shots probably were but I woke up fine but nothing, nothing and there's been previous

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times where.

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Yeah sorry, quick technical issue that's why it's going to be a bit of an awkward break.

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Yeah no I was just saying you know I think it depends on the venue as well and the social

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aspect of it.

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Yeah yeah.

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But also that's what I want to, when do men socialise from a certain, obviously now I'm

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a 30 plus, when do you socialise without going to the pub?

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So I'm trying to think when did I say most of the lads not in a pub in Boroughmore.

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Yeah.

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You know like I wouldn't call them up and go, do you want to go for a walk?

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For the same time?

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Yeah.

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Do you get what I'm saying?

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Like when does that, does that never stop now or is that why I, do I like my mates because

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I like drinking with them?

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I think it's circumstantial so we've done a couple of times where we've taken a dog's

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day and gone to a certain park or whatever, I suppose if we had kids then it would be

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a similar set up where we'd go out and day trips, park, theme parks or whatever.

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But in general I think it's the age old style of it's a piece away from the other art so

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you go to have a drink with the lads and that, reminisce on the good old days.

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But yeah, apart from us going to Tom's

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Sack already, obviously doing this, there's not much.

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Obviously, yeah so like when you have stuff like that, concerts and that, but then there's

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that social drinking aspect to it like obviously our mate was throwing us out at the comedy

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show like with the beers.

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Catching our job there.

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Yeah so I just thought when do you see your mates at a certain age where it doesn't include

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a drink?

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Because that's like, I woke up and I just had this thought like, you know, because drinking

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isn't a sign that I love.

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With me, I just want to sit, get comfortable, have music, the right music, not too loud

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but not loud, so that broad media.

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Yeah so you're not shouting at me.

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But we've been like that for years though.

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Yeah yeah.

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It's weird because obviously we're in town and it's fucking shit.

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It was just terrible.

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We're definitely too old for clubbing.

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I haven't done any figures.

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In Coventry I've only been to, you know, one or two.

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I don't even know what the names of them are or anything.

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It's just shit.

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The thing I said I wouldn't do, I haven't done it because when we went out holding

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pints, I would never put it into a venue.

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No.

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Why are you putting it into an empty?

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There's like fucking 20 people in the entire five group.

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But we used to do it.

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I remember how many times we'd leave the pub, go up to town, go into one club, pay

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all six or seven, pay whatever getting in.

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Then after an hour, leave there, go somewhere else, pay a tenner.

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And it's like, I remember coming back home some days and you've got four or four people

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to staff.

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And so you spend your whole best part of the week just getting into places.

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We went up town and I've never seen up town.

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They give you a response now.

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You know when you're abroad and you get a pound off entry, a bottle of drink or whatever.

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They do all that now.

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I suppose that's probably that thing where you can get pink poisoning or something from

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the stamp, but I don't know, it's strange.

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Go on, sorry.

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I was just going to say this.

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You tend to do it more often than Ben.

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Just random trips out to the club.

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I think pretty much when you're age is 21, you've got tired of it.

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Because I remember early on, we did probably just over 12 months of doing broadshifts.

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And then we started going to the gay quarter, which was Pearl Street, was it?

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Yeah.

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And then even that only lasted probably not even 12 months because the bouncers started

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getting annoyed that we wasn't actually getting the street people.

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You were discriminating against them.

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Well yeah, at the prog bump by the way.

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I remember just going there and it was just a different atmosphere.

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They were always there to enjoy the Norwich Robs, if you wanted to.

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And there was no dramas whilst that.

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And also, in those clubs you used to get the men just dancing in fun.

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I remember one of the first nights we went out there and it was like...

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It was a hench-jacked gaze.

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Yeah, there was a drag queen that walked in.

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It was the first time I'd seen that in real life.

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I remember watching Lady Savage and whatever, seeing it and it was a big gaze.

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Just fully dressed.

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It was just a stare and I was like, what the fuck?

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We knew what we were walking into but we wasn't expecting it.

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There was that club, was it called DVI, where you paid £12.

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So you paid £12 quick.

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And then it was like a pound of drink or something.

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No, no, it was drinks for free up until two o'clock.

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And then I think it was a pound of drink after that or something like that.

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I remember it was the cheapest bar called anyway.

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So you could pay £12 and that was it, you'd go on or not.

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Yeah, because it literally was just the cheapest of all.

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It was VKs or not even VKs, was it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but that was sound alright.

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You'd go there, there was no drivers.

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You'd have your drinks, have a laugh and then go back home.

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But I know we soon went for a broad street and that because it was just too many people out having a couple of long-term margin payers.

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Just out for the pods, always one in a pod, I mean a few times.

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Not that we ever looked, but a few times we was in the scraps and all got headbutted out and we blew the one night as well.

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They already popped the scar on the full red.

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Yeah, it's not about that much.

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I remember early on really, once we started going to the Raven and that,

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it was broad, film nights, few beers, listen to some music, old sweets and then just go back home.

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Yeah, no it's easy, easy drinks, easy notes.

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Yeah, it's too much really.

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But back to the original, it definitely hits different.

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I know that y'all can drink Guinness or not, wake up, sand, no dramas.

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But if I drink different, I don't know, Desperado's didn't have much of it, about a bit more.

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But if I drink it at the bottles, it hits different things.

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So I can drink that, loads of them, still feel a little bit.

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The different aisles, drinking with whiskeys and that.

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You have different personalities during, when you're drinking these things as well.

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I've seen the most renowned, Stella, or Peter, that's why I don't touch it anymore.

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I think she hates it sometimes. And the camera's gone off again.

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Bro, we'll try again.

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Early camera, don't worry again.

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This will be the last time we try with a camera.

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Bro, last track where we was, really we went out to the club and that.

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Yeah, I think in hindsight, just, I would have tried before where it just hits different.

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It definitely does.

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And the older you get.

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But again, he says with socialising, I haven't seen our mate Tony for a long time.

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I think I've only seen him once this year actually.

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But I've got him coming over today.

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He's FA Cup final day, history, first Manchester derby in a FA Cup final.

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A Man City.

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Yeah, yeah, you can sit to win all you want.

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You know, so we'll move on to this now.

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Quick question.

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If Man City win the FA Cup and the Champions League,

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is that team better than Man Utd's team that won the treble?

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Well, it's obviously...

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If you put those two teams together...

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It's obviously the FA Cup. Obviously football's different these days, isn't it?

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It's a lot less physical.

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The game demands are different.

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There's more games, the squads are bigger.

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You know, you can with Peps Man City,

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he's got a squad of probably the old 18, 19 players,

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main squad that he constantly rotates with.

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You know, with the 19 or on treble team.

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Obviously they had like Navit De Sheringham,

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Toshora on the bench.

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They had good players as well.

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Yeah, they did, but they didn't rotate as much.

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They kept... The 11 was pretty much the 11 game.

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You could tell who the 11 was, any.

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Yeah, every game it was always going to be...

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Obviously, obviously, Keane.

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And Scores was the entire game.

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Did you buy Scores?

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Scores was suspended for one of the games.

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I can't...

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As long as one.

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But now you are right, you could name the 11 any.

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Yeah, pretty much every game, yeah.

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So obviously it's different.

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I mean, I've had to laugh.

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I've seen a few of these combined 11 teams and this and...

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What, after Sheringham, sorry?

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Yeah, so with Man City's and, you know,

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it's not an on treble team.

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And, well, Noel Gallagher, he's won yesterday.

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He's got the whole one, he's just Man City's players.

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And he's got Naipan Ake at left back.

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Then he's got...

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Well, you know, he was just a phenomenal player anyway,

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not just as a left back to play roles, put him up on the wing and that.

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He was just this world really for that top.

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Naipan Ake.

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I mean, he's had a great season, but no, you are wrong.

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Yeah.

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Not to have Roy Keane or Scores.

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Yeah, I mean, it's...

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I mean...

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That's a...

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A big, debatable one.

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Who would you rather have to Roy and Scores?

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I mean...

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I would have it all for you.

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Yeah, you'd have to.

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Yeah.

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That's the only...

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Anyone that knows football, that's the only one.

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Yeah, because you can't do it as a 4-4 to the band that the other team was.

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And that's a big...

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I'm in real down here, if I do Keane, Scores and...

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Well, yeah, Keane is the seed, yeah.

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And then Scores and De Bruyne are the forward two.

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Yeah.

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They're attacking with them.

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Imagine Harlan up front without...

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Harlan up front, yeah.

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And then, I mean...

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Ooh.

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Yeah.

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I'm putting gigs over Ravish, even though he has had a better season this year.

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Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.

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And then, I mean, again, you've got to go back on Ravish, because his ball was always on the dark side.

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So, with Harlan in the box, De Bruyne, every time...

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With De Bruyne and Scores, yeah.

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Yeah, so I've got to battle off a few of these combines.

241
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But, you know, they're already jumping the gun, saying that the best Premier League team ever, anything like that.

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Auburn.

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I think Pep's underestimating the Aussie.

244
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He's already said that he's playing his number two goalkeeper.

245
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That's guaranteed.

246
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Yeah, I think he's played Auburn tournament, that was it.

247
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Yeah, yeah, I get that.

248
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So, look, I think in the wider...

249
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Yeah, you've got to have a bit of loyalty in that.

250
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Yeah, yes.

251
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You know, you've got to give the player some loyalty in terms of, you've got to see that.

252
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And he hasn't done five when he's come in.

253
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Most of Man City's bench would start with most of the rest of the league, really.

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So, yeah, I'll get it on that sense.

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But I feel like that's the only way, you know, to have a bit of a chance, really, is Pep underestimating him.

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I know we could say...

257
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Because you know what it's going to be, because he's potentially going to land today, Marsha's injured again.

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That Adner...

259
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Mr. Siknoz.

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That Adner...

261
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Oh, wait, let's just...

262
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Let's just read this little bit.

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Go on then, watch your reviews of that.

264
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Is there anyone...

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Besides...

266
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No, it's how I regard it all the way over here.

267
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Is there anyone that's cost so much?

268
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I've had such a bad season.

269
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Like that?

270
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Cost more?

271
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Mr. Siknoz, he played, what was it, 27 minutes the other week?

272
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And got injured against Real Madrid.

273
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Yeah, but they got him for free, didn't they?

274
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Juventus, of Mania.

275
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Yeah, Juventus, probably.

276
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Both times.

277
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We paid an extra £20 million for him.

278
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Yeah, but when he came and he done all I did then.

279
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The first season.

280
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He done more than that, didn't he?

281
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Well, no.

282
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He's not quick.

283
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Yeah.

284
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It's his first season in the Lampre.

285
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So, you know, we've got to take that into account.

286
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He's got more goals on assist than Grievich last season.

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His first season at Manicita.

288
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He's had a couple of stupid little injuries,

289
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which is something to keep an eye on.

290
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And a lot of the media have attacked him

291
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because he's coming with that Brazilian player.

292
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You know, yet he's bloody round well,

293
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he's been on one leg, they're electing Valoré in a spot.

294
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Yeah, they don't need him.

295
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We don't need him, but when you look at the other parts of his game,

296
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he's aggressive, he actually tracks back and defends

297
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where Rashford bends with that skill, Sancho doesn't really.

298
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You know, he's got the passion,

299
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and that's something that's been missing

300
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with most of the United States for a long time.

301
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Bruno, for all we know, he's been really confused for months now.

302
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So, yeah, there's not enough quality players to really push on.

303
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But we had a long segment of football last week,

304
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so we don't need to keep talking about it.

305
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But I do think Pep continues underestimating him.

306
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You're not ordering for a chance to die,

307
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and I think if you don't do beat them,

308
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then the confidence will drop and Inter Milan will beat them

309
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next week in the Champions League final.

310
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I don't know. I think this game, we're not losing a difference.

311
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Because if you lose it, you want to win it even more.

312
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You need the specs.

313
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I think, yeah, I think nothing...

314
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I know he's saying the mentality will change,

315
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but I think we're not losing this game.

316
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They're just going to go full out and prove a point one way or another.

317
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Yeah, I mean, the needs are...

318
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They are definitely one of the best teams,

319
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if not the best team in the world at the moment.

320
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Yeah, no.

321
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But they've got their history to hold on to,

322
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because obviously no other team's done the treble.

323
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So, yeah, it's going to be an interesting game.

324
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So you've got your mate Tony coming round?

325
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Yeah, Tony's coming round,

326
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which is another part of the reason for getting this done early.

327
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I'll get back quickly, Eddie.

328
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,680
Well, it's not going to be as quick as I want it to be,

329
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with the camera issues.

330
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:18,680
But, yeah, Eddie, upload, and then get on the beers.

331
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Which I know we've just contradicted ourselves.

332
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Yeah.

333
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Not wanting to do it every day,

334
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,680
but it's not often that teams are in a final,

335
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,680
so you've got to just play through it, innit?

336
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,680
Yeah.

337
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,680
Yeah, but, yeah, interesting, that.

338
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And then I'm working all tomorrow and Monday anyway,

339
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back in the exhibition shows.

340
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So, well, after all that now,

341
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a little touch on some of the week.

342
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,680
Just got, I saw a review of that,

343
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the baby formula process.

344
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I've seen it over the last few months,

345
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the process of the formula has been going on.

346
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And so a lot of these parents are struggling to

347
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forward a formula that feeds the kids or the babies.

348
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:11,680
And I don't know if it's just a man's way of thinking about it,

349
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because obviously we haven't got kids,

350
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and we don't have to forward a formula or anything,

351
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,680
but I don't see why we just can't breastfeed them.

352
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I get me some, there is issues,

353
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:27,680
but you know, it can't be the majority of people can't breastfeed.

354
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And I probably should have done some background check on this,

355
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,680
but you think when we was babies and I was before us,

356
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there was next to no baby formula, you know,

357
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that's substitute for natural breast milk.

358
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You think of how many kids have got all these allergies and that,

359
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and then the autism, ADHD and everything,

360
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or if that's something contributed by how many parents

361
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are actually giving the baby formula.

362
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,680
I think that's just, I think that's going to light more,

363
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,680
but going back to you, one and everyone breastfeed,

364
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obviously the kids in the nursery,

365
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because you have to work.

366
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,680
The four of them are up to 12 months.

367
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,680
So I think after six months,

368
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they can start having the more she baby food and that.

369
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So surely they can just do the breastfeeding up to when they can start having food.

370
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I have no idea.

371
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,680
I know it's probably just a man's way of thinking about it.

372
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Why would there be a less of it?

373
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It's not that there's less of it, it's just the prices have gone ridiculous.

374
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,680
So let's just say.

375
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,680
What's shut the prices up? What's the doubt there?

376
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,680
I really don't know.

377
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,680
Everything's going up, yeah.

378
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,680
When I first saw it the other month,

379
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it was a story because parents were stealing the baby formula from their parents and stuff,

380
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,680
which again I think is a bit stupid because if I'm sitting on security

381
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and I'm watching a mother clearly shrugging,

382
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nicking the baby formula, I'm going to say nicking.

383
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,680
I've got to crack up.

384
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,680
If it's stuff to physically feed themselves,

385
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then carry on.

386
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:19,680
But during the electrical aisle, stealing a bloody grooming kit or a TV or whatever,

387
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,680
then yeah, put them over and say no, you can't do that.

388
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,680
Yeah, I know what he's saying.

389
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,680
There'd be more leniency if it was for an honest reason.

390
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,680
Stealing from neither for once.

391
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,680
Yeah.

392
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,680
I don't really, that's new to me.

393
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,680
Yeah, it was just what I thought the other day when I was in this house.

394
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,680
I don't know, it probably was,

395
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,680
when they were talking about it and I just thought, what is he?

396
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,680
Interesting challenge.

397
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,680
Yeah, it's always interesting challenge.

398
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:54,680
Well, a few of them have their opinions rather on what we've been doing.

399
00:22:54,680 --> 00:23:03,680
Everyone's friend in them when something happens, that's it.

400
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,680
Oh, they have to look after themselves.

401
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:10,680
In that game, you've got to, you always, all of them's like, I knew he weren't right.

402
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,680
Yeah, I actually watched Eamon Holmes interview.

403
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,680
He's always said there was...

404
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,680
Yeah, he was sick for a long time.

405
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:25,680
He did not back, he did have to laugh, he was calling him out on a load of things.

406
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:31,680
And saying how we've hardly been far distance from ourselves, from Vivi and her.

407
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:36,680
Now that her and Alison, best mates and this and that,

408
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:41,680
they go out on, you know, not together or whatever.

409
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,680
So, you didn't hear none of that before anything happened with Vivi.

410
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,680
You know what I said last week, I think that's the easiest job in TV.

411
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:53,680
I do believe it, because I've seen her, a clip of her,

412
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,680
because she'd done it with, what's her name, Damanhur Lira.

413
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,680
And I was like, oh my God, it was just so shit.

414
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,680
I know, it's ridiculous.

415
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,680
I think that is the easiest job in TV after me.

416
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:07,680
Yeah, yeah.

417
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,680
Well, I have to laugh again, because, so with Eamon coming out of the stats,

418
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:15,680
when it was Holly and Phil, one day to Thursday,

419
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,680
and then Eamon and Ruth used to do it on the Providers.

420
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,680
Oh, is that what, okay.

421
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,680
We used to do four days a week as well.

422
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,680
Yeah, yeah.

423
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,680
So, definitely is the easiest job in TV.

424
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,680
I know, but he says the stats were always higher,

425
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,680
like the viewing stats were higher when it was himself and his wife on the Providers,

426
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,680
as opposed to the rest of the week.

427
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,680
Yeah.

428
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,680
So we had to give that one job.

429
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,680
Then I've been trying to find the full interviewer that filled the queue with the sun,

430
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,680
but I can only see little clips here and there.

431
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,680
And the one that I saw, I felt like throwing my phone as I was looking at it,

432
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,680
he's trying to play the defence card now,

433
00:24:53,680 --> 00:25:00,680
and he says, I understand how Caroline Black felt when she had a bit of a use,

434
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,680
and obviously, she ended up taking her own lot.

435
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:08,680
And it's just, he's brought his daughters into it saying that if they weren't there,

436
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,680
they were like guardian angels watching over in the past week,

437
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,680
because he had these urges to just end it all.

438
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:21,680
You can see he's forcing out these crocodiles to him,

439
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,680
and it's just absolute, absolute joke.

440
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:29,680
I think what's interesting from him, obviously we touched on it last week,

441
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,680
obviously he's had a really good career,

442
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,680
then obviously he's come out as a guy, which is totally wrong, I think, I'm not him.

443
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,680
And obviously everyone's brought him, so he's boosted him up even more,

444
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:45,680
and I like the draft, the draft, you know, it's a hard one, mate.

445
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,680
Yeah, it is, yeah.

446
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:51,680
It's a heavy fall from where he was, because he was, everyone did a good job on this one.

447
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,680
Yeah, yeah. I mean, the mains have been funny, maybe.

448
00:25:54,680 --> 00:26:01,680
I think it's so adept, you know, as we mentioned with the, sorry, obviously when they skipped the queue.

449
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,680
Yeah, yeah, so he was part of the queue.

450
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,680
Yeah, yeah.

451
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,680
He was part, yeah, he was in all of that.

452
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,680
Yeah.

453
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,680
It's just started slowly from now, hasn't it, like the draft?

454
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:17,680
Yeah, but there's been, I mean, it's been coming for a long time,

455
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:22,680
I know I said it to you before we started recording, but as I was going through the notes,

456
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:27,680
that I, when I do do prep for the podcast, it was one of the first notes that I had,

457
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,680
and we started about three months ago.

458
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,680
So it's been in the works, it's been ready to go out.

459
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:43,680
I think it's not Matthew McKay or something, again I should have the stats for it,

460
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:51,680
but the lad that he was doing the audio with, it was in 2019 when he pushed him out of,

461
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:57,680
well from the background of his morning, he ended up working on the Luke's Boomin step,

462
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:05,680
or set off and on, so it's, yeah, it's been coming for a long time, it's been holding his tongue,

463
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:13,680
and it makes me laugh because you see one ugly outlet posting the pictures of the pair of them

464
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,680
with all the faces on show, and then you get all of them to blur on his face,

465
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:23,680
and it's not, you've just seen that same picture of Phil, Matt and Holly on the chair at the set of the tour,

466
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,680
and then it's the same one.

467
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,680
He ain't going to have much money to keep paying for these injunctions in yonder, is he?

468
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,680
Phil's soon going to run out of money, that's probably why it's all come out,

469
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,680
because he started to run out of money.

470
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,680
You reckon, no, he must have a little bit of money, by the time he's divorced or anything, obviously.

471
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,680
Yeah, he would still have so much money, but you know, these super injunctions,

472
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,680
you're looking at like 20 grand a month or something, for someone to sit there, take that,

473
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:55,680
and every bit of social media coming out about him, make sure the papers don't publish any stories,

474
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,680
once you start losing that money, you can't pay them, can you?

475
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:07,680
So, yeah, I know we touched a lot on it last week, it's an unfortunate situation for him,

476
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,680
but it's all completed, isn't it?

477
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:14,680
I'm sorry, no, I'm sick, because obviously we are picking up on where we spoke about last week.

478
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,680
I've seen one of these Just Staff Oil protesters actually get arrested.

479
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,680
How did you get?

480
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,680
The first one, yeah, on TikTok.

481
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,680
Oh, really?

482
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,680
Yeah, and everyone was clapping, literally, I didn't see what happened beforehand,

483
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,680
all it is is just someone, the police come over, arrest these two ladies,

484
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,680
and literally everyone claps, walks them off, but they're all like,

485
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,680
you heard it now, you heard it now, but you never see them,

486
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,680
you know, obviously you never see the protesters saying that when they're arresting a lot of people,

487
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,680
trying to move them out of the way.

488
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

489
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,680
Yeah, just obviously because we're picking up a lot of that,

490
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,680
and I said we haven't seen nothing from the police yet, but yeah, I must have seen him on.

491
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,680
I did actually see another one, I think it was yesterday,

492
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,680
where it was, it looked like Just Staff Oil protesters again,

493
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,680
because there was orange jackets and stuff,

494
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,680
but as I saw the song, it was Insulate Britain,

495
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,680
and so this chap, he's got his phone out, he's going over,

496
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,680
because there's a few of them trapped in there already.

497
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,680
Oh, I think I've seen it.

498
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,680
Yeah, and he's saying, look, to the police, can you just move them?

499
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,680
You know, they don't want to pay to insulate their own homes,

500
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:21,680
so they shouldn't be forcing us to lose our money, going to work and whatever,

501
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,680
you know, so just move them, and the face-ups are still doing the same,

502
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,680
you can't touch them, can't do anything.

503
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,680
If you touch them, it's common assault?

504
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Yeah, so all that conversation is a party.

505
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,680
I'll move them then? No, because I have to arrest them.

506
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,680
You move them, so we can all carry on,

507
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,680
and you can hear an ambulance in the background as well,

508
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,680
trying to get through all this traffic, and they just don't get off, don't move.

509
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,680
You know, you'd think they'd have a bit of common sense and go,

510
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,680
oh, yeah, there's an ambulance, come on, let's move out of the way.

511
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,680
Once the ambulance is gone, if we can, we'll get back in the road again.

512
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,680
They're just idiots.

513
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,680
I just don't think it's good for your public opinion,

514
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:02,680
like, if you're... it affects the public.

515
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,680
I'd say that, but it's not going to make you like them.

516
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,680
I know.

517
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,680
Like their course as well.

518
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:13,680
Yeah, you know, you've got the rouse crocs,

519
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,680
which are again going on today.

520
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,680
They're doing it wrong, but I see they're on the roads,

521
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:24,680
they've got big signs and that, and they're doing a protest

522
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,680
that's not harming people.

523
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,680
Now, I get it, it's harming people with the logs that's dying.

524
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

525
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,680
To London.

526
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,680
It's tactical, what, to do that.

527
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,680
It's to show how much they're worth, by saying.

528
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,680
Yeah, so I get it, it is a disruption that way,

529
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,680
but there is other means of travelling then,

530
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,680
which is obviously just the car or whatever.

531
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,680
So, yeah, they're doing it wrong.

532
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,680
I'd just have to go just one more minute.

533
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,680
Yeah, yeah, because the sound of everything, isn't it?

534
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,680
The inflation's gone up, but wages haven't gone up to, you know,

535
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:03,680
countryside, because again, the teachers, I mean, it cracks people.

536
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,680
They have so many holidays, half-terms, a bank holiday,

537
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,680
six weeks off days.

538
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,680
You get six weeks off.

539
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,680
Is it two weeks Christmas, a week for Halloween, a week in May?

540
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,680
Yeah, and then there's several half-terms,

541
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,680
which are all two weeks.

542
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,680
You get about 10 weeks off.

543
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,680
There's more than that, definitely.

544
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,680
I reckon.

545
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Yeah, like 12.

546
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,680
I'd probably still say it's a bit more than that.

547
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,680
12 weeks.

548
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:34,680
They have a lot of time off and they've still been doing all this protesting as well,

549
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,680
which, you know, fair enough.

550
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,680
You know, you want your pay.

551
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,680
Yeah, you want to get the most cash in the house, but...

552
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,680
Yeah, I do understand it.

553
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,680
Then again, because that's disruptive, because parents,

554
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,680
well, they should take the data to look after them,

555
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:54,680
but it's just whether they actually do, I mean, as officers.

556
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,680
But then it's like, you say they should do it,

557
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:02,680
but then it's like if that parent needs to go to work to pay the bills, it's got...

558
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,680
Yeah, yeah, it's still damaging.

559
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,680
I know when we were kids, that one made a difference.

560
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,680
I mean, the amount of found holidays and that, mum still went to work,

561
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,680
and I'd just be in the house.

562
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,680
Even just a typical Saturday morning, I'd get up.

563
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,680
I know I've always said this, but I'd have a routine,

564
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,680
put the tea, feast kits, power rangers and all that.

565
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,680
And a lot of the time, I'd be in the house on my own,

566
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,680
and that's from the age of six onwards.

567
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,680
Yeah, but don't forget, John, you were at the epic theatre.

568
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,680
Yeah, yeah, I was never distracted.

569
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,680
That's what I'm saying.

570
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,680
Yeah, again, I know, it was different times as well, wasn't it?

571
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:42,680
The theatre balls were out there, but it was a bit harder to get groomed,

572
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,680
and that really wasn't it?

573
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,680
Everyone had a theatre ball on the corner of the road, didn't they?

574
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,680
You just had to avoid that house.

575
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,680
Everyone did that, didn't they?

576
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,680
Yeah, I know.

577
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,680
And nothing could do about it.

578
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,680
Yeah, it's not, you know, there probably wasn't even a pedo,

579
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,680
but everyone, as a kid, was like, that's the pedo.

580
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,680
What's most exciting.

581
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:10,680
Yeah, because I remember, so technically me dad was,

582
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,680
he was me step-mum's mum.

583
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,680
There was the house right by there,

584
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,680
and it just looked like the typical one that you see on these,

585
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,680
these horror films where it's a lot of run-down house,

586
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,680
overgrown bushes and grass, and every week in the front garden.

587
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,680
And you'd be terrified if your ball went into the garden,

588
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,680
because you've got, I know that's the pedo's house,

589
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,680
and you do not rock, paper, scissors or something to go and get the ball.

590
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,680
And you'd run, grab it, and then do one.

591
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,680
And oh, God, yeah.

592
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,680
I mean, whether that still happens, I don't know.

593
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,680
It is a bit easier for these pedos, these dads.

594
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,680
It is very different to get the content,

595
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,680
so it should be easier to catch them.

596
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,680
But again, that's another one back to the pedo.

597
00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:00,680
I'm sure they'll check through his computer soon now.

598
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:04,680
Yeah, I mean, I get back into that.

599
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,680
So, again, when you'd be out playing,

600
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,680
it would literally be all day, wouldn't it?

601
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,680
Yeah, yeah, literally.

602
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,680
Games of Wembley, just go out running for a drink.

603
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,680
Your mum used to call you a boon.

604
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,680
Yeah, we used to want to go in.

605
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,680
He'd do it really quick.

606
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,680
Scrolling out, then run back out.

607
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,680
And it would literally just be until it's pitch black,

608
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,680
that you'd be out, isn't it?

609
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,680
I remember doing it so often.

610
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,680
Even in the snow and the rain and that, you'd be soaked through.

611
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,680
And then sitting in front of the bar afterwards,

612
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,680
with a towel round, you're trying to drive back out.

613
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,680
You don't see none of that these days, do you?

614
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:47,680
I remember it had been probably three or four years

615
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,680
since the last time I'd seen any kids actually playing Gover.

616
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,680
I remember it a lot because I drove past,

617
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,680
I was like, I should have actually been playing it, though.

618
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,680
Yeah, it's all technology now, isn't it?

619
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:03,680
They'd rather sit there and play on the PlayStation than the Xbox.

620
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,680
I think Minecraft's still big, isn't it?

621
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,680
Other than I already, but...

622
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,680
I know we had computers when we were kids.

623
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,680
We didn't really...

624
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,680
Not until we were teenagers, really, was it,

625
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,680
that we'd sit and play FIFA for a couple of hours and stuff.

626
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,680
And it would only really be, we'd play for a bit,

627
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,680
and then we'd still go out and play football, wouldn't it?

628
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,680
That's the old stuff, I suspect, isn't it?

629
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,680
They'd just talk to each other rather.

630
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,680
Yeah, on the headsets and that sort of thing.

631
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,680
Yeah, it's strange how things change like that.

632
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,680
Yeah.

633
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,680
But again, I suppose that stems back to...

634
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,680
the HD and all that, the retention,

635
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:48,680
trying to just concentrate on the screen instead of being out running the round.

636
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,680
It's not how we used to do it.

637
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,680
It's a lot more...

638
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,680
Yeah, it's more chaotic, there's more cars on the roads and stuff,

639
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:59,680
so hence why you can't really play Kirby everywhere.

640
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,680
And again, there's not enough to do, is there?

641
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,680
In the time when I'm walking a dog around the park or a mob,

642
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:12,680
they've got the cage, which is like a little astroturf football pitch,

643
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,680
and it's like when there's one group of kids in there,

644
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,680
there's never going to be another group.

645
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,680
Even with that aspect, even when we was kids,

646
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,680
if there was someone already playing in that,

647
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,680
you'd walk over and say, yeah, you just won a game,

648
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,680
and then there'd be like 20 people on each team,

649
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,680
and that just in this small cage, wouldn't that be cool?

650
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,680
I suppose they don't have the confidence to do stuff all that these days,

651
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,680
now do that.

652
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,680
It's a lot of the astroturf with these younger kids as well.

653
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,680
When I was walking a dog yesterday...

654
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,680
I was literally going to say that,

655
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,680
because the talk of people are shit on the mob,

656
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,680
knowing that they're never CEO.

657
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,680
So yeah.

658
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,680
Well, yeah, so yesterday when I was walking a dog,

659
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,680
there was the Preview, probably like 14 or something.

660
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,680
Mandem.

661
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,680
There's the McDonald's milk shakes or whatever in the hands,

662
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,680
on the bikes, and as always, I've got my headset on,

663
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,680
listening to whatever.

664
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,680
And one of them just decides to bark at my dog,

665
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,680
and I'm like, luckily, he's a dopey side,

666
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,680
he's not going to retaliate or anything, but why?

667
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,680
What if he did?

668
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,680
What if he saw that as a threat and jumped up at him?

669
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,680
It's like, he'd be fucked there.

670
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:29,680
And then just about the actual cheek to think that it's acceptable.

671
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:34,680
So I've turned around, and he's just quickly popped his head down

672
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,680
and it's all for the dog.

673
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:42,680
You're not coming up as a hard man in front of your friend

674
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,680
while barking at a dog.

675
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,680
Don't see the poor process that went through his head.

676
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,680
Again, if he was on his own, he wouldn't have done it.

677
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,680
He's got his two mates to back him up.

678
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,680
Which I would have just slapped him with my hand, to be fair.

679
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,680
But it's just, it cracks you up.

680
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,680
I remember years ago, I pulled up outside a shop

681
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,680
around the corner from Mons,

682
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,680
and there was a big group of them all running around.

683
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,680
Oh, and that, where was it?

684
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,680
Somebody's pizza?

685
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,680
Yeah, I think it used to be the Prince Alphorn or whatever,

686
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,680
and there was a laser and stuff there.

687
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,680
There were a big group of them that were running around,

688
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,680
and they were running between the cars.

689
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,680
And one of them, look,

690
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,680
sort of like body slammed into this one car.

691
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,680
So as I got out of the van,

692
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,680
because they're near the van, it was such more fucking bad,

693
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,680
I slapped the head off more years.

694
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,680
But I walked in the shop, I thought,

695
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,680
oh shit, why did I just say that?

696
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,680
Yeah, it was just me everywhere.

697
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,680
Yeah, because it was initial log reaction,

698
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,680
thinking don't damage more the van,

699
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,680
because of what I've just seen you do to that car.

700
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,680
Fucking come out, you're going to stab the tyres up,

701
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,680
smash the window or something.

702
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,680
And surprisingly, as I got out,

703
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,680
the door just ran off.

704
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,680
So I intimidated them enough to do one.

705
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,680
So I'm quite proud of that.

706
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,680
But that was just a lucky chance.

707
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,680
It could have gone completely the other way.

708
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,680
They could have followed me in the shop

709
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,680
and stabbed me or something.

710
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,680
It's not worth saying stuff anymore.

711
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,680
It isn't, which that's just ridiculous.

712
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,680
Because there's no fair fact that we both,

713
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,680
all want a drink, doing anything like that,

714
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,680
we're always a kid.

715
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,680
Yeah, but again,

716
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,680
there was another one the other day

717
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,680
asking, well, there was a little group,

718
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,680
and they've got the girl of the group

719
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,680
come over and ask for a cigarette.

720
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,680
And I'm not, don't smoke.

721
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,680
And I could hear the lads going,

722
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,680
oh, can you go get us something?

723
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,680
I said no.

724
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,680
Well again, because I've got my headset on,

725
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,680
and I could see them all up near me,

726
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,680
lurking around.

727
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,680
And it's not,

728
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,680
I have to start back,

729
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,680
I have to pause the podcast or music,

730
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,680
whatever I'm listening to,

731
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,680
take the headphone back.

732
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,680
Cigarette, please.

733
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,680
Don't smoke.

734
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,680
Even if I did, I'm not going to give up

735
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,680
because they're probably still going to think it's a sin.

736
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,680
And they've all got the vapes there and that as well

737
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,680
because they were fucking away.

738
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,680
It's more than just a cigarette.

739
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,680
So I said no.

740
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,680
They're asking me if I can go get some.

741
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,680
I'm not in the body shop.

742
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,680
I would have had to walk another 10 minutes out of the way to get some.

743
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,680
And I'm like, no, we're all taught.

744
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,680
And I just put my headphones back on.

745
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,680
I know they were saying something, but I just walked away.

746
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,680
Because I can't be bothered.

747
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,680
The chacabab.

748
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,680
I mean, we're never doing anything like that.

749
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,680
Asking people to go and get alcohol or anything.

750
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,680
We were.

751
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,680
No, but I remember

752
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,680
when I was like about eight or nine,

753
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,680
my dad used to send me to the shops with a piece of pie in my back.

754
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,680
Boy, I'm a cigarette.

755
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,680
Yeah, because he was different back then, wasn't he?

756
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,680
He used to get like a whizzler and everything.

757
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,680
Yeah, yeah.

758
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,680
So, not that I, it wasn't me.

759
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,680
But, so

760
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,680
my uncle, well, a few of the uncles,

761
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,680
they'd go to the shop

762
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,680
as a child and

763
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,680
do the same, get Nan her bottle of wine,

764
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,680
whatever it was, pack a cigarette.

765
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,680
And because they knew,

766
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,680
oh, it's one of the Debbie Horns,

767
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,680
we'll just hand them over.

768
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,680
So they'd go to the shop with the five pounds,

769
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,680
get all these for Nan and then go back.

770
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,680
Obviously, you shouldn't do that

771
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,680
these days anyway.

772
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,680
Yeah, it's just my dad's horns are different

773
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,680
really with that sense, isn't it?

774
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,680
Yeah.

775
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,680
Strange.

776
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,680
Yeah, enough of that reminiscing there.

777
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,680
So,

778
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,680
something

779
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,680
that I'll say a lot,

780
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,680
it's

781
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,680
like a lot of videos with people doing

782
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,680
woodwork and

783
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,680
dill wall videos and all that.

784
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,680
So I've seen a lot

785
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,680
of these painting videos the last couple

786
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,680
of days. And

787
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,680
I've noticed that they're actually

788
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,680
cheating. So, you know, I mean,

789
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,680
not that I've really enjoyed painting, but

790
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,680
I'm good at it. But what they're doing

791
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,680
is, instead of cutting

792
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,680
in and following the rod in the corner,

793
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,680
they're actually transferring onto the other wall

794
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,680
and doing a straight line.

795
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,680
And I've only just noticed it.

796
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,680
And these videos are getting hundreds of thousands

797
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,680
of views and all that. But they're

798
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,680
not actually painted right. So,

799
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,680
I'm just calling them out.

800
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,680
All these cheaters.

801
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,680
Because even with the skirting board.

802
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,680
There's no right way, just your

803
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,680
preference.

804
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,680
When you know what you're looking for. And now that I've seen it once,

805
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,680
I've seen it on all these videos.

806
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,680
And yeah, they're

807
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,680
cheating. I mean, if you call

808
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,680
yourself a painter and decorator, you've got to run

809
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,680
masking tape along the ceiling

810
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,680
so you can cut in against the ceiling.

811
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,680
Which even then, I mean,

812
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,680
he was a German man.

813
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,680
And I'm not too clueless on the German.

814
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,680
But, run the tape.

815
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,680
Just, you know,

816
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,680
a couple of millimetres from the ceiling.

817
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,680
And then he starts painting on that. So he's creating

818
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,680
a line on the

819
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,680
feature board of the painting

820
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,680
ceiling. So it's just,

821
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,680
it's a bit, a bit naughty.

822
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,680
All these people trying to say that they're

823
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,680
a top class

824
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,680
painter. And they're not.

825
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,680
They're cheating. So I thought

826
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,680
I'd just bring that one into the

827
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,680
call them out. You know, I haven't had a bit of a rant

828
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,680
for a couple of weeks, have I?

829
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,680
You know, I mean, I've seen

830
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,680
some promotional videos

831
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,680
of Sam Smith.

832
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,680
I mean, he's lost a bit of his weight.

833
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,680
But at least Photoshop's

834
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,680
lost him a bit of weight.

835
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,680
Another strange

836
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,680
one I saw.

837
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,680
Just to stop throwing that. It's not

838
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,680
him. It's them. So.

839
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,680
Sorry, yeah,

840
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,680
it's probably one of his and his.

841
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,680
I suppose I could use a bit of respect.

842
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,680
So.

843
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,680
I just want to get you clued up, Joe.

844
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,680
Educate me, actually. Educate me.

845
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,680
Correct me.

846
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,680
I'm not PC, am I?

847
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,680
So.

848
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,680
I saw this strange one.

849
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,680
It's not strange.

850
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,680
It's a bit sad.

851
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,680
Wild and Out star

852
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,680
Jackie O died

853
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,680
at the age of 32.

854
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,680
So.

855
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,680
Yeah, obviously I hadn't heard

856
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,680
of her either. So.

857
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,680
Real name, Jack and Smith.

858
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,680
Part of the US sketch comedy and rap battle

859
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,680
improv game.

860
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,680
Hopefully by Nick Cannon.

861
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,680
Yeah, so.

862
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,680
As I was up and through.

863
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,680
So she died having

864
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,680
surgery.

865
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,680
And it was a mummy makeover

866
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,680
she was having.

867
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,680
Exactly what I thought.

868
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,680
So.

869
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,680
I've got the list

870
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,680
of it here.

871
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,680
So I'm assuming she's just had a joke.

872
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,680
And then she's had a tummy tuck.

873
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,680
Breast augmentation.

874
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,680
Breast lift.

875
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,680
Liposuction.

876
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,680
Vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

877
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,680
Is that all in

878
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,680
one gut?

879
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,680
All in one sitting, can you?

880
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,680
All the breast stuff is

881
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,680
together anyway.

882
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,680
So she's gone to have this mummy makeover.

883
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,680
Almost immediately.

884
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,680
After giving birth.

885
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,680
And there's been complications.

886
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,680
And she died from it.

887
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,680
How many youngers were there?

888
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,680
32. Younger than us.

889
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,680
And you know, it's

890
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,680
it just stems

891
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,680
back to the social media and all that

892
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,680
of this day and age.

893
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,680
Having to

894
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,680
try and present yourself

895
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,680
this immaculate specimen.

896
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,680
You've just had a child.

897
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,680
People shouldn't care

898
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,680
what you look like anyway.

899
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,680
I think because obviously she's on TV.

900
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,680
I know you're saying it shouldn't be that way.

901
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,680
It shouldn't be.

902
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,680
It is a shame.

903
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,680
But everyone has

904
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,680
that kind of

905
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,680
everyone worries

906
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,680
how they look.

907
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,680
Yeah.

908
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,680
But you know,

909
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,680
I know it's against

910
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,680
me from my perspective.

911
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,680
I've been doing

912
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,680
this intermittent fasting for a few months now.

913
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,680
And that's

914
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,680
dropping the weight.

915
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,680
I'm not changing any of the door towards that.

916
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,680
I'm doing that for me.

917
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,680
I'm not doing it because anyone else makes

918
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,680
any comments.

919
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,680
For her that might have been for her.

920
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,680
Do you know what I mean?

921
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,680
I look at her body and after

922
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,680
I don't like it.

923
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,680
It never used to be that way.

924
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,680
But I understand obviously

925
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,680
it probably is a little bit

926
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,680
more because she's on TV.

927
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,680
It might have just been

928
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,680
for her. But regardless,

929
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,680
it's a shame.

930
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,680
It's a shame that people have to think about that

931
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,680
and try and force their own

932
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,680
because it's not in the gender

933
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:46,680
but

934
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,680
all the narrative when you

935
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,680
see these magazines and that

936
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,680
I know there's endless pretty

937
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,680
articles about it on the

938
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,680
internet and everything. But you know

939
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,680
you've got to look a certain way. You've got to

940
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,680
feed your certain souls.

941
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,680
Have a set number of

942
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,680
PMOs

943
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,680
and whatever it all involves.

944
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,680
It's just, it's over the top now.

945
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,680
It's a shame.

946
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,680
Nothing that can be done about it.

947
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,680
You've got to think of

948
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,680
the families and that

949
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,680
and for the children.

950
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,680
I've got a handy piece she's got.

951
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,680
It's a big loss.

952
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,680
It's like 32.

953
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,680
Younger than us.

954
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,680
It is a strange one really.

955
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,680
But let's go on to

956
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,680
a bit of a

957
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,680
a lighter note.

958
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,680
So I've recently

959
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,680
come across this

960
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,680
Twitter account called

961
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,680
Best Hold.

962
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,680
So it's people giving their

963
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,680
secret confessions.

964
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,680
Oh wait, sorry before you

965
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,680
start. We went to Amsterdam and

966
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,680
you just

967
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,680
remind me, and you go to the

968
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,680
Mr Red Light

969
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,680
Museum card.

970
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,680
So you can go into a booth

971
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,680
and you can write your sex confessions.

972
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,680
And some of them

973
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,680
were just like

974
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,680
outrageous. And obviously you go into

975
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,680
the confession box, you write it down.

976
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,680
Most people just put like where there was France

977
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,680
or like Brooklyn or

978
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,680
Scotland.

979
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,680
It's interesting to see

980
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,680
some of them were just outrageous

981
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,680
and you think, no

982
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,680
but is that what this is kind of like?

983
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,680
Wouldn't I like it as sex?

984
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,680
Or just like a general?

985
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,680
Yeah, well since you've just said

986
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,680
that, that reminds me of another

987
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,680
one.

988
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,680
So it was yesterday that I came across

989
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,680
this one.

990
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,680
A British guy lets his girlfriend

991
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,680
sleep with other men while

992
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,680
he's at work.

993
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,680
A good cookout, that was good.

994
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,680
It is.

995
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,680
But

996
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,680
he's happy

997
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,680
for his girlfriend to have sex with other men

998
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,680
while he's at work.

999
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,680
He says it's not cheating

1000
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,680
as he involves.

1001
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,680
He's 36,

1002
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,680
she's 31.

1003
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,680
They'd only been together

1004
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,680
a couple of months when he suggested

1005
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,680
it as well.

1006
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,680
So not that it says it inside

1007
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,680
but it makes me think, is he working away or not?

1008
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,680
Is he already gone

1009
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,680
hooking up with all the women being suggested?

1010
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,680
But he doesn't say that

1011
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,680
anyway.

1012
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,680
People have weird kingstone, everyone's like...

1013
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,680
Yeah, it's mad, I'm not King Shane

1014
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,680
or anything.

1015
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,680
I wouldn't do it anyway.

1016
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,680
But, yeah,

1017
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,680
I saw it,

1018
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,680
I did have to laugh.

1019
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,680
I mean, if I could figure out how to put it on

1020
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,680
then I'll put it on the

1021
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,680
YouTube songs.

1022
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,680
You know,

1023
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,680
he's punching

1024
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,680
the starters.

1025
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,680
And he's the one who suggested it.

1026
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,680
So he goes away,

1027
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,680
works away,

1028
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,680
and then she'll hook up with other men

1029
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,680
sending pictures,

1030
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,680
there's been a couple of base

1031
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,680
on while they've been doing it

1032
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,680
and stuff.

1033
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,680
And

1034
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,680
after that as well,

1035
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,680
it's not that he's made that

1036
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,680
but he suggested to

1037
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,680
do an OnlyFans account then as well

1038
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,680
which he runs.

1039
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,680
I think he had it

1040
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,680
in mind before André.

1041
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,680
It's a business idea.

1042
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,680
I'll just test the waters, if she's happy sleeping

1043
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,680
with other men or other people

1044
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,680
then I'll suggest

1045
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,680
about the OnlyFans because obviously

1046
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,680
you know, the money that these people can make

1047
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,680
it is a bit

1048
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,680
not ridiculous

1049
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,680
but the whole island

1050
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,680
is a lot of them anyway.

1051
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,680
And all of them in the top

1052
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,680
they're always in the top 0.01%.

1053
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,680
Yeah, I know

1054
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,680
which I don't understand

1055
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,680
that.

1056
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,680
Yeah, so I did find that

1057
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,680
funny while I was looking at that

1058
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,680
the other day.

1059
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,680
Yeah, so

1060
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,680
some of these

1061
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,680
vessels, a lot of them

1062
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,680
they seem a bit

1063
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,680
mild but

1064
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,680
you read

1065
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,680
you either laugh when you're a bit grossed out

1066
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,680
so one

1067
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,680
my husband hates the smell of cat food

1068
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,680
makes him puke.

1069
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,680
So whenever I need to rub one out

1070
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,680
or feed the cat, need books up

1071
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,680
we have the fattest cat in the street.

1072
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,680
So that's a lot, two sides really.

1073
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,680
One that's

1074
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,680
he's not satisfying her enough

1075
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,680
for her to just say

1076
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,680
No one seems to like the way it's

1077
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,680
worded as well.

1078
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,680
I'm in the mood

1079
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,680
let's have a drink together.

1080
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,680
No, she'd rather just bang out some cat food.

1081
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,680
He goes off to the pub or something

1082
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,680
just so she can get the magic one day

1083
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,680
or the rabbit or whatever.

1084
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,680
Love one air, guys

1085
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,680
I'll let you in on a secret

1086
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,680
when you fuck a woman in the ass

1087
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,680
the only thing worth thinking is I need a shit.

1088
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,680
So yeah, that's

1089
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,680
again I'm assuming it's a man.

1090
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,680
In my younger days

1091
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,680
I rented a room from a hot

1092
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,680
older lady

1093
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,680
she came on to me

1094
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,680
one day and we spent months having

1095
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,680
sex. She'd said

1096
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,680
this may be fun but it won't reduce

1097
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,680
the rent. I spent months trying

1098
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,680
to make her cum so hard that she'd reduce

1099
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,680
the rent. She never did

1100
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,680
respect to that lady.

1101
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,680
So again

1102
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,680
I feel like that's made up

1103
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,680
but better play if he's been doing it.

1104
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,680
So what I'm

1105
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,680
thinking if we get a bit

1106
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,680
of feedback from anyone

1107
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,680
I'll have to scroll through and

1108
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,680
save some of these

1109
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,680
and then we can do like little

1110
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,680
best whole segments, just a couple of minutes of

1111
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,680
reading these tweet saves.

1112
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,680
And then do we like thinking it's real

1113
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,680
or fake? Yeah I mean we can. Yeah I think

1114
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,680
yeah I think that'd be a good idea.

1115
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,680
I've read a

1116
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,680
bit of you over on the news sit there.

1117
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,680
Just having a

1118
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,680
bit of a lock.

1119
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,680
I mean it's a lot of this one. Met a girl in a bar

1120
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,680
in 2007.

1121
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,680
She was heavily into Labour

1122
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,680
party politics. So

1123
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,680
pretended or voted Labour.

1124
00:53:40,680 --> 00:54:06,680
Even claimed I was Gordon Brown Super

1125
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,680
bad. We started banging

1126
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:34,680
We started banging

1127
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,680
We started banging

1128
00:54:36,680 --> 00:55:04,680
We started banging

1129
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:32,680
We started banging

1130
00:55:32,680 --> 00:56:00,680
We started banging

1131
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:28,680
We started banging

1132
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:56,680
We started banging