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Hello everybody and welcome back to the Real Talking Podcast, episode 10.

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We've had an interesting week haven't we?

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I don't know if that's still going but never mind.

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End of the Premier League season now.

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I know you don't follow me too much since Blues have been in the championship for a long time.

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Not that you follow them for years now really.

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Everton escaped the relegation by literally just scoring a goal.

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Southampton, they were gone a while ago.

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Leicester and Leeds down.

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Big Sam couldn't keep Leeds up.

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No, he said he was good as Pat Burnie at one point.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So that was a shame really.

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For Leeds fans that is.

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Liverpool, they did well to get to fifth.

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Good and bad season really for Newcastle.

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It was a shame to finish fourth and yet really considering how well they did in the fourth season.

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So if Man City win the Champions League, Liverpool gets to go in the Champions League?

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No, they'll just be in the Europa League.

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Yeah, because it did happen before didn't it?

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It did happen before.

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But no.

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No, it doesn't want that now.

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Not anymore, no.

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They're in the Europa and...

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Villa and Brawler are in the...

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Brawler's in the Europa as well and then Villa, they got into the Conference League.

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Which again, it's a league one of the Champions League stuff.

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It's not needed is it?

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It ain't to be fair.

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It is one of those cups and it's only worth it if you win it.

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But again, so if you win that, you only automatically get into the Europa League the next season.

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But I mean, I think they'll do a role to be fair.

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They've had a decent enough season when Emery took over.

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It'll be interesting because obviously when a lot of these teams do get European football,

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they struggle with the league then because they can't keep up with the man on more games.

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So it'll be interesting to see how they're doing the league next season.

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But I think Cup run, they'll do a role because they've had a decent off season anyway.

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Arsenal, Bodleby, which is a shame really because it would have been nice to see someone over the man seat win the league again.

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I did see somewhere that Arsenal have spent more time at the top than anyone else.

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Like Wigs at the top, at the top of the Premier League and still didn't win it.

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Because there was like literally first all the way through up until about six weeks ago.

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Yeah, pretty much by the end of the season.

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But it is a shame.

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But I mean, again, Man City can even beat their own points record.

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It's just, they're just unbeatable.

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They just go on a run and don't stop winning.

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So it's down to United really to beat them this Saturday because Inter Milan in the Champions League for winning that game.

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I don't know. I think Inter Milan just got as good a chance as Man Utd to win them.

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It was Man Utd though. I hate Man Utd.

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Yeah, I know you do.

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But I don't know. I think they will beat United in the FA Cup.

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And I can't see Inter Milan winning really to be fair.

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So I think the trouble is going to be theirs.

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But hopefully not because that's, you know, it's been hard to find really these days.

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You can't really hold on to much else.

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I would like them to win the Champions League.

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I think they deserve to.

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Well, they do and they don't.

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I mean, obviously Pep is the best bloody coach in the world really, isn't he?

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But all these charges that are against them, you know, it's always going to be tainted when they do get actually, it's 108 charges or something.

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And there's got to be a few that definitely stick.

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So it's all going to be tainted. They can't, can't hold on it.

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And I know Pep's changed his tune now as well because he said the other day, if they do get convicted, then they'll stick with them regardless.

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So to me, that means he knows that they've been cheating basically.

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I would love to see Pep, like, you know, just a standard club, not like, you know, I think so, like, I don't know, like a Villa.

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I think if he went to Brighton, he'd do well because obviously Brighton's recruitment and all that is top tier really.

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So I think Brighton, he'd make them win.

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I think he'll do a Simon's club.

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You know, like when they've won everything, I don't know why they're just like, you know what?

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I'm like, you know, like, George Mourinho takes those risks a little bit, doing it with Tottenham and Roam.

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Which I had to laugh at him. He says the other day that Tottenham's the only former club that he has no emotion for.

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Which, you know, that's all leave his fault really, isn't it?

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He's just had no ambition.

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But yeah, Ringo, he's still, he's still.

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Because he's in the final of the Europa League, isn't he? With Roam, I'm sure he got to the final of the Europa League.

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Yeah, yeah. Roam and Sevilla, isn't he? I believe.

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Sevilla are always in there.

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They're fucking, why are they always in there?

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They're just not into winning.

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They're just not into winning.

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They're in there, they're just not into winning.

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They're just not into winning.

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They're just not into winning.

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But obviously, because the one hit last year, they got into the Champions League.

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Yeah, they did.

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Lost out of that.

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And then straight back into Europe.

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You shouldn't drop in to Europe, though.

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I don't think it should.

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Because Barcelona dropped out and Manuel had to play on.

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And obviously Manuel had beat them.

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Didn't do well against Sevilla.

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So it's entertaining on that prospect.

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But I mean, how often is a big team like Barcelona going to drop down into it?

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I think quite often, no.

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Another one, another one in the league.

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Which again, did you see the scenes of that?

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They were celebrating Espanol's ground after the...

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Oh, because it's the derbies, isn't it?

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I didn't say nothing, no.

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They were literally, the team and the staff and that,

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they were doing like a celebration circle.

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So they're dancing and spinning around and that.

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And the home fans just had enough of it, started evading the pitch.

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And you just see all the barter players running to try and escape down the top.

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And there was like three stewards just trying to stop these fans.

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Yeah, you can see the rest of it around the side.

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But literally it's a lot of iron stuff and you can't be bothered.

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Yeah, they just darted off.

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Yeah, so it's been an interesting season really.

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I just find every year it just gets more exhausting.

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I mean, apart from the fact that City just keep winning.

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But since Leicester won the Premier League a few years ago,

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it's just every time just more insane.

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You think, how can it get better?

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I mean, at the start of the season,

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especially after the first two games losing,

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no one would have put money on the man who'd always finish in third.

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And yet they have, went on a good enough run.

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I know there was a few optimistic people saying that they were going to be in a total race.

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But as soon as that talk came out, they lost a few games in a row.

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So that was never going to happen.

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But I think it's been a good season all around again.

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Commiserations to Coventry just missing out as well.

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Lost on penalties to lose some time.

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That's a bit mad, Louden, is it?

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Imagine that.

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They have to do some reforbs now to make it fit though, isn't it?

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Well, I know they've already been doing some renovations on it anyway.

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But it's literally in the middle of a house in the States.

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Yeah, literally. You're in the back gardens, aren't you?

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That'll be interesting, seeing some of the big teams going in there.

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They have done much. They came all the way from the conference, didn't they?

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Again, it's a lot with the promoted teams this season.

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Fulham, apart from when Mitrovic lost his heads and got sent off and got the eight match, bam.

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Dad were on fire.

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And he's just come back.

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He was looking to get off to the sent off.

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I forget yesterday, actually.

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But yeah, I think 11th or 10th day finished.

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Bournemouth, again, newly promoted.

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I thought Bournemouth would have went down.

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Yeah, but they did well.

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Everton are lucky though, ain't they?

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Yeah, every time.

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Because that would have financially fucking done them.

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Yeah, it would have been a new stadium and everything.

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It would have been devastating.

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Yeah, that would have done them.

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That would have fucking, like Leeds.

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Then again, you think Chelsea, half a billion spent on that team.

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And I top over to appoint Lampard for the last thought.

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I just don't know what those for that game to say.

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You know what though?

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They're just a good manager away.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I really think that.

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I mean, they've still got Lukaku as well.

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But he can't handle the Prem though, properly can he?

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I don't know.

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Everton was his best season in the Premier League, I reckon.

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He didn't do well at United.

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Yeah, but he played on the Royal.

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I think with the Royal manager, I think he just needs an arm around him with the old

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players, telling him he's great.

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But again, he didn't do it enough for Solskjaer though.

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But still, I can't see him doing much better next season though, to be fair.

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Pachacino.

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He's...

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No, I don't know.

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You know, I really...

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When I look at the team, I know they have to give away some players and I think they're

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getting rid of Mouser and Mane.

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Just to balance the books out a little bit.

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A little bit.

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A lot of them got to balance it out.

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Yeah, it'd be interesting to see what happens with Chelsea next season.

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Because they've got no European football.

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That's what I think.

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I think it'd be a good buy-in, to put them to win the league next season.

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I really think so, mate.

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I mean, I'll definitely be keeping an eye on their pre-season, just to see how Pach

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starts to run the team, really.

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I mean, obviously he'd done well at Southampton.

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He did all right for Tottenham, really, but Bottledeek with the Champions League final,

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Bottledeek winning less than the one that did the Premier League, because they were the

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only team that pushed them all the way, really.

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I feel that he just lacks that form mentality.

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And, you know, his stint at PSG, anyone, the groundsman, can completely run PSG and still

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win the title.

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So it's a bit of a strange one.

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But then Tottenham, they've still got no manager yet, either.

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There's been a lot of managers that have turned.

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Turned that job.

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Just got no money.

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It's just a dead job, isn't it?

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Yeah, yeah.

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But I do feel that if Sir Jim Ratcliffe does buy Man United, then changes him.

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I think he's going to buy Tottenham.

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Yeah.

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It will be cheaper than buying Man United.

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They've already got the stadium, the hotel and everything.

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Yeah, and they've got the training ground.

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Yeah, yeah.

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He won't have to put much money in at all.

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And he'll turn Tottenham into the new Man City.

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You know, Newcastle are on the way there.

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They've got all that funding from Saudi Arabia.

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So, yeah, now that Newcastle are in the top four, they're going to drop out.

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Yeah, they've got more for that FFP now, aren't they?

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So, yeah, there's a United fan.

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Obviously, I don't want that to happen.

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I don't want the glazers staying in whatsoever.

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And the way that Sir Jim's bloody looking at keeping them a part of the club and all that,

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it's not looking good.

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But I don't know, we'll find out after next weekend, I reckon.

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Once that happens, I don't know.

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It's got to get done soon so they can do their summer business.

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Getting through the doors.

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Apparently, it was either way, whether it sold during the window or not.

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Apparently, we've still got £200 million to sign players,

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but I can't see that happening.

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You know, they're already a billion in debt with what the glazer, the club,

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and how much they already owe on previous transfers and stuff.

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So, I can't see it happening.

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I know they could raise probably about 100 mil from selling players, but...

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Where do you reckon Harold McGuire will go?

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You know what? If he went over to Italy, it'd be all right.

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You reckon?

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Yeah, because they're slower leagues, really, aren't they?

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I know AC Milan are ever interested.

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Apparently.

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I don't know how they can afford his wide.

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No, he's going to have to...

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Drop his wide, he's all manly, you're going to have to substar a little bit.

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If he goes on loan, then yeah, they will do.

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But yeah, let's say Chris Smalling went over to Rome, absolutely busted.

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Obviously, when actually young, went over to Inter as well.

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He performed well.

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Well, it didn't actually cover...

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It's not called young.

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Actually, he went to... from United, to Inter and that.

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Oh, he did, didn't he?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Fucked that up.

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Yeah, won the title with them, and then went over to Aston Villa then.

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And to be fair, he's still playing that.

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Got in Europe with them.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Thank you, man.

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Yeah, so I think Italy would be a good league for him.

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Otherwise, the likes of Tottenham, where they're happy to play a back five.

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Yeah, because that's the only time when he can, I'd say, play OK.

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He's got two other defenders either side of him to hold his hand, basically.

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I mean, watching the game yesterday, it was just disgusting.

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I'll just... I mean, I get it.

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Wanting to rest for Anne and Luke Shaw ready for the final next week.

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It's... you know, you've got to put McGuire in the shop window for any potential bias.

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But it was just... Lindelof looked shaky straight away.

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Obviously conceded the first goal.

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You know, it wasn't a good performance from the back line, basically.

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It was all because Harry McGuire was in it.

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You know, there's no skirting around it.

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It's just the whole defence just looked shaky because they're trying to watch what he's about to fuck up.

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And then, you know, look after it.

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But, yeah, I don't know. We'll see what happens.

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I mean, he doesn't have to go anywhere, does he?

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He can just say, no, I'm staying here. I'll sit on the bench then.

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But hopefully this is where Southgate actually turns around and does an actual manager's job and says,

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no, you need to go somewhere and play first-team football or what.

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I can't keep picking yet.

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Did he make the England squad?

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He's made it. Anne Carlton-Phillips has made it as well.

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He's made one Premier League start this season, or maybe two now.

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I don't know if he started yesterday.

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How can you just afford playing these, well, picking these two people when they've not been playing?

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Southgate cracks me up.

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Yeah, because he said he wouldn't pick players that are playing.

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Yeah, on form and that as well. But no, he just hasn't done it.

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He's an absolute joke. God.

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I'll try to pass some messages on to get to him, but they never get through to that, unfortunately.

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But yeah, I think that would be an amazing one for Maguire if, say, Southgate took the Tottenham job.

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Not that he will, but if he got offered in Tokyo, they'd definitely buy him.

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He'd be first on the transfer list then, wouldn't they?

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I mean, again, Harry Kane, he's got to go.

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I don't know why he keeps committing to Tottenham. He's just never going to win anything.

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I think the four of us just give him enough money in there.

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Yeah, definitely. They've given him enough money, but it's the...

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How many times have we promised that...

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Like the other project.

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Yeah, we're going to push to win things and now you're going to lead out.

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Because he's 30 now, isn't he?

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I think he's 30 in a couple of weeks.

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Yeah, he needs to move. I've always thought he'd end up at Bayern Munich already.

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But he's got his eye on that Premier League goalscoring record.

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What does he want more, though?

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Well, you know, it'd be linked to him too much.

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If he actually came to you, you'd be like, yeah, Otsaing is here now, then he's going to get the goals.

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But, yeah, I don't really want him.

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I think Newcastle would be a better shot for him, to be fair.

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Because I feel Newcastle have a better chance of winning the total in the next couple of seasons before he actually retires.

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So, yeah, it'd be interesting.

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Do you reckon Newcastle is going to win the Premier League before Man Utd?

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Even with the takeover?

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Unless it's shaped his aim.

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I think if he takes over.

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Yeah, if he takes over, it's going to be a completely different story then.

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You know, the cheat code, isn't it?

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When you're bought a football manager and you put the cheat codes in, you've got unlimited money.

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Man City done that years ago.

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Obviously, Newcastle have got it now.

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Real Madrid and Barcelona have had it forever.

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They always seem to find money somewhere.

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So, Barcelona, they're like in a state of financial crisis.

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Yeah, but they always find it, don't they?

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They sold off so many rights, apparently.

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That's how they were able to carry on this season.

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I feel that this Super League is going to come back into play in the next year or so, roughly, as well.

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Did you watch the documentary about the Super League?

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I didn't, no.

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I watched it and I actually agree.

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I think it's a good thing.

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I don't think it will, though.

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Because it's just going to be long, though.

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You think, no, okay.

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When you play FIFA, when kids play FIFA, they pick pretty much everyone that was in that Super League.

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And what they're saying is, it will bring new audiences in because kids nowadays don't watch football.

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Even though I've dropped off watching football.

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But how many times has Bayern Munich played Mania five times or so?

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Probably a bit more.

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How many times has Barcelona played, I don't know, Man City?

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It's just every week there's no, I'm watching Brentford v Southampton on Saturday night.

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Yeah, so I'll get it on that sort of ball.

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And don't forget, the Premier League was a Super League.

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That's how we got formed.

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Everyone was against the Premier League getting formed.

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Yeah, but the way that they've actually done it, obviously, keeping the promotion system.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And they actually shared the money out, like, evenly.

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Obviously, you get more money if you finish top and all that, though.

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You know, TV roles and everything, that all gets shared out between all the teams.

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That's what, you know, Nottingham Forest coming up last season,

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spent ridiculous money, I think it was like 15 players or something, they're going.

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And then obviously, we're staying up this season now.

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You know, that's more money in the bank.

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They're going to spend like another 100 million or something from what I'm hearing.

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So it's going to be a, it's more of a level playing field.

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Whereas if this Super League goes through, then the logs of, you know,

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we see Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool,

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they're going to get over an extra 200 million every year there.

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So that would just destroy the Premier League even more.

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Yeah, I did see that the other Premier club signed like a waiver saying

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they won't leave the Premier League, but they can get formed like a couple of hundred million.

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Yeah, so yeah, they can't leave straight away.

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They'd have to stay in it for a couple of years.

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And then it's already crazy enough with the fixture congestion as it is.

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They'd have to get rid of Champions League football,

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or at least the people, the clubs that are in the Super League wouldn't be able to participate in it.

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That's the problem with the Champions League,

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when you're playing, what's that team, Sheriff.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Against Real Madrid.

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It's like, and Real Madrid win seven there, we go, oh fuck, I didn't expect that.

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That's what's wrong with the Champions League.

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Yeah, they could have been a four-man team.

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It's not competitive.

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There's too many levels in the group stage.

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It should be more competitive.

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Yeah, so in that sense, they should change the way that they do the part system for drawing your house.

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It should be more of the group of death, where you're going to have Real Madrid, AC Milan, Bayern Munich and all that in the same group.

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Maybe similar to how they do the Euro qualifiers or the World Cup qualifiers,

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where it's a little league table.

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Maybe just play each other once because of fixture congestion.

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And then, yeah, the top two of that table go through to the next stage, like an instant knockout stage or something.

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That's where the Super League was coming from, when you're watching those kind of games.

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It's not interesting.

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Yeah.

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And no one watches them.

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It's from a lot of the audience perspective.

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Yeah.

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But I just, I think because of the money that will be pumped into it, it will just make the rest of the leagues just unfair.

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No-one in Real Madrid and Barcelona want to get out of the league because they've got no money.

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In Real Madrid, they don't want to be left behind.

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Well, no, they won't want to be left behind.

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But, I mean, we've been talking about football all day and what ifs and everything.

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Yeah.

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So, yeah, end of the season anyway.

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It's going to be interesting, a few weeks with transfers and everything.

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We'll see what happens with all that.

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Yeah.

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And, yeah, we'll see what happens with next season, really.

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I'm looking forward to it.

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I'm not going to watch any of the England games coming up.

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I don't even know who I'm playing, to be fair, but I can't watch England's Southgate football, which was terrible.

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So I won't be watching any of it.

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Yeah, I'll just start watching the pre-season games once they start.

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Yeah.

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But moving on to other weekly news then.

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So, we've lost one nonce and gained another.

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Old Rolf Reborn, he passed away, Rolf Harris.

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What, in jail?

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Or has he been other?

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No, he's died.

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Yeah, but was he, before he died, did he die in jail?

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I don't know, I just saw that he died.

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Well, and actually, he, what, did he come out, did he go?

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I think he was, to be clear, in the end.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it was always a bit tongue in cheek with his songs and that, weren't it, really, you know, fucking two little boys, his songs and all that.

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Can you tell if it's in yet?

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Fucking, with his didgeridoo, fucking weirdo.

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So yeah, he's gone and all this drama about Philip Schofield, this silver Foxy nonce, has come out now.

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So I know you don't watch this morning or anything.

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No, and I don't really listen and watch news stuff, does it, just once, you know?

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Well, I've been seeing it floating around for a quarter of a while about Philip Schofield anyway, because it is floating around about someone else.

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It's been over a year, talk about these super injunctions and that way, the pain, whatever money, so newspapers, they can't spill any stories or anything out.

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So there's one about someone else that I don't even want to say the name anyway, because it'd be devastating if it is actually true.

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Where did you hear these ones now?

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Most of it's all on TikTok, or whatever reels that I look at.

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But his name was dropped in with a list of a few people, which Schofield was dropped in.

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And this, I say, probably nearly 12 months ago when I first seen these little videos.

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So it's all come out this week.

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Obviously, he's quit this morning.

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And then Holly's had a bit of a break as well, because she's emotionally not disturbed, emotionally unstable with everything that's going on.

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Oh, so she's trying to protect her image?

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Yeah, she's trying to protect herself.

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She's been partners with him for so long.

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Yeah, yeah, she knew about this, but anyway.

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What's happened though?

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So his brother was convicted recently, I think he's been given 12 years for grooming.

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Don't know the full ins and outs, how much he's done or hasn't done or whatever, but definitely convicted of grooming.

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And so the story goes with Philip, is that I believe it was through work experience or something from school,

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this young lad, when he was 13, 14, got in touch with Philip.

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And then Philip ended up helping him get into the background of being a showrunner for this morning and part of OTV.

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So it was literally as soon as he left school at 16, 17, whatever it was, he was working as a part of Philip's background team.

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And then after he came out as gay.

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I always find that was strange.

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Yeah.

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You have, because you've got daughters, you get married, you have daughters, then you're so old, like 50, you know what?

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I'm gay.

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That's what I always thought.

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I think he was married for 23 years or something as well.

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That's weird, because you know, you must know pretty young that you are all, but yeah, but everyone, he was brave for doing that.

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Yeah, he was brave. Everyone was his friends.

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And if that was just how it was, then yeah, fair enough.

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It's a hard thing to have been holding all those years and then come out.

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I always felt sorry for his wife actually, because it's one thing with him doing all that.

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But you know, she was a part of this lie for all those years as well.

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Yeah, like how long does she, like, yeah, yeah.

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And the kids.

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Yeah, the kids.

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Because they're still, it's a dad.

473
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Yeah, yeah.

474
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Yeah.

475
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
It's the dad's.

476
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Yeah, it was a shame at that point.

477
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,000
So that was kind of the start of downfall for him really.

478
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:57,000
So with that happening, everything started changing.

479
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:10,000
So the lad that he got working for him, essentially a couple of months ago, he left this morning.

480
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:16,000
The rumour is that Philip forced him out because he was trying to keep him quiet.

481
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Even though Philip's come out and says, no, he left on his own accord.

482
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
I didn't force him or anything.

483
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
He wasn't sacked.

484
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
But he forced him out.

485
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:31,000
So essentially, he started grooming him when he first met him.

486
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Might not have done anything until he was over 16, but he has basically admitted once he was 16,

487
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000
then he started having this affair.

488
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:45,000
So while he was married to his wife, before he'd come out, he started having this affair.

489
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:52,000
And essentially because he was trying to keep it quiet, that he was because of how young he was.

490
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,000
That's what things are starting to come out now.

491
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,000
So he's left.

492
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,000
He's threatening legal action and wanting to take control of everything.

493
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000
He wants to, he's wanted.

494
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:15,000
But there's more things that haven't actually come out of seeing a lot of Eamonn Holmes.

495
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
So he used to work with him on this morning as well.

496
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
He never used to go along with Eamonn.

497
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
They weren't really friends.

498
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
They used to like...

499
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Yeah, they sort of clashed a little bit.

500
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:32,000
And then, so yeah, Eamonn's come out and just says how he's always been an arrogant cunt basically.

501
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Paraphrasing, he didn't call him a cunt even though he would have wanted to.

502
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Always been nasty, a liar and this and that.

503
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000
And so he's backed himself.

504
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:48,000
He's gone, look, I was there when he came out as gay, but everything else that he's done and what he's about to come out.

505
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
So even Eamonn knows what's gone on.

506
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
But for legal reasons he can't say.

507
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
He's just saying that the day is due.

508
00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000
He's going to get his comeuppance.

509
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000
That whole world of the day there.

510
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:11,000
So any day now it's going to actually come out that he's been grooming himself as well then.

511
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Because it was funny when his brother got convicted, he disowned his brother.

512
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Come out with a stamp and say, no longer have a brother or a nap.

513
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:25,000
So now that he's going to come out, I wonder if his brother is going to sign a sign about him.

514
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Or they'll probably get put in the same...

515
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Salves or something.

516
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Because it's a good word because it seems like they've been under fire for a while now then too.

517
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Because they had that incident with the funeral.

518
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Not necessarily where they skipped the queues.

519
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Where the Queen was lying in wait.

520
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Which, yeah, that was a strange one.

521
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000
I wonder if anything is going to come out of that really.

522
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Because going off of what I've seen about Philip's attitude and this and that.

523
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Maybe that's something that he forced them.

524
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000
As if to say, I'm not waiting in this queue.

525
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Because I demand that they didn't do it.

526
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Yeah, but there was no proof of seeing them waiting in that queue.

527
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,000
No, no, but they're all picked up just walking out and having a look.

528
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Yeah, it's funny.

529
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Holly's given a little statement saying she's devastated.

530
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
She didn't know.

531
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Just protecting herself basically.

532
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Trying to cover her own arse.

533
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
She didn't know anything that's going on.

534
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000
She just wants to have this little break and get back to presenting.

535
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000
So I don't know who's going to be her new partner in crime on the sofa.

536
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Hopefully it's not Dharma because he's a bit of a dickhead as well.

537
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Well, we didn't really meet him but we saw him that day.

538
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Fucking prick.

539
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Yeah, it's going to be a mad one.

540
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000
I wonder if Keith Lemmon is going to do anything on it.

541
00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Because he's been on the show a good few times.

542
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
As a host?

543
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Yeah, yeah.

544
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Literally, I don't know if he still does to be fair, but they had him on for a little while.

545
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Just as an entertainment sort of thing.

546
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000
So I wonder if he's going to come back at all.

547
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Because obviously he still does Slurpty Juice with Holly.

548
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000
So maybe it'd be funny seeing him on it to be fair.

549
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
He's always funny.

550
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000
There was an advert when I was at the cinemas the other day.

551
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Keith Lemmon.

552
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,000
It's a staycation with Showcase Cinemas.

553
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
It's just a stupid advert but it's just funner.

554
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Even at the end he says to the girl, he's sitting in a fake beach scene.

555
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
So he's in a deck chair, feet in a paddling pool.

556
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000
He says to the girl, walk past, could I have another one of these?

557
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
A coke.

558
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
She's like, it's down there, go get it yourself.

559
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000
I'll do everything around here, I'm supposed to be on a vacation.

560
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000
He's a funny guy, I'd love to have a beer with him.

561
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,000
With his old bloody bow slit and all that as well.

562
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000
You can call it who he was.

563
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Yeah, the little bear always getting a boner.

564
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
So he's left the show.

565
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
He's left the show.

566
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
But he really got fired.

567
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,000
His agents have sacked him as well.

568
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Again, party ways.

569
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Which their little statement was saying.

570
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
He'd loathed to them about things that had gone on as well.

571
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000
So again, that's them trying to cover their own arses.

572
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Everyone's just cut ties with him completely.

573
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,000
So I don't think we'll see him on the TV's ever again.

574
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Or at least for a long while now anyway.

575
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Everyone's fucking interested in that.

576
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Yeah, yeah.

577
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,000
They're fake friends because...

578
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Just fake, any luck.

579
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Well yeah, it's doing it to...

580
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
You've got to know it a little bit.

581
00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Yeah, as the youth say today, it's clout chasing essentially.

582
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
They're all doing it to...

583
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Yeah, to build themselves up.

584
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Just to self-benefit themselves really, any luck.

585
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000
I mean, Holly's done really well at Fat This Morning, I'm sure.

586
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,000
But it's mad because she used to be on SMTV, the kids...

587
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Yeah, yeah.

588
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I can't remember where she used to be on besides that.

589
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Yeah, she did a few things really, didn't she?

590
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
I just remember SMTV.

591
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
With Ant and Dec, wasn't it?

592
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
A little bit with Ant and Dec and then Stephen Moher and us both.

593
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
That's the one.

594
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Yeah, she's done a roll.

595
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Again, obviously all the girls were slaves to juice and that as well.

596
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:43,000
I think this morning, I always think this morning's the easiest job in TV.

597
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Because there's no...

598
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I know you have sometimes people going on debate.

599
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
But it's all scripted though.

600
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
It's just too...

601
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,000
And it's too segmented in terms of too many breaks, it's on all TV.

602
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
And it's...

603
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:04,000
A lot of the time they have guests and the guests doing the talking.

604
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,000
But it's on for two and a half hours, but...

605
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Yeah, that's on and then it's loose women afterwards as well, isn't it?

606
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
I don't give a star, I don't know.

607
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Again, it's only when I'm in customers' houses and they have it on.

608
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:26,000
I've always had it just glimpsing at some of the crap that gets spoken on, loose women and all that.

609
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:31,000
I did used to enjoy the generic aisle, watching bits of those while the customers were sitting there.

610
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,000
I used to think with a lot of them, they'd be sitting on the chairs with Jeremy as well.

611
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Yeah, a lot of those people back in the day, they used to do the jobs for what it was.

612
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000
They could have just easily been sitting there.

613
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
But then he's back on.

614
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:53,000
He does that programme that Piers Morgan's on and that as well.

615
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
It's basically like another news channel.

616
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Oh, what's it called?

617
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
It's not GB News.

618
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
It's something like that though, isn't it?

619
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000
News Talk. I know which one about, yeah.

620
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Piers has got his second.

621
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
He's got an even show now, hasn't he?

622
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Yeah.

623
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Which again, I saw a little bit of Jeremy Coyle.

624
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Not abusing, but essentially having a conversation with one of these stop oil lads.

625
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000
I think his name was Matt and he was 22.

626
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:29,000
He was saying, look, just put yourself in this position.

627
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Imagine you're a 57 year old man.

628
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:37,000
You've got kids to look after, your wife, Bill, everything.

629
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
And you're trying to get to work and then there's people like you,

630
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
stopping you, sitting in the road, how would you feel?

631
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
And he just had nothing to say about that.

632
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:52,000
He kept just ignoring the question and carrying on with whatever his views were on the stop oil section.

633
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,000
And you start, I understand what they're trying to do, but they're just doing it to the wrong people.

634
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,000
And also, why don't they do that to our parliament?

635
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Because they're the only people that can change it.

636
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And secondly, they've got an injunction.

637
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
So like, I can't remember the name of the companies.

638
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:18,000
So basically, because these oil companies have so much money, they've threw so much money at it.

639
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,000
They're banned from going to any of their forecourts or within so far of their companies.

640
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,000
So that's why they've took you to the streets.

641
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:32,000
But it's not, the worst thing I've seen about that is the police.

642
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
They won't do nothing about it.

643
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Yeah, they won't do anything about it.

644
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,000
In Germany and everywhere else, they're just going to be fucking them off to the side of the road.

645
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Yeah, yeah.

646
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
But here, no, no, no.

647
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Can't touch her.

648
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Can't touch her.

649
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
I know.

650
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
What about her?

651
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:50,000
I saw Katie Hopkins interview one of her and she was like, you ever paid a bill?

652
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Paying a student loan.

653
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
It was like, no, no.

654
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Have you ever worked to pay off a bill?

655
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
No, I worked student loan.

656
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
And it was just...

657
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
They had nothing to say.

658
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Just nothing to say.

659
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000
It's just so pathetic.

660
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
No one likes her.

661
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
No.

662
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
It's just, they just want to be famous.

663
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
That's all it is.

664
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
That's all they're looking.

665
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Yeah.

666
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Look, what are two people running?

667
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
At Twickenham, Frank, Polly.

668
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
What's that going to achieve?

669
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
I don't know.

670
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
It's not bringing...

671
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
It's not.

672
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Even, why not?

673
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
It's all over that.

674
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
And it's nothing positive about them.

675
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
They're not coming across, the way they come across on TV, it's not positive.

676
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
No.

677
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
A lot of it's aggressive as well, to be fair.

678
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,000
And I've seen one where the police, someone ran over because they're doing one of those

679
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
slower marches.

680
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
I need to get to the hospital and my wife needs to get to the hospital.

681
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,000
And the policeman was like, do you think we should, you probably need to get through.

682
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
And he went, I don't think it's the case.

683
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
He needs to go to the hospital.

684
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,000
This is a protester saying to the policeman, I don't think he needs to...

685
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
He thinks he's bullshitting basically.

686
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
What the fuck?

687
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
I know.

688
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I even saw one where it was a mother trying to get the kids to school.

689
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:07,000
And I think it was like an 11 year old son, autistic, and he starts having a full on panic

690
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
attack in the car.

691
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
What's all the bibbing?

692
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Well, it's not just that, but because he's got his routine.

693
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000
So essentially, the drive to school is a part of his routine and he's disrupted and he's

694
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
having a full on meltdown.

695
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
And the mother's like screaming at him.

696
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
You've got to get out of the way, you've got to move, look at him.

697
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
And they still wouldn't do anything.

698
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,000
And then I think it was botanical gardens, these three women.

699
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,000
And again, throwing the orange powder over the plants and everything.

700
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I don't know what the power show got to do with blood.

701
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
I know.

702
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,000
But he's like, what good is a garden if you can't...

703
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000
It's not going to be here in a few years or whatever.

704
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
It just won't make any sense.

705
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
It was all nonsense.

706
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,000
And the other lady gets a hose and starts hosing.

707
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:58,000
The water's dripping off the face and he's like spitting it out while they're still trying

708
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
to shout whatever crap.

709
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Just ridiculous.

710
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
I do hate that.

711
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:10,000
I mean, as a country where we contribute to oil, it's nowhere near like the Middle East

712
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000
and America.

713
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
But the one go there, or Russia.

714
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:19,000
It's just at the flower show, took it up.

715
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000
It's totally ridiculous.

716
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000
And I've seen...

717
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
You can't push them.

718
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000
You can't even because it's clasters of salt.

719
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Even if you just body check them, the place where you rest, you're there.

720
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Because you've sorted them.

721
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000
I know.

722
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
You body check them just walking down the road sometimes.

723
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:41,000
I don't want them to get caught up in anything like that.

724
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Because I'll just have to fucking mount the car and drive around.

725
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Yeah, one person did that in London.

726
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Went around onto the pavement.

727
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Policemen said, I can't do nothing about it.

728
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
They said a word of him.

729
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
He was like, no, fuck, I'm the wanker.

730
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
I drove off.

731
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
That's what you're going to do.

732
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Something needs to get done.

733
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I know when it was the lad that done it at the snooker.

734
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Again, snooker.

735
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
I know.

736
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
It's not achieving anything.

737
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I don't know if it's the owner of the venue or someone to do with the snooker association or something.

738
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
He was like, forget this then.

739
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
I'm not having it.

740
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000
He's gone to a small clients company.

741
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Let's just say there were 600 people at the Crucible.

742
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:36,000
He's emailed or wrote a letter or whatever to all of them saying, I'm taking his case to the small clients company.

743
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Do you want to be involved in it?

744
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000
There's 70 people that have gone, yeah, I want to be involved.

745
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000
That lad is going to get phones out of his arse because of doing that.

746
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
The rest of it had to be called off.

747
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000
That's tickets that would have to be called off.

748
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Obviously all the people waste their time going up there.

749
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
You'll probably have to pay it off.

750
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
I think that's the right forward now.

751
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
I think that's definitely the right forward.

752
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,000
I think that's something that should be urged to push the destructive nicks.

753
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
It's not just to pay it back.

754
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Look how much place.

755
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:15,000
There's 10 protesters and there's 20 police officers.

756
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
It's just so...

757
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Absolutely waste of resources.

758
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Because that Kylie Hopkins soldier we signed on, her friend died on the White Hospital because of the protest.

759
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
You would just be so mad.

760
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
So mad.

761
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Just fucking idiots.

762
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000
It's ridiculous.

763
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Have you heard of Target in America?

764
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
I know Target.

765
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
No, I just wanted to see if you...

766
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
No, have you heard of what's going on there?

767
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
No.

768
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
We'll start before another show.

769
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I just wanted to quick-fire while you were there.

770
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000
You'd be so...

771
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Yeah, you would be.

772
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
It's ridiculous.

773
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
There's all that going on.

774
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,000
But then you've got all this U.S. scheme and everything that's in London.

775
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Which that isn't helping the situation.

776
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000
So it's the same as with Birmingham, the clean air zones and that.

777
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
You go through one zone, you've got to pay so much.

778
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
And go into another one, you've got to pay even more.

779
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
But I did see...

780
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I don't know how much of a trend it is at the moment.

781
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
But hopefully it starts getting some traction.

782
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:39,000
So this one chap who lives in London, he's got an old Fiesta, essentially.

783
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
So he has to pay whatever the £12 he's or something could die.

784
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:50,000
So what he'd done was registered the vehicle to the mayor of London.

785
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,000
So put his name, put the address and sent it back off to the DVLA.

786
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:01,000
So any time he goes through those cameras, the fine gets sent to the mayor of London's address.

787
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000
And obviously if he gets pulled over, he'll be like,

788
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Yeah, my mate the mayor, it's his car, he just lets me drive it.

789
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,000
So as long as he still taxes it and ensures it, it can be registered legally to the mayor of London.

790
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
So he wasn't telling people to do it.

791
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000
But essentially he was here to say, look, if you do that, then it's fine.

792
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:24,000
So I hope that everyone that has to pay these things starts doing that.

793
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Because that would be hilarious.

794
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000
It's alright, you don't mind someone just taking it.

795
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Just to take away from you because it's not in your name anymore.

796
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
And you could have had it.

797
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Yeah, I thought I did fine that quote, only to be honest.

798
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Right, so I've got something else for you.

799
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
We've got an email.

800
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
A ruler?

801
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
We've got an email.

802
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Wait, did it cheer?

803
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Woo.

804
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
So yeah.

805
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
But it haven't been serious.

806
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Yeah, yeah.

807
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I won't say his name that's come on at the top of the email because he signed it off sort of different.

808
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
But yeah, so from Dan G.

809
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Alright lads, I'm new to podcasts and just got onto yours.

810
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Just wanted to ask some people, not just more reading, but people not using full English.

811
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Which I'm not slagging you off Dan.

812
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,000
So he's asking what's our origin story.

813
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
So how did you call his mate?

814
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000
And then keep it up, Dan G.

815
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,000
That's a good question.

816
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Dan G, little legend.

817
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Dan, thank you.

818
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Yeah.

819
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
No thank you for that.

820
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Obviously, this being the 10 episode, this is the first email.

821
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
It's quite nice to know that they write for this thing.

822
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Yeah, nice little message there.

823
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Yeah, so origin story then.

824
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
I mean it's nothing special or magical.

825
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000
It was just literally, well essentially it was day one, year seven.

826
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:03,000
So year seven is the first year of high school.

827
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Which I don't know why we all call it high school now as well.

828
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Obviously I only ever know in senior school.

829
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Yes, secondary school.

830
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
That's because I'm old.

831
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Yeah, I mean, but I hear a lot of people older than us calling it high school now as well.

832
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Yeah, so first year of secondary school, first day.

833
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:26,000
It was literally, you know, we was tiny.

834
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,000
And it was the first, I think it was form group, wasn't it?

835
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Yeah.

836
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
First week in the morning.

837
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Yeah, because what happened was the first.

838
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:41,000
So in year seven in high school, you had a complete building just for year sevens.

839
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Yeah.

840
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
And it was over the opposite side of the roads, the main building.

841
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:52,000
And then what they did is on the first day, they got everyone in the playground and then they called names.

842
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
And you had to line up and that was your form.

843
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
And then you'd followed the teacher into your form room.

844
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Yeah.

845
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
And that's where the day began.

846
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000
We was the first year of high school joining together as well.

847
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Yeah, so it was the two schools, wasn't it?

848
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Yeah, so high school was two, that joining two schools.

849
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Two schools were next to each other, which was always weird in the first place.

850
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,000
I remember with my sister, when she went, obviously before we was in school,

851
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:23,000
the stories about both sides just at the gates ready to fight each other every day.

852
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,000
It's like, you're just at school, why is there a row over it?

853
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
You know, football games or something.

854
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
It was literally two schools literally right next door.

855
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
There was no building in between.

856
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
It was literally just a fence.

857
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
One school, one school.

858
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Then over the side of the road, opposite side of the road, sorry,

859
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
there was a smaller building that was connected to one of them.

860
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
I can't remember which one originally now.

861
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
I think it was BK.

862
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:51,000
So it was Sir Warford Marno and Bink Hendrick schools,

863
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:58,000
which as we joined, it changed to Cal, which was Centre for Accelerated Learning.

864
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,000
And then within a year or two, it changed again then, didn't it?

865
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,000
To International School and Community College of East Burga.

866
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
So it was abbreviated to ISCCEB.

867
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:13,000
And then I think now it's called the International or something.

868
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,000
I don't know if it's changed again since we've left.

869
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yeah, so we'd been picked into the forms and followed the teacher into the school,

870
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
into the classroom.

871
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,000
And I think it was only like five or ten minutes in really.

872
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I remember just sitting there and the teacher's just waffling on whatever she was saying.

873
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Who was the teacher?

874
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
I can't even remember.

875
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000
To be fair, I struggle a lot with not just teachers,

876
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
but people that we went to school with and our Australian names.

877
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,000
But I can picture where we sat.

878
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
I remember where I was sitting.

879
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Because you was like sitting right with me at first, weren't you?

880
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000
No, I was to the left because I was out the window.

881
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I was always looking out the window.

882
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
On day one though?

883
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Yeah, yeah.

884
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,000
All right, I just remember getting told off straight away.

885
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,000
So not that I was a normal child or anything.

886
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,000
It was just literally teachers talking and I just poured my bottle of Vans for eight.

887
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
And a sip of you.

888
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000
You might be right.

889
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
We did sit at different places.

890
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
You had to sit in the middle when you did that.

891
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Yeah, I remember you was to the right.

892
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000
I remember looking at you and laughing at me.

893
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:31,000
But yeah, I had a sip of the pop and the teacher just switched on me straight away.

894
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000
I was like, what are you doing?

895
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Drinking.

896
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
So you can't do that in here.

897
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000
I can't remember what they said, but not who he was.

898
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
I can't fucking remember.

899
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
I don't know.

900
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
I remember that though.

901
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000
I just remember you getting the...

902
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Yeah, just grilled up.

903
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
No, bottle of Vans.

904
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
It was like abstinence in my pop.

905
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Yeah.

906
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
You can't do that in here.

907
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
No, what?

908
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
Yeah, just confused.

909
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Obviously because in primary school, it didn't matter.

910
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
You'd have your little juice pop and whatever.

911
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Just have a sweet.

912
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
But no, she just kicked off at me.

913
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,000
I was like, I'm up on a bad start there.

914
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:09,000
And then I can't remember if it was from that day then.

915
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
They're just like...

916
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Because essentially we've each formed a group because you're already together.

917
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Unless you went to school with someone, primary school with someone, you didn't really have any friends.

918
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:27,000
And apart from a couple of girls from primary school, which I wasn't in the same form as, I didn't know any lads.

919
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:34,000
So it pretty much was you just sort of hang around with the form group and then start making friends that way, wasn't it?

920
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000
So it was Ryan in that form.

921
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Yeah, there was a few people from...

922
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Yeah, you already had friends from primary school anyway.

923
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
In that class.

924
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000
Yeah.

925
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:50,000
And then we just started, yeah, it was literally just started talking there.

926
00:50:50,000 --> 00:51:00,000
We used to sit on the bench and we'd have a lot of sandwiches and a lot of packed lunch or whatever.

927
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Just chatting crap and he knows that, he's talking about Pokemon and stuff.

928
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Remember the stick force?

929
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Yeah, looking back it was fucking stick force.

930
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Yeah, as kids do, just pretending at the swords and that.

931
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
It was probably like...

932
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Yeah, we were going for it all.

933
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:26,000
I mean, to be fair, I didn't hurt each other really, but I just remember the one in particular, just bam, bam, bam.

934
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,000
And then you sort of slapped me over yours, ran away.

935
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Just launched it.

936
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,000
I remember seeing it spinning in the air, it just hit you on the back.

937
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:39,000
And you're like, ah!

938
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
The good old days.

939
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Yeah, it's mad. School was just mad in general really, weren't it?

940
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Again, I don't, because I don't remember all the teachers and that, but just being in school, it's just a weird concept.

941
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Because they don't teach you anything that you really need.

942
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
No, I don't.

943
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,000
I don't sit there doing...

944
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000
I think you learn yourself.

945
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Yeah, it's calling yourself and stuff, isn't it?

946
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Yeah, I think you just learn yourself more than...

947
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,000
I don't think a teacher's ever teached me.

948
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
It's...

949
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Maybe besides OECD.

950
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000
But again, I mean, technology's moved on that quick.

951
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:27,000
So it was a B-level GMVQ, which was the equivalent to full GCSEs.

952
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:34,000
So I got B in OECD, but I mean, again, I don't do spreadsheets or anything,

953
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:40,000
which I never needed to with not going into like an office job or anything,

954
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:44,000
but going back onto the computers and learning all of these.

955
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
It's just gone so quick.

956
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Yeah, it's probably something that they teach these days, but I remember PowerPoint presentations and that as well.

957
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000
So I've never had to do a PowerPoint call at all.

958
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,000
The mini-glitch.

959
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Yeah, yeah.

960
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
I mean, I suppose this is kind of similar with the editing.

961
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:05,000
It's similar process as doing a PowerPoint.

962
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Because again, I remember the teacher saying to me,

963
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:11,000
not that I did amazing in school, but there was a couple saying,

964
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,000
oh, yeah, you can do such and such.

965
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Essentially, he kept saying an office job.

966
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,000
I remember just sitting with one of them.

967
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Again, I can't remember her name.

968
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Oh, God.

969
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Yeah, I can't remember her name.

970
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000
But she was like, oh, yeah, you could do such and such, whatever office job,

971
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,000
and this and that.

972
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
I was like, oh, I don't want to.

973
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
She was like, why not?

974
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,000
And to me, I always knew I'd either go in the Army or get onto the tools.

975
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:44,000
And within two weeks of leaving school, I was doing the electric step.

976
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,000
And I just remember looking at me and just saying, why would you want to do that?

977
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Why would you want to do that?

978
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Because I don't want to see in front of the computer all that.

979
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000
I already knew at that point, about 15 or whatever, that I didn't want to do that.

980
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Obviously, I'd be a weekend job at that point as well.

981
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
I'll quiz no subs.

982
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:07,000
I mean, that was good enough in a sense because it was always meeting people.

983
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000
I did enjoy working with the staff there.

984
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:16,000
But yeah, I just I know I wouldn't have been able to see in front of the computer just doing it all day long.

985
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Yeah, it would have cracked me off.

986
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Same again, in a factory, working on a line and whatever, I'd do it if I had to, but I really wouldn't want to.

987
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000
You like being like a new project, new place.

988
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Yeah, yeah.

989
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Meeting people.

990
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000
Being your own boss in here as well.

991
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Yeah, it's that.

992
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Dictating your own working hours as well.

993
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Yeah, yeah.

994
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Literally just meeting different people, not being in the same place all the time.

995
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Yeah, because I remember when I did the building, so it's in a Birmingham town centre and it was pretty much we did a couple of jobs in between.

996
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,000
But it was almost a full 12 months just on the same building.

997
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Every floor was the same, the only different floors, the basements and then the top, which was the plant room and whatever.

998
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:11,000
But just going in, knowing that I've got to run these cables the same way as well.

999
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
I did the floor below week in, week out.

1000
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:25,000
And it was 16, 17 at the time, so I'd get on the bus, a couple of stops down, Dean would get on the bus and then the next stop would be Scott.

1001
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:30,000
And then, because it was first thing in the morning, I'd got that used to it.

1002
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:36,000
I knew that I could get my head down because I'd always sit where you had the four seats, the two of each facing each other.

1003
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:43,000
I could still have a bit of a nap on the bus and then I'd know where we are to get back up and get off the bus in town.

1004
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,000
You see the same people getting on and off the bus every day.

1005
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,000
It was a big problem, it really did.

1006
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,000
It was horrible thinking back at it, it just winds me up.

1007
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:58,000
So, yeah, always, I didn't want to do that.

1008
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,000
But yeah, it was just school, I think.

1009
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:08,000
It was just school and then you'd like, just how friendship just progresses and you like the same things, you talk about the same things.

1010
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,000
I always talk about music and like, Pokemon obviously.

1011
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Yeah, I remember us going off town, getting on the bus early and waiting outside Game Station or whatever just to get Pokemon games and that.

1012
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
It was just a simple interest for us.

1013
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Yeah, we always have a laugh, just stupid stuff as well.

1014
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Just running a torch out the window at cars and stuff.

1015
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Yeah, but that was like when we was 19.

1016
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Even liquid used towel, 19, doing the best thing ever.

1017
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Yeah, so yeah, that was the origin story really.

1018
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:55,000
No stupid messing around or whatever, it was just literally just in school, just bug standard.

1019
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000
But thanks for your question though, I really appreciate it.

1020
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
You're getting off on a raise.

1021
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Yeah man.

1022
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
I'm happy we got a message after this.

1023
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Yeah, Dan, you got any more messages? Anyone else either?

1024
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Any questions or whatever, anything else you want to ask us?

1025
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Yeah, just bang them in, just let us know.

1026
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Hopefully we get a few more in now.

1027
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000
He's broken the seal.

1028
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Yeah, he's broken the seal.

1029
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Go gently.

1030
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000
I know, yeah.

1031
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000
It was a nice little question to start off with.

1032
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Next week it'll be something horrible.

1033
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,000
Yeah, fucking stop this podcast you dickheads.

1034
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000
I do want to hate one though.

1035
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Not a real hate one, not like a fake, don't do it just to be fake.

1036
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:55,000
In general if you've got some criticism you think there's something we should do.

1037
00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:02,000
Don't just come on and say your hair is shit, you've got a horrible beard or whatever.

1038
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,000
I will just slag you off there.

1039
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:11,000
But yeah, I think that should be it really then.

1040
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,000
We've not really touched on anything else we was going to do.

1041
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
No, but we can say that.

1042
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Yeah, we'll do that next week.

1043
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:27,000
So on that note then, if you have got any questions or whatever you want to send in,

1044
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,000
on Twitter it's Ash and Jay D.

1045
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Or send us an email, realtalkingpod at gmail.com.

1046
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Twitter I've been messaging back on the original Twitter handle.

1047
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,000
So obviously I've sent like 50 requests to get it reinstated.

1048
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:56,000
And they keep messaging me saying for me to send a reason why it should be unsuspended.

1049
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,000
I just can't, but I haven't got a cost to any of them, there's no point.

1050
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Because that was literally weeks and weeks ago that I've been sending these.

1051
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000
Yeah, he's taken his time anyway.

1052
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:13,000
And on each of them, once I reply they'll get back to me in three to four business days.

1053
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,000
I might do with one of them, just message back, see how long it actually takes.

1054
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
But I ain't bothered, we don't need it.

1055
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
We've got a better Twitter now anyway.

1056
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000
I will say this, this is episode 10.

1057
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,000
It's still early days, but we do plan to progress.

1058
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Obviously we've spoken about going on a ghost hunt.

1059
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:37,000
And having guests on that still the goal obviously, it's just getting there.

1060
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:42,000
And just seeing what the fan base is and just growing from there.

1061
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,000
But we really do appreciate your email.

1062
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Yeah, obviously if there's any ideas, any topics you want us to touch on, then yeah, ping it over.

1063
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Slide in those DMs.

1064
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Slide in.

1065
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Just slide in there.

1066
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Just, just, just, just, we're ready.

1067
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Yeah, yeah.

1068
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
We're ready, we're lying down.

1069
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,000
That's veins on the sword.

1070
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
So yeah, that's a pot.

1071
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Yeah.

1072
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Yeah.