1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Hello everybody and welcome back to the Real Talking Podcast. Now unfortunately it has 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,800 been a couple of weeks because we've had some technical issues. We've still had it this 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:15,920 morning while we've been messing around with it but we've finally got it sorted anyway. 4 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:25,320 So unfortunately you have missed two amazing episodes as well. So episode 9 which was a 5 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:34,680 special for the Coronation Weekend. We had a lot of fun UK facts and history stats, a 6 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:43,560 few weird ones. There was the Monkey Hangers which if I can get the audio fixed for those 7 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:49,120 two then I will get those published. You might want them at some point in the future but 8 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:53,160 if not we'll probably just touch back onto the issue. We was chatting with those. And 9 00:00:53,160 --> 00:01:01,240 number 10 was a summary of the previous 10 episodes. It was a bit of a special episode. 10 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:06,320 Your Birthday Weekend special coming up as well. We were having a little bit of a drink. 11 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:12,720 There was some Woodgerobbers on there. Actually number 10 was probably one of the better ones 12 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:16,440 we've done. Which is Jack and that's the one. Because the Woodgerobbers, if we can't get 13 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,720 the audio back we definitely have to come back to that one. Well I think we will do 14 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:26,280 some more Woodgerobbers again. Because those were just weird. Yeah, yeah. Would you rather 15 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:32,760 be completely bald or completely hairy like a griller. And that was controversial from 16 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:40,560 the pair of us because you'd rather be completely bald. I'd be hairy. And you just didn't agree 17 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:48,840 with me. I just thought the maintenance alone would just be. Mate, I've got all that maintenance 18 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:54,840 at the moment anyway. I know I've got long hair on the top anyway and I'm trying to grow 19 00:01:54,840 --> 00:02:03,200 it out on the back and sides so it's all long. But more routine now. So when I have my shower 20 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:10,640 I'll pre-wash the hair to get any general dust out. But are you mean you just. Yeah, 21 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:14,800 so all my hair in general I'll use. I've got my cheap shampoo that I'll pre-wash to get 22 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:20,440 the dirt out. Then I'll give it a second pre-wash to make sure all the dirt's out. Which it's 23 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:26,200 mad because you do see all the dust and stuff in the water as it goes down the shower. Then 24 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:33,600 I've got my special hair promotion growth shampoo which goes in all of it and, well 25 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,920 including the beard, this is at the same time. So it goes in all of that. Leave it in for 26 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:44,920 five minutes while I wash the rest of the body. Then I wash all that out. Then I put 27 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:50,960 conditioner in which that stays in for a couple of minutes as well. And then now what I've 28 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:58,480 recently added is the rosemary oil. So after my hair's dried to a certain degree I'll put 29 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:03,960 the rosemary oil in all of it which that helps promote the growth. Are you using one of those 30 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:10,960 derma rollers as well? No, so that's with another. Is it maraq's oil or something? Yeah, 31 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:15,760 I think it is maraq's oil. So if you're using that, it's not because I've got bald patches. 32 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:22,560 I just want to promote the growth, get the back and the sores longer, quicker. So I'll 33 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:26,960 put that in and then it's a different one that you have to use for the beard. So it's 34 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:33,400 castor oil basically. I've always used the beard oils anyway but the castor oil helps 35 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:38,400 grow the beard because I know it's probably hard to remember but before I shaved it all 36 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,400 off for the charity a couple of years ago it was actually longer. It was touching my 37 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:47,400 chest and it just seems to stay at this length now and I want it longer again. I think you 38 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:53,400 should go it off. No, I'm not shaving it off. Or just trim it. I do need to go it off. I 39 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,400 don't. No, I mean like so it's just short. So it's not a, you wouldn't call it a beard, 40 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:04,400 you could. No, I want to keep it longer. I want to get longer with you. But the main 41 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:09,400 thing, I want all my hair the same length anyway. So yeah, that's a full routine with 42 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:15,400 that. So back to the would you rather. Being hairy, I'm used to it anyway. So that wouldn't 43 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:24,400 happen to me. We also touched on favourite comedians and that as well because we went 44 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:29,400 off when it was the week after we done the record because we tried to be clever, tried 45 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:35,400 to do two records in one sitting. Yeah, to save time. Yeah, because the following week 46 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:43,400 we went and saw Tom Segora Lowhoof in Birmingham and they knew was going away for your birthday. 47 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:49,400 I had stuff to do last weekend so yeah, trying to get ahead and get the records done but 48 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:56,400 somebody just didn't work. The technical issues, but sure we saw it tonight. Yeah, Tom Segora 49 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:03,400 was good. I was a little under bound with it essentially because a lot of his material 50 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:08,400 already know because of watching him on his podcast and that anyway. But did you enjoy 51 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,400 it? I enjoyed it. We didn't really talk about it. No, no, no. So did you hear some of the 52 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:17,400 jokes already there? It's not that it wasn't exactly the jokes that he's already told. 53 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:23,400 It's just I knew the stories. Yeah, so as well as hearing them for the first time. Yeah, 54 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:30,400 yeah. So I knew where it was all going. I still enjoyed it. It was for the price because 55 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:37,400 I think it was about £30 something each. So it was a good experience and plus obviously 56 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:45,400 we made our mate there didn't we? Getting the cheap beer. Skipping the queue, paying 57 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:51,400 cash saving money. Well, we saved £4 each point. Well, cash is king. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 58 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:57,400 He made himself. He made. That weren't going in the till mate. Yeah. So yeah, it was a 59 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:02,400 good. Yeah. So I think in the next couple of episodes, we'll start bringing in some 60 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:08,400 of these would you rather questions and do some of the quizzes and whatnot. Yeah, I did 61 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:13,400 like, I know I've just mentioned it, but I did like number 10 for that quiz. Like that 62 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:18,400 feel for it. I thought it was a it was especially because we had a few beers as well. Well, 63 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:23,400 obviously went out for food. It was just, you know, it was good. I know because it was 64 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:28,400 getting quite late by the end and I mean it was probably about an hour and 10 minutes 65 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:33,400 worth of just rambling on and we only had to cut it off really because I had to get 66 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:39,400 back home with the wife myself. But it is what it is. It's done. If I can recover the 67 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:45,400 audio, the video was just the videos there. There's just no audio with it because the 68 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:50,400 other microphone just didn't pick up with the camera. It's just fucking it's still a 69 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,400 learning curve anyway. You know, we're new to this. We didn't say we didn't do what in 70 00:06:54,400 --> 00:07:00,400 school. We did. Okay. But this is all new still. We didn't have podcast lessons in school 71 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:05,400 or anything. Did work. You know, it wasn't taught literally to learn. If you heard number 72 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:11,400 episode one, he literally just the case of putting it together, sitting down and just 73 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:17,400 hitting record and pointing out there. Obviously, you know, we're getting better. You're getting 74 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:22,400 loads with the audio up. Sorry with the editing and everything. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it helps 75 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:27,400 that I'm actually using a program that I paid for instead of just a free one that you could 76 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:33,400 just clip and cut and press play basically. But yeah, we're getting there. Well, it was 77 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:39,400 also obviously one of our listens to podcasts before doing a podcast, which is weird when 78 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:46,400 you think about it, but not since then. I have listened to a few podcasts. Yeah. And 79 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:53,400 yeah, no, I've, I've became a fan of, of the from doing it. I can understand the effort 80 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:59,400 that goes into them because it's, it's, it's, it's when you have a specific topic, you 81 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:06,400 know, you, you kind of keep on the same, you know, topic, but like as we're doing it, obviously 82 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:12,400 we're trying to, you know, be different every week it is, you know, you have to put a conscious 83 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:17,400 effort into like putting out the right stuff and you know, just, just challenge it constantly. 84 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Yeah. Yeah. Cause we, we haven't really got a running theme that we obviously we did the 85 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:27,400 one episode where it was the ghost talk. Yeah. That's the experiences and stuff. Cause that's 86 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:32,400 one thing we're, while we, I think we've touched on episodes. Well, we're calling this episode 87 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:38,400 nine. Yeah. This episode nine, but version like it's technically episode. Yeah. Yeah. 88 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:43,400 Well we touched about like probably getting people on the podcast. Yeah. That's, that's 89 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:49,400 the future goal. Yeah. Hopefully we can start getting people on having guests of sorts. 90 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:54,400 We're going to sort out the studio in a couple of weeks. So you'll see some new scenery. 91 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:59,400 You won't see this beautiful radiator beyond us anymore. It is a nice right. Yeah. It is. 92 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:06,400 I know you chose it together anyway. Didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. It was 93 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:12,400 more paint color anyway. So yeah, once the studio is sorted out, then we'll have a bit 94 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:21,400 more room to get a guest in and whatnot. Well, yeah. So I think going forward, we'll, we'll 95 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:27,400 have other different topics and we'll touch on some more different types of scenarios 96 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:34,400 like the zombie apocalypse style and that as well. Um, yeah. So going on to meet we, 97 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:40,400 uh, in the week that we have at actually had off, I've been busy work boys and, uh, you've 98 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:46,400 been on your jollies. You've had a nice holiday. Yeah. So I went to Amsterdam. First time I've 99 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:53,400 been there was an experience, right? Yeah. Yeah. Definitely was. Um, but yeah, I just, 100 00:09:53,400 --> 00:10:00,400 the one thing that stood out for me was the amount of boys schools. It just, and like 101 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:06,400 no one commutes by car, just bicycles and trams. Yes. I've not been there myself, but 102 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:11,400 he, he needs to bicycle capital as well. Isn't it really everyone? That's their mode of transport, 103 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:19,400 isn't it? Yeah. So I've read there was 880,000 boys schools in Amsterdam. That's four times 104 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:25,400 the population. So there's four times box through his people. That's crazy. Why would 105 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:30,400 you have three extra box? Yeah. Cause you got three flat tires on them or something. 106 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:35,400 When we was doing a tour, a lady says that the retrieve 12 to 16,000 out of the canals 107 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:43,400 every year on top of that. And we asked like, Whoa, why is there so many in there? And 108 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:49,400 she just said when the drunk, the fall in there because well, they get stalled. But 109 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:55,400 if, if you went out and you put your box somewhere, locked it up and you went out, you would never 110 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,400 find it. And if you, if you got absolutely steam and could remember how the fuck you 111 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:09,400 were like, cause you just fucking everywhere. But no, uh, no, it was really good. Um, but 112 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:15,400 I've got to tell you about the peep show. Yeah. We went to, so if, if you have been 113 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:22,400 here, you know what I'm on about. But if you have a, so you go in, you pay two Euro and 114 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:29,400 I think it lasts for two minutes. And so it's in a circle and then in the middle of the 115 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:37,400 circle, where you have a frosted glass, you pay two euros, the glass and frosts. And then 116 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:46,400 all you can see is like a revolving circle bed. And uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, to 117 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,400 be fair, Austin powers would have been better than the woman we see because we saw a Barbara, 118 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:56,400 she was about 50 year old from Barnsley. She looked like someone like that. Yeah. And uh, 119 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:01,400 but the most weird thing is you can see the other people watching it. So are you like 120 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:08,400 in a, so you're looking at circle yet? Where you are, do you walk into like a photo booth? 121 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:13,400 Yeah. So you're in your own little cubicle. So you walk in your own little cubicle, you 122 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,400 put the two euros in your glass and frosts. It's just weird. Cause when we unfrosted, 123 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:24,400 there was a gaze out like directly up to us. Yeah. And he just looked at us and was smiling 124 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:29,400 and nodding his head. And just like, what's he doing? So he wasn't nodding his head. No, 125 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:34,400 he was doing, he was doing something, man. And he, so yeah, but we made the mistake putting 126 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:40,400 four euros, uh, two, obviously four euros, two, two euros in. So we had it for four minutes 127 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:46,400 and it was just painfully too long. Just because you wanted to go, but you can't open the door 128 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:52,400 in case anyone sees and cause a proper strict with scuse you over there. And then she took 129 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:59,400 her under her off, you know, showed us something she's got. And I, yeah, it was weird. And 130 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:04,400 then, so anyway, it was, that was, that was like the most seeded thing I thought. Cause 131 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:10,400 we'd done all the sex shows. Yeah. Which I thought was, I liked it. It had like, um, 132 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:16,400 I don't, don't pause when you say that you like it because some people out there know 133 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:21,400 what these sex shows are like. And if it's on the stranger side and they're thinking 134 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:27,400 you lost this weird thing that I've seen before. No, so I just loved it because obviously you 135 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:32,400 have people fucking on stage and then in between that you have like a stripper, but it's kind 136 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:37,400 of like, it's not serious. It's a bit comedic, like they get people up from, you know, the 137 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:45,400 entrance type part and it's got a comedic factor to it. So similar to that one afternoon 138 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:50,400 in the Legion when I'll win the raffle thing and got pulled up on the stage for the strip 139 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:56,400 of that. Yeah, but it was more, but it had more like a show to it. Like it was, they 140 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:03,400 do it every night. So yeah, not just terror. No, it was a, it was, it was fun like to have 141 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:08,400 everyone come up while they pick people to come up and you know, it's just funny. It's 142 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:14,400 funny. And I think it was 60 euros, but you could stay there or not if you wanted to. 143 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:19,400 Yeah. So it's not, it was like a club and then all the other acts are just going on 144 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,400 and on all night. But the weird thing is you see like the old men on the run, they're coming 145 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:27,400 quickly, jump at the back and you'll see them like every log to image go a log row closer, 146 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:32,400 closer. The next thing you, you know, during the front row, like watching it, it's just 147 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:39,400 like, but the most serious thing. So in terms of all that, the most serious thing I've seen 148 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:44,400 in there. So where the peep show was, that was in a different venue to where the sex 149 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:50,400 show was. So you have the, um, the peep show and the dough. Yeah. And to the Roy, you had 150 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:57,400 like porn booths. So you watch porn and obviously master back. Cause it was, I assume so cause 151 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:02,400 there's tissue in there. Well, yeah. What do you need to do? That would like just to 152 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,400 do it in your house now. Yeah. I don't see why you'd have to go to a movie to pay for 153 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,400 it when you can just stay in your hotel room and watch it on your phone or something. That 154 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:17,400 is a bit strange. It is weird pain to go and have a wank. That's weird. I don't know if 155 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:22,400 you can select you, your fucking talk of porn, but obviously in your own house, you can just 156 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,400 put whatever you want on. I suppose it's probably because when people are walking up and down 157 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:31,400 the red light district all day, they can't hold it in long enough to get back to the 158 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:40,400 hotel. What does that even a door that's blackening? It's like a car. So like, it's like, so the 159 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:46,400 way I walked in to this venue with the peep shows you walk in the peep show dome to your 160 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:51,400 left. And then he had like three or four booths to your right where you watch the porn. I 161 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:56,400 was at the Western good. The back. I can't, I didn't go to it. I can't remember what it 162 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:04,400 was. Um, yeah, that was just weird. But so all that's on the, on the red light district. 163 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:10,400 And what I found weird about the red light district is, you know, you're walking around 164 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:14,400 and it's busy. It's like the hub. Obviously you've got cafes, restaurants, just stuff. 165 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:22,400 It's so it is pretty much no prime location. And, uh, you walk past, you see the girls 166 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:29,400 in the windows, which is weird. Like because you can be standing, I don't know, it was 167 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:34,400 close to me and you. So two feet away. Yeah. And there's just a big glass and the standing 168 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:42,400 there and then the planets coming. Now I don't know who has the balls to knock the window 169 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:48,400 in this crowded area. Ask, you know, this is what the one if they're not free, then 170 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:55,400 go, yeah. Then you see them inside until I closed the curling. So, and then I just kind 171 00:16:55,400 --> 00:17:01,400 of imagined someone having the balls to go in and out. Why it's that busy. I know that's 172 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:06,400 what it's there for. Yeah. But I've always seen someone come out and I just wanted to 173 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:12,400 see it. It was weird as well because so the, the man read law district is on either side 174 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:17,400 of the locket canal. So left them all the way down, but just offered me, I've looked 175 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:24,400 at your off, look at your alleyways and they're in there as well. And for me, you'd probably 176 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:30,400 want to go in, start the less busy ones. Yeah. But now this guy's just straight out busy, 177 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:36,400 straight out Australian, cutting clothes, just like I can see you in there. It's yeah. 178 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:41,400 Obviously that's what it's there for. And it's, it's, it's the different cultures, isn't 179 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:46,400 it? You know, it's, it's, it's, you know, same again with the, the calves, which are 180 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:52,400 just for the smoking and eating the cakes and stuff. It's a completely different, isn't 181 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:58,400 it? But yeah, I think it's because of where we come from. It's obviously it's not legal 182 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:05,400 here and it is a bit more taboo to do something like that. But if you think of it as a different 183 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:12,400 service, you know, if you walk down a road that was full of tattoo shops and you see 184 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:17,400 everyone walking in, getting the tattoos and walking back out, it's that kind of thing, 185 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:22,400 really, isn't it? But obviously you're getting a better service unless you really into tattoos. 186 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:27,400 Yeah. Well, what I was meant to say would have got some of them have like piece of paper 187 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:32,400 in the window and says, cause couple was welcome. Yeah. So, you know, if you're a couple, you 188 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:42,400 can still get it. Yeah. We went to the red light museum as well. And it's basically, 189 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:49,400 you know, it used to be, I don't know if it's called a brothel or nobody. It was. Yeah. 190 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:55,400 So it's left the way how it was. And yeah, it's just weird. It's just got a better sink 191 00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:05,400 or could be diving and then all the way. Watch the fatty. Yeah. Crack back onto it. But so 192 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:11,400 I've heard that it's not just the red light district now as well, that you've got, I think 193 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:16,400 it's an orange district, which is all men in the windows. And then there's like a multicolored 194 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:22,400 one, which has got transgenders in the windows and that as well. Yeah. See, I heard before 195 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:28,400 when there's a blue light district, which is four lady boys, basically, but I didn't 196 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:37,400 see that. And it's if in the vicinity of that, the area with the red light district is I 197 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:41,400 didn't see it. It might've been further on down the main route cause I didn't go all 198 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:46,400 the way down possibly, but I didn't see it. I suppose cause once you've seen 10 windows, 199 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:52,400 you know, there's not much difference now. At least that I would say there's probably 200 00:19:52,400 --> 00:20:02,400 about over a hundred. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. So you went to the museums. I know you're 201 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:11,400 really into your art. Aren't you? Nice paintings. No, I didn't go to either to those two top 202 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:16,400 two museums. I know the ones that bank off museum. I can't remember. I think it's the 203 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,400 right car, but no, I didn't. I just, we don't know a lot of tools. We don't know. I'm Frank 204 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,400 house though. Yeah. Yeah. Which was interesting. Cause I was for like, how can people hide 205 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:31,400 in the house and not get caught? Like she did in the end. Yeah. But how did they get 206 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:37,400 away for so long? Like, like door, but bookcase, they never find us. But I understand why, 207 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:42,400 because literally if you ever been there, you'll know it's like a house within a house. 208 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:49,400 So the house that was living in, like secretly it was probably bigger than my house. And 209 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:56,400 it's mad to think it won't like a broom. It was kitchen, bathroom, bedroom. Like it's 210 00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:02,400 probably same size as this house. If not a little bit bigger. Yeah. But I can't, I'm 211 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:08,400 trying to think of a term for it. No. Um, it's, I don't think it's really a thing over 212 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:14,400 here. I've only really seen stories of it over in America where it's people that secretly 213 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:21,400 live in other people's lofts. Um, so there's one in particular, uh, well this is an actual 214 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,400 thing. Yeah. So it's called lot squirreling or something. So essentially look, cause you're 215 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:31,400 hiding in someone's house and then when they go out to work, you jump out the loft and 216 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:36,400 you, you know, use the facilities, you have food from the fridge and whatever. And then 217 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:41,400 you go back up into your little hole, you're holding the loft or whatever. Um, cause I've 218 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:48,400 seen a few videos anyway, but the one in particular that heard noises, uh, from the loft and that 219 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:55,400 noticed things moved and whatever. So that set up a camera, I think it was in the garage. 220 00:21:55,400 --> 00:22:02,400 So there must've been living in the loft above the garage and, uh, the chap pretended to drive 221 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:08,400 off as if to go to work and whatever. And then you see the loft attach lift up, move 222 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:14,400 to the side and then look, this guy's head just pops down. So he's having a look around 223 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,400 and then he's got his own little ladder that he's got and he pulls it up, drops it down 224 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,400 to the floor. It starts coming down and your man walks through back into his garage. He's 225 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:28,400 like, fucking get out of the house you dickhead. Or to be kicks him out, or to be goes back 226 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:34,400 in, grabs his bag and then comes back out the loft and just does one look. Um, yeah, 227 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:41,400 I can't remember what it's called, but it's, it's quite common really. It's just, I mean, 228 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:48,400 I only know from lofts over here from going up and doing work so often with the insulation 229 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:53,400 that it's in the lofts and it's itchy and it's hot, you can't breathe. And if you look, 230 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,400 it has a lot of there, but you know, you haven't got power to be charging your phone or anything. 231 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,400 So if you're up there watching stuff on your phone all the time, you've only got a couple 232 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:05,400 of hours before he does. So you've got to be one equipped. You've got to have battery 233 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:11,400 banks and whatever. If you're in the toilet, you can't be like just waiting in the corner. 234 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:16,400 You'd notice a stain coming through on the loft and what are they? I don't know how people 235 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:21,400 do it to be fair. And what's good squirting? It's something like that. That's not actually 236 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:28,400 the word cause upwards of memory. Again, I've got peacock in my head, but it's not peacocking 237 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:36,400 cause that's showing off, trying to pull someone isn't it? Um, Oh God, that's going to do me 238 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:42,400 a thing now. But yeah, it is an actual thing. So it's the literally just holding over people's 239 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:49,400 houses, just leaving, just living. Yeah. Just obviously for free, which, um, I'll say, I 240 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:53,400 mean, you've been in America a few times as well. I mean, yeah, you've seen the homeless 241 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:58,400 situation over there. So it's understandable what people do. Have you never seen the video 242 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:04,400 recently? I think it was, it was over in LA or San Francisco. It was definitely in California 243 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:09,400 where there's a tent, obviously harmless geezer, but he's got a projector, it's watching TV 244 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:16,400 on a projector. Tent's fucking Matthew as well. And like, he's just chilling in there 245 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:22,400 watching a big projector in his fucking tent. But everyone I sold and be able to see what 246 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,400 he's watching then as well. No, you could, you could, you could, uh, I can't remember 247 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,400 what he watched, but I think watching just the news or something at the time. Yeah. But 248 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:37,400 the, the boring thing about San Francisco is you can go in there and Rob something and 249 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:42,400 unless it's over a son, I think it's $200. No, I think it's, it's, uh, under a thousand 250 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,400 dollars. No, New York, New York's under a thousand dollars. All right. So it's like, 251 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:50,400 I think San Francisco, I don't know. It's 200. So as long as it's $200, you can't get 252 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,400 done for it. Yeah. No, no. And then please get called out. There's going to give you 253 00:24:54,400 --> 00:25:00,400 a warning. Yeah. If you get called. So you, you, you go home and speak, but just going 254 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,400 into his life, the stores, it's like an handful of shit. 255 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:15,400 It's a, it is mad because again, especially since they've got the gun laws and that, you 256 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:20,400 got out some balls to just walk in and I hope that you're not going to get shot because 257 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,400 you're stealing some food from the shop and that. I mean, obviously over here, people 258 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:29,400 do it and they're going with nose and whatever. And it's supposed to ease easier because the 259 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,400 time that he takes a place to come over and try and stop your arrest, you're on whatever 260 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:38,400 they're already gone in that. So yeah, you got to have some balls. Oh, I was sorry. I 261 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:45,400 was on the side. I was shocked. The amount of homeless people I did say that it is, um, 262 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:53,400 there's a few, it was weird to the foot to the point where you go down one street. Fine. 263 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:59,400 You turn like a left and it's just, just hundreds of, I mean hundreds of homeless people and 264 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:04,400 then you're fucking going down there. It is strange because you again, I've only seen 265 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:11,400 it on the TV, but it's like, there just be a whole street where it's just little tents, 266 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:18,400 the shopping trolleys just with all the parts and all it's just full of the homeless people. 267 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,400 It's, it's a strange reality really. It's a shame that obviously when anyone gets home 268 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:31,400 to us, everyone's got all the different circumstances. It's weird that, that's well, they can do 269 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,400 something about it. Not the homeless people. I'm on about the government's and that they 270 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:40,400 can do something about it. They're just choosing not to really, you know, I've found it interesting 271 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:45,400 for the last couple of years really with, not that I'll go to town centres often now, 272 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:50,400 but the amount of shops and everything that are closing due to the logs of Amazon just 273 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,400 dominating everything, you know, anything you need, Amazon, eBay, it's all there Etsy 274 00:26:55,400 --> 00:27:01,400 and everything. So with all these empty shops and that on the whole streets, again, with 275 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:08,400 all the banks that are closing down and individual branches, what are they going to do with those? 276 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,400 Surely it would just be easy because a lot of the councils own those buildings in the 277 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,400 town centres anyway. So surely they could just convert those into hostels of sorts and 278 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,400 just move the homeless people in, but they won't do it because they won't be able to 279 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,400 make money off of it basically. It doesn't cost them money to do one. Yeah. Well, let's 280 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:29,400 say it's just, they could do it, they won't do it because they're not going to earn off 281 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:35,400 of it. Which is, it's a shame because there shouldn't be as many homeless people as there 282 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:42,400 is. I'll get it when it's self-inflicted because you've done gambling and drug addiction 283 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,400 and whatever. So you've lost all your money that way. But when you see it's the logs of 284 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:54,400 the ex military people that have lost everything because of PTSD or whatever and seeing them 285 00:27:54,400 --> 00:28:00,400 on the streets, it's such a shame. You know, every now and again, I won't give them money 286 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,400 whenever I see a homeless person. I'll buy them food. So go in the shop, get them a sandwich 287 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,400 and a drink and whatever and give them that way. Because they said, you know, they're 288 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:15,400 not going to waste it on drugs and alcohol. I remember the one time when we was living 289 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:21,400 in a pub, I was walking from one pub down to another pub with Keifer and he just jacked 290 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:26,400 the fruit machine. So he's got 100 odd pounds in his pocket. And it was always the same 291 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:32,400 one outside the co-op next door. So anyway, and he's took the chap inside the shop, let 292 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:37,400 him just pick up all sorts and he's all, do you want one of that? Yeah, all right. So 293 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:44,400 he's picked up like a six pack of crisps, grabbed some sandwiches and lots of pop and 294 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:51,400 whatever. And it came up, do you want a beer? No, I'll be all right. He's all go on, have 295 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:56,400 some beer. And he's picked him up some cans of Stero or something. He's fell off 30 quid 296 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,400 on him. And he's still like giving him a tenner or something as well. I think he even bought 297 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:05,400 him some tobacco and roll him. Like, you're off your head, man. Fair enough. He's living 298 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:10,400 like a Kington, all these gays are his old, but you know, you're not helping him, giving 299 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,400 him drink and that as well really. But you know, yeah, it's, it's nice to pay forward 300 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:21,400 lots so much. I mean, that was a bit extreme with the alcohol and that he probably didn't 301 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:26,400 need that. But yeah, it's, it's nice to do it sometimes, but obviously some of them, 302 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:31,400 they are on the other scale, especially when you see the ones that aren't actually homeless, 303 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:38,400 they're just the milk in the system. I remember when I used to get the bus, I was working 304 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:44,400 on a building site in the town centre and there was this one couple, I've got Sinnerflot 305 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:50,400 three, four days in a row that come up to everyone at the bus stop. Kids in the hospital, 306 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:57,400 you got 20p for the bus, rare. And it's the same story every day. And how they can think 307 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:04,400 they can do it at the same time every day as well. You know, so after the first day, 308 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:11,400 everyone was having to do one there anyway. Yeah. People like that cracks me up, but they 309 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:16,400 can earn a lot of money doing it as well. I've seen bloody stories when they're on 310 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,400 the bloody 400 odd pound a day, just sitting there, just with a cup in their hand. So it's 311 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,400 crazy. But you think with how it's all going to change to the digital currency, which I 312 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:32,400 think is 20, 28, that's coming in. So King Charles, he probably won't even get his face 313 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:38,400 on a pound note yet. Since it will all be digital currencies, literally just bank cards. 314 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,400 What are these homeless people going to do? Cause you're not going to have any change 315 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:48,400 to give to them or anything. And buskers as well. I suppose with buskers, they could have 316 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,400 like a little pay machine. You could just tap and donate 50p or something, but homeless 317 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,400 people ain't going to be able to do that. Even though I have seen that, would have had 318 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:01,400 one. Well, obviously they're not homeless if they can afford it. Yeah. Cause you need a 319 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:07,400 bank card. Yeah. So yeah, their ones are a bit obvious. So yeah, it's going to be interesting. 320 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:12,400 Well, not interesting. It's going to be hard for them. They're not going to be able to 321 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:18,400 do anything. Not going to be able to receive any money. Yeah. Well, that's all going to 322 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:27,400 change in a few years. Yeah. Right off of the darkness a little bit now. Yeah. So you 323 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:36,400 had a good holiday. Obviously you've never been into any drug partaking or anything anyway. 324 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:42,400 So did you have any space cakes or anything? No, they sold against that. Yeah. It just 325 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:47,400 not really bad. Like cause you're walking in and saw back in the days with the, you 326 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:53,400 know, when you just smoke in the pubs, just smoke everywhere. So nah, nah. Oh no, don't 327 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:59,400 be stoned. I remember we'd go down to the Legion or wherever. And you, as soon as you 328 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:04,400 walk in, you didn't notice it much at first because it was the norm. So every, every room 329 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:09,400 just been a cloud of smoke. It was all the contestants on stars in the role is coming 330 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:15,400 out of the doorway. And I just, I used to hate the next day cause you wake up and your 331 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,400 clothes, your bedroom would stink. Your clothes stunk of smoke and you wouldn't be able to 332 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:27,400 get the same clothes two days in a row anyway. Even though Barry did, but you'd have to put 333 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:33,400 up straight in the wash. It was quite, quite surprising when they actually did bring that 334 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:38,400 more in that you couldn't smoke in some of what a difference it made. You know, I remember 335 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:43,400 pretty much one of the first nights getting up in the morning and then just still smacking 336 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,400 me aftershave on me t-shirt and not like a cloud of smoke and that dog, stinking like 337 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:55,400 an Astra. It was a, it definitely, definitely better because even with the vapes, I know 338 00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:00,400 some places aren't as strict about it, but you know, not being able to puff on them inside, 339 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:05,400 I think that makes a difference as well. Even though I know it's different worldwide, you 340 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:11,400 still got countries that are allowed to smoke inside. Then there's some places where they 341 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:19,400 have like a separate smoking area and all that as well. Yeah, but it's definitely, definitely 342 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:25,400 for the better over here anyway. I can't stand it. Horrible. It is strange. No, I was going 343 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,400 to say, cause even when we left the concert last week, it was literally as soon as we 344 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:36,400 walked outside, everyone's just lost it. It's just, oh god, gagging at one point. It was 345 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:42,400 a, yeah, it's, it's horrible. It's horrible. I was just going to say how strange it is 346 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,400 when you go to look, obviously when you are a tourist in other countries and how that 347 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:51,400 worked, look, we just touched on the homeless in America, obviously here as well, which 348 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:58,400 is weird how, you know, you can go to some countries and still smoke, you know, in some 349 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:07,400 buildings or rooms or whatever, but just, I know that's, I suppose it's good in a sense. 350 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,400 That's the main thing of those caps and that in Amsterdam, isn't it? It's because that's 351 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:19,400 a controlled environment to smoke the weed and have your cakes and mushrooms and whatever, 352 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:24,400 because you're not allowed to just smoke it while you're out walking around. It has to 353 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:33,400 be inside or in there. Yeah. Cause again, it's only from what I've seen, there's, there's 354 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:38,400 numerous different products. There's one which looked like a bag of candy floss, but it's 355 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:44,400 just full of the smoke. Cause if it's like a bung, but in a bag and see they just sit 356 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:50,400 there and just inhale a little bit here and there. Yeah. I mean, maybe that's something 357 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:57,400 we can do a future episode, a special or something, get some mushrooms, which mushrooms is a mad 358 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:04,400 one. Cause the, the grown naturally it's mushroom season. Like you can find them special areas 359 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,400 like in the woods and whatever, but you can literally just see them while you're walking 360 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:12,400 around. But as soon as you pick it up, that's illegal. It's, it's, it's weird. It's, it's 361 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:18,400 me again. I know weed is technically a legal, it's a natural product because it grows itself 362 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:24,400 from the, even from the earth or if you put it in a pot yourself or, but you know, that's, 363 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:31,400 that's illegal. Um, but yeah, as soon as you pick up a mushroom, illegal, weird. Um, which 364 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:38,400 it's strange as well. Cause I don't know, I don't know what it, the way it's, um, medically 365 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:44,400 proven and medically available in most, if not all of America now, I think Canada as 366 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:50,400 well. Yeah. I think it varies on the style. Yeah. Um, so essentially you just have a medical 367 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:56,400 card and go into whatever shop that, uh, provides it and you just show your card and then they 368 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:05,400 give it to you. And I don't know what state it was now, but there's a few of them anyway, 369 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,400 but once they started doing that and it's, uh, all controlled and provided through the 370 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:16,400 governments, uh, crime rates went down because they're not wasting time just picking up little 371 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:21,400 drug dealers because there's no need for them. They have them drug dealers anyway. No. And 372 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:27,400 it's not research levels went up profits towards the state governments and whatever. All these 373 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:33,400 things went up and so all that information's available yet. We still won't make it legal. 374 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:38,400 I'm not saying it because I haven't smoked weed for a good of years now, to be fair. 375 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:48,400 Um, not that I used to smoke a lot anyway, but, uh, it was, I think it's, uh, what was 376 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:55,400 it? Teresa Manning, who was the prime minister for a little while, her husband is not the 377 00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:04,400 biggest worldwide provider for CBD oil. So essentially whatever farm unit or something 378 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:10,400 that's got over here grows a load of weed, extracts the oil and sells it worldwide. So 379 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,400 you think, Oh yeah, it's all all for them to be able to grow it and do whatever they 380 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:19,400 need to because it suits them. But then they won't promote or sort out a service for everyone 381 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:25,400 else. That's just the rich keeping themselves rich again, isn't it? You know, there's plenty 382 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:32,400 that Rishi soon soon acts doing as well. Um, but he's nice to say that Trump's going to 383 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:39,400 back in power soon. That'd be fun. Uh, I saw the interview, uh, that he did the other week. 384 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:46,400 Again, I've only seen clips of people. He gets asked the question. Um, well, into typical 385 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:52,400 Trump stories, he gets asked the question to do with something, which, uh, it was basically 386 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:57,400 along the lines of how much money has already been sent over to Ukraine to help with the 387 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:04,400 war. And would you still continue to keep that money? And so he skirts around a little 388 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,400 bit and then because he keeps getting asked about it, no, you're not answering the question. 389 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:13,400 You're not answering it. He just goes, look, when I'm president again, look, it will be 390 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:20,400 over in a day because we're good friends with Putin and the other one and that. Yeah, that's 391 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:25,400 it. So cause I'm friends with them, I'll just sit them down and then tell them to stop being 392 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:30,400 friends. Basically. And it will be over in a day. We'll all be shaking hands and having 393 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:35,400 a steak meal or whatever he comes out with. And he's just, he's just golden. It was just 394 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:46,400 so funny. Even his campaign, it's just slagging off Biden and videos of Biden's going up the 395 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:51,400 steps into a plane and he falls off the stairs and there's one where he's struggling to put 396 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:56,400 his coats on and this and that. And Trump's still doing his usual tweets, just laughing 397 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,400 at him and everything. But the whole campaign is like, Biden's done this, we'll do this 398 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:06,400 better. We'll do it this way. And you just have to laugh. And to be honest, I don't follow 399 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:14,400 politics much anyway, but the other chap who's running, he's trying to do it against Trump, 400 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:20,400 but he's also slagging off Biden as well. So it doesn't seem like they're actually promoting 401 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,400 what they want to do too much. They're just saying, Biden's not doing anything. He's not 402 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:29,400 going to do anything. Let's get him out. Let's get mean log. So yeah, it'd be interesting 403 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:36,400 to see what happens over there. Yeah. It's just mad. Any America's just mad in general. 404 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:43,400 Shout out to our American fans. We do appreciate that. Speaking of which, you know, we do know 405 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:49,400 that some of yous out there are in America, Washington and we've had a look at the stats, 406 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:56,400 but yous are there. So send us any questions in and out. We want to know what you think 407 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:03,400 about our views on your country. And yeah, if you've got any topics or anything you want 408 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:10,400 us to talk about, just think it over. We open ears. We want to hear what you have to say. 409 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,400 So have you got anything else you want to say about old Amsterdam? 410 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:18,400 No, no, no, not really. I think we touched on all the aspects. I mean, just everything 411 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:25,400 that I thought was weird and wonderful. Yeah. Weird and wonderful. Yeah. 412 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:31,400 Well, so while you was on your jolly, I was having a long week at work, just grafting 413 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:39,400 as always. But one of the days we had the notes after I'd eaten, wasn't really paying 414 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:46,400 attention to the TV or just finished my food. And then as I was about to go up to bed, I'd 415 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:57,400 noticed the program on the TV. So it was called DNA Family Secrets. And it was this old chap, 416 00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:05,400 I'd say he was in his eighties. I didn't see the backstory up leading to me. But so he 417 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:10,400 didn't know anything about his family history. It was one I've gathered. So it was essentially 418 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:17,400 like that DNA test. I can't think of the bloody name of that now. But where it tells you your 419 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:24,400 heritage. Oh yeah, ancestral. Yeah. So it'll tell you if you're Scottish or Spanish or 420 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:33,400 whatever. So they've done that. And the lady sitting there, she's like, right, so we've 421 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:38,400 picked up names of, I'm guessing it was adopted as well because they were coming out with 422 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:45,400 different surnames. And so they were saying this name, that name, blah, blah. So going 423 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:54,400 off of that, it's 91% certain that your grandfather wasn't a Nazi. And he looked so disappointed. 424 00:41:54,400 --> 00:42:03,400 I thought he was going to cry. But obviously he didn't mean it in that way. But to me, 425 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:11,400 he just looked like he was disappointed that he wasn't a Nazi. So his family was Jewish 426 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:17,400 from what she was getting at basically. But it really looked like he was disappointed. 427 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:24,400 And he didn't say anything about it. And then his wife come onto there and they were explaining 428 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:30,400 on where his family come from. And they had the map that it was from here and there and 429 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,400 different parts and that. But I thought it was quite interesting. It was at the end of 430 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,400 the show and plus I was going to bed anyway. So I think that's a program that I might watch 431 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:41,400 a little bit more of to be fair. But it was just his initial reaction. I thought it was 432 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:46,400 so funny because he did just look devastated as if he wanted to be a Nazi, but he wasn't. 433 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,400 I don't know why you would want to be one these days. I'm sure it was good back in the 434 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:56,400 day when Hitler was around. If that's what you wanted to be a part of. What was he German 435 00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:03,400 then? So from what I gathered, he didn't know what he was. Which I suppose that's the whole 436 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,400 premise. I'm wondering why she was saying you won and that's it. I don't know. He more 437 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,400 than told that his family was from. Yeah, it might have been from that. It might have 438 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:19,400 been maybe the adoption papers where he was. I don't know. Whatever. If he was, I can't 439 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:27,400 figure the name of the homes for him now, but where did the kids get adopted from? Oh, 440 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:33,400 sorry. Yeah. Yeah. So from one of them places might be whatever documents they had from 441 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:38,400 there because they didn't have parent details that maybe the four he was either. So I thought 442 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,400 it was just a weird thing to say when she's like, you're not, you're, you know, you're 443 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:46,400 coming in from like Nazis or whatever. That's just the word. Yeah. Obviously you only put 444 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:51,400 that segment. So it was just a weird. I probably should have went back and rewatch the episode 445 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:57,400 or something like that. But yeah, it was literally just look devastated. But I mean, to be fair, 446 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:04,400 once that says that he was whatever percentage, uh, Jewish family in that you did have that 447 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:11,400 stereotypical big nose. So once it says that was all kind of a bit obvious. Um, but yeah, 448 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:18,400 I just thought that was a funny little moment. The other night. Uh, I mean, to be fair, I'm 449 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:23,400 not watching much TV this week, to be fair. It literally has been, uh, out early getting 450 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:30,400 back, doing the usual walk in the dog and that, um, Oh God, which he had his moment 451 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:38,400 again, the other day. Yeah. Uh, Amazon packet. Luckily he didn't need the blue tap that was 452 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,400 on the side because what came out of him was bad enough as it was. So I wouldn't have been 453 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:49,400 out on the blue coming out of him as well. Jesus, man. He's off his head. But again, 454 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:55,400 even with walking him earlier, the little chihuahua going out, trying to attack him 455 00:44:55,400 --> 00:45:00,400 and the lady can't even hold the lead back properly. And it's a chihuahua and she's 456 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:06,400 struggling to hold it. I'm like, you need to sort your dog out. But you know, it's not 457 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:11,400 mine's there. Not just all excited just to be at the house and that log and yours is 458 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:17,400 ready to go draw blood. It's not right, man. So he's only like, you're with me. No, I 459 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,400 see that dog all the time in your window. It's always aggressive. No, you know, give 460 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:29,400 me a chill pill or something. But, uh, yeah. So no TV or anything. I've not really done 461 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,400 any prep for this to be fair. It's just, it's been hard getting it all sorted. Hasn't 462 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:39,400 it? It's been a lot of tech, obviously it's took us by. We spent over two hours messing 463 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:44,400 around. We were trying to get it sorted. So yeah, we've got there. Hopefully from now 464 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:55,400 on we're back to usual. Yeah. We weekly weekly posts. Um, but one thing that I have been 465 00:45:55,400 --> 00:46:06,400 meaning to say for a while to be fair, look, um, so you look a little bit of an, uh, an 466 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:12,400 accumulator and acrobat from time to time. Don't you? Yeah. I'll do it every now and 467 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:17,400 again as well. I'm not really much of a gambler, but I think this is something that we should 468 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:27,400 do. So just on the, uh, basic betting of put it as roulette basically red or you black. 469 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:37,400 So you've got a 50, 50 chance. You're 16 bets away from being a millionaire. So if I remember 470 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:43,400 it rightly, if you start off with a hundred pound, so you constantly doubling it, doubling 471 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:49,400 it. So I think it's somebody that you'd get to look about a couple of grand. You go fuck 472 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:57,400 that's the moral thing. But I think, I think you just got to go for it really. Yeah. You 473 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:02,400 could put it first one. That's the risk though. Isn't it? Yeah. I think if you could turn 474 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:08,400 a hundred quid into like, as soon as you start like 30 grand, you just walk away. There's 475 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:16,400 no, there's no way you would risk 40 grand, but then I'll just half it again. No, I know 476 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:22,400 what you're saying, but then it's, it's, I don't know. Am I in the moment? I suppose. 477 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:28,400 I think you'd be a funny one to do one day. If we could just sit here, I don't think you 478 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:33,400 can't record it though. But you mean like doing on the laptop? Yeah. Yeah. So not actually 479 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:39,400 putting on screen, but look, record our reactions while we're doing it. That would be an interesting 480 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,400 episode because it could be two minutes long. It could be a fucking hour long, couldn't 481 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:52,400 it? Um, just watching the short episode. Yeah. But yeah, that, that, that'd be a raw emotions 482 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:57,400 coming out. Cause could you imagine it? Cause I think the final figure is like a million, 483 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,400 uh, not 1.3 million, something like that with the way it works out. I should have had all 484 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:08,400 the maps ready for it really, but nevermind. Um, so yeah, cause you imagine you're at like 485 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:18,400 600 odd Faser and you're on your 16th spin now and we've put it all on reds. I couldn't, 486 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:24,400 I couldn't. I think you're worth it though. No, no, no, I don't. If, if some, if someone's 487 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:31,400 said to you the 600 grand in our cash or you can double it or lose it, you just take it. 488 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:35,400 You can buy it. You can do everything you want. Buy a house, buy your dream car, holiday, 489 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:40,400 have money in the bank. You never have to worry. I just wouldn't. But then you could 490 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:46,400 do all that twice then? You could do it all twice. You could do it all like zero times. 491 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:54,400 Yeah. How much you'd be more good if you ended up walking away with nothing because you had 492 00:48:54,400 --> 00:49:00,400 it. But if we did it between a pair of us, you think we're only £50 down there? I think 493 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:10,400 you know what we would have. No, no, you can't think that way cause no, but that's, that's 494 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:15,400 the really you know what we'd have to do. You'd have to do one or I'd have to do one. 495 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:23,400 So a hundred quid for you, a hundred quid for me. So that way, because I know if I got 496 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:29,400 to about a couple of grand, I'll take it out. I'd be like fuck, I ain't carrying this on. 497 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:38,400 I've 50 quid. I know I'd like to give you the big balls and just keep going. But yeah, 498 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:49,400 I dunno. So let's get it on that. So we were starting on a hundred. So obviously your first 499 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:59,400 one, 200 is up to 200. So 200 we're still going for. Yeah. I think it's in T starting 500 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:08,400 the thousands. Yeah. So number three, 400 still going for it easy. You know, it's, it's 501 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:13,400 just fucking, I mean, don't run. I know it sounds a bit cocky. Some people, 400 pound 502 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:18,400 isn't a lot of money to some people. It is. No. Yeah. In terms of what you, what was I'm 503 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:26,400 like the whole point is, yeah. So I, yeah. Number three is eight and then number four, 504 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:32,400 this is when we're into six, six now, 1600. Now here's what I'll be thinking. Don't just 505 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:40,400 take this and then just fucking call it a day. Cause I've turned 50 quid into that. 506 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:48,400 Yeah. But then, so again, 1600, I'm still thinking, oh, no, no, I want more. So, oh, 507 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:58,400 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So it'd be 3000. So there's 508 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:04,400 no, why there's no, why you have a hundred quid and you've turned into 3,200 and you're 509 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:13,400 carrying off. I still feel like I would at this point. Yeah. See, so you've definitely 510 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:22,400 started. I think, I think if, if there's 3,200, I'm taking it off 400 quid. I think that's 511 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:28,400 where I, if I've got it and it's on my balance, I'll probably walk away. So this is what we 512 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:35,400 would have to do in separate. Yeah. So we'd have to do the same lot, red or black then. 513 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:42,400 So you'd still know if I carry on, you'd still know. Oh, we do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 514 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:50,400 We can't do opposite. That could be a separate episode. And also what, if we're doing it, 515 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,400 so we're throwing a couple of quid on green constantly just in case. Or is it just, no, 516 00:51:55,400 --> 00:52:01,400 because it has to be. Yeah. I'll see if it's zero, if it's zero anyway, it's, you've lost 517 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:07,400 as well. Yeah. So it's, yeah, we've this way, it's literally just a heads or tails, a red 518 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:14,400 or black. So I'm going on. I've got the six. It is where it starts with really good numbers. 519 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:25,400 So 6,400 then run to 12. I'm still going. I know you think, so if you're 12, 12, five's 520 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:35,400 900, I'm on a roll. But you could be like, I could take this money and just do it. Like 521 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:40,400 a 400 quid. Like you'll never, well, you'll say, you'll never get that kind of money. 522 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:47,400 You get it for 100 quid. But I think really strictly, if I got to 12, I might be tight 523 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:54,400 the 10 and play the two, two. I, you know, it starts to be logical about it. So you don't 524 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:58,400 lose it all. Then I suppose when you start getting blocked, anything over 10 grand, you're 525 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:03,400 probably, when you started in that, I think you'd have to take the 10, play the two way 526 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:09,400 because then, so I'm just, I'm just, but you make a note of you too, right? Because 527 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:20,400 we'll work that out afterwards then, but I'm, I'm still going. And then the next one, 24,600. 528 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:26,400 Now that, that started to twist me a little bit there. So I'm saying 24 grand. And then, 529 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:30,400 so the next one's going to be, I've still got 50. Yeah. So, so that's, this is where 530 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:36,400 it starts. Yeah. Every one of these now, this is where you definitely thinking, Oh God, 531 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:42,400 that is, that's life changing. So how many wins is that in a row? That is, is that six 532 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:48,400 in a row to get to that? Is it six? Sorry. It's all because I messed up in last. So let 533 00:53:48,400 --> 00:54:15,400 me, uh, four, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. So that's eight, eight 534 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:24,400 wins, spins. I see 25 grand, 600 and then knowing he's 51,000. So you only need to get 535 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:38,400 10 or 400 grand. Yeah. But then, so 10, you're on 102,400. Yeah. So just, just imagine, I 536 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:45,400 think if we, if we did this, we'd have to have a couple of beds because nerves are, 537 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,400 you want to be logical about it all the time and you rather than just, yeah, we've had 538 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:52,400 a couple of drinks that the nerves aren't going to be there. It's not, you're going 539 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:57,400 to be like, yeah, I'm no, I mean, big born. Yeah. Maybe I'd probably spend more than what 540 00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:03,400 I said, but she was the 3,200 or whatever. Yeah. When you started into the 50 grand, 541 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:08,400 102, it's, it's the poem where you'd have to say, I'm like, we've had a few beers, a 542 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:15,400 hundred quid, we've done it. Like, let's just call it an hour. But I'd still go, I've got 543 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:24,400 to this point, I'm going again. So I'm after that. So you just imagine that you had 102 544 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:30,400 and then you lost it. Yeah. You'd be like, you'd be like, yeah, you know, I only put 545 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:35,400 50 quid on the lever, but I'm telling you now, I know that you'd think about that for 546 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:42,400 the rest of your life. You'd think about it more losing a hundred grand than playing out, 547 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:47,400 playing out. I think so. I think you'd care more about losing the hundred grand than playing 548 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:56,400 out from a hundred grand. Yeah. But the reports greater than the risk. So we're on 204,800 549 00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:09,400 at the moment, man. And then we're on, it goes up to 409,600. So then again, after that, 550 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:20,400 it's so why there. So if you actually go up to 400 and 409,000, you wouldn't plan. Oh, 551 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:27,400 no. Yeah. I think at this point I've definitely already cashed in. I think for me, if we ever, 552 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:34,400 if we was to do this and we ever got anywhere near a hundred grand, I'd have to be like, 553 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:39,400 give me out. I couldn't, I couldn't plan on more. That would, that would be more. See. 554 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,400 So again, I think we'd go back then. We'd have to do something. If we got to the 102,000, 555 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:48,400 I think that's where we split it in half. So we've got 25 each and then we carry on 556 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:53,400 with the other 51. Yeah. But that's an extra step. You got to, you got to try and beat 557 00:56:53,400 --> 00:57:07,400 the odds already to get 16 in a row. Now you've got to get 17. So we're at 409,800, 819,200. 558 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:23,400 Then the last one after that, then 1.638 million. So it's a lot of, it's, it's a lot of wind 559 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:28,400 spins to win in a row. I don't think you're ever going to do this because you're emotionally 560 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:33,400 already all over the place. But we're just hypothetical. When you think about it, to 561 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:40,400 win 19 heads or tails, technically what it is in a row. Yeah. 16 to get to that point. 562 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:52,400 Yeah. You know, it's, I don't think it's, no, it's, it's, I would be good at my, my 563 00:57:52,400 --> 00:58:07,400 job. I would be good at my job. I would be good at my job. I would be good at my job. 564 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:29,400 Cause I, cause I know if you bang that out, I know you'd give me some. I think realistic 565 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:37,400 to judge when you start hitting the hundred grand, that's when you, I think even you would 566 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:46,400 have to be like, it's a hundred grand or 50 quid. It's, it's like, you can do a hundred 567 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:51,400 grand, like life. Not so it's not life. It is. It is. It is. But it's life changing. 568 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,400 Don't get me wrong. The million quid is definitely life changing. You have no worries whatsoever 569 00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:02,400 then. But that hundred grand, I think his way forward was to risk it to that. That would 570 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:09,400 be like, I ain't losing a hundred grand on a spin. On one spin. Well, I think that's 571 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,400 definitely something we're going to have to do. Yeah. We should definitely have to set 572 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:19,400 it up. Yeah. What if we both just lose one or two? Yeah. I think if that happens, like 573 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:24,400 if we don't, if we lost pretty much strata wide, then we'd have to do it again after 574 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:33,400 a couple of weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Be interesting. Yeah. It's going to be a funny one. Um, yeah. 575 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:39,400 So I think we've done well considering we didn't really have any prep for this week. 576 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:48,400 Um, hopefully I'll have more time now to get back into it. Uh, get some topics, actually 577 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:53,400 just spend half an hour looking on my phone, watching one of the crappy videos to get some 578 00:59:53,400 --> 01:00:01,400 topics back in, in mind. Um, but anyway, uh, yeah. So we'll call that a part. Uh, don't 579 01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:10,400 forget to log to Croyboard at Jazz, send in any emails to us at realtalkingpod at gmail.com. 580 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:20,400 Uh, the Twitter, it did change from the original one. So it's Ash and JD. Uh, again, when 581 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:25,400 I get back into it, I will sort out an Instagram or whatever. Uh, just don't have enough hours 582 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:31,400 in the days or days in the weeks. Um, so yeah, hope you enjoyed. Don't forget to share as 583 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:51,400 well. And we'll see you next week then.