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Right, so going off of that little bit of an intro, I thought this week we'd talk about greatest movies, soundtracks
Okay
All of yours, all the movies, there's some bangers out there
Yeah, some better than others
Yeah, no, there is individual films that have just got one good song
But I'm talking about a whole fucking album that we can just stick on, listen to
And enjoy those skips
Yeah, so I've compiled a little personal list, you've got a personal list
Yeah, I've got my top three, so I think we have your top three
What, do you want to do one each?
Yeah, so I'll do my number three and then you do your number three and we'll see if they're lined up
So my number three is from the movie, Southport
This, I forgot how, this was such a good movie, but the soundtrack's even better
Obviously had Wiseman by Frank Ocean, which is one of the best songs ever, Eminem, Phenomenon
It just had everything, the movie just flowed all the way through the soundtrack
I think the soundtrack might have been even better than the movie
But it was such a good movie, and also Jake Dinnall just seems to get in some incredible shape for this film
But he's done it with that new one
Yeah, Eminem, or to my father, I think it's called or something like that
Yeah, I've just seen that little clip when he's in the octagon vaulting
Just gets shredded, man
Yeah, he's in such a good shape
He's got good genes
I mean, he's a good actor in general
Yeah, I do like R.J.
Yeah, he's a good actor
I've only seen that film once, to be fair, and it was a good few years ago
So I can't think of all the actual songs for it, but I know it was a good film, I definitely enjoyed it at the time
You know it's good when you come out of a movie, out of the cinema
And you put the playlist on the car, on the drive, and I remember doing this film really good
So what's your number three?
Well, number three for me, it's Rocketman
Oh, just other car?
Yeah, because Alton John in general, obviously, old classic
And it's just all the banders are in it
There was a couple of songs as I watched the film, I didn't know because he's just got a vast lot of beautiful music
But obviously, Rocketman, Rock and Roll, Tony Dancer
It's just the song list in general for Alton John is just endless
That was a good movie, I was shocked how much I enjoyed that
Yeah, I've not watched the other ones with something Malik, the Queen
Oh yeah, that one's really good as well
I've still not watched it yet
Who's the lad that plays Alton John? Something Edgerton, isn't it?
He's really good, he plays him really well in it
Again, he's a good actor, isn't he? The Kingsman, Eddie Deagle as well
Yeah, what is his name now? We're going to have to do him justice by giving his name
He's a really good actor, and the movie, I was surprised how good that movie was and how much I enjoyed that
Yeah, Taron Egerton
What a name as well, is that his real name or stage name?
To be honest, I can't say I know of Taron or of Egerton, so let's just see
What a name
And he's rumoured to be playing the new Wolverine
Yeah, there's been a lot of...
He's been getting into good shape as well
Well, he's done it for a few films really when he's been in a decent enough shape
I know he's the lead in that new Tetris film that's coming out as well
Oh, there already are
I've got to watch that
He's a good actor, that's a decent film, but he makes the film
Yeah, definitely, because he does all the singing himself as well
It's not pre-recorded of Alton's songs and that, it's really good to enjoy
The boys are not into those kinds of films and that, so I only watched it once you've heard it, just pulled her face
It was alright
But I've watched it a few times and I really do enjoy it
Onto number two
My number two is Deadpool, number two
Now this bangers also, it had its own original song, Ashes, Celine Dion, big tune
Then we've got tunes like All Out Of Love, Exkonekivit
It just went dotty-potty, it goes all over the shop, but it's just great
What's that song?
Shoe Boat
The video for that's a crazy video, I'm sure it's going to fall a barrel
Yeah, there's a load of bangers in there, it's got some skrillex in there
But that soundtrack, again, it's all over the place in terms of
It's just different genres of music, isn't it?
Yeah, the two girls had the movie and obviously Deadpool in great shape too, Ryan Reynolds
There's a theme going on there
And again, he's doing well with Wrexham at the moment, isn't there?
Yeah, he's going for Maladie
Trying to entice Gareth Bader out of promotion as well, weren't there?
I can't say
He's turned it down
Yeah, so my number two
It's cheating a little bit because it's more than one film this is
It's the Rocky franchise, more so number one to five
Because all the songs on there, especially the training montages
That's the gym hype, or used to be the gym hype anyway
I used to stick them on all the time, doing me running and everything
And just in general, they're just good songs
I know it's a different era because it was the 80s
Or possibly 70s? No, I think it came out in the 80s
So it was just a lot of emotional rock anthems
The song that sticks to my head out of that one is not the one you would think is
It's the one where Apollo dies
And he's driving back in his car and he's reminiscing
And it's got a fucking proper power battle
But again, I just can't remember what that's called now
I think that was Heart's on Fire
Heart's on Fire, strong desire
Big truth
And then when Apollo first comes out
Yeah, I think it was the first one
Living in America
So I have a feeling though mine, and also in great shape as well
Have you seen the songs? Absolutely ridiculous
I think before we do our number ones
We should give some honourable mentions first
Because when I was thinking about All Days to the Dying
It was just on and on and on
I literally did just spend ages looking at different films
Trying to jog my memory of movies from the past
So you've already mentioned Eminem, 8th Oil
Again, it's maybe all his songs but that was just the banger in there
Ghostbusters, that was the one hit one that really
But he did have a good few songs in it
Obviously maybe it was just the Ghostbusting song
Lost Boys as well
I've never watched him, mate
Vampire films
But again, it was mainly just one song that always crossed my mind
Scorla Rock, Jack Black
He just bangs in
Have you seen the new anniversary of that?
I want to say it's been 20 years
So there's been a new anniversary concert for it
Or a segment on some show
I've definitely seen a lot
I've seen a couple of reunions with him in general
But I've not seen about that
American Pod
Oh yeah
All the songs, I mean teenage memories coming back
Also, have you watched the new Marriott?
Not yet, no
That's got a good soundtrack
It's got a good soundtrack
I've only seen the video of the original song Peaches
And that's in the official charts
I don't know where it's landed
But fair play to him
I just always think he's so underrated, Jack Black
As a singer
Because he does all these great movies
Probably not so much Ghostbusters
But he's been in a lot
But yeah, his band Tenacious D
His vocals, his covers
I feel he's underrated
Again, I can keep going on and on
Space Jam
We won't mention about R. Kelly's history
But that had loads of tunes in it
Dirty Dancing
I mean again, that's one for the women more
So really bought some tunes in it
Wayne's World for the rock fans
The famous car scene
The fucking banging out Freddie Mercury
Wayne's World party time
Yeah
To look back on Wayne's World
There was a little TV show
It was kind of like
It was just a little segment wasn't it?
Yeah
It started off on
It was a comedy sketch show
I can't forget the name of the show
And I had other people saying it's fucking issue idiot
But it was just one of those little sketches
So it was Morgmoor's and the other chap
Which I'll always forget his name
Garfield? No that's his name
Yeah, it's Garfield
So it was literally just a little sketch
And then they cut the budget to make the movie
That's a great film actually
I love the bit where he's falling
The Asian man
And he talks Asian bread
His lips are
His
His proper lips are in here
And it's just
I'm fucking crying that one
Yeah
Cassandra
And
Another one back to the future as well
Johnny B Good when he weeps out
At the end of the film
Gets on the guitar
Yeah
And he ends up going off the rails and smashing the guitar
But again that's got a good couple of songs
But mainly just
Johnny B Good he's always the stand out on that
Top Gun as well
Yeah Top Gun yeah
You know that half naked scene of him
Body balling
With jeans on
Nothing says body ball then
Top's off with jeans restricting everything
Yeah sunglasses on that as well
Sweating right in the crotch area
Yeah that's what you want to be doing
Did they have shoes or trainers on or was it barefoot?
Because I think it would make it worse
If you had barefoot
Jeans and topless
Because
The scene's
Homoerotic anyway
And when you look back at it
There is that little comedy sketch of Quentin Tarantino
Saying how it is
A gay film
Essentially
Because at one point I remember
When they're sweating there's just a chest
Of someone sweating
So it is homoerotic
But still in shape
Running through to that
Yeah I think
That's the my honourable mentions
There was loads and loads but
I didn't want to write them down too much
Because we'd be going on for hours and hours
I think it is just the ones where
The city ready's
When you've come out to cinema
You want to put that
The soundtrack
List up
And just go for it
Because also
I really loved the soundtrack
One of my favourite mentions
Black Panther 2
That had a really good soundtrack
Well number one did as well to be fair
Yeah
Because there's a lot of programmes
Especially the Marvel programmes on Netflix
They really delve into
The soundtracks of these programmes
They were
Music just helps to have the stories now
Doesn't it
And then I think before we reveal
The number ones as well
Because obviously these are
Personal choices
On the website you've got some
Stats for it
The top four
Official unofficial
Yeah so it varies from website to website
From Fulcher.com
Now I haven't watched any of these
And I reckon you might have watched
One or two
So yeah so again this is
From Fulcher.com
Number five, Oberwacht
Come on 2000
Number four
Is Purple Rain
Big Jones
1984
Fringshaft
1971
Number two
Superfly
1972
And then number one American Graffiti
1973
But again I've never watched any of these
Any varies from website to website
I think just
We haven't really put the list
Together there
It's all subjective you know
A lot of these
Journalists that just go on
But one that did just pop in my head
Which is all original music
The Safe Part movie
Bigger louder better
The songs in that were just ridiculous
Their creators were just buddy in general
And get with Team America
And all that as well
But yeah the Canadians
Singing in that fucking hilarious
Right so
Number one on the list
I've got a feeling it's the same one
And I'll be shocked if it isn't
The Galaxy Volume one
Number two was good
Number two had some really good songs
But this one just flowed a lot better
In the movie
Number two was
The soundtrack was really really good
But I felt like number one just changed
The whole
Music in terms of
How the movie
And the music
For me
The music made the movie
Was good as well
If that makes sense what I'm saying
The whole flow of the soundtrack
Just made the movie even better
It definitely did
It's the same one
It made me go back
And listen to songs from the 70s again
80s again
Just songs that you wouldn't really
You know you wouldn't give good talk to
I wouldn't say we'd forget about it
Because it was 20 odd yards
Before we were born
Songs you think, this is a good song
Hooked on a failure
And then you've got Iskay
Pina colada song
Call back to the intro
Of the pod
It just was
I mean
I couldn't even be able
To count how many times I've just
Stuck this playlist on one word
And I will draw with you and that
It just goes on and on
It's absolutely brilliant
Also we picked up on
Nostalgia last week
But he goes back to Nostalgia for us
Because he has the tape recorder
To play, then obviously it's got songs from the 90s
I want to say 90s
Maybe not the 90s sorry, but it's got the 80s
And definitely the 70s
It's got obviously Rupert Holmes, David Bowie
Jackson 4, Redbone, Marvin Gaye
So
Big songs
Big artist
That soundtrack
I think definitely
For the Marvel franchise
Because it's made
Their movies more
The soundtracks better
Because before that
I can't remember
A Marvel soundtrack that was any
Good
Well there wasn't as musically orientated before that
But now I really feel like
Especially with the Marvel films
The soundtracks are key
How pushy
I think it was one of the better things
About Full
Love and Thunder because it was
A lot of similar songs
Again
Another one in good shape
Lovely naked scene there
But yeah it definitely did
It helped shape a lot of the Marvel films after that
And just listening
Through the whole of the soundtrack as well
Vision, the film
While you just switched off
And listening to it and you can almost play it back scene for scene
I mean
It was a good film in general
Not just the soundtrack I think that helped
The colour schemes
And the narrative
Of the rest of the Marvel films afterwards anyway
It was a
Number 2 was good though
The soundtrack because you had
Johnny Americans
That one
Yeah yeah
He went for the emotional side obviously
At the end
He had Simon Garth
Was it Simon Garth from the end song?
I'm sure he was
No no
It wasn't Simon Garth
It was Cat Stevens
Definitely Cat Stevens yeah
And the ending
Not the ending but you know what I mean
When it's doing all the funeral scene
Yeah
Also number 3 is coming out soon
Yeah it's going to be interesting to see
I'll be thinking
That it's going to be better
Or worse
I've not looked at too many
Dramas or teasers or anything
Because I like to get a bit
Surprised with these films
But I remember
It looks like it's going to be
An emotional one
Cat Stevens, Fiverr and Son
Great shooting
I remember the opening scenes
When they start playing Mr. Blue score
So
Boundam City's
Song of Choice
For the speakers when it comes to their games
I was almost into it
Straight away with that
Because my grandad
He was a die hard blues fan
So always just instantly moulded me
It was yeah
It's a great song anyway isn't it
Come a little bit closer
Voxelga Runs
Sam Cork
I don't know either
I think maybe
No
Again love what I said with the Rocky
Because it's in general across the films
It's hard to just
Choose individual ones
So it's cheating technically
But as a part of the franchise
The whole individual films
I think it'd be hard
In general to beat
Those
I did draw
Because I was spent a while having a look through
And I couldn't find any films that I felt
Were better than the Guardians
Of the Galaxy
But really they just
Stand out number one
I've not watched
The Freddie Mercury film
There's
The Lady Gaga one as well
With Bradley Cooper
A Star is Born
I've not seen that but I know that's meant to be
Yeah there's
A lot
Again it's just down to the personal
Preference really using it
But I think we've
Knocked it out apart from the number one
Yeah I think anywhere
Else
There were Guardians of the Galaxy
Yeah I think I'm going to end up having
The Guardians of the Galaxy
Watch or whatever that
There's no one that watched that film
Also as well I went into that film
Thinking with Marvel films
The films that you don't think
Are going to be
You know great, are better than the ones
Like 4-3
When I went into that I was like
That ain't going to be that good but it was the best one
Yeah I enjoyed it
No one left
The cinema and didn't put that
Soundtrack on
If they did
Or not singing one on the song
I know straight away I was singing
Pain of the Glada as I walked out
Because you just can't get it out of your head
Once it's on it's just
Endless
Also when you listen to the lyrics of that song
Because
When you
Listen to the lyrics
It puts
Because it's something that
We never picked up on before watching the film
You hear it on the
Radio or something
You're like oh yeah this is the Pain of the Glada song
And then you start listening to it
It's the pair of them trying to have an affair
Leave each other and then they end up
Somehow binding each other
And the fact that they're just laughing off
And just carry on
They end up staying together
While I learn the bullshit
God
But still great song
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Thanks
So moving on from that
I'm always driving around
Listening to the great sound booms and everything
So yesterday morning
Driving along
I had over an hour and a half worth of drive
And the van
It's almost a quarter
Of a million miles
So every now and again I'm counting down on Cariel
1500 away and this and that
So I'm flooding on, I've looked down
And as I've looked back up
I thought hang on that's not changed
So it's on 248,601 miles
So I had this van
I believe it was on
118,000 miles
So I've done a fair few
And
I don't think that's moved
For a little while so I've looked at the satnav
I've seen that
Going down and I've gone through the settings
To check the trip model
Watch that go a whole mile
And then went back to the original
Display and it was still
On the same so for some reason
The immobiliser is just playing up
Whatever the computer system is
There'll be a mechanic out there
But yeah
So something's gone wrong with it
So now I can't officially see
Or be able to get a picture of
The quarter mile achievements
Which I've never thought I'd get to
But it's something
That I want to do
So I'll speak to the mechanic at some point
And try and get that fixed
But otherwise
It's going to reach you soon
I've got about 1200 miles to go I reckon
After all the travelling around yesterday
I wonder though if you get it fixed
Will it be able
To get back to
The correct miles now or is that
Or those miles that you've done
Really not
It's picking up on
It's picking up on the trip journey
It's just the actual
The overall
Which I don't understand why
That display won't
Continue counting
If it was the old
Analog stall where it was
A physical dial that used to click over
Then I could understand
That potentially breaking or failing
But at least it'll display
To not count up
But I suppose it'd be good insurance wise
Oh yeah I've not travelled this year
I'll do less than four miles either
I believe you've got a stat on that
I was going to say but you won that
250k target there
I was just saying I've just been
Checking I'm sure Mercedes-Benz
Once you hit 400k
Give you a silver badge
To put on your car
And then I'm sure if you hit a million
I'm sure it's a gold plate
I don't think Citroen will do that for me
Especially being a French car
A gold plate
You're lucky to get so far
In a van anyway
It's not meant to go that far
Citroen has
With all the driving that I would do
You see a lot of shit yourself in that anyway
The amount of idiots that are on the road
That should deserve a licence
Let alone even attempt to get one
Usually it's a stupid lorry
That pulls out in front of me and this and that
The amount of times I've seen cars
Facing the wrong way on the motorway as well
They can't park like that
I've never seen it
As I say I've seen some cars
Come the wrong way
But not on the motorway
I don't know if it was the A45
Or something but literally
They drove down the slip road
Towards me
For one day
When you see the car come down
You're like am I in the wrong car
I don't think whatever I've done
As I was getting off at the junction anyway
It was just this old car driving towards me
Luckily it was pretty close to the roundabout
So I just stopped in front
I was like no you've got to turn around
Go back, you've got to go around
And he was just confused
I was like no you've got to go
You can't come down there
I'd say the
Not exactly worse
But the most craziest experience that I had
The week before we went to Solybrus
A few years ago
I went to Great Yarmouth
With my dad's and brothers and sisters
And I remember driving there
And the brother in the van with me
Because we had all the luggage in the van with us
And the rest went in the car
So it was always on the M6
Heading along
It was like a final destination moment
I just looked over
The opposite side of the motorway
And I've seen this
I think it was a black Land Rover
Or Range Rover, one of the two anyway
Towing a caravan
And it's just as I've looked
The whole of the caravan just shot up in the air
Went across
All three lanes of that Soly
Because they were in the lane number one
So it's come across two and three
And if I didn't look
I wouldn't have seen it quick enough to react
So I slammed on the brakes
And as the caravans landed
Over the central reservation as well
I was probably about five metres away
If I didn't stop
It would have hit me
And nerves were shot anywhere
I had to stop off at services and get a coffee
Just to try and shit out of me
That was the closest call
Definitely
It shakes you up doesn't it
When you can't bike really close
Yeah, because if I didn't stop
It would have gone into us
And god knows, I probably wouldn't have
Done too much damage to the van
Probably just smashed the windscreen or something
But that caravan was in bits
Because as it's gone up the car has gone up with it as well
Because then I know
When my dad and everyone else was
Travelling beyond it then, even though the accident
Was only partially on that
I saw the motorway
It was completely shut down for a couple of hours
And apparently they all survived
And I think it was two young daughters
And they're all okay
Just a couple of bruises and that
Which surprised me because of the carnage
I was like Jesus
I couldn't swerve to the left lane
Because I was overtaking
I think it was like a little blue
Citroen Saxo if I remember right
I remember it was a blue car anyway
So I couldn't swerve into the middle
I just basically had to
Slam on the brakes
It was scary
It was scary but
I got over it and we survived
But it makes me think
About all these
Dash cam footage and that
I do need to get one to be fair because
The idiots that I saw on the road
And a lot of them
They just can't read road signs and roundabouts
As well, when it's clearly marked
You've got three lanes and they still have to
Cut straight across and
Sort of boil it
I think we've all seen something so
Stupid that we wish we had a dash cam
Just to
Show people
This is what happened, look how stupid this is
It's almost a daily
Basis with people all that
You've always got your stupid BMW
Drivers not using the indicators
I think they just don't install them
On their steering wheels that they can't
Perfect them on or not
I had one yesterday again
It was the X3, the big BMWs
You just draw them with your
Hasard lights on
Weird looking older chap
And he's got these winder down
Orange hollabies on
Puffing away and I was trying to wave
And he was making hazards on
And he just looked at me
And essentially wanted to tell me to fuck off
And then just carried on
But yeah, I watch these
Dash cam footage sometimes
And
You can always tell the drunk drivers
As well, the way they were swerving
There was one where he's hitting
To a pole, a lamppost or something
And the car's
Mangled and he's still trying
He get in reverse to pull
Away, the chap's just there
Recording, you can't move, you can't go
Anywhere, you've got to stay
And he's slurring his words and everything
Another one
In American Car Park
Because they have a big curb
That separates their parking spaces
He's got fronts and fronts in a lot of them
And he'd gone up on one of those
Because essentially the car's floating
And the wheels are just spinning
And he still thinks that he's driving
Because he's revving the engine
He's trying to turn the steering wheel
I just don't know how to get away with it
But it always makes me
Think as well because
You watch these films and
American TV programmes and that
And in many of them, it's not like they promote drink driving
It's all the parties
The
They'll go to have a meal
And they'll go to a bar
They'll get drunk
Or have a good amount to drink
And they'll just get behind a wheel
It's like it's
Not a problem
Because it's so vast and you're in those
Little towns
When you've got a couple thousand people
I suppose it'd be hard
I suppose taxis
Services isn't the best
In those communities so you run the risk
Because it's just like
Probably a 10 mile straight road
Yeah
So maybe, but I get what you're saying
Because it does
It might be a bit more acceptable
But it is strange
I always just find it weird because
You see that it's a carnage party
Or something, they're getting completely
Hammered with the keggers and all that
And beer pong, and they just get behind a wheel
And it's not completely sober again
No, you've just been drinking for 3 or 4 hours
But I think that their drinking culture
Is completely different to ours anyway
I don't think they can handle the
Alcohol or what you're doing
Not on the beers, so
But yeah
It's just, I don't know
I don't know what they always do
Nothing that cracks me up with the bloody
American programs
It's not, the average person
Is always ripped
You see the 1920
And they're just jacked
And it's not realistic
But why are they all perfect
Bodies, it's just
I know it's acting and it's not real
And everything, but it's not
Yeah, because the arguing part
This 18 year old
Is like 28 in real life
Yeah, it's just
It's not realistic enough
In that sense
I'm not saying that I don't expect
The likes of Brendan for Asia
With that new film that is in The Whale
So he's got
A bodysuit sign and CGI
And all that, I'm not saying that I expect
A morbidly obese person
To play that role because
That's what they already are
They have to do that
But some of them need to be a bit more realistic
It does extend on
A bit too much sometimes I think
The one thing I'm going to
Go right just off the top of my head
Was sticking on the Americans
Of the films
The one thing I've never understood
Please
Email me
When someone calls up
They never say boy
How do you know the conversations
He could have said something more
Oh no
Yeah
Boy means it's over
He could have had something else to say on the phone
That always cracks me up
I've always
Why did I do that?
Is that just
Again it might have been an American thing
Because I've always found it to be
Too much the opposite way
When I'm on the phone with some people
Mum for example
I'll see you later then
Love you too
See you later
Bye
It's almost like two minutes of saying goodbye
All it needs to be is
I'll see you later
I think that's a British culture though isn't it really
Right
So now we go on to
More weekly rants
So
So obviously I do a lot of
Walking with the dog
He needs a good few hours a day
But he's a real weirdo
So any bits
Of tissue and that that he sees on the floor
He'll pick up and try and eat
When I came here
Last week I got back home
Almost a full kitchen roll
Was just demolished
So my fault because I left it on the side
I didn't put it up
Away
Which I shouldn't have to do but yeah
I got back home seeing it's not on the side
And all there was was a
Three little bits of tissue left on the floor
So he's completely eaten all of it
I just don't know what the obsession is
Because it must be like
Gourmet food to him or something
So the amount of
Times I might walk in and he'll find a tissue
On the floor and then
I have to do the dog wrestling dance then
So you know he's a big enough dog anyway
But he's getting him in the headlock
Trying to force open his mouth
And then he's trying to get through all the saliva
And get the little tissue out of his mouth
And oh god
Because for starters you don't know what's on the tissue anyway
In general
You don't want him to swallow it anyway
Because you're playing
Someone's at least blown the nose
And just chucked it on the floor
So it's doing all that and you're feeling
Grossed out and that anyway
And you're chucking and you're tallying him up
And you're like yeah alright
So by my
Because I've got the hospital around the corner
So on my road
There's a lot of doctors around the area
Doctors and nurses and that anyway
The amount of them
That I see
Are just dropping their tissues
And I see they'll blow the nose and chuck it on the floor
And it's this one road in particular
They're always doing it
And it's so frustrating
Because it's bad enough
And it's just a normal person that's got a bit of a cold or something
But doctors and nurses
They should know better to not be chucking
Their tissues on the floor
Because we don't know
Whether it's cold or any kind of flus, viruses or whatever
And so for me to have to physically
Have to wrestle the dog then
To get this unknown
Tissue out of his mouth
It just absolutely cracks me up
And one of them the other week
I still can't believe it
Now
I'm walking towards two of them
And
They're talking to each other
And I know they've already seen me anyway
Because with the dog it gets a lot of attention anyway
And
Not just the Asians but mainly the Asians
That scare the dogs anyway
So they'll normally cross the road or
Hide in a little corner or something
So they're walking towards me
And I've seen this one
Just pick a nose
And walk on a silver
Condorcivic
And I was in disbelief
I haven't seen that one
I can't believe
Literally
But I'm digging for treasure
Yeah
I know it's a nurse because even though
They've got the coats on
You can see a little bit of the
I don't know mate
I thought the way she'd
Physically stopped at the car as well
I thought it was her car
She was about to open the door and put a baggy in the back or something
But no she's physically
White
I was just in shock
As I was going past the car
Then as well
I saw the evidence and it was a big
Snot ball
Just walked on this car
And I just fell off rubbing off a little bit to be honest
Because it was just boiling
No shame of you
And still rolling in front of you
Yeah because we made eye contact
Because even after she'd done it
As I said the boat walked past me still
And we made eye contact
So she's walking with someone
Walking with a colleague
You're in front of her, picks a nose
And she's got a finger
Walks onto the car she's walking past
Yeah it was more yellow than green to be fair
More just the large trans person
Through from the car or something
But yeah I just couldn't believe
It was absolutely disgusting
Some people just don't give a fuck
Yeah
It is strange
It's not just the tissues, they keep dropping the masks
On the floor as well
I mean I get it there's still this bit of a pandemic
Going on
I'm not going to get a number 3 any day now
Because I don't know why I haven't done it yet
I will do
Because propaganda, more conspiracy theories
Tune in next week maybe
But yeah I don't get that
You're wearing a mask
To stop spreading any
Borises and whatever crap
And why take it off and throw it on the floor
Anyway then
Because someone's got to pick it up
Or clean it up or whatever
You're still spreading it around in that sense
Of laziness
So I'm just throwing anything on the floor really
It is yeah
Especially I assume hospitals have hundreds of hundreds of bins
Let's walk past every single one
And then just
Right on the floor right outside
Yeah well even because the road in particular
It's got the church there
Rottbader Park and that as well
And a lot of them come
Through the park
There's I don't know about 6 bins
On the one path through the park
And there's bins on the corners as they're coming out
To this road
So why not have the obsession to be able to just
Blow or whatever crap it is
And just chuck it on the floor
It
The act is nasty in general
But when I have to get this tissue out of the dog's mouth
It just makes me feel sick
Because I'm conscious then
I can't touch my face
Because I don't know what's on my hands now
And then it's trying to force him to drink some water
As soon as I get in to try and sweat his mouth out
Essentially not that he does
Because he's a little big
Yeah I just
I really
I don't see why I can
Just think that it's acceptable
But I've worked in
Doctor's houses in the past
And it's surprising how
I'm not saying all of them
But the few that I've worked in
It's surprising how unclean they are in general
Obviously these people they have to be
Sterilised, clean
So they don't cause infection
Carry anything because they're
Between operations and seeing patients
And stuff
But the houses that I've been in are absolutely
Atrocious
Kitchens are in states
Food left everywhere
I remember the one job in particular
Old Victorian style house
Mostly
The second story
Which was essential
Love conversion
The au pair living with them
So she was in college or uni
I don't know what country she came from to be honest
But living there
Looking after the kids
And she was in that top room and they asked us to have a look
And paint the au pair's
Bedroom
As we've gone up to look it was black mould
On the wall, rolled next to her bed
This stuff is deadly, they know it's deadly
They should know what it looks like for starters as well
And they were allowing
The au pair to sleep next to it
It was just absolutely disgraceful
I mean not just the doctors as well
I've worked in a few footballer's houses
And there's one in particular
Yeah, fucking Matthew
Louton
When he was playing for Villa at the time
Absolutely disgusting
Went into the house cause we did some work
Did his kitchen and everything
There was dirty nappies on the floor
Dirty clothes left everywhere
Yeah but it ended up
Because he just had a kid though or was he just
Lazy
Lazyness mate
So he went away while we done the work
But leaving
That kind of thing just because you've got the money
To afford for cleaners to come in
It doesn't excuse it, it's absolutely disgusting
And then when he turned up afterwards
The end of the job, I wasn't hanging around
For an old scrap anyway cause I'm not a Villa fan
But
He didn't even want to look at us
Or his wife
Just ignorance, didn't want to say hello or anything
They just went in, had a quick chat
With the builder and then we went
No thanks or anything
Absolutely disgusting
I don't know if he still plays
For Burnley Night
But he was the last on our scene
I did have a
Thump in his house as well
We'll save that for another podcast
Celebrities houses
That I've hooped in
Yeah so that went off on a bit
Of a tangent with Footballers there
But yeah that's the ranto
No mention of Sam Smith this time
So I think going from that now then
I think we should call it a pod
Yeah that's a pod
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