1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 If you like listening to podcasts and to man chatting shit 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Then look no further, it's the real talking part 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Yeah, I ain't gonna be singing 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Right, so let's start off today's episode with just a bit of news 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Twitter have been fucking idiots, they've suspended the account for no reason 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:32,000 It's been suspended for a couple of weeks, I've been back and forth sending emails and that, it's not working 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,000 So essentially we've made a new Twitter now, Ash? 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Yeah, so the new Twitter handle is at ashenjaday, that's it 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,000 But don't forget, we've still got mail, so, still got mail 10 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:51,000 RealTalkingPod at gmail.com and then YouTube as usual is the real talking part for the socials 11 00:00:51,000 --> 00:01:01,000 So any emails, any questions, any, like digital anything, email or Twitter DM us, slide in those DMs 12 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Yeah, we're waiting for it, it'll be up on the screen anyway, all the links will be there 13 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Right, so going off of that little bit of an intro, I thought this week we'd talk about greatest movies, soundtracks 14 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Okay 15 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 All of yours, all the movies, there's some bangers out there 16 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Yeah, some better than others 17 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Yeah, no, there is individual films that have just got one good song 18 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:33,000 But I'm talking about a whole fucking album that we can just stick on, listen to 19 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 And enjoy those skips 20 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Yeah, so I've compiled a little personal list, you've got a personal list 21 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Yeah, I've got my top three, so I think we have your top three 22 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 What, do you want to do one each? 23 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Yeah, so I'll do my number three and then you do your number three and we'll see if they're lined up 24 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,000 So my number three is from the movie, Southport 25 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,000 This, I forgot how, this was such a good movie, but the soundtrack's even better 26 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Obviously had Wiseman by Frank Ocean, which is one of the best songs ever, Eminem, Phenomenon 27 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:19,000 It just had everything, the movie just flowed all the way through the soundtrack 28 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 I think the soundtrack might have been even better than the movie 29 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:29,000 But it was such a good movie, and also Jake Dinnall just seems to get in some incredible shape for this film 30 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 But he's done it with that new one 31 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Yeah, Eminem, or to my father, I think it's called or something like that 32 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Yeah, I've just seen that little clip when he's in the octagon vaulting 33 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Just gets shredded, man 34 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Yeah, he's in such a good shape 35 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 He's got good genes 36 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I mean, he's a good actor in general 37 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Yeah, I do like R.J. 38 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Yeah, he's a good actor 39 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,000 I've only seen that film once, to be fair, and it was a good few years ago 40 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:03,000 So I can't think of all the actual songs for it, but I know it was a good film, I definitely enjoyed it at the time 41 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,000 You know it's good when you come out of a movie, out of the cinema 42 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:14,000 And you put the playlist on the car, on the drive, and I remember doing this film really good 43 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 So what's your number three? 44 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Well, number three for me, it's Rocketman 45 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Oh, just other car? 46 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Yeah, because Alton John in general, obviously, old classic 47 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 And it's just all the banders are in it 48 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:39,000 There was a couple of songs as I watched the film, I didn't know because he's just got a vast lot of beautiful music 49 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,000 But obviously, Rocketman, Rock and Roll, Tony Dancer 50 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:51,000 It's just the song list in general for Alton John is just endless 51 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 That was a good movie, I was shocked how much I enjoyed that 52 00:03:54,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Yeah, I've not watched the other ones with something Malik, the Queen 53 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Oh yeah, that one's really good as well 54 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I've still not watched it yet 55 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Who's the lad that plays Alton John? Something Edgerton, isn't it? 56 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,000 He's really good, he plays him really well in it 57 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Again, he's a good actor, isn't he? The Kingsman, Eddie Deagle as well 58 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Yeah, what is his name now? We're going to have to do him justice by giving his name 59 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:36,000 He's a really good actor, and the movie, I was surprised how good that movie was and how much I enjoyed that 60 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Yeah, Taron Egerton 61 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:42,000 What a name as well, is that his real name or stage name? 62 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:50,000 To be honest, I can't say I know of Taron or of Egerton, so let's just see 63 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 What a name 64 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 And he's rumoured to be playing the new Wolverine 65 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah, there's been a lot of... 66 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 He's been getting into good shape as well 67 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Well, he's done it for a few films really when he's been in a decent enough shape 68 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I know he's the lead in that new Tetris film that's coming out as well 69 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Oh, there already are 70 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 I've got to watch that 71 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:20,000 He's a good actor, that's a decent film, but he makes the film 72 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Yeah, definitely, because he does all the singing himself as well 73 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:32,000 It's not pre-recorded of Alton's songs and that, it's really good to enjoy 74 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:38,000 The boys are not into those kinds of films and that, so I only watched it once you've heard it, just pulled her face 75 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 It was alright 76 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,000 But I've watched it a few times and I really do enjoy it 77 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Onto number two 78 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,000 My number two is Deadpool, number two 79 00:05:50,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Now this bangers also, it had its own original song, Ashes, Celine Dion, big tune 80 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Then we've got tunes like All Out Of Love, Exkonekivit 81 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:10,000 It just went dotty-potty, it goes all over the shop, but it's just great 82 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 What's that song? 83 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Shoe Boat 84 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 The video for that's a crazy video, I'm sure it's going to fall a barrel 85 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Yeah, there's a load of bangers in there, it's got some skrillex in there 86 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:30,000 But that soundtrack, again, it's all over the place in terms of 87 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 It's just different genres of music, isn't it? 88 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Yeah, the two girls had the movie and obviously Deadpool in great shape too, Ryan Reynolds 89 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 There's a theme going on there 90 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,000 And again, he's doing well with Wrexham at the moment, isn't there? 91 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Yeah, he's going for Maladie 92 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Trying to entice Gareth Bader out of promotion as well, weren't there? 93 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I can't say 94 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 He's turned it down 95 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Yeah, so my number two 96 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:02,000 It's cheating a little bit because it's more than one film this is 97 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:07,000 It's the Rocky franchise, more so number one to five 98 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Because all the songs on there, especially the training montages 99 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,000 That's the gym hype, or used to be the gym hype anyway 100 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,000 I used to stick them on all the time, doing me running and everything 101 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:24,000 And just in general, they're just good songs 102 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 I know it's a different era because it was the 80s 103 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Or possibly 70s? No, I think it came out in the 80s 104 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:36,000 So it was just a lot of emotional rock anthems 105 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,000 The song that sticks to my head out of that one is not the one you would think is 106 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 It's the one where Apollo dies 107 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 And he's driving back in his car and he's reminiscing 108 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 And it's got a fucking proper power battle 109 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 But again, I just can't remember what that's called now 110 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I think that was Heart's on Fire 111 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Heart's on Fire, strong desire 112 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Big truth 113 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:08,000 And then when Apollo first comes out 114 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Yeah, I think it was the first one 115 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Living in America 116 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,000 So I have a feeling though mine, and also in great shape as well 117 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Have you seen the songs? Absolutely ridiculous 118 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 I think before we do our number ones 119 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 We should give some honourable mentions first 120 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Because when I was thinking about All Days to the Dying 121 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 It was just on and on and on 122 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 I literally did just spend ages looking at different films 123 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Trying to jog my memory of movies from the past 124 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 So you've already mentioned Eminem, 8th Oil 125 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Again, it's maybe all his songs but that was just the banger in there 126 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Ghostbusters, that was the one hit one that really 127 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 But he did have a good few songs in it 128 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Obviously maybe it was just the Ghostbusting song 129 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Lost Boys as well 130 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 I've never watched him, mate 131 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Vampire films 132 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,000 But again, it was mainly just one song that always crossed my mind 133 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Scorla Rock, Jack Black 134 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 He just bangs in 135 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Have you seen the new anniversary of that? 136 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I want to say it's been 20 years 137 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 So there's been a new anniversary concert for it 138 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Or a segment on some show 139 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I've definitely seen a lot 140 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I've seen a couple of reunions with him in general 141 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 But I've not seen about that 142 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 American Pod 143 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Oh yeah 144 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,000 All the songs, I mean teenage memories coming back 145 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Also, have you watched the new Marriott? 146 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Not yet, no 147 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 That's got a good soundtrack 148 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 It's got a good soundtrack 149 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:51,000 I've only seen the video of the original song Peaches 150 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 And that's in the official charts 151 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 I don't know where it's landed 152 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 But fair play to him 153 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 I just always think he's so underrated, Jack Black 154 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 As a singer 155 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Because he does all these great movies 156 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Probably not so much Ghostbusters 157 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 But he's been in a lot 158 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,000 But yeah, his band Tenacious D 159 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 His vocals, his covers 160 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 I feel he's underrated 161 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Again, I can keep going on and on 162 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Space Jam 163 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000 We won't mention about R. Kelly's history 164 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 But that had loads of tunes in it 165 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Dirty Dancing 166 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 I mean again, that's one for the women more 167 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 So really bought some tunes in it 168 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Wayne's World for the rock fans 169 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:43,000 The famous car scene 170 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 The fucking banging out Freddie Mercury 171 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Wayne's World party time 172 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Yeah 173 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,000 To look back on Wayne's World 174 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000 There was a little TV show 175 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 It was kind of like 176 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 It was just a little segment wasn't it? 177 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Yeah 178 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,000 It started off on 179 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 It was a comedy sketch show 180 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 I can't forget the name of the show 181 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 And I had other people saying it's fucking issue idiot 182 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 But it was just one of those little sketches 183 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 So it was Morgmoor's and the other chap 184 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Which I'll always forget his name 185 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Garfield? No that's his name 186 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Yeah, it's Garfield 187 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 So it was literally just a little sketch 188 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 And then they cut the budget to make the movie 189 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 That's a great film actually 190 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 I love the bit where he's falling 191 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 The Asian man 192 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 And he talks Asian bread 193 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 His lips are 194 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 His 195 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,000 His proper lips are in here 196 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 And it's just 197 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I'm fucking crying that one 198 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Yeah 199 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Cassandra 200 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Cassandra 201 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 And 202 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Another one back to the future as well 203 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Johnny B Good when he weeps out 204 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 At the end of the film 205 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Gets on the guitar 206 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Yeah 207 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 And he ends up going off the rails and smashing the guitar 208 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 But again that's got a good couple of songs 209 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 But mainly just 210 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Johnny B Good he's always the stand out on that 211 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Top Gun as well 212 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Yeah Top Gun yeah 213 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 You know that half naked scene of him 214 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Body balling 215 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 With jeans on 216 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Nothing says body ball then 217 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Top's off with jeans restricting everything 218 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Yeah sunglasses on that as well 219 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Sweating right in the crotch area 220 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Yeah that's what you want to be doing 221 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Did they have shoes or trainers on or was it barefoot? 222 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Because I think it would make it worse 223 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 If you had barefoot 224 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Jeans and topless 225 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Because 226 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 The scene's 227 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Homoerotic anyway 228 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 And when you look back at it 229 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 There is that little comedy sketch of Quentin Tarantino 230 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Saying how it is 231 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 A gay film 232 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Essentially 233 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Because at one point I remember 234 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 When they're sweating there's just a chest 235 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Of someone sweating 236 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 So it is homoerotic 237 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 But still in shape 238 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Running through to that 239 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Yeah I think 240 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 That's the my honourable mentions 241 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 There was loads and loads but 242 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 I didn't want to write them down too much 243 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Because we'd be going on for hours and hours 244 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 I think it is just the ones where 245 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 The city ready's 246 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 When you've come out to cinema 247 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 You want to put that 248 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 The soundtrack 249 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 List up 250 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 And just go for it 251 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Because also 252 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 I really loved the soundtrack 253 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 One of my favourite mentions 254 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Black Panther 2 255 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 That had a really good soundtrack 256 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Well number one did as well to be fair 257 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Yeah 258 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Because there's a lot of programmes 259 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Especially the Marvel programmes on Netflix 260 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 They really delve into 261 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 The soundtracks of these programmes 262 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 They were 263 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Music just helps to have the stories now 264 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Doesn't it 265 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 And then I think before we reveal 266 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 The number ones as well 267 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Because obviously these are 268 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Personal choices 269 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 On the website you've got some 270 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Stats for it 271 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 The top four 272 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Official unofficial 273 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Yeah so it varies from website to website 274 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 From Fulcher.com 275 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Now I haven't watched any of these 276 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 And I reckon you might have watched 277 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 One or two 278 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 So yeah so again this is 279 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 From Fulcher.com 280 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Number five, Oberwacht 281 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Come on 2000 282 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Number four 283 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Is Purple Rain 284 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Big Jones 285 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 1984 286 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Fringshaft 287 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 1971 288 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Number two 289 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Superfly 290 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 1972 291 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 And then number one American Graffiti 292 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 1973 293 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 But again I've never watched any of these 294 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Any varies from website to website 295 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 I think just 296 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 We haven't really put the list 297 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Together there 298 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 It's all subjective you know 299 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 A lot of these 300 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Journalists that just go on 301 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 But one that did just pop in my head 302 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Which is all original music 303 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 The Safe Part movie 304 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Bigger louder better 305 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 The songs in that were just ridiculous 306 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Their creators were just buddy in general 307 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 And get with Team America 308 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 And all that as well 309 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 But yeah the Canadians 310 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Singing in that fucking hilarious 311 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Right so 312 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Number one on the list 313 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 I've got a feeling it's the same one 314 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 And I'll be shocked if it isn't 315 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 The Galaxy Volume one 316 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Number two was good 317 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Number two had some really good songs 318 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 But this one just flowed a lot better 319 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 In the movie 320 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Number two was 321 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 The soundtrack was really really good 322 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 But I felt like number one just changed 323 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 The whole 324 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Music in terms of 325 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 How the movie 326 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 And the music 327 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 For me 328 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 The music made the movie 329 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Was good as well 330 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 If that makes sense what I'm saying 331 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 The whole flow of the soundtrack 332 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Just made the movie even better 333 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 It definitely did 334 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 It's the same one 335 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 It made me go back 336 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 And listen to songs from the 70s again 337 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 80s again 338 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Just songs that you wouldn't really 339 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 You know you wouldn't give good talk to 340 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 I wouldn't say we'd forget about it 341 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Because it was 20 odd yards 342 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Before we were born 343 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Songs you think, this is a good song 344 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Hooked on a failure 345 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 And then you've got Iskay 346 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Pina colada song 347 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Call back to the intro 348 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Of the pod 349 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 It just was 350 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 I mean 351 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I couldn't even be able 352 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 To count how many times I've just 353 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Stuck this playlist on one word 354 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 And I will draw with you and that 355 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 It just goes on and on 356 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 It's absolutely brilliant 357 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Also we picked up on 358 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Nostalgia last week 359 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 But he goes back to Nostalgia for us 360 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Because he has the tape recorder 361 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 To play, then obviously it's got songs from the 90s 362 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I want to say 90s 363 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Maybe not the 90s sorry, but it's got the 80s 364 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 And definitely the 70s 365 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 It's got obviously Rupert Holmes, David Bowie 366 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Jackson 4, Redbone, Marvin Gaye 367 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 So 368 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Big songs 369 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Big artist 370 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 That soundtrack 371 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I think definitely 372 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 For the Marvel franchise 373 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Because it's made 374 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Their movies more 375 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 The soundtracks better 376 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Because before that 377 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 I can't remember 378 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 A Marvel soundtrack that was any 379 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Good 380 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Well there wasn't as musically orientated before that 381 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 But now I really feel like 382 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Especially with the Marvel films 383 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 The soundtracks are key 384 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000 How pushy 385 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 I think it was one of the better things 386 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 About Full 387 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Love and Thunder because it was 388 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 A lot of similar songs 389 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Again 390 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Another one in good shape 391 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Lovely naked scene there 392 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 But yeah it definitely did 393 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,000 It helped shape a lot of the Marvel films after that 394 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 And just listening 395 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Through the whole of the soundtrack as well 396 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Vision, the film 397 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 While you just switched off 398 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 And listening to it and you can almost play it back scene for scene 399 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 I mean 400 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 It was a good film in general 401 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Not just the soundtrack I think that helped 402 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 The colour schemes 403 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 And the narrative 404 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Of the rest of the Marvel films afterwards anyway 405 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 It was a 406 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Number 2 was good though 407 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 The soundtrack because you had 408 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Johnny Americans 409 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 That one 410 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Yeah yeah 411 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 He went for the emotional side obviously 412 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 At the end 413 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 He had Simon Garth 414 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Was it Simon Garth from the end song? 415 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 I'm sure he was 416 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 No no 417 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 It wasn't Simon Garth 418 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 It was Cat Stevens 419 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Definitely Cat Stevens yeah 420 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 And the ending 421 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Not the ending but you know what I mean 422 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 When it's doing all the funeral scene 423 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Yeah 424 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Also number 3 is coming out soon 425 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Yeah it's going to be interesting to see 426 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 I'll be thinking 427 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 That it's going to be better 428 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Or worse 429 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 I've not looked at too many 430 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Dramas or teasers or anything 431 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Because I like to get a bit 432 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Surprised with these films 433 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 But I remember 434 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 It looks like it's going to be 435 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 An emotional one 436 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Cat Stevens, Fiverr and Son 437 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Great shooting 438 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 I remember the opening scenes 439 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 When they start playing Mr. Blue score 440 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 So 441 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Boundam City's 442 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Song of Choice 443 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 For the speakers when it comes to their games 444 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 I was almost into it 445 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Straight away with that 446 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Because my grandad 447 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 He was a die hard blues fan 448 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 So always just instantly moulded me 449 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 It was yeah 450 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 It's a great song anyway isn't it 451 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Come a little bit closer 452 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Voxelga Runs 453 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Sam Cork 454 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I don't know either 455 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 I think maybe 456 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 No 457 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Again love what I said with the Rocky 458 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Because it's in general across the films 459 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 It's hard to just 460 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Choose individual ones 461 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 So it's cheating technically 462 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 But as a part of the franchise 463 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 The whole individual films 464 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 I think it'd be hard 465 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 In general to beat 466 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Those 467 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 I did draw 468 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Because I was spent a while having a look through 469 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 And I couldn't find any films that I felt 470 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Were better than the Guardians 471 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Of the Galaxy 472 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 But really they just 473 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Stand out number one 474 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 I've not watched 475 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 The Freddie Mercury film 476 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 There's 477 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 The Lady Gaga one as well 478 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 With Bradley Cooper 479 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 A Star is Born 480 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 I've not seen that but I know that's meant to be 481 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Yeah there's 482 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 A lot 483 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Again it's just down to the personal 484 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Preference really using it 485 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 But I think we've 486 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Knocked it out apart from the number one 487 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Yeah I think anywhere 488 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Else 489 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 There were Guardians of the Galaxy 490 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Yeah I think I'm going to end up having 491 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 The Guardians of the Galaxy 492 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Watch or whatever that 493 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 There's no one that watched that film 494 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Also as well I went into that film 495 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Thinking with Marvel films 496 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 The films that you don't think 497 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Are going to be 498 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 You know great, are better than the ones 499 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Like 4-3 500 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 When I went into that I was like 501 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 That ain't going to be that good but it was the best one 502 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Yeah I enjoyed it 503 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 No one left 504 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 The cinema and didn't put that 505 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Soundtrack on 506 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 If they did 507 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Or not singing one on the song 508 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 I know straight away I was singing 509 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Pain of the Glada as I walked out 510 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Because you just can't get it out of your head 511 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Once it's on it's just 512 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Endless 513 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Also when you listen to the lyrics of that song 514 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Because 515 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 When you 516 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Listen to the lyrics 517 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 It puts 518 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Because it's something that 519 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 We never picked up on before watching the film 520 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 You hear it on the 521 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Radio or something 522 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 You're like oh yeah this is the Pain of the Glada song 523 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 And then you start listening to it 524 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 It's the pair of them trying to have an affair 525 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Leave each other and then they end up 526 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Somehow binding each other 527 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 And the fact that they're just laughing off 528 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 And just carry on 529 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 They end up staying together 530 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 While I learn the bullshit 531 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 God 532 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 But still great song 533 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Right and everyone just a reminder 534 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 You've got to send us in your emails 535 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Your questions 536 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Anything that you want to talk about 537 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Any topics you want us to go over 538 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Just any little questions 539 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 If you want to know something stupid about us 540 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Any fun facts or whatever just send them in 541 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 So email us 542 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 At the realtalkingpod at gmail.com 543 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Slide into the DMs 544 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 At now the twitter handle 545 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 At ashtonjad 546 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 And then YouTube real talking pod 547 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Thanks 548 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 So moving on from that 549 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 I'm always driving around 550 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Listening to the great sound booms and everything 551 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000 So yesterday morning 552 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Driving along 553 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 I had over an hour and a half worth of drive 554 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 And the van 555 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 It's almost a quarter 556 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Of a million miles 557 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 So every now and again I'm counting down on Cariel 558 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 1500 away and this and that 559 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 So I'm flooding on, I've looked down 560 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 And as I've looked back up 561 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 I thought hang on that's not changed 562 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 So it's on 248,601 miles 563 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 So I had this van 564 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 I believe it was on 565 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 118,000 miles 566 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 So I've done a fair few 567 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 And 568 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I don't think that's moved 569 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 For a little while so I've looked at the satnav 570 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 I've seen that 571 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Going down and I've gone through the settings 572 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 To check the trip model 573 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Watch that go a whole mile 574 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 And then went back to the original 575 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Display and it was still 576 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 On the same so for some reason 577 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 The immobiliser is just playing up 578 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Whatever the computer system is 579 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 There'll be a mechanic out there 580 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 But yeah 581 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 So something's gone wrong with it 582 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 So now I can't officially see 583 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Or be able to get a picture of 584 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 The quarter mile achievements 585 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Which I've never thought I'd get to 586 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 But it's something 587 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 That I want to do 588 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 So I'll speak to the mechanic at some point 589 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 And try and get that fixed 590 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 But otherwise 591 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 It's going to reach you soon 592 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 I've got about 1200 miles to go I reckon 593 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 After all the travelling around yesterday 594 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 I wonder though if you get it fixed 595 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Will it be able 596 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 To get back to 597 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 The correct miles now or is that 598 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Or those miles that you've done 599 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Really not 600 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 It's picking up on 601 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 It's picking up on the trip journey 602 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 It's just the actual 603 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 The overall 604 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Which I don't understand why 605 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 That display won't 606 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Continue counting 607 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 If it was the old 608 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Analog stall where it was 609 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 A physical dial that used to click over 610 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Then I could understand 611 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 That potentially breaking or failing 612 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000 But at least it'll display 613 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 To not count up 614 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 But I suppose it'd be good insurance wise 615 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Oh yeah I've not travelled this year 616 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I'll do less than four miles either 617 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 I believe you've got a stat on that 618 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 I was going to say but you won that 619 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 250k target there 620 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 I was just saying I've just been 621 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Checking I'm sure Mercedes-Benz 622 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Once you hit 400k 623 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Give you a silver badge 624 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 To put on your car 625 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 And then I'm sure if you hit a million 626 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 I'm sure it's a gold plate 627 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 I don't think Citroen will do that for me 628 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Especially being a French car 629 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 A gold plate 630 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 You're lucky to get so far 631 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 In a van anyway 632 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 It's not meant to go that far 633 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Citroen has 634 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 With all the driving that I would do 635 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 You see a lot of shit yourself in that anyway 636 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 The amount of idiots that are on the road 637 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 That should deserve a licence 638 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Let alone even attempt to get one 639 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Usually it's a stupid lorry 640 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 That pulls out in front of me and this and that 641 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 The amount of times I've seen cars 642 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Facing the wrong way on the motorway as well 643 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 They can't park like that 644 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:59,000 I've never seen it 645 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 As I say I've seen some cars 646 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Come the wrong way 647 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 But not on the motorway 648 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I don't know if it was the A45 649 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Or something but literally 650 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 They drove down the slip road 651 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Towards me 652 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 For one day 653 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 When you see the car come down 654 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 You're like am I in the wrong car 655 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 I don't think whatever I've done 656 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 As I was getting off at the junction anyway 657 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 It was just this old car driving towards me 658 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Luckily it was pretty close to the roundabout 659 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 So I just stopped in front 660 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 I was like no you've got to turn around 661 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Go back, you've got to go around 662 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 And he was just confused 663 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 I was like no you've got to go 664 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 You can't come down there 665 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 I'd say the 666 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Not exactly worse 667 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 But the most craziest experience that I had 668 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,000 The week before we went to Solybrus 669 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 A few years ago 670 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 I went to Great Yarmouth 671 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 With my dad's and brothers and sisters 672 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 And I remember driving there 673 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 And the brother in the van with me 674 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Because we had all the luggage in the van with us 675 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 And the rest went in the car 676 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 So it was always on the M6 677 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Heading along 678 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 It was like a final destination moment 679 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 It was like a final destination moment 680 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 It was like a final destination moment 681 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 I just looked over 682 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 The opposite side of the motorway 683 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 And I've seen this 684 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 I think it was a black Land Rover 685 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Or Range Rover, one of the two anyway 686 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Towing a caravan 687 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 And it's just as I've looked 688 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 The whole of the caravan just shot up in the air 689 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Went across 690 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 All three lanes of that Soly 691 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Because they were in the lane number one 692 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 So it's come across two and three 693 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 And if I didn't look 694 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 I wouldn't have seen it quick enough to react 695 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 So I slammed on the brakes 696 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 And as the caravans landed 697 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Over the central reservation as well 698 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I was probably about five metres away 699 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 If I didn't stop 700 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 It would have hit me 701 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 And nerves were shot anywhere 702 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 I had to stop off at services and get a coffee 703 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Just to try and shit out of me 704 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 That was the closest call 705 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Definitely 706 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 It shakes you up doesn't it 707 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 When you can't bike really close 708 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Yeah, because if I didn't stop 709 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 It would have gone into us 710 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 And god knows, I probably wouldn't have 711 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 Done too much damage to the van 712 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Probably just smashed the windscreen or something 713 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 But that caravan was in bits 714 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Because as it's gone up the car has gone up with it as well 715 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Because then I know 716 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 When my dad and everyone else was 717 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Travelling beyond it then, even though the accident 718 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Was only partially on that 719 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 I saw the motorway 720 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 It was completely shut down for a couple of hours 721 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 And apparently they all survived 722 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 And I think it was two young daughters 723 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 And they're all okay 724 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Just a couple of bruises and that 725 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Which surprised me because of the carnage 726 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I was like Jesus 727 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 I couldn't swerve to the left lane 728 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Because I was overtaking 729 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 I think it was like a little blue 730 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Citroen Saxo if I remember right 731 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 I remember it was a blue car anyway 732 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 So I couldn't swerve into the middle 733 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 I just basically had to 734 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Slam on the brakes 735 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 It was scary 736 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 It was scary but 737 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 I got over it and we survived 738 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 But it makes me think 739 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 About all these 740 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Dash cam footage and that 741 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 I do need to get one to be fair because 742 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 The idiots that I saw on the road 743 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 And a lot of them 744 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 They just can't read road signs and roundabouts 745 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 As well, when it's clearly marked 746 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 You've got three lanes and they still have to 747 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 Cut straight across and 748 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Sort of boil it 749 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 I think we've all seen something so 750 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Stupid that we wish we had a dash cam 751 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 Just to 752 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Show people 753 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 This is what happened, look how stupid this is 754 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 It's almost a daily 755 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Basis with people all that 756 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 You've always got your stupid BMW 757 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Drivers not using the indicators 758 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 I think they just don't install them 759 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 On their steering wheels that they can't 760 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Perfect them on or not 761 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 I had one yesterday again 762 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 It was the X3, the big BMWs 763 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 You just draw them with your 764 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Hasard lights on 765 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Weird looking older chap 766 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 And he's got these winder down 767 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Orange hollabies on 768 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Puffing away and I was trying to wave 769 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 And he was making hazards on 770 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 And he just looked at me 771 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 And essentially wanted to tell me to fuck off 772 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 And then just carried on 773 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 But yeah, I watch these 774 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Dash cam footage sometimes 775 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 And 776 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 You can always tell the drunk drivers 777 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 As well, the way they were swerving 778 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 There was one where he's hitting 779 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 To a pole, a lamppost or something 780 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 And the car's 781 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Mangled and he's still trying 782 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 He get in reverse to pull 783 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Away, the chap's just there 784 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Recording, you can't move, you can't go 785 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Anywhere, you've got to stay 786 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 And he's slurring his words and everything 787 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Another one 788 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 In American Car Park 789 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Because they have a big curb 790 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 That separates their parking spaces 791 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 He's got fronts and fronts in a lot of them 792 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 And he'd gone up on one of those 793 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Because essentially the car's floating 794 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 And the wheels are just spinning 795 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 And he still thinks that he's driving 796 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Because he's revving the engine 797 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 He's trying to turn the steering wheel 798 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 I just don't know how to get away with it 799 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 But it always makes me 800 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Think as well because 801 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 You watch these films and 802 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 American TV programmes and that 803 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 And in many of them, it's not like they promote drink driving 804 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 It's all the parties 805 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 The 806 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 They'll go to have a meal 807 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 And they'll go to a bar 808 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 They'll get drunk 809 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Or have a good amount to drink 810 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 And they'll just get behind a wheel 811 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 It's like it's 812 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Not a problem 813 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Because it's so vast and you're in those 814 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Little towns 815 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 When you've got a couple thousand people 816 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 I suppose it'd be hard 817 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 I suppose taxis 818 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Services isn't the best 819 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 In those communities so you run the risk 820 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Because it's just like 821 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Probably a 10 mile straight road 822 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Yeah 823 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 So maybe, but I get what you're saying 824 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Because it does 825 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 It might be a bit more acceptable 826 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 But it is strange 827 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 I always just find it weird because 828 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 You see that it's a carnage party 829 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 Or something, they're getting completely 830 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Hammered with the keggers and all that 831 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 And beer pong, and they just get behind a wheel 832 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 And it's not completely sober again 833 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 No, you've just been drinking for 3 or 4 hours 834 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 But I think that their drinking culture 835 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Is completely different to ours anyway 836 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 I don't think they can handle the 837 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Alcohol or what you're doing 838 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Not on the beers, so 839 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 But yeah 840 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 It's just, I don't know 841 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 I don't know what they always do 842 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Nothing that cracks me up with the bloody 843 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 American programs 844 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 It's not, the average person 845 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Is always ripped 846 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 You see the 1920 847 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 And they're just jacked 848 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 And it's not realistic 849 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 But why are they all perfect 850 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Bodies, it's just 851 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 I know it's acting and it's not real 852 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 And everything, but it's not 853 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Yeah, because the arguing part 854 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 This 18 year old 855 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Is like 28 in real life 856 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Yeah, it's just 857 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 It's not realistic enough 858 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 In that sense 859 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 I'm not saying that I don't expect 860 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 The likes of Brendan for Asia 861 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 With that new film that is in The Whale 862 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 So he's got 863 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 A bodysuit sign and CGI 864 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 And all that, I'm not saying that I expect 865 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 A morbidly obese person 866 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 To play that role because 867 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 That's what they already are 868 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 They have to do that 869 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 But some of them need to be a bit more realistic 870 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 It does extend on 871 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 A bit too much sometimes I think 872 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 The one thing I'm going to 873 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Go right just off the top of my head 874 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Was sticking on the Americans 875 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Of the films 876 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 The one thing I've never understood 877 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 Please 878 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Email me 879 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 When someone calls up 880 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 They never say boy 881 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 How do you know the conversations 882 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 He could have said something more 883 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Oh no 884 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Yeah 885 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Boy means it's over 886 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 He could have had something else to say on the phone 887 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 That always cracks me up 888 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 I've always 889 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Why did I do that? 890 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Is that just 891 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Again it might have been an American thing 892 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Because I've always found it to be 893 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Too much the opposite way 894 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 When I'm on the phone with some people 895 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Mum for example 896 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 I'll see you later then 897 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Love you too 898 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 See you later 899 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Bye 900 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 It's almost like two minutes of saying goodbye 901 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 All it needs to be is 902 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 I'll see you later 903 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 I think that's a British culture though isn't it really 904 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Right 905 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 So now we go on to 906 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 More weekly rants 907 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 So 908 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 So obviously I do a lot of 909 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Walking with the dog 910 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 He needs a good few hours a day 911 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 But he's a real weirdo 912 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 So any bits 913 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Of tissue and that that he sees on the floor 914 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 He'll pick up and try and eat 915 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 When I came here 916 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Last week I got back home 917 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Almost a full kitchen roll 918 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Was just demolished 919 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 So my fault because I left it on the side 920 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 I didn't put it up 921 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Away 922 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Which I shouldn't have to do but yeah 923 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 I got back home seeing it's not on the side 924 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 And all there was was a 925 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Three little bits of tissue left on the floor 926 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 So he's completely eaten all of it 927 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 I just don't know what the obsession is 928 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Because it must be like 929 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 Gourmet food to him or something 930 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 So the amount of 931 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Times I might walk in and he'll find a tissue 932 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 On the floor and then 933 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 I have to do the dog wrestling dance then 934 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 So you know he's a big enough dog anyway 935 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 But he's getting him in the headlock 936 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Trying to force open his mouth 937 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 And then he's trying to get through all the saliva 938 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 And get the little tissue out of his mouth 939 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 And oh god 940 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Because for starters you don't know what's on the tissue anyway 941 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 In general 942 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 You don't want him to swallow it anyway 943 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Because you're playing 944 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Someone's at least blown the nose 945 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 And just chucked it on the floor 946 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 So it's doing all that and you're feeling 947 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 Grossed out and that anyway 948 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 And you're chucking and you're tallying him up 949 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 And you're like yeah alright 950 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 So by my 951 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Because I've got the hospital around the corner 952 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 So on my road 953 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 There's a lot of doctors around the area 954 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 Doctors and nurses and that anyway 955 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 The amount of them 956 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 That I see 957 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Are just dropping their tissues 958 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 And I see they'll blow the nose and chuck it on the floor 959 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 And it's this one road in particular 960 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 They're always doing it 961 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 And it's so frustrating 962 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Because it's bad enough 963 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 And it's just a normal person that's got a bit of a cold or something 964 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 But doctors and nurses 965 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 They should know better to not be chucking 966 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Their tissues on the floor 967 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Because we don't know 968 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Whether it's cold or any kind of flus, viruses or whatever 969 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 And so for me to have to physically 970 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Have to wrestle the dog then 971 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 To get this unknown 972 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Tissue out of his mouth 973 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 It just absolutely cracks me up 974 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 And one of them the other week 975 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 I still can't believe it 976 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 Now 977 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 I'm walking towards two of them 978 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 And 979 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 They're talking to each other 980 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 And I know they've already seen me anyway 981 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Because with the dog it gets a lot of attention anyway 982 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 And 983 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Not just the Asians but mainly the Asians 984 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 That scare the dogs anyway 985 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 So they'll normally cross the road or 986 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Hide in a little corner or something 987 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 So they're walking towards me 988 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 And I've seen this one 989 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Just pick a nose 990 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 And walk on a silver 991 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Condorcivic 992 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 And I was in disbelief 993 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 I haven't seen that one 994 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 I can't believe 995 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Literally 996 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 But I'm digging for treasure 997 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Yeah 998 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 I know it's a nurse because even though 999 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 They've got the coats on 1000 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 You can see a little bit of the 1001 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 I don't know mate 1002 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 I thought the way she'd 1003 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Physically stopped at the car as well 1004 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 I thought it was her car 1005 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 She was about to open the door and put a baggy in the back or something 1006 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 But no she's physically 1007 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 White 1008 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 I was just in shock 1009 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 As I was going past the car 1010 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Then as well 1011 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 I saw the evidence and it was a big 1012 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 Snot ball 1013 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Just walked on this car 1014 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 And I just fell off rubbing off a little bit to be honest 1015 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Because it was just boiling 1016 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 No shame of you 1017 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 And still rolling in front of you 1018 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Yeah because we made eye contact 1019 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Because even after she'd done it 1020 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 As I said the boat walked past me still 1021 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 And we made eye contact 1022 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 So she's walking with someone 1023 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Walking with a colleague 1024 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 You're in front of her, picks a nose 1025 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 And she's got a finger 1026 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Walks onto the car she's walking past 1027 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Yeah it was more yellow than green to be fair 1028 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 More just the large trans person 1029 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Through from the car or something 1030 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 But yeah I just couldn't believe 1031 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 It was absolutely disgusting 1032 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Some people just don't give a fuck 1033 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Yeah 1034 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 It is strange 1035 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 It's not just the tissues, they keep dropping the masks 1036 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 On the floor as well 1037 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 I mean I get it there's still this bit of a pandemic 1038 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Going on 1039 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 I'm not going to get a number 3 any day now 1040 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Because I don't know why I haven't done it yet 1041 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 I will do 1042 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Because propaganda, more conspiracy theories 1043 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Tune in next week maybe 1044 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 But yeah I don't get that 1045 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 You're wearing a mask 1046 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 To stop spreading any 1047 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 Borises and whatever crap 1048 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 And why take it off and throw it on the floor 1049 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Anyway then 1050 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Because someone's got to pick it up 1051 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Or clean it up or whatever 1052 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 You're still spreading it around in that sense 1053 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Of laziness 1054 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 So I'm just throwing anything on the floor really 1055 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 It is yeah 1056 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Especially I assume hospitals have hundreds of hundreds of bins 1057 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Let's walk past every single one 1058 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 And then just 1059 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Right on the floor right outside 1060 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Yeah well even because the road in particular 1061 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 It's got the church there 1062 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Rottbader Park and that as well 1063 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 And a lot of them come 1064 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 Through the park 1065 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 There's I don't know about 6 bins 1066 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 On the one path through the park 1067 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 And there's bins on the corners as they're coming out 1068 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 To this road 1069 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 So why not have the obsession to be able to just 1070 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Blow or whatever crap it is 1071 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 And just chuck it on the floor 1072 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 It 1073 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 The act is nasty in general 1074 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 But when I have to get this tissue out of the dog's mouth 1075 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 It just makes me feel sick 1076 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Because I'm conscious then 1077 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 I can't touch my face 1078 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Because I don't know what's on my hands now 1079 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 And then it's trying to force him to drink some water 1080 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 As soon as I get in to try and sweat his mouth out 1081 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Essentially not that he does 1082 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Because he's a little big 1083 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Yeah I just 1084 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 I really 1085 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 I don't see why I can 1086 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Just think that it's acceptable 1087 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 But I've worked in 1088 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 Doctor's houses in the past 1089 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 And it's surprising how 1090 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 I'm not saying all of them 1091 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 But the few that I've worked in 1092 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 It's surprising how unclean they are in general 1093 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Obviously these people they have to be 1094 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Sterilised, clean 1095 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 So they don't cause infection 1096 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Carry anything because they're 1097 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Between operations and seeing patients 1098 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 And stuff 1099 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 But the houses that I've been in are absolutely 1100 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Atrocious 1101 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Kitchens are in states 1102 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 Food left everywhere 1103 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 I remember the one job in particular 1104 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Old Victorian style house 1105 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Mostly 1106 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 The second story 1107 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Which was essential 1108 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Love conversion 1109 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000 The au pair living with them 1110 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 So she was in college or uni 1111 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 I don't know what country she came from to be honest 1112 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 But living there 1113 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Looking after the kids 1114 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 And she was in that top room and they asked us to have a look 1115 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 And paint the au pair's 1116 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Bedroom 1117 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 As we've gone up to look it was black mould 1118 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 On the wall, rolled next to her bed 1119 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 This stuff is deadly, they know it's deadly 1120 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 They should know what it looks like for starters as well 1121 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 And they were allowing 1122 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000 The au pair to sleep next to it 1123 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 It was just absolutely disgraceful 1124 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000 I mean not just the doctors as well 1125 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 I've worked in a few footballer's houses 1126 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 And there's one in particular 1127 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Yeah, fucking Matthew 1128 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Louton 1129 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000 When he was playing for Villa at the time 1130 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Absolutely disgusting 1131 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Went into the house cause we did some work 1132 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 Did his kitchen and everything 1133 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 There was dirty nappies on the floor 1134 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 Dirty clothes left everywhere 1135 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Yeah but it ended up 1136 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Because he just had a kid though or was he just 1137 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Lazy 1138 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Lazyness mate 1139 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 So he went away while we done the work 1140 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 But leaving 1141 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 That kind of thing just because you've got the money 1142 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 To afford for cleaners to come in 1143 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 It doesn't excuse it, it's absolutely disgusting 1144 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 And then when he turned up afterwards 1145 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 The end of the job, I wasn't hanging around 1146 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 For an old scrap anyway cause I'm not a Villa fan 1147 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 But 1148 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 He didn't even want to look at us 1149 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 Or his wife 1150 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Just ignorance, didn't want to say hello or anything 1151 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 They just went in, had a quick chat 1152 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 With the builder and then we went 1153 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 No thanks or anything 1154 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Absolutely disgusting 1155 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 I don't know if he still plays 1156 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 For Burnley Night 1157 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 But he was the last on our scene 1158 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 I did have a 1159 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Thump in his house as well 1160 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000 We'll save that for another podcast 1161 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Celebrities houses 1162 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 That I've hooped in 1163 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Yeah so that went off on a bit 1164 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Of a tangent with Footballers there 1165 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000 But yeah that's the ranto 1166 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000 No mention of Sam Smith this time 1167 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 So I think going from that now then 1168 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 I think we should call it a pod 1169 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Yeah that's a pod 1170 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 Also 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