1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,460 Hello everybody and welcome back to the real talking podcast with your hosts Ash and JD 2 00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:09,780 So we've had a 3 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:11,780 lovely little trip away 4 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:13,780 More me than you 5 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,780 It was a nice little weekend 6 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:17,780 Nice fucking lakeside lodge 7 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:21,780 Yeah it was a good fucking little weekend 8 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:23,780 It was a nice marquee 9 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:29,780 Yeah it was obviously you didn't get there till late on Friday 10 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,780 Whatever accidents on the motorway 11 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:33,780 So yeah 12 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:35,780 Didn't do much on the Friday night 13 00:00:35,780 --> 00:00:37,780 Watched Pluck Crouch's new special on Netflix 14 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:39,780 Razzle Dazzle 15 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,780 Yeah and Saturday I was walking out with the dogs 16 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:47,780 Yeah I think Saturday 17 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:49,780 It's going to take a while to beat that 18 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:51,780 Interesting evening 19 00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:53,780 So I set the scene 20 00:00:53,780 --> 00:01:01,780 I was given some vouchers for the hog roast at this marquee 21 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:05,780 And they had the event on for the charity Air Ambulance 22 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:09,780 So we've walked the dogs 23 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:11,780 Made sure they were allowed to go in there 24 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,780 We're winning £2 a drink for each can 25 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:15,780 You can't win it 26 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:17,780 All the profits were for the charity anyway 27 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:21,780 Yeah the hog roast, a bit disappointed 28 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,780 It was just the cop 29 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:25,780 I thought it would be a bit more 30 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:27,780 It was a nice cop 31 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:29,780 But then he didn't like it 32 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:31,780 Because by the time we'd had it 33 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:33,780 There was no applesauce left 34 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,780 So it was just the stuffing 35 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:37,780 I had to give the rest to the dog 36 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,780 He was sitting there looking staring at me 37 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:41,780 So I had got three bots and gave him the rest 38 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:43,780 And then the wife decided she wanted to go back to the lodge 39 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:45,780 So we walked her back 40 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:47,780 Come back 41 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:49,780 That was the start of the raffle 42 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,780 By the time I got back 43 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,780 So I'd got £20 worth of tickets 44 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,780 100 numbers 45 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:57,780 I remember as I walked back in 46 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:59,780 I'd come to the bar and I'm pouring over 47 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:01,780 He's having a drink 48 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,780 He's going 49 00:02:03,780 --> 00:02:05,780 White, 409 50 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:07,780 That's the girl 51 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,780 He's like, are these tickets white? 52 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,780 Yeah they're white 53 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:13,780 I was like, you sure? Because they look great to me 54 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:15,780 He's like, no no they're white 55 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,780 I'm like, I want a strong bow 56 00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:19,780 And a glass of lemonade please 57 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:21,780 I walked over 58 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,780 Waving me ticket in the air 59 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,780 You was like the first 60 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:27,780 I was the first one 61 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:29,780 The first one 62 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:31,780 So you had the selection of the prizes 63 00:02:31,780 --> 00:02:33,780 You could have had the best prize 64 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,780 Yeah, because obviously I didn't know what the sketch was 65 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,780 Whether there was a tier to the tickets or anything 66 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:39,780 He didn't even ask for the ticket 67 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,780 He just said 68 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:43,780 Just grab another one out of the book 69 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:45,780 So I grabbed one out 70 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:47,780 It was pink something 71 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,780 The other chap was like 72 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:51,780 Yeah so grab your prizes off the table 73 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,780 I was like, anything 74 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:55,780 He was like, yeah anything you want 75 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:57,780 I'm looking at this fucking table 76 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,780 And there's not a great selection of prizes anyway 77 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,780 So I've already got my eye on something 78 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:03,780 I was like, Ross 79 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:05,780 Turn around to the girl, he says definitely anything 80 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:07,780 There's no tier system 81 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:09,780 Whatever you want 82 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:11,780 I'm like, bottom of the jimersons 83 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:13,780 I'm like, top of my head 84 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:15,780 Oh god, I was getting the evil 85 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:17,780 I was straddling 86 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,780 So that was it 87 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,780 Walking back over 88 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:23,780 I think I'd only sat down for like 30 seconds 89 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:25,780 By the time, because I'd grabbed the drinks 90 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:27,780 Come over 91 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,780 You won the first one 92 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,780 It was the third or fourth one, wasn't it 93 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:33,780 Because it was literally, I'd grabbed the drinks from the bar 94 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,780 Got the change 95 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,780 Walked over 96 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:39,780 And I just about sat down 97 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:41,780 And called another number out 98 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,780 And I was like, hey 99 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:45,780 Walked back over again 100 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,780 Bottle of wine 101 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:49,780 And it was right now where you could feel everyone 102 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,780 Starting to hang 103 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:53,780 Already fucking turning around 104 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:55,780 Four tickets here, two prizes 105 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:01,780 So, grab this bottle of wine 106 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:03,780 I don't drink wine, fuck you, I'm not kidding 107 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:05,780 So I don't know if it's a good bottle or not 108 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:07,780 But I thought it's another bottle of alcohol 109 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,780 If I didn't use it drinking wise 110 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:11,780 Which was most of the time 111 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,780 I was sticking in a lasagne while I'm cooking or whatever 112 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:15,780 So, yeah 113 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,780 Going back over, sit back there 114 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:19,780 And it was at this point where 115 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:21,780 I was like 116 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:23,780 What's up there, Jack 117 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:25,780 Is that office up there 118 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,780 Because I was 119 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,780 Looking at the table 120 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:31,780 So I had the Jameson straight away 121 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:33,780 Because that was the first one I've got 122 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:35,780 Whiskey, sand, that's wine 123 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:37,780 The bottle of wine 124 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:39,780 I'm not really into wine so I didn't pay too much 125 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,780 Attention to it anyway 126 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:43,780 But then there was a little four extinguisher 127 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,780 There was some camping gear 128 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:47,780 Some cones 129 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,780 And this and that 130 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:51,780 There literally wasn't a good selection 131 00:04:51,780 --> 00:04:53,780 I would definitely add the best 132 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:55,780 Pro is after the holidays 133 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:57,780 The Jameson's was probably the most expensive thing there 134 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,780 Well, yeah, because I looked at it afterwards 135 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:01,780 It was a £27 bottle from Aztec 136 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:03,780 And it was £20 worth of tickets I got 137 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:05,780 Straight away 138 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:07,780 So then 139 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:09,780 Again, I was only sitting down for a couple of minutes 140 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:11,780 At this point 141 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:13,780 And a third number's called out 142 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,780 Because all the numbers were sort of all 143 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:17,780 In the same range but it was the different colours 144 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:19,780 Wasn't it, the amount of times it talked 145 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:21,780 395 146 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,780 Pink, I'm like, oh god 147 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:25,780 No, I've got it in white, not in pink 148 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,780 So, yeah, the third one's called out 149 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:31,780 I remember walking over 150 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,780 And I was like, everyone, again, again 151 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:35,780 Oh, not him again 152 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:41,780 I think it was the Cubs I'd got at that point 153 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:43,780 No, it was the Frisbees 154 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:45,780 The Frisbees, yeah 155 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,780 So, yeah, again, holding it in the air 156 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,780 Shove in everyone 157 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:51,780 And I walked back 158 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:53,780 Sat down 159 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:55,780 And then, again, because there was the other chap as well 160 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:57,780 He was on about two or three prizes 161 00:05:57,780 --> 00:05:59,780 Yeah, he was 162 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:01,780 A prize or was he behind you? 163 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:03,780 Yeah, I think he was on two at that point 164 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,780 Because it seemed like we had a 165 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:07,780 Bit of a role for him going 166 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:09,780 Even though I didn't even know what he looked like 167 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:11,780 He was just some old boy 168 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,780 And so, I remember us laughing 169 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:15,780 Because with the Bert Kroosche special 170 00:06:15,780 --> 00:06:17,780 The Razzle Dazzle 171 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:19,780 He's done a similar situation 172 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,780 I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched it 173 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:23,780 And does want to watch it, definitely worth a watch 174 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:25,780 Anyway, though 175 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:27,780 But, yeah, I remember 176 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,780 Saying 177 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,780 He was on about doing bingo calls 178 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:33,780 And all sorts 179 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:35,780 Which on the fourth fucking week 180 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:37,780 I did a shout-out 181 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,780 To anyone who doesn't know 182 00:06:39,780 --> 00:06:41,780 It's a winning call 183 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:43,780 For a bingo fucking win 184 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:45,780 Which you have to be politically 185 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,780 Correct with that these days, don't you? 186 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:49,780 Fucking hell 187 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:51,780 So I walked up, I'm fucking getting there 188 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:53,780 So, yeah, that would have been the camping cups 189 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,780 Four sets 190 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:57,780 Orange mugs 191 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:59,780 Yeah, I remember just sitting there 192 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:01,780 And we were waiting for 193 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,780 The fifth one to get called out 194 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:05,780 I was going to fucking take my top off and everything 195 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:07,780 We were talking, what could you do 196 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,780 If you win a fifth one 197 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:11,780 We had to feel the hate 198 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:13,780 It would have had to have been a fucking 199 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,780 I don't know, get up and start body popping 200 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,780 Or fucking break dancing 201 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:19,780 It would have had to have been a scene 202 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:21,780 I suggested you use 203 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,780 Shout bingo 204 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:25,780 I definitely would have done my best anyway 205 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,780 But I think I would have had to fucking 206 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,780 I don't know, just drop down and do the worm 207 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:31,780 In the middle of the fucking dance floor beat 208 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:33,780 So, yeah 209 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:35,780 It ended as the four prizes anyway 210 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:37,780 Fucking quarter 211 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:39,780 So I worked it out 212 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:41,780 Roughly about £50 worth of prizes 213 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:43,780 Not bad 214 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,780 Remember as we was leaving then 215 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:47,780 We basically just finished those tins and went out 216 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:49,780 And I was like 217 00:07:49,780 --> 00:07:51,780 No, no, I'll hold all my prizes 218 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:53,780 I stared down the fucking 219 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:55,780 The jumpers open 220 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:57,780 I got my bottle and one prize under one arm 221 00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:59,780 The other bottle and the other prize under the other 222 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,780 And everyone's fucking just staring at me 223 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:03,780 What a fucking 224 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:05,780 Note 225 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:07,780 Even the bonplugs 226 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:09,780 Good weekend for you then wasn't he 227 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,780 Like birthday weekend as well 228 00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:13,780 I'm going to enjoy these jamsons 229 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,780 Yeah, fucking 230 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,780 It was a good note 231 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:19,780 Definitely done well 232 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:21,780 Yeah, and then obviously 233 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,780 You tied it back on a Sunday 234 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:25,780 So my birthday didn't do much 235 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:27,780 To be fair in the end I just sat around 236 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,780 Took the dog out for a walk 237 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:31,780 Just watched a bit of TV, didn't do much 238 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:33,780 And that was the sort of scheme 239 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,780 For the rest of the week really then 240 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,780 We went to that woodland area 241 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:39,780 A couple of times after that 242 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,780 And I walked around 243 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:43,780 In the fields next to the solace and everything 244 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:47,780 Then 245 00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:49,780 This is where it starts to go on to 246 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:53,780 My jay-d's rant of the week 247 00:08:55,780 --> 00:08:57,780 Yeah, strap yourself in for this one 248 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,780 On Wednesday I found 249 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:03,780 The 250 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:05,780 Little shopping centre 251 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,780 It was hammering down around 252 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,780 So I didn't see much, I just knew there was a co-op there 253 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:11,780 Loads of co-ops around that area 254 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:13,780 All drove past 255 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,780 Like another three 256 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:17,780 I saw this one on Saturday 257 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:19,780 Fucking loads 258 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:21,780 So I found this one 259 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:23,780 Because I was going to a spa that was closer 260 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,780 Than the other co-op 261 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:27,780 And then I saw this shopping centre 262 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:29,780 I was like, I'll put in there 263 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:31,780 So on Thursday 264 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,780 I said to the missus 265 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,780 Well, I found this little centre 266 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,780 Do you want to have a move to see what's about 267 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:39,780 She was like, yeah, alright 268 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,780 On the way 269 00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,780 I want to get some bulbs 270 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:45,780 I know he was driving to the salt 271 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:47,780 The front row was salt 272 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:49,780 The main beam bulb had died 273 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:51,780 I was like, nah, not Halfords 274 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:53,780 I'll find a car place 275 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,780 So I'm looking on my phone 276 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:57,780 I'd already looked for the bulb that she needed as well 277 00:09:57,780 --> 00:09:59,780 Halfords were one of them 278 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,780 Six pound, nine pence 279 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:03,780 You won't know with these car dealerships 280 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,780 Not fifty pence for a bulb 281 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:07,780 Because it's fucking the markup on Halfords 282 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:09,780 It's fucking ridiculous 283 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,780 But instead of just turning around and saying 284 00:10:11,780 --> 00:10:13,780 Yeah, sound jan 285 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,780 We'll go to this car place 286 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:17,780 No, it's a holy shit 287 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:19,780 No, we're going to Halfords 288 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:21,780 It's up the road from the shop 289 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,780 No, we're going to Halfords 290 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:25,780 Said about the price 291 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:27,780 Six pound for the one 292 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,780 Said we'd be like fifty pay for the bulb in the car shop 293 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:31,780 It's not about the price 294 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:33,780 I'm not asking you to pay for it 295 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:35,780 I'm not paying for it anyway 296 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,780 It's your car 297 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,780 You can pay for it 298 00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:41,780 We'll just go to the car shop 299 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:43,780 There's no fucking issue 300 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:45,780 No 301 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,780 A whole fucking scene about it 302 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,780 So we've missed the turn to turn up to the shop 303 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,780 And so she starts moaning at me about that 304 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,780 So I'll turn up 305 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,780 Carry on straight 306 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,780 It'll take us to the car shop 307 00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,780 No, she gets in this road and lane 308 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,780 Turns right 309 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:03,780 Shoots up the road 310 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,780 Goes all the way around the roundabout 311 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,780 Come back on ourselves 312 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:09,780 And then the lady who's the operator 313 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,780 Has a moan at the fucking car 314 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,780 That assumes she's just turning right anyway 315 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,780 Because she's got no big big head or anything 316 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:17,780 A freeway roundabout 317 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:19,780 A little wall shaped one 318 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,780 Then she puts her foot down 319 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,780 Coming off the roundabout 320 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:25,780 Don't drive like a dickhead now 321 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:27,780 Just because you're not happy 322 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:29,780 That I'm trying to save you money 323 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,780 So we fucking go to the shop 324 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:33,780 I'm pissed off now 325 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,780 I'm not in a good mood 326 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,780 I'm not seeing pissed off now thinking about it 327 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,780 There's no need to make a scene 328 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,780 Just say alright yeah 329 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,780 Go to the car shop 330 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:45,780 You go in, you go to the desk 331 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,780 I'll need this ball mate 332 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:49,780 Sound fucking 50p 333 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,780 Pound whatever 334 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,780 So we go to the shop 335 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,780 There's not much of this shopping centre to be fair 336 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,780 There was a charity shop, a chipier pizza place 337 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,780 Something else 338 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:01,780 So it probably wasn't worth 339 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:03,780 Her coming out anyway 340 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:05,780 I'm going to go to the shop on my own 341 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:07,780 Which in hindsight I wish I fucking did 342 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:09,780 So we've gone to the Halfords afterwards 343 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:13,780 This fucking 344 00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,780 Submediates taking the time 345 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,780 Trying to reverse into a spot 346 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,780 So because she's in a mood as well 347 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,780 She's given her attitude 348 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:23,780 And I'm thinking these two young lads 349 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:25,780 Are probably knifed up or something 350 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:27,780 So if she fucking 351 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,780 They're already staring at me 352 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:31,780 If she fucking carries on I'm going to have to get out 353 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:33,780 And fucking get stabbed 354 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:35,780 Or slap two fucking little dickheads up 355 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,780 Either way I don't want to be in a fight 356 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,780 Fucking 357 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:41,780 Then we go into Halfords 358 00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,780 She ended up spending about 30p 359 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,780 12p or something for two balls 360 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,780 But I think in her head she's made a point of 361 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,780 Getting other stuff, she's got some tea cuts 362 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,780 And some sponges 363 00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:53,780 We've got sponges for the car wash at home 364 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,780 Fucking, but no she's made a point of 365 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,780 Buying more stuff 366 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,780 So we've got back to the lodge 367 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,780 I was like alright 368 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,780 Do you want to do the balls now 369 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,780 We'll leave you for a bit because it was starting to rain as well 370 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,780 I didn't want to stand in the rain 371 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,780 Yeah in rain is best to do in the rain 372 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,780 No I'll do it 373 00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:13,780 So she's stayed out in the rain 374 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:15,780 Fucking took her a bite 375 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:17,780 And now that 376 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,780 To change two balls 377 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:21,780 You've done it yourself 378 00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,780 Happy days 379 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,780 So then 380 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,780 For all we do as we fucking wrapping up 381 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:29,780 When we was going there 382 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:31,780 In the first place 383 00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,780 The cars full, the boots full 384 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,780 Behind the seats are full 385 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,780 Fucking, now I already know we've got more stuff to take back 386 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,780 Of us, also because you're amazing presence 387 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,780 And the winnings 388 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,780 Yeah the winnings 389 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,780 And 390 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,780 The last little bit of food that we haven't finished off 391 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:49,780 So 392 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:51,780 I've just said to her 393 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:53,780 Before we go away 394 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,780 Next stop, I'll have a look at getting 395 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,780 A roof rack and one of those 396 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,780 Storage boxes for the top of the car 397 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,780 Well I haven't 398 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:03,780 Decided where I want to go for my birthday 399 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:05,780 So straight away she's being 400 00:14:05,780 --> 00:14:07,780 Nasty 401 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,780 I'm not saying it's for your birthday 402 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,780 We could go away in six weeks again or something 403 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,780 Whenever we go away again 404 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,780 It'll just make it easier, roof rack 405 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,780 Storage box on top 406 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:19,780 And then we've got half the boot free 407 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,780 And half the box free, we're fucking anything 408 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,780 No, well I don't want to drive one of those 409 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,780 On the top of the car 410 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,780 It's not going to be on the top of the car the whole time 411 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,780 It's just while we're away, it goes on 412 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:31,780 Then we take it off 413 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,780 When you're just driving it to work and whatever 414 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,780 It doesn't stay on top of the car 415 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,780 And it's a whole scene again 416 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,780 Well I don't want one, we've got enough room in the car 417 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,780 It will all fit 418 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,780 I know it wouldn't, fucking 419 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,780 Not comfortably anyway, fucking 420 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,780 So again 421 00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,780 A whole scene of just 422 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,780 Fucking about the storage 423 00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:53,780 And then when it comes to 424 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,780 The last bits going in the car 425 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,780 Now I already knew that the boot was full 426 00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,780 Because I put the last thing in there 427 00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:01,780 And I knew that behind the seats were full 428 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,780 Because I put stuff in there already 429 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:05,780 So she's pulling things back out to try and 430 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,780 Texture her seat, fucking make it fit in 431 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,780 A little bit better 432 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,780 It ain't going to work 433 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,780 So I knew it was going to be fucking 434 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,780 Stuffed in between my legs and on my lap 435 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,780 The whole drive back, which weren't two bags 436 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,780 An hour and twenty minutes 437 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,780 Oh that's a fucking sight 438 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,780 It would be pretty handy having a fucking roof rack 439 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,780 With a storage box on top now, wouldn't it? 440 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,780 And I know she heard me 441 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,780 Fucking, but she's like, what you say? I'm coming in yeah? 442 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,780 And then when she's come back into the lodge 443 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,780 Four minutes later 444 00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:35,780 It's like she's thought, I'll see if he's fucking 445 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,780 Brave enough to say it again 446 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,780 And I did, I fucking repeated myself 447 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,780 Would have been handy having a roof rack with a fucking 448 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,780 Storage box, wouldn't it? No fucking 449 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:45,780 Stressing, drawing her from squeeze stuff in then 450 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,780 Or, or, no comment 451 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,780 Just the fucking hoof and a puff 452 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,780 So again it's just that 453 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,780 The fact that, boy can't just turn around 454 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,780 And say, I appreciate that 455 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,780 That's a good idea 456 00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:59,780 We'll think about it, even if she 457 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,780 Doesn't want to fucking do it 458 00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:03,780 Don't make an argument out of it 459 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,780 Just fucking, just like, not even 460 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,780 That, fucking, because that's 461 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,780 That's enticing for a boy's 462 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,780 Reaction, we've said no I don't 463 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:13,780 Want to, just like 464 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:15,780 She was like, I don't want it on my car, I don't 465 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,780 Want it, no, because that's doing it 466 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:19,780 For a fucking reason 467 00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:21,780 To fucking, either start an argument 468 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,780 Or just completely dismissing it 469 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,780 Yet if it was a friend of hers 470 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,780 Or someone else 471 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,780 So if it was you or your missus 472 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,780 That would have said 473 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,780 Why didn't you get one of those roof racks 474 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,780 And a fucking storage box? Would you think a response 475 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,780 Would have been different then? It definitely would have been 476 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,780 Because it would have just been 477 00:16:39,780 --> 00:16:41,780 Yeah yeah, I'll look into that 478 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,780 Yeah that's a good idea that is 479 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,780 She hasn't thought of it herself 480 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,780 That's what's an issue, and she has to cause 481 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,780 The same with me 482 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:51,780 Just like, alright yeah, so I'm going to have a look 483 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,780 I'm the one offering to call you 484 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,780 As well, fucking, so we'll say 485 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,780 She fucking loves it next time when we're fucking 486 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,780 On into the back of the van, get all the fucking 487 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,780 Shelfing and everything out of there 488 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,780 Get the dog fucking in the back of the van 489 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,780 And I'll get a storage box and stick it on my fucking 490 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:07,780 Roof rack, and we go get in the car 491 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,780 Because it's comfy, yeah, and she prefers to drive 492 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,780 And in general, if I've had a lot 493 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,780 Of drink, and it might not be safe to drive 494 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,780 The next day, it's better that way 495 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,780 But now we're out of principle, I'm going to fucking go in the van 496 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,780 Next time and say I should auction off 497 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,780 Fucking, there's just no need for it 498 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,780 And I swear, it's to fucking just 499 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:25,780 Warm me up, you know, she never even got me a birthday present 500 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,780 She has to carry on fucking warming me up 501 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,780 I didn't want to bring this up 502 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,780 Obviously on the podcast 503 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,780 I'm already fucking ranting 504 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,780 Fuck it! So is this still 505 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,780 Not a birthday present? No 506 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,780 Like, in the works? No 507 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,780 All it is, is just 508 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,780 Well, when you tell me what you want, I'll get you something 509 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:47,780 Have you got something in mind that you're purposely not telling her? 510 00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,780 Well, I don't know what her budget is 511 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:53,780 She hasn't said, I've got a hundred and fifty pound that I'll spend on her 512 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,780 Well, how much do you spend on her? Because normally it kind of works 513 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:59,780 Yeah, I don't really have a budget 514 00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,780 See, so I can just get it? Yeah 515 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,780 No, okay, so I think 516 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:07,780 You would think she would spend at least a hundred? 517 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:09,780 Well, I get it beforehand 518 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,780 She wasn't earning as much money as me 519 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:17,780 So I don't expect her to spend as much as what I do 520 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,780 Because I don't know, I don't know if it was for a birthday last year 521 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,780 I spent probably maybe three hundred pounds 522 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:27,780 And that's just pajamas, fleeces, blankets and whatever 523 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,780 It's just stuff in general 524 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:33,780 But, you know, I'm happy 525 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,780 Just spend fifteen hundred quid, whatever 526 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,780 Yeah, it just wants you to knock something 527 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,780 Yeah 528 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:43,780 I think obviously you and your missy smashed it 529 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:47,780 Because even though the Beyblades are nowhere near what the standards used to be 530 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:51,780 And it was that bad, it made me want to buy the original ones 531 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,780 Because they're just different 532 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:59,780 Yeah, but we spent probably fucking an hour or so having a go 533 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:03,780 And even though we didn't have the battles that we expected to 534 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:05,780 We had a lot of people 535 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,780 It's fucking not really quiet 536 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,780 But it doesn't have to be a great present 537 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,780 It's just something 538 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:15,780 And the one thing I don't know if we did mention it on the last episode of the podcast 539 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,780 We also got matching Tamagotchis as well 540 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,780 I don't think we mentioned it, but no 541 00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,780 Even though that was given before 542 00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:25,780 It was just like an nostalgia feel, wasn't it? 543 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,780 Yeah, you know, because it's actually 544 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,780 The socks are quite the same 545 00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:32,780 We're still kids at art 546 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:36,780 So just get a fucking toy of some sort 547 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,780 A remote control car or fucking something 548 00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,780 And I can just sit there 549 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:44,780 And just fucking take me back to my childhood 550 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:47,780 Just get put to the side again for fucking another 12 months 551 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,780 But it's something 552 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,780 You've had something 553 00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,780 But no, fucking nothing 554 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,780 Oh my god 555 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,780 I think I'm an athlete and that right there now before I get divorced 556 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,780 Why don't you just look for something tonight 557 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,780 And just say, can you get me this? 558 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,780 So she's still got the list from Christmas 559 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:10,780 Of look, a range of tools 560 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,780 That I need slash want 561 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:14,780 That I will get myself over time 562 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,780 So she could have easily have gone back to that 563 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,780 And gone, oh that's under a pound, I'll get him that 564 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:24,780 Because you were saying, why don't you go up and down and get some tools 565 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,780 Suggesting to go with your missus 566 00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:28,780 And do a few fix around the corner 567 00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,780 No, not doing it 568 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,780 Just dismiss the fucking straightaway 569 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,780 Because I thought it would have been nice in general 570 00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:38,780 If the pair of them went into town 571 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,780 And Harold's just out shopping and that 572 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,780 Because I'm sure Kay wouldn't have wanted doing that 573 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,780 And going back to the birthday presents thing 574 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,780 Because you would have used the tools 575 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:48,780 Yeah 576 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,780 He wouldn't have been left on the side for 12 months 577 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:54,780 The best present she got me for Christmas on my list was a hammer 578 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:57,780 It sounds fucking strange and fucking a hammer 579 00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:59,780 Not special about that 580 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,780 It's a nice design, it's a great weight 581 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:04,780 And then the simple thing about it, it's got a little magnet 582 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:07,780 So when it comes to nails, it sits on the magnet 583 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:10,780 You give it the first initial fucking tapping 584 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:12,780 And then your fingers are safe 585 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:15,780 You're not holding a knife or potentially hurting yourself 586 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:17,780 You give it a good fucking whack, it goes in a bit 587 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:20,780 And then you send it the rest of the way 588 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,780 So yeah, that was one 589 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,780 Well, that probably was the best present she got me for Christmas 590 00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,780 And it was on the list of stuff that I wanted 591 00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:31,780 So there's still loads on there that she could have reverted back to 592 00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:37,780 Now, are you purposely now like what's the saying 593 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,780 You know I was about to spot you face 594 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:41,780 But you're not just going to give me this 595 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:43,780 Or is it a pride thing now? 596 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,780 No, I think it's probably a bit of a bone flock 597 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,780 I've told her don't fucking bother getting me anything now then 598 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:51,780 So that's the, you know, I was about to spot your face 599 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:55,780 But yeah, I'm just passing the shit 600 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,780 What's the point? 601 00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:01,780 She's the one that's argued about it 602 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:05,780 When all of Seth really is just get anything 603 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:09,780 It's the fucking effort and the thought that fucking counts 604 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,780 And the fact that she's been lazy about it 605 00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:13,780 That's the annoying thing 606 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:18,780 She made the comment, well, not everything that you get, I want 607 00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:21,780 I actually thought about it afterwards 608 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:23,780 The only thing that she hasn't enjoyed 609 00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:26,780 Was a gunnery game for the Nintendo Switch 610 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:30,780 I think it was a Dragon Quest game 611 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:34,780 I don't know what one it was now, there's that many of them 612 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,780 Did she play the one before? 613 00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:40,780 Well, she plays the Dragon Quest Builders 614 00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:42,780 Because there's two of them 615 00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:44,780 But that in your foot that she didn't enjoy the game 616 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:45,780 That's the game 617 00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:48,780 She loved the other ones that I got her 618 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,780 And in this one she's played it for an hour or so 619 00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:53,780 Not a couple to say, yep, same, not the end of the world 620 00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:56,780 I think it's a game that I'll enjoy so I'll end up playing it anyway 621 00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:58,780 Or I'll do the same, when I get round to it I'll play it for an hour 622 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,780 But I'll keep saying, if not, oh well, fucking 623 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:05,780 So that's the only thing that I could think of that she hasn't loved 624 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:07,780 Because even when she bought that comment 625 00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:13,780 She was wearing one of those oodle things that I'd got her for either a birthday or Christmas 626 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:18,780 I can't go wrong with getting pyjamas and stuff like that 627 00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:21,780 Because it's getting warm and comfortable 628 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:23,780 And she's always cold 629 00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:26,780 Even the heating on, as low as it could be in that lodge 630 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,780 She was still too hot for me 631 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,780 She's still there with the pyjamas and everything kind 632 00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:32,780 Just all snuck up 633 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:36,780 Me and the dog were literally panting together 634 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,780 He was horrendous the one night 635 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:42,780 So, yeah, I think it's just fucking a bit of an experience 636 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:47,780 I think you should go back tonight and just say, I want this 637 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:50,780 But if I have that conversation 638 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:52,780 I need to know how much she can afford 639 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:55,780 Or was willing to spend on me anyway 640 00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:59,780 Because there's no point me saying, I want this tool 641 00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:02,780 This costs 250 pounds and she's like 642 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:04,780 I was only going to spend 50 pounds on you 643 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:08,780 So I need to know what price range she's looking at 644 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,780 Before I can do any of that 645 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:12,780 I won't fucking 646 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:16,780 If I do fucking bring up the conversation 647 00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:18,780 Whether I want to have an argument or not 648 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:21,780 I think I'll get back and start drinking and then say how I feel 649 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,780 I mean, it's got to happen 650 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:24,780 It's got to be today 651 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,780 Because I'm not fucking ruining my football day tomorrow 652 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,780 And I think, look 653 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:31,780 If you leave it any longer than the week 654 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,780 It's not, you've gone past your birthday period 655 00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:35,780 I won't pass it anyway 656 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:37,780 I really don't care if she gets me anything or not 657 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,780 I'll say how I feel 658 00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,780 I'll have a drink and a beating from her 659 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,780 You'll be telling her everything you want then 660 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:47,780 Well, there's always one thing that she's never going to fucking give me 661 00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:49,780 Oh fucking gobble 662 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:53,780 A birthday blowjob 663 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,780 What the blowjob ever 664 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:57,780 Fuck me 665 00:24:57,780 --> 00:25:00,780 Wow, that would be nonsense, I don't know what the fuck man 666 00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:06,780 Right, hopefully she doesn't listen to this fucking episode 667 00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:09,780 I'll be definitely in the dark, guys 668 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,780 Is that the rant over there? 669 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:13,780 Yeah, yeah, I wanted to finish you four minutes ago 670 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,780 But you get me fucking going again 671 00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:19,780 Fucking blood pressure is right on her at the roof at the moment 672 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:21,780 Good job I ain't got me watch on 673 00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:23,780 Well, let's move on 674 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:25,780 Let's move on to Mason Greenwood 675 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:27,780 Now, you're sport man, yeah? 676 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:28,780 Yeah 677 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:30,780 Do you think you should come back? 678 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,780 And if so, why or if not, why? 679 00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:38,780 Yeah, so it's an old segway of women being annoying 680 00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:42,780 And to be fair, it's a point 681 00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:44,780 I didn't know where he was going with that 682 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:47,780 It's something that's so annoying 683 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:49,780 Where the fuck is he going with that? 684 00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:51,780 He's only had two cups of coffee 685 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:56,780 Yeah, it is something that I will bring up in this little topic now 686 00:25:56,780 --> 00:26:00,780 Because I know we've had a little conversation here and there about it 687 00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:03,780 Over the last few months with it all going on 688 00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:08,780 But it's come out in the last few days again 689 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:13,780 That he's still been paid his 70 grand a week 690 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:16,780 To pay him off after the end of the season 691 00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:19,780 It would still be like 8 million that would have to pay him 692 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:24,780 And at the end of the day, it's all going to come down to money 693 00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:30,780 I think Ten Hard would have him back in the team 694 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:31,780 Because 695 00:26:31,780 --> 00:26:34,780 Well, just because you said it's all about money 696 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:39,780 But everything I've seen on it, it's his attitude as well 697 00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:46,780 Apparently he's got to, as far as you would if he was giving the kids 70 grand the fucking way 698 00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:50,780 Yeah, so that's all going to come out in everything that I'm going to say 699 00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:56,780 So yeah, he's burst on the scene 17 700 00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:58,780 Like Mickey Richards 701 00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:00,780 Yeah, good old maker 702 00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:05,780 Fucking, he definitely was generational talent 703 00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:10,780 Now you think of Messi and Ronaldo back at that age 704 00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:15,780 They were raw talents, but straight away you could see they were going to be fucking up the top 705 00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:17,780 And all felt the same with Greenwood 706 00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:20,780 I know you probably didn't think it was Mosh 707 00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:24,780 I thought he had it, but he didn't want it 708 00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:27,780 Like a young Ronaldo wanted it 709 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:32,780 For me, he knew he was good, he was happy at that level 710 00:27:32,780 --> 00:27:34,780 But I didn't think he improved 711 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:38,780 I thought he came in, and I don't think he got better playing 712 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:40,780 That was the whole team underneath 713 00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:42,780 I'll let it, the whole team fucking sure would 714 00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:45,780 Because he just selected the team 715 00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:47,780 He wasn't a part of training or anything 716 00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:50,780 But being a player like Messi or Ronaldo 717 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:53,780 Don't elevate, and I think he deflated 718 00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:57,780 He definitely didn't have the same attitude as Ronaldo and Messi 719 00:27:57,780 --> 00:28:01,780 More so Ronaldo to be fair, because Messi has always just been the natural talent 720 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,780 Ronaldo, you heard the stories how he'd spend 2-3 hours after training each day 721 00:28:05,780 --> 00:28:08,780 Still just kicking the ball at the fucking goals and the wall or whatever 722 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:10,780 So he always worked on it 723 00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:13,780 Whereas most of these young ones don't these days 724 00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:18,780 I know that was something Ronaldo picked up on when he came back to United for his second stint 725 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,780 That he pulled a few of them aside and had a conversation with them 726 00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:24,780 And that did change a lot of their attitudes 727 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:28,780 But the coaching definitely didn't help the situation 728 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:33,780 Bruno Fernandes was a fucking revelation when he came in the January transfer window 729 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:36,780 I know we're talking about Mason Green 730 00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,780 We'll get back onto him again 731 00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:45,780 Bruno Fernandes, he's got to be one of the most overrated players ever 732 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:49,780 I sit up, I watch him 733 00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:52,780 And one game I think, yeah he's alright 734 00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:55,780 Next game, we try a four yard diag 735 00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:58,780 That's just not even worth doing 736 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,780 And he fucking spanners into the crowd 737 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:03,780 And then when he loses the ball 738 00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:06,780 Arms in the air, just for me 739 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:08,780 I watch him and I think 740 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:11,780 I've done right yeah 741 00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:17,780 Him and Neymar, when people say Neymar's a tough one 742 00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:19,780 Is he? 743 00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:22,780 Again, it's the Brazilian in him isn't it 744 00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:25,780 He's got all the skills for the flicks and this and that 745 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:32,780 But he just wants the camera shots and the glory that way 746 00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:36,780 He's not one that will actually go and put a shift in defensively 747 00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:39,780 And win the team back and this and that 748 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:43,780 Where Bruno, as much as he is frustrating 749 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:47,780 And he misplaces and does something stupid 750 00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:49,780 He always gives it fucking everything 751 00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:51,780 He's running back and forth 752 00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:53,780 He's played every minute of every game 753 00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:59,780 Apart from the other day where he did get subbed off a lot 15 minutes ago 754 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:01,780 But he still wanted to play on that 755 00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:06,780 And that goes to show that it's not always about his talent 756 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:09,780 The manager knows I need him in the team 757 00:30:09,780 --> 00:30:11,780 Because he's given his fucking heart 758 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:13,780 For the hard work 759 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:17,780 We don't want him to be a fucking footballer 760 00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:20,780 Go back onto Mason 761 00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:23,780 So the potential was there I believe 762 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:29,780 And so the clips come out 763 00:30:29,780 --> 00:30:33,780 There's the pictures of the bruises and whatever 764 00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:36,780 Now I just want to fucking say 765 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,780 I don't condone it 766 00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:41,780 If he did actually abuse or abuse from whatever 767 00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:44,780 Obviously fucking it's a shit house 768 00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:47,780 I was in that situation before a fucking long time ago 769 00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:50,780 Where I was a part of domestic violence 770 00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:53,780 And it's not a fucking clever thing 771 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,780 It's not nice or anything 772 00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:58,780 So I'm not condoning his actions 773 00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:00,780 We don't know what actually happened 774 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:03,780 This is the thing because now 775 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:06,780 The woman that was accusing him of all this 776 00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:09,780 Is now pregnant with his child 777 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:11,780 They're getting married every day so it's far as I know 778 00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:14,780 He just seems like a classic Jeremy Kyle 779 00:31:14,780 --> 00:31:16,780 Break up, make up, break up 780 00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:19,780 Like a toxic, you know just like your traditional toxic 781 00:31:19,780 --> 00:31:22,780 And they're both young as well 782 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:25,780 The money's there at the feet 783 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:29,780 So they're going to have these fucking ups and downs 784 00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:32,780 I don't know if she was trying to be an Instagram model 785 00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:35,780 Or influencer or something 786 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:38,780 So it's her trying to keep up appearances 787 00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:40,780 Well make a name off herself from him 788 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:43,780 Yeah and straight away when it all come out 789 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:46,780 It was her dad that was turning around and saying 790 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,780 Oh the phone's got hacked 791 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:50,780 And it shouldn't have been leaked 792 00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:53,780 Because there's another player 793 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:55,780 Allegedly that plays for Arsenal 794 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:57,780 That's going for a similar thing at the moment 795 00:31:57,780 --> 00:31:59,780 But he's a first team as far as we know 796 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:01,780 We don't know who it is 797 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,780 It's all been kept out of the public 798 00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:04,780 What do you think it is? 799 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:05,780 I don't know to be fair 800 00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,780 Because I've not heard too much about it 801 00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:10,780 Because it's actually fucking going through the procedures properly 802 00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:12,780 It's all being kept on the wraps 803 00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:14,780 Obviously if he does get found that he's guilty 804 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:17,780 Arsenal are going to have a big fucking case against him 805 00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:21,780 Why did you still let this player go ahead and that? 806 00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:25,780 Yeah so without knowing the full story 807 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,780 You can't fucking give any fucking 808 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,780 Damn him 809 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:33,780 Oh no he's a cunt and fucking this and that 810 00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:37,780 I think we need him to give a statement 811 00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:39,780 Yeah apologising whatever 812 00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:41,780 Because he's going to have to 813 00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:43,780 He needs to give a bit of an interview 814 00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:45,780 And say what actually happened 815 00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:46,780 The pair of them do 816 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:48,780 Yeah like a hated interview 817 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:49,780 Just get it all out there 818 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:52,780 Yeah not the way that fucking Harry and fucking Megan did 819 00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:54,780 It doesn't have to be on Oprah 820 00:32:54,780 --> 00:32:57,780 Or you know props with fucking Piers Morgan 821 00:32:57,780 --> 00:33:00,780 But you don't like Piers Morgan? 822 00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:03,780 I know some of the things he comes out with 823 00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:05,780 But I wouldn't want to go for a beer with him 824 00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:06,780 I wouldn't 825 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:07,780 I don't want to 826 00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:10,780 Yeah you don't drink Tito so 827 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,780 We won't go for that 828 00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:14,780 Yeah I think 829 00:33:14,780 --> 00:33:16,780 All these United fans 830 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:19,780 They are actually moaning 831 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:22,780 I'm going to never watch United again 832 00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:25,780 If he puts his shirt back on blah blah 833 00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:27,780 They won't be saying any of that 834 00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:29,780 When he's bagged in fucking 24 goals 835 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:30,780 If it starts coming good 836 00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:33,780 Yeah and he scores a fucking 837 00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:36,780 An FA Cup final winning goal or something like that 838 00:33:36,780 --> 00:33:38,780 It will soon be forgotten 839 00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:39,780 Okay yeah 840 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,780 And what about the women's team 841 00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:44,780 Because I've heard that they're not too keen on him rejoining 842 00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:47,780 Again because we don't know exactly what's happened 843 00:33:47,780 --> 00:33:52,780 We can't let them dictate whether he comes back or not 844 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:56,780 In life you need some silver room and guilty 845 00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:58,780 And he hasn't dropped 846 00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:00,780 And obviously 847 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:04,780 CPS obviously have looked at him and thought 848 00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:06,780 There's not enough to hold this now 849 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:08,780 Especially with her being pregnant again 850 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,780 By pregnant sorry not again 851 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:14,780 Again because there's that many kinks and this and that these days 852 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:17,780 We don't know if that was a part of some sort of game 853 00:34:17,780 --> 00:34:21,780 But as always you always do hear the negative side of it 854 00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:22,780 Yeah 855 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:25,780 She might have been attacking him from time to time 856 00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,780 We don't know 857 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:31,780 Then obviously the video fucking clip that came out and the pictures 858 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:35,780 To be fair I think the pictures of her bruising 859 00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:37,780 Is a bit bullshit anyway 860 00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,780 Because I myself I'll fucking 861 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:42,780 I'll get a bruise 862 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,780 The wife bruises fucking really easy 863 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:47,780 There's no way to prove that that came from that scenario 864 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:49,780 Yeah so 865 00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:52,780 I think that's one of the reasons why it was washed away anyway 866 00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:54,780 Then the recording 867 00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:56,780 It seemed to be staged 868 00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:58,780 For me everyone obviously 869 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,780 Use my thing different 870 00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:01,780 No mate 871 00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:03,780 Yeah because when you see it as well 872 00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:05,780 It's like a 12 minute recording 873 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,780 It starts from not the 9th minute 874 00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:09,780 We don't know what's going on before 875 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,780 You know I don't know 876 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:13,780 Fucking it might have been fucking 877 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,780 You know genuine but 878 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:19,780 I just feel there's a lot that hasn't been put out there 879 00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:21,780 And so it just needs to fucking 880 00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:25,780 Just add the interview or fucking 881 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:29,780 You know release something so people can see what's going on there 882 00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:31,780 And just get over it 883 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:34,780 And that's why I say all comes down to money really 884 00:35:34,780 --> 00:35:37,780 If ever all not you'll actually play for United again 885 00:35:37,780 --> 00:35:39,780 It will save them lower money playing 886 00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:41,780 Because you would assume if he was to join the team 887 00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:44,780 He would go straight up front now 888 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:45,780 Yeah he 889 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:48,780 And he'll save them 70, 80 million 890 00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:50,780 I mean there's still 891 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,780 Still a lot of fucking pain 892 00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:54,780 100 million for a third 893 00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:56,780 He will be 30 years old at that point 894 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,780 Harry Kane 895 00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:00,780 It will think he's fucking overrated 896 00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:03,780 Now don't get me wrong obviously he is a world class striker 897 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:07,780 But 100 million with one year left on his contract 898 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:08,780 Touching 30 899 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:11,780 As he's still got another 4 or 5 years left in him 900 00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:12,780 I don't know 901 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:16,780 I don't see him as good as 11th Oscar 902 00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:18,780 You don't think he'll adapt? 903 00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:19,780 No 904 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:22,780 And in his Tottenham role 905 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:24,780 He plays more as a number 10 anyway 906 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,780 He drops too deep in this and that 907 00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:29,780 Well don't you think that will help Rashford and Sancho 908 00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:32,780 Or Everest playing on the wing then drop in 909 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:33,780 More forward positions 910 00:36:33,780 --> 00:36:34,780 I don't know 911 00:36:34,780 --> 00:36:38,780 I mean he's been injury free for the last 2 or 3 seasons 912 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,780 Which has definitely helped 913 00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:42,780 Because he was like every fucking couple of them 914 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:43,780 His ankles 915 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:44,780 Yeah so 916 00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:46,780 I think that would be 917 00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:48,780 It would be good enough 918 00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:50,780 But 919 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:51,780 Not for the generation 920 00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:53,780 And for 100 million 921 00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:56,780 If it was all 50, 60 million 922 00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:57,780 Yes signed 923 00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,780 But 100 million no 924 00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:02,780 I don't think no player's worth 100 million 925 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:04,780 Of course not 926 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:06,780 But as you just said 927 00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:08,780 With a year left 928 00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:09,780 Touching 30 929 00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:11,780 You're never going to regain 930 00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:14,780 Yeah unless you're winning all the trophies 931 00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,780 You're not going to make that money back 932 00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:18,780 Because you're not going to get a sound thing 933 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,780 And you don't think he's going to sell the shirts 934 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,780 I don't think he would really 935 00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,780 He's not a worldwide name 936 00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:26,780 There's only a few players that can do that 937 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:27,780 Yeah 938 00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:30,780 And then there's this Osherman 939 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:34,780 I think they're putting a £150 million price tag on him 940 00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:36,780 And that's only after one good season as well 941 00:37:36,780 --> 00:37:37,780 Yeah 942 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:40,780 And then there was that Ramatsu 943 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,780 Plays for Portugal as well 944 00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:44,780 He's had a good enough season 945 00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,780 I think for Benfica 946 00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:49,780 But again the same like 120 million 947 00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:52,780 I just think anytime an English team comes in 948 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:53,780 In flight 949 00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:56,780 Well definitely when it comes to Man United 950 00:37:56,780 --> 00:38:00,780 I mean who else would have paid 80 million for Harry Maguire 951 00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:03,780 All fucking 50 period 952 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:05,780 There's someone that wins so many headers 953 00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:08,780 I can't believe he's got a handful of goals 954 00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:10,780 Or even 955 00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:13,780 Not that I fucking love watching England fucking these days 956 00:38:13,780 --> 00:38:16,780 But I saw him have a free header the other day 957 00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:18,780 And he just fucking spammed it 958 00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:20,780 Mate he was unmarked 959 00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:22,780 Fucking won the header 960 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:24,780 And he didn't even get it on target man 961 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,780 Do you think he's dies? 962 00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:28,780 He will 963 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:30,780 Because he's not going to fucking go anywhere else 964 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,780 Take a bite reduction 965 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:34,780 And fucking 966 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:35,780 Be the number one starter 967 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:38,780 I think he's just fucking happy enough to earn 968 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,780 200 odd grand a week 969 00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:42,780 To be the third choice fucking defender 970 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:45,780 In football when do you earn enough 971 00:38:45,780 --> 00:38:47,780 It starts becoming a bad career 972 00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:49,780 So you think about it 973 00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:51,780 It must have been on a decent wire gelester 974 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:54,780 You would say probably touching 70 to 100k 975 00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:56,780 I don't think he was on that at Leicester 976 00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:58,780 Well then I know when he's at Man United 977 00:38:58,780 --> 00:38:59,780 100 odd 978 00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:02,780 I think he's on about 200 a week 979 00:39:02,780 --> 00:39:04,780 He's had that for three years now 980 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:06,780 Yeah three seasons so far 981 00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:07,780 I don't know 982 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,780 But he could go to any other team in Europe 983 00:39:10,780 --> 00:39:12,780 And play 100k 984 00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:14,780 It's still beyond top 985 00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:17,780 I mean he could go to fucking the locks of Everton 986 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:20,780 Be the fucking star center back there 987 00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:23,780 And then still get probably 120 grand a week from them 988 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:26,780 I don't know anyone that's moved to Everton 989 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:28,780 And become better 990 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:29,780 But he's not fucking 991 00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:31,780 Yeah he is 992 00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:35,780 But obviously you still gotta have a future plan 993 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,780 I think he's just gonna Phil Jones 994 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:40,780 He's just gonna sit there 995 00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:41,780 Earn his money 996 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:42,780 And then just play around again 997 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:43,780 Robbery 998 00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,780 I think I'm gonna Phil Jones 999 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:46,780 You probably are 1000 00:39:46,780 --> 00:39:48,780 But can you blame him though 1001 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,780 He's got half of the fucking 1002 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:51,780 Is he 120k? 1003 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:54,780 I think he gets 70 to 80 grand a week 1004 00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:56,780 Just to try 1005 00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:57,780 He can't even try no 1006 00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:59,780 Most of the time he can 1007 00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:03,780 Just he keeps that medical staff in fucking there 1008 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:07,780 He's got that same mentality as the dickheads that drop later in the straight 1009 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,780 Well he gives a fucking never pick a good job doesn't he 1010 00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:14,780 But yeah I think he's just gonna be happy to fucking sit there 1011 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,780 I know that we've gotta try and keep the 1012 00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:19,780 The squad and that 1013 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,780 Because there'll be a few other players that go 1014 00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:26,780 Well wouldn't you just rather give it to an up and coming player 1015 00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:27,780 I would 1016 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:28,780 Yeah 1017 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:29,780 I'd have to 1018 00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:30,780 Unless the wage 1019 00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:36,780 Yeah well it's just been a shambles fucking 1020 00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:39,780 But the whole time the guys have been in charge 1021 00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:44,780 You know fucking Suarez from Arsenal 1022 00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:46,780 Just to fucking 1023 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:48,780 No Sanchez wasn't in charge 1024 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:49,780 Oh yeah yeah yeah 1025 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,780 That just didn't work did it 1026 00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:54,780 Well it didn't work and they threw all the fucking money at him 1027 00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,780 Just so man C wouldn't get 1028 00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:58,780 That was like nearly 400 grand a week 1029 00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:01,780 And again played with injuries 1030 00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:03,780 Fucking handful of games 1031 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:05,780 And he just didn't want to be there 1032 00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:07,780 Fucking ridiculous 1033 00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,780 Yeah 1034 00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:11,780 They've just not done a good job 1035 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,780 That's why I can't wait 1036 00:41:13,780 --> 00:41:17,780 For the fucking sale to just be done 1037 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:21,780 I think the fucking Qataris are gonna be the best choice 1038 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:24,780 Because they're gonna clear all the debts and fucking 1039 00:41:24,780 --> 00:41:26,780 Either build or 1040 00:41:26,780 --> 00:41:29,780 Yeah restructure our traffic in the training 1041 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:31,780 Well yeah they've already said about the training 1042 00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,780 The grounds, the women's team 1043 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:35,780 They're gonna throw everything 1044 00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:38,780 Basically what Man City have done with their one 1045 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:40,780 Because that is really 1046 00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:41,780 Well 1047 00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:43,780 You don't 1048 00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:45,780 108 1049 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:47,780 Charges against them 1050 00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:50,780 You're telling me not one of them is gonna be fucking 1051 00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:52,780 You know 1052 00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:54,780 108 1053 00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:56,780 You know it's like 1054 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,780 You know sometimes we're gonna bend these rules 1055 00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:00,780 Right I'll get it 1056 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:02,780 Fucking I can't wait 1057 00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:04,780 Because 1058 00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:06,780 Not trolling or saying fucking greedy 1059 00:42:06,780 --> 00:42:08,780 But I think that's why the Qataris are the best 1060 00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:10,780 Because they've got 1061 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:12,780 They can just throw it all out 1062 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:15,780 I don't know if the financial pair have got to do it the right way but 1063 00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:18,780 They'll fucking take Qatari Airways from Man City sponsorship 1064 00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:21,780 And put it on the fucking United fucking top, won't they? 1065 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:23,780 A billion pound contract 1066 00:42:23,780 --> 00:42:25,780 Fucking sponsorship deal for four years 1067 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:27,780 Isn't it? Good boy 1068 00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:29,780 I thought it was Qatari Airways 1069 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:31,780 I'm sure it's Abu Dhabi 1070 00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:33,780 I've never heard of it 1071 00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:35,780 It's different 1072 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:37,780 It's different countries 1073 00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:39,780 Right 1074 00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:41,780 Mason Greenwood, you're getting your tea 1075 00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,780 He would 1076 00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:45,780 And do you reckon he will 1077 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:47,780 End up in the team next season? 1078 00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:49,780 Yeah 1079 00:42:49,780 --> 00:42:51,780 Let it all blow over 1080 00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:53,780 The league blow over 1081 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,780 That's what it won't be this season 1082 00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:57,780 Yeah so 1083 00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:00,780 Because there was a few championship and lower league teams that wanted to take him on loan 1084 00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,780 There was definitely a few Turkish teams 1085 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:05,780 Of Fenerbahce and that that wanted him for the rest of the season 1086 00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:08,780 But I think they've said no to try and keep him out of the long run 1087 00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:10,780 It will be to let it blow over 1088 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:12,780 Pre-season style again 1089 00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:14,780 Yeah pre-season, comes back into training 1090 00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:16,780 Gets into the squad 1091 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,780 It's going to save him at least 100 million 1092 00:43:18,780 --> 00:43:20,780 Because we need two strikers 1093 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:22,780 We didn't replace Kovano 1094 00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:24,780 We didn't replace fucking Ronaldo 1095 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,780 Waves as much as a log in is not good enough 1096 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:29,780 And he's technically only been a Marshal fucking replacement 1097 00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:32,780 Because he's fucking had a lot of 90 minutes the whole season 1098 00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:35,780 So we need at least two strikers 1099 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,780 So if Mason does come back playing that saves one 1100 00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:41,780 So we wouldn't have to spend 200 million on two strikers 1101 00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:44,780 And there's a couple of other lads out there that 1102 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:47,780 Have been quoted of 50-60 million and that 1103 00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:49,780 They're young lads 1104 00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:51,780 They're all fucking early 20s 1105 00:43:51,780 --> 00:43:54,780 But they've still got the room to grow 1106 00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:57,780 And the way Ten Haggs turned the team around 1107 00:43:57,780 --> 00:43:59,780 I think he can do 1108 00:43:59,780 --> 00:44:01,780 To start the season they were all about selling one for Zaka 1109 00:44:01,780 --> 00:44:03,780 Not good enough this and that 1110 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:06,780 And the low is fucking flapping it these days 1111 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,780 Because he had his injury unfortunately 1112 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:10,780 And one of Zaka's fucking played him off the park 1113 00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:12,780 I've always worried one of Zaka 1114 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:13,780 I have 1115 00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:15,780 When he goes in that attacking position 1116 00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:18,780 So where he's on the edge of the opponent's box 1117 00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:21,780 For me he just don't know what to do 1118 00:44:21,780 --> 00:44:23,780 And always passes back 1119 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:26,780 So it doesn't help because it's 1120 00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:29,780 He gets so far forward and then panics 1121 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:32,780 And one drive there 1122 00:44:32,780 --> 00:44:35,780 The few times when he actually has pinged the ball 1123 00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:37,780 There have been great crosses 1124 00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:39,780 Now it doesn't help because 1125 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,780 More so before this season anyway 1126 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:44,780 It's not been as bad this season 1127 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:47,780 You'd see the other players not wanting to pass him the ball 1128 00:44:47,780 --> 00:44:49,780 So he didn't really have the chance 1129 00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:51,780 Enough times to look 1130 00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:54,780 I've got the ball on my feet, head up, ping the crossing 1131 00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:56,780 And that's, I think that's what didn't help 1132 00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,780 Because he's panicking when he does get it 1133 00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:00,780 He's like shit I've got a chance now then 1134 00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:02,780 And he wouldn't do nothing 1135 00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:05,780 But defensively fucking 1136 00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:08,780 I'd say he was arguably the best 1137 00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:10,780 Before last season 1138 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,780 Arguably the best ride back defensively 1139 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:14,780 In the league 1140 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:17,780 You know attacking wise he's definitely improved 1141 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:19,780 And that's 10-1 again 1142 00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:21,780 It all stems back to fucking 1143 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:25,780 I don't see why these players these days 1144 00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:28,780 Just do the two hour training session each day 1145 00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:31,780 If we was getting paid fucking 1146 00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:34,780 Essentially anything more than what we're already on 1147 00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:37,780 Before we were getting paid 200k a week 1148 00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:39,780 You're doing more than just an hour a day training 1149 00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:41,780 One fucking hour a day 1150 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,780 Or even just the technical side 1151 00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:46,780 I'd fucking stand there with a bag of 50 balls next to me 1152 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,780 And I'd be pinging them in 1153 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:51,780 Fucking crosses, penalties, free kicks 1154 00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:53,780 You'd be doing a lot 1155 00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:56,780 And that's the thing I never understood with footballers 1156 00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:58,780 Because you go there 1157 00:45:58,780 --> 00:46:00,780 You have your breakfast 1158 00:46:00,780 --> 00:46:02,780 Perfect breakfast 1159 00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:04,780 You train, you eat after 1160 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:06,780 You have your smoothies 1161 00:46:06,780 --> 00:46:08,780 At the right time giving to you 1162 00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:10,780 Proling shakes to build the muscle or cutting 1163 00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:12,780 It's the proper side 1164 00:46:12,780 --> 00:46:14,780 Nutritionists there 1165 00:46:14,780 --> 00:46:18,780 There's everything there for you to be the best version of yourself 1166 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:20,780 And all you're asking 1167 00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:22,780 Is that a behind 1168 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,780 If you're a free kick taker 1169 00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:26,780 And not even asking that 1170 00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:28,780 The players should be fucking doing it at their own back 1171 00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:30,780 You've got families and stuff 1172 00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:32,780 But during the day 1173 00:46:32,780 --> 00:46:34,780 While your kids are at school 1174 00:46:34,780 --> 00:46:37,780 And your wife should be working even though she's probably just spending your money 1175 00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:39,780 You don't need to be at home the rest of the day 1176 00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:41,780 And plus like 1177 00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:44,780 Even if you are there 10 hours, 12 hours 1178 00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:46,780 It's your job 1179 00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:48,780 You're getting paid so much 1180 00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:50,780 To just 1181 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:52,780 Right 1182 00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:54,780 And you would go as a new team 1183 00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:56,780 Yeah, I think he would 1184 00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:58,780 He's got the potential to be 1185 00:46:58,780 --> 00:47:00,780 He's always going to 1186 00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:02,780 Troll now to be 1187 00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:04,780 As big of a name as 1188 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,780 Anywhere, Lord Ronaldo and that 1189 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,780 But I think he's got the potential to have the talent to be 1190 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:11,780 Almost as good 1191 00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:13,780 But yeah, he walks right back in 1192 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:15,780 As I say, when it comes to 1193 00:47:15,780 --> 00:47:17,780 A final 1194 00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:19,780 FA Cup or whatever 1195 00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:21,780 And he's banging 24 1196 00:47:21,780 --> 00:47:23,780 Fucking goals in in the season 1197 00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:25,780 He'll score a goal and everyone 1198 00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:27,780 Will soon fucking forget about it 1199 00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:29,780 They'll be like, yes he's fucking done it 1200 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,780 And that's it, it'll fucking come to me 1201 00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:33,780 Well moving on from one alleged right piece 1202 00:47:33,780 --> 00:47:35,780 To another 1203 00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:37,780 Andrew Tai 1204 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:39,780 Yeah 1205 00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:41,780 Been released 1206 00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:43,780 In with his brother Tristan 1207 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:45,780 Now 1208 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,780 When I do their first live 1209 00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:49,780 I think they're on house arrest 1210 00:47:49,780 --> 00:47:51,780 First live stream 1211 00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:53,780 It's going to go off 1212 00:47:53,780 --> 00:47:55,780 Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to watch it 1213 00:47:55,780 --> 00:47:57,780 I'll have to be fair because it'll just fucking keep cracking 1214 00:47:57,780 --> 00:47:59,780 Literally, I think it will break the internet 1215 00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:01,780 I think this will have 1216 00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:03,780 The most streams that anything 1217 00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:05,780 Has ever had 1218 00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:07,780 And I saw the video I'll just show you before the podcast 1219 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,780 He's looking big 1220 00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:11,780 He's definitely beat up 1221 00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:13,780 Looking big 1222 00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:15,780 You know 1223 00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:17,780 I 1224 00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:19,780 Looked back at Andrew Tai 1225 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:21,780 Thinking 1226 00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:23,780 A year ago 1227 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:25,780 He was just popping up on 1228 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:27,780 Your TikTok 1229 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:29,780 And you watch him and you think 1230 00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:31,780 You don't want to say too much 1231 00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:33,780 Because you know 1232 00:48:33,780 --> 00:48:35,780 Well we've not done anything 1233 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,780 I don't think to get cancelled yet 1234 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:39,780 There's still time 1235 00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:41,780 Not everything that he said is right 1236 00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:43,780 It's all 1237 00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:45,780 I think he went up 1238 00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:47,780 He had 1239 00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:49,780 An old fashioned 1240 00:48:49,780 --> 00:48:51,780 View on things 1241 00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:53,780 And that's something that I didn't pop up with 1242 00:48:53,780 --> 00:48:55,780 The Greenwood thing 1243 00:48:55,780 --> 00:48:57,780 We'll pause that one for a sec 1244 00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:59,780 One point that I did want to make 1245 00:48:59,780 --> 00:49:01,780 Is that tones are different these days 1246 00:49:01,780 --> 00:49:03,780 How many footballers that we don't know about 1247 00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:05,780 Used to always beat the wards back at home 1248 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,780 And knew them at affairs 1249 00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:09,780 I mean Mr. Still Your Girl 1250 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,780 John Terry 1251 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:13,780 He'd fucking give a few of them a slap 1252 00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:15,780 I'm not saying that 1253 00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:17,780 I haven't got fucking evidence 1254 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:19,780 You know 1255 00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:21,780 You know for a fact 1256 00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:23,780 Fucking 1257 00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:25,780 Vinnie Jones must have slapped his fucking 1258 00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:27,780 Mrs. O'Byrne a few times 1259 00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:29,780 I think sometimes you're disconnecting 1260 00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:31,780 The player from the man 1261 00:49:31,780 --> 00:49:33,780 Nah he's fucking 1262 00:49:33,780 --> 00:49:35,780 He's a gay as a fuck 1263 00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:37,780 He fucking 1264 00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:39,780 Again Roy King 1265 00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:41,780 He's an old Irish man 1266 00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:43,780 He's fucking giving his wife a shot 1267 00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:45,780 One or two times 1268 00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:47,780 Fucking definitely 1269 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:49,780 I think so 1270 00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:51,780 I am fucking going on a tangent 1271 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:53,780 I grew up in a fucking 1272 00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:55,780 In that old fashioned way 1273 00:49:55,780 --> 00:49:57,780 Where my mum got a slap and I got a slap 1274 00:49:57,780 --> 00:49:59,780 For no reason my sister did 1275 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:01,780 So I think because tones are different 1276 00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:03,780 It is frowned upon as well 1277 00:50:03,780 --> 00:50:05,780 Not fucking saying it's the wrong thing to do 1278 00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:07,780 Even though my mrs could fucking definitely 1279 00:50:07,780 --> 00:50:09,780 Do with a slap sometimes 1280 00:50:09,780 --> 00:50:11,780 It's just 1281 00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:13,780 It's an old fashioned way 1282 00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:15,780 You never used to hear about any of that 1283 00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:17,780 And it would have happened 1284 00:50:17,780 --> 00:50:19,780 But we don't know about it 1285 00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:21,780 And obviously tones are changing 1286 00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:23,780 No it's not all good 1287 00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:25,780 You know 1288 00:50:25,780 --> 00:50:27,780 He used to 1289 00:50:27,780 --> 00:50:29,780 Say stuff 1290 00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:31,780 And I used to agree with it 1291 00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:33,780 And then I used to read the comments 1292 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,780 And I'd be like 1293 00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:37,780 He's misogynist 1294 00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:39,780 Word meant 1295 00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:41,780 Empowering men 1296 00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:43,780 And I'm like 1297 00:50:43,780 --> 00:50:45,780 Why is that a bad thing 1298 00:50:45,780 --> 00:50:47,780 Why is that such a bad thing 1299 00:50:47,780 --> 00:50:49,780 For man 1300 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,780 To want to be 1301 00:50:51,780 --> 00:50:53,780 Yeah I think it's so 1302 00:50:53,780 --> 00:50:55,780 Fucking contradicting 1303 00:50:55,780 --> 00:50:57,780 You see all these women on these other 1304 00:50:57,780 --> 00:50:59,780 Podcasts and that 1305 00:50:59,780 --> 00:51:01,780 That are like yeah I've got more sugar daddy 1306 00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:03,780 Or don't work in a place where everything is 1307 00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:05,780 So 1308 00:51:05,780 --> 00:51:07,780 All these women that expect everything to be 1309 00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:09,780 Fucking done for them 1310 00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:11,780 Or I want this I've got it 1311 00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:13,780 Yet he expressed his 1312 00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:15,780 Views and a lot of it was 1313 00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:17,780 Fucking piss taking because he went on someone else 1314 00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:19,780 His podcast and look 1315 00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:21,780 Or fucking it's a persona 1316 00:51:21,780 --> 00:51:23,780 People are fucking taking it serious 1317 00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:25,780 When they don't need to 1318 00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:27,780 But people are taking it serious 1319 00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:29,780 For a reason because the power 1320 00:51:29,780 --> 00:51:31,780 Of the man has been 1321 00:51:31,780 --> 00:51:33,780 Stripped down you know women always 1322 00:51:33,780 --> 00:51:35,780 Wanted to equal rights and fucking 1323 00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,780 They've got it and they don't like it 1324 00:51:37,780 --> 00:51:39,780 The one thing he said 1325 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:41,780 And I was like 1326 00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:43,780 Right 1327 00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:45,780 Maybe 1328 00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:47,780 He's onto something 1329 00:51:47,780 --> 00:51:49,780 Is when Russia 1330 00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,780 Incredited Ukraine 1331 00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:53,780 And all the women 1332 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,780 Was allowed to leave and the kids 1333 00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:57,780 And he was he said 1334 00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:59,780 Where was the feminist then saying 1335 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,780 No 1336 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:03,780 Let the men leave 1337 00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:05,780 And let the girls die 1338 00:52:05,780 --> 00:52:07,780 Or sunk along those lines 1339 00:52:07,780 --> 00:52:09,780 Where oh you want to be 1340 00:52:09,780 --> 00:52:11,780 A feminist but when there's a war on 1341 00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:13,780 You're not 1342 00:52:13,780 --> 00:52:15,780 Now I'm not talking about all this stuff 1343 00:52:15,780 --> 00:52:17,780 Because it just leads 1344 00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:19,780 Down to a silent 1345 00:52:19,780 --> 00:52:21,780 Path 1346 00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:23,780 But I'm happy he's released 1347 00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:25,780 I'm happy to see what he's got to say 1348 00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:27,780 But this is going to blow up 1349 00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:29,780 Like this is just the beginning now 1350 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:31,780 He's got the top 1351 00:52:31,780 --> 00:52:33,780 Beard on the go 1352 00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:35,780 He definitely needs a haircut 1353 00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:37,780 He looks strange 1354 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,780 He looks like a little bit of a hair on 1355 00:52:39,780 --> 00:52:41,780 But he looks jihadi tight 1356 00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:43,780 He looks 1357 00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:45,780 Jacked 1358 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:47,780 He looked like he's put on 1359 00:52:47,780 --> 00:52:49,780 I can only imagine 1360 00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:51,780 What he was doing in there though in the cell 1361 00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,780 Press ups 1362 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:55,780 He's definitely eaten well 1363 00:52:55,780 --> 00:52:57,780 And that's all he's done 1364 00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,780 He says I've been locked up 1365 00:52:59,780 --> 00:53:01,780 In one room this whole time 1366 00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:03,780 So that's it and he's been there 1367 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:05,780 Doing as much training 1368 00:53:05,780 --> 00:53:07,780 That he can in that room 1369 00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:09,780 There's got to be something for them to be released 1370 00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:11,780 Because if they've got so much 1371 00:53:11,780 --> 00:53:13,780 You don't get released 1372 00:53:13,780 --> 00:53:15,780 You stay in 1373 00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:17,780 You get your sentence and you're locked up 1374 00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:19,780 I don't know why it's 1375 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,780 Trapped on as long as it has really 1376 00:53:21,780 --> 00:53:23,780 It's three months isn't it 1377 00:53:23,780 --> 00:53:25,780 Straight away the girls that were being 1378 00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:27,780 Alleged as 1379 00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:29,780 Human trafficking and being raped 1380 00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:31,780 We live a great life 1381 00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:33,780 With him 1382 00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:35,780 It's all a fun social thing 1383 00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,780 We have a drink and whatever 1384 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:39,780 Straight away that should have been locked up 1385 00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:41,780 Let's let him out then 1386 00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:43,780 Because one of the things that his brood does 1387 00:53:43,780 --> 00:53:45,780 He manages only fans 1388 00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:47,780 Yeah 1389 00:53:47,780 --> 00:53:49,780 In terms of sex trafficking 1390 00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:51,780 That's where that's coming into it 1391 00:53:51,780 --> 00:53:53,780 In terms of 1392 00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:55,780 But 1393 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:57,780 Again 1394 00:53:57,780 --> 00:53:59,780 We live in a world where 1395 00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:01,780 Girls can make, well women can make 1396 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,780 Fantastic money 1397 00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:05,780 And then 1398 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,780 I've even thought about 1399 00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:09,780 Making a fake 1400 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,780 Count and selling socks on that 1401 00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:13,780 Myself because the money that you see 1402 00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:15,780 Some people will buy my own socks 1403 00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:17,780 There's one guy that I can't remember his name 1404 00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:19,780 Makes thousands a week selling his 1405 00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:21,780 New socks 1406 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:23,780 Yeah 1407 00:54:23,780 --> 00:54:25,780 I'm not getting to me 1408 00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:27,780 I'd fucking happily wear some fucking fongs 1409 00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:29,780 And that and fucking say 1410 00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:31,780 20 quid for that 1411 00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:33,780 I've seen that on podcasts the money that they get off 1412 00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:35,780 Just to send a smelly sock 1413 00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:37,780 In a fucking 1414 00:54:37,780 --> 00:54:39,780 Ponging fucking farm 1415 00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:41,780 It's crazy 1416 00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:43,780 As I said before with the only fans 1417 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:45,780 I've seen only fan girls 1418 00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:47,780 On podcasts because they've only got as I said 1419 00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:49,780 The two questions, what's your best month, what's your honor 1420 00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:51,780 And it's like 1421 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:53,780 It's not like 1422 00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:55,780 I deserve it, you know I've worked hard 1423 00:54:55,780 --> 00:54:57,780 You haven't, you've went to the gym 1424 00:54:57,780 --> 00:54:59,780 You've went to the gym, you've turned up 1425 00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:01,780 A lot of them don't even do that though 1426 00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:03,780 You don't have to 1427 00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:05,780 Everyone's got their own cup of tea 1428 00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:07,780 Of course 1429 00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:09,780 One made me laugh 1430 00:55:09,780 --> 00:55:11,780 The one's that she's about 50 year old 1431 00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:13,780 On TikTok doing TikTok's lives 1432 00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:15,780 And like 1433 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,780 I'm thinking if this woman can do it 1434 00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:19,780 And she's earning money 1435 00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:21,780 Fuck me, I should give her the girls, right? 1436 00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:23,780 I know 1437 00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:25,780 I know we would be able to fucking do it 1438 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,780 To be fair 1439 00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:29,780 I don't know if you have to 1440 00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:31,780 I saw one 1441 00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:33,780 I think it was on 1442 00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:35,780 The Tom Segura's podcast 1443 00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:37,780 Your Mums House that he does with his wife 1444 00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:39,780 They have all sorts of weird videos in there 1445 00:55:39,780 --> 00:55:41,780 Anyway 1446 00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:43,780 It was a fucking geezer 1447 00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:45,780 A man not too dissimilar 1448 00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,780 Of a look to myself 1449 00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:49,780 A bit of fucking white on 1450 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:51,780 Hair, big beards 1451 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,780 And he's in the shower with his little fucking 1452 00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:55,780 Speedo on 1453 00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:57,780 I'm sure it was like a 1454 00:55:57,780 --> 00:55:59,780 It must have been American 1455 00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:01,780 Because you know they have like a gallon bottle of milk 1456 00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:03,780 Where it's a big container 1457 00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:05,780 And he's opening it up and he's drinking it 1458 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:07,780 And then he's pouring it over his head 1459 00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:09,780 And he's massaging it through his hairy chest 1460 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,780 And rubbing it on his belly and that 1461 00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,780 And then fucking, you start rubbing it 1462 00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:15,780 And then he's going to dick with it 1463 00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:17,780 In his speedo still 1464 00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:19,780 Obviously this man is fucking 1465 00:56:19,780 --> 00:56:21,780 Going to be making money 1466 00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:23,780 They didn't say how much he's earning or whatever 1467 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,780 It's just a random click that they've found 1468 00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:27,780 Because it's got leaked or something 1469 00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:29,780 So yeah there's a market out there 1470 00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:31,780 For all sorts of people 1471 00:56:31,780 --> 00:56:33,780 I think it would be something we do for the Patreon 1472 00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,780 When we create that one 1473 00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:37,780 I think it's just something that once you go down that route 1474 00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:39,780 You have to commit to it and it would be hard to go back 1475 00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:41,780 To a regular job, especially if you're a female 1476 00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:43,780 You have to make that work then 1477 00:56:43,780 --> 00:56:45,780 I don't know I think it's easier for the females still isn't it 1478 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:47,780 To leave it 1479 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:49,780 Yeah because that's Mia Cleaver didn't she 1480 00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:51,780 But she was a porn star before 1481 00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:53,780 Yeah and now she's not 1482 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:55,780 She's not a porn star? 1483 00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:57,780 No she's done like 6 months of it 1484 00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:59,780 Yeah but what I'm saying like your average girl 1485 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:01,780 So like the girl 1486 00:57:01,780 --> 00:57:03,780 Your average girl next door 1487 00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:05,780 Doing it and then thinking 1488 00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,780 I've done it for you 1489 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:09,780 So you're saying I've got a house now 1490 00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:11,780 You know I don't want to keep doing it 1491 00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:13,780 Then it would be hard then 1492 00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:15,780 To go back to a regular job 1493 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,780 I think it just depends on how popular they are really 1494 00:57:17,780 --> 00:57:19,780 Because a lot of them 1495 00:57:19,780 --> 00:57:21,780 It's always there 1496 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:23,780 It's always there 1497 00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:25,780 Whether you're getting paid for it or not 1498 00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:27,780 There's pictures and videos of pretty much everyone out there 1499 00:57:27,780 --> 00:57:29,780 Now isn't there 1500 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:31,780 I don't think there's any of me 1501 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:33,780 So don't try and fucking google it people 1502 00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:37,780 Yeah I think 1503 00:57:37,780 --> 00:57:39,780 We'll have to leave it at that now 1504 00:57:39,780 --> 00:57:41,780 That's been fucking 1505 00:57:41,780 --> 00:57:43,780 Anything about 1506 00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:45,780 I was going to say anything about 1507 00:57:45,780 --> 00:57:47,780 Smoosh before we go you know 1508 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:49,780 Fuck them I don't care 1509 00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:51,780 The fish are dead 1510 00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:53,780 So 1511 00:57:53,780 --> 00:57:55,780 As always don't forget to 1512 00:57:55,780 --> 00:57:57,780 Like, subscribe and all that jazz 1513 00:57:57,780 --> 00:57:59,780 The Real Talking Podcast at gmail.com 1514 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:01,780 Any emails anything you want to talk about 1515 00:58:01,780 --> 00:58:03,780 We'll still wait for the first one 1516 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:05,780 To actually send us something 1517 00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:07,780 I think we'll have to make a big thing where 1518 00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:09,780 Someone does actually email 1519 00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:11,780 Even if it's just like 1520 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:13,780 Hi get them on the phone 1521 00:58:13,780 --> 00:58:15,780 Yeah yeah we'll try and do that 1522 00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:17,780 If it's within the means of 1523 00:58:17,780 --> 00:58:19,780 Cheap enough fucking 1524 00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:21,780 Hostage of a special present or something 1525 00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:23,780 We'll fire in the fucking jar or something for ya 1526 00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:25,780 Where you got that bottle of Jamesons 1527 00:58:25,780 --> 00:58:27,780 No no no that way 1528 00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:29,780 Fucking drank that 1529 00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:31,780 You got the frisbee 1530 00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:33,780 Or the bottle of wine 1531 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:35,780 Or the fucking 1532 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:37,780 But if you email and fucking say anyway 1533 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,780 We'll have a look 1534 00:58:39,780 --> 00:58:41,780 So yeah I think it's been a pleasure 1535 00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:43,780 Yeah call that a pod 1536 00:58:43,780 --> 00:59:05,780 Bye