1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Hello, I'm Malcolm to the third episode of the real talking podcast with me Ash and J.A.D.A. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:16,000 And the third episode is a really special episode, it's J.A.D.'s birthday so I'm going 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 to jump straight into it, I'll give you some gifts right here, I thought it'd be a content 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:30,000 purposes to give you a... Yeah consider it, it's my birthday tomorrow so yeah. That's it, the big free for so have a look through there. 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Go for audio listeners only, we've got a very colorful Pokemon bag, Pikachu, Meowth, 6 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Shippo, Charmander, Squirrel, no Bulbasaur, oh yeah only other saws, but Emi as well, and the Snorlax. Also on the talk of Pokemon, 7 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Bulbasaur is really on the right at starter, just saying. I think fucking all of them at the original free anyway are on the right. 8 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:04,000 I saw some in the other day, someone overriding Charizard, no that fucking don't rate him. 9 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:12,000 No. That is fucking for a reason, wrong. Right so I'll hold, you start thinking about something. 10 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,000 We've got some Beyblades, I was actually thinking about Beyblades the other day as well. 11 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Look at that, look at the little ball bearings in there. 12 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Crackle these little mini-me, fucking bang that, that kid. 13 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 What else we got? 14 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Oh, grab that there, some socks. 15 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:46,000 So yeah, he's got a pair of socks with Alfie, which is Moidog's face all over him. 16 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,000 God, it's an eye-op. 17 00:01:52,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Right, that's the last one. 18 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:12,000 So it's a fleece of sorts, probably more so a pro-over. Oh Jesus. 19 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Describe what's on the first jar. 20 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:26,000 So we've got a lot of Alfie, and a picture of two Moidfabra ladies, Moidwife and yours. 21 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:32,000 More Alfie and a picture of your lobster. 22 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I was like ten years ago, that one was. 23 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Back on that short hair, look how short your hair is, this is how much. 24 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Short beer, baby beard, no beer. 25 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 You might as well shout after. 26 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Well you're throwing up gang songs as well. 27 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Why are we both? 28 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I think one of us just lost the ball, what it looks like. 29 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I think that's what it must be, I'm doing an owl. 30 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Oh, and one last thing. 31 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 The card. 32 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:06,000 The card as well. 33 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:12,000 We saw a paper, lots of scenes. 34 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:18,000 A little funk pop, Green Ranger, even though it's black and white. 35 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Happy birthday, have a great day, lots of love. 36 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Actually, can I have Alfie? 37 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I don't know if Alfie sucks rank above your five weeks presence already you've ever received. 38 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,000 What would be the best presence you've ever received? 39 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Probably say, even though it's not something you can use, 40 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:50,000 the presence from me, dad, a good few years ago now, he was the last arm and you know what he actually won something for, 41 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 and it was the Champions League. 42 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,000 So I think there was only 200 of them made, where it's in a proper decoration box, 43 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:02,000 and then it's a Champions final top, we bought it from Broadway, 44 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,000 and an official match program, all signed on that as well. 45 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 I'd say that's probably the best. 46 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Is your name on the back? 47 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Yes, I would say it's Champions. 48 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000 It was one of the Champions League final, 2008. 49 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I'd say that's probably the best one really. 50 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:28,000 In general, you can always go down along the first Sky Electric set that I've got, 51 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:36,000 and endless Pokémon games and other games and that over the years. 52 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I'd say the normal sort of presence, and that would be the best one I'd reccomend. 53 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Probably the best thing your dad's ever got. 54 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Other than siblings. 55 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, it's strange now. 56 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I mean, I know it's tomorrow, but 34. 57 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,000 34, and as I said, that picture on the face 10 years ago. 58 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:08,000 I still feel like it's only a handful of years ago since we left school. 59 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,000 We've still got that mindset really. 60 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I look at other people around our age, and I think, yeah, that's a grown man. 61 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Fucking termite. 62 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,000 It's weird, absolutely weird. 63 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 These weirds, I look back on that picture, and sometimes I feel like it went longer ago, 64 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:32,000 and I'm just going, like, we've had going too interstellar on people. 65 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Oh no, it's fucking crazy. 66 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Yeah, I mean, 10 years ago. 67 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 24. 68 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Going on 24. 69 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Yeah, not long. 70 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 No beard. 71 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 No jars. 72 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Nah, more jars back then. 73 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I don't know, I'm not under the knees, guys. 74 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Yeah, not long, sort of, the little bit of the career shift. 75 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 They've known I was still doing the sparking. 76 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I've probably done about a year or two of the kitchen and the bathroom work and all that. 77 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:18,000 So I think where it is now, all the skills and that that I've got behind it. 78 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:25,000 That's a thing really, because all of when I first left school, was that I'd just be borrowing people's houses for the rest of my life, 79 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 and now doing everything that I do. 80 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 It's quite an achievement really. 81 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Yeah, it's hard to think the day of 10 years ago, you'd get really exalted over slim fit. 82 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Can we hear you back? 83 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 That's what I've trained myself to the other day. 84 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 It is a good vacuum. 85 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,000 A new little Henry Quick cordless vacuum, 250 pound. 86 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:53,000 And you know, it's good because when the Mrs is smiling with it in around the vacuum, nothing else, then you know, it's a good purchase. 87 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Other vacuums are available. 88 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:04,000 But if Henry do want to sponsor us, then just drop an email to realtalkingpod.com 89 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I'm sure we can arrange something for there. 90 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:12,000 But speaking of anyway, if anyone's got any questions that they do want to send in or just emails about anything, 91 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:18,000 send them over to that email address, then all the social medias on the realtalkingpod with AshingJD as well. 92 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Yeah, literally anything big or small, you know, stupid or like serious. 93 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Just if you want us to talk about it, or get us to give us our opinion on it, just anything. 94 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Nothing's too small, nothing's too big. 95 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 That's what she said. 96 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Great. 97 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:41,000 But even if you just want to send a message to say hello or whatever, just bill for it. 98 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Yeah, so I think we should get it out in the open. 99 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 More ransom to wait this time. 100 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Because as much as I enjoy walking the dog, it's always a bit of a chore when you have to pick up the put. 101 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 But you get used to it, you know, it's part and parcel of having a dog. 102 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Especially your dog, because you need a black bag to pick up that mess. 103 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Well, normally he does it in stages, he'll do one and then four minutes later he'll do another. 104 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 But he doesn't help because his little hand is... 105 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 So it does seem a lot bigger than he is. 106 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:30,000 But what cracks me up is that by and by I've got a few farms around and a lot to walk the horses, but a lot of the horses around. 107 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,000 And it always cracks me up because they don't pick up the horse, though. 108 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:39,000 And it's just trucked all over the place and people are walking through and everything. 109 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,000 So boy, why do we have to pick up the dog though? 110 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,000 But the horse owners don't have to come back and pick it up afterwards. 111 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 And we know it's a bit of an inconvenience trying to get off the horse and pick up the sheep and that. 112 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:57,000 But, you know, if I don't pick it up, I'm going to get a bind. 113 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Boy, don't they get a bind? Surely there should be some sort of a licensee. I can't expect a horse to have a license plate on the back of a bull. 114 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:12,000 You know, they should have a lock and oid badge or something that the owners have to have and if they get caught... 115 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Yeah, lock on the oid is. 116 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Yeah, then, you know, they should get a bind because it's fucking annoying. 117 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I mean, it doesn't help. Dogs like the smell of it instead of trying to drag you over to it and that anyway. 118 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:29,000 It's just so frustrating. It's literally piles and piles around the corner, all on the park. 119 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Just fucking, just don't bring them through. It's so fucking annoying. 120 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 That's the little rant over anyway. 121 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I remember when my mum died out in the dark and we used to tag her off the park. 122 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:47,000 We used to roll in cow shit and never understood why we used to do this. 123 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:55,000 It's the same as the fox poo in that as well because to the dogs it's not perfume and because they love the smell of it, 124 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 so that's what they do in the burb in the fur. 125 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Instead of extortion, next to the fur. 126 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Just to spell the smell around. 127 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,000 It's the thing that it's local square in a bit of bloody millionaire and whatever. 128 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I used to hate it when he used to do it. 129 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:19,000 He used to drive me nuts because I know he had to see a mire lap in the back of the car. 130 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 It's like just stinking of cow shit. 131 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,000 And then the hate it because they have to get washed in the mire. 132 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:32,000 But one thing though, I feel like you appreciate dogs, especially when it's your own dogs. 133 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:38,000 More when you're older and they're your dogs because I remember the family dog. 134 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:44,000 I loved my dog. 135 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Obviously because it's my dog. 136 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Because I couldn't imagine life without having a dog. 137 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Oh no, yeah. 138 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000 So when you're a kid and your parents have got a dog. 139 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Yeah, they used to force you to walk up. 140 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Yeah, I think it's because it's like you're a sibling. 141 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 You're a little brother or sister and whatever. 142 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,000 And so the same as your normal brothers and sisters, you're like, I don't want to deal with these. 143 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Because they're getting just as much and if not more love and attention, you're getting. 144 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Whereas when you get your own, that's your child now. 145 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:25,000 I don't even remember, but obviously coming back, there used to be a lot more stray dogs than there are now. 146 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:30,000 That's why I think I used to hate it because we used to walk around the dog around the block. 147 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000 And there's just like two or three stray dogs. 148 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Like just with no owners or whatever. 149 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Yeah, so now it was really like, because you don't know how to act when you're a kid then. 150 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Especially when there was big dogs and you had a lot of little dogs. 151 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Yeah, what was it? 152 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Jack and Scrappy was it? 153 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Jack and Scrappy, yeah, we're starting in Saras. 154 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Yeah, Jack lived to about four years. 155 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Yeah, he was a good age, weren't he? 156 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Yeah, yeah. 157 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Yeah, I couldn't live without one. You know, that's my old one past summertime of 2021. 158 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 That was a horrible couple of months until I got these spas. 159 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Fuck you. 160 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 It was just, you feel empty. 161 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 The first lot, where you go, so I still got up in the mornings and went out for me. 162 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,000 He walks, but you soon get over it because I'm warm. 163 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I've got no physical reason other than just getting out of the house. 164 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:31,000 It is hard, but yeah, it's a way, obviously, makes the home having a dog. 165 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Fuck out there, she is. 166 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Yeah, you've got to have a dog, but you've got to make sure you've got the time. 167 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Yeah, and I think you've got to have the right dog for your life. 168 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:52,000 I couldn't express enough, like, in the right dog at the right time, how life changing it is. 169 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000 I know it's hard, but I've got to pick up the dog shit. 170 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 You know, you've got to care for him when you go away, when I'm actually on the road, right. 171 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000 You know, but I couldn't do without him. 172 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Nah. 173 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 I don't even know what I'm thinking. 174 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Well, there are always ways I can see you in there. 175 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Is that unconditional love? 176 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Yeah. 177 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,000 For me, just loving you, mate. 178 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:26,000 So, I've got a bit of a different one for you, because I know that we've never spoken about it. 179 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:31,000 But have you heard anything called, you know what the Mandela Effect is? 180 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Yeah, it's where you think. 181 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:38,000 So another scary movie one was like, where in your head, when you think about it, you think, 182 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,000 you take my strong hand, but it doesn't, it just goes, it's like my hand. 183 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Yeah. 184 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:49,000 It's similar to Dajah, I'll put it in a sense, but yeah, I keep seeing a lot of them, lightly. 185 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:59,000 And there's a few conspiracies going out, but the main one I've seen floating around is down to that Hadron Colloid, 186 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:04,000 where it's, I don't know, it seems sweet to learn something to yourself a couple of years ago. 187 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:12,000 So it's like a big tube, and they're through some atoms around, essentially to, you know, colloid and... 188 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 To start with the mini big bangles. 189 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Yeah, to do the research, to try to understand how the universe is created. 190 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:25,000 So what I think is that as these God Particles being created, that's what splits the multiverse. 191 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:38,000 And so we're experiencing things from the old, the new earth that we split into, as written things differently, slowly. 192 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Yeah. 193 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:46,000 So there was another one that I saw the other day, and it was your heart position. 194 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:56,000 So when we was in school, you know, in the crappy science lessons, where did you remember the heart being? 195 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Well, in our school, Jay, I got taught the heart was in your arm. 196 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000 But it's not that it was in your arm. 197 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 No, it was on your left side of your chest. 198 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Yeah, and then when you used to see, like on the TV or something, someone's having a heart attack, the grab, the let, that was on. 199 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Yeah, kind of like underneath the armpit, that is the glide. 200 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Yeah, but now, apparently, it's in the middle of the chest. 201 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Yeah, where your chest splits, yeah. 202 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000 The rib cage, or joint scavenger. 203 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 So that's battling. 204 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:35,000 And then the kidneys are in different positions, they're almost all underneath the rib cage and this and that. 205 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 And then there was another one. 206 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:43,000 So, thinking of the song, Mark Jackson, smooth criminal. 207 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:51,000 So, when you got the chorus, people start, you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal. 208 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 But it's not. 209 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 No. 210 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:59,000 So, you've been hit by, you've been hit by, a smooth criminal. 211 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:04,000 It's kind of like, is it S-Clubs or steps that have done that reach for the start? 212 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000 They're the same magnitude of artists. 213 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Yeah, yeah, you know, it's not reach up for the start. 214 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,000 It's reach for the start, it's not up in it. 215 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:20,000 See, I didn't think it was an up in it, so maybe that's me with the new Mandela. 216 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000 It was S-Club, wasn't it? 217 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 I don't know. 218 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:31,000 It was always in problems, anyway, it was that long ago. 219 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:39,000 So, about that as things like that, could you imagine it, literally, if it was something like that? 220 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I think it's what your brain wants, like how we remember stuff in a solo and why. 221 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:49,000 So, the strong hand going back to the screen, because I think in the movie, you just say, 222 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000 my strong hand, but not at that part of the scene. 223 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:57,000 So, I think just your brain just trying to connect it all back together. 224 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,000 And when you think a game, when you think of the geezer, the caretaker with the strong hand. 225 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Mashed in a potato. 226 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:10,000 So, I think it's how your brain wants you to remember it, or think about it. 227 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:15,000 But the fact that there's so many people that have the same memory of it, essentially, 228 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:22,000 it's strange to think that that's because everyone is relating it the same in the head. 229 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,000 But really, it's all wrong. It's strange. 230 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:33,000 I've seen, this is quite a while ago now, I don't know what the book's called now. 231 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:40,000 But literally, it was spelt this way, but then now it's spelt another way. 232 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,000 I don't know if it's the title or the author. 233 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:50,000 There was even one chap that I saw, he's holding the book, and he's all, yeah, see, it's spelt that way. 234 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:55,000 And then without any editing, any cutting on the video, he's holding his phone or the camera, 235 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:01,000 and he walks into his bedroom or whatever, or the room, and you see the title or change. 236 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,000 And it's just, like, one letter switched around or something. 237 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 And it's not how the book was meant to be. 238 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,000 No, no, it's not like one of the bold pages that the book moves around. 239 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:17,000 It's literally just the book cover, and he walks into another room, and it's just like, you see, like, 240 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:24,000 so, well, seed, SWE, and then it would change to SEAD. 241 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:29,000 It wasn't that exactly, but it was like that, literally, it just walks through, and it swaps over. 242 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 It's weird. 243 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:37,000 I think anything unexplained is really interesting, because a lot of people just like to know facts. 244 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Anything where it's a bit mysterious, it just gets people's attention more. 245 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:47,000 But it's all, I think back, it's not happened for a long time, that's what I think back, 246 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:53,000 I've had tons of, I've had like a tennis ball or something, and then I've thrown it inside the house, 247 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000 and I'm like, oh, it's gone under the sofa. 248 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 And you try and look for it, it's just disappeared. 249 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Where's it gone? 250 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Well, where's this ball that it's disappeared in, sir? 251 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 And you never find it. 252 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 A black hole. 253 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I mean, the main culprit for that, are the washing machines. 254 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Where do all the socks go? 255 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I've opened up my washing machine, there's no socks in there. 256 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:18,000 So, what's, where's these magic holes that it's just disappeared to? 257 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:24,000 There's nothing worse than I can imagine in life than having socks up down a pair of. 258 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Oh, mate, it cracks me up. 259 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Oh, I don't know. 260 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 So for Christmas, I've got some new socks, as always. 261 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 I don't know where you've got some more now. 262 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 I know, yeah. 263 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 You were wearing them tonight. 264 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 On my actual birthday. 265 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I've got some new ones and they're the same pattern as some of my old ones. 266 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000 So they're just black and then around the hill, they've got like a yellow line. 267 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,000 So I've got to make sure that when I'm pairing them back up, 268 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,000 that I've got the crisper ones and then the slightly worn out ones, 269 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 because they're only like a year old. 270 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000 But I've done it a few times, but I've not paired them up right. 271 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000 And then I'll put them on and you can just feel the difference in the cushion. 272 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000 And I'm like, you've got to do that because with the gym, I get my socks from Sport Store. 273 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 I've got to do that off in the two pairs of seven quid. 274 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 So like the newer pairs, you've got to match together. 275 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,000 You can have an old scruffy, I did ask one with like a new fresh one. 276 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 It's good. 277 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,000 No, you just do some things in life that you just can't do. 278 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 And that's just, no, that's just what I've done. 279 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Yeah. 280 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:36,000 So sticking on the kind of conspiracy sort of thing, have you seen any of the new program on Netflix, Agent Alvies? 281 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 No. 282 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 To be fair, it's a good little cartoon. 283 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:44,000 So it's not, it's just a cartoon, but Matthew McConaughey, he's Alvies. 284 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 He's the voice of Alvies. 285 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Johnny Knox fills the voice of his mates and this and that. 286 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:55,000 And essentially he's a spoiler for whatever organisation it is. 287 00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:01,000 So he does this and that, like I won't spoil anything to anyone that's not seen it yet. 288 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:09,000 But it kind of relates to the theory that Alvies was like a secret agent, a spy of sorts. 289 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:15,000 And that he actually didn't die of a heart attack chewing on a sandwich on his toilet. 290 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 He said he was assassinated. 291 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000 So it's quite a nice little little wink at it. 292 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 He's that, that's how he's lost boss. 293 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 I mean the season finale, the end of it is just bullshit. 294 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:34,000 But when you're just watching it in general, some of his songs are playing in the back and it just makes you think, fuck you know, he had some quality tunes. 295 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:40,000 I mean I did do it afterwards, so sat there listening to some of his greatest hits while I was there. 296 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Yeah, I guess some of the tunes playing. 297 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Yeah. 298 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000 What would you think your favourite Alvies song is? 299 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Love Me Tender. 300 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Bang that. 301 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Bang that. 302 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 He's got a few though, isn't he? 303 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Yeah. 304 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Definitely this guy's, get off. 305 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 He's got a few actually. 306 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 It's hard to hear. 307 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 He's got a few actually. 308 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 See he had that old album, Alvies number one's in the gold case. 309 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I remember that. 310 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000 He's got a few. 311 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 And he's got that. 312 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 In Chicago. 313 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Yeah, I said that one. 314 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 And also, he's got a few. 315 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:24,000 But going back to conspiracies, what would be your conspiracy theory that's like you think you were convinced that happened? 316 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Because there's a few out there, especially in the world now where everything's conspiracy, 317 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:36,000 but what would be the one that's like, can't tell you that, that's what happened. 318 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Well, I'll have a think of one of those, one I'm just rambling on from any book, 319 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:54,000 one that I feel strongly for at the moment these days is that when you see the cones on the solvors that are roads and the streets and that, 320 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:59,000 but you never see any work going on, I think it's just because they've got nowhere to store all the cones and the barriers. 321 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,000 So they're just climbing to the main, on the streets, just to make you think, 322 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000 oh yeah, there's going to be some roadworks going on. 323 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 There isn't, it's just because they've got nowhere to store anything. 324 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Also, going up, before let's go, you speak about roadworks. 325 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 What do you want to do roadwork? 326 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I like 9am to 4pm. 327 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 One day to Friday, one day to do like on a Sunday. 328 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Like, you know, it's just like a little quick, just quick and fun. 329 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Like, get it done, get it done. 330 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Pay them the double pay whatever they need to pay. 331 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 It's always prime time traffic. 332 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Yeah, throw some cones up here, throw like four-way lights here. 333 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Yeah, that ain't going to cause too much traffic. 334 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Who looks at the map and go, 335 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 that's a brilliant idea, that is. 336 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Monday, it's a Wednesday. 337 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 We'll close this road. 338 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Just so fucking... 339 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 And he always drags on longer than he should. 340 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Always. I love when they have the signs. 341 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Work starts here, it's like this day to this day. 342 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000 And when this day is finished and they're still doing it, the sign gets flipped out. 343 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Yeah, just folded it off. 344 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Yeah, like literally just thrown off the road. 345 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 When you see him fucking, use the spray paint over it. 346 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Or they'll remake the date. 347 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 I see how they just change, yours flipping down. 348 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Fucking idiots. 349 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,000 I mean, we're going to have to get our lazy bum mates, Leslie on one day, and ask him. 350 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 What does he do it? 351 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Yeah, what did they just fucking make out that they got shit to do 352 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000 and all stand around in a hole doing nothing. 353 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Why not just get the job done, get it finished? 354 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Yeah. 355 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 I think about Leslie, I've always... 356 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Because Leslie's one of these characters, you would... 357 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 You've got to... 358 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 You won't believe him until you see him and his person on it. 359 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000 And I've always wanted to watch Leslie and Big Brother. 360 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Because I've always... 361 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Or Sherlock that. 362 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Because I always fall. 363 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 I can't imagine what he does when no one's around. 364 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Like, I don't know how his brain works. 365 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Yeah, it'd be interesting to see what he's like. 366 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 I mean, he's grown up now, he's like... 367 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,000 I mean, every week he was like Rubik's Cube, one week, 368 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 and he was like another thing one week, and he's like... 369 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 But when he had that little flat, yeah. 370 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 With the pranas. 371 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Yeah, with the pranas that I had themselves. 372 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Yeah, but one must have left life. 373 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Yeah, half-hates and still swimming around. 374 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 He got a keyboard and he was learning that, wasn't it? 375 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,000 He still does play the piano, so he'd be great. 376 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Maybe he had that really nice piano. 377 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Yeah. 378 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:34,000 And then, wasn't he on about doing some flying lessons recently? 379 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Ooh. 380 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 I don't... 381 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,000 It more just been something that he said in a conversation, 382 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 that he thinks he's more of a... 383 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I remember when I did the score, I thought, 384 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 oh, Leslie, and Leslie's someone who, when he does something, 385 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000 he has to be like the best version of that. 386 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 So, we're on the plane. 387 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000 And anyone who's done a score, don't know who that is. 388 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 You're sitting in front of someone like sitting behind you, 389 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 and then as you're... 390 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 as you're off the plane, the rock, yeah, 391 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 into the momentum, what was you at the plane? 392 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 And I remember the guys just before, they said, 393 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000 I had something to do here, and I was just doing normal, you know. 394 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Just normal enough, it was good for me. 395 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000 But I remember Leslie telling me he's done an instructor, 396 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 I don't know why you'd call him, like, no. 397 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 You have to have someone with you, 398 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000 so you can do it on your own, so there's so many jumps. 399 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000 I want to be flipping, I want to be doing some sort. 400 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,000 So, Leslie's went out before me, so as I always went out, 401 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,000 I've looked to more left, and all I've seen, Leslie, doing it, 402 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 he's mad some sort in the end. 403 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Like, you know, like the power range is moving. 404 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Yeah. 405 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Like, you know. 406 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Straight out of the plane. 407 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Like, if he had, like, a snowboard, whatever, 408 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000 I don't know why, why did he have a snowboard in that moment? 409 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000 No, no, no. 410 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Because he's on grass and grass. 411 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:53,000 There's no, there's no, like, I've never seen no one have snow, 412 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 like, a snow, a snowboard. 413 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,000 On a, like, if he landed it on snow, I get it. 414 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Yeah. 415 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 He landed it, you've done it. 416 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 The way he has to hit the bang on in the centre of the target. 417 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 418 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 And all of them just go, come from the inside. 419 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Woo, yeah, yeah. 420 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I mean, they all have to size some cheeses. 421 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Yeah. 422 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Like, like, we don't... 423 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Like, boy, they were all rolled up like it didn't rain in the town as well. 424 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Yeah, we've ordered protective gear on as well. 425 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,000 And I don't get bored, like, throughout the whole of the programme, 426 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 the original first few seasons, 427 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Angel Grove is just the small town. 428 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000 When it comes to the movie, it was not the middle of New York. 429 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 430 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 What was it so different? 431 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 432 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Fucking stupid. 433 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Yeah, that's hanged up. 434 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Still one of the best. 435 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Still one of the best films. 436 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Yeah, still one of the best films. 437 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I liked the, the recently, the recently made. 438 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 One, I think it was like six years ago. 439 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 What's that recently, about six years ago? 440 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Bill. 441 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 The Power Rangers film. 442 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,000 I can't believe I haven't seen it, sir. 443 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Yeah. 444 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 I know they do specials every couple of years, 445 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 but they bring back a load of brags. 446 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 No, I'm trying to think who's in it. 447 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 You've got the kid from Stranger Things. 448 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Oh, sorry. 449 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 You're on about the actual remake of the film. 450 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 451 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 452 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Yeah, it was a lot. 453 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000 I don't think, I always thought it'd be like a second one to it. 454 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000 There was meant to be, but I don't know what happened to it. 455 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000 It ended up with like, throwing a piece of paper, 456 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,000 and you said it was Tommy or something like that. 457 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Yeah, it was who was going to be the Green Ranger. 458 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Or White Ranger. 459 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 No, it was going to be the Green Ranger. 460 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 What is it? 461 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Obviously, Brita in the film, she had the Green Ranger powers. 462 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Okay, I, yeah. 463 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,000 And then it was the toss at the end, 464 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000 because I think they were wearing like a green and black, 465 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 not tart and shirt. 466 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Yeah, I think you're right. 467 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000 It was caught up on a life cap. 468 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Well, obviously we went a little bit off top of that. 469 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Yeah. 470 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 And then some more. 471 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 So going back to conspiracy theories, 472 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 well, we saw it's the calm one. 473 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Obviously that is an important one. 474 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Yeah. 475 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000 What would be the one that sticks out to you? 476 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Uh, I think not that I'll believe in it, but Flat Earth. 477 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Long. 478 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 With all these Flat Earthers out there. 479 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Same order. 480 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:12,000 I mean, there's not a hundred different maps of how Earth is flat 481 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:18,000 and like all these outer layers with all the continents and this and that. 482 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 But if the Earth was flat, where would the water go? 483 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000 But that's what they're, like one of their reasons is because it's flat, 484 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,000 that's why the water doesn't go off and just float away in space. 485 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Because the more gravity is holding it. 486 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Yeah, as you understand, the life is just flow. 487 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:37,000 And I literally, there's holes all over the fucking flat of those theories. 488 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:43,000 But it's, the way I see it, why, why would the lie, there's no reason to fucking lie. 489 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Why is Earth flat? 490 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 What the other planets aren't? 491 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Yeah. 492 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 I just don't get it. 493 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 It's just the fucking stupid conspiracy. 494 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 I really don't know why. 495 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,000 And if fair enough, like, near-answer and all that probably didn't go to the moon. 496 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Well, you don't get the bit. 497 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:05,000 I don't know, because again, when you watch all the little documentaries of the, 498 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000 yeah, it was all faked and this and that. 499 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:15,000 You can see why it's, it's, you know, believable that it didn't actually happen. 500 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,000 You might have bought a phone now, it's got more technology in it than the special, 501 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 that what I've seen, the gun. 502 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:26,000 It's, yeah, again, because I think we'll, you know, the bunny, 503 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,000 and now we've got better technology, what are we going to do? 504 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:35,000 You know, surely there's a lot of things that can be discovered up there. 505 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000 But still, it's like, I just don't see why we'd have to lie. 506 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000 But because it was believed to be flat originally, 507 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000 I think it even says in the bowl that the Earth's flat somewhere. 508 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,000 And so what would the go from saying, no, it's not flat, 509 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:56,000 it's actually a sphere, almost egg shaped, like a pear, I think, 510 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,000 is what Neil deGrasse talks and says, to, well, no, it's flat. 511 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000 What's up, Neil? I can't fancy that. 512 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Neil deGrasse talks, yeah. 513 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000 How good is it? 514 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 He's great. 515 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 I could listen to him all day, innit? 516 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Yeah, I was, as I was looking for a YouTube, I know he's, 517 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,000 he's a new podcast, he's got a new episode, rather, 518 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000 and I, yeah, I've wanted to listen to that as well. 519 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,000 I don't listen to many of them, but yeah, he's, he's quality, 520 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000 just a smart bastard. 521 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:31,000 I think it makes it better because we're big shits in general, 522 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000 you know, looking more street smart than anything, but yeah. 523 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000 He just seems to know everything about spice, time. 524 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Yeah, and he translates to put it into a brand. 525 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 You can understand it. 526 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 527 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000 So yeah, we can, I'll just listen to him, he's not, 528 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 yeah, just get lost into it. 529 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Oh, shit, yeah, that's interesting. 530 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Oh, fuck, yeah, that's how that works. 531 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Yeah, because there was one, again, 532 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 relating with the flat earth theory. 533 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:03,000 So someone gave him a, like a beach ball of the earth, 534 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,000 basically, so it was an inflatable earth globe. 535 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,000 And so remember a few years ago when that chap 536 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 was looking right up on the balloon, the red ball, 537 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000 and he'd done the, yeah, yeah, yeah. 538 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000 So what he was saying was, if this was the actual size 539 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,000 of the earth, that lad was two millimeters up 540 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000 the surface of this ball that he's got. 541 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 So when you see the footage of his head camera 542 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000 whenever it is, or the camera on the blue, 543 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000 and you can see the curve, that's, that's Photoshop, 544 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000 that's bullshit, because he's, he's that close to the earth, 545 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000 he wouldn't actually see the curve, 546 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000 he'd still just see the flat, essentially. 547 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 So why would, why would he? 548 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 So what I think, because that's one of the things 549 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000 that I've seen with, oh yeah, you know, 550 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 they've said it's Photoshop then because obviously 551 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,000 it wouldn't be that curve, I think he's used one of 552 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000 the 360 cameras, and then they've merged together, 553 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 essentially. Yeah. 554 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 That's what I think they've done, 555 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000 but I am not sure enough to actually see how it's edited properly. 556 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 And again, it's probably because the fucking, 557 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000 I just want to try and shove one down to the flat earth 558 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,000 and say, oh now look, you know, it's definitely curve. 559 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Well just don't say why would it look, 560 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:24,000 if you fucking prove that it's round already, 561 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 and then if it was to some extent, 562 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000 it'd be found that it is flat. 563 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 What would that be? 564 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 I don't know, we've been there for a while. 565 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 We're going to keep this fucking round on the floor. 566 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Yeah, it's still round. 567 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000 If you could actually see it, it's flat. 568 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 Have you heard the conspiracy of why it would have been 569 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 to the moon for so long? 570 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Probably half, but again, I've heard of the moon. 571 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 So the dark side of the moon apparently, 572 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000 they've encountered extra thresholds, 573 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:57,000 and vice-takers, yeah, they've said vice-takers for car. 574 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 And that's why. 575 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000 There's been a history of things, 576 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 and everything quit like, did he die, did he go to Argentina? 577 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Yeah, that's the one I believe actually happened. 578 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000 That's the one we've closed this up, that happened. 579 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:18,000 He got out, got to Spain, got to Argentina, lived there. 580 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Yeah, he won't plan what to do. 581 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Because Moscow have never released his body 582 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000 to be examined, to anyone else. 583 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Yeah, I think it says that they just chromated it 584 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 or something, I'm not sure how to write it. 585 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 They've done tests on it, said he was, 586 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 I'm not sure if they've done it, 587 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000 but they let no one else inspect the body. 588 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Because they reckon who to know, 589 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 he had body doubles, 590 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 they reckon he was just a body double, 591 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000 that guy. 592 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Yeah, yeah, I've seen it, they reckon he doled yours a while ago. 593 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Then again, the wreck has got dementia and this and that, 594 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 and that's what fucking he doesn't know what he's doing. 595 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Because I've seen one, where he was in Ukraine, 596 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 but apparently everyone's saying that's a body double, 597 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000 because he's chained, his nose was a bit different. 598 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000 He's not going around, but obviously his curvature, 599 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 his face was just a bit different at the bottom round, 600 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 his chin area. 601 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Well, speaking of chin areas, 602 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000 have you seen what Liam Payne has done? 603 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000 One direction, Liam, that you spew Chevrolet? 604 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000 No. 605 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Mate. 606 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000 So I actually have got a picture of him. 607 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 What do you mean? 608 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 You'll see the picture. 609 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 For anyone at home that doesn't know, 610 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Liam Payne from One Direction, 611 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000 he's had a jaw realignment surgery, whatever it is. 612 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 For what? 613 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 I don't know. 614 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 Look at the state of it. 615 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000 It just brought this... 616 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 It's like he's trying to ken him, but it also... 617 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Yeah, it looks like a puppet. 618 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Yeah, and in one of the pictures, 619 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 it's like he's fucking duck arcing, 620 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 you know, with the paint on the lips. 621 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 It's just fucking ridiculous, mate. 622 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 But it doesn't look good whatsoever. 623 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 There's nothing wrong with him before, it's really painful. 624 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 No, it's just ridiculous. 625 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 It's mad what? 626 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 It's full on square red now, isn't it? 627 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 It's really mad what people really think of themselves, 628 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000 and it's like, to think that that isn't good enough. 629 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I've got to do this. 630 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Even in that, he's not even a nice good picture of me. 631 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 He's miserable as fuck. 632 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Frowning and that. 633 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000 But bless him, he covered his beard to show it off as well. 634 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:23,000 But he looks like the fucking dolphin team America. 635 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000 He does, yeah. 636 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Because of the way he's got his curtains and that there. 637 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 He's square at all, fucking. 638 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:33,000 It's just fucking horrible, isn't it? 639 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000 But again, it's money and all that, it's fucking. 640 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Gone to his enemies for an exchange, fucking something. 641 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Staira never made it. 642 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Probably is. 643 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 But wouldn't that affect his singing ability? 644 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000 You would have thought so, and if it weren't... 645 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 I don't think he's done much singing like that, though, has there? 646 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 You'd imagine it would do. 647 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 That's his job, Jack. 648 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000 I really don't know, but he does these, he's having a headache. 649 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000 I know Noel Hodrin's still doing stuff. 650 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Obviously Harry's doing his weird stuff all the time. 651 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000 I've only had a few songs that he's never stopped to do. 652 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 What does he dress like a girl now? 653 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 I don't know. 654 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000 I've seen a picture of him in his mind, though. 655 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Yeah, he's absolutely not wearing a full sun dress and all that, hasn't he? 656 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 He's doing no harm with that, really. 657 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000 As far as I know, he's not claiming to be anything else. 658 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,000 He's just dressing fucking whatever he wants. 659 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000 He's always been a bit... 660 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Well, he's always seemed to come across like that, hasn't he? 661 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Yeah, he's not weird, eccentric. 662 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 That's the one. 663 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 Of course, he's a brand, isn't he? 664 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 But less cocaine. 665 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Probably less sex, as well. 666 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 I don't know about that, actually. 667 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Probably more sex, less cocaine. 668 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Well, yeah, he's that, anyway, because he obviously did have a... 669 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000 I don't know what was the problem, but yeah, he thought he was. 670 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000 That's why he went through therapy and sessions and things. 671 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000 God, I'd love to be that rich. 672 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Would shag everything. 673 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Yeah, so... 674 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I don't know, fucking cutie. 675 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 He's a... 676 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 He's wearing easy worn out. 677 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Either way, it's still some Russian that's just being told what to do. 678 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Or the powers that they... 679 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Because if he's just going to the wise... 680 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000 So, if it does actually happen to a war, or fucking whatever, 681 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 you know, all these banks are collapsing at the moment. 682 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:31,000 It's just going to be that there's one universal currency in fucking world. 683 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 But isn't that another conspiracy theory? 684 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Well, it would be, but... 685 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 But it's just... 686 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Like, what one makes... 687 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,000 That's just one person's opinion on something really... 688 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:49,000 And it's a snowball of why would that make everything... 689 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Because it's an easy way for them to control everything, isn't it? 690 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:59,000 If everyone's on the one currency, one bank, then they can easily just click at a switch. 691 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000 But who's controlling? Who's the controlling? 692 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Who's controlling her? 693 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 It's just the illuminati, isn't it? 694 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Exactly. 695 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 See what I'm saying. 696 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Like... 697 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,000 I think it's just all of the main heads, you know, 698 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:23,000 the president and fucking whichever prime minister is the power of orcidamomies. 699 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 I think they just sort of sit there and like, 700 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 yeah, let's just fucking do it. 701 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Let's just pour a mop. 702 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000 See, from my point of view, I can't imagine a ring and you want to go... 703 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I've got an idea and someone goes, alright, this one, we'll do that. 704 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 And then they're retaining someone else. 705 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 And they're like, yeah, brilliant idea. 706 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000 So if you're not sitting where... 707 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Because Trump's going around, he's doing his fucking... 708 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,000 He's due diligence, ready to get elected again for next term. 709 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,000 And a lot of us, the click the other day, he said, 710 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000 yeah, when I'll get elected again, I'll ring up Putin, 711 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000 and I'll ring up whoever the other one is, the Ukraine. 712 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 The Chondros. 713 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000 No, no, the president of Ukraine. 714 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 The link seals from one of those nins. 715 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Yeah, so I'll ring them up and I'll have it all finished in a day. 716 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000 There'll be no war. 717 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000 I'll just tell them this is how it's going to work. 718 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 And then that's it, war's over. 719 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,000 And so I think that's him off hinting, putting it out there. 720 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,000 His base would just say, yeah, we're fucking royal friends, really. 721 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 We're just doing it because we can. 722 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000 No, see, that's the only thing, because I know he would act 723 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000 rather than he would have reacted or act. 724 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:41,000 So if he was in charge, there's no, in my, how I see it, 725 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000 there's no way Russia would have invited Ukraine. 726 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,000 We've done our Trump, because he would not have had that. 727 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,000 And that's why I think he thinks, if he comes back, 728 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:58,000 if he says, look, I'm going to do this, you know he's probably going to do it. 729 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000 I reckon he was going to do it before, but I don't know really. 730 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,000 I mean, just imagine him sitting in the office, like, that's the red-butter. 731 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Or pretending to sleep and press it and stuff, just having a laugh. 732 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Fucking with his cheeseburgers and that around him. 733 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000 At least faked that. 734 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000 I faked that. 735 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 You don't need to be faked on in the sense, do you? 736 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Oh no, I'm not. 737 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 What's ridiculous? 738 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:31,000 Yes, I think we've, Trump and all that being friends, I've got the fucking issue. 739 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:36,000 We've noisy neighbours, and they're not my friends. 740 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:47,000 So, the fucking kids have run around all night, fucking up until like 5, 1 o'clock sometimes. 741 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:53,000 And the children, the children are literally just fucking, like, 6 years old. 742 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000 I don't know why the fucking parents aren't letting them go to bed. 743 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Just fucking stupid. 744 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,000 I think one of the days where you used to have a bed song, 745 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 you used to have a bed song, I think everyone had a bed song, 746 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,000 so at least you had to be in your room and be quiet while you're selling something. 747 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Yeah, fucking, I had no choice. 748 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Well, what was it? 749 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Me and Dad's on a weekend, it was all, yeah, you go to bed now, fucking. 750 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,000 And that was it, in bed, fucking don't do nothing. 751 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:27,000 So remember the fucking, the one house, one fall, three, right on the roundabout, 752 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000 there was the train track there, remember the one door, fucking going to bed there. 753 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000 I never locked it in that house, always fell lock. 754 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 There was a presence or something there. 755 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Yeah. 756 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,000 And I was like, why not even that light, really, look? 757 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Or, you know, it's dark outside, and the bedroom that I was in, 758 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,000 it was right next to the track, and there was all that trees and all that next to it and that, 759 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,000 and I remember just looking out the window, and remember on fucking, 760 00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,000 I can't believe I'm having a film on that, 761 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 but where it's like a stick man, literally out of sticks, 762 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000 I thought you'd turn around and just fucking, what was the film? 763 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,000 I'd made it on the camera, fucking, the Rind of Woods and stuff. 764 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Blair Witch Project, that was it, yeah. 765 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:18,000 So, fucking, she's turned around and there's just the fucking stick man, fucking, up there, 766 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 looked out the window and that was it. 767 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000 There was a fucking, the way the tree branches had lined up, 768 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,000 and you used the stick man, fucking lay there, but I was, I just couldn't sleep, 769 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:31,000 because I was just scared, they're not fucking, absolutely hazy. 770 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Yeah, I'll just fucking, I don't see what the fucking, 771 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,000 they have to be so noisy all the time, because it's not just the kids running around at stupid o'clock. 772 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:47,000 The other week, fucking, Sunday afternoon, about nighttime, 773 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:52,000 it was literally like half eights and the banging around, 774 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000 fucking, like the slamming the doors and that, 775 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000 you could hear them bouncing up and down the stairs, 776 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:03,000 and then it wasn't a vacuum, it was a different noise, 777 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000 it's a new log, no noisy blender, fucking. 778 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Which one was making the smoother? 779 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Yeah, fucking the proper bag of nails and instead of fucking food. 780 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000 And, I mean, it was that lady who woke her mrs up, 781 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000 she'd already fucking bat us late, 782 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000 and fucking, five minutes away from going down and banging on the door. 783 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 It's just so fucking annoying. 784 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000 And you're fortunate enough really, 785 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,000 your neighbors aren't too noisy apart from when they're having an argument or something on the doorstep. 786 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:37,000 And then on the other side, you've got a fucking Ric Flair the dog, fucking. 787 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:45,000 There's no fucking cursing, people in general, these guys, 788 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000 they've never used a really absolute plot that, 789 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000 not necessarily when we were, but more so before our time, 790 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,000 but there's just no respect for most people in general, 791 00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:01,000 and how he's just don't give a shit to do whatever he wants and fucking carry on as fucking idiots. 792 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000 I mean, for me, I always remember my neighbors arguing, 793 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000 like in the streets and everything, so like for me. 794 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Yeah, but you basically brought fucking Coronation Street and all the dramas, 795 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000 and a pedophile on your fucking road, 796 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:23,000 fucking the biscuit families, fucking every other door away, fucking Baron. 797 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000 Oh, God. 798 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Pac-Man. 799 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 Yeah. 800 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,000 And then literally Nan and Granddad straight across the road as well, fucking, yeah, you had it all. 801 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000 I was just getting to just all in the, you just play football on the island, it's all in that. 802 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Just all in the grove anyway. 803 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,000 But like in terms of arguments though, I remember like, 804 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:45,000 so like now, as I'm getting older, there's less, less noise. 805 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Less cats, definitely. 806 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,000 So like for me, it's quite, I think it's pretty quiet for my point of view, 807 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,000 but I couldn't be dating the boy you were dating with, mate. 808 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,000 But it's the one side, it's golden, because literally, fucking, 809 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:04,000 you don't hear anything from him, you know, they're an older couple, and it's sweet, it's just that side. 810 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000 And even down to fucking, he's got a Nissan Swift. 811 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000 So it's only a small car, not big engines or anything. 812 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000 And with our drivers, there's a little bit of a slant, isn't there? 813 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000 And he revs the body because out of it, getting it off the drive, and I'm the drive. 814 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000 How can you make so much noise? 815 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000 It's just ridiculous, I don't know what's fucking wrong with him. 816 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 I don't even think he works. 817 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:33,000 And that's the thing with neighbours, you don't want to argue with them, 818 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 because at the end of the day, you're going to live there. 819 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Yeah, you don't want to. 820 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,000 And you don't want to know, it's like, you don't want to give a fucking revenue car on this fucking drive. 821 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Well, I did it with the old ones before. 822 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:49,000 So I don't know the girl's name, probably should have done, but she lived there. 823 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:55,000 And then the lad who was her baby's dad, he'd come around from Tom's tomb, 824 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,000 and I knew him from the pub when we was living there. 825 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,000 And he'd do it sometimes for fucking four or five o'clock in the morning. 826 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,000 He'd be sitting outside in his car, because he had no one every couple of weeks, 827 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:13,000 because of the guys that he fucking played with, sat in and all that. 828 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000 And fucking one morning, I think it was a Sunday morning, 829 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000 he was definitely waking anyway, so he wasn't going out to work. 830 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:26,000 And he's sitting there, fair enough, I'm up early anyway, I'm up at four o'clock, fucking. 831 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:32,000 But I'm trying to be drawn up, I've got to say, he's outside, music blasting, revving his engine. 832 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,000 But what you're revving your engine for starters when you're stationary, 833 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:42,000 and he's a big fucking lad, fucking, I can't remember his name, I don't know if it was nine or something. 834 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:48,000 But I've gone out, I've tapped the window, and he's just looked at me, I went, 835 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000 turn it off or fuck off. 836 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,000 He's like, what? I went, right, look at the fucking time. 837 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Turn the engine off or fuck off. 838 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000 I mean, if he would have got a car in there, he would have smashed me up, 839 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 because he wouldn't go around with all that fucking crew and that, 840 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000 so he could have easily fucking got some others around to film me in as well. 841 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:16,000 But yeah, he fucking pulled off the drive and fucking well-spin down the road and all that. 842 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000 And I'm like, what for that? I only fucking draw me copper turd. 843 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,000 I don't know, it's a fucking, what, cause any drama or anything, 844 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:28,000 but I absolutely, I say, it's not fucking half-full, I'm fucking something more or something. 845 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 No, no, you've only four. 846 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,000 The amount of times you've come around and fucking boot the fucking door in just so we can fucking get him. 847 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Cause there weren't together, but you know, he fucking behind on a session, 848 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000 come back and draw him fucking, have his bike in the van, 849 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,000 amount of times he was fucking beat or up and all that and all that. 850 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Cause the ones on was at work, and he was fucking booting in the door and that, 851 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,000 so Irvin and the kids hopped over and fucking came into our house. 852 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Yeah, I don't know if he's fine. 853 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Well, you only remember it because fucking the kids had my biscuits. 854 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Left two as well though, more just leave two biscuits. 855 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Finish them off? 856 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000 Yeah, finish the pack up. 857 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Like, I didn't want to say. 858 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Yeah, it's just fucking stupid. 859 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 You don't want to dig your daddy in there? 860 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000 I didn't even eat them. 861 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 When you put your hand in? 862 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,000 No, but it wasn't even that, it was left on my fucking chair. 863 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Yeah, the pub's, it's done that on its own. 864 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 I didn't even eat them, I just chucked them in the back. 865 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,000 Came into your house, took your biscuits, left two, well there was that bourbon. 866 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000 There was a while of bourbon greens, yeah. 867 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Okay, I don't know what we're being packed. 868 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Was that a printable? 869 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Fucking grease, man. 870 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Eat them up, you skeet. 871 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:48,000 But yeah, so, fucking, I'll tell a neighbour if I have to, but yeah, just can't be asked. 872 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000 There's no need for fucking being noisy and that. 873 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Yeah, there's no car, there's no... 874 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 Especially when it's happened consistent, though. 875 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 It is consistent, fucking. 876 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 I don't think he works. 877 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:06,000 I've never seen his blog at the house, it's just fucking, every now and again, I'll say I'll fucking put the bin out. 878 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 So, she definitely doesn't work. 879 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:17,000 I know it's fucking a rented product, but still, fucking, you know, surely there should be a bit of a background check to make sure that nothing is out of the piece. 880 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:21,000 I hate to say what it's fucking all coming in so... 881 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000 Could be spotless, mate. 882 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000 I'll douse it, mate, I'll douse it. 883 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 Could be a bit stinking, though. 884 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,000 I remember fucking getting back from walking the dog the one day as well. 885 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:36,000 And he's asking me if I'd drop my torch in his garden. 886 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000 No, mate. 887 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,000 Use the torch on my phone most of the time, I don't own a torch. 888 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000 He's like, isn't it your torch? 889 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000 No, not my torch. 890 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Fuck you, don't have a torch. 891 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000 I'll put it in my garden. 892 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 I don't know how you've got a new garden, mate. 893 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000 Not my torch. 894 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:57,000 You know, maybe someone from the school behind has thrown it over, or maybe it's the fucking neighbour. 895 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Maybe they've been trying to look for him. 896 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Even if I put more head over the fence, I wouldn't be able to see into his living room because we've got that sort of bell-shaped extension. 897 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000 But he's never been about all of the map. 898 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 So I don't know why we thought it was mine, but no, mate. 899 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000 I don't want to keep you fucking... 900 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 And I'll see him sometimes. 901 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:23,000 He drives from Aisle of the Bands round the corner to his mate's water park, which you can walk in two minutes. 902 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:29,000 But he'll drive round there, and then I saw him in the summertime, and we're fucking playing cricket in the garage. 903 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,000 And I was like, you drive from round the corner to play cricket. 904 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Fucking just walk it, do you walk around? 905 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Fuck you. 906 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000 Girls with fucking neighbours. 907 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:46,000 So I think on that bum-shelve, I'll need another fucking drink. 908 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 So if we call it there. 909 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:58,000 And yeah, just a reminder then, any emails, questions, thoughts on the show or anything, open ears, send them in. 910 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:03,000 Realtor podcast, Gmail on the Twitter and all that as well. 911 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:10,000 And hopefully you've enjoyed that. It's been another bit of a rambling arm, fucking all sorts of random sheets again. 912 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:16,000 But that's what we're going to do, you know, until you start sending in questions, ask us, give us topics that you want us to speak about. 913 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:22,000 And I'll probably try and get cancelled from some of the situation, which is surprising. 914 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000 We haven't actually done anything as far as I know this episode. 915 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,000 Fuck Sam Smith. 916 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 He's a prat. 917 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000 There we go, yeah? Cancelled now then, have we? 918 00:52:34,000 --> 00:53:02,000 I hope you enjoyed it. See you next time.