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How are we everyone? Welcome to this week's episode of the real talking podcast
with your hosts Ash and JD
and we are gonna get onto them
probably not straight away, but we will get onto your correspondence
The first thing that I did wanna speak about
and not Donald Trump this time
we will speak about him in a bit, he's doing bits again this week, isn't he?
We've never been one to shog from the paranormal
or the UAPs, the drones, and whatever they're called these days
Matt, I saw something else again last weekend
But you did?
So Sunday morning, it's getting to that time of year again now
where the sun's coming out earlier
So we were actually having a chill morning for a change
So I'd woke up, thought properly started to wake up
around about half past six-ish, even though I was lying there
trying not to be on my phone, because the dog's on the bottom of the bed
he's chilling, he's all snuck up and out, misses his asleep
and then whatever point it was, I started to get my phone out anyway
and then I looked out the window, so it is daylight now
because I like to look at the clouds, I said it last week
I like to look at the sky, just be away with the fairies essentially
I was looking at the clouds and then something shiny caught my eye
Now obviously there's all aeroplanes and that going around all the time
This was just above, so it was in the distance, but it was just above the tree line
to the right of these trees, which the trees are at the park at the back of mine
and the easiest way to describe it was a silver ball
but I could only see the bottom half, so essentially I could only see the reflection on the bottom
Could it have been a balloon that's obviously as it's flying away kind of like went vertical
Does that make sense?
No, because you'd still see the balloon shape wouldn't you?
No, no, so like...
All you want about a little kids balloon
No, you know like when you have a happy birthday one, but not fully round like a sphere
No, because it was definitely further away from the trees
and I'll tell you why, I know it was past the trees anyway
So I saw it for a couple of seconds because it was the flash, the way that the light was shining off of it
that caught my eye
At this point the missus woke up and she started to talk
and then obviously because I'm pregnant she wanted me to fucking touch her belly
Well I've had to interrupt her and just say hang on, what was that?
And so, well again because I've got the air ambulance that does go to the hospital by me
and then you know helicopters around
but I knew it was an helicopter because again the air ambulance ones, they're yellow and orange ones
and then normal helicopters, you can see them, they're not reflecting silver, they're not like a silver chrome
but it was literally like a couple of seconds of the flash that I'd seen and it's disappeared
No, again it's underneath the clouds, it wasn't in the cloud line, it's just above the tree line at this point
So I'm staring out the window, well what's going on?
So after about two minutes it's come back again and that's when I saw the shape
so I could see the bottom half of this sphere that's all chrome line
lasted five to ten seconds then it's disappeared again
and so obviously I'm pointing, I'm like there it is, I'm saying to the road, to the trees because there's three trees
I'm like to the road, to there, blah blah, I can't see nothing, so yeah it's gone now
I'm staring, I'm waiting, so a couple of minutes later it's back again and now it's started drifting behind the trees
I still couldn't see but again I could just about see in between the branches and then it's disappeared
So probably nearly half an hour I'm staring out the window trying to watch this dome thing to do something
because again there was a plane that had already gone over and you know you see the trails off the plains
so she thought I was on about that first and maybe it was some of the trail that's dropped down
I was like look at it, it's shining, it's reflecting the light, so she weren't having none of it, she couldn't see it properly
and then so by the time it got to the other side of these three trees it just completely disappeared then
So from the perspective that I could see it was probably about an inch to the left of the trees at these points
and then it didn't come back out again
That's weird isn't it, so what do you think you saw mate?
Aliens? Aliens of course
Aliens, the ringed coventry, the one in it, the one if
Yeah obviously the listeners to the podcast, the vlog, I know that JD lives around there somewhere
and he spoke about wanting to get in touch with our people so let's scope the area
So they were close
But yeah it's just another one of those unexplained situations really
I've never seen anything like that, I'd love to see something like that
Well because it's a couple of times that I've had these kinds of experiences, I remember there was the noise situation before as well
Coventry's becoming the new Scotland with the hot spots I think
Do I fall that way, border Scotland have so many sightings, Wales is high but Scotland's the highest
Is it because the population is less there so it's more rural?
If there's less people you'd expect less sightings
No no that's why I'm saying in terms of, no I get that point of view because it's just, I don't know
I think I know what you're trying to say, I think off of numbers that are reported, Scotland's high, I don't think
Is it the stat of like Perkafter or something?
Or is it because there's nothing there so you can see it more in the darkness
It's where I've imagined the Avall de la Coluche
Maybe that, I don't know but it is interesting actually that day
It's always seems to be in a disney era at the time doesn't it?
Yeah, for me, pretty much above Coombe Abbey, that was where I was looking
Oh okay
Because you know we've, like the winter time they have that light show and that kind of thing
I remember years ago when they first started doing that, they didn't know they were doing a light show
I thought that it was like you know the lights off the fucking UFOs
Flowing around above the clouds and it weren't until I realized I could see the light shine on the torches in the bit of the cloud
So it was around that area that this UFO was
So yeah, they're out for us, they're gonna get us, 2024 is happening
Well hopefully I'll get to see some soon or experience something soon like that
Maybe one day, maybe one day Ash
We'll get into a quick one of them and we shall do
What's wrong with you?
This one was from Tegel, Tegan sorry Tegel, don't know where that's come from
People that don't put things back where they got it, if you pick up more things, put it back in its place
Not fully agree with this one, fully agree with it
I suppose you can, since you've got the little one running around, you can stuff up, putting it down, throwing it, making a mess
Is that where it's relatable for you?
No, it's more my stuff, my spot has designated spots where they go
So if it's not, don't put it where it isn't designated to go
So no, I fully agree with that one, with baby stuff, just go there, go on mate, just pick up as and where
Well I'll try and have places for my things but for some reason the wife likes to re-designate my stuff lately
My keys for example, I'd like to put them next to the kettle because that's the first and last thing that's being used in my kitchen
Well from myself, apart from the fridge if I'm going to get a drink or something
But yeah, the bottle of kettle, so when I'm up in the morning, I have a cup of tea, grab them and then I'm out
Walking the dog, whatever, but no, now she's decided that I have to go in a bowl with my wally
Still in the kitchen, but nowhere near to go, say nowhere near, it's like a metre and a half away
But it's not the point, it's not in my usual spot
Because I like to keep the stuff together, so if it's something that I'm going to put back in the van in the morning
I put it with my keys, so I'll grab it at the same time
But no, she moves them and then I'll forget that, say it's carrier bags to take to Basra to go shopping afterwards
And then the fucking bags are in the house because they weren't left with my keys
Because they were moved into the cupboard with all the rest of the fucking bags that don't need to be there
You've got that, 500 carrier bags
Yeah, I keep them in my car
See this is what I always try to do, try and have a select few that's just left in the car
And then once I've done a bit of shopping, come back, fold the bag up, put it with my keys
So then when I'm going back into the van, it's back in there
But we've still got, not as many these days because I did go through a phase of taking older ones
Or ones that are on the way out, away with me to work and then use them as rubbish bags
So not as many, but there's still a good pile underneath the boiler
There's just no need for it
I mean I don't pay for them anymore, but still
It's in the price of them now as well, these bags for Lord
The cheap plastic ones
They're just 25 pence?
40 pence, isn't it?
At least the one I don't pay for them
Yeah, fuck that
But to be fair, Lord, again the missus moaned at me the other day about it
I'm like, no, because I've got enough of them
And as far as they're aware, I've paid for them all
So if they were to question me on why I've selected no bags or not scanned it
Just say, well, I've just bought one in that's ripped, that's broken
And they're meant to replace it for free anyway
I don't know
Yeah, they've got to replace it for free
That's a bad thought
So that 40p, I'm not paying it
Rip-offs
So we really feel you on this one, don't we?
Yeah, we do
So I was just wondering, Moels asked what's happened to the album of the week
Yeah, we started the week then
To be fair, the last couple of weeks we've just fucking gone off on tangents
We promised the one week we were going to call out the correspondence
And we didn't do none of it
Last week we did half of them
Was there an album that you would recommend, might be sweet
To be honest, I can't remember what other ones I was
Because I have been listening to more music again lately
But I can't remember what ones I was going to suggest
This week though, it's a small band called Olly Sixty
So they're kind of like a country
Almost a rock sort of style of music
Their first EP, there was like five songs on there
Really good though, got quite a raspy voice and that
Not long songs
And then you can tell it's written from life experiences and that as well
So yeah, Olly Sixty, give them a listen
There you go, another album of the week's back
By artists of the week on this one though
But it is, there's like three or four of them
There's the one singer and then his little band around him
Which tends to be how bands work a lot of them
Well yeah, it'd be hard, not to me
Yeah, so, it's the been
We do do this and that there
I was going to say, sorry
No, I was going to say, has there been any albums or anything that you've listened to this week
To be honest, all this week if I've listened to music
It's just been certain songs, not albums
So no, I haven't got one this week
But I will bear anymore next week
Okay, okay
Now back to me
We are going for him at the moment, mate
This one's from Poppin' Castey
Old golden alder, the old puppet shagga
She did actually this year
She won't admit to me, but yeah
So she says about scripted reality TV shows
Why are they still like this with all the fake drama
You know what gets, sorry
You know what gets me?
The ghost shows
I think I've mentioned before on the podcast
Where it happens and like
They scream and then it goes to a different camera angle
But then in the different camera angle you don't see
The cameraman that's right in front of them
That's got the original face shock
So yeah, I hide that corner still
I haven't watched any of the ghost programs for a long time now
But saying that, I'm going away in a couple of weeks
So probably will get some of them
Classic caravan programs on
A bit of the gold diggers
Storage wars
Or like American Pickers
American Pickers, that's what I'm trying to think of
When it comes on on TV
I watch it
It's just good, I don't know
When I'm sitting there with the TV
I'm playing my switch or something
So when the American Pickers comes on
And some of the other ones anyway
I'll spend more time watching that
And then it gets to the frag
I'm like, oh shit, I was playing this
So it's a good job I don't try and go for time achievements
Because there'll be no books
In terms of reality TV
I can't stand it
I've never really had fun
I've never
Well, the ghost programs and that, yeah
But the locks of Geordie Shaw and all that
I used to watch that, but then it got to
It was the same
It went the same
I don't know man
I've never been into any of them
That little one and whatever
But when I was at your brother's the other week
He's sitting there
I was like, what the fuck is these shows?
And I'm not sure that was Geordie Shaw
I thought, yeah, but it's different now
Because some of the original cast, they're older
And they've got families and whatever
And I'm like, okay, still fucking shit, Annie
But you know, it's
Some of them are
Sorry, the dog's just standing all over everything
Yeah, some of them are just going to make a bit of money, aren't they?
That's it
And it means being scripted
You know what though?
Imagine being young though
And getting paid just to go out
And get drunk
And getting paid to do it
And now you're older
And you get paid just to go out
And not to get drunk
But you get burned basically
Yeah, we'll have a little social beer
But no, I get what you're saying, Kirsty
Yeah, would be nice
But all I'd say to that is just start watching them rather
Yeah, don't switch your mind
I don't know, stick to YouTube, Netflix
I don't know, some of the other stuff that's meant to be scripted
Really
Not her
Because again, I don't know how to call it a reality TV show
And it's not reality
If it's scripted, it's not real
So yeah, I don't know how to get away with it
But obviously people are watching it
So they're running money and they're going to keep doing it really aren't they?
I couldn't do it, man
Fuck that
But fair enough
If you get paid, you could do it
Oh no, I'll do that next time, John
When they start being a bit more angry, bro
No, you don't have to
You could do it
If it was something that pissed me off
They wouldn't need to direct me on that one
It's just weird
I was after bold storylines
I think I could do it, man
For the money they're on, yeah
But if they're going to build storylines
I might as well be writing for EastEnders, isn't that?
No, I think it's different
I think with those reality TV shows
I think as long as some of the stuff is real
And some of the names and stuff like that
They can get away with it
Just, you know
Yeah, I don't know actually
I'm off the charts, you know
But I'm not a big fan of them
I thought you liked watching the Love Island and all that
No, I used to like it when they used to like After You Fuck
And stuff like that
They used to like now they play the game
You can see they play the game now
Because you play the game, you do better after
Okay
So if you come off better on the show
You seem to have a better career after the show
But now I used to like when they used to
Like proper kick off and stuff
But that's not allowed no more
That's close, though
Have you seen any of the clips of the Spanish one?
Oh, Temptation Island or something
Yeah, that one's a mad one
I don't know why would you even do that show
That show's mad
Because it was only the main ball
Equipped that I'd seen
The guy is a lot fucking crying
Then he's running across the beach
To try and get back to the other side or something
So he gets to her
And then the next night she does it again
Well, because I was reading through the comments
So essentially she done that
Because he had a dance with whatever woman
Which that's a part of the game
You meant to get tempted, aren't you?
Yeah
So yeah, he's had the dance
Not done anything, just danced
And then she wasn't happy about it
So she ended up fucking getting banged
On black and white night vision
In the bed on the other side of the island
Yeah, no
He's up screaming on the beach at the TV
No, no, no, no, no, no
When you go for a show called Temptation Island
And the thing's set up for you to cheat
Because I have watched the first season of The American Mono
A few episodes
I didn't know there was an American one to be fair
So basically you're couples
And all the lads go to a different villa
And all the females go to a different villa
Then they introduce single males into the females
And single females into the males
And then I have to do like live with them
To see if the temptation's there
And obviously if the temptation's there
You're not meant to be together
And if you can somehow overcome these temptations
To normally go off and get married or that
You know, the gist of it
Are they strong enough? You know, and stuff like this
Yeah
I couldn't do it
It would've worn me off
It was bad enough when the Mrs. was working on the bar
With people just trying it on
Trying to chat her up and whatever
Which, you know, I can't moan too much
Because I already did that
That was our fucking wuder back in the day
But yeah, doing it for a TV show as well
When it's forced for me
Yeah, yeah, like it's literally designed for it to happen
Yeah, wouldn't want to do it man
Fuck that
Yeah, too much of a nuisance
No, it would be
Yeah
To say the least
Yeah, so first they start watching the fucking shit TV programs
That's what I'm saying
Yeah
Stick to films
Or some of the album recommendations that were banging out consistently
There was a question from Royley
Why do men seem more afraid of having children
When women objectively have it worse in pregnancy, birth and infancy?
Oh, that's, well
So he's a bit of a thinker, his wife
Yeah, I mean
Do you want to take this one, why have a little think about it
Because obviously you're in the moment now
From a different stage to where I am
So it would be nice to get your perspective on this
Obviously your partner's pregnant
So
I'd say for me really
I've not been afraid to have any children
For a good few years
I've just said basically when she's ready
Then we'll have kids
Not meaning to put the pressure onto her
But it's just because she's a few years younger
And obviously women with the biological clock
So it was putting the ball into her park
But years ago before I was with the Misses and that
It was more so
Just wanting to be old fashioned really
Wanting to be in a committed relationship
And married and all that
Before having kids
Whereas it is too common
Where young fucking pregnancies
When we was in school and fresh out of school and that
The girls having fucking kids straight away
And young single parents
When you can't even look after yourself
You wouldn't want to bring someone else into the fucking equation really
So I always felt
But no I've never personally been afraid about doing it
And then yeah I mean
Is it worse than getting kicked in the balls?
It's definitely not worse than getting kicked in the balls 100%
That's just a ridiculous comment to make
But I do agree with you
I think for me personally
I don't know if it's for everyone
Obviously a lot of our lads had kids young
And you could see you'd ask them to do stuff
And when you're younger you want to go out
You want to knock the car and I'm looking after the kids all of that
I've got no money this and that
And you don't appreciate that at the time
Suppose when you're younger and you want to go out
And you want to still chill with your mates every weekend
Because now
If I did nothing for the weekend
Probably I'd probably prefer it
But back then you'd want to go out
So maybe that's for me
As I was younger
That's my point of view where
That's what put me off having kids
I didn't want to be in a situation
With having a kid where
You didn't have your own flesh
You weren't, not so much sell off
But
You're better off financially
In terms of
You're not
At the bottom of it
You're not just starting out
Yeah well we've touched on it before
You know
It's not a selfish thing to think
You want to be financially stable
To be able to provide for the kids
We grew up
Never having everything we wanted
Straight away or anything
We had to wait for things
If we needed clothes or cooking tools or whatever
We had to wait or disable our own pocket money
Or whatever
After what now with Covid
Which comes first
Yeah but
Wanting to think in a bigger picture
As you just say, put them first
I think that's a more mature
Approach really
I think we've answered that
Well actually mate
I think a lot of women are triggered
About them believing that
Pregnancy is worse than getting kicked in the balls
Like well you know
We've done well there
There was no lies told in that
No I feel like it was quite an open
Honest and real
Take on the question
To be fair
Open podcast
We've got to be serious sometimes
Well we can mix it up
Calmly
We said it before we're versatile
All versatile
Look at us smashing knees out now
That still happens sometimes
God
We've got a tattoo update
As well
Oh yes yes yes yes yes
So yeah
Just a little recap
We had a bad tattoo
Wasn't happy with it and we said a couple of things
So that says that
They'd already been back to the tattoo shop
And that
They're now working on getting it
Rectified along with additional
Work
So it's now going to be
A full leg piece
Traditional car and floral
Asian style
Obviously I think we all understand
What the story is going for
I can imagine that
Sorry that was maniac
That anyone could hear that
Yeah no
I'm happy that everything's in place
It's been rectified
It would be interesting if
It's the same tattoo artist
I know he said he's gone to the same shop
But I wonder if it's the same artist
That he's trusting to do it
Because would you
That's my point of view
Because it depends
I bleed as well
I mean it will bleed
But
I bleed a lot with the tattoos I do
What is this one you can't handle it or why?
Just ginger ain't it?
Thin skin
Is that really a thing?
I think it is because of being ginger
I don't know why you're laughing so hard
Why would that make you bleed?
Obviously we've already got
The skin pigment thing
That's why we have to wear
Back to 600 to be out in the cold
OK fair one
I apologise for laughing
I was always having a good laugh
It has something to do with the pale skin
Thing and that
But you ain't that pale
Really
When you think about it
I'm not too bad
But in the arms
But in the summer time
Obviously you do
I do wear the cream a lot
You do get a bit of colour too
I feel like because I'm
Either driving or out
Quite a lot
So even though I've got the cream on
I don't burn
I do just get a little bit of colour
Whereas I have burnt in the past
So I'm just learning from experience
But yeah I have had
With the tattoo artist
Saying
Essentially because
They're having to work more
Because there's blood coming out
When they shouldn't be
But not as much
So it's harder for them
So it could be something like that
Where they just struggled
With a bit of bleeding
Or something maybe
Couldn't get it rose
But I'd like to think
That
If the artist hasn't got
A good enough excuse to sit
Or fall back on
That he's going to be one of the other employees
Taken over
Because it's their
Business at the end of the day
They've got to make sure there's no negative
Emergency out there
Well we're glad that's
Been resolved
Well we didn't resolve anything
Since it was done before we actually
Got a little bit of a bondage to it
But yeah glad they're getting back on speed
Chaos
It's not the dog it's the baby
Running around
I was going to say the
Winter one for me tonight
It's the little flower ones
It is a wind thing though isn't it
Where obviously wind flows it around
Remember the cheap ones that we had when we were kids
Where it was just similar to the Christmas decorations
Where it was like a foil
Four points just wrapped around
And then you'd blow it, spin it around
Speaking of blowing
I got the dogs some
Bubbles so you know you get the little
Pop, pull it out and you blow the bubbles
But they were flavored
Ones so the
Idea is so they were duck
Flavored so
You know you meant to blow the bubbles
And the dogs walking, jumping around, eating the
Bubbles on that
Didn't give a fuck
Blowing them right in, well say I was
The missus was doing it
Blowing the bubbles right at him, struggling to
Blow the thing
Obviously you've got the little stick
And you meant to hold it in front of your mate and
Blow you, nah
Holding it basically next to each other
And wondering why the bubbles weren't
I don't think, I've ever heard anyone
Not being able to blow bubbles mate
Well she don't fucking blow anything mate
Fuck you mate
Yeah couldn't do it
So I've had to correct her while she's
Still drawing and then when she finally got
Them coming out
They weren't interested
Five pound wasted
So if I remember I'll bring them and see for
Little alchobol also
Zero calories mate
So you ain't got to worry about getting drunk yeah
It's a shame
He's alright, he fucking loves it
He loves his scram
We've got to get James out of the way
We haven't worked, he loves it
He said
I'm gonna fucking go back
To it and don't actually scroll past again
So obviously we're not a football
Podcast, James loves to talk about football
Shame you
Will lose to Arsenal this weekend
We want to hold the trophy
Early
Well it looks like that's going to be the case
Yeah if Arsenal don't win on Sunday
Then they've had a shock
Of a day
But it doesn't work that way
Anyway, even if Liverpool mathematically win in the next couple of weeks
The Premier League trophy
Still have to wait until the end of the season
I thought they'd have it when they're winning
No, so it'll get announced
But the proper celebration
They have to wait until the end of the season
Don't they?
Oh yeah
So they'll have to hold it and fucking start walking around a pitch with you
They have to wait
So yeah
But don't worry mate, you'll have the open top
Bus parade
Soon enough
I'm sure it'll be on the lamppost
Standing on top of a bus stop
Yeah, get on
He loves it
Thanks James
I mean they were lucky the other night weren't they
PSG fucking
Yeah I didn't watch it but
Well it was just Alisson
To be fair, there was a couple of
Poor missies
From PSG but Alisson did have a good game
And then
Yeah, they nicked the win in the end
Which as we said
Those ones win the fucking
The titles and the
Cups and stuff like that
Fair play but
Yeah, we'll still go back to
We'll see what happens next season
For Liverpool, not United
Nothing fucking going to happen with them
Pancake day the other day
Did you have some pancakes?
I did not have pancakes
I think I asked you this last year, you're not a big pancake fan are you?
No I am but
I just never really
Woke and go pancakes
But I did not have his pancakes back
Well I didn't have them for breakfast
I did do them on the night time
More of a crepe style as well
But obviously because it was leading up to it
And you do your scrawling through TikTok
And that as most people do
Obviously there was a lot of recipes in that pro and out there
But the amount of people that I saw
That I saw
That didn't know how to make pancakes
So the lazy way is to go to
Your Asda's and whatever
And you can borrow the bottles with the powder mix
And you just add water
Give it a good shake
And you just make your pancakes that way
But you're given a look now as if to say
You don't know how to make pancakes
I know there's a different way
But if it was pancakes that would be the way
So from scratch you wouldn't know what to do?
No I've been selling pancakes
Jesus Christ
So
I love the ready made ones
We're just fucking the pro only ones
You just bang them in
So the ready made pancakes
Yeah yeah
Yeah no, Fado is like getting ready made ones and that
But if you make them from scratch it's easy
It's just fucking
So a basic recipe
When you think of 1, 2, 3
100 grams of flour
Flour
Eggs
300ml of milk
Give it a mix
And then start frying them bad boys up
That's a basic
There's more ways to do it
You can add some fucking
Baking soda and this and that
To get thicker ones, fluffy ones
But yeah for a standard crepe style pancake
And it was shocking
And you've shocked me as well
I'm disappointed
I don't have them enough
To
Even think about cooking them
You need to start cooking more though
Don't you?
I can see all the missus in the background giving a fucking lot of approval there
She ain't
But yeah
It was just a funny comment to make
Comedy I mean
I don't like cooking though, I think you have to enjoy cooking
Carla's a good cook, she don't believe me when I say
I don't think so but she's a good cook
Or if it's like if you've got a cook cook
What cook if your thing's going to be
Rubbish
No but you've got to have a go yourself
Try a bit more
Once you're done here it's just takeaway mate
That's laser, it's a waste of money
You have to wait to get your own things
Because you're putting a babby
First and then you're putting yourself first with a takeaway
Yeah
It's terrible
I'm thinking about attempting
Doing a beef Wellington this weekend
Never done one yet
Oh okay, not sure what they are yeah
So they're supposed to be hard to cook, is it like
It's a lot of work to go in
Yes
Depending on what way you're going to do
It's a bit where you have to cull it in, it's not done right
It just explodes
Not explodes but like soggy
Yeah you can do it
Yeah if you
Yeah it can be soggy pastry and that
But yeah it can be like a two day process
I'm not going to do
That full size one
Because it will be a small beef joint if I do do it
It's not going to be soggy
But yeah
I've seen enough videos and that over the years
I'm just going to give it a go
I'm going to get the pre-made pastry
I've already got some mushrooms
I just need to get a little beef joint
So essentially you precook your beef
Do the washing with the mushrooms
And that, put it on the pastry
Beef in, roll it up
And then
Roll it up in cling film
So it stays compact
And then you can put the flowers
Pull it back out
If you want to put some decorative pastry on the top
Bit of egg wash
In the oven, bam done
So yeah I'm tempted to do that this weekend
Let's give it a go
If you think you can perform eh
Doing the chicken curry as well
All the fresh chicken and everything to give it a fucking go
Why not have a curry fry just
I'll enjoy it man
I was thinking about doing the cat soup curry again but
Nah
I've got some chicken curry from scratch
Got some pork crackers as well
I'm even going to do
Fresh rice
No fucking micro rice
No Uncle Ben's? Nah
Just reminds me of Spiderman too much
Brings a tear to my heart
Fucking
I nearly cried on the other day
Because I'd finished
Playing
Final Fantasy 16
And like
Good storyline and all that
But at the end
I'm not going to spoil the whole thing
For anyone that does want to play it
But at the end you've got the one woman crying
And the dog's fucking crying
Holding at the fucking moon and that
And it just hits the fucking emotions
Because you know that your dog
Would be sad if anything happened to you
And I was like I was holding it in man
Like no don't cry
At a fucking video game
Terrible man
The amount of TikToks and that
I saw a post this morning actually
Not too far from us
But there's a dog
Pleading for fucking
A new home for him and that was going to get put down tomorrow
Didn't have a baby on the way
I fucking had him man
When you see these posts and that
Yeah some one will have it hopefully
I was meant to bring it up on the fucking
Part of last year now
Because they've
They can clone your dog
Yeah I think they bring it up
No we spoke about
Wanting to speak about it and then we never got round to it
Because it was just after I'd been away
Last time
Because it was while I was away
That it was on ITV
News talking about it
And also whilst I was away I was fucking
Sitting on the toilet crying my eyes out
Watching a video of a man
Talking about his dog that's on his last legs
And that
Fucking it's not good man
Literally sitting there crying
You know a grown ass man
But it's good to be in touch with your emotions
But that's why I was going to bring it up
At that point
Because it weren't, I don't think it was too bad
Of a price to be fair
I think it was around 15 grand
Which I know it's still a lot of money
But
Is it something that you think
If you had that spared
Do you think you'd do it for a little healthy boy?
Yeah if money weren't an option
Or I had a lot more of it
I don't know actually
I don't know
Obviously
It'd be more
You know when you know it's coming to the end
But I wouldn't know actually
So obviously
Because it's not
A major thing still at the moment
I'd like to see
After more of it's done to whether
They still grow up with the same
Like mentality and all that
I know that they're going to look the same
But are they going to
If the dog's a little prick
You're not going to bring them up the same
No Aya
Because you're going to be like
So say like for instance
Alfie now
We had him when we were in our 20s
We're not going to bring him up as if he was in our 20s
So he's going to be brought up different
So he's not going to have the same
He's not going to be the same
He's going to get brought up different
Each and every egg would be the same
But it doesn't mean his character since he was in his 20s
Because we're not the same
As we were then
Yeah
Did you know what I'm saying
So I suppose all dogs they'll think will prior factor
So it'd be hard to say actually
But it would be interesting to see what you're saying
How the dog grows
Yeah I suppose if there was a
Controlled environment where it was
Going to be the same circumstances
The raising would still be the same
I'd imagine mine at the moment would still be the same
Because he's fucking ignorant man
But the no
Well he definitely knows what you're saying
But yeah just fucking
But
Even because he likes to get up on the sofa with me
But most of the time
I'll have to move stuff out of the way
So I fucking
The other dog moves stuff
Off the one part of the sofa because he puts his chin on
Or he gives notice
To say I want to come up
So moves stuff off there
And then he moves
To another part of the sofa and gets on there
You know what I've just done
You've made me move this
Now you've gone there and he gives me a look because he said
Yeah because you're the bitch
Yeah put you in your place
Yeah
No uh
I kick him sometimes just to let him know
He's a little
Deep sometimes
Fucking
Again just
Walking this morning so I've had today
A band-aid and a moat
So I've had a free day
Woman walking a little pug
And this pug's just been sick so she's trying to
Clean it off the floor a little bit
And he's there trying to lick it and everything
You know when they're properly pulling it
I'm like mate what are you doing
Wanting to have a little playa and that
So he's bouncing around, my dog's bouncing around
And then he keeps going towards the sink
The woman's trying to pick it up
So I've had to walk him to the road like dragging him away
Let her fucking do what she wants
And then uh yeah she's ended up
Walking with me and obviously
Talking then, still don't get it
But I had the conversation with the missus
The other day as well, just don't get
Like I've got my headphones on but I don't need
Conversations
Maybe she now noticed my ear
Headphones on so maybe it's just
Like a sign that the headphones there
So like maybe the more approachable
Maybe she'll have no headphones
On her earphones in, maybe she'll get the earbuds
But even when I've got
The earbuds, which I've lost by the
While, I need to get some new ones, don't know how I've lost them
But yeah, and that's
Kind of how it works obviously losing
Things
But yeah, it's the big
Overhead headphones
And then it's obvious because I'm pressing pause
Moving it up
To have a conversation, then I keep
Sliding it back and then they carry on talking
So I have to move it back again
But just don't get the hint
It's uh, rather annoying
But
You know, I suppose that's just uh
One of the things that we have to
Pull up with sometimes
When you're an approachable person that is
With all the good conversation
All the chat skills
So yeah, James
Enjoy
The rest of the season while you can
I don't know how much more
He can try and push out to me to be fair
I think as long as you keep
Responding to it mate
You should just go, yeah we got a message from James
Now Kersi also said
Then move on to someone else
Break his little heart though, won't he?
No, on a Sunday
9 o'clock
Puts it on doesn't it?
This podcast, skips it to the
Fast forward it to
His name
Yeah, there I am
Yeah, I have to start just throwing
James in at random points
Just to fuck you, so he doesn't know that it's for him
So
A couple new world orders now then
Jess?
No? Oh yeah, sorry
I was thinking that it was one from the other week
But it isn't
Or would send any vehicle
Modified to make extra
Exhaust pod noise
Straight to the crushing company
It's those ones are like
Are really old and loud
Like the new ones are
Kind of sound spoilier anyway
But those old ones are like
That's the
Mod that's on it as well
Yeah
There is no need for it
No, any big fan of all that but no I agree
Yeah, there's a fucking
Vauxhall Sphere that
The car doesn't leave but the owner leaves up the road
From there and they've modded that
They've put the extra
Big wheels on, black alloys
Fucking
Changes the exhausts because
Apparently it's a sporty car so
It's got two exhaust pipes
And he revs the pod out of it
The speed bumps on my road
It's a score road and
You shouldn't even be going 30 on it
But he fucking rags the life out of it
To the speed bumps
And then fucking slows down, then fucking rags it
Again and again, I'm like Jesus Christ
Get the fucking hint mate
Anytime if I'm walking a dog he drives past me
I just give him the head shake
Like there's no need mate
Like what's the point
But even me mate, me Polish friend
That I still don't know his name, he's got his bike
And I was chatting to him the other day
And that's the fear
Of driving fast
And he's like I know my
Bike's late but there's no need for that
Is that? Like mate I hear you as well
I know when he
Rides past my house because I know what his bike
Sounds like, which even worse
At the moment because he got run over the other day
You know as that
While the other car was going so fast
Fucking, so with the general
Car park, the
Lanes, it's like a T junction
And so as he's on the straight
The car's pulled straight out into the
So I would have been fucking
Dented his exhaust and
Scratched the car up and that, he's fucking
Walking with him, he's like you doing
The insurance, he's like no I can't be asked
Fucking, I was
I'd be claiming the fuck out of him
But, no
I don't know
If it's the Polish in him that doesn't want to
Deal with the
Haggro, the aggro
Fucking aggro
Yeah
Whether it's that I don't know
But yeah he's fucking
Just walking around
With his limp
He'll be alright
But it's like
Because he's got to pay a couple hundred to get the bits
Sorted out
He's not long got the bike as well
Probably about 12 months ago
But you know
Because he had been sitting in someone's garage
For a long time
So he already had to change
A load of things, you know
Do brakes, fucking
I think he did put a new exhaust on as well
Fucking
He's had to do a lot of stuff to get it into
Good condition anyway
And then yeah, some fucking hits in to him
It's why I'm bothered about getting a decent van
I say a decent van
The van's fucking solid
But I'm getting a newer vehicle and that because
There's too many idiots out there
At least if someone, well I have had people hit into that
Right on arse
Dented and whatever
Fucking it's a solid van
Older vehicles so it's not going to crumble as well
Like most of the new ones do
So yeah
Noisy vehicles
Straight in the bin
Forget it
Not sending to the impound
But
I thought the police were meant to have fucking
Some shit in there anyway
Yeah, so there is something there
A lot of the people
I really spend a lot of money on the cars
They can turn the valve on the exhaust off
So basically you can either have it
Fully open or half closed so it isn't as loud
That's why the hybrid ones are a
Good idea
Because obviously you can start in electric mode
So you're not waking neighbors at first
In the morning, only turning over
And then once you get to
The main road, switch
To your petrol then
Switch to your combustion engine
And then there you go
Then start making noise
Yeah but you don't
If you want to draw a carriage ride or something
It doesn't matter
If you want to res jense at 5 o'clock
In the morning
I've had that as well
The geese are next door
Well they used to live there
A lot of times I'd go out in the morning
And I'm like mate, just because I'm up in Europe
Doesn't mean you should be sitting in your car
Reving your engine
And it wasn't like he was doing it to defrost it
Or anything, it would just be randomly
At half four on a Tuesday
In the middle of summer
And he'd have his music on and that as well
I'm like mate
There's other people
Wound it in
His name is Ashley as well
I wasn't scared though
We've got another new world order
From Joe
So their law would be
That the whole world
Has to abide to the same driving rules
So everyone drives
On the same side
Traffic lights run the same
Giveaways, stocked lines
Etc
That way when travelling to another country
Nothing changes
Yeah that's a dish
Not it, but it's like choosing
Which system to go with
Depending on where they're from
They'd want to choose their own one
A lot the way the
Americans one is
We do have it at some junctions here as well
Where
A left turn
You can still turn left when the lights aren't red
But with our ones
It'll give that green arrow
To say yeah you can't take that left
But with American Sprite
I'm just saying it with our own
I'm just saying the American
We don't know why
That reminds me of Euro Trip
The film
When Vinnie Jones
Is driving
On the left hand side
But with France
It's on the fucking roads
It's like these fucking French fuckers
All the time
Get off the wrong side of the road
And they're like when they
They get to Italy
Just all chysing
We're all fairly chysing
Just because he's wearing his national team
Not full shirt in his own country
I'm sure he has a
Grocery bag as well
Welcome to get in it or something
Or pasta
Since it was in Italy
And yes
They were reasonable
Very reasonable
I'm not 100% on this one
They could play
So yes
training them how to drive properly as well.
They'd have to be an official company to take over
a universe, not just the first,
but a worldwide standards of DCU driving lessons
and looking this is how you got to do it and that.
And not just that, obviously the car steering
will be on the wrong side in certain places.
Well, not wrong, but.
But then manufacturers, as the new cars are made,
make them all the same way then, wouldn't they?
Yeah.
But that's less of an issue in the grand scheme
of having people drive on the left or the right
side of the road.
Just to do it anyway, I don't know.
We see these cars coming from France or wherever
and they're left-hand drivers
and they're still driving fine, arguably anyway.
So yeah, a lot of work would have to be done for that.
But yeah, in an ideal situation, that would work all right.
I'm just checking to see if there was any more of those.
No, we did have a lot of driving and ones like road works
and again, stuff that we've covered a lot.
Yeah, most of the time.
Yeah, I don't want to feel like I'll repeat a lot of the
stuff that we do talk about, so I won't do.
So we will get on to the confessions.
Should get the.
Wait, we've smashed these out to that.
Well, we've got to give the people up the once in a while.
That's right, I haven't touched my phone for a little bit.
I've got a lot of fucking missed calls and texts and emails
but I'm not not doing them.
They can wait.
Confessions then please.
Father Ash.
Confession one.
You pretty much just have to complain my eyes and I'll suck your dick.
I went out last night and met an American guy that got drunk with me
and had a lot of fun flirting with.
Lol.
Was flirting with him for a while.
Then he said, I had beautiful brown eyes and I was like, yep, that's
the deal.
Which way do you want your dick slapped up by in my head?
Of course, since he was American, I thought, why not?
I wanted to try and wanted to let you say, try a new delicacy.
He managed to bag me and went back to his hotel.
He was staying at for a little fun.
I don't know.
I sucked his dick like a porn star and he made my pussy feel real good.
After that, got rowed and the night was properly hard.
I was fucking.
Oh, and he let me steal one of his shirts to that size USA on it.
A little memento, if you will.
Just one of those.
So I mean, it's a bit on the nose.
If you're an American tourist, I'm guessing coming to the UK, what would
you be walking around with USA top on?
I don't know.
No, it was just.
It was just.
It's more patriotic.
Yeah.
If we do that, walking around with an England top on, you see it as a racist
and commentary on T-shirt.
Yeah.
But again, it's yeah, it would be.
I mean, we do see enough people going out there.
England flags out on the fucking cars during the football games or anything.
So I suppose that is what we wouldn't do.
We had just a lot to take in on that one, isn't it?
Well, she got a little memento from me.
Yeah.
She tried a new Deluxe.
She got complimented.
Sounds like she had a good time.
I think he did as well.
Oh, yeah.
We've said it before, and I'm assuming this is one of the younger generations.
Yeah, they just seem free flowing and really easy.
Not all of them, but a lot of them.
So all you have to do is compliment her eyes, mate.
Yeah.
It's always a good place to start, really.
I can't always go straight out on some fucking look at them titties.
Well, what should she do for her sins?
It's five a jimmy.
I don't think there is a sin, to be honest.
No sins were committed.
Yeah, just keep playing the game.
Just keep getting your little mementos.
Yeah, just keep it real.
Keep drawing Deluxe's.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Right.
Confession two.
So my son's friends, my son's friend came over because they were going to watch a soccer game apparently.
And when my son came to say hi to me, he hugged me and kissed me as usual.
Well, his friends came and also hugged me.
But when he was hugging me, he placed his hand on my ass and I was shocked.
I didn't respond.
I actually froze.
So I couldn't say anything.
And my husband wasn't home.
So he didn't see anything.
But this secretly turned me on.
He made me feel special.
Now, is this one all right, mate?
It sounds like the start of one of those black and orange movies.
I was waiting for the music.
I was trying to make me both of them.
Yeah.
I mean, again, this older lady hasn't committed a sin.
Just enjoyed a bit of a...
So if she didn't enjoy it, she would have been a bit boy-like.
So I'd say you just need to be careful.
Don't allow yourself to be tempted into anything that you may regret in the long run.
And hopefully, a son was, and a son's friend, of legal age where that was fine.
Because that's a bit odd as well, isn't it?
The son coming over, giving a hug and a kiss.
That's fine.
But was the friend coming over, giving a hug and that as well?
I don't know.
He's done that intentionally to make that movie.
Yeah.
And then more than his friend, going, why did you hug my mom?
And why did you such a ass?
Well, yeah.
You'd assume that if you saw him, he would have said something.
Yeah.
There we go.
Yeah.
Just stay faithful.
And yeah, next time he goes, hug him.
Don't fucking have it.
Don't let him do it.
Because he seems to enjoy it a little bit too much.
We've hit the hour mark now.
We've got stuff to do.
I've got to go pick up the van.
£55 MOT and whatever other bits have been done.
I'm guessing nothing else has been sorted then.
Who would you say?
Yeah.
I thought there was, I don't know, tracking was out or something.
Maybe.
You know, when you just hear a bit of a whoop whoop, there's a little spinny.
So maybe it was just the tracking and he's done that for free.
Good mechanic, my mechanic is.
I mean, we haven't even spoken about Donald Trump.
He's had a boss week.
I'm sure he'll have another boss week.
He's just fucking...
I had a bit of a fucking fall last Saturday because he always seems,
after we've done a record, some good stuff comes out.
You know, so there was the Ukraine meeting that was just after the record last week.
And then no doubt something else is going to come out looking later on or tomorrow morning.
So it makes me think we need to do this on a Sunday.
We ain't got time for it.
So we'll stick to the Fridays for now.
We'll do it on a Sunday, I assume crap will come on Monday.
I don't know.
I just feel like good things happen on a Friday after we've done the record.
But yeah, he's just kidding.
He told Gazer about themselves yesterday as well, didn't he?
I'm not sure, I don't know.
Yeah, so basically, similar to what he says to Zelensky,
I'm the one that's fucking dictating his stuff.
So you've got to just play the game, otherwise you're left to yourself and you've got.
I know that Zelensky did send a formal letter after that,
the embarrassing meeting that he had, essentially saying,
look, sorry for the way I've conducted myself and I want to take the deal that's on the table
and get this C-Sport sorted out.
Whether that happens, I mean, it's got to happen because there's been a lot of agreements
for the lithium and stuff because obviously with the electric cars, wherever they're mining it from,
like Ukraine and Russia and stuff, Elon's going to benefit from that to get all the stuff for his battery cars.
Yeah, so it's got to happen because otherwise Elon's just going to be saying to Donald,
oh, come on, mate, I want my fucking batteries.
So let's get this fucking done.
Yeah, it's going to be nice to see what happens this week.
I was going to go off on a fucking rant then about fucking 2-tier care,
but we're not a politics podcast. I'll save for another time.
Blue eyes, yeah. Appreciate all the emails and the messages and that.
Whoever's signed the hotline up to Domino's Pizza as well.
Thank you.
Yeah, thanks. We'll reap the benefits of the discounts that we're getting sent out.
I don't know what they've got from that really, but yeah, thanks for that.
And yeah, links are in the description as always. Keep sending the messages in.
Probably be more than normal episode next week since we have had a few extras to try and rattle through.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't send any more messages in.
James, we'll see you next week as well, mate.
Yeah, so yeah, we shall see you later. Peace.
You can't deny.