1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts, talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Cause you won't wanna quit 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 The real talking podcast never fails 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,000 How are we everyone? Welcome to this week's episode of the real talking podcast 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 with your hosts Ash and JD 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 and we are gonna get onto them 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 probably not straight away, but we will get onto your correspondence 16 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,000 The first thing that I did wanna speak about 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 and not Donald Trump this time 18 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 we will speak about him in a bit, he's doing bits again this week, isn't he? 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:16,000 We've never been one to shog from the paranormal 20 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:21,000 or the UAPs, the drones, and whatever they're called these days 21 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Matt, I saw something else again last weekend 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 But you did? 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 So Sunday morning, it's getting to that time of year again now 24 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 where the sun's coming out earlier 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,000 So we were actually having a chill morning for a change 26 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:45,000 So I'd woke up, thought properly started to wake up 27 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 around about half past six-ish, even though I was lying there 28 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 trying not to be on my phone, because the dog's on the bottom of the bed 29 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,000 he's chilling, he's all snuck up and out, misses his asleep 30 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,000 and then whatever point it was, I started to get my phone out anyway 31 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,000 and then I looked out the window, so it is daylight now 32 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 because I like to look at the clouds, I said it last week 33 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I like to look at the sky, just be away with the fairies essentially 34 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:18,000 I was looking at the clouds and then something shiny caught my eye 35 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Now obviously there's all aeroplanes and that going around all the time 36 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,000 This was just above, so it was in the distance, but it was just above the tree line 37 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:33,000 to the right of these trees, which the trees are at the park at the back of mine 38 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:39,000 and the easiest way to describe it was a silver ball 39 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:46,000 but I could only see the bottom half, so essentially I could only see the reflection on the bottom 40 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Could it have been a balloon that's obviously as it's flying away kind of like went vertical 41 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Does that make sense? 42 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,000 No, because you'd still see the balloon shape wouldn't you? 43 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 No, no, so like... 44 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 All you want about a little kids balloon 45 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,000 No, you know like when you have a happy birthday one, but not fully round like a sphere 46 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 No, because it was definitely further away from the trees 47 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:17,000 and I'll tell you why, I know it was past the trees anyway 48 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:24,000 So I saw it for a couple of seconds because it was the flash, the way that the light was shining off of it 49 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 that caught my eye 50 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 At this point the missus woke up and she started to talk 51 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,000 and then obviously because I'm pregnant she wanted me to fucking touch her belly 52 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Well I've had to interrupt her and just say hang on, what was that? 53 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:48,000 And so, well again because I've got the air ambulance that does go to the hospital by me 54 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 and then you know helicopters around 55 00:03:50,000 --> 00:04:00,000 but I knew it was an helicopter because again the air ambulance ones, they're yellow and orange ones 56 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:08,000 and then normal helicopters, you can see them, they're not reflecting silver, they're not like a silver chrome 57 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:14,000 but it was literally like a couple of seconds of the flash that I'd seen and it's disappeared 58 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:21,000 No, again it's underneath the clouds, it wasn't in the cloud line, it's just above the tree line at this point 59 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:26,000 So I'm staring out the window, well what's going on? 60 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:32,000 So after about two minutes it's come back again and that's when I saw the shape 61 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:38,000 so I could see the bottom half of this sphere that's all chrome line 62 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,000 lasted five to ten seconds then it's disappeared again 63 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:50,000 and so obviously I'm pointing, I'm like there it is, I'm saying to the road, to the trees because there's three trees 64 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:55,000 I'm like to the road, to there, blah blah, I can't see nothing, so yeah it's gone now 65 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:04,000 I'm staring, I'm waiting, so a couple of minutes later it's back again and now it's started drifting behind the trees 66 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I still couldn't see but again I could just about see in between the branches and then it's disappeared 67 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:20,000 So probably nearly half an hour I'm staring out the window trying to watch this dome thing to do something 68 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:25,000 because again there was a plane that had already gone over and you know you see the trails off the plains 69 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:30,000 so she thought I was on about that first and maybe it was some of the trail that's dropped down 70 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I was like look at it, it's shining, it's reflecting the light, so she weren't having none of it, she couldn't see it properly 71 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:44,000 and then so by the time it got to the other side of these three trees it just completely disappeared then 72 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:54,000 So from the perspective that I could see it was probably about an inch to the left of the trees at these points 73 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,000 and then it didn't come back out again 74 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:03,000 That's weird isn't it, so what do you think you saw mate? 75 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Aliens? Aliens of course 76 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Aliens, the ringed coventry, the one in it, the one if 77 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Yeah obviously the listeners to the podcast, the vlog, I know that JD lives around there somewhere 78 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 and he spoke about wanting to get in touch with our people so let's scope the area 79 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 So they were close 80 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:28,000 But yeah it's just another one of those unexplained situations really 81 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I've never seen anything like that, I'd love to see something like that 82 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Well because it's a couple of times that I've had these kinds of experiences, I remember there was the noise situation before as well 83 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Coventry's becoming the new Scotland with the hot spots I think 84 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Do I fall that way, border Scotland have so many sightings, Wales is high but Scotland's the highest 85 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Is it because the population is less there so it's more rural? 86 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,000 If there's less people you'd expect less sightings 87 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:12,000 No no that's why I'm saying in terms of, no I get that point of view because it's just, I don't know 88 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:18,000 I think I know what you're trying to say, I think off of numbers that are reported, Scotland's high, I don't think 89 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Is it the stat of like Perkafter or something? 90 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Or is it because there's nothing there so you can see it more in the darkness 91 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,000 It's where I've imagined the Avall de la Coluche 92 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Maybe that, I don't know but it is interesting actually that day 93 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 It's always seems to be in a disney era at the time doesn't it? 94 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Yeah, for me, pretty much above Coombe Abbey, that was where I was looking 95 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Oh okay 96 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Because you know we've, like the winter time they have that light show and that kind of thing 97 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I remember years ago when they first started doing that, they didn't know they were doing a light show 98 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 I thought that it was like you know the lights off the fucking UFOs 99 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Flowing around above the clouds and it weren't until I realized I could see the light shine on the torches in the bit of the cloud 100 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:12,000 So it was around that area that this UFO was 101 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:18,000 So yeah, they're out for us, they're gonna get us, 2024 is happening 102 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Well hopefully I'll get to see some soon or experience something soon like that 103 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Maybe one day, maybe one day Ash 104 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:31,000 We'll get into a quick one of them and we shall do 105 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:36,000 What's wrong with you? 106 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:42,000 This one was from Tegel, Tegan sorry Tegel, don't know where that's come from 107 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:49,000 People that don't put things back where they got it, if you pick up more things, put it back in its place 108 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Not fully agree with this one, fully agree with it 109 00:08:52,000 --> 00:09:00,000 I suppose you can, since you've got the little one running around, you can stuff up, putting it down, throwing it, making a mess 110 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Is that where it's relatable for you? 111 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:08,000 No, it's more my stuff, my spot has designated spots where they go 112 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:14,000 So if it's not, don't put it where it isn't designated to go 113 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:20,000 So no, I fully agree with that one, with baby stuff, just go there, go on mate, just pick up as and where 114 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Well I'll try and have places for my things but for some reason the wife likes to re-designate my stuff lately 115 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:43,000 My keys for example, I'd like to put them next to the kettle because that's the first and last thing that's being used in my kitchen 116 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Well from myself, apart from the fridge if I'm going to get a drink or something 117 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:54,000 But yeah, the bottle of kettle, so when I'm up in the morning, I have a cup of tea, grab them and then I'm out 118 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Walking the dog, whatever, but no, now she's decided that I have to go in a bowl with my wally 119 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Still in the kitchen, but nowhere near to go, say nowhere near, it's like a metre and a half away 120 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 But it's not the point, it's not in my usual spot 121 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Because I like to keep the stuff together, so if it's something that I'm going to put back in the van in the morning 122 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,000 I put it with my keys, so I'll grab it at the same time 123 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:30,000 But no, she moves them and then I'll forget that, say it's carrier bags to take to Basra to go shopping afterwards 124 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,000 And then the fucking bags are in the house because they weren't left with my keys 125 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Because they were moved into the cupboard with all the rest of the fucking bags that don't need to be there 126 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 You've got that, 500 carrier bags 127 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Yeah, I keep them in my car 128 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,000 See this is what I always try to do, try and have a select few that's just left in the car 129 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:56,000 And then once I've done a bit of shopping, come back, fold the bag up, put it with my keys 130 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 So then when I'm going back into the van, it's back in there 131 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:09,000 But we've still got, not as many these days because I did go through a phase of taking older ones 132 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Or ones that are on the way out, away with me to work and then use them as rubbish bags 133 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,000 So not as many, but there's still a good pile underneath the boiler 134 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 There's just no need for it 135 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 I mean I don't pay for them anymore, but still 136 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,000 It's in the price of them now as well, these bags for Lord 137 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 The cheap plastic ones 138 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 They're just 25 pence? 139 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000 40 pence, isn't it? 140 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 At least the one I don't pay for them 141 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Yeah, fuck that 142 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:36,000 But to be fair, Lord, again the missus moaned at me the other day about it 143 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,000 I'm like, no, because I've got enough of them 144 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,000 And as far as they're aware, I've paid for them all 145 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:48,000 So if they were to question me on why I've selected no bags or not scanned it 146 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Just say, well, I've just bought one in that's ripped, that's broken 147 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 And they're meant to replace it for free anyway 148 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 I don't know 149 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Yeah, they've got to replace it for free 150 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 That's a bad thought 151 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 So that 40p, I'm not paying it 152 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Rip-offs 153 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,000 So we really feel you on this one, don't we? 154 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Yeah, we do 155 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:17,000 So I was just wondering, Moels asked what's happened to the album of the week 156 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Yeah, we started the week then 157 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,000 To be fair, the last couple of weeks we've just fucking gone off on tangents 158 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000 We promised the one week we were going to call out the correspondence 159 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 And we didn't do none of it 160 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Last week we did half of them 161 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Was there an album that you would recommend, might be sweet 162 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,000 To be honest, I can't remember what other ones I was 163 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Because I have been listening to more music again lately 164 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 But I can't remember what ones I was going to suggest 165 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:50,000 This week though, it's a small band called Olly Sixty 166 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 So they're kind of like a country 167 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Almost a rock sort of style of music 168 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Their first EP, there was like five songs on there 169 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Really good though, got quite a raspy voice and that 170 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Not long songs 171 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:15,000 And then you can tell it's written from life experiences and that as well 172 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 So yeah, Olly Sixty, give them a listen 173 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 There you go, another album of the week's back 174 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 By artists of the week on this one though 175 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 But it is, there's like three or four of them 176 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 There's the one singer and then his little band around him 177 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Which tends to be how bands work a lot of them 178 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000 Well yeah, it'd be hard, not to me 179 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Yeah, so, it's the been 180 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000 We do do this and that there 181 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I was going to say, sorry 182 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 No, I was going to say, has there been any albums or anything that you've listened to this week 183 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,000 To be honest, all this week if I've listened to music 184 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000 It's just been certain songs, not albums 185 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,000 So no, I haven't got one this week 186 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 But I will bear anymore next week 187 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Okay, okay 188 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Now back to me 189 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 We are going for him at the moment, mate 190 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000 This one's from Poppin' Castey 191 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Old golden alder, the old puppet shagga 192 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 She did actually this year 193 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:28,000 She won't admit to me, but yeah 194 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,000 So she says about scripted reality TV shows 195 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Why are they still like this with all the fake drama 196 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 You know what gets, sorry 197 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 You know what gets me? 198 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 The ghost shows 199 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 I think I've mentioned before on the podcast 200 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Where it happens and like 201 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 They scream and then it goes to a different camera angle 202 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 But then in the different camera angle you don't see 203 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 The cameraman that's right in front of them 204 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000 That's got the original face shock 205 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 So yeah, I hide that corner still 206 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I haven't watched any of the ghost programs for a long time now 207 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 But saying that, I'm going away in a couple of weeks 208 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 So probably will get some of them 209 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Classic caravan programs on 210 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000 A bit of the gold diggers 211 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Storage wars 212 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Or like American Pickers 213 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 American Pickers, that's what I'm trying to think of 214 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 When it comes on on TV 215 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 I watch it 216 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 It's just good, I don't know 217 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,000 When I'm sitting there with the TV 218 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 I'm playing my switch or something 219 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 So when the American Pickers comes on 220 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 And some of the other ones anyway 221 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 I'll spend more time watching that 222 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 And then it gets to the frag 223 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 I'm like, oh shit, I was playing this 224 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 So it's a good job I don't try and go for time achievements 225 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Because there'll be no books 226 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000 In terms of reality TV 227 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I can't stand it 228 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 I've never really had fun 229 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I've never 230 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Well, the ghost programs and that, yeah 231 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000 But the locks of Geordie Shaw and all that 232 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 I used to watch that, but then it got to 233 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 It was the same 234 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 It went the same 235 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 I don't know man 236 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 I've never been into any of them 237 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 That little one and whatever 238 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000 But when I was at your brother's the other week 239 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 He's sitting there 240 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 I was like, what the fuck is these shows? 241 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 And I'm not sure that was Geordie Shaw 242 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 I thought, yeah, but it's different now 243 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Because some of the original cast, they're older 244 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 And they've got families and whatever 245 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000 And I'm like, okay, still fucking shit, Annie 246 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 But you know, it's 247 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Some of them are 248 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Sorry, the dog's just standing all over everything 249 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yeah, some of them are just going to make a bit of money, aren't they? 250 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 That's it 251 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 And it means being scripted 252 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 You know what though? 253 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Imagine being young though 254 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 And getting paid just to go out 255 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 And get drunk 256 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 And getting paid to do it 257 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 And now you're older 258 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 And you get paid just to go out 259 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000 And not to get drunk 260 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000 But you get burned basically 261 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Yeah, we'll have a little social beer 262 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:04,000 But no, I get what you're saying, Kirsty 263 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Yeah, would be nice 264 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:11,000 But all I'd say to that is just start watching them rather 265 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Yeah, don't switch your mind 266 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 I don't know, stick to YouTube, Netflix 267 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I don't know, some of the other stuff that's meant to be scripted 268 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Really 269 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Not her 270 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Because again, I don't know how to call it a reality TV show 271 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 And it's not reality 272 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 If it's scripted, it's not real 273 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,000 So yeah, I don't know how to get away with it 274 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 But obviously people are watching it 275 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 So they're running money and they're going to keep doing it really aren't they? 276 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 I couldn't do it, man 277 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Fuck that 278 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 But fair enough 279 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 If you get paid, you could do it 280 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Oh no, I'll do that next time, John 281 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 When they start being a bit more angry, bro 282 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 No, you don't have to 283 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 You could do it 284 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 You could do it 285 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 If it was something that pissed me off 286 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000 They wouldn't need to direct me on that one 287 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 It's just weird 288 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 I was after bold storylines 289 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 I think I could do it, man 290 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 For the money they're on, yeah 291 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 But if they're going to build storylines 292 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 I might as well be writing for EastEnders, isn't that? 293 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 No, I think it's different 294 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000 I think with those reality TV shows 295 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I think as long as some of the stuff is real 296 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000 And some of the names and stuff like that 297 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 They can get away with it 298 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Just, you know 299 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah, I don't know actually 300 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I'm off the charts, you know 301 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 But I'm not a big fan of them 302 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,000 I thought you liked watching the Love Island and all that 303 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,000 No, I used to like it when they used to like After You Fuck 304 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 And stuff like that 305 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 They used to like now they play the game 306 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 You can see they play the game now 307 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Because you play the game, you do better after 308 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Okay 309 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 So if you come off better on the show 310 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 You seem to have a better career after the show 311 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000 But now I used to like when they used to 312 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Like proper kick off and stuff 313 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 But that's not allowed no more 314 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 That's close, though 315 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Have you seen any of the clips of the Spanish one? 316 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Oh, Temptation Island or something 317 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Yeah, that one's a mad one 318 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 I don't know why would you even do that show 319 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 That show's mad 320 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Because it was only the main ball 321 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Equipped that I'd seen 322 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 The guy is a lot fucking crying 323 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Then he's running across the beach 324 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 To try and get back to the other side or something 325 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 So he gets to her 326 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 And then the next night she does it again 327 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Well, because I was reading through the comments 328 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000 So essentially she done that 329 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Because he had a dance with whatever woman 330 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Which that's a part of the game 331 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 You meant to get tempted, aren't you? 332 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Yeah 333 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 So yeah, he's had the dance 334 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Not done anything, just danced 335 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 And then she wasn't happy about it 336 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,000 So she ended up fucking getting banged 337 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 On black and white night vision 338 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 In the bed on the other side of the island 339 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Yeah, no 340 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 He's up screaming on the beach at the TV 341 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 No, no, no, no, no, no 342 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,000 When you go for a show called Temptation Island 343 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,000 And the thing's set up for you to cheat 344 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Because I have watched the first season of The American Mono 345 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 A few episodes 346 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 I didn't know there was an American one to be fair 347 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 So basically you're couples 348 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 And all the lads go to a different villa 349 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000 And all the females go to a different villa 350 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Then they introduce single males into the females 351 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 And single females into the males 352 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 And then I have to do like live with them 353 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 To see if the temptation's there 354 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,000 And obviously if the temptation's there 355 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 You're not meant to be together 356 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,000 And if you can somehow overcome these temptations 357 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 To normally go off and get married or that 358 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 You know, the gist of it 359 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Are they strong enough? You know, and stuff like this 360 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Yeah 361 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 I couldn't do it 362 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 It would've worn me off 363 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 It was bad enough when the Mrs. was working on the bar 364 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,000 With people just trying it on 365 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Trying to chat her up and whatever 366 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Which, you know, I can't moan too much 367 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Because I already did that 368 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,000 That was our fucking wuder back in the day 369 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,000 But yeah, doing it for a TV show as well 370 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 When it's forced for me 371 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Yeah, yeah, like it's literally designed for it to happen 372 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Yeah, wouldn't want to do it man 373 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Fuck that 374 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Yeah, too much of a nuisance 375 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 No, it would be 376 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Yeah 377 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 To say the least 378 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Yeah, so first they start watching the fucking shit TV programs 379 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 That's what I'm saying 380 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Yeah 381 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Stick to films 382 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Or some of the album recommendations that were banging out consistently 383 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:34,000 There was a question from Royley 384 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Why do men seem more afraid of having children 385 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:45,000 When women objectively have it worse in pregnancy, birth and infancy? 386 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Oh, that's, well 387 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 So he's a bit of a thinker, his wife 388 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Yeah, I mean 389 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Do you want to take this one, why have a little think about it 390 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Because obviously you're in the moment now 391 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 From a different stage to where I am 392 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 So it would be nice to get your perspective on this 393 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Obviously your partner's pregnant 394 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 So 395 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,000 I'd say for me really 396 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,000 I've not been afraid to have any children 397 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000 For a good few years 398 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 I've just said basically when she's ready 399 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Then we'll have kids 400 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Not meaning to put the pressure onto her 401 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 But it's just because she's a few years younger 402 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000 And obviously women with the biological clock 403 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,000 So it was putting the ball into her park 404 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,000 But years ago before I was with the Misses and that 405 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000 It was more so 406 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Just wanting to be old fashioned really 407 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Wanting to be in a committed relationship 408 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 And married and all that 409 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Before having kids 410 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Whereas it is too common 411 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Where young fucking pregnancies 412 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 When we was in school and fresh out of school and that 413 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 The girls having fucking kids straight away 414 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,000 And young single parents 415 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 When you can't even look after yourself 416 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,000 You wouldn't want to bring someone else into the fucking equation really 417 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 So I always felt 418 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:19,000 But no I've never personally been afraid about doing it 419 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,000 And then yeah I mean 420 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Is it worse than getting kicked in the balls? 421 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 It's definitely not worse than getting kicked in the balls 100% 422 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 That's just a ridiculous comment to make 423 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 But I do agree with you 424 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 I think for me personally 425 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 I don't know if it's for everyone 426 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Obviously a lot of our lads had kids young 427 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 And you could see you'd ask them to do stuff 428 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 And when you're younger you want to go out 429 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,000 You want to knock the car and I'm looking after the kids all of that 430 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I've got no money this and that 431 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,000 And you don't appreciate that at the time 432 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Suppose when you're younger and you want to go out 433 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000 And you want to still chill with your mates every weekend 434 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Because now 435 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 If I did nothing for the weekend 436 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Probably I'd probably prefer it 437 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 But back then you'd want to go out 438 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 So maybe that's for me 439 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 As I was younger 440 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 That's my point of view where 441 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 That's what put me off having kids 442 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 I didn't want to be in a situation 443 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 With having a kid where 444 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 You didn't have your own flesh 445 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 You weren't, not so much sell off 446 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 But 447 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 You're better off financially 448 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 In terms of 449 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 You're not 450 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 At the bottom of it 451 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 You're not just starting out 452 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Yeah well we've touched on it before 453 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 You know 454 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 It's not a selfish thing to think 455 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 You want to be financially stable 456 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 To be able to provide for the kids 457 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 We grew up 458 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Never having everything we wanted 459 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Straight away or anything 460 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 We had to wait for things 461 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 If we needed clothes or cooking tools or whatever 462 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 We had to wait or disable our own pocket money 463 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Or whatever 464 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 After what now with Covid 465 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Which comes first 466 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Yeah but 467 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Wanting to think in a bigger picture 468 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 As you just say, put them first 469 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 I think that's a more mature 470 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Approach really 471 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 I think we've answered that 472 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Well actually mate 473 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I think a lot of women are triggered 474 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 About them believing that 475 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Pregnancy is worse than getting kicked in the balls 476 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Like well you know 477 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 We've done well there 478 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 There was no lies told in that 479 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 No I feel like it was quite an open 480 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Honest and real 481 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Take on the question 482 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 To be fair 483 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Open podcast 484 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 We've got to be serious sometimes 485 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Well we can mix it up 486 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Calmly 487 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 We said it before we're versatile 488 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 All versatile 489 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Look at us smashing knees out now 490 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 That still happens sometimes 491 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 God 492 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 We've got a tattoo update 493 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 As well 494 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Oh yes yes yes yes yes 495 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 So yeah 496 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Just a little recap 497 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 We had a bad tattoo 498 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Wasn't happy with it and we said a couple of things 499 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 So that says that 500 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 They'd already been back to the tattoo shop 501 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 And that 502 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 They're now working on getting it 503 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Rectified along with additional 504 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Work 505 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 So it's now going to be 506 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 A full leg piece 507 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Traditional car and floral 508 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Asian style 509 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Obviously I think we all understand 510 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 What the story is going for 511 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 I can imagine that 512 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Sorry that was maniac 513 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 That anyone could hear that 514 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Yeah no 515 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 I'm happy that everything's in place 516 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 It's been rectified 517 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 It would be interesting if 518 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 It's the same tattoo artist 519 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 I know he said he's gone to the same shop 520 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 But I wonder if it's the same artist 521 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 That he's trusting to do it 522 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Because would you 523 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 That's my point of view 524 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Because it depends 525 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 I bleed as well 526 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 I mean it will bleed 527 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 But 528 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 I bleed a lot with the tattoos I do 529 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 What is this one you can't handle it or why? 530 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Just ginger ain't it? 531 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Thin skin 532 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Is that really a thing? 533 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 I think it is because of being ginger 534 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 I don't know why you're laughing so hard 535 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Why would that make you bleed? 536 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Obviously we've already got 537 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 The skin pigment thing 538 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 That's why we have to wear 539 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Back to 600 to be out in the cold 540 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 OK fair one 541 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I apologise for laughing 542 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 I was always having a good laugh 543 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 It has something to do with the pale skin 544 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Thing and that 545 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 But you ain't that pale 546 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Really 547 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 When you think about it 548 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 I'm not too bad 549 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 But in the arms 550 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 But in the summer time 551 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Obviously you do 552 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 I do wear the cream a lot 553 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 You do get a bit of colour too 554 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 I feel like because I'm 555 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Either driving or out 556 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Quite a lot 557 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 So even though I've got the cream on 558 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 I don't burn 559 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 I do just get a little bit of colour 560 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Whereas I have burnt in the past 561 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 So I'm just learning from experience 562 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 But yeah I have had 563 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 With the tattoo artist 564 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Saying 565 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Essentially because 566 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 They're having to work more 567 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Because there's blood coming out 568 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 When they shouldn't be 569 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 But not as much 570 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 So it's harder for them 571 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 So it could be something like that 572 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Where they just struggled 573 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 With a bit of bleeding 574 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Or something maybe 575 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Couldn't get it rose 576 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 But I'd like to think 577 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 That 578 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 If the artist hasn't got 579 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 A good enough excuse to sit 580 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Or fall back on 581 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 That he's going to be one of the other employees 582 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Taken over 583 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Because it's their 584 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Business at the end of the day 585 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 They've got to make sure there's no negative 586 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Emergency out there 587 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Well we're glad that's 588 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Been resolved 589 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Well we didn't resolve anything 590 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Since it was done before we actually 591 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Got a little bit of a bondage to it 592 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 But yeah glad they're getting back on speed 593 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Chaos 594 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 It's not the dog it's the baby 595 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Running around 596 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 I was going to say the 597 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Winter one for me tonight 598 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 It's the little flower ones 599 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 It is a wind thing though isn't it 600 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Where obviously wind flows it around 601 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Remember the cheap ones that we had when we were kids 602 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Where it was just similar to the Christmas decorations 603 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Where it was like a foil 604 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Four points just wrapped around 605 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 And then you'd blow it, spin it around 606 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Speaking of blowing 607 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 I got the dogs some 608 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Bubbles so you know you get the little 609 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Pop, pull it out and you blow the bubbles 610 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 But they were flavored 611 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Ones so the 612 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Idea is so they were duck 613 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Flavored so 614 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 You know you meant to blow the bubbles 615 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 And the dogs walking, jumping around, eating the 616 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Bubbles on that 617 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Didn't give a fuck 618 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Blowing them right in, well say I was 619 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 The missus was doing it 620 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Blowing the bubbles right at him, struggling to 621 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Blow the thing 622 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Obviously you've got the little stick 623 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 And you meant to hold it in front of your mate and 624 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Blow you, nah 625 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Holding it basically next to each other 626 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 And wondering why the bubbles weren't 627 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 I don't think, I've ever heard anyone 628 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Not being able to blow bubbles mate 629 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Well she don't fucking blow anything mate 630 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Fuck you mate 631 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Yeah couldn't do it 632 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 So I've had to correct her while she's 633 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Still drawing and then when she finally got 634 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Them coming out 635 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 They weren't interested 636 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Five pound wasted 637 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 So if I remember I'll bring them and see for 638 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Little alchobol also 639 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 Zero calories mate 640 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 So you ain't got to worry about getting drunk yeah 641 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 It's a shame 642 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 He's alright, he fucking loves it 643 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 He loves his scram 644 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 We've got to get James out of the way 645 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 We haven't worked, he loves it 646 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 He said 647 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 I'm gonna fucking go back 648 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 To it and don't actually scroll past again 649 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 So obviously we're not a football 650 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Podcast, James loves to talk about football 651 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 Shame you 652 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Will lose to Arsenal this weekend 653 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 We want to hold the trophy 654 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Early 655 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Well it looks like that's going to be the case 656 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Yeah if Arsenal don't win on Sunday 657 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Then they've had a shock 658 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Of a day 659 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 But it doesn't work that way 660 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Anyway, even if Liverpool mathematically win in the next couple of weeks 661 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 The Premier League trophy 662 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Still have to wait until the end of the season 663 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 I thought they'd have it when they're winning 664 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 No, so it'll get announced 665 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 But the proper celebration 666 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 They have to wait until the end of the season 667 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Don't they? 668 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Oh yeah 669 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 So they'll have to hold it and fucking start walking around a pitch with you 670 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 They have to wait 671 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 So yeah 672 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 But don't worry mate, you'll have the open top 673 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Bus parade 674 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Soon enough 675 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 I'm sure it'll be on the lamppost 676 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Standing on top of a bus stop 677 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Yeah, get on 678 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 He loves it 679 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Thanks James 680 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 I mean they were lucky the other night weren't they 681 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 PSG fucking 682 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Yeah I didn't watch it but 683 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Well it was just Alisson 684 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 To be fair, there was a couple of 685 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Poor missies 686 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 From PSG but Alisson did have a good game 687 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 And then 688 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Yeah, they nicked the win in the end 689 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Which as we said 690 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Those ones win the fucking 691 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 The titles and the 692 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Cups and stuff like that 693 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Fair play but 694 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Yeah, we'll still go back to 695 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 We'll see what happens next season 696 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 For Liverpool, not United 697 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Nothing fucking going to happen with them 698 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Pancake day the other day 699 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Did you have some pancakes? 700 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 I did not have pancakes 701 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 I think I asked you this last year, you're not a big pancake fan are you? 702 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 No I am but 703 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 I just never really 704 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Woke and go pancakes 705 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 But I did not have his pancakes back 706 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Well I didn't have them for breakfast 707 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 I did do them on the night time 708 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 More of a crepe style as well 709 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 But obviously because it was leading up to it 710 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 And you do your scrawling through TikTok 711 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 And that as most people do 712 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Obviously there was a lot of recipes in that pro and out there 713 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 But the amount of people that I saw 714 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 That I saw 715 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 That I saw 716 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 That I saw 717 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 That didn't know how to make pancakes 718 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 So the lazy way is to go to 719 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Your Asda's and whatever 720 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 And you can borrow the bottles with the powder mix 721 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 And you just add water 722 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Give it a good shake 723 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 And you just make your pancakes that way 724 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 But you're given a look now as if to say 725 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 You don't know how to make pancakes 726 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 I know there's a different way 727 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 But if it was pancakes that would be the way 728 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 So from scratch you wouldn't know what to do? 729 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 No I've been selling pancakes 730 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Jesus Christ 731 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 So 732 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 I love the ready made ones 733 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 We're just fucking the pro only ones 734 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 You just bang them in 735 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 So the ready made pancakes 736 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Yeah yeah 737 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Yeah no, Fado is like getting ready made ones and that 738 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 But if you make them from scratch it's easy 739 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 It's just fucking 740 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 So a basic recipe 741 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 When you think of 1, 2, 3 742 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 100 grams of flour 743 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Flour 744 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Eggs 745 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 300ml of milk 746 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Give it a mix 747 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 And then start frying them bad boys up 748 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 That's a basic 749 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 There's more ways to do it 750 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 You can add some fucking 751 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Baking soda and this and that 752 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 To get thicker ones, fluffy ones 753 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 But yeah for a standard crepe style pancake 754 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 And it was shocking 755 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 And you've shocked me as well 756 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 I'm disappointed 757 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I don't have them enough 758 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 To 759 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Even think about cooking them 760 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 You need to start cooking more though 761 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Don't you? 762 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 I can see all the missus in the background giving a fucking lot of approval there 763 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 She ain't 764 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 But yeah 765 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 It was just a funny comment to make 766 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Comedy I mean 767 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 I don't like cooking though, I think you have to enjoy cooking 768 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Carla's a good cook, she don't believe me when I say 769 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 I don't think so but she's a good cook 770 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Or if it's like if you've got a cook cook 771 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 What cook if your thing's going to be 772 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Rubbish 773 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 No but you've got to have a go yourself 774 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 Try a bit more 775 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Once you're done here it's just takeaway mate 776 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 That's laser, it's a waste of money 777 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 You have to wait to get your own things 778 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Because you're putting a babby 779 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 First and then you're putting yourself first with a takeaway 780 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Yeah 781 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 It's terrible 782 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I'm thinking about attempting 783 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Doing a beef Wellington this weekend 784 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Never done one yet 785 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Oh okay, not sure what they are yeah 786 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 So they're supposed to be hard to cook, is it like 787 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 It's a lot of work to go in 788 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Yes 789 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Depending on what way you're going to do 790 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 It's a bit where you have to cull it in, it's not done right 791 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 It just explodes 792 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Not explodes but like soggy 793 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Yeah you can do it 794 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Yeah if you 795 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Yeah it can be soggy pastry and that 796 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 But yeah it can be like a two day process 797 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 I'm not going to do 798 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 That full size one 799 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Because it will be a small beef joint if I do do it 800 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 It's not going to be soggy 801 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 But yeah 802 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 I've seen enough videos and that over the years 803 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 I'm just going to give it a go 804 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I'm going to get the pre-made pastry 805 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 I've already got some mushrooms 806 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 I just need to get a little beef joint 807 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 So essentially you precook your beef 808 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Do the washing with the mushrooms 809 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 And that, put it on the pastry 810 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Beef in, roll it up 811 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 And then 812 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Roll it up in cling film 813 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 So it stays compact 814 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 And then you can put the flowers 815 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Pull it back out 816 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 If you want to put some decorative pastry on the top 817 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Bit of egg wash 818 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 In the oven, bam done 819 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 So yeah I'm tempted to do that this weekend 820 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Let's give it a go 821 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 If you think you can perform eh 822 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Doing the chicken curry as well 823 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 All the fresh chicken and everything to give it a fucking go 824 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Why not have a curry fry just 825 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 I'll enjoy it man 826 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 I was thinking about doing the cat soup curry again but 827 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 Nah 828 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 I've got some chicken curry from scratch 829 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Got some pork crackers as well 830 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 I'm even going to do 831 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Fresh rice 832 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 No fucking micro rice 833 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 No Uncle Ben's? Nah 834 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Just reminds me of Spiderman too much 835 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Brings a tear to my heart 836 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Fucking 837 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Fucking 838 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 I nearly cried on the other day 839 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Because I'd finished 840 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Playing 841 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Final Fantasy 16 842 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 And like 843 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Good storyline and all that 844 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 But at the end 845 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 I'm not going to spoil the whole thing 846 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 For anyone that does want to play it 847 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 But at the end you've got the one woman crying 848 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 And the dog's fucking crying 849 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Holding at the fucking moon and that 850 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 And it just hits the fucking emotions 851 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 Because you know that your dog 852 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Would be sad if anything happened to you 853 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 And I was like I was holding it in man 854 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 Like no don't cry 855 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 At a fucking video game 856 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Terrible man 857 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 The amount of TikToks and that 858 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I saw a post this morning actually 859 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Not too far from us 860 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 But there's a dog 861 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Pleading for fucking 862 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 A new home for him and that was going to get put down tomorrow 863 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Didn't have a baby on the way 864 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 I fucking had him man 865 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 When you see these posts and that 866 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 Yeah some one will have it hopefully 867 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 I was meant to bring it up on the fucking 868 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Part of last year now 869 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Because they've 870 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 They can clone your dog 871 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Yeah I think they bring it up 872 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 No we spoke about 873 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Wanting to speak about it and then we never got round to it 874 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Because it was just after I'd been away 875 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Last time 876 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Because it was while I was away 877 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 That it was on ITV 878 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 News talking about it 879 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 And also whilst I was away I was fucking 880 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Sitting on the toilet crying my eyes out 881 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Watching a video of a man 882 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Talking about his dog that's on his last legs 883 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 And that 884 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Fucking it's not good man 885 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Literally sitting there crying 886 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 You know a grown ass man 887 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 But it's good to be in touch with your emotions 888 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 But that's why I was going to bring it up 889 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 At that point 890 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Because it weren't, I don't think it was too bad 891 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Of a price to be fair 892 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 I think it was around 15 grand 893 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Which I know it's still a lot of money 894 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 But 895 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Is it something that you think 896 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 If you had that spared 897 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Do you think you'd do it for a little healthy boy? 898 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Yeah if money weren't an option 899 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Or I had a lot more of it 900 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 I don't know actually 901 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 I don't know 902 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Obviously 903 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 It'd be more 904 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 You know when you know it's coming to the end 905 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 But I wouldn't know actually 906 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 So obviously 907 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Because it's not 908 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 A major thing still at the moment 909 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 I'd like to see 910 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 After more of it's done to whether 911 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 They still grow up with the same 912 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Like mentality and all that 913 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I know that they're going to look the same 914 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 But are they going to 915 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 If the dog's a little prick 916 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 You're not going to bring them up the same 917 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 No Aya 918 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Because you're going to be like 919 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 So say like for instance 920 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Alfie now 921 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 We had him when we were in our 20s 922 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 We're not going to bring him up as if he was in our 20s 923 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 So he's going to be brought up different 924 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 So he's not going to have the same 925 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 He's not going to be the same 926 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 He's going to get brought up different 927 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Each and every egg would be the same 928 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 But it doesn't mean his character since he was in his 20s 929 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Because we're not the same 930 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 As we were then 931 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Yeah 932 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Did you know what I'm saying 933 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 So I suppose all dogs they'll think will prior factor 934 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 So it'd be hard to say actually 935 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 But it would be interesting to see what you're saying 936 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 How the dog grows 937 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Yeah I suppose if there was a 938 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Controlled environment where it was 939 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Going to be the same circumstances 940 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 The raising would still be the same 941 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 I'd imagine mine at the moment would still be the same 942 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Because he's fucking ignorant man 943 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 But the no 944 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Well he definitely knows what you're saying 945 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 But yeah just fucking 946 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 But 947 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Even because he likes to get up on the sofa with me 948 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 But most of the time 949 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 I'll have to move stuff out of the way 950 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 So I fucking 951 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 The other dog moves stuff 952 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Off the one part of the sofa because he puts his chin on 953 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Or he gives notice 954 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 To say I want to come up 955 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 So moves stuff off there 956 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 And then he moves 957 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 To another part of the sofa and gets on there 958 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 You know what I've just done 959 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 You've made me move this 960 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Now you've gone there and he gives me a look because he said 961 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Yeah because you're the bitch 962 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Yeah put you in your place 963 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Yeah 964 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 No uh 965 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 I kick him sometimes just to let him know 966 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 He's a little 967 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Deep sometimes 968 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Fucking 969 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Again just 970 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Walking this morning so I've had today 971 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 A band-aid and a moat 972 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 So I've had a free day 973 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Woman walking a little pug 974 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 And this pug's just been sick so she's trying to 975 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Clean it off the floor a little bit 976 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 And he's there trying to lick it and everything 977 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 You know when they're properly pulling it 978 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 I'm like mate what are you doing 979 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Wanting to have a little playa and that 980 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 So he's bouncing around, my dog's bouncing around 981 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 And then he keeps going towards the sink 982 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 The woman's trying to pick it up 983 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 So I've had to walk him to the road like dragging him away 984 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Let her fucking do what she wants 985 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 And then uh yeah she's ended up 986 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Walking with me and obviously 987 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 Talking then, still don't get it 988 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 But I had the conversation with the missus 989 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 The other day as well, just don't get 990 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Like I've got my headphones on but I don't need 991 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Conversations 992 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Maybe she now noticed my ear 993 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Headphones on so maybe it's just 994 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Like a sign that the headphones there 995 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 So like maybe the more approachable 996 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Maybe she'll have no headphones 997 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 On her earphones in, maybe she'll get the earbuds 998 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 But even when I've got 999 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 The earbuds, which I've lost by the 1000 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 While, I need to get some new ones, don't know how I've lost them 1001 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 But yeah, and that's 1002 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Kind of how it works obviously losing 1003 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Things 1004 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 But yeah, it's the big 1005 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Overhead headphones 1006 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 And then it's obvious because I'm pressing pause 1007 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Moving it up 1008 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 To have a conversation, then I keep 1009 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Sliding it back and then they carry on talking 1010 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 So I have to move it back again 1011 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 But just don't get the hint 1012 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 It's uh, rather annoying 1013 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 But 1014 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 You know, I suppose that's just uh 1015 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 One of the things that we have to 1016 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Pull up with sometimes 1017 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 When you're an approachable person that is 1018 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 With all the good conversation 1019 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 All the chat skills 1020 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 So yeah, James 1021 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 Enjoy 1022 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 The rest of the season while you can 1023 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 I don't know how much more 1024 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 He can try and push out to me to be fair 1025 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 I think as long as you keep 1026 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Responding to it mate 1027 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 You should just go, yeah we got a message from James 1028 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Now Kersi also said 1029 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 Then move on to someone else 1030 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Break his little heart though, won't he? 1031 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 No, on a Sunday 1032 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 9 o'clock 1033 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Puts it on doesn't it? 1034 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 This podcast, skips it to the 1035 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Fast forward it to 1036 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 His name 1037 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Yeah, there I am 1038 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Yeah, I have to start just throwing 1039 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 James in at random points 1040 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Just to fuck you, so he doesn't know that it's for him 1041 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 So 1042 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 A couple new world orders now then 1043 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Jess? 1044 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 No? Oh yeah, sorry 1045 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 I was thinking that it was one from the other week 1046 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 But it isn't 1047 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Or would send any vehicle 1048 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Modified to make extra 1049 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Exhaust pod noise 1050 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Straight to the crushing company 1051 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 It's those ones are like 1052 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Are really old and loud 1053 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Like the new ones are 1054 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Kind of sound spoilier anyway 1055 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 But those old ones are like 1056 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 That's the 1057 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Mod that's on it as well 1058 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Yeah 1059 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 There is no need for it 1060 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 No, any big fan of all that but no I agree 1061 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Yeah, there's a fucking 1062 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Vauxhall Sphere that 1063 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 The car doesn't leave but the owner leaves up the road 1064 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 From there and they've modded that 1065 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 They've put the extra 1066 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Big wheels on, black alloys 1067 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Fucking 1068 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Changes the exhausts because 1069 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Apparently it's a sporty car so 1070 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 It's got two exhaust pipes 1071 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 And he revs the pod out of it 1072 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 The speed bumps on my road 1073 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 It's a score road and 1074 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 You shouldn't even be going 30 on it 1075 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 But he fucking rags the life out of it 1076 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 To the speed bumps 1077 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 And then fucking slows down, then fucking rags it 1078 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Again and again, I'm like Jesus Christ 1079 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Get the fucking hint mate 1080 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Anytime if I'm walking a dog he drives past me 1081 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 I just give him the head shake 1082 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Like there's no need mate 1083 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Like what's the point 1084 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 But even me mate, me Polish friend 1085 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 That I still don't know his name, he's got his bike 1086 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 And I was chatting to him the other day 1087 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 And that's the fear 1088 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Of driving fast 1089 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 And he's like I know my 1090 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Bike's late but there's no need for that 1091 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Is that? Like mate I hear you as well 1092 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 I know when he 1093 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Rides past my house because I know what his bike 1094 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Sounds like, which even worse 1095 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 At the moment because he got run over the other day 1096 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 You know as that 1097 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 While the other car was going so fast 1098 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Fucking, so with the general 1099 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Car park, the 1100 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Lanes, it's like a T junction 1101 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 And so as he's on the straight 1102 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 The car's pulled straight out into the 1103 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 So I would have been fucking 1104 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Dented his exhaust and 1105 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 Scratched the car up and that, he's fucking 1106 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Walking with him, he's like you doing 1107 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 The insurance, he's like no I can't be asked 1108 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 Fucking, I was 1109 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 I'd be claiming the fuck out of him 1110 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 But, no 1111 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 I don't know 1112 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 If it's the Polish in him that doesn't want to 1113 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Deal with the 1114 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Haggro, the aggro 1115 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 Fucking aggro 1116 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Yeah 1117 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 Whether it's that I don't know 1118 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 But yeah he's fucking 1119 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Just walking around 1120 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 With his limp 1121 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 He'll be alright 1122 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 But it's like 1123 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Because he's got to pay a couple hundred to get the bits 1124 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Sorted out 1125 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 He's not long got the bike as well 1126 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Probably about 12 months ago 1127 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 But you know 1128 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Because he had been sitting in someone's garage 1129 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 For a long time 1130 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 So he already had to change 1131 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 A load of things, you know 1132 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Do brakes, fucking 1133 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 I think he did put a new exhaust on as well 1134 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Fucking 1135 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 He's had to do a lot of stuff to get it into 1136 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Good condition anyway 1137 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 And then yeah, some fucking hits in to him 1138 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 It's why I'm bothered about getting a decent van 1139 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 I say a decent van 1140 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 The van's fucking solid 1141 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 But I'm getting a newer vehicle and that because 1142 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 There's too many idiots out there 1143 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 At least if someone, well I have had people hit into that 1144 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Right on arse 1145 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Dented and whatever 1146 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Fucking it's a solid van 1147 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Older vehicles so it's not going to crumble as well 1148 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Like most of the new ones do 1149 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 So yeah 1150 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Noisy vehicles 1151 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Straight in the bin 1152 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Forget it 1153 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Not sending to the impound 1154 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 But 1155 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 I thought the police were meant to have fucking 1156 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Some shit in there anyway 1157 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 Yeah, so there is something there 1158 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 A lot of the people 1159 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 I really spend a lot of money on the cars 1160 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 They can turn the valve on the exhaust off 1161 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 So basically you can either have it 1162 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 Fully open or half closed so it isn't as loud 1163 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 That's why the hybrid ones are a 1164 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Good idea 1165 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Because obviously you can start in electric mode 1166 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 So you're not waking neighbors at first 1167 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 In the morning, only turning over 1168 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 And then once you get to 1169 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 The main road, switch 1170 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 To your petrol then 1171 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Switch to your combustion engine 1172 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 And then there you go 1173 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Then start making noise 1174 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Yeah but you don't 1175 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 If you want to draw a carriage ride or something 1176 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 It doesn't matter 1177 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 If you want to res jense at 5 o'clock 1178 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 In the morning 1179 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 I've had that as well 1180 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 The geese are next door 1181 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Well they used to live there 1182 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 A lot of times I'd go out in the morning 1183 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 And I'm like mate, just because I'm up in Europe 1184 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Doesn't mean you should be sitting in your car 1185 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Reving your engine 1186 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 And it wasn't like he was doing it to defrost it 1187 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Or anything, it would just be randomly 1188 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 At half four on a Tuesday 1189 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 In the middle of summer 1190 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 And he'd have his music on and that as well 1191 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 I'm like mate 1192 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 There's other people 1193 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Wound it in 1194 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 His name is Ashley as well 1195 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:16,000 I wasn't scared though 1196 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,000 We've got another new world order 1197 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000 From Joe 1198 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 So their law would be 1199 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 That the whole world 1200 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 Has to abide to the same driving rules 1201 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 So everyone drives 1202 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 On the same side 1203 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Traffic lights run the same 1204 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Giveaways, stocked lines 1205 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Etc 1206 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 That way when travelling to another country 1207 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 Nothing changes 1208 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Yeah that's a dish 1209 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Not it, but it's like choosing 1210 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 Which system to go with 1211 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 Depending on where they're from 1212 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 They'd want to choose their own one 1213 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 A lot the way the 1214 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Americans one is 1215 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 We do have it at some junctions here as well 1216 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Where 1217 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 A left turn 1218 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 You can still turn left when the lights aren't red 1219 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 But with our ones 1220 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 It'll give that green arrow 1221 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 To say yeah you can't take that left 1222 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 But with American Sprite 1223 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 I'm just saying it with our own 1224 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 I'm just saying the American 1225 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 We don't know why 1226 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 That reminds me of Euro Trip 1227 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 The film 1228 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 When Vinnie Jones 1229 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Is driving 1230 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 On the left hand side 1231 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 But with France 1232 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 It's on the fucking roads 1233 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 It's like these fucking French fuckers 1234 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:44,000 All the time 1235 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Get off the wrong side of the road 1236 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 And they're like when they 1237 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 They get to Italy 1238 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Just all chysing 1239 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 We're all fairly chysing 1240 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Just because he's wearing his national team 1241 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Not full shirt in his own country 1242 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 I'm sure he has a 1243 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 Grocery bag as well 1244 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Welcome to get in it or something 1245 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Or pasta 1246 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Since it was in Italy 1247 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,000 And yes 1248 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 They were reasonable 1249 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Very reasonable 1250 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:26,000 I'm not 100% on this one 1251 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 They could play 1252 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 So yes 1253 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,520 training them how to drive properly as well. 1254 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:38,520 They'd have to be an official company to take over 1255 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,960 a universe, not just the first, 1256 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,880 but a worldwide standards of DCU driving lessons 1257 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:47,800 and looking this is how you got to do it and that. 1258 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,600 And not just that, obviously the car steering 1259 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,120 will be on the wrong side in certain places. 1260 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,520 Well, not wrong, but. 1261 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,440 But then manufacturers, as the new cars are made, 1262 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,240 make them all the same way then, wouldn't they? 1263 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,400 Yeah. 1264 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,000 But that's less of an issue in the grand scheme 1265 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,160 of having people drive on the left or the right 1266 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,000 side of the road. 1267 00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,600 Just to do it anyway, I don't know. 1268 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:17,600 We see these cars coming from France or wherever 1269 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,800 and they're left-hand drivers 1270 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,800 and they're still driving fine, arguably anyway. 1271 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,800 So yeah, a lot of work would have to be done for that. 1272 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,800 But yeah, in an ideal situation, that would work all right. 1273 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,800 I'm just checking to see if there was any more of those. 1274 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,800 No, we did have a lot of driving and ones like road works 1275 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,800 and again, stuff that we've covered a lot. 1276 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,800 Yeah, most of the time. 1277 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:59,800 Yeah, I don't want to feel like I'll repeat a lot of the 1278 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,800 stuff that we do talk about, so I won't do. 1279 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,800 So we will get on to the confessions. 1280 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:11,800 Should get the. 1281 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,800 Wait, we've smashed these out to that. 1282 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,800 Well, we've got to give the people up the once in a while. 1283 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,800 That's right, I haven't touched my phone for a little bit. 1284 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:23,800 I've got a lot of fucking missed calls and texts and emails 1285 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,800 but I'm not not doing them. 1286 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,800 They can wait. 1287 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,800 Confessions then please. 1288 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800 Father Ash. 1289 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,800 Confession one. 1290 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:38,800 You pretty much just have to complain my eyes and I'll suck your dick. 1291 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:44,800 I went out last night and met an American guy that got drunk with me 1292 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,800 and had a lot of fun flirting with. 1293 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:47,800 Lol. 1294 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,800 Was flirting with him for a while. 1295 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:56,800 Then he said, I had beautiful brown eyes and I was like, yep, that's 1296 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:57,800 the deal. 1297 00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,800 Which way do you want your dick slapped up by in my head? 1298 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:07,800 Of course, since he was American, I thought, why not? 1299 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,800 I wanted to try and wanted to let you say, try a new delicacy. 1300 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,800 He managed to bag me and went back to his hotel. 1301 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:21,800 He was staying at for a little fun. 1302 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,800 I don't know. 1303 00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:30,800 I sucked his dick like a porn star and he made my pussy feel real good. 1304 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:38,800 After that, got rowed and the night was properly hard. 1305 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:39,800 I was fucking. 1306 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:45,800 Oh, and he let me steal one of his shirts to that size USA on it. 1307 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,800 A little memento, if you will. 1308 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,800 Just one of those. 1309 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,800 So I mean, it's a bit on the nose. 1310 00:55:53,800 --> 00:56:00,800 If you're an American tourist, I'm guessing coming to the UK, what would 1311 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,800 you be walking around with USA top on? 1312 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,800 I don't know. 1313 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:05,800 No, it was just. 1314 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:09,800 It was just. 1315 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,800 It's more patriotic. 1316 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:12,800 Yeah. 1317 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:17,800 If we do that, walking around with an England top on, you see it as a racist 1318 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:22,800 and commentary on T-shirt. 1319 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,800 Yeah. 1320 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,800 But again, it's yeah, it would be. 1321 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,800 I mean, we do see enough people going out there. 1322 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:33,800 England flags out on the fucking cars during the football games or anything. 1323 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:39,800 So I suppose that is what we wouldn't do. 1324 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,800 We had just a lot to take in on that one, isn't it? 1325 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,800 Well, she got a little memento from me. 1326 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,800 Yeah. 1327 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:45,800 She tried a new Deluxe. 1328 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,800 She got complimented. 1329 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,800 Sounds like she had a good time. 1330 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,800 I think he did as well. 1331 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:52,800 Oh, yeah. 1332 00:56:52,800 --> 00:57:01,800 We've said it before, and I'm assuming this is one of the younger generations. 1333 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,800 Yeah, they just seem free flowing and really easy. 1334 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,800 Not all of them, but a lot of them. 1335 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,800 So all you have to do is compliment her eyes, mate. 1336 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:13,800 Yeah. 1337 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,800 It's always a good place to start, really. 1338 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,800 I can't always go straight out on some fucking look at them titties. 1339 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,800 Well, what should she do for her sins? 1340 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,800 It's five a jimmy. 1341 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,800 I don't think there is a sin, to be honest. 1342 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,800 No sins were committed. 1343 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,800 Yeah, just keep playing the game. 1344 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,800 Just keep getting your little mementos. 1345 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,800 Yeah, just keep it real. 1346 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,800 Keep drawing Deluxe's. 1347 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,800 Right. 1348 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,800 Yeah. 1349 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,800 Well, yeah. 1350 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:42,800 Right. 1351 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,800 Confession two. 1352 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:51,800 So my son's friends, my son's friend came over because they were going to watch a soccer game apparently. 1353 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:56,800 And when my son came to say hi to me, he hugged me and kissed me as usual. 1354 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,800 Well, his friends came and also hugged me. 1355 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:05,800 But when he was hugging me, he placed his hand on my ass and I was shocked. 1356 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:06,800 I didn't respond. 1357 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,800 I actually froze. 1358 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,800 So I couldn't say anything. 1359 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,800 And my husband wasn't home. 1360 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,800 So he didn't see anything. 1361 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,800 But this secretly turned me on. 1362 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,800 He made me feel special. 1363 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,800 Now, is this one all right, mate? 1364 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:26,800 It sounds like the start of one of those black and orange movies. 1365 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,800 I was waiting for the music. 1366 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,800 I was trying to make me both of them. 1367 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:31,800 Yeah. 1368 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:32,800 Yeah. 1369 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,800 Yeah. 1370 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:43,800 I mean, again, this older lady hasn't committed a sin. 1371 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,800 Just enjoyed a bit of a... 1372 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:51,800 So if she didn't enjoy it, she would have been a bit boy-like. 1373 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:57,800 So I'd say you just need to be careful. 1374 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:05,800 Don't allow yourself to be tempted into anything that you may regret in the long run. 1375 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:15,800 And hopefully, a son was, and a son's friend, of legal age where that was fine. 1376 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:20,800 Because that's a bit odd as well, isn't it? 1377 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:25,800 The son coming over, giving a hug and a kiss. 1378 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:26,800 That's fine. 1379 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,800 But was the friend coming over, giving a hug and that as well? 1380 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:31,800 I don't know. 1381 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,800 He's done that intentionally to make that movie. 1382 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,800 Yeah. 1383 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,800 And then more than his friend, going, why did you hug my mom? 1384 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,800 And why did you such a ass? 1385 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:41,800 Well, yeah. 1386 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:48,800 You'd assume that if you saw him, he would have said something. 1387 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,800 Yeah. 1388 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,800 There we go. 1389 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,800 Yeah. 1390 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:57,800 Just stay faithful. 1391 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,800 And yeah, next time he goes, hug him. 1392 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:02,800 Don't fucking have it. 1393 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,800 Don't let him do it. 1394 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,800 Because he seems to enjoy it a little bit too much. 1395 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:12,800 We've hit the hour mark now. 1396 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,800 We've got stuff to do. 1397 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,800 I've got to go pick up the van. 1398 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,800 £55 MOT and whatever other bits have been done. 1399 01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,800 I'm guessing nothing else has been sorted then. 1400 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,800 Who would you say? 1401 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:25,800 Yeah. 1402 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,800 I thought there was, I don't know, tracking was out or something. 1403 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,800 Maybe. 1404 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,800 You know, when you just hear a bit of a whoop whoop, there's a little spinny. 1405 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,800 So maybe it was just the tracking and he's done that for free. 1406 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,800 Good mechanic, my mechanic is. 1407 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,800 I mean, we haven't even spoken about Donald Trump. 1408 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,800 He's had a boss week. 1409 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,800 I'm sure he'll have another boss week. 1410 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,800 He's just fucking... 1411 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:52,800 I had a bit of a fucking fall last Saturday because he always seems, 1412 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,800 after we've done a record, some good stuff comes out. 1413 01:00:55,800 --> 01:01:01,800 You know, so there was the Ukraine meeting that was just after the record last week. 1414 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:06,800 And then no doubt something else is going to come out looking later on or tomorrow morning. 1415 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,800 So it makes me think we need to do this on a Sunday. 1416 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,800 We ain't got time for it. 1417 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,800 So we'll stick to the Fridays for now. 1418 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,800 We'll do it on a Sunday, I assume crap will come on Monday. 1419 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:16,800 I don't know. 1420 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,800 I just feel like good things happen on a Friday after we've done the record. 1421 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,800 But yeah, he's just kidding. 1422 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,800 He told Gazer about themselves yesterday as well, didn't he? 1423 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,800 I'm not sure, I don't know. 1424 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,800 Yeah, so basically, similar to what he says to Zelensky, 1425 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:36,800 I'm the one that's fucking dictating his stuff. 1426 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:42,800 So you've got to just play the game, otherwise you're left to yourself and you've got. 1427 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:47,800 I know that Zelensky did send a formal letter after that, 1428 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:51,800 the embarrassing meeting that he had, essentially saying, 1429 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:57,800 look, sorry for the way I've conducted myself and I want to take the deal that's on the table 1430 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:01,800 and get this C-Sport sorted out. 1431 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:07,800 Whether that happens, I mean, it's got to happen because there's been a lot of agreements 1432 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:15,800 for the lithium and stuff because obviously with the electric cars, wherever they're mining it from, 1433 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:23,800 like Ukraine and Russia and stuff, Elon's going to benefit from that to get all the stuff for his battery cars. 1434 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:28,800 Yeah, so it's got to happen because otherwise Elon's just going to be saying to Donald, 1435 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,800 oh, come on, mate, I want my fucking batteries. 1436 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,800 So let's get this fucking done. 1437 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:39,800 Yeah, it's going to be nice to see what happens this week. 1438 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,800 I was going to go off on a fucking rant then about fucking 2-tier care, 1439 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:48,800 but we're not a politics podcast. I'll save for another time. 1440 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:54,800 Blue eyes, yeah. Appreciate all the emails and the messages and that. 1441 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:59,800 Whoever's signed the hotline up to Domino's Pizza as well. 1442 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:00,800 Thank you. 1443 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:06,800 Yeah, thanks. We'll reap the benefits of the discounts that we're getting sent out. 1444 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,800 I don't know what they've got from that really, but yeah, thanks for that. 1445 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:15,800 And yeah, links are in the description as always. Keep sending the messages in. 1446 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:21,800 Probably be more than normal episode next week since we have had a few extras to try and rattle through. 1447 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,800 Doesn't mean you shouldn't send any more messages in. 1448 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:30,800 James, we'll see you next week as well, mate. 1449 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:54,800 Yeah, so yeah, we shall see you later. Peace. 1450 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:22,800 You can't deny.